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Tattooed and Sober: Emoji Movie's 0% Score & Yaphet Kotto on Aliens · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy okay I have a shocking confession
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to make oh go on interesting for the
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last I don't know five
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episodes yes I've been sober Jesus now to be clear your idea of sober is
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different to our idea of sober so when you say sober you mean just not drunk
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but you're still drinking well there was one episode where that was the case y
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but the others no alcohol but when you say no alcohol do you mean during the
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episode or just at all that day both
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really that's very good wow what uh what brought that on um my trip to New York
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with you guys oh right remember the night we went out
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to saw the movie and then I blacked out yeah I remember do you
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remember no well you had like kind of an epiphany
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after that did you yeah I I've never wanted to be blackout drunk I've never
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been blackout drunk before and I did not like it oh that's right you've we've
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discussed that before too that you know you hadn't that hadn't happened before
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so you actually actually blacked out yes well I've got
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video of what you were doing up to a certain point but when you disappeared
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out into the city at night I I it's anyone's guess yeah yeah and i' be lying
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if I said we weren't concerned about you just Luke completely drunk in New
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York well despite your assurances constantly that you're fine and you're
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you're just making friends and everything's cool we do worry about you
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mhm yeah it's always worked out well but yeah just getting the blackout just put
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me off so when I got back and I finished my dutyfree
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alcohol not wasting that yeah I then stopped drinking and then someone else
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brought me jyree alcohol and I drank that and now I'm trying to see if I can
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be social which is actually going to be scary everyone stop sending Luke
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dutyfree alcohol okay now I'm not not it's not for me to say what you can and
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can't do but uh if we're serious talk for a minute
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um if it's anything like smoking for me
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you just have to not do it uh at all possibly forever or at least for a very
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long time cold turkey cuz I tried to go down the when I quit smoking I tried to do
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the social smoking thing and then start smoking again guys guys I'm smoking
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again for God's sake Dan yeah so cheap over there that's right you got to just
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not do it not do it forever it's the only cure for addiction is just not
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[ __ ] doing it anymore that's exactly I just can't cuz if I have one my
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brain's like this yeah even if I'm and even if you don't notice it it sucks
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your back in is smoking as stigmatized there Dan as it is yeah yeah the cool
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kids don't smoke okay oh that's good I guess isn't it you like you like
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breaking them down don't you that's the problem you don't like the cool kids
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yeah that's right you like you like ruining their fun by lighting up in the
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middle of a partyone mind if I smoke and then say some of those phrases
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you've all been using I love how yeah that's what I was going to say like
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you're assuming that I get invited to cool parties which is a really big
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assumption on your part you spun your cap around backwards and snuck in yeah that's
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right oh that's good Luke keep it up I don't like it don't like what being
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sober well you're not used to it so it's strange and unusual we'll wait and see
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how it goes I uh I'm I'm back obviously
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oh sorry for missing a week how Vermont it it was really really awesome were we
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correct did you um go on covered bridges and try jams uh yes there literally I did do
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those two things yes great I also tried a lot of uh apple cider and a lot of
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beer and a lot of cheese as well oh okay
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so but growing up I'm finding out I do like cheese oh yeah you didn't nice blue
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bitey cheese oh yeah oh yeah yeah that's good stuff so we also suggested that you
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might have gone to Martha's Vineyard which I've since realized is not in
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Vermont at all it's uh it's in Cape Cod Massachusetts so yeah you probably
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didn't probably didn't stop off there during your trip to uh no everyone talks
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about that place I've never been I assume at some point I will go there
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actually we talk someone them the other night one thing I did see on the way up
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there I got excited cuz we're driving up there and I saw you know uh we have in
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Australia you have you know kangaroo signs to warn you that kangaroo might be
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trying to cross the road y uh here in this area we have a lot of deer
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Crossings which you probably saw when you were here cuz running the road H and
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when we get up north they have moose Crossings which I saw a sign had a b
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moose on it and I was like [ __ ] yeah I want to see a moose yeah and then
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next one bear Crossing wow and I was like [ __ ] yes I you see either of those
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two animals not a single one
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a so it's not like in CA then cuz in CA when you go past a kangaroo side you're
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going to see kangaroos yeah right you probably already hit very scary riding
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home at like 1:00 in the morning from work and just kangaroo dropping out in
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front of you yeah yeah they're you know uh I was surprised cuz you know did a
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big trip all around this this big country uh didn't hit a single animal so
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oh that's great that's good how often do you hit animals as often as a can look
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for that to be amazing no just because you see the the results of that
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happening a lot on the roads that's all I'll say and uh and I I saw it so
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frequently that I was like [ __ ] you can't say that's all I'll say okay to to
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make something sound less dodgy all right fine you're driving around this
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you get to areas where where it's it's Remish like in in in America it's hard
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to be too remote in America but uh it Bel long stretches a straight road with
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big red smears all over them from where from where you have
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been that's right from where I see carcasses though yeah oh yeah and that's
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that's what I'm saying I was just it there was so many of them that and I'm
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always like oh God and then I I believe I actually said to at one point if we
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can make it through this without hitting a deer I'll be very happy and we did
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well that's great CU apparently no one else can but we went to uh Burlington
