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New Stu Mobbin | Son of a Boy Dad #168 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Someone had to use the piano. I honest thought they
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  Speaker 5: brought the piano in for you. Francis.
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  Speaker 4: I have to saw that, and I thought, what are
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  Speaker 1: It would be cool plays a song piano.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't confront him. We consulted him and I had a
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  Speaker 4: He had no idea that I have been a part
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  Speaker 4: of this show for a bit, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is shocking because usually he's like a big listener.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 5: That makes me think he's probably catching up on the
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  Speaker 4: Deep in the library. And it was too bad for
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  Speaker 4: me because I was very much planning on pointing to
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  Speaker 4: my inclusion in this shows as a reason for his raise,
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  Speaker 4: not even a raise, just keeping me, keeping me here,
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  Speaker 4: keeping me on.
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  Speaker 1: A precipitous non fire, except.
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  Speaker 4: To point to a credit when he's not aware that
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  Speaker 4: you have it.
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  Speaker 1: The only way to negotiate is to be able to
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  Speaker 1: list things you do until he's like, all right, stop talking.
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  Speaker 1: And so you having this as one of your things
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  Speaker 1: about you have to spell it out. You have to
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  Speaker 1: spell it out in morse code.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you're aware of our show.
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  Speaker 1: Is dot dot dot dot dot dot dash. Yeah that'd
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  Speaker 1: be tough. Yeah, that's fucking to jokes. So what did
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  Speaker 1: Portnoy say?
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  Speaker 4: He almost didn't believe me, almost was ready to tell me,
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  Speaker 4: don't don't do.
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  Speaker 5: That it look at the shock in his eye when
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  Speaker 5: we both approached him. Mostly I feel like it was
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  Speaker 5: mostly coming from me being in the conversation as well.
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  Speaker 5: He was looking at you, He's like, hey, France, isn't.
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  Speaker 4: It I said? I said. I was like, we should
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  Speaker 4: talk to we should ask Dave this question. And SaaS
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  Speaker 4: was like, a.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why you're scared to talk to
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  Speaker 1: him again, Like you're locked in with your contract and uh.
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  Speaker 5: We're just two guys. We don't like to bash heads
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  Speaker 5: too often. You mean we like to We like to
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  Speaker 5: talk to each other like once every couple of years.
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  Speaker 1: Bashing head sounds like chimpanzees making out like that. You're
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  Speaker 1: fucking bat You're just fucking talking to each other. You
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  Speaker 1: signed your contract. It's fucking bare minimum. That's the two
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  Speaker 1: words on the contract.
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  Speaker 5: Truth, bare minimum. Yeah, signed, delivered. I went to the
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  Speaker 5: doctor today whole, first time in years.
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  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, that's pretty weak.
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  Speaker 5: What's weak about that?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm just trying to do to you
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  Speaker 4: what you do to me, which is that you start
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  Speaker 4: telling a story and then you immediately call it gay.
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  Speaker 5: All right, wait, well listen, this this was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So I gets actually went to the doctor before Francis
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  Speaker 1: I've been to the doctor, tell us about it.
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  Speaker 4: Expand on that, and then let's not circle back. So
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  Speaker 4: I went to the doctor.
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  Speaker 1: I checked in, doctor, why were they checking your asshole?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: For come, they checked every single part of my body.
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  Speaker 5: They didn't check my nuts though, which I was worried
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  Speaker 5: that they were gonna do. And then also I had
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  Speaker 5: to pee in a cup and I couldn't pee. And
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  Speaker 5: then I came out and I was like, guys, I
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  Speaker 5: came in hot. I was planning it out in the
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  Speaker 5: bathroom what I was gonna say, and I was gonna
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  Speaker 5: be like I I just like, haven't drank any water.
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  Speaker 5: I came in and I was just like, I can't go.
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  Speaker 5: That was the first thing that I said. When I
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  Speaker 5: can't go, that was nothing in me. And the guy
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  Speaker 5: was like, oh, there's water over there. And then I
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  Speaker 5: drank three big glasses of water and then went back
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  Speaker 5: into the bathroom and just still couldn't pee. And then
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  Speaker 5: and they were like, you can come back another time
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  Speaker 5: to pee, and I was like, that's never gonna happen.
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  Speaker 5: But I'd got all the blood work and stuff done.
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  Speaker 5: But so I walk in and there's two ladies sitting
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  Speaker 5: like behind the desk and then I'm like, hi, I'm here,
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  Speaker 5: I'm checking in for an appointment, and they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: talk to the to the person right here, and they
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  Speaker 5: point at this massive screen like probably bigger than that,
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  Speaker 5: and it's just a person on.
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  Speaker 4: Zoo, So that one's not very big.
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  Speaker 5: It is when you're in a doctor's appointment and it's
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  Speaker 5: it's just right there. So I had to stand next
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  Speaker 5: to the TV and talk to a lady over zoom,
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  Speaker 5: even though there was two people in person there. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: because dude, they've been a picture of it was.
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  Speaker 4: She the head honcho.
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  Speaker 5: Dude. It was just really weird and uncomfortable. Look at this.
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  Speaker 5: It was the doctor or like this was the secretary. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: they've been I had Is she Korean?
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  Speaker 4: Is? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I had to stand there and talk to her.
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  Speaker 4: That screen's not bigger than that one.
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  Speaker 5: While there was two people, well, there was two people
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  Speaker 5: in person there just doing nothing. They were just passing
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  Speaker 5: her off to the robot. Like telehealth telehealth is that
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  Speaker 5: what it is?
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  Speaker 4: Telehealth was when you would not even go in at all.
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  Speaker 4: It's bizarre to take a telehealth appointment from within the
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  Speaker 4: doctor's office.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I didn't that wasn't where my whole appointment was.
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  Speaker 4: It's like going to the airport to play like a
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  Speaker 4: flight simulator.
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  Speaker 5: That wasn't the I didn't do the whole appointment. That
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  Speaker 5: would be crazy.
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  Speaker 1: A disc tray just like shoots out for you to
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  Speaker 1: put your balls on.
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  Speaker 8: Cough.
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  Speaker 5: Is that that was a real thing?
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  Speaker 4: Telehealth? Yeah, that's what happened in COVID. Everything was telehealth.
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  Speaker 4: You were having like doctor's appointments on Zoom and stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: sending in your symptoms whatever, that would be nuts. Not
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have to do that. I'd get an EKG though,
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  Speaker 4: which I'd never done. Yeah, very easy easy.
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  Speaker 5: I expected it to be like a long process. The
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  Speaker 5: longest process has when they put the stickers on you.
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  Speaker 1: What stickers the.
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  Speaker 4: Things that are collect connected to the wires. Yeah you
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  Speaker 4: ever had one of those? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well I don't know why you said that them
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  Speaker 1: running tests on you was easy. You expected it to
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  Speaker 1: be hard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, an EKG. I mean I've seen photos of them.
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  Speaker 5: I imagine that would be like a two hour process
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  Speaker 5: was seconds?
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  Speaker 4: So what was it?
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  Speaker 1: They just put some pads on you and it measured
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  Speaker 1: your heart rate or some ship.
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  Speaker 4: Something like that. Yeah, I thinks you've come a long
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  Speaker 4: way since the last time you went to the doctors.
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  Speaker 5: It seems that way. Yeaheah, well, it kind of made
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  Speaker 5: me realize how little my doctor was doing because I
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  Speaker 5: didn't do We didn't We did a lot more stuff
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  Speaker 5: than my doctor did. My physicals when I was a
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  Speaker 5: kid would just be like, weigh yourself and look in
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  Speaker 5: your ears. And this was like I had to get
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  Speaker 5: blood drawn, I had to piss kg. They were telling
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  Speaker 5: me I might have to feel on cholesterol medicine though
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  Speaker 5: I'm on that statinst.
