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Hello Yeah What Halloween Edition from October 30th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Yeah, what we'll do a Halloween Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What this is?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever Halloween ey thing you want.
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  Speaker 3: To talk about? What's your best what's your what's your
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  Speaker 3: favorite Halloween?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Some great Halloween memory, some Halloween let down? A Halloween
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  Speaker 3: party you went to that was great. Ghost story, a
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  Speaker 3: ghost story, something about candy. It's just a chance for
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  Speaker 3: you to tell us about Halloween. Do you like Halloween?
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  Speaker 3: Do you love it? Do you hate it? Do you
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  Speaker 3: wish it would go away? Would you do you turn
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  Speaker 3: off your lights and pretend you're not home? Do you
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  Speaker 3: like it when a lot of kids come to your house?
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  Speaker 1: I like it when kids. I actually I quite enjoy
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  Speaker 1: trick or treating. Not myself. I don't want to go anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: but I actually love seeing the kids. And there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: better than seeing a kid in a costume that's maybe
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  Speaker 1: a little unusual and you know what it is, and
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  Speaker 1: you say, hey, there, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know Marlborough man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, you got what?
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  Speaker 3: I like to belittle them. That's a stupid costume. Let's
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  Speaker 3: go to line number nine. I'm not sure who this
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  Speaker 3: is here.
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  Speaker 2: Kurk Bester ruined my Halloween forever and guard me.
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  Speaker 1: It's already I sort of remember this story again.
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  Speaker 3: So so already you lived. You lived in Kirster's neighborhood
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  Speaker 3: in Utah County.
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  Speaker 2: Palisades Drive or in Utah my house. Uh yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: would face the temple. I'd sit in bed and look
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  Speaker 2: at the temple every night. I was border raced in
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  Speaker 2: Happy Valley and I'm sitting there in bed dreaming of.
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  Speaker 6: One day having a temple marriage.
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  Speaker 2: A little side note. Where I live now, my house
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  Speaker 2: also faces the temple, and I still to the state,
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  Speaker 2: dream of a couple, dream one day of one day
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  Speaker 2: losing my frigidity. One day anyway, so I went trick
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  Speaker 2: or treating in Orum and uh yeah, I got to
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  Speaker 2: the Kurt Buster's house. Well, of course I was trick
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  Speaker 2: or treating by myself because I smelled no one kids,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because I'm a loner and kids don't like me.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, so I was out. Oh it's word in
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  Speaker 2: my Jaws, my Jaws costume, because Jaws, the movie Jaws
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  Speaker 2: came out nineteen seventy seven or whatever, and my mom
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  Speaker 2: forgot to poke holes in the costume. That's another story
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  Speaker 2: that was horri fine, No, yourr story. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: my breast would walk up the you know, the little
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  Speaker 2: plastic thing, and I couldn't see as I was bumping
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  Speaker 2: around anyway. So okay, so some dogs were following me.
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  Speaker 2: Three dogs were following me. I don't you know they
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  Speaker 2: weren't mine. I got to Kurt Bester's house. Knock on
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  Speaker 2: the door. Kurt answers, he's in the late twenties or something,
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  Speaker 2: the famous Kirk Dester family wasn't on the block there
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  Speaker 2: in or palase he's grabbing orm. So he opened the door.
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  Speaker 2: Chaos ensues, the dogs, the dogs care in the house,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, the family just starts scrambling around.
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  Speaker 3: Now wait a minute, Wait a minute, So so is
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  Speaker 3: this a story of how you ruined the best Halloween?
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  Speaker 4: I mean I.
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  Speaker 2: Went treating too the Bester's house, yea, And before I
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  Speaker 2: can't even say trick or treat. Yeah, the dogs went
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  Speaker 2: running in and so I finally got about. Kirk Bester
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  Speaker 2: comes back, seized me with my you know, my pillow sack,
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  Speaker 2: you know, waiting for some candy. I wasn't leaving without
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  Speaker 2: the candy.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 3: To find what happened?
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  Speaker 2: He has four eggs. Didn't even hide the fact that
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  Speaker 2: he had four eggs. Put him in my you know,
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  Speaker 2: pillow sack, and then this is why everywhere. Thanks for
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  Speaker 2: the dogs, he said, thanks for the dogs, slammed the door.
