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Excuse Me, Do You Mind If I Mount Your Bull? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, do you mind if I'm mounting your bull?
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  Speaker 1: It's one more thing?
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  Speaker 2: You say, bowl or bowl? Are you mounting my bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Bowl?
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  Speaker 3: Bowl? B u l L.
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  Speaker 2: As in a male Uh.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. It's the very beast I was referring to
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  Speaker 1: strong legabull.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Here is what are we doing today? Are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh right, I'm sorry, Yeah, we're cleaning out the sound fridge. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: metal guy. Ironic that I would leave out metal guy,
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  Speaker 1: which we'll get to in a moment or two. Katie,
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  Speaker 1: how much setup does this need? Uh?
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  Speaker 5: This is You're hearing a cop as he's pulling up
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  Speaker 5: on the scene of a guy riding a bull.
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  Speaker 2: Larry doesn't have a license for it.
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  Speaker 5: He is literally on the back of all in a
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  Speaker 5: tractor supply parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't use his bull because at first hit you a
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  Speaker 1: tug on the ear. It's I was picturing like one
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  Speaker 1: of those phony mechanical bulls. Oh no, this guy is
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  Speaker 1: mounted up on a head of cat.
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  Speaker 2: And the tractor supply parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, if you're going to be on a bowl in
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  Speaker 1: a parking lot, that's where you want to be. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: John dear store. But anyway, all right now, let's hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Forty three headquarters.
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  Speaker 4: I'm reading this right?
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  Speaker 2: Is he riding like an actual real bull?
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  Speaker 3: Dude?
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  Speaker 4: What I'm out with the subject with his bull on
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  Speaker 4: the tractor supply parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: I have so many questions.
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  Speaker 6: This is Gus, this is famous pets.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, you get on if you want to give you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, dude, what in the world.
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  Speaker 2: He rode Gus?
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  Speaker 5: So then he gets up on Gus and they took
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  Speaker 5: a picture of him with a thumbs up.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome, Yeah, fantastic. I wonder why they were They had
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  Speaker 2: Gus out of the trailer there at the tractor's supply
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  Speaker 2: porking lot.
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  Speaker 1: There must be a reason he stiff if he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: get you know, a walk down again.
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  Speaker 2: They had a saddle for him. Oh yeah, he's all
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  Speaker 2: saddled up. Maybe guy just wrote it there. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, that's great. You know it's funny. Well, let's
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  Speaker 1: let's play it again. Why not, Michael give us clip
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  Speaker 1: number eleven? They give a.
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  Speaker 7: Shooter evidently raised his chickens, and the conversation was about
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  Speaker 7: how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim ran
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  Speaker 7: out into the roadway trying to get away from the shooter,
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  Speaker 7: the other two victims head. We had several phone calls.
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  Speaker 7: The shooter himself called nine to one one. Arming yourself
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  Speaker 7: with a handgun when you're under the influence is not
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  Speaker 7: a good idea. There's never going to be a good
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  Speaker 7: outcome with.
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  Speaker 3: That, you know.
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  Speaker 1: A very armstrong and getty story there. We all enjoyed it,
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  Speaker 1: but again we were frustrated that at the lack of details.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they got into a gunfight arguing about how
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  Speaker 1: many chickens or how many eggs a chicken could lay,
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  Speaker 1: but there's absolutely no information about who was claiming what,
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  Speaker 1: what was in dispute.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, like many marital spats, there are underlying
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  Speaker 2: causes for the animosity that just revealed themselves in this
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  Speaker 2: minor disagreement.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's very very wise. Yes, So this guy they'd
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  Speaker 1: had simmering tensions for years, perhaps, well except that he
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  Speaker 1: had just met them that night. Well for minutes. There
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  Speaker 1: were three guys who knew him, and then the fourth
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  Speaker 1: guy who became enraged by the egg laying chicken disagreement
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  Speaker 1: and retrieved his gun and started squeezing off shots. Thank
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  Speaker 1: god nobody was hurt. But so he's not only a
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  Speaker 1: drunk a hole. But he's a bad shot, thank god.
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  Speaker 1: But I just again, very unsatisfying.
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  Speaker 2: I've been around way too many drunken fights in my life.
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  Speaker 2: They it's just it's amazing how they can explode out
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  Speaker 2: of nowhere. I mean, I've been at house parties where
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  Speaker 2: two dudes are just talking and then like five seconds
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  Speaker 2: later they're fighting. I mean, it takes especially when people
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  Speaker 2: are drunk. It takes so little for some people to fight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny. I was kind of like
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  Speaker 1: that as a younger guy. Uh, but at some point
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  Speaker 1: I aged out of it and just never got into fights.
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  Speaker 1: And guys would be like, come at me like that,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd be like, dude, I have no.
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  Speaker 3: Desire to fight you.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is stupid, And for whatever reason it worked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw them them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and sorry, go ahead, no, no, no, that's enough.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, I just I saw them bartending all the time,
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  Speaker 5: and it's amazing how well they pop off so quickly
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  Speaker 5: and usually over nothing. But they're damn near impossible to.
