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Ep 136. Full House - Dateless in San Francisco · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: What's up, nostalgian nerds. We have an extra long episode
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  Speaker 1: this week because next week we're not releasing an episode.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to re release an episode that we
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  Speaker 1: really like. I'm not gonna tell you what it is now,
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  Speaker 1: but maybe there'll be a hint. We'll hope you enjoyed
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  Speaker 1: this episode and we'll see you next Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: My treats, I see.
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  Speaker 3: That cool?
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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow?
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  Speaker 3: You could be a fat model. I was sixteen at
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  Speaker 3: the time, fifteen and and then hook it up with
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  Speaker 3: a witch and that was that. Cats can smile apparently,
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  Speaker 3: whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jimmy Maine is a star.
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  Speaker 1: Her look looks weren't part of this issue. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I had to sell my last top hat for Jana.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but hey, Tannerino, so whole.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to notable nostalgia.
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  Speaker 1: I am Jeff and I am the one, the only Andy.
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  Speaker 1: But it was a high pitch, so they're like different.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they're like, we could take her leave it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so we love is in the air right now,
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  Speaker 3: So we thought we would chitchat about an iconic episode
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  Speaker 3: of Full House. But before we get started, Andy, since
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  Speaker 3: it is Valentine's Week, what's your relationship like with Valentine's Day?
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  Speaker 3: Are you a on pro Valentine's Day? Anti? Yeah, ambivalent,
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  Speaker 3: I'm pro.
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  Speaker 1: I just I feel like a lot of people are
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  Speaker 1: like really jaded about it, which is fine. I can
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  Speaker 1: see why, Like, oh, it's another homework. Holladay is homemark
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  Speaker 1: even a company other than movies.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, I don't know, like what pathetic person would go
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  Speaker 3: to the mall and buy like a.
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  Speaker 1: Card, But like I totally get why people would say that.
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  Speaker 1: But I think anything that just kind of spreads like
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  Speaker 1: fun and joy, like why not like just you know,
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  Speaker 1: just if you don't want to do it, totally fine,
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  Speaker 1: but you know a lot of people find joy in it.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. I think it's fun. And remember
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  Speaker 1: being a kid and then like in school and everybody
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  Speaker 1: would like make and get your little pieces of candy
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  Speaker 1: and that was amazing. That was so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sucked because I think that was mainly for
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  Speaker 3: like when you when the kids do like the classroom ones.
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  Speaker 3: It's mainly like elementary school. But Jackson was in like
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  Speaker 3: I think third grade when like COVID happened, So we
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  Speaker 3: really missed out on a lot of oh sure kind
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  Speaker 3: of stuff. Because I even asked Jeremy the other day
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  Speaker 3: because I've seen on the tiktoks that there's like such
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  Speaker 3: cool ones like little hearts that are made out of stones. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: they're super like fifty cents apiece, like they're super small, like,
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  Speaker 3: And I asked grumas, like, did Jackson still do Valentine's Day?
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  Speaker 3: Like for like his classmates and drums are now. But
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  Speaker 3: but no, I okay, I was gonna ask, and I'll
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  Speaker 3: ask this in the I was gonna ask the episode.
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  Speaker 3: But how do you feel, like do you get like
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  Speaker 3: have you ever gotten flowers? Being like a hetero man?
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  Speaker 1: No, but I know I've always bought flowers for myself,
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think I've ever gotten flower I don't
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  Speaker 1: think so. If I have, I'm sorry, But in the
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  Speaker 1: top of my head, I don't believe.
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  Speaker 3: So when do you buy flowers for just when you
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  Speaker 3: when you're at the store.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I'm out like Trader Joe's and then where
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  Speaker 1: I used to live, my next door neighbor like twice
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  Speaker 1: a year because he had like a green house or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: but twice a year he would make a little stand
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  Speaker 1: out front of his house and they were beautiful. There's
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  Speaker 1: all these different kinds. It's only eight dollars like for
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  Speaker 1: a big bouquet. And it was always like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just you just there's a venmo thing you could scan
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  Speaker 1: and it was like just be like, hey, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really trusting that you guys. If you do take one,
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  Speaker 1: pay you know. And so I always did it and
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  Speaker 1: it was great. I love Yeah. I just like that,
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't mind a little bit of flowers in
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  Speaker 1: the house, yeah, like plant wise, but you know, so
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  Speaker 1: I always I always like to have either plants or
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  Speaker 1: fruit somewhere where people can see when they walk in.
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  Speaker 3: I like that. And I'm like I am a little
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  Speaker 3: so so about flowers. Like like if you go back
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  Speaker 3: to like our year in review, you know that I'm
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  Speaker 3: a slept for flowers, but I'm a slept for flower festivals.
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  Speaker 3: I like them when they're on the ground because sometimes,
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  Speaker 3: like number one, I'm paranoid about our cats getting poisoned
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  Speaker 3: because like cats are allergic to like everything, and.
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  Speaker 1: I learned something new about cats. They smile and they're
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  Speaker 1: allergic to flowers, but.
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  Speaker 3: Does always means that they're happy and they're not like
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  Speaker 3: allergic to flowers, like the way that people are allergic
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  Speaker 3: to like peanut butter, where it's like annoying.
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  Speaker 1: But I think we've talked about our anger for people
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  Speaker 1: the peanut butter, like peanut butter.
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  Speaker 3: You know, over and but no, I love that and
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm like my favorite holidays may Day because
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  Speaker 3: it's not like one of those. But I know that
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  Speaker 3: we are so busy, like as humans like, and so
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  Speaker 3: so much going on. Sometimes it is nice to have
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  Speaker 3: that reminder to like pause and like share love with
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  Speaker 3: other people. Yeah, I don't think that is a wrong thing.
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  Speaker 3: So so we have done. We have chatted a lot
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  Speaker 3: about Full House, but I am just like obsessilated with
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  Speaker 3: Full House, Like this was a hallmark of my childhood.
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  Speaker 3: How was it with you? Did you watch it growing up?
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  Speaker 1: I did watch it when I was really young, but
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  Speaker 1: I was so young that I don't really remember. I
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  Speaker 1: remember little bits and pieces of certain episodes, but not
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  Speaker 1: a full episode.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we me and my sister. We were obsessed with
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  Speaker 3: Bob Saggett, like he was America's dad, like with Full
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  Speaker 3: House going on for it was like eight or nine seasons,
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  Speaker 3: and then hosting America's Funniest Home Videos that was like
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  Speaker 3: family programming, oh for sure. And then Uncle Jesse hot
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  Speaker 3: as fuck. Uncle Joey funny, but like I think people
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  Speaker 3: were laughing at him, not with him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll talk about during the episode. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: are they trying to make him like a sex symbol guy?
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  Speaker 3: In like a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I think maybe in the later seasons he's like, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I know this is kind of wrapping down. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be thought of just like a like a goofball.
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  Speaker 1: Is there anybody you guys can like try to make
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  Speaker 1: me sexy? I guess I don't know. It seemed really weird.
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  Speaker 3: I also felt like, and we'll discuss this, but like
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  Speaker 3: as the seasons progressed, like the girls got got older,
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  Speaker 3: the Aunt Becky moves in, it kind of like you're
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  Speaker 3: trying to find a place for Uncle Joey to fit in. Oh, sure,
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  Speaker 3: he's not the dad, He's not technically the uncle. So
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  Speaker 3: they really tried to like shoehorn him into like the
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  Speaker 3: storyline a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask, is Aunt Becky Danny's sister or no?
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  Speaker 3: No, so Aunt Becky hosts a wake up San Francisco
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  Speaker 3: with Danny. They show so in the pilot Danny's wife
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  Speaker 3: just died and that was the sister of Uncle Jesse. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and then Danny and Joey went to like school together,
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  Speaker 3: and which I think that kind of mirrored their personal
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  Speaker 3: life too, because I think Bob Sagan Dave Cooley were
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  Speaker 3: like BFFs.
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  Speaker 1: Probably did I was gonna say, probably someone with comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and and then shout out to my sister Jesse.
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  Speaker 3: We went obviously before Bob Saget died, and I shared
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  Speaker 3: this on our previous episode that we got to see
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  Speaker 3: him live do stand up and we were in the
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  Speaker 3: front row and he made a joke about us dating,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, no, brother's sister. And then
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  Speaker 3: his jokes were so I wish I could remember him,
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  Speaker 3: but they were like so incestual jokes about me and Jesse.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. And then yeah, his people were always
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  Speaker 3: like his jokes are really crude, and we get that.
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  Speaker 1: They were.
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  Speaker 3: Very very very very uncomfortably inappropriate, but I lived for
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  Speaker 3: it like it was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so the really quick did you say it
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  Speaker 1: like Helium or where'd you see him?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? It was Helium in Portland. It was surreal Like
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: before then I saw and I met Roseanne.
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  Speaker 1: Before well, she was always problem was also Helium.
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  Speaker 3: It was at the Arlen Schnitzer gorgeous theater and down
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  Speaker 3: like near PSU in in Portland, Oregon, and that one
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  Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, there's no garage, so I was like,
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  Speaker 3: she's gonna have to come out. So I was like
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  Speaker 3: circling the block.
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  Speaker 1: And then I did the same thing when I saw
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  Speaker 1: Alice Cooper there. I was like, you can only come
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  Speaker 1: out of one spot.
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  Speaker 3: So I went and then I threw and because even
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  Speaker 3: though she's very problematic and I get that, I know
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  Speaker 3: that at least back then, she did have a soft spot.
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  Speaker 3: She did a lot of advocacy for LGBT back in
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  Speaker 3: the day. Now she's just like a shithead. But I
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  Speaker 3: was like, there's a lot of gaggle of people around her,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, Rosyanne, Roseanne, I'm gay. I'm gay.
