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Why Game 4 was TERRIBLE, Knicks RUINING their reputation, "Nerd Sesh" hosts GET KICKED OFF THE SHOW · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: If you're one of these fools who thinks this is
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  Speaker 1: the best NBA Finals ever, give us twenty minutes. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna see why it's the worst.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of worst producer, hit a button, I'm gonna hit
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  Speaker 1: number one rated Polly in Tony Fosco show, Yo Yo Yo.
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  Speaker 1: As always, Polly fools go here with Tony Fosco and
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  Speaker 1: Tony Yo, huge and very important show today. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's our job to clear up all the misinformation out
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  Speaker 1: there in the media about this NBA Finals and show
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  Speaker 1: you why the Knicks are an embarrassment to themselves and
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  Speaker 1: the entire city of New York. Just like our producer
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  Speaker 1: back there is an embarrassment to the show. Look at them,
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  Speaker 1: showed it up again in that stupid Knicks hat.
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  Speaker 3: One game away from a title.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're one pull it away from dead. Yeah
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  Speaker 4: you already won a title. Biggest douchebag, Yeah, shut up,
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  Speaker 4: shut out.
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  Speaker 1: On a more positive note, you know we're known in
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  Speaker 1: the business, you know for helping out the little people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, with big successes, you know, but we don't
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  Speaker 1: forget that we have to start somewhere, even though we
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  Speaker 1: did start with five hundred thousand viewers. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: but today we're going to have on two young bucks.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna give them a chance to get exposure to
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  Speaker 1: our millions of viewers. They have a little show, you know,
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  Speaker 1: trying to do it. It's it's called nerd Sesh, which
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  Speaker 1: is obviously a terrible title and shows how little they
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  Speaker 1: know about making content. But you know, we've been hearing
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  Speaker 1: these kids say that this is the most incredible finals ever. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's our job to give them a little education,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: You know, kids just say that Dawn this things.
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  Speaker 1: They do, they and and you know, talking about education, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: it seems we need to teach you out there. You
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  Speaker 1: know you're listening to this. You know, people think you
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  Speaker 1: turn on a show, you just sit there and listen
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  Speaker 1: probably not, because they're lazy anyway, enough with that. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get right into a top story story. All right, First
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  Speaker 1: out the gate. You know, everyone's in a hubbub over
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  Speaker 1: this next Game four win, saying this was a great game, historic.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: I thought the game was absolutely terrible, didn't your.
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  Speaker 4: Tony one hundred percent? It was borderline unwatchable. What do
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  Speaker 4: we all know makes for terrible sports viewing?
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  Speaker 1: Blow out?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 4: Game four had not just one, but two blowouts. The
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  Speaker 4: first half was a blowout by the Spurs and the
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  Speaker 4: second half.
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  Speaker 2: Was a blowout by the Knicks.
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  Speaker 4: It was only close for like a couple of seconds
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  Speaker 4: there at the end.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise it was a snooze fest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't agree more, DONI. And you know people complaining
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  Speaker 1: about how the Knicks fans were beating up the Spurs fans,
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  Speaker 1: you know, throwing eggs at Victor win Bean Yama's head,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Frankly, that's the action I want to say, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when you look at what's going on inside the arena,
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  Speaker 1: well that's just a bunch of long raide shooting and
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  Speaker 1: no contact basketball. Outside the arena, you got contact, you
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  Speaker 1: got fighting, you know, bludgeoning, you got long rage shooting
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  Speaker 1: of eggs of eggs. Yeah, that's what the NBA used
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  Speaker 1: to be about.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: You know that's such a great point.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, if I was ABC, I would be
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  Speaker 4: doing one of those picture in picture boxes and in
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  Speaker 4: the small box the game, but in the big box,
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  Speaker 4: the Knicks fans trying to kill Spurs fans outside the arena.
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  Speaker 2: That's the real action. You know.
