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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you should know, a production of iHeartRadio.
- 0:11Speaker 2: Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh, and there's
- 0:14Speaker 2: Chuck and Jerry's here too, and this is stuff you
- 0:16Speaker 2: should know that we're all melting.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Addition, Yeah, I'm just a migrating fern.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one to be.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Blowing through of the forest looking for a new home. Sure,
- 0:30Speaker 1: I'm a spore.
- 0:31Speaker 2: What happens when you get their spore?
- 0:33Speaker 1: Well, I'll probably grow into a beautiful new fern because
- 0:37Speaker 1: ferns are pretty party.
- 0:39Speaker 2: That's awesome, and I'll bet you'll contribute to society and
- 0:42Speaker 2: all sorts of beneficial ways that ferns that were already
- 0:46Speaker 2: there couldn't necessarily do.
- 0:48Speaker 1: I hope. So there is fern stuff in here, and
- 0:51Speaker 1: I have a wonderful fern scene at my camp on
- 0:55Speaker 1: the other side of the feeder creek that goes into
- 0:57Speaker 1: the main creek. I call it. I even have a son.
- 0:59Speaker 1: This is fern forest, and it's a forest of ferns.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Is quite lovely.
- 1:03Speaker 2: God knows where they're from, because those things can travel
- 1:06Speaker 2: quite a bit, as we'll see.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Yeah, they could be from Alabamy easily.
- 1:13Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. Easily. Man, I've got a stat that's
- 1:16Speaker 2: gonna blow your mind in a second. Uh oh boy, Actually,
- 1:19Speaker 2: I'll just bust it out now, you ready? Yeah?
- 1:21Speaker 1: Yeah? How far can a fern travel?
- 1:23Speaker 2: A fern can travel. The Tasmanian tree fern in particular,
- 1:27Speaker 2: can send it spores five hundred to eight hundred kilometers.
- 1:31Speaker 2: It's three hundred to five hundred miles from the mother plant.
- 1:35Speaker 2: And get this, a single frond a fraud produces more
- 1:41Speaker 2: than seven hundred and fifty million of those spores.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:45Speaker 2: So you can understand that ferns, I mean, you find
- 1:48Speaker 2: ferns everywhere. They're really hardy. They can actually survive cold,
- 1:53Speaker 2: colder temperatures than you would think. They also thrive in
- 1:56Speaker 2: the tropics. They're like a really great pioneer plant. They
- 1:59Speaker 2: usually are among the first large plants that show up
- 2:03Speaker 2: in a newly cleared part of Earth. Right, this all
- 2:07Speaker 2: makes sense then, Okay, So what we're talking about then,
- 2:10Speaker 2: is that those ferns that showed up in this new
- 2:12Speaker 2: place and said, hey, let's get this, let's get this
- 2:15Speaker 2: biosphere going again, let's get this biome back into shape
- 2:18Speaker 2: after this wildfire or something like that. Or there's like
- 2:23Speaker 2: a stampede because there was a really great ice cream
- 2:25Speaker 2: truck that drove through one of those two. Those ferns
- 2:30Speaker 2: have migrated. They came from Tasmania apparently all the way
- 2:35Speaker 2: to wherever the ice cream truck was. Right now they're there,
- 2:39Speaker 2: and so they actually moved in that sense, which is
- 2:42Speaker 2: really surprising because plants are what are known as sessile organisms.
- 2:46Speaker 2: They don't move from place to place individually as organisms,
- 2:50Speaker 2: but as a species they can actually move around like inchworms.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Pretty good.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty cool. I didn't really know much about this.
- 2:58Speaker 1: We're talking about plant migration and the idea, well not idea,
- 3:02Speaker 1: the very real fact that just like humans and animals
- 3:08Speaker 1: will go to more hospitable climbs as the climate may
- 3:13Speaker 1: change or just i don't know, just to seek a
- 3:16Speaker 1: better place to be, plants and trees and things on
- 3:19Speaker 1: mass do the same thing.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's all sorts of ways that they do
- 3:24Speaker 2: that too. So they do it by dispersing their seeds
- 3:28Speaker 2: or their spores in that case, fern spores or single
- 3:31Speaker 2: cell organisms. They're not like a seed technically, but they
- 3:34Speaker 2: do the same thing. Right. They show up in a
- 3:37Speaker 2: place and set up shop and they start rocking out.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. And ferns, you know, it depends and
- 3:44Speaker 1: we'll get all into this stuff. But how fast this
- 3:47Speaker 1: happens depends on different factors. How far these plants can
- 3:52Speaker 1: migrate depends on different factors. Why this is happening is
- 3:58Speaker 1: generally climate change. Yeah, and plants are in trees, and
- 4:02Speaker 1: things are generally moving north or up in elevation if
- 4:07Speaker 1: they hit mountains.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Or south in the southern hemisphere exactly.
- 4:13Speaker 1: So that's sort of the general pattern. And we mentioned
- 4:15Speaker 1: ferns because, like you said, those spores can really haul.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Ferns also mature very quickly, and you know, the wind
- 4:23Speaker 1: can just that's that's why I got a fern forest
- 4:27Speaker 1: at my camp probably.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Yeah, So they check both of the boxes that you
- 4:30Speaker 2: need to be a fast migrating plant species. They produce
- 4:35Speaker 2: seeds or spores at a very young age, and their
- 4:38Speaker 2: seed or spore can travel very far distances, right right,
- 4:42Speaker 2: so they can move around. And also it doesn't hurt that,
- 4:45Speaker 2: like I said, ferns are adaptable. Trees and other plants
- 4:48Speaker 2: still move quite so fast. But they move, especially if
- 4:53Speaker 2: you look at the fossil record, a lot faster than
- 4:55Speaker 2: they actually should so if you pay attention to a
- 4:58Speaker 2: single organism saying oak, Those acorns don't travel terribly far.
- 5:04Speaker 2: They may get a little further away from the drip
- 5:07Speaker 2: line if a squirrel happens to bury it somewhere and
- 5:09Speaker 2: a new oak tree grows.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Sure.
- 5:12Speaker 2: I think it was Ander Samberg who described acorns as
- 5:17Speaker 2: solar powered factories for producing more oak trees.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Whoaa Andy Samberg said that?
- 5:23Speaker 2: No, Anders Sandberg. Oh, okay, he's a philosopher at Oxford.
- 5:29Speaker 1: That makes a lot more sense.
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- 6:00Speaker 1: to what's her name, Joanna Newsom, the singer and harpist
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- 6:17Speaker 2: Okay, so that's Andy Samberg per Yeah.
- 6:21Speaker 1: That would just checked a quick detour.
- 6:24Speaker 2: U Wait wait I wasn't done.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Oh no, good, go ahead.