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  Speaker 3: And then her like manager, like her assistant or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: was like, Roseanne, this is a gay and like it
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  Speaker 3: got me right up to her. So I got to
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  Speaker 3: like talk to her like for a couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 3: But that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's I mean even though now but then
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  Speaker 1: you know it's different. So that's a really cool experience.
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  Speaker 3: I'm using the gay card, I mean every single card
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  Speaker 3: I need. Like if I if I wanted to, uh,
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  Speaker 3: if I got a chance to meet Paul McCartney but
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  Speaker 3: there was like a gaggle of people around him, I
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  Speaker 3: would just rip off one of my arms.
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  Speaker 1: Because he likes.
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  Speaker 3: X y who No, prenap got a lot of money
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  Speaker 3: or a fucking horrible prenap got a lot of money
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  Speaker 3: that Heather Mills anyways, icon Okay, so this episode, so
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  Speaker 3: there's a lot of Valentine's Day episodes. I found that
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  Speaker 3: as the season's progressed, the show got much more popular,
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  Speaker 3: like after next season four or five around there also
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  Speaker 3: got a little bit more ridiculous too, with Michelle taking
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  Speaker 3: a lot of the storylines. So this one is from
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  Speaker 3: season eight, episode seventeen. You can find it on Hulu.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, it's called smelt too that it's called dateless
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  Speaker 3: in San Francisco. So I thought we would just break
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  Speaker 3: it down, chat chat about it. As per Usu, I
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  Speaker 3: wrote this without reading it again, editing it, or really
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  Speaker 3: paying attention, because I that's why we're award winning, because
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  Speaker 3: we become prepared, okay, and chime in anytime. Sure, But
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  Speaker 3: I also didn't know this until I looked it up
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  Speaker 3: on Wikipedia. The one hundred and ninety two episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Dang, that's a lot. Yeah, that's a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot that and every single episode, if I'm not mistaken,
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  Speaker 3: has that like violin kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Oh at the moment like yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's a lot of sentimental moments.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like, I wonder if they use the same one.
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  Speaker 1: And I wonder, so I know, there's a song by
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  Speaker 1: Divo and that's what Ridiculous used, and the guy who
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  Speaker 1: wrote the song, the band, you know, they were like
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  Speaker 1: we got paid more from Ridiculous because they use that
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  Speaker 1: as their intro song and MTV just played it NonStop
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  Speaker 1: for like fifteen years. So my point is every time
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  Speaker 1: it got played, they got they got money from it.
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  Speaker 1: So I wonder if that little no no, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: wonder if every time they're like use it again.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm Okay, the one I'm about just is
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  Speaker 3: very specific and I don't have all the facts or
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  Speaker 3: of the words to explain it, but I think that
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: you might have told me it or I made it up.
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  Speaker 3: But let's see, there's a sound that started being used,
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  Speaker 3: the Wilhelm screen. Okay, yeah, oh my god, can you
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  Speaker 3: tell me about this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I know what you're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: the Wilhelm What is it?
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Basically, this guy screamed in like nineteen fifty or something,
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  Speaker 1: and they thought it was really funny, so they used it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not sure if the sound designer was named
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  Speaker 1: Wilhelm or the person who screamed his name, But anyways,
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  Speaker 1: and then like in the seventies, somebody heard that sound
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  Speaker 1: and they thought it was hilarious, so then they put
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  Speaker 1: it in like a movie, and then someone else and
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  Speaker 1: so then there's just like this long running gag towere.
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  Speaker 1: It's called the Wilhelm scream, and it's in so many movies.
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  Speaker 3: And do you think that person or the creator of
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  Speaker 3: that sound, or the producer that sound gets money for it?
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  Speaker 3: Do you think?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I like listened to
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  Speaker 1: a documentary about it or a podcast or something about it,
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  Speaker 1: And I think they're not one hundred percent sure where
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  Speaker 1: that sound actually came. If I remember, I could be wrong, but.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, you know so fucking much. It's always like behind
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  Speaker 3: the scenes saying about these the people that do the
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  Speaker 3: sound effects so folly artists.
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  Speaker 1: Those are like.
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  Speaker 3: A horse wagon or whatever. You see how they're creating
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  Speaker 3: these noises that match so well. It's wild.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really crazy to think because when they're making movies,
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  Speaker 1: almost nothing you hear is actually being recorded in that time.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is follied because like there's wind, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times with like voice actors, they have to go
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  Speaker 1: back even like it's just unless you're like probably like
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  Speaker 1: in a how you know what I mean. But it's
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  Speaker 1: just weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy to me that, like, since we grew up
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  Speaker 3: at the beginning of internet but not you know, not
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  Speaker 3: smartphones and that kind of jazz, we still craved knowledge,
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  Speaker 3: even if it was like very niche knowledge. But I'm
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  Speaker 3: like concerned that the next generations and the generations after
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  Speaker 3: our kids won't do that because every kind of knowledge
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  Speaker 3: is gonna be instant.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about this a couple of days because
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to I think it was shod A anyways,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just walking back to my desk, and
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking out if anybody asked me maybe it
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  Speaker 1: it's not important. I was listening to something.
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  Speaker 3: Instead, she's listening.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it was one of the two I can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, if somebody goes, hey, what's your favorite
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  Speaker 1: shot A song? In my head and this is my
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  Speaker 1: conversation I had with myself all walking to my desk,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, well, it'd probably be Gizabelle or my
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, man, I can only remember like
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  Speaker 1: three or four shots And the reason why is because
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  Speaker 1: with streaming, I don't have to remember the songs. I
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  Speaker 1: can just hit shot A and just plays, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But I think what you're going at with like facts,
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  Speaker 1: you don't need to know facts because you can just
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  Speaker 1: look it up really quick.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, like I know, I think I don't
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  Speaker 3: know good about eighty percent on the conservative side of
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  Speaker 3: Fleetwood Mac songs because I studied the booklets, I studied
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  Speaker 3: the records. I studied every lyric when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 3: because that's all we had to do. Like, there were
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  Speaker 3: times where I had to go take a dump and like,
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  Speaker 3: we didn't have phones back then. I forgot my magazine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you can read the shampoo bottle or the fucking Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I heard.
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  Speaker 3: A lot about shampoo bottle and even like, and I
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  Speaker 3: was talking about this with somebody that AI, like Google,
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  Speaker 3: AI is preventing people from even clicking on because when
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  Speaker 3: we were younger, we could google, like about volcanoes, and
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  Speaker 3: there would be a bunch of articles and we could
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: click on them and do some more research. That was
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  Speaker 3: super efficient for us back then. But now AI Google
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  Speaker 3: does a summary about volcanos, so people aren't even clicking
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  Speaker 3: on the links to learn more. They're going just off
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  Speaker 3: of what the AI says.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not always accurate because what AI does is
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  Speaker 1: they just scraped the Internet and they kind of they
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  Speaker 1: compile all the information into like the most average. So
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  Speaker 1: it's like that's not you know, so yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So this is Dateless in San Francisco, and it
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  Speaker 3: is kind of a bummer that, like being based in
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  Speaker 3: San Francisco, there were very no homosexuals. There's one homosexual
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  Speaker 3: in this episode. But okay, so the opening scene, we're
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  Speaker 3: in the Tanner dining room. This iconic episode opens with
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  Speaker 3: Uncle Jesse spank me making Valentine's Day crafts with his
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  Speaker 3: twins making Alex for their mom aunt Becky, who wished
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  Speaker 3: my dog Guscus a happy birthday on Instagram at Guscus
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  Speaker 3: underscore the dog please. Yeah, before she went to jail
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  Speaker 3: and before she got divorced because she was convicted of
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: like the bribery, which is a college thing. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 3: cannot stand those twins, worst acting eva and that hair
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  Speaker 3: makes their heads look like they have matching brain tumors.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and their names I can't. I was gonna write
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  Speaker 1: their names the actual actor's name. It's like a weird
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  Speaker 1: It's like Molly to Lomley or so. I was like, man,
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  Speaker 1: just happy your name Ben and Barry.
