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As the Pit Burns: Those Kids Scare Me! · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Oh, Prince of the power of the. Air.
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  Now see how much better that is. I like that entrance so much
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  more than the usual nature. Nature.
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  Oh, whatever works. For you, master.
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  If it will put you in a. Good mood for what I have to.
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  Tell you then. Great.
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  What happened now I. Lost another one little boy.
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  This time his name was Jayden. What?
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  You had a little boy in your pocket and he fell out while you
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  were playing on the swing set. What do you mean you lost
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  another little boy? He was walking around with the
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  blinders on his mind, you know, like a bad little boy and.
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  Boom and boom. Someone shot him with a cannon.
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  What does boom mean? Someone ripped the blinders off
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  his mind and. Don't tell me.
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  Jayden invited Jesus, no. Into his heart.
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  I know I told you not to tell me.
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  Sorry. I can't believe you lost another
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  little boy. It wasn't my fault, it was the
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  boom. This boom.
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  What exactly was it that took the blinders off his mind?
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  You don't want to know. Is that right?
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  I don't. Want to know?
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  If I didn't want to know, I wouldn't have asked.
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  What was the boom? Well, there was this other kid
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  from school named Caleb who prayed in the name of Jesus.
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  Sorry, just finished your story. OK, so Caleb commanded the
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  blinders to come off of Jayden's mind.
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  You're right, I don't want to know.
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  Apparently, even kids can be saved through the name of you
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  know who. Who?
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  Who? Never mind.
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  Don't tell me. All right?
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  I want you to scare the wee wee out of that Jayden kid and make
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  him so sick he wishes he never got saved.
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  I did that already. Good thinking Damon, that will
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  teach that Jayden a lesson for walking out on me.
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  Well, maybe I should have said I tried that already.
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  It didn't exactly work. What do you mean it didn't
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  exactly work? You don't want to know.
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  I want to know. Jayden told me.
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  To get out. And you obeyed him.
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  Are you crazy? He used the name of Jesus.
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  Why did you say that name I. Tried to warn you.
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  Well, next time warn me better. OK from now on if anything goes
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  wrong and you ask me what it is and I say you don't want to know
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  and you yell at me and demand that I tell you, I'll just say
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  he used the G word and you'll know it was the name of Jesus.
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  Oh, how if you had a brain you'd be dangerous.
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  If I had a brain. I'd still be an Angel in heaven.
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  Why you smart Alec little demon? Come here, you little.
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  Oh this place gives me the creeps.
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  What is the present status of our Kingdom, Damon?
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  Master, all demons are presently engaging in some form of
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  stealing, killing or destroying. And, I might add, they enjoy
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  their work. Good, good.
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  Master, do we have to have it so dark in here?
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  I kind of like to see what kind of bugs are crawling up my leg.
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  Help. Be careful, don't be running
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  around like that. You're going to step on my rats?
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  You killed Raunchy, my favorite rat.
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  I'm sorry, Master, I couldn't see a thing.
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  Why don't you turn on some lights down here?
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  This is the Kingdom of Darkness, you moron.
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  It's supposed to be dark. You are always right, Master.
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  I am always wrong. Please do not be angry with me.
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  I'll find you a new rat. Don't bother, they always seem
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  to find me now. Have there been any
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  translations? No, but there's a new movie that
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  with Spanish subtitles. Not that kind of translation.
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  Has anyone you know been translated out of our Kingdom
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  into the Kingdom of Lights? Well, there are a lot of
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  Christian kids up there telling everyone about Jesus.
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  Why did you say? That I'm sorry, but those kids
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  that listen to Fish Bites for kids are really getting the job
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  done. They're praying for the sick.
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  They're telling everyone about Jesus.
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  How many times have I told you not to say that name?
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  Well, let me see 123. What are you doing?
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  I'm counting. The number of times I've said
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  the name Jesus. 4. That was the 4th time today.
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  Yesterday was 1717 and 4 is 21 + 11 the day before.
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  Plus, never mind I don't have all of eternity to listen to you
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  count your mistakes. We've got sin to promote.
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  I want you to start with that bunch of kids that listen to.
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  What was that called? Fish bites for kids.
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  That's the ones get up there and tempt them to sin.
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  But Master, may I remind you that light cannot fellowship
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  with darkness. Say what?
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  Those kids have the power of God in them.
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  They hate sin. They're supposed to hate sin,
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  but let's get them to do things that aren't sin, like playing
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  video games all day. Then when they're supposed to
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  obey their parents or pray or go to church, they won't want to.
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  I get it. You're tricking them into sin.
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  That's what I do best. It won't work, Master.
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  The Holy Spirit will warn them. But if they're listening to you
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  telling them to play their video games or whatever instead of
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  spending time with God, they won't hear the Holy Spirit.
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  Now get up there and go to work. I'm scared.
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  Fine. I'll help you, you little baby.
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  Let's go. Give them darkness.
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  Damon. Damon.
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  Yes, Master. How's the peer pressure going?
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  The beer pressure. Those kids are, too.
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  Young to drink beer? You have to be 21 years old to
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  legally buy beer I think. Damon, when did we start obeying
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  the law? You're.
