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Z for Zendaya | Son of a Boy Dad #423 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: All right, ready, yeah, already. Welcome back to the Sun
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  Speaker 5: of a Boy A podcast today. It is what is
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  Speaker 5: this for Thursday?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is Tuesday.
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  Speaker 5: It is ten thirty am, July twenty eighth. We are
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  Speaker 5: here live from HQ three.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back. How we feeling?
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  Speaker 1: Boy was comedians cosplaying in his podcasters?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, founders cosplaying his operators.
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  Speaker 5: There's a content creators doing one on ones thinking of pro.
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  Speaker 1: And the mayor cosplaying as president.
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  Speaker 4: You know how I know.
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  Speaker 1: You missed a good Kyle.
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  Speaker 5: Kus You missed a great riff.
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  Speaker 1: You know who Kyle Kuzman is, the basketball.
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  Speaker 4: Player of course.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been tweeting some heavy AI. He said. Does
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  Speaker 1: that read his AI.
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  Speaker 4: To you mayor playing president? Oh Jesus Christ, Yeah, he
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  Speaker 4: doesn't talk this way.
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  Speaker 1: No one talks to the founder playing operator.
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  Speaker 4: A father becomes a son, a son becomes king.
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  Speaker 5: Twitter has really got a real serious vibe to it.
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  Speaker 4: No, this is making me think of. Really, what it's
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  Speaker 4: making me think of is Maximus his speech to commodists
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  Speaker 4: when he's like followed to a motive son, husband to
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  Speaker 4: a motor wife, commander of the amis, and I will
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  Speaker 4: have my vengeance in this life of the next.
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  Speaker 1: It's really it makes me think of like Mufassa explaining
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  Speaker 1: the circle of life to Simba.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is weird. Why go there?
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  Speaker 5: Because this is what it's like. They're not on Twitter anymore.
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  Speaker 5: This is what every tweet looks like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know, people like, uh, you're not missing anything.
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  Speaker 4: People excoriated me for leaving Twitter, and they're like, you're
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  Speaker 4: just trying to, you know, you avoid negative backlash to
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  Speaker 4: your work. You're so sensitive. It's like, no, I was
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  Speaker 4: trying to avoid Yeah, yeah, negative backlash to the world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your people are just like tweeting to a cacophony
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  Speaker 1: of other AI bodies. Sound dude, it's it that accounts.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing makes you feel more like like insane than like
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  Speaker 5: like reading a tweet, then reading a reply that it
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  Speaker 5: doesn't make any sense and then you're like this conversation
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  Speaker 5: never happened, Like this never, this never took place.
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  Speaker 4: You can go into robots.
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  Speaker 1: You can oh and see like how many accounts are
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  Speaker 1: dead that follow you, and like it's like sixty or
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  Speaker 1: like forty percent of the accounts are like dead accounts,
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  Speaker 1: so they're either AI or dormant accounts. But Twitter continues
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  Speaker 1: to use them and like populate them as numbers. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: numbers will grow because all they care about is the
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  Speaker 1: bottom line and they don't care if it's a platform
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  Speaker 1: of all just ais talking to each other. They just
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  Speaker 1: care about the numbers. Yeah, we're being high.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I've googled it a couple of times, but
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  Speaker 5: I think they claim that their percentage of users that
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  Speaker 5: are bots are is like ten percent, and then it
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  Speaker 5: says that a lot of people speculate that it's closer
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  Speaker 5: to like seventy or eighty percent, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's just Kyle Kuzma, Yeah that isn't and.
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  Speaker 5: There's no bro you could go on. You couldn't make
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  Speaker 5: a Twitter account for the first time. You would find
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  Speaker 5: out that it is more than fifteen percent immediately, Maybe
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  Speaker 5: it's not like full on bots that are running the
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  Speaker 5: accounts but it's someone that's generating an A that's using
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  Speaker 5: an AI prompt and then just copy and pasting right
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  Speaker 5: onto Twitter.
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  Speaker 4: I finished the Elon Musk biography one week before he
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  Speaker 4: became the worst person in the world. And I remember
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  Speaker 4: that week where I was like, you know, Elon Musk
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  Speaker 4: is sitting in the world. There is no more visionary leader,
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  Speaker 4: there is no more inventive guy. He's going to solve
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  Speaker 4: all of our issues. Yeah, And then one week later
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  Speaker 4: he was like, yeah, Hitler Twitter, I'm gonna make it
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  Speaker 4: my weapon. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean he didn't even make it his weapon though,
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  Speaker 5: he just killed it. He ruined it.
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  Speaker 1: His biggest his biggest thing. We were just talking about
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  Speaker 1: him before you came in. His like biggest fatal flaw
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  Speaker 1: is just wanting to be cool.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't like that.
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  Speaker 5: Did you see that interview clip of him being like
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  Speaker 5: where the lady was like a lot of people low
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  Speaker 5: of you, And he was like, I think a lot
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  Speaker 5: of people actually love they actually love me.
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  Speaker 1: They load because loath loath. I just he just never
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  Speaker 1: had to like do all this, like he never had to.
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  Speaker 1: He could have just kind of lived evilly in silent people.
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  Speaker 5: He thought he was cool when his only thing was
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  Speaker 5: like Tesla, the boring company.
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  Speaker 1: Face, He's like, I'm making rocket ships and like affordable
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  Speaker 1: environmentally send like friendly cars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I and I also make flamethrowers on the side.
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  Speaker 4: You can't you can't really, you can't really take away
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  Speaker 4: the success of his company.
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  Speaker 5: I mean he's well, of course not he's a trillionaire. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: well he lost six hundred billion dollars this week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and he probably doesn't care well, no.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's not real money, yeah, but speculative stock price.
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  Speaker 4: I saw him say that he regrets how he went
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  Speaker 4: to he got too obsessed with politics. He because he.
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  Speaker 1: Probably he doesn't realize, like he doesn't have the part
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  Speaker 1: of his brain. He's brilliant, but he doesn't have the
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  Speaker 1: part of the brain that realizes what real consequence this
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  Speaker 1: is our real actions because he's so removed from reality,
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  Speaker 1: like like politics is polarizing period.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter what stance you have. What
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  Speaker 4: is it about becoming successful that just ultimately always makes
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  Speaker 4: you think I should run for office?
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  Speaker 5: I think people like yeah, I think there's a big
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  Speaker 5: difference between like being successful and having that amount of money.
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  Speaker 5: I think getting to not even like a trillion dollars
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  Speaker 5: is obviously you can't even comprehend how much money that is,
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  Speaker 5: but even a billion dollars, Like, I think to get
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  Speaker 5: to that level of money you have to be like
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  Speaker 5: kind of like a narcissistic, like bad person. Like it's
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  Speaker 5: very like you can't just work hard at your job
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  Speaker 5: and get that amount of money.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think that that it makes you that way.
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  Speaker 4: Having that, I think it makes you that way.
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  Speaker 5: But I think it's also extremely difficult to get there
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  Speaker 5: without fucking over a ton of people.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, I agree, but.
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  Speaker 1: I think that there's people who just get drunk with
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  Speaker 1: power though they're like I did this, I can do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Like Michael Bloomberg's like billion billion, Like he has so
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  Speaker 1: much money. He's like, I'll be mayor of New York.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean, like in all honesty though, like if
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  Speaker 5: you if you are able to acquire a billion dollars
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  Speaker 5: and have a billion dollars, you probably can be president.
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  Speaker 4: Like I feel like those kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of a billionaires. Bro there's a lot of people who
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  Speaker 1: have a billion that's just like family level thousand, but
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  Speaker 1: still in America, Oh, not all of them could be president.
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  Speaker 1: Like I just think that like you get to a
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  Speaker 1: level where it's like you're corny and then you have
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  Speaker 1: to go back down one.
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  Speaker 5: Level, definitely, or you should just be rich and just
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  Speaker 5: not be in the public. I don't understand if you
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  Speaker 5: if I had a trillion dollars, I wouldn't be on
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  Speaker 5: camera never.
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  Speaker 1: That's the other thing we were saying, is that right
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  Speaker 1: before you walked in, it is that like Jeffrey Bezos
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  Speaker 1: is just like rich, but like silently evil, and so
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  Speaker 1: he can just get away with it because there's like
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  Speaker 1: a way more like annoying billionaire that's like prancing around
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  Speaker 1: and eat on musk.
