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112. Spider-Man – Holiday Spectacular (& the Patreon) · The Book-Watchers

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  Speaker 1: before we get into today's Christmas episode, how Homerry Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: Any who'sies on today's episode? So today with this Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about something Halloween, of course, no talking
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  Speaker 1: about something Christmas. Ho ho ho. It is the season
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  Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Shit, wow, Jacob really picking your nails on
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  Speaker 1: the camera. It's not recorded, not recorded, but the audio
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  Speaker 1: is I'm kicking that out, I'm digging that out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So today's episode it's gonna be short. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a short, little, sweet little episode, and it is going
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  Speaker 1: to be based around the holiday special, the Spider Man
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  Speaker 1: Holidays Spectacular, that came out this year a couple actually
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  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago at the time of this recording.
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  Speaker 1: So basically this one shot kind of get into the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: Is Peter Parker as Spider Man, and he is well,
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  Speaker 1: let me rephrase that. The short starts out with him
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  Speaker 1: at the Fantastic Four at the Baxter Tower for the
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic Four as they have their holiday party with all
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  Speaker 1: these different superheroes and ship there and he's talking to
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  Speaker 1: Ben Grimm, and of course Ben Grim talks about how
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  Speaker 1: he's glad to be back and he went to He
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  Speaker 1: mentions that he has Jewish heritage, of course because Ben
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  Speaker 1: Grim is Jewish. Then the conversation of what Peter is
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  Speaker 1: going to do for Christmas comes up and he says, oh,
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  Speaker 1: He's going to go to see his aunt May and
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  Speaker 1: spend Christmas with her, Like he does every year. But
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  Speaker 1: then at the party, he gets a call from ant
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  Speaker 1: Mace and they oh, she's going to go on a
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  Speaker 1: cruise for Christmas, and that he can go spend it
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  Speaker 1: with someone else, so he hasn't had to keep this
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  Speaker 1: old lady company because she thinks that she's a burden
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  Speaker 1: on him when reality she he loves spending Christmas with
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  Speaker 1: his aunt, of course, so when he finds out about that,
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  Speaker 1: he kind of he gets a little sad. He's like, well, shoot, now,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck am I going to do for Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: So Ben Graham overhears it, and then from there Peter
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  Speaker 1: leaves the party early because he gets depresso. And then
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  Speaker 1: he gets asked to go to a holiday party with
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  Speaker 1: the Avengers and the Impossible City in space because the
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  Speaker 1: Avenger's new base of operations is the Impossible City, which
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  Speaker 1: is a big spaceship complex in space orbiting the Earth
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  Speaker 1: up you want more information on that, I'm sure at
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  Speaker 1: some point I'm gonna do that run of comics because
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  Speaker 1: that runs pretty fun. But it's basically a large AI
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  Speaker 1: facility city ship that operates itself and is now the
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  Speaker 1: headquarters for the Avengers, so it's it's fun it's great.
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  Speaker 1: So he's over there with the Avengers because Carol Danvers
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  Speaker 1: invite him and he's like, I'm not a Avenger though,
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  Speaker 1: and she's like what you good? Do you see my camera? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like it keeps like doing this weird thing where it
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  Speaker 1: zooms in and out. Yeah, well your camera's also very
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  Speaker 1: very pixelated. So well, even if it's pixelated, do you
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  Speaker 1: still see that it's doing that or not? I don't
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  Speaker 1: see that now. I just see you going very like
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  Speaker 1: pix lay and then not to pix lay and then
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  Speaker 1: pix lay it again. So it's not doing like a
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  Speaker 1: zooming thing. Ah, I don't know. It's weird. So he
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  Speaker 1: was invited by Carol because she was like, once Avenger,
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  Speaker 1: always Avenger, even though Peter is not technically a active
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  Speaker 1: Avenger on the team. So he goes up there and
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  Speaker 1: then he starts interacting with the other Avengers and like
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  Speaker 1: Iron Man's like, hey, for Christmas, he should come with
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  Speaker 1: us to go bunch of girls can go skiing, and
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  Speaker 1: he's like, I don't really ski, and then he makes
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  Speaker 1: these plans with a bunch of different people like Hellcats,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm having a rager on Christmas. Come party at
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  Speaker 1: my Rager and Doctor Strange invites him over for Christmas
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  Speaker 1: events too, and he's getting a bite to all these
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  Speaker 1: random events and he's like, why am I getting invited
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  Speaker 1: to these random random shit? And he's like, yeah, okay, sure,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go to all these all this stuff for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, who told y'all was going to be
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  Speaker 1: open on Christmas? And no one's telling him anything, but
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  Speaker 1: everyone's trying to invite him to everything. It's it's basically
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  Speaker 1: like a divorced parent fighting over who's gonna take their
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  Speaker 1: child for Christmas, basically what it's like. And he's just like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't what the fuck? And eventually he does decide
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  Speaker 1: where he wants to go for Christmas. He goes to
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  Speaker 1: Louisiana with Logan with the X Men or the Uncanny
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  Speaker 1: x Men, because Rogue, Gambit and Logan are in the
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  Speaker 1: byues of Louisiana living with a bunch of young teenage
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  Speaker 1: mutants that they took in. They're go under their wing.