- 6:27Speaker 2: So if you look in an individual tree, an oak tree,
- 6:30Speaker 2: those acorns don't go particularly far away from the tree,
- 6:34Speaker 2: as the old saying goes, But the fact that they
- 6:36Speaker 2: do fall away from the tree moons that very slowly
- 6:40Speaker 2: some of those seedlings are going to grow up a
- 6:42Speaker 2: little more northward or a little more southward. Then it's
- 6:46Speaker 2: mother plant, and very very slowly, the whole group of
- 6:49Speaker 2: oaks can move southward or northward right.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Over hundreds and thousands and tens of thousands.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Of years so long. The thing is, if you look
- 6:59Speaker 2: at the fossil record, they moved way faster than they should.
- 7:04Speaker 2: And there's actually a paradox that was named by a
- 7:07Speaker 2: guy named Clement.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Red right reads paradox.
- 7:11Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a great, great title for it.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Of rapid plant migration. That's the full title.
- 7:15Speaker 2: It sounds almost like snake oil from the nineteenth century.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of.
- 7:21Speaker 2: So what is it?
- 7:22Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I didn't ever seen me up. We're still
- 7:25Speaker 1: tight after all these years.
- 7:26Speaker 2: For sure.
- 7:27Speaker 1: So what he found from the fossil record, like you
- 7:30Speaker 1: were talking about, and as we'll see that that's one,
- 7:32Speaker 1: like you know, pretty good way to study this stuff,
- 7:34Speaker 1: especially pollen fossils.
- 7:35Speaker 2: Right, yeah, because they're so hardy.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Yeah. So he saw that trees were migrating a lot
- 7:40Speaker 1: faster than like the rate that you would think, and
- 7:44Speaker 1: so he like those oaks I think was one example
- 7:48Speaker 1: you gave on the British Isles after the last glacial period,
- 7:52Speaker 1: over a span of like ten thousand years or so,
- 7:56Speaker 1: they traveled about six hundred miles and it would normally
- 7:59Speaker 1: take about a million years if the steeds, if the
- 8:02Speaker 1: seeds were just dispersed in a typical way. But what
- 8:06Speaker 1: he figured was that what may be happening here is
- 8:10Speaker 1: like some weird weather event happens that sent things much
- 8:15Speaker 1: farther than usual, or like some deer or something eats
- 8:22Speaker 1: something and then poops out something really far away from
- 8:26Speaker 1: where it started, and so all of a sudden, this
- 8:29Speaker 1: animal has spread it via their poo poo.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Right, And this is how like large scale migration happens,
- 8:37Speaker 2: or I should say, rapid migration over long distances.
- 8:39Speaker 1: Right right, Yeah, it's the.
- 8:41Speaker 2: It's the unusual, not just the acorn falling and hitting
- 8:44Speaker 2: the ground. It's not just gravity assisted. It's animal assisted,
- 8:47Speaker 2: which is called zoochorey, or it's wind assisted, which is
- 8:50Speaker 2: called a nema corey, or water assisted, which is called hydrochory.
- 8:55Speaker 2: And that's just the way that some plants dispersed their seeds.
- 8:59Speaker 2: That's kind of on top of the normal way they
- 9:02Speaker 2: dispersed it, which is just dropping it from their leaves
- 9:04Speaker 2: or the spores blowing on the wind, which I guess
- 9:08Speaker 2: is one type of corey.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Yeah. So like if a squirrel loaded up its mouthful
- 9:12Speaker 1: of things m h and somehow found its way into
- 9:14Speaker 1: your camper, as you said off for Arizona.
- 9:17Speaker 2: That would be a freak event.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Sure it probably wouldn't be en mass, but you know,
- 9:23Speaker 1: that's a way a dree coud move.
- 9:24Speaker 2: All it takes is that one oak to make it
- 9:27Speaker 2: sure to just survive, and then it starts its own
- 9:31Speaker 2: new part of the range.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, And we al should should point out when
- 9:37Speaker 1: when was redoing this. This is a while ago, like
- 9:40Speaker 1: one hundred plus years ago, right.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a geologist. I don't know if we said,
- 9:44Speaker 2: but his reads Paradox of Rapid Plant Migration came out
- 9:48Speaker 2: in eighteen ninety nine and it was a smash hit.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Yeah, so people, I mean for at least that long,
- 9:54Speaker 1: science has been sort of curious about this, this migration
- 9:59Speaker 1: happening at a rate that they would not expect.
- 10:01Speaker 2: Right. The thing is is it's really hard when you
- 10:05Speaker 2: throw in that X factor to calculate how fast and
- 10:09Speaker 2: actual species can migrate. And there's a few ways that
- 10:13Speaker 2: you can study that kind of thing. One, as you said,
- 10:17Speaker 2: is studying the fossil record, which is super helpful, but
- 10:21Speaker 2: it's not showing you what's going on contemporaneously or within
- 10:25Speaker 2: the last couple decades. This is ten thousand, a million
- 10:28Speaker 2: years ago something like that, right.
- 10:30Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you wanted to study something a little
- 10:32Speaker 1: closer to home timeline wise, you would maybe set up
- 10:37Speaker 1: what's called a permanent vegetation plot, so you would mark
- 10:40Speaker 1: off an area and you would go back there, you know,
- 10:44Speaker 1: every so often, like every six months or every year
- 10:46Speaker 1: or so, and just sort of chart what's happening. That's
- 10:50Speaker 1: one really good way. I think they've been doing this
- 10:52Speaker 1: for about one hundred years since in nineteen twenty, So
- 10:56Speaker 1: we've got a pretty good data set there. Something else
- 10:59Speaker 1: you could do is go somewhere, like, let's say you
- 11:03Speaker 1: dug up some cool scientific journal from a scientist from
- 11:08Speaker 1: you know, two hundred years ago that went and explored
- 11:10Speaker 1: some island, and while they may not have like charted
- 11:14Speaker 1: everything out exactly like you would in today's science, they
- 11:17Speaker 1: may have a really nice diary about all the plant
- 11:19Speaker 1: life there and things that they saw there and where
- 11:21Speaker 1: it might be. And you could go back to that
- 11:24Speaker 1: place and it's not quite as tight of a record,
- 11:27Speaker 1: but you could still get a pretty good idea of
- 11:28Speaker 1: what's happening.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Yeah, depending on whose journal you're working from. And back.
- 11:32Speaker 2: In twenty twelve, a Danish team of scientists followed the
- 11:36Speaker 2: record left by a nineteenth century geologist named Alexander von
- 11:41Speaker 2: Humboldt from Germany, who was just an interesting dude in
- 11:44Speaker 2: and of himself. Yeah, he called coffee concentrated some beams.
- 11:48Speaker 2: So he's that kind of guy.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Oh man, that's great.
- 11:51Speaker 2: They went back to Chimborazo Volcano in Ecuador, which Humboldt
- 11:56Speaker 2: studied in detail, and not only did he study the
- 11:59Speaker 2: vegetation there and he classified all sorts of new plants
- 12:02Speaker 2: that Europeans didn't know about at that point. He also
- 12:05Speaker 2: noted exactly where they were on the mountain as far
- 12:08Speaker 2: as the elevation went.
