Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / THE DISCLAIMER: Another Week in '22

Transcript

THE DISCLAIMER: Another Week in '22 · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Raw Dog It.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodak here. Yeah, thanks, mate.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: So anyway, Keezy, I was watching old Mogey. Yeah. Stuffing
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: his face last night with his wedges. As he does. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: And I was fucking starving. Did he offer me a wedge, Keezy? No,
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: he did not, Keezy.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: He never offers anyone a wedge.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Have you noticed that about him?
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: I've also noticed you never offer anyone any food either,
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: and I don't offer anyone any food.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, look, I mean, I have in the past, but
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: you guys have said nah because you think I've got
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: some sort of oral herpes or something. But get this, man.
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: So you know how I get my little chicken nibbles?
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, from the old two-four there?
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the two-four. You can only get... You can get
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: two for $ 4 or four for $ 8.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: But one of them has to be a chicken drumstick
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: and one has.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: To be a wing. It has to be a wing, yeah.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: So I'm thinking to myself, I'm starving. And it doesn't matter.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: Whenever I go into that shop, there's always some sort
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: of drama. But this time there was no drama. And
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: I said, I just want one pair of chicken nibbles.
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: So they gave me the chicken nibbles and there was
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: no drama, Keezy. Right. And so I get there and
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting at the lights and I go to hole
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: into them because I was starving. They were fucking cold, Keezy.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: Who serves cold chicken nibbles?
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Did you eat them still?
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, because I was starving. Right. And then I was
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: getting massive stomach cramps all the way home. They were
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: freezing cold, Keezy.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Well, surely when you ordered them and they put them
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: on the counter, you would have felt them or got
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: a sense that they were cold.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean, I don't. I don't feel up
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: my food while it's sitting on the counter.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, right.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't touch my chicken while it's sitting there.
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: I wait till I start eating it.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: Well, I think, I know you're very angry about this,
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: and it sounds like it's the shop assistant's fault, right?
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: I actually think it's your fault for eating nothing but
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: wasabi peas all day. It's all you ate.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: Well, for a start, they weren't wasabi peas. They were
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: wasabi bean pods.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Way cooler.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: What even is that?
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: Like actual beans?
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they're like dehydrated pea pods.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: And that's all you ate?
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: Yesterday, yeah.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: Well, because.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: And then you come in all grumpy and they're getting
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: angry at Mogi.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: And then it was like, well, you know what it's like.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: You look at your fridge and there's food at home,
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: but there's just nothing I want to eat. You know
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Did you know that the average male
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: looks in his fridge 17 times a day? True story, that.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Look, I don't know whether or not that is the
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: exact fact, but I've heard that before and I agree
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: with it.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: 17 times a day. Yeah. They look in their fridge.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: And even though you know what's in the fridge.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: There's nothing, basically.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: Well, ingredients to make something.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: But I can't be bothered with that.
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you see, when you need to start throwing
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: ingredients together, that really fucking does my head in.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: That's like, you know, on Sunday. What's today? Tuesday. So
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: you know how yesterday I was a wee bit hungover?
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: You were? You were massively hungover, Keezy. I wasn't.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: I was totally fine. I sounded great on air.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: You were green. I was sharp. Snot was coming out
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: of your nose. Was it? And your moustache there, you
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: were wheezy.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Nah, I was sharp.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I got woozy just looking at you.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Well, anyway, on the Sunday night, because we started Sunday lunchtime,
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: and then by about 9 o'clock I was going home,
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: and my lovely fiancée was driving me home. We had
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: to stop at the supermarket on the way, and she said,
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: I'll pick up the groceries we've ordered at the counter.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: Can you go in and get a spring onion? I
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: forgot to get a spring onion. So I went in
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: and got a spring onion and then came out with
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: a spring onion and five packets of rations, like large packets.
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something. In fairness, actually, there's something about rations. Amazing. Well,
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: and they're quite absorby too.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: I haven't had one in so long. When you get
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: a nice soft one. And I had one while I
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: was at the RSA on Sunday. You know how the
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: old school bars have little packets of chips behind the counter?
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: For $ 2. Got one of them and just mowed through
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: it and now I love rations.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm just actually envisaging you once you got home.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: Just a massively steamed Keezy. Yeah. Snot coming out of
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: your nose. Why am I always snotty? I don't know.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: You tell me. And, you know, just dribbling at the
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: mouth and talking utter shit. Yeah. With like ration crumbs
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: all around your mouth.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: Ration crumbs?
