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Hour 2 - Chewing Away · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: That's baseball, Susan. The Benny Man Can. The Benny Man Can.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate that. So we had a blowout
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  Speaker 1: of epic proportions in the World Series. A nine-run win
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  Speaker 1: for Milwaukee. Manager Kevin Cash called the Rays' performance deflating.
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  Speaker 1: Eight runs with two outs in the fifth inning for
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  Speaker 1: the Milwaukee Brewers. How would you describe this performance by
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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay? Also, does Junior Caminero deserve the heat he's
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  Speaker 1: getting for barking at his Rays teammates back in game two?
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  Speaker 1: People connecting the dots saying, well, wait a minute. He
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  Speaker 1: yelled at them. And they didn't respond. How much of
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  Speaker 1: this is on Junior Caminero? Also, any advice to Pat
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  Speaker 1: Murphy's Brewers? Up 3-0 in the World Series. One more
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  Speaker 1: win and they get a piece of metal. One more win.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all that and more. We also have
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  Speaker 2: Chewing away, getting her done. Welcome in the beginning of
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  Speaker 2: another hour of the Ben Maler show. We are in
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  Speaker 1: So our lead this hour. Don't bury the lead, as
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  Speaker 1: we like to say around these parts. Our lead this
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  Speaker 1: hour from the state of Florida. It was game three
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  Speaker 1: of the Small Market World Series, the Tightwad World Series,
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  Speaker 1: the teams that don't spend a lot of money compared
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  Speaker 1: to the other good teams in baseball. And game number three.
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  Speaker 1: It was on Fox. Did you watch? Did you watch? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the Brewers trying to go up 3-0. You had Joe
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  Speaker 1: Davis and John Smoltz. John, a professional golfer, occasionally does
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  Speaker 1: some broadcasting stuff. They were side-by-side there. The Brewers looking
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  Speaker 1: to put a chokehold on the series after holding serve
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  Speaker 1: at home. I learned this in basketball. A series does
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  Speaker 1: not start until the road team wins. Okay. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't watch, perhaps not. The Milwaukee Brewers have now
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  Speaker 1: started the playoff series. The Brewers moving within one victory.
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  Speaker 1: of their first World Series championship as they crushed Tampa
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  Speaker 1: Bay 10-1, 10-1 in Game 3, 10-1 in Game 3
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  Speaker 1: of the World Series. Very rare do you see a
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  Speaker 1: game that lopsided in the fall classic as Jackson Churrio.
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  Speaker 1: That's the affordable Churrio. Jackson Churrio collecting not one, not two,
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  Speaker 1: not three, but four hits, including a double, had a
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  Speaker 1: stolen base. Milwaukee had 16 hits. 16 hits. The Brewers
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  Speaker 1: erupted after instant replay. If there was no instant replay,
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  Speaker 1: if it was like baseball used to be, the Rays
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  Speaker 1: get out of the inning, unscathed, we're good to go. However,
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  Speaker 1: there is instant replay. They went to the replay, and
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  Speaker 1: the call was overturned at second base, and as a result...
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  Speaker 1: That opened the floodgates and the Brewers erupted. They had
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  Speaker 1: eight two-out runs in the fifth inning. Two-out. Eight runs.
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  Speaker 1: Eight of them. Highlighted by Bryce Terang's two-run ribby single
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  Speaker 1: and a rookie pitcher named Robert Gasser was El Domitor
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  Speaker 1: on the mound. He allowed one hit over six innings
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  Speaker 1: and he retired 14 consecutive Tampa Bay Ray batters. He
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  Speaker 1: was a gift from the Padres. Now, the Padres traded
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  Speaker 1: a gaggle of minor leaguers. The only one that turned
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  Speaker 1: out to be any good... It's this guy. That was
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  Speaker 1: the Josh Hader trade. Y'all love your prospects, and you
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  Speaker 1: always say, oh, Maller. I got an email from a
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  Speaker 1: guy from Wisconsin who said, hey, you always rip prospects, man,
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  Speaker 1: but Gasser was a prospect. Okay, what about the other
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  Speaker 1: three guys the Brewers got for Josh Hader? They're nobodies. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: You got one, essentially one for one. You traded a
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  Speaker 1: proven commodity for a guy, and who knows what's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen to this guy, Robert Gasser. You pitched very
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  Speaker 1: well in this game. Congratulations. You allowed one hit over
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  Speaker 1: six innings. Did retire early. The 14 consecutive Rays batters.