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Vermont which is is a really really awesome town and uh if you guys when if
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you're back over here at some point we should go go have a trip up there cuz
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it's it's really awesome R you'd like it and on the way back we traveled through
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a town uh and it's a it's like a quarry is kind of the major feature of this
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town right and if you were say you you you you're the mayor of this town right
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and you've got a quarry and you supply Granite to the rest of America right
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what would you name your town if what you that's you produce Granite
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Granite but but it's a town oh well Gran
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Granite Town Gran granon granitville oh
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yeah mhm so it's a village not a town sure oh
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right well it was at one point yeah yeah
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Granville made me laugh right well you know what you're going to get yeah
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that's right oh there's a lot of it around fing on the package driving
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through all the houses have Granite steps and I was like of course they do
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made these myself y had just a bit of granite I found on the
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ground just everywhere you're in granitville I have an update as well uh
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cuz I said I was going to do an update on the Peter stuff that we talked about
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and I didn't oh yes let open the Peter files are they killing pets yeah they
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are yeah oh wow yeah so uh you can check
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Snopes um the the art there's one article in particular on Snopes which is
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are they kidnapping people's pets and uh euthanizing them the answer is yeah
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sometimes they are uh not all of them but uh but their beliefs are compatible
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with that happening and it does happen so yeah I mean in some cases they just
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urge you to spay a n to your pets you know uh MH and uh I've heard in some
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extreme cases that yeah you're absolutely right they they feel that an
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animal is better off dead than domesticated better off dead than
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loved Yeah by you absolutely
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yeah I know Luke's got quite the managerie in his house now they know
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about that little tongue thing you bought and I'm not going to explain what
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it is for the new listeners yeah just leave say it's that that tongue thing
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you do to your cats yeah and all I'm going to say is I've seen a music it's
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less creepy it's less creepier than using the beard
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[Laughter] no oh 826
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days what I've got an achievement a day
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for the last 826 days wow [ __ ] that's a long time really
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is I got a [ __ ] ton of achievements yesterday because I started I just
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played a bunch of games I hadn't played yet like I started them I wanted to ask
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so you got the finally have time to play games achievement that's right I did just for one
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day and then not again for the next 12 months but you played uh some
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Wolfenstein and the New Order didn't you Dan yeah is that the one that came out
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for 360 uh about 3 years ago I think so
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uh it starts out with you in in a big uh you know Troop Carrier ship heading to
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death heads death heads Island to take him out there's I think Dan's probably
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played the first no that's not the one I played the one I played you start off in
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a kind of facility and you've got to break out and I must say I didn't enjoy
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it it was just a little too on Rails a little too FPS oh it's you played the one that's
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just called w Stein I guess yeah yeah yeah okay cuz I was like confused cuz I
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I had bought it because I we played uh the some of the new one at um at E3 uh
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so I wanted to play this one or the the one on the Xbox One and then I've been
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really enjoying it I was like wonder why Dan didn't like this but that makes
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sense because it's a different game it's not the same game yeah but I'm glad to
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know that they picked up the uh picked up their act with the Wolfenstein games
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because I mean I [ __ ] love the old ones cuz I still don't think you're
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going to like it I am I didn't new one the story line um kind of they they
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skipped over a lot of stuff and I was like oh does this follow on from the
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original game uh I it's a prequel isn't it to the first one which one are you
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talking about the New Order or the old blood I'm talking about the New Order
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I'm playing the the old blood is is a prequel I haven't I have them both I
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haven't played that one yet you think he any yeah you are talking about the same
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game the one that Dan didn't like you playing are you sure because apparently
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there is one just called Wolfenstein um wolfen new order came out in
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2014 no PR sure that's the one yeah I don't know you were playing it uh when
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we lived in Orban Dan remember yeah when was that there one that came out in
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2009 that's probably not it no yeah you might be right the new that's way too
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old yeah but you don't break out of a prison in this maybe I just played it wrong maybe it
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is yeah cuz I remember sequence where you have to jump from one plane to
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another I remember you doing that actually the I don't think he's on the
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360 so it probably is just Wolfenstein that 2009 one no I'm looking at a copy
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of Wolfenstein the New Order on 360 on Amazon so it exists well this is
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a mystery I guess we're not going to solve right now yeah no it's Wolfenstein
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New Order that's the one I bought that's the that's the one I
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played about a day of and then played no more maybe there was that I mean [ __ ] it
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it certainly didn't make an impression on me enough to even remember the full name of
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let alone do you yeah do you wake up in a mental hospital at one
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point uh I no I did come 360 may you do maybe you
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do oh in the 60s right yes yeah yeah and at that point I thought it was going to
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be pretty cool yeah right it was sort of fun up to that stage and it was really
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cool and then it's just I don't know just it really turned into a shooter
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which is what Wolfenstein is yeah I guess so but I guess I just thought it
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hard shooter well I think he supposed to do a bit more stealth than maybe you did
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because I've been playing it stealth and I've been enjoying it but a stealth I
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don't have time for stealth anyway so I played a bit of that
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I played uh uh I got back into Skyrim because I bought the Xbox One version MH
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we all get into that trap yeah it's been long enough that I don't remember how