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  Speaker 4: I suppose that's true. But he also has an incredibly
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  Speaker 4: visible wedding and takes over BESI took over Venice and
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  Speaker 4: spent you know, oh yeah, one hundred million dollars or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I don't mind that though. That's what my billionaires should
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  Speaker 4: be doing. Yeah, just like paying take over Venice. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: I bought Paris for the night.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's what you should do. No one would care.
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  Speaker 5: I mean people would care, but it's better than like
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  Speaker 5: the alternative.
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  Speaker 1: I gave Leonardo DiCaprio a palace to fuck my wife.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, great, that's what exactly. You're using your money wisely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we can. We can all laugh at that a little.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, like that's what it should be.
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  Speaker 5: It should be like absurd purchases and dumb things.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you look at Taylor Swift rented out Madison Square
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  Speaker 4: Garden to have her wedding. Wow, she's got poor taste.
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  Speaker 4: That's the end of that. Yeah. Yeah, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: Like they said that there was real strawberries on the
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  Speaker 1: plants though, did you hear that?
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  Speaker 4: No, No, there were.
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  Speaker 1: Real strawberries on the plants at Taylor Swift's wedding at
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  Speaker 1: Madison Square Guard.
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  Speaker 5: They were like someone just ripped strawberry plants or you.
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  Speaker 1: Could like put you could pluck a strawberry off.
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  Speaker 5: And eat it.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty sick. I do like to do immigrant labor
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  Speaker 4: at weddings. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a bog of Cranberry's at her wedding
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  Speaker 1: that you could forge cranberry.
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  Speaker 4: So your wife son had fake papers. Should ice arrive
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  Speaker 4: at any point?
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  Speaker 1: She had a fake ice rate at her wedding, a
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  Speaker 1: stage ice ray where they could all cosplay.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, where are the caterers?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like, guys, if you're at MSG and you're
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  Speaker 5: picking strawberries off of a tree or whatever the fuck
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  Speaker 5: You're probably like, this is pretty insane. I wonder I
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  Speaker 5: never saw going apple picking at MSG SE at the
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  Speaker 5: New York Conventions, jabb I wonder what it looked like
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  Speaker 5: in there, of course, bro, Welcome to America.
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  Speaker 4: We all do, I don't, I do. I just picture
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  Speaker 4: folding chair and cold concrete floors, gotta be freezing, And
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  Speaker 4: I know that's not what they did. They turned it
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  Speaker 4: into a fucking greenhouse. Probably That's my point though, Like
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  Speaker 4: there's no way to not make that feel like that
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  Speaker 4: cozy and warm and romantic and in non sterile. It
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  Speaker 4: just is too it's too corporate of a space.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's just because like she's been doing arenas forever.
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  Speaker 5: That's the only maybe it feels at home.
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  Speaker 4: That's her body cellar. Yeah right, I see.
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  Speaker 1: The only save space. She's like. The ceilings are a
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  Speaker 1: little high, Yeah, you could have them lowered.
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  Speaker 5: Can we reconstruct MSG for the wedding?
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: Look at us doing a new episode and talking about
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  Speaker 4: something that happened weeks ago, that was.
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  Speaker 5: Like a month ago, but we never talked about it.
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  Speaker 4: We finally have time to reflect. We wanted to hold
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  Speaker 4: our thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: But it is I mean, like if she wanted an
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  Speaker 1: orchard vibe to her wedding, Like who wouldn't go to
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  Speaker 1: an orchard for Taylor Swift?
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I don't understand, Like that was the vibe,
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  Speaker 5: Like why not just do it outside?
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  Speaker 4: Go?
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you just go forty five minutes from New
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  Speaker 5: York City.
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  Speaker 4: We've also forgotten about that whole thing where she paid
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  Speaker 4: those that couple in Rhode Island for their wedding venue
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  Speaker 4: because they had booked it. Yeah, and she like said,
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  Speaker 4: I'll give you double whatever you paid for your wedding
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  Speaker 4: and fund your whole wedding so that we can have it,
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  Speaker 4: and then didn't have it there. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: If Travis was like, I don't know, babe, by like stadiums.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of more of an MSG guy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Babe, whatever you want.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know we were thinking of church, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: thinking the most famous arena in Americas, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Want to do Arrowhead Orchard. Let's compromise at MSG.
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  Speaker 4: Arrowhead. What's the one arena, what's the one arena that
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  Speaker 4: has garden in the name? Okay, yeah, this only makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: That anybody would have gone anywhere for this wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously, that's not the only arena that has garden in.
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  Speaker 1: The name, but it's there's only like too.
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  Speaker 5: It is kind of an union spot, though. You gotta
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  Speaker 5: think if there are a lot of people who flying in.
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  Speaker 1: But but you just bezos had had em had a
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  Speaker 1: fucking Leo in a cup chair in fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Florence or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, Leo was happy about that.
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  Speaker 4: Of course I'd rather he'd rather be in New York.
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  Speaker 5: No, dude, the amount of people that probably went in
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  Speaker 5: New York and just flew out thirty minutes after the ceremony,
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  Speaker 5: you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Think that there was a party of the century after that.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't see Brady leaving halfway through.
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  Speaker 1: Brady left early.
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  Speaker 5: It's the party of the century. Brady's not leaving.
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  Speaker 1: Brady is definitely leaving. Bro Brady's going to like go
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  Speaker 1: play grab ass with Jake Paul.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, why is he doing that? Okay, I'm glad you
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  Speaker 4: asked this again. We're weighing it.
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  Speaker 5: You guys probably talked about it.
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  Speaker 4: Me and Tom Yeah, yeah, no, Tom and I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't, I know, I know what to talk about Yeah, yeah, TB.
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  Speaker 4: But I had this thought, which was that people have
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  Speaker 4: been asking, like, why is Tom Brady doing this? Why
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  Speaker 4: is he delegitimizing his legacy in his career? And I
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  Speaker 4: agree to that. Would that take to some degree my
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  Speaker 4: theory on why he continues to appear in every single
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  Speaker 4: commercial he can possibly get his hands on and to
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  Speaker 4: do these gimmicky things. My theory in his defense is
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  Speaker 4: that he has come to the conclusion that it is
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  Speaker 4: so easy for him to make money in his post career. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: at a in a magnitude that is, you know, unheard
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  Speaker 4: of me. He's probably making more money now than he
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  Speaker 4: was in the inn right that he's just printing money
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  Speaker 4: such that future generations of his family will not have
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  Speaker 4: the ease that he has of making this money. So
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  Speaker 4: he might as well continue to amass this pile, because
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  Speaker 4: for him to spend five minutes doing a commercial, at
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  Speaker 4: some point three generations of Brady's from now are going
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  Speaker 4: to be back to Yeah, I mean I gas stations
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  Speaker 4: in school teachers or something. And for that guy, Hey,
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  Speaker 4: here's the fifty million dollars I made from doing a
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  Speaker 4: call sheet commercial, are we.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has it on something where it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll come and I'll film for an.
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  Speaker 4: Hour, great Grandpapa. That that's my my one theory.
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  Speaker 5: No, I mean, that's definitely what it is. Like there's
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  Speaker 5: it's there's money to be made.
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  Speaker 1: For his JITs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that that is the way in his defense.
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  Speaker 4: The other more cynical version is that he's just like
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  Speaker 4: can't stop and it's just like doing it for himself.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't really get like, he's already making a
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  Speaker 5: shit ton of money from Fox.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't he like three hundred million? This is my point.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone's like, why does he need more? Why would he
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  Speaker 4: accept that commercial? Why would he do this thing when
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  Speaker 4: he's got all the money in the world. And my
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  Speaker 4: thought is that likes mil It's yeah, my thought is
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  Speaker 4: that he's thinking of like great great great grandchildren, who
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he must be thinking.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Of, like but realizing, bro, that's three seventy five mil
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: over ten years, which that's thirty seven to five, and
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: you're forgetting about taxing, so that's eighteen it's eight.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that breaks down to about a million.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: So he has to give half the fucking Giselle.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: No, that's no way, And he's not giving Jazelle a nine.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: And then you think agent has ten percent, manager ten percent.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: If I'm Tom.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: Brady, all those people are getting fired. Why do you
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: have an agent or a manager.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: If you're he's down to like five point six million
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: dollars off of that contract that he's actually seeing.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Which when you whittle that down through three generations of grifters.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Think about mortgage, you're forgetting about mortgage, hit to buy
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: his parents a house.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: All that, all that ends up being for that janitor,
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: great great great grandson of his is like, you know,
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: maybe a tank of gas.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is I mean, bro, the thirty seven point
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: five million dollars a year to call one game a week.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but in twenty thirty two, that is not going
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: to be anything.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's nothing twenty thirty two. What about two
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: one sixty four? Yeah, isn't my pen? That's penn?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: The last four of Francis is social.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: No way is that the security code for my debit card?
