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Episode 221: Assassin’s Creed · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, what it do, What it do?
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It is your boy Andrew Schultz that gave Mr. Goody 2 shoes.
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And who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins, AKA
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old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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Episode 221. Mike Vrabel leaves OPEC after
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six decades. Welcome motherfuckers.
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Yeah. I'm mine, baby, you can spend
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the whole night, stay the night with me, all black and white,
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baby, except the reddest on your lips, your eyes, baby, old, say
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his come sit on me, crowning your tongue, faces and all your
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clothes 'cause right now. Weight is shaky outside of this
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room. Nothing sank.
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A better move, baby. Keep praying 'cause I love the
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way you taste me. Yeah, I love the way you make
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me. I don't know, I just like that.
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And I saw there was pictures of him looking like like walking
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through the airport with like a hoodie on.
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It was like I even typed in Vrabel.
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It leaves OPEC just to see if something popped up.
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And then like the first picture of him was there's a picture of
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him like walking in a hoodie with a towel over his head.
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I was like, come on. Come on for the audience, Mike
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Vrabel, coach of the Patriots. Yes.
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What's the reference? Well, he just leaves OPEC.
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I mean, he's not really in OPEC, but Mike Frabel is in like as an
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article topic. It's something we touched on
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before that. Since then we haven't discussed,
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but has really blown up and it's kind of a shit show.
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So it's just interesting to talk about Got.
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You we'll be talking about it later in the articles.
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How's it been? We missed last week.
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Good busy. So honestly, like I think I
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ended up having to continue to be on the grind, but I think my
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my world's starting to balance. I should be good, but the break
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was kind of needed, honestly. Like even though I was still
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doing stuff, the sleep, I was like, but you know, I live my
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life 1/4 mile at a time. So you know, Toretto, it's like,
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it's like, who, who I wanna be? Yeah, right.
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It's all about family. Family first.
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Yeah, what about you, man? How are you?
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What's new in your world? You know things are good.
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See I went to Newport 2 weekends ago.
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That was fun. Newport Beach, CA my probably my
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favorite city, but I do what I do.
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Oh and then I like watched. Did you peep any of the
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Coachella or Stagecoach live streams?
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I was watching that. So you're watching live streams
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of Coachella? And yeah, and I got only a few
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of the coach, like actually I saw a few, he said.
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Coachella hasn't anything of like the good one, but I watched
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more Stagecoach for some reason 'cause I just wasn't doing
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anything last weekend. Makes sense.
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I, I mean, I guess I could, I'm kind of picky about that, where
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I'd be like it'd be hard for me to watch just a live stream of a
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concert. I'd want to like be at it but
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it's so expensive now. Yeah, I mean, it's not.
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I thought it's kind of expensive but like if you're there for
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like 3 days. Yeah.
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But now there's like, yeah, I guess it depends on what you
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like, how you deal with 'cause there are those people that do
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the whole like tents and all that stuff that's kind of over
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the top, like different bracelets, artist bracelet, soup
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and salad bracelet. I don't know, there's all.
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Soup and salad bracelet sponsored by Olive Garden.
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Let's go unlimited Mr. Yeah. And yeah, that's the host.
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There is Russell Wilson, Mr. Unlimited.
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Is that his name? Yeah, that's like he was trying
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to come up with nickname because then he got old and he was no
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longer like Danger Rest because like, you know, he wasn't
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dangerous anymore. He just came up with Mr.
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Unlimited. That was the name, that was his
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nickname, and he'd say Unlimited.
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Speaking of Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull played at Stagecoach.
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Then Pitbull. That was up and it was up and
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down. Dude.
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Like he like, like there's a couple songs where I'm like,
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this dude needs to like wrap it up, B wrap it up.
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And then at the hotel room, but the.
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Well, like, it's not like he doesn't have bangers.
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I just thought like his whole shtick was that he was like
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amazing live, you know? And then it was just like, but
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then there was some songs where I'm like, OK, I get it.
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And then there's something like where like he just like fell off
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and he would just disappear for a little bit.
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And I think it was to like catch his breath.
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That was another thing I, I noticed a lot about like the
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guys that Stagecoach, they get super hype up in the beginning,
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like the very like first song. And then it's like, dude, you're
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catching your breath like half, half the time, like you know,
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for the next 30 minutes. And there was this one dude, he
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was catching his breath and in the song he was talking about
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catching his breath. It was like a love song about
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like how this girl took his breath away, but he's like, he's
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catching his breath, but he's like, he was trying to catch his
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breath. And I was like, oh, this is a
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disaster. Brett Young, That's a
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motherfucker. See, I would want to do
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something weird if I was like that good and had the pull.
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I'd want to do a song. One song in between like every
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set. So if I was gonna do like 6
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songs, I'd I'd break it up to where like somebody would do
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their set and then I'd come like crazy hype for a good like 5
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minutes to do a song and then disappear for someone's set.
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OK, I can play it like Bieber, Coachella.
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That was good. And you know what he did?
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He played all the songs off of YouTube because like hit whoever
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bought his like catalog, you know, he doesn't own it.
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So he played it off YouTube so he wouldn't have to pay him.
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Something like that? Sort of.
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I read an article saying that and then I saw another article
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saying that it was true that he played it off YouTube.
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But I you mean if you watch the set, he's like he's got chat up
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and he's asking for suggestions and songs.
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Yeah. Hey chat, what do you think I
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should play? Not chat JBT but isn't that what
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the kids call chat? Like the comment sections?
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Yeah, like comment section and stuff like hey chat.
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So it's going to be like, hey, chat clip.
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That he was doing that? No, he was doing that.
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But I'll you just got to say that to people in conversation.
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I do I do I? I yeah, I said that like chat
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clip that people will be like, what the fuck?
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Clip. That what do you think chat?
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Should I roast this person right now like you talk to it like it
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talk about chat like it's there. It's pretty funny.
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It's a new way to annoy somebody.
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So if you say that to someone that you encounter, he's like,
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you're going to be like the like Raws because.
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It's called that rage bait. Yeah, oh, it's a bit.
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It's, it's Jaws, Jaws level rage bait.
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But that's or if you need to still say Skibbity and like
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'cause then you sound like somebody.
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Was our first entree into like the Gen.
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Z Gen. alpha? Well, that's a brain rot.
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Brain rot. Right, that was, but Skibby
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entree into it, Yeah. Skippity toilet.
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Skippity toilet shout out the OG.
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And now it's all this weird fruit shit.
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Have you seen these, like, AI fruit stories?
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Yeah, no, not Fruit Ninja. It's like these little short
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like Tik Toks and videos and reels and stuff where it's like
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a banana and a strawberry and they're married and then she
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cheats with like a coconut and then they have like this coconut
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strawberry baby. It's this weird brain rot shit.
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There's a whole new genre and it's all these like fake AI so.
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Speaking of which, bro, do you know?
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Do you know that you ever had a blue Raspberry in real life?
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No, Nah 'cause they don't exist. But do you know what the flavors
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of blue Raspberry are? What?
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Pineapple, Cherry, Banana. It sounds like yeah, it's a blue
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carousel. But isn't that weird?
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Yeah, but I mean, if you think about it, that's basically like
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blue carousel, which is like oranges.
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It's like a bunch of different shit.
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That's whatever. Like, oh, Blue Hawaiian.
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But it's not actually blue when it comes out.
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They just, yeah, they dye it blue.
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Yeah. Because it was getting confused
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with Cherry and Strawberry. Shout out blue Raspberry.
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Well, tight. I like blue Raspberry so it's a
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good fun fact. Blue Rasp is great.
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I agree. Blue rasp is is clutched.
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It holds it down. It shows up every time.
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It's like Mariano Rivera. Who are you calling in Blue
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Razz? What are you talking about?
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Blue Razz? Like who?
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What is that question? Who's starting tomorrow?
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It's Sandy Koufax. Like duh, motherfucker, what are
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you talking about? Is Blue Razz off the mound?
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First pitch. Shout out the Jews.
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Yes, Sandy Koufax. Friends of famous famous Jew.
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Friends of the Pod. Friends of the Pod for sure.
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That was perfectly timed. That was funny.
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I think Pete Hegseth might be listening or I don't know about
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Pete, but maybe JD Vance might be listening to the the pod in
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Pakistan. Pakistan's in the top fucking 5
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now dude. That's wild.
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I know I don't, I don't know where, I don't know where.
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We just started having fucking negotiations and and Islamabad
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and then just Yep. He's just bumping us.
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Crazy. He's like, he's like, he's like,
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at least say, leave me alone. For the most part, we don't
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really brag on him too much. JD.