- 12:10Speaker 1: Super helpful, super helpful.
- 12:12Speaker 2: So based on this information, the twenty twelve Danes were
- 12:16Speaker 2: able to go back and recreate his trip, and then
- 12:20Speaker 2: they were able to note what plants were where, and
- 12:23Speaker 2: they found that everything, all species, on average, had moved
- 12:26Speaker 2: up the mountain by about an average of about five
- 12:29Speaker 2: hundred meters, which is significant. It's like almost a mile,
- 12:34Speaker 2: it's like eight tenths of a mile.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the average. Yeah, there was a lot
- 12:39Speaker 1: of aeriation within that, but that's that's a long way
- 12:42Speaker 1: for sure. And what we found out, and I guess
- 12:44Speaker 1: this comes up a little later, but a plant can
- 12:47Speaker 1: find more hospitable climbs going up five hundred meters than
- 12:53Speaker 1: they might by going let's just say north, like ninety
- 12:56Speaker 1: to one hundred miles. Yes, so like a much quicker
- 13:00Speaker 1: road to better climbs if you just go up that
- 13:03Speaker 1: mountain for sure.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of two ways they move is longitudinally yeah,
- 13:10Speaker 2: or altitudinally.
- 13:13Speaker 1: You gotta be in shape though, Oh, for sure, you're
- 13:15Speaker 1: gonna climb that mountain. Should we take a break?
- 13:20Speaker 2: I think we should. But just to wrap it up
- 13:21Speaker 2: real quick, there's a bunch of ways you can study
- 13:23Speaker 2: the movement of trees. But it's so slow and it
- 13:25Speaker 2: happens over such long timelines, longer than a human timeline,
- 13:29Speaker 2: that it's harder to do than you'd think. But we
- 13:31Speaker 2: still have figured out some ways to do it.
- 13:34Speaker 1: All Right, we'll be right back and we'll talk about
- 13:36Speaker 1: all this stuff in more detail.
- 13:38Speaker 2: Right for this.
- 14:00Speaker 1: One other way we failed to mention. Probably would have
- 14:01Speaker 1: been better to just say that before the break, But again,
- 14:04Speaker 1: still learning after sixteen years. Satellite images is another way
- 14:09Speaker 1: that you can study on the short term. You know,
- 14:13Speaker 1: the fossil pollen is much longer, and those plant plots
- 14:16Speaker 1: and things like that, vegetation plots our shorter term. But
- 14:20Speaker 1: satellite images can also help.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to catch like a venus fly
- 14:25Speaker 2: trap and the act of leap frogging over some other planet,
- 14:28Speaker 2: satellite image is going to help you with that. Fossil
- 14:31Speaker 2: record won't show you that.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Here's the thing with all this, though, it's not like
- 14:36Speaker 1: we're going to talk a lot about climate change because
- 14:38Speaker 1: that's what's spurring a lot of the movement right now.
- 14:40Speaker 1: But the Earth's climate has changed a lot over the
- 14:44Speaker 1: you know, over the years, and this is not some
- 14:47Speaker 1: new thing. There used to be periods of time where
- 14:51Speaker 1: the Sahara desert was quite green and there was grasses
- 14:55Speaker 1: growing there and tropical plants growing there, and elephants roaming
- 14:59Speaker 1: the Sahara and wildlife living there. And they've learned that
- 15:03Speaker 1: this is actually one of the things that helped move
- 15:06Speaker 1: you know, humans around, Like humans could actually migrate through
- 15:10Speaker 1: the Sahara with much more ease than they could before
- 15:13Speaker 1: during these green Sahara periods.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so fascinating that, you know, who knows when
- 15:19Speaker 2: we would have migrated out of Africa into Europe and
- 15:22Speaker 2: the ages had the green Sahara not happened. And isn't
- 15:25Speaker 2: that just nuts?
- 15:26Speaker 1: Yeah, like hundreds of miles it says here that they
- 15:29Speaker 1: would find tropical plants growing where they shouldn't be, growing
- 15:32Speaker 1: alongside you know, the desert stuff that survived. So that
- 15:36Speaker 1: was this weird sort of mixed up biome for a time.
- 15:38Speaker 2: Yeah, And the Green Sahara period there were a few
- 15:41Speaker 2: of them that had been documented, but they figured out
- 15:43Speaker 2: that they happened about every twenty three thousand years, right,
- 15:46Speaker 2: We're due for one in about twelve thousand years something
- 15:49Speaker 2: like that. And it's based on the tilt in Earth's axis.
- 15:54Speaker 2: That's neither here nor there. But the point is is
- 15:57Speaker 2: during these these periods where this was just a humid
- 16:01Speaker 2: kind of tropical forest, there was a mixture kind of
- 16:06Speaker 2: what you touched upon, of different like you said, a
- 16:08Speaker 2: hybrid biome of stuff that wouldn't necessarily live together under
- 16:13Speaker 2: normal circumstances, but got along just famously in the couple
- 16:16Speaker 2: thousand years that the Sahara was green and those plants
- 16:19Speaker 2: were growing together.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just amazing to think about.
- 16:22Speaker 2: And then in North America we have another example too.
- 16:26Speaker 2: After the Laurentide Glacier, which is way up in the
- 16:30Speaker 2: Arctic right now, used to be down in Indiana and
- 16:33Speaker 2: northern New Jersey. Yeah, and when it retreated, it took
- 16:36Speaker 2: everything with it. It took bowlers, it carved out lakes,
- 16:40Speaker 2: it did all sorts of neat stuff. But what it
- 16:42Speaker 2: didn't leave behind was vegetation. So it left it was
- 16:45Speaker 2: like a giant ice cream truck basically. Yeah, it left
- 16:49Speaker 2: nothing behind, and it was just a great place for
- 16:51Speaker 2: plants to pioneer and colonie.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean that's why you have pine trees in
- 16:56Speaker 1: New Jersey, right.
- 16:57Speaker 2: I would think so, yeah, or in the south because
- 17:00Speaker 2: they were too far they were trapped below or yeah,
- 17:05Speaker 2: below the Laurentide Glacier down in the southeast, even though
- 17:10Speaker 2: they normally would have been growing in the north, right,
- 17:15Speaker 2: And as the glacier retreated, the climate changed in that area,
- 17:18Speaker 2: and so the trees has moved on up. So that's
- 17:20Speaker 2: an example of migration as well.
- 17:22Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh wait, I thought they but I thought they
- 17:24Speaker 1: were It was more hospitable in the south for these trees,
- 17:27Speaker 1: and that migration sent them north. Yeah, that's what I said, right,
- 17:31Speaker 1: Oh okay maybe Yeah. The other thing we should talk
- 17:36Speaker 1: about as far as climate change goes, because, like I said,
- 17:38Speaker 1: we're going to mention that a lot is the rate
- 17:42Speaker 1: of change of the climate is increasing, as most people
- 17:45Speaker 1: agree on, and that is kind of where we are
- 17:49Speaker 1: now in discussing this is like, is the rate of
- 17:53Speaker 1: climate increasing too fast for the plant migration to catch up,
- 17:57Speaker 1: or in some cases are the plants migrating ahead of
- 18:00Speaker 1: that pace? And that's really sort of you know, a
- 18:04Speaker 1: lot of this episode is about this rate of change.