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  Speaker 1: The Brew Crew are now up three games to none
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  Speaker 1: using Mallor math. That means that you only have to
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  Speaker 1: win one more in the best of seven World Series.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's all over for the team from Florida.
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  Speaker 1: The better story, though, is in the losing locker room
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  Speaker 1: as Tampa Bay. Capital I implode. Capital I implode for
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  Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay Rays. That's a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question. Manager Kevin Cash, postgame, Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Cash called the Rays' performance, quote, deflating in the fifth
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  Speaker 1: inning from hell for the Tampa Bay Rays. How would
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  Speaker 1: you describe the performance of the Tampa Bay baseball team?
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  Speaker 1: So I've got Hello Kitty. Chihuahuas and Parenting 101. That's
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  Speaker 1: Parenting 101. We'll combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 1: try not to be eaten alive, which is essentially what
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  Speaker 1: happened to the Rays. They were eaten alive. That's what happened.
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  Speaker 1: So my first thought, number one.
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  Speaker 4: Number one.
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  Speaker 1: Number one.
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  Speaker 5: Number one.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So my word for this is how I
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  Speaker 1: would describe it is foobar. As forget what the F means,
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  Speaker 1: but it's up, just F'd up beyond repair. It was
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  Speaker 1: just a complete foobar situation followed closely by the capital
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  Speaker 1: E emasculating. Yeah. Now, Kevin Cash used the word deflating.
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  Speaker 1: That was his word. And that's what happens to a
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  Speaker 1: balloon at a kid's birthday party. That's what happens. This
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  Speaker 1: was a full-blown World Series catastrophe. Everyone's all dressed up.
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  Speaker 1: The 17 Rays fans were there. They were all dolled
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  Speaker 1: up in their Rays gear, all fired up to watch
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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay in the World Series. And the stadium, it
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  Speaker 1: was really road-field advantage. It seemed like on the television
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  Speaker 1: broadcast there were more Brewers fans there But either way,
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  Speaker 1: you go out there all dolled up, all ready, looking hot,
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  Speaker 1: doing a pirouette in the catwalk, and then you go
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  Speaker 1: out there and ride the vomit comet. And the Rays
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  Speaker 1: did not just hit a pothole. They drove the team
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  Speaker 1: boss to the very bottom of the Grand Canyon is
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  Speaker 1: what they did with this performance here. The great test
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  Speaker 1: of any championship team is how do you respond to adversity?
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  Speaker 1: Things are not going well. And how do you respond? Well,
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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay, they did not respond. They crumbled like a
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  Speaker 1: stale Ritz cracker back in the day in the little pieces.
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  Speaker 1: And this was not a heavyweight knockout. The idea that
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  Speaker 1: you lose 10 to 1, you probably think, well, the
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  Speaker 1: Brewers must have brought back Rob Deere and Prince Fielder
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  Speaker 1: and all these old sluggers of years. gone by, the
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  Speaker 1: Hebrew Hammer, Ryan Braun. They all came back.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: That did not happen. There was no big bopper. The
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  Speaker 1: Brewers did not have a big bopper. There was no
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  Speaker 1: grand salami. Get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma. No,
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  Speaker 1: there's none of that. There was a No 500-foot moonshot
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  Speaker 1: to the heavens. The Brewers did not use a chainsaw.
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  Speaker 1: This was not the Chainsaw Massacre, at least not the
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  Speaker 1: way you'd expect it to be. So it was not that.
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  Speaker 1: This was death by a thousand paper cuts. Dink and dunk.
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  Speaker 1: Dink and dunk. And the Rays in a funk because
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  Speaker 1: of the dink and the dunk, just like that. So
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  Speaker 1: seven consecutives. Seven consecutive two-out hits. You know what that is?
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  Speaker 1: That is death by 1,000 paper cuts is what that is.
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  Speaker 1: It really is death by 1,000 paper cuts. So Tampa Bay,
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  Speaker 1: they needed a tourniquet in the fifth inning, and Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Cash went to the medical kit in the dugout, and
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  Speaker 1: all he had was a Hello Kitty Band-Aid. And it
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  Speaker 1: turns out that the Hello Kitty Band-Aid did not work.
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  Speaker 1: So the Rays had a hole in their ozone layer.
