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Play on...or Shame · Talking Shed

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Welcome back to the Talking Shit.
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Podcast to my left, the bro Josiah from the Valley.
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The charge down. Kings 6 again.
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Cheaper. Than your old man churches and
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the SIP taker the sensei. It's am I right?
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It's the bro Machu too much the host from the case.
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He's sharper than your Auntie Sido.
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I'm champagne puppy junior. Yo, welcome back to talking Shit
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podcast. You're here with your host,
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Josiah Machu, bringing you the latest on sports, pop culture
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and last big questions. On today's episode we're gonna
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be talking about our weekly wrap up, some crazy stuff going on in
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the Goldie. Oh.
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Scary man, what is actually going on?
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Yeah, I don't know. Bro, we'll get into details very
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soon. I'll update you on something
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that we've gone through recently at the dentist.
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Money, money, money. And also we got a comeback of a
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shit confessions where we discuss an incident or
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embarrassing moment that we've both gone through.
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Yep, and we'll, we'll, we'll chug it back to some childhood
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memories at the end. Right.
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So general update or weekly wrap up is seriously what is going on
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in the Goldie? Haire at the moment or I don't
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know. So yeah, like it's just the
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bodies floating up on the shore. We actually don't know what's
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going on, eh? Like there's been 4 bodies
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pretty much floating around. Yeah in the Goldie and
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supposedly they're not related at all.
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So I have no idea what's going on there.
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I literally the other day and I told you I came home after
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Wednesday or something like that.
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Oh no, last weekend and bro I was swimming and there was a
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dead body like literally on the other side.
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Of yeah, I was like, I came home and I go, bro, did you hear?
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There was a dead body that floated up and you're like, bro,
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I saw it. Yeah, is it crazy, bro?
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Like I was talking about this with you but and at flat chats,
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but it's kind of crazy that like there's a dead body there but
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life just goes on, bro. Like we were literally still
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swimming. Yeah, there actually might be
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something wrong with me bro. Yeah, that is actually pretty
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crazy to think about. Like.
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I don't know man. Like you would think that
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because bro, that's someone that it's their obviously they live a
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life just like us. And you would think if you would
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have done something the world would stop.
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But like people just swimming. You were saying like 30 meters
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kind of pop bro. Yeah, like there it is right
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there. The cops elbows all of that just
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and the the other crazy thing is like, I want to say I was around
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7:00 in the morning or something.
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So it was pretty early and like people were out out there, but
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no one really kind of stopped and looked and really like
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observed the whole, the whole situation, which was just so
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weird, man, you know? But I also see it as well, like
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if I was on a walk or something and I seen it, I wouldn't want
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to be nosy as well. So, but like, maybe that's a
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yeah. Well, because I was telling you
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too bro. There was like closer than me.
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There was another person to his body just casually fishing boat.
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I was like, what's wrong with you mate?
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You can see something's going on there.
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Not the burly. He was like 20 meters away,
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yeah. Yeah, I was.
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Like what are you doing? That's crazy.
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That's actually crazy, bro. Life really does go on, man.
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But yeah, we're not too sure what the heck is going on in the
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Goldie at the moment. But.
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So they're saying, they're saying it's just like natural
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causes for the deaths or that much.
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Yeah, they say they're not related.
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They say they're just literally quite under medical incidences.
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Yeah, unrelated to one another. So.
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Because everyone was saying that there's a murderer on the Gold
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Coast out. Yeah, I, I did hear that as
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well. People were you could tell
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people were talking about it because they're quite scared.
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Yeah, how does it? Pretty weird. 4 Four people
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float like get found within a week or whatever.
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Yeah, so three of them in creeks and one of them at a pool.
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So I don't know what's going on, man.
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Yeah, I don't know. But that kind of goes to other
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news man, worldly news, man. We've lost some pretty great
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people, Yeah, recently. And I guess one of those people
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is Ozzy Osborne. Yeah, don't know much about.
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The guy, well, I don't actually know much about him either,
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right? Yeah, he, but he, he definitely
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made some news. And if you don't know him man, I
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remember him bro because of the song on men.
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One of my favorite games growing up.
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Oh yeah, that's how. That this is how I first came
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across Survey. Yeah.
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I honestly don't know much about him at all, but I know they had
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a reality TV show. Yeah.
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And his wife was on X Factor or something like that growing up.
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Or America's Got Talent. Yeah.
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Is it Sharon or something? Oh, Sharon.
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I can't remember, bro. Yeah, this is a tough song, bro.