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  Speaker 4: It's a little known fact, but in the nineteen ninety
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  Speaker 4: four Rockets Knicks NBA Finals, the NBA was so concerned
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  Speaker 4: about having a boring team like the Rockets in the
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  Speaker 4: finals that I heard NBC ordered Oj Simpson, who is
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  Speaker 4: an employee of the network, to go kill people and
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  Speaker 4: run from the law in order to boost the ratings.
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  Speaker 4: And you know Oj wanted to be a good employee
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  Speaker 4: and make his bosses happy.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, I've heard that though many times.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I can't stand about this current next
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  Speaker 1: team versus the old one. This game is totally ruining
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  Speaker 1: the reputation of the Knicks. You know, the Knicks used
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  Speaker 1: to be respected for having players who are violent, murderous
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  Speaker 1: and you know should probably be incarcerated. I mean, Todyan
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  Speaker 1: when you'll say greatest Knicks player of all time, you
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  Speaker 1: think of one person, Charles's.
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  Speaker 2: Colaus.
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  Speaker 4: Just look at his stats. There's nobody better put up
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  Speaker 4: that graphic. Here's Charles Oakley's career numbers. Rebounds seven two
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  Speaker 4: hundred and ninety one. That's third all time in franchise history. Yep,
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  Speaker 4: technical fouls one ninety five, that's top ten all time.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Opponent's bones broken in NBA record four hundred and sixty two. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: eyes gouged ninety three. Your testicles smashed three hundred and
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  Speaker 4: forty six. And mind you, that's only since they started
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  Speaker 4: keeping track of that stat in ninety two. And of
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  Speaker 4: course the most importance that attempted murders. He has nineteen,
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  Speaker 4: which puts him in second place behind Bill Lambier.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, can't I'll use those stats, Tony. And
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  Speaker 1: you know, talking about the Knick's reputation, the New York reputation,
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  Speaker 1: how ridiculous is it that of all the city's to
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  Speaker 1: be complaining about violence outside the arena, it's New York.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, New York is known for two things, Broadway
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  Speaker 1: shows and murder and murder. Personally, I think the Knicks,
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  Speaker 1: I think all NBA teams should be encouraging their fans
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  Speaker 1: to beat up the other teams fans, don't.
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  Speaker 2: You, Tony.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, what's the point of having home court advantage
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  Speaker 4: if your fans aren't allowed to.
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  Speaker 2: Threaten and assault the other fans.
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  Speaker 4: You know, if you don't do that, other fans are
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  Speaker 4: gonna want to come to the games, and even worse,
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  Speaker 4: they're gonna want to bring their families to the game.
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  Speaker 2: That would be terrible, terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, when you look at it, what's
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  Speaker 1: the most important thing a sports organization has to have?
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  Speaker 4: The intimidationation fact. Of course, look at what happened to
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  Speaker 4: the Pistons. The moment their fans were no longer allowed
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  Speaker 4: to come on the court and punch opposing players, they
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  Speaker 4: stopped winning championships. And you know, look at the Raiders
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  Speaker 4: back in the eighties. Their fans used to actually murder
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  Speaker 4: other fans in the parking lot. But now Raiders fans
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  Speaker 4: are going to these games in Las Vegas and having
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  Speaker 4: a good time with their families and going back home
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  Speaker 4: without anyone stabbing anyone. It's terrible to see the decline
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  Speaker 4: of that organization.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. And you know, you talk about decline of an organization.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we used to respect the Knicks because they
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  Speaker 1: had actual criminals on that team. But you know those
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  Speaker 1: were violent criminals. You know that doesn't mean they aren't criminals.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, there isn't crime happening, because, as we told
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  Speaker 1: you last week, this team is a criminal organization. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they've been saying they built a championship roster. Well, as
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  Speaker 1: we've reminded you several times, the Knicks didn't build anything.
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  Speaker 1: They simply copied that roster from our home team here, Villanova,
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  Speaker 1: and just went out and got Brunson hot Bridges. And
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  Speaker 1: now you know, some people are saying, well, that's not
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  Speaker 1: a crime. I think it clearly is, don't you, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Of course it is.
