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Chris DeStefano Explains Why He Loves New York & America + Why He Doesn't Use Social Media · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: Ready, Welcome to another episode of Busting with Your Boy,
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  Speaker 1: Busting with the Boys, Busting with Your Boys. I'm your
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  Speaker 1: host Will Compton, co host Taylor Lawan. He is out
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  Speaker 1: in Canada right now. Your boy just got back from Italy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about as Tanna as I've ever been. Get a
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  Speaker 1: good look. This will be the Tannis I will ever be.
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  Speaker 2: Guys. It is.
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  Speaker 1: Two week vacation is a long vacation. It's a fucking
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  Speaker 1: long time to be away. But the wife he wanted it.
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  Speaker 1: The wife he wanted two weeks. She went to travel.
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  Speaker 1: She wanted hit Europe. Back before COVID hit. We had
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  Speaker 1: a trip planned, a two week trip that had like
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  Speaker 1: Italy involved in Europe and Croatia and shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking ready to put a gun to my
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  Speaker 1: head because I don't enjoy being gone that long. But
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  Speaker 1: I've never really done it. The most we did was
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  Speaker 1: our honeymoon. That was the biggest vacation I ever went
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  Speaker 1: on in my life. I'm usually used to being gone
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  Speaker 1: for a week long weekend, maybe four days, maybe five,
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  Speaker 1: but never ten, never fucking two weeks. But I know
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  Speaker 1: how much we've been doing this year, and I know
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  Speaker 1: how many sacrifices have had to be made, especially on
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  Speaker 1: her end, so we can travel around and do all
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  Speaker 1: the things that we do.
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  Speaker 2: So Mama wanted a two week vacation.
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  Speaker 1: The best time to come up with it was uh
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  Speaker 1: late July, early August, in that kind of middle space
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  Speaker 1: around the beginning of training camp and everything else after
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  Speaker 1: our summer, because we had a lot of big things
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  Speaker 1: in the summer with our beer Olympics, which was an
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  Speaker 1: incredible showing.
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  Speaker 2: I forget what we did.
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  Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I wanted to go home for the
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  Speaker 1: fourth of July BoNT Missouri, see the beautiful dirt and
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  Speaker 1: fucking brown out there. And so the wife wanted to
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  Speaker 1: go on a two week vacation. I was all for it,
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  Speaker 1: just because again she wanted that was her like big
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  Speaker 1: things she wanted to do. She wanted to take our
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  Speaker 1: beautiful child Roue with us. That was a that was
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  Speaker 1: a that was a tall task as well that we
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  Speaker 1: can get into. My only stipulation was that we ride
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  Speaker 1: first class or business class on the way there and back,
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  Speaker 1: because it is a long fucking play And that's what
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  Speaker 1: I don't like about those vacations that take a long
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  Speaker 1: fucking time to travel. To my wife's half Filipinos, she
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  Speaker 1: wanted to go to the Philippines one year. I committed
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  Speaker 1: to it was fully my flight was booked and everything else.
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  Speaker 1: Back out last minute. Didn't want to do it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just kidding. Free agency started in my Adre was like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? You can't like leave the country
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  Speaker 1: when free agency is starting because you might have to
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  Speaker 1: do you might have to go on visits and everything else.
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  Speaker 2: That was the year I signed with the Titan.
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  Speaker 1: So when I backed out and she was upset about
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  Speaker 1: it because I made a bonehead, a bonehead mistake like
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  Speaker 1: I seem to always do. And fortunately when she was gone,
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  Speaker 1: that was when I went to Buffalo and then Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: But hate long fucking hate long trips. My only stipulation
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  Speaker 1: stipulation was to be the first class and everything else
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  Speaker 1: so you can lay fly, especially if we're traveling with
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  Speaker 1: fucking Route sixteen sixteen months old. Lover her to death.
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  Speaker 1: She's the best fucking tidal on the planet. But traveling
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  Speaker 1: with the Toddler is tough.
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  Speaker 2: Is war?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are in battle. You are in the fucking trenches,
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  Speaker 1: And make no mistake, we were in the trenches a
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  Speaker 1: lot compared to all the high you know, the positives
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  Speaker 1: that I showed on Instagram and everything else.
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  Speaker 2: We get to the day of traveling.
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  Speaker 1: As everybody knows, I had to take the entire country
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  Speaker 1: into war with Expedia. Why because when we got to
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  Speaker 1: the airport a smooth two hours early, we were packed
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  Speaker 1: ready to go. And when I tell you it was
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  Speaker 1: time for a trip, I was excited to be the
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  Speaker 1: way I was excited to go to Italy. I was convinced.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, we're eating fucking pizza pasta. I carbloaded
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  Speaker 1: the entire time I was out there. And when we
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  Speaker 1: get to the airport and realized there's a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a pickle that we're in, and I was like, Tapper,
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  Speaker 1: I'll say, hey, good thing we got to the airport earlier,
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  Speaker 1: were right, and we kind of chuckled and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Rue was being an all star at the at the airport.
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  Speaker 1: We spent about four hours at the airport, only come
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  Speaker 1: only to find out that we were nowhere in the computers.
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  Speaker 2: We were nowhere in the system.
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  Speaker 1: And minds you, we had our receipts, like we had
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  Speaker 1: a receipt number, we had ticket numbers, we had our
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  Speaker 1: British Airline seats, our seat numbers that we were gonna
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  Speaker 1: be on showed in the seat map. However, British Airlines
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  Speaker 1: at the airport did not have us on the seat
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  Speaker 1: map anywhere in the computers. The only flight where we
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the seating assignment was our flight from Nashville
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  Speaker 1: to JFK because we had an infant, lap child, lap
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  Speaker 1: seat whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So they were gonna give it to us at the desk.
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  Speaker 2: You know how that goes. JP.
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  Speaker 1: We just had a little we had a little tiff
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  Speaker 1: with Taylor at the airport with his seat not being assigned.
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  Speaker 1: So I was a little nervous about that. However, so okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got our child. We'll just get that. We're just
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  Speaker 1: going to JFK. If if everything fails, I'll just buy
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  Speaker 1: this trip from here to JFK and then we get
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  Speaker 1: on that British Airlines flight from JFK to London, like
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to happen. American Airlines, they don't see us
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  Speaker 1: in the system anywhere we pull up their seat.
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  Speaker 2: We got this.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing we were told is that we had
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  Speaker 1: to get our seat assignment at the at the desk.
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  Speaker 1: We're here at the desk. We got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: looks that were like, oh shit, these this family is
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  Speaker 1: not on these flights. They are not going to Italy
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  Speaker 1: right now, So it seems like we couldn't just get
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  Speaker 1: on the flight to JFK. We back out of the
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  Speaker 1: line outlook up, you know. The boy adapt and provised overcome.
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  Speaker 1: Let's figure this out. We're going to Italy. I see
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  Speaker 1: the look on my wife's face. I see what's been
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  Speaker 1: going down. I know where this can go. This thing
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  Speaker 1: can go south fast.
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  Speaker 2: He's low key there.
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  Speaker 1: There there's a point where I'm like, a, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it would suck, you know, sweetheart. I'll make sure we're
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  Speaker 1: in Italy. We'll go somewhere in the States. We'll go
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  Speaker 1: back to thirty eight. Yeah, we'll go the I was
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  Speaker 1: already thinking, let's do maybe thirty eight. Odd's a little
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  Speaker 1: hot right now. Maybe we'll figure something out. Maybe we'll
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  Speaker 1: go to Montana, but maybe we'll stay in the States.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe get that thing down in ten days.
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  Speaker 2: But we will go.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere, sweetheart, don't you worry that we will figure this out.
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  Speaker 1: I see that there are flights available on that JFK flight.
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  Speaker 1: Hey babe, there's still some first class seats right here.
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  Speaker 1: We can fucking get there at the JFK. Once we
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  Speaker 1: get to JFK, we get on that same flight, the
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  Speaker 1: same flight to JFK was still there. They told us
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  Speaker 1: there are no seats. We messed with a gentleman that
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  Speaker 1: was not very much a gentleman. Fortunately American Airlines that
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  Speaker 1: will not shoot on them because they made it happen
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  Speaker 1: for us. This lady, God bless her work endless to
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  Speaker 1: the fucking end of time to get all of our
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  Speaker 1: situation figured out. However, that situation that got figured out
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  Speaker 1: and ended up being north of a lot of fucking
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  Speaker 1: the money. Let's just put it that way. And so
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  Speaker 1: I go up and I'm like, hey, here's our the
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  Speaker 1: fight JFK. We just buy this will be good to
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  Speaker 1: go right. No, you're not on the British Airlines flight, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: Our seat is right here. It says we're on the break, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. I'm looking at the computers.
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  Speaker 1: The British Airline people. They don't get in here till
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  Speaker 1: four pm. But I've been on the phone with them
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  Speaker 1: One Traveler, One World or whatever, all the different phone companies,
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  Speaker 1: playing companies whatever. You're not on the flight. We need
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  Speaker 1: to be on the flight. Do you see what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: We need to be on that flight. My wife comes up, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's happening, sweetheart? You shoul probably talk to this scal
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not quite sure how we're gonna get on
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  Speaker 1: this flight. Doesn't seem like we're going to Italy anytime soon.
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  Speaker 1: So in another time, I'm fucking welling dealing all star
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  Speaker 1: dad like putting Root asleep, it's naptime. She's just get
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  Speaker 1: a little fussy. I'm like, fuck man, this is not good.
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  Speaker 1: And come to find out we can't go to Italy. However,
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  Speaker 1: we can now book. So four months ago we book
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  Speaker 1: our flights on Expedia. We've seen all the back and
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  Speaker 1: forth on Twitter, We've seen the comments.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: We booked our flights through Expedia, which I have done
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  Speaker 1: in the past. I did with our trip to Bora
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  Speaker 1: Bora for our honeymoon. Go ahead, JP.
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  Speaker 3: The people want to know, did you book these flights
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  Speaker 3: or did Charro book the flights?
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  Speaker 2: I booked the flights. I booked the flights. The people
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  Speaker 2: you were.
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  Speaker 3: Correct, they said Charo would never make this mistake.
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  Speaker 2: She wouldn't. She would and there was no fault.
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  Speaker 1: There was never at any moment in time of Charle
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  Speaker 1: being upset with how the process went. It was the
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  Speaker 1: lack of communication that we didn't know that there were
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  Speaker 1: we were apparently never seen booked on this flight, which
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  Speaker 1: is where the issue was. And four months ago I
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  Speaker 1: booked these flights. Again, my only stipulation. We travel business,
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  Speaker 1: and we travel we get the lay down seats. We
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  Speaker 1: travel first class to Italy and back, especially with Toddler,
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  Speaker 1: and if we're only doing two seats, because if we're
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  Speaker 1: not getting the third seat for Rue, I'm not fucking
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  Speaker 1: doing it. I'm not sitting. I'm not doing it. And
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  Speaker 1: four months ago, round trip about ten grand, which is
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  Speaker 1: a steal. That's a steal for this round trip to Italy.
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  Speaker 1: Fired the fuck up, we did it. We're going fast
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  Speaker 1: forward to day of. We're not on the flight, so
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  Speaker 1: now we have to rebook. I'm telling you the price
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  Speaker 1: that I had to swipe the card on it was
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  Speaker 1: more than two times that amount. And I tell Charlo
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  Speaker 1: and I see a look on her face. I'm like, hey, sweetheart,
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  Speaker 1: don't you find don't this is not gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: issue because we got to get to Italy.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to Italy.
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  Speaker 1: And then Charle gets on the phone with Expedia customer
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  Speaker 1: service while we're driving home. Are the person who dropped
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  Speaker 1: us off? She's now coming back to pick us up. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good to see again. We're not fucking on the trip.
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  Speaker 1: We're staying here tonight, and we're on the phone with Expedia,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll spare you all the bullshit. Essentially, the customer service,
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  Speaker 1: like a lot of these big fucking companies, they just
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  Speaker 1: drag you through the mud until you want to quit.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing. They can barely speak English. Let me talk
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  Speaker 1: to the team. Put you on hold for thirty to
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  Speaker 1: forty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Come back.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing we can do, or we'll give you a
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  Speaker 1: few hundred dollars in credit. We get back home and
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  Speaker 1: Charles like, should I hang up on I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: stay on the phone. Stay on the phone. We'll ride
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  Speaker 1: this out. We're gonna sit on hold as long as
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  Speaker 1: we need to. We get home, we give Roof some food.
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  Speaker 1: I ordered pizza. I tell my wife, sweetheart, we're in Italy.
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  Speaker 1: We're fucking going to Italy tonight. It's gonna be in
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  Speaker 1: Italy at the house. Pour out some wine, get out
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  Speaker 1: some wine, some bottles of wine. I'll order some pizza.
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  Speaker 1: I go and pick up the pizza we're in fucking
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  Speaker 1: Italy and we're on hold this whole time, and ultimately
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  Speaker 1: they're not able to do a whole lot. Then we
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  Speaker 1: get to somebody who we can speak to that's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more competent and at their job. They're like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll pay for the up charge of your tickets. That
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  Speaker 1: was solid, but I'm sitting there marinate on it. We
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  Speaker 1: gotta change. We have to change now. Our trip basically
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  Speaker 1: essentially gets moved back a day, so from instead of
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  Speaker 1: July twenty eight to August twelfth, it's now July twenty
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  Speaker 1: ninth to August thirteenth. With that, we had some cooking,
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  Speaker 1: we had some excursions that we were doing. We had
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  Speaker 1: our entire thing booked and planing and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: We had to change some stuff around now, which is
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  Speaker 1: gonna cost more money. We had to switch hotels, we
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  Speaker 1: had to do a longer, we had to do an
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  Speaker 1: extra day and could pre We had to switch things
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  Speaker 1: around to make sure it all like a line back
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  Speaker 1: up again, hoping that we would still be able to
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  Speaker 1: get on a.
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  Speaker 2: Couple of the things that we're supposed to get on.
