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Mic Drop Comedy Plano _ Comedian Trixx(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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Speaker 1: All right, we're already going to Rippin' and Roarin'. This
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Speaker 1: is week seven of the podcast of.
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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm going to be doing Plano now. So this
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Speaker 2: is Plano's podcast. Welcome to Mic Drop Plano. Me and
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Speaker 2: the guest right now, Trix, have just been talking and
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Speaker 2: going off. So we're just going to continue what we
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Speaker 2: were saying. Uh, everyone here, here, it tricks your, your, your,
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Speaker 2: your first.
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Speaker 3: And foremost, shout out to you for the intro music. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I like it smooth. I found it on, uh, on,
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Speaker 2: it's like one of those copy, a copy for you music, uh,
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Speaker 2: off YouTube. And I was like, dude, I fucking like this.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Pretty, pretty, um, pretty good choice of music there, bro.
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Speaker 2: And you're, you're music, uh, uh, uh, enthusiast too, man.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I used to be, you know, I used
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Speaker 3: to be a DJ. So, I'm a big 80s. I
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Speaker 3: love 80s, love 90s. Yeah, my playlist is a very
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Speaker 3: unique playlist. There's music in there from artists that I
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Speaker 3: don't even know. Because I'm a sounds guy, right? Once
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Speaker 3: I hear a sound or a good vibe, then I'll
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Speaker 3: just download your music immediately. I don't need to know
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Speaker 3: nothing about it. I'll go down the wormhole. of what
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Speaker 3: you've done later, but I, my playlist is loaded with
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Speaker 3: artists that I don't even know, dude. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's fucking dope. And just like, and then, and then they, uh,
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Speaker 2: like I had a, I had a buddy who would do,
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Speaker 2: who would make like, uh, he would make CDs just like,
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Speaker 2: you know, he burned as soon as Napster came and
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Speaker 2: all that stuff. And like, but, uh, he would make CDs.
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Speaker 3: I haven't heard that in a while. For real.
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Speaker 2: He, uh, And he would make the dopest mixed CD mixtapes.
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Speaker 2: And they were just so eclectic of just like, I
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Speaker 2: don't even know either. I still have some of them on,
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Speaker 2: because you know after a while you can transfer it
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Speaker 2: to iTunes. And I still have some of those playlists.
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Speaker 2: They don't have any titles, because I don't know the
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Speaker 2: names of these songs, but they were just such a
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Speaker 2: good sound. So I totally agree with what you said
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Speaker 2: about a sounds guy. I didn't even think about that.
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Speaker 2: I've discovered so much dope. I'm plugging my phone in.
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Speaker 2: I've discovered, like, I'm a big Jamiroquai fan. Oh, okay, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Big Jamiroquai fan. But, you know, he was one of
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Speaker 3: those artists that I discovered, like, randomly, you know, because
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Speaker 3: I was at a friend's house. And he's playing Jamiroquai
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Speaker 3: in the background. I'm like, who's this black woman? This
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Speaker 3: black woman sounds amazing. And he's like, I'm going to
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Speaker 3: blow your mind right now. Not only is this not
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Speaker 3: a black woman, this is a white British man. And
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Speaker 3: I'm like, no, it's not. Bro, when you showed me what, like, JK,
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Speaker 3: who's the lead singer of Jamiroquai, looks like, I was like,
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Speaker 3: you have got to be kidding me, bro. Because that's
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Speaker 3: the same way I felt when you showed me who
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Speaker 3: Rick Astley was when I first, you know what I mean? Like,
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Speaker 3: when I heard Never Gonna Give You Up, and then
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Speaker 3: you showed me who was singing it, I was like.
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Speaker 3: You're like, no, no. No way, bro.
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Speaker 2: Or even UB40, or even....
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Speaker 3: You know what? It's crazy because I was a kid
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Speaker 3: when I, you know, obviously my dad used to play UB40.
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Speaker 3: But UB40 had a sound where I was like, okay,
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Speaker 3: this is not a Jamaican person doing reggae. I don't
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Speaker 3: know if it's a white person, but it doesn't, I
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Speaker 3: know it's not a Jamaican person. So when the reveal
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Speaker 3: of UB40 came about, I was kind of like, okay,
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Speaker 3: that makes sense.
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Speaker 2: I get it.
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Speaker 3: But Jamiroquai and Rick Astley, I was like, okay, this
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Speaker 3: can't happen anymore.
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Speaker 2: Kind of like, even also too, like, well, I mean,
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Speaker 2: the name gave it away, Snow, too. That was another
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Speaker 2: one that, like, you could definitely tell.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but being from Toronto, we know Snow. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Darren's a friend. So we just didn't know that he
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Speaker 3: could do reggae like that. That's funny.
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Speaker 2: That's interesting.
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Speaker 3: So, yeah, Snow was a, I could understand for the
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Speaker 3: rest of the world how Snow was like for the people,
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Speaker 3: but for us, we were like, Yeah, I just didn't
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Speaker 3: know Darren could do reggae like that. You know what
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Speaker 3: I mean? And if you know, like if you see Darren,
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Speaker 3: he looks like a nerdy white guy, but he's not.
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Speaker 3: He's a knucklehead and he'll punch your face in. But he's,
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Speaker 3: just when he started doing the reggae, black people, we
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Speaker 3: love when white guys are good at, you know what
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Speaker 3: I'm saying? Yeah. Our culture, something that's cultural with us.
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Speaker 3: So that's how Darren won over a lot of people, bro. Dude. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: There's this kid on Tik TOK who is a white dude,
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Speaker 2: this white kid. And he, he goes to this like
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Speaker 2: Jamaican lady, you know, and he starts to, he starts
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Speaker 2: to do all the slang and he starts to like
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Speaker 2: speak like, and, and this lady is so impressed.
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Speaker 3: Like, is he from Jamaica?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: He's from Jamaica, but he's like, but he talks like
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Speaker 2: he's regular, but then all of a sudden, like he'll
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Speaker 2: just switch it up and just go deep into it.
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Speaker 2: I got to send you this clip, but he like,
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Speaker 2: he fucking kills it. And she's, the mom is impressed,
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Speaker 2: you know? Interesting.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And he goes, he starts talking about, like, going down
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Speaker 2: to the store and getting certain items and objects and
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Speaker 2: stuff like that. And then they were just like, oh, my. Oh, wow.
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Speaker 3: They were like, yeah. I feel like I know the
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Speaker 3: white guy, too.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's so funny.
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Speaker 3: There's a white influencer who is from Ghana. So he has, like,
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Speaker 3: the accent that I do when I make a point
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Speaker 3: of my dad. He has the same accent. He's a
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Speaker 3: white kid. And when he speaks, it throws you off
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Speaker 3: because it's so precise because he's from Ghana. He was
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Speaker 3: born and raised there. I guess the white family was
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Speaker 3: there and he was just born and raised there. So
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Speaker 3: he knows all our lingo, bro. He could actually speak
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Speaker 3: it better than me. It's unreal. And I'm just kind
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Speaker 3: of like... Fuck.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's crazy. Oh, we were saying, too, before this,
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Speaker 2: we were talking about, you know, comics getting with girls
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Speaker 2: and then, like, basically moving to the girls' city and state.
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Speaker 3: I've lost quite a few friends that are like, yeah,
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Speaker 3: I'm moving to some buttfuck city.
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Speaker 2: Wisconsin.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm moving to Ohio. And I'm like, why? Why?
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Speaker 3: I met a girl and I'm like okay we don't
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Speaker 3: have to continue this story.
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Speaker 2: They always move somewhere cold too like fucking really cold I'm.
