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Son of a Boy Dad Ep. 58 - In The Classroom (ft. Maddy Smith) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: A Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Cracker Barrel is home to all the more country anytimes
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  Speaker 2: that means buttermilk pancakes whenever you want them, homemade classics
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  Speaker 2: like chicken and dumplins, and a country store full of
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  Speaker 2: fun fines. Swing by and visit Cracker Barrel today. So
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  Speaker 2: y'all know that we're big fans of Cracker Barrel. In
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  Speaker 2: this holiday season, I will be sat at their table
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  Speaker 2: with a big plate of country fried turkey and Brandon.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be right there with you, and I'll check it
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  Speaker 1: off my Christmas list in the country store. While I'm
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  Speaker 1: at it, we'll make a nice holiday tradition.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's so cute of you.
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  Speaker 3: Enjoy all the more holiday traditions only at Cracker Barrel.
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  Speaker 3: All right, what's up guys, real quick before we get
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  Speaker 3: into the episode. I'm going to be in Arlington, slash
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  Speaker 3: the DC area on June third and fourth and Brooklyn
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  Speaker 3: on June eighteenth doing stand up. It's going to be
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  Speaker 3: a really fun time. You can buy tickets if you
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  Speaker 3: go to my Instagram or my Twitter. The link will
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  Speaker 3: be in my bio. Come on out, It's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: really fun. Enjoy today's episode. Thank you, peace, what's up everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today
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  Speaker 3: is Monday, May second. It is eleven forty am. We
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  Speaker 3: have a special guest today.
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  Speaker 4: Hey everyone, Yes, thank you guys both for having me.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, little Sasquatch. Do you have a name?
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  Speaker 5: Harry?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Should we call him Harry or a little sas dosing?
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  Speaker 5: I think it is?
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  Speaker 4: Can I call you Harry?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it feels a little bit more normal.
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  Speaker 4: Can I be her Sally? Sally? He always needs a
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  Speaker 4: Sally always.
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  Speaker 1: You guys were just down in Austin together because you're
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  Speaker 1: a stand up yes, but you're a comedian and you're
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  Speaker 1: also on wild and Out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been doing wild Out for a couple of years.
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  Speaker 1: We were just talking about you last week that you're
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  Speaker 1: on Wilding Out, and uh, it's for to just that
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  Speaker 1: you're in New York and you're in town and or
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  Speaker 1: you live here, yeah, and that you're just you come
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  Speaker 1: on the show.
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  Speaker 4: So thanks for you know, I can't believe you got
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  Speaker 4: someone from wild it Out, Like.
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  Speaker 1: I want to.
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  Speaker 4: Let me call him up. See if I can find
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  Speaker 4: in for Miami.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, see if you can get conceited in what's conceited? Like?
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  Speaker 1: He is shortest.
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  Speaker 4: I'm always on his phone. He's short as fucked. But
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  Speaker 4: they're shorter on the show. They're shorter, just.
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  Speaker 1: Like shorter dudes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh really, little tiny guys. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they get short ass dudes just so
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  Speaker 1: they have something to make fun of.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone there has something like.
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  Speaker 1: An archetype to like make fun of.
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  Speaker 4: They just hired two new Jewish people because they're like,
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  Speaker 4: we got to mix up the fucking slurs, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so Nick Cannon can prove that he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: hate Jewish people.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we wanted to see if Harry could. Probably
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  Speaker 1: he wouldn't be able to get on or now that
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  Speaker 1: you're hiring he's seventy seven percent.
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  Speaker 4: Found out he's seventy seven. Seventy seven US thought originally
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  Speaker 4: it was thirty oh numbers back and it's seventy seven.
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  Speaker 5: How do you feel it changed a lot for me?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you started talking, you started acting like what.
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  Speaker 3: Do you Yeah, those dudes came up to me when
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  Speaker 3: I was leaving work. The other day and they were like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the people in the street and they're like,
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  Speaker 3: are you Jewish?
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, no, wait what dudes, that's never happened.
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  Speaker 3: Probably oh wait that once or twice they can tell, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that has happened.
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  Speaker 1: I took it as like an honor that they came
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  Speaker 1: up like no, but thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Someone say yes, they like do like a whole prayer
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  Speaker 3: like on you and stuff, and I'm like, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: what are they really on seventh.
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  Speaker 4: I could go for like someone to pray for me.
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  Speaker 1: Just a random Jewish might just say yes, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: just take it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh if you say yes and you're not Jewish.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, why are they ask as?
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  Speaker 1: Ye'll no, you're often you got to be Catholic as.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck a CF dude.
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  Speaker 1: Really you're that Catholic.
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  Speaker 4: I was raised super Catholic, then my parents got divorced
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  Speaker 4: and kind of abandoned it.
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  Speaker 1: And damn that goes right against Catholicism that spits in
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  Speaker 1: the field and.
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  Speaker 4: My dad's gay. I'm kidding, but yeah, we were the
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  Speaker 4: whole Catholic thing. YadA, YadA, YadA. It's weird though now
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  Speaker 4: because like like the pedophilia and blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: Blah, oh yeah, you can't share by it. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can't shake the pedophilia. It's like it just looms over you.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I was Catholic and I went to Penn State,
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  Speaker 1: so fucking pedophilia follows me like a fog.
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  Speaker 4: Shit is fucking I think you follow the pedophilia.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm sniffing it out, tasing down the pedophilia.
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  Speaker 1: Now you work at bars like a trump pig. For
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  Speaker 1: three levels of pedophilia.
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  Speaker 3: I was like loosely Catholic and then I watched Spotlight
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  Speaker 3: and then I was like, ah, yeah pedophilia, yeah good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was fine when they were like running up in
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  Speaker 1: different countries and like converting people and spreading diseases and
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  Speaker 1: fucking killing people in the name of God. But like
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  Speaker 1: once it came to pedophilia, that's where I draw the
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  Speaker 1: d That's where I have to get out. And it's
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  Speaker 1: just it can't stand anymore. And I think everybody's out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's going to church anymore.
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  Speaker 4: People are going to church though I have family in
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  Speaker 4: New Jersey who goes to church every Sunday. How old
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  Speaker 4: are they? How old are the people that go to church? Boomers?
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  Speaker 4: But also their kids have picked up on the church.
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  Speaker 1: Thing when they're passing it on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because alicism. Sometimes it's just like the kids just
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  Speaker 4: like go forever.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I went to a point where like
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  Speaker 3: my mom was like, you have to go, and then
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  Speaker 3: I got to an age I was like I don't
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  Speaker 3: need to do this anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I just started saying now some people just
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  Speaker 5: like do it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like my cousins just like have always just gone
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  Speaker 4: to church. I think it's a strong nuclear family type
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  Speaker 4: of thing. And guilt like I don't have.
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  Speaker 1: If it's like passed passed down guilt, like internalized guilt,
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  Speaker 1: it would just be like I can't not go. I
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  Speaker 1: just have to go. But if it was fun as fuck,
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  Speaker 1: it'd be harder to give up.
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  Speaker 4: If church was fun as fuck, I would But it's
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  Speaker 4: been always been boring.
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  Speaker 1: It's always sucked. There's never been any fucking good music.
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  Speaker 1: And I know that there's some churches that try to
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  Speaker 1: be like, oh, we're gonna have a guitar player and
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  Speaker 1: a dude with the mohawks singing, but like, for the
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  Speaker 1: most part, it's not good music. It's not like fun,
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  Speaker 1: like it's not it's not like interesting story.
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  Speaker 5: Some of the songs were sticking.
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  Speaker 4: An some of the songs slap.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna like, yeah, you know, because I've had time
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  Speaker 3: where like ran like I haven't been to church in
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  Speaker 3: probably like eight years, and I have times still where
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  Speaker 3: like in my head I'm like saying, like the our guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But there was the one that was like we are called,
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  Speaker 1: we are chosen, we are Christ. That one was fire.
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  Speaker 1: It was called if you were going to the no,
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  Speaker 1: we were too step. That's fine if you didn't get
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  Speaker 1: into it, like I got into it from Philadelphi, like
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  Speaker 1: the Philadelphia area from Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so we're more north of east. I'm like Buffalo
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  Speaker 4: Buffalo might have a different regional tunes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys didn't get one that didn't get up
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  Speaker 1: to you guys. It was tearing up the top forty
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  Speaker 1: charts in church.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking two steps into it was fucking are you a
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  Speaker 3: big Benny the Butcher fan?
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  Speaker 4: Is that a Buffalo rapper?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: No, but I think everyone asked me about that. And
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  Speaker 4: what's the other there's like something starts starts with a bar.
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  Speaker 4: No rapper that starts with an R R Kelly from
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  Speaker 4: No from Buffalo. Yes, there's an arn there a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that Wait, so you don't like wrap that much?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so this is my wrapper. This is my thing.
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  Speaker 4: I go to wild them out and then like for
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  Speaker 4: like two weeks after wild them out. It's like a
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  Speaker 4: girl who just studied.
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  Speaker 1: Abroad and I'm like, I wear Barcelona.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and I wear like Jordan's and I'm like, yo,
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  Speaker 4: this this new the baby, and then it wears off
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  Speaker 4: every day and then I'm just back to like Ariana
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  Speaker 4: Grande refresh. I like listen to rap just for a little.
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  Speaker 4: I definitely am a code switch. You did the right,
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  Speaker 4: Yes I did. Yes, Yeah, it was fun.
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  Speaker 3: I like, so we met at moon Tower just like
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  Speaker 3: that one show, and and then I that night, I
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  Speaker 3: had like a flight at like five in the morning
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  Speaker 3: the next day, and I you you.