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  Speaker 4: You've heard of play jarism, Well, this is player jurism.
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  Speaker 4: You can't just copy another team's entire roster and claim it.
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  Speaker 2: As your own.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, can you imagine if there was an NFL
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  Speaker 4: team that just copied the entire roster of a college
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  Speaker 4: football team. People would be saying that shouldn't be allowed either,
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  Speaker 4: because it's criminal to just steal.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want talk talking about? A criminal?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a serial interrupt what you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, what you do realize the Eagles have been doing
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  Speaker 3: exactly what you said. Like of the Eagles roster is
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  Speaker 3: just players from the University of Georgia. So aren't they
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  Speaker 3: just copying you.
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  Speaker 1: Know who I'm going to copy Al Bundy. I think
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  Speaker 1: you mean Ted Bundy.
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  Speaker 4: I think he means shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: what I'm now shut out? Yeah, exactly, quiet, Yeah, criminal.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to hear from you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, you know what crime? Talking about crime
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  Speaker 1: in this NBA Finals and all that, there's a crime
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  Speaker 1: going on with the refstarty, because you know, people say
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  Speaker 1: they're helping the Spurs, Well then how come the Knicks
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  Speaker 1: other ones winning all these games?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: In fact, you know, we into this because we know
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  Speaker 1: we're journalists and we take the time unlike the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the lazy media, and we found something very suspicious
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  Speaker 1: about these refs that we can't believe the media isn't
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You see the refs in these finals.
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  Speaker 1: If you go look, they've openly admitted how much they
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  Speaker 1: love criminal activity. And you can look this up yourself. Here,
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  Speaker 1: tell them what we found, Tony, Tell them about that website.
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  Speaker 4: We went to this website that lists the bios of
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  Speaker 4: NBA refs www bra dot net, and we looked up
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  Speaker 4: the bios of the refs in the NBA Finals and
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  Speaker 4: look at this. This is the bio of referee John Goebel.
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  Speaker 4: Scrolled down to the bottom and it shows his favorite movie,
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  Speaker 4: The Godfather, a movie which glorifies what criminal advoctivity exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Now go to the other ref Mark Davis, his favorite
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  Speaker 4: TV show, The Why, and what's.
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  Speaker 1: That all about?
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  Speaker 2: Criminal activity? Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: And now go to Curtis Blair.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, look at this. It says file not found.
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  Speaker 2: How convenient. Clearly they're trying to hide the truth.
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  Speaker 5: Here.
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  Speaker 1: They host a little show called nerd Sesh. They're trying
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  Speaker 1: to make it in the business. Now their names. I
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  Speaker 1: was told Logan Camden and Cosstin braber Briba. But now
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking on the screen and it says Corroson.
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  Speaker 2: Oh he couldn't spell his name.
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  Speaker 1: Do you are you unable to spell your own name?
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  Speaker 5: It's my mistake, guys, and it's a humiliating start.
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  Speaker 1: I blame our country's education system. And I got to
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  Speaker 1: ask you by boys. First of all, does your high
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  Speaker 1: school know that you're using their equipment to do this
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  Speaker 1: podcast and that you got a class right now to talk.
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  Speaker 5: To twenty four years old Polly, I'm a grown man
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  Speaker 5: just like you.
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  Speaker 2: Look lesson number one, don't interrupt the host.
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  Speaker 1: Look, we're giving you this opportunity. It's not nice to
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  Speaker 1: correct the host live on air.
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  Speaker 5: So far, you guys have gotten my name wrong. You've
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  Speaker 5: gotten my age wrong.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean we got your name wrong? It's
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  Speaker 2: crossing right there.
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  Speaker 1: They're cranky Tony because they had to stay up late
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  Speaker 1: past their bedtime watching that Daily Law.