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Speaker 3: Like that girl must be a hell of a girl
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Speaker 3: bro because I'm telling you right now if I ever
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Speaker 3: come to you Carlos and I'm like yeah man I'm
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Speaker 3: leaving nice warm busy fun Vegas for Twin Falls Idaho
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Speaker 3: if you hear me say that it's a hell of
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Speaker 3: a chick bro hell of a chick.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, like you said, I got lucky, though, too, man, because, like,
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Speaker 2: my wife, she moved here. I was like, yeah, I
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Speaker 2: was like, I'm not, I can't go back there.
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Speaker 3: Carlos' wife's a cheat code. I'm letting everybody who's watching
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Speaker 3: this know. Carlos locked, I'm going to say locked out because,
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Speaker 3: you know, we don't get to dictate sometimes who we
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Speaker 3: fall in love with. But when I say this guy struggled,
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Speaker 3: not only is your wife a gamer.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Who we all look for.
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Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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Speaker 3: And she's good at video games, and she plays, like,
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Speaker 3: she's not a gamer, like, oh, I want to play
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Speaker 3: Nintendo Wii. No, she plays the big games.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Today is actually, you know, what's funny is after
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Speaker 2: I'm done with this podcast, that's what we already planned,
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Speaker 2: that we're doing about a six-hour just hangout, and we're
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Speaker 2: going to game.
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Speaker 3: You better get into Ark Raiders, my friend.
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Speaker 2: Dude, I am into Ark Raiders. Brother.
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Speaker 3: Dude. That is a game.
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Speaker 2: I have every blueprint right now except for the MK safety. Keeper, Augment.
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Speaker 2: I have everything else.
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Speaker 3: First of all, I hate you. You're fully more advanced
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Speaker 3: than I am. I tried playing with Irish J. I
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Speaker 3: saw him in my lobby. I tried to join his game,
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Speaker 3: but for some reason, there's a lot of glitches in
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Speaker 3: the game that I'm sure they're working off the bugs.
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Speaker 3: So I couldn't talk to him for some reason. My
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Speaker 3: microphone wasn't working, so he couldn't hear me. So we
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Speaker 3: never got to play. But yeah, Ark Raiders, anyone who's
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Speaker 3: watching this, then you love video games. Just put down
8:35
Speaker 3: the Call of Duty for a second. Yeah. And go
8:37
Speaker 3: play Ark Raiders. It's like this open world game where
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Speaker 3: other people can kill you and take your shit. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Or you can do the same to people if you
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Speaker 3: choose to. Some people are friendly. Some people are not.
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Speaker 3: And the concept of the game is you're up, you know,
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Speaker 3: Earth is all fucked up and you, you know, you
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Speaker 3: got to loot and get simple resources to build weapons
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Speaker 3: and stuff like that. It's a hell of a game.
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Speaker 2: Dude, we have to connect on it because I'm at
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Speaker 2: ease on all the PlayStation stuff.
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Speaker 3: Some of your gamers are back, dude.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's Charlie at ease. But it's like I
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Speaker 2: shorten it on the thing. Yeah, definitely. I'll send it
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Speaker 2: to you.
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Speaker 3: I'll definitely do it with you and your wife. I've
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Speaker 3: got to play.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because also, too, I have a ton of
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Speaker 2: double blueprints that I don't need. And I'm talking like
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Speaker 2: hard things to get, like the equalizer. Yeah, I got
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Speaker 2: real into it, man. I put at least 300. 350
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Speaker 2: hours in um oh wow.
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Speaker 3: Okay yeah you're yeah i'm definitely gonna holler at you
9:38
Speaker 3: you might have some stuff that i.
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Speaker 2: Need yeah and i i um i'm really i was
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Speaker 2: i'm really i just got done i was that's what
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Speaker 2: i was doing before this i was like yo i
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Speaker 2: gotta do the trials because i fuck with the trials
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Speaker 2: i don't know if you do those.
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Speaker 3: Oh you um right now i've messed with the progress
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Speaker 3: is obviously the missions yeah all the traders that have
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Speaker 3: missions for you and then I'm doing the progress stuff.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if I've done any of the trials,
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Speaker 3: but I've done all the miscellaneous stuff, too, like the
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Speaker 3: stuff that you need to kill 10 wasps or stuff
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Speaker 3: like that. I do those randomly. Absolutely. And now there's
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Speaker 3: new arcs. I don't know if you've seen the new update,
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Speaker 3: but now there's new arcs. Oh, yeah. As if the
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Speaker 3: old ones weren't enough.
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Speaker 2: Dude, it's so funny. We're geeking out right now on this,
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Speaker 2: but it's so much fun. There's a whole... I've been
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Speaker 2: making clips of my gameplay because it's been so fun
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Speaker 2: and funny. You've run into some funny people and have
10:32
Speaker 2: some good... Good times.
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Speaker 3: It's so cool. Ark Raiders is a reminder that our
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Speaker 3: world sucks.
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Speaker 2: That's also true.
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Speaker 3: And there are some really horrible people. Because if that
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Speaker 3: was the case for real on Earth, you're getting a glimpse,
10:50
Speaker 3: not even a glimpse, you're getting a full view of
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Speaker 3: how people are going to be and how you have
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Speaker 3: to be really careful because there are some really savage people.
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Speaker 2: Just some sneak fucks too, man. They'll be your friend
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Speaker 2: the whole game. When it's time to go back to Speranza,
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Speaker 2: they'll give you a headshot.
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Speaker 3: Take your shit.
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Speaker 2: That's the world we live in. I want to make
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Speaker 2: a shirt that says Speranza. That shit would be sick.
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Speaker 2: A black shirt with just the racing stripes of Speranza.
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Speaker 2: I made it.
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Speaker 3: It's all you comics out there. If you're not on
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Speaker 3: our creators, get on our creators, bro.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife likes that, and we also play– we
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Speaker 2: do play Call of Duty. And, oh, Little Nightmares. I
11:37
Speaker 2: used to play that, and they got a new– it's
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Speaker 2: like this– dude, the art of the game is dope.
11:46
Speaker 2: It's almost like a nightmare, of course, because Little Nightmares.
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Speaker 2: But there's part one, part two, and a part three.
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Speaker 2: I guess the whole creative team left, and so part
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Speaker 2: three is like not as good as the first two.
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Speaker 2: But they started this new one that just came out,
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Speaker 2: and it's called Re-Animal, and you can play it co-op.
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Speaker 2: And it's dope as fuck. Yeah, it's good, dude. If
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Speaker 2: you get it, it's only like $ 40. It's really cheap.
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Speaker 3: But I have to look into it.
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Speaker 2: Dude, definitely pick it up or buy it. I'll give
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Speaker 2: you your $ 40 back if you don't like it.
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Speaker 3: I'm getting a Carlos Rodriguez guarantee?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Sick.
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Speaker 2: It's fun. It's a puzzle game. It's like, you remember
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Speaker 2: that one that used to, I don't know if, it's
12:25
Speaker 2: an old game where it was called, what the fuck
12:28
Speaker 2: was it called? It was like a little shadow kid.
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Speaker 2: It was a little boy and he was like, it
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Speaker 2: was all black. It was only a black and white game.
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Speaker 2: I think Limbo. Was it called Limbo?
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Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Some shit like that. But anyways, the art direction is
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Speaker 2: dope and you'd like it. You'd be into that.
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Speaker 3: Okay. But yeah.
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Speaker 2: All right. Well, so the thing about this podcast is
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Speaker 2: we also have a trivia for you. And basically you're
12:51
Speaker 2: going up against all the other comics in the other
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Speaker 2: comedy clubs on this week. So it's.
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Speaker 3: Oh, wow. OK, so who am I up against? Do
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Speaker 3: I know any of them?