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This get the guitar a. 100%. But that's how it goes.
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And the free phone, leaving the phone, it's not too late.
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And forget I say it, the shadow Aussie Osborne man Co founder
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Black Sabbath in 1968. And also paranoid as well man.
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Obviously he had a bit of a solo career as well and he's also
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notorious antics. That's really what I'm known
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for. Bro I'm going to be honest, I
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don't even really know man. Man, apparently he he he's
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infamous for biting the head off an actual bat.
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He ate it. He bit the head off a bat.
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Oh, doesn't that like rabies and stuff?
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That's ruthless. I don't know.
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Yeah, he's one of those types of guy, but like, yeah, he, he.
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He like found he he, because I was talking about it was someone
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from my work and he founded Middle Rock kind of thing.
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Yeah, he's heavy middle, you could say that.
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Yeah, he's one of probably The Pioneers or something like that.
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But but it's other crazy news as well as one of our brothers from
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the island nations, Uncle Fiji as well, who's famous as well.
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Yeah bro, I've seen him at. One love that's we there when he
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played that real popular the body salt.
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Now it's a couple years. Old true.
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But they went off. They went off bro, that's what.
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He's the one that did. That, yeah.
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And he's. Not even moldy.
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Yet no. Yeah, he knew the crowd.
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I. Know that we mutually he was
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asked actually a question on one of his interviews on the radio
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yeah show where was your favorite place playing?
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Yeah, and he said outside of his homeland, which was Hawaii and
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and also Fiji. And was he from Hawaii?
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I think so, yeah. Like that's where he was.
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That's home for him. Yeah.
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And outside of that, it was New Zealand.
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Yeah, it's always been. I could imagine bro.
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Yeah, so many people like him, man.
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Bro love him bro. Sweet, darling.
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And that's the, that's the main one I know, yeah, they're always
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when offered at house parties and stuff.
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This is probably the most popular song I I know by because
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of J book as well. It features J Book in it.
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And probably the one of the biggest upsets in the past week
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is the loss of the infamous and maybe the one of the greatest
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WWE All Stars of all time. Man, the real American himself.
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Hulkamania. Hulk Hogan, this is intro.
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This is intro bro right? That's like he is hard Jay.
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There's a tough. You can actually imagine this in
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a stadium Rd. going off. I'll show you before kind of off
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outside the show bro, that one of his greatest moments was
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obviously body slamming Andre the Giant, who was actually an
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absolute giant. Oh yeah, we were stuck in a
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little rubber away wrestling. Yeah, it took up probably half
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an hour about the show. We're just showing each other
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some of our favorite moments, which we'll get to later on in
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the show. But man, some great icons that
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we've lost, man. And you know, I guess, yeah,
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shout out, shout out to all of them and their families, bro.
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Yeah, bro. So mine's just something that me
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and my Mrs. currently we did because we've been putting it
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off for so long. It's so hard to book yourself in
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to start with. Yeah, it's going to the dentist.
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It's a nightmare sometimes. Yeah.
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And you think about it, I always think about it like compare it
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to when you get your car service, like you're willing to
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book yourself in to get your car service, but if it's go to the
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dentist or go to the doctor, I'm like, Nah, it's not worth the
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money, but bro. But that's that's your body bro.
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Man and it's actually automatically people just
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straight away think of finances cuz it's expensive too.
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Oh bro, yeah, you. Don't have insurance bro.
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That's yeah, costly. Just a couple 100 bucks just
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like bro. I rather risk risk the risk the
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disease too, no? Gun and fiction only.
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Bro, so like the because I don't know how I was out drinking one
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night and then I woke up in the morning where I had a little
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chip in the back of my tooth. And then I was just thinking I
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didn't want it to become a thing.
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I had insurance. So I went and went and got it
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filled in and bro, I just dentist.
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I don't know if they're unaware or they just like they know how
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to do it away. I don't.
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But bro, I sat down in the chair, open your mouth, mouth
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wide, airs open. They put all the stuff in.
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And then bro, as he puts the gun, all the all the stuff in my
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mouth, bro, he goes. So what do you do for a job?
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I go he's like, Oh yeah, how many years do we doing bro keeps
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asking questions. Oh, like do you want me to talk
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or you want me to like wait for you to finish this shit?
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Oh, I'm like, it's a bit crazy that you're you're trying to
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make me like compensate with you bro.
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I can't close I. Got heads in my mouth, yeah.