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  Speaker 4: Tuned me while you were waiting for YouTube deal.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I've watched I know what did you find?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 5: No, That's when I was like, oh, we should have wrong.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of.
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  Speaker 3: Roans like, I mean, not to toot his horn, but
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  Speaker 3: he's like, wrap out a legend.
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  Speaker 4: Wait your ron, Hold on a second, it's all making sense.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you were just some guy.
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  Speaker 1: I am kind of just some guy.
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  Speaker 4: Like look at your your posture everything. You're not like
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  Speaker 4: giving Roan right now?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean everything?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Now I have to like backtrack. Yeah, you fell off.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get back to you like Julius styles
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  Speaker 1: and saved the last dance? Right now? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving culture?
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  Speaker 4: And we all know in well you're in your You're
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  Speaker 4: in your flop era right now. But let's okay, let
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  Speaker 4: me backtrack. People have been telling me about you for years.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I used to work with Francis who we all know,
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  Speaker 4: Francis LS. You used to work with Rip Bar still Francis.
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  Speaker 1: As a as a as a comedian.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we've still stand up. We've been in random
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  Speaker 4: writers rooms before. And when I got it wild and out,
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  Speaker 4: he's like you got him my boy Rode and he
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  Speaker 4: showed me your fucking videos. Damn, I'm so sorry. I
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  Speaker 4: like don't know anyone.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine, No, no, it's fine.
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  Speaker 4: When you introduced me, I did you say Roan or do.
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  Speaker 1: You I did? I think I did? And I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna because I used just say Adams two PM.
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  Speaker 4: This is now. I feel like I'm in a dream
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  Speaker 4: with a little sasquad rone and whoever that is so dude, that's.
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  Speaker 5: My AUDIOCE gets super loud.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, kil Ron, you're getting too excited.
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  Speaker 1: I did get super excited. You know me. You do
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  Speaker 1: battle rap I battle rapp against the dude named shown
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  Speaker 1: I know, yeah from Wilder Out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, are you really and I are tight? Dude? I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was so mean to him. I don't feel bad
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  Speaker 1: because he uh, his feelings don't get hurt. But what
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh that's what Ron.
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  Speaker 5: He did the whole rapper I was.
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  Speaker 1: I talked for a full round about how autistic he was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I spun it into like it's such a sweet
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  Speaker 1: thing that you're autistic. Like I'm the one who's disadvantage
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  Speaker 1: trying to be a battle rapper who's not autistic because
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  Speaker 1: it helps him. It's like a cheat code, like he
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  Speaker 1: can like organize like rhymes better in his head.
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  Speaker 4: Insane the things that he brings to wild Out. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: this is a show on MTV two for like fourteen
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  Speaker 4: year olds, and he's like, you're a jew, but the
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  Speaker 4: only thing about you is the fact and you're like
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  Speaker 4: you got to chill, man, you have to chill, like
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  Speaker 4: like hurtful bars. He one time he said something about
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  Speaker 4: JFK being shot in the head. I'm like, these kids
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  Speaker 4: don't even know who our current president is, but go off,
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  Speaker 4: but continue, We're.
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  Speaker 1: Not going to know old president murderers.
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  Speaker 4: I'm obsessed, but I'm so hard he Uh.
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  Speaker 1: When he was sixteen, he like, uh, he went to
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  Speaker 1: like a rival high school and said like, uh, some
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  Speaker 1: some like barbaric line about a kid from their high
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  Speaker 1: school who had just died in a car crash, and
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  Speaker 1: they like surrounded him, like they want to let him leave.
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  Speaker 1: But at that time he just was like his brain
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  Speaker 1: was just turned off to like any of the negative
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  Speaker 1: things that could happen, and was just like, what's the
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  Speaker 1: most brutal, fucked up thing that I could say to somebody.
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  Speaker 4: That's what he does. He reminds me of a couple
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  Speaker 4: of like roast battlers in the city. Yeah, people do
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  Speaker 4: that during roast battles. Yeah, they're like obsessed, and it's
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  Speaker 4: kind of like similar brain tendencies of like obsession and
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  Speaker 4: going hard and can't rest until it's over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun. It is a crazy thing. To have
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  Speaker 1: is that how you got on too wat and out roast?
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  Speaker 5: How did you were you doing? Like like just yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know, like the stand you said roast masters and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: So I used to do that and that Lewis, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Louis Gomez. It was a bunch of us, didn't me.
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  Speaker 4: Kim Congdon, Rosebud was in there, and then Brendon and
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  Speaker 4: all all these people I had, So because of that,
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  Speaker 4: all these roast masters went on YouTube. So I just
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  Speaker 4: sent that in for the wild'n Out audition, and then
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  Speaker 4: when I auditioned, I had to do like stand up
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  Speaker 4: and rap and stuff like that. I definitely have an
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  Speaker 4: advantage because I'm like a white girl, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Because I'm always like, oh my when people audition,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, it's so easy. It's so straightforward.
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  Speaker 4: But I do understand that I.
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  Speaker 1: Played into a little bit about archetype that they maybe
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  Speaker 1: were looking for.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know if I played, But I'm lucky
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  Speaker 4: to be a funny white woman within the context of
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  Speaker 4: that show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's great, it's super helpful. But also, I mean
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  Speaker 1: doing roast battles is like, uh, that's like a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Writing exercise where you have to be like really compact
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  Speaker 1: with your language. Yeah, you do, and like it's helpful
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  Speaker 1: to prepare you, I think for stuff I wolding out.
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  Speaker 4: I think so too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I find it was it hard? Was it was
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  Speaker 1: it far?
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  Speaker 5: That's something you wanted to do for a while?
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  Speaker 4: Uh no, I My only goal was to not have
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  Speaker 4: an office job. And so then when I got the
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  Speaker 4: Wild Now and I was like, I guess this is it.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't see it coming like this, but I really
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  Speaker 4: thought it would be something else. When I first got it,
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  Speaker 4: people would be like, like, you know Broke Comics and Brooklyn,
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  Speaker 4: are you embarrassed to be on that? I'm like, you,
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a job. Yeah, what are you fucking
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  Speaker 4: kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: What would you be?
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I like there's some things about.
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  Speaker 5: A lot, but like it kills Like I cry laughing.
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  Speaker 4: That's the other It doesn't even matter, just like it's work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you work people are like bartenders or like
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  Speaker 1: fucking work at a at a fucking like in an
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  Speaker 1: office or like at a fuck as like a tech
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  Speaker 1: for a fucking doctor or something like that. Like there's
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  Speaker 1: so many jobs that aren't in entertainment. That it's like
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  Speaker 1: anything to not have one, anything, anything to just be
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  Speaker 1: in entertainment. Yeah, I agree, which is uh, but people,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what those people are doing that it's
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  Speaker 1: like a point of like privilege almost to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: like you will fucking take any job that's given to
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I'll take it.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah a percent.
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to pay me to just like crack jokes,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take the job.
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  Speaker 4: I know totally. People are just like weird and they
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  Speaker 4: have this like purest sense of like how their career
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  Speaker 4: is going to go. So it's kind of like projecting
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  Speaker 4: an insecurity. So someone else's career doesn't look like the
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  Speaker 4: way you thought yours would, you're gonna like insult them
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  Speaker 4: out of like, oh they got that, and also let
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  Speaker 4: me undermine that. For the reason I live in Queens
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  Speaker 4: in Astoria.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of funny ass
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  Speaker 1: people in Astoria and I don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's close to the airport. Yeah, that's pretty much
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  Speaker 4: what it comes down to. Yeah, because we can all
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  Speaker 4: fly out for our gigs. That's really what it comes
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  Speaker 4: down to. It's I'm eight minutes from the airport. I
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: used to like brag to people. I used to be like, yeah,
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: but I'm close to the airport. Then I realized it's
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: like the equivalent of living in Burbank in LA or
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: something like. It's not a good thing if when you're an airport.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: As far as the airport plane you're getting wake Are
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: you getting woken up every night by.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: Like no gas plan? It's not. No. I don't know
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: how that works, because.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's the other way.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Maybe I think it zooms around. I am getting woken
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: up recently by a screaming baby every single night next door. Damn.
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: I thought you're gonna say that thunder today.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Dude, What was that?
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: I heard that too.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: I woke up and I was like, this is what
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: I get for doing a barstool podcast. This is God
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: cursing me and sending me a place. Your house. Yeah,
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: they struck my house. I was like, oh my god,
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: I should cancer on Harry Dude.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: There was fucking car car alarms going off. I thought
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: it happened like on my block. But then I heard
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: there's car alarms going off in Manhattan.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: And I didn't We didn't have car alarms, but my
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: apartment was like shaking.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: It was crazy.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: I thought I woke up. I think there was like
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: two big ones. I woke up from the second big one.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I woke up from the first one. Then I was
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: like awake for the second one. I literally thought that
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: like my windows were going to like explode, like I.
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: Thought we got bombed.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was crazy.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: It was dead set for like two minutes. I was like,
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: this is it, this is it.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: Russia's here.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were fired.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: If I was gonna look outside and they'd be like
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: a massive mushroom cloud over Brooklyn.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: If we got like ward On or whatever, Yes, what
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: would you guys do?