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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Battle of the King of the Week.
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Speaker 2: So I'm trying to think for week six in in
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Speaker 2: San Diego, you're going to be battling Lucy Love. I
13:10
Speaker 2: don't know if you met her. And I think I
13:13
Speaker 2: want to say maybe Shang.
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Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Shout out to my boy, Shang, dude.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Shout out to Shang, man. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So we're going to do these questions. Let me put
13:26
Speaker 2: the scoreboard up, get you all set up.
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Speaker 3: Coming to Plano. I've never done the Plano room, actually. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Since it's become Mic Drop. I was keeping it when
13:37
Speaker 3: it was the other club. But now that it is
13:44
Speaker 3: Mic Drop, I've never done it. So I'm looking forward
13:46
Speaker 3: to it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: I love Texas, bro. Dude, me too.
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Speaker 2: Me too, I do. I was in Dallas recently doing hyenas.
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Speaker 2: And it's really, I really like it. It's fucking nice.
13:57
Speaker 2: It's fucking nice.
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Speaker 3: You know what? People say Plano's bougie, but my Plano's cool, man. Yeah.
14:04
Speaker 3: Plano's cool.
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Speaker 2: It's funny because I took, so it was me and
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Speaker 2: Christina Mariani and Heather Keith. We were doing hyenas.
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Speaker 3: Shout out to Heather Keith.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. She's dope. And it was funny because she–
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Speaker 2: I was like, we should go check out where JFK
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Speaker 2: got assassinated. Have you ever been to the plaza?
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Speaker 3: Is that there?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Daily Plaza is in Dallas, yeah. So we went
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Speaker 2: down there, and it's funny because I'm like a conspiracy theorist,
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Speaker 2: and I was like, this is where they say he
14:33
Speaker 2: got shot or this is where it says.
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Speaker 3: Bro, I was in Memphis. Please don't come for me, people. Okay.
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Speaker 3: I did not know that was where Martin Luther King
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Speaker 3: got shot, got killed. The motel there?
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Speaker 2: The motel, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: We stumbled by it. No way. Just walking back from breakfast.
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Speaker 3: And I'm like, why does this place look familiar? But
14:54
Speaker 3: the way they did it, they turned it into a
14:56
Speaker 3: civil rights museum, but they left the museum as is.
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Speaker 3: And then even the two cars that were parked are
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Speaker 3: still there. What?
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Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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Speaker 3: So it looks like you're there.
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Speaker 2: Still in the time.
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Speaker 3: It's unreal. Unreal. And you could go in the room. Really?
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Speaker 3: Then he got killed. They turned the motel into a museum.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And then Brandon, was it Brandon Vessel? Shout out to
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Speaker 3: Brandon Vessel.
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Speaker 2: Brandon Vessel is fucking hilarious.
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Speaker 3: Oh my God. His joke about like, he went to
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Speaker 3: the civil rights museum and spent all day apologizing. So good, man.
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Speaker 2: Dude, Brandon Vessel is one. It's so funny because he's
15:38
Speaker 2: that comic. I remember we were talking about it one
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Speaker 2: time too. He goes, He's like, yeah. He goes, every
15:41
Speaker 2: time I'm somewhere, you just left. Or every time I'm
15:45
Speaker 2: going somewhere, you're about to get there. And I go, yeah, dude, same.
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Speaker 2: And I go, I always big up Brendan Vessel. He's fucking,
15:51
Speaker 2: he's a good dude.
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Speaker 3: I just worked with him at the new Laugh Factory
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Speaker 3: in Vegas. Oh, yeah. He's dope. He's such a cool cat.
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Speaker 2: Did they have the background yet?
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Speaker 3: When I did it, no. But when I did it,
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Speaker 3: I was told it was coming like the next week. Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: It's always... That's the story.
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Speaker 3: Of my life.
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Speaker 2: Last week, man, was cracking.
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Speaker 3: I like the room. I like the room.
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Speaker 2: No, the room's great.
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Speaker 3: It's fine. Yeah, the room's great.
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Speaker 2: Good vibe, good feel. No, I'm just saying, like, every
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Speaker 2: time I do a show or do a gig, it's
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Speaker 2: always like, man, you should have been here last week.
16:21
Speaker 2: It was fucking crazy. Or next week, we got it.
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Speaker 2: Next week, the soda machine will get here. And it's like, fuck, man.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 3: So I got to wait a year now to experience
16:32
Speaker 3: the full perks of the club? The full Monty? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: But no... So, what was I saying?
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Speaker 3: You were talking about when you went to JFK.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, no, I'm just a conspiracy theorist. And I
16:44
Speaker 2: was like, man, it was just... But you can go
16:47
Speaker 2: up to the book depository to where he shot out of.
16:50
Speaker 2: I did it before, but they didn't want to go
16:51
Speaker 2: up there and... But it's a shot that you're like, oh,
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Speaker 2: I can make this. You're hilarious.
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Speaker 3: You're hilarious. You went there not to look at history
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Speaker 3: but to see your sniper rifle skills?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, to see my tech. I've been playing a lot
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Speaker 2: of Ark Raiders, so I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good
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Speaker 2: with the scope.
17:14
Speaker 3: That's the problem with Ark Raiders, man. See how you're thinking? Yeah.
17:18
Speaker 2: And then I took them to where behind the grassy knoll,
17:21
Speaker 2: I go, this is where they say the other shooter
17:22
Speaker 2: was at. And then they were like, oh, really? I go, yeah.
17:25
Speaker 2: And then, you know, just, you know, I'm a big
17:27
Speaker 2: history buff. So it was interesting. And, you know, I
17:29
Speaker 2: do like Dallas. They got tons of good food. And
17:31
Speaker 2: it's just like.
17:32
Speaker 3: Oh, my God. The barbecue, dude. Barbecue is Texas barbecue
17:36
Speaker 3: is by far. You're not going to go wrong. And
17:40
Speaker 3: I've been fortunate enough to make friends with some people
17:42
Speaker 3: that have told me like where to go. And you'll
17:45
Speaker 3: get that one comment that's like, okay, if you want
17:47
Speaker 3: good barbecue, you got to go to the hood. Is
17:51
Speaker 3: that right? And then you go to just like, I
17:54
Speaker 3: remember someone took me to like, it would almost, it
17:57
Speaker 3: almost looked like country. It was away from the city.
18:00
Speaker 3: And it was, it was hood. It was like some
18:04
Speaker 3: black dude with a smoker. Yeah. thugs, a dude with do-rags.
18:10
Speaker 3: I was like, where did you take me? It was
18:14
Speaker 3: the best barbecue, bro. Was it?
18:16
Speaker 2: It was.
18:18
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
18:19
Speaker 2: Seasoned.
18:20
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, we got culinary chefs who happen to
18:23
Speaker 3: be thugs, which is awesome. Dude, the ribs, sausage links.
18:30
Speaker 3: I mean, they were. It was unreal, dude. And I
18:34
Speaker 3: was like... Put it on those Dixie plates.
18:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was going to say. The Dixie plates. Yeah,
18:40
Speaker 2: that had the little sections. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how
18:43
Speaker 2: you know.
18:44
Speaker 3: Looked super ghetto, but probably the best barbecue you've ever
18:47
Speaker 3: had in your life.
18:48
Speaker 2: Dude, there was this DVD way back in the day.
18:51
Speaker 2: It was called Hood to Hood. And it was just
18:54
Speaker 2: this camera crew of fools, and they just kept going
18:56
Speaker 2: from hood to hood. And they landed in, I want
19:00
Speaker 2: to say it was Memphis. or something like that, but
19:03
Speaker 2: they did. They went to the projects and got himself
19:05
Speaker 2: a plate of, and I was on Dixie, like a
19:07
Speaker 2: Dixie plate for plate. They go, let me see, let
19:09
Speaker 2: me see. He took the foil back, and it had steam,
19:12
Speaker 2: and it just looked hella good. He was like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
19:14
Speaker 3: That's how you do it, bro. That's how you do it, bro.