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all the quests pan out yeah plus I I I found new Quest that I had no idea were
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there oh yeah so it's a it's very enjoyable playing it through another
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time plus all the DLC you get with it that we probably didn't get the first
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time around you know built myself a little house on a cliff near a lake it's
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beautiful oh yeah I gotta go I got to go to F cre and get my uh get my house do
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it I got a wife do something oh yeah yeah yeah do that again one of one of my
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kids is uh yeah I got a wife with tattoos this time pretty cool oh
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yeah yeah shoed around a bit more this time first girl you met in the game yeah
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that's right First first girl who impressed me yeah I mean that's what I
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did in real life so I figured second time around I wouldn't do it again we
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all know how that banned out well uh speaking of
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no say speaking of Nazis I meant Wolfenstein not your ex-wife no no no no
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no I I see the parallels go ahead speaking of Nazis so uh this is back
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back in our home country of Australia uh Luke's current country as well uh but
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this is uh in Sydney Southwest um Campbell toown I believe so you know the
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uh the absolute height of uh culture and sophistication MH there's a uh there's a
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hair salon out there called strands of color right strands of
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color hair and beauty they're in Campell Town um this episode is not sponsored by
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STS of color oh God no they would really want themselves to be disassociated from
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the story as much as possible um they employed a model uh to be a hair model
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for their uh official website to get uh her hair done in the various Styles uh
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and it was only when the pictures were all up online that people started
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noticing that she had a Nazi tattoo that was clearly visible in all the pictures
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why would you have this tattooed on you I know don't understand now it's not a
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swastika if that's what you're thinking it's uh it's the old kind of Prussian
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and it says mine fura so yeah it is worse like you could you can't even
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argue that that's ironic like no that's right you can't say no this is actually
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an old Sanskrit symbol means peace I can see like a hipster getting a swasti a
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tattoo and say it's just ironic because I hate I'm taking it back yeah yeah
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reclaiming the from no this just says m fur on the back of her neck yeah this
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basically says I love Hitler that's so weird that someone in Campell town has
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that tattooed on their neck yeah and it's also so weird that nobody at uh
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yeah right strands of color hair and beauty had any problem with mine fura
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being tattooed on the back neck of a hair model well they might not have
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known if they didn't cross over it and they cuz it does it's not like it's in
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nice bold text or anything it's it's a little hard to read takes up all of her
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neck though they probably didn't know what it was what type of model gets that
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as a tattoo and expects to get work Nazi model hoping for Nazi
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work is there a lot of Nazi work out there I don't know Campell town is also
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pretty multi-racial I I would have thought that's one of the worst places
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to have a uh to have a Nazi tattoo Australia in general to be honest yeah
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like yeah wouldn't want to be a Nazi well we don't know where the model's
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from no I like the the the strands of colors Facebook post says this is their
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follow up to it strands of color sincerely apologizes for any offense
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caused by the images posted on our social media Our Salon does not import
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any or import does not support any organizations or views these images May
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reflect we posted photos of work we are proud of not noticing the client's body
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art and these images have now been removed you didn't notice
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that what you do with your body is your business love no but like it's a big
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[ __ ] tattoo on a neck like just I mean I guess what they mean is they
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didn't they didn't know what it meant no that's right fair enough and they're
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followed up by saying in future we'll review all images more closely before
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they posted yeah that might be a good
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idea [ __ ] hell people are stupid with
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tattoos and also their thoughts well is this giving you some ideas for your next
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tattoo no I know exactly what I'm getting I am what's up this what it's a
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surprise I'm taking it back I've been seeing a lot of swastikas
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lately I don't think I can take it back it' be somewhere it'd be Indians that
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would take it back wouldn't it yeah yeah that's right yeah
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Hindu Hindu yeah you're reclaiming it for white
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[Applause] man yeah we are claiming this in the in
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the name of non-racist whites it's very Progressive of you l
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uh look before we go on um to anything else we've got quite a few celebrities
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dead of AIDS this week yeah we do unfortunately um they're not big
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celebrities uh but they are I mean one of them is uh someone I'm a big fan of
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and the other one is a brilliant [Laughter]
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composer yeah who should we talk about first well let's talk about Russia's sexiest
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motorcyclist because I actually actually wasn't aware of the existence of this
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person uh and this is actually kind of sad Olga pronina sometimes referred to
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as the sexiest motorcyclist uh it was she had an
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Instagram account where somebody else I assume oh I assume why did I have to put
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that in there somebody else filmed her writing about she didn't film it herself
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obviously anyway just a dog running de yeah she's got a drone Matt don't be so
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hard on yourself uh she basically should ride around and do tricks and stunts and
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post them on her Instagram and she became very popular and she uh so I just
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I'll just interject she's not popular because the stunts were great she's
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popular because she looks like a porn star well yeah but she combines those
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two things M and and makes little little sexy stunt videos yeah and uh
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unfortunately she died in a car crash uh bike crash well both isn't it oh no she
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crashed into a stationary object yeah uh
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and yeah and contracted AIDS and died yeah her her bike is practically a smear
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on the road just looking at these pictures yeah yeah not good so that's a
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shame because apparently yeah she'd uh she's gotten up to over 160,000