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  Speaker 3: Give a fuck. I should have just used like pillow
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  Speaker 3: cases or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: You Yeah, Like, it is so weird though, that they
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  Speaker 1: decided like, you know, the twins, Oh no, no, I
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: guess they weren't twins. Never mind they was twins. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say the Mary Kane Ashley twins work
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  Speaker 1: so well, but this one they're just like, just throw
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: both the twins on there. But I forgot that there's
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: only one of the Mary Kate's and Ashley.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: But like what like usually there's the you know, the
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: cousin Oliver effect, you know, like a Brady Bunch with
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: the cute kids age out and then they bring in
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: a little one. And that's what was starting to happen
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: on this But instead of bringing in like I don't
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: think cousin Oliver like had a good life like that
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: actor got rid of couled and then got into like drugs,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming. And but they those kids, like at least
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Mary knt Nashally knew how to like at least kind
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: of act these little kids. They must be some like
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: a producer's cousin or something kids.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: When I was watching, I was trying to see if
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I could tell the difference between Mary Kay and Ashley acting.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I couldn't, could can you? Since you've seen so many episodes.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: The only way that you can tell the difference between
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: the only way that you can tell the difference between
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: which one was Mary King, which one's Ashley. Mary Kate
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: is the one that's purging and smoking. Okay, that's is
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: that offensive?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm fine with that.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Her eating disorders started later, probably or probably like the
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: trauma of being a child star had ripple effects in
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: her chilhood anyways. So no, well they did.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Used to basically treat them like dogs, where they would
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: give them eminem's if they said their lines correctly, which
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: is wild. They're like, hey, if you look at the camera,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: you can have one, and they were like, oh, you know,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: that probably fucked him up.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: One of the producers like got bit one time, so
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: then the next time they actually gave them dog fit.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: In the nineties, Twins were like everywhere Tea and Tamara,
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: these little.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Fuckers doublemint gum remember those commercials constantly.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Twins were like a really big thing back then. Yeah, okay,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: so the opening credits one of the okay, so sorry
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: this opening scene hate the kids and it was like
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: a soft opening, like they relied heavily on the children.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: It makes me so mad that Jesse cut that fucking
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: heart in half. You would have to try to do that. Yeah,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: there's no way that was my ax. I know it's
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: but man, Yeah, if I was married to Jesse and
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: that happened, I'd be like, you're clearly not smart enough
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: to raise children or do anything.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I don't think he has a job or anything. So
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: he's really like, I bet there's so many times where
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Aunt Becky's like, I'm carrying this family, so thank god
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: that you're But also he has like a fucked up
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: belly button, Like we need a Google listener. Pauses for
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: a second, Google Uncle Jesse or John Stamos belly button.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: It's like kind of it's wild. Okay, so the opening credits, Yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: look it up. It's so weird belly button. It's are
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: weird in general. When I discovered a few years ago
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: that you can like stick your finger in your belly button,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: it makes that weird sensation. I went through like a
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: big fat of it's weird. Yeah, okay, one of the
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: best theme songs of the eighties nineties. I still feel
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: like Danny Okay, I still feel like Danny Bobsack should
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: have been the lead credits. Who is John Stamos? Oh weird? Yeah,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: because he was I think maybe the bigger name commercially
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: at when this show started because of like I think
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: he was on General Hospital Hospital or something like that.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: And but and I put ri I p talking because
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: he died. You always forget how delicate your head is,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: even though your skull is like really powerful, like a
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: good defense that you can get a traumatic head injury
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: and like die. Yeah, yeah, I really like nervous, like
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: about heads, necks eyes.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I used to wear safety goggles in the car when
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I was driving, and Kathy goes, you look like a
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: crazy person. Then I don't want to like, like, there's
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: a helmet back there too, just in.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Case there intends they used to do that back in
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: the day, like where goggles, Like, I don't think they
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: had like a roof.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Or anything, just like win right in their face.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: We need to normalize helmet wearing for sure. Okay, So
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: as the seasons progress, Michelle takes on more of a
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: lead on the storyline, so she almost takes over Stephanie
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: because on the earlier season, Stephanie is kind of like
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: the lead child a little bit with like the child antics,
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: and then Michelle kind of takes over that. I personally
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: think Stephanie was a stronger child actor. But the show,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: like I said, I got more popular with the ratings
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: and seasons four and five.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: So watching this, Stephanie's on in there very much. Uh.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: And then in this episode and the other episode we watched,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I think she should have been utilized more because she
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: has some like comedy chops like you can like she
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: was really talented and every time she was on screen,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you know, for she as a kid actor, I thought
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: she was great overall act I mean I don't think
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: any kid actors like really that good, but uh you
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: could tell that, like she was funny, Like she's a
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: funny actor.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like there's some iconic when she's older episodes
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: like the one that we reviewed last or one of
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: the times we reviewed where I think she's like smoking, yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: and then she's like smoking with a cran and then anack,
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: he's like ay staff and she's like you know, the
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: face show and then what was the other Oh when
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: her Kimmy and Gina and then some like fill in
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: person have a cover band and they just do ace
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: of bays.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I remember that part so good.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, the Uncle Joey part of the credits when
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: he's rollerblading just really took me back to like the nineties.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, O, thing like rollerblading was super big back then,
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Like were you a rollerblader?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: No?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I remember I got a pair in second grade, but
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: there was I don't know where I got it from,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: but it was a used pair and I one of
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: like so you know, let's say they're both wheels, or
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: even one of the one of the feet, like I
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: don't know, we'll just say the left one. They were
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: ground down a little bit, so it like it was
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: really hard to use. So I never got into it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one thing that I really I know what I
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: was gonna say. I really wish I would have got
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: involved in. But I why I can't. I those tennis
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: shoes that have the wheels in oh helles.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been round they are and I looked them
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: up and they're not that expensive. They're only sixty five dollars.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: A pair, and they're pretty easy to use.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I've never used them, but I've been really wanting to.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I think we should do this.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because imagine like you're at work and you're just like, oh,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: i'll be there in a second. Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Or like I walk, you know, to the bathroom, but
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I forgot my phone. I'm gonna take a dump. I
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: don't want to walk all the way back, so why
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: not go die?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Well, like Kathy, she walks. She she has really long legs,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: so she walks way faster than I do. This might
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: be a way she can just like drag me along. Yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: and I'll just like, I.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Fucking love that. You just like put like a harness
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: on her. Like yeah. So another thing of rollerblades that
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: this reminded me of two was like homosexual and I
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: had a sister. We had Barbies, So there was a
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: roller blade Barbies and the same day might have gotten recalled,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: but like parents back then didn't really pay attention to
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: that because they sparked.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I have a vague memory of that.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like sparked and then they were supposed to glide,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: but like that's not gonna that's gonna be like too wiggly.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: So it wasn't really like a good toy, but it's sparked.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I remember my sister and I would spark them and
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: like burn ourselves.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why would they think that's a good idea? Yeah,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: like let's make kind of fire adjacent.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a Barbie's not gonna glide. You know, it
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: was stupid. But the person who designed that might be dead.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Like that's so sad to think because if they were
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: in there, if it was in the nineties, they're say,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: they're probably like in their thirties or forties when they're
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: designing for Barbie. They are probably in their fifties sixties,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: and you know that they smoked.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's the opening scene. What did you think
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: of the open What do you think about the opening credits?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Uh? Iconic for sure. It's one of the I mean
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: everybody even if I feel like even kids nowadays, if
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: they hear that, they might not know the show, but
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: they know the show, you know what I mean. Like,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: so yeah, super iconic.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I don't like that it cut that
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: heart in the half. But it is weird that they
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: didn't have an updated family picture. There are no twins.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think Becky was you know the last shot
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: when they're actually doing a picnic. That's kind of weird.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: But yeah, they probably should have done like but the
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: positive is they don't have the twins. So okay. So
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: the next scene opens with Michelle and the kids of
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: her class gathered around watching her and uh, smart guy Mary.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: He's a really good little kid actor. He killed it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Watch Mark.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I did watch. But I always think if there's an
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: episode where Marcus runs home and it's the one where
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Destiny's child is on there and he's like running home
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: and he opens the door and he goes, I just
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: drank a two liter sprint and I got a hey,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: how's it going. I don't know why, but I think
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: about that all the time when I have to pee.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: And that's the that was such an iconic episode. Sidebar
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: when Dusty's child is on Smart Guy, but then they
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: never mentioned again. Like, I like, I'm not involved with
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: the Spice Girls at all, but I don't go a
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: day without talking about Posh Spice and like the drama
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: with that. So like if I met Destiny's child and
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I was like kind of dating Beyonce, I would talk
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: about it all the fucking time. Yeah, so I think, Okay,
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: so one of their teachers, Uncle Joey, and that pta
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: gal come in and the kids are like, can you
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: see his authorities or whatever? It was so much make
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: more sense to have every Oh. I think I was
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: just saying how fucking boring it would be to like
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: have like twenty kids watching Michelle and Smart Guy at
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: thumb Wrestle. But if I was in a class with
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Smart Guy and Michelle Tanner, I'd be watching them thumb
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Wrestle too. Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: And then there's that Macaulay Culkin look alike. Yeah. I
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: remember when he was in a Little Rascals. I remember
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: as a kid in my head, I was like, is
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: that mcaulay Culkin, Like I wasn't one hundred percent year.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Oh he was the one that I that was. Uh,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing was you know, limprous?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: He's a florist person, figure skater, yeah, gymnastic.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: But why was Joey there? Anyways, he's not a parent, right.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: But I don't know, maybe he Yeah, that's what I mean,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Like they're just trying to like shoehorn him into storylines
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: because he's not going to yeah, like he's not married.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Like Becky and and Jesse live in the house, so
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Jesse always has like a built in storyline Joey like
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: time for you to move out. The kids are grown.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Out, and like, I mean, this is a different time
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: of course, the nineties, but when my kids were in
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: middle and elementary school, I don't think they would be like,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you know, let's say one of my friends had to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: go visit. They're like, hey, so how do you know
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: this kid? Oh, I'm not related. Yeah, it's my buddy's daughter.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna like we need to talk, you know, it's.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Just weird to say if it was just you and
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: the girl, you and your girls and like, but say
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: they're like like nine months old and the other ones
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: ten months old and you're struggling, and I move in
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: to help you raise the kids. Sure, fast forward to
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: like their they're their age now and I'm just like
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: laying on the couch and like ripping the ball. You
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: would be like, really, you help should the babies? But
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: to wrap this up, I want to be like, I'm
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: gonna volunteer your school now, Yeah, exactly.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: And then later on Jesse's like, well, if you want
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: to turn a lady off, just show me your bank account.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: So I don't think he has a job because it
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: doesn't have any money. So yeah, I think you just house.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Chills and then and then show But but then I
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: feel bad because like he's pretty much like sexually a
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: harassment abuse by this like pta oh yeah, yeah, he's no,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: And it doesn't set up in this episode that she's
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: going to touch his butt until he's like worried about it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: So it's clearly it has been a reoccurring thing. Sure,
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: he's been like hurt by her Michelle and her crew. Okay,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: so the teacher the PTA lady who's like the epitome
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: of like middle aged women fashion in the nineties.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking like the hair. Ever, it was
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: a perfect example of what they were trying to do.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Joey announced that the kids are gonna have
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: a Valentine's Day party, so pretty much it's just gonna
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: be a normal day in class, but they're gonna put
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: hearts on the wall.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's super weird that, like, why would the
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: PTA people need They didn't. It didn't do anything. The
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: teacher could have been like, hey, guys, yeah, just think
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: about the real old And I know it's like a sitcom,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I get that, but if you think about it in
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: the real world, it would be weird because they're like, hey,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: PTA people, we need to schedule both of you to show.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, do you have anything going
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: on Monday through Friday during the day, you know what
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like, don't they work?