19:17
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not, trust me, I'm ignorant. I
19:23
Speaker 3: don't pick the hood to go to when I go
19:26
Speaker 3: to these cities first. So if I'm going for barbecue,
19:30
Speaker 3: you know that I love my barbecue. I'm willing to
19:32
Speaker 3: put my life at risk. Yeah. Because some of these
19:35
Speaker 3: places are scary, sketchy looking by culinary geniuses.
19:43
Speaker 2: They stick with it with the seasonings.
19:45
Speaker 3: Amen.
19:46
Speaker 2: It's a season of the sickness. Yeah.
19:48
Speaker 3: I don't mess.
19:50
Speaker 2: So here we go so all right so the uh
19:52
Speaker 2: the the questions are um they're gonna be random they're
19:54
Speaker 2: all over the place uh their history sports fucking entertainment
19:58
Speaker 2: yada yada yats is there anything to do with comedy
20:01
Speaker 2: um yeah actually some of them are there's i have
20:03
Speaker 2: one in here there's a comic one right now um
20:05
Speaker 2: okay okay so number one uh The Liberty Bell is
20:09
Speaker 2: located where?
20:11
Speaker 3: In Philadelphia. Boom.
20:13
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. One of those things that I would definitely
20:15
Speaker 2: go check. Oh, I did check it out, actually.
20:17
Speaker 3: That's pretty good for a Canadian, because.
20:18
Speaker 2: I'm... Yeah.
20:21
Speaker 3: I think I learned that on an episode of Fresh
20:23
Speaker 3: Prince of Bel-Air.
20:24
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. That's so funny.
20:27
Speaker 3: I'll take the win.
20:28
Speaker 2: You performed in Philly, though?
20:30
Speaker 3: I just did Philly, yeah.
20:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay. That's what I was going to say.
20:33
Speaker 2: I was like, that sounds like.
20:35
Speaker 3: Saw the Rocky statue and everything.
20:37
Speaker 2: Oh, dope, dope, dope. What was it? What was those
20:44
Speaker 2: dudes did? They did a prank on the Rocky thing.
20:46
Speaker 2: Did they put like a pumpkin on the head or something?
20:48
Speaker 2: They made, they did like this whole operation. Yeah, they
20:53
Speaker 2: put up this whole operation and they like even documented
20:57
Speaker 2: on how they made the head of the pumpkin big enough.
21:00
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was a pumpkin though. I
21:01
Speaker 2: can't remember what it was, but they had it. They
21:03
Speaker 2: had like, Do a stealth and get up there and climb.
21:07
Speaker 2: It's harder than we thought, guys. You're brave. Oh, you
21:10
Speaker 2: guys are brave.
21:11
Speaker 3: Oh, no. I ain't messing with Rocky. Hell no.
21:14
Speaker 2: Okay, so here's the entertainment. Here's kind of a deep
21:17
Speaker 2: cut movie entertainment. Saving Private Ryan lost Best Picture Oscar
21:22
Speaker 2: to what movie?
21:25
Speaker 3: Say that again?
21:26
Speaker 2: Saving Private Ryan, they lost the Best Picture Oscar to
21:30
Speaker 2: what movie? Because, I mean, I... Actually, this is a
21:34
Speaker 2: personal question because, like, I only know this guy.
21:36
Speaker 3: Eric and Beauty?
21:37
Speaker 2: No, no, no. They lost to Shakespeare in Love.
21:41
Speaker 3: Really?
21:42
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's such a fucking travesty.
21:44
Speaker 3: You know? I just took a guess because I don't
21:46
Speaker 3: really watch the Oscars like that. So, unless black movies
21:50
Speaker 3: are nominated, am I an asser? Like, I'm watching this
21:53
Speaker 3: year because I'm, like, rooting for Michael B. Jordan and
21:55
Speaker 3: I'm rooting for Sinners. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a, wow,
21:59
Speaker 3: Shakespeare in Love? Okay.
22:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such an unre-watchable flick to me. But yeah,
22:05
Speaker 2: Saving Private Ryan is so good, man.
22:08
Speaker 3: I heard it's good. I never saw it, though.
22:10
Speaker 2: You've never seen it?
22:11
Speaker 3: I'm not a horror movie guy.
22:13
Speaker 2: It holds up.
22:13
Speaker 3: I'm not a horror movie guy.
22:14
Speaker 2: It's one of the best. And then I watched 1917
22:17
Speaker 2: recently again, and I was like, these are really.
22:20
Speaker 3: Really good. Saving Private Ryan, is that Tom Hanks in there?
22:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg.
22:24
Speaker 3: Okay.
22:25
Speaker 2: Dude, I implore you to watch the first 20 minutes.
22:30
Speaker 2: Just give it the first 20 minutes and then turn
22:33
Speaker 2: it off if you can.
22:34
Speaker 3: I'm re-watching Interstellar right now.
22:36
Speaker 2: Dude, that's my favorite.
22:38
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I watched Interstellar when I was younger
22:42
Speaker 3: and wasn't really paying attention anymore. Do you understand? Because
22:47
Speaker 3: it's a really good movie when you know the premise
22:49
Speaker 3: and you know where the story is. It's a great movie. Actually,
22:53
Speaker 3: because I think Inception is my favorite Chris Nolan movie.
22:57
Speaker 2: Oh, that's an awesome movie, too. That's so good.
22:59
Speaker 3: But Interstellar, after a rewatch and understanding of the movie,
23:05
Speaker 3: it's up there.
23:05
Speaker 2: It's fucking great.
23:06
Speaker 3: It was a great movie.
23:08
Speaker 2: I'm rebuying all my physical media, and I bought Interstellar,
23:11
Speaker 2: and I found this like... 10 year gift pack and
23:16
Speaker 2: I bought it for 100 bucks. I was like, I
23:18
Speaker 2: need to, my wife bought me a signed script from
23:22
Speaker 2: Interstellar of Chris Nolan, Michael Caine, Matt Damon. She's awesome.
23:26
Speaker 2: She's fucking great.
23:28
Speaker 3: It's so unfair how Carlos has the best wife in
23:30
Speaker 3: the world.
23:30
Speaker 2: That's not even the best. The best thing she gave me,
23:33
Speaker 2: it's not even in here right now. I took it
23:34
Speaker 2: out because I didn't want to get damaged. She bought
23:36
Speaker 2: me because she knows I'm a big Call of Day
23:39
Speaker 2: Tombstone fan. She got me a– because I have that joke, too,
23:44
Speaker 2: that I talk about him in. And it's a picture
23:47
Speaker 2: of him, you know, I've got two guns, one for
23:49
Speaker 2: each of you. And I've got two guns, one for
23:52
Speaker 2: each of you.
23:53
Speaker 3: That's a pretty good voice.
23:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's signed.
23:55
Speaker 3: That's going to be good.
23:56
Speaker 2: It's signed by him, and it's signed with that quote.
23:59
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's fucking– I was like, where
24:00
Speaker 2: did you get this? And she was like, I can't
24:02
Speaker 2: tell you, but it's da-da-da-da. And I was like, that's awesome.
24:05
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry people, we're taking long during the trip.
24:08
Speaker 2: I know, I know. But that's what the questions are
24:09
Speaker 2: supposed to do. We're supposed to just fucking kick it
24:10
Speaker 2: and hang out. Because I didn't want the podcast to
24:13
Speaker 2: always be like just comics on comics talking sometimes. I
24:15
Speaker 2: was like, all right.