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  Speaker 1: Read the Uncanny x Men comics after the coin era.
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  Speaker 1: They're really good and they're ooky, spooky horror mixed with
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  Speaker 1: the X Men. Chef's kiss Love It. But he joins them,
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  Speaker 1: oh a Nightcrawler. He joins them with in Louisiana for Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: and he kind of just has a heart to heart
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  Speaker 1: with Logan and he's just like, why is everybody asking
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  Speaker 1: me to go to their Christmas events? And why did
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  Speaker 1: you ask me? And Logan's just like, well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really like your your equips really, but I but you
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  Speaker 1: do bring light up the room when you walk into it,
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  Speaker 1: and he tells him basically, Ben Grim. Oh, this is
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  Speaker 1: also after Daredevil, because Daredevil calls him up and asks
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  Speaker 1: and asks him to help Daredevil bring into a building
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  Speaker 1: to leave presents for kids be Santa Claus. So he's
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  Speaker 1: doing all these different things, ends up Louisy and for
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  Speaker 1: Christmas and he asks Logan, why is everyone like pulling
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  Speaker 1: and tugging at me to go do things with them
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  Speaker 1: on Christmas? And he's like, well, ben Grim, let us
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  Speaker 1: all know that your aunt was going to be at
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  Speaker 1: not around for Christmas. You're going to be by yourself.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, so you saw him just a pettycase.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, no, you're not a pity case at all,
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  Speaker 1: but no one deserves to be by themselves on Christmas
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  Speaker 1: and you're just like, oh my god, it's so cy.
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  Speaker 1: And he's spending Christmas Day with Rogue, Gambit, Nightcrawler and
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  Speaker 1: the other mutants and it's having a gay all time.
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  Speaker 1: And then his aunt calls him up and the cruise
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  Speaker 1: was canceled, so he's like, hell, yeah, I'm going back
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  Speaker 1: to New York like the Queens. I'm gonna spend Christmas
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  Speaker 1: Day with my aunt. And then he flies back to
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  Speaker 1: New York to Queens, spends Christmas Day with his aunt
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  Speaker 1: like he wanted, on top of spending the holidays with
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  Speaker 1: the rest of the heroes, and turns out her cruise
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  Speaker 1: was scheduled for the next week, so he spends New
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  Speaker 1: Year's with Van Matt on the ship. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: heartwarming little story about Peter Parker trying to celebrate in
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  Speaker 1: the holidays. It's cute, but yeah, that is the holiday
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  Speaker 1: Spider Man Holidays. Spectacular, cute, little heart warming story about
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  Speaker 1: you should always be with your friends and chosen family
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  Speaker 1: on Christmas unless you're me and I have to work
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  Speaker 1: on Christmas. I'm so mad, y'all. Don't understand. Y'all don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I love Christmas the fuck and I have to work.
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  Speaker 1: Granted it's gonna be a nice chill day, so it's
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  Speaker 1: pretty that they're making us work. Yeah, that's pretty homophobic.
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  Speaker 1: Hey double pay. I'm not expecting vto though, future different
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  Speaker 1: couls part. I'm not expecting vto though, because they lie
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  Speaker 1: in Oh yeah lying as Yeah, made promises to us,
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  Speaker 1: didn't follow through, so we all end up working on
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Day. Yeah, but yes, that is our Christmas episode,
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  Speaker 1: very short, very sweet, to the point. Happy holidays, catch
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  Speaker 1: y'all next year, literally, catch all next year, because it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be on the is it the thirty first
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  Speaker 1: or the first? I think it's the first, Yeah, it'll
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  Speaker 1: be it'll be the first, So happy to catch home
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  Speaker 1: next year. Literally it'll be January first, twenty six when
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  Speaker 1: our next episode comes out. So thank y'all for listening
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  Speaker 1: to this podcast. Merry Christmas, Happy holidays. Go start to
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  Speaker 1: the Patreon please please All right, love y'all, Bye bye
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  Speaker 1: Yeah