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#0197_ Prison Pen Pal — Prison Stories, Dark Humor, Crime & Unfiltered Conversations · INSPIRE STORY

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show from
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Speaker 1: a guest studio, some psychopath in North Carolina.
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Speaker 2: Get that black owl, by the way. I don't know
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Speaker 2: why he doesn't do research.
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Speaker 1: We walk in the house and some guy's like, I
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Speaker 1: interviewed dead people, and I have a product where I
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Speaker 1: have to interview people that are right about to cross over.
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Speaker 2: And this is going on.
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Speaker 1: So, you know, this is because he doesn't do research.
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Speaker 1: We're sitting here in a fucking someone's lair. doing this show.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what this is, but, you know. Did
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Speaker 1: you get a good feeling from the guy that brought
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Speaker 1: us down here?
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Speaker 3: Well, his company name is right there.
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I couldn't get a worse feeling from him.
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Speaker 3: He goes, I know you guys don't like tech people,
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Speaker 3: but I'm one of the good ones. That's what he said.
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Speaker 1: No one who's one of the good ones ever says,
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Speaker 1: I'm one of the good ones. Then he tells us,
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Speaker 1: I'm doing a podcast with people that are dying for
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Speaker 1: my product. So he wants to suck the last life
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Speaker 1: out of human beings for his product.
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Speaker 2: So thanks.
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Speaker 1: Thanks for researching that.
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Speaker 2: They love life, the tech people. They love death.
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Speaker 1: And they're very fascinated with it because they want to
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Speaker 1: figure out a way to extend life without anything good
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Speaker 1: in it. That's the main goal, is to just push
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Speaker 1: it out as far as it could go, 150, 160 years,
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Speaker 1: and then eventually just forever. But a completely joyless, sexless...
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Speaker 1: miserable existence.
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Speaker 2: Forever for eternity. I don't know why. I don't know
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Speaker 2: what they're so.
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Speaker 3: I know it seems to be utopian for them. Like
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Speaker 3: that's their idea of like a heaven is just straight.
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Speaker 1: That was that what he's doing here in North Carolina.
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Speaker 1: Is this where the real tech people come out of
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Speaker 1: his North Cackalacky? That's where the top tier tech people
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Speaker 1: are in North Carolina. Uh, I wanted to talk about
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Speaker 1: this case today.
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Speaker 2: I don't really feel like doing this show today, but
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Speaker 2: we're going to do it.
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Speaker 1: I feel like when I'm not in the studio, it's
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Speaker 1: very hard for us to be on the road now
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Speaker 1: and not be in the studio because the, you know,
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Speaker 1: we got to be out here doing standup and we're
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Speaker 1: just borrowing studios from, you know, assorted psychopaths that have
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Speaker 1: podcast studios in their homes, which are, generally people that
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Speaker 1: are unwell because.
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Speaker 2: They are coming down. What did he say?
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Speaker 1: Recorded 100 episodes? So he found 100 dying people. He
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Speaker 1: found 100 people who were dying and spoke to them
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Speaker 1: and said, would you like to do a podcast before
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Speaker 1: the end? Where does he find 100 dead dying people?
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Speaker 1: I couldn't find 100 dying people. I know very few
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Speaker 1: dying people. Where does he call the hospitals? You think
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Speaker 1: he has a guy in the hospital on the inside?
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Speaker 1: That goes, yeah, they're right about to check out. You guys,
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Speaker 1: he's in the end stage. Stage four, pancreatic cancer. You
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Speaker 1: want to come down here? You want to set up?
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Speaker 1: I guess they bring the people in here. So there's
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Speaker 1: been a hundred people brought down here that were about
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Speaker 1: to die.
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Speaker 3: To the basement.
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Speaker 1: And the last thing they see is this fucking setup.
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Speaker 1: The last thing they see is a ring light.
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Speaker 2: And a camera. And then he said it's for his product.
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Speaker 2: What's his product?
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Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I'm not quite sure. All these tech companies,
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Speaker 3: they're very, you know, you don't really know what they do.
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Speaker 3: You look at their website, it looks nice, but you
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Speaker 3: don't really know what's going on. And you just sort
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Speaker 3: of go, okay.
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Speaker 1: Well, I hope that he's successful and whatever. This story
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Speaker 1: really got me good here because I was a bad,
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Speaker 1: bad driver, right? Life is really about a collection of minutes, truly.
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Speaker 1: I mean, the things that matter in your life, you know,
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Speaker 1: the drudgery of the everyday, like me doing this.
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Speaker 2: It's like drudgery. But it's the minutes of it that
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Speaker 2: make it special or horrible. It's one of the two.
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Speaker 1: And the split-second things, you wake up one day, you go,
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Speaker 1: I'm going to do this. and then this, and then
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Speaker 1: something happens, and your entire life can be ruined. Or
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Speaker 1: it can be saved, maybe. This was a kid, and
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Speaker 1: I don't know how this story stumbled. I go down
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Speaker 1: to Tampa sometimes, and I read the Tampa Bay Times,
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Speaker 1: and there was an article about... this kid who got
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Speaker 1: into an accident while racing his buddy.
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Speaker 2: Uh, he was 18 years old.
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Speaker 1: He was in a new Mustang that his parents bought him, uh,
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Speaker 1: for graduation. He graduated high school and he was racing
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Speaker 1: on this thing. Uh, this road is called Bayshore Boulevard
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Speaker 1: in Tampa and Bayshore Boulevard is this kind of iconic
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Speaker 1: roadway that's framed with all these beautiful stately homes.
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Speaker 2: They're beautiful, multi-million dollar properties.
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Speaker 1: And his speed limit was about 45. I think they've
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Speaker 1: moved it down to 35. I went with my rental
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Speaker 1: car and I drove around the area where.
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Speaker 2: This accident was.
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Speaker 1: And this guy was doing 102 miles an hour on
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Speaker 1: that road, racing a friend. Now, as he's doing that,
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Speaker 1: A mother, a young mother, is crossing the street with
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Speaker 1: a baby. And he sees her. The other car swerves
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Speaker 1: out of the way.
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Speaker 2: He then.
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Speaker 1: Stops or tries to stop. The car gets about 30
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Speaker 1: miles an hour. He hits her and kills her instantly.