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Yeah, we mean we do. The couch fucker.
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Legend of Bagger Vance. Luckily, it was a futon sale.
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He pulled out. You know what?
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I'm. Saying that's true, that's true.
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It's not an article, but this whole.
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So I'm sure 'cause you live out in the Los, the greater LA,
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California, Socal area or whatever, wherever that boundary
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is. From the Central Coast.
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Central Coast S Cal of California Republic This whole
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David that singer guy getting finally getting arrested I'm.
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Sure you've heard about? That that like TikTok dude, that
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the holes. I mean, we don't have to get
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into the nitty gritty details. 'Cause I sent that song to to
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the X like like a song of his and it's like and then, and then
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I. Saw that that article.
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Fuck yeah, that's terrible. That's bad.
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Yeah, I thought it was like a group.
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I did. I didn't realize because it's
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like, no, I mean like so. He became famous because he
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would do tech, he would do Fortnite videos and then he
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would his his videos would get banned because he was using
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other people's license music. So he started making it up in
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his own shit and then they started to blow up because of
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his TikTok videos and him making his own music.
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But that whole story is insane. It's wild.
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It took like 8 or 9 months to arrest this fucker too 'cause
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it's pretty much confirmed it was him.
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Like the evidence trail is insane and it's a Tesla from
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Texas that's registered that was like left outside.
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Like the the whole story's nuts, but it's good to see him getting
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arrested and I honestly. Think like for the.
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Is there an article for it? No, no, no.
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I just wanted there isn't. But I I thought.
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I mean like, like, like this guy, this guy David fucking
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killed like a was she like 14 or 16 or something?
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Like. No, like, yeah, so I guess I'll
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let. So I mean, until he's convicted
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in court. But it pretty much seems like
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the singer guy named David, who made all these TikTok songs with
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Fortnite videos blew up, had a musical career.
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He was dating some girl. This is when he was
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substantially older. I think it's her when she was
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like 13, like 12 or 13 is when they began started hanging out
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and she would like run away from home.
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And then she ended up being found like deceased in his Tesla
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in the trunk. Not like not like completely
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intact. And it the car had been
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abandoned and it was discovered at the impound because they were
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smelling it at the impound. Well, the car came back
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registered to him. He was on tour and allegedly
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she'd been like missing and gone for he made a music.
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Video of like putting like somebody in a trunk.
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And we make all these songs about like and, and like.
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So what's really crazy is they're saying that there's
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like, there's like special factors to it.
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So he's arrested on that. But then there's like escalating
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factors where it's like because he did it to for for profit or
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for for financial gain, basically saying like he did
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this to keep it from getting out so he could maintain his music
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career. So that's like a that's.
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All that, That's a crazy charge. That's no, but it's true though,
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so that. 'D be like, how do you say that
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about about if you? Killed your business.
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If if you killed your business, Yeah.
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So like I murdered you to rob you.
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You killed your business partner, you tried to murder
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your spouse and it was so that you didn't have to like give up
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money or something to them Yeah I mean that's an escalator.
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There's like a reason behind there's like AI guess I.
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Just haven't heard of that before.
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Like an. Escalating motive it makes.
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Sense that that that that could be a charge.
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I just was like, I was like, are you just do?
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Are you just looking for things to charge about?
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Because it seems like this is no but.
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It's, I think it's a culmination.
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So it's the same how I mean, I could be wrong.
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So I do not have a lot of grief, so don't.
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Not a. Lawyer.
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Yeah, not a lawyer, but I mean, you do see, like, OK, I robbed
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you, but there was a gun present.
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I used a firearm. So that'd be an escalating be
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like an escalating circumstance or you get caught with weed and
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there is a gun present in the presence of your weed.
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That gun, that weed, is now a criminal charge because the gun,
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the drugs and the gun make it to where those two things come
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from. Escalate.
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Well, maybe not, not California, but I'm saying in some, in some
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cases a gun can be if you're drinking and driving and you
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have a gun in the car that makes it, it's unlawful possession of
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a firearm because you're intoxicated that and that's,
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that's a lie. You're not allowed to be drunk
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and have a gun. So if you are like that, DWI is
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10 times worse because you have a gun in the car.
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So it could be something like that where it's just an
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escalating factor. But I think there was 3 special
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escalating factors or whatever they called them to this case
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that makes him eligible for the death penalty.
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And honestly, he's probably going to get it because it
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sounds super crazy like the but. Again, it's California, so I
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don't. Know no man, some of the stuff
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like so he there was all these weird animes he was into because
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he's one of those kids whatever. I mean there's good anime.
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It's just not trying to make that comment, but just some
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weird cringe, some just some weird cringy shit where he's
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trying to recreate his favorite weird obscure anime and the
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things that he did and the way he went about doing it.
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That just makes it fucking weird like super weird where he's he
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obviously, if they can prove all of this stuff, it looks I mean
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already looks really bad like she has it.
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He has his name tattooed on his finger and then he has the same
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tattoo on his finger, but just says that's like like weird,
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like like in public flaunting this stuff.
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Super fucking weird. So now it's like they took him
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eight or nine months from when they found the body to finally
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arrest him. And now that they've indicted
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him, it sounds like they've got a lot.
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She's also being treated that. The third one is she's being
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treated as like a witness because they were already
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investigating him. Supposedly they were already
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looking into him for doing this or being involved in
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communicating with other people like this and she was a
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potential witness in that case. And if he killed her to silence
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her then that would also be an escalating factor.
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Like homicide with intent to silence a witness for financial
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gain. That's pretty crazy.
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And then you're just like, do something like that.
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And then you're just like out on tour, like nothing, you know,
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It's like. Yeah, yeah.
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And then went on tour without partying, going out, going to
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music festivals, all sorts of weird.
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Even since it's come out that her body had been found, he'd
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still was out. Like doing shit.
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Like it's just weird. Like the whole thing's fucking
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weird. But that's like kind of out in
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your neck of the woods area. Yeah, no, I know it's got.
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To be, it's got to be all over the place out there.
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It's not now really, really pops up on my news like my Apple news
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and like since like I, yeah, I just knew about this guy.
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That's why like, I was paying attention to it.
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And obviously, like, somebody else moved the car from what
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they say, like, and like, 'cause it's a Tesla, so they could
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track like when it was last moved.
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And they have, like, surveillance footage of being a
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move, 'cause they just abandoned it in like a neighborhood in the
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Hollywood Hills. Yeah.
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So they just ditched it with Texas plates like this.
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Murdered out black Tesla just left.
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It murdered out, no pun intended.
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Well, I mean, that's what you call it, but it's all black.
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I'm. Just saying bro.
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Yeah. So no on the nose, sorry.
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But yeah, so you know, just wanted to bring that up.
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I wanted your because I've followed it like the whole time.
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And I'm assuming at this point, like the least not that they
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weren't, but it has to be being discussed more up there.
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Yeah, not that. He's been arrested.
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It's pretty, it's a crazy story, yeah, but it's a, it's a crazy
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story. Like, that's a really wild,
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Yeah, it's a really wild story. Like, I mean, we'll see what the
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case is. Like he pled not guilty.
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So if this goes to, I mean, it's going to go to court, this is
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going to be pretty crazy. This trial's going to be nuts.
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Do they have camera? You have cameras in the court
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in. California, too.
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Rob Reiner's son is in court now, and he's in the same
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courtroom as OJ, your boy. Well O JS RIP man, he's not with
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us anymore allegedly. Post.
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Post humorously attached to a large cocaine and money
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laundering scheme epic you. Want to go to therapy?
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Questions. The real OJ, the juice man.
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Yeah, let's get into it. RIP juice shut.
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The fuck up. What?
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I'm just saying that I booed myself, so it's booing me right
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now. There you go.
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For the audio audience, Joseph has sound effects that you can
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hear on the live. Streaming.
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Therapy questions? Therapy question #1 Would you
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rather always say you too at the wrong time or wave back at
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people who weren't waving at you?
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See, I thought about this one. You too, you 2 would probably be
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worse. That would probably put you in
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more awkward situations. But you could change it.
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You can make it a sarcastic thing, a goofy thing you always
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say. You could make that.
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You could try to make it like a joke, like a deck.
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Oh my God, I hate that joke. So these people would be annoyed
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with the fact that you always do it and it's a joke.
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You can make it stupid at some point, but you would have to be
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annoying with it like people would be like.
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You know it would like limit options for you long term in
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life. Now waving at people that aren't
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waving at you, that's fine. That's not that weird.
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You might meet more people that way, whatever.
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When I was. Because you're waving back.