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  Speaker 2: Stop, right, Yes they are. Well, that's because I've had
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  Speaker 2: friends like this. They show up kind of hoping that
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  Speaker 2: that's gonna happen. I'm the opposite. I hope the rest
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  Speaker 2: of my life I'm never in any physical altercation. But
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  Speaker 2: I've had friends who show up at the bar, sure hoping,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, now make their night. They got into a fight.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, interesting, I know, let's see. And then this This
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  Speaker 1: is Miss World Chile at the talent portion of the
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  Speaker 1: hotly contested who will represent Chile in the Miss World pageant.
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  Speaker 2: This is.
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  Speaker 1: Miss Mundo. What's her first name, doesn't matter, Mademoiselle Mundo
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  Speaker 1: or senior etail Elundo.
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  Speaker 3: Craise yourselves.
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  Speaker 1: That is Miss World Chile doing the cookie monster metal
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  Speaker 1: singing thing. And here's the shocking punchline.
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  Speaker 2: That's her orgasm noise. So her talent portion was singing
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  Speaker 2: like this. Hey, I'm glad it was good for me too.
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  Speaker 1: Baby.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're clearly posed by the devil. So I think
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  Speaker 4: I'll just put on my pants and head on home.
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  Speaker 4: Good luck with that whole demon possession sing It's uh,
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  Speaker 4: I feel for you seriously. All right, that's enough of that.
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  Speaker 1: God.
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  Speaker 2: We talked about this a little bit the other day.
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  Speaker 2: With metal, that's the only genre of music I don't
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  Speaker 2: quite get. But how does that not just wreck your throat?
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  Speaker 2: I can do that for a little while, but then
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  Speaker 2: it's painful.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I've I've only seen one band that live that really
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  Speaker 1: did that, and that was just once in a while.
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  Speaker 1: The guy would go into that and for one thing,
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  Speaker 1: you get right up on the mic and so you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not nearly as loud as it sounds. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I ask my son about that. My son Declan,
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  Speaker 1: who has incredibly Catholic tastes and music it likes the metal.
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  Speaker 1: He says, it gets all the angst out of them,
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  Speaker 1: and he's into the He goes to see Cookie Monster
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  Speaker 1: Growley bands all the time.
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  Speaker 6: Cool and get it, Jack, even if she was hot,
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  Speaker 6: you wouldn't like metal.
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  Speaker 1: She is hot, she's miss freaking Chile. Please, she's a
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  Speaker 1: spicy little chili. What's the question here, Like, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to start liking that kind of music just out
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  Speaker 1: of desire or something. No, no, Michael, it's not how
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  Speaker 1: it works. Although I did feign enjoyment of music, then
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  Speaker 1: oh sure, it's just but.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would do that. I wouldn't say this is stupid,
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  Speaker 2: and I think there's something wrong with you. That's not
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  Speaker 2: my maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Right right, Hey, your chick rock is weird me out.
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  Speaker 1: Can we listen to some real music?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not real music, not good?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: What was I think?
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  Speaker 3: What was? It's funny?
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  Speaker 1: I had this thought click in my head. I can't remember.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you ever pretend to like a guy's music
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  Speaker 2: just because you're dating him? Katie? No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: And I've actually gotten pretty lucky that I've dated men
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  Speaker 5: that like.
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  Speaker 2: There you go my music. God. I had a girlfriend once,
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  Speaker 2: many years ago, who liked Gladys. Do you still work here?
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  Speaker 2: Who liked? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta know you gotta reminisce just a little more.
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  Speaker 1: She's old.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't give her time.
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  Speaker 1: It takes her a minute to move to the harp.
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  Speaker 2: She's got to take off her gloves. She gets cold,
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  Speaker 2: So glad Us. I had a girlfriend once many years ago.
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  Speaker 2: You really liked that Icelandic singer Byork, like really liked her.
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  Speaker 2: And have you ever listened to much of her deep cuts?
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  Speaker 2: It is hard to listen to it's just cat noises.
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  Speaker 1: It's art that we were talking about art and commerce
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  Speaker 1: in popular music. She's not doing that because she's pandering
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  Speaker 1: to the masses.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, but she you know, she became pretty famous
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  Speaker 2: and made a lot of money, so there's enough people
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  Speaker 2: who like it, and I can accept that. It's like
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  Speaker 2: I went to a concert one time with a different
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend who liked it was like this Viking music and
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  Speaker 2: they just had people up there and they're dressed in
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  Speaker 2: Viking costumes and they had big drums, and I just
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  Speaker 2: I got a boom boom, boom boom. And the place
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  Speaker 2: it was in San Francisco. Place was packed full of
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  Speaker 2: people who liked those Viking music and I just did
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  Speaker 2: not get it. I thought, what is it? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: people were on their feet withinenthusiasm.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Drew turns that on from time to time, and
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  Speaker 5: the side I give him a sharp why to play
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  Speaker 5: this on your own time?