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  Speaker 2: So now they're very rnery.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have to ask your parents for the permission
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  Speaker 1: to do that?
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  Speaker 2: You get to stay up late.
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  Speaker 5: I make my own bedtime and it can be whenever
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  Speaker 5: I want. Oh, you're such a bad at thirty pm.
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  Speaker 4: You see, here's the problem with kids these days. You know,
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  Speaker 4: when we were growing up, we would never this is Genese.
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  Speaker 4: We would never talk like we would never talk like
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  Speaker 4: this to adults.
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  Speaker 1: They want to talk basketball. Let's give him that time. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's start with you, Carroson. All right, I saw a
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  Speaker 1: tweet that you put out the other the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Because it seems like your other your friend here, Logan
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  Speaker 1: doesn't like the tweet. He's just a retweet, which is
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  Speaker 1: boring anyway, you said, uh, this is that we're watching
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  Speaker 1: a legendary series in the making. Are you watching the
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: same thing we are? Because from a basketball perspective, it's terrible, right, No,
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  Speaker 1: Sixers is that the problem? Well, that's that is one problem.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, Tody, tell them, what's the worst
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  Speaker 1: thing in sports?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, take out your pads and pencils and write this down. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask you a question.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so gen Z, I don't even have anything physical use.
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  Speaker 4: Oh just you know what, just listen with the tell them, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: what's the worst thing in sports?
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  Speaker 2: Blow out? Exactly?
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  Speaker 4: And in Game four we had to sit through not
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  Speaker 4: one but two blowouts. The Spurs blew out the Knicks,
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  Speaker 4: then the Knicks blew out the Spurs.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you think that was boring?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 5: Let me ask you this, Logan, say with me, what's
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  Speaker 5: the best thing in sports? Comebacks? And we just saw
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  Speaker 5: the greatest comeback?
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  Speaker 1: And finally, you guys are Logan kind of missisque that
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  Speaker 1: But okay.
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  Speaker 5: Well you're wrong, yeah, get wrong? Okay, how could I
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  Speaker 5: possibly be wrong? What's the greatest Super Bowl ever?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Let me guess twenty seventeen because the Eagles won. No,
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  Speaker 5: it's the twenty eight to.
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  Speaker 2: Three come back. So the greatest thing in sport? League.
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  Speaker 2: These kids, you know, they need to be reprimanded. There's
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  Speaker 2: no discipline in their life.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but you know you watch this game, it was
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  Speaker 1: just a lot of shooting. You don't remember because you're
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  Speaker 1: too young. You know, you're probably still inside your dad's nutsack.
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  Speaker 1: But you know basketball used to be about beating the
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  Speaker 1: other team, like literally beating that you're beating them.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, don't you think that's what we choke slams and
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  Speaker 8: guys dying on the court.
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  Speaker 2: That's when the game was real.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it after this interview, when I come
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  Speaker 1: to end, You're going to do it and do second
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  Speaker 1: a Knicks fan on a Spurs fan. In fact, that
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  Speaker 1: leads to this next subject I want to bring up. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: these Knicks fans there beating up people outside the stadium right,
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  Speaker 1: people are complaining about this. I think this is great.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think that's what home court advantage is all about?
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  Speaker 1: You know, if the fans can't beat up the other fans,
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  Speaker 1: what is it?
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  Speaker 2: What are we doing?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 8: They they were inspired from old fans at the Lincoln
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  Speaker 8: you know. I mean, you guys started all this back
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  Speaker 8: in the day, so I'm sure you.
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  Speaker 5: Lost the most Philly take.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sure you guys have kicked all kinds of cowboys
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  Speaker 8: fans ass outside of Philly Stadium.