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  Speaker 1: So we're still having to come out of park for
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  Speaker 1: some more money. It didn't sit right with me. So
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  Speaker 1: that is when I took to I had to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: take them go to the pantry, talk about this situation,
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  Speaker 1: use social media and leverage the influence and the political power.
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  Speaker 2: That may be.
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  Speaker 1: And so as we get going and I'm update and
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  Speaker 1: all this other stuff, I get to finally talk to
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  Speaker 1: somebody who's like more so the higher ups and everything else.
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  Speaker 2: We give them the ticket number and everything else.
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  Speaker 1: Because Expeedy was trying to pass the bag and say
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  Speaker 1: this is the airline's fault. We were standing there with
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  Speaker 1: the airline that lady worked her ass off to try
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  Speaker 1: and figure it out, like no, no, no, this is
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  Speaker 1: somebody the bag got dropped along the way, and the
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  Speaker 1: credit cards and the fucking transaction and everything else we
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  Speaker 1: need answers. So Expedia made the entire trip right, and
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  Speaker 1: it was a big win for house Compton and America
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  Speaker 1: because we almost had to sync.
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  Speaker 2: Their entire ship.
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  Speaker 1: I thought when Barcelo, when we were gonna have that
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  Speaker 1: team meeting, I text Dave and ask him, are we
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  Speaker 1: buying Expedia?
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  Speaker 2: If so, make me the GM. We need to make
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  Speaker 2: this company run a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Better because I think like the customer service and just
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: a debacle, and nobody has nobody, nobody is competent enough,
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  Speaker 1: nor do they care because they have to stick to
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  Speaker 1: a script, and then they essentially do the fucking bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Let me talk to my team. They ain't talking to nobody.
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  Speaker 1: They're just putting you on hold, can't do nothing, hoping
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  Speaker 1: you hang up. And nobody has the power to actually
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  Speaker 1: make a decision, but they they take forever to try
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  Speaker 1: to get you to somebody who can make a decision.
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  Speaker 2: Fortunately it all worked out, but that was.
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  Speaker 1: That is the story about traveling to Italy and the
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  Speaker 1: Expedia and everything else. Are there any questions do I
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  Speaker 1: feel Do you feel like I covered everything?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So ultimately, were you h you were calmed?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, free trip to Italy free, Willy free, Willy free,
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  Speaker 2: Willy Italian.
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  Speaker 1: We yeah, the trip got the trip got comped, It
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  Speaker 1: got taken care of. We had a nice email that
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  Speaker 1: came to us. I showed my wife and we were
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  Speaker 1: we had to do so when we traveled over there.
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  Speaker 1: We were supposed to go from JFK to London to Naples,
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  Speaker 1: I believe, or Florence. I don't know if Florence has
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  Speaker 1: an airport. I don't know, but it was two. We
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  Speaker 1: only had like two stops. Basically, we had to rebook,
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  Speaker 1: we had do an extra, we had to do a
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  Speaker 1: third stop, longer layover.
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  Speaker 2: We were in u Madrid and that's when we got
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  Speaker 2: the email.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, sweetheart checked this out, cause she
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  Speaker 1: was kind of like chuckling and like, why are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna make a video?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, let's just see what fucking happens.
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  Speaker 1: Like I know that felt good too, Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes when I'll make the videos I get there's
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of doubt that creeps in around me,
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  Speaker 1: like why you gotta why are you gonna just let's
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  Speaker 1: see this through, see what happens. The small guy had
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: to stand up to the big billion dollar company somewhere
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: along the lines, you know, when something goes viral enough,
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: haters come out of the woodwork.
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  Speaker 2: There's some negativity out there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look at this guy who makes millions and does
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  Speaker 1: all this, who's fucking bitching and stuff until he gets
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  Speaker 1: a free trip. We stood up to a billion dollar
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  Speaker 1: company eighteen billion market cap to be exact, we the
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  Speaker 1: little man had to stand up and there needed to
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  Speaker 1: be a voice for the voice. Not everybody could get
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  Speaker 1: on and talk and complain about how bad the customer
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: services ran in companies like that. That is essentially the
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: vessel that I was being. Was it trying to work
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: out my benefit?
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, am am?
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: I not being like sorry, I'm not standing and being like, hey,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: get it. Make sure everybody who gets fucked up, you know,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: make sure their trips get camped. If I see a
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: bad situation, I am on their side. But something the
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: New York poster writing about it. Dave comes in and it's like, hey, Dave,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: you want to be I thought you're trying to lead
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: the ship. You don't look like you're trying to lead
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: the ship. It seems like you're making it seem like
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: we made a boneheaded decision. Whether that's up for debate
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: or not, fine, I know it doesn't matter. I've always
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: used Expedia. They've never burned me. I've always been a
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: part on Expedia, Cap price line hotels. I'm always looking
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: for the cheaper option. That's how it's gotta work. I've
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: been that way since in college time. You can't forget
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: where you come from, because because then you forget who
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: you are.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Oh you might have inspired Oliver Anthony to write, that's all.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's all I'm saying, bullshit, pay them over time hours.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Richmond up in Richmond.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they look back. They know that, we know.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: But until somebody can fucking stand up strong enough and
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: can be a little loud enough from the trenches of
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: social media. But yeah, we got a free trip to Italy. Absolutely.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Now here's where the accountability for myself has to come
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: into play, because there is accountability in all ends, right
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: you got You can't just watch film be like coach
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: made the bad call he or made the wrong call.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I was put in the bad position, the safety behind me,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: gave the wrong gave the wrong call. There's accountability for
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: everybody to be had. Where my accountability lies is essentially
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: a week in advance or days in advance. I need
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: to figure out that we are established to be on
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: these flights.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: That was a learning experience.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Now and they're like, hey, can you look back at
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: your credit card and confirm a lot of fucking transactions
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: happen on my credit card.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I did look back, and it didn't fully go through.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: It was on a hold for I don't know how long,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: and then ultimately it just never went through because I
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: remember getting a little banner come down on my phone
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: that we bought it because my wife and I we smile,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: We did a little ypia in the kitchen.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: We did it. We fucking booked it.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: We spent ten thousand dollars to get this trip to
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: go to Italy, and so I saw that banner come down.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Now when I looked back at my credit card statement,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: it didn't fully go through.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that is a mishap on my part. However,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: when it doesn't.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Fucking go through, where's the communication that hey, this didn't
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: fucking happen. Because again, we had our receipt number down
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: to our seat assignment on our British Airlines flight to London.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: That was another thing.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: The same flights were still available from Nashville A JFK
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: and JFK.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: To London on British Airlines.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: However, the lady at American Airlines was on the phone
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: British Airlines and she even told me ahead of time,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: she goes, even though that's available, they're not gonna let
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: you book the day of. Because I was like, we
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: can bite the bullet and pay for these fucking flights.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: And there were a couple options, which was like quadruple,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: and that was when I was like, we're gonna get
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: this figured out at some point, but right now, in
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: the midst of chaos, when shit's in the fan, you
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: need to make sure we're going Italy. But you couldn't
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: buy a day of flight on British airlines. I don't
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: know the reason. I have no clue, because there were
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: still seats available. It's like, we can get on these
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: same exact flights, we just have to kind of buy
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: a day of versus when we bought four months ago
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: at a way cheaper price. So that's where that is
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: where I would say my accountability lies. But there's no urgency,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: there's no play to take that and show any type
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: of that weakness. When you are in the middle of war,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: when you are in the middle of negotiation with Expedia,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: you can't see. You can't let that leak in the
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: pipe happen. You gotta stay strong to what you gotta
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: stay Intento's down. That's what we did, That's what we
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: did as a country. And uh against for all the haters.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Get fucked. Another l Yeah, another l um which leads
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: me into my next segment, Shittiest Moment, presented by dude wives,
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  Speaker 1: trip is going to also lead into my shout out,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: no free shout out the shittiest moment on my trip,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: and it is, without a fucking doubt, boys, it is
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: getting on that flight from London to Nashville.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: The benefit.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: When we were on a cap we had to wake
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: up four am in the morning local time, Capri wake up,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: get a taxi down to the port. Go from the port,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Get on a ferry, massive boat. Get on a ferry.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Witch seemed a little dicey. There were some fellows on there.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, we could be in a situation at
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: any moment, all right, so I'm.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Not fucking lying. There are a few chicks.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: They seemed like hookers that they were traveling with, these
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: fucking security motherfuckers. They look like the cats from like
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: taking because dude, big dude, big ball, motherfucker black Beard, like,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: look like, you don't want.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: To fuck with this dude. Andrew Tate.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, not Andrew Tate, not entrewta But he comes
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: out of the bathroom and I'm kind of it's kind
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: of an open there's a lot of seats, so fortunately
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: we had some space because we're rus being awesome at
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: this point.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: We're traveling smooth. We're worried about just making.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Sure we get on our flights because we don't want
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: to the same day before. We're like, hey, we're confirmed
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: for tomorrow's flights, YadA YadA. And this guy comes out
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: of the bathroom and walks next to this gym and
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: trying to fall asleep. Just does a massive clap next
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: to him, kind of like wake some of the guy
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: like looks as he's like walking by.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: He kind of looks back and chuckles.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking we got a fucking bully, possibly a murderer
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: on this flight. They're sitting kind of away from the
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: girls and kind of looking around and stuff like that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: But it fell at a little dicey, and so we
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: take a ferry over to Naples, Napoleon, Napoli, Napoli, Napoli,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: and when we go from all Napoli, we get on
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: the flat Napoli, fly up to London and then London over.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: To Nashville, which is a smooth, smooth transitions.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: We get to London, we get the London airport, beautiful airport,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: by the way, and Rue's being phenomenal at this point.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: This is the shittiest moment is traveling with your toddler.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: We get on the flight to come to Nashville. Rue
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: once decides that she wants to have the worst moment
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: in her sixteen sixteen months of life. While we're all
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: seated around everybody and I'm talking hyperventilation, I'm talking it was.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: We were in the shit. We were in the fucking trenches.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Leave there.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: That was one point where I look back and if
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I had the option of taking the electric chair, I
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: would have taken the electric chair.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: It got so bad that there.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Was one moment trying to like, Rue, you have to
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: stop stop crying, like you have to calm down and
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: breathe because we're you know, we're weathering the stone.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: We're sitting there, we're fucking doing this head, no fucking
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I'm doing.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: We're doing.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Hey, here's tiger, Tiger. Oh, look at this, Look at
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: the plane, Look out there, look at this. Trying to
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: get her calm because she's she's just overtired. She hasn't
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: taken a nap. We're trying to get her to sleep.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: She wants to climb on stuff. She wants to sweetheart,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: you can't do that right now. We have to put
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: this red seat belt on you. She didn't want to
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: get be confined. She's very independent, wants to move, wants
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: to be out and about. Doesn't want to be confined
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: by the infant seat belt. Even got to a point
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: to where some older gentleman you heard like Ash's crying.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: You just hear wa where And buddy, when I tell
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you that I wanted to come unglued, we stay composed.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: And I kind of did one of those things where
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I kind of like sit up and I like look
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: around and I'm trying to make contact with anybody it
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: could have been throughout the thing, just to let them know, Hey,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I know he's an old man and you're about to
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: get the young bull. The Pauls were about to be
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: pought on this old man. Yeah, come for the belt
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: shot at the title might have had to happen. Charles
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: seemed to think that, hey, I think something is a
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: little off with the old man.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: So that will give him that reason.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: But I was ready to fucking drag this person because
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: there's nothing worse. First of all, there's nothing worse than
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: that happening. My anxiety already builds up because I don't like, Hey,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: let's fucking I'm We gotta keep our head, we gotta
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: keep level heads. I know you're sixteen months old, but
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: we need to have some poise. You're not gonna make
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: it the second preseason game. You're gonna have to turn
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: your iPad quick if you keep this shit up. And
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the parents are in it, right, you know you have
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: to say whatever another lady, Hey, we think she's this
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: and that and blah blah blah, and it's like, okay,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: fucking stay over there. We appreciate you for helping. We
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: know ultimately you just want to help out as well.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: But you're just you're in it, you're upset, you're tired yourself.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: But that was the shittiest moment brought by dude wives
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, sponsors. Yeah, so we got two separate ones.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that Rue having the worst moment in her
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: sixteen months of life. How to happen when we haven't
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: even taken off from the flight in London. We're still
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: sitting on the runway. Bags took too long to get loaded.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Apparently we're an hour delayed, so we're sitting on an extra hour.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: On top of that, I ate our flight. Ruth's having
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: this moment minute twenty probably span out over twenty five
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: minutes for dad, fucking fot why bother the year?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Gets her to sleep?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Thank God, I'm talking not only get her to sleep,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: but she's so hot and sweating from all the hyperventilating
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: and crying. I'm sweating, I'm leaking everywhere, and I just
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: have to sit and take it. Boys and just smile.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: God next to me, Stevenson Ranch rocking and Stevenson Ranch hat.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Even more paramount than I say, poise.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: But he looks over and smiles that we have a
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: seven month old, like just trust us, like you're not
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: bothering us.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking she's bothering you, she's bothering me.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And it's all right if she's not bothering you, because
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking I'm in it right now. But leads me
• 24:36
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  Speaker 1: and get in your fucking sheets. Boys, baby goes down
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: easy and smooth because she was overtired again.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: We battled a long time on an ur.
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  Speaker 1: Flight and we had such a great vacation, like Italy
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: was incredible, incredible, breathtaking. All the spots we went to
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: offered something different. And I'm sitting there wondering why am
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I so fucking happy to be home? And I thought
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: about the shittiest moment when we had the battle for
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: those eight hours on that fucking flight home. We were
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: so happy to get home, and when I laid down
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: because the beds were a.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Little stiff in Italy.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Just FYI, anybody in Italy over there listening right now
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: that owns a hotel, beds are a little stiff, but
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the comfort of your own bed and crawling in them sheets,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and getting home and getting back from a long trip,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: being gone a long time, We've been smiling ever since.