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followers uh and apparently you can make a living off [ __ ] Instagram these
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days so uh yeah yeah you can which is bizarre to me yeah I know a girl who was
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winging recently because her follow account has dropped below the million
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mark down to 900,000 plus yeah it's a tough life well she got to stop po
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posting better [ __ ] yeah just just semi semi nude on a bike doing stunts yeah
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there you go spot just opened up but before she starts remind her not to
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crash into a car yeah that's right yeah oh no a guard rail it says sorry she
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question into a guard rail in vosto in
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Russia oh she was 40 yeah yeah she
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worked as a hairdresser uh I I guess that sort of relates it back to the
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other article but uh probably not a whole lot of oh there might be Nazis in
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Russia I suppose but they they did a pretty good job of kicking them out yeah
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the 40s weren't really let's not go there shall we all right let's talk
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about about other deaths of AIDS this week yeah this one this one's sad for me
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because I liked like this guy Daniel licked he did the uh music for Dexter MH
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and and for the video games Dishonored and one of the Silent Hill games which I
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haven't played the game but the soundtrack's good it's got Jonathan
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Davis on there as well which yeah has a
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particularly rare strain of AIDs that he
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yeah no it's a particularly apparently like they only just discovered this uh
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this strain of cancer they should name it after
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him yeah they call supposed to be a nice thing they'll call it licked and they'll
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be like Oh I'm sorry uh Mrs arene Smith your um your daughters got
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[Laughter] licked I don't think naming cancer after
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you is like necessarily A the slogan can be let's lick
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licked hey I I'd be happy with that let's lick Luke no wait name it after
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someone Luke you had a particularly rare form of cancer did anyone ask you about
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potentially naming it after you well no because it already had a name yeah
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[Laughter] leukemia oh no unfortunately I didn't
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get that I got a rare bone I told I told a lot of people that's what you were
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shooting for that you had leukemia and that it was named after
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you a lot of people a lot of people think that a that's nice you're welcome buddy
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people so stupid out there well Daniel and not you Daniel the
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other Daniel that died and Olga you are our Geeks of the [Music]
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week [Music]
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we there we go maybe we should stop leading off with death yeah
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towards the end of bit hey you know what I like there's a there's a uh there's a
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note here in the spreadsheet that just says dan was right and all right you
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want to go there and I enjoy I enjoy being right so why don't we start there
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all right uh there is a TV show that you recommended we check out
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oh yeah and the other night uh earli in the week we we were like what should we
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watch and then uh it popped up on on the Netflix
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watch the first episode H and now we're addicted and that is Riverdale oh I told
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you I'm so glad you like it I'm so glad because this could have gone either way
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and you could have been like damn what the [ __ ] is wrong with you but you've seen
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it I was it the whole throughout the first episode I was like waiting to not
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like it and then not didn't happen yeah I know and it's cheesy as [ __ ] but it's
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so beautifully done and if
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like if Twin Peaks wasn't confusing and it was for
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teens it' be this I'm okay with that
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yeah oh man [ __ ] we talk about we could I I've been watching Twin Peaks every
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week and I'm like I know you guys haven't uh and it's like it's hard to
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talk about anyway because it's [ __ ] Twin Peaks like what do you talk about
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like it's you've just got to watch it it's but so I haven't brought it up but
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yeah it it does remind me of of Twin Peaks a bit because it's you
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know it's a murder mystery and it's it's in a you know small town and uh but it's
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it's like funny and it's well written and uh I love that it's like Twin Peaks
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but it's funny and it's well written no that's not what I meant well
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look anyone who's seen Twin Peaks knows what I mean like I think Twin Peak is
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funny and well written as well but it's it does like riverdell doesn't make my
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head hurt is it's it's easy to watch Twin Peaks is
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not easy to watch so I have a friend who uh messaged me the other day to ask if
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I've been watching it I said no I'm going to wait till it's all done and
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watch it all at once uh and he said that
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it's the best thing that Lynch has ever done
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yeah I yeah I think Matt's got a different
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thinking no no no I don't actually
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because it's got [ __ ] weird annoying [ __ ] in it but it's also the most
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compelling thing I've [ __ ] ever seen I find myself like getting frustrated in
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the middle of an episode and being like [ __ ] you David Lynch [ __ ] you and then
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the next day I'm like I can't wait till Sunday got to find out what's going on how many
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more uh maybe I think maybe at least 10 there
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quite a few to go it's there 20 something episodes maybe 28 quite a lot
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old school well continue to wait then I won't I won't dip in stick to my plan
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but because like there was an episode that was like basically just
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[ __ ] art house it didn't make any sense to me like it didn't it didn't cuz
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it had stuff in there from from the old you know the old
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season linking stuff in the new seasons but in like the most [ __ ] weird David Lynch
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like abstract like the whole episode like it had no storyline you know his thing is
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like for listeners who don't know David Lynch they're going to be like what the
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[ __ ] is he talking about you know how it's that the his stuff doesn't
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necessarily have a plot because it's not about plot it's about the the whole the
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plot is like the tone of the film like he flips it all over like it's the the there's a
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I don't know how to explain it uh this confusion is exactly what he
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wants exactly yeah it's not it doesn't have a story line it's not about a story
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line it's about feelings and and emotions and things uh that's not a very
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good explanation no man oh look I'm I'm sold I'm looking forward to watching it