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  Right, I'll start working on the beer pressure.
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  I said peer, How's the peer pressure?
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  What's peer pressure? Remember, you were supposed to
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  get all of the kids acting the same, dressing the same, talking
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  the same. When kids want to be like their
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  peers or friends, that's called peer pressure.
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  Oh, that? It's going very well.
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  Almost all of the kids are watching the same TV shows,
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  playing the same video games, stealing, cheating and lying.
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  You said almost all of them. Well, there are some.
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  Kids. Some kids.
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  Yeah, the Christian kids. When you say Christian do you
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  mean they go to church or do you mean little Christ?
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  More like their little Christ, you know they're sanctified.
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  What does that mean? You know, set apart unto God.
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  Oh no. And committed to being the Word
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  of God. You mean their fellowship is
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  with the father and with his son?
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  You know who? Just like first John 13 says.
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  Little Christs. They guard their hearts and
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  their minds from our evil influences.
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  They think on things that are good most of the time.
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  Most of the time. Well, occasionally we slip in a
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  bad thought and they just cast it down.
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  They really hate what is evil and love what is good.
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  You know, like Jesus said. How many times do I have to tell
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  you not to say that name? Sorry master, I just can't help
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  thinking about how good you know who is.
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  That's what those kids are doing, too.
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  Smart kids. Yeah, they refuse to steal
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  anything. If they want something, they
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  pray for it. Oh, they are good.
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  I can't even get them to cheat in school.
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  They pray before they take a test.
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  Can you believe it? What about lying?
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  Everybody lies one time or another.
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  Not these kids. They always tell the truth, even
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  if it means getting in trouble. They are different.
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  Does anyone like them? They don't care if anyone likes
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  them or not, but the truth is a lot of kids do like them and
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  they keep telling other kids about you know who.
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  Well, keep everyone away from those kids.
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  They'll end up using peer pressure in the reverse, and
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  before you know it, there will be more little Christs.
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  The thought of more kids who are set apart unto God and committed
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  to obeying the Word of God scares me.
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  That's why you have to keep a close eye on them.
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  I'll do what I can, boss, but I don't like being around them.
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  They talk to God. They scare me too.
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  Gloom, despair and agony on me. Deep, dark depression.
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  Excessive misery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd
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  have no luck at all. Gloom, despair and agony on me.
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  He's like this now most all the time.
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  Smiling down here is a. Crime.
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  Because of Jesus he's binded. He keeps getting reminded.
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  If people forget, he'd be fine. Why can't everyone just forget?
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  Forget what? What are you?
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  Trying to say Jesus. How many times do I have to tell
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  you not to say that name? Sorry master, I forgot.
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  Why can't people just forget that?
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  You know who took their sins and their sicknesses?
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  Now come on, boss, you got to snap out of it.
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  You're starting to make me. Depressed.
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  I can't help it, Damon. Every time people take
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  communion, they remember with G with.
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  G Oh Jesus. You did it again.
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  Sorry, master, what were you saying?
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  When people take communion, they remember what you know who did
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  to me? And what he did for them,
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  Salvation, healing, forgiveness of their sins, protection,
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  provision, peace. Isn't he wonderful?
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  Master is it Who Wonderful. Jesus without.
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  Isn't he wonderful, Master? Come here.
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  Take that out. And that.
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  Sorry master. You'd better be sorry.
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  What were you saying? What I really hate is when kids
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  take communion. Communion is a reminder to them
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  of the victory they have in GG. You know who?
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  Come on Master, do you really think kids understand what he
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  did for them? Of course they understand.
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  Just because they're kids doesn't mean they're dumb.
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  Lots of kids have more faith than adults.
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  They know that. Gee, you know who paid the
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  penalty for their sins and provided healing for their
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  bodies when he died on the cross and rose from the dead?
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  If we could just get adults to believe that kids really don't
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  understand, then they would stop them from taking communion.
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  Then the kids might forget what he did for them.
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  How are we going to do that? Oh, we could send religion up
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  there to make a bunch of rules that say kids can't take
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  communion, that it's only for adults.
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  That's a great idea that will help them forget.
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  And we can make people feel real guilty and sorry that he died on
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  the cross for their sins and sickness.
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  And then they won't remember that he died to make them free
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  from fear, poverty and all of our other schemes.
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  That's another a great idea. How did you get so smart?
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  Well, it certainly wasn't from following you.
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  That was the dumbest thing I ever did.
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  Let's think about something else.
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  Hey, did you watch your show last night?
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  Demons Got Talent. Beelzebub was hilarious.
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  Bingo. Bingo.
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  OK, playing bingo will get our minds off of our problems.
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  No, I don't want to play bingo. We could distract kids and make
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  them think about something else during communion, like TV shows,
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  video games, YouTube, kids sports, going shopping or
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  whatever just so they don't remember what.
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  Jesus, would you cut that out? It hurts.
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  It hurts more when you say Jesus.
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  Now that was all you, master. You can't blame me for that one.
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  Oh yeah? Well, take Zach.
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  Don't. And that and that.
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