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: I have I have no problem with Tom Brady doing
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: the Logan Paul stuff like whatever, it's corny, who cares
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: WWE it's always like going to be like that.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: I think it's like if he wants to do it,
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: who cares.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I bet it's jitch, just like fucking uh it's I
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: bet it's jitch, just like wrestling.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Definitely, it's not always going to be like that. Peyton
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: and Eli did the right thing. They joined every golf
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: club in America.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I know, I'm saying like that's what the
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: WWE is Like. Oh, I say, like with like the
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: build ups, the storylines, whatever, But yeah, I mean I will.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: I think the commercials like maybe like like like let's
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: skip a couple, you know, save the leg as dude,
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: like skip a couple.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: We've moved past this era of saying that celebrities who
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: do commercial endorsements are selling their souls.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I don't think he's selling his soul. I just think
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: it's annoying.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I don't care about that him. People get so annoyed
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: by like Jason Kelsey too. It's like I think Tom Brady,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey, they have like a window. Same with Peyton Manning.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Manning had like years where it's like he was in
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: everything and like.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: He was doing like he was doing like LEVI commercials
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: and ship like cool commercial.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: He's just funny, like he made it cool because he
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: was funny like the other those other two dudes are
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, they'll have a couple of years and
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: then like someone else loud with a beard will get
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: like we'll retire and it's like, okay, now you're that person.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: But like Jason Kelcey even makes more sense to me
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: than Tom Brady. Like Jason Kelcey kind of hit his
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: peak notability when he retired. Yeah, so then all of
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: a sudden, all the commercials start rolling in and it's
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: like he probably like has to take the Like why
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: would you need I think you're just not to.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: You're just running into the fallacy that anybody ever thinks
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: that they have enough. Yeah, nobody ever thinks that.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: They never think, like he's Tom Brady's like hard to
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: look at now. They never think they have enough. And
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: it's not as if these guys are like my assumption
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: is they're not missing their kids' soccer games because of
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: an icy Hot commercial.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: No, No, I don't think so either of games because
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: they don't like their kids, right, Yeah, they.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Don't want to be there because their kids continue to
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: expect handouts. Yeah exactly. Yeah, but it's like you know,
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: you see Shaq do an Icy Hot commercial, and you're like, dude,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: you're sixty degree sixty years old and you make plenty
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: of money from inside the NBA, like you have whatever
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: all this you you know, you you're you're franchised up
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: the wazoo. Why are you doing that? And I think, again,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: another assumption is just that it's not as much time
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: as we think. What do you mean like doing all
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: that stuff? I don't think that the work. I don't
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: think Shaq is working harder now than he was in
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: his playing No, definitely not. Maybe call it fifteen hours
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: of work a week, five of which is shooting a
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: commercial that pays him two million bucks. Yeah, it's not
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: that big of a deal.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: He's not spending on days days on set with the general,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: like working out his lines with the general. Right, he's
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: like he's he's in the green screen studio and he
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: looks cross out of the camera for ten seconds. Yeah,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: they just give him his fucking one hundred mili.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Maybe I really look at Tom Brady and you're like,
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: why doesn't he pass up on that commercial? And it's like,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: because it doesn't. It's not much like what else is
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: he gonna do? Yeah, he's got nothing else to do?
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: It's no pointing.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Except for fuck Jeff Bezos his wife.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Fuck Jeff Bezos' wife. Get his people fat removed. Even more,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: is what fat?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Bogle fat? He has no google fat.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: I didn't say boogle.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what it is?
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Is? It? Is it bogle or buckle? Bugle? It's bugle,
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: That's what it said.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It's definitely up bugle, bugle fat, boogle, boom or buckle.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: It's buckle fat.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: It's not buckle.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: It's either buckle or it's one thousand percent not buckle.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: It's actually becall buckle. It's buckle.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: What yes, bitch, No, I've never heard anyone say that ever.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Buckle you Is that how you would have said it?
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I've never heard this word in my life, really, So
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to muddy the water.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Because you don't have to get a mouth. Yeah, you don't,
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: got it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: I would have thought buckle fat was waste fat where
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: you have to unbuckle your pants a little more.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I thought it was buckle for a few years, and
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: then I went to a place that gave me an
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: inside the mouth massage and they said buckle rich in
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: my cheek.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, I do I swear.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I feel like everyone pronounces it as.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I know, and this Asian lady who's in my mouth.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm willing to admit I'm wrong, but I feel
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: like that's like not uncommon to pronounce it that way.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Like this is revelatory, this is big news, Darren Revelatory.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Well, regardless, Tom Brady looks like his buckle fat was
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: vacuum sealed out of his body.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like he's about to pop out of
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: the standing coffin at a fucking like night terror show.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't know why he did all that.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: He looks like someone stuck a vacuum around his lips. Yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: he's sucked all the air out of his mouth. Yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: I don't understand though, Like how many times do people
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: have to see celebrities get a bunch of work done
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: and it looks bad?
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Like? What is it? What happens when that?
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Like, because Tom Brady going thinking like I'm going to
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: be the one that gets it right?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Many of them do? They have the best plastic surgeon inspect.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: On the Kardashian Jenner family, but a lot of them
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: are like mangled. None of them are bro They're they're
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: plastic surgeon is Michaelangelo? Now, dude, it is who's which
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: one of them is mangled? And then pull up a
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: recent picture of.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Them Kendall Chloe.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Even there, The mom is the mom, Like you're just
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: naming them.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: You don't even believe what you're saying, just listing the
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: mom doctor. The mom is the one who did the best.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Everyone raved about the work young right now.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: The mom is popular, pussy and with Kylie on on
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: her implants, I would say that Kim Kardashian is basically
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: funding a Benjamin Button lifestyle.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: But you wouldn't understand that, and I don't want to
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: unpack that. Again, I don't understand that at all.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Seventy years old, she got it, But like, what, what's
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the point, Like, what's the point of this?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Like, so you're seventy and you look like you're forty?
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: So what like now what.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: She wants to look hot? Women can't want to look hot.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Dude.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: When you're seventy, you're gonna want to look ninety seventy.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: I want to look seventy. I don't think so you
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: say that now just because your whole life you've been
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: trying to look seventy, but like what like what what?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: So?
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: What is what happens when she goes out? Like she
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: goes out with her friends, pretty cool, look like they're
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: supposed to be in fucking nursing homes.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: All of her friends are doing this shit too. He
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: surely hangs out with people that are part of the tribe.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: I just feel like it's like it's more like like confusing,
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: you know, like I like, what's his name?