24:16
Speaker 3: Well, I'm learning. Well, I'm learning shit because I had
24:19
Speaker 3: no idea. Now you made me, you sold me on
24:23
Speaker 3: Saving Private Ryan.
24:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:25
Speaker 3: I won't watch that. Because I've always read good things.
24:28
Speaker 3: Just not a war movie guy.
24:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, just 20 minutes. You're like, whoa. Oh, but real quick,
24:32
Speaker 2: just one quick anecdote, too. No, to your point, too,
24:35
Speaker 2: about how good Interstellar is, that I didn't know, too,
24:38
Speaker 2: that I'd seen something different after I watched it. But
24:40
Speaker 2: I showed it to my wife and her daughter. And
24:44
Speaker 2: as I watched it with them, I started realizing, oh,
24:47
Speaker 2: this is not only about a movie that I got
24:49
Speaker 2: gravitated towards because of certain things that I did, but
24:51
Speaker 2: it's a father-daughter movie.
24:53
Speaker 3: There's a few storylines in there that are pretty... I just,
24:57
Speaker 3: after re-watching it, I have a different appreciation for it.
25:00
Speaker 2: Didn't get it. For sure. But the anecdote that I
25:02
Speaker 2: was going to say is I seen it at the theater,
25:04
Speaker 2: and it was one of those movies that it just
25:06
Speaker 2: kept sticking with me, and I kept just thinking about
25:07
Speaker 2: it more and more. And I was eating at this place.
25:11
Speaker 2: I was over hanging out in San Francisco, and we're
25:13
Speaker 2: in the Mission District, and it's this place called Foreign Cinema.
25:15
Speaker 2: And during the day, it's like this swanky cafe thing.
25:19
Speaker 2: We got in because someone knew the chef, and I
25:21
Speaker 2: was like, all right, cool. We're not supposed to be there,
25:23
Speaker 2: but we were there, that type of shit. And I'm
25:27
Speaker 2: just talking to my– Emily Van Dyke is a comedian,
25:32
Speaker 2: and she had her friend that we got through there.
25:34
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, I went and seen Interstellar yesterday.
25:36
Speaker 2: I was like, it's so good. I was like, I'm
25:38
Speaker 2: still thinking about things, and how did that work? And
25:40
Speaker 2: then it started, it's really putting together. And I go,
25:42
Speaker 2: I'm still thinking about this movie randomly. And I go,
25:44
Speaker 2: that's how I know the movie's good. And then the
25:46
Speaker 2: guy goes, you're just saying that, right? You're just saying that.
25:48
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why would I just be saying that?
25:50
Speaker 2: He was like, because he's right there. And I go, who?
25:53
Speaker 3: Who's right where?
25:54
Speaker 2: And he goes, the director. And I was like, where
25:57
Speaker 2: the fuck is the director? And he goes, he's sitting...
25:59
Speaker 2: He's sitting at the table next to us, but I
26:02
Speaker 2: didn't notice because he had a beard. Because I know
26:04
Speaker 2: what Christian Nolan looks like. And I was like, oh, shit.
26:06
Speaker 2: And I look at him, and he looks at me,
26:07
Speaker 2: and I'm just kind of like, you know, I didn't,
26:09
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not, and I just, I just
26:11
Speaker 2: nodded to him, and he nodded back. And I was like, okay,
26:12
Speaker 2: I'm not bothering you. And I was like, I'm sorry,
26:14
Speaker 2: I'll stop talking about it. But I was like, that's
26:17
Speaker 2: not what I was going to do. But it was it.
26:19
Speaker 2: I was crazy. That was my little Chris Nolan running moment. But, yeah,
26:23
Speaker 2: we're going all in.
26:23
Speaker 3: Okay.
26:24
Speaker 2: Oh, here's a comic question. Here's number three.
26:26
Speaker 3: Oh, oh.
26:26
Speaker 2: What was it? Yeah, question number three. Who was the
26:31
Speaker 2: first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden?
26:35
Speaker 3: Holy fuck. Was it Steve Martin?
26:41
Speaker 2: No, no, no. I'll give you one.
26:46
Speaker 3: Go, go.
26:46
Speaker 2: Try another one. Try another one. First comic to ever
26:49
Speaker 2: sell it all out. In between. I want to say
26:53
Speaker 2: they're in between that era. George Carlin. No, Andrew Dice Clay.
27:00
Speaker 3: He was the first?
27:01
Speaker 2: He was the first one to sell out.
27:03
Speaker 3: I know he sold it out, but he was the
27:04
Speaker 3: first one, really?
27:05
Speaker 2: The first one, yeah, to ever sell it out. That's
27:08
Speaker 2: a big claim to fame, yeah. This game.
27:14
Speaker 3: But I'm learning.
27:15
Speaker 2: You're learning. That's the great thing about this podcast.
27:18
Speaker 3: I did not know he was the first to sell out.
27:20
Speaker 3: That's unreal.
27:22
Speaker 2: Yeah. Question number four. Name an NFL team that hasn't
27:27
Speaker 2: won the Super Bowl. There's like eight, I think.
27:33
Speaker 3: Carolina Panthers.
27:36
Speaker 2: Yes, Carolina Panthers is on this list. Boom, you got it.
27:39
Speaker 2: So there we go. Who are the other seven? I
27:43
Speaker 2: wonder if there are seven. So it's Detroit Lions, the Bills,
27:48
Speaker 2: Vikings haven't won, Bengals haven't won, Atlanta Falcons haven't won,
27:53
Speaker 2: Carolina Panthers haven't won. Browns, Jaguars, Texans, Cardinals, oh shit, Titans,
28:02
Speaker 2: and Los Angeles Chargers. So that's what 12 teams have won.
28:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could have guessed the Bills too. I could
28:10
Speaker 3: have guessed the Bills. Detroit Lions is a shocker. I
28:13
Speaker 3: didn't know that. Wow, okay. That explains the real love
28:21
Speaker 3: that fan base has given them because they're so close.
28:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so close, and they're just so far, but
28:27
Speaker 2: it's like fucking hell. And then we got rid of Crosby.
28:30
Speaker 3: He's gone now. Bruh. Dude. I know he was a
28:34
Speaker 3: Raider fan. He was a Raider fan. Must be crying
28:36
Speaker 3: right now.
28:36
Speaker 2: I was upset, and then I go, you know what?
28:39
Speaker 2: I go, he wanted to get out of here, and
28:40
Speaker 2: he did it.
28:40
Speaker 3: To the Ravens?
28:42
Speaker 2: Yep. He did it in a sneak dick way, too,
28:44
Speaker 2: and that's what I don't like. I don't like that.
28:46
Speaker 3: They traded him. Didn't they trade him?
28:48
Speaker 2: They traded him, but from what it looks like, from
28:51
Speaker 2: what he did as I'm looking at it, he was
28:54
Speaker 2: playing chess and everyone was playing checkers. I get it.
28:56
Speaker 2: So he didn't say that he wanted to trade because
28:59
Speaker 2: he didn't want the fan base to get wrecked. And also, too,
29:01
Speaker 2: it's good.
29:01
Speaker 3: Kind of what Giannis is doing in Milwaukee. Yeah.
29:05
Speaker 2: I'll just go to the media and tell them that
29:08
Speaker 2: they're seeking a trade. And then people will be like, well,
29:11
Speaker 2: if you're thinking about it, we'd give you this. And
29:14
Speaker 2: now I'm hearing offers. And it's like, oh, well, that's
29:16
Speaker 2: what I would get for him? Well, okay, well, I
29:19
Speaker 2: kind of want this. If I don't get this, then
29:21
Speaker 2: I won't trade him. So he pushed them in a
29:24
Speaker 2: sneak dick way to get the talk started. When he
29:27
Speaker 2: could have just shut it all down and been like, yo,
29:29
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get traded. I want to stay here.