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  Speaker 4: What it is, I'm on at You're gonna be honest,
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  Speaker 4: that's what they'll put you on.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have high cholesterol, at least they don't know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: just because of my family history, you definitely do. Yeah, damn,
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  Speaker 5: I also have a little bit high cholesterol. If I
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  Speaker 5: do say so myself. What if the boys all of
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  Speaker 5: us just on Staaten's staten island, right, you're huge, Yeah, just.
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  Speaker 1: Chopping out some fat lines of statins and getting absolutely twisted,
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  Speaker 1: that would be huge.
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  Speaker 4: I like my statin. It makes me feel better about
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  Speaker 4: eating red meat. Really. They said that it was one
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  Speaker 4: of the best medical inventions of the last forty years.
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  Speaker 4: I could see that and that it is such an
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  Speaker 4: such an effective medication that they should put it in
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  Speaker 4: the water. Really Yeah, which sounded a little nineteen eighty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, got about fluoride and microplastics too. Suddenly we eat
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  Speaker 1: a credit card with every meal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like my water without statin, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I think that I wouldn't hate it. I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: take it regardless.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan was talking about uh, Anthony Bourdain saying that
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  Speaker 1: he needed a statin and Rogan was like, you don't
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  Speaker 1: fucking need that, Like, just train Brazilian jiu jitsu, and
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  Speaker 1: he said it completely changed Bourdain's life and his body
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  Speaker 1: and he never needed the statin. So maybe you just
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  Speaker 1: need to trade bejj bro.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if Brazilian jiu jitsu is sort of the.
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  Speaker 1: Catch all for cholesterol.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if it's the panacea you've.
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  Speaker 1: For choke out the cholesterol rear naked, choke it out
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  Speaker 1: of tule bypass or Brazilian jiu jitsu.
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  Speaker 4: What they're going to tell you, by the way, Sasquatch,
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  Speaker 4: is that your cholesterol is borderline troublesome, but that rather
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  Speaker 4: the issue is you have this sticky lipid protein. That's
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  Speaker 4: what they're going to tell you, and that that is
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  Speaker 4: not going to be what you can't it no matter
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  Speaker 4: what you do, that's not gonna change, Okay, And so
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  Speaker 4: the statin will help prevent that from sticking. All the
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  Speaker 4: fatty foods and stuff red meats.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, last time I went to a doctor, they said like, well,
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  Speaker 1: we'll assess it when you come back, and but you
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  Speaker 1: might have to go on a statin or something like
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  Speaker 1: that because it's like dangerously hard or whatever. I just
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  Speaker 1: didn't go back. I just never dug back into it.
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  Speaker 5: Hoping none of these happened.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: Eat more eggs.
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  Speaker 5: Now you think that's gonna happen to me. I'm pretty young,
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  Speaker 5: doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: As the younger you start, the later you can quit.
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  Speaker 5: True, do you ever quit?
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  Speaker 4: I just said something that sounded correct.
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  Speaker 5: Trying to get off statin right now.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to find a way that the plane get
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  Speaker 4: off of it.
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  Speaker 1: Jersey Jerry used to be on statin. Yeah, he was
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  Speaker 1: in fucking dumpster diving Phoenix, sucking cock for stat I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get off these statins. It's fucking ruining my life.
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  Speaker 5: Does it have any effect like mentally or don't they
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  Speaker 5: say there's some like the body pain.
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  Speaker 4: You can be a side effect achiness overall, especially after
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  Speaker 4: you lift weights, So you're in no risk.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, I lifted yesterday. I was actually yesterday was a
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  Speaker 5: scary gym session. I was worried about what I was
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  Speaker 5: doing to my body because I've never thrown around the
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  Speaker 5: iron like that that aggressive. I haven't thrown I haven't
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  Speaker 5: thrown the iron around like that in so long? What
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  Speaker 5: were you doing everything? Full body? My whole body sore
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  Speaker 5: in tell us the whole circuit and the way, especially
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  Speaker 5: my ass. My ass is fucking screaming right now.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, you're busting it open for some statins.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did uh, I did squats, I did dead lifts.
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  Speaker 4: Are you doing squats under a full bar? Just free
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  Speaker 4: bar squat?
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  Speaker 5: I did, uh, I did leg presses, and I did
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  Speaker 5: dumbbell dead lifts. So I did not do squats or deadlifts.
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  Speaker 1: Just lying for no benefit and to only correct yourself
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  Speaker 1: be like well, I'd rather be like yeah I did
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  Speaker 1: squats and be like I did the lego press.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you could you like the leg press because
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  Speaker 4: you can sit down basically no phone, play video games.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm currently doing like a workout to get back
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  Speaker 5: into lifting. And that's like what the recommendation was?
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, how what was the load?
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  Speaker 4: Like? Heavy? Two twenty five?
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  Speaker 5: I had to throw the extra dot. I had to
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  Speaker 5: throw like dumbbells and plates on top of the leg
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  Speaker 5: press to get it heavier.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, have two little girls hanging on the side.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, you put more weight on top of
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  Speaker 4: it to make it heavier.
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  Speaker 5: I was using not one of the real leg presses,
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  Speaker 5: one of the ones that you just.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I see the machinery.
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  Speaker 5: That's fine, Yes, yeah, we don't have one of those
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  Speaker 5: cool ones at my gym.
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  Speaker 4: Where do you work out?
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  Speaker 1: Temple he worships and works out One stop shop gets
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  Speaker 1: them right? What else did you do? What did you
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  Speaker 1: what else did you do in the curls?
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  Speaker 5: I mean I demolished the arms. Borderline abuse, self abuse?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of curls are we talking?
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  Speaker 5: I told the doctor I was on zoloft today and
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  Speaker 5: she was like, do you ever hurt yourself? And I
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  Speaker 5: was like, depends on what you mean by hurt yourself,
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  Speaker 5: depends on the lost book went into the gym. I
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  Speaker 5: was going on in the gym yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: I drink.
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  Speaker 5: Now it's it was pretty easy, but it was felt good.
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  Speaker 5: Felt good to get back in there third time in
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: the last week.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: So, dude, whatever, Ron and I have been on a
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: workout kick. I heard. Yeah, we've been hitting it, hitting
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: it hard.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been every day since I saw you in there.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: That's impressive.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I can't quit because I know I know sas coming
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: for the crown.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: I took today off, but uh then I gotta get
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: back to it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: You're not going to go later, No, you got it
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: all day.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: I have to wait until shows later.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I see me. I would find the time.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: That's because you have the time.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: I always find a way to make the time.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Job description is one one, dude, they should add weights.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: I was talking to Joe with stand last night to
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: them they should throw like a bench press down there
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: or something something to keep me busy.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: Fucking Lewis would come down and cover it with weed
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: or something. Just somebody would immediately like grease it up
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: and someone's butt with it for like a legion of skanks.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Bit let's see which they'd like. I was there when
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: they put the gun up Big Jay's ass. They've done
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: that a bunch though. The one I don't know. I
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: thought it was like it was a regular sized pistol.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it shoots something out of it, right, like
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: a flag.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: I think. I don't think they did that. They just shoved.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: They looped it up and they shoved it. No, they
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: shoved it. Yeah, they shoved it up. Jay's ass in
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: his ass, keep talking to someone, wiped Ari's face with it.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Was not happy and I was gonna get face fucked.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: These are my heroes.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't want to get fucking gun ass in my face.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Why did they?