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's just weird, and the teacher should
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, maybe I'm not gonna involve these two
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: together because there's clearly some like violent like sexual violence
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: going on. Yeah.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't know the first time, but to have
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: them both at and why just those two? Why not
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: anybody else with the PTA if they're just gonna let
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: everybody party.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's very weird. Okay, so Michelle's crew are
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: sitting around chit chatting about the dance, and like the
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: bossy girl is like, okay, kid from kindergarten cop, you're
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: gonna be with that girl that we that we don't
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: know because like we seed an extra chick. And then
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be with the queer and then smart guy
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: is gonna be with Michelle. Yeah, and then they're like,
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: oh wait they end this scene with I think it
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: was pretty fucking sunny.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I laughed out loud for a few seconds that show.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I thought that was real. That's a really funny joke.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what was.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: So she's like, well, we don't know what to do,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you know when you're dating someone. And then someone goes, well,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: my big sister has a boyfriend, and she just writes
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend's name all the time. Oh, we could do that.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: What's your sister's boyfriend's name, Lenny? And they start all
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: writing Lenny. That's really funny scene.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Well, like way better than the opening.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Which they should have because right before that happens. The
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: teacher goes, hey, okay, I wrote it down because she goes, hey,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: are you going to the dance? And Joey says, I'll
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: be there with pants on? What the fuck does that mean? Why?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I don't? I don't what does that mean? So like
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: the teacher goes, I hope so, and then they just
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: drop it. But why, I don't know was that ad lib?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Did they write that like in the script, like because
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: he is a perverse I don't know. I have no idea.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: That was super weird. I'll be there with pants on?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Like the fuck?
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: You know? He like got this like Dave Cooley got
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: the got the script and was like, you know, reading
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: it and was like like and there's another scene too
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: later on. Just remind me, but you're not gonna know
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: where it's at. So there's a scene later on between
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Becky and Jesse where there's like an ad lib like
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: a blooper, but they like kept it in and there's
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: like they laughed about I'm gonna have to find it anyways.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Another it was kind of weird though, when the kids
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: were talking and that one kid goes, don't dress up
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: like a tramp. Yeah, that was kind of weird. I
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: don't know, but you know, I guess at first I
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: thought they were in first grade, So third grade. I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: guess it's a little but I still felt like it
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: was kind of odd.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of misogyny with these little kids.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a lot of that.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we're now in the dining room at the Tanners.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: The show now goes back to the Tanners. This is
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: groundbreaking where Danny, aunt Becky, and uncle Jesse Yaes are
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: eating and salmon sandwiches.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Jesse thought it was PASTRAMI yeah, I don't. I've never
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: and okay, the thought of putting salmon on not like
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: just bread, that texture, I feel like it grosses me
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: out just thinking about it. It wasn't like toasted bread.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: It was just like a piece of bread with salmon
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: And the joke was I need more mustard. And then
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: she's like, oh, it's sam and he's like, just the
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: right amount.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Then I don't even understand, but I did look it
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: up though. So salmon prices retail prices in California in
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six was eight dollars per pound. Oh so
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that must I don't, I mean minimum oh, minimum wage
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: at that time was four seventy five, So that mean
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: somebody would have to work two hours essentially though, but
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I mostly mean that.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Even though with San Francisco they did have two like
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: TV personalities, so they were carrying Joey and Jesse.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, and they probably got paid pretty
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: well and you could buy a house back then for
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: you know, eight or whatever.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: So so they're shit chatting about and like Jesse's like
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: talking about how he's like so good at planning Valentine's Days,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: and then Becky's like, yeah, that was one was great.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Oh that was so romantic in it, and he tells
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: one and it happens to be one that he did
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: with another lady, and then it was kind of adorable
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: and he was like, oh that was Joey, that was
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: joe you know, that was kind of fun. And then
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Danny's like dating a new broad and then just he's like, yo,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: like you need to really like woo her, so I'm
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: gonna come up with like a date for you guys. Yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: and then he's like down playing, like back like me
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: and Becky don't need to do shit anymore. Oh yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: which I haven't seen this episode in a while. But
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this motherfucker's up to something, because
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think he would be that mean for no rooson.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: It doesn't They keep trying to say that he's like
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the king of Romance, but he didn't do any He
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: didn't say or do anything. That's like nobody, like if
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: you just had a brainstorming session, be like, oh, I
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: don't know a beach with dinner. This is all the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: ship they were saying is like pretty average. I mean
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: not average. It is thoughtful, but it's nothing out of
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the norm. Like it's just like if you've ever watched
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: like a romantic comedy, it's gonna be you know.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: But he probably has coasted John Samos and Uncle Jesse
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: mostly because of his body, with the exception of his
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: belly button and so like Dave Coolier, like you know
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: that he needs to do more to the well Jesse
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: needs to do.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Okay this sidebar, Oh, Danny had some lightwash high rise
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: jeans on, so I did notice that those.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Were quite naives. I did find not to diss Uncle Jesse,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: but I was not a fan of his sideburns in
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: this episode. They were very like lengthy but like kind
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: of thin, so they kind of look like like really
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: really long pubes.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: It's so funny you brought that up because I couldn't
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: stop looking at him. I don't know why they were
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: so noticeable, but for some reason, I felt like they
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: made his face look shorter than the average and they
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: looked weird. I noticed. I noticed them a bunch. I
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: couldn't stop looking at him, really, but.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Usually he crushed it with because that was another fat
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: like twins of the nineties. But then also sideburns were
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: like it, you know with nine O two and oh
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: and Uncle Jesse, like sideburns were was up, Like I
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: even like had like longer side burns back in the
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: day because I thought that I think they were like
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: down to here, I can't oh, and it's a podcast
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: you can't see longer than than normal, because that was
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: like the style. Even though looking back, I was doing
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: sideburns in like the early two thousands, and I think
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: that fad was kind of wrapping up.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: But what you think about nine O two and oh
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: and Full House, The writers are probably thirties forties, so
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: that means they probably grew up really liking Elvis, So
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I mean it makes sense that you know, so I
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: could definitely see it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Uncle Jessey's like OBSESSTI with like Elvis, who like, let's
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: call the spade a spade, Elvis was a pedophile. Yeah
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: for sure, you know. Okay, So next we have a
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: living room at the Tanners. DJ looks like hammered dog
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: shit with that stupid ass haircut. Michelle thumps in and
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: immediately as she's Michelle walks in as she's like talking
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: and like doesn't like like it has no awareness of
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: like other people's lives, and interrupts DJ's focus to talk
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: about smart guy and her dating new dating life. I
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: hate DJ's hair in the.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah episode I'm with You. It made her head look
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: like it really wasn't connected to her body in a
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: weird way.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: And there's like I've always defended Candice Cameron because of DJ,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: and like, I don't care if she hates me because
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I'm gay. I don't give a fuck. You're DJ Tanner.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but the one thing
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I can't handle is a stupid fucking haircut on you. Like,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I've never wanted to punch somebody so much in the face.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Then this child from thirty years ago, So Stephanie comes
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: in and oh, I was thinking, DJ is probably like
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: so thankful that Michelle's like gonna be dating a boy
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: instead of a girl. Oh, okay, this would be different.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: She was like, Oh, I have a I have an
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I'm going to Valentine's Day. I have a date. He's
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: a way with Oh, Michelle, what's another name, Heather or whatever?