29:30
Speaker 3: He deserves to play for a contender. So I'm not mad.
29:34
Speaker 2: Some old bitch-ass, pussy-ass shit.
29:36
Speaker 3: That's the Raider fan. That's the Raider fan in you.
29:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do like what we got back for him.
29:41
Speaker 2: I do like that we got two first-round picks, and
29:45
Speaker 2: we got younger. We got a whole lot younger. Yeah,
29:47
Speaker 2: we got to be true, man. Yeah, they tried to
29:49
Speaker 2: extend his health because they shut him down for two
29:51
Speaker 2: weeks at the end of the season to extend his
29:56
Speaker 2: NFL career, but with that being said, he also extended
29:59
Speaker 2: the Raiders NFL, like, you know, because we just got
30:03
Speaker 2: a whole ton of younger, so much better.
30:05
Speaker 3: Sidetrack, how do you feel about DJ Moore going to
30:08
Speaker 3: the Bills, bro?
30:09
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's something. Well, they needed a receiver. They
30:11
Speaker 2: needed somebody.
30:12
Speaker 3: Unreal, right? Yeah. I didn't think the Bears would give
30:14
Speaker 3: him up after the year they had. Yeah.
30:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:18
Speaker 3: Right?
30:19
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on over there, but I guess,
30:20
Speaker 2: what's his name, the guy from, the coach now, he's,
30:24
Speaker 2: what's his name? Ben Johnson?
30:27
Speaker 3: Johnson, yeah, yeah. No, no. The Lions coach?
30:31
Speaker 2: No, he was the Lions OC, right? And then Ben Johnson,
30:34
Speaker 2: he went to Chicago.
30:35
Speaker 3: To be there. Ben Johnson is Bears.
30:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:38
Speaker 3: Dan Campbell is the head coach of Lions.
30:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. No, Ben Johnson used to be the OC
30:44
Speaker 2: of the Lions.
30:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:46
Speaker 2: Now he's Bears. But I was just saying, he's such
30:49
Speaker 2: a good OC. He's probably like, I can make, kind
30:51
Speaker 2: of like.
30:51
Speaker 3: A, He's a great coach. Look what he did in
30:53
Speaker 3: his first year.
30:54
Speaker 2: He's like, I can make another one. I can make
30:56
Speaker 2: another good receiver.
30:57
Speaker 3: A little sidetrack here. I think Stephon Diggs is having
31:01
Speaker 3: a horrible week. Horrible 2026, bro. How do you go?
31:08
Speaker 3: How do you go, bro, from being on the hottest team?
31:12
Speaker 3: You have one of the hottest girlfriends, right? You're smashing
31:16
Speaker 3: Cardi B. Yeah. And after one Super Bowl game, it's
31:21
Speaker 3: just all gone, bro. Gone. Gone.
31:25
Speaker 2: Lost Super Bowl. Lost Super Bowl. Lost the girl.
31:28
Speaker 3: After Super Bowl, you lost her.
31:29
Speaker 2: Might even lose the freedom because all of a sudden
31:31
Speaker 2: he's going to jail, they said maybe, or some shit.
31:33
Speaker 3: Jesus, what a turn of events. This poor guy.
31:37
Speaker 2: Like, why are you living my life? Like, what's going on?
31:39
Speaker 2: What the fuck's going on?
31:40
Speaker 3: This guy went from an NFL superstar to a comic.
31:43
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, real quick.
31:46
Speaker 1: Yes.
31:47
Speaker 3: Wow.
31:47
Speaker 2: All right. Question number five. Name two countries that are
31:53
Speaker 2: involved in the Louisiana Purchase. It's some U.S. history again.
31:58
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
31:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry about that.
31:59
Speaker 3: In the Louisiana Purchase? You say two countries?
32:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, two countries that were involved. The two countries that
32:05
Speaker 2: were involved for the Louisiana Purchase. We just gave you
32:08
Speaker 2: one because I said it's U.S. history.
32:11
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's U.S. history. So, well.
32:14
Speaker 2: What is the U.S., yeah.
32:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, America would be one.
32:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, who they buy Louisiana from, do you know? Because
32:22
Speaker 2: Louisiana used to be, like, it was a whole territory.
32:26
Speaker 2: It wasn't just the little state. When they first bought it,
32:30
Speaker 2: they cut it up. It went all the way up
32:31
Speaker 2: to Canada. Like, Louisiana was that big.
32:33
Speaker 3: Well, then I'll guess Canada, because I don't know.
32:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, but close, though. But it was, like, France. They
32:41
Speaker 2: bought it from France.
32:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And I was going to say Europe, but, like,
32:44
Speaker 3: which country?
32:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
32:47
Speaker 3: And you know what? I'm stupid because you should know
32:49
Speaker 3: that New Orleans has definitely some French fucking roots in there.
32:54
Speaker 2: It's the only city that has, yeah, the quarters and
32:57
Speaker 2: stuff like that and all that. So that's definitely.
32:59
Speaker 3: You've been to New Orleans? It looks like you're in
33:00
Speaker 3: old France. Yeah. It has a French feel to it. Mm-hmm.
33:04
Speaker 2: And that's what they bought, yeah. I'm with you. So, yeah, learning.
33:08
Speaker 2: We are learning, huh?
33:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, Canadian kid, bro. Never went to American school, huh?
33:12
Speaker 3: These are all American questions.
33:14
Speaker 2: I know. I'm sorry about that.
33:15
Speaker 3: If it makes you feel better, I would suck at
33:17
Speaker 3: the Canadian questions, too.
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Speaker 2: Do as well.
33:20
Speaker 3: Whatever.
33:22
Speaker 2: Okay, question number six is, what does the RICO Act
33:26
Speaker 2: stand for?
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Speaker 3: Isn't that to do with, like, RICO? Isn't that to
33:30
Speaker 3: do with, like, trafficking and drugs and....
33:36
Speaker 2: They can use it in those instances because.
33:39
Speaker 3: Because Diddy's in a RICO case.
33:42
Speaker 2: That's all I know.
33:44
Speaker 3: And I've been paying attention to this shit. Yeah, isn't
33:49
Speaker 3: a RICO... Yeah, isn't like... I don't know. I don't
33:54
Speaker 3: watch enough Law & Order.
33:56
Speaker 2: Yeah. It stands for Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't have anything to do with any
34:04
Speaker 3: of that.
34:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So it's pretty much like when... Sounds like.
34:08
Speaker 3: A fancy way of saying comedy clubs.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, almost. You know, like, let's say that we're, like,
34:14
Speaker 2: me and you are drug dealers, so all we do
34:15
Speaker 2: is we just pull all of our money together and
34:19
Speaker 2: go buy more drugs, and we just keep doing that.
34:21
Speaker 2: So if you get arrested, and I definitely get arrested,
34:24
Speaker 2: and then On top of that, the thing about the
34:26
Speaker 2: RICO Act is there's no statute of limitations, by the way.
34:29
Speaker 3: All those hours watching The Wire, and I gain no knowledge.
34:33
Speaker 2: I go knowledge to any of that. Yeah.
34:37
Speaker 3: I suck at this game. I'm down 4-2. This is bad. Oh, yeah.
34:40
Speaker 3: How many questions are there? Do I get a chance
34:42
Speaker 3: to finish? There's 10. Okay, so I can kind of
34:44
Speaker 3: finish 500?
34:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because the last question is Final Jeopardy, so
34:49
Speaker 2: you can wager points. So, number seven is... Question number seven.