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: It's because they're straight, right that they do all that. Yes,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: because they're so straight that it's like, uh.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Well there's a whole market for that kind of stuff.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah on grinder.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I don't hate a little ass play.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that. You know who else doesn't? Kanye West?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Is that right? Really?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Amber h what's your name?
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Heard?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: No?
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: No?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Amber Rose tweeted about it. She was like, you still
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: like you're still getting your ass played with or some
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: shit like that. Amber Rose used to date him, and
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I guess he liked the little finger pop.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: That doesn't surprise me.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I guess he liked to get plugged up.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: I could see Kanye West getting a full fist in
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: his ass.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I could see him getting like, uh, like
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: the team when they all stack their hands on top
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: of each.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Other like they're picking a croquete color.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Do you think when he was writing that lyric about
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: like if I get bleach on my T shirt, it
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: was from the third person, It was him getting.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Fucked, just a meta exercise. But I mean, I bet
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: with Kanye once you get once you get your ass popped,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: you can't go back like especially because everything is available
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: to him. It's not like he's going to go more
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: vanilla with his lifestyle now after he's had Amber heard
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: fucking putting a bloomin onion up his ass.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: No.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, I guess that getting a finger in the
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: ass is definitely a gateway to some way more freaky ship.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Do you think that that's how guys just turned gays?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: They just start as straight guys, then get finger popped
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: a little bit, and then wind up at full blown gaze.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, if your first sexual experience is you getting
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: a finger in your ass, You're probably getting a finger
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: in your ass for the rest of your life. I've
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: just been lucky enough to not have a finger in
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: my ass. See, like, I would never shame someone for that,
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: because it's really just how you're raised.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the environments that you stumble into from time
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: to time. They gotta sell buck guards though, for guys
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: like us who want to keep our asses pretty good.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: It's called a butt plug.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: You put something else, I gotta plug up there. I
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: don't want, so, thank you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Not like anything up my ass.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Good luck getting past this twelve inch fucking butt plug
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I got in my ass right now.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: It's orange, Karen, dainty little fingers of yours.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: That old green stem to pull it out.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: The soft little fingers. So they didn't they didn't touch.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Because it sounds like you kind of had an old
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: man physical today.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: No oh, oh oh, I thought you meant like my
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: doctor was an old man.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: No, like your physical was that that they give an
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: old man. They're checking for your statin's doing your blood work.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Well, it's because I told them that my dad has
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: heart disease and my grandfather has heart disease.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Damn, you're really fucking spilling.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: All I did spill. I went to the doctor and
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: I told the truth.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Did you tell them that whole story about the hockey
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: thing too, what hockey thing like when you names no,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: but they would love to know that. Towards the end,
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: he would say, so, how do you think you played?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: They would definitely like to know that. They were asking.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: As soon as you tell them you're on zola off,
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: They're like, you're not going to kill yourself? Right, freak?
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: That's what they like. They get they really once you
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: tell them you take antidepressants, that's.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: What the That's why they were asking if you hurt yourself?
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it's I As soon as you say that,
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: they just like turn the page over to a whole
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: new list of questions. Freak, psychopath, that's the fucking the
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: new paper to fill out here.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: You played hockey bad? Feel about your ability?
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude. They were asking me like if I need
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: a therapist recommendation. I was like no. I was like,
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: I'm coming to you guys just to get more zoloft.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: And why can't they just give you the soleoft?
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: They did, but I also had to get a physical in.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Order to do that. General practitioner prescribes your off for you.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, interesting, I don't have a psychiatrist.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have thought you needed a psychiatrist for that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: You can get. A therapist can't prescribe your medicine, but
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: a psychiatrist and a doctor can.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that. So you have a psychiatrist in tandem.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: With No, I don't have a psychiatrist.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: You didn't know that. I didn't know a GP could
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Is it also yeah, separately as well?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just worried.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Whatever.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: No, we can't get our guys on rumble pissed off.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: That's our new most most important audience. We need them.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: I lost you my psychiatrist.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Uh, a psychiatrist go ahead?
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Whom I see though for therapy. But I like to
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: know that she has an MG. Yeah, she's got an
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: m D pH D.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I want the most degreed person coping with my head.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: How how old is she?
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Can? I ask? Probably fifty five?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I like her. She's multi lingual, which means a lot
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: to me. And she prescribes me xanac.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: For flights or for all at all times, wow.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: For flights, And then I'm very careful about it because
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I like it so much.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I know that's the problem with all the over the
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: or like the pharmaceuticals that they they're all so damn good.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Benzo's man, that's Zanny.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: How hard is it for you to get them?
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Well, the problem is is that she gets me a lot,
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: and so I have to be very reasonable about when
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I ask her for another batch.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, you have to exercise your own discretion.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Hey, bad news. I was walking through the park and
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: a bunch of pigeons attacked me. It turns out they
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: love xanax. So the sixties that you sixty that you
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: gave me gone, you get sixty. So last time, it
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: got sixty last time.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: And how long are they supposed to last?
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean I haven't I haven't taken
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: I haven't taken any of this is the problem, but
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: I met. My best bet for getting more is to
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: tell her that I they've all expired.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Or just be like I've been taking them because I
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: have a lot of anxiety, and then to give you more.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: I told her that I only take them for flights,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: which is true, yes, but I think I told her
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: for overnight flights.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, do you get anxious on planes?
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: No? But I like to sleep on overnight flights, and
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I can't unless I've taken.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Unless I have the strongest drug imaginable.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: A fuck out, amtically put down.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Someone punches me in the face, go to sleep.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: They are fucking oh man, they are delicious, and it's
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: such a problem because you drink a little bit with
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: them and then you fucking oh no, I don't like that.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: You see it in Paris.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: I drank when when we went to Minneapolis for that
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: video that you did with the Vikings fans. Yeah, and
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: I took Adavan before my flight, and then I assumed
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: it had worn off, and then I had one beer
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: and I had to go back up to my room
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: because I was like uncontrollably like not even like fun,
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: fucked up, just like feel like I feel sober like
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: with my thought, but I'm like so disoriented, not a
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: fun feeling.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: For No, that's bad. That's bad.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna take one before the company party?
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: One?
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I was gonna say, are you gonna drink at
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: the company party?
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: What do you think?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I think?