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So they'd be like, oh, like, oh, that poor guy.
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So it would suck, but that would mean, you know.
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When I was a freshman at San Diego State, all the dorms were
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like all next to each other and that the freshman dorms
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obviously. And then there was like a bridge
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that you had to like walk over to get to the, to where the
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campus was. And it was like not like a big
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bridge like, and you could only walk it and you couldn't drive
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it. So like every Friday, cause most
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like all the upperclassmen didn't have class on Friday.
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So it's just freshmen every Friday.
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Like we'd have like a party at the fraternity, like on the
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Thursday, every Friday morning, walking across that bridge,
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there's people waving and it's like, I don't know if it's like
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a chick that I'd made out with like the day before or not, or
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like that I had met got their number.
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And so like, I'm like going to wave more often than not and
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running into that very awkward situation where they're not
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waving at me. So I'd much rather say you too.
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Well, that's like an awkward wave.
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That's an awkward wave speed run.
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So that's rare. Like that's not gonna happen all
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the time. Like, I see what you're saying,
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but like, it's like a shotgun blast of awkward waves and you
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know, you're out there being a dog.
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Got that dog in. Them.
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You know what I'm saying? You out there, San Diego State
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can't wait crossing that bridge like Mulan.
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Just out there, bro, doing your thing.
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And yeah, I don't know why, but you're doing it like Mulan.
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I can't. I can't put my finger on it.
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Not anime, not anime. Yeah, no, yeah.
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Well, I mean, yeah, not, not Disney, Mulan.
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They just needed to stop. And then then they do that live
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remake of it and it was not that great.
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I don't know. I don't have kids.
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Down to business yeah, that was on the tail end of us being like
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let's watch Disney, you know what I'm saying?
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Like I. Never saw it.
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No, OK, I mean, I get that, but I'm saying is if you had like
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sisters, you were more likely to have watched Mulan if they were
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younger in that time. Like see what I'm saying?
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That was like on the on the tail end, like OK, like Aladdin,
22:48
tight Lion King. Yup.
22:49
Pocahontas, man. And then I was like then it's
22:52
like I was starting to phase out.
22:54
I was like, you know, I want to watch some Power Rangers.
22:56
I want to see something with some guns in it.
22:58
I've watched under Siege. I've seen.
23:00
I mean once once that the Disney pages started stopping white is
23:04
when I basically stopped watching.
23:06
Oh, wow. OK, but so you still early so
23:12
you stopped early. OK, OK, that's fair.
23:14
OK, we see you that's. Fine mermaids are white, dude.
23:17
Yeah, I mean, probably more like a blue, like a bluish green, but
23:22
yeah, sure, whatever you want to believe.
23:25
They're they're gingers. They're yeah, such a bad movie.
23:33
It is. There's nothing good.
23:36
We might get sponsored by ESPN or something.
23:38
We don't want to hurt our Disney.
23:39
No, I'm just saying it's weird, OK?
23:41
I want to walk. I want to be with this man I've
23:44
never met before. So bad.
23:45
I'm going to give up my ability to speak.
23:49
Love it. That's terrible.
23:51
That's like, what? What a good girl.
23:54
And then some crazy octopus bitch is going to like take my
23:57
take my talents to make herself hot and then try to steal my
24:01
man. That's crazy.
24:03
Love that too. And then the Prince is so dumb.
24:06
He's like, hmm, I'm going to take this girl out on a date.
24:09
I'm going to take this death mute girl out on out on a boat
24:13
by myself and and I'm going to try to kiss her.
24:17
I don't even does she does Is she into it?
24:19
Dude? Like if anybody.
24:20
Of age. If anybody came to me with that
24:24
idea, I would you, you morally have to stop that person and say
24:28
like, absolutely not, that is a terrible idea.
24:31
No, don't do that. I'm going to take her out to
24:34
this lagoon. The secluded lagoon.
24:37
Who? Oh, you got a date?
24:38
From a man. Who you taking?
24:40
Oh, the girl that can't speak. That's just like, right?
24:43
Yeah, I don't. Understand why are you
24:45
discriminating against her? And every time I'm around,
24:48
there's like all there's these these crabs follow this bitch.
24:51
Like, I don't know. I'm just saying that's as a bad
24:56
idea as in in there's no moment in life where you would tell
25:00
somebody that's a good idea for like a first official date.
25:04
I'm going to take you out on a first date.
25:06
She's going to take the I'm taking the deaf mute baddie out
25:11
to the lake at night by myself. Nah, bro.
25:14
That is like the. Biggest red flag?
25:16
That's like shut it down. Does dumb mean mute?
25:21
I didn't say. I didn't say no, no.
25:23
No, no, I'm saying that isn't like just like deaf, dumb and
25:26
blind. Doesn't dumb mean mute?
25:32
Deaf, blind and dumb I guess maybe.
25:44
Damn bro on my little keyboard thing for sound effects you'd be
25:47
you'd appreciate I made my screensaver A picture of George
25:50
Santos goes to sleep. Is this a picture like a
25:56
pixelated picture of George Santos?
25:58
That's what I because I've been messing with the settings.
26:00
I was like, I'm going to put this picture and see if it
26:02
works. I was like, oh shit, Santi boy,
26:04
what's up? I've got that Kim Jong Un shirt,
26:06
which is Kim Jong UN's face on the front and the back.
26:09
And I, I put it like, I hung it like over a chair in my room.
26:16
And I was going to go to sleep the other day and I just, like,
26:20
opened my eyes and Kim Jong Un is just looking straight at me.
26:23
And I'm like, dude, he's everywhere.
26:27
He's everywhere. Like, like Kim Jong Un is
26:29
infiltrated in my room and is staring at me while I sleep.
26:32
Like this guy is a real dictator.
26:35
But now Little Mermaid's fucked up, man.
26:39
That's all I got to say. That's not cool.
26:41
He's a weird dude. She's like ladies, don't ever
26:46
give up your voice to be with some man because that's like
26:49
what she tries to do. Like that's it.
26:51
And then you're always going to have some hater who pretends to
26:54
be your friend but really wants to snatch up your man and is
26:56
jealous of everything you got. I'm going to catch that shit in
26:59
a conch shell if that bitch could just on God.
27:02
I'm just saying, just saying right?
27:05
Am I wrong? You heard it ladies, the PSA.
27:09
I'm just saying. Hey, chat clip that.
27:15
But it's true. There's always some Ursula bitch
27:19
like lurking in the shadows trying to be like, I mean, I
27:23
don't know what. The paranoid about people.
27:27
It's the same like I've said, I'm ranting about beauty like
27:30
like a beauty and the beast too. But I'm just saying when I've
27:33
talked about these stories, there's some weird ass shit to
27:35
it. And people grew up watching this
27:39
24/7. Now we got dudes out here trying
27:43
to be gassed on and girls thinking that they're Bell and
27:46
all sorts of goofy shit. Like why?
27:49
Like, I wonder why people like, like, I don't know, you know?
27:51
Goofy. I could fix him, I could make
27:55
him better, I could make him better.
27:57
I could take this toxic dude who's a man beast and make him a
28:00
better person like I. Don't know that.
28:03
I'm sure you do, Beast. I'm sure you do.
28:08
In your castle with your wolves. I'm going to lock this old man
28:11
up. How dare you come into my castle
28:13
when you were being attacked by wolves?
28:15
Get in the dungeon. You're going to die here.
28:18
Hey, my dad's here. Free him.
28:20
Fine, bitch. You get in the cage.
28:22
That's that's the whole. That's how they're introduced.
28:25
I'll trade. I'll I'll let your dad live.
28:27
But then you're going to die in the cage, girl, that's crazy.
28:31
Seems like a fair trade off. No, man.
28:36
Therapy question #2 Would you rather smell everything too
28:42
strongly or taste everything too strongly?
28:46
Definitely smell. I definitely because I mean, I
28:50
know those are connected, so it's kind of a stupid question.
28:52
No. Well, no, it's not stupid, but I
28:55
would. Much rather it smell bad than
28:58
eating than well, yeah, just having having scents be overtly
29:03
strong. So let's just say that.
29:04
So if it smells good, it smells great.
29:06
If it smells bad, it smells awful.
29:08
I'd rather that than things like that tasted bad would taste
29:11
horrible. Like I I because that's like.
29:14
Super good. You could be a.
29:17
I'd rather because at least it'd be the same because things
29:20
already do taste good, so that'd be fine with that.
29:22
But the smell would be if it smelled, I could get over that.
29:27
Like a really awful taste of my mouth would just be like too.
29:29
Much better. Something that smells really,
29:32
really good, or something that tastes really, really good.