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think New York would be fucked.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're so dense.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like also it's like it's the hotspot
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: New York and d C.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I think, but they expect I think that they expect
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: the dudes to stay, which is kind of bullshit. Like
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: dudes in Ukraine were just like sending their families off
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: and fucking fighting. Fuck that dude, I thought were I
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: thought we're doing a quality. I thought that the women
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: had to they got to strap up too.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Like there we would be even if there was a
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: threat that New York was like gonna get bombed. We
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: would be fun because there's there would be no way
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: to get out.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Would you'd have to like swim.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: It would be crazy, yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Or just walk out like you'd have to migrate like
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: true refuge like true refugee ship.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: By that point, I'm like, I'll just kill myself.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would not.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not walking across the George Washington and then where
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: you are in New Jersey.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: No, I'm in uh Brooklyn.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: No. I mean like after you walk walk out of
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: New York, you're in New Jersey, Like what's oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: I'll just kill myself.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't kill myself because the bomb would you have
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: so quickly? Or you're assuming you wouldn't have to, like
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: you would have to any.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: Sort of like war or apocalyptic situation. I'm just gonna
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: immediately kill my son. I can't deal with some food
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: rations and like sitting in an abandoned bus. Really, yeah, we.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Got to get your survival game up.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: How are you supposed to do that after we've had
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Wi Fi?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if they just wiped out Internet, I
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: don't the biggest threat. That's like one of the biggest threats.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Is like fucking what are they called?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: It's like a black like the blackout bombs, which just
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: takes down all of like the surhinge.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: We asked one of our buddies in the office, like,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: what he would do this guy named Lenny Balls if well,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: he would do if there was no more airport?
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Lenny Bulls, Lenny Bowls.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking Along Island dude. Fat obviously he's a
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: he's self proclaimed and just like, where's it fat?
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: You got a lot of fat people here?
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Okay? Cool?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It works, working, working, like working fat people.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's like ten people usual to me. And
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: what a progressive office. I know it's part of their
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: diversity statement to have fat people. We have two fat
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: guys and now a new new kind of kind of
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: lizo type.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about Charlie Clips? Oh, I guess he's
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Charlie Clips is fat.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Who is the new girl, Courtney b Is she from
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: the stand?
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah? She's at the stand? Yea.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: I was talking to someone like.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Two nights ago on Friday, I think, and they were like, yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: she's she's about to be on weld now yea.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: But this dude, Glenny Balls was like I get to
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: cldik at ubers and he was like, I would have
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: to like go to like walk up to a taxi
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: cab and like, I guess I would like have to
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: type it in my phone like where I was going,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: And like Lennie, like you can you can talk still,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: like just because there's not any more Internet. It doesn't
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: mean that you're like you're not allowed to talk to anybody.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: But that's how foreign it is to people that if
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: there was no Internet, people would just stop talking, Like
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: people wouldn't know what to do. Yeah, it would be
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: it would be bad news.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: It would be crazy.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like I would try to like lead some
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: kind of counterinsurgency or some shit like that and like
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: try and run the streets and like like drive a
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: bus around like fucking plowing through fucking good, good meaning
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: citizens and go cannibal or some shit like that, try
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: and run the like take advantage of a crisis.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: I feel like I was very real.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at least I'm being honest about it. You'd kill yourself.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Sas would join the army, he'd be like a fucking
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: massive peach.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't join up. I would probably try and get
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: some food and then just chilling the apartment.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: I would hoard food, I think, and yeah I have.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: A food frozen frozen goods, I think frozen.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: How are you? How are you? Like, where are you
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: going to get all a ton of frozen food from?
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: At the grocery store? You hear the bomb and then
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: immediately run a key food and you come back with
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: all the i'd.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Ruther Dwayne read right.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Would you spend money?
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because no one's gonna I.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Guess I would spend money. I don't want to indicate
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: to other people that they should panic, you know what
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: I mean? So I would act normal, bring all the
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: pizza bag.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: But they would be panicking.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Remember like day one of COVID, people were like buying
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: thousands of rolls of paper that was and toilet paper.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And who started that rumor? It was definitely the paper
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: towel people that were like, oh, there's not going to
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: be that.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: There was this one dude who like a bron who
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: like bought out like the entire like an entire state
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: worth of hand sanitizer. Yeah, you remember planning on like
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: selling it all for like billion dollars and then it
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: just like the like everyone stopped caring about the pandemic.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I think they canceled his ass.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: They canceled that hard. Yeah, it wasn't that terrible plan.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: There was also a group of uh has seeds in
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Brooklyn who bought U ship ton of N ninety fives
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: and we're like selling them on the black market. Really yeah,
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: that was like huge drama in April twenty twenty.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: That's smart as fuck, though, take Have you ever.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Worn it N ninety five?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I have. They suck and they're so fucking ugly,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: comfortable and so hot. Yeah, they're so high ugly at
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: fu so ugly.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I had to wear one pretty recently because it was
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: the only mask I could find.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Your life is so hard. We have to wear them
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: on the Wild and outset because it's like an N
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: ninety five zone. Oh really yeah, we still have to
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: wear masks and stuff and test every two days.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Where does it?
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Where do you? Where do you shoot in?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Atlanta? Atlanta? Magic City?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Really? Does Uncle Nick come through every show or what?
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Every show? Yeah? Really, well, that's so weird. I just
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: had a dream last night he wasn't hosting, and we
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: like pretended he was there because they were going to
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: insert him in the edit Yeah, yeah, And in the dream,
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I was like, I guess it makes sense.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: He is twenty kids, dude, he can't stop having fucking kids.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: I know, it's crazy.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Why is he having so many kids? Is he trying
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: to like repopulate the earths? Uh? With Nick Cannons, is
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: he trying to like spread his seed far and wide?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that what Steve Jobs was trying to do before
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: he died?
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Oh? With Steve Job's doing that too. How many kids
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: did he did he have?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Or maybe he was just in the planning phase of
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: spreading his seed far and wide?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: But I know easy E had like fifty kids, and
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: him and his friend were in like a competition have
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: more kids.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: That's just so much aid.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: That's fucking nasty. But then the other part of me
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: is like, I guess that's pretty cool. Yeah, sometimes people
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: do that. Why do they have to live by my roles?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Moses? Moses was doing shit like that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Abraham, I think Abraham?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Abraham was just had had fucking kids glow. Yeah,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: he was just running around like a fuck legend. I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: guess Nick Cannon is like a new prophet. Have you
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: ever asked him about it? What's your conversation.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, they're pretty on the surface.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, how are you good?
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're touring?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how many kids do you have?
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: How's Mariah? So?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Do people still make fun of him for Mariah Carey?
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of old though. Yeah, it's getting old,
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: like making fun of him for his music Mariah Carrey.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: How many kids? He was like getting old?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to find new things to and like
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: he was like a turban face. He's a turban phases.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: No, he's over that now. He like wears just like
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: a lot of Louis Vuitton and he's really into like
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: sit ups.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: He's oh yeah he does. And he's like sixty five.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Right, No, what he's forty.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: He was always like he was always like a little
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: bit older than I would realize and be like, wait,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: he's kind of like a mogul.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: He has been around our entire lives.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I know. It's like one of the last like uh,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: it's like a connection to MTV. Yeah, it's like one
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: of the last great jobs on or like pretty good
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: jobs on MTV. Like all the shows that were on
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: MTV kind of like had this massive rise and then
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: you know turned into something else. But like wilding out,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: like has this staying power that I don't know, I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: don't know why, but it has to be like Nick
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Cannon and he's almost uncancellable.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I also think there's like a not a not a
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: lot of like pure just fun comedy shows out there
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: that are that replicable. And it's I mean from a
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: money standpoint, it's really easy to produce. Yeah, it's like
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: in Practical Jokers, which has been on for a million
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: seasons and like True TV, like that's the only show
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: on True TV because it's so fucking easy.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: What goes into the production? Is it? Like I know
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: that it's like a lot almost? Is it like a
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: camp where like you spend a couple of days like
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: rehearsing like baby Mound, and you're all like kind of
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: in like I feel like you're in like it's literally
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: a lobby ball or like a hotel ballroom or some shit.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: How do you know that? I don't know.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I just feel like I've seen like videos people like practicing.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: It's exactly it. Yeah. We go, we go like up
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: to our hotel and we you know, stay there for
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: two weeks. We get like a suite in our hotel
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: and then we do war them up, like rehearsal for
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: like four days in a conference room and we play
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: zim zaps up and you'll go in a circle. Yeah,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: it's like improv class. They'll do like the circle Up.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: There's Nile, he's the executive producers like Circle Up, Circle
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Up season eighteen, Clap it Up. And it's like it's
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: like and he's like, I gotta make cuts this season.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Like every season, there's like threatens of cuts and then
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: everyone stays and everyone's like, fuck, I don't want to
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: get cut, And like there's like mind games and stuff
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: in a fun way, in a fun way, not like
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: SNL mind games, more just like he wants everyone to
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: do well, so he like makes what kind of mind games,
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: just like telling people that he's gonna make cuts or
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: like I don't have room for everyone. And then you're
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: at the end of yeah, if you're horrifyingly bad or
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: you don't do like what they're telling you specifically, they'll
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: be like you have to go home. But for the
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: most part they're like threatened cut and then everyone stays.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And do people are people blindsided when they get cut?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Is it like no?
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: No, there's a lot of like he'll tell you, like
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: over and over and over again, what.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Is it like?
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: They is it like new people that get cut? Like
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: it doesn't work.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Out sometimes new, But sometimes it's someone who's been on
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: for four seasons and they're like, all right, this is
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: your season to let us know what your thing is.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: And they still can't figure it out. So there's multiple warnings.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: How long have you been on five seasons?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Damn?
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot of season. Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: How often do you guys, Like how often do you
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: guys record?
