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Fringey Mini: There's no way the royals are human · Journey to the Fringe

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  this is from the mirror i'm choosing this one
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  by the way you weren't picking it and it needs
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  to be picked right now so this is from the mirror
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  .co .uk it's definitely a royal update and this
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  is a royal update that we need because we're
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  a royal podcast now king charles didn't realize
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  what cling film was and shrieked first time he
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  saw it sorry i thought this was going to be the
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  death announcement nope I really want to know
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  his response to his death. Sorry for everybody
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  who isn't up to date with our text conversation
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  between me and Chelsea, which is everybody but
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  me and Chelsea. BBC announced that King Chuck
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  died and then did 16 minutes of silence because
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  they didn't know what to do. Because they panicked
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  and left the studio. But you know what's funny
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  is that remember something like that happened
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  with the Queen and then there was a whole conspiracy
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  theory about how she wasn't seen or was that
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  it? I can't remember. And nobody just gives a
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  fuck with King Charles. I could also fully see,
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  even if it was incorrectly done, him being like,
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  oh, well, I don't want to cause a bother for
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  anybody and just die. I just love how it's so
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  opposite like everyone was like freaked out with
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  the queen. Yeah Yeah, no when the queen dies,
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  I'm like chocked. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that makes
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  sense So anyway, we're not talking about that
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  because it doesn't fucking matter. He's still
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  alive. Okay, so this is maybe who cares? This
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  is by Rosaline Fenton deputy head of audience
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  It's more important how we react to claim We've
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  all had kitchen nightmares before from over -broiling
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  a pot of risotto to burning something to a crisp
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  in the oven. I can bet you at all my money not
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  King Charles. No. It's gonna become more apparent
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  throughout this whole article. It turns out that
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  it's not just us mere mortals who have that problem.
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  King Charles apparently had no idea what cling
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  film was and shrieked the first time he saw it.
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  Author Tom Bauer previously wrote a book about
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  Prince Philip called Rebel Prince and in it claimed.
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  that the then prince shrieked and trembled when
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  first coming into contact with cling film. It
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  comes as the monarchy recently started eating
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  lunch for the first time after decades of skipping
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  the meal. According to the mail on Sunday, the
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  75 -year -old has now got a taste for a millennial
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  favorite, which Meghan Markle was also keen on,
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  avocado. A source told the mail, with some reluctance,
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  he now has something to eat at lunchtime. A snack,
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  really. He now eats half an avocado to sustain
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  himself through the day. It's important, particularly
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  if you have got an illness. In Bower's book,
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  the author claimed one of Prince Philip's grapes
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  about Charles was his disconnect from the regular
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  world, which was never clearer than when he struggled
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  with the cling film. Thankfully, wife Camilla
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  Parker Bowles was there to settle his nerves.
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  The book reads, he walked into the dining room
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  and shrieked, fearing the worst Camilla dashed
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  in after him. What's this? asked her husband
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  pointing at the food. It's cling film, darling,"
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  she replied. This segment was first published
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  in The Guardian, but Clarence House declined
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  to comment on the book's release. Without official
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  comment, we don't know whether Charles really
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  did squeal at discovering cling film, or indeed
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  other stories from Rebel Prince are fact or fiction.
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  Either way, it's a compelling read. Yeah, nothing
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  else comes up in here. So that's it. That's my
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  update. Totally out of touch, as I think we all
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  had a feeling of. Of all the meals to skip. Yeah,
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  lunch. Lunch. Usually it's breakfast, right?
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  Yeah, I skip breakfast all the time. yeah i feel
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  like that's a very normal thing but yeah i think
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  that would be the most normal because once you
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  eat then you have to continue to eat throughout
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  the day it's easiest or like you're gonna do
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  a very big meal and you're gonna do just lunch
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  maybe yeah and that's like you do a huge meal
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  there and you don't eat breakfast or dinner yeah
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  who would have thought it's fucking bizarre and
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  alien -like and it took having lunch for him
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  to read as if cling wrap is only something that
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  you would encounter during lunch specifically
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  with a lunch avocado yeah because he's only doing
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  lunch avocados which is just as weird as skipping
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  lunch I don't know. I think it just proves it.
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  They're from outer space, and they don't deserve
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  to be in charge of so much. What are they even
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  in charge of? I actually don't know. Oh, just
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  fucking everything. Yeah, including regular person
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  fuck up. He's theirs. They pretend they're not,
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  but they're clearly in contact trying to figure
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  out the way that he could least fuck up the royal
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  family. Or his murder, probably. Yeah. You know
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  they've had that conversation. definitely have
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  had that conversation. I wonder how many people
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  were involved with it and how long it took, but
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  it happened at some point. Oh yeah, a hundred
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  percent. Anyhow, that's our fun mini for this
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  week. I gotta wonder too, with him squealing
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  and shivering at the idea of cling wrap, I just
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  want to compare to that, to like the conversation
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  he had about murdering his brother. Probably,
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  definitely happened. I guarantee you, there were
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  no squeals or shivering. There might have been,
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  you don't know. There might have been, but it
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  was probably just one of those things that happens
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  because you're in a royal family, but Klingrap,
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  ew, ew, ew! What is this thing? I have become
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  a glidesdale! It's giving me the shivers. Two
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  very different distinct feelings, I would think.
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  Or maybe the same? No, no, not the same at all.
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  What a wild ride this mini was. It's Wednesday.
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  Anyhow, you guys got 48 hours. Talk to your family
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  about murdering somebody within your family and
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  see how it feels compared to Klingrap. I got
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  my ideas about who it is in our family. And then
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  say, just kidding. Anyhow, that laugh was very
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  important. Bye.