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: You know? Yeah, I can think of another name. Stephanie
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: comes home after being walked home by her boyfriend who
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: was carrying her book bag dot dot dot full of
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: her rock collection.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Then she ended up smoking rocks when she got older.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: She did, she did, and she's like dating a copper,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: married to a copper something. At the time, I think
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I might be wrong, but I made like a really
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: fucked so I found this, like those science reflecting signs
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: that go on call, like tractors that are going really slow.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I found one of those, and I painted this really
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: abstract art piece and gave it to Jesse, and I
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: put a bunch of stuff about drugs, and I put
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: pictures of Stephanie on it, and I gave it to her.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Was like the early two thousands. Stephanie is like love
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: struck and the scene ends with DJ Michelle making like
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: bitch ass comments.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I did think that scene between Stephanie and
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: the boy was like a cute like scene, you know.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I do not hate on like we talk
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: a lot of it about Stephanie's but like she is,
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: I think, out of the three girls, definitely the funniest
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: and kind of that like the Jam. She's the Jam Brady,
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: but she's not like a piece of ship like eve plump.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Did you know you can you name all of the
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Brady bunch one point?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I could have. Okay, let me see this Barry. Wait,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: uh you know right, and I'm on the spot. I
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: can't mold their character names. Hold on, I just started
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: listening to the fucking podcast with Barry. I can't think
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: of them. He ah, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: there's Bobby. Oh my gosh, I can't think of it.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: It's just because I'm on the spot right now. Uh
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: some mashed potatoes or apple? Greg, Bobby and Hector close, Peter.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: What about the girls? Uh, Marcia, Jan and Cindy.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what about the mom? If you called her a mom,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: she had they had a housekeeper.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, Alice is the housekeeper.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Amazing, like she I wish she was alive. Still Tom
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: the Dead, Mike, Mike and.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Jam No Martin, Martin Crumb close, Crunch Cruncher.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: No Carol God, did you hear that Martin Lawrence and
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Eddie Murphy's kids are getting married or having a baby together. Yeah? Okay,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: so okay. So we returned to the Tanners living room.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Michelle is, oh wait wait wait wait, wait wait wait,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: we're up in Michelle's room. Michelle and Smart I are
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: in the bedroom, which inappropriate now that they're dating, and
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: they're chit chatting about what it means to be in
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: a relationship. While I love me some Danny, I feel
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: like that he should have spend spent more time raising
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: his children than trying to get his dick wet.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Wait wait did we get passed the part where Joey
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: got his gift?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Not yet? Well? Yeah, I did find in this scene
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: the funniest even though it was like a little bit
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: of rich smart guy. The nose is run in my family.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: If you think about it, that's such a witty fun
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah, she goes, and I have a
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: nice head that runs my family, my nose. That kid
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: is like his character is gonna be comedian because that
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: was such a really like well timed, witty, clever joke.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's awesome. Yeah, that's not the same thing.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: There was, like, except for the opening scene, there was
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: always like really like one lol moment in each little scene. Oh, Michelle,
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: you know, kind of gaslights him a little and then
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: also tells him to go home so he can call her,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: because in the prior scene, Stephanie's boyfriend is like, I'll
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: call you later, you promise or whatever. So then Michelle
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: is just because of her lack of like influences parents,
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: even though she has three adult men and an adult
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: woman living together, yeah, and two older sisters, she's getting
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: really left behind on like what life's all about.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I I mean, if you think about it,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: if you're Danny, there's so much shit going on in
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: your house. There's a dog, two guys, two twins, you're coworker,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: and three children, I would fucking kill Like dude, I
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: would go crazy. There's no way. There's so much going
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: on in the ass at every given moment, there's balloon
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: flying shit. Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: It's like the difference between this might be inappropriate, but
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: like there's the difference between like like a mom who
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: like kills all of her five kids, opposed to like
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: a dad who kills his you know, wife and child.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Like they shouldn't be felt. They're not even yeah, like
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: some people just snap.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah Danny if the last episode, not sure we're going
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: with that one, but I agree. If the last episode
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: was Danny in a murder murder suicide, that's a lot
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: going on there.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a lot of stress. But they like
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: he has his like crippling o c D that he's
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: always clear.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Oh is that the thing?
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, he like vacuumed like he has an episode
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: like he's like vacuuming his vacuum like he has that
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: that actually yeah, And his band name when he auditions
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: for Jesse's band, Jesse and the Rippers, is called Mildew
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Like that's his like stage name. Yeah, can you Yeah?
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: He has like what fifty thousand people living in his
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: home and a dog that's always causing mischief, and he
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: has like crippling OCD.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: And he's on TV. Is it doesn't isn't like a
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: morning dhow Yeah? So that means he probably has to
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: be there at like three am, probably doesn't get home
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: to like one PM. They have to write and read,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: you know, their lines every day. Yeah, yeah, I can't
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: believe he's not.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: No one's doing anything to help.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is. And the whole reason we have Joey
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: and Jesse there is to help. But Jesse is just
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: making kids and being in a band, I guess. And
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Joey's funk all. I don't know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Joey's getting like sexually harassed.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: He's like Danny keeping sexually I can't. I can't help
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: you so much going on.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: If Joey's not comfortable like mentioning it to somebody, then
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: he's not required to be in the PTA. He's not
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: a parent, as we talked about that, he doesn't need
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: to keep being in that situation.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, to be honest, if it is Joey's fault
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: though for dressing like.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: That, yeah, just making comments. At one point he was pantless,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand why he said that. I'll be
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: there with pants on. Okay, Kid's party. I'd be like,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: you're not allowed to come anymore, but you're not allowed
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: to arrive at this party because you made a comment
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: about not having pants on.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, So we returned to the Tanner's living room. Michelle
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: is sitting by the phone and the doorbell and thats
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: the phone. That's the phone. So so again that's really
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: concerning me and Uncle Joey like here like sees that,
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: like witnesses her having like an issue understandings.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Sound yeah, for sure. He can't be bothered. He has
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: a lot of nothing to do later.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: So so Joey answers the door and it's a flower
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: delivery person delivers flowers and big thing of like chocolates,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: and then the he reaches in his dunger jeans for
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: like a dollar, which just happened to have. But I
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: guess back then debit cards weren't his popular thing. We
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: did have cash, and he gives the guy a tip.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: But then the tip, the guy's like, it's like, why
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: did he deserve this? So the deliver goes like, that's
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: why I was wondering. It takes back from him.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: He goes, are you Joey Gladstone and he goes, that's
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: what it says on my underpants. What the fuck? Why
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: does he keep bringing out not having pants on in
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: his underwear. We've only had two scenes with him, and
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: both times he brought up his undercarried shit, Like what
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: the fuck is going on?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: And for the delivery guy to be questioning why Joey
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: deserves it, probably because he just had that really uncomfortable
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: comment to him. Yeah yeah, I'm wondering too why you
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: got this?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: And when the delivery guy left, he goes, don't where
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I'll wear pants at the kids party? Like what the fuck?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying that? So bizarre?
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: So uh, smart guy finally calls Michelle back and then
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: she's like, come over, and then again, yeah, gaslights him
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: into thinking that that's what boyfriend should do. So again
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: there's she's really falling through the cracks. Michelle is, she's
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of cry for helps.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't know a sound between a door and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: the phone. She's, yeah, gaslighting this kid a bunch just like.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Having like I I would ask my parent or Joey
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: if it's like a guy could come over, Like she's
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: just inviting kids over.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: She probably knows Danny's last last little bit. She's like,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I can't he keeps like cleaning his gun every night.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: I don't think the kids have any scenes with Danny
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: in this episode because they know they have to avoid him.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: They're like they fucking water. We're back in the dining room.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: We find Jesse, Danny and the felon. I don't know
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: if she was as technically a felon or not, but
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: the criminal back making conversation. That's enough. And Becky is
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: all upset when she finds out that the date that
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Joe that Jesse had planned is for Danny h to
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: use with his new girlfriend. Why can't Danny come up
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: with his own ideas? As we discuss, it's not.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: You know, it's nothing. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: that was funny though, when Joe was like, you look
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: like you're gonna go on hike with James Bond's that's
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: pretty funny. Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Becky mad because she's gonna take a lot of the
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: pr blame in twenty five years for the Colla Jet
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Mistician scandal because she really did her and Felicity Felicity
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: huff Huffman or whatever from Desperate Housewives.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know. See that's crazy. She took all
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: of it because I had no idea that Felicity was
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: even part of it.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Well, Felicity just owned it and was like, I'm gonna
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: take I'm gonna take my charge Shament to prison for
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: a little like a week. But she's married to William H. Macy.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: He just did not come on to anything. If I
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: was going to fraud people and do like wire fraud
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: or whatever it's called her bribery or like I guess
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: if you like lie or something like you mail it
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: in the they broke a lot lot Yeah, I.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Like federal like states.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: And if I was going to do that, Jeremy would know, Like,
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: if you were going to break like do white collar crimes,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Kathy would know, right.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'd probably try not to tell you probably
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: not trying to tell. I'd be like, she'd be where
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: were getting all this money from?