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  Speaker 1: And it was just from base hit after base hit
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  Speaker 1: after base hit. Everything was out of whack. The Rays
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  Speaker 1: looked like, when they were done here, a souffle that
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  Speaker 1: had been slammed on the oven door. Just slammed it
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  Speaker 1: right there.
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  Speaker 3: Bam.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now, page two. There is a conspiracy theory
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  Speaker 1: going around. I want to spend a couple minutes talking
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  Speaker 1: about it with you. I think it's interesting. So going
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  Speaker 1: back to the weekend, the Tampa Bay Rays, you might
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  Speaker 1: remember if you watched Game 2 over the weekend. Junior Caminero,
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  Speaker 1: the third baseman for Tampa Bay, good player, Junior Caminero,
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  Speaker 1: called out his Tampa Bay teammates in the dugout during
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  Speaker 1: game two. You might remember Tampa had a sizable lead
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  Speaker 1: in that game, and they gagged it up. There were
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  Speaker 1: some shaky defensive plays for the Tampa Bay Rays. But
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  Speaker 1: in that game, it was caught on camera. Junior Caminero
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  Speaker 1: called out his Tampa Bay teammates in the dugout. He screamed,
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  Speaker 1: according to lip readers, we're playing scared right now, biatches,
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  Speaker 1: is what he said. It's a quote. You can say that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a quote. Called them female dogs. All right, so
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  Speaker 1: the question, does Junior Caminero deserve the heat? He's getting
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  Speaker 1: some heat online because ever since then, it hasn't gotten better.
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  Speaker 1: It hasn't gotten better for the Rays. So, question, does
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  Speaker 1: Junior Caminero deserve the heat he's getting online for barking
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  Speaker 1: at his Rays teammates? And what has happened since then.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to nod my head yes. I'm nodding
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  Speaker 1: my head yes on this. Junior Caminero tried to play
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  Speaker 1: General Patton, the classic speech to motivate his guys. And
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  Speaker 1: his troops responded like the French army in 1940. It
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  Speaker 1: did not go very well. If you know your history,
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  Speaker 1: it did not go very well.
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  Speaker 6: At all.
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  Speaker 1: So I imagine that that Caminero thought, hey, I am
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  Speaker 1: delivering one of the great World Series motivational speeches of
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  Speaker 1: all time. This is going to become the stuff of legends.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to have bobblehead doll nights for me giving
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  Speaker 1: this speech. It's going to be amazing to me, the
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  Speaker 1: rallying cry for the franchise for years to come. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: instead of that. This was the motivational speech that landed
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  Speaker 1: like a wet mattress falling off a freeway overpass in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of a monsoon. Did not go as planned
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  Speaker 1: by Junior Caminero at all. He believed that this team
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  Speaker 1: needed some tough love, so he gave the Tampa Bay
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  Speaker 1: Rays some tough love in Game 2, trying to light
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  Speaker 1: a fire under his teammates, and it turns out instead
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  Speaker 1: of lighting a fire, the roster curled up. into the
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  Speaker 1: fetal position and started sucking their thumbs is what they
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  Speaker 1: started doing here, the Tampa Bay team. Caminero went full
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  Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsay, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay, and yelling and all that.
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  Speaker 1: And the Rays are like, hey, listen, we're not Gordon
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  Speaker 1: Ramsay level. We like the Easy Bake Oven. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we like. Okay, good. You like the Easy Bake Oven. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: Way to go. And so... He's like, I imagine Caminero's like,
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  Speaker 1: we want some junkyard dogs. We want some dogs and
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  Speaker 1: all that. And then instead he discovered that they did
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  Speaker 1: get some dogs. Unfortunately, the Rays players were emotional support chihuahuas.
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  Speaker 1: That's how they play. They were emotional support chihuahuas in
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  Speaker 1: this game, game three of the World Series, an epic
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  Speaker 1: choke job. And apparently the Rays roster, they don't like
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  Speaker 1: tough love. Not a fan, not a fan of that,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a bit of an issue. Confrontation, allergic to
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  Speaker 1: confrontation for the Tampa Bay players there. Somebody might want
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  Speaker 1: to get them an EpiPen because clearly they had an
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  Speaker 1: allergic reaction in this situation. It was not good. So
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  Speaker 1: after dropping a pair of brutal one-run games in Wisconsin,
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  Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay team gets absolutely put into the blender
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  Speaker 1: on puree. Just like that. And what a messy situation.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Junior Caminero, this could be his final game,
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  Speaker 1: Game 4 of the World Series, as there's a chatter.