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: We film like every six months or so. Nice.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so all those sounds like a pretty sweet gig.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I can't complain, Yeah, and I find myself complaining and
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Shut up, Yeah, well we can plan all the time.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. And then there's people who are there's
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: people who are like twenty years into comedy and they're's like,
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know what my movie is.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: They're like the same show with like Kevin Hart was
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: like a cast memory.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like Kat Williams or.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like it turns like people wind up getting
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: like rich off of stuff they do, like through wilden Out.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I know, like people people.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: For me, it's like now I'm able to sell tickets.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Once you have like a following, everything just goes further.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah you can, you can.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: You're so much more. What's the word motivated to like
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: put stuff out there when you don't have three thousand followers. Yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: when you get like above twenty thousand, you're like, oh,
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I guess people will already be there.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I remember that was such as a feeding feeling, like
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: working on like a video for like, yeah, six hours
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: and putting it down against like two hundred friends.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: But when you have a following, you're like, all right,
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I'll fill them every set and I'll put stuff out there,
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: and then it just starts snowballing and then all of
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: a sudden, your only thing isn't wilding out. It's like,
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: oh shit, I have a million things that people know
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: me from, and that's going to help my audience is
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: because it's such a diverse audience. It's like white girls
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: and black dudes who come to my shows.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Which is fucking sick.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: It's awesome.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that nice and diverse.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: It is really diverse.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: I'm going so I can get uber one for students.
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: for zero dollar delivery, fe you on cheeseburger, up to
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: ten percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings,
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: not whatever you think college is for Get.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Uber one for students a membership to save on Uber
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: and Uber eats.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: With deals this good.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
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  Speaker 3: ninety nine a month.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply. Damn time.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: What's the process like of like what U is film
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: for a live, wild and out taping versus like what
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: makes it onto this? Like onto the show?
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: We filmed for like an hour an or an hour
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: fifteen or something and then like twenty three minutes makes
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: the episode.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: And is all the stuff within the hour? Is it
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: like pretty planned out? Like you've kind of like rehearsed
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: it or like you know, like if you're doing like
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: a little pickup and kill it or whatever, like you know,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: the heat would We're big fans of pick up.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: We love to good kill it. In this house we
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: play pick them and kill it. We know, like what
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: games we're gonna play. Yeah, And because it's TV. You
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: have to know like the and stuff like that, because
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: they're not gonna waste camera rolls on like everyone improvising,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: so you know like the structure of the episode, but
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: you don't know like what's gonna make the episode or
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: like what actually what jokes are going to like be
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: good until the episode's over, and so you have like
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: there's no like rehearsal. There's no like there's no like
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: producers know like what jokes are gonna say. Oh really,
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: no one knows.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: So it's kind of just up to you. Yeah, and
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: so can people. People can fuck up then.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people out the time really yeah, and.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: They just don't put it in obviously how.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: They want to unless it's like a funny, unfunny fuck up.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Damn. So it's like a live show.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: It's a live show.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Do you so, like do people like buy tickets or
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: do you guys?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I think you can get them for free, but there's
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: like a lottery or something. Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's fucking fascinating, Yeah, because there's not shows
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: like that. There's not shows it's like last one. Yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: But it's like like we were saying, last week is
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: like vaudeville. It's like like you go up and it's
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: like a variety show and like all these different types
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: of like in the classroom.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I'm okay, that's two games so far. I'm ready for
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: you to drop more.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I sprinkle in there because I did. They did ask
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: me like, uh before I started at barstool to like
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: come through and try out. I was in like that
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: are I mean it's just.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Like does barstool not let you guys do directivities that? Dave? Dave,
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: come on, we're he's down here reviewing pizza. I think.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: He has like one I don't know, but it's uh,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: it's just like the fact it's like a couple of reading. No,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: it's just it's just a fascinating Uh, it's just a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: fascinating like style of comedy. It's it's dope.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah it is. It's pretty cool.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: How long do you think you'll be there?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: I think I'll be there till I can't be there.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so, because.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Uh my white ass down, I'm gonna because they're always
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: like Nick wants you to be able to leave and
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: come back as a guest. He doesn't want you to
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: be here forever, like.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: You know, like rotate through new people.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they They want you to get to the point
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: where you're like, oh, I can only make one week,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: or like I can only make four days, and then
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: to the point where like, oh, I'm too big for
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: the show. Right, that's a goal. They're too big for
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: the show, but they're still on it. They say that,
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: they're like, we want you to graduate, but then they
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: still need this. Yeah, I like I'm shading on the show.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Is all friendly, friendly analysis, right.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: We're saying like how cool it is. Yeah, we're sucking
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: off the show.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Right, wolding out, Yeah, yeah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's it's incredible. Carter Deems another Did.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: You have Carter? Yeah he was. He's not on the
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: show anymore.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was chopped.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: You didn't even get this. He sent his own ass home.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: He sent his own ass home. They asked him to
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: come back, and he said he had to work.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: He was in Atlanta.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I think he was like, is he a lawyer or
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: some shiit?
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, feel like the government he works for the Parks department.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: He is, Yeah, that's crazy.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: And they asked her to come back.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Imagine having a You're like, you get like arrested and
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: they bring your lawyer in and it's a dude from
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: wild Enn Hour.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: You're like, I'm going to fucking prison.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: They need some white people. But I think he was
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: almost he was too white for them. He was just
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: so white that it was.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Almost they couldn't some of the stuff he was doing.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: They couldn't get it, couldn't abide. But I worked, I
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: worked with him. He and I wrote for this battle
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: rap show.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Mike something dropped the mic.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, a battle rap show where people, uh,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: celebrities with battle rap against each other.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Horrible idea. Yeah yeah, celebrities can't even like do jokes.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: We had like when you have them on a roast
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: or something, it's so hard to watch having them wrap
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: it and it was.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: On a teleprompter and like, uh, some of them can't wrap,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: but some of them can't even read. We had Rob
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Goronkowski on and the words were just in front of
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: him and he was like squinting at it, like, which
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: that's because he actually couldn't read.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Well, he actually can't read, yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Right, had he just has never had to learn how
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: to read. He was like programmed from a child to
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: be a football player, and he just he didn't have
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: to waste his time learning to read. What kind of
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you said you wrote? You were in some writers rooms
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: with Francis before.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: What kind of stuff hard pivot.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: About the writing background?
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Francis and I wrote for some producers
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: who were doing like unscripted show pitches, and so the
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: producers would be like, we want a game show in
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: every continent, and Prances and I would be like, Okay,
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I guess we'll start googling culture in Australia and we
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: would just sit in this room and then when the
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: guys left, we would just like shit talk everyone for
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: like three hours, and the guys would come back and
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: we would like come up with the list really quickly.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Francis is sneaky. I like him, What do you mean,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Like like like from the outside, you're like, Oh, he's
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: like this uptight, like hard working man, but then like
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: immediately when someone leaves there, he's like I fucking hate
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: that and he's like, Maddie, my plan us out of
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: here in ten minutes. I'm trying to leave, and I'm
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: like I really like him. Yeah, Like this this was
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: like pre pandemic, you know, Like Francis is the kind
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: of guy where you're like, I'm going to hate him,
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: and then within two minutes you're like, I'm gonna lick
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: your ass. I'm obsessed with him. I'm obsessed with Francis.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Elie livable asshole.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: It's so likable shine. So he's just so swab, just clean.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: I feel like he's a good he's a nice guy.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: He's actually a good guy. Yeah he is that wrong?
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: No am, I am I being frances pilled.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: No, I just uh. I just opened for him like
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: all weekend and it was awesome. It was awesome.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he probably has amazing crowds.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really fun.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: How does that? How does he how does he formed?
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: You know, he worked at barstool?
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Right, I know that's what are you talking about it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if he's.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Like new because he knows rown or whatever.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah I.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Think that early on in Barstool he got in trouble
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: for like being that Harvard and but like when you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: get to a stage where people are so critical of you,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: it like if you if you have like a decent
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: amount of intelligence, like you, you'll like just iron out
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: like the parts of your personality that like suck. Yeah,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Like I.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Really think it's really he's really smart.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that that that kind of comes
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: with it, and some people like get into like a
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: frustrating pattern where like people are critical of them, but
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: they like can't like get that part of their personality out. Yeah,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: and like you don't necessarily have to change just because
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: people are critical of you. But I think that he
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: is like a pretty bright guy, and so it's like
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: any of that stuff he has a self awareness to
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: maybe to maybe get out or maybe he's just as
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: like uh American psycho and just like he's fooling us.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: That'd be awesome. Yeah, I was alone with him in
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: his place once said, nothing happened. So he didn't kill you, No,
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I believe it or not, he definitely didn't kill you.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I would not.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be that surprised.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't be that surprised if you, like one
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: day found out that he's just been chopping.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Would ass people. Yeah, the unfortunate thing I was. I
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: would still like him. I love I love a guy.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: He's a winning personality. Yeah, it's like, yeah, those homeless
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: people had to come and that's why he gets strong
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to strangle homeless people. I feel like there could.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Be something to that but yeah, I think so too.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: You can't hate on him for it. You can't get
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: mad at him for it. Now, Yeah, what uh what
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: are you trying to? Uh like, what was your goal
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: getting into comedy and what is your goal now?
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know. That's such a good question. Thanks for asking. Yeah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: this is getting really deep.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like shaking my bad.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Fuck dude, I didn't mean we're going to make.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: We're going to try and make you cry.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Well I asked questions that I don't have
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the answer to myself about myself, you know what I mean?