- 18:07Speaker 1: In the two hundred years since the beginning of the
- 18:10Speaker 1: Industrial Age, no coincidence, the temperature of the Earth has
- 18:14Speaker 1: increased more than one degree. And again, yeah we all
- 18:19Speaker 1: know now that you know, one degree is like a huge,
- 18:22Speaker 1: huge deal.
- 18:22Speaker 2: It's one point eight degrees fahrenheit.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, But zero point three seven of that change
- 18:29Speaker 1: over the past two hundred years has come since twenty eleven.
- 18:33Speaker 1: So it's people. Have you know, someone has stepped on
- 18:37Speaker 1: the gas here. Yeah, and it's happening much much faster,
- 18:40Speaker 1: and seemingly in many cases, fasting faster than these plants
- 18:44Speaker 1: can catch up.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Yeah. So plants are used to migrating, like they've been
- 18:47Speaker 2: migrating through our Earth's history, but these conditions are different.
- 18:52Speaker 2: It's not like it was before. Even when the Earth
- 18:55Speaker 2: was heating up after the last Ice Age, I think,
- 18:58Speaker 2: did you say that it took about an hour average
- 19:00Speaker 2: of fourteen hundred years to increase by one degree after
- 19:03Speaker 2: the last glacial period?
- 19:05Speaker 1: No, No, that was the setup. That would have been
- 19:07Speaker 1: very helpful.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Actually, I mean, think about it. So we've achieved one
- 19:11Speaker 2: degree in two hundred years, and after the last glacial
- 19:15Speaker 2: period ended the earth heated one degree every fourteen hundred years.
- 19:20Speaker 1: Yeah, that's called a rapid increase.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you said, somebody's put their foot on the gas,
- 19:24Speaker 2: and that's somebody is Western industrialized nations, right.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:28Speaker 2: So that's one thing that's really kind of putting the
- 19:31Speaker 2: heat on plants literally is their southernmost ranges or their
- 19:36Speaker 2: northernmost ranges, depending on what I guess, they're equatorial pointing
- 19:42Speaker 2: ranges where it's hotter. Those are the ones that are
- 19:47Speaker 2: really at stake. So are those plants ranges big enough
- 19:50Speaker 2: that they'll be able to survive that change in climate
- 19:53Speaker 2: and just keep moving northward or are they going to
- 19:56Speaker 2: be outpaced by the movement of the climate because the
- 20:00Speaker 2: climate is racing towards the poles, just like the plants are.
- 20:04Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, So who's faster.
- 20:06Speaker 2: Well, it turns out if you talk about New England's trees,
- 20:11Speaker 2: they move something I think red oaks is what it
- 20:13Speaker 2: was that this University of Vermont group was studying. They
- 20:17Speaker 2: move something like a tenth to three tenths of a
- 20:20Speaker 2: mile a year, right, Yeah. The climate is moving something
- 20:25Speaker 2: like four to six miles a year. So the climate
- 20:28Speaker 2: is really kind of showing up as kind of the
- 20:31Speaker 2: Usain Bolt of this race. And I don't know the
- 20:38Speaker 2: plants are like me racing Usain Bolt.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that lab group in Vermont, they all have t
- 20:43Speaker 1: shirts that just say you do the math exactly. It's
- 20:47Speaker 1: very smarty, but they get their point across for sure.
- 20:51Speaker 1: There's another example of and you know, we've kind of
- 20:53Speaker 1: been talking about northern movement, which is generally the pattern,
- 20:58Speaker 1: but not always. There's a rece Purdue name song Lend Fay.
- 21:03Speaker 1: I think Fay or Fhi. I don't know Fi. I
- 21:07Speaker 1: bet it's Fie who studied eighty six species of trees
- 21:10Speaker 1: in the eastern US over about thirty years from the
- 21:13Speaker 1: mid eighties to twenty fifteen. And it depends on what
- 21:17Speaker 1: the tree is. Hardwoods, scarlet oaks, red maples, magnolias are
- 21:22Speaker 1: moving west at about one and a half kilometers a
- 21:25Speaker 1: year because the Midwest is becoming more wet and the
- 21:29Speaker 1: conditions are good for those trees to grow. Soft woods,
- 21:33Speaker 1: shortleaf pines, red pines, bald cypress. They're actually moving north
- 21:37Speaker 1: about a kilometer of the year, a kilometer a year.
- 21:40Speaker 2: So.
- 21:42Speaker 1: Different plants and trees are moving in different directions at
- 21:45Speaker 1: different rates.
- 21:46Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very much akin to a neighborhood that's this
- 21:51Speaker 2: old settled in neighborhood with a bunch of mix of
- 21:54Speaker 2: people that's being gentrified. It's being pushed out and separated.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Not everybody, just the whole neighborhood doesn't just move. This
- 22:02Speaker 2: neighborhood breaks up and goes in different directions. And so
- 22:05Speaker 2: to ecologists in arborous like this is very concerning because
- 22:09Speaker 2: for a long time we've looked at groups of plants
- 22:13Speaker 2: as communities, like some some plants go with other plants,
- 22:17Speaker 2: like I think was it beach and uh, hickory, where
- 22:25Speaker 2: is it?
- 22:26Speaker 1: I don't know. I like hickory, though.
- 22:29Speaker 2: We can't we can't leave that in there. Oh yeah, hemlocks.
- 22:32Speaker 2: I knew it was an h. H. Tree. Beach and
- 22:35Speaker 2: hemlocks go together like peanut butter and chocolate, so to do,
- 22:40Speaker 2: like firs and spruces. Right, So when you find one
- 22:42Speaker 2: of these, you usually find the other one. And there's
- 22:44Speaker 2: also a bunch of other plants that kind of interact,
- 22:46Speaker 2: and usually some types of animals that hang out in
- 22:49Speaker 2: those same types of forests. So if you've got the
- 22:51Speaker 2: hemlocks going north and the beach going west, Who are
- 22:56Speaker 2: the hemlocks going to mix with and who are the
- 22:57Speaker 2: beach going to mix with when they start to set
- 22:59Speaker 2: up these new communities, And that was really troubling to ecologists,
- 23:03Speaker 2: but I think palinologists, these fossil pollen scientists have said
- 23:09Speaker 2: it's always been this way. Communities aren't permanent, they're kind
- 23:12Speaker 2: of instable. They just seem permanent to us because our
- 23:15Speaker 2: life years there are lifespans on the order of like
- 23:19Speaker 2: seventy eighty years, right right, This is it's a much
- 23:22Speaker 2: slower process, but it's a constantly changing turnover, so it's
- 23:26Speaker 2: not that big of a deal. But again, because of
- 23:29Speaker 2: the pace of climate change, when these hemlocks get further
- 23:32Speaker 2: north and the beach get further west, they're going to
- 23:35Speaker 2: have far less time to develop new connections and networks
- 23:39Speaker 2: with the new plants that they set up communities with.