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  Speaker 1: The Rays are going to trade him because he's good
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  Speaker 1: and he wants to get paid. Of course, keep in mind...
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  Speaker 1: There aren't going to be too many trades. The baseball
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  Speaker 1: world's going to shut down December 1st. So there's like
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  Speaker 1: a month to go, a little over a month. And
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  Speaker 1: then that's it. Turn out the lads. The party's over. Now,
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  Speaker 1: as for the Milwaukee side, where Jackson Churrio is the
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  Speaker 1: star of the show, any advice? Here's the question. Any
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  Speaker 1: advice to Pat Murphy's Brewers up 3-0 in the World Series?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any advice to Pat Murphy's Brewers? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get on. the Malheur think tank. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to turn that on right now, the Malheur think tank,
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  Speaker 1: which is never wrong. The Malheur think tank is never wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So the Rays right now are lying on the canvas.
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  Speaker 1: The Brewers are standing over the Rays. The Brewers are
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  Speaker 1: looking down. Pat Murphy's Brewers are looking down at the Rays,
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  Speaker 1: lying on the canvas, and right now the Rays are
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  Speaker 1: seeing those cartoon birdies. They're seeing the cartoon birdies hanging
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  Speaker 1: on by a thread. Now, when I say hanging on
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  Speaker 1: by a thread... That thread is dental floss from the
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  Speaker 1: dollar store. Bugatti the trucker went out and bought it.
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  Speaker 1: It's that dental floss from the dollar store. Now, Yandy
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  Speaker 1: Diaz and his pals on the Tampa Bay baseball team,
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  Speaker 1: they're not just running on fumes. The gas tank is
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  Speaker 1: empty at this particular point. And their championship dreams are
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  Speaker 1: on life support. So here is my advice. From the
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  Speaker 1: Maller think tank to Pat Murphy, it is parenting 101.
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  Speaker 1: Parenting 101. Don't play with your food. Kids, don't play
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  Speaker 1: with your food. What's wrong with you? That's it. That's
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  Speaker 1: the advice right there. Don't just end it. This is
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  Speaker 1: the fourth act of a horror movie. The villain is down. Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
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  Speaker 1: Don't turn your back. Do not turn your back if
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  Speaker 1: you're the Brewers. Do not give Tampa Bay any oxygen
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  Speaker 1: at this point and any hope that they have a
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  Speaker 1: chance to bite back. So we mentioned this has been
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  Speaker 1: mostly paper cuts, mostly paper cuts, but the Brewers at
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  Speaker 1: this point can bring out the chainsaw and turn this
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  Speaker 1: into the Milwaukee Chainsaw Massacre at this particular point. And
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  Speaker 1: don't ruin the ending. We don't need, if you're the Brewers,
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  Speaker 1: you don't need another sequel. That's it. And so there's
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  Speaker 1: really no motivational speech that needs to be said. I
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  Speaker 1: would go out and get some shovels and some brooms.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I would do. And you finish burying the
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  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay baseball team. Pat Murphy, he's got the champagne
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  Speaker 1: chilling like a villain, chilling on ice. Just don't let
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  Speaker 1: the rays turn it into warm grape juice. Do not
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• 19:38
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm looking forward to this show, Catherine, and
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: hopefully we can give our audience a little in-depth look
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: into the inner sanctum of pro football that they can't
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: get anywhere else. continuity is very important but what happens
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: when you get good coaches on your staff and people
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: begin to recognize them then they want to hire them
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: and then you can't stop a guy from trying to
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: improve himself but you have to replace.
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: Them Because once you understand what's going on inside the
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: mind of the coaches, you'll understand more about the whole game.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: So all aspects can be discussed. The only thing I
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: haven't done, because I didn't have enough money, I don't
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: own the team.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I never owned a team.
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: Listen to Football Doesn't Lie on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
• 20:32
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• 20:37
  Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio. As we
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: continue on... And good to have you hanging out. We
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: talked about the World Series here to begin as the
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Milwaukee Brewers are on the brink of winning the championship.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: They should celebrate with beer, shouldn't they? Champagne, all that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: That beer. They're the Brewers. The town smells like beer
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: at night when you drive around. Might as well enjoy it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: If you would like to be part, we have our
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: friend Billy coming up. Ask a weed man. He's going
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: to fix all of life's problems. You can use the
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: hashtag AskAWeedMan on X to send your questions in. At
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Ben Maller. Call in if you want. 877-99 on Fox.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: And the birthday girl. It is officially her birthday.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: Woo!