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: I don't Okay, Socrates, My goal I think originally was
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: like I don't know, I started in twenty sixteen. Maybe
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: I think my goal was like Amy Schumer level blah
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: blah blah. Yeah, and now my goal is just kind
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: of actually, my goal is for a gradual rise so
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: I can continue to perform as good as I can.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I just think, like the scariest thing about like show
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: business is like people will pluck you up and then
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: you're famous, and then you run out of your ability
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: to like be talented because your world is so warped,
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: and then you just turn into a fucking reptile.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: You just stop having trauma to like play from yecause
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: you're just staying at the four seasons every weekend.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's why I keep dating men in this
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: house we hate, man, you got to keep the trauma coming.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Being a straight woman is so hard. But yeah, so
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: I think I just really you can like start to
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: see her like rise, you know what I mean, and
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: you just want to like keep it. I have to
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: like keep myself grounded and be like.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm not getting famous.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: I know, you just stay under ground. That's the only
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: way to stay good man.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: They offer me to get hustling.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, was that stupid of me? Was that a stupid answer?
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: You can see your rise? I hate myself. I just
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: meant in terms of, like my guess, formerly my goal
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: would be Amy Schumer, But now I see like people
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: argue if Amy Schumer's hot or not, and I don't
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: want that to be that person. I guess my only
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: goal is to be a woman who's not hated.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: And it's a level, a certain level, like people just
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: fucking people are going to be mean as fuck to you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I know. It's really sad. People are mean to all
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: women unless you're literally Zenda or whatever people mean to her.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: He opens YouTube.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: What were you saying about her? What was that ship
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: you were talking on day? I don't remember, dude, I remember.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't think I actually do.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: What do you guys think it takes to be a
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: woman who's not hated in in entertainment?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I was avoiding the whole time trying to ask you, like,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: what's it like being a woman in comedy?
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: But another thing you don't know about. I know, I
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: don't know the answer to.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know shit about that, but uh, I think that.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: It's actually kind of fun being a woman in comedy.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Why is it you get a lot of bookings?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because there's just so many.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: There's literally, like in the New York scene, there's like
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: four of us who rotate through. Like if Jordan Jensen cancels,
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I'm there. If I cancel, it's like someone else, And it's.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Just like we need what we need a woman.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: We need a girl? Can you come through?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Do people feel like that? Do you feel like that
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, we need a like a diverse bill,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Like we need like this type of person, this type
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: of person.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: It's so obvious like if someone's like messaged me and
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: they're like, we had to drop out. I go to
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: the show fire and I'm like, I know exactly who
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: it's gonna drop out. Who I'm going in to feel
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: for not saying that's the only reason I get booked.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: But it is a huge advantage, and I also end
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: up doing well, so it's not bad. Yeah, it would
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: be one thing to be Yeah, I get that spot
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: and then bomb, but I also do well. It's an
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: incredible advantage to being a woman in comedy right now,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: and that is that are so few of us. Are
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: There also disadvantages, which is being one and being surrounded
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: by men all the time, which is can be you know,
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: it's its own thing in itself. You have to like
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: pretend to be cool with a lot of stuff. I
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: don't pretend though I'm a guy's girl. You have to
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: pretend to be just like when you're surrounded by men,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: you're like you're always just you know, like I tour
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: with Theovonne and I'm like on a tour bus with
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: like all these men, and there's stuff where you're just like, damn,
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: like this is a different environment. Yeah, it's you know,
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: it's not even bad, just like different. Yeah, it's just
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: like running.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Bits on.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Larting some locker room talk.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: There's like also stuff where you're like I gotta put
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: theodoran on in front of dudes and like I gotta
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: find out we're like fucking clean my fucking pussy, you
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Like which is bullshit, which as I am, but it's
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: fucking bullshit. Should people shouldn't have to go through?
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: You know. The other thing is hard is like if
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: someone's like a big headliner, they'll always pick their boy
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: to open for them because they want their boy in
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: the car. So just because it's all men, there's a
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: lot of more natural literal boys, literal boy.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that they just need another.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Dude out of a boy dad. You know what I mean?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Five words and like three of them are masculine as.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Boy dad bron.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: But have you been finding that there are more women
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: in comedy? Like are there are like is there more competition?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Is it like happening or are you.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Like I guess but I like the competition. It makes
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: you better. Yeah, I watch my girls and I'll say, oh,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: they're joking about that. I have some jokes about that.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Let me go a little deeper. It propels you to
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: be like, now that there's more women, I don't have
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: to be slutty, or I don't have to be like
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: yeah haha, sex jokes. I can like start exploring other
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: avenues because you see what else is out there.
• 39:26
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• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Your podcast is funny as fuck too, though am I
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: talking too much? I found a podcast we literally had
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: you on to talk such a good point.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we brought you here so you could talk a bunch.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: So true.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: But I was tired of talking to Harry.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: He's so chatty. I'm like shut off food at moontower.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: He was like blah blah. We exchanged nine words.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: I had my face buried in my phone too.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: I was checked out, dude. My manager was like after Moontower,
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: he was like, my only note about moon Tower consider
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: networking and watching more stand up. I was like, really,
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: I paid one.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Thousand dollars, I lost money.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I think I lost money. Wasn't that good? Okay? And
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: you know what barbecue makes me think? I hate myself.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: I hate Austin.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Why we like it?
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Oh? I liked it. I just like was cranky after
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: it because I was like, I did really well on
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: the shows. That's all you can ask for for me.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: And I'm normal when I network anyway.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: But you know, you did really well.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, and the shows that were good, I mean like.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: That the one that we did together was awesome.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Which one was at the Paris There was another one
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah that was that was a good venue.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: But there was a velvet room or whatever that was
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: like a ship room.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's a couple of ship shows.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: It felt like I was at an open mic, like yeah, Brooklyn, yeah, yeah.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: That was so bad.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: But I thought the parish was good.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the parish was sick.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: We digress. No, that's fine. I completely forgot what we
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: were talking about.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: But he said that when he went to Austin as well,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: he didn't he had no good barbecue, and he didn't
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: watch any comedy either. Try.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: I don't like watching I don't like watching shows after
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: I've gone up, Like I don't do that at all, respectful.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Also like for me, like I was like with a
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: lot of the same people, like I was seeing them
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: every single day and night, so I watched I don't
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: want to watch that. I don't need to watch their
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: set five times.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I don't need to watch it. I know. That's the
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: other thing that they're all just.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: Doing our same jokes.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, especially for seven minute sets and it's jfl just
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: for last like we're not fucking around, Yeah, we're doing Yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: It was these it was quick sets.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: And it was the exact same set and came time.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: If they had like one show that gave me a
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: fifteen minute set, I'm just like that would have been awesome. Yeah,
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: But the fact that it was seven seven seven seven,
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: it's like six, like what are we doing here?
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because the lineups were so big, damn and
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: it's like turn like.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Showcasey more than I don't know, So you would have
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: both preferred to go fifteen full one just.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: To be I was fine doing seven, Yeah, I had
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: to go. I was I was joining to go seven.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you you've been doing stand up since twenty sixteen.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: YEA interesting And uh, how how how long did it
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: take you to like or like, how what's the longest
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: you've you've gone? Like, what's the longest like set that
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: you've you've had.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I think there was one time I only started headlining
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: like this year because of the pandemic, and then you know,
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: I got a following, and then so now I headline.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: So I headline Zani's in Nashville, and so I'm on
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: stage im like an hour and then I get a
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: note that's like Dion Cole is here and he wants
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: to go up after you, but stretch for five minutes,
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: and then I think I ended up doing like an
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: hour twenty.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: That was like that was a lot of fucking you
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: did an hour twenty?
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but fucking but I stretched. I did like all
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: the rest of it. I know, it's no I know.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: After that, I was like it was all good, though,
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: but I was at my hour and then like I stretched,
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: like I pulled more stuff out, and then at an
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: hour ten, I was like, I don't know if he's here,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: So I pulled out my phone and like did like
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: last minute thing, and then I think I did like it.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: I did pick them. I did in the classroom, and
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: then I think I had them ask me questions. So
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: that was like the longest I've been on stage. Yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: I think all of my material is like seventy five
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: minutes right now. And then Dean Cole went after.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: So was there a point in your career when you
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: were like, you would prefer to do like seven minutes,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: like he was saying, We're like it would have given
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you anxiety to try and like stretch into fifteen minutes
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: or stretch to twenty minutes or something like that.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: So what helped you get or is it just like
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: doing a ton of shit and writing a.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Ton of a ton of shit? Yeah, headlining once you
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: do like over forty five, like twenty becomes really easily
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: and thirty becomes super easy. Yeah.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: How do you write jokes? What do you like? Are
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you just like bullshitting with your friends or is it like, uh,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: usually really intentional about it.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know, probably not intentional. I'm trying to be intentional,
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: but it's I'm not Seinfeld. So Seinfeld's like if you're
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: not writing three hours a day, Yeah, why are you
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: doing this?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Like, how does he even write three hours a day?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Is he's just like sitting over a typewriter.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Like you writing one line type? I know, yeah too,
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: which is different.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know he doesn't. He also doesn't, isn't in
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: the age of social media, like you'll go on the
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: road with like an older comic, they're like, I just
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: don't understand why you're all on social media, and you're like,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: how the fuck else am I supposed to get booked?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so important. I know you're like instagram like
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: shows like everything that you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Do, Yeah, how else are you gonna sell to?