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  Speaker 2: You kurk Pester. Well do this day that comes up
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  Speaker 2: in therapy party.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but it's it's it was just paying you
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  Speaker 3: back for ruining his Hello. Oh that's boy, I'm sorry already.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you can come trigger trade at my house
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  Speaker 1: this year if you want.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I will love you guys.
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  Speaker 3: You can come to my house. I'll give you a
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  Speaker 3: scoop of Dandy Moore chili. See you later.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what at.
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  Speaker 5: Ten pm to two am here on X ninety six.
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  Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Mike May.
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  Speaker 3: Mike, Hello, Yeah, what tell us?
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  Speaker 4: Oh good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I've been listening to Gena's list of scary movies
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  Speaker 6: and I've been may have missed a few of them.
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  Speaker 6: But there was a movie He's actually made for TV movies,
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  Speaker 6: so Gina probably didn't mention it, but was a movie
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  Speaker 6: star and Darren McGavin and Claude Aikins and Leonard linbild
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  Speaker 6: Is called The knight Stalkers seventy one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a TV series based on the movie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Colchak The n Ice Stalker. Yeah, it's on your HBO.
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  Speaker 5: It's on your HBO Max, by the way, Oh is it?
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  Speaker 5: I think so?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, watched that one. It was very good.
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  Speaker 6: I was watching that when I was it was I've
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  Speaker 6: been watch when I was four or five six and
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  Speaker 6: it just scared the heck oademy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good one, Thank you, thank you, Mike.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 5: See that's that's what you're uh yeah, what Halloween Edition
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  Speaker 5: is all about. So uh, it looks like we've got
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  Speaker 5: a few phone calls coming in eight seven, seven, six
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  Speaker 5: oh two nine six nine six Hello, yeah, what let's
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  Speaker 5: go one more.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to Liam, Liam High Hi.
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to say that there are like no
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  Speaker 2: kids on my street and so I, as a nineteen
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  Speaker 2: year old.
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  Speaker 7: I'm choosing to fill that role.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're going to if people give me crap for it,
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna go trick or treating.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go trigger trading.
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  Speaker 5: Good for you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind when older kids come. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: trade my house. Yeah, I think okay, I think that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: And I think you could be up to a lot
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  Speaker 1: more mischief than that. And I'm glad that that's what.
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  Speaker 3: There are people who say, are you a little old?
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  Speaker 4: Know this?
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  Speaker 3: I will never say that.
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  Speaker 1: I will never say that.
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  Speaker 3: I would just exactly, I would just advise you not
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  Speaker 3: to go to Kurt Bester's house.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the the only the only thing I'll tell you is,
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  Speaker 1: at least we're a costume or you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, I'm not even going to st.
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  Speaker 5: If they if they show up without a costume.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. You don't care, all right, Thanks for
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  Speaker 3: thanks for your.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Hell yeah, let's continue with our
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  Speaker 5: Halloween edition of Hello, Yeah, what Harrison is here?
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  Speaker 3: Harrison? Good morning? Where are you calling from?
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  Speaker 2: You?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Okay, so Harrison tell us your Halloween story.
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  Speaker 8: So every every month and every day throughout the whole
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  Speaker 8: year up to October thirty first, they say, don't talk
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  Speaker 8: to strangers, don't take Kenny from strangers. Well, on October
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  Speaker 8: thirty first.
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  Speaker 9: They send you outside.
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  Speaker 2: Have you go talk to strangers and take Kenny from strangers?
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  Speaker 3: This is this is a conundrum point you're making here, Harrison.
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  Speaker 3: It's what's known as a conundrum.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, all right, Thanks whoever's helping you there, Harrison.
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  Speaker 5: Feel later, I'll be buying my windowless van. Later, Mike
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  Speaker 5: is here, Mike.
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  Speaker 4: Ye, good morning lords. So I was going to a
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  Speaker 4: Halloween party when I was in college, and I didn't
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  Speaker 4: know what costume to wear. So I was knocking at
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  Speaker 4: my mom and she said, oh, I've got this. I
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  Speaker 4: got this best idea. So she she had for some
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  Speaker 4: other reasons, she had a pair of novelty glasses that
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  Speaker 4: instead of a nose, it was a phallus.