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Speaker 2: The baby.
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Speaker 1: thrown out of her arms, taken to the hospital, dies
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Speaker 1: the next day. Charged with vehicular manslaughter and received a
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Speaker 1: sentence of 24 years. Rich, white, good-looking. Kid is insanely good-looking.
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Speaker 1: Family was rich. Lived in a wealthy area of Tampa.
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Speaker 1: They sold their house. Yeah, play one of his... That's
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Speaker 1: the suicide suit they put him in, which is great.
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Speaker 1: They put you in a green anti-suicide suit. Now, the
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Speaker 1: other one, who's a little bit of an uggo, he
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Speaker 1: got six years, and this kid's brother, who was sitting
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Speaker 1: in the car next to him, who looks like Shrek,
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Speaker 1: got no time at all.
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Speaker 2: So they.
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Speaker 1: a lot of people feel bad for this kid because
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Speaker 1: he's so good looking. And a lot of people, you know,
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Speaker 1: like young girls on Tik TOK or like, you know.
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Speaker 2: They're, they're uploading all these things, you.
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Speaker 1: Know, like videos of him to, you know, I'm in
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Speaker 1: love with the criminal and these songs and here's the
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Speaker 1: Tik TOK.
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Speaker 2: We'll play it. This is what he was doing.
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Speaker 1: This guy, by the way, is down with the Florida
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Speaker 1: state penitentiary for 24 years. Just because, you know, he
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Speaker 1: made a mistake. And I'm not saying that, you know,
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Speaker 1: he shouldn't be punished.
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Speaker 2: He should be.
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Speaker 1: I mean, this is the family, happy family. They're all
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Speaker 1: going skydiving. They don't know that the end is coming.
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Speaker 1: Look at the one on the left, like Shrek. Now,
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Speaker 1: the end, I mean, look at it. I mean, you're
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Speaker 1: going to put him in jail. Why is this woman
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Speaker 1: walking her child.
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Speaker 2: In a.
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Speaker 1: You're like pushing her child. Like the idea that... First
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Speaker 1: of all, the idea that.
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Speaker 2: Look at that.
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Speaker 1: The idea that she's... The idea that she's blameless here
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Speaker 1: is a little ridiculous. It's a little ridiculous. No, I'll
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Speaker 1: be very honest with you. I understand he should be punished.
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Speaker 1: I understand he did the wrong thing.
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Speaker 2: But this is this... This is this dude's whole life here.
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Speaker 2: You know?
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Speaker 3: And.
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Speaker 2: It's a tough call because.
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Speaker 1: On one hand you have this beautiful, promising, white, rich
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Speaker 1: guy who's going to have this great life. And, and
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Speaker 1: then on the other hand, you have this like woman
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Speaker 1: with her baby, who's also a female and her like
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Speaker 1: fat husband who's like crying. So look at it. Can
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Speaker 1: we get the fat? I mean, look at that thing.
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Speaker 1: Now it's sad.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That they're dead. I'm very sad about that. I'm, I'm, I'm,
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Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't seem, fair. Now, Google Tristan Heron
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Speaker 1: because I am very much in favor of putting him
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Speaker 1: in jail because look at that.
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Speaker 2: Look at him.
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Speaker 1: Imagine having two children and one of them is that young.
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Speaker 1: One of them is this like movie star. And then
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Speaker 1: the other one is that put him in. He belongs
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Speaker 1: in the Florida state penitentiary. Look at that goon now.
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Speaker 1: And listen, it is just amazing. Cause I, I mean, listen,
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Speaker 1: we've all driven drunk. We've all done the wrong thing.
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Speaker 1: Many of us don't race our cars. That is stupid.
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Speaker 1: But anyone can make a big mistake and their life
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Speaker 1: can be over. And that's the lesson here. But not
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Speaker 1: anyone can be that good looking. It's a fact. It's
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Speaker 1: a true fact. When good looking people go out in
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Speaker 1: the world, they inspire other people. People can fantasize about them.
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Speaker 1: People can stalk them. can want to be them, people
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Speaker 1: can subscribe to the things they do. They're an economy.
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Speaker 1: Good-looking people can be an economy. And to lock this
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Speaker 1: dude away in a cell, to me, seems not right.
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Speaker 1: And people say, oh, is it because he's good?
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Speaker 2: Yes, 100%.
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Speaker 1: If it was this, I mean, can you imagine? I
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Speaker 1: would not even pay it any mind. Get what the
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Speaker 1: kid looks like now in jail.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's sad. This is a defense of him. By the way,
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Speaker 1: if anyone sees this and is angry, find that it is.
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Speaker 2: There it is. It's rough. Now you said they make
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Speaker 2: them shave their head.
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Speaker 3: I would imagine, right? Unless he already, like, joined a
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Speaker 3: gang or something.
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Speaker 1: What do you think they do the night before he
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Speaker 1: turns himself into jail? What is a family, if the
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Speaker 1: whole family's been shattered, what do you think they do?
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: You can't, like, just go to Dave and Buster's and, like,
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Speaker 3: have a good night, right? You got to do something.
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Speaker 1: Do you think they fuck? No, I'm like dead serious.
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Speaker 1: Like the night before, like when you have someone in
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Speaker 1: your home that looks like that, do you just say, hey?
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Speaker 1: Like if I was the judge in the case, like
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Speaker 1: I would never be a judge, but I would literally
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Speaker 1: just have to like, I would just have to like,
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Speaker 1: recuse myself because I would give him like time served.
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Speaker 1: I'd give him no time. I'd give him not a
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Speaker 1: day in jail, but he would have to come. Like
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Speaker 1: we do community service in my chambers every week. You know,
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Speaker 1: what if the judge gave him a chance? Like I'm
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Speaker 1: in the court and I'm like, hello. And, uh, I'm like,
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Speaker 1: you can fuck me or go to jail for 24 years.
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Speaker 1: And then he goes, I'll take the jail. And as
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Speaker 1: they're leading him out, he goes, and I'm by like
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Speaker 1: just a crazy insult. But I mean, what's he doing
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Speaker 1: in jail? Do you think a kid like this, he's
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Speaker 1: going to get bothered, right? By the other people.