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine doing stand up without being on social
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Like I would not.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I would never have tried.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: It if it was like I had to do open
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: like hopefully like one day would just get discovered at
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: an open mic.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: But back then people blindly just went to shows, like
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: you could go to a comedy club in Minnesota and
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: people just blindly go ye without And now it's like
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: everything is directed by social media. Yeah, girls got to
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: eat go on the road, and that's who goes to
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: the sh Yeah, it's so crazy. I guess it's not, though,
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: although I think the one crazy thing is now everyone's
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: audiences are so specific that used to just be like, well,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: going to a comedy show, and now fandom is so
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: strong that it's like, I don't know anyone can be
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: funny if you have an audience, which.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Is bullshit, dude, everyone shouldn't be able to be funny.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: That's some fucking But there's way different styles of comedy.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Do you guys find that there's like comedians that you
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: meet that are like way funnier on stage or like
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: way funnier off stage, or is it usually pretty like
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you're either funny on stage, funny off stage, or.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Like I don't like your comedy and I don't think
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: you're funny. I don't know.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I don't talk to people when I'm not on stage,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: so I think for me, I'm like I'll sit there
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: by myself, just like doing nothing, and then I'll go
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: up and I'll do my set, yeah, and then I'll
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: get off. But then there's some people who I feel
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: like are like, like I noticed this at Moontie. There's
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: at people who are just always on, like they're always
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: making jokes. It sounds like they're trying out material, like,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: while we're talking to you, is.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: There anything worse than someone telling you something? And then
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: they go on stage and it's.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: It's like, are you using me?
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Was I a warm up?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Am I a commodity to you?
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: How fucking dare you not having a juich?
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I don't mind.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: I don't mind it, but I just don't have the
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: energy to like.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Be like, yeah, it depends on the show for me.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: I really, I genuinely think people think that I'm bipolar,
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: because every single show I'm a different mood. Like sometimes
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I'm chet chat chet cha chat, and other times it's like,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: don't fucking look at me. Yeah, and now people people
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: don't know what to think. But I gotta keep them
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: on their toes, you know what I mean. Sometimes you're
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: just gassed and you're like I can't speak to a
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: single individual. Yeah, I'm here to go up and leave.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I feel that, and I feel it's it's tough probably
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: sometimes being like I gotta tell some fucking jokes right now,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like, shit.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you got to fight through it, dude.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's how you live.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: That's why I like the seven minutes because I was like,
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I was super tired, but I was like, I can,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I can just power through this.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Seven is pretty quick. It's very short.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how many times do seven go into one hundred
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: and twenty? You get a lot of seven minutes?
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: That was yes, under thirty or thirty?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Is that it?
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Are you good at math? I'm not good at math. No,
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: that's totally wrong. Don't look at me.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: He knows the tyler.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: No. Oh, I was saying two ten.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Who needs fucking math anymore?
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Twenty one?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Exactly? Who needs math? Is the thing when you have Instagram.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: It's a fact we have Instagram.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Not even social media changed math completely, absolutely a completely
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: different world.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Now people will just like post like a math problem
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: on Twitter and it'll go viral because people are arguing,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I can get it right. You just don't know.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: It's like basic pem daz and people are like no, no,
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: that like everyone has different answers.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: It's like, you know you can just like there is
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: only one answer.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Can I say something?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest?
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Clear? Is a mess? Right now?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: You think yeah, it's just like a.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Lot the info. It's getting to be a lie.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: What kind of stuff is the outgo?
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Like a girl who ships on a man and gets
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: two hundred thousand lives and she has big titties. And
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: then it's like a guy who's like, my son died
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: of COVID, please wear a mask. And then it's like
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: someone shitting on Marjorie Taylor Green. And then it's like
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: a stand up comedian with like no followers who has
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: then it's four likes. It's so like a lot following.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: I gotta switch it up. I'm trying to get more
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: into dog pictures and I got like blue check.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Marks, like follow like a thousand dogs on Instagram.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Tho on Instagram. Yeah, I just feel like Twitter is
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: getting too snarky for me. Yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, the snark is unbelievable. The people just play into
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: their own snark and they fucking love. It's like a language.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: It's like sarcasm, like three point zero. People are just
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: snarking the ship out of each other.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: You know what's like the best social media is just
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: going to Reddit and going to the popular page.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah it is. It feels really good.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: So good, it's just so much to it. Just wholesome, yeah,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: or just like actually interesting stories.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: You can just seek out good like positivity or like
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: futuristic shit.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: They have good science news and stuff.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yesterday my Twitter was giving me a ton, like
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: fifteen videos of like goats jumping on people's backs. I
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know how I got on goat talk.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: But also every morning, the algorithm thinks that I want
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: to see like a high school fight, and it's the
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: first thing that comes up every day. It's like a
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: promoted tweet of just like high school where you definitely
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: that I don't even follow you. Yeah, I watched them
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: the entire way, and so it's like, oh, you watch
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: the entire video, I'll be sure to give you another
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: one to more.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: That's not surprising at all.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know why it's come back
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: into my life, but it's it's there every single day.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: They never watched that ship.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, either it makes you feel terrible.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: No, it stresses me out. I don't like tension. I
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: don't like when I don't like, you know, like on TikTok.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: For a while, I was on a weird dating side
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: of TikTok and then like stuff about abusive relationships is terrible. Yeah, yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: you get onto one side of TikTok. You gotta I
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I'm not on TikTok anymore. I deleted it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Really, I think I should delete it. I think it's
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: hurting my brain.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Have you Uh, you just get sucked into it and
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: spend a ton of time on there.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then there's these videos that's just like tilted
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: towards you. You have all these videos that make you
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: feel good because the algorithm knows what you want.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so easy, so easy, just whip through it,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I know. But it's also, like you said about social media,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: you probably feel the pressure, like I got to put
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: it up on here, like that's how I'm I'm going
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: to grow this account. I'm going to have people see
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: like the numbers. I'm gonna have like try and like
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: get more people to be fans of me. I feel
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: like it's like you want to disconnect from it, but
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: it's also like you need the ship. Yeah.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: I feel like during the pandemic, I was trying to
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: become like front facing TikTok famous, and then one stand
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: up reopened, I like dropped it all. Never mind. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: was trying to be like, I don't know who are
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: some of those Uh no, oh my god. Hilarious though,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: obsessed with them documentary, No should I though maybe I'll
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: do that today to watch.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Got to watch the first two episodes, okay, and because
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: after that it gets super repetitive wild.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: They are fascinating, I mean interesting.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: It's not interesting.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: It's them like scream crying about comments, but it's like
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: so entertaining. That is interesting though it's not mean, it's
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: not it's they're like, it's exactly what you would expect.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: It to be.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Their life is so weird, so is Addison Raise. All
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: those people.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: They're not real humans.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: They're interesting, but not like nuanced. They're not like nuanced
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: human beings. They're like pretty one note. But it's like,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: it is interesting that they've ascended to such a level
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: of fame, I know, and like, what's going to happen.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: To the horrifying? Well, I think they need to start
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: saving their money because I don't really.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: They're on the dcline. Yeah, hard hardcore.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: I think Addison Ray is like now like the most
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: famous one, but.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, they fell off like there. If they post all
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: their comments are like like this if you had to
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: search Charlie to find.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: This, Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is this is why I
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: deleted TikTok because I would get so invested, yeah sh
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I know, and like, oh my god, Like I remember.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: The one of the things that really, for some reason
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: this like pissed me off so much.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: It was when they would be like, why are they
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: like going to this, Like they're not celebrities, and then
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: someone will be like, well, they are celebrities, and then
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: they would just be like a constant back and forth
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: about like these dumb little words and like what they mean.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: I know, Charlie Demilio.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: It's so the comments section more so than anything on TikTok,
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: where I'm like, stop fucking doing this. Yeah, it's insane.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: It has to be doing crazy things to those people's
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: brains that are like coming out of nowhere, like probably
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: like literal poverty, and they'll just like sing something beautiful
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and they'll have like nine hundred thousand followers the next day, and.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: I mean it happens, just so many it happened.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: What about the dude that, uh did the little skateboarding video, Yeah,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: the Cranberry Cranberry guy, Yeah with the Fleetwood map. Yeah,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: and he got like many people were like buying him trucks.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I think he's got Ocean Spray call, yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Or like the Sea Shanty dudes. People were just singing
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Sea Shanty like crazy, and then they would go on
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: like tour or something like that, and now they're getting
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: like two thousand views video. Yeah, it's really fast.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: That's why I stopped using it because this is like, yeah,
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: it's such like an unrealistic like that you get it fleeps.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: So quickly too, Like if you're not like if you
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: have like a Flavor of the Week style video or
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: something that it'll just like drive you crazy because like
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: people like you for this thing. But I guess it's
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: like being a one hit wonder in some ways.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: But it's like exactly like that, and then they only
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: want to see you do one thing. But it's like
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: then once they don't do that anymore, they're just like
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: fuck because people kids are like dropping out of school
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: and like like high school, so like move, Like Charlie
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: left high school to go to.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: La to La. We bought her a house in La
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: with our views. They used to live in Connecticut.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now and now she's like sixteen years old.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: It's like, what do you got planned for the next.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Eight Yeah, what's the next step? I got it, Yeah,
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: because you can't read, just like it.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Has no idea. She can't. She's like, tell me what
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: the comments say and just cries about it.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's fucked. It's such like a Catt'll probably be like,
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: fucking dance. Yeah, we eat houses too, market Emilia.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: It's insane. Man.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: Snickers comes in.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: It's like the MVP of candy bars, and when you
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger,
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: everything else. Snicker satisfies man, that's a winning play.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: That's why I like like stand ups, you know, like
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: we all get in our head about like, oh my god,
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: they're getting such a huge following. Yeah, it's like, would
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: you want to be known for that? Because of fu? Yeah?