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Have you noticed that? And like or they, they're
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letting, they're letting all the stuff build up?
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I've got heaps of water and stuff in my mouth and like it's
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like it's crazy. The other thing, Gee, I can't
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stop is, you know, they put their thing in.
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I don't even know at some points I don't know how much stuff is
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in my mouth with their pores, but the how much stuff is in my
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mouth because like but it feels like there's like 4 things in my
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mouth and there's like my bow. I can't I cannot help it.
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My tongue fights, it has its own mind.
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It fights for my mouth bow. So like the it'll they'll put
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something in my mouth and automatically my tongue will
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attack it and try push it away. There's yours through there.
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I gotta tell you bro. But, and so I can tell the
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dentist's assistant is Loki having dramas with my tongue.
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It's low key every dramas of my tongue because it's like novel,
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novel, novel. And I'm not thinking my head
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just chill. Why?
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OK, why am I freaking my tongue out like this?
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But it's not. Letting it's not.
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Letting the the feeling going because of like fighting.
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Yeah. Did you do this?
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Oh, no. I.
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Just relax. I just relax.
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Hey, right, I'm not joking. Every time I go to the dentist,
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it's crazy that you have all these things in your mouth, by
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the way, but every time I go to the dentist, say the problem
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they have with me is I fall asleep.
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Do. You I always fall asleep.
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Like, yeah. He's had a tough day.
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Yeah, very. Every time.
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That's my problem. But so when I go to the dentist.
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Does your mouth not get sore from holding it open like it's?
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This is the issue. It's not really an issue, it's
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just a problem that they quickly have to solve is because I just
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fall asleep. I'm so relaxed, right?
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They put the mouth guard in my mouth.
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To I was that relaxing, but I was that relaxing.
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I'm just sitting there in the chair, right?
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I'm like, oh, by this point it's, you know, I've just
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finished the work day. Yeah.
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I always have to go after work. I can never go during the work
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day. You know what I mean?
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Because of my job. But yeah, so I always work
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around my job. But every time I go there, I
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just. I've always realized I'm real
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tired. Yeah.
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And I end up just going for a nap.
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Yeah. So I'm just.
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Yeah. All right.
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Put the glasses on, yeah. He doesn't even need the
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glasses. Yeah, very.
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So that's probably my issue. I have a.
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Well, I'm freaking myself the whole time in the thing.
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I'm like, but the other OK, I'm just going to get out all my all
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my pet peeves of the dentist. But when you go for a check up
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and they have those little tools that they use to like inspect if
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you have holes and that kind of thing.
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But I have I'm reckon it's a conspiracy.
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I reckon they're making holes, they're pulling so hard and I'm
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thinking but if there wasn't a hole, there's one now.
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Because holy. Hick.
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I don't know how my tooth just stayed in it's scraping.
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Stuff for the sake. I pulled forward.
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Oh damn, I'm cancelled. You're cancelled.
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I'm getting pulled, my jaw's going forward pause.
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But that's how much they're pulling on me bro.
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So like just the I reckon, I reckon is normalized.
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Maybe they can invent like a little air gun that's stronger
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than the one they have. It just pushes everything so it
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cleans. I don't know.
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Yeah, because it seems like they're they're, they got this
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middle little sharp thing and they're jamming it into your
14:36
teeth, bro. Have you heard that it's not
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really a conspiracy? Apparently it's known that the
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the companies that make your toothpaste and stuff, that's the
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reason why you actually have to go to the dentist is because the
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toothpaste itself is the thing that's ruining your teeth.
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True. I'm not joking.
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I've heard something crazy about that.
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Yeah. So you're kind of forced to go
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to the dentist. Do you also think that they, a
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dentist looks at you and they judge you on your appearance?
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So then they know that they can either charge you more, charge
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you less. Maybe Burr, but like, I reckon
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my teeth are all good, especially not having braces.
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Yeah, And I went to this, this dentist and he goes, ohh, you
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might need an Invisaligner. What I was thinking.
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Ohh he's like yeah your your your teeth are pretty crooked.
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And I was like oh damn, my mum wish told me that.
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Awkward. You're saying that?
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No way. I seem well.
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I seem worse. They're not good, but they're.
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Not good, but I seem way worse. Yeah, but I don't know, that's
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something as well that while while we're on the topic of, you
15:42
know, looking after yourself and and going to say the dentist or
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the doctor, the doctor's bro. I don't understand why it's so
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hard to like here here where we live.