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Travolta, that fucking lunatic. Yeah, some people get it wrong,
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: but Travolta also went under the knife at a time
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: when that it was too soon. Travolta's like ninety five,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: and he looks like he's thirty years old. No, I
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: think he looks bad. I think he looks wrong.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: He looks wrong, but he doesn't look how old he is.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Oh I think he'd I mean, oh, he's like he's
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: literally like seventy five the picture.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Actually he doesn't look as bad as I thought. The
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: bald look is a good look for him, but the
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: with the uh berets, he's seventy two.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: He's he's who. Jack Harlowe was making the album for.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: The Soul Brothers.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: All I want to do is men sometime I know
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: what you.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: I just don't get like, what's his goal here?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Like so like he looked at as young as possible
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and his version of handsome.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: He looks like fucking he should be on like Kick.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but look at them.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: You should be live streaming on kick.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Look at the movie, like, look how old Grease is, bro,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Look how it looks like that's like an old time.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: They didn't even have like the cameras that that was
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: filmed on were probably like hand crank cameras. Like that's
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: that's an old that's an old person.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: I'm just I don't want to I'm gonna say it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Dying in this fashion has to be a tough way
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: to die, Like when people see you leaving a.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Pretty much he was just a boy, only the good die.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: He's just a kid, gone too soon, Gone too soon.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: What if he falls down if he's if you're walking
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: down the street and he falls down in front of you, I'm.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're not helping him because you're like kids, learn you.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Can get up yourself, bounce right back up. Your old
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: man in there screaming for help, begging for help.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Dude, Meanwhile, did you guys see the pick of John
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Cena laugh walking this week.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: No, we pull that up.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: People are like John Cena is walking like he's fucking
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: eighty five years old.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Really, I watched that Hull Cogan documentary and the wear
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: and tear on the bodies of wrestlers is something I
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: would not wish on my worst enemy. Yeah.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they get fucked up really bad.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: That guy Brian Johnson was he said he's learning the
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: dunk and he said that like when you land from
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: a dunk.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Oh poor guy, dude, I've I know this. That's lower
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: back pain. Yeah, I know that feeling that.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Way every morning got him smuched in the back of
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: the car like that.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: That wasn't even the one I was talking about.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Oh man, poor guy. Yeah, that's really bad. And I
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: know that feeling. And there's really I've been talking to
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Roan about it. Ron sent me a lower.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Back workout, his stretching thing.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my whole life,
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: and going through today, nothing compared to the twelve minute
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: fucking hell thing he sent me. What's the workout?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: It's like a twelve minute it's like a lower back
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just a lot of like standing with
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: like a kind of pronated lunge and you it's like
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: a movement of like your arms meant to kind of
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: correct the like the soass and the.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You basically do you stand at forty five degrees and
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: you put all of the tension in your world into
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: a three inch area in your lower back muscles that
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: have never been worked before.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Can you just just show with those it feel good?
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Dude? It's this like that for like twelve minutes basically
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: doing crunches for your lower back at an angle where
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: you're like after three minutes, I was like no more.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: But like if you go to the like comments of
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: that video, it's like an evangelist church. Like it's like
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: people who are like Jesus saved my life life. Oh yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Like there's it's the completely fundamentally changed live.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Has that done more for you than the stretching?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Stretching app is my one a? Bent to bend app
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: is my one a? But that's like, uh, that that
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: was there was a time in my life where that
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: was huge for me.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: My problem is that there's probably a hundred things like
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: that that I'm not doing, which I should do all
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: of them, and I don't know which to choose. I'm
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: not gonna do them all. In fact, I might not
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: do any. Yeah, it's sometimes easier just to do none.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I just got a fashion guy. He did, Yeah, I gotta,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I gotta give you my fashion guy. I haven't even
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: gone to.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Him yet, what's your fashion guy?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Fascia is like, uh, it's like a network that like
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: goes through your whole body that's like linked up, and
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: these people go in and like break it up. They
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: like fucking knuckle you and ship like that. Yeah, but
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: they say it fixes everything.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: That's how they start, and then they foment regime change
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: and like yeah, lose privacy.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Well, they just love like preaching government and uh like
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: like a heavy handed police state right where everybody kind
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: of has to agree with the leader.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: That sounds like kind of like a chiropractor, like they're
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: just fucking you up and then you have to go back.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: I think that this is just save tension relieved again.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I think this is safer than a chiropractor because they're
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: not like messing with anything structural like your spine, but
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: they're like like they'll go in and like your foot,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, or something like that.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: I feel like that that ship has to have gone
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: wrong at some point, like the getting the when they
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: put the towel around your neck and they rip your
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: head off.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, I know, I know a guy that got it
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: had a stroke when they did that. Really, he got paralyzed.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: He had a stroke. No, I swear to god. I
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: was on a bachelor party. Yeah, the fucking famous ass
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: bachelor party I went on. Uh, and then there was
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: a guy on it who like he fucking he got
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: his neck cracked. They've broke an artery and fucking he
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: had a stroke and was paralyzed. Yes from yah, like
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: standard readjustment at a chiropractice.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, imagine being the chiropractor.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, he's dead.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: He's dead. Er help, I don't know what happened. Your
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: own practice head's just sitting on the ground. Fuck. Have
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: you seen mcgroomer? What have you seen the group? No? No,
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: I've never even heard of it.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: The movie with uh Will Crooper.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: You would love mcgroomer one. He's got the assembles, this
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: crack squad of guys like former Navy seals and whatever
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: to do his like mission with him, and he loads
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: up this van filled with C four explosives and yeah
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: that they're gonna take and all his guys are sitting
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: in the van and he's like, I got the best
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: team in a van. I got all the four in
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: the world. And it explodes and like sky high and
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: he runs over and he's like, no, no, no, no, gosh,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: somebody call nine. One thing is like obliterated.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: I gotta watch that Saturday Night Live.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: It has to be one of the last Saturday Night
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Live sketches.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: I got to Oh it was it. It was one
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: of those Yeah, who's in it?
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Is that David Spade, Will Forte, Kristen Wig, I mean, dude,
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Ryan Felipe is in it. A lot of sort of
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: SNL type people. Oh, Val Kilmer is the bad guy.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: His name is Counth I think or something like that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: It's pretty funny, Maya Rudolph. Dude, it's a very funny movie. Actually,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: there's parts of it that are so fucking funny. Uh yeah,
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: give this, give this a whirl. Yeah, I'm gonna have
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: to watch that. I'm gonna have to give that a go.
• 33:01
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• 33:04
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• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Man, what are we to talk about?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Just hanging with the bros?
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Step I'm off the cush Day two, Day two, No cush.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: You texted us though last night. That was very funny.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: That made me laugh quite hard this night too. And
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: he goes, guys, I'm going to bed, And then you've
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: a poster of war. I was that photo of the soldier?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Leonardo DiCaprio and the Basketball Diaries that Poe sent me.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Oh really, that's the best acting of withdrawal that I've
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: ever seen. Did you ever see Beautiful Boy? Yeah? That
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: was pretty good.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Train spotting, No, you and mcgreg and withdrawal it's pretty sick.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Basketball Diaries is pretty fucked up.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: It's so bad?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Is that harmony? Karinn we directed that.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: It's like all those like super young it's like Mark
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: super young Mark Wahlberg when he's super young.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I just tried to watch that Harmony Karen movie Kids,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: and you cannot find it anywhere.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: I never heard of Harmony Karinn. Oh.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: No, it's a Scott Calvert okay, Oh that's different from her.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Different guys, different person.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I watched that movie on my phone kids.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: No Basketball Diaries when I was in sixth grade, I think,
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: and I think I had nightmares for like a year.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: It should have had a different name.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: It wasn't even available, Like I had to watch it
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: on like an illegal website. Like you could not find
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: the movie when I watched it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too it's too sweet of a name. It's
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: not a diary basketball.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Literally, there's like one. I was a great movie.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Right, or Princess Diaries, which was a great movie.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is love and Basketball? I think Princess Diaries
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: meets what's the Basketball Diaries?
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: The comp It's just such a fucked up movie.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, great movie.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Though you think Anne Hathaway is about to be in it,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: she's not.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: She in it.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: You think it's gonna be about basketball. Nope, there's one basketball.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: One scene where they take the uppers or the down.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: And then like their coach sucks them all off in
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: the bathroom.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Is that that happens?
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, forgot about that. Yeah, no, they really hit everything
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: is school shooting.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: I mean they hit everything in the coach while they're
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: on Heroin, like like just Leo for exchange and exchange
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: for money.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: That would take forever.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, that was my favorite scene.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: That was like right before he goes homeless. Yeah, and
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: he's out on the streets.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: How's a jit gonna come on fucking Heroin?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: This jit thing, I've never heard of this. What is
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: a jet? Whatever you want it to be.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a child, Yeah, it's I mean your jit
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: is really your sperm. But like that, your jit turns
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: into your a child a jit, that's what fucking uh Yeah,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: jay Will is always thrown around jit.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no surprised Jay Will didn't know Lindsey Graham
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: was gay? Did you know that that he didn't know that?