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  Speaker 1: Three years ago Penn bought Barstool Sports for north of
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• 27:54
  Speaker 1: where that conversation started.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: All roads lead back. It was always Dave Portnoy.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: And Dave at this point now has the leverage to Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: how do you want to do this? Now you sign
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and you have to give fifty percent of the
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• 28:15
  Speaker 1: If you say, if a sale happens again, that Dave
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: is probably never.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Going to sell Barsol Sports again.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: So Penn will probably never see that upside of that
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: fifty percent. This is a massive win for all of them.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: And a lot of people were like I was seeing
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: people say, oh, this is hilarious. Pen realized like Barcel sucks.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: They they weren't the right partner. YadA, YadA, YadA. Like
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Barstool now has full control of their brand again, like
• 28:41
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• 28:50
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  Speaker 2: The industry right.
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  Speaker 1: and Dave is kind of you can kind of see
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the energy that Dave.
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  Speaker 2: Now has getting back into it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Leading with that with that iron fist messing with everybody
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: back at HQ. The reason it's a win for also
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: another reason it's a win for barstool because I'm somebody
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: who has some stock equity and stock options in pen
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: with my individual deal that I had when Bustin extended
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: their deal.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: The reason that that is a big win is now
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: that they're no.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Longer in the public eye partner with a company like Barstool,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: They're not partnered with a company like ESPN. ESPN is
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: throwing a fuck load of money. I've been seeing that.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, this is scene as kind of a
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: hell Mary, because ESPN has been a little late getting
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: to the into the game. However, you go from I
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: want to say barstool is around how many monthly viewers,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: what's their monthly audience, like sixteen million?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I could be butchering that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: But let's just say it's one or two tenths of
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: what the ESPN and audience is in ESPN on the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: outside looking in Disney, all that other stuff they're buddied
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: up is more of like the good player, not the edgy.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, they're in bed with Barstool. People hate them.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: They want to see him go down, so every hit
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: piece will come out. No, they're they're in with a
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: partner like ESPN. Now they have big players like McAfee
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: and everybody else. Now with PEN position and partnered with ESPN,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: now you can see people who have are in the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: game with the stock and everything else that hopefully knock
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: on wood. We're all rooting for it to work out.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: The partnership with Pen and ESPN. You want it to
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: work because you want the stock price to go higher
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: because then the money that everybody had in PEN that
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: was with Barsool, that goes higher as well. So everybody's like, oh,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: it's hilarious days failing he lost so much money of
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: the stock.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Plumbt YadA YadA. No, now you.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Get, we get they get, We get to sit back
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: and people get their Barsol gets the root for the
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: for the billion dollar corporate entity because there's some skin
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: in the game still there, right, So that is why
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: it is ultimately a win for a place like Barstool,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: where it's a win for pen Is they are now
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: partnered with. They need to acquire more market share. The
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: deal they had to sit back and look at it
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: with Barstool, that wasn't a good enough move to acquire
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Barstool and lean on them fully to establish a higher
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: market share when it comes to competing against the Drivetkings
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: and the fan duel. Now they have to partner with
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: somebody that's a more credible and more credible corporate entity
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: like an ESPN to hopefully drive that market share up
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: because now they're going to be hopefully in more homes.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: You hope people like Pat McFee and them get involved.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: They're pushing this ESPN bet. The same sportsbook and operation
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and tech that Barsol sportsbook was using.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Now hopefully they pour into that tech with ESPN and
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: they boost that to the moon.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: So that's why it seems like a win for everybody,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and the win for ESPN they don't get there's no
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: acquisition to be made. They're licensing their brand, So pin
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the spot that they're in. They go from buying a
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: company to acquire market share. Now they're out of it.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Now they gotta spend three x and instead of owning
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: a company, now they're licensing it for ten years, hoping
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: that this move pays off and acquires them more market share.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: So there's a lot of moving parts, but ultimately it
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: seems like the right move for everybody and a big
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: win for everybody. The one you're rooting for and everything
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: else is now penned because they're making these big pivots
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: and trying to pour in.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, let's fucking.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Try and acquire a little bit more market share and
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: usually utilize a company like ESPN because we feel like
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: we might be capped out and tapped out with barseool.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: So all that makes sense, the art of the deal,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: the art of the deal. They've bought that company back
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: for one fucking dollar.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: And it was like you said, win win one win
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: was probably a little bit bigger than the other, but
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: it's win win.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a win win.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Like at the end of the day, you're gonna see
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: everybody talk about you know, people are like, oh, Dave's
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: gonna sell his stock. There's no reason to sell the stock.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: It's still sitting at a spot where during COVID it
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: was up. It it was up as high as one
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: hundred per share at one point, but it's not where
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: one of And if you sell now, there's a lot
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: of tax. There's a lot of like tax taxing penalties
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that happen if you sell in the short term. So
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: you want you want to root for them, Hey, go
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: run off into the sunset with you. We get to
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: do our thing what we were best at. We we
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it. We don't have to
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: stress every night about what what the bottom line looks like.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Dave has made so much money that he gets to
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: sit back and run it. However he wants to run it,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and he empowers his creators to do so, and everybody
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: that kind of run their thing and do their thing,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: which is what you want.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: But yes, it is a win win.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Nonetheless, we've been we've been, we've been slinging it boys.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: What else do we have your tier talk? What do
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: we want our tear talk to be? The tier talk?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Oh well, we'll wait, We'll take a pause right now,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: We'll take a little bit of a breather, and.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: We're back we'll be Yeah, we tier talk.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: It could be like how best Italian dishes or best
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: overall cuisines.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we want here kind of tough
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: on the best way. Yeah, yeah, because Taylor thinks Italian's overrated.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Oh I'll say this just going back on the Italy trip,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: because I essentially just talked about the Expedia and the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: shitty travel back and the shout out that led into that.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, Italy we again.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: We hit Florence, Rome, Sorrento and some of the Multi
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: coast and then Capri. Every spot in Italy has just
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: something different to offer. Like, it was incredible you saw
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: off in Florence and you just feel the vibe of
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: like it's gonna sound cheesy, but like love and passion
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: is the fucking games a little it's not a little gay,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: but you changed the cuisine, the just the walking in
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: their streets and their buildings and like, I don't know, man,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: it's it was incredible.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: It was awesome.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: You just felt like you weren't on that the people
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: over in Italy, especially in Florence. You're not on the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Hampshire wheel of life. You're not on the grind of
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: just I'm sure people are over there, but I'm just
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the vibe walking around. Everyone so hospitable, everyone is so nice.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: It was, it was awesome. Then you go to Rome
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: and do the history in Rome is insane. I found
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: myself on chat GPT just getting lost and asking all
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: questions about like how Rome fell because all the statues
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: and you realize there's buildings that are standing there for
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: two thousand years. Why are they still standing there? Why
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: is they they etched in this concrete into statues and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: storytelling and everything else.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Why did it fall?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: What Roman emperors came through that ultimately led to the
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: fall of ancient Rome?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Why did you know? How did it move forward?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: And how did Catholicism become such a mainstay over there
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: when Rome fell at the time, Because then we go
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: over to the Vatican and you're touring that all of
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: those cathedrals and everything else and seeing where the pope
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: was and all that shit, and it's just insane. And
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: then you understand. And again, I was never a history
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: guy growing up. I was like math and science because
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: there was always it was. Math and science are more
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: objective than anything else. There's not a lot of subjectivity
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: like history and fucking English, those classes and writing and reading,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: and so I never really cared for history. But I'm
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: sitting there listening to everything and again with chat GPT.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I know that sounds.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Hilarious, but you're learning about Michaelangelo being up there for
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: five years painting that Sistine Chapel, and it's just fucking insane.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: All of the history that's there, and how it has
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: stood the test of time, why it stood the test
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: of time, why stories have changed now you're going on tours,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: and why these these people leaning the tours are saying
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: it this way and not a different way. And I'm
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: wanting to learn about how the emperors, because you know,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: the victors write history. So it's like, I wonder how
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: these powers came about. Then you're seeing the Colisseum and
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: thousands of men died, like at any given moment, fifty
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: to eighty thousand people stacked that place screaming for death
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and fucking bloodshed, loving it. And it's like the modern
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: day gladiators of the UFC that we have now and
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: thinking about playing football and just for entertainment everything else,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: like it was no different.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: However, it was fucking death. People died, man verse man.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: They want to spice it up man vers animal, animal
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: versus animal. They're bringing in fucking drafts for men to
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: fight because they're exotic and they weren't known, so it's like, oh,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are these beasts gonna be like? Only
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: to get taken down by the sword. But all of
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: these different games just to entertain the masses. It's insane.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: And now look at us, and now look at chock.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Can you get that sunscreen on my back?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that SPA fifty you might get in that fucking
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: uh what's it called?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: That?
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: The uh? I forget what the sunscreen is called. But
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: you're right.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Can we get the ac? Like what these fucking hotels
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: in here? We need a little bit more. We need
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Italy needs to bang the AC a little bit more.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, because it gets a little stuffy
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: over Then they don't. I want AC blasted in the car.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I want AC blasted in my hotel room. But yeah,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: now look at us bitching over Expedia. But me and
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: they were put us in the arena soft man. But
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: it was fucking awesome. We watch Gladiator one night because
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: you just get so motivated and inspired by it all.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Then you go from Rome which is exactly like you know,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: just like the.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna butcher all this, but just the just the
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: stone and the red and like the vibe the environment
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: it feels. Then you're in Florence and there's more greenery
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: and like I said, love poetry shit like that. Then
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: you go down to Sorrento and just a gorgeous fucking
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: place like out of a out of a Disney movie.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Insane.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Then you go over to Capri and you're you're getting
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a tour around the island and you just see, you know,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you just see it all like art. It's fucking weird.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: It does something weird to you that makes you want
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: to look into it and it's like, you know, maybe
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I kind of do want to pick up the book Sapiens.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe I kind of do want to read up on
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: history now because you just get like you just feel
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: it over there. It's really cool, man, But Italy was awesome.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Is there a tear talk that we can now go
• 39:46
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  Speaker 1: our Tier talk this week will be.
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  Speaker 3: It could be Greatest Warriors, like you know Gladiator Alexander
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: the Great.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I watched Troy.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I wanted to text you, but by the time I
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: got downe watching it, I'm like, Okay, he's he's probably
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: in bed right now, like you're on a weird fucking
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: schedule time clock when you're over there. But I watched Troy.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Hey loved it. How sexy is that motherfucker? Brad pitt O?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Gosh, that's why your name won't be remembered the little
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: kid when.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: He Johnson told that story, I'm thinking he's talking to
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: some fucking adult.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: He's talking to some little boy.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Are you never scared? I saw this man. You won't
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: be able to beat him. He's he's massive. That's why
• 41:39
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• 41:40
  Speaker 2: We can do that.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: We can do best best smells. Oh, I'm not prepared
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: for tr talk best amenities on a plane ride, we.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Go for best smells, best smells, best smells, JP, Do
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: you want to kick us off with best smells?
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Tier talk?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: All right, yeah, I can do this. You can do
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: this shape.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Let's see Tier three I will go with fresh cut grass.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Talk to you feel the hard work when you smell.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: The fresh cut fresh cut grass, and that's always a
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: nice smell. Tier two Japanese food, and I love especially
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: when you can smell it when you're driving past the
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Japanese restaurant and you're like, oh man, what was that
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: or free samples. Those smells from the Japanese places are
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: really good. And Tier one on the opposite spectrum would
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: be a fart, a fart that really smells.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: And everybody don't.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Lie only if hey only if it's coming from only
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: if it's coming from you, though not somebody else's because
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: when you touch of in yourself in the bed, we
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: all do take that little that's small, little sniff to
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: and if it, if it is ripping, you're like, you
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: hate it, but you kind of love it. You're like
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: that was kind of that was impressive, Like god damn it,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: but you don't share that with anybody, but you do,
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: like you everybody smells it. Yeah, those are my my
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: best smells.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: I love that, Jack oh Am, I going on one
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: hundred three JV putting something that comes out of your
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: ass as the best smell out there.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, going inch north, tell them what the telling
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: what the teer three?
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Your Tier three smell is Tier three for me is
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: fresh cooked bacon in the morning, waking after that. This
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: is a good breakfast played, especially when it's unannounced and
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: someone just kind of woke up early and it's cooking
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: breakfast made for the squad.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: That's a great one.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: Tier two is going to be, uh what dryer sheets
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: in the laundry. The smell really like freshens up that
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: that load after he gets out of the dryer. Love
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: that smell Number one, No, it is, It's just it's
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: not gonna be ass I know that. It is Subway
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: in the early two thousands, Yes, dud, what I'm talking like,
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: it doesn't know. Yeah, or but Subway back in like
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: two thousand, likes seven or eight you walk in there.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. It's something in that bread.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: But yeah, something about Subway in like the mid to
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: late two thousands was a special time. So yeah, that's
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: my number one.
• 44:40
  Speaker 8: Mitch, My Tier three, it's gonna be walking into a diner,
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: just that smell of all like the fresh bake goods,
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: the fresh breakfast, the bacon, like what Jack said and
• 44:51
  Speaker 8: just just breakfast food and the environment of the diner.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: It's just like I'm ready to just pound some food hard.
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: My Tier two is what JP said, fresh cut grass,
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: just the the like smelling that reminds me personally a
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: fall and like a football and it's just like, hey,
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: we're back, like football is back, and you there's it's
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: you just can't beat that, like just with football in
• 45:17
  Speaker 8: the air.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: It is that fresh cut grass in the air.
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: My Tier one is, uh, is gasoline going to going
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: to like the gas I'm not.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Gonna smelly blow key you took mind.
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: No, I'm not gonna smell your hand right now, but
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: I get it. But like when you're when you're at
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: like when you're at the gas station and like you
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: just tie. It's definitely it's definitely not good for you.