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Lorena. She just turned 21. Congratulations on that. You're now
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: able to drink. You can find my Venmo and send
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: me money for a drink. There you go. You can buy. Lorena,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: a drink. And Koopa Loop at a Bronco fan. That's
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: a Bronco fan. Your comments can and will be used
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: against you in the court of sports radio. So please,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: please act accordingly. Back to it. We will get to
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the weed man, our friend Billy, in a moment. The
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Mallard Militia with a lot to say, as you might imagine.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I see Mr. Irrigation up and running. Late Night Drug
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Tester says, just wondering how many more Brewer fans are
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: going to be at Game 4. Sounded like it was
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: almost 50-50 for fan base representation. Yeah, it was. It
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: seemed like that on television. I watched the first five innings.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I have a rule when it's 10-0, I'm out. And
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I was out. I went to the football game. I
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: flipped back during the commercials. I flipped back during the commercials,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: but that was about it. That was it. Spock's Weed
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: says there were actually two vomit comets over the skies
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: of St. Petersburg. Imagine all the vomit. A whole lot
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: of vomit. A whole lot of vomit. What else do
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: we have? Jerry in a Jar writes in, says, I
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: had the Rays winning in Game 3. Freddy Peralta on
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: the mound. I'm still sticking with the Brewers in five.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Die on that mountain. Die on that mountain. All right,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: let's welcome in the man, the myth, the legend, From Hollywood, Florida.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Hooray for Hollywood. Hooray for Hollywood. His name is Billy.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: There he is right there. Hello, Weed Man.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Wow. Eight runs on two outs. I don't ever remember
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: that happening ever.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Sounds like your phone's bad. Bad phone. Bad phone. How
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: old's your phone, Weed Man?
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Not that long.
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: What's wrong with my phone? There's nothing wrong with my phone.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Sounds a little.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: You have to sing happy birthday.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. You got to sing right now. Lorena's
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: demanding song.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Let's go.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: dear Lorena. Happy birthday to you.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I told Lorena. That was beautiful. Thank you so much.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I actually told Lorena Weedman, I told her in their
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: production meeting, I said, listen, Lorena, either you're going to
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: get a million dollars or Weedman's going to sing Happy Birthday.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: So now she doesn't get a million dollars, but she
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: got to have you sing, which is totally worth it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: It's totally worth it. Way better than a million dollars.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Much better than a million. Think of all the problems
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: a million dollars would provide, right? There's so many problems.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't know what to buy. You know, you got
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to pay taxes on that. It's a big pain in
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: the ass.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: Big....
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Big pain in the tuchus for sure. Any opening thought here, Weedman?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: You've been doing this for a while. You said we're
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: going to fix the world. We have yet to fix
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the world. So any advice here? Any wisdom you'd like
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to share to begin the fun here, Weedman?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, we got to change the world. We got to
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: make it better. I can't believe what this world is
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: coming to here. I can't believe Donald Trump is the president.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: He said that every week. He's still the president. He'll
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: be the president for another couple of years. Yeah, I know.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: It's so crazy.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: It's a wild thing.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Ben, I would like to add to the verklempt. I'm
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: definitely a Saturday Night Live girl. You are the ultimate mensch.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, thank you. I'm not a mensch on the bench. Well,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I am sitting, so I might be a mensch on
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the bench.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: No, you're the ultimate mensch. You have created the most
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: incredible family. You've adopted all of your fans, and everyone
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: loves you. So I see we have a great round
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: of applause for Ben.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at that. I get applause, too.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: No one's clapping. Oh, there we go. There are the
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: applause right there. I want you to tell you, Lisa,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: this is how great you are as a caller. And, man,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I know you're going to get jealous. I had multiple
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: people reach out to me and say the top sports
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: call we've ever taken in recent years. Come on. No, no,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Was from you ranting about George Steinbrenner
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and the kids and all that. That was outstanding. That
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: was a great sports take. Yeah, Lisa had a great take.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: She had a wonderful take.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Just to add to that, I really wanted
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: to go off on a Billy Martin tangent because a
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: lot of this generation, they don't know about Billy Martin
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: walking on the field and throwing his.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Hat and They have no idea.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: And the intensity of just like, I'm sorry to say this, but...