29:35
Probably tastes. Really, really good, right?
29:38
But that doesn't mean but. That doesn't.
29:41
But that doesn't mean that I'm also wanting to go to the
29:45
opposite direction and taste something that tastes really,
29:48
really bad. Because I think it's on a day.
29:50
To day basis things that would taste really, really, really
29:53
fucking bad. We don't even go near that shit,
29:56
that shit that could kill you. That's.
29:57
What I'm saying you don't get to choose normally what you smell,
30:01
right? You're just walking into scents.
30:03
Yeah, but. You can walk away from it, but
30:05
you. Choose what you put in your
30:06
mouth. Yeah, but you can walk away from
30:09
it. Yeah, but I don't have to so.
30:11
If you're like, oh, this milk is good.
30:13
And then you take a sip and you realize it's spoiled milk, it
30:16
would taste like like, oh, the worst spoiled milk ever.
30:19
Look at your face. I don't ever think that milk
30:21
tastes good or that is good and then taste it and it's not.
30:24
That's never happened to me. Well, if it did, that'd be it.
30:27
You'd be done. That's what I'm saying.
30:29
OK. And if I walked by like of, you
30:32
know, I don't know, someone's got a baby.
30:36
Say I was going to say it, it's going to be something racist.
30:38
Just say it if I walked by. A.
30:40
It wasn't. I.
30:42
Was thinking of like what? Would you walk by that smells
30:44
bad What would race and he and he sat there and you were like
30:48
if I walked by a. Baby, baby.
30:53
Baby like get out of here bro that was #15 on the list are.
30:58
You kidding? I don't even know what the
31:00
racist would smell bad. There you go.
31:08
There I go. Yeah, like mystical.
31:13
There you go. The race is right there.
31:21
I don't know. I don't.
31:21
Even know what I would say. I don't know, yeah, but I'd much
31:25
rather it smell bad than taste bad because then you can't get
31:27
the taste out of your mouth. You can walk away from the
31:30
smell, but you're going to be like they're going to be tasting
31:33
that nonstop. Nah bro, fuck that.
31:35
Nope. Nope.
31:37
Would you rather have high standards or low expectations?
31:46
See, I thought about this one. It's all, I mean, it's obviously
31:51
it's better to have high standards, right?
31:54
I'd say they'd be like, oh, like you should have high standards
31:57
for yourself and like what you want from like, you know, if
31:59
you're going to be motivated and want to excel at what you do,
32:04
you kind of have to maintain some sort of high standards.
32:06
So I think the like the, the politically correct appropriate
32:09
answer is high standards. But it's easier to survive life,
32:13
I think, if you have low expectations, especially of like
32:17
the things around you, rather than it being like necessarily
32:21
of yourself. So I don't know high standards
32:24
for oneself and low expectations of others.
32:28
You can't combine the two, but I don't think you can go wrong
32:31
with either because if you have low expectations, you're never
32:33
disappointed. So I've always said that if you
32:36
expect anything to happen, you're never going to be
32:38
surprised because anything's possible.
32:41
Like 999% of being a functioning adult is.
32:45
Anticipation and preparation should be paired, prepared for
32:49
anything to happen in any given time because it will and it can
32:52
and it will. And you should just anticipate
32:54
that happening at any time if you can do that.
32:57
And that's how you view like your finances, that's how you
33:00
view a lot of stuff. You can take care of some shit
33:02
and be prepared. So there's no like massive,
33:05
massive chop to your tree. And that normally comes from.
33:11
But if you have low expectations and you're like never surprised,
33:14
you're never like caught off guard or like feel like you got
33:18
screwed over. And that's like, you know, it's
33:19
almost being like a pessimist. Yeah.
33:23
Are you optimistic or are you pessimistic?
33:26
Like, no, I'm saying that's another way you could, almost
33:29
another way you could ask that same question.
33:31
Yeah. Like I'm obnoxiously positive.
33:35
I say that all the time because I just believe in myself and my
33:38
abilities and how far I've come and any challenges I really face
33:42
on a day-to-day now do not surmise to the same.
33:46
Size obnoxiously positive, different than toxic positivity.
33:51
Yeah, I'm just like, hey, like like we're going to get through
33:54
this shit. Like I'm not going to let this
33:57
current situation determine what the ending outcome will be.
34:00
I will never be one of those people.
34:02
I just, I wouldn't have made it this far if I had.
34:05
So I can. So I would say high standards,
34:09
but I do feel like I have high standards for myself in low
34:12
expectations for the most part because life's taught me that it
34:16
is humbling in that way, especially if you over rely or
34:22
have lost. Lofty expectations of others are
34:25
unrealistic and you got to learn through life what an unreal
34:29
unrealistic expectation is. It kind of teaches you that
34:33
through either of yourself or how do you have them of others
34:36
or vice versa. Final therapy question?
34:43
Therapy question #4 Would you rather always feel like your
34:48
phone buzzed when it didn't, or never feel it when it actually
34:52
does? Probably never feel it when it
34:56
actually does because then if I think that that's the solution,
35:00
because then you'd be able to check it.
35:03
You would just, you'd probably be an annoying person who was
35:05
always checking their phone. But like I keep my phone on
35:10
vibrate so I don't have like a ringtone or anything.
35:13
Well. That's what it means, I buzzed.
35:15
Yeah, but I mean, I like so, but it's talking about like you
35:17
always get the phantom buzz, so you're always you're a con.
35:20
So either way, you're going to be constantly checking your
35:22
phone. At least with one I'd be just
35:27
checking it on my own to make sure I didn't miss anything as
35:31
or the other would be like I'm always missing stuff.
35:35
No, I'd actually I'd rather have the the chances of me missing
35:38
something creates exclusivity. Oh, but like.
35:44
Supreme Oh, you actually caught her on the.
35:46
Phone. Wow.
35:46
Well. It's hard to.
35:47
I mean, you're not answering texts anyways.
35:50
That's not true. Well, it depends on what I'm
35:52
doing. It's a war zone right now.
35:56
I won't get into it, but it's a war zone for me, man.
35:58
I'm. Just fucking with you, dude.
36:00
All right? Articles.
36:03
Yeah, let's get into articles. What?
36:18
I wasn't able to access that article.
36:22
We're having technical difficulties, y'all From the AP
36:27
News. This website is impersonating a
36:34
website. Joseph tried to spam my phone.
36:43
This article is about a $50 million New York Ponzi scheme.
36:48
Yeah, so a Ponzi scheme out of New York.
36:54
Here we go. I got it.
36:55
Upstate New York man pleads guilty to Ponzi scheme.
36:59
Let me just copy this for you real quick and I'll drop it on
37:02
their. Opinion.
37:03
This is great podcasting y'all. I'll zip it, or at least I'm
37:06
fixing it in real time. Zip it, he said.
37:09
Dude. Captain Dick, Upstate New York
37:11
man pleads guilty to stealing more than 50 million in Ponzi
37:15
scheme I was like, oh shit, people are still doing Ponzi
37:18
schemes. People are still.
37:19
Of course they are. What are you talking about?
37:21
What do you think crypto is? But this is like an old school
37:26
Ponzi scheme and this dude was like old as fuck.
37:29
A businessman accused of stealing more than 50 million
37:32
from hundreds of people at upstate New York as part of a
37:35
massive Ponzi scheme pleaded guilty Tuesday to charges
37:38
stemming from the fraud, according to the state Attorney
37:41
General. Miles Burt Marshall faces 4 to
37:45
12 years in prison after pleading to 2nd degree grand
37:49
larceny, securities fraud and 1st degree scheme to defraud,
37:53
according to the Attorney General's office, which secured
37:56
an indictment against him last summer.
37:58
Marshall, 74, prepared taxes and sold insurance in the quaint
38:03
village of Hamilton near Colgate University.
38:06
For decades he also took money for what sometimes called for
38:10
what was sometimes called called the 8% fund, which guaranteed
38:15
that much an annual interest. He took money from neighbors,
38:18
churches and area organizations with referrals often coming
38:22
through word of mouth. This is old school bro.
38:25
This has been doing this for. Bernie Madoff type shit.
38:28
Like all these have been like while others are falling off.
38:31
He had like this a one man little scheme going for decades
38:34
and like, and obviously he was paying people out so he was able
38:38
to maintain it like with that word of mouth.
38:40
That's where it's like, so the Ponzi scheme can only go so far
38:43
where it needs the support of the people around it.
38:46
So it's like, no, no, no, no, no.
38:50
But even if it's just like Bernie Manoff and hey, I'm your
38:53
financial advisor, it's this guy.