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: But my tier one.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Gasoline, I like that With that for that reason, I
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: guess I won't use it because gasoline was in mind
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: as well. My Tier three is going to be at
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: fall weather, the autumn leaves, that crisp wind that hit
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: your nostrils when you step out that front door, and
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you know, could be Thursday, it could be Friday. You know,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: the weekend is upon us. You know that college game
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: you're gonna go to is that much closer. That car
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: you're about to jump in for a little road trip
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: to the college game, that Sunday NFL game.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: You're gonna watch with the boys is that much closer.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: And the radio you just you fuck with it a
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: lot more when it's full time football season, like you said,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: with your fresh cut grass. But that autumn wind once
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Spootober is here and you just have those nice Friday
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: morning vibes when you step out the front door. That again,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: that crisp that hits the nostrils.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: My tier too. It's gonna be.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: That the body odor from the shoulder pads when you
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: walk in the line room on that first day of
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: whether it's training camp or.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: And you know.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: It's here, and you smell them paths and they fucking stink,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: and you you crave it, like, am I gonna put
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: my shoulder pads on to day with no undershirt? Am
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I gonna give a little whiff to that, to the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: little belt to connect to smell that odor a little
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: bit more, to know that sweat equity is getting put in.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: That's my tier two. The body odor of shoulder pads
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: My tier one is gonna be cal manure. When you're
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: driving out in the country, or you're in the country
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: and you crack them windows, or you step out of
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the car, you step out of that car door and
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you get a whiff of that manure around and you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: just know you are in God's country. You are in
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: the authenticity of what American soil is about. And that
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: is maneuver. That is my tier one, and that concludes
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: my tier talk. My tier three is gonna be gasoline.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: But you you snap that up. And then when you
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: said football, like, I know the fresh cut grass, which
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: is true, but I want something a little different, a
• 48:14
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• 48:18
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• 48:24
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• 48:26
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• 48:28
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like Shane, you didn't really know a
• 48:29
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• 48:31
  Speaker 1: He seemed like a very high vibe, high energy cat.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: But the dude goes every different direction that gets you
• 48:36
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• 48:40
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  Speaker 2: Back to the episode we were rolling, we were just
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: talking about diapers.
• 49:58
  Speaker 9: Though, yes, my wife wants to do a th and
• 50:00
  Speaker 9: like the number one thing keeping me away is having
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: to go through it again.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's people for you. Forget about the diapers. That's
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: the hardest part of everything is the diapers and the
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: carrying her. You know. I it's like when you pack
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: it up, it's like it's like I'm packing up for
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: like a mission, like a Navy seal mission, and you're
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: just going to Every time I pack my kids up
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: to go to the supermarket, I'm like, we're gonna kill
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: bin laden again.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. If I see them, I'm gonna
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: kill them. Yeah, yeah, yeah and so.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: But but it is the most beautiful thing to have kids,
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: especially girls.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: And by the way, everybody I know is having girls.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: There's not one person if it's almost like if you
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: have a boy, I'm like, yeah, but it's not a
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: it's a girl, you know what I mean. It's like,
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: that's it. It just has a big clips your choice.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying, Well that yes, well yeah
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: that yeah, let's start having gender reveals on the eighteenth
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: birthday hundred per But I just think there's actually something
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: in the water or like maybe it's the vaccines. I
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: don't know what's going on nation of the two. Something
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: is causing for sure, more females than males. I think
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: it's like a fact. I think it really except in China.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: China is the only place that is having more boys.
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a tough deal. It seems like China's having
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: a hard time right now.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Russia's having a hard time too. Russia's yeah, Russias,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: how you're having the hardest time.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Could you imagine how stupid you must feel if you're
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: a Russia. Like, for the longest time, we all were like, dude,
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: Russia will kill us, Like you do not want to
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: fight Russia and now are like, dude, I'll fight Russia
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: by myself. I feel like I can beat them by myself.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: I feel like Russian Americans, Russians.
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: Russians, Americans have been afraid of Russia since the eighties
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: or whatever the Cold War was, and then Rocky until
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: Rocky four came. When four came out, were like, we
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: can handle the Russians.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we can beat these motherfuckers up, no question, dude. Yeah,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: is a fucking yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 9: But it is a weird deal because three months ago
• 51:50
  Speaker 9: we're sitting there going, hey, Russia, China, they think they're
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: getting together, Saudia.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Rapis jumping in the pool for some reason. Yeah. Then
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, the cou rips.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Off and all like I think we're like American prie
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: to nationalism's coming back. Where it's like when because you
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: used to feel like, not necessarily me, but you would
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: feel I'm just always been a pride for American even
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: like when my comedy friends were always like.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: The police suck.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'll shoot you, get off my property. So
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: you know, it's just like just I was always the
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: guy that was like, you're just stop being a stop
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: fucking listening to everything the news says, please and just
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: be a regular human being and understand that police cops fire.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Them in the army. Everyone's just doing the best they can.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Besides a couple of bad eggs that we fucking have
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: even in our business. It's just always that's what it is.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: At every household too.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Everybody. It's like, just shut up with the media, fear, porn,
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: cherry picking, bullshit. But I think more people are starting
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: to see it now, right. But I always was like
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: American pride whenever. But then I noticed, like for a while,
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: they are no American flags. You never saw American flags
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: that much.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: You saw it.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: And I grew up, you know, nine to eleven, I
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: was a senior in high school in New York. You
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: better have an American flag up and down the streets
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: or we're like, what are.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: You with them? What are you terrorists? And now?
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: And then it flipped for a while, whereas like if
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: you had an American flag, people like, what are you terrorist?
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: What are you white white supremacists? And it's like, no,
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: I just I live in America. Because there was for
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: a while. I gotta be honest, Like when I was
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: walking down New York city in the West Village. This
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: was like a month or two ago I saw, and
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: it's not there as much anymore. I saw. I walked
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: down the block and all I saw was Ukrainian flags
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: and rainbow flags. And I was, like, am I in
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: the gay part of Kiev? I mean, I thought I
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: was in the United States. What's happening? And I like
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: the Ukrainians. I like gay people. I mean, I'm not
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: saying I'm not gay, you know what I mean. I
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: don't think I am. Everyone's on the spectrum exactly. It's
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: like I support it because like that's what the rainbow is,
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: like a spectrum of colors. I'm a human being, Like
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: you know, I might go the first fifty straight to
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: the last fifty gay.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: That's possible.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: I love, you know, But I do feel like now,
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: like I'm talking about very recent, like over the last
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: six to eight weeks. I don't know what it is.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's the bud like controversy, maybe it's but American pride.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: I feel for the first I see, like the first.
• 53:56
  Speaker 9: Glimmer of it again in a while, and you can't
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: put your finger on it.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: I can't put my finger like this fourth of July
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: was just it was just good, like yeah, like I
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: works for a brighter. Yeah, dude, we lit.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I lit.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: I have neighbors who had a British guy come over.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: I lit him on fire right in my yard and
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: everybody it was fucking great, dude, and nobody cared, which
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: is like at other times they would have been like,
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: you can't do that. Respect its right, so but I'd
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: fucking let him on fire, and I suck it. Nigel,
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: yea motherfucker. Yeah, piece of shit.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: It is wild.
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: I was in Florida during forth of July and it
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: seemed like, I don't know, Florida is its own unique place.
• 54:32
  Speaker 9: I don't think they have a loss of patriotism there,
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: but I did feel a certain sense of like, hey,
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: because I'm not big and jumping into politics, but I
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: am big on wherever you're from. Have probably where you're
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: from regardless. I just grab a little something from where
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: you're from, take it with you wherever you go. And
• 54:45
  Speaker 9: I feel like with America, it's like, yeah, yeah, we've
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: dated people, you've dated people you loved and you got
• 54:50
  Speaker 9: your heart broken. But there's things even when you're in love,
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: you're like, this bug's the shit out of me about
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: this person. Same thing with America, if you can be
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: from America, not like all of the things about America. Sure,
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: like all the things about America, but I'm fucking happy
• 55:02
  Speaker 9: to be America.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: It's like the ones who like just shit on the
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: country all day, every day. It's like it's a broken
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: record and just shut up. There's what do you Where
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: are you gonna go live? Where do you want to
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: go live? Where do you want to do you want
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: to live?
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: In Canada? Everything's on fire? Do you want to live?
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Like it's like it's like I've heard I've heard some
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: of my you know, in comedy, a lot of a
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: lot of gay, gay people, you know, a lot of
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: gay people talking. I heard somebody say, this is the
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: worst time to be gay in the world is right
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: now in this country. I was like, do you know
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: if you went to the Middle East state, throw you
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: off a roof. They would throw you off a roof
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: and people would be clapping and celebrating.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: It's like, what are you talking about? What?
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: People are just so indoctrinated and sucked into the media.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: But I think I think that it really is like
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: a lot of people, don't they don't really. Uh, they're
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: not as fooled anymore. Even somebody like my mom, who
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: was like, just what anything the news caster says, she
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: takes the truth. She's starting to question now, which I
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: think is good, right, I mean I think it's uh,
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: I think that's better. I mean, none of this is comedy.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: But I'm changing my I'm changing my profession as I am.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: I'm running along with r Yeah, and I'm gonna be Yeah,
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: I'm shooting. Uh, We're gonna be sucking the vaccines out
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: of people and just repin.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna have a magnet and start sucking vacuus.
• 56:14
  Speaker 9: Got a lot of stuff going on, very political right now. Yeah,
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: ditching comedy. Jeffrey Dahmer's glasses on.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: By the way, this is the first five minutes of
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: the podcast. You'll see by the maybe the next twenty minutes.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: I'll be the op everything I just said. I'll be
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: the opposite. I'll play different characters for an hour. I'll
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: just say I will absolutely, I'll start kneeling. Put the
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: national anthem on, I'll kneel. I just you can't. That's
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: my whole thing is you can track me down. You
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: can't I'm funking Chrissy gray Zones.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Chrissy Gray Zones.
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, is also a very educated individual, like you love
• 56:43
  Speaker 9: yourself some history from what I've been finding.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love history. I
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: love I love trying now to sell I'll take like
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: a different era. Like somebody, somebody came up to me
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: the other day and they were like, oh, I mean
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: listening to your podcast, you're talking so much about finance.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, that was three weeks ago.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: I've moved on to ten other subjects that I've been
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: obsessed with, ten other subjects. And then I'm the guy
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: I read half of a book and I'm like, I'm
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: an expert, let me tell you about it. Yeah, And
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: then all the people are like, you fucking idiot. All
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: you're doing is making mistakes. But I think it's that
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: my grandfather gave me like good advice, right, you know,
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: he right before he killed himself in front of our family.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: But he he he, he said, but he did give
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: you great advice. And he said, uh, he said, if
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: you're the smartest person in the room, it's time for
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: you to find a new room. You always you always
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: want to be dumb. Around the people you're hanging out with.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: You never want to be the because then you're not
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: learning anything. So I always try to, uh be the
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: dumbest person in the room. But now I'm in bye
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: bye being the smartest. By right, read half the book,
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: I'm the smartest. Let it fly, dude, you're fucking way
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: of okay.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: What you're saying.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Hundred percent? Yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah, I'm in and out.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: I'm always fucking listening, baby, I'm always listening to this.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: This guy says, yes, I heard your southern accent.
• 57:59
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• 58:03
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• 58:06
  Speaker 2: that was a nice that's you. You do dance around?
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: You said that you might go fifty straight fifty gay. Yes,
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: that's a nice little I feel like a nice Daniel
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: Toshball he I feel like he was one of the
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: first comedians.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Kind of is he is he not? What's he going through?