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: Fuck fucked?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: I Yeah, Oh I could talk about this for like
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: seven years. Yeah, I won't get into it.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: It's so comforting though, once you start to tell yourself that,
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: oh I don't compare myself to others anymore.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I knew it was gonna happen. I wrote like
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: this whole blog about it where I talked about how
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Mad con a vine like nationally No, never mind, scratch it.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: They basically did the exact same thing as all those kids,
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: and they were like they all had like one hundred
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: million followers and now they get like ten views on
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: like their YouTube videos, like have to live in like
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: small houses in the middle of the woods, building bombs.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: They're just broken, angry. Yeah, that's a good thing about
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Standard though. It's like I feel like it's like a
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: pretty true meritocracy.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: If you can make someone laugh, yeah the room, Yeah,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: that's like you you are funny.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: It feels like sustainable.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: It feels more like less flavor of the week. Yeah,
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: like there's always going to be live performance. I think
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: people would always come out, at least in our lifetime.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck's happening after I die.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Bomb hits on that under hits.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: I do actually think like people are kind of like
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: spacing themselves from the internet. In the Internet and you
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: just wi it yo period And that's not what a
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: But I think people are like valuing live stuff more so,
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: I hope I don't know, That's what I'm telling Yeah,
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: you can't like watching a stand up special versus going
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: in person or like even TikTok versus in person. It's
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: so fun to go out, That's what I'm telling myself.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: I like going I think going to comedy club is
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: like one of the most fun things.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: So fun.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: I like, I would rather see like a local show
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: in New York than go to like a show like
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: MSG or something like that.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: I agree, it's so much.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: It's so fun.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Like a concert you mean no, I like a big
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: ass Yeah, like a big you want something more?
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the more the small shows is fun. They're really
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: three hundred people, seventy five people? Yeah, what what size anything?
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Although we went to the we went to that like
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Pete Davidson like nine to eleven.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, and it like wasn't that great?
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sucks. Comedy in that form is just terrible, horrifying.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: It shouldn't happens not even theaters are not as a theater.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Is better, but like an arena is brutal brude o.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to me that sounds humiliating being up there and
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: being like I'm single, I.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Know, and they had to do better.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I do know. My comedy does not need
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: to be heard by twenty thousand people.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I want they had, like they had like local openers.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: That going up in Madison Square Garden sounds he wasn't
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: no sci fi, didn't go up, but he DJed the.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Entire thing he did hilarious.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: And that was when that was when I like first
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: like found out about him because he kept on doing
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: his I'm very famous.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: In New York.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: He's so fat.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Madison Square Garden during like the nine to eleven tribute,
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: it was so funny.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: You and nine to eleven are very famous in New York.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: It was so funny. I threw up on his arm
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: in Austin.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, damn.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: You want to hear what happened in Austin. Yeah, it
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: ends with that. Okay, So we're at Moontower. This is
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: a situation at Moontower. We got two drink tickets a
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: night for a drink show and also at the Antones
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: or whatever. Yeah, yeah, us both of them because you
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: can stack them up at the end of the night
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: at Anton's or whatever.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Right. Oh, you were going around to multiple places and
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: at the end of.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: The night they had an after party and after party
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: at Anton's where you but the bartender was slow. There's
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: one bartender. The drinks are watered down. Okay, so they.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Also all the the only food they had was like
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: raw like salmon or some ship it was. I was
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: hoping they were gonna have like some burgers, like locks.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: It was just like grapes.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: It was like Wegman's catering of like a little little
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: tiny like cut like subs cut up into this big cheese. Yeah,
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like cutting cheese. Well like Maria Bamford's like, I'm like,
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: what is going on here? I don't know. I was like,
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: this is giving I felt like we're at like a
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: work conference. Yeah, thought there was gonna be burgers.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: There were burgers the last night, but they were so
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: let me.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Tell you about the last night. Let me tell you
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: about the last night. That is why I didn't know
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: there were burgers, because I was so annoyed of the
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: antone situation, and I'm so stressed from the festival that
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: the minute my last show ended at the Creek, I
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: So I was at the Creak in the cave. I
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: know everyone who works there, and I had sex with
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: one of the bartenders last time I was there, so
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: I started or so. But now he has a girlfriend.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: So because of that, I was like, Oh, he's gonna
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: give me free drinks because like we have a little
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: bit of a past.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Dude shout their names out.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: And so I'm like, I'm gonna pummel drinks because when
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: I get to Anton's, I don't want to be annoying.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: It's like when in college you pregame. I start pregained blacked.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: I was blocked out the entire time I was.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: At Okay, So I blacked out. And when I block out,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be gone for twelve hours.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you won't.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: I won't remember a thing, but I'm still there. I'm
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: still there. And so I get to anton Owns blackout.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: I walked there with Jackie Fabulous and her some manager
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: guy who I don't know, some some guys, some agent
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: or whatever. I don't know. These guys are fucking freaks.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Another white dude who's just.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Like, what kind what do you mean? Freaks?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, they're an industry if they call you
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: by your first and last name every time they see you,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Like Also, that was so weird.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: I hated how they all passes and they were like
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: it was like industry.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: The lanyards, Yeah, I hate that. And then lanyards were
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: you know how lanyards are supposed to be like this big.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: They were massive, like a tablet, like a walking through
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Austin down six.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Street industry you know who I am tries to pull
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: you over.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a PBR card, one of those called
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: what are they? Yeah, okay, you got those comings still
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: PBC or something Police Benefits card friend flash one one
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: time when I was in a.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Work it works, it works on your way sooner.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: You're literally blackout and they're like my apologies.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, A wielding person in like Times Square like, oh
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: get out of here, kid, right, all right, move alone?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, So this is what happened. I feel like I'm
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: more invested in the story than you are, So I apologize, no,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: not at all, Okay. Stories, So, and I feel like
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: we have a lot of listeners and we we have
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: a lot of listeners in Austin, so of course do
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: we know the numbers on Austin?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, huge, it's six figures.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Mid sixes of mid six Okay, this podcast gets like
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: ten million listens an episode in Austin alone.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I was on Joe Rogan.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: That's why we're big in Austin.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Big.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, ship it all comes, it's all coming back. I'm
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: pretty high. I apologize. Yeah, I probably should have told
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: you guys know it's okay, okay hostage, Yeah, you're talking yourself.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: It's because you're high. At first, when you're like, am
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I talking too much? I was like, oh she might
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: be high. That is the highest king keep telling us.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, So this is what happened. I'm walking over. All
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: I remember is me and Jackie fabulous, are like the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: guys in Austin are fucking hot. And then I don't
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: remember a thing. So then I end up going on
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: stage for the encore of Comedy Jam, Goddamn Comedy Jam,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: which I sang at on Thursday, but on Saturday night
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: they had everyone come.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Up, are you saying me?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Thanks that for Harry. I'm sang Ironic by a moriscent.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: I was trying to go up so bad? Why didn't
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: He was looking at the screens they were like projecting
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: it up, sir, and I was just looking at It's like, damn,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: I want to go up.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Why didn't you go up? Because okay, next time we've
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: seen him ship face singing carryo.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: But it's not karaoke. It's like it's like a thing.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: You got to like talk to Josh Josh Adam Myers like, yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: You can't like funk up. You like have to kind
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: of like hit the pitch a little bit.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: It's like a thing.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: So anyways, hilarious.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a guy. He's a guy in Half My
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Full guy.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: He just sings.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: So there's a show called Goddamn Comedy Jam where there's
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: like a band and Josh Adam Myers is like the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: ringleader and you go up and you sing a song
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: with the band, but you have to like preface it
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: with words and be funny and blah blah blah, and
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: you have to pick a song that's going to get
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: the audience going. Okay. Anyway, so on the last night
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: they had everyone come up and sing, and beforehand, I
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: was like talking to Big j oh Gerson for those
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: who are not sure, of course, yeah, cultured with the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: legions of skanks.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: We're big Big Jay fans on this podcast.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, big Ja He's our white whale. Call
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: me Ishmael. But so so so I'm talking a Big Jay.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like swaddling over and he was like
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: nervous for me. And then apparently I go up and
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: I sing every note to every song perfectly.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Damn, this actually happened. They just tell you that happened.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: No, they told me, like video not not, there might
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: be a Saturday video.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe it feels like it feels like a Wolf of
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Wall Street when Leonardo DiCaprio drives the call home and
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: he's like, I got home without a scratch on.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: My Literally, that.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Crawling into my wife is.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Like I wanted divorce. That's are not great. That's probably
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: literally what happened.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I killed it.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: No, I do have something in me that's like if
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: I know a song, I'll sing a perfect I know
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: exactly what happened. I crushed it. But then afterwards Big
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Jay was like, Maddie, do you want to get burgers?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: And I was like, but what about the comedy damn.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I didn't even know. Great and then I
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: woke up the next day in my hotel bed, in
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: that tiny little room, and he's like, what happened? Oh no?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Then I threw up at the creek. Oh that's what sounds.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: We all walked back to the creek. Rebecca took me there,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: and then I projectile vomited there and well there was
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: some and then I in the I'll.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Be honest, if someone threw up on my arm, someone
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: second grade and it I.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Think he was a kissed because he threw up on
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: his arm.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: He called me a week later. I gave him his
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: space to chill. And then he called me a week
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: later and we were laughing about it. Really, I gave
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: him his distance.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: I give you the space.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: I gave him space. You know how men sometimes like
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: just need space. I'm going to giving guys space. Yeah,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: I think maybe I'm space. What do you guys think
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: of like when men like need space. I've heard you're
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: supposed to like let them.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: I have no clue.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: He's definitely do the need space.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: I've never needed space once in my entire life.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: As a guy on his phone while we're speaking.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: To him, I need space right now, guys.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Because people just don't want to relationships. I'm married, Yeah