38:55
I, I, I have this 8% fund thing, it's not like there's other
38:59
people really going out there doing it for him.
39:03
He's getting the referrals of like my guy, Bert is badass.
39:06
Right. He's taking care of like the
39:08
people at the top of the pyramid.
39:09
And then they're referring out to, yeah.
39:12
Other people, that's what I'm saying is there's like a Ponzi
39:15
schemes are able to peripheral, peripheralate through a
39:21
community by the word of mouth, especially if it's a one man
39:24
army or a one man team. He's able to accomplish that
39:27
because he gets referrals. That's crazy.
39:29
It's like I'm ripping off people and they're like recommending me
39:33
to others multi level. Marketing bro.
39:36
Yeah, because he did prepared taxes and sold and sold
39:38
insurance. Who did the 8% fund?
39:41
But a bankruptcy trustee later determined that Marshall had
39:44
been using the new investment money to pay off previous
39:48
investors. By 2011, he eventually owed owed
39:51
almost 1000 people in organizations, organizations
39:54
about 95 million in principle. Jesus.
39:58
So he started. Paying people off in 2011.
40:02
He just got popped 4 to 12 years in prison at 74.
40:08
Is that that bad? It's a life sentence.
40:11
Yeah, but I mean, OK, life sentence, you got to live it up
40:14
till you were 7475, multi million running around
40:19
globetrotting, ripping off churches and now you're just
40:23
going to what, like vibe out with a low, low security prison,
40:26
watching Netflix in on your little tablet, 3 hots and a cot.
40:31
And we don't know if he's got kids, if he's lonely, maybe they
40:36
can come visit him. I'm just saying Latia.
40:42
James said Marshall also spent his investors funds on shopping,
40:45
vacations and restaurants. See, he lived his best life.
40:50
Is that Latisha James? Yeah, well, it's, it's not
40:54
spelled Latisha, but attorney General.
40:56
Yeah, it's got to let, it's got to be Latisha, but they put it
40:59
LET Letia LILETITIA like Letitia.
41:10
That's her parents breath. OK I don't know, I'm just saying
41:14
it wasn't Letitia Miles Burton Marshall scammed his clients out
41:19
of their life savings and used their hard earned money to fuel
41:21
a classic Ponzi scheme. He had a prepared release.
41:25
Marshall scheduled to be sentenced on June 11th.
41:28
I'm in shock and a little upset he didn't get more time.
41:31
I don't feel like justice was served.
41:33
Who has who is owed 40K wrote in a text after the plea.
41:38
He has ruined so many of our lives.
41:40
Marshall had made good on his promises to pay interest and
41:43
process withdrawals for many years, but he filed for Chapter
41:46
11 bankruptcy protection in 2023 after a hospitalization from a
41:51
heart condition and a subsequent run run on note holders asking
41:55
for their money back. He declared that more than 90
41:58
million in liabilities and 21 million in assets.
42:02
So yeah, this dude had a fucking like heart attack.
42:05
So people freaked out one of their money back and that's how
42:08
he got caught. So now he's just going to be
42:10
getting like, good, he get free medication, good 24/7 round
42:15
round the clock. I'm dead serious.
42:17
Around the clock doctors. Around the clock doctors.
42:22
Yeah, if he has another heart attack, he's going to be infer
42:25
me right there, No traffic. Doesn't everybody have around
42:29
the clock doctor then? Yeah.
42:31
But you got to drive to the hospital.
42:33
He's there's a hospital attached to the prison.
42:35
So that's where it's like he might just, he's going to live
42:37
it up. If he's got any money hidden,
42:40
it's going to be on the books. He's going to be the Roman king,
42:42
dude. God damn.
42:44
I'm just saying. Doesn't sound that fun.
42:47
That's not the best. We don't know what his
42:50
day-to-day was like. It's our boy.
42:57
I can't go to any of these pages that you have.
42:59
Really. Yeah.
43:02
Dang, I'll pull up another one. Great podcasting.
43:15
Great. Podcasting for sure.
43:19
The next article pretty much is just discussing this whole issue
43:27
with Mike Vrabel and Diana Rossini.
43:30
So for the listeners, if you don't know, Mike Vrabel is the
43:33
head coach of the New England Patriots.
43:37
He is a former Patriot football player, three time Super Bowl
43:40
champ, you know, legit. I mean, he was pretty good
43:45
linebacker, but he, you know, would catch touchdowns as a
43:48
tight end sometimes. He was a player that he's been a
43:51
coach and now he's on the Patriots.
43:53
So he's always brought up in high regard and it's been around
43:58
the league for a really long time.
44:00
Went to the Super Bowl last year.
44:02
Yeah, was in the Super Bowl last year and they got smoked.
44:05
But he coached a young team to the Super Bowl, so there is now
44:09
on the other side, there's Diana Rossini.
44:11
Diana Rossini has been in this, I mean, been around us since
44:16
basically we've been watching football, she's been a news
44:19
anchor, sports writer. She's been kind of all over the
44:22
place sideline reporting. I mean, she's one of these
44:25
female figures in sports that has been around for a very long
44:28
time. Well, it came out and we, I
44:31
brought it up for a little bit on the pod a few weeks ago where
44:34
there's a scandal that came out where there's pictures of them
44:36
like out and about look like they were both cheating on their
44:40
spouses at some resort together. Now it's become this whole
44:46
spiralling kind of crazy fucking story.
44:50
And really what why I bring it up, it's not just because of the
44:53
gossip. Like it is kind of funny because
44:55
allegedly they've been fooling around since 2020.
45:01
She named her kid Michael like Mike.
45:04
Yeah, no way. Yes no dude it's like super
45:07
weird. So allegedly, like they started
45:10
full like this started to happen like during COVID time bubble
45:14
then. And that's whenever Rossini
45:17
started getting these big news drops, like she was the first to
45:20
report that the Patriots were closing their facility due to
45:23
COVID. Like, and it's like obviously
45:25
she might have gotten that information for Tennessee.
45:27
Maybe I think maybe it was the Titans.
45:29
And he was the head coach of the Titans at the time.
45:31
So this has been going on since before he was with the Patriots.
45:34
But yeah, this whole this story's been coming out where
45:39
allegedly they started fooling around, then they both got
45:42
married so that he was married at the time she got married
45:46
shortly after they she started fooling around with this guy had
45:51
her. I got pregnant with her
45:53
husband's kid maybe and now and then names her kid Mike.
46:00
Super weird, super fucking weird.
46:03
And then there's other pictures and videos of them like out and
46:05
about at bars and clubs, like making out super messy.
46:10
But the one thing that makes it really messy is she's a MVP
46:15
voter. She is a senior sports writer,
46:18
so she has a lot of pull in this industry.
46:21
And it's like actually a way bigger scandal besides just the
46:25
fooling around with each other part.
46:26
It brings in the integrity of the NFL.
46:29
So that's why you're not hearing a lot about it as much as you
46:31
probably should because of the implications it has towards
46:35
other things that involve the NFL and the writers associations
46:40
and the way the votes are casted.
46:43
And is there personal bias and how reporting is?
46:45
You would think she's also. She's the one who dropped the
46:48
story where it's like was dropping the stories like, oh,
46:51
AJ Brown's unhappy and he might won't be traded to the traded to
46:56
the Titan or from the Titans to the Eagles, or we might trade,
47:00
he might go to the Patriots. So those stories were coming out
47:03
were from Rossini. And if she's fucking the head
47:05
coach of the team and he's telling her, oh, we're going to
47:08
try to trade for A.J. Brown from the Philadelphia
47:11
Eagles and she's the one releasing that story.
47:14
It's just pretty wild. So this whole circumstance is
47:16
kind of cringy. But I mean, right, I'm not are
47:20
you? I'm not surprised by this at
47:22
all. No.
47:24
Right. I mean, I just like it.
47:27
Well, like the the fact that you said it was they started hooking
47:29
up in 2020 makes more sense because it's like, bro, you just
47:32
got this like sick job and you went to the Super Bowl.
47:35
Like why are you fucking it up? But you've been fucking it up.
47:40
And she's resigned from her position.
47:42
He's steadfast. So he skipped the third day of
47:45
the draft and was went to Salt, went to go to counseling with
47:48
his wife 'cause he's still married, and then went to Salt
47:51
Lake City. He was seen shopping with his
47:53
wife in Salt Lake City. And there was a video of him at
47:56
the airport where some dude was like, hey, man, how you holding
47:58
up? And he's just like, oh,
48:00
motherfucker. I mean, it's crazy that he's
48:02
going to keep. But I mean, think about it.