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Speaker 2: Let's not say where he is. I don't want to get,
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Speaker 2: we don't, I don't know what the legal issues are here.
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Speaker 3: Well, that's public information.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 3: Where he's in prison.
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Speaker 2: Right. Can we visit him?
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Speaker 3: I believe we could, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Can we, like, reach out to him?
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Speaker 3: I think we could figure out how to write a
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Speaker 3: letter to him, but I don't think we can call
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Speaker 3: him or anything. No FaceTiming, no nothing like that.
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Speaker 1: We could write a letter to him. I could be
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Speaker 1: a pen pal to him. What are the chances I
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Speaker 1: could fuck him?
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Speaker 2: Like, in jail. In jail.
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Speaker 1: Do you have to be married to someone to have
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Speaker 1: sex with them in jail?
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Speaker 3: I don't think so, no.
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Speaker 1: I'm wondering if I would go to jail with just
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Speaker 1: the idea that I could be in a prison relationship
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Speaker 1: with this dude. I mean, I don't know how to
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Speaker 1: react to all this. I'm very sad that the mother
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Speaker 1: and the baby died.
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Speaker 2: It's horrible.
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Speaker 1: I think they should imprison the brother and then the
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Speaker 1: other kid. But this guy isn't.
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Speaker 2: Just good looking.
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Speaker 1: I mean, he's insanely good looking. That's got to count.
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Speaker 1: If I were the judge, I would say that. I'd
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Speaker 1: be like, it's very hard to even sentence you because
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Speaker 1: you're just this beautiful young man who's going to have
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Speaker 1: a great life. And the judge is like, I know
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Speaker 1: you'll make a woman happy. I know you'll make her
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Speaker 1: very happy. And I can picture you making her happy.
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Speaker 2: I'm thinking about you making her happy.
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about you make yourself happy on a Saturday
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Speaker 1: morning when you're alone. You probably make yourself happy. I'm
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Speaker 1: thinking of that. I'm thinking of you making a woman happy.
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of you getting too drunk and maybe making
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Speaker 1: one of your male friends happy. I'm thinking about all
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Speaker 1: of the things that you're going to miss out on.
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Speaker 2: And he's going to come out of prison gross, ugly, bald.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, late 40s.
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Speaker 2: Balding.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: With skin issues. There's gotta be another way.
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Speaker 1: Truly. There's gotta be another thing to do with this dude.
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Speaker 1: He only killed two people with a car.
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Speaker 2: Literally.
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Speaker 1: He killed like two people. There's gotta be a better
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Speaker 1: way to handle this situation. You know, And I don't
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Speaker 1: know what it is, but I want... Can we write
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Speaker 1: him a letter?
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Speaker 3: We can write him a letter.
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Speaker 2: Start composing a letter right now.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Dear Cameron. Let's write him a letter. Let's see if he's...
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Speaker 2: Doc here.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: Dear.
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Speaker 2: Dear Cameron.
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Speaker 4: Cameron.
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Speaker 2: Your story moved me.
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Speaker 1: I was a bad driver when I was young. Have
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Speaker 1: you ever masturbated while driving, LOL? You're not spelling it right, dummy.
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Speaker 3: I spelled masturbating wrong?
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Speaker 2: I think so. Maybe not.
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Speaker 3: Well, then it'd pop up. I think there's two ways
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Speaker 3: to spell it. You can do it with a U also.
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Speaker 2: Have you ever masturbated while driving? LOL. I have. Have
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Speaker 2: you ever gotten roadhead?
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Speaker 1: I would like to suck you in your car while
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Speaker 1: we drive around killing people. I know you are a
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Speaker 1: good person and you didn't mean it. What does your
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Speaker 1: asshole taste like? I hope you are finding God. This
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Speaker 1: is very tough to write. Can I visit you in prison?
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Speaker 1: Let's now read it back to me, because I want
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Speaker 1: to make sure, because I want it to sound good. Like,
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Speaker 1: I don't want it, I obviously want to, I think
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Speaker 1: it should be, like, appreciate the gravity of the situation,
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Speaker 1: but also.
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Speaker 3: You want to be sensitive, but.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker 3: Dear Cameron, your story moved me. I was a bad
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Speaker 3: driver when I was young. Have you ever masturbated while driving?
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Speaker 2: LOL. I have.
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Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten roadhead? I would like to suck
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Speaker 3: you in your car while we drive around killing people.
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Speaker 3: I know you are a good person and you didn't
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Speaker 3: mean it. What does your asshole taste like? I hope
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Speaker 3: you are finding God. This is very tough to write.
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Speaker 3: Can I visit you in prison?
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Speaker 2: It's not a bad letter.
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Speaker 1: Like.
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Speaker 2: Because people need– I've spoke to some.
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Speaker 1: People that have done a hard time and what they
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Speaker 1: really need is something kind of like that motivates them
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Speaker 1: but also gives them perspective. I think even though that short,
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Speaker 1: I think it, It jumps around a little bit, and
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Speaker 1: it gives him a few different things to think about.
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Speaker 1: Save that, I don't know that we'll send it. We're
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Speaker 1: not gonna send it. I really do feel bad for
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Speaker 1: the dude. I don't know what to do. It's very sad, right?
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Speaker 1: But if he wasn't good looking, no one would care.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't care. No one would care. But it is
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Speaker 1: crazy when you think about it, as somebody who is
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Speaker 1: a bad driver, like.
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Speaker 2: You know, it could have been me. It could have
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Speaker 2: been you.
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Speaker 1: It could have been anybody in 24 years.
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Speaker 2: It's a real moral question. You know?
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Speaker 1: Should insanely hot people be subject to the same laws
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Speaker 1: that other... I don't care if this kid killed my mother.
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Speaker 1: I would not want him in jail.
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Speaker 2: Truly.
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Speaker 1: If he killed my mother, my father, my stepmother, my aunts, uncles,
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Speaker 1: if he, I'm telling you right now, if this guy
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Speaker 1: killed my entire family and most of my friends, except Ben,
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Speaker 1: because we got to do this, but if he killed
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Speaker 1: everyone I knew, I would still get on my knees
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Speaker 1: for him immediately and say, you know, hey, you are.