- 23:43Speaker 1: Yeah, and the other thing too, you know earlier when
- 23:46Speaker 1: I mentioned that a series of trees might move up
- 23:52Speaker 1: a mountain side because it's a way quicker way to
- 23:55Speaker 1: get to a more hospitable climate than moving that ninety
- 23:57Speaker 1: miles north. Yeah, when they and this happens in other
- 24:01Speaker 1: cases as well, it's not just like up a mountain side.
- 24:04Speaker 1: But when they get to the place where they're going,
- 24:07Speaker 1: it may be a better place, may be more hospitable
- 24:11Speaker 1: climate wise, but other things aren't so great. So if
- 24:14Speaker 1: you move up that mountain slope, let's say you have
- 24:17Speaker 1: a shallower soil, and so those trees move up there
- 24:21Speaker 1: because the climate's better. But then they get there and
- 24:24Speaker 1: the soil is in as great, so they get squeezed
- 24:26Speaker 1: into where they can grow, maybe into like a tiny
- 24:29Speaker 1: little narrow band that's you know, potentially choking off the
- 24:32Speaker 1: rest of the forest.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I've figured out it's kind of like hiding in
- 24:37Speaker 2: a closet during a house fire, Like you're going to
- 24:39Speaker 2: be safe in the short term, but in the long
- 24:41Speaker 2: term it's not a great strategy. But it's not like
- 24:44Speaker 2: the trees have any choice. They can't go back down.
- 24:46Speaker 2: It's too hot there, they can't move further up. There's
- 24:49Speaker 2: the soils in hospitable, so they're trapped and they're eventually
- 24:53Speaker 2: going to become a thinner and thinner band until they
- 24:55Speaker 2: just pop out of existence.
- 24:57Speaker 1: That's right. And the other thing that can happen when,
- 25:00Speaker 1: like you said, when they get to a new place,
- 25:02Speaker 1: and they don't have enough time to make new friends.
- 25:05Speaker 1: All of a sudden, that can open the window for
- 25:08Speaker 1: bad friends to show up. Yeah, and all of a sudden,
- 25:10Speaker 1: invasive species are there, and then you've got a whole
- 25:13Speaker 1: other set of problems.
- 25:14Speaker 2: Yeah, the ones that were like leather jackets with the
- 25:17Speaker 2: little silver studs on their shoulders, those are the ones
- 25:21Speaker 2: you gotta watch out for. Those plants.
- 25:24Speaker 1: If this all seems very kind of on too long
- 25:27Speaker 1: of a timeline for you to care, First of all,
- 25:31Speaker 1: you probably don't care much about climate change because that's
- 25:33Speaker 1: the whole name of the game there. Sure, but maple
- 25:37Speaker 1: syrup is a good example that Livia found Lyvia helped
- 25:40Speaker 1: u out. She did great job with this. The maple tree.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Which species is that? The sugar maple is one of
- 25:47Speaker 1: the two main species that we use to get that
- 25:49Speaker 1: delicious maple syrup.
- 25:50Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this isn't a side. Sugar maple are two
- 25:53Speaker 2: beautiful words that form an even more beautiful.
- 25:57Speaker 1: You are right on the money, my friend. You know,
- 25:59Speaker 1: sugar maple. It just sounds nice coming out of my mouth. Yeah.
- 26:04Speaker 1: They have been migrating north into Canada, and you might say, well,
- 26:09Speaker 1: that's great Canada is a fine place to live, and
- 26:12Speaker 1: I'm sure they love their maple serve up there too.
- 26:14Speaker 1: But in Quebec, the researchers have found that they're not
- 26:18Speaker 1: gonna go beyond their current range up there because they're
- 26:22Speaker 1: boreal forests up there. So the soil again, they the
- 26:25Speaker 1: climate might be better, but then they get up there
- 26:27Speaker 1: and the soil pH and the microbe content in the
- 26:30Speaker 1: soil is not what they're used to and not what
- 26:33Speaker 1: they work well with and grow well with. So they're
- 26:36Speaker 1: not doing well up there in the forest.
- 26:38Speaker 2: No, No, And that's it's the exact same position as
- 26:42Speaker 2: the trees that are trying to go up the mountain
- 26:44Speaker 2: are running into. Eventually, these trees that are moving into
- 26:48Speaker 2: the boreal forest areas, they're like they can't go any further,
- 26:52Speaker 2: Like they're not adapted to that.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Over a long enough timeline, yeah, maybe.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Those sugar maples could, like a few of them, could
- 26:59Speaker 2: land in the border royal forest and end up surviving
- 27:01Speaker 2: in that kind of soil and then they would be
- 27:04Speaker 2: adapted for and they'd start reproducing. And then as the
- 27:07Speaker 2: boreal forest moved closer to the Poles or the Arctic,
- 27:11Speaker 2: those trees would move where the boreal forest used to be. Right,
- 27:15Speaker 2: totally not a problem over a long enough time span. Again,
- 27:18Speaker 2: climate change has so drastically shortened that timespan that there's
- 27:22Speaker 2: probably not going to be time for this, and those
- 27:24Speaker 2: sugar maples will just run into that boreal soil and
- 27:28Speaker 2: just they it'll be like hitting a brick wall for
- 27:30Speaker 2: their species.
- 27:31Speaker 1: Yeah, another issue that can happen. And I know this
- 27:35Speaker 1: all just seems like doomsday stuff, kind of is it?
- 27:38Speaker 1: Kind of this though, Let's say, like the Amazon episode
- 27:43Speaker 1: that we talked about, when trees are moving out there,
- 27:47Speaker 1: they might be replaced by something and it may not
- 27:49Speaker 1: be an invasive species, but it may just be weeds
- 27:52Speaker 1: or grasses or something. Those aren't as good at capturing
- 27:56Speaker 1: carbon as those trees were, So then that accelerates the
- 27:59Speaker 1: problem even more.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Right, And then there's another if you want to keep
- 28:03Speaker 2: talking about these stay scenarios. Those boreal forests, they actually
- 28:09Speaker 2: are if you look at a map or if you
- 28:12Speaker 2: look at planet Earth from outer space, they're dark, which
- 28:16Speaker 2: means that they absorb more sunlight, more heat, more UV radiation.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Then the polar caps the ice that reflects it back
- 28:24Speaker 2: into space. So as those boreal forests advance further and
- 28:28Speaker 2: further north toward the toward the Arctic or the North Pole,
- 28:32Speaker 2: and there's less and less ice to reflect that there's
- 28:34Speaker 2: more and more heat for them to trap, which is
- 28:37Speaker 2: just going to heat the earth that much faster. It's
- 28:40Speaker 2: a positive feedback loop that's super duper negative.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Yeah, very negative. Maybe we should cover tropical things moving
- 28:49Speaker 1: north and then take a break.