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: And I'd be like or like how did how Like
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: if Jackson got into like Harvard, Jeremy would be like, something.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: That's true, And then Jerrem would probably be like, well,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: we keep there's a bunch of money missing from our
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: bank account. What's going on the same week that money
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: went disappearing? Jackson's now in Harvard and he's really young
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: to be in Harvard.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with the admissions people at these like Ivy
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: League schools?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Well, do you see the fucking Harvard. Dude, he's in
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: the e F Steam list.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: He is. Yeah, it's fucking crazy nobody's in that list.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's not on the list.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah we are.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: That.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah we went to the island. It was for different reasons.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: After this, we're going to do our public apology.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to testify in Congress. I would hate
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: to testify in Congress, but I would totally make it
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: a whole show. Like I would call the paparazzi come
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: in with like big sunglasses on picture. Okay, so back
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: in the dining room, blah blah blah. Okay, so Becky
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: mad blah blah blah. Oh this is the thing I
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: was thinking. So, so my thing on Instagram because Gus's
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Instagram is so we target like fless celebrities or whatever,
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: And like, hey, I find a post that they did
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: on Instagram and I type up something like will you
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: please wish Gus Gus a happy birthday, he's your biggest
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: fan emoji emogi emoji. And so she responded to that
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: comment and said like, happy birthday, guys, emoji emoji. I'm
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: wondering how the time frame was, Like, was she doing
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: some kind of like admission scandal, fraud, and then we
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: went to go take a crap and then like saw
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: an alert on her phone.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe she was doing this scan on her phone and
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: saw a notification.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm wondering, like if that kind of lined
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: up on time frame, Like, so maybe should I be
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: called to testify?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: We should probably call Congress. She's already done her time.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: We got more of this.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Woman also takes the time to wish my dog a
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: happy birthday. She didn't send him. I'm not gonna dis
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: let's race again, okay, love Rosa reis Okay, so happy
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: birthday while doing fell and shit literally okay, I love
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: a good ship pun so Michelle's room. We go back
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: to Michelle's room and she's trying to cover up a
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: fart with some of Stephanie's perfume. Smart guy is disgusted
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: and has wits end with her behavior. He ends up
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: breaking up with her, and then she closes her door
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: and her door and plays the victim, which is.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Weird because he already left. Like but like, he also says,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: what perfume is that? And she goes, oh, it's parasit
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: or paris something.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Parasit in the evening or something or night Yeah, oh.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe that was the name. Okay, because he goes, I'll
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: just never go to Paris at night time. Then I
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: didn't know the name was Paris in the evening. Okay,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: that makes sense. Yeah, so it was like why Okay,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: But again.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Like that's something I wish that Michelle would would be
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: taught by all of these adults that should be helping
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: her and her older siblings that like the point of
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: I think of having a significant others because life is
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: fucking hard and we're, like you, we're chemically built to
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: like want love maybe, but also like to have a
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: good spouse is to like live with your best friend
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: or like date your best friend kind of thing. So like,
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: because why can't people thumb wrestle, Like I'll like tackle
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Jeremy like randomly, or like like fart like in fart
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: by him or something, or the thing I like to
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: like we both like to piss off our spouse or
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: like tease them a little bit, like like I'll say
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: like I love you. He says I love you, and
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what what do you mean? Yeah, but now
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: he says not I didn't say anything. Oh my god,
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: you know what a new thing is that. That's great
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: to like fuck with people is all send them articles.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I think you actually might enjoy this. I'll send them
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: articles about something about like the history of popcorn or
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: or something like that, and I'll say, I'm really curious
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: to know your thoughts about this, specifically about this section.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: And that's good. That's great. Yeah, so good.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: It's like life act. I don't know why.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Well, if you think about it, kind of is because
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: now you're more knowledgeable and they are more knowledgeable. Yeah,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: so kind of is a life hack.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What do you think of Michelle playing the victim?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Uh, that's a great way to think. I didn't think
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: about it that way. I mean, I just didn't think
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: about it. But one hundred percent she's causing all the issues.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: And then when he stands up for himself, he's like, well,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: fuck you.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: And I don't really want my kid thumb wrestling in
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: their bedroom honestly, because thumb wrestling goes to other stuff
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: and we don't need that. Instantly, Yeah, instantly, so Michelle's
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: room again. After a commercial break, we're back in Michelle's
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: room and DJ and Kimmy walk in to return Stephanie's
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: flannel I just love how Yeah, that's so good. Michelle
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Trauma dumps on the older sister and the mentally unstable neighbor.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: She calls her a tor pazilla or something.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: They're really mean to each other.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's just like that's such a sitcom diss
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I don't know if
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: somebody would have called me a torpezoid or whatever.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: It was, like, I don't be like, fuck you.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that never would have happened. Yeah, exactly. They would
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: have called it like, hey, what's up you, uh fart
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: or I don't know, I don't know, fart factory, Yeah,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, back in the day, and.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Now the new thing is when I drop Jackson off,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: he'll be like, I love you. But he gets out
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: of the car. I rolled in the window and I'm like,
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: I fucking love you, Jackson like shake his head. Okay.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: So Michelle Traumada's blah blah blah. Becky waddles in and
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: starts spashing met So, so Michelle fucked up with smart guy.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Becky is upset because Uncle Jesse is not romanticizing her,
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: which that's not that's kind of like sexist stereotype that
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: men are supposed to court the women only, like white
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: word's equality at Like she's the breadwinner anyways.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Jesse's helping his friend on a new date, Like, yeah,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: he should be like, hey, he's a good guy. He's
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: helping people.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: And he's like doing crafts with the with the kid.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah he's he's doing enough. And then I think she
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: just DJ just broke up with Aladdin, right, either Aladdin
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: and or Viper. I don't know who it was, so
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Viper plays with. Yeah, my sister will know. And so
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: she's going through her trauma.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: And then, uh, do you think that's why she got
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: that shitty haircut?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Probably you see like a woman with bangs. You know
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: she's going through it. Like anytime if you see a
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: woman with bangs, be like, who hurts you? Yeah? Okay,
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: So Stephanie wattles into and then she's like, oh, so
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend hasn't called me yet. It's like the same afternoon,
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: so like, let him walk home.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: He's tired carrying out those rocks.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: She has a rock collection, Like that's pretty cool. I
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: want to I'm curious to see what they look like.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: And then she was dragging that book bag with rocks
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: against like that hardwood floor, like you if Danny's saw that,
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: he would have like punched her in the face.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like I told you closed, dude.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: So then they all are distant on men. Kimmy then
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: jumps in and the best line. I think I'm gonna
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: mess it up, but like something like men don't like
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: something about like her idea of a good man is
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: a guy who squats on jellow.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was funny. Yeah, yeah, don't knock until you
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: try it or something like that.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: You're still a teenager and that's very intense, okay.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: But it was the thing in the nineties, I feel like,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: especially kind of like the mid nineties to the late nineties,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: where like it was like so many sitcoms are like
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: men versus women, like, ah, men are pigs. Ah women,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: they just want everything done for you know what I mean.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Like there's so much of it. I don't know if
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: it's still going on now, but I feel like that's
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: a trope that was huge in the mid to late nineties,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: like oh, men being pigs And.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: I'm a little disappointing this and this scene with DJ
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: because she should but she's also a trad wife and
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: the making what trad wife like a traditional wife, Like,
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not from my husband, he's my leader, so I'm
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: given her a little bit of a pass. Becky should
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: know better, Like she's a career woman, she's raised like
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: she's doing a lot, and she'll do anything for her kids,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: including like mail fraud. So she's like, uh, what was
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: that twitch she just did?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Oh the headphones are falling back.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Oh okay. That's the difference between me and and the Tanners.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Is I see something, I say something. Yeah, they see
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Michelle spiraling and they're like, no, we're busy. But she's
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: like about to leave. And then she comes back to
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: ship talk with these young miners about men.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. And it's weird too because like she
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: that's like their uncle essentially, so and they live together.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: So to talk shit about someone that you see every day,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I think he's just gonna be in the long run,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: it's gonna make the whole house dynamic kind of fucked up,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, so she should she's
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: an adult, she should know better.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: She really should know better.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: So so that's what's going on with them. And then okay,
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: so then somes this is where I kind of trailed off,
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: so let's see if I can remember. So at one
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: point we're in the dining room of the Tanner's house again,
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: and there's like an obscene amount maybe like double the
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: amount of chocolates and flowers that Joey has. So I'm like,
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: I'm convinced at this point that it's still the Pta lady.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, cause she's a little unstable and like
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: a sexual predator.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: So then and we know she's not a teacher, and
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: teachers have never historically been paid that.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, something's like suspicious. And then I think this
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: is the Yeah, when when Danny's looking like James Bond,
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: and then of course, in like Danny Tanner fashion, he
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: like comes prepared with like shark spray, I'm like, that's pretty.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Cool, which actually there shark spray. You know, still to
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: this day they can't figure out a shark spray that
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: rightd But like why because of water? Well they don't.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: There's still to this day because in the nineteen sixty
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: six Batman movie he has shark spray. I think I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: talked about this on a podcast for anyways, there's also
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: a thing that in a comic book and like I
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: don't know, early two thousands, batgirl controlled the bat wing
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: with her mind anyways, and the guy I saw at
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: the comic con and goes, which is crazy because there's
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: stuff right now that people are able to kind of
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: control with their mind, but we still don't have a
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: fucking bat spray. The whole thing was about Batman inventions
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: and which are real, which aren't real, which could be real? Anyways,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: that was the whole point of the Q and A
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: session I saw. But anyways, Yeah, he's like, isn't it crazy?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: It came out like sixty years ago and we still
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: there's nothing to deter a fucking shark from biting us. Yeah. Crazy.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, like a gun, we should invent that. But
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: a gun shooting and water the guns, the bullet is
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: probably gonna get diverted a little.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like they have some guns now.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I would assume that I can shoot underwater.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Noble, just shark spray.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Come in twenty twenty nine. You can take us some time. Yeah,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to, Like.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I feel bad for the people that are, like, I'm
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: gonna go some of sharks now and then they get
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: to eat.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna need a few people to test that out.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's like we put in there like
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: uh like aroma arapy kind of stuff. So that makes
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: the shark fall in love with you.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Well, we just got to think, what do we know
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: about sharks? They can't walk on land, So if the
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: spray is just a bunch of dirt, yeah, their natural
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: enemy dirt.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: I think what we should do. Are shark's a problem?
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, okay, because I'm like the best
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: way to I think is to meete with them and
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: become shark.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: People can't beat them, join them. Well then too, when
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: they do attack people, it's like, yeah, you're like you're
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: just that's their house, like you know what I mean,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Like it's fine. Like if somebody came into my house
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and was like fucking around and I got mad and
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: like pushed him down or whatever, they'd be like can
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: you believe fucking that that? And guy like, well, yeah, dude,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: that's my Like do you know what I mean?