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I just I didn't want to do week to week because I'm already doing that with Game
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of Thrones and it drives me nuts although they have leaked episode four
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of Game of Thrones like three days early I saw that and they EV going to lak the
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entire script for everything else they've got for it soon as well
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[ __ ] yeah HBO got really hacked they got hacked but they're also saying that this
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episode four leak has nothing to do with the hack and that this is actually one
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of their uh platforms uh one of their Indian broadcasters that it got hacked
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from and you can tell because there water markers on it
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ah yeah it's not actually a very good quality video from what I've heard not very good
29:01
quality show huh no I've been watching it Twin Peaks
29:05
is my Sunday viewing great it's [ __ ] great I tuned out a Game of Thrones
29:09
first season I got the fourth season I'll watch it all at some point maybe
29:13
you should man you should it's no it's no worse than it was when we were loving
29:18
it I keep thinking I keep thinking about going back to Walking Dead as well look
29:23
it's crossed my mind occasionally cuz people [ __ ] love it but yeah people
29:27
still going L about I stopped it I think season 3 when they went to the jail we
29:30
all stopped there we all stopped there we couldn't that was a hurdle we just
29:34
couldn't get over when they started splitting it into them and other people
29:38
in another place I was like no no no too much even Michael Rooker showing back up
29:44
again couldn't couldn't convince me to keep watching love that guy Michael Rooker
29:49
showed up to convince you to keep watching he came around my house hey man
29:54
like seriously this is a great show I'm in this remember remember I cut my arm
29:57
off I'm in it you're like nah sorry Michael Rooker I do like you as
30:02
Yu yes Mary [ __ ] Poppins mhm I thought yundi was your father you look
30:08
exactly the same yeah so good that comes out on uh that's
30:14
available digitally soon I think that's great well I'll be watching the first
30:17
one again uh very shortly actually because I'm uh I'm rewatching all the
30:21
Marvel movies from the first one in
30:25
order uh starting in which order release order the
30:32
1970s uh Spiderman yeah that's right you know I used to [ __ ] love that movie
30:38
so did I no the Marvel Studios movies starting
30:43
with the Iron Man well yes except I'm skipping Iron Man because I've seen
30:48
those so many times uh but there were ones that I missed and there were ones
30:52
that I saw out of sequence uh that that
30:56
I enjoyed super officially but [ __ ] man the the crossover nature of the story is
31:03
really intense yeah they do it it's like the comics it's like you got to watch
31:07
all of them you got to pay for it all it's like yeah yeah little things too I
31:12
mean it's just and I'm I will say this
31:15
uh I hadn't seen Hulk before and oh the Edward Norton one Hulk is a [ __ ]
31:21
great movie the the first one or the no
31:25
not the Eric Banner the the okay seen that it is what it is people are
31:31
actually sort of saying it's a shame that he couldn't come back to keep
31:33
playing the Hulk why couldn't he come back because here's the thing because I
31:36
actually love I was about to say Jeremy Rena what's the [ __ ] I don't love
31:41
Jeremy Rena what's [ __ ] Hulk's name
31:43
Edward Norton no now Ruffalo Mark
31:48
Ruffalo yes um I think he does an absolutely fantastic job I but I also
31:54
thought oh [ __ ] now I can't remember the [ __ ] other guy's name Edward
31:56
Norton Edward Norton right I thought he did a great job of it I think it was
32:01
just scheduling conflict no no it wasn't when when they went to do Avengers he
32:06
was on board and then they had a bunch of meetings and stuff and then there was
32:10
there was some stuff that happened with The Incredible Hulk where Edward Norton
32:14
had made some changes he he demanded some changes to be made to the script
32:20
and some other stuff and it it kind of all ended a little bit not ideal and
32:26
then when they started to do aveng he met with with Jos weden and uh and Jos
32:33
said and started doing the same thing well all all I know is that after they
32:38
met a couple of times and they were talking in pre-production and stuff they
32:41
decided that he wasn't a good fit wow and he's never worked again I have heard
32:47
he's difficult to work with I think the wording they used was that he's not
32:51
ideal for an ensemble thing like which you do really need to play
32:57
nice especially like like Avengers because you got a lot of names in that
33:01
now I know and cuz they knew that it was going to get cuz look at Infinity Wars
33:05
coming out in in like a year or two and like look how many [ __ ] people are in
33:08
that movie like I remember when they first when they did Iron Man they were
33:12
like oh we're going to do it we're going to make all of them and they're all
33:15
going to be in movies together and Avengers and stuff and I was like [ __ ]
33:17
off no way and now it's like yes way Avengers is like whatever yeah seen
33:23
Avengers and now now it's Infinity War like we got to put them all together
33:28
all these actors you like in the universe in the one movie and some that
33:32
you don't but they're just still there yeah they're in there as well we'll
33:36
sneak him in there like Anthony Hopkins what's he doing in there [ __ ] off by
33:40
Cameron mind I've snuck my way this so where are you up to
33:44
Dan uh I just watched Thor the Dark
33:48
World last night did you like that yeah I did actually I like it a lot I haven't
33:53
watched any of the Thor movies I'd seen the first one but was n as impressed
33:58
enough with it to continue on when Dark World come out I was like I'll catch it
34:03
at some point and I just never did um liked Thor the first one a lot more the
34:07
Second Time Around in context and it really love the Dark World I thought it
34:11
was really good you know what it reminds me of Matt it reminds me of June oh yeah
34:15
sure like you know it's just this kind of feudal
34:20
families uh kind of semi futuristic but
34:24
semi kind of medieval as well yeah uh
34:28
kind of diplomacy and War in space it's very Dune I remember when we saw the
34:34
movies Jenner and I and when the you the stuff in Asgard reminds me a lot of kind
34:40
of nibo yes but yes and yeah but and
34:45
then they take [ __ ] amadala there yeah and I was exactly on the balcony
34:51
overlooking what really looks like nabo and I remember saying man Thor's better
34:56
at Star Wars than Star Wars is yeah that's right it is like that
35:00
sequence where the you know the dark elves show up and the ships attack and
35:03
stuff I was like man this is like it's like the battle droids bit better yeah
35:08
bit better it's like adult sci-fi yeah yeah and you know that dark elf man I
35:14
was staring at him for so long like [ __ ] I know who that is I know who that is I
35:17
know who that is yeah and I [ __ ] Eon yeah [ __ ] love who yeah Doctor Who
35:23
mhm yeah it's a good movie yeah watching them I know you like Cat
35:29
Dennings she's in there is she in it yeah she is do like she's in both of
35:35
them mate she's in all the Thor
35:39
yeah I think be next one the first Thor movie I'm going to see is Thor
35:45
Ragnarok did you see this uh I forgot to put this in here but regarding
35:50
Ragnarok uh you know like they improvised a lot of it it's they kind of
35:54
did it the way did what we do in the shadows apparently I've got no problem
35:59
with that I was like what they let him how they [ __ ] let him do that and
36:02
then I watched the new trailer you there's that have you seen the newest
36:05
trailer where it's got him and no I haven't Thor and Hulk having a little
36:09
chat at the end oh yes and I was like oh my God like how I can't I'm I just can't
36:15
wait to see it is it funny yeah yes yeah I I like talking about how they
36:21
had a battle and Bruce goes oh so who won th goes I did and Bruce goes
36:28
but he's not Bruce he's the Hulk he's yes yeah that's what he is the Hulk Thor
36:33
Thor's like I was on fire and Hulk was like Hulk was bigger fire and
36:40
then that's amazing so I I don't know just because it made me laugh did a Hulk start
36:47
talking he didn't that's why I was like what the [ __ ] he's always I guess they explain
36:53
it yeah maybe hopefully they just won't but did you read that article that said
36:59
that a a tiny little kid visiting the set I can't remember it was somebody's
37:03
son or somebody with cancer was the one who came up with that line that I know
37:07
him is a friend from work yeah I saw that the other kid was like he should
37:11
say he knows him from work and they were like that's [ __ ] brilliant that's right
37:17
yeah yeah so I I can't wait to see it just because I I think it's going to be
37:22
completely different and I don't yeah I'm confused how the Tone's going to
37:27
match with the others but I guess who cares yeah because it's funny because
37:32
you watch uh I watched Avengers during the week right the first Avengers and
37:37
then soon after that watch Thor the Dark World and they're chalk and cheats man
37:42
like like Avengers is [ __ ] slap SLE it's really funny and it's all about the
37:46
gag the payoff yeah and then th the dark world is just no it's just a [ __ ]
37:50
serious movie [ __ ] diplomacy like
37:54
they're feels very much gun into the y a
37:58
little bit like just silly and fun yeah and it made me think didn't they fire
38:04
the Han Solo guys for doing exactly that for doing just this yeah yeah I guess
38:09
it's just different like different property they're allowed to well I also
38:15
think that uh Star Wars is going to have more of a eye on it
38:20
than yeah the comic books I don't know man these These are [ __ ] huge movies
38:24