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: what Yeah, I'm married?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: May no you we actually have the same wife's share
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: started the podcast.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Do you guys? You guys, I just to together?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. We're not we're thinking about moving in.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: We wanted to get married first. What we've been married.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: I got married less than a year ago. Yeah, I
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: got a ring on my finger. All that ship. Yeah,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: it's fucking it's fucking crazy.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: All are to be married, I know, right, it's nuts.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: One can only wish.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You know, Are you gonna get married someday?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: No? I feel like I'm just gonna have a kid
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: alone when I kind of that no one can handle me,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Facts intimidating.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Just have some You should just get a go to
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: the bank.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: So strong. I just imagine every dude who's ever like
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: abandoned me just like in their bed, like fuck every day,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: like I lost.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Watching a bunch of space. Yeah, saying that a lot
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: that they need space.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: No, I just feel like I get involved in things
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: that are like intense and then they like abandon because
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: I'm fucking annoying.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: I think that it was way better when dudes just
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: like didn't talk about their emotions at all.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Now they're always like my anxiety and like my mom
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: when I was growing up, like wrong energy at a pit.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: So that's how I feel. I just feel like, yeah,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: the mental health with guys is strong, and they're just
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: like I don't know, it's just like it's like and
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: then they talk about it and then they treat you
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: like ship because of it, because.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: And they're entitled too. Yeah, it's like I'm just going
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: through a lot right now.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: It's like he has anxiety. It's like he's a fucking rescue.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, chill, dude, you're less incredible. Do you do you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: find that that's uh, that's worth worse in New York
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: City or in other places.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: No, I just think it's bad for just people our age.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I think it's worse in New York City. I think
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: dudes are like have like cool ass clothes and like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: fucking have like problems and ship like that.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: On the first date, guys will be dumping their trauma
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: on me.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Chill, what's your favorite color? Like it's not that deep.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: We talk about like your pept that for a while. Yeah,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: they'll dump on me and I'm like, if I told
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: you my trauma, you would fucking cry, But go off
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: on how your parents divorce.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Was really bad till everybody's parents are divorced. Dude, chill
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: the fuck out. Everybody has that. It's not so you
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: bury that ship down, swallow that my friend, that ship.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Just get some freaking pride.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: But I think in other cities, smaller towns, people have
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: like fewer emotions.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: They just wear jeans and like an under Armour shirt
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: and like shit.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: As fucuse everyone knows each other too obsessed with the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: underarm Like I know your parents are divorced.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: I know your parents. Yeah, I'm your cousin.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I were dating shared trauma. You get me, I
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: get you.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: I just feel like no one gets me like you did.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have so much haste doing.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: We have the same jeans.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: I think if thirty five, I'm not like wifed up,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: I'll just move to a small town and get with
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: like an under Armour guy.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's yeah there. Under Armour's. Under Armour has
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: to be like a trillion dollar brand because every dude
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: who's not in like a cool guy in the city
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: is just wearing some fucking I.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Feel like under armour used to be way bigger.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: It was hot when I was in high school.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: We were all we I remember everyone just to have
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  Speaker 3: just that big under armoured logo sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and I don't think it's cool anymore. But I
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: think like dads who like t ball dads and ship
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  Speaker 1: like that, you're like over aggressive, are just like walking
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  Speaker 1: around in full under hate under armour hate.
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  Speaker 5: I hated it and it was really expensive.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a type of person. I think.
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  Speaker 3: I just thought they're closed, like I like, like I
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  Speaker 3: like cotton, you know, I don't know, I feel like
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  Speaker 3: a stretchy ass skin feel.
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  Speaker 4: The sweaty suburbs or like ectually, I'm not like an
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  Speaker 4: anti suburb person.
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  Speaker 1: But I I know. Or like when you see people
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  Speaker 1: who are like clearly on vacation wearing under armour or
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  Speaker 1: some ship like that, like where like at this throwing
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: a button like a Tommy Bahama or some ship like that,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: just even just a cold button down, like it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have to be that deep, Like it doesn't have to
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  Speaker 1: be that.
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  Speaker 4: Old ass buttons the airport And I'm like looking at
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: people and I'm like, how do you love yourself when
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: you dress like that?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, man, you should have seen.
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  Speaker 4: What you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: You should have seen me in the airport when I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: was leaving Austin. Tell me the lowest I've.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Ever been the Austin airport and suck my car.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I got there at two a m.
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  Speaker 5: It was closed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: So I laid on the floor of the airport for
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: like three hours.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: So the shuttle took you too early?
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  Speaker 5: No, I didn't even do the shuttle. I didn't feel
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: like making that guy drive me. Yeah, I at like
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: two am.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And the people were volunteer paid.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Really were you supposed to tip them?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Definitely?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: But I'm already in the red for this.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Hell no, I felt bad I didn't tip them.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Hell no, up, you gotta tip, especially if like you
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: gotta tip the shuttle people, and especially it's not actually
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: a shuttle.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: No, they get paid. I talked to one of I
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: talked to the guy that picked me up from the airport. Yeah,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: and I was like that was like, so it's just
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: like a game.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, uh, in trade for like a
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: free pass or something.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Oh it might have been. I He told me he was.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: He said it was just like a weekend thing he
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: was doing.
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  Speaker 4: Ok, yeah, it probably plays like a thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Why can't Why can the Austin Airport tuck your dick?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: I know I can tuck his dick. Why can you
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: chuck your dick?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Thanks for asking. I just think it's like the city
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: is like blowing up and everyone goes there, so flights
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: are expensive and the airport is so crowded, so not
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: big enough to for the capacity. And then you know
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: what's gonna happen. They're gonna build a big airport. It's
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: going to take ten years, and by the time it's done,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: no one's gonna want to live in Austin.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, his heart will have exploded massive airport steroids.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. We'll see.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: But that's why you think he's about to die. Rogan,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know, man live forever.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: I never. I find actually that once you actually listen
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: to the podcast, respectfully, it's not that engaging. It's it's
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: a lot of just like yeah, uh huh.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Nick Balin had like this bit where he was like,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan's for people who like to who like to
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: go every once in a while.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Ago huh.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Said, that's the whole fan Really, if you actually listen
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: to it, you're like, this is a lot of dead
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: airs podcasts. Now that's good. Yeah, yeah, it depends on that.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: I don't listen I know the episodes, it's just so long.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have ten hours to listen to the
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: COVID doctors talking about the vaccine.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: But people, it is a good I mean, or I
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: get a lot of my science off podcasts now, not
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan necessarily, but like eat different girls gotta eat
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: and ship like that, and guys, we fucking ship like that.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I was. I listened to like a fucking three hour
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: podcast yesterday about how like sunlight will fucking like change
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: you as a human being, and that's all they were
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: talking about. And then this morning I want that it
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: like sunlight is like transformative that it can like if
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: like applied directly to your organs. It's like the most
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: the most significant non invasive procedure that you can get
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: is just sunlight on your ship.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Is that why people do like the assholes of the sunlight?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I think it's got to be.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: Should we try it?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I mean I would. My hamstrings aren't tight enough. I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: would need like two assistance to kind of hold.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: We could do that.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not loose enough.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: We could definitely get.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: You love that. But I uh, this morning I walked out,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I like just stood outside in the sun for like
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, Like I was just like fucking.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: There was it was raining this morning.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they said on the podcraft, They're like even
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: cloud cover is like enough to like fuck your ship
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: up and give you some good energy. You just want
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: to be depressed and inside.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: I walked to work this morning.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where do you live?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: West Village?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: It was ten minutes. I know. I still he always
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: makes us seat. Usually he'll take ubers, though he won't.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would too, I uber I uber like it's my.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Personal three six hundred steps.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: Let's go my dog, my man. Here's twelve fifty Jesus
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: here recording. Oh, I guess it's fifteen. Oh okay, and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: then we still got to do the ad. Yeah we
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: can wrap it up, I guess.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds good.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Thank you for coming on. This was very funny.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: This was the best day of my life.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure serious.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: Do you want to go meet pres here?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, yes?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: And you read it.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Wait, you want to confront me?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Smith is coming and he said, no fucking way, we didn't.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: And he's he's writing up the contract.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: Oh stuff, do you.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Think they she'll do in the classroom with me?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: We do one round before before we wrap up.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: How does it go?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, So trying to get a job of barstool in
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: the classroom.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you rhyme with the person before you go
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: in the classroom. Hey, what were doing in the classroom?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Defending against allegations of misogyny in the classroom?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: And I commit a robbery in the.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: Room, and I'm gonna commit another felony.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: In the classroom the class.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: That was really good? Can we send that in?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: That was fire? Thank you guys for having.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: No one saw that robbery felony. Rhyme coming? That was quick.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Now got misogyny in the class and robbery felony. I
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: was gonna go shot in the classroom.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: I was going to Yeah, yeah, I was. I feel
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: like that's what you have to do the class that.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: You always got to be one step ahead.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: Got to be present. But also thinking, you.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Know, that's for sure, she's ready to go back. She's
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: ready to go back that time of the Week.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: It's my podcast. Yes, check it out.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: Full episodes are also on YouTube if you like watching
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Bitches on video.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: And wild Out album anything else comes to live.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have shows everywhere. I'm opening for theo VA
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: and like all summer and then I have my own
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: headlining gig. So check me out on Instagram.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: Fucking awesome.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, thank you, good ship.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: Cool. That was great? Thank you? Did I Mom? Is
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: that okay? Okay? I never know.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: I never know.