34:55
Speaker 2: Who was the current host of Wheel of Fortune?
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Speaker 3: The current host?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the current. I didn't even know. I didn't know
35:04
Speaker 2: this until I had to look it up.
35:05
Speaker 3: I don't watch Wheel of Fortune. Listen, I only know
35:09
Speaker 3: one original host. And he's the only host I'll ever know.
35:13
Speaker 3: Ever since when he passed, I don't watch Wheel of Fortune. So,
35:17
Speaker 3: I do not know that. Unless it's... Unless it's still
35:21
Speaker 3: Pat Sajak, I do not know who the host of
35:23
Speaker 3: Blue La Fortune is.
35:24
Speaker 2: No, yeah, it's not Pat Sajak. It's Ryan Seacrest.
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Speaker 3: Is it?
35:29
Speaker 2: He took over from Pat Sajak. I didn't know that
35:32
Speaker 2: either because I was like.
35:32
Speaker 3: And you know what? I feel good not knowing that.
35:36
Speaker 2: I'm proud.
35:37
Speaker 3: I feel good that I don't know that shit.
35:39
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. All right, so question eight. Which state was
35:43
Speaker 2: the first to... Oh, this is going to be a fucking...
35:45
Speaker 2: You know what? I'm going to do a whole other question, actually.
35:49
Speaker 2: Let's do this.
35:50
Speaker 3: I'm learning shit, bro.
35:51
Speaker 2: Let's do this, because that's U.S. history. Fuck U.S. history
35:54
Speaker 2: on your part. I don't mind. What is the name
36:00
Speaker 2: of DMX's first album?
36:08
Speaker 3: It's Dark and Hell is Hot.
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Speaker 2: Boom, let's go. Fuck yeah.
36:12
Speaker 3: If I don't know hip-hop, just fucking... Bro. And that's
36:17
Speaker 3: one of my... And that's one of... the greatest hip-hop albums.
36:21
Speaker 2: That shit's so hard i played it.
36:22
Speaker 3: For my daughter so good.
36:24
Speaker 2: Deaf daughter man and she was like what is this
36:26
Speaker 2: because she shows me all of her new hip-hop that
36:28
Speaker 2: she listens to and i was like oh and you
36:30
Speaker 2: know she thinks i'm soft because i don't i don't
36:32
Speaker 2: really listen to music anymore i listen to you know
36:34
Speaker 2: probably i was like you don't even know what i
36:35
Speaker 2: listen to you don't even know what i like i
36:37
Speaker 2: go you want to hear i go this is i
36:38
Speaker 2: go brother lynch hung you ever heard of brother lynch
36:40
Speaker 2: hung and she was like no and i go all
36:43
Speaker 2: right i'll suck you off on dmx and she was
36:45
Speaker 2: like what is this i was like you ain't never
36:46
Speaker 2: heard damien i was like oh we started first.
36:49
Speaker 3: Of all and that was and that was the standout
36:52
Speaker 3: track too one of my favorite songs was like um
36:55
Speaker 3: i loved um stop being greedy i was one of
36:57
Speaker 3: my favorite because he was like doing two personalities in
36:59
Speaker 3: the song yeah that's what i knew this guy was
37:01
Speaker 3: just different dude damien even that concept of that record
37:04
Speaker 3: i'm like this guy's different you.
37:06
Speaker 2: Know what's funny is like he doesn't only does it
37:08
Speaker 2: one time he does it on three different tracks in
37:10
Speaker 2: that album like he plays god at one point Yeah,
37:13
Speaker 2: he plays God at one point, and then he plays,
37:15
Speaker 2: you know, the devil, too. There's Damon, and Damon was
37:19
Speaker 2: ready to meet him, and then there's Damon, and then
37:21
Speaker 2: the way he said, stop being greedy. And it's just like,
37:23
Speaker 2: what the hell?
37:24
Speaker 3: Dude, he's... Yeah, he's... We're not getting another DMX for
37:27
Speaker 3: a while. Yeah. He was a talent.
37:29
Speaker 2: He was so good, and then I was like... He
37:31
Speaker 2: was so good. I told her, I was like, he
37:33
Speaker 2: put out a second album in the same year, and.
37:35
Speaker 3: It's... Yeah, Blood of My Blood, Flesh of My Flesh.
37:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, Flesh of My Flesh. That shit was dope. I go,
37:40
Speaker 2: all that shit was good, man.
37:41
Speaker 3: Um.
37:42
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, it's funny because.
37:43
Speaker 3: Two number one albums in one year. Unreal. Two platinum
37:46
Speaker 3: albums in one year. Platinum albums. He was fucking killing it.
37:50
Speaker 2: It was funny because I was telling her about that.
37:53
Speaker 2: Because on these questions, I'll have hip-hop album names. People don't...
37:58
Speaker 2: One of them was, what's Tupac's first album title or name?
38:04
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even know that one.
38:05
Speaker 2: Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
38:06
Speaker 3: Yeah. But in my defense, I wasn't a big Tupac
38:11
Speaker 3: fan until, like, I was more biggie than Tupac. And
38:14
Speaker 3: I didn't hate Tupac. I loved Tupac more as an actor.
38:18
Speaker 3: But a lot of these guys that are, like, Tupac fans,
38:22
Speaker 3: only because when he passed, then all of a sudden
38:24
Speaker 3: they were Tupac fans. But there's a lot of, like,
38:28
Speaker 3: in terms of diehard Tupac from, like, the beginning, I
38:31
Speaker 3: would be lying if I said that I was.
38:33
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
38:34
Speaker 3: I learned to appreciate him afterwards. Mm-hmm. If I'm being honest.
38:37
Speaker 3: So I wouldn't know. I know All Eyes on Me,
38:40
Speaker 3: which is a phenomenal album. And Me Against the World.
38:43
Speaker 3: Those are the two albums that I know. And Machiavelli, obviously.
38:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was Tupacalypse Now was the first album.
38:49
Speaker 3: That's the first one?
38:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one with I Get Around and shit.
38:53
Speaker 3: Great song, by the way. Yeah. Can we do all
38:55
Speaker 3: hip-hop questions?
38:58
Speaker 2: Well, then the other one I had, I go, what's
38:59
Speaker 2: Outkast's first album name, title?
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Speaker 3: Oh, I can't even pronounce it. Yeah, because it's... I
39:06
Speaker 3: know that album. I just can't say it.
39:07
Speaker 2: You know who got it? Jenny got it. And I
39:10
Speaker 2: was like, that's crazy.
39:11
Speaker 3: Southern Playalistic something.
39:13
Speaker 2: Cadillac music.
39:13
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. And it's a classic. Yeah. Classic album.
39:19
Speaker 2: Dude, all that shit. I know, you know, I should
39:21
Speaker 2: do that. I should do more music in some of
39:24
Speaker 2: this stuff. Yeah. Actually, you know what? The next question is.
39:27
Speaker 3: A music question. I don't know shit about the Louisiana Exchange. Clearly.
39:33
Speaker 2: But you did get that, so I'm going to give
39:34
Speaker 2: you that point. The next question, too, is a music question,
39:38
Speaker 2: but since you have an eclectic version of.
39:41
Speaker 3: Let's tie it up here.
39:44
Speaker 2: Name the Eric Clapton song he wrote for his son
39:46
Speaker 2: that passed away.
39:49
Speaker 3: Oh, I know this song, too.
39:52
Speaker 2: If you could sing it, then I'll even give you
39:53
Speaker 2: the point.
39:54
Speaker 3: Um... Fuck. Is it Stairway to Heaven or something like that?
40:02
Speaker 2: No, Stairway to Heaven is... You're close, but it's... Stairway
40:06
Speaker 2: to Heaven is, I think... No, no.