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: And all through your mo. I mean, your fiancée must
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: have just been going hot.
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: What she does is go, you're annoying when you're drunk.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: And then- like establishes that early on that I'm annoying
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: when I'm drunk. And then I know I'm drunk and
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: I know that I'm annoying her. So I try really
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: hard not to annoy her. And apparently that's even more annoying.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: Cause I'm trying to be like, talk straight and like
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: have a normal conversation about something like our wedding coming up.
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. She's not buying it.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: She's going, whatever keys.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: You can tell that I have no, like no interest
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: in what I'm talking about.
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: There's nothing worse actually than, um, you know, men trying
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: to act sober when they're off their heads.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? In the past for me,
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: I used to try that with my wife. Right. You know,
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: and try and act all sober when I was off
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: my head.
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: How are you going?
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, babe.
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: G'day, darling. You're looking lovely. I tell you what, she's
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: been a busy old day, I tell you. Do you
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: want a tea or something like that? I've got dinner
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: on and stuff.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: Jase, it's breakfast time.
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit, is it? You better get another beerzy. Just
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: get another beerzy then, then, love.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: Actually, what was it like? I mean, I know you
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: don't drink that much anymore, but back when you were
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: in your, I don't know, your cheating days or, you know,
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: your boozing days.
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: Or my rooting days.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: Or your rooting days.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: Which all sort of coalesced, actually.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: They were all at the same time.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: What I've noticed in my friend group, and I think
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: it's purely coincidental, is that there's a group of us
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: boys and we always drink a lot of beers, but
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: none of our girlfriends ever drink.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: Well, they might have like one or two. Is that normal?
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it is actually. But I've often told
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: the story with my wife. I thought she was a
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: massive piss head. And it turned out, you know, that
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: wasn't the case.
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: How did you get that confused?
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, we'd share a couple of bottlies of
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: wine when we first started going out.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: And then I realized she was only having like half
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: a glass.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: And you were smashing the whole bottle.
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: And I was smashing the other bottle. One and three
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: quarter bottles.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, she's a pisser. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy.
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: But actually, no. Right, yeah. It was just me. The
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Now
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: that's good listening. And it's live. What are you listening
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: to there? Oh, me? Oh, sorry. I was listening to
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: the Radio Hauraki Big Show. Right. Four to seven weekdays. Yeah,
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: that's quite specific.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: And iHeartRadio.
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: What, oh? Cheers. Cheers. The Hauraki Big Show.
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: The one thing I'll give you kudos for here, Keezy,
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: is that, you know, you just, you man up with
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: your hangovers.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, thanks, mate.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: Generally speaking.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: You don't see me in the morning. We start work
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: in the afternoon.
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: I was an absolute, in fact, yesterday morning I went
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: and there was a young fella waiting outside as well.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: I ordered a pizza because there's a local pizza place
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: near me, which whenever I'm hungover, I go there. And
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: I arrive outside, and I've ordered online and paid for it,
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: and the pizza places are closed.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: And so they've taken my money, they've taken my order,
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: and they're closed. And there's a dude outside, and I'm
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: really hungover. And this guy just goes, hey, Keezy, you steamed.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: And I was.
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: Actually like, well, I'm not steamed. I'm very hungover. But
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: this isn't a normal thing. You might think it's normal.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: And every time I am actually hungover or steamed, I
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: seem to run into people giving me shit about being steamed.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean, you've got to sort of weigh
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: that up against the fact that you are generally steamed.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And what I've noticed from
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: you incrementally is that the periods of non-steamedness are getting
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: incrementally smaller and smaller until what you'll find, and I
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: think you're pretty much there now.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: I am, yeah.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: Is that you're pretty much steamed the entire time. What
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: they call it in the biz... his ears.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: What, like media?
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: In the media biz? Well, just in the piss head biz. Oh, yeah?
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: It's just topping up, mate. Oh, okay. So what you're
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: doing is you're like permanently pissed.
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: So you never go below half a tank?
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: That's right. Okay, I like that. And so you're just
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: forever topping up.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: And so you'll have, like you were saying the other night,
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: you had 18 beers, for example, right? Right. So you
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: had the 18 beers and you said you went to
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: bed about three or four and then you said You
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: slept for about four or five hours and got up
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: and cracked open another one. Yeah. And you said, you know,
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: I felt okay. But what the one that you're cracking
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: open for breakfast is doing is triggering the other 18
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: beers from the night before. So you're steamed again.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: Like waking them up sort of thing.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. It's like prodding it with a stick.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: Because I call it an up and go.