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: I was enjoyed watching him to the line. Yeah, it's
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: always fun toe the line. Absolutely.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: Whatever happened to Tash he's I think he just did
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: so well, made so much money that he's I think
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: he's just like maybe writing new stuff. I think he's
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: taken a break from everything.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: He's not on I never see him anywhere, but he
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: might live in l A. I think he's from Germany, right,
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: he might like live in Germany. He might be dude,
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: the Germans were coming back.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: But I feel like he doesn't do anything, you know
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: what I mean.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: I think he I think he's I think he's truly
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: made like one hundred million.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Dollars like he's he's he he.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Is not even quietly like he He has done so
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: well in this in the comedy business that I don't
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: know that he has to. I mean, I don't know
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: his finances at all. He could be horrific with his money.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: I have no idea, but but he seems like he's
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: made so much money that think it gets to a
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: point where you're like, all right, man, I got to
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: take like a couple of.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Years mental break or something.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: You also need to find the matilia to live new experiences,
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: because the thing I think with comedy is is if
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: you get too big, Like music is different, go get
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: as big as you want. But with stand ups, if
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: you get too big and you lose sense, you lose
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: touch with the common man. Your comedy. You can't do
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: like a crushing hour about your yacht. You can't do
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: it like the people in the front rung. But what
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: the fuck you're talking like? You're supposed to be the
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: common man like us. You're supposed to be mad at
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: shit and kind of have an opinion about stuff. So
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: I think maybe maybe he's doing that, like just kind
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: of taking a step back to just ground him. I mean,
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: not that he might be. I think he might be. Again,
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: he's not. He lives in La, I think so I'm
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: always in New York. I'm one of those like New
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: York guys like I don't you could be like, hey, dude,
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: if you just moved to LA or Austin, you would
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: you'd you'd make ten million.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Dollars more a year.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, I'm never I'd literally I'd rather drive
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: a bus in New York. I don't want to leave
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: New York at all because I think I'm just I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: don't have anything against La or Austin. I'm happy they're
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: beautiful American cities and not taken over by isis. But
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: I think that I'm just a very New York guy.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: I like to be around like my family, my friends
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: from home. I like New York is always like there's
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: like new things happening always, and every time I leave
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: New York, I don't I don't feel comfortable.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: I'm always like I'd rather just I like quick hits.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: I like to go somewhere for two three days and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: then go and then leave and come back to New York.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: I'm comfortable here, I'm comfort want fee here. I'm a
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: little uncomfortable outside of it. But yeah, I don't know.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: And I also kind of don't feel like my whole
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: like the being a comedian is like the fourth thing
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: about me, you know. It's like my comedy career is
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: like I'm not one of those guys that are like
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: and I get my peers that do. They're like, I'll
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: do every dig for comedy. I want to be the
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: greatest of all. I'm like, dude, knock yourself out. That's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: the last thing I'd want to be. Really, I'm any
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: kidd of me. And you know how much pressure that is. Also,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: nobody fucking cares. Do you think Alexander the imagine Alexander
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: the Great came any here right now, you'd be like,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: look at this asshole in a toga Look at this
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: dumb fuck.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Nobody knows who this retard is, and.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: He was Alexander the Great because no, truly nobody cares,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: nothing really matters. And that's not pessimistic. That's up coming
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: from a I'm a happy person where I'm like, just
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: take a break, like relax, like who I have to
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: what is the greatest of all time? And at least
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: in comedy, mean you know what that means. In my opinion,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: I'm never gonna see my kids. I'm never gonna see them.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna all I'm gonna do is look at them
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: through memories. I'm like, I don't want to do that.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: I'd rather be just the piece of shit comic that
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: I am. That's doing okay, But I'm like at my
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: kid's stuff, you know what I mean, And then when
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: they find out their father's game, they don't want to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: talk to me.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: I'll go in a world to that. What he said,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: it's the force the fourth thing about you? What are
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 9: the the three what are what are the three things
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: that are just the most interesting to you outside of well.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: First and foremost, I'm a white man, don't forget that
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: very important to you straight white male.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I love America, Love America.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: I think you know number one definitely, uh father, you know,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: like that's that's the main thing about me that I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: care about the most.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Like I just I don't really care like.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: What people think of my comedy or what people you know,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: what some executive thinks of my part I don't care
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I just care about, like what my kids think of me.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: And then I think to being a partner to my
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: girlfriend is huge because we have the kids. So I
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: think like that is is very very important to me.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: And then third son, my you know, my I'm very
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: close to my parents, so like got to be like
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: a good son even though I you know, go on
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: stage talking about you know, come leaking out of my asshole,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: it's you know, and and but yeah. Then then the
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: fourth thing is is listen, I love doing comedy. It
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: gives me an outlet. It's it's great, you know, it's
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: like cathartic for me to like, you know, I feel
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: bad for people that don't have an outlet. Like you'll
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: see something on the news that really angers you or
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: social media that like angers you, and like you have
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: nowhere to like you can't get it out where I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: can get it out with comedy and say how I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: feel and joke format and it makes me feel better.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: But I think, you know, doing this for the money.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Comedy for the money is like, that's when I think
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: we all start to and I, by the way, I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: went through a phase last year where I was like,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: I'm definitely doing shows and meet and greets and stuff
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: for the money, and I couldn't figure out why. I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: absolutely hated myself even though I was selling tickets making
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: more money than I ever made. I was like, but you,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: like I would look in the mirror and be like,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: you fucking suck. And I couldn't figure it out. And
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: it was like, oh, because you were starting to do
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: things for the money, not for the creativity. So now
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: it's changed. Even though I know I'm wearing these glasses
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: and you're like, what are you talking about? Like you
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: look like an asshole right now.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: I actually like the glasses. Quh. I appreciate it. It.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes me I do it. They're very Jeffrey dahmeresque,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: and I just, yeah, I want to it's good. I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: want to eat black men.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Inspission for you. Jeffrey Dahmer.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, no, I actually saw what happened was as
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: I did. Here's the thing with me. Okay, here's what
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: you have to know about me.
• 1:04:10
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  Speaker 5: And anyway and and my career whenever whatever you know,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: like Midas, you know, like anything he touches is gold.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Anything I touch. Just know that if you put me
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: on your network and I feel bad for you guys
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: with this podcast when I when you get me on,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: things start to go bad for you. I don't know
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: why this happens, but it just starts to include So.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: So I I came up. I did uh in hours?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: Uh you know it was forty five minutes that we
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: put out for Netflix. Okay, put out for Netflix. Great,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: Loving It show comes out immediately within twenty four hours
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: of my show coming out, Netflix announces they've had the
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: worst quarter in the history of their business and the
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: stocks have fallen so much that like they may have
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: to shut down their business. Great, then I do a
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: show for Vice called Super Maximum Retro Show. Okay, came out,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: the show comes out, It's actually doing pretty good. I'm like,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: the curse is over. Vice has now completely shut down
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: as a network. It does not exist anymore. This happened
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: in like a month ago, Vice completely My show came out,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: and then Vice crumbled, absolutely crumbled to the bucket, to
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: the ground. You know, I had a pilot. I had
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: a pilot show for CBS in twenty sixteen. I thought
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: it was going to make me like the next Ray Romano,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: like that's what I was being touted as and everybody
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about being from Queen's and my new version
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: of it whatever. Literally the day that the people who
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: pick the the shows that like, the actual people who
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: are in the room who pick the five pilots that
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: are going to go to series that America is going
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: to see on the day like May fourteenth, twenty sixteen,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about, not the day before, the actual day
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: they're supposed to pick. At eleven am, the day the
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: guy our champion is gonna pick dies of a heart
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: attack right away, like dot dead, heart attack, see you later. Done.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Show never gets picked up. So I think, so the
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: thing is with me is I've just accepted that that
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: there might be a level here that I'm never gonna
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: get past. But right now, if you allowed me to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: like push a button and say you will never get
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: another dollar, you will never get your life won't change.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: You'll never get a dollar less, you'll never get a
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: dollar more, you'll never travel less, you'll never travel more.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Your life will be this for the next thirty years.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: I would push the but I would push it immediately.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: So that tells me, well, then you must be happy
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: then with your situation, because I mean, it wouldn't even
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: be a thought, it'd be like done in yes. Because
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: it's also like to the point, like when you get
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: so famous, it's like, what's different about that? It's just
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: more fucking people, you know, wanting to bring you down.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: Every ladder you go up in this business, it's ten
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: more people are trying to pull you back down. It's like,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: after a while, you're like, what what is the point?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: What is the point of this? I just want to
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: make enough money to invest it properly. I want to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: try to convince enough people to invest their money with
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: me so I can swindle it. And then I just
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: I just want to like be a good dad and
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: be there as much as I can, and try for
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: dear life to just white knuckle hold onto the current relationship.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, even though that's the falling apart.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 9: When you're when you're sitting there, when you're sitting there
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 9: a year ago, and you're doing meet and greets and
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: all this stuff for cash and all that, and you're like,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: you hate yourself.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: You can look in the mirror and be like, Okay,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: this is why this is happening.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 9: What changes did you make from Okay, sitting here today,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: all this energy in the world, but.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: A happy person. Yeah, yeah, he was.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: He wanted to do something and and and so so
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: what happened was is I couldn't articulate why I felt
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: gross about the meet and greet because I knew that
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: the people who paid were actually happy. They were like,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: I don't mind paying this money, you know, even but
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: I couldn't articulate why why do I feel so bad
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: about it? And I think it was two reasons. One,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: I felt that I would do this for free for them.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: I genuinely like so appreciative with the people that come
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: to the show. It's like I will stand out there
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: and do it for free. I honestly like, you don't
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: have to pay. And then I heard my favorite band
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: is the nineteen seventy five and the lead singer, Matty Heally,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: I heard him say on social media about meet and greets.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: He was like, if you're an artist doing meet and greets,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: he goes, here's what I want you to do. He goes,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: rather than going through ticket master or your agent to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: get the ticket, you know, money from the fans, take
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: the picture with them, talk to them for thirty seconds,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: and then ask them to give you forty dollars in
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: cash and see how you feel. And I was like,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: I E the os Meal. I was like, that's what
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: I'm doing. And again, it's not a just it's not
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: a thing. If people are doing it and the fans
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: who want to do it great, just me as a person,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: I was like, I can't do this. I'm I feel
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: like I'm giving you the what you're paying for is
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: the show, my jokes that I've written, like my performance,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: but half that I don't want to take any more
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: of your money, even buying the merchandise. It's like sometimes
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: I feel but it's like I don't you almost like
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: you know, it's like how much money.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Do you fucking need? Man?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Like you know, like you're you get to a point
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: where you're like, I'm on this hamster wheel where it's like,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: I mean again, going on a world tour is great,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: it really is, but it's like, you know, it's just
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: for me time away from my family because time and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: money are the same value. Actually, time is more valuable
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: to me now where I'm like, if you told me, hey,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: i can get this amount of money, but it's gonna
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: cost six months away from my family, I'm like, I'm
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: there's no way I'll just make less money.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: I'll live, I swear to.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: God, I'll go back to being being a physical therapist.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: I just don't. The entertainment business, I think has just
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: there's like a nastiness to it that I'm like, I'm
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: happy I'm in it. I love doing what I do,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: but there's a limit to like what I'll do. And
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying that limit isn't sucking cock to get
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: on TV, right, I will blow up.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: That's always that's always out there.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: To be honest with you, That's why I wear these
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: glasses in case you guys wanted to poo cocky or
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: something like that i'd be like, I'm protect did at
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: least I won't get pink guy, because my kid is
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: a big uh summer presentation.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: I have to be at before hold before you ask
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: that question. In the nineteen seventy.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: Five Yees song Girls, I Love Girls, that YouTube, Yeah,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 9: that YouTube music video is the music video.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think i've seen the music video.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 9: It's black and white, and the lead singers like, hey,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 9: we're a punk band. We don't do pop stuff. They
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: should be in black and white, and it's automatically in color,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 9: and there's basically a parody on like they're trying to
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 9: be a punk band, but they're playing a whole bunch
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 9: of different stuff.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I have seen that video. Go in it.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 9: And the lead singer, it's a model, she's like six
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 9: to one. As soon as that music video came out,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 9: I was like, I have a massive crush on her.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: That's the pivot. Go ahead, and we'll ask your question.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: If you're good, dude, if you're gonna do it, do
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: it the right way, give me.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: The right ways, the fucking lips, dude, exact fucking guy,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: give you dude, you're done already.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: He's done already, we bodybaged you guys on accident. I'm
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: so sorry. Thanks. I love you fight if I closer, Yeah,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: you need champstick. It's a little champion. I I could
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: deal with it.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 9: We had cigar on right before you came and we went,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 9: like what today he just walked in and out?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: Man, Tommy, Yeah he's still here.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: He might be still here, but like, yeah.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: So Sigura is the perfect example of a guy to
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: model a career after in my opinion, Tom. I know
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: he just went on the tour and all that, but
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: he did it that. He brought his family to a
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: lot of it.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Tom is a guy.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: He's doing everything exactly what he wants to do. He's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: making incredible money, he's there for his family, he's there
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: first fans, He's doing everything his way.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: That's the guy that I look up to and model.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: What about the guy you cried with on on the podcast?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Bert Bert? Oh?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: Bert's another one Bert's. But I've actually heard Bert recently
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: say that he feels he's doing too much now. So
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: he's actually which is understandable. He's like, I think I'm
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: doing I think I'm doing too much. So he's got
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: good intuition. He's like, let me scale it back, you know.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: But Bert, by the way, what a clip, Like, what
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: a moment? Oh yeah, that's just your acting, dude.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Which we spoke about that.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we uh sixteen pilot coming out and you dude,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 9: oh yeah, getting ready to roll.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: I put that. I put that twenty sixteen CBS. That's
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: the thing too with people like you know, I think
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: if you just at times, I mean, I'm scared of
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: a lot of shit, but but I think at times,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: if you're just like fucking I'll ask for you know,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: I'll ask for perm I'll ask for forgiveness later. You know,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: I'd rather what do I say, I'd rather ask for
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: forgiveness than permission. They tell you to like you're like
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: a million times your a lawyer will tell you if
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: your pilot doesn't get picked up, you cannot ever post
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: this anywhere. You know, you cannot ever post your special
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: anywhere other than on the platform. Blah blah blah. I
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: was just like during the pandemic, I was like, I'm
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: just gonna post my entire CBS pilot on my YouTube.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna do it. I don't fuck what then
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: sue me. I was like, if you assue me, I'll
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: just talk about that on my podcast and make that
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: a clip. I'll just fucking monetize everything. I'm a beast
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: and so and so That's what I think our careers
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: now have become with this podcasting is like whatever you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: do to me, whether you cancel me or say this,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: I'll just make it content. I'll just so it's like
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: this thing that it's like it's kind of like it's
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: always like, look at Shane, look at Shane Gillis, Like
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: he's got one of the biggest careers now ever, and
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: it's like it all started with people trying to take
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: everything away from it. It's like you're like pulling back a
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: rubber band to shoot it even higher. Yeah, but I
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: think people are getting that now. Don't you feel like
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: people are understanding that now?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: I feel like in a lot of ways, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 9: But it also is like you guys being like comedy
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 9: is the one thing that's like truly still everything's on limits.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 9: And I know people like the you know, the letters
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: and stuff like that. Everything is like you're allowed to
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: go at everybody still, even though like I know a
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: lot of people the LGBT community, lg whatever, the letters.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 9: They get really they get upset about stuff that community comedies,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 9: Like they try to cancel Chappelle when he came out
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 9: with a special and the whole thing was about that.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 9: But it's like comedy is like the one beautiful spot
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 9: that no matter what you do, it's going to pivot
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 9: back into comedy and they're gonna be able to use
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 9: whatever you say to get back right into that area.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I think a lot of the power
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: is going back through like the content creator, like the
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: creator right, because people or figuring out that they can
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: be authentic and there's still ways to pivot a long
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: way being authentic because you're not like just on a
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: TV show in the minute you get fired or canceled
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: or whatever the case may be. There are other ways
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: to you know, still recreate yourself. We're still create yourself.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Well that's why the stream is going, Yeah, it is
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: going out the window right the wind. Yeah. Well, I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: think too, it's important too.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: That's why it's important to have a family, whether it's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: kids or a husband, wife, partner, whatever. I think it's
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: important to be able to get outside your career and
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: whatever it is, whether it's in entertainment or not because
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: you start to just realize like the petty bullsh like
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: especially like with social media. It's like I haven't been
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: on social media and I think it's going on ten
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: months now, and it's like radically change my life. Like
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: I still need someone to run it, to sell tickets
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: and be out there. It's just part of how we
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: promote ourselves. But I don't see the comments at all
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: because I made a decision. I said, I'm not gonna
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: let a complete stranger influence me positively or negatively anymore.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to take them saying that they think
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: my comedy is great, it's not going to get to me,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: or that they think I suck. It's not going Only
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: if I'm in the physical space with you or you're
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: at my shows, does your do then I value your
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: opinion if I don't know you at all, Because I
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: was like, man, I'm letting somebody who lives in London,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: you know, control my day. It's like our brains are
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: not designed for that. So I was like, I'm getting
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: off it. And it's interesting. My Instagram when this happened
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: ten months ago, wasn't I just could not sign in
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: right password even when I got the recent it was
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: some kind of bug was in it. So we got
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: in touch with like a pretty high up person at
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: Instagram to help me out. And then I was speaking
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: to him and I was telling him what my plan
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: was to get somebody else to run it. So I
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: had that person on the phone just give this guy
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: the password whatever. And he said to me, he goes,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: this is really smart what you're doing. You're really really
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: smart that you're getting off this, And I was like,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: really why. He was like, because he's like, we're doing
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: internal research right now that company Meta. He's like, we're
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: doing internal research right now, and we're seeing that if
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: you have more than twenty five thousand followers, that seems
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: to be the cutoff.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: These people, the people.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: That that the people with more than twenty five thousand followers,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: it has major impacts on their social identity, major impacts
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: on their personalities. It is not good at all for
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: human brains to be dealing with this many people commenting
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: on every aspect of their life. Where like seeing it
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: and it's like it's going to probably be things that
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: radically change in the next few years. So it's good
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: that you're getting out of this now. He was like
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: because you're it's it's not good and we're and we're
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: seeing that in house. I was like, wow, and I
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: tell you what I feel it like. I used to
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: get angry like at even like if I would come
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: into a podcast and you know, somebody I felt like
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: was like disrespecting me or making fun of me, I
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: would internalize it. And now I'm like, oh, dude, I don't.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: I don't, I don't care. I've I've gotten so much
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: less angry because I'm just like, man, people are going
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: to say what they're gonna say.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: I don't really hear.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: It that much. I only hear it from my family
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: and close friends, good reviews and bad reviews. So if
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: you give me even a bad review, it's just like
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: it doesn't make that. I don't hear that all day.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: But when you're hearing bad reviews or good reviews all day,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: you're like in this manicked state twenty four to seven,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: then I'm not. I'm just not in anymore. And I
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: think it's good to not have everybody has access to here.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: That's like not good. It's just not good at all.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: Because you're like I keep my circle small tight.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I think that's perfect that's why I downloaded twiler yesterday. Yeah,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: downloaded threads from Instagram.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: What's threads? Threads is now the Twitter of Instagram.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have cauliflower area? You're like an inn between er. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got a little, I get a little twetter calflowers.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: But it's not so pronounced yet, so it's almost like
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  Speaker 5: why is why don't you have if you're gonna go califlyeril,
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  Speaker 5: just go fall?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Fortunately, like the calflower ear happened like when I
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  Speaker 1: was really young.