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Back to Boone again. He's just sitting in the dugout, like,
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: chewing on his tobacco, and there's no energy.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: That's all I have to say. Yeah, no, that's true.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: All right, we have questions. Are you ready to solve
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: all of these problems, Weed Man?
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. First up is from Andy in
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Lionel Lakes, Minnesota. He writes in and says, Hey, Billy,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: nice to see that you're still trying to save the
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: world one step at a time. How do you feel
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: about all the political ads on TV and the politicians
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: with their hands out begging for donations?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Unbelievable. Right?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Any advice? As someone that did a lot of
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: begging back in the day, Weedman, do you have any advice?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Do you have any advice for the politicians begging for money?
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Don't you have political associations to get your money from?
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Why do I ask the public for money?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: How about this? I get texts on my phone from
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: people begging for money. How is that allowed? How did
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: they get my number? People are sending me politicians.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: And a bit of advice. A bit of advice. Don't
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: give money because then they'll keep asking for more.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Exactly. They have enough money. And as always, you vote
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: for whoever you want. I always say anything that involves
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: raising taxes, vote no on. That's always my advice. That's
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: always my advice.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Who has your phone number? You're always private when you call.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I don't give out my number, but somehow they got
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: my number. These political weenies got my number, and now
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: they're sending me messages to donate to different people. And
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I block them, but it doesn't matter. I block them,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and it's like whack-a-mole. You can't win. You cannot win.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: All right. Truck Stop Fungus writes in, says, ask Weed
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Man if he's ever eaten a can of Alpo. Have
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you ever eaten dog food, Weed Man? No.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Why are you talking?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. No, you have not. All right. Alf the
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Alien Opina writes in. He says, hey, Billy, why are
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: you holding Lisa back? She's a star. She's got hot
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: sports takes. Let her cook. We want more Lisa.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: Lisa.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: She is and she has. Go on, Lisa. I'm a
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: big supporter. Are you kidding?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: No, Lisa was great. King Rory writes in from Wisconsin
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: on Ask a Weed Man. Hashtag Ask a Weed Man.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: He says, will Weed Man hippie watch the Super Bowl
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: halftime show since Jay-Z will headline it? There you go.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: All right. Did you see that, Weed Man? Jay-Z's.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: They asked.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: The NFL hired him to find a halftime show. He
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: hired himself.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't like that one.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: You're not going to watch the Super Bowl? When's the
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: last time you watched the Super Bowl?
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, I watched the Super Bowl.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, you do?
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I got you. I got you. This one comes from
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Michael in Tulsa, Oklahoma. He says, Billy, do you like
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: pumpkin seeds? If I were to bake some for you,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: would you eat them or sell them for weed?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: By the way, how would.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: I wish I could sell them to you.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I know, right? Who's going to buy pumpkin seeds like that, right?
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I've never had pumpkin seeds. Ever.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: What's that? You've never had them?
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: I've never had pumpkin seeds.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't taste very good. I love pumpkin seeds.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I make my own. Well, it's not... The pumpkin actually
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: makes them, Lorraine. You just have to.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: You have to clean them and toast them and season them.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're just... Have you ever done it, Ben?
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Yes!
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Long process. It is a long process. My mom, and
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: she made it seem like the greatest thing in the world,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: and it was disgusting. It didn't taste good. You got
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: to cover them in salt or something else to make them...
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: You definitely have to season them. Yeah, they're not very good.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: That's my hot take.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: It's great that it's your birthday. You're 21 years old, huh?
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get super drunk. Ah, yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: It's legal.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Any advice, Weedman? Any birthday wisdom you've picked up over
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the years of your life here that you'd like to
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: share with the class?
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: No?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: No.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Just love your life. Enjoy yourself. Have fun. Be happy.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: There you go. Just be happy. It's not a long ride.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: It's a short ride, but enjoy the ride. Enjoy the ride.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: What do we have? Here's Mike from Parts Unknown on
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the email. He wrote in. He says, hey, Weed Man,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Instagram is trying to take down YouTube with 90-minute videos
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: coming soon. Do you think they can do it?
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: No, why would they?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I agree. I think what they're trying to do is
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: to cut into the market share. Why are we asking
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you this? You are on YouTube a lot, though, right?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: That's your go-to spot. All the time. Yeah, you watch more.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: You're on there like 18 hours a day on the YouTube.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: But Instagram's trying to get some of the market share.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I think that's what that's about. They're just trying to
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: cut into the market share a little bit and see
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: if they can get some of that. Some of that
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: viewership that YouTube has, they control the world. The whole world.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I'm going to run into them.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Did you watch the World Series game, Weedman?