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Or that Lindsay Graham was gay either? Or I guess
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: none of us really knew that. I think I knew
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: that Lindsay Graham was gay. Wait, is that the guy
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: that has the lisp? He's dead? He died. I knew that,
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: but he.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Was like, he looked like a chucky doll.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: He had he was all bust twink death.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: He had so much buffle fat and twink death. Well
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: did that well Lindsey Graham twink sas was telling us
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that this dude he was seventy two or something gay
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: one point six million dollars.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I don't think I knew that Lindsay Graham was gay.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking of a different guy, an older congressman or senator,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: but a guy who I think was a Democrat who
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: was openly gay.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: He's probably gay too. Yeah, most of them, they're all gay.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: They're all there, yeah and there.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: I don't even think they're gay, they're just they're just
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: they just want to fuck anything.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think that they're gay. I think that, uh,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: to be gay. I mean, yeah, they can't put the
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: dick down, Like everything would be better in his life
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: if he couldn't, if he didn't have have the dick
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: in it. And he still goes for the dick.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: He said, to the extent that this is in twenty eighteen.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: He said, to the extent that it matters. I'm not gay.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I don't consider myself gay.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, dick, Yeah, me, that's the gayest way. Like,
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: that's pretty much coming out saying that to to to
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: the extent that it matters, I'm not yay.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Now the parts that don't make.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: When I'm off the clock, that's pretty much what it means.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: It means like in politics, I'm straight, yeah, like, but
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: outside of the politics, yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Between the walls and my bedrooms, that's international waters. But
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: he's he died and there was a like I think
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: allegedly a young man with him when he passed away.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: That's what's been alleged. But then Sas comes in this
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: morning and he's telling some story that there's a chance
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: that Lindsey Graham was overseas and he got blown up
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: and that he that he was.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: That Yeah, I'm not I don't know enough about it
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: to like be saying like, I don't actually know if
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: that's true, but that's what that That was what people
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: were speculating when he died, because.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: He was a big proponent of the bombings in Iran
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: and that he's he has uh he's intricately uh uh
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: intertwined with our foreign policy. So maybe he was over
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: there and maybe he blew up, But that that really
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: raised the question of like, is is him being gay
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: a cover up for him getting blown to smith and
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: getting exploded that they'd rather be like, oh, no, no,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: he was just he was gay. Yeah, yeah, he wasn't
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: in Iran.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't get shots in the head with a missile.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Gay that is, I don't want to.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Reap what I sewed a foreign conflicts.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Nothing. Nobody's dying over in uh in Iran. But did
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: you hear that Lindsay Graham has been rubbing his nipples
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: to fire boys.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Of calendar of Yeah, that's us, that's uh, that's what
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: people were thinking. And then the gay rumors and then
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: they would but then they ended up showing him getting
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: like wheeled out of his house. But they never actually
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: showed him, right, They just showed a body. Yeah that
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: could have been one of his twinks.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just saw yeah, a line of sad boys morning.
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: You could actually see the seams where they had sown
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: his skin together from all the disparate chunks they assembled.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: They had a master puzzle maker.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they come overnight him to back to the US,
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: but the destroyed.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: By his arm was beyond repair, so they had to
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: get a local Iranian man's arms arm a little bit.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: If you look at it, the thumb is in the
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: same place on both arms. They only had two left arms.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: That was the big tell they had.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: They were flushed with thumbs at the organ farm.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there was a They released some video of
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: him yesterday talking about like the bombings or the attacking Iran.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: It was pretty crazy, just like some super long interview
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: of like him in his office just talking about it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Can you can you pull up an image of him?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: That does make me think that it's less likely that
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: he was gay, because if he was gay, you'd think
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: that he'd have his buckle fat taken care of. True,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: maybe he didn't have enough money for it, but that's
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: a guy rich in buckle fat where it's like if
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: he had the Tom Brady jaw. You know, I think
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: that he'd be more inspected and seen as a straight center.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: But do you think he's playing like he could have
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: been playing straight with the buckle fat?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, she straps on buckle fat with the bubble fat. Yeah,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: he puts buckle fat on his face every every morning
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: like a clown like clown makeup.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, based like that. You ever watch the Aaron
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Hernandez documentary. Yeah, like the gay the one gay NFL
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: who was talking about like how he was super fat
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: in the NFL because.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: He didn't want people to know he was gay. It
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: was like with an.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Interview of a guy that was in the NFL that
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: actually like, not Aaron Hernandez.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: It's like an actual gay guy in the NFL. Michael
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Sam or Carl I don't know.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I don't remember because there's only been three. Yeah, there's
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: definitely been more, only three confirmed. Yeah, is Hernandez? Is
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: it Hernandez the third or not?
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hernandez.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: See, I don't even think that counts.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: You think that he's gay, like Lindsay Graham, like to
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: anybody asse.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to the extent that it matters, to the extent
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: in which it matters. I don't think Aaron Hernandez is gay.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, Aaron our star tight end did execute a man. However,
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: he was gay, Yeah, which is the bigger story to
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: cover it up.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's like it's just the Hernandoz playbook
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: they're running with Lindsay Graham.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: They mean they probably had one dude that he was
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: friends there and Hernandez in like middle school.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Being like, yeah, he was gay. He was gay.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: We were gay together back in eighth grade.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Why would they Why would they lie about that? Though?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: If you died there they'd be like no one, No
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: one would come out of the woodwherek and be like, yeah,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: me and Sash were sucking each other off and under
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the jungle gym in sixth grade.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: No, what do you mean that's what everyone does?
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Well, they all that's why all Lindsey Graham's twinks came
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: out of the closet and were like, we all fucked
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: Lindsay Graham once he died.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: No, that was that was known before he was dead.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Why would you Why did you have to answer that
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: in twenty eighteen, you think so? He denied it in
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: twenty eighteen.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for me.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Put it all to bed.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: From twenty eighteen on, I've been I've been operating under
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: the assumption that Lindsay Graham is a straight man. Right
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: when he dies, everyone tries to tarnish his image.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, is it too much to ask, at
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: least in my life, that I will die, you know,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: surrounded by a group of young hot men jerking me
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: off quiet.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Into Valhalla, jerk dick into Balalla.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: We've got the watch.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: Don't worry, Graham, We've got the watch. See you and
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: Vala brother Valhalla Brother crossing the river sticks. But instead
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: of like the souls of all the dead, it's just
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: the souls of your unborn kids, because it's so commy,
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: the coumy river Sticks.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: God.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen The Odyssey?
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: No?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I haven't.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I really want to see it, and I'm going to
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: see it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: I think this week our next week, but I've I
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: was gonna see I wanted to see it in the
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: seventy the Imax.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted to see it in that, just because.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Like everyone talks about how much better it is and
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: how you're missing like half the movie if you don't
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: see it in that. But then I'll say I tweet
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: tweet stumbled upon my timeline yesterday of someone seeing it
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: in forty X, and I think I might have to
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: see it in forty It looks you're on a boat,
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: literally picking what you leave wet, you leave the theater soaked. Oh,
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: like they're on a boat in the clip, Like you
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: got to look at this.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure look at this from.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: And this is just at a theater. Wait, you gotta
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: wait till the Mists comes on? Oh my god, spraying missed.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Where how much water do they have? And where is.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: It where they already have those?