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Speaker 1: Someone is that good looking, they should, it is kind
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Speaker 1: of a superpower.
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Speaker 2: You know?
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Speaker 3: If the rich and famous don't go to prison, why
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Speaker 3: should the hot?
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Speaker 1: That's a good question. No one's even famous anymore, really.
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Speaker 1: I mean, look at that face he makes with the
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Speaker 1: big eyes when he learns he's getting 24 years. It's
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Speaker 1: brutal to watch.
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Speaker 2: It's brutal. He learns he's getting 24 years. That's tough.
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Speaker 1: Um, um, and, and many gay people wish I didn't, but, uh, uh, the,
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Speaker 2: Like I've since talked to the kid. It's not, it's very,
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Speaker 1: They all are anyone involved in like politics on like
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Speaker 1: a collegiate level or high school. I mean, they're all insufferable,
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Speaker 1: you know, kids in politics or it's the worst. And, uh, I,
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Speaker 1: I wrote him an email, like a nice email, not
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Speaker 1: I mean, this was like a nice one. And he
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Speaker 1: sent me back one or whatever. I was like, hey,
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Speaker 1: I think that you're brave for what you're doing or whatever.
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Speaker 1: And some other kid was defending him who later was
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Speaker 1: found out was like a pedophile. Some kid was like,
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Speaker 1: some other kid at Duke, legit, was like, you're not
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Speaker 1: going to. It's like one of the other ones.
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Speaker 2: This is all true.
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Speaker 1: You can look it up and Google it. but I
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Speaker 1: don't want to start using people's names. I don't know how,
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Speaker 1: but you can Google this. His like biggest defender was
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Speaker 1: like a pedophile. Like one of the other college Republicans
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Speaker 1: was like, this guy, it's wrong to fucking, and then
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Speaker 1: he was fucking kids. So, or not, but looking at them, whatever,
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Speaker 1: I don't know. And this guy's like a lawyer now
26:36
Speaker 1: and he's like fat. So I don't have any interest,
26:39
Speaker 1: but I did email him every now and then I'll
26:42
Speaker 1: email him.
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Speaker 2: Let's fuck.
26:43
Speaker 1: Cause he has a, a law firm in Philadelphia where
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Speaker 1: he does anti-discrimination law, just whenever some like useless gay
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Speaker 1: person gets fired, they call this moron. And then he
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Speaker 1: just like goes to court and he's like, you're fucking.
26:59
Speaker 2: You threw out Tammy because she's a big barn dyke.
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Speaker 1: And it's like, no, she like got drunk and showed
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Speaker 1: up three hours late and then like fought someone. And
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Speaker 1: he's like, it's, you know, so he's just doing like
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Speaker 1: discrimination law.
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Speaker 2: Can we, are we legally allowed to look at his like,
27:19
Speaker 2: He has an LGBTQ law scam.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.
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Speaker 1: Where it's like, if you are non-binary and are a
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Speaker 1: horrible employee and get fired, you call this guy.
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Speaker 2: And he shows up.
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Speaker 1: And he'll convince you that you're getting fired because you're gay.
27:41
Speaker 2: He'll be like, are you gay? You'll be like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: but I stole from the company.
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Speaker 1: He'll be like, but you're gay. And there's no place
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Speaker 1: for you in the straight world. So that's why they
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Speaker 1: fired you. And you're like, well, I don't know about that.
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Speaker 1: I got to be honest. I mean, I was embezzling money. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: for your transition, because they wouldn't pay for it, right?
28:05
Speaker 2: I guess. So he's just like a con artist. It's
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Speaker 2: a con. It's a scam.
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Speaker 6: And.
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Speaker 1: I would email him every now and then, let's fuck,
28:20
Speaker 1: but he doesn't email me back anymore. He used to
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Speaker 1: email me back, but now he doesn't email me back.
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Speaker 1: We can't look at his website?
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Speaker 3: Well, one, he's a lawyer, right?
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Speaker 2: So what? He's not a good lawyer.
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Speaker 1: He's defending gay people who get fired from Wendy's.
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Speaker 2: He's not a good lawyer.
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Speaker 3: If you want to go through, though, I'll look it up.
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Speaker 2: It's like someone who's.
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Speaker 1: Like, yo, bitch, I told you we ain't got no Frosties.
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Speaker 2: And then they get fired.
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Speaker 1: And then he shows up and he's like, the injustice
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Speaker 1: done here today. He thinks he's like Martin Luther King.
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Speaker 1: He's like, the injustice, you know? What's your name, Shadow?
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Speaker 1: When Shadow got a job here at this fucking, you know, Checkers,
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Speaker 1: Shadow was an openly gay man, and that made everybody uncomfortable.
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Speaker 1: And then, like, the other person has to get up
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Speaker 1: and go, Shadow was fired for selling meth in the
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Speaker 1: parking lot of Checkers. He was actually warned multiple times
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Speaker 1: to not sell meth and didn't.
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Speaker 2: It anyway.
29:43
Speaker 1: It's because he's a gay man. I'm sure there are
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Speaker 1: instances of people that are fired because they're... Yeah, so
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Speaker 1: this is like.
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Speaker 2: This is his. Yep. Yep. Here we go. That's him.
29:57
Speaker 2: Two months ago. This is a review. This is a
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Speaker 2: review of this kid's law practice. Should have fucked me.
30:03
Speaker 2: This is a review. Very unprofessional in the way that
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Speaker 2: he communicates.
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Speaker 1: You're telling me. And lack thereof. He would schedule a
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Speaker 1: call to me, never call. And I would reach out
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Speaker 1: and he would act like I was bothering him. I
30:15
Speaker 1: found it to be very rude in his communication. He
30:17
Speaker 1: would get an attitude when I'd reach out to him.
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Speaker 1: He was scheduled to appeal at an unemployment hearing via
30:22
Speaker 1: phone for my case and never showed up. When I
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Speaker 1: questioned it, his response was he wasn't planning on attending.
30:29
Speaker 1: He sent a letter stating he would attend to be
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Speaker 1: nice and told me no good deed goes unpunished. Would
30:37
Speaker 1: definitely not recommend. Let's see some other reviews.
30:41
Speaker 3: This one's not good either.
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Speaker 2: Very rude and standoff personality. I agree.
