Happy Kirkiversary: They Lit Up the Vampires
A campus cake that said Happy Kirkiversary. A dean’s office that treated the photograph like the crime. A 23-year-old filming empty buildings that bill like hotels. A California law opponents call the Stop Nick Shirley Act. The same reflex that went after Tesla when Elon pointed at the federal drain.They didn’t argue. They were certain. Certain the debater had it coming. Certain the kid with the camera was the threat. Certain noticing graft is violence. Certain an assassination anniversary is a punchline until the comments load.Don’t investigate the leak. Tax the well. Then act shocked when…
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