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the two months of sobriety, I'm gonna break it
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: for the company party.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Erica, No, for all that she's done for you.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: No, I'm absolutely not drinking.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's kind of bent over backwards to
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: make your career happen.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: I really don't know if I'll ever drink again. I
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: don't think i'm going to. I think it's over.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a lie.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: You keep saying.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: It's a lie.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: You guys keep on being like, well, you're gonna drink
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: when you go in for the hull, and then I don't,
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: and then you just extend it to Yeah, the company
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: party is when I'm gonna break the sobriety. Dude, That's
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: what I've been with. That's what i've been That's what
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: I've been saving up for.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: It's reverse psychiatry. No, now it is. It's one hundred
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: percent reverse psychiatry. And then that's why you're now you're
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: like trying harder and harder to not drink.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I helped try. Trust.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: I promise you that when I'm thinking about drinking, the
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: last thing I'm thinking about is you and Francis. No,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: you're thinking about being like, shit, they're gonna make fun
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: of me if I go back.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: No, it's not about us. It's about Erica, the work
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: she put in, it's about he put in.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: This is gonna smoke crack at the party.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I heard that they're gonna have Erica.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: He's got it for Erica.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna have both.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: He hasn't worked here as long as you have. Under
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: her protection, I guess that's true. She's been sort of
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: pulling the strings in a lot of your Like. There
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: were a lot of times I heard where Dave was like,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I don't even understand his humor, and then Eric would
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: be like, well, it's not for us to get No.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Erica would not want me to drink. He'd be for
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: the best that I don't.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: You think that when she comes up to you with
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: a nice high noon and says, cheers sass, and you're
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: just gonna pretend like you have one in air, cheers.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: It, and no, I would say, I'm not drinking.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: You know that we're gonna get like a CEO. That's
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: either like Dolores Umbrage and this fucking toughest ship or
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: the biggest party boy of all time who is actually
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: going to make you drink like you.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Know what, I'm not gonna left that happen takes over.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: You're not. I mean either way, Laurias Umbradge, you're gonna
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: have to drink.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Your curse on you.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: You're gonna want to drink.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: And Dana Beers will fucking pop that butt plug out
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and insert a funnel and have you broof and Beers.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's gonna do the reverse time, like.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: That's the only way you're getting alcohol into my body
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: is if you're shoving it up my ass.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: By the way, which I'll do right now.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Other than that, I'm not drinking.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: The noon or penguiney nip bottle boss. No, dude, I'm
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: gonna do.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like the Joker and when he's visiting
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Harvey Dent in the hospital and I'm gonna like take
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: off my mask as you're fucking at your next doctor
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: visit and fucking shove a full two four up your head.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: I will say I did tell the doctor. I told
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: her I don't drink. And then I had to go, well,
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: that's not quite true. I said, I haven't drank.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: You couldn't even you had to because you have to
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: tell everyone.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: They ask if you drink and you don't write and
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: do drugs?
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Did they actually ask or did you just walk right
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: in and.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Be like no, They say, do you drink or do drugs?
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: And I said I use nicotine, and I am not
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: drinking right now.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And I occasionally put a nip of high and.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Occasionally i'll boof high noon. You're in there. Sorry, I'm
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: not sure what the medical term is for that. I
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: shove it up my ass.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I want to see me make this high noon disappear.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: Sit on.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Imagine we line up sass with his ass facing Rico,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: who throws.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Perfect strikes like the.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Doctor, just like.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: A like the Doctor Pepper halftime show, TuS the doctor.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: The only way we're gonna get me to piss today
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: is if you're shoving up my ass. That will be hilarious.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Do you pee? That's do you pee that out after
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: you boof something? Or does it come out of you?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: But you have to throw it up. I think that's
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: the only way if you put something up your ass.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I wonder, yeah it does it enter your
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: digestive system or how does it?
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I would assume not.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: One of the darkest YouTube wormholes I ever went down
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: was the Steve O backstory you ever watch sort of
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: like the story of Steve O.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: It's pretty terrible.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: It's really dark.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Why what's dark about it?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: One time? But this was when he was on Jackass.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: He was they were all drinking like crazy drugs, whippets,
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: like out of his mind.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: And what he did as like a prank one time
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: is he got an ivy bag that he filled with
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: vodka and so he was mainlining into his veins vodka.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: How does it not kill you?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: It's bad. There's no stomach lining enzyme. There's nothing to
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: break down the booze between your bloodstream and the vodka.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Do you think Jackass could get made now?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: God?
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: No, probably not.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: That's dude.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: If it did, it would be like, Hi, I'm a transgender.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they need a girl to show THEE and.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I this is the this is the theay there challenge
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: and there'd be like a d EI cast of Jackass.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: It would be very funny. If I'm on this is.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Gonna kill on Rumble, truly it will. We probably just
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: went up like ten thousand viewers.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna instead of getting stung by ants, they're
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: gonna get stung by the woke mind virus.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Oh man.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: But on the most did you watch the most recent
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Jackass video or movie?
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: It? Did? They?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And they had they have a introduce a woman to
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: the cast for Michel Wolfson. She's a comic, right, And
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: it's like, and that's kind of why they're like, oh,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: we have a girl, we have a girl, and uh,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: yeah they had a black guy. They had a black
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: guy too.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Yep, Oh Jesus Christ, what the hell's happening to Jackass?
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Not a black dude. Black dudes can't shove shoot up
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: their ass. That's so funny for someone to be like
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: genuinely mad about that. The is this the hell happened
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: to Jackass?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: The corrosion of society?
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: It's only funny when their dicks were small.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: They can't put a black guy in a shopping cart
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: and shove him into the bushes. It doesn't even make sense.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: The best Jackass skit.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: That I ever saw was the one where he's in
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: the uh when they're in the when they play the
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: prank on the other dude, where it's like he gets
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: in the taxi and he's pretending to be like a terrorist.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the end of I think the first movie
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: or the second movie. That was so funny. It's really good.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: And then they just reveal at the end that the
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: beard is also made of all their pubes.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one of them has fucking crabs. We used to
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: watch that a sleepovers all the time. We just throw
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: it on. Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Also the original Bad Grandpa with the long balls. It
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: was so fucking funny.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: That's sophomore bro that she was laughs. Bro, that's fucking
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: that's fucking hackshit.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Now that's genius.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Take some long balls up on stage. Don't see how
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: it goes for you.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Fucking that would be funny. Will be funny to just
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: wear the long balls but then just have pants on.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: So I'm just I'm the only one laughing. I'm like,
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: you guys don't even know how funny this.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Is right now in the corner, Yeah, they don't know.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: I'm recreating the long Balls sketch from Jackass, except no
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: one can see it or going.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Into the doctor's office, so it's just like one guy,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: one guy, that you're showing the long balls to.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Long balls at the doctor's office would be hilarious. I'd
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: have to text you guys probably be like, I can't
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: come in. They're bringing me to the hospital. I think
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: these things are real.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: They're too good. These are movie quality long balls.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: That would be so funny just to do that for yourself,
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: like no cameras or anything.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: You just wear the loam balls for the doctor's office,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: just just.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Like as a joe, and like, uh, make it as
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: as realistic as possible to just be like yeah, like don't.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: It's just has been this way since I was a
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: little boy. I haven't gotten a physical since I was
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: like sixteen. My balls are just like this now it
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: would be damn respectable. Some guys probably have just long
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: balls like that, and doctors have to act like they don't.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: I have long balls.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: I've talked about it before.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you always You're always like sitting on them
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: or like getting them caught underneath tires.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: And my pee, my pee can sometimes I piss sometimes
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: hits my balls.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: There's so long.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: That's like a classics so small dick joke, like your
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: dick is so small you pee on your balls.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: No, it is, but it's not. My dick is not
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: that small. It's because my balls are that loud.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: But that makes me think that your balls are very
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: outward and that your dick points really straight down.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: It's like a highlight, like a fucking curved Now.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: How does it?
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: You are definitely right about the My dick doesn't go
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: straight down and my balls definitely go pick come out.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably have a huge fucking what do you
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: know what highlight is? I do not fucking.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Fool they had? They did that in Jackass. Actually really
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: they would throw the I think it was oranges at them.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: What is it? Maybe it was regular balls? Is that
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: sport from like Malaysia.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: It's these type of sticks.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Where they would throw them against a wall. They could
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: throw them like one hundred miles an hour with them.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it flies, Yeah it does.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: But I just don't know how your balls have I
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: can be long enough to be droopy, but structured enough
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: to come out.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I really don't know, because sometimes maybe dick.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Goes into your like your dick goes into your.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: And my penis is soft. It is extremely small.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Which is rare though because you stay hard.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I'm always at least half chubbed, but it is. It's
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: like it's pretty much mostly just head.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Well, what was it when you got pants in Vegas?
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: The smallest a penis has ever been? Lackout drunk on stage?