48:04
The Patriots have the worst luck.
48:07
They go all the way. They have Spygate where they're
48:11
recording people's practices illegally and winning Super
48:14
Bowls. Then they have Deflategate.
48:16
That's the worst luck. And now they're finally kind of
48:20
clear of that, get back to the Super Bowl, They're without Bill
48:23
Belichick, they're done with Tom Brady, They can stop talking
48:26
about all that shit. And now their head coach is
48:28
banging Diana Rossini, and she may or may not have named her
48:33
kid after. Him.
48:33
That's insane. That's insane.
48:36
That's insane and now they've gone back and running all these
48:40
clips of her could. You imagine that you were
48:43
married to someone, you guys had your first kid and and she
48:48
wanted to name your son whatever and Mike.
48:52
And then you found out that she was fucking somebody named Mike.
48:55
Did she? She sent.
48:56
Out that would kill me did I she like she she.
48:58
Posted a tweet that was like, I'm sitting here holding my
49:02
newborn and wondering, thinking of how many Great Hall of Fame
49:05
football players and coaches are named Mike.
49:09
Like basically being like is my said that yes, it's a real
49:12
tweet. I'm not even kidding you.
49:14
That's a real tweet. Like right after she had this
49:17
kid bro like on some straight like mega hoe shit.
49:22
It's. Crazy.
49:24
It's crazy, dude. It's crazy.
49:28
And there's clips of her talking about how her husband's average,
49:31
like grilling this dude on TV when she's been on ESPN and
49:34
shit, like just like dogging this bro dude.
49:37
So it's like, I feel so bad for this guy and I feel bad for his
49:41
wife too, but so bad for old dude 'cause she's like, imagine,
49:45
yeah, you find that out and then these tweets are resurfacing and
49:49
like, who is she fucking? A Hall of Fame?
49:52
I. Don't even know if I could.
49:53
Like, hold on, hold on. How many Great Hall of how many
49:58
Hall of Fame football players and coaches are named Mike?
50:03
And in the time she is having an affair, she'd started an affair
50:08
a year previously with a Hall of Fame football player and coach
50:12
named Mike. That's crazy.
50:19
If I was his friend, if I was his friend, I'd hand him the
50:22
gun. I'd like to carry a gun, dude.
50:23
You got to DNA test the kid. You can't not.
50:26
Obviously. Like you can't not and like I've
50:28
never been one be like, Oh, you better DNA test that baby
50:30
because that's kind of crazy. But I mean, I'm not if no it's
50:35
and I don't think it's crazy to do it, but I do think if you
50:38
wait like 9 years and you're like, I don't think this is my
50:41
kid, 'cause this kids not young now this kids like.
50:44
Well, he didn't know that he was named after a fucking football
50:47
player that was fucking his wife.
50:49
Yeah, in that moment, yeah, you go get the test.
50:51
Yeah, for sure, for sure. Messy.
50:56
Well, no, no, what you do is you get the conservatorship, you get
50:59
the, you get the conservatorship, then you get
51:01
the test. But then side note, too, there's
51:03
a whole silencing campaign around these, around this where
51:08
like Chris Sims was talking about it on the podcast, like no
51:12
one, no one's talking about it because it's like the NFL is
51:15
shushing it up. So Chris Sims talked about it.
51:18
He does Sunday Night Football. He got removed from Sunday Night
51:20
Football the next day. Wow.
51:22
For making comments about it on his podcast, on his show, they
51:26
removed the the NFL removed him from.
51:30
The NFL is like saying that they're getting a stake in the
51:32
ESPN. It's like come on y'all, what
51:34
are we doing? Isn't that crazy though?
51:36
So they're like silencing people?
51:38
There's been other. To Billy Simmons, like back in
51:41
the day. There's another female writer
51:44
who was making fun of her for resigning and being like,
51:48
basically you're a hoe because she's been also connected to
51:51
other interesting coaches and like, yeah, like, like dudes
51:56
like kind of being like a little bit of a home wrecker or like,
51:59
kind of going about it that way. That's just, you know, through
52:02
the rumor mill that has gone around and previously in the
52:04
past. And there was someone who was
52:06
calling her out on that and she got fired from her job for
52:10
talking smack to Diana Rossini on social media.
52:15
Yeah. It's, it's a it's a bigger.
52:17
It's a really big scandal. I think they're really putting a
52:20
lid on it to try to not have it blow up because it brings into
52:24
into it like the integrity of the league and the voting and a
52:28
lot of other things. So I make it difficult because
52:31
you look like baseball. You can point at so many fucking
52:34
flaws in the Baseball Writers Association and the people who
52:37
vote for, you know, the Cooperstown and people going to
52:40
the Baseball Hall of Fame. It's a lot of old fucking Dick
52:44
heads who still vote on who gets to go.
52:46
They have like personal grudges and that's what the NFL tries to
52:50
not be. So if there are those things
52:52
happening and like sex is involved, that's pretty crazy.
52:55
So no next article. So the United Arab Emirates is
53:25
deciding to leave OPEC. What are your thoughts on this?
53:29
I'm sure without even having the article you're have quite a bit
53:33
to say about it, but. I don't have quite a bit, but I
53:36
mean, OPEC is like the oil fucking cartel that has like
53:41
Saudi Arabia and Iran and Russia.
53:45
I forget who else is in there. It was like OPEC Plus, Yeah.
53:50
Well, key facts. The UAE on Tuesday announced it
53:53
will no longer be a member of the Organization of the
53:55
Petroleum Exporting Countries, OPEC, starting May 1st after
53:59
reflecting on its long term strategic and economic vision, a
54:04
move that could impact the group's ability to control the
54:06
supply of oil, prices of oil and prices around the world.
54:12
The company made the announcement to leave the
54:14
so-called oil cartel via the state-run Wham News agency
54:19
incited near near term volatility in the market and it
54:23
is already ramp up investment in domestic energy production.
54:28
So they're just going into work for themselves.
54:32
Yeah, I guess. I mean, I also wonder like how
54:34
effective OPEC is anyways now that Venezuela got decapitated.
54:38
And then also the United States is the largest exporter of
54:41
energy in the in the world and we're not in OPEC.
54:44
So it might just, it might be like an obsolete thing and like
54:48
with Russia and Iran being like sanctioned out the because.
54:51
Trump is praising them, saying it's a good thing.
54:55
Yeah, of course Trump is. I mean, it probably is like some
54:57
nefarious shit because like so the head of who runs UAE, it's
55:06
Mohammed, it's MBZ and he's Mohammed bin Salman's like
55:11
cousin and they like hate each other now.
55:14
And so I'm sure like some of that's in play.
55:17
And then also they invested they own 49% of World Liberty
55:21
Financial, which is the fucking company of Trump's shit coin.
55:27
So the UA ES like they paid like billions of dollars like of like
55:33
billions of dollars of that crypto.
55:34
So like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:36
Yeah, so they're like in with the Trump's.
55:39
So I don't know. I'm sure it's something
55:40
nefarious. Yeah, Trump, in exchange with
55:43
the reports of the Oval Office Wednesday, said it was.
55:45
The move was great. I think ultimately it's a good
55:47
thing for getting the gas prices to go down, getting oil down,
55:51
getting everything down. The UA ES decision to leave the
55:54
group comes after a after it criticized fellow Arab states
55:58
for not doing enough to protect the region from attacks during
56:01
the when the Iran war started by the US and Israel in February.
56:06
The UAE has been hit with more missiles from Iran than Israel.
56:14
For the third largest OPEC oil producer behind Saudi Arabia and
56:18
Iraq, the decision to withdraw from the alliance signals
56:21
internal disputes that could impact the group's influence
56:25
over global markets. The UAE will also leave APEC
56:29
plus a border to Alliance Formula 2016 that encompasses
56:33
Opec's 12 core members plus ten other major producers, including
56:37
Russia, Mexico and Kazakhstan. Hell yeah.
56:40
Shout out Kazakhstan. Yeah.
56:43
What to watch for changing oil prices.
56:45
The price of Brent crude slipped slightly on Tuesday after the
56:49
UAE announced it would be leaving OPAC, but on Wednesday
56:51
it's soared to a new wartime high of 119 and 99 per barrel.
56:57
US gasoline prices jumped the national average to 423 a gallon
57:01
on Wednesday, also a high since the Iran war began.
57:05
Brent traded for a good 95-A barrel 2 weeks ago and 72 just
57:09
before the conflict started. Yeah.
57:14
And I heard it's like actually like not good for what?