30:47
Speaker 1: Does not like you to contact him unless he contacts you.
30:51
Speaker 1: I had to email him three times in a week
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Speaker 1: to receive callback.
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Speaker 2: Who fires him, by the way? He needs to be fired.
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Speaker 1: And when he called, he was angry because he said
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Speaker 1: him calling me was taking time out of his day.
31:04
Speaker 1: Mind you, I haven't spoken to him for three months.
31:06
Speaker 1: I decided to go with another attorney who no longer
31:08
Speaker 1: needed services. Huh.
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Speaker 2: One guy just writes, worked on my case till the end.
31:15
Speaker 2: Thank you. Are those it? No, he's got more.
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Speaker 3: Let's see what he's got here.
31:24
Speaker 1: Another one star. I sought help from this individual. He
31:27
Speaker 1: was very dismissive before I presented my issue to him.
31:30
Speaker 1: And I did not appreciate the level of unprofessionalism.
31:34
Speaker 2: That was accompanied when I reached out to him. I
31:35
Speaker 2: will not be utilizing his... He's a horrible lawyer. And
31:38
Speaker 2: then that one's the pedophile. Just gave him five stars.
31:42
Speaker 2: I swear to God. That's the dude who's like... He
31:45
Speaker 2: got caught with the... Just gave him five stars. So...
31:51
Speaker 2: Put him in jail. Here's my point. I sent him
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Speaker 2: like a lovely email early on.
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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you know, I think what you're
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Speaker 1: doing is great and you're standing up for who you
32:06
Speaker 1: are and da-da-da-da-da. And then he spun off into this like,
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Speaker 1: he's like the worst attorney ever, apparently. He like riles
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Speaker 1: up these gay people to believe that they've been fired
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Speaker 1: and maybe some of them have for discrimination. And then
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Speaker 1: when they call him, He doesn't answer his phone because
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Speaker 1: he's out doing Molly or something. He's all coked out,
32:31
Speaker 1: and they call him, and he's like, I don't know.
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Speaker 2: He's like, who is this?
32:38
Speaker 1: Girl, you better find a lawyer. But I wish him well.
32:53
Speaker 1: He was really good-looking.
32:56
Speaker 2: Can we Google image? Are we allowed to do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:59
Speaker 2: So back in the day, he was very good-looking. But
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Speaker 2: then it kind of, you know....
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
33:05
Speaker 2: He might be good-looking again.
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Speaker 3: This was the picture.
33:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when he was good-looking. The nose is a
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Speaker 2: little big. But that's when he was good-looking. And then... Then, yeah. No,
33:17
Speaker 2: that's a different person.
33:18
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
33:19
Speaker 1: But then he got like, find his website. We should
33:24
Speaker 1: call his. You should call him and say you're fired
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Speaker 1: because you're gay.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Find his number. Call him right now. I don't
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Speaker 2: think we can do that. Why not?
33:34
Speaker 3: We're recording without his consent.
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Speaker 1: Just tell him you're fired because you're gay. He can't
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Speaker 1: sue us. He won't even show up.
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Speaker 3: This looks like he's a contributor to this website. This
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Speaker 3: must be it.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Doesn't he have a website?
33:48
Speaker 3: This looks like it's a.
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Speaker 2: That's not his website. Just write lawyer. Lawyer.
34:03
Speaker 3: There's a couple different lawyers with his name is the problem.
34:06
Speaker 3: He's not like he's the biggest one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there he is. There he is. Yeah, right there. Okay.
34:13
Speaker 2: Call him. Call him from your phone. Call him right
34:16
Speaker 2: now and tell him that you're fired because you're gay.
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Speaker 3: Find his phone number.
34:22
Speaker 2: Say, I was fired because I'm gay.
34:24
Speaker 3: Oh, his license is inactive.
34:28
Speaker 2: Call him anyway.
34:32
Speaker 3: No phone number here.
34:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a phone number. If you go back up.
34:37
Speaker 2: Go back up.
34:38
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he litigates.
34:45
Speaker 1: Claims of employment discrimination, including ones he makes up. He literally,
34:52
Speaker 1: he would tell me, he'd go, yeah, not every one
34:54
Speaker 1: of them gets fired for being gay, but, you know,
34:55
Speaker 1: who knows?
34:57
Speaker 2: We don't know why they were fired.
34:58
Speaker 1: We just, you know, we just say it's because the CEO,
35:01
Speaker 1: you know, the boss hates gay people.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to call this right here.
35:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, call that. Call that and go, I was fired
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Speaker 2: from Sonic because I'm gay. Yeah. Tell him.
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Speaker 3: Let me connect this.
35:18
Speaker 2: Tell him I was fired from Sonic because I'm gay.
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Speaker 2: I met a friend. My drag queen friend said you
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Speaker 3: Okay, I have to let him know I'm recording.
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Speaker 2: Say hello first.
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Speaker 3: And then what's my story?
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Speaker 4: You're fired from Sonic.
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Speaker 7: Dude, he doesn't have a business anymore.
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Speaker 2: Dude, I think he might just be smoking krill. Let
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Speaker 3: Okay, I was fired from Sonic for being Are you
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Speaker 3: Hi, Justin.
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Speaker 2: Speaking of gay topics. This kid that pretended to come out, this...
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Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo's ex-boyfriend, what's his name?
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Speaker 1: This guy, he said Harry Styles was good looking.
41:20
Speaker 2: And then they're like, are you gay? And he's like, no,
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Speaker 2: I'm not.
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Speaker 1: And then he realized that wasn't the move. So then
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Speaker 2: I forget his name. Joshua Bassett. Yeah. By the way,
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Speaker 2: he shares powerful message about sexuality. It's okay to still
41:44
Speaker 2: be figuring out who you are. No, it's not. How
41:47
Speaker 2: old is he? No, it isn't. How old is he?
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Speaker 3: Let's see.
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Speaker 2: What are you going to figure out, Josh? You're an adult.
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Speaker 2: You should know who you want to fuck. You want
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Speaker 2: to fuck women.
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Speaker 3: He's 20.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. You're not really figuring much out at 20 anymore.
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Speaker 2: You know you're not gay. You're lying.