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One thing I've kind of noticed is that you have to book in for
15:57
a doctor in advance. Sometimes you can't just rock up
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to the. Doctor, I don't know when I'm
16:01
going to be sick in advance. Like I'm sick and then the next
16:05
available appointment at some doctors is literally a week
16:07
later and I'm like. How does that?
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How does? That point, I'm already healed.
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Yeah, we need to. Sort that system out.
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What so? Well, I got into this because
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my, my, my old man called me couple.
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No, last week he called me and he goes, oh, you know, like
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we've been a bit sick, right? And we went to the doctor and
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they, they honestly cannot walk into the doctor anymore because
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there's no doctors as well. That's the problem back at back
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home. Yeah, Like they're all, they're
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all like, gone. They're chachi BTG.
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What is? Wrong with me.
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Just jade up. Yeah, Chachi BT runny nose, sore
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throat. Yeah, honest.
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That was mean that they all say. Cancer.
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Yeah, it will. It will be like something badass
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bro. That was me last night.
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No joke, as you brought that up because I'm I'm, I'm actually
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sick while we're recording this, but I was switched up last
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night. I was like, I have a sore back,
16:56
sore throat sore. Back, yeah.
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And I also feel like I got like a heat wave or you know, type of
17:03
like hot cold. And it was like, oh, you most
17:05
likely have the fever and whatnot and this is what you
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should do, bro. And it fully detailed what I
17:10
needed to get and stuff. So it was like, do you want me
17:13
to organise a a meal plan for you so that you can get ready
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for your game on Sunday? Oh yeah.
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It told me to get Vicks throat lollies or told me to get
17:24
electrolytes, hydrolytes, mandarins, Kiwi fruit, like all
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of that stuff. Yeah.
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And then it even broke up. You should have this at
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breakfast. Have this as a snack.
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Have this at lunch, have this at that's.
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Better than the doctor? Yeah, that's better than the.
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Doctor, and that's free. Yeah, that's free.
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That's free. So I don't know, we yeah, that
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that stuff doesn't need to get sorted, but yeah.
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Yeah, the bro dentist, I don't know, maybe we need to invent
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like a little give me a give me a, a phone or something to text
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you. Like bro, I can't talk.
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You're you're in my mouth, bro, of course.
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But no, like, let's go. Let's wrap this up because I'm
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incriminating myself. At this stage where you need a
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visit, right? Watch this.
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I got you these. Are our confessions shit or
18:17
confessions? We're back with another
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installment, so I'm gonna kick it off.
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We're pretty much just gonna put out, put ourselves on the line,
18:27
risk it for the sake of the podcast.
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Something that pretty much embarrassing that happened to
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us. It could be anything.
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My one for this week is I'm going to throw it back to an old
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job, going to keep it all anonymous.
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But but I was sitting down and the person next to me was having
18:46
like a real bad day. And they were like more senior
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than me and they were like, it's been a hard day.
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It's been this happening, this happening, this happening and
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I'm just over it. I'm working from home.
19:02
For instance, they walked home and, and, and, and they started
19:05
working from home when one of my friends was a junior with me and
19:08
she was, we just message back and forth like on, on teams and,
19:14
and we're messaging and I was like, did you hear the message
19:16
blow up? Like did you hear the big blow
19:18
up before? And she was like, Nah, Nah, Nah.
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Bear in mind we're both working with this person.
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So like there's multiple teams chat.
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I'm I'm chatting away with with so many people.
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And then I'll say if she got like angry and ended up ended up
19:36
leaving to go work from home. I said to what I thought was
19:42
her, but and I sent it to the person who was who was angry and
19:48
she went to work from home and I said it a bit different.
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I was like. So you meant to send this to
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your other junior colleague at the time?
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Yeah. Not the one that went home.
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Yeah. And you ended up saying that's
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the one that went home. Yeah, went home.
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As you're a senior and I go, we'll just call a Shania my
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partner's name. We'll call it Shania.
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Shania. I was like, Shania got angry.
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This is I'll try and say word for word.
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Shania was annoyed. She was saying that everyone, no
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one, was doing their job right. And she was over it and went
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home to work from home. I sent that to the person, bro.
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And she responds and just goes ha, ha, full stop.
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And then bro, I just go, Oh my God, I haven't done this.
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I run to the junior colleague, colleague.
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And I was like, bro, I've just absolutely caked it.
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Like Can you believe I've done this?
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And she's like, oh, you, you have to fess up.
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I was like, hell no, bro, I'm not.
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I'm not gonna try and work my way around there.