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Like the theater right by in my apartment has one
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: of those.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: What happens if you get up to go to the
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: bathroom in the middle of the movie, you better lash
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: yourself to the mask falling all over like fucking John Travolta.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: You piss off the side of the boat. Yeah, throw
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: up the bucket. He's not got his sea legs under him.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think that that's like regular AMC employees with
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: like a bucket of water? Oh, like fucking Desani in
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: a popcorn bucket.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: I bet that's their only thing, Like it's forty X.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: But I bet that they just they showed everything.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: They had in that one clip.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, is the water and the chairs move.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: I thought forty X was the active ingredient in the ayahuasca.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: But no, I would definitely see it in that. I
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: think that would be pretty cool, to be honest. Yeah,
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: that's one movie I have to see. A lot of
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: people have been worried about the spoilers for it.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: I don't think the movie. Tell me you're not familiar
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: with Greek mythology. That telling me you're not right exactly.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Bro, this is fucking this is Homer. Bro, this ship
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: is fucking five thousand years old.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: I sent that clip to Bow yesterday and he was like,
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: it sucks that you already saw spoilers just from that,
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: and I was like, Bro, I don't know what the
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: movie's even about.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Some kind of it's.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Hard to spoil. There's no way to spoil any of it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: You could watch the last five minutes and be like, okay.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Like it's not so it will not be spoiled for me. Hmm,
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: I'm going in completely blank.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: It's also like the story that all stories are based on, Yeah,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: like an Odyssey, Like like it's like a genre of
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: movie is like going on in Odyssey. It's just like
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: the pure form of that journey. Yeah, Euro's journey.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: I almost got the book at the airport when I
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: was coming back from Wyoming, and then everyone was like,
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: you don't want to read that.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: It would be dense.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Read though, No, I'm just going to see the movie.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Well there's a lot of I mean, yeah, there's a lot.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Of would I read it? When I watch Matt Damon?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Why would I read it when I could watch Elliott
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Page and come on, bro, get with a discourse. If
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna fucking know the story, at least know
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: the discourse. Lupita Nawongo's in it, Travis Scott is in it,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Traves in it, Fucking Halfaway is in it. Bro Carpet
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: with their out.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: I knew was in it. Oh shit, I didn't know
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Z was in it though. Have you seen people? Have
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: you seen people callings in Dea Z? That shit kills me?
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Who's calling her Z?
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: People on Twitter call her Z. They're like Z, Like
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Z and Tom are so perfect together.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: That's so uh terrible.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's awful.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Have you seen that tweet of the person being like
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: like it's like it's Z and Tom and they're sitting
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: at like a coffee shop in between two black people,
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: and and the tweet's like it's it's so crazy, like
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: how comfortable Tom is round minorities. It's just a photo
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: of them sitting at a coffee shop.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: There just happens to be two black people there, and.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: He's not spaty. It's like, what did you think he
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: was gonna do?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: He's not active.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: We got.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want any I don't want to get no problem.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: We're just trying to finish off.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have what stacked fucking cast. Can
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: we pull up what they all made as well? Because
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: this will blow your fucking mind.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Do they get paid a lot?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Well, that Z is getting paid less than m D now, yeah,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: bro dam in fifteen Holland ten eight.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, you know that two million differents stirred up a
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: lot of problems at.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: The house seven.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Hathaway has been on the scene for how long? On six?
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Nu Wongo Hathaways like Lebron. That's like the Lebron deal,
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Like she wants everyone else to get paid. Oh, she
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: took the vetman, yees took the vetment and she'll play
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: small for it. I heard Hathaway's gonna run point guard
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: a little bit.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: I'm frustrated by trying to see this in IMAX as well,
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: and seeing how every theater showing of IMAX is sold
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: out from now until forever. Yeah, because I wanted to
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: see Oppenheimer in IMAX. I wish I saw that and
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: by the time it basically there was never a moment
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: where it wasn't sold out until it was out of theaters.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: They they.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: I will say that one Imax Theater in Manhattan, they
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: reshow a lot of those movies like Interstellars playing there.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: I saw, I can't wait until a year from now
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: to see this, everyone's gonna spoil it.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: And once you've seen it, and once you've seen it
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: the first time, like you can't go back. Like the
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: first time I saw Oppenheimer, I was in like a
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: gen pop airplane seat with like it was like one
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: of the.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Old Delta Scorsese intended.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like I could see it all in
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: my vision, like if I squinted, it was very to
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: and that like completely changed that. You can't go back
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: and see Interstellar now once you've experienced it already.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: No, I think you could. I would watch all. I
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: would go see Oppenheimer and Imax today.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: You should book the wheelchair.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: I've seen that movie, like I have tried and just stand.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: I have tried to rent a wheelchair.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Have you've seen that when people book the wheelchair seat
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: not knowing that there's no chair.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: It's just space.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw I saw a photo of some dude
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: just standing at the space he thought there was going
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: to be a seat.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would do it and bring like a
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: soccer sideline chair. Yeah, definitely, Like where are your wheels,
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: They're in the shop.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, getting fixed to Nate Ate, That's what it was.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: That's what I was thinking about.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, intern, intern bug, it was intern bugs. He stood
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: up out of his wheelchair at the end.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to reference another tweet because I've referenced
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: like nine tweets this episode.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: But what it is, that is what it was.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: I was on Twitter for a while yesterday a lot
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: of Twitter Nate.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Nate booked a companion seat for the thing, and everybody
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: knew that he was in a companion seat or a
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: gootch book that they traded seats. He was in the
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: companion seat, and he was bugging out about it, no
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: pun intended. And then they sent an intern in a
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: wheelchair to be like, hey, are you my companion for
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: the day. For my companion, I think, do you remember what?
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: I don't think?
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: So just take care of them.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: It was very It was really the fact that he
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: went through with it.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Like he was tweaking out about having someone coming.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: And Nate was the whole He kept on going out
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: to the lobby and like making videos talking about it
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: being like I feel like such a bad person, Like
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting next to the guy. Halfway through, the guy
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, like, can you go get me a water?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: The movie's going on right now. I just want to say,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate.
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: Goots and anybody who buys the Companion tickets first sold
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: out fucking movies.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: I fucking hate you when I heard you all.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Fucking die as a companion. So Nate's making videos in
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: line bugging, and.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Nate didn't know that this was an intern that worked here.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: To know it was an intern that worked here.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: What a good bit.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but but yeah, and then at the end of
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the movie stood up and gave it a red that's hilarious. Yeah,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: that's why you're so because he got up out of
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: his wheelchair. But he booked that seat day of bro
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: for the actual wheelchair. If you just use one of
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: our office wheelchairs they have for our morbidly obesient coworker.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: But the problem is, like people would like, if someone
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: recognizes Francis got in the wheelchair solo, I'm there to
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: be the wheelchair section tomorrow.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and then I be your companion.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: We go, Yes, I'm about to have surgery. Let's go.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Hello, this is my gimp. Can I go to Latex
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: mass He needs a companion?
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Do you get unlimited companions like you do when you're
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: boarding a plane and you have a sprained ankle and
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: you get to bring fifteen people on the flight with.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: You the old Indian parent trade.
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like a row of anyone who needs pre boarding,
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: and it's seventy five people for a guy with a
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: broken collar bone.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: It was if you go back to Klemer's Instagram, it
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: was the second picture.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: I overheard. I had my flight home from San Francisco.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: I had Delta one and I was sort of I
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: dallied a bit in the lounge. Oh yeah, of course.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: And by the time that I got to the plane,
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: pretty much everyone most people had boarded, and there was
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: a mother and her daughter who were still there, and
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: I overheard them saying like, apparently there are two first
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: class seats still available and one they're waiting on one
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: person to show up, and if that guy doesn't show up,
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: we were going to get the seats, they said, And
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: I was like that sucks. No. I was like, get
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: out of my fucking seat.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: What do you think about it?
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Who do you think you are.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Don't even eye up my seat.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: I mean that sucks for that person, though I would
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: be so mad seeing you pull up.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, I am the one that will not allow for
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: the mother and daughter these seats with.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: A Venti coffee cup full of brownies.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: That I overheard what you were hoping for, and I'd
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: be inclined to give it to you, but I don't
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: want your daughter to be raised in an entitled fashion.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Or I think that first class seats, well, one of
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: them probably got it, I suppose. Yeah, who do you
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: think gets it in that scenario? The mom? The mom? Yeah,
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: it has to be the mom for sure.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: The Uh the guy that I was telling you guys
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: about sold me out. Yeah, that's him standing up in
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: the theater up for the guy who and they sent another.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: They sent another in turn, who bought another seat to
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: take these pictures. Like, that's somebody else who got a
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: seat that day. They both got seats that day.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: Well the companion. Uh, I'm confused a little bit because
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: if if someone shows up in a wheelchair and you've
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: got the companion's seat, you're not necessarily displaced unless that
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: person has a companion with them. Yeah, at which point
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: you have to relinquish the companion seat. Yeah, definitely. The
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: wheelchair doesn't displace the companion seat. No, it doesn't. That's
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: what the companion seats for.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said his mom was.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Oh that's good, okay, I see. So they had a
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: guilt trip play.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for like, oh yeah, I was supposed to call
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: with my mom, but they said someone already had the
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: companion seat.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: My mom and I were supposed to have these seats,
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: but someone had a first class ticket.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: But the guy who I bought this jewelry from, he
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: said he was flying with his wife and four kids
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: to Tel Aviv and he uh, at the gate, he
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: was like, it's going to be like two hundred a
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: bag or something like that, and he was like are
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: they were like first class seats And he was able
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: to upgrade himself for like eight hundred dollars and he
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: got two first class seats and he just went back
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: and told his wife. He's like, hey, like it could
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: be me and like one of the kids, or like me,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: me and you and then the kids. But like the
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: kids are like three years old and like five years old.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: They can't be back there alone. So he just completely
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: fucked over the wife.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: That's got to be the argument of the century. He
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: never said you and the kids.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. He was like, but he got
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: it from it from himself. He was like, but I slept,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I woke up, I was refreshed.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Oh man, that's bad.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: He was like, Yeah, you guys figure out amongst yourselves.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: One time I was dating this girl and we were
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: on a flight and I got upgraded and she didn't. Yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: and I gave the guy next to her my first
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: class seat so that I could come sit with her
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: and coach. And I did not receive a blowjob in
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: the bathroom for it, am, which is why the relationship ended.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: What about when you got home? Was there any quid
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: for the pro quo?