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't see each one.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: You didn't watch it. You're not into the Tampa Bay?
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: No, Tampa Bay and the Washington.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Eileen in San Francisco writes in, she says, we need
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: a segment Yankee takes from Lisa. And she sent in Lisa.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: She sent in a photo of Billy Martin next to
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: George Steinbrenner. The legendary Billy Martin's old manager of the
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Yankees back in the day. How many times did he
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: manage the Yankees three or four times? You'd get hired.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Over and over, yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: You'd get fired.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: You'd get fired and hired and fired and hired.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: That was a different time back before social media. Didn't
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the Yankees leave Yogi Bear at the airport? Didn't they
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: fire him? Yankee legend, they fired him. His manager left
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: him at the airport. I think that was it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Left him at the airport. That's true.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I don't see any questions from Bozo, the district attorney.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Are you concerned that Bozo has not asked any questions here, Weedman?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Is that trouble?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: How can Bozo be a district attorney? That's such a
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: crazy name.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: All right. Tree from the 773. Everybody, Tree from Chicago
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: writes in. He says, wait a minute. Lisa is real?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: What the hell? I thought she was AI. Unbelievable. Shout
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: out to Weedman. So Lisa, you're a real woman and
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: no AI. It's fascinating. But didn't we talk last week
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: about AI being, we talked about Ouija boards and stuff
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: we did when we were younger, like all the crap
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: that we played with, but now kids are AIs. That
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: has all the answers. I guess they have all the answers.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Are we always going to destroy the world somehow?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I'm not really worried about that.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: You know how many... My entire life, people have said
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: the world's going to end. Eventually, it will end, but...
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not really worried about it. Shane. Yes.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Just like the year 2000, everyone was saying like everyone's
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: bank accounts.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I remember there was a guy in our building. You're
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the great art bell overnight legend, the greatest overnight host
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: of all time on coast to coast. He did about
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: two years of Y2K talk and then nothing happened. He
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: got from 1999 to 2000, 25 or 26 years ago,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: nothing happened. Shannon Des Moines writes in, he says, what
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: was Weedman's first cell phone and when did he get it?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: All right. Great questions. All right.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Long, long time ago. I don't even remember when, but
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: a long, long time ago.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I know it was a long, it was obviously a
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: long time ago, but did you have like, remember that
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: your early cell phones were like big brick type things?
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you had one.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I remember that. No, I didn't have one
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: back then. Ben, you know, Bitcoin is $ 124, 000.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I know. Why must you bring that up? I've explained
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: to you the situation that I was in. I know
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: you had your own issues. I know.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: I had it when it was $ 5, 000. I remember it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: $ 125, 000 now. Crazy.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I had somebody, it was like a couple hundred bucks
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: that I could have got in on some Bitcoin years ago.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I believe I said, that's a scam. I'm not going
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to take part in a scam. I'm smarter than you.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: And yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Trucker joe writes in from the highways and byways in
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: north america he says can weed man give the new
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: person who is waking up homeless for the first time
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: advice not me but someone i know doesn't want my
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: advice all right weed man so somebody ended up pulling
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: the wrong cards life gave them a kick in the
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: nuts and they're homeless what is your advice.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: I was homeless. I mean, just hang in there. Look
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: for any opportunity you have to get a place. Get
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: a place. You'll find a place. Listen, there are places
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: to help you.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there are, right? I mean, I think I've read
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: a little bit about that. There's a lot. of resources
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: that go unused because people don't know, either don't know
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: how to find them or they just would rather be
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: out in the streets and they don't want to have, because,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: because I guess if you get a house, right, you
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: got to follow certain rules and stuff and you can't
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: just be running amok and, and that.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: There are definitely organizations that will help you get a place,
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: even if you have no money.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: All right. Curmudgeon Wayne in Duluth, Minnesota. You ever been
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: to Duluth, Minnesota, Lake Superior? Have you ever been there?
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: No.
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: No.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Beautiful.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Other than Curmudgeon Wayne, the people are pretty nice. He
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  Speaker 1: wants to know what kind of weed you smoke there.
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  Speaker 1: That's from Curmudgeon Wayne.