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So I just reply and go ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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And I go because in the message, I name, I said her name, right?
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I said Shania's name. And, and then so there's no way
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of saying like, oh, I wasn't talking about you because I said
21:09
the name. And so I go ha, ha, ha, ha, Nah.
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My junior colleague was looking for work and she was trying to
21:16
find you. You should message her for some
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to give her some work. And so she ended up giving my
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junior colleague keep some work on top of it.
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I was like, sorry, we, I think I just saved myself.
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And she's like, oh, how did you get away with it?
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I was like, oh, she's going to ask, you're going to be coming
21:33
to you. But honestly not sorry.
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Her heart's OK. And she actually ended up
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leaving like a couple months after that.
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Oh true. Damn, so she had a tough time.
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Yeah, Yeah, she did. I hope she.
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I might have been the recent. Workplace bullying.
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Oh my gosh, man, that was so bad.
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Oh, like mum and I actually told my mum that day and she said,
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oh, we've seen that heaps in teaching.
21:56
Oh, true. Apparently she because she was
21:58
like a she's a, what do you call it, like a manager of the head.
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Of the party, yeah, yeah. And they'd have like things
22:05
where teachers would send something to the wrong person
22:08
being like she's doing no work or stuff like that, bitching
22:13
about each other. Bro that happens in a workplace.
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Hey, it does. Bro it really.
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Does, bro? It does, you know, like, yeah,
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at the end of the day, it's bound to.
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Happen. Have you ever been Have you ever
22:21
sent that message to the wrong person?
22:23
I. Won't say that that can't be
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done for the podcast. You have me.
22:33
I've done one. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, that makes you feel a bit better, yeah.
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Yeah. So just know that you're not the
22:38
only one that's done that, right.
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Yeah, I've done that as well. Yeah.
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Yeah. But you know what?
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Life goes on. But.
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End of the day bro I was like you were complaining I wasn't
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being sorry. Don't but don't make a scene.
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Then don't give me content. Yeah, exactly.
22:54
Yeah, don't complain and I won't talk.
22:57
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if there's nothing to talk
23:00
talk shit about, then I wouldn't have done that.
23:01
Yeah. Like, yeah.
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So actually it's it's. It's their fault.
23:06
It's their fault bro. It's their fault.
23:07
Fix yourself, try to make me feel bad.
23:15
Yeah. Oh well.
23:17
What about you bro? You got a confession.
23:20
Yeah, man, I don't know if it's Nah, it's all good.
23:24
Yeah, I do have a confession, actually.
23:28
There's actually a time where I've done like recently some
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yoga classes. Yeah.
23:34
And bro, I'm pretty sure like every person has to go for a
23:41
shit in the afternoon. Yeah.
23:44
Do you? Yeah.
23:45
Or I no, honestly, for me, every time I have a meal, I pretty
23:48
much do. I feel like my my food just goes
23:50
straight through me straight away.
23:52
I don't know if that's my metabolism or something.
23:54
Yeah. It must be.
23:55
I don't know. Yeah.
23:55
Anyway, I always, like, have to go for a shit at 5:00 PM.
23:59
Yeah. And the class is at 5:00 PM And
24:02
so in this recent yoga class, I did like, I I walked down.
24:06
I was like, Oh, my tummy's not feeling that.
24:08
Yeah, the rumbles. Yeah, that's me for a long day.
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Yeah. And I was like, am I going to be
24:13
able to last an hour of this class?
24:16
And so I was in I, I went into this class with my, my partner
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Hannah, and she just knows that I always have to go for a shit
24:25
around that talk, you know what I mean?
24:27
So she's probably not even caring about it.
24:29
But in the middle of the class the instructor goes everyone.
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Can you guys do a child pose? So how how deep are we into the
24:38
class right now? This is like probably halfway
24:40
through the class ohh. You did a good.
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Half an hour and yeah, but this whole time from start to halfway
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during the club, my stomach was running and I was like Oh my And
24:50
you know, but you've held in a far day.
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Oh bro, you know what it's like, right?
24:54
I've actually didn't even find an idiot at.
24:57
Gym pray. So I was holding in this fight
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like for ages and like, you know when it's like it's at the brink
25:03
of your butt cheek? Yeah, like it's at the brink of
25:04
the of the whole boat, you know, and you're trying to hold it,
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bro. You're like, Oh yeah.
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It's at the game. All I had to do was literally
25:13
open oh, I'm not joking. And but this happened maybe like
25:19
3-4, but I want to save it more than that.