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  Speaker 2: So what happened wrestling? Ah? You know what I mean,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: like rolling around on the mats and professionally, not like
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: with your dad or anything as a kid.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess so, like get out then the
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: singlets in the circle shake hands, red and green.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: You wrestle a.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Little bit like you look like it like an almost
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: Channing Tatum type thing, right, I will very close.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: That's a nice little yes.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: You look like I like it.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Man, I appreciate that. But it's good.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: But yeah, but dude, because you have a you have
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: a you have a like an ear that I wouldn't
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: fuck with. You know, I would look at your ear
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: and say this, even though it's almost cauliflower ear, you
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: don't want to fuck with this guy? Like that's enough
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: of a resume, that's enough to say, don't I don't
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: want to go there. I don't want to go there.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: It's good to know have that kind of respect. You
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: should have had your ear coming out of your helmet
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: when you were playing a nice little deal. I Will.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 9: He comes from Missouri, and Missouri what they do is
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 9: they wrestle. Yeah, and I've wrestled Will. I at one
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 9: point outweighed Will by over one hundred pounds. And I
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 9: wrestled Will on three separate occasions, and all three times
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 9: he body bagged the fuck out of me.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and you could tell, Yeah, you could tell
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: he's got he's he's a nice guy. But you could
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: tell there's a darkness, there's something missing. Yeah, you could
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: tell one hundred percent there's I don't know what it is.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 9: I don't know if more than twenty five thousand followers,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 9: there's no question it's one of those you're saying that
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 9: I'm on the wrong I'm going down the wrong.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: Path, Like I kind of almost think, like, what's gonna unfortunately,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: probably happen to both of these. You're going to see
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: the real him in the last five seconds of your life.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: Oh no, it's a little gonna be what we call
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: a murder. Siuie will we right here on the pod. Yeah,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: and it's and unfortunately you're gonna have to deal with it.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: But it'll be great for the numbers. Yeah, I just
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: don't have to.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 9: But the numbers won't matter because I'll be dead. Yeah,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 9: but no, But how do you monetize when you die?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: I'll put your numbers on your grapes though. There it is.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: That's all I need to hear.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: Give it to the family, and you give it. You
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: just give the money back to Dave Portnoy. Okay, that's
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: what it is. He deserves it. He's put a lot
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: of work in. Yeah, put a fucking lot of work in, dude.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: What I was gonna ask earlier is how do you
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: plan ahead now to account for like that balance you
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: want to you want to have in your life.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: So what I do now actually is I've taken my
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: uh uh kind of a not enough seven. But I've
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: really tried to self educate myself on finance. I've really
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: tried to say Tiki Barber, NFL guy, I got to
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: do a show with him a few years ago called
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: The Ultimate Beast Master that I got fired for because
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: I said it was like this international competition and like
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: Tiky and I were the host of Team USA. But
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: then like everybody had teams like Team Britton, Team India,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: Team China, and when you fell off the obstacle course
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: on the Ultimate Beast Master into the water, you got
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: like eliminated and they called it the beasts Blood. Right,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: It's just whatever. And so we were doing the show
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: like you know, forever, like a week, and then the
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: producer in my ear was like, hey, Chris, like when
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: this next competitor goes up, like just give us like
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: an alt name the Beace Blood. I was like, all right.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: So it was a competitive Chinese competitor and and he
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: went up and I was like, I don't have anything.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: And then as soon as he fell, his name was
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: Ben Fung. As soon as he fell, I was like,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: as he was falling, I was like, oh shit, I
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: got it. I got and I said, I swear to god.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: I had like a moment. I was like if I
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: say this, I'm probably gonna lose my job. But like
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: I have to say this, and he hits it, and
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: then they're like waiting and I go. I went there
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: goes Bin Fong into the duck sauce and and Tiki
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: Dude was fucking diaglaughing. I get called to the boots
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: fired during the show.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: See uh yeah then and.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: Then it was like the last day anyway. And I mean, dude,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: Tiky and I still like, I just saw him a
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: couple of weeks ago, Like every time he sees me,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: he's like, I cannot I still cannot believe you did that.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: But he was like, it was one of the best
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: moments in my life to just call my wife. But
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: you never get believe what this kid, Chris just did.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: And so but anyway, so we became like close friends
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: and and he talked to me about investing. He talked
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: to me about how he has a company for NFL players,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: especially the rookies and stuff coming in that don't know
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: anything really about finance, but they're getting this money. They
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: invest money with him because they trust him and he
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: he's educated himself so much on finance that you invest
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: with him through his firm and he helps you this way.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: You're not going to get your money stolen by your
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: family or bad invested whatever. He like guides you. So
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: that kind of got me to start thinking, like, man,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: I got to know what's going on with my mind.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: I can't just give it to somebody and give them
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: one percent, because you think of financial wealth advisors like, oh,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: they're only taking one percent, it's not that much money.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: It's like, over the course of twenty to thirty years,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: like they're taking hundreds of thousands of dollars that you
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: could have invested yourself, and then with compound interest, that
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 5: could turn out to be millions and millions of dollars
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: that you just gave away. So that's the thing that
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: I try to plan ahead now is kind of managing
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: my own money. And every dollar I make on the
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: road or through podcasting is like, you know, what dollar
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: has to go to the cost of running my household
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: and my family and making sure they are well taken
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: care of and then investing for the future. So I
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: don't I don't want to be that guy that's, you know,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: fifty five years old, like I have to go, you know,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: to go do some comedy club in the middle of
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: the country if it's there, if I wanted to. But
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be the guy that has to
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: do that. But I'm aware that at if I'm gonna
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: be the guy who's gonna get to that mega money
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: through comedy that's gonna take a lot of time away
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: from my family. So I'm trying to find the balance
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: of make money here at home or being on the
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: road as little as possible, and then taking that money
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: and making the work for me in uh in other ways.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so if guys want investor money with me.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 9: You start hit a t barber thing. I started getting nervous. Yeah,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 9: give give me your money and I'll invest it because
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 9: I'm educated.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: That kind of scares me.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Well, no, no, that's coming from Chris, Like you know,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: he's kinda he's just kind of napped and saying all this.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know once he brought up rookies
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: and programs like I'm sure he's got Oh.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I think it's all through the NFL. I
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: think it's all through the end. And I might be
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: even kind of missing parts about it. It might not just
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: be like he was just the first I remember he
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: was the first guy. We were walking because he's a
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: great guy, and we were walking and he saw like
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: this open plot of land and like, uh, I think
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: we're in like Valencia, California, and he like called somebody
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: and he like gave him like the like co ordinates
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: like lad like attitude longitude coordinates of this play. I
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: was like, what the fuck are you like gonna drop
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: a nuke? And he goes, no, dude, this this this
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: land can be a parking lot. This is just unserved land.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: I want to buy this land and put a parking
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: lot there. I was like, whoa you think like that?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: He was like, absolutely, he was like he told me.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: He was like, the thing is is like most people
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: and again, I haven't put this into practice yet. You know,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: I'm living in a one bedroom but you've read so far,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: you've read half the book.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but most people it's like it's it's easy to
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: not it's the money is there for the taking. It's
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: just you don't even you don't know. Like he was like,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: you see a plot of land, you think, oh, it's
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: just land. He goes, but I see how cow can
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: this land make me money? So it's smart And he's
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: made for sure more money now than he did during
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: his playing.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's he's he's a great guy.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 9: When you talk about the social media and getting off
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 9: social media and then everything you're doing is in the
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 9: public eye, yeah, do you do you ever struggle with that?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: At all. It's like, is this the right avenue for me?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: But the podcasting and everything, Here's the thing is is sorry, yeah, okay, whoa,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: oh my god.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: Now now I have Collie Flower, Dick and and uh
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: and he uh. So It's interesting because I feel like
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: with podcasting right is in a way, when we first
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: started doing it right, everybody was doing it kind of
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: on the heels of everybody saw how successful Joe Rogan
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: gone at it, and and kind of it was just
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: the only way for a lot of us to kind
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: of have any way to get our message out because
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: we weren't getting on the TV shows, we weren't really
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: getting in the movies, and so a lot of you know,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: the comics, you know obviously the ones that exploded, the
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: Theo Vannes and the Joey Coco Diazz and all those guys.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: You know, it was kind of like we were watching
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: them in New York like this is the past, like
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 5: this where they're gonna let us talk, you know, uncensored
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: to our fans. We're gonna get a fan based, a
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: niche fan base, and that's what we'll get tickets. And
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: that happened for a lot of us and it's and
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: it's still continue to happen, which is good, but it
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: feels like it's shifting now because now the big, big,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: big comics that I mean are exploding, like you know
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: a Matt Rye or Jessica Kierson that they don't have podcasts,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: they have just clips on the Internet. It went from
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: long form content to short form content. That's what the
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: consumer wants now. So I have been questioning as times
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: when going on, like should I make my podcast a
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: little shorter? Should I be talking all the time about
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: everything always? Because it's like, if you look, I like
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: the Stoics. I like Stoic stoicism, and like the guys
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: like Marcus Aurelius and Epicteus. I like them because it's like,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: it's not that I don't like the modern day thinkers,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: like the great guys like the Gary vs and the
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: Tony Robbins, They're amazing, but it's that the Stoics wisdom
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: has been around for two thousand plus years, so it's
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: like battle tested wisdom. That's why I like, I always
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: go to like what's been around longer, And so they
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: are always saying, like, you know, like this guy Kano,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: who he was like the stoic stoic. He was like
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: the Davitel the comics comic where everybody like loved this guy.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: He was like, you know, you have one mouth, two ears,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: you know, just you know, you have two years to listen,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: one mouth to talk to talk less, listen more, just
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: talk less. And he said, you know, always be aware
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: if you're subjected to the third thing and the third thing.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: Mean like the first thing is you do to do something,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: the second thing is it helps someone, and then the
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 5: third thing is needing to get admiration for it.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: That's where the ego comes in.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: That's what's gonna lead you down a bad path that
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: I'm like sometimes I'm like, all I'm doing is talking
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: and wanting admiration for it. It's like I am falling
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: into the third thing and just talking too much. And
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know that it's like that on point, but
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: lately I've been like, what am I doing? I think
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: I'm because with podcasting a lot of times we're talking
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: and we're having these half thought out thoughts and we're
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: just spraying them out, and that's what gets people in
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: trouble later on, because you're like, I didn't even stand
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: up is different. It's like whatever I say on stage,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: I've thought about that, I've tried to perfect that as
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: much as I could, and it is edited and in
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: my brain at least, and I'm like, I have thought
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 5: this out.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: We're a podcast.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: It's like people will send me clips sometimes of what
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: I said on a podcast four years ago, and I'm like,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: I don't ever remember saying Hitler had some good ideas.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: I don't remember that at all, but I like clear
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: evidence that I said it, because you're I'm literally in
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: a Nazi uniform screaming at hailing so and I don't
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: but I don't remember it at all. And so there's
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: things that I get weary of with podcasting. And I
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: think we all know it's very oversaturated now, but that's okay.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: I mean everything gets oversaturated, and I think, you know,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: sometimes people will be like if they come up to
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: different comics and they're like, oh, I saw you on TikTok,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: Like some of my peers will get upset at that.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: I used to get upset at that, but it's like
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: that's just the new medium people are finding. Like I
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: heard like Jackie Gleeson used to get mad if you
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: recognized him from his TV show because he got big
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: on the radio. And it used to be the radio
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: is everything, and if you're on TV, you're a hack.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: And then it went from well TV's going away and
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: you need a podcast, and if you're on TV, you're
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: a hack.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: It's about the podcast.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: And now it's starting to become well everybody's on TikTok
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: and it's like, what are you just another guy with
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: a podcast? So it's constantly evolving, I'm realizing. So it's
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: like always about trying to get to that next thing,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: which I genuinely have no idea how to get to
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: or what that is.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 9: That's it, Yeah, that's that's the That's the fear when
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 9: you're trying to stay in front of everybody's eyes, is like,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 9: what is next? How do I stay on top about?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 9: Just like the Threads thing you were talking about. Yeah, threads,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 9: what that was? I thought it was. I thought it
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 9: was a competition of bird dogs. Yeah, I thought it
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 9: was shorts.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Right, But we're driving here, it will yeah, literally away
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: from it.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: It starts to ride that crease the ride.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 9: But Threads I didn't even know about. Literally were driving
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 9: here and they're talking about threads, and I was like,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 9: what the fuck is what? What is threads? Yeah, I'm
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 9: in my head, but like things just coming out of
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 9: nowhere like this. Have you seen this grimace shake thing?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 9: Look at this You've you've been rolling it a million