- 28:50Speaker 2: Yeah, because I got some good stuff on that, man,
- 28:52Speaker 2: I'm super exciting.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean it goes both ways. So you can
- 28:56Speaker 1: have like tropical plants and tropical zones like Florida, where
- 29:01Speaker 1: you know, the earth is warming, so they can move
- 29:03Speaker 1: further and further north, and all of a sudden, these
- 29:05Speaker 1: plants that are native to tropical zones are ending up
- 29:08Speaker 1: in areas where it's you know, not necessarily a tropical zone.
- 29:14Speaker 1: I can't remember which zone Atlanta.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Is, Atlanta's seven B and aight a seven.
- 29:21Speaker 1: I love that you know that stuff. But the point
- 29:25Speaker 1: is like these these like kill kill frost that you
- 29:29Speaker 1: might get that happen to I love that name kill frost,
- 29:34Speaker 1: Like it'll get really cold and frost over and like
- 29:36Speaker 1: kill things. Maybe that shouldn't be there if that's happening
- 29:38Speaker 1: less and less, and there's even less in the way
- 29:41Speaker 1: of those tropical plants moving northward.
- 29:44Speaker 2: Right, and so I guess climatologists are expecting that by
- 29:48Speaker 2: the end of the century, which seems like a long
- 29:51Speaker 2: way away. But buddy, that's like less than that's like
- 29:54Speaker 2: eight decades, seventy something years, maybe even seventy seven you
- 29:58Speaker 2: could say to be exact, But in seventy seven years,
- 30:02Speaker 2: climatologists expect all of Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico,
- 30:09Speaker 2: Arizona and California, guessing the southern half to be tropical.
- 30:15Speaker 2: Those are subtropical. Now, if you want an example of
- 30:18Speaker 2: what a tropical country is, go to Ecuador, go to Guatemala.
- 30:24Speaker 2: Those are tropical, and Alabama and Arizona are going to
- 30:28Speaker 2: be like Guatemala by the end of the century. Yeah,
- 30:32Speaker 2: that's insane.
- 30:34Speaker 1: I know, it's really and it's happening. It's not like
- 30:39Speaker 1: they've shown that it's currently happening.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Yes, and it's happening because, like you were saying, those
- 30:43Speaker 2: extreme cold events are becoming rarer and they're becoming warmer.
- 30:47Speaker 2: So the coldest day of the year is not as
- 30:49Speaker 2: cold as it used to be.
- 30:50Speaker 1: In other words, I think the scientific term is kill Frost.
- 30:54Speaker 2: I love that. That is definitely a band name.
- 30:57Speaker 1: Oh for sure, Mike. What are they though?
- 31:00Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know.
- 31:01Speaker 1: I think it's kind of heavy or something, right.
- 31:03Speaker 2: I don't know. Remember Destroyer they were great, They didn't
- 31:06Speaker 2: really destroy They had like kind of like a belying name,
- 31:09Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
- 31:10Speaker 1: No, that's true, so it could be like that. I
- 31:13Speaker 1: think he named the band that for that reason is
- 31:16Speaker 1: a bit of a tongue in cheek thing.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Maybe I knew I liked that.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Kay, yeah, Beharts who we're talking about?
- 31:22Speaker 2: Not Joy Tony.
- 31:27Speaker 1: I know it's a Dan I think.
- 31:28Speaker 2: Right, I don't know. I just know a couple of
- 31:30Speaker 2: Destroyer songs. I don't have to know the guy's life story,
- 31:33Speaker 2: do I Well?
- 31:37Speaker 1: Settle down? No, I wanted to look it up because
- 31:39Speaker 1: he is. He's also a part time member of maybe
- 31:43Speaker 1: my favorite all time band, the New Pornographers, like modern band.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he's He's on most of their albums,
- 31:50Speaker 1: but hasn't done the past few.
- 31:52Speaker 2: Who was the singer for New Pornographers? Was it Nico case.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Well, she sings and Carl Newman sings, and also the
- 32:00Speaker 1: great Catherine Calder, who is the stuff you should know listener.
- 32:04Speaker 2: Oh Nat, oh wow, Yeah, I.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Found that out and I was like, oh, I got
- 32:07Speaker 1: to get in touch with her, and I did, and
- 32:10Speaker 1: now we are email buddies. And on the last New
- 32:13Speaker 1: Pornographer show in Atlanta, she's kind enough to meet me
- 32:16Speaker 1: behind the bus, as they say, in the back parking lot,
- 32:21Speaker 1: and we chatted for a while and she's just wonderful.
- 32:23Speaker 1: And she also gonna plug her other band because she
- 32:27Speaker 1: has put out a great album last year with her
- 32:30Speaker 1: band front person, So get front person. If you like
- 32:35Speaker 1: CYNTHI goodness and like a beautiful angelic voice, then get
- 32:39Speaker 1: front person.
- 32:41Speaker 2: Speaking of CYNTHI goodness, that's so funny you bring that up.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Just today I discovered an entirely new genre of music
- 32:47Speaker 2: called dungeon synth. Have you heard of it?
- 32:49Speaker 1: What? No?
- 32:51Speaker 2: Okay, okay. It's a really well named genre. But it
- 32:56Speaker 2: is synth super like cynthy synth, like eighties a synth.
- 33:01Speaker 1: I love it.
- 33:01Speaker 2: But the kind of synth that you would find is
- 33:04Speaker 2: like the score to a seventies hobbit, like cartoon movie,
- 33:09Speaker 2: animated movie, it's super wizardy and fantasy. It just evokes
- 33:16Speaker 2: all that stuff. It does such a good job of it.
- 33:18Speaker 2: But I've only heard one album. I can't remember whose
- 33:21Speaker 2: it was. But check out Frost. Checkout Dungeon Synth. Yeah,
- 33:25Speaker 2: Kill Frost is a Dungeon Synth band.
- 33:27Speaker 1: Nice work, all right, Dungeon Synth and the front Person album.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Their most recent Parade.
- 33:33Speaker 2: Is great, very nice. I think it time for a break.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Yeah, let's take a break. We'll be back with more
- 33:39Speaker 1: album reviews right after.
- 33:40Speaker 2: This, So, Chuck. One thing you can say about humans
- 34:05Speaker 2: is that we are action oriented. Sure, in a lot
- 34:10Speaker 2: of ways, I will give you that we sit around
- 34:12Speaker 2: in bicker and complain and moan and undermine one another.
- 34:17Speaker 2: But when the chips are down, we can invent our
- 34:21Speaker 2: way out of a lot of problems. And invention doesn't
- 34:24Speaker 2: have to necessarily mean that we, you know, put some
- 34:27Speaker 2: metal on metal and made it go on its own.
- 34:30Speaker 2: It can be something like inventing new areas for species
- 34:34Speaker 2: that are in danger of being lost to climate change
- 34:38Speaker 2: to settle and make another part of their range out of.