40:08
Speaker 3: But Zalango's like, oh, fuck. I know the song. I just... Uh.
40:17
Speaker 3: That's that song, right? Yes.
40:18
Speaker 2: I just don't know the name.
40:22
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, shit. I don't know the name of the song.
40:27
Speaker 3: I know the song, though. It's a great song, too.
40:30
Speaker 2: Would you know my name if I saw you in heaven?
40:36
Speaker 3: I knew heaven. It's a freaking title.
40:39
Speaker 2: I give it to you. I give it to you.
40:40
Speaker 2: Fuck it.
40:40
Speaker 3: Yes. I knew the song. It's Tears in Heaven.
40:44
Speaker 2: Tears in Heaven.
40:45
Speaker 3: Tears in Heaven.
40:47
Speaker 2: That's Tears in Heaven. Come on, bro.
40:51
Speaker 3: Everybody knows the song he wrote for us. It's a
40:54
Speaker 3: beautiful fucking record.
40:55
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:57
Speaker 3: Yeah.
40:57
Speaker 2: So good. Okay, so here we go. Actually, this is
41:01
Speaker 2: week six. Actually, this is week six for Plano. I
41:03
Speaker 2: got to say that because I said week seven earlier,
41:05
Speaker 2: but this is week six.
41:06
Speaker 3: I got a lot wrong.
41:08
Speaker 2: All right, so here we go. Final Jeopardy. This is
41:11
Speaker 2: all the marbles.
41:13
Speaker 3: We draw the points.
41:15
Speaker 2: This is a sports question.
41:18
Speaker 3: Oh, God.
41:19
Speaker 2: And you got five points. You can wager them if
41:21
Speaker 2: you'd like.
41:22
Speaker 3: Is it a sport that I know? Can we start there?
41:26
Speaker 2: It's football.
41:26
Speaker 3: Okay.
41:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's football.
41:31
Speaker 3: In the spirit of competition, let's just wager all the points.
41:34
Speaker 2: Okay, fuck it. Let's run it.
41:36
Speaker 3: Bet big, win big.
41:38
Speaker 2: I'll even give you the team that it's from. Who
41:47
Speaker 2: was the first Latino NFL coach and quarterback to win
41:51
Speaker 2: two Super Bowls? Say it again. The first Latino duo,
41:58
Speaker 2: NFL head coach and QB, to win the Super Bowl
42:02
Speaker 2: not only once but twice.
42:05
Speaker 3: Why do I feel like there's a Rivera in there?
42:08
Speaker 2: It's a Raiders. I'll give you that hint.
42:12
Speaker 3: It's Raiders.
42:13
Speaker 2: The Raiders, yeah. The Raiders won two Super Bowls with
42:16
Speaker 2: a head coach that was a Latino and their quarterback
42:19
Speaker 2: was Latino as well, which is the only time that's
42:22
Speaker 2: ever happened.
42:22
Speaker 3: Carlos would give me this question.
42:26
Speaker 2: Well, I knew, hey, I'm rooting for sinners on the Oscars,
42:28
Speaker 2: so you got to stay on gate with the Latino.
42:32
Speaker 3: You know what? I'm going to get this wrong. I'm
42:34
Speaker 3: not going to get this right, but I'm glad you
42:36
Speaker 3: asked the question because I'd love to know the answer
42:38
Speaker 3: to that.
42:39
Speaker 2: It's Tom Flores and Jim Plunkett. They were the ones
42:42
Speaker 2: that won the.
42:44
Speaker 3: Would have never guessed that. Okay, now who's the quarterback?
42:46
Speaker 2: The quarterback, his name was Jim Plunkett, but he's Mexican.
42:49
Speaker 3: Jim Plunkett? Yeah. He's Latino?
42:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's Latino. He came from Boston.
42:52
Speaker 3: Jim Plunkett was Latino, and Flores is clearly Latino. Wow, really? Yeah.
42:59
Speaker 3: Did they win two together, or they only won one?
43:01
Speaker 2: They won both together. They won two together. The Raiders
43:04
Speaker 2: beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl, and they also
43:06
Speaker 2: beat the Washington Redskins in the Super Bowl. We also
43:11
Speaker 2: beat the Vikings in the Super Bowl once.
43:14
Speaker 3: As you all are watching, it's not good trivia.
43:19
Speaker 2: That's all right. That's all right, because you know what?
43:21
Speaker 2: You did a lot better than most comics have done
43:23
Speaker 2: on this before. So far, I've done at least, I think,
43:25
Speaker 2: almost 10 episodes.
43:27
Speaker 3: I'd like to thank you for the layup hip-hop question.
43:33
Speaker 3: So that I can at least be knowledgeable in something, bro. Jeez.
43:38
Speaker 2: This is so funny because you can tell comics are gamblers, man.
43:42
Speaker 2: We're high-risk, high-reward type of people because everybody is. risks
43:46
Speaker 2: everything at the end they're like fuck it let's go
43:49
Speaker 2: i'm like.
43:49
Speaker 3: Radius dude of course i mean yeah and but the
43:52
Speaker 3: thing is i'm glad i like that because i learned
43:55
Speaker 3: quite a few things today so if i ever if
43:58
Speaker 3: i ever have to do trivia again and somehow some
44:01
Speaker 3: of those questions mysteriously creep up again.
44:04
Speaker 2: Or even icebreakers for a conversation you know like did
44:07
Speaker 2: you guys know like i found this out yesterday that's
44:09
Speaker 2: fucking crazy i did not know it was a tim
44:11
Speaker 2: flores uh uh no uh um Tom, Tom Flores.
44:16
Speaker 3: Tom Flores and Jim Plunkett.
44:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
44:19
Speaker 3: First Latino head coach quarterback duo.
44:22
Speaker 2: You mixed two of the names together. You made it
44:23
Speaker 2: Tim because it's Tom and Jim. Hilarious. But yeah, right on,
44:28
Speaker 2: right on. Well, thank you for coming out. Also, too,
44:30
Speaker 2: plug your dates because I want the people to know
44:32
Speaker 2: where you're going to be at when you're going to
44:33
Speaker 2: be there.
44:33
Speaker 3: Oh, dude, I'm going to be at the Plano mic
44:38
Speaker 3: drop for the first time. I've never been there, which
44:40
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to. April 29th, man. It's a whole
44:44
Speaker 3: Texas run. And then I'm in Houston the next day.
44:46
Speaker 3: So I'm going to have a lot of Texas. I'm
44:49
Speaker 3: going to get fat. I'm going to be a lot
44:51
Speaker 3: of Texas barbecue. A lot of Texas barbecue, bro. Oh, absolutely. Yeah,
44:55
Speaker 3: come on out, man. Mic drop. Plano, April 29th. One
44:59
Speaker 3: night only. I know a buddy of mine who is
45:02
Speaker 3: an insurance broker. And anybody who's seen my page. I
45:05
Speaker 3: don't know if you've seen the clip where he asked
45:07
Speaker 3: me what would happen if you told Africans about how
45:12
Speaker 3: can you sell insurance to Africans? And I was like, well,
45:14
Speaker 3: just don't tell them how much money they're going to
45:15
Speaker 3: get because they'll kill their spouses. And it got like
45:19
Speaker 3: 2 million views. And he lives in Plano or Dallas,
45:24
Speaker 3: I should say. So he's bringing out a bunch of people.
45:26
Speaker 3: So I'm looking forward to it, man. April 29th. Dope.
45:29
Speaker 2: All right. Thanks for coming on, man. You have a
45:31
Speaker 2: good one.
45:32
Speaker 3: Thanks for teaching me things, Carlos. That was dope.