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Were they like that guy's all balls? Dude?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: I saw the video. There's no sight of my penis
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: in the video. It's all balls and pubes.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: But it's better than that guy who jumped into the
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: fish tank at all at all.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that wasn't even like he didn't have there was
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: nothing there, no balls, no penis, nothing.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's it. That shit's fucking crazy that some guys
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: are going through life like that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: But psychotic break penis has to be the smallest penis.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I thought it could be really big.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: And crazy, right, Like, no one's having a psychotic break
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: with like a half boner. I guess some people probably.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I think that there's guys. I think it's like like
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: you ever see a dude in the inner city with
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: like just his like sweatpants falling off and his fake
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: is fucking massive.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was actually a dude that would be in
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: the office or not in the office, but he would
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: be down outside and sometimes you would come into the lobby.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: He would always have his shirt off, and he would
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: always have a big penis. Yes, he'd wear the gray
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: sweatpants and no shirt, and he was always so bloated
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: and like sweating, like Randy from fucking Trailer Park Boys.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: It probably drinks a lot of apple juice, probably be it.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: He's just bloated down to the cock.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I was, oh uh oh, fuck man, I took the
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: subway this morning. Yeah, and there was a really attractive
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: woman on the subway. No really, and that kind of
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: pissed me off.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was probably like a publicity thing.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know what.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: It's probably like hashtag ad underneath it. She probably has
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: an only frian.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, what are you doing
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: down here, sweetheart?
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should have said.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: This isn't safe for me.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: These guys bothering you.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: No, but I wanted to be like, this isn't the
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: place for you. I almost wanted to get her renewber
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: like Iran.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: So you're gonna end up on that old video of
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: remember that video of the girl walking down the street
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: and just to show how many dudes would come up
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: to her.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, like for her own protection, you know.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: But at the same time, like the subway has gotten
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: really bad and and I didn't used to subscribe to that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: But we've talked about this, like I would say that
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: the frequency of of bogies on the subway now is
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: more than more than not, Like I would say six
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: to seven out of ten subway rides that I take
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: on my own car. There's a bogie. There's a bogie
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: of some kind.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Somebody's going on you for sure.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: But is that just your because you've talked about this
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: a lot. Is that just like what line do you take?
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: I take the two three? But dude, I don't think
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: it matters. I really know the want is clean living.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: And this is coming through Lower Manhattan. This isn't like
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: we're not out in Bushwick or East New York or
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: anything Bushwick, Ew. Yeah, but this the other day I
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: saw a guy who who scooted on and by you know,
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: he had two hairnets over his feet. Those are what
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: he was using it like those blue scrub type hairnuts,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: you know, and they were those are his socks. And
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: then he was wearing sweatpants, but they came below his ass.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: And then his ass was completely bare and he was
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: scooting feet first and dragging his butthole like a dog
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: with worms across the floor of the subway. And then
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: he had a pencil and he was signing the floor
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: and the wall. He signed the map and he was
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: sort of muttering to people.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: It was probably Banksy.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Honestly, it sounds like a Banksy project or World of
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: T shirts. He's always doing shit like that.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I couldn't help but think, you know, if
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: that hot girl were on that subway, like would have
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: been a problem. Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those guys are enjoying themselves when they're doing that.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: It's got to be like the most fun thing. He
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: wasn't troubled at all. Now, No, he wasn't that troubled.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe he just got a fresh grip of zannies.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen a cop deal with any of
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: these people? Never?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: No, do the or if a cop, If a cop
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: gets filmed dealing with that guy, that cop is going
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: viral for the wrong reason, Like the cop that people
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: are gonna be like this cops will fucking scumback. Dude,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: let the guy write on the girl.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Who's job is it to help those people?
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I never really I never see
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: like actual cops.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: I don't think city. I don't think you ride the
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: subway at all. No.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: I ride the subway like every day.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: No, the cops are always at there, like at just
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: salad eat, like congregated by the window, like having a
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: nice combo.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: I was like the cops that I see in New
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: York are the cops that are like wearing a fucking
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: uniform that's ten size is too big for them, and
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: they're like the tracks.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: They're Indian guys.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Now it's usually actually like women. Indian women now really white.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: I know what you're talking about. I used to see
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: those women all the time when I would do alternate
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: side parking, yes, and they would have like a little
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: palm pilot. They would take the license plate.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: We got to do a fucking ride along or something
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: like that. I would like, you can get some goddamn
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: appreciation for the cops around here. Didn't like a cop overtime?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Didn't they give out like thirteen billion dollars in cop
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: overtime this year?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: It probably isn't right at all, but I think they
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: gave a ton of money to cop overtime.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: Well that's where they make most of their money, isn't
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: it doing overtime?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: But then everybody online was like, now the fucking libraries
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: are shut down. Fucking great. It's like a post about
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: the libraries having to close, and people were like, well
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: it was fucking thirteen billion dollars of cop overtime. Who's
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: going to the library.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I have never been to a
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: library in New York City, and I've rarely seen.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Their better than you'd think.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Well, there's that one that's really famous, right.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: In the New York Public Library, the big one up
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: by Grand Central.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Is that one still open?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that one's huge.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: What's his name? Got married there? The Kevin Love got
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: married there? Really got married at the New York Public Library.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Nerd to hope something solo, No, it can't be. Kate Bach,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Kate Bach, Lebron went, yeah, really, Lebron was there. Of
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: course they were the.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Cabs and uh then they went to South Africa for
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: their honeymoon.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: They went to Rwanda and borrowed your outfits from that.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: That's exactly Yes, I knew that.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: There's a fucking oh my god.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: That's the most high prop You want to have a
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: very private wedding.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Why are you having it in the middle of New
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: York City.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: It's one of those like inside outside privacy things. It's
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: like building a house in the Hampton's the New.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: York Public Library. Yeah, yeah, it's it's got public.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: In the name that you need to study.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: We're gonna leave twenty invitations open to people who need
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: to come in from the cold.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: For homeless guys who want to drag their asshole across
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: the red carpet.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: For avid crossworders who stayed till closing time.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Like who the fuck is taking a book out of
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: the library the New York Public Library? Who is getting
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: probably the war in peace? No students of what?
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I guess?
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: I don't I guess like m YU probably has its
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: own life.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Fordham has their own library. High schools have
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: their own libraries.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I truly don't know.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: It's probably like seventy five year old Jewish guys who
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: are lifelong New Yorkers who have like it's toe bag people,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: if people who push shopping carts and have tope bags.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Checking a book out of the library is a long
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: lost pleasure, and part of it was that, like renting
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: a movie, you knew you had a time limit which
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: forced you to finish the book on time. Yes, it's true,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: schedule two week rental. Yeah, bring it back where else
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: you'll face a nickel. You'll have to come up with
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: one nickel in penalties.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: That's so true.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Or do I remember having a library owned the fucking book?