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Like, So if we opened the door and like a
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: shark was there, we would be really upset. Yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I would be like, hey, this is my house, I'm
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: not to be here. I would bite him.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Would do the same thing, but then they.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Have Andy and Jess break No, it's our one.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what would be your kryptonite? Like, what's something that
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: you just like.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I remember in high school there's this girl that was
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: allergic to bread or peanut butter or something like that.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was like, I don't know
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: what I was, but I was like, So, if you
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: had like a thing of kryptonite, but Superman had like
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you think would win
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: in a fight, you know, But for me it would
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: probably be you know that smell. I don't know. I
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: haven't smelt it because for a long time, but nog champa.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: It's an incense. I hate that smell and I like
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: instantly get headaches. So I think that would be mine.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Mine would be I it's very specific, but dried ketchup,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: like if you have ketchup, like Jackson loves Ketchup.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I love Ketchup.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: I fuck around with ketchup, like on a hot dog,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: like if I eat it right away. But he'll put
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: ketchup on a plate and then put the plate not
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: in the dishwasher and not wash it off and just
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: leave it and then there's that smell when I like
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: wash the ketchup, and I hate the smell of that ketchup. Yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking yesterday because I love ketchup. It's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: my favorite condiment, and I was like taking yesterday when
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I was making down, I'm like, you know, for somebody
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: who loves ketchup a lot out frequently, I should just
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: buy like gallons of it.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: My favorites yellow mustard, and I don't fuck around with
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: like the bougie shit. I like like the cheapest, like
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: the most uh yeah, very generic one. I go for
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: the biggest, cheapest because I like to fucking just drench
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: that shit. Now'll put ketch mustard yellow mustard on like
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: leftover pizza, not heating it up, just like cold pizza mustard.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: That ship up I love. Oh my my mouth is watering. Okay,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: so he is getting love bombed, Joey is by his
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: secret of my error, and then Danny looks adorable in
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: his tuxedo, and then Becky's like, oh, I'm so pissed off,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: and then finally it's one of the better lines. I'm
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: gonna suck it up, though, But when Jesse's like still
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: dogging on her and he's like, we're like two raccoons
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: in a Denny's dumpster like it was.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: She goes, wait, raccoon's a dumpster at Denny's Like that made.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: That was really good. And then they finally Danny and
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Jesse like you know, drag her out.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: That's why I thought maybe they were related or something.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I forgot they worked together because Jesse kind
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: of grabs her to like lead her out, but then
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Danny also grabs her, and I'm like, that's really fucking weird.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I just don't think I would ever grab one of
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: my friend's significant others. I just that would be weird
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: as shit, Like I don't know, it's just weird to man.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: And then before Jesse and Becky got to because she
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: came on like he's in three or four around there,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: they got introduced because Danny was working with her. But
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: if I was like working with somebody, I wouldn't have
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: because before then Jesse was kind of a playboy on
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: the show. I wouldn't be like, I'd be like, please
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: don't date this woman. It'll be like have mercy worker,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: like like I'm raising three kids, my wife just died.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: What's weird too? That she's like, hey, is okay if
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I'm moving to your house now? Sure you have two
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: other people? Everybody can It's.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ridoculous. I wonder if they just realized that
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: the like my two dads kind of like vibe wasn't
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: really working and they needed like a feminine adult in
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: the group. That'd be Yeah.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: I could see that. Yeah, especially when the girls are
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: getting a little bit older. Yeah, I could see.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: But then all she does is bashed men and give
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: her to give the kids horrible advice. Yeah. The only
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: advice that they can give is DJ can give advice
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: on how to get horrible fucking haircuts, and then Stephanie
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: give an advice on where to like score rock. I was
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: gonna say, Okay, so they dragged Becky out and then
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: there's like a fucking hot air balloon.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: And then Becky give advice on how to block from
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: prison rape.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh no, Bey probably did the rape in Is
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: that a problem in like female prison?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I would assume not, because because women aren't just the worst. Yeah.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: I guess like there's a show Snapped that like I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: don't know if it's still on, but like talks about
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: women who like just snap and they kill. It's never
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: like snapped, but it's like a guy like, oh, he
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: has no responsibility at home because you domever the fuck
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: he wants. No, Usually men kill because of like they're horrible,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: they're just yeah, but society we should really be focused
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: more on that, like we should we have a horrible
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: gun crisis and mental health crisis. But also like it's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: always men.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, no, I don't.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: There was that that bitch that killed Selena, But that's
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: like very far.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I fewy like random, like in a million or something.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's ever been like like a stake
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: out at like Joe Anne's fabric, like that's where women go, yeah, okay,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: so they drag her out. And then there's a hot
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: air balloon which is super inappropriate for the neighbors, and
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: like the telephone lines and the because I.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Looked it up, you can't you can't drive those. It's
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: only where the wind takes it. So for them to
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: be able to land right there, that guy must have
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: been like a wizard or something. That's impossible. It's not
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: a big backyard, you know, And I've never been.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: In a hot air balloon, but how it doesn't feel
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: like it would be that romantic because there's like that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: guy there, just close your eyes. We need him to
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: like keep his eyes open. He's operating this.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: And you know that guy they didn't like because they
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: tried to save money on shows. He didn't have any words,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: so he was like, you would just like time stuff
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: because if he said anything, that have to pay him extra,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: And then the part that sent me into orbit was
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: the scene right after where it shows like the poor scene, like.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: It's it's not even cgi. I think they just took
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: a picture over a picture. I don't know.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: It's really bad, yeah, showing the hot air balloon going
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: over like the city. And I don't know who obviously,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know who designed that, but that got approved,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: which is super inappropriate. Not inappropriate because it was like
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: sexual or violent, but like we were so bad. But
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: that person who did that, if they are still alive
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: and if they're listening, like you have nothing to be
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: proud of, and.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: It didn't add to the story. You know they're gonna
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: be in the sky and then when they're over the city, Yeah,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: that's like the scariest shit, Like you know how fucking
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: scary that would be over like a moving city shot
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: at you, or yeah, it's really dangerous.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: No, there's no reason for that. And it also like
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: brought me Obviously the show is like scripted and not real,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: but it also was like, oh, yeah, this is like
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: a shitty show from the nineties, Like that's what they
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: reminded me of.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I did look it up though, So human flights in
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: those balloons. The altitude record for a hot air balloon
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: with passengers is around twenty two thousand feet. Recoring oxygen,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: you can go higher, and you can go about one
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty thousand feet if you include oxygen within
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: the flame. But you could also get your license to
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: do commercial or just day to day travel, So you
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: could get your license just to like take a hot
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: air balloon to work, could you imagine. Yeah.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: The only ray I would I think I would do
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: a hot air balloon is if like I on my
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: own could fly.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would. There's no there's no amount of money
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Because I would be fine with it because I would
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: already be used to flying. Yeah, and I just wanted
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: to take it and if God forbid something happened, I
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: could just jump out and fly.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: So that's the only if I unless I learned how
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: to fly, which I just I think this late in life.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think you can learn that.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Well, don't you know? Like so, technically I'm still a
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: free agent for the NBA. Yeah, they just haven't called
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: me yet. That's fine. Maybe one day.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I don't want to join the NBA with you.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: What playing team do you want to play with?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get playing time, but I wouldn't
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: you know what. I'm just gonna keep it simple. I'll
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: play for the Blazers. Okay, yeah, I.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Think I want to play. Who's the one, uh, the
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: big guy right now, the big popular one that has
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: the sun.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Oh Lebron.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: I won't play when I play with him?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: He plays to the Lakers.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'll be in the Lakers in the same division.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Uh no, but the same conference.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Oh so we could play against each other.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: We would play against that He's so cool. Actually, with
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: the NBA, you play against every team, but like there's
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: conference and divisions. You play your divisional people more conference
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: more and then East Coast something.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: The movie would right itself, like childhood friends who start
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: a podcast and then joined the NBA and then like
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: he did Rivalry without the sex.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Lebron's older than us and he's still
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: killing it. So based on that, we should be better
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: than he is us.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how old is he?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: He was eighteen in two thousand and six.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, so yeah he's.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Oh no, he's about our age. Oh yeah, yeah, he's
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: about our age. Fuck did he know he got drafted
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: in two thousand and three.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, so he's about our age.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: But so we would have so he's three years older
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: than that, we would have to.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Talk Hardy and some people.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to play a lot of well, there's only about
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: four hundred and twenty people in the NBA, which is wild.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: That's very few people.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: So listener, if you want to like get us into
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: the NBA, let's Tanya Harding a bunch of NBA players.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to get those four hundred out and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: then probably another ten million.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: And I don't want to play that much.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: One time I went to go play basketball with my
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: buddy Mark, he's on the podcast. I don't know if
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I said this on the podcast before, but so we
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: go and reach up to the park and there's a
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: bunch of people playing already and we're like, all right, cool,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: maybe get some you know, a pickup game or something.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: And then Mark's like, I don't think we should play
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: with these guys and I was like why and he goes,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: they're wearing basketball shoes, but they're changing into other basketball
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: shoes and play and we're like, you know what, this
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: is way.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Over us, sketchy, sketchy, Like if they want to play
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: like horse, yeah I did. We could suck around with that.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: How many times do you think it would take you
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: to hit a three pointer right now?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Like probably like in ten times?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: See, I would think, honestly, for me thirty five times. Really, yeah,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I haven't shot about And I was actually, oh, I
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: was actually thinking about this. There's a very good chance
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I will never shoot another three point in my life.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Why because I haven't done it for six or seven years.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: But when am I going to either have to do
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: that or be in the situation where I do it again?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: But you're coaching basketball. No, I've yeah, so you've been practicing.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Like coach to shoot and sometimes I will make it
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: as soon as they tell me to shoot. And I'm like,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: I feel like amazing because I just look for that
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: because now I've been like studying how to like coach
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: people on basketball, so I feel like I can play,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: like I think I could beat you.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Yeahbe probably, I'm not I've never been good at any sports.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that your skill isn't good.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, what if we also to help us out
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: with the NBA thing, we get those shoes with the
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: with the wheels heelys, Yeah they do heey's.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I think so as long as you keep dribbling.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: It if it's if it's nineties related, we can use
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: it in the NBA. So we could like like jump
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: rope people like, yeah at the jump rope.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, We'll have like cool and I will have like