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: I mean giving up that, giving up that. How long
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: was the flight? It was like a two and a
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: half hour flight to Florida the first class.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah you would for a two hour flight?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'd rather her have it than some random guy.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I'd rather be able to chill with the boys in
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: the back.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true. I like six gestures. I like to
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: be gallant. It makes me feel good.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: But it would have been gallant if you said, why
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: don't you go sit up first class. I'm gonna sit back.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Here and go.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: She wouldn't have done it, she would have no, and
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: you would still be together. Probably all you had to
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: do is just give her the first class.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: I can't be with somebody who insists on coming back
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: to sit and coach he won a winner. Yeah, I
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: want someone who believes they should be in first class.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: I've given up my first class seat once, and it
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: was because I was already sitting down and.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not I remember you told this.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: It was I was the.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: First seat in comfort plus, or the last seat in
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: or no, or the first seat on the flight, which
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: is the worst.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: One that that seat sucks. I like that seat.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Oh you don't get to have your bag.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: I don't mind. I need my bag. Why.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: I have all my things in it and I needed it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I needed at arms reach.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: You can't take the things. How many things do you
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: need during the flight.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: It depends on how long the flight is. But I
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: mean if it's a long flight, I've got like toys
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: to play.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: With, a suction cup window and spin essentially.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I have.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Oh turbulence, I need my bop it I have. I
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: have a thing for this. Yeah, I mean I try.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: I bring the laptop, I mean the gaming laptop is
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: I think it's a piece of shit. I've said it
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: a thousand times. Just don't buy one waste of money.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Try to play a game on the plane going to Vegas.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: You can't load a game, can't play any games. I
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: have games downloaded to the computer, but you have to
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: log into like Steam, which is like the where all
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: the games are to play the game. So like I
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: can't play the game Battle Knit's the same way. So
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: then I'm like, Okay, this thing's a piece of shit.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: Pull out the rock. The handheld, got a couple of
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: games in.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: So you have a backup.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: I have the backup because the laptop, I gotta like
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: sell it or something. It might be it might be
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: a good idea to sell it.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: If anybody wants the backup.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll sell it for two K.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: How much did you pay for it?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: More?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: How much did you pay for it?
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: Never saying you've said it?
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Oh I haven't.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: We can look it up, No you can't. You know
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: what I want people to look up? Remember when we
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: set all of our goals? When was that and what
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: were they?
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine I've hit one of those, man. I
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: don't remember that it was for the show.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: It was goals for the show.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: I do remember, well, I remember. I feel like I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: asked you guys what your goals were.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: No, it was it was me and you one time.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Sash wasn't there. Sas was fucking.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Fishing. You're right, we wouldn't talk about the future if
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: he was here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I was on. I was at a funeral. That
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: was last times at Graham's funeral.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well yeah, well if someone could, if if
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: someone could comment that what.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: I think my goal?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: I said, I wanted episodes to get above fifty k
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: on YouTube.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: And we're well above that now.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: No, that was my goal.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: No, that was definitely mine.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: You weren't here, you weren't even here. Someone will be
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: able to pull this up.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: No one's going to be able to pull this up.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: People are fucking locked in with us. I think we
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: probably wanted to be like, oh, we're gonna have like
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: a certain number of big guests, a certain number of
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: like activities or some shit like that. That's probably the
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: one we didn't hit. You know what I always see
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: on the map that I'm dying to go with you boys.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Fucking Edinburgh, bro. I need to get to Edinburgh with
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Why why Edinburgh just fucking come?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Why? What's there?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Why why wouldn't you want to go?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know much about it.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: It's a magical city. Why don't you go learn when
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: you get there?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Magical? Yeah, doesn't sound too magical.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: Never heard of it?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Never heard of it?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Now, I half I have I know why I said that,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: and I've never been there though, it's joking.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: Did I tell you guys about how I fucked up
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: my espression machine?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Did you? Oh?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: Man, Jerry was just asking me about that thing mine.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's too much for him, he said, is it?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Does it like does he have to wake up like
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: four hours early and start start getting to work.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: No, but it does take fifteen minutes. Oh that's not bad.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Ten to fifteen minutes, ten minutes to make a really
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: good coffee. Oh that's not bad at all. What happened?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Do you lead some gravel into it?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: You're gonna laugh. This is insane. So you know I
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: had one. I loved it. I brought it to my
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: place upstate. Then I thought I would use my shittier
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: one at home in Brooklyn. When I was here, realize
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: I can't live that.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Wait wait, you brought like the La Marzoco, Yeah, like
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: crazy one.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got it. And then I thought I could
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: just use my shittier one here. But then I realized
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: that Once you go lat of Marzoko, you can't go back.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: So I needed another lat of Marzoko. I bought another.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: This was a while ago. This was before I had
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: stopped spending.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Those are like ten grand another four.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: And a half. But I bought another one, and I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: bought it for here. And of course I really liked
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: the custom Would accents that I purchased for the one upstate,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: and I thought, I can't have one with stock knobs. Yeah,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: I need the custom wood accents for this one. I
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: bought a red one for Brooklyn. Turns out I didn't
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: need the custom wood accents because the red one looks
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: good with the plastic black knobs. Yeah. Yeah, shouldn't have
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: done it, but we are where we are, Yeah, of course.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: And when knobs on the way, when the custom Would
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: accents arrive for the red one in Brooklyn, I thought,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: I don't need to hire the guy from Brooklyn Queen's
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: Espresso Repair to come install these. I think I have
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: a decent handle on how to do it myself.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: No, and it's a classic mistake.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: I thought I could just do it with sheer strength.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: So you broke it. It's like the ultimate, like like
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: like just adult.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Man, move bro. Let me tell you, like, I'm.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Gonna fix this, and then you just destroy it.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: I didn't really look up how to do it. Yeah,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: I kind of did and started to I didn't have
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: the tools. Yeah, so you just ripped it off. No,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: I just started to unscrew the knobs. There's a steam
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: knob and a hot water knob, and I started to
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: unscrew them and I was like, man, this is really hard.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Like it was. It was so hard, but they weren't
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: meant to be unscrewed. But they were continuing to just
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: move a tiny bit. So I started to use my
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: other hand.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to support time, you have to use that amount
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: of pressure. You're doing something wrong.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: And I was getting it, and then I finally did
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: get it. And then I screwed my custom wood knobs
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: on to replace them. But then when I tried to
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: use them, nothing was happening. Yeah, So I called the
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Brooklyn Cleans espresso repair guy, Jimmy. He must have been curious.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: He came and he was in my apartment. Get there. Well,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I had to schedule him. It took me like two weeks.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: He came when I wasn't home and he called me
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: and he was like, Dude, in my twenty years of
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: working on these machines, I've how did you do this?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: And I was like, he was like, it's broken. All
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: this all the screws and the nuts inside are like warp.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: He goes, did you do this with your bare hands?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: And I go yeah, and he goes he starts laughing.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: He goes, you must be the strongest guy on earth,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: and go, Jimmy, I'm not happy about this, because yeah,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: I don't mean to laugh, but if there is a plus,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: you're the strongest person I've ever met. And I'm like, dude,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: I know I'm strong.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, So I have an espresso machine.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Why do you think I brute forced my way to
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: break the ferrari of expresso machines that I own.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: You warp the metal you like inside? Yeah, strip the screws.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: I basically I didn't just strip them, I like popped
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: them so like lug nuts and the things like that.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: And he was like I've never seen this before. Uh,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: And he couldn't stop laughing about it. And I felt
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: really sick to my stomach. So we're seeing if the
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: warranty covers.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: It's a compliment, though it covers human destruction.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Human rage. Pure I'm going to just pure force my way.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Through it is really like it's a good rule to follow,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: like if you're if you if you're trying to fix