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  Speaker 4: Great weed. They show it right down the block. I
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  Speaker 4: have great weed all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I guess he wanted the name of it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to be just like you, I guess. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Not sure what that's about.
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  Speaker 4: It's since a million. It's since a million.
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  Speaker 1: All right. On that note, Weed Man, we will move on.
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  Speaker 1: But thank you so much to you and Lisa. What
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: a great couple you are. Great characters on the show.
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  Speaker 1: We love you both. And take care of yourself.
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  Speaker 3: I love you, Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. All right. Be well.
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  Speaker 4: Happy birthday, Elena.
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  Speaker 7: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There they go. Look
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  Speaker 1: at that. Weed Man and Lisa side by side.
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  Speaker 7: I think Lisa's a serious contender for female caller of
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  Speaker 7: the year.
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  Speaker 1: There's not a lot of competition. She's great. The ladies
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: have not been stepping up as callers to the show.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: We have a good number of women on the X machine,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: but they don't actually call the show. I scared them
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  Speaker 1: all off, Ben. I think you did. I'm blaming you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, time now for the Insta trivia, and here
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  Speaker 1: it is. The Insta trivia. At 22 years and 229
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  Speaker 1: days old, Brewers outfielder Jackson Churrio became the youngest player
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  Speaker 1: to collect four hits in a World Series game since
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  Speaker 1: blank accomplished defeat. Again, at 22 years of age and
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  Speaker 1: 229 days old, Brewers outfielder Jackson Churrio became the youngest
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  Speaker 1: player to collect four hits in a World Series game
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  Speaker 1: since blank accomplished defeat. That's the Insta trivia, the answer.
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  Speaker 1: we go, quickly. The... Insta trivia, 22 years of age,
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  Speaker 1: 229 days old. Brewers outfielder Jackson Churrio became the youngest
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  Speaker 1: player to collect four hits in a World Series game
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  Speaker 1: since blank. And that is the question. What is the answer?
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  Speaker 1: Let's see. Does anyone know the answer? Let's see. Tampa
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  Speaker 1: Bay Rays fan Roscoe the Parrot from Althea. Yeah, David
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  Speaker 1: in Winter Park, Florida. Rest in peace. Robin Yount, guest
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  Speaker 1: by Mr. Irrigation. Kim Schlittler from JT the Wingman. I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: said it right. Fred McGriff from Dat Dude. What's your answer, Lorraine?
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  Speaker 1: It's not whoever. Who do you think it is? I
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: think it's Tiffany Haddish. It's Joe Garagiola, broadcasting legend.
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  Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Third degree Koopaloop. I don't know what that was. We
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: can't rip. It's her birthday, so she can F up
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  Speaker 1: as much as she wants. My old one's gone, so
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I got the older one. All right, Ben. Stop me
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: if you've heard this before.
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  Speaker 7: But somebody is on pace to break Calvin Johnson's record
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  Speaker 7: for receiving.
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  Speaker 1: Yards in a season. Yes, every year this happens. Absolutely, yes.
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  Speaker 7: But this time Jackson Smith and Jigba is on pace
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: to break it in 16 games, like Calvin Johnson said it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think he'll do it? No, I always bet
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: against that happening because you have injury, you have underperformance.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: You have to play at a truly elite level the
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  Speaker 1: entire season. You only have, like, one bad game, and
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: he's not going to do it. So forget about that.
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  Speaker 1: Even as good and magical as he is.
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  Speaker 8: Next!
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  Speaker 7: So Aaron Rodgers thinks that the NFL should kind of
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: expand their, you know, overseas foreign games thing. Instead of
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: spreading it out over the season, they think that all
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: 32 teams should do one-week games.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Well, he mentioned this.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: He said, I talked about this yesterday, and it's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: It's a dumb idea. He said they're going to give
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: him an extra bye and all that stuff. The rest
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: of the world doesn't care about the NFL like we do,
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  Speaker 1: and it's going to take 30 years for that to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Good luck.
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  Speaker 3: Next!
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  Speaker 7: The Oklahoma City Thunder lost two players for the season
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  Speaker 7: against your Clippers.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, I saw that. Is it time for them to panic? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, the rumor is they're trying to convince Russell
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Westbrook to come out and retire. Yes. That, Coop, is
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  Speaker 1: the definition of panic. How did we do? We passed
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  Speaker 1: this edition. Winner, winner, winner.
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  Speaker 3: Chicken dinner.