now yeah as I'm saying it I'm not believing it yeah I mean Star Wars is
38:30
too but like they both got the mouse at the top of these pillars that's why I
38:36
was confused I was like huh why is why is that okay for them but may maybe he
38:40
did a better job of it yeah yeah yeah well I think it also depends on who's
38:45
doing the improvisation yeah yeah that's right and it and and for for all
38:51
accounts it was just that that dude wasn't doing a good
38:55
job yeah as in the actor yeah yeah just that one that one guy in The Troop who's
39:01
just really bad at improv well they they fired the directors and then brought in
39:06
an acting coach for the lead yeah what
39:10
it's not a good sign man no now Ron how bit late for to bring in an acting coach
39:16
isn't it like you supposedly got two this they're
39:22
going to have to push that movie back there's no way can stay in the same
39:26
release window well they've got a while because Pi Ron Howard because Ron
39:29
Howard's he's professional he'll just get it done yeah he'll just turn it around
39:34
yeah yeah guaranteed but they meant to have been finished filming now well yeah
39:41
well they're not yeah but that's the difference between you know like they
39:45
picked the young guys uh Ron Howard exact he who you know I reckon I mean
39:50
look I don't know him personally but he's made like enough films that he
39:53
probably like yeah I get done yeah I know how to do this I'm a profal
39:57
director yeah I can make a film and uh yeah it might not be the the film I
40:02
would have made had I had the full time but I can make a film yeah I'm I'm
40:07
almost disappointed now that we don't get a complete Ron Howard but maybe
40:11
maybe there's enough there that you know the good parts are salvageable and we'll
40:16
still get a Ron Howard quality movie yeah and how long do you think stamp
40:20
that on there how long before you think it's cut into an arrest of development
40:24
thing oh done well not that yeah yeah it's on but there's already an Arrested
40:30
Development Star Wars now Google it yeah okay I'll have to watch I think they
40:34
actually stole some gags from stuff you suggested on the podcast Luke so sons of
40:41
[ __ ] steal everything else from his why not yeah that's right it's fine I
40:45
mean this is our way to get good stuff out there yeah
40:50
yeah no cost or uh benefit to
40:55
us no the benefit is we get to see it oh yeah true all right fine yeah like how
41:01
Luke got to see the Jumanji remake what was that enjoy that Luke
41:08
enjoy it the janji remake with the rock I assume that was one of your
41:13
ideas it would not have been I don't think I've ever spoken
41:18
about jamanji no jamanji is a great movie no I don't give a [ __ ] what you
41:23
guys say ji said solid movie I'm not saying anything I don't even know what it is
41:27
oh Bo game you've never seen you're a board game
41:34
Enthusiast no I just buy them I don't play them you're a broad game
41:39
collector and then there's a sequel to it wasn't there Zahara or something uh
41:44
that might I don't know about see you know more about it than we do J was a
41:48
jungle and then there was the space one jamanji in space space Mani well it
41:54
wasn't jamanji it was Sahara or something do you think that the Sahara
41:57
is in space Luke is that is that what
41:59
I'm Z Zahara oh you know I have heard of
42:04
that I have heard of that calls Hara that's a
42:11
z I think that's it what did speaking of
42:16
movies that are obviously [ __ ] um the uh the Emoji Movie which I can't comment on
42:22
because I've got literally no intent of ever seeing it
42:27
I want to go see just to see how bad it is well you don't need to now because
42:32
you can go to Rotten Tomatoes where you can find that it has achieved The
42:35
Impossible by receiving a 0% rating yeah that means not one single critic not one
42:41
single fan thought there was any redeeming features in this
42:46
whatsoever fire out that's
42:49
like harsh but honest to God I mean this is obviously something that came around
42:55
a [ __ ] discussion from a marketing team right bunch of film Executives
43:00
going what about emojis someone's going to make the Emoji Movie it should be us
43:05
might as well make it ourselves what a bad idea it's got some
43:11
good people in it's got [ __ ] Patrick Stewart in it it's got Patrick
43:16
Stewart uh Anna Farris is in it I like her yeah I wouldn't put it up there with
43:22
Patrick Stewart but I see your point but even Patrick Stewart couldn't raise this
43:26
from 0% for
43:27
1% yeah [ __ ] 0% as 0% didn't they
43:33
just have uh the poop emoji on Rotten Tomatoes at one point for this I
43:37
remember seeing an article that said that let me click through it's got like
43:42
they usually have a little rating to determine whether it's fresh
43:45
or uh yeah that's right no it's not it's just a little Splat thing so maybe maybe
43:50
that was just a gag but point I saw a picture of it and it just had the poop
43:56
emoji evidently the guy behind it trying to get money for another project or
44:00
something I can't remember what it is but I'm sort of like who's going to
44:05
give this guy money again oh you guys know that Patrick Stewart plays the poop
44:10
emoji yeah Patrick Stewart's the poop emoji yeah
44:15
yeah yeah no I I I do not I do not want to watch this
44:21
no I do not want it to even exist you
44:24
know just annoys me that it even exists um some movies that I do like though the
44:31
James Bond movies yes and uh there's
44:35
there's currently a lawsuit uh that's just been okayed in the preliminary
44:41
hearings to uh to go to trial uh where a woman is suing uh the Distributors of
44:47
the James Bond complete box set uh by pointing out it's not actually Complete
44:52
because uh there are two at least non-canon James B films that aren't in
44:58
this box set now were they released after the box set no no this box set
45:04
came out this year the first cin Royale came out in the 60s and then in the
45:08
early 80s there's never say never again I do too Never Say Never Again Never Say
45:15
Never Again is the remake of Thunderball right yeah and it's this really weird
45:20
you guys know the story of like why it exists I've I do know this forgotten it
45:26
the guy that wrote Thunderball retained
45:29
the rights to it and right and somehow uh cuz they were going to it was going
45:36
to be a different script and they ended up turning the that movie into
45:39
Thunderball so he could still keep the rights to Thunderball but also he still
45:43
had sha connory signed on for it so sha connory was obliged to still do it it's
45:48
just the same movie like just slightly different yeah it's just Thunderball but
45:52
an 80s Thunderball instead of a 70s Thunderball cuz I know it's the one
45:56
where he goes to like the health clinic and then and they just changed the
45:59
circumstances in in in a little little ways but it's the same movie it's got
46:04
Rowan Atkin in it it's like with the same [ __ ] guy as James Bond they just remade it so
46:11
weird yeah yeah that early cin Royale actually I have seen that when I was
46:14
young it was on TV David nen right yeah yeah exactly and Ood Allen's in it it
46:20
was on late one night and I was like James Bond yeah and I taped it and uh
46:24
and you were like put it on the next day and I was like what the [ __ ] is this
46:27
this I did the same in fact I'd set a tape up I set a timer up to tape one of
46:33
the Bond movies I think it was from Russia with Love or something yeah and
46:36
then while I was watching that back it was like and coming up next Cino Royale
46:40
I was like [ __ ] yeah two for one yeah uh
46:44
yeah nope no yeah well I it seems like a
46:50
uh a frivolous lawsuit to me but fair enough I guess like yeah well the judge
46:56
seems to think it has legs so yeah but it's it's one of those ones where it's
47:00
like was she really out was she really put out a lot by this or is this just a
47:05
money yeah that she got 30 discs instead of 32 yeah I don't think you can would
47:10
it been cheaper for the guys once they got served with the p just go look just
47:13
duck down to the shops buy her a couple of copies would you yeah hand them over
47:17
that's right just I don't know it just seems like yeah all right you made your
47:21
point like how much is she asking for does say in this
47:27
no CU I think I think this hearing is just to
47:32
see whether it can go to trial just just remind me actually I saw
47:37
this article this week uh about this is about Taylor Swift actually so it's not
47:42
something we would normally cover but it I thought it was interesting because she
47:46
um she has a court case coming up uh because apparently a few years ago she
47:50
did an appearance at a radio station and uh during a photo shoot she alleged that
47:55
one of the hosts of the radio show grabbed her ass and uh and she didn't do
48:02
anything at the time except made a phone call and he got fired and right he's now
48:06
suing and he's like totally worth it well he apparently I like his apparently
48:13
allegedly his stories changed a couple times where at first he said that he
48:16
absolutely didn't do it and then he said oh maybe he did but it was an accident
48:19
and then yada yada but she never she never wanted anything she just made a
48:23
call and then he got fired and then that was the end of it uh MH and then he's
48:27
now suing for like you know Millions because he reckons he was you know
48:31
wrongfully accused and blah blah blah blah oh and uh and she's counter
48:36
suing uh but only for $1 because she was she's like no [ __ ]
48:43
you like waste your time and yeah and so I I just thought that was really cool
48:49
that uh that she's countersuing but like just for the Mone only for a dollar yeah
48:54
yeah that is good nice one Tay Tay so just jumping back into Casino Royale
49:00
1967 I've just IMDb this and I I've got to [ __ ] watch this film here's the
49:05
cast right it's got uh it's got Peter cers URS and right a
49:11
Bond girl in it David nien as James Bond
49:15
Aon Wells as Leif right yeah it's got
49:20
Woody Allen as Dr no right it's got
49:24
[ __ ] Deborah Kerr it's got uh just going down the list here Ronnie Corbin
49:30
is in this right that's just one of those things that's just got like
49:33
everyone see I didn't I did not appreciate this at the time no neither