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  Speaker 1: We talked during the show about how young women like
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  Speaker 1: eighteen to twenty nine are voting almost entirely democrat. Now
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  Speaker 1: there's an enormous gap, and I can't remember the contest exactly,
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  Speaker 1: but I was gonna blame it on what I used
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  Speaker 1: to call affirmation rock. Listening to these songs that both
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  Speaker 1: of my daughters liked, it clicked in my head that
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  Speaker 1: and this was you know, granted, this is ten to
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  Speaker 1: twenty years ago, but like all of their favorite songs
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  Speaker 1: were like vaguely look at me, I'm strong, I can
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  Speaker 1: do it, I can make it on my own. They
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  Speaker 1: were all like the same lyrical themes affirmation rock, like
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  Speaker 1: hear me roar that's the Katy Perry track. That's a
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  Speaker 1: great exactly astronaut. Yeah, astronaut, Katy Perry. And I think
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  Speaker 1: does that have something to do with the moment we're in?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm going places and nobody can stop me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's like all of it. Are we ready for? I think?
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  Speaker 2: Was that clean? Are we done clean out to Soundbridge
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  Speaker 2: or not?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, just to clean out sound Fridge just fits in
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  Speaker 2: perfectly with different people have different views of art, because
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  Speaker 2: some people then it's like classic art. They don't like
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  Speaker 2: this is from family guy. The setting doesn't matter. It's
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  Speaker 2: all of the family in Peter Griffin's family together getting
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  Speaker 2: into a discussion about a particular motion picture.
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  Speaker 8: There's one more secret I feel I have to share
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  Speaker 8: with you. I did not care for the Godfather? What
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  Speaker 8: did not care for the Godfather? How can you even
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  Speaker 8: say that I didn't like didn't like it?
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  Speaker 5: Hada.
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  Speaker 2: It's such a perfect proof And this is what everyone
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  Speaker 2: always says when al Pacino, I mean, you never see
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  Speaker 2: Robert Duvall, fine, fine, act did not like the movie?
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  Speaker 1: What didn't you like?
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  Speaker 3: It?
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  Speaker 2: Inshists chepan itself flowers? What it in shists? Chepany?
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  Speaker 6: What does that even mean?
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  Speaker 8: It takes forever getting in and he spent he spent
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  Speaker 8: like six and a half hours, and then you know,
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  Speaker 8: I can't even get I can't even finish a movie.
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  Speaker 2: I've never even seen it. I've never seen the How
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  Speaker 2: can you say you don't like it if you haven't
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  Speaker 2: even given it?
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  Speaker 8: The chums, it's not really I get to the scene
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  Speaker 8: where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, every an. I have no idea what they're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: It's like they're speaking a different light. That's where I
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  Speaker 2: lose in for stile Italian. The language speaking is a
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  Speaker 2: language of subtlety, something you don't understand. I love the
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  Speaker 2: money Pit. That is my answer to that statement. Whatever.
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  Speaker 8: I like that movie too.
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  Speaker 2: So the reason I wanted to play that is it's
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  Speaker 2: been in my head ever since I saw that, like
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  Speaker 2: a month ago. It insists upon itself, and I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I've read that in a critics column before about
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  Speaker 2: something what a bullsh line that is. It insists upon itself.
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  Speaker 2: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the pretension in art reviews, music reviews,
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  Speaker 1: movie reviews, but reviews just spectacular. That is hilarious. Seth
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  Speaker 1: MacFarland god as Seth, Seth Dylan of the Babylon b
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  Speaker 1: Is there a Seth in No, that's Trey Parker and
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  Speaker 1: Matt Stone. There's no Seth in South Park. But I
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  Speaker 1: wish I'd been named Seth because it obviously helps make you,
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  Speaker 1: I like, comedically, you know, beyond capable.
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  Speaker 2: I like that line so much of William. If I'm
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  Speaker 2: ever in the same room with Seth MacFarlane, somehow, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna say, did you write the line? It insists upon itself?
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  Speaker 2: Because that is my favorite thing of all the family
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  Speaker 2: guy stuff. It what it insists upon itself.
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  Speaker 1: If you're in a room with him, No, see, he
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  Speaker 1: gotta you, gotta show you're his equal. But just wait
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  Speaker 1: till some show comes up and you say, you know, Seth,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really dig that show. Really why it insists
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  Speaker 1: upon itself?
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  Speaker 2: The level of confidence like it makes sense? Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: love that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I said it a million times. When I am king.
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  Speaker 1: Critics will be the first up against the wall.
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  Speaker 6: Well, anybody, if you google family Guy put family Guy
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  Speaker 6: vomit scene.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a classic.
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  Speaker 6: I know it's it's very funny though. Well I guess
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  Speaker 6: that's it.
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  Speaker 2: How can you not like it? It's a classic, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: It insists upon itself.