- 34:43Speaker 1: Well, sir, it sounds like you were talking about forest
- 34:45Speaker 1: assisted migration by God.
- 34:47Speaker 2: I am that's right.
- 34:49Speaker 1: And that is basically and we'll talk about the good,
- 34:52Speaker 1: the bad, and the ugly of this. That is human
- 34:54Speaker 1: being scientists getting involved in the ecosystem and nature and
- 35:00Speaker 1: spreading seed and sort of getting ahead of the pace
- 35:04Speaker 1: if the pace isn't where it should be to keep
- 35:07Speaker 1: up with climate change, saying well, let me give you
- 35:10Speaker 1: a little little help forward. And this can be kind
- 35:14Speaker 1: of thorny because it's it's humans, like I said, getting
- 35:19Speaker 1: involved in the ecosystem in ways that science has long said,
- 35:23Speaker 1: let nature work it out, and that's the best way
- 35:25Speaker 1: to do it, because you don't know what can happen
- 35:27Speaker 1: once you start messing around.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Yeah, like nature finds a way it does. These guys
- 35:32Speaker 2: are saying, the people who are in favor of this
- 35:35Speaker 2: are saying that made sense before July twenty twenty three,
- 35:39Speaker 2: which is probably the hottest month in Earth's history, at
- 35:44Speaker 2: least as a kid far as since it cooled basically,
- 35:47Speaker 2: and that followed the hottest June ever. Right, So they're
- 35:51Speaker 2: these ecologists that are like, no, we need to take
- 35:54Speaker 2: much more of an active hand in this, are saying,
- 35:57Speaker 2: like it's our obligation to do something. Not doing any
- 36:00Speaker 2: thing is going to be more destructive. It's like saying like, yeah,
- 36:03Speaker 2: we shouldn't move these people out of this house that's
- 36:06Speaker 2: being bulldozed over because we don't know what they're gonna
- 36:09Speaker 2: do in their new neighborhood. So we're just gonna stand
- 36:11Speaker 2: there and watch them die as the bulldozer crushes them
- 36:15Speaker 2: inside of their house. That's the that's a pretty good analogy.
- 36:18Speaker 2: If I do congratulate myself here, it's very much akin
- 36:22Speaker 2: to that. And so those of colleges have a pretty
- 36:24Speaker 2: good point, like it's like, yeah, it's not a great,
- 36:27Speaker 2: perfect solution, but it's way better than doing nothing.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Yeah. But and they're not they're not doing it willy
- 36:33Speaker 1: nilly though. They're very aware of the potential pitfalls like
- 36:37Speaker 1: you know, spreading disease and introducing something to an area
- 36:40Speaker 1: that could be really bad for other things in that area.
- 36:43Speaker 1: So they're not just out there, you know, with a
- 36:46Speaker 1: seed cannon blasting stuff all over the place, like like
- 36:50Speaker 1: Dolph Lunderin or something wearing.
- 36:52Speaker 2: Bike coat shorts.
- 36:55Speaker 1: There's a couple of different kinds though. There's there's forest
- 36:59Speaker 1: assistance migration. The one that's really sort of thorny is
- 37:03Speaker 1: assisted range expansion. So like, if you're spreading something within
- 37:09Speaker 1: the zone where it might still normally grow in like
- 37:13Speaker 1: two hundred years, that's one thing. If you're moving something
- 37:17Speaker 1: completely out of that range, like you know, they do
- 37:19Speaker 1: forecasting and stuff, and they're like, what might this area
- 37:22Speaker 1: look like one hundred miles from here one hundred years
- 37:25Speaker 1: from now? If they're moving something completely out of a
- 37:28Speaker 1: range that it would even potentially grow, that gets way
- 37:31Speaker 1: way trickier. And I think there's less of that happening.
- 37:34Speaker 2: Right, yes, for sure, Like, but you hit it on
- 37:37Speaker 2: the head. They're saying, like, Okay, by twenty one hundred,
- 37:40Speaker 2: what is this area going to be, Like is it
- 37:42Speaker 2: going to be like where these red oaks like to
- 37:44Speaker 2: live now in twenty twenty three? And if so, maybe
- 37:47Speaker 2: we can give them a head start and hope that
- 37:49Speaker 2: some of them will survive and adapt and start colonizing there. Right, Yeah,
- 37:54Speaker 2: it gets even prett clear than assisted range expansion. There's another,
- 37:59Speaker 2: even more radical one called species rescue or assisted species migration,
- 38:04Speaker 2: and that is where you take a plant completely out
- 38:08Speaker 2: of its normal range, out of what you would even
- 38:11Speaker 2: predict would be its normal range, and just move it
- 38:13Speaker 2: somewhere it would never be right. This is considered the
- 38:17Speaker 2: riskiest of the three by ecologists because you can easily
- 38:22Speaker 2: take something that's totally innocuous and benign under normal circumstances
- 38:26Speaker 2: and make it into an invasive species when you move it.
- 38:30Speaker 2: And the critics of this typically point to the Monterey
- 38:33Speaker 2: Pine as a good example.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. It's endangered in California. It is native
- 38:38Speaker 1: to California, but they have introduced it in Australia and
- 38:43Speaker 1: it's it's well, I don't know about wreaking habit, but
- 38:45Speaker 1: it's damaging the It's an invasive species in Australia.
- 38:49Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. They consider it a weed and where
- 38:51Speaker 2: they see it, they pluck it. They do not like
- 38:54Speaker 2: those in New South Wales and Victoria, I believe states.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Now that's a weed, right, I don't know.
- 39:03Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna have to agree with you on that.
- 39:06Speaker 2: I think you just you just came up with a
- 39:08Speaker 2: brand new type of accent. Frankly, Yeah, can we hear
- 39:11Speaker 2: it again? No, Okay, I'm just gonna go back and
- 39:15Speaker 2: replay it.
- 39:16Speaker 1: You know what's funny though, is I use my the
- 39:20Speaker 1: lady on my phone that talks to me. What's it
- 39:21Speaker 1: called on Apple. I guess I don't use Siri, but
- 39:26Speaker 1: I still have a voice for maps and stuff, and
- 39:28Speaker 1: I use a I usually go between an Irish woman
- 39:31Speaker 1: and a Kiwi A New Zealander. Oh yeah, and the
- 39:35Speaker 1: New Zealander says rye and it always cracks me up.
- 39:38Speaker 2: That sounds like Matthew McConaughey.
- 39:40Speaker 1: It does. At the next street, take a rye.
- 39:44Speaker 2: I gotta hear that. Yeah, I didn't know you could
- 39:47Speaker 2: do something that. Gee whiz to an Apple iPhone make it.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Talk out, okay, some some regular old thing I don't do.