57:18
Like the oil producers for oil to be this high, because then it
57:22
it gets to a point where people just start cutting back on like,
57:25
what? Like they're like purchases of
57:28
oil products, petroleum products.
57:31
So it's like there's like a sweet spot.
57:32
And so it's like not this is like not good for anybody.
57:36
Yeah, for sure. Analysts have noted that Opec's
57:39
grip on the global oil market has weakened over time as a
57:42
production outside of member countries has surged.
57:46
The non OPEC oil supply, including that from Brazil and
57:49
the United States, has reportedly grown fast enough to
57:51
partially offset cuts in the supply from other countries.
57:56
Like what they're trying to say whenever the the straits closed.
57:59
We make a lot of money. I mean, it's pretty crazy.
58:02
It's, I mean, this whole, it's that there's so much shake up
58:07
going on over there, right? Now it's pretty the the New
58:13
World Order is over do. You think?
58:21
Yeah, dude. Final article White House
58:24
Correspondents dinner shooting charged with attempting to
58:27
assassinate the President No, I'm right off the bat.
58:30
Real or not real, Do you think it was a real assassination
58:33
attempt or do you think it was bullshit?
58:35
I mean, I only always lean into like, not everything's a fucking
58:38
conspiracy theory, but. Come on man, it should be.
58:42
Grow up. Grow up dude.
58:45
I mean, I've got me. Sit back up, we had two comfy.
58:48
My brother said his conservative friends thinks it's stage and
58:51
then I've got friends who are liberal who think it's stage so.
58:54
Yeah, dude, apparently the security, there's more security
58:57
like a fucking Chief Keef concert than was at this thing.
59:01
Well, at this stage, what is this?
59:03
How much security? 'Cause then it's in CI.
59:05
Need my ballroom. That was, I think that was they
59:09
thought of that afterwards and they're like, they're like
59:13
yo-yo, yo-yo. This is how we can get the
59:14
ballroom to not. Sound so stupid?
59:16
Ballroom dog say. The ballroom, bro.
59:19
Like, so so that people don't think it's such like a fucking
59:21
pet project. Yeah, suspect Charles Coral
59:25
Thomas Allen, the suspect in the White House Correspondents
59:29
dinner shooting. Like, why was the fool naked
59:31
too? He had like no clothes on and
59:32
shit. I was like, why is he in a
59:33
blanket? Like in the picture of him, he's
59:37
on the carpet with his hands behind his back.
59:38
I'm like, dude, where's your shirt, bro?
59:40
Like, what the fuck? You got caught.
59:43
You got caught too. So like, if you're going to go
59:45
shirtless, don't get caught. Like just go down.
59:47
Go down with the cause. Like but now you would like
59:49
you're hog tied shirtless on the floor.
59:51
Bro maybe they ripped the shirt off.
59:53
Maybe that's weird you shouldn't should have gotten caught made
59:57
its first court appearance Monday and was charged with
59:59
attempting to assassinate the president on the social shows a
1:00:03
shift from video games to political rage, reaction to
1:00:06
rhetoric rhetoric. At the Daily Press briefing, the
1:00:09
White House press secretary, Miss Miss Levitt, sought to
1:00:14
shift blame for a rise in political violence to Democrats
1:00:17
while a mini. Incendiary rhetoric coming from
1:00:20
Republicans and from Donald Trump.
1:00:21
Her remarks drew sharp rebuke from White House Democratic or
1:00:25
from House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries.
1:00:28
Security under scrutiny. Separately, Senate Democratic
1:00:31
Whip Dick Durbin said he saw no indication of a security lapse
1:00:36
at the event after he and Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck
1:00:39
Grassley were briefed by the Secret Service.
1:00:43
I don't know man. Good thing Chuck Grassley is on
1:00:45
top of it. I told you he's still in
1:00:46
Congress. He's so fucking crazy.
1:00:49
Cash Patel's on the case. They've accessed the shooting
1:00:53
suspect's cell phone. Dude, Cash Patel's such a mess.
1:00:58
Like it's crazy. Like how much of a mess this guy
1:01:01
is. So you almost like feel bad?
1:01:03
For him, No. Get the fuck out of here googly
1:01:06
eyed cash Patel. Googly eyed.
1:01:12
He is a little googly eyed, that's true.
1:01:15
Patel told Fox News in an interview.
1:01:16
FBI gained access into his phone, lawfully utilized all
1:01:20
methods including search warrants.
1:01:22
However, he has to say like, no, but we got search warrants and
1:01:24
we got into the phone. So yeah, I'd hope so.
1:01:27
You don't shouldn't have to tell us that.
1:01:28
It makes me wonder if you actually did.
1:01:30
Provided to us by our great partners at the Department of
1:01:33
Justice. I'm sure you got them.
1:01:34
Then it didn't really need much. Patel also said FBI technicians
1:01:38
would review other evidence and devices collected during the
1:01:41
investigation. We're always living to lawfully
1:01:44
obtain information. That's why the FBI immediately
1:01:46
launched teams to Los Angeles to interview his family and New
1:01:50
London, CT where we obtained valuable information.
1:01:53
We also dispatched fixed wing aircraft all across the country
1:01:57
to transport any evidence and devices that were collected in
1:02:01
the home and were to immediately, immediately
1:02:04
exploited by our technicians back here in Washington and down
1:02:07
at Quantico. I mean, the whole thing is super
1:02:12
stupid. I don't know what like how he
1:02:14
thought he was going to make it through.
1:02:15
He tried to run by the security guys, knock somebody over, and
1:02:20
then it was like pretty much done.
1:02:23
I don't really understand. It is interesting though, that
1:02:26
he's avoided going to the White House Correspondents Dinner the
1:02:30
whole time, and this is the first time he goes, and when he
1:02:32
does, there's an assassination attempt.
1:02:34
Maybe because there would have been that one be fed any of them
1:02:37
if he went. And them the other woman is he
1:02:43
when you watch the video of him being escorted out like he's
1:02:47
taken out last he trips in like falls, busts his ass, but they
1:02:51
like get JD Banson. They're like snatching up all
1:02:54
these other. Yeah.
1:02:54
So he was like, yeah, we're going.
1:02:56
It's almost like they waited for the that photo op.
1:02:59
They waited but they didn't. But they didn't get it 'cause he
1:03:01
face planted right. I don't know, dude.
1:03:07
I'm just saying like he's incompetent.
1:03:09
He's incompetent. RFK running, RFK running away
1:03:12
and is ditching his wife like he's she's like 4.
1:03:15
People behind Hell's girlfriend was in a in a closet with some
1:03:18
other dude and he was holding her hand.
1:03:19
Yeah, I heard that. He's like, yeah, I heard that.
1:03:21
That's so funny. Like they, they cash Patel's
1:03:23
safe and some other man's in a room with his girlfriend holding
1:03:26
her hand. It's like, what?
1:03:28
That's weird. They had to put him on blast,
1:03:31
you know? Cash is like we need to we need
1:03:34
to water board him and hook him up to a polygraph probably.
1:03:37
Apparently he polygraphs like everybody all the time.
1:03:40
He's not to be confused with Polymarket, where he places
1:03:42
bets. True.
1:03:45
No, but who was it? There was somebody in someone's
1:03:49
security detail. Who one of these people who's
1:03:53
placed these big bets, they found out who one of them was
1:03:56
it? Was a guy who went to Venezuela
1:03:58
who's a part of the the raid to get Maduro.
1:04:00
He placed the the $400,000 bet or the he made $400,000?
1:04:04
Yeah. Yeah, before, but I mean, did
1:04:06
they arrest him for that? Yeah, he's indicted.
1:04:10
What are they going to? How was that?
1:04:12
They're like profiting off of like national security
1:04:17
information. You're like putting people at
1:04:22
risk and people are betting on like.
1:04:23
He was already at risk. Yeah, but you're, you're,
1:04:27
you're. He was out there doing.
1:04:28
It you're signaling to Venezuela that we're coming to invade you.
1:04:34
OK, I can see that. Well, that's what it is.
1:04:37
Venezuela on polymarket? I don't think so.
1:04:41
Yeah, dude. Maduro is like, no, what's that?
1:04:44
Well, he got caught. Yeah, and the guy was right.
1:04:49
Let him keep it. No, it's illegal to insider
1:04:55
trade. Well, that's not that's outsider
1:04:57
trading outside. He's outside the country.
1:04:59
It's in international waters. If you need a lawyer dog, come
1:05:03
find me. Suspected Shooters 2024 Social
1:05:06
media posts show a shift of political rage, shows these
1:05:15
pictures of his guns. I'm burned like it's weird.
1:05:23
I'm kind of burned out on assassinations now.