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: I remember having a library book that was like five
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: years overdue and I brought it in. They're like, it's
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: going to be a three dollars charge.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Because at what point does it supersede the cost of
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: the book.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: I think it takes a long time, Like.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: You'd have to die with the book in your casket.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: You can also call and be like, hey, can I
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: extend this rental and they're like yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we don't care. We have like tons of books.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a lot of books. You're good, honestly,
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: just take it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: We didn't.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: We didn't know. Yeah, what a boring lifestyle by fucking
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Dewey decimal to fucking come up with a system of
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: coding library books.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: I will say I did love returning a library book tho,
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: because our library had this thing where you would like
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: open it up.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: And it was a good feeling.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Shoot the shoots is nice.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Shoots are nice.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: We've lost all shoots.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: We had a laundry shoot in my house as a kid.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I was so jealous of people that had that. Open
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: it up, throw my wet pants down there. My pants
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: were always wet. Yeah, yeah, I would, I would.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about when you jumped in the master head
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: open I wasn't wearing pants before the EMT arrives. I
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: want to use the shoot one more time in my
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: last because.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Last deep clean.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Get me upstairs, mom, Mom.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: They say, the quicker that you deal with a stain,
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: the easier it is to get out.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Get me my tide pin. But aren't there houses now
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: that have like, uh am, I thinking of trash vacuum shoots.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Of that Instagram video that keeps going, keeps going off
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: on what is it? And it's a laundry shoot that
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: it's a vacuum and I guess it must activate like
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: once something gets close.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: And that's what I'm thinking.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Videos of kids just being like like, sucks it in.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, cool, put my dick in that.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: No, your long ass balls will get caught in there.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: You'd have like two feet up on the wall trying
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: to push off.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Across the floor.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: Balls are in the basement at the laundry.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Your mom's in the basement. As your balls keep on
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: coming in and out of the shoot, she just turns
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: up the Beyonce Yeah, pretends not to notice what's going on.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: You.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I see that Stephen A. Smith is trying to uh
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: debate Trump.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I think you're gonna TK about his twenty
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: million dollar contract.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Oh that's one thing.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: With what ESPN.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: He's asking for twenty MILLI year.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: He said he could get twenty mil in the open market.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised. He's not bad.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: I think he can get twenty I.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Think he gets eight mil. I think he's our highest
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: paid guy. I think he gets. I could be making
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: this up, just like I made up the thirteen billion
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: dollars in police overtime, but I think that he was.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: He gets eight million in his ESPN's highest paid employee. Yeah,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: maybe now that met McAfee.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: As much as McAfee get, it's gotta be a ton Yeah,
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: because in McAfee also getting. I heard that they were
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: gonna they're gonna do like a red zone for college football.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Ben it's gonna be hosted by Pat McAfee.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, that that dude is. I think that there's
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: a decent chance that there's like a clone version or
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: it's like there's a it's a man in the iron
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: mask situation with Pat McAfee, and there's two of them.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Because of how prolific he is.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: He has a big worth work ethic. Yeah, it's crazy,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: But Steven A. Smith is like, I don't want to
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: run for president, but I want a debate against Trump.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I would want to hunt.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: I mean that would be amazing.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: To be amazing, would be unbelievably because honestly, he might
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: be the only one that could get him. Yeah, like
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: if he was.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Still, he could get him. But it would just be
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: equal unmovable objects and forces.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: That would be unbelievably entertaining.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think you can get under Trump's skin.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: But same with Steven A. Smith.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Though.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: If they just did a first take episode with Trump
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: and steven A. Smith, it would fucking yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Rule there just two people talking without stopping the whole time.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, steven A Smith just unloading the fucking biggest words
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: you've ever heard.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Steven A. Smith.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: His prolific equanimity, dude, his the reacting to tweets thing
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: that he's doing is so funny.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he rules. He's so fucking funny. Yeah, it'd be
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: so much sweeter than that destiny Ben Shapiro debate.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't even watch that.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I try to watch it had the out.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: I'm not a big Ben Shapiro guy. That might hurt
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: the rumble numbers, but I'm not a.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Big well, he's just not he doesn't go hard enough.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: He's too much of a centrist, is his He's too.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Left he's too left wing for me. Yeah, he's apparently
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: a very good chess player. No, I guess him confused
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: with that.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Other guy who's really Magnus Carlson.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: No, the guy who does jiu jitsu appears on Rogan
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: a lot. Too quiet guy. He's got a big podcast.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: You just narrowed down every single person who's ever been.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Not a comic. Not a comic. He's really smart. I
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: think he's like a physicist.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: That's who's Leman. That's who's a podcast. You want to
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: know who I was gonna say.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: I added two more details. We were right there.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Lex Friedman is he like claims M I T. I'm
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: pretty sure he just went to Drexel. I'm almost positive.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Like I think my dad taught him at Drexel. He's like,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, Alex Friedman, he like changed his name or
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: something like that. Alex throw him off the fairy. I
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: think his dad's like a professor at TREC or like
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: his dad does something at Drexel, and he like went
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: to Drexel. It was just like M I T. Certified
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: scientist does. I guess he's good at chess. And but
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I think he had Magnus Carlson on his fucking boring
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: ass podcast. He's like the king of the Magnus of
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: the chess guy.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Magnus is amazing. I watched Magnus highlights all the time.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: My friend shows up super lately.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's just he just doesn't give a fuck. Yeah,
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: he's not like other chess players. He doesn't care.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he tries so hard to be like, I'm fucking
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: the Renegade of chess. I mean it is the game
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: starts before the game starts. Though.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: It's true.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You get someone off their game, have them a little
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: bit nervous. They're thinking about when are you going to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: show up? They're not thinking about Night to Queen six.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Now, what what is the what's the software that that
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: beat Magnus deeper? It's like the expert mode.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: On Well, I remember I remember when Casprov was playing
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: the computer. I think it was a Deep Blue or
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: something they called it. It was like the you know,
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: and everyone knew the statistics. It memorized that four hundred
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: million move combinations in one second.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, well it's a computer.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: And then he won and everyone was like, how did
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: you do it? And people said he forced it into
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: a position from which it could not recover. I'm like,
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: you just said the most basic thing.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: So how every chess?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he won the game, that's all that means.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: He beat so wait, he beat it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: I think I remember that he beat one of them,
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: one of the computer programs, Casrov. Casp Rov is considered
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: the greatest chess player ever.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Oh really, I thought it was Magnus.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Magnus is number one now. Magnus famously tied Casparov when
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: he was like twelve.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I thought it was the black guy with the flat
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: brim at Washington Square West.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: He's pretty good, he's three. I was trying to do a.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Bit about that for a while and it never worked.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: What did you just about?
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: Dudes like bundling up in their house like I gotta
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: go play chess in the park and putting on like
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: a scarf and mittens mittens without the fingertips, fingerless like
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: the sticky bandits ye, just going out every day like hey,
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: but babe, I might be late tonight.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: I was trying to talk about how it's funny that
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: it's a Chess is still an outside sport, and it
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: could very easily be an indoor sport.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just running up on people to play them
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: one on one. Yeah, like it really is like a
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: debate me type of situation. Just random guys just like
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: fucking play me. Then yeah, if you think you're so good,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: and then there's always like, uh, like blonde girls going
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: up and like filming themselves being like he didn't know
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I was good at chess.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he thought I was a dumb blonde. Oh, he
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: thought I was a dumb slut. Guess what, I'm a
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: dumb slut who knows chess. I'm a dumb slut with
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: a camera crew who knows chess.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Who are those girls.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: That came in here and played chess and they like
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: beat everybody. I can't believe how good they were. And
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: it was like, well, no one here is good at chess.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: They would have had to play chess, like wait times
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: before coming here.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: They just beat Marty what.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Lenny Balls gets absolutely dominated in chess by two girls.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: I can move my horse over ones, right, Rumble, it's.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Not exclusively on Rumble at seven pm Eastern time. Then
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: the girls would have to like unmask themselves as men,
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: just kidding. A woman could never beat a man at chess.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: We thought these were two dumb sluts, but it was
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: Lex freedom cars. No way, chicks watch mass breast up
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: as dumb sluts and beat the barstool office bro.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: This would actually go dumb on rumble.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: No, I think those two girls were actually like they're
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: supposed to be, like some of the best chess players
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: in the world.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Who are they?
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but it's funny to think. I think,
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: like Robbie had the men or something.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Why like, why would why would anyone in here think
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: that they could beat anybody?