- 39:53Speaker 2: I'd like sounds. Digital sounds are one of those. Like
- 39:57Speaker 2: I don't have mesophonia, but if I do, it's for
- 39:59Speaker 2: a digital sound. Like when I get a new computer,
- 40:02Speaker 2: the first thing I do is turn off all sounds
- 40:04Speaker 2: on it. Like anything I have to go, Like I
- 40:07Speaker 2: have to change my text sound every month or so
- 40:11Speaker 2: because I'll just get like anxiety from it. I can't
- 40:13Speaker 2: stand text sounds, so I have to come up with
- 40:15Speaker 2: a new one. I do not like them.
- 40:17Speaker 1: Do you know what I do is I record? I
- 40:20Speaker 1: record my own text and phone rings and stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 40:24Speaker 1: I record my voice like when my phone rings. I
- 40:27Speaker 1: never had my ringer on, but if it ever does,
- 40:29Speaker 1: it's me going ring ring, ring, ring thoughts. And if
- 40:32Speaker 1: I get a text, it's me going text.
- 40:34Speaker 2: Man, that's great.
- 40:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I get strange looks, but who cares?
- 40:38Speaker 2: Can I just use yours?
- 40:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll say to you if you want, thank you? Yeah,
- 40:42Speaker 1: or you can like you can make one specific for
- 40:45Speaker 1: you me, which is like maybe just her sweet voice
- 40:47Speaker 1: saying hello, hello, my love.
- 40:49Speaker 2: I used to have a ring tone with her singing
- 40:52Speaker 2: that part from What's Love Got to Do with It?
- 40:55Speaker 1: That?
- 40:55Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, but she just kept saying that over and
- 40:58Speaker 2: over again. It's pretty great.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Oh, I'd love to hear that. It's also kind of maddening.
- 41:02Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it never was. Actually, I never got sick
- 41:05Speaker 2: of that one. I think that says a lot.
- 41:07Speaker 1: But it's better than deludoo doo.
- 41:10Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you just stressed me out. Sorry you got
- 41:14Speaker 2: anything else?
- 41:15Speaker 1: Uh? Now, I had a joke about your dislike of
- 41:18Speaker 1: digital sounds, but your love of craft work flies in
- 41:21Speaker 1: the face of that. But I won't even say it.
- 41:22Speaker 2: That's more a statement than a joke.
- 41:25Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is true.
- 41:26Speaker 2: It's quite accurate. I think that's it. Chuck.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I got nothing else. This is uh, this is
- 41:33Speaker 1: a good one. Look out, you know, if you're in
- 41:36Speaker 1: if you're in New Mexico and you see a palm
- 41:37Speaker 1: tree growing, then watch out.
- 41:40Speaker 2: That's right. It means that you've gone tropical and you're
- 41:43Speaker 2: in trouble now.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Yeah, not in a good way.
- 41:45Speaker 2: Uh. If you want to know more about plant migration,
- 41:49Speaker 2: there's a lot of interesting stuff out there on the
- 41:51Speaker 2: internet to read and go do that and maybe go
- 41:54Speaker 2: become an ecologist and figure out how to save the planet.
- 41:57Speaker 1: Please and I agree.
- 41:58Speaker 2: Since Chuck's had agreed, it's time for a listener mail.
- 42:03Speaker 1: This is from William Lloyd. We did a shorty on
- 42:06Speaker 1: the NATO phonetic alphabet, and what we didn't consider was this.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Hey guys, being a pilot and prior Air Force, I
- 42:16Speaker 1: was glad that you did one on this topic. It's
- 42:19Speaker 1: not a correction. You guys did a good job, but
- 42:21Speaker 1: you missed what I think is the best part the numbers.
- 42:25Speaker 1: The NATO alphabet is kind of a misnumber because it
- 42:28Speaker 1: actually also includes number zero through nine. But you can't
- 42:31Speaker 1: really make a word starting from a number, so it's
- 42:33Speaker 1: purely pronunciation. Most numbers are the same with a notable
- 42:37Speaker 1: exception of niner. We use niner instead of nine because
- 42:43Speaker 1: over garbled radio it sounds like five, but mainly because
- 42:47Speaker 1: NATO countries speak German nine No in German nice. Three
- 42:53Speaker 1: is pronounced tree to not be confused with the antiquated
- 42:57Speaker 1: prefix three. SR. Four is two syllable syllables rhymes with lower,
- 43:04Speaker 1: so you'd say four sounds kind of funny to differentiate
- 43:08Speaker 1: it from you know, fo r and five is five
- 43:13Speaker 1: to keep the word fire distinct in some dialects. Huh,
- 43:17Speaker 1: all right, this is good stuff. I feel dumb that
- 43:19Speaker 1: we miss that. That's all interesting, but you're probably thinking,
- 43:22Speaker 1: does anyone actually say it like that? It depends. Niner
- 43:25Speaker 1: was pretty universal, plus we think it makes it sound cool,
- 43:28Speaker 1: which it does. Of course. The rest are much less common,
- 43:31Speaker 1: but depending where you are in the world and what
- 43:33Speaker 1: dialects are involved, they're useful from time to time. Signed
- 43:38Speaker 1: Tailwinds Decker.
- 43:40Speaker 2: That's awesome and also what a great nickname too. I
- 43:43Speaker 2: hope that's your nickname and your parents wouldn't actually name
- 43:45Speaker 2: you tail wings Well.
- 43:46Speaker 1: No, no, no, Decker is the name Tailwinds was the.
- 43:49Speaker 2: Oh the sign of yeah. The cheers are the one
- 43:52Speaker 2: love exactly. So Decker's the first name.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Well, I don't know it just a Decker Decker maybe
- 43:59Speaker 1: a call sign.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Actually, all right, well I love that. Thanks a lot, Decker,
- 44:03Speaker 2: much appreciated. I say Niner whenever the occasion arises, you know,
- 44:07Speaker 2: I like that.
- 44:08Speaker 1: You know, our our good friend, Joe Randazzo, formerly of
- 44:11Speaker 1: the Onion and at Midnight Fame, our our comedy writer friend.
- 44:15Speaker 1: He signs his emails yours with a comma Joe Joe Endazzo.
- 44:22Speaker 2: That's great, that's very well.
- 44:23Speaker 1: I think yours is. It's very very warn as is Joe.
- 44:26Speaker 2: Sure, that's perfect for.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Him and as always high to the kids. Yeah, Joe's kids.
- 44:31Speaker 1: So listen.
- 44:32Speaker 2: Yeah, the Randazzos there listening. Family, the flying Randazzos. They're
- 44:35Speaker 2: trepeze artists. Family, just waiting will happen? They should be Well,
- 44:40Speaker 2: we'll see a lot's gonna happen by the end of
- 44:42Speaker 2: the century apparently, so who knows.
- 44:44Speaker 1: That's right.
- 44:45Speaker 2: Well, if you want to get in touch with this
- 44:46Speaker 2: like Decker did and confuse me with your sign off,
- 44:50Speaker 2: I'd appreciate it. So with Chuck too, he loves that
- 44:52Speaker 2: kind of thing. You can wrap it up, spend it
- 44:55Speaker 2: on the bottom and send it off to stuff podcast
- 44:58Speaker 2: at iHeartRadio dot com.
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