1:05:27
You know, but is it like it doesn't carry the?
1:05:31
Same. It doesn't carry the same
1:05:33
impact. I feel like it's lost its luster
1:05:35
but it was like oh shit now I'm like oh.
1:05:37
Well, he got shot in the ear the first time and the other times,
1:05:40
no, no, no, he wasn't actually like in danger yet.
1:05:44
Oh that's that sounds bad but it's like Nah man.
1:05:46
Like we've seen 3 assassination attempts, 1's been successful.
1:05:51
Successful. None of them that.
1:05:52
Well, not not on Trump. Just in over the path.
1:05:55
We've seen like somebody shoot at somebody.
1:05:59
One of them happened and now we have, you know, the stair queen
1:06:03
that is Erica Kirk. The other two, it's like that's
1:06:07
33%, like that's not. Hall of Fame status If if if if
1:06:12
the baseball writers are if the baseball players are voting for
1:06:14
you. Well, that I, I don't want to
1:06:18
say that I want to get red listed flagged, but that would
1:06:23
be funny when I've taken a, a Trump quote that's like, I like
1:06:25
when my like my war heroes that don't.
1:06:28
That I've already said that to. I've said that to my mom.
1:06:31
Yeah, yeah. It's just, you know, it's losing
1:06:36
its luster. Like Dave, if they're just going
1:06:38
to miss and it's not going to happen or it's going to be dumb
1:06:40
like this half baked plan. These are like, I don't know,
1:06:43
like Benny Hill assassination attempts.
1:06:46
Like, so this dude tried to run by security.
1:06:48
Hold on, apparent, maybe allegedly shirtless, right?
1:06:52
So some shirtless dudes running around a hotel and no one stops
1:06:54
him until he's trying to breakthrough security?
1:06:56
Get the fuck out of here. No shoes, no shirt, no service.
1:07:00
Doesn't matter if you're a guest or not.
1:07:02
Put some goddamn clothes on. Then the other one that it's
1:07:05
like obvious that there's some dude laying on top of a building
1:07:09
trying to shoot it at him and he hits him in the ear, but it's
1:07:12
other he's not that far away. Like people are like, hey, who's
1:07:15
that guy using that ladder climbing over there?
1:07:17
These are like Betty Hill 3 Stooges style assassination
1:07:20
attempts. And then they're failing.
1:07:22
So it's just like, weren't, weren't like it's like, you
1:07:25
know, I don't know. Just don't say 8647, you know?
1:07:32
Oh yeah, careful with that man. You said that.
1:07:34
I didn't say it. Just don't say that.
1:07:37
Yeah, but somebody should say that.
1:07:46
But so apparently this happened again.
1:07:49
Now he's trying to push for his ballroom.
1:07:51
Do you think this gets him the ballroom?
1:07:55
No, fuck him and his ballroom. The ballroom's like it could
1:08:01
only fit a third of those people anyways.
1:08:02
It's nothing to do with the fucking ballroom.
1:08:04
The the ballroom's going to have some AI that's going to like,
1:08:07
destroy the planet. Probably.
1:08:10
Like hello, Donald. Like it's going to be some big
1:08:13
talking like eyeball on like a digital eyeball on a wall like
1:08:17
Jarvis or some shit from Iron Man.
1:08:19
But he picked some like a really annoying like.
1:08:24
British, probably. No, because he is.
1:08:27
He loves British people. The fucking Brits were.
1:08:30
The Brits were in town today, yesterday, whatever day it was.
1:08:41
So I don't know, do you think this happens again?
1:08:42
Do you think people keep trying to do this?
1:08:44
There's just going to be more of like this stupid high right
1:08:48
reel, like America's dumbest criminals.
1:08:50
We're going to have more episodes of that.
1:08:52
Yeah, I mean, Barack Obama got Secret Service early and his
1:08:55
when he was running for president because he got so many
1:08:56
death threats. I mean, this is just, you know,
1:08:59
Trump said it. He's like, it's like they only
1:09:02
try to assassinate the significant presidents. 1/8 of
1:09:07
the presidents have been assassinated over attempted
1:09:10
assassination attempts. Yeah, like some math breakdown
1:09:13
on it of. Course it is some sabermetric
1:09:17
that sounds like Derek Jeter. Yeah, I hate.
1:09:23
It, I hate it so much 'cause instantly he's like, oh now
1:09:29
we're breaking to this. He's still like in the same
1:09:31
outfit like happened again Teflon Don like did.
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You see the interview with what's her name and on 60
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Minutes and she's like, he said he didn't want like rapists.
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And he's like, he's like. You would say that you would
1:09:49
say. She's like, oh, you thought I
1:09:50
was talking about you? She's like, why?
1:09:53
She's like, what makes you think I was talking about you or?
1:09:56
He was talking about you. Yeah.
1:09:57
Oh, do you think he was talking about you?
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Yeah, yeah, 'cause like he's instantly like I.
1:10:02
Think I was waiting. I was waiting for you to say
1:10:04
that, yeah. 'Cause you're 'cause I knew.
1:10:06
You would 'cause you're a whole terrible.
1:10:08
You're disgusting. You're a horrible woman.
1:10:11
I can't believe you'd say something like that on 60
1:10:13
Minutes. I'm not a rapist.
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He's like, I'm not a rapist like how he says it.
1:10:19
You're just like bro. Yeah, how he says it.
1:10:21
Yeah. I never raped anybody.
1:10:23
It's like there's a kid who's got caught like red handed.
1:10:26
It's like dude, so. Never.
1:10:28
Raped. Anybody.
1:10:30
And you know, Barry Weiss is over there.
1:10:31
Like I can't believe she said that.
1:10:35
Probably. Yes, All right.
1:10:38
You got anything else? Met his eight bitches.
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Oh that's a a new angle. Is this a new angle for you?
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1:11:10
Beth, I don't mean to laugh, but however you say that.
1:11:15
I just I've heard people doing that lately.
1:11:17
Yeah, they don't mean to do it at the beginning of the video.
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going to talk about Yeah. Our crusade in Iran.
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Y'all be good, be safe, stay out of trouble, and as always, go
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fuck yourselves. Shut our Lord and Savior Jesus
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Christ. Yeah, I don't mind, baby.
1:11:46
You can spend the whole night, stay the night with me.
1:11:50
All black and white, baby, except the reddest on your lips.
1:11:55
Me, your eyes, baby. Old.
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Say his. Come sit on me.
1:12:01
Call me your tongue. I'm out of body now.
1:12:44
The body's on the ground. You got some demons and you
1:12:48
think you need to let them out. The word is caving in.
1:12:51
Everything just goes shit. But I'm onto it.
1:12:57
This all I feel is you. The way that's shaking outsiders
1:13:02
is wrong. Spread your legs for me, watch
1:13:47
me eat my way till your heart soul is tainted.
1:13:50
But you swear you're not afraid of the dark on your fingers
1:13:54
through my hair while you're staring at the stars loading
1:13:57
guns on my hair. Ready when you hard like you
1:14:04
don't need me. But you do it.
1:14:06
Don't come and say your number. But you keep calling.
1:14:08
When it's 2:00 AM again. You don't love it.
1:14:11
You just love the way I let you pretend.
1:14:13
You say I got demons. Yeah, I let them not to play.
1:14:16
You don't want to keep on feeding Every reason that I
1:14:19
stay. Yeah.
1:14:20
Just saying that you hate me. Why you begging me to stay?
1:14:23
If I leave you in the dark, you'll be the one who's afraid.
1:14:27
You don't want me. You just need me.
1:14:31
When it hurts when you're drifting out your body.
1:14:36
I'm the. One who makes it worse.
1:14:41
I'm my body. Yeah.
1:14:44
I put you out your body. Say you hate me, but you're
1:14:48
eating. I'm the only one I've got you.
1:14:52
So lay with me while I hold you. You don't even know me.
1:14:59
As long as you're here, I won't move.
1:15:02
But you, I don't wanna be lonely.
1:15:06
I know there's no one coming to the rescue.
1:15:08
So you keep coming back to me. I know I should feel scared too.
1:15:16
But all I feel is you. The way that shame.
1:15:20
I feel it too. Outside of this room, nothing is
1:15:26
sacred. Nothing sacred with me.
1:15:30
Look at the moon, baby. Keep praying.
1:15:35
Pray you never leave me body, 'cause I love the way you taste
1:15:41
me. Yeah, I love the way you make me
1:15:44
body, Body, body, body, body, body.
1:15:50
I'll put you by your body. Body, Body, body, body, body,
1:15:57
body. I'll put you by your body.