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there like three weeks where people were playing chess.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I played a lot of chess in the office though
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I was playing are you already?
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Are you on chess dot com?
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: What's your level?
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: I always delete it because I get addicted and then
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I have to delete the app, and then I have
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: to start back, and you always start back at that.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: I actually didn't even I never even considered that you
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: play chess because I just downloaded a couple of weeks ago.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Oh we should play.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: No, you would smoke me. I'm terrible, But what's what
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: was your level?
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Probably got to like, I don't know, nothing, nothing crazy.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe thirteen hundred. Oh dude, that's great. Oh really
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: I'm at one hundred and ten but you started a thousand.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I mean I've I've barely played chess,
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: So I'm like.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Can you do can you recognize other people's like technique
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: are like like, oh, Mendelsohn, when.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: You play When I play those like ten minute games
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: and they it's it's very different from playing on a
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: board because you play so fast and you don't care
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: if you lose. People resign quickly. Yeah.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: The first game I played, I played with a dude
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: from fucking I forget what, Brazil or some shit, and
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: I made my first move and then he messaged me
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: and said, you are trash. I was like, shit, dude,
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: my first game. Off it's the game within the game,
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: though it's not like for it was a messaging option.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: They need to pair you up with other novices instead
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: of fucking just throwing you into fucking twisted towers off rip.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Do you ever get paired with any hot girls? I
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: I've gotten paired with like a lot of very attractive
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: girls from like Ukraine.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: On chestnut dot com. What do you have pictures of them?
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: They have pictures of themselves. Mine's just a blank profile photo.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: It's probably just dudes catfishing.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Probably, it definitely is.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: That's so funny to be catfishing on chess dot com.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: You should have told that guy from Brazil. Remember when
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: you guys lost to Germany seven zero two World Cups ago?
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was that would kill him?
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah that on Yeah, word has it that human trafficking skyrocketed.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Do you guys remember when the Ukraine shits at first started. Yeah,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: it was playing video games, but like people from Ukraine.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: I remember I was in the middle of a war
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Zone game and then I got off war Zone and
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: there was videos on Twitter of them bombing Ukraine.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: But do you remember like in the in like the
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: one or two weeks afterwards, people from Ukraine were like, uh,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: like trying to get like vacant rooms in like people's
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: houses and shit like that. No, they're like trying to
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: move My my wife was like talking to a woman, Oh.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: I remember you telling me about that.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: There was like a Ukrainian woman who like was going
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: to bring her fucking daughter to like and her to
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: live with us because my wife felt.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Bad adopted Ukrainian.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: But like they were already in the United States. Yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: it's not like they had got over right away. That's
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: what I mean. Like they were just they were praying
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: on the fact that there was like this sentiment of
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Ukrainian sympathy that they could just like be like I'm Ukrainian.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Like can I like, dude, do you know that barber
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: shop near us in the Dumbo.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Where everyone is Russian and they pretend to be Ukraine.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: I told you this story.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I went because the same or maybe we talked about
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: it offline.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: I went to get my hair cut there and my
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: barber was like, you know, speaking and an accent, and
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: he was really hinting that he wanted me to ask
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: where he was from. He was like he kept just yeah,
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: so for my English, I am new, you know, and
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, where are you from? And he goes
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: Ukraine and I was like, wow, you know, I'm so
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: sorry for everything that's happening, and he was like, I
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: just got out.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I only worked for tips.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then I looked at him and he was
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: like pretty buff and he had like arm tattoos.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: No, exactly.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: The guy I was like twenty five.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: He ran the same game on and I.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Was like, dude, you fucking coward, why did you leave?
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: If you're saying is what you're saying, you should be fighting.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: Trade those fucking scissors in for an ak.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for a knife, Split the scissors up.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Why do you Yeah, why are you here? You abandoned
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: your countryman. You shouldn't be.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: My family's still there. Yeah, I get them a bit
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: of a life by working at barbershaw.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: You're cutting like thirty four dollars, fades in like residential Brooks.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: That's so funny. You're on the front load lines of defending.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: He is burly as hell, he's huge. Yeah, that guy's
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: jacked as ship Russia wanted the food.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: I didn't dip him because I thought he was such
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: a pussy.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: You didn't tip.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: No. I wanted to teach him a lesson.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: Not tipping at a barber shop is like an intimate
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: experience to not tip in.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Just give him a note and be like you should
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: go back home and fight. Yeah, your country needs well.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: He was like, you can use my venmo. It's up
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: at the register. And I was like okay, and then
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: I just sent money to the International Monetary Fund and stuff.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: It's like I think they'll know how to get this
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: to the right hands. Yeah for flak jackets.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: You know who still needs money? Haiti, bro, we got
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: to get in.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: We are the World. What was that song they put
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: out when the Haiti should happen?
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: We are the World?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they remixed were for Haiti.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: They did it for there was the original one and
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: they did a remix for Haiti.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Remember they did one for nine to eleven.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Oh it must have been what it was, but they
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: did a new one and like Lil Wayne was in
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: it and.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Ship they always gathered so many. Yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: I remember I had that downloaded on my iPod and
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: I would like listen to it and watch the video
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: and be like this is so sick, dude, Lol, Wayne's
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: low Wane's the fucking best.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: You buy the song, but don't donate to Haiti.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Now, I bought the song like I had it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean, Like you paid money to Lil
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Wayne but not to Haiti.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: I had the song and the music video.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Because there used to be a number you could text
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: where it was like what one two one one, like
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: donates fifty dollars to Haiti. Yeah, you could like grab
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: someone else's phone, text that number and then they would
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: just have also donated to Haiti.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: It was an earthquake? Yeah, some shit like that.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Was there another one recently?
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: No, this is like a while ago, like twenty twelve. Devastating,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: But it was like I think someone someone stole a
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: bunch of the money. Oh I'm gonna put smile gloss. Yeah,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: it y cl or someone like stole a bunch of them,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Like someone famous stole a bunch of the Haiti money.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Why Cliff ran for president of Haiti? They should have won.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: The whole country apparently wanted him to win. But I
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: think I think he's something was like he was ineligible
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: because he hadn't lived there in too long.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, they could use any of the help they
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: could get. I think it's nasty down in Haiti.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Man, why cleft? What an artist he is though.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lauren Hill too, that's crazy to steal money from Haiti,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: to be like in Haiti running for president, be like, dude,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I need this more than you. Someone's like sleeping in
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: a box, yeah, like under rubble.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're burying themselves in rubble every night to get warm.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're pulling up the rubble, getting snug in the rubble.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bedroom wall as a blanket. They're curling up in
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: their roofs, and y Cleft is fucking just stealing their money.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just has he has his like American recording money.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: But he's also taking the he has all of Lauren
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Hill's entire catalog of money.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Trump should have gone down there and started throwing them brooms.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: Everyone that should have.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Robotic vacuum cleaners. Yeah, and make sure you tack your balls.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: In that video of Trump taking the that's the best
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: thing ever.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Throwing fade away paper towels the entire fucking Puerto Rico.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Sure he was underwater. He's just throwing them rolls of
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: paper towels.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: He's back. I mean, you just said the odds.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: What are the odds?