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  Speaker 3: Your mom had that? What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, how old were see?
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  Speaker 6: What's crazy?
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  Speaker 3: How old were you?
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  Speaker 4: Rest and peace? I was. I was probably like twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well that's that's and little.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's part of that's part of the costumes
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  Speaker 4: grace because here, use these glasses. Then take these uh
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  Speaker 4: these fake plastic rusty chains and put them on your shoulders.
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  Speaker 4: And then take some red duct tape and put it
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  Speaker 4: in a square around your knee. Make a square and
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  Speaker 4: put it in your knee and put an arrow with
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  Speaker 4: the tape pointing to the knee. And and then you
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  Speaker 4: you can be Dick Cheney and change. And I said, okay,
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  Speaker 4: and and so she said, oh this is gonna be
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  Speaker 4: so you're gonna get so many laughs. And I gets
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  Speaker 4: to party, and I end up spending the whole time
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  Speaker 4: like a bad joke. Everyone that's the party.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. My mother did something similar when I was a
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  Speaker 3: little kid. She she's she put a bunch of you know,
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  Speaker 3: rags or something up on my shoulder underneath the jacket
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  Speaker 3: so it looked like I had a punch back. And
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  Speaker 3: she said, you can go tell everybody you're you have
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  Speaker 3: you're the hunchback from necking dames. You have a hunchback
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  Speaker 3: from necking dames. And and I that's yeah, my mom,
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  Speaker 3: that was my mom thing. Okay, thanks, thanks, I hated
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  Speaker 3: my mother.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you didn't eight seven seven six oh two nine
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  Speaker 5: six nine six.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to Milo. Hello, Yeah what Milo?
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  Speaker 2: What's up guy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? What's up with you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh much?
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  Speaker 2: Can we make Halloween great again? After a while, I
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  Speaker 2: send my kids.
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  Speaker 4: To school with costumes.
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  Speaker 2: They say, no masks, no makeup, none of this.
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  Speaker 4: We used to do.
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  Speaker 2: Calloween used to be cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah no, Milo, you sounds so sad.
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  Speaker 2: Well, well I'm meant having to be a kid and
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  Speaker 2: the cool stuff we have to do back then. Now
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  Speaker 2: everything is now. People don't want to go trigger treating
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  Speaker 2: and all the stuff. And then we have trunk or treat,
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  Speaker 2: which had a lot.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of lazy, it's creative lit.
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  Speaker 3: It sucks getting older. We need to go back to
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  Speaker 3: the good old days or razor blades and apples and yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know, chocolate xax and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 7: A free drugs getting our candy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, happy alloy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to zach Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah what lords and ladies?
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  Speaker 3: Hullo.
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  Speaker 7: So I'm calling in every year and I'm thirty one
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  Speaker 7: years old. I've been trigger treating as long as I
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  Speaker 7: can remember, and I always hear about they're gonna put
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  Speaker 7: drugs in your candy. Yeah, there are so many drugs
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  Speaker 7: out there that look like candy. Yeah, it's like, does
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  Speaker 7: nobody realize, like how expensive these drugs candy?
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they're just setting me up for disappointment too.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't they get any drugs again, there's no drugs,
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  Speaker 3: damn it.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like they're like, oh, there's all these these
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  Speaker 7: there's all these uh, marijuana things that look like yeah,
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  Speaker 7: like calm candies and chips, and I'm like, those are
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  Speaker 7: like sixty dollars a bag. No one's going to be
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  Speaker 7: given up back.
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  Speaker 3: No they're not. They're not no, no, there's sometimes there
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  Speaker 3: are stories of their some like some kid at home
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  Speaker 3: is mistaken, you know, thinks it really is candy and
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  Speaker 3: eats one or takes it to school. But nobody's going
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  Speaker 3: to be handing that stuff out. No, exactly, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 7: The only way kids are going to get hold of
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  Speaker 7: that if their parents can't put their stuff away.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's right, thanks Zach, thank you, Thanks guys.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely correct. To Cara. Hello, yeah what Karra?