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: something or repair something or build something, and and it's
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: taking more than your natural strength to do it where
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: you need to get the other arm involved. It's not
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: the right thing to do.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: I know it.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I can picture the faces you were making like this.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean I was literally like off my feet,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: yeah straight, I was using my like full body weight
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: to just turn it.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: But I got myself in moments like that where I've
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: done that and like halfway through, I'm like, if it's
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: this hard, there's no way this is how it's supposed
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: to be.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: See that is the correct way to think. My thought
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: process is, Wow, think of how many weak men have
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: not been.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Able to do.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: They've this machine, just this whole instruction manual. All of
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: that is for people who weren't division one athletes exactly.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: So my dad used to do everything.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: He was just break shit constantly, like oh, this must
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: be how you do it. Snaps and a half broken.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: It's just how it like, it's how everyone's going to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: make two things.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, PFT is telling a story that like he bought
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: a place up state in like Indiana, some beach town,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: and there's carts. It's a golf cart neighborhood, and him
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: and like to be like try to like fix a
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: golf cart, and they spent like sixteen hours on it
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: to try and save five hundred dollars and then sixteen
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: hours later they have to buy a new Yeah. They
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: just they broke everything because they like, uh, spent time
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: away from their families to fix this golf cart that
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: they destroyed.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can't put a dollar value on the
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: satisfaction of doing it yourself or with a buddy. And
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: the problem, Yeah, and the problem there is that another
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: pair of eyes on it. You pay Like none of
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: us know the correct and fastest way to do it ourselves.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: So when we get into the weeds of a repair
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: like that, we get frustrated. Yeah, and you start just breaking.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: And then you're like, I'm gonna cut some corners. I'm
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: just if I.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: Pull on this as hard as I possibly can.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna go my own way.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna take the root the road less travel and
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: put all my weight into twisting this top off of
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: its fucking hinges.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: I mean even like furniture, like setting up furniture.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: I never read the man.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just did you watch.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: A YouTube video?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I sort of did, but there's always a YouTube video.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: I think halfway through I saw like lebron Top ten
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: poster dunks of all Time, and you.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Just watch that instead and with your other two hands.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I posterized the machine that got me so fired
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: up that.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: You're watching the chase down block on Andre goodlog. I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: smacked this shit out of your la Marzoco, Oh what
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: a block by day.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: I remember being a kid and going over to my
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: friend's house Christmas Day and I was looking at the
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: gifts that he got and he got like a like
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: a remote control like helicopter, and I broke it immediately,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: and it was the same thing. It was like, I
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: was like, why is this like this should be like twisting,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: shouldn't it snap it in half?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Don Yeah, Christmas ruined. Everyone's pissed. Yeah, how did you
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: come out of that? Apologizing?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm Jewish, I don't this doesn't mean anything. No,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: you guys have eight days of this.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: No, won't you just get seven more of these.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: That is brutal. Oh my god, that's apparent thing, dude.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: On Christmas this year, I spent like that. I spent
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: two hours putting together some kind of like place set
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: inside my house that they didn't even look at. And like,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: just two months later, I just saw it in our
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: like recycling room. It's just thrown out. Oh really, they
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: never played with it, tossed, just like I know. My
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: whole life is just going to be December twenty fourth,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: construction of things terrible.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: Well, Ron, that's one way to look at it. Another
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: way to look at it is that you have built
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: a beautiful family that will support you all the way
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: through your life with love and stuff like that. Oh yeah,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: whereas I'm just building things for to distract myself from
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: how lonely I am.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're building, destroyed building and destroying.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: You can invite the espresso guy over again.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah I up just broke again.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: You don't got to rip the knobs off for me
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: to come over here.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: Remember that espresso machine you worked on, Yeah, fucked it
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: up again.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: I want to come over.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Bring some beers this time, bring your own mug. How
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: about I make you a cup after you fix it.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Jimmy, what a legend. I can't believe that that's the
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: only guy in that business. Maybe you need to get
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: into that business so you can just meet fellow espresso heads. Yeah,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: good networking tool.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: You should start like.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: An espresso club where you guys go to a different
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: machine every week.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Home espresso club.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. He has run to an
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: espresso place. I think I'm too old in life at
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: this point to learn anything new. Well, that's definitely not true.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: I think it's over. What do you need to learn
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: any you have to learn new things? I think I'm full. Yeah,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: I think it's it's uh, if anything, I need to start.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: I need to start taking things to good will. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: I need to purge my mind ayahuasca because right now
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: I know too much. I know too I know how
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: to do too many things.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: Well, it doesn't sound like you do because you destroyed
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: your espresso machine.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's a new thing. Yeah, so you gotta
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: learn it. No, No, I'm not gonna.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: You gotta learn how to take those knobs off yourself.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: If I learn how to do that, then how does
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: the friendship with Jimmy come to be?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: Maybe you call him next time and you say, Jimmy,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: you'll never get I figured out how to do the knobs.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: Turns out there's a couple of screws inside. You just
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: kind of pop those out and they slip right off.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you remember your job. Turns out it's not hard.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it turns out they have like Chad GBT just
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: told me how to do it in one paragraph.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Now that you're gonna have so much free time on unemployment,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: let's go get a beer.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's grab a beer and celebrate your retirement.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: And espresso man and cosplaying as a craftsman.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: Tales old as time.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Kuzma. That's a Kuzma one on one right there.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: He went to He went to high school with Jordan Jensen,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: who Jimmy, Oh really Yeah. He's like you're a comedian.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: Do you know? Uh Jordan Jensen? And I was like
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: do I? Yeah, yes I do?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Where did? Where does? Uh? She said your name on
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Rogan one time.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you should have been.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah she talked about me on Rogan.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we're very close. She mislabeled me on Rogan.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: Consider her one of my best friends.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Is she from the City of New York I have
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: no I know, I don't think so. And they both
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: wound up here.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: What are the odds?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what are the odds that two people from high
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: school could end up in New York City?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: Wow? Two kids done made it good. They made it out.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: And he's an expressover repair man.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: He expressed pairs espressos.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: That should be his modo.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: How often do you think he hears the X and
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Xpresso do you think people ever throw it at him?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: One with a machine like that is calling it an expresso?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: Whoa, what's that supposed to mean?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: It means it's top notched. It's a top notch machine.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: You're saying that black people can't afford.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: I wasn't even thinking about black people.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, well, but now I am. You don't get
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: me riled up, dude. That was such a good joke
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: by by Zach Galfanakis when he hosted SNL. What do
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: you say? He said that he was talking about how
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: he uses axe body spray, and then the but he
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: has a lot of black friends who call it asque
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: body spray something like that. So well done. He was
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: a good comic.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, really is a special The what's it called
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: the something.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: Rou Yeah, the Purple where he sits at the piano
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: and does the Yeah. I think it's funny. Yeah, he's
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: really good. Yeah he did Lighterman. Yeah, back when Letterman
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: was like the thing.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's very funny. Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: And now now where's Letterman you.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Know, doing that but doing that cool show on Netflix?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, it's all that. Next guest needs no introduction.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: He's not starting any fucking beef with Logan Paul. He's
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: just being graceful about.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: His his no buckle fat removed, No.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Buckle fat still there.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: He is a fat beard now, fat ass beard, delicious beard.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what else? Is there? Anything else? No?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: We have uh, Steve Gerbin coming in, so check check
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: for that episode that will be coming out. We're about
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: to record that right after this, so check for that
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: episode that will be coming out soon.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: That'll be coming out on Tuesday, the eleventh of August.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: Nice is that true? Yes?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Holy shit?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: All right, alrighty we will see you guys next week.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Thank you,