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: He's minus one ten right now, but they fluctuate a lot.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: But I would put the fucking house on it.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: The implied odds are fifty two and a half percent
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: for him, thirty five percent for Biden. H third is
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Michelle Obama, which means people think Biden's gonna die.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Uh, well my mom, my mom votes for people who
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: are not even like close to being in the race.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: And then she's like, well, I didn't want to vote
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: for the other ones, but you may as well just
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: not vote it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: People forget how much. People forget how much these races change.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: They really do. I mean, things can happen out of nowhere.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: People forget, like, uh, Hillary Clinton beat Obama in NEWMP
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: in the New Hampshire primary. Uh in two thousand yeah,
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: two thousand and eight, excuse me, And it was thought
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: that she was gonna win that Democratic That's.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: Gonna suck to be like someone who was so close
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: to being president multiple times, and just like that's like
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: your whole life's work just never happened.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: She was still Secretary of State and senator from New York.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: But I know she does probably view her life as
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: a colossal failure.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just because like she had a couple of
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: trips to Epstein's Islands. Yeah, just because she drank.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Your husband goes on a boy's trip once or twice,
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: and now your entire political career is overlay. Yeah, oh,
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: my death than us like going to fucking Vegas or
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: some shits, just.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: A rowdy weekend. Yeah, like the Hangover? What happened?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: Oh no, dude, you sucked a kid last night?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: What no, really, are you kidding me? Dude?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: You made some little people do math on a chalkboard.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: That would be a great hangover.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Fo hangover for little Saint James.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: And then they find the camera at the end. They
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: always find the camera.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Pictures.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: All right, let's watch these pictures one last time. I
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: think we have to like hand these over to the
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: government or some ship.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: He's like, way worse than I imagine them being.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: That's how it all. I got out just because Ed
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Helms was like, I put my tooth up.
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  Speaker 4: Did you know that Paul Rudd was uh in the
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  Speaker 4: running for that for the Hangover? And I think he
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  Speaker 4: passed on it. That's playing he was going to play
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  Speaker 4: Bradley Cooper's character. Paul's the best.
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  Speaker 1: I think that he could have played that other character.
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  Speaker 1: That that that one dude who's not famous of the
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  Speaker 1: four of him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, who looks the same haircut as Paul Paul.
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  Speaker 4: He looks like Doug. But he was in the running
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  Speaker 4: to play by the.
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  Speaker 5: Lead, I guess they wouldn't probably cast Paul Rud as Doug.
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  Speaker 4: That guy Doug Never He's not got a prominent he
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  Speaker 4: doesn't have a role. Really, he's just lost.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a good he's good at being sunburned.
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  Speaker 4: At the end, he doesn't really get any laughs.
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  Speaker 1: He's a straight man. No, I guess Cooper gets them.
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  Speaker 1: Does he get a little less?
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  Speaker 4: I remember reading Mike Tyson's autobiography, which was ridiculous because
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  Speaker 4: he didn't I don't think he got a ghost rider
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  Speaker 4: to help him with it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's I'm gonna ship myself.
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  Speaker 4: He talks about like his rapes trial. He's like flying
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  Speaker 4: through her fucking teeth and it's like, are you allowed
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  Speaker 4: to talk about this like that? Dude, easy, you're putting
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  Speaker 4: that in print. It's like exclamation points. He's yelling it
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  Speaker 4: through the page, like, owen meany anyway. He's like, there
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  Speaker 4: was so much evidence that they left out. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 4: let it, you know, go anyway. But he talks about
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  Speaker 4: his like transitioning into his acting career, and at the
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  Speaker 4: time of the writing of this book, he had only
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  Speaker 4: been in the Hangover and he's like, none of us
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  Speaker 4: had any idea how much of a success this movie
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  Speaker 4: would become. I'm like, dude, you were yourself for four
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: minutes of the movie. He's like, we the cast, I
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  Speaker 4: remember our reunion. We get together and be like can
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  Speaker 4: you believe it?
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, so they were all like incredibly established actor. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: who thought that movie was going to be like a dud.
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  Speaker 4: But I just I mean, I don't know. Not To
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  Speaker 4: his credit, he was like fine. But then then he's like,
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  Speaker 4: I remember him talking about coming back for like Hangover Too,
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  Speaker 4: for which he was just the musical act at the end. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: at the wedding he sings or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But picturing him as like a leading member of like
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  Speaker 1: SAG is hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: We need to get better rates. They're they're completely raping
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  Speaker 1: us on the rates.
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  Speaker 5: One of like my favorite bits ever is the Thom
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  Speaker 5: sigar a bit where you're talking about meeting uh Mike
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  Speaker 5: Tyson on the plane.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, in on his way to Pittsburgh. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 4: he's going to do the improv, which is where you
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  Speaker 4: will be this WEE weekend and you need to help
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  Speaker 4: on your tickets.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, holy fuck, that's so. That bit is so I
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  Speaker 5: remember listening to when I was a kid and being
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  Speaker 5: like this is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: You do. It's funny. I don't really remember it.
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  Speaker 5: I remember I remember Mike Tyson coming up to him,
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  Speaker 5: being like, I've seen you on TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: yeah on Netflix.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't he doesn't he come? And he shows up and
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  Speaker 4: just like comes into the green room. Yeah yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: he threatens to fight someone on the plane or something
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think he threatens to fight anybody. I think, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I think he's sitting down on the plane and then
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  Speaker 5: the flight attendant comes to He's like, Mike Tyson wants
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  Speaker 5: to speak to you. Yeah, and go find Mike Tyson
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  Speaker 5: in first.
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  Speaker 1: Class, which I bete was hard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably pretty easy to spot him hanging out of
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  Speaker 5: the fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't there like the video of Mike Tyson like about
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  Speaker 1: to fight someone in like first class or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah there, that was very recent. I think he
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  Speaker 5: did fight something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do this.
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  Speaker 4: I can't stop stroking this.
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  Speaker 5: I was doing that when we were recording Monday. I like,
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  Speaker 5: when you can make like a little drawing in it,
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you can't.
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  Speaker 4: You kind of can't.
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  Speaker 1: You have to go a certain direction.
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  Speaker 5: You got to find the direction, go against the grain
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  Speaker 5: and then you write your name.
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  Speaker 4: And then you.
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  Speaker 1: Sketch. Yeah, yeah, you write a nice slur on the couch.
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  Speaker 6: And then.
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  Speaker 5: There was like a massive scandal at my school because
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  Speaker 5: someone wrote like a put like a swastika in condensation somewhere,
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  Speaker 5: A big deal. I feel like if I was the
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  Speaker 5: teacher in that situation, I'd probably just like, Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 5: not fucking deal with this ship right now. Let's not
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: be on the news this week for this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like reporting it like you people have to see that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people just want to be a fucking hero.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's uh sounder of a boy dad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you guys for listening.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna be able to start that out there,
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  Speaker 4: but I don't actually mean it. It's over. It's I
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  Speaker 4: think we were getting.
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  Speaker 5: To a point when you guys were when we were
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  Speaker 5: talking about drawing on the couch, where we're not getting
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  Speaker 5: towards wraps.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I was having a good time. I'm surprised
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  Speaker 4: you're calling it so really.
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  Speaker 5: It's we've been over for we we over an hour, our.
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  Speaker 4: Ten All right, fine, people aren't gonna be happy.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, thank you guys for listening. I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 5: in Pittsburgh this weekend. Pittsburgh Improv tickets at Little Sasquatch
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  Speaker 5: website dot com. Please come see me.
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  Speaker 4: Come see us in Denver February ninth to the eleventh,
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  Speaker 4: and then all beneath the following weekend. Tickets are actually
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: kind of extend. Fuh not many left for either of those,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: so tickets at Francisselles dot com or a Little Sasquatch website.
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  Speaker 1: I will be walking my dog this weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Roane's gonna be walking his dog.
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  Speaker 1: Come say hi, Come say what's up. I'll be walking
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  Speaker 1: my dog in Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you for listening. Goodbye,