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: risk bands, the ones that you can hit and stuff.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I get throw like pop rocks at them.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: But they're like activated to put in our mouths to
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: bet amount of people.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, and I'll hit them with a bat.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Oh does that our bat's really popular? Yeah?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: They were in the nineties.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we could throw Titanic on VHS out of them. Okay,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: so really quick they go back to the school and
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: then there's a there's the creepy child dance that's happening. Yeah,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: and the girls are on one side of the boys
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: are on the other side. And also those class sizes
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: like got smaller. I feel, so there's like maybe six
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: boys six girls kind of thing, or maybe it was
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: just the nineties and like it was proper teacher student ratios.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: I noticed at the very beginning because there is only
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: like probably eight mid town people, and you know how
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: cool that would be if that was the case. But
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: growing up, it's always like thirty five kids to one adult,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: which is mind blowing.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot, Like it's surprising that teachers don't
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: do the school shootings. Yeah, for sure, like that would
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: make sense. Okay, so one of another awkward Joey comment
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: gets made and he like like encourages the girls to
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: use their feminine charm or something on the way for sure,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: but these are children, Joey, Yeah, I don't. I don't
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Well then, also, when going back to when smart guy
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: was in the bedroom, she goes, well, I guess we're
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: supposed to kiss. The audience went woo, and I was
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: like that was what the weird Yeah, I was like what, Yeah,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I'd be like no, yeah, yeah, no, they're children.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: That would have been really uncomfortable but would they be
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: pioneersna be like the first.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Like child been so bro.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Like the interracial part, but like the children kissing, like
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: that's that was a weird joke, and like the director
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: or the writers had to be like, let's make this joke.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they said, don't just like a tramp
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: to the little girl, Like, yeah, there's a lot we
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: should questionable. Yeah, sure we should.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: Figure I'm really surprised that none of the stars the
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: full house got like, I'm thankful that they've not been
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: me tooed. Yeah, Like I think Jeff Franklin, the creator,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: has some kind of issues, but not bad enough that
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: like Candice Cumberat isn't still friends with him, but that's.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's super religious.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So then they have the dance or whatever,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: and then smart guy Michelle make up. Oh and then
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: plot twist, we find out that it's the teacher that's
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: been loved bombing Joey. But she's conventionally pretty for the nineties,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: so it's okay, yeah.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. Uh the ending, when that little boy goes,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: if we got a dance, we might blow the roof
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: off this dump. Yeah that was really funny. Cute ending.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I like that, and then everybody
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: started dancing another.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: What I also was thinking is okay, So I think
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: that the nineties chick, the one that looks like the
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: PTA lady, would have been a good fit for Joey
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: because she's also besides like the inappropriateness when he tries
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: to get rid of her. I'm trying to remember the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: name of who. He says. It's the old Today Show
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: weather guy.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I looked at him up a Willard Scott. He would
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: have been about seventy. Yeah, I look, he was born
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: in nineteen thirty two, so oh, I guess about sixty five. Yeah,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: he would have been like sixty five. Why the fuck
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: would he be at the school in his underwear? Yeah?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: And why did joe we bring up underwear again? It's
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: so freaking weird.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: There's so many like I guess the haha is that
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: he's not somebody that would be typically desirable in like
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: a speedo or underwear.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: But like what, yeah, I have no Ideeah, I don't do.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Do you know if we do, have we ever met
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: that lady prior to this episode? Do you remember at all?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I know there was a whole episode
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: where I think Michelle thinks that her bike got stolen.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: So I wish slow.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: So Kimmy and her are like the neighborhood patrol people
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: and then they find the bike or whatever. They're trying
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: to find the bike Jesse or someone. They ended up
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: like all the family members get involved and somehow ended
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: up stealing other people's bikes that look the same. And
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: then the whole like plot twist at the end was
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Michelle left it at someone else's house, so they had
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: stolen the bike from like three other people that it's
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: identical bike. That It's a pretty good episode. Honestly.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: When I was in first grade, my bike got stolen,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: but then they brought it back like three hours later. Weird.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: When I was in high school, my first car got
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: stolen by this kid. We were friends at the time,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: like a look friends plus, and he knew where I
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: hit my key in my under my tire and it
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: took my car on like a joy ride. I called
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: the police because me and Kiley went out to go
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: on lunch or skip school, and they found the car
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: and then brought it back. Uh, brought him back to school.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: Do you want to press charges or whatever? And I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: was they were kind of convincing me not to, and
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, yes, oh completely, like.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: A kids, Well you should have stole a car exactly.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: I mean that's what I Looking back, I'm like, like
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: that he went to Juvie.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, so like that's kind.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Of a dick move of me. It's off his record
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: now that I saw him at a bar like years
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: later and I was like, hey, like then I was like,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: oh fuck right, like like I really fucked you over
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: until still people's cars.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: My buddy one time, him and I went golfing and
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: he wasn't supposed to drink, and he got fucking hammered,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: and we went to my other buddy's house because he
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: was so drunk. He was gonna try to like calm
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: down for a home, but he ended up throwing up
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: everywhere and shit. So then he finally calls his wife.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: His wife picks him up and she's fucking pissed, right,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: but he leaves his keys there. So then we took
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: his car out jumping. Oh yeah, that's what he gets.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: Some people golf and don't drink. That's like fucking bizarre.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: I've only golfed really one time and I got hammered.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I've only golfed like two or three times, but I
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: got hammer.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know how I'm not to be hammered. Sure
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: if I'm not working or like coaching, I am. I
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: am A I wish I was drunk right now.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I wish I was drunk right now. But I got
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: to do tomorrow.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I even know work tomorrow either.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Do you?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Pretty client sick?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: No, I have to go in early because I'm leaving
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: early until you do it.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, your coworkers listen to this?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Oh no, Uh, maybe I don't know. I don't really
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: like talking about the podcast.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Allegedly you don't talk about anything I tried on. Yeah,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: I constantly am involved in everyone's drama at work.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: No, I remember this one when I first got hired
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: on or yeah, he got hired on a few months
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: after me, and he was like, it seems like everybody
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: kind of likes to you, and and he's like, it
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: seems like a lot of people don't like me, not
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: for a beer. And I was like, the reason why
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: is because I never make any hard uh like stances.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I'm always on the fence about everything. And I was like,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: ask me any political question right now, Okay, do you
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: support Trump? I would say, yeah, I don't know, man,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. That's what I do. So nobody knows anything
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: really about me at work, you know. But that's how
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: you don't get in trouble, and you just and I
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: make a quip, a funny quip every now and then,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: And I.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Don't get in trouble at work because I find dirt
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: on everybody else. So I'm always telling them, like if
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: I'm going down.
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  Speaker 1: Like you always listen.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's good, that's good stuff. Okay, any final thoughts
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  Speaker 3: on this episode.
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  Speaker 1: I did enjoy the episode. I did like it better
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: than the first one. But I do the only thing
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: I wish I knew what happened with Danny's date, because
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I think that's a really funny, good story that they
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: could have expanded more. I think a really funny storyline
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: is if he was trying to kind of be cool
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: like Jesse, but he's kind of a nerd and so
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: then the girls like, you're acting kind of funny. So
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  Speaker 1: I do kind of wish they would have expanded on that.
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  Speaker 1: But overall, I really enjoyed that. If I give it
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: like a six out of ten.
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  Speaker 3: I would have loved to see that date because it's
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: like a newer relationship. And she's like, maybe kind of
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: who lives with, you know, like my three girls, my
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: wife's who ashed away, her brother, my coworker, and uh
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: my old college roommate.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: He does wears very well.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of problem out and then our
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: like unhinged neighbor comes over and then like talks about
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: guys squatting on jello.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: She's like, Wow, this is a really nice day. Do
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: you think of this all about yourself? No, Jesse did?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: He's Jesse, this guy that lives there.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you meet him, you're gonna start fantasizing about
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: him whenever we're doing AnyWho. Okay, So I would give
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: this episode of all the Full House episodes, I would
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: say probably about it like a six to seven, And
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: that's never gonna get old for me. I think that
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: I think most ninety shows, in my opinion, were better
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: in like the first like probably one through five seasons,
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  Speaker 3: and then they kind of start, you know, dying off
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: I think I have a reason for it. So when like,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: let's say you and I try to make up a
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: cartoon right now, right, the first couple of things for
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: us to want to continue to do this cartoon, We're
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: gonna think of some funny shit, right, But then after
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: so many stories, you're gonna be like, I don't know
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: what if he gets a cell phone that's haunted, you
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? You have to start kind of
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: like kind of reaching for the bottom of the barrel
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: like later on, so I agree, I'm with you, or that.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Term like jumping the shark, like, yeah, happy days again sharks.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get rid of him.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: There was one crazy thing though, Yah.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: In a podcast what's a cool facs? Podcast?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: In a podcast his handy, what's a cool bas?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety six? That was the introduction of Google.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: There was a huge scientific breakthrough with cloning. Dolly the
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Sheep got cloned. The Atlanta Olympics happened, Spice Girl's debut album.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: There was the death of rapper Tufox Shakur, and the
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: invention of Tomagotchi. All happened in the year nineteen ninety six.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: A podcast What's a Cool bas Podcast? In a podcast, handy,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: what's a cool backs?
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  Speaker 3: It's such a long aftro It's like longer than the
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: tag do.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: I love that so much. Yeah, it's like a minute
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: and a half and only like twenty seconds of it
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: as facts.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Well, listener, I would love in the future to do
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: more episodes on full House, even like segue and we've
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: never done we've never covered full on step by step
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: and that glory.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: I honestly don't think I've seen an episode.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: It's iconic. It's like a bad version of this.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Oh cool, and I love that, Like that's.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: Kind of where I put it at. Okay, so listener,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: we have a lot going on right now, has been recorded.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: This is a good long episode. Is a long episode,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: A lot going on. So recently I got a little
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: intoxicated and I tried signing Gus Gus up for cameo.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Well he got denied because he's a dog and has
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: like very little allovers. But it got my wheels turning.
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• 1:21:13
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• 1:21:14
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• 1:21:29
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• 1:21:32
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• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, yeah, what are you got going on? Andy?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Just doing the podcast with the girls, dad, daughters and diplomas.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: That's about it.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much every Thursday, great podcast, very funny, very
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: formative on the school school and like banks stuff today. Yeah,
• 1:22:08
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm Andy Tarantina or what was Tannertanna, I'm
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  Speaker 1: Andy Tannerino.
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  Speaker 3: I like it and I'm rapped. I think I said
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: that already. And we'll see you next Tuesday and total Fire.
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