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  Speaker 4: You should just beat Cowboys fans anywhere you see them.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, can we keep talking about this next team? You
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  Speaker 1: keep trying to pull the shirt. You guys don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to make content. You got to stay on the subject. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So here, look, you know that's the new generation. That's yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: seven second attention span right. In fact, I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you guys checked out of this a few minutes ago.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's your generation. Yeah, well you know I've
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  Speaker 1: been on my phone with the booker of the show
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: trying to get better guests. Okay, anyway, don't you think
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: it's unfair what's going on with with Jalen Brunson. You know, people,
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  Speaker 1: this guy is so great. His dad is a coach
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  Speaker 1: on the team. You know. Don't you see this in
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: your little league games? You know that you're playing when
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: a kid gets more playing time than you do because
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  Speaker 1: his dad's a coach.
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  Speaker 8: Don't you experience that. I've been bitching about this all
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  Speaker 8: year long. My coach benched me because his son plays
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  Speaker 8: starting pitcher. What kind of bull is that guy?
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  Speaker 5: So this happened to your pushback here, Paulie? If I
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  Speaker 5: may would be when you've got a guy who's been
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  Speaker 5: arguably the best clutch player in basketball and is the
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  Speaker 5: offensive engine for the team that's been the best offense
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  Speaker 5: in the playoffs and they're one game away from winning
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  Speaker 5: the title. Don't you think that maybe it's not nepotism
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  Speaker 5: and maybe the guy's just really good.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's nepotism, No, yeah, because he gets the extra
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  Speaker 4: playing time, now gets explaining time, because he gets the
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  Speaker 4: most points.
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  Speaker 1: You're only fourteen years old, so you don't understand what
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  Speaker 1: life experience is like like we do. See, the more
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: experience you have, the better you'll get.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, real world experience.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you think that they've been asking the Brunson
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: family has been asking the refs to hit Karl Anthony
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  Speaker 5: Towns with some of these ticky tack foul calls to
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  Speaker 5: get him out of the game so Brunson gets all
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  Speaker 5: the credit. I mean, not to put any ideas in
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  Speaker 5: your guys heads. I'm just curious if you think there's
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  Speaker 5: anything to that.
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  Speaker 1: That made total sense to me. I know, you know, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: that was good analysis by you. I feel like this
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  Speaker 1: is all designed by the Brunson family to try and
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  Speaker 1: erase the memory of Rick Brunson, who is terrible. Yep, yeah,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: not a great player, No, not good at all. You know,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you know he is Semen, though, I mean is a
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: little better, right, he.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Does have good Semen.
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  Speaker 5: You're super focused on Semen today, PAULI almost every segment, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know again, because I'm looking at you, guys, and I
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: keep thinking about it because you look like Semen. I
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: mean you're fresh out of the womb there, you know.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Look at the guy on the left. He is not
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  Speaker 1: even saying anything. I think he's still learning how to speak.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: We're hitting on all the great stuff. The guy Semen
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: fifteen year old. Very imature. Immature, guys, very immature. I'm
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: gonna have to have a word with your parents after
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: this shit, your principal, do do you do you talk
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: to your parents like that? Do you talk to him
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: like that? You know when you're try and ask them
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: to stay up late to watch the games? No, I asked,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: very politely.
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  Speaker 5: Once again, I'm gonna have to say, guys twenty four
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: years old may have the youthful beauty that makes you
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: think even younger. Oh, how does he keep his skin
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: so so vibrant?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Gain, let's test me. You know, you guys, you do
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: all this this basketball stuff on your TikTok. That's kind
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: of cute, you know where you show you know, you know,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you a little compliment he had
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: just to help you, because I can tell you the
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: guy on the left is very upset again, not talking
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: too much. I think he's crying. I'm on the verge
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: of crying. Yeah, I know I can tell. All right. Anyway, look,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, and we're going to test
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: your knowledge. Who's the greatest nick statistically of all time? Logan?
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  Speaker 8: Now, this is some sort of mind puzzle I have
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: to think through. This is like a fo chess kind
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: of question. It's not going to be.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: He's talking about chess. No wonder nerd session. You know,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: we should have a producer. Producer should be producing your show.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: You should have a nerd like Actually, he's actually the
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: smartest guy you guys have ever had.