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 9: miles an hour.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: It's unfucking believable. What's going on round? Yeah?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: And people are like, you should get They'll send me messages. Oh,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: you can get injections, botox injections. You can get this
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: to on death. This is natural, dude, this is natural
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: leak anatomy. And I don't care because you know what,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: I'm sweating out the vaccine there. You have to no, no, no, no, no, yes,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: yes I did.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: You're in New York.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: You had to get it, dude. You had yeah, you
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: had fucking no choice. But I got it out of me.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: Oh wait, yeah, dude, I got it right now. I
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: just as soon as I got it, man, I just
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: started jerking off like me. I was jerking off in
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: the Walgreens to just get it out, get it out
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: of here.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: What what do you read and listen to stoicism? Okay, clearly, so.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 5: The last two books I've read. First one is called
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: The Simple Path to Wealth by J. L. Collins. That's
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: a great book about finance and stuff like that, very
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: puts everything in layman's terms. Then I've read, I read
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: every morning, I read a page of this book called
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: The Daily Dad by Ryan Holliday and The Daily Dad
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: So if you guys don't know, that's a little email subscription.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: I'm subscribed to that. And I read a page from
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: The Daily Dad every day. And now I'm reading Atomic
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: Habits by James Clear and uh, and I'm also reading
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: seventeen seventy six by David McCulloch just because, you know,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: fourth of July. I was like, I just want to
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: be reminded that, literally, your patriot, I mean, we are
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: the greatest. We are the greatest three hundred and fifty
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: million humans the world has ever seen is the America,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: every single one of them under Yeah, dude, Yeah, literally,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: an American in a wheelchair is better than the best
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: fighter that Russia or Ukraine has ever had, just because
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: he's got red white.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: You're talking, you're talking literally.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: Ready to aps fucking lutely.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: Hell. Yes, my wife from Canada, she just doesn't get it. Yeah,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: she doesn't fucking under She doesn't understand at all.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 9: I was trying to tell her, yeah, about the Fourth
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 9: of July and the reason why fireworks are going off, Yeah,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 9: and the reason why we celebrate all of this exactly.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Just telling you that. He just say thank you, yeah,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: for everything we've done for you. D day. Yeah. Well
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: we're back to back.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: You're welcome. And she's just sitting there fucking rubbing maple
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: syrup al over No question, that's wearing all. Yeah, No disgusting.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: I got fucking hot dogs coming out of every hole
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: in my body, no.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: Question, dude, speaking of hot dogs.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 9: Joey chestnutt the best American hero, no reflex, No, he
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 9: just rolls.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: That guy.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: Just the thing I like to think about Joey Chestnut
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: is could you I would like to see? I really
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: would like to because we all know what he could
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: do there. I need to see the toilet bowl twenty
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: minutes later. I think that's the documentaries. What does this
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: guy's shit look like? Because how can you possibly consume
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: sixty five hot dogs in whatever it is, ten minutes
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: and then not ship blood?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: How is it possible?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: Fucking up the toilet paper brands? You need to be
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: stocking him up?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Charmon needs to be a man sponsor.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, they they because it does that. That
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: makes a lot of sense. And I think the guy
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: before in the Kobeashi guy was ripped. Dude, ripped because
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: I think he used to eat like a lot of
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: ruffage and kind of he was. He would talk about
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 5: like eating lettuce and stuff that was like an actual
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 5: like ab workout, Like if you don't have to go
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: to the gym, you just eat a bunch of lettuce.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think that plays, dude, I don't tell him.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: He looked great. I know who you were talking about.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, every might I see a guy with as I'm like, like,
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 5: he eats mad lattice.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that that. But that guy fell by the wayside.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: Now Kobeyashi, he's that Joey Chestnut crushed him. I saw
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 5: Joey Chestnut once in Buffalo, and I was like, Joey
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: chest and he acted too cool. I was like, relax,
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: you eat hot dogs to just relaxed.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was around. I was around him one time
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: I forget it was in Florida, and he does have
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: kind of that vibe like, yeah.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: Which hate You're the best to ever do it best
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: to ever do it, no doubt.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also like, guy like, why don't you
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, just let's just relax. You
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: You can see it on his face, like as he's
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: going back out to the rally, the people to have that, yeah,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: you know, put the show back on, the show will
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: go on.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: I hate that, but you need somebody and the act
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: like that. He's well, he's one of the goats, so
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: he is. We don't know what it's like to him.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: You're right, you know what, I guess. I guess that's
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: a lot of pressure. It's one of the goats. He's
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: one of the goats of like the food industry.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: Like I think he's got to be the goo. Yeah,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: he's the goat of that. Like, well, I think I
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: think you think of the three goats. I think you
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: think of the three goats. I think you think of
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: Joey Chesslunt, you think of Gordon Ramsey, you think of
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 5: Jared Vogel. That's what I think you think of those.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: Guy.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: No, but I think Jared Fault. I think you think
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: you know he used to go for sub boy sandwiches,
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: you know, not for the other stuff. Well, I mean,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: although you know, if we're just talking about pure numbers,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: he might be the go to that too.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Papa Nice, Yes, Papa John. Papa John's
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: one of.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: Those guys who I actually never minded Papa John's pizza.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: I never minded it at all. It was sometimes so
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: good that, you know, I remember eating, especially the pizzerias
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 5: in Brooklyn. You know, because the pizzeri is in Brooklyn.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: That's why I think I like Papa John's because the
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 5: pizzeri is in Brooklyn. I mean, those guys are all
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: saying the N word. So I was like, I was like, oh,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: this is just what pizza makers do. So I didn't
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: understand what the CoA.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: This feels like home.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, I thought, I thought, this is
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 5: what these guys do. I thought, oh, okay, because Vinnie
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: from Third Avenue says that every oh every time I
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: get a sun Tan that.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: Calls me, Papa John's was the spot where you went
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: for the specialty pizzas one hundred percent.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: Now in Missouri that's like a gourmet, right, like Papa
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: John's Little Like in Missouri, Missouri? Is it Papa John's
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: Little Caesar's Pizza? Where are you taking like your mom
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: out for a fiftieth birthday. Where's a nice place, like, Mom,
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: I'm treating you Olive Garden. Olive Garden, that's where you're
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 5: gonna go.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Olive Garden's like a five star established one hundred percent.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, breadsticks are legit.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: When you'd have like prom or any type of formal
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: dances in high school, like you're trying to get up
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: to the city forty five minute drive and take them
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: to Olive Garden.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: Right right, that's because where's the Saint Louis.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 5: Saint Louis was the closest city, all right. There's nothing
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 5: going on in Saint Louis. You know, we got the Cardinals.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: We got the Cardinals, we get the arts, like the arch,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 5: the stadium, right, ballpark, village there you go. Yeah, they
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: got a couple of things going on out there. Nelly,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 5: we had Nelly figure, Oh there, Nelly.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: I actually like Saint Louis. I'm gonna be there in
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 5: I think October. The pageant theater I'm gonna be at.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 5: And I remember when I went to Saint Louis, when
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 5: I went to the Cardinals game. Tell me if I'm wrong,
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: But This is just the observation I made when I
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: went to the Cardinals game. It was weird because it
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: was like one almost one hundred of the fans watching
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 5: the game, we're white, and one hundred percent of the
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 5: workers were black.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: Is that true? I don't know.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 5: I think we did zoom on his face. I want
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: to see it.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: It just started like sweating. I don't know if that's yeah, his.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: Pits are like this, Yeah, I know. I think Bush
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: Stadium is one of those stadiums. I think I heard
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: that they designed it where every seat is like angle
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 5: toward home plate. So it's one of the best spectator parks.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: It's one of the Yeah, Cardinals baseball is one of
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: the best. Yeah.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But I will say when I worked for the
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: I worked for MLB. I did a show called Off
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: the Bat there I was on MTV too, in like
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: twenty fourteen. I mean, nobody watched his thing and and
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: again kissing Death and and.
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  Speaker 2: And this might be your big break, is busket?
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 5: I hope so? And then uh and then so. I
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 5: remember we did the show and every team was cool
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: except the Cardinals and the Yankees, like they thought, like
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 5: who the fuck they were? Didn't want to work with anybody,
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: and I was kind of want to be like guy,
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 5: like nobody cares about really either one, like just shut
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: The Cardinals are great and the Yankees are great. But
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: at the end of the day, like fans of sports,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: I'm a sports fan, but like the fans that like
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 5: live and die with their teams and players, I'm like, like,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: so I'll sometimes talk about like sports on stage and
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: somebody like if I talk about like the Mets or the Yankees,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 5: somebody's like.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: Boo thomb a Phillies fan.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: It's like, do you realize that you as a diehard
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: Phillies fan, if you got within one foot of Bryce Harper,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: he would hit you with the Louisville Slugger across your
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 5: fucking head and you would look like Stephen Hawking for
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: the rest of your life. So stop praising athlete, Like,
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: don't make it your whole identity a fucking sports team.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean. You guys are NFL athletes.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 5: I fucking it's great. I'm like, wow, that's awesome. But
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 5: it's like, at the end of the day, it's like
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: I just felt like the Cardinals and the Yankees like
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: they thought they were like gods. I was like, I'll
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 5: you know, dude, I'll fucking I'll give I'll give you all,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: Tommy John right now. Shit, I'll give you all. I'll
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: just start, I'll cut over slash and elbows, I'll start.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: I'll literally pull out your owner collateral ligament right now,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 5: and I'll fucking eat it like Joey Chestnut.
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  Speaker 1: were doing a h draft, a fans draft with the
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  Speaker 1: Chicago were you were you You.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't on that, but they were.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: They were going on and on about Yankees fans and
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: Cardinals fans, Like Yankees fans are just unbearing because you
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: got the Northeast people.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, it's just like it's over the top.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: But also then like they talked about the Midwest, like
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: with San Louis Cardinals fans, and it's like the fans
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: in baseball think they're so much better than everybody.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I'm telling you your Bronx tail with chas pmmonary.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 5: That's like every child should just watch that because it's
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 5: like it's so much knowledge in that movie. Nobody cares,
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: you know, he talks about Mickey Mantle when the kids
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: like opsessed the Mickey manthors, like Mickey Mantle doesn't care
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: about you. It's like it's so it's so it's so
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: beyond true that I I like the athletes I liked.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 5: I'd like to see more athletes just leaning into that.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: It's being yeah, being like I don't you know, like
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: I'd rather be having sex with my side piece than
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 5: going to visit this cancer hospital for the kids. I
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: really would love to get a blowjob before the game,
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: but I have to talk to this kid who's gonna
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 5: die next week whether I hit a home run or not.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: It's like, just give up, you know he might. So
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: it's like, I like, I like more real people where
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 5: they're like, yeah, I forgot somebody was real about something
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: an athlete last year. I won't remember, but somebody said
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: something that was it was like fucking hilarious, Like I forgot.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 5: Probably Marshaun Lynch or somebody great like that. That's just like, yeah, dude,
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 5: it's it's it's uh. I mean, did you guys feel
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: like as athletes, like you know, you have to like
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: be godlike to the kids.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 9: I think at points, at points and points in time, yeah,
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 9: you had to. Like, but if kids are way different
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 9: than the you know, forty five year old adults that
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 9: are wearing your jersey, it's a way different vibe. But
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 9: if kids are looking up to you, I'm sure truly
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 9: thinking of he was a good point. You want to
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 9: give them the time to be like bro children. If
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 9: a child, I think that's a good point. Games and
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 9: stuff like that in a sports rings that should be
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 9: for I think going to sports games and jiu jitsu
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 9: is for kids. I don't want to see you as
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 9: an adult doing jiu jitsu either. You did it and
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 9: you learned it.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: I don't need to see you forty five years old
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 5: fucking just getting into jiu jitsu because Anthony bor David
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: he also killed himself rightfully, so so it's just like,
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: just stop with jiu jitsu as an adult and stop
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: going to games and making your fucking life. It's like
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 5: that's I think, yeah, it should be kids stuff. I like,
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 5: I like a child in a jersey. Good call, good
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 5: call on that. Yeah, but but but but adults. Yeah,
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 5: there is something weird about a forty five year old guy.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: That's like he wants a base. He wants another man's
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 5: name on his back. Yeah, birthday, we have a thing.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: If you were our names in the back of your jersey,
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: we get the fuck you we have free.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: I'm all about the jerseys. Yeah, I don't. I don't
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: mind it.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 9: I just want to know how that option if it
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 9: all comes up. That's the availability. Here's where I think
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 9: fans put their identity in teams is as human beings cavemen.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 9: We want we want to be a parceling. You feel
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 9: safer that way. If you're part of a village or
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 9: a community, you feel safer and you have an identity
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 9: in that, and you're able to grow and flourish much more. Right,
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 9: and so we haven't evolved enough we at the end
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 9: of it. Go to college, you want to be a
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 9: part of a fraternity because you want you want a
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 9: sense of community.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: You get out of college, you're in a city.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 9: Let me join this fan base and be a part
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 9: of it and you raise your kids and like that
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 9: is the community hospitalism.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, in a way. Absolutely.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing though, here's the catch. And my
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 5: father knew this. I really I dated a girl once
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: ten years ago. I really liked her. Right, great, this
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: got to bring her home to meet my pops. Immediately
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 5: I could see my pops does not like this girl.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh my god. You know, I don't
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: know what it is is because she's Chinese. I have
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: no idea, and I I'm like and I'm like and
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm like, so what is going on?