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: That morning one. Because I'll just crack that.
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Have a banana. And by banana, I mean sausage roll.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: And then sort of back into it. Yeah. Yeah. So
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: you never did that?
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, no, I absolutely did that. Exactly.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: And look now, you're a top radio DJ. I'm just
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: trying to do the same thing.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but I had an amazing constitution for it, Keezy, whereas,
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: you know, you're going to seed a little bit earlier
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: than I did. I mean, if you look at me now,
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: for example.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: At 41.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, look what great neck I'm in.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: I would say in many respects, our bodies are very similar,
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: though there's a 10-year difference.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: See, I wouldn't.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I mean, the only difference is, Keezy,
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: that you're obviously taller than me. I'll grant you that.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: More solid as well.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, solid. By solid, you mean fat. No, you mean fat.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: You see, I don't have much fat on me. Right.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: In fact, I've got no fat on me. Maybe a
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: bit of man boob. Well, that's pure fat. Well, but
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: you can only see my man boob side on. Like
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: if you look at me front on, I look stacked. Well, no,
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: hang on. Let me rephrase that. I look like packed.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: That's so much better. I've just clicked on something.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: You know how it's Tuesday today and you don't want
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: to do Turtleneck Tuesday?
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: And you're thinking of phasing it out.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, we should just do it in winter
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: because it's funny. I think it's because you don't like
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: your moves in the old Turtleneck.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I did get a fair amount of comment on my
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: moobs for that photo that you were steamed in just
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: of the Podaki show. But actually, that was misleading because
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: they looked like moobs. But what I'm saying is actually
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: it's muscle.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: It's a pictorial.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: It's a pictorial muscle. Like if you look at Arnie
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Schwarzenegger in a T-shirt, right?
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: Now. Now that he's like 70-something. Yeah, yeah.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: No, like in his prime.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, like in the Terminator days.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Terminator days. And he's wearing a tight T-shirt. He
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: looks like he's got moobs.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: No, he looks like he's got pecs.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: No, he looks like he's got moobs.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Wow. Righto.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: But to be fair, the only area I carry fat
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: are in my moobs.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: And in that peach.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: In the peach, yeah. My buttocks.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That dump truck you've got around there.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: No, I'm losing fat there.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sucking itself off. Well, what I mean by
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: that is like my ass, this is what, as you
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: get older.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: It's imploding.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's being absorbed by my body. Right. So
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: my ass is being absorbed.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: By my body. Actually, I heard an interesting thing where,
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: you know how when you're really, you start to, you know,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: your proper elderly, when you turn 80, 70, whatever, your body,
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: you start to lose weight.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Apparently it's quite good if you're relatively obese when you
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: hit like 70 because then you'll sort of start to
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: lose weight and then even out to be a regular
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: looking person. Whereas if you're in good nick, you'll turn
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: very skinny. You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Well, you see in your case, like by the time
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: you're 70 or 80, because you're going to be massive.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: I reckon you're going to be massive by the time
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: you're 40. That will probably happen to you in your
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: 70s and 80s, but you'll have massive skin flaps. Right.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: So I'll be in good shape.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: You know, like those people that are morbidly, morbidly, morbidly
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: obese and then they lose or they have a tummy
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: tuck or something like that.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, glad I'm not one of them.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Because your skin is going to be so stretched out. Yeah.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: It's just going to be like, you're going to be,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: it's like wearing an ill-fitting suit.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: So just how heavy do you think I'm going to be?
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: Well, how heavy are you now?
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: What do you reckon?
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, 110, 115 pounds. 86. 86. Well, what I can
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: say with absolute certainty is at least double that. Moobs.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Hey, we didn't do any jokes.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's true. Someone keeps sending me the same joke.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: I got sent a shocking one last night. It was...
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: A shocker.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Filthy?
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Filthy, racist, just horrendous.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I keep getting sent the same one about what's
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: better than eating a mandarin. You know that one?
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: I think so, but go on.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to say it.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I do.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: The classic, you know?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I've been sent that about 100 times. So just a
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: warning to everyone. Yeah, we've read that one about 50
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: times on this potty there.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Don't forget, send all those Keezy words in over the
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: weekend once you've got all five, and on Monday we'll
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: be calling someone with a vinyl, some BK vouchers, and
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: a mystery third item.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Which is basically something that we steal from the office.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it'll be an ACC hat.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Pretty sweet.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Why not?