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  Speaker 2: On this show.
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  Speaker 4: You can't even the smartest nick, the best nick.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: You can't even into the best name.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stop trying to deflect the best nick ever.
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  Speaker 5: The best nick ever is Clyde Fraser or long wrong.
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  Speaker 1: See, you don't know stats because if you look at
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: the stats, Tony, say it with me. The best Nick
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: ever is clearly Charles. Oh tell listen to these stats.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: But listen. Can you just listen? Stop with the yah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: From a statistical perspective, Hey, we're gonna teach you something.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: There's nobody better statistically than Charles Oakley. Look at his
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: career stats. Rebounds seven thousand, two hundred and ninety one.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: That's third all time in franchise history. Technical fouls one
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  Speaker 4: ninety five, that's top ten. Now we get to this
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: opponent's bones broken in NBA record for sixty two.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't know that eyes gouged.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Ninety three testicle smash three hundred and forty six, and
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: they had that's only since they started keeping track of
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  Speaker 4: the stat.
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  Speaker 2: In ninety two. So the most important.
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  Speaker 4: Stat nineteen attempted murders, which puts him second all time
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  Speaker 4: behind Bill Lambia.
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  Speaker 1: That's why he's the greatest Nick of all. Don't you
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: now see?
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  Speaker 2: Now did you write any of that down?
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, I didn't write it down, Tony. You're saying blown
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: violent men. You guys have a lot to unpack. I know,
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: your generation, the Greatest generation, as they called it, You
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: got you know, even therapy and emotional vulnerability. You've got
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: some real stuff to figure out.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: You know what, I care about shooting.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: You don't care about comebacks.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: You don't care about score.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: You need to apologize right now for your behavior, and
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: the apologize because if you don't apologize right now, guess
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: what I'm not only I'm not only calling your parents.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'm calling the principle of your.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: High school right now, and we're gonna have your podcast
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: canceled by the principle.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: You go ahead. I don't have a principle.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I don't see that for anything.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: All you guys have principal principle on the show. On
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: the show, brat.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: You show.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Time for.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: The line, hang up the phone.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: You know, these gen Z kids, they're just so disrespectful.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: You know we're gonna have a host parent conference after
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: this to talk to their parents.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: We gotta do that. But first we got something to do.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: We got to wrap the show first. Don't forget to
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: visit the merch store where we got this emerge?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Supposed to still going the nerd
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: set produce it?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: J what directions?
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: You seem to think it's good that the NCAA basically
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: let Brendan Sores be off the hook for betting on
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: his own games.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, always bet on yourself, bro.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Yep, good for him, that's what they say.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's bad. I mean it's corrupt. It could
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: cause the collapse of the entire sport of college football.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Oh well, you know what's gonna collapse? Your apotment building
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: after I blow it up.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: And you're gonna be sore as be after I beat
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: you with my baseball bat.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Oh what you said? This Nick Spurs series is unwatchable?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a bunch of shooting, bro.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: And no physicality.
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Have you checked the ratings. It's the most viewed finals
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: in years, so it's clearly watchable.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you know it's gonna be watchable when
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I live scream your murder.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what's the least viewed you're penish?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: What I think?
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: It's ridiculous for you to say that the Knicks should
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: promote violence by their fans.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Wimp.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's called home court advantage, bro.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Ye.
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  Speaker 3: Do you realize how much legal red tape that would
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: put the team in if they actively promoted violence, they
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: could be held liable.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, after the show, you're going to be
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: held underwater in your toilet.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what I wish was held your
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: dad's sperm before he put it in your mom.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Wasn't on this week, but held for next week. Just
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: just book Donty super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Falls
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: will be here. Wow. Don't you your rate and review
• 25:03
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• 25:07
  Speaker 1: all of them? The merchant Store, you do all that,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: get to work, and don'ty talk about work. Great job
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: by you, saying to you, Paulie, another Floors show. Yep,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: we'll see it people next week. See your