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: So she leaves. I'm like, how great? You know? Was she?
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: I was like, it seems like he didn't like her. He goes, yeah,
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: damn right, I don't like her. I said, why he goes?
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: You can't trust this braud, I said, what, he goes,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 5: she's a Yankees fan. I said, yeah, exactly, we're all
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: Yankees fans. That's why I thought you'd love her. She goes,
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: she's from Boston. Why the fuck is she a Yankees fan?
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 5: And I was like wow. He was like, you're never
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 5: going to trust anybody that if they go against her
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: own town and they picked the rival team fuck that
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: person forever. And I was like, holy shit, and dude,
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: she turned out to be a bitch. No, she turned
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: out to be a fucking bitch and she and she
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 5: was actually a deceitful person. And my dad knew it.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 5: My dad called that just on that thing. He was like,
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 5: I do. She was trying to empathize with him about all,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 5: I'm a Yankees fan too, and then he was like
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 5: oh really. He goes, where'd you grow up? And she's like, oh,
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 5: I grew up in Boston. And then immediately he.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: Knew right then and there, he was like this fucking
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: this because you.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: Know, learn that lesson unless you have the fandom from me,
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: Because he doesn't care if you're a Red Sox fan,
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: even though that that's not the team he likes.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 5: He's like, if you're from Boston, go for it. I'll
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: get along with you because at least it's one town.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 5: You know, your your your your town, your team.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: So he he never understood the people that were fans
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: of other teams. If you're from that city, He's like, listen,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 5: you know, like it's uh. He would always say, like,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 5: you know, like geography is it's your destiny. If you
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 5: were born there, that's where you were fucking born. Unfortunately,
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 5: gotta like that team, even if they're a last place team.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 5: That's just how it is. And I'm like, all right, man.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 9: So he's always a big line toe on the sand, though,
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 9: is just he just as you're born there, you have
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 9: to be a.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: Fan of that. He's like that.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 5: That's that's all. It is the Northeast, That is the
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 5: northde My dad ready for this. My dad's seventy five
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 5: years old. The first time he crossed left New York
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 5: state lines was three years ago, right before the pandemic.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: He never left. He never crossed one toe outside New
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: York state lines. It's just old sate. And he didn't care,
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 5: by the way, he didn't care. It was his wife
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 5: just made him do it. Really, he just didn't care
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: at all. He was like, I I couldn't care less
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: I ever leave the state, which is interesting, you know.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: I was like, don't you want to like see Italy's Like,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: I'll see it on YouTube. I was like, nice, dude.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: The pride in people of New York is insane. It
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: is insane.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 9: It's it's a wild fucking deal. Because we were driving
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 9: here now I was looking at all these buildings, like
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 9: how do people fucking live here? And you're telling me
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 9: about your dad who would never fucking leave here.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: Never. You're saying you never fucking leave here.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 5: Well that's the thing. It's like, you know, like I
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 5: almost envy people who aren't born and raised in New
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: York because you guys had experience, you left your state,
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: You had a motivation to want to get out of
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: your city, get out of your state, go to another college,
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 5: see stuff. Where New York it always felt like everyone
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: was coming to us, So you get this mindset, you're like,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 5: why am I why don't want to leave here?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: Like none of my friends out of like my I.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: Have like a big thirty person friend group, none of them,
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 5: not one left New York to go to college. Zero
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 5: people dormed. Everybody went to school locally, and which is
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 5: like you go to other places, like that's unheard of.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: Everybody's going to schools all over, everybody's getting out. But
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 5: growing up here's weird. It's like you just like I
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 5: don't know if it's changed now, but back when I
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 5: was in college, high school, college, it was like people
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 5: stayed local all the time. Because I think We're like,
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 5: we got the best clubs here, we got the food,
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: we got and it is a little bit silly. I mean,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: you got to get out of it and to appreciate
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 5: it more.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: But that's it's like a mindset.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 5: Like most people that grew up in my neighborhood, they've
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 5: been in that same ten block radius their whole life.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't it's good and bad? You know, yeah, you know,
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: but it's you know.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 9: Of all the places you traveled, if you couldn't live
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 9: in the Northeast, because I feel like an easy cop
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 9: out here would be like a boss or something like that,
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 9: where would you live? Where would you want to live?
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 9: Because I'm sure you've traveled a lot for comedy. You've
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 9: seen probably most of the states.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I've seen. I've been to almost all
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 5: of them. Now I would say where would I want
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 5: to live? If I could tell you're saying I could
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 5: take my family.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: You're allowed to take your family. Brother, We've done a lot.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: You have made it very clear.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 5: I could take these Puerto Ricans and I'm not gonna
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 5: have to pay Puerto Rican tax no anywhere now. And
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 5: if I want to go to like some real southern state,
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 5: where they you have to pay tax.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: If your kid is from an island, you're a freekly.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty and clear of that tax, of the Puerto
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: Rican tax, the PRT. I would move to Charleston, South Carolina.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: Reason where you're from. Nice that city. I love that city.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: That city felt like that city felt like to me
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 5: what I would imagine like a colonial like how it
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 5: felt in its colonial days, like it kind of got that.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: I just felt like that city. I love the history.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 5: I'm a big history so boom. It was small enough
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 5: but yet big enough where I feel like I wouldn't
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 5: be able to consume it all in a week. And
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 5: there's probably new things happening all the time. It's an
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 5: up and coming city. You can go to different places
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 5: that are just twenty miles outside of it, that are
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: structurally different and you know, politically different, so it's all
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: different schemes. And I just and I thought the weather
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 5: that I know, it gets hot as fuck, but I
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 5: thought that like the weather at least when I was
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 5: there in the wintertime, was like beautiful perfect.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: I think I'd go to Charleston. Yeah. And I love
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: the food.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 5: I love the food there, and I love the people
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 5: the vibe of the people there were really really good.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: People were real. It was really like a good vibe.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 5: That's because you grew up here, right, because you don't
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: like them where you're from.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: Not that not that you don't like Northeast people. It's
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: just like it's just a different person. Like it's a
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: to B. It doesn't matter what's going on in your way.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: People just know it's not a very hospitable right.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 9: Every region you grow up and you're told that the
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 9: other regions are like X, Y and Z. A group
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 9: in Arizona, right, oh, man, Northeast are all mean up there.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 9: And then you live in Michigan, like down south best, right,
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 9: you know, it's like it's a whole different deal. Right,
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 9: and then you go, I have like I've been up north,
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 9: I've lived down South, I've lived in the West, and
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 9: it's like everyone's kind of the same. It's just how
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 9: they approach their delivery of how to say things.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: You can't generalize.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: Anybody who like generalizes a group of people, I think
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 5: is a fucking idiot. It's like it is so like
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 5: case by case basis it it's it's it's been proven
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: time and time again. It's like you can't generalize groups.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 5: The tribalism thing is real, that happens in every animal,
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 5: the animal kingdom. It's like, you want to be with
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 5: like minded people. You want to be with people that
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 5: if it's if it's if it's that they look like you,
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 5: if it's I have the same religion as you, the
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 5: same team, whatever. But I think that, yeah, man, like
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 5: you can't just like when I was in I probably
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 5: like Charleston because of these the people that I met
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 5: in those specific days I was there, right, So that's
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 5: why I'm like attached it. So it works for me.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 5: But you know, I just went to Italy or Sicily,
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 5: and I went to Taro Mina, Sicily, and we had
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: a great I had a great time. There was awesome, amazing,
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 5: and it was the first time ever that I went
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 5: to a place and I actually fell in love with
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 5: the people. I would hear people say that, oh, you
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 5: fall in love with the people, and I would just
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 5: be like what that. It meant nothing to me. I
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 5: never felt that, But then with these people, I felt
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 5: it because they're like in more ancient culture, way more
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: ancient than you know, American culture. So I was at
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 5: the hotel and I asked the guy that I gotten
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 5: to know there for a few days. I was there
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 5: as like an old like wise Italian guy. I was like,
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 5: what do you think? Like, what's uh, what's something you
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: notice about people here? He was like, here's the thing,
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 5: the number one thing that I noticed all these years
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 5: I'm working at this hotel. He was like a baggage
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 5: hop guy, and he was like, the people that have
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 5: the most luggage have the worst time.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: Always exclusively.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 5: If you have a lot of luggage, you will inevitably
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: have a bad time because you're totally consumed with yourself
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 5: and your things, and you don't realize that you're coming
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 5: to a place to not to leave. You leave those
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 5: things behind, You're coming for a new experience. He goes in,
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 5: it's always Americans mostly, it's always people from the America,
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 5: Canada usually there.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: They come with so much stuff and they never have
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: a good time.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 5: He's like, where I see people from the Philippines, or
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 5: it's like I see people from the Middle East. They
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: come here, they have just like a book bag. They're
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 5: having a great time. They're like no complaints, they never work,
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 5: they never yell at the staff, they never want more,
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 5: they never demand of us anything.
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  Speaker 5: Well who I don't know if you've spoken about this
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 5: on the show, but who that you haven't seen? Okay,
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 5: so can't you know? Who do you think has the
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 5: biggest dick in the NFL? Right now?
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: It just off looks alone. A couple fucking jump out
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: of me right right now. You've seen a lot, right.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 5: Because you've seen them.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: Also the one you might know for sure, But like,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: who is it.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 5: Just the biggest fattest uncircumcised cock in the NFL?
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: No fucking shot.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: Right now?
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I used you know what I'm saying what
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: you haven't seen. I'm saying about what you.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 5: Think because I've seen them all, that's.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: A good question. Yeah, it's got to be a dB.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: You think, oh wide receiver.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, dude, the big boys, all that meat on them,
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 9: he pulls it away.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: DeAndre Hopkins might have something.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking about. Bro Hopkins was in
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 5: my head.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 9: He is five X slender guyler that he had the
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 9: shoulders forward walk. That's what I thought, short, forward walk,
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 9: big hands, slender body parties.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 2: Is he It's rumored.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 9: It's rumored to me, you know what to as I
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 9: might be cheating a little bit because Ben Jones did
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 9: tell me that it's a fucking.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: Well that's good though that I got to say, because
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that, and I was thinking of so
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: that that has to be that he has to have.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: A huge dick, thinks gotta be.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when you got and you might have talked about
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 5: this before, but this is when you guys like was
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 5: it a call that you got like saying like, hey,
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 5: I'm going to the NFL? Like what what was that Like?
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 5: Was it like a moment that you'll never forget it?
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 5: Was it like just a moment that came and went.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a it's a moment you never forget, like,
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: never forget, like you started crying, no, not for me.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 9: When you talk about like Ryan Holliday, the egos, the
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 9: enemy and stuff like that, Like when you're in college
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 9: or at least then you're so wrapped up, and when
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 9: am I getting picked and stuff like that.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 9: I was the eleventh overall pick in twenty fourteen, and
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 9: there are two tackles taken before me.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: Look at you now, and I was fucking mad.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 5: I was livid because people were taking before you, taken
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 5: before me, because you thought you deserve to be number one.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 9: I'd thought I deserved to be the first or second
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 9: tackle taking off the board.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 2: I was the first pick in your draft. First pick
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 2: of my draft was Jadavon Clowney. Okay.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 9: Second pick was Greg Robinson. No, Greg Robinson, then klil Mack.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: Greg Robinson was the left tackle. Greg Robinson was LA.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 5: Feels like this draft they were picking in Dick's eye,
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 5: they went down Clowny's number one, and you're the eleven.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 9: I would have been undrafted free agent. I'd been fielding calls,
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 9: hoping to get a tryout.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: It happened for me.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 5: So so you were in that's very interesting.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 5: If you got spoken about this that nauseam. But I
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 5: just think that's fascinating right to to think because you're
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 5: such an elite athlete, if you're the eleventh pick in
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 5: the draft, but you still found a way to be
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 5: upset or as all human minds.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 9: But that is like, that's I think that is such
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 9: a play, such a big factor in sports is you
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 9: have to have like some sort of like reason to
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 9: keep a chip on your shoulder, a reason to be
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 9: like what's next. You're never in the moment. You're always
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 9: consumed about what's next. Comment and get there and I
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 9: all railroad whoever I gotta do to get to the
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 9: point where I feel like I finally succeeded in everything.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard Joe Rogan say once in his podcast,
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 5: I forget too that like you have to create a
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 5: vendetta with someone sometimes even though it's not real, keep
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 5: it in your head.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 2: Tell them about it. Yeah, keep it, but you have motivation.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's it is one of those deals, at least
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 9: for me. I'm sure a lot of guys have different
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 9: paths and because you can't generalize everybody, but for me,
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 9: that was definitely what kept me motivated is if I
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 9: were to have success in a season individually, the minute
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 9: that success was announced, I would be solely focused on
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 9: making sure it wasn't a fluke. And people think this
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 9: is a one time thing and you literally tell yourself
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 9: whatever you have to tell yourself to make sure that
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 9: it happens again, right, And it's a brutal way to
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 9: live your life. But when you when you get cut,
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 9: like for a lot of guys, it's it's way different.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 2: For me, the writing was on the wall. I had
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: two acls and three years.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 9: So for me, it's like you have two acals in
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 9: three years in the contract I was supposed to get
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 9: to the next year, it's like, obviously this is gonna happen.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 9: And then have this to fall back on and be
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 9: like there's a level of safety and knowing like okay,
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 9: like I know there's a way to financially figure out
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 9: what I want and have fulfillment to where you're like,
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 9: all right, this is I'm gonna be okay, which I
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 9: think a lot of