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  Speaker 6: Hello, I care go ahead?
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  Speaker 2: Morning morning, good morning, hello, Yeah, what.
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  Speaker 8: To my best friend? And her birthday is tomorrow, but
• 12:02
  Speaker 8: she passed away last year, so sorry, I just wanted to.
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  Speaker 8: I know her her son and daughter are kind of struggling.
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  Speaker 8: But oh yeah, her birthday's on Halloween. We always had
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  Speaker 8: a great time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, miss her. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So my question is I.
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  Speaker 8: I love Nightmare before Christmas and I had I have Zero,
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  Speaker 8: and I have Jack and I had Sally just decorations,
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  Speaker 8: but they all burned in a storage unit fire. So
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  Speaker 8: I found Zero and I found Jack, but I cannot
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  Speaker 8: find Sally. I wonder if somebody out there can tell
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  Speaker 8: me where I can find a Sally decoration.
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  Speaker 1: So it's got to be on eBay, you gotta, but
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  Speaker 1: maybe some more close by?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, doesn't home Depot Carrie stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: They have that giant Jack Skellington. I think this year
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  Speaker 3: that Yeah, like you know, they've had the giant skeleton
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  Speaker 3: for a long time and now I think they have
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  Speaker 3: a yeah Jack.
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  Speaker 7: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Anything outside the box?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, give that a shout? All right, Okay, good lack.
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  Speaker 3: I see, let's go to Rebecca.
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  Speaker 1: Hell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah what I Rebecca?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Lords and ladies, how's it going good?
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  Speaker 3: What's your story here?
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  Speaker 7: Well?
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  Speaker 9: My story is is I bought a British double decker
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  Speaker 9: bus back in twenty twenty. And I bought it. I'm
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  Speaker 9: converting it into an RV and what I ended up
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  Speaker 9: doing is parking it at my parents' house because they
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  Speaker 9: have a large enough driveway, and my mom she's got
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  Speaker 9: a lot of health issues. So when COVID was coming around,
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  Speaker 9: she's like, I don't want trigger treats coming to the
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  Speaker 9: door because I don't want to die, but I still
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  Speaker 9: want them to be like they could come trick or treat.
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  Speaker 9: What can we do? And so I ended up checking
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  Speaker 9: out my double decker bus with all kinds of Halloween
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  Speaker 9: decorations blasting music, and I put an air conditioner hose
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  Speaker 9: out of the second floor window and I made the hit.
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  Speaker 2: And I've been doing this and I make.
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  Speaker 9: The kids honk a rubber chicken that I've got hanging
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  Speaker 9: from a noose on the rearview mirror downstairs, and I
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  Speaker 9: dropped candy on them when they honked the chicken. It's
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  Speaker 9: the greatest thing. I've been doing it ever since. Like
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  Speaker 9: it ended up being super popular.
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  Speaker 2: It was such a.
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  Speaker 3: Fun you know, you know, Rebecca, you're kind of an
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  Speaker 3: odd person.
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  Speaker 2: Was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. Well you never did convert it
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  Speaker 3: into an RV of some sort.
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  Speaker 9: Huh, Well, I'm working on it.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: It's a it's a monny thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Where where did you find a double decker bus? And
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  Speaker 3: how much did it cost you? If you don't mind
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  Speaker 3: me asking, Well.
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  Speaker 9: It only costs twenty five grand and I got it
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  Speaker 9: off of a kindly elderly British gentleman out in San Diego.
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  Speaker 9: He was actually nice enough to drive the bus from
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  Speaker 9: San Diego after I purchased it to my parents' house
• 14:52
  Speaker 9: at American Fort.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, So been there ever since.
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  Speaker 6: Soon.
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  Speaker 4: He's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool, all right, Thank you, Rebecca.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have people people.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: A couple of people say they found Sally at Zurchers
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: and Brickyard. Also Spirit Halloween and Farmington has Sally stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Well there you go.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, try trial three of those.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: That person's still listening.
• 15:16
  Speaker 7: Here you go, hello, yeah what