49:38
did I clearly Angelica Houston's in it Peter ool's in it David
49:42
PR is in this as Frankenstein and I
49:47
don't know how that works in
49:50
so I'm gone straight to Italy after this wow yeah I'm going to try and find this
49:57
I wonder if I have it somewhere well not not your box set not in my box set I
50:04
like it says uh people who like this also liked and then the number one thing
50:07
is Never Say Never Again I don't know about
50:12
that [ __ ] awesome Wells all I could think about is his [ __ ] Legacy as far
50:17
as I'm concerned are those [ __ ] champagne
50:20
commercials so good no I also love that leaked recording of him recording a
50:26
voice voice over for a peas commercial where he's just [ __ ] ripping into the
50:31
screenwriter of this peas commercial awesome I wouldn't direct any
50:36
living actor in Shakespeare this way it's great is out of all the stuff he's done
50:43
that's his legacy that and Unicron in in transform yeah I was about to say the
50:46
Transformers animated movie yeah where he just
50:51
goes plays a planet yeah amazing
50:57
also Citizen Kane oh yeah that too well speaking of sing though have
51:04
you heard about the psychics that are trying to sue rockstar no but I want to
51:09
please tell me okay uh did either of you play GTA Vice City yeah uh yeah of
51:16
course it came out 15 years ago okay that makes me feel old but go on i f
51:21
there's this character that's in there that gives you missions to go and kill
51:25
people right and she sort of Jamaican Voodoo person mhm this is Auntie poette
51:32
in the in the game M CLE appears to be the real person yes well no there is no
51:39
real person oh see in the game it's it's ATI pet who who is M CLE is just a
51:45
character right and um yeah but the fings are now seing for like $500
51:52
million uh the really funny thing about this the person who was anti po who is
51:57
MCL in real life was the voice for Ati Po in in the game okay back up back up
52:03
so GTA Vice City yep had a character
52:09
that's a psychic yes and she's voiced by
52:14
a real life psychic they went they went that far you've got to be you got to be
52:18
what you portray these days they don't like it yeah okay sure portray something you AR
52:24
okay and now 15 years later mhm this
52:29
psychic no play the psychic not the psychic the psychic readers Network Miss
52:36
Cleo who did the voice and who their character might be based off can't be
52:40
sewing cuz she died last year yeah but okay oh so they're sing on her behalf
52:45
from Beyond the Grave yes
52:50
what yeah what they're just trying to get money from the looks of it yeah of
52:55
course so they're suing for what exactly the fact that Rockstar made
53:02
money by exploiting Miss Cleo's Persona by hiring
53:07
her to be in a [ __ ] video game but surely she got paid for it it's not the
53:12
fact that they say but the character is too much like her it is
53:16
her yeah and she's fully aware of this and consensual and probably signed a
53:20
contract yes this this court case is not going to go anywhere and he psychics
53:26
they would know this but it's it makes no sense why they would even try to do
53:32
this but yeah it just seems like why leave it 15 years why wait till she's
53:37
dead cuz if she was alive she'd probably say don't do that
53:41
idiots if she was alive she would have been like no no no here's the contract I
53:44
agree to it in fact I loved it best publicity I ever got if they're psychics
53:48
then well they must know what's going to go in their Fai then otherwise they
53:51
wouldn't do it they should have known all along yep couldn't they sue couldn't
53:56
they sue Monkey Island then that's exactly what I was thinking the the
54:00
other Creole Voodoo woman who gives you missions that's the that's my go-to
54:03
actually when I if you mention that I always think of Monkey Island yeah or
54:07
Eric the Viking where the same thing happens and [ __ ] I haven't seen that in a while
54:14
it's good I Watchers Network coming for them next yeah well they already know
54:19
about it if it was Eric the Viking wow no it's good like said good I bet it is
54:25
yeah yeah did I ever tell you guys about the psychic that my sister
54:31
dated for a while no I don't think so
54:36
maybe okay so um I'm sure I told you guys at the time I'm sure I would have
54:41
joked about this in the past it sounds like something you would joke about with
54:44
me yeah that's right so when uh so my
54:48
sister started dating this guy who
54:53
decided that he had Supernatural powers
54:57
right yeah and so he started going to
55:01
psychic school to learn how to channel harness those PS okay correct yeah
55:08
that's that's that's not silly thing to do yeah sure you know uh if you've got
55:12
powers you may as well learn how to use them exactly yeah uh but then he came to
55:17
my sister one day and he said look uh I've seen into the future uh of our
55:22
relationship and it let me tell you it
55:25
does not end well uh so I'm I need to even though I love you and I I don't
55:32
want to leave you I'm going to have to break up with you now because uh in the
55:36
future some really shitty stuff happens and this is the only way that I can
55:39
avoid uh those things happening right in the
55:44
Future Sounds sounds like she she got the good deal end of the deal that's
55:50
right yeah she has had some [ __ ] is that the only way to stop it like there's I'm
55:54
sure there's something else I just like the balls on this guy that's just like
55:59
okay okay I'm gonna I'm gonna tell her
56:03
that I have to break up with her to stop [ __ ] in the future and to make that
56:09
credible I'm going to have to enroll myself into a psychic
56:15
cold that's like the ultimate like how
56:18
do I how do I break up with her I
56:22
know yeah no but I honestly I think uh
56:27
like do you believe that he was serious about his uh don't I have no idea either
56:33
way she's still better off yeah yeah exactly exactly but he would have to be
56:37
serious about that though there's no way someone goes to that trouble to break up
56:42
with someone see I'm happy either way I'm happy that a guy really thinks he's
56:46
seen into the future and I'm also happy that a guy has gone to that length just
56:50
to [ __ ] get away from some
56:53
[ __ ] my sister no but you
57:00
know while we've got batshit crazy news we could uh we could always talk
57:05
about the alien actor who believes in
57:08
Aliens yeah uh this the main thing that made me laugh about this article uh you
57:15
guys you guys seen aliens alien obviously the first one yes no never
57:19
heard of it certainly not one of my top five favorite movies of all
57:23
time one of the actors from uh from from the film Yafit Coto is it Johnson that
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he plays uh you know what I don't remember the names of
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anybody who's not Kane Dallas or Ripley
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but let's find out or Jonesy oh Jonesy yeah the cat uh
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Parker Parker that's it yeah y [ __ ] I just realized that the other guy in
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Alien is in Twin Peaks you know his friend in
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Alien the uh the old guy yeah he's in Twin
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Peaks uh let me go alien [ __ ] what's the guy's name just sorry just uh just
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realized that that's uh Harry Dean Stanton yeah that's him and I think
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actually just uh from the other day he's also in Avengers for just one scene
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right yeah he is actually looking when Hulk falls from the sky and he
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crashes through a uh the roof of a warehouse and banner wakes up as himself
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naked uh that dude from Alien is just standing there gone oh yeah I'm glad
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you're awake I uh you were green a minute ago but I'm glad to see you back
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to human oh yes yeah yeah yeah but come to think of it he says are you an
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alien right [ __ ] for some reason see
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I know that guy I just never never tweaked that that's a guy from Alien
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because obviously the character in Alien is a real person and obviously not an
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actor yeah that's right in that documentary alien yeah not an actor in
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the modern day so yeah but this this article is a is an interview with um
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yaff Coto because they wanted to talk to him about alien uh I
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assume at first anyway when they called they called him up and they said we want
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to talk to you about alien uh his representative said yeah he uh he wants
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to know are you also open to discussing his real life UFO experiences can you
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imagine as a as a journalist you're like yeah I just want to talk to him about
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alien are you interested in hearing his um actual alien stories you like clear
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the front page so it's obviously this Vice yes I [ __ ] am yeah this no
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Ransom writing for vice uh said absolutely yes let's do
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this so uh yeah and he said that he's never told anyone about it except for
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his wife his Rabbi and his psychologist and this is the first time that he's
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ever discuss this and it's quite a it's a lengthly interview about how he uh