42:04
Speaker 1: And immediately he first came out and he went... Find
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Speaker 1: his first statement. His first statement, he just says, Harry
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Speaker 1: Styles is hot. And then he said something like, I
42:15
Speaker 1: guess this is my coming out video. Clearly is a joke.
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Speaker 1: He does it clearly as a joke. The media, of course,
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Speaker 1: hops on it and goes, well.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's probably on YouTube is where he put it.
42:26
Speaker 2: I don't know.
42:26
Speaker 1: But the media hops on it and goes, look at
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Speaker 1: Joshua Bassett coming out as queer.
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Speaker 2: And then he goes, no, no, no.
42:33
Speaker 1: I was, that's not me. Yeah, watch this. Watch him
42:37
Speaker 1: address his sexuality. I mean, it's like, what are we
42:40
Speaker 1: talking about? By the way, can we watch this?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we can watch this.
42:44
Speaker 1: These are brain dead. These are three brain dead people.
42:48
Speaker 1: By the way, imagine these people having jobs.
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Speaker 6: The musical star Josh Bassett got a lot of attention
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Speaker 6: a couple of days ago with his comments about Harry
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Speaker 6: Styles as he answered fan questions for Clever News. Take
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Speaker 7: What I love about Harry Styles is he's a very
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Speaker 7: classy man, and he's also very well-rounded. And, you know,
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Speaker 7: he kind of does it all, like acting, singing, fashion.
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43:16
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Speaker 7: Does that make sense?
43:20
Speaker 6: He's just cool. Like, he's cool.
43:21
Speaker 7: Who doesn't think Harry Styles is cool?
43:23
Speaker 6: Also, he's hot, you know? He's very charming, too.
43:28
Speaker 2: Lots of things.
43:29
Speaker 6: I guess this is my.
43:31
Speaker 7: Is this also my coming out video? I guess.
43:37
Speaker 5: Okay, so people assume this is a 20-year-old coming out
43:39
Speaker 5: as gay. When I watched that clip, I was like,
43:41
Speaker 5: hold on, people. I'm not sure that's what he's doing here.
43:43
Speaker 5: But yeah, the media outlet Gay Times posted an article
43:45
Speaker 5: around it. The popular Twitter account Pop Crave said this
43:48
Speaker 5: was him coming out of the closet. But Joshua didn't
43:51
Speaker 5: say anything right away at first.
43:54
Speaker 6: Yeah, but then he did post this message on Instagram yesterday.
43:58
Speaker 6: He says this. My entire life, people have told me
44:00
Speaker 6: my sexuality.
44:01
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
44:01
Speaker 6: People have shamed me for things they know nothing about.
44:04
Speaker 1: What?
44:04
Speaker 6: I want to say thank you to those of you
44:06
Speaker 6: who stand for love and acceptance.
44:08
Speaker 2: Are you gay or not? Toxicity, hatred, and negativity.
44:10
Speaker 6: Say less about the subject.
44:11
Speaker 2: Do you suck dick or not? I know it's archaic.
44:14
Speaker 6: It's 2021. We are the generation of love and growth.
44:17
Speaker 2: What does that mean? You're not the generation of love
44:20
Speaker 2: and growth.
44:21
Speaker 6: Damn me to hell. I love you all the same.
44:24
Speaker 2: Love you.
44:25
Speaker 6: Love who you love shamelessly. It's okay to still be
44:29
Speaker 6: figuring out who you are. Life's too short to let
44:32
Speaker 6: ignorance and hatred win. I choose love. So along with
44:37
Speaker 6: that message, she posted this song.
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Speaker 3: But this is where you.
44:44
Speaker 1: Like, He's dating a woman. He dates women. But he
44:51
Speaker 1: still gets that. Like, the gay community constantly falls for
44:54
Speaker 1: this shit. Like, Nick Jonas did it all the time. Like,
44:57
Speaker 1: he shakes his dick, and everyone's like.
44:59
Speaker 2: Are you gay? I think he's gay. It's like, they're not.
45:03
Speaker 2: They're taking advantage of you. Okay?
45:07
Speaker 1: It's like what Elvis did to the blacks. It's like
45:11
Speaker 1: Nick Jonas dresses like a 70s fucking leather daddy and
45:16
Speaker 1: jumps around in the gay community. He's like, oh my God,
45:19
Speaker 1: he's fucking a woman and taking your.
45:23
Speaker 2: Money, dummy.
45:26
Speaker 1: And then this guy's going to do it. This guy
45:27
Speaker 1: should have to have sex with a guy on camera.
45:30
Speaker 1: He should have to have sex with a guy that
45:31
Speaker 1: killed that mother and her child. Where's the lawyer to
45:38
Speaker 1: represent this?
45:38
Speaker 2: Where's our lawyer? He's not calling back, huh? No. Apparently,
45:43
Speaker 2: he's not that good at his job.
45:45
Speaker 3: I'll try texting him, maybe.
45:47
Speaker 2: Text him.
45:48
Speaker 1: This is Scooter. My name is Scooter. I was fired
45:52
Speaker 1: from Sonic because I'm gay. That's all you have to say.
45:58
Speaker 1: My name is Scooter. I was fired from Sonic because
46:02
Speaker 1: I'm gay. Call me back, and let's make them pay.
46:07
Speaker 1: Dollar, dollar, dollar sign, and then a wink. This guy's
46:23
Speaker 1: barely a real lawyer.
46:25
Speaker 2: No, it's all fake. He can't get anything fucking done.
46:36
Speaker 1: Get him out of here. Go to Drudge for a second.
46:44
Speaker 1: I wanted to pull up one thing before we get
46:46
Speaker 1: out of here. We'll be back in the studio eventually.
46:50
Speaker 2: Being on the road here is... Oh, the president of Haiti.
46:54
Speaker 2: We got him. Or someone got him. Not us, but someone.
46:57
Speaker 3: 17 people have been arrested.
46:58
Speaker 1: He was like a puppet of ours, so I think
47:01
Speaker 1: he was safe.
47:05
Speaker 2: But... Oh, yeah, this is great.
47:10
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale Airport terminals evacuated amid bomb threat. Passengers deplaned.
47:17
Speaker 1: People on flights now are just beating each other up.