25:21
Times. Yeah, up until this point, huh.
25:23
Oh, is it? And it just comes back up to
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your stomach and it flows up in your stomach, Yeah.
25:28
That's exactly it. And so it gets to this point,
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the instructor goes, can everyone do child's pose?
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And I was like, sweet. Yeah.
25:34
And at this point, nothing. Actually, I was good.
25:37
Like I was my my stomach settled.
25:38
It was camouflaging. But it came out of nowhere.
25:42
I went strapped the child pose and I went like a it was like a
25:48
wet fart. It was disgusting.
25:53
So boom, wait, how loud are we talking?
25:54
Like Barry, like that's loud, but.
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This is this is the most embarrassing part.
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The class was at its most silent when it happened.
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All you hear is this. Was it was it clear that it was
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you? Like, could it have been someone
26:09
else? The one man.
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OK so this is the thing. So on my right hand side, was
26:16
this like middle-aged? Bro this is mid 30 embarrassment
26:21
for. 30, maybe 40 year old lady, you know, And then it was a
26:26
whole class. So this is probably like, I want
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to say like 30 people in the room at the same time, right?
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And it was the most silent moment of the class out of all
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moments, bro. Of course, bro.
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This is about of course, right? And no joke, it just goes wait.
26:45
And you know the thing? I just acted like, oh, just
26:48
clicked my back. But it's the, it's the yeah.
26:53
Oh. Yeah, yeah, that.
26:54
Was a good click. That was a buzzer.
26:56
Back and I did this like did the sneaky side out to that chick
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and I knew she was like just motherfucker just farted.
27:06
I was like, oh, right, and I knew everyone.
27:08
I mean, though, everybody went deeper, 10 centimetres deeper.
27:13
Oh, I'm currently sinking to this pose now.
27:16
I just remembered I was like, do I leave?
27:18
I was in this room and I was like do I leave this class?
27:20
Right now, do you laugh or do you just play off like nothing?
27:23
Right. And so literally three options.
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Do I leave? Do I play it off?
27:27
Or do I just accept that everyone just heard me?
27:29
Absolutely, yeah. Just vibrate the whole classroom
27:32
like the. Floor was shaking.
27:34
Break. Yeah.
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And I just got to the point I was like, oh, play it off.
27:38
That's all I did. I just played it off.
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Face. Yeah.
27:41
No, no. Who was that?
27:43
Yeah, sorry. It was something to me.
27:47
Yeah, so, and you know, what was crazy is when I did the slide
27:50
out to the to the girl and I saw her face, I didn't look the
27:53
other way. Hannah Angry?
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No. And she just looked at me and
27:56
she's like, my father just farted.
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She was so embarrassed. It.
28:03
Was like I walked in the class with this guy I have to walk out
28:06
with. It on the.
28:07
Pooh Pooh, I should have, I should have.
28:13
That's probably my shit. Oh, that's like honestly I
28:18
reckon it would be pretty common A.
28:19
Yeah, probably for. I feel like someone has told me
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he was a girl's fart in Pilates or yoga.
28:25
Yeah, probably. Because like, bro, my 1 is like
28:28
whenever I do ABS A at the gym, but like AB and squeezing and
28:31
it's just like, it's like I'm like, oh hellbro, please, no one
28:38
heard that. And then you look around,
28:39
everyone's got the headphones in and there's one person that
28:41
doesn't have the headphones in. You're like, did you just did
28:44
you just hear me, boy? Embarrassing moment as Oz when
28:49
you like, you just let one RIP at the gym because you can't
28:52
hold it, you know, just just hold it.
28:54
Just hold it and then yeah, just go and you're just the.
28:58
Worst as if it stinks bro. And you know, when it doesn't
29:01
make a noise, it does stink You like, yeah, that's when you know
29:05
it's a bad. Bro what's your like go to to
29:08
get a like if if you do fine and you have to try like get away
29:12
from it. But I just still act like I'm
29:13
going hard on my work. I'm like, yeah, you just.
29:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do whatever I gotta do.
29:17
Yeah, you try to walk away. After that, like just because.
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If I walk away, marinate. Yeah, people.
29:25
Great. That's true.
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I just, I just feel like people will know if it's you if you
29:28
walk away. Yeah, I'm just like as you said.
29:31
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, accept it.
29:34
Yeah, that's but when you're when it's bad and you're just
29:37
thinking I have to accept my the consequences.
29:40
I've made my bed. Aw man.
29:44
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