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he's been abducted by aliens he's he's held an
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alien uh and interacted with them and uh
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in my arms he's uh he's he's he's really really seen them and he just wants
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everyone to know that we're not alone in the universe and uh you know he's proud of
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it he says I don't care if you think I'm full of [ __ ] I know what I saw and what
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I saw was [Laughter]
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aliens Y what did he go into much DET did he say he got abducted there did I
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missish hear that yeah no he's yeah he got he's been abducted yeah you didn't
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go into any further detail of that or anything it was just yeah just um look I
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[ __ ] um it started when he was about n or 10 years old I like how he describes
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the alien from Alien
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uh stting was n or 10 years old uh he he was told he couldn't go outside he was
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looking out the street turned around there was a figure behind him at least 5
1:01:07
or 6 feet tall with an elongated head uh it appeared then jumped to the back of
1:01:11
him and then disappeared and uh and then from that moment on it was one experience after
1:01:18
another which culminated in my sighting in the Philippines during the filming of
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alien the thing with alien abduction stories is that I don't really remember
1:01:24
the details cuz they never make any sense to me but uh like that book The Mothman
1:01:30
Prophecies yeah it's just but have you noticed that people have always thought
1:01:37
they were getting abducted yeah but just not by aliens cuz aliens weren't a thing
1:01:44
yeah you know like people used to get abducted by leprechauns right where back
1:01:49
in places where they used to think leprechauns existed mhm and now they get
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addicted Addicted by them [ __ ] addicted to
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aliens really Scott's addicted to aliens yes he is unfortunately for him
1:02:04
because he's not going to get to do anymore no yeah I know you mean the the
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mythology changes like in ancient Egypt they they were Gods yeah probably got it
1:02:14
in and in uh abducted by Arman Ray and
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it's in it's if [ __ ] me in Stargate they combined the two
1:02:24
successfully the star gods were aliens
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but yeah so that was a good take on it absolutely yeah yeah I mean I didn't
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care super amount for the series but the the film was amazing yeah blew my mind
1:02:39
when I was a kid yeah oh [ __ ] that's got
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uh David sper his name yes yeah remember when he to be an actor
1:02:49
yeah back when he was less weird looking yeah he did get a bit weird looking
1:02:53
didn't he h in uh Boston legal yeah I like that
1:02:58
show I never saw it it's good B now you
1:03:02
should watch that that was a good show yeah I probably won't go back to that to be
1:03:08
honest not that I mean I believe it it was good but oh that's one thing have
1:03:13
you ever gone have you watched the second season of Ash versus evil dead
1:03:16
yet no I haven't you have to go watch that yeah I downloaded it and it was uh
1:03:21
it was on my drive that uh we don't talk about
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rip died of AIDs that you need to stop buying me
1:03:35
gift cards all all
1:03:40
right gift cards are expensive so why do I have to buy
1:03:45
them cuz they're cheaper if you buy them what on Xbox you mean yeah what do you
1:03:51
mean the cheaper Rive by them it's the same amount of
1:03:54
money it's not though cuz I now have to pay GST on it oh I got to pay sales
1:03:59
tax yeah but I'm already having to pay an exchange
1:04:04
rate but no no no the price that you see for things uh on on Xbox or anywhere
1:04:10
else you have to add 7% to that that's what I'll pay I'm yeah but GST is 10
1:04:16
yeah but it's already included in the price you're
1:04:18
paying no it's not cuz I'm not buying it from I'm buying I'm buying a Us gift
1:04:25
card you don't have to pay GST on that then
1:04:28
do you I do on the website I go through
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oh you on some on the first some dodgy website first of no it's not dodgy it's
1:04:37
just but on the 1st of July all of our um internet purchases in Australia now
1:04:41
have GST applied to them H wait really was only a matter of time yep it's
1:04:48
called the Netflix tax so if you buy something on Amazon
1:04:52
from the US you've got to pay extra 10% uh yeah [ __ ] really I didn't know
1:04:59
that that's [ __ ] well it isn't it is because I mean it's it's it's the new
1:05:05
way of importing stuff nothing comes through the ports anymore they don't get
1:05:09
tariffs anymore no one makes cut I suppose but yeah I'm not really against
1:05:15
I mean you could argue why you'd need that anyway but you know I suppose as
1:05:18
long as you're not paying because you I guess you wouldn't be paying the sales
1:05:21
tax that we pay here so unless that's already built into the price that's what
1:05:26
that's what I'm thinking if if like if you bought something like I said sales
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tax in Rhode Island is 7% so if you bought something from here are you
1:05:33
paying the 7% tax here and the 10% Like
1:05:37
You And the reason I say you might be is because I think a lot of online
1:05:41
retailers like if it's a little you know online store included yeah they probably
1:05:46
don't have that [ __ ] set up properly so anyway that's so I might I might be
1:05:51
paying tax in your country and tax in mine so I'm just that's interesting I didn't know
1:05:56
that it only just happened but yeah it sort of sucks but yeah if you ever see
1:06:00
gift cards on special over there cuz I do need to get American ones every now
1:06:04
and again I'll tell you what let me know every now and then I'll head up to New
1:06:07
Hampshire and I'll buy you some gift cards no sales tax sweet I think
1:06:13
definitely not an alcohol I don't know about other stuff don't buy him alcohol what did I
1:06:19
can say we drove through alcohol I will drink it we drove through New Hampshire
1:06:24
on the way to on and because there there is no tax on alcohol in in New Hampshire
1:06:31
instead of like 7eleven and stuff at the at the gas stations they're all liquor
1:06:36
stores yeah because everybody drives through there stops buys a bunch of
1:06:40
booze and then continues on you don't have to show ID that says you're from
1:06:46
that state CU I know that uh in Utah where it's illegal to buy and there are
1:06:50
no bottle overs it's illegal to buy liquor uh I know if you cross the into
1:06:56
whatever the [ __ ] state is next color or something uh you've got to show your
1:07:01
ID to say you're local because people just cross the border buy [ __ ] and go
1:07:04
back okay no I mean they check their ID because you know you got to be over 21
1:07:09
and they just check everyone's uh and mine's mine's a Rhode Island ID they
1:07:13
didn't say anything yeah and I know that everyone does it same fireworks people
1:07:18
go across to get fireworks which is illegal if you bring fireworks back in
1:07:22
that's illegal but but you you know people that do it right I everyone knows
1:07:27
a guy I don't know any specific people who do it but I know that people do it
1:07:31
and I'm not [ __ ] naming them Luke I I wasn't implying
1:07:38
anything I missed fireworks yeah really do though it's a
1:07:45
lot of them here at 4th of July so if you like fireworks come over around that
1:07:49
time of year here I don't think I've seen fireworks probably the last four or
1:07:54
five years that weren't at an official show H the whole week the whole week of
1:08:00
Fourth of July every night freaking fireworks going off in the in the
1:08:05
neighborhood but Al it also used to be like that in Australia when um we still
1:08:08
had um we you still were able to buy them in CA you know one thing they don't
1:08:12
do here because they don't have them is uh they don't tie the fireworks to a
1:08:16
Hills hoist and spin it around and then set them off which is something I
1:08:20
remember doing as a kid uh that's why we weren't allowed to buy fireworks anymore
1:08:26
there is a reason why we don't have them yeah like I burnt myself on
1:08:31
fireworks yeah actually when uh that weekend the Fourth of July weekend when
1:08:36
we were leaving work uh one of the guys at work was like remember everybody this
1:08:42
will be someone's last weekend with all their fingers Jesus I'll be like is that a
1:08:47
threat did you just threaten me well I actually remember one of the
1:08:52
fireworks that they used to have that went off it s like fly up into the air
1:08:55
and fly down in a parachute oh yeah when you caught that thing it was
1:09:01
still burning hot oh man I remember those that that takes me back they were
1:09:07
just dangerous here in Rhode Island God were they fun uh you can't buy the big ones
1:09:13
uh even around that time of year although I don't know if we talked about
1:09:16
this they have like around that time of year the there's all these popup
1:09:20
fireworks stores like tents on the side of the road they're [ __ ] everywhere
1:09:23
so if you want fireworks you can get them but you can't buy the really big
1:09:25
ones and so everyone has to cross the state line to get the the really big
1:09:30
ones you know the ones that you can blow stuff up with the ones that are the fun
1:09:34
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