47:21
Speaker 1: People calling in bomb threats to the airlines. Yeah.
47:24
Speaker 2: Flights are being delayed.
47:25
Speaker 3: They stopped serving alcohol on a lot of airlines.
47:26
Speaker 2: They stopped serving alcohol on a lot of flights. You
47:31
Speaker 2: still have to wear the mask.
47:32
Speaker 1: Travel is still as miserable as it's ever been. Lauderdale
47:37
Speaker 1: Hollywood International Airport evacuated. investigate security-related incidents. The media has
47:43
Speaker 1: nothing to talk about now. They're just calling in bomb
47:45
Speaker 1: threats to airports. They're like, well, yeah, COVID, we're trying
47:49
Speaker 1: to do that Delta thing. It's not working. You know,
47:52
Speaker 1: we can't get people riled up about Trump. So why
47:55
Speaker 1: don't you call in a bomb threat to the airport?
47:59
Speaker 1: How about you just call in a bomb threat to
48:00
Speaker 1: the airport and then we'll figure that out?
48:04
Speaker 2: We're going to get out of here, folks. Patreon.com, Tim
48:06
Speaker 2: Dillon Show. We are in New York. Caroline's is all
48:11
Speaker 2: sold out.
48:12
Speaker 1: There are tickets left for the Wilbur Theater in Boston
48:15
Speaker 1: and Foxwoods in Connecticut.
48:17
Speaker 2: We're out on the road.
48:18
Speaker 1: So some of these studios were going to be makeshift,
48:21
Speaker 1: like the one here in the home of this character.
48:26
Speaker 1: And I wish him well with all of his things,
48:29
Speaker 1: whatever he's doing with people that are about to die.
48:34
Speaker 2: It's always nice. Why can't you meet one tech person.
48:37
Speaker 1: Whose description of what they do isn't completely haunting?
48:43
Speaker 2: Like completely haunting. He goes, yeah, we just, you know,
48:48
Speaker 2: we deal with people who are right about to die. Oh, lovely.
48:52
Speaker 2: Thank you. Thanks for that.
48:57
Speaker 1: But the Wilbur Theater in Boston, we've added shows, we've
48:59
Speaker 1: added tickets. Foxwoods, there are some tickets as well. Irvine,
49:04
Speaker 1: California at the end of the month. Grand Rapids, Michigan,
49:07
Speaker 1: I'm in a theater there. Royal Oak, Michigan, theater there. August,
49:11
Speaker 1: San Diego, California, I'm there. Las Vegas is a music festival.
49:16
Speaker 1: If you want to go to that, I'm performing too.
49:20
Speaker 1: Chicago from the 24th through the 28th.
49:24
Speaker 2: I'm at the Schomburg Improv.
49:28
Speaker 1: And it's in the burbs, but the capacity is bigger.
49:31
Speaker 1: So we've got to go to where the people can come.
49:34
Speaker 1: To Schomburg Improv. Get tickets for that in Chicago at
49:38
Speaker 1: the end of August. Let's close down the summer together.
49:43
Speaker 1: It'll be a lot of fun. Hopefully we don't get
49:45
Speaker 1: sued by that guy. But it's the reality. This is
49:51
Speaker 1: what he's about.
49:52
Speaker 2: He could have showed up, fucked me, we could have
49:54
Speaker 2: been done.
49:55
Speaker 1: I would have never had a bad word to say
49:57
Speaker 1: about him. And I still don't have anything bad to
49:59
Speaker 1: say about him. I respect fake business. I respect everything
50:02
Speaker 1: he does. And God bless him. I have no issue
50:07
Speaker 1: with him. We're heading to Long Island tomorrow, the great
50:10
Speaker 1: Long Island, which Ben has come to love and appreciate.
50:13
Speaker 2: What do you like about it the most? The ignorance,
50:17
Speaker 2: the racism.
50:18
Speaker 3: Probably the racism, yeah.
50:20
Speaker 2: It's an insanely racist place.
50:21
Speaker 3: They're so racist.
50:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, the food is very good. Sloth-like people.
50:28
Speaker 1: It's very interesting when people are big and move slow,
50:31
Speaker 1: but they have an anger to them. That's Long Island.
50:34
Speaker 1: They're big and sloth-like and move slow, but there's an
50:38
Speaker 1: anger to them. It's like the, what do they call
50:41
Speaker 1: them in Star Wars? The big, the things that the
50:43
Speaker 1: sand people wrote?
50:44
Speaker 3: Oh, the, not the Ewoks.
50:46
Speaker 2: The Tauntauns?
50:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
50:47
Speaker 2: It's kind of like Long Island. It's Tauntauns. There's just a,
50:51
Speaker 2: like an anger.
50:53
Speaker 1: But we'll be going there and we'll be doing shows
50:55
Speaker 1: at Caroline's, which I'm very excited about. And then we'll
50:59
Speaker 1: be back in the studio. Really cool new stuff. Go
51:02
Speaker 1: listen to that Glenn Greenwald episode if you haven't.
51:05
Speaker 2: It is a.
51:08
Speaker 1: Really amazing look at the last year from somebody who's
51:14
Speaker 1: looked at it very closely. The last few years, but
51:18
Speaker 1: specifically the last year, we talk a little bit about
51:21
Speaker 1: January 6th, and we talk about what's going on out there.
51:29
Speaker 1: But we've got some cool new videos coming out. The
51:32
Speaker 1: live shows have been really fun. It's been great to
51:34
Speaker 1: have everybody out there supporting us. Go check out that
51:39
Speaker 1: episode I did on Rogan. Ray Kump is coming up soon.
51:44
Speaker 2: We're going to New York. We're going to see him.
51:46
Speaker 2: He'll be on the Patreon as well. And I'm a
51:50
Speaker 2: little scared of being here in this house. Like, I
51:53
Speaker 2: can't believe you didn't even.
51:56
Speaker 3: Well, this was actually our best option, if you could
51:57
Speaker 3: believe it, so.
51:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, did you do any research at all
52:01
Speaker 2: on these?
52:02
Speaker 3: The other emails were like, hey, I have a basement.
52:06
Speaker 1: Yeah.
52:06
Speaker 3: And, like, that was it.
52:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not good. They just said, I have a basement?
52:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
52:12
Speaker 3: So this was, like, the only people that have podcast
52:15
Speaker 3: studios are tech people and then, like, open micers who
52:17
Speaker 3: do it, like, twice a year.
52:19
Speaker 1: Right, and the tech people want to do it because they, like,
52:23
Speaker 1: think they need to be heard. Yeah.
52:26
Speaker 7: Yeah.
52:27
Speaker 2: Okay. And maybe they do. Maybe they do.
52:31
Speaker 1: But I wish everyone the best here. What I like
52:33
Speaker 1: is I'm looking at just an open vent.
52:38
Speaker 4: You know?
52:39
Speaker 2: That's comforting, huh? We're in the middle of the woods.
52:42
Speaker 2: We drove, like, through the woods to get here. Down, like,
52:46
Speaker 2: a long road. Yeah. I just hope they kill you, too.
52:53
Speaker 2: I hope they don't let you live. What a waste.
52:57
Speaker 2: To let you live and golf.
53:00
Speaker 1: I just hope if it comes down to it, I
53:02
Speaker 1: hope it's both of us that get it. And then
53:07
Speaker 1: I hope that fucking fraud lawyer gets it too. I
53:10
Speaker 1: hope they kill him.
53:14
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. But I do hope they let Cameron out
53:16
Speaker 2: of prison. You know?
53:19
Speaker 1: It's a few minutes of life. And, you know, I
53:24
Speaker 1: was joking earlier. about him you know obviously we're not
53:29
Speaker 1: sending him letters but you know he is someone who
53:34
Speaker 1: I mean it just fucks with your head that your
53:37
Speaker 1: life can be altered that quickly irreversibly you know your
53:44
Speaker 1: entire life shattered your family's life shattered and yes the
53:47
Speaker 1: mother and her child they're unfortunately dead and people want
53:52
Speaker 1: vengeance and I understand that They want someone to be punished,
53:57
Speaker 1: you know? But there is, you know, a certain consideration.
54:05
Speaker 1: There are so few people that are truly really beautiful people.
54:11
Speaker 2: And many of them are demons from hell, but we
54:13
Speaker 2: tolerate that.
54:14
Speaker 1: We tolerate that because they are good looking. And I,
54:18
Speaker 1: in this case, you know, the judge sent them up
54:24
Speaker 1: the river.
54:24
Speaker 2: 24 years. I would have said one month at my school,
54:37
Speaker 2: my driving school. You know, it's sad.
54:42
Speaker 1: It's very, very tough because on one hand, two people
54:47
Speaker 1: are dead, including a baby. But on the other hand,
54:54
Speaker 1: I mean, this guy, you know, He's almost a perfect
54:58
Speaker 1: person with the brown hair and the curly hair and
55:00
Speaker 1: the eyes, the blue eyes.
55:03
Speaker 2: Put his brother away. Kill his brother.
55:06
Speaker 1: They should be able to make deals like that in court.
55:08
Speaker 1: They should be able to be like, we'll shoot our
55:10
Speaker 1: other son in the head right now. This big ape,
55:14
Speaker 1: we'll shoot him in the head. Don't take this gorgeous one.
55:18
Speaker 1: This Shrek, we will shoot him in the head. We
55:21
Speaker 1: will cap him. We'll let the guy do it. We'll
55:26
Speaker 1: let the husband of this poor woman who died, we'll
55:30
Speaker 1: let him shoot our son in the head. But we
55:36
Speaker 1: want to keep the hot one. You don't want to
55:39
Speaker 1: introduce that lug. You want to say, here's our hot son.
55:44
Speaker 2: You know? You don't want to be like, our hot
55:47
Speaker 2: son's in jail. But now they can never go out again.
55:51
Speaker 2: You know? I mean, it just ruins everyone's life.
55:55
Speaker 1: Don't drive fast. Slow down. It's not worth it. Unless
56:04
Speaker 1: you're gay and you can get away with it. If
56:06
Speaker 1: you kill someone, maybe that lawyer will take your case.
56:11
Speaker 1: The judge would be like, well, you did kill that
56:13
Speaker 1: mother and her baby, but you are gay.
56:17
Speaker 2: And I understand that you've been through some tough things. Yes.
56:22
Speaker 1: Judge, you know I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm
56:26
Speaker 1: being a gay black guy, but he's like, you know,
56:29
Speaker 1: I'm Thar. And the judge is.
56:30
Speaker 2: Like, I understand that.
56:33
Speaker 1: And the judge goes, all right, I'm going to sentence
56:35
Speaker 1: you to two weeks in jail.
56:38
Speaker 2: For the death because you're gay of the mother and
56:42
Speaker 2: the daughter. Judge, I'm also trans.
56:46
Speaker 1: You will have no time. In fact, we will be
56:50
Speaker 1: putting in the husband of her. He will go to jail.
56:54
Speaker 1: and serve it for you. TimDillonComedy.com, if you want tickets
57:02
Speaker 1: to any shows, we really got to get out of.
57:04
Speaker 2: This fucking thing. I'm kind of scared being here. I
57:10
Speaker 2: don't have a good feeling about it. Do you have
57:12
Speaker 2: a good feeling about it?
57:15
Speaker 3: I have a bad feeling about when he listens to this,
57:17
Speaker 3: since he has my contact and everything.
57:18
Speaker 2: What's he going to do?
57:19
Speaker 3: I'd probably be upset.
57:21
Speaker 2: Why?
57:22
Speaker 3: Because he let us into his home, loaned us his space,
57:24
Speaker 3: and then you just, like, ripped him to shreds.
57:32
Speaker 2: But that's the show. But I'm, you know.
57:37
Speaker 3: He should have known better.
57:38
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything negative.
57:40
Speaker 3: No. Not about his character or anything like that, I
57:43
Speaker 3: don't think.
57:50
Speaker 6: I'm just.
57:52
Speaker 2: Can we get out of here, please, quietly? Just pack
57:58
Speaker 2: everything up. Let's go. Let's do ads and then we'll... Oh,
58:02
Speaker 2: the fucking ads. Can we just do ads now? Yeah. Ready?
58:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
58:06
Speaker 3: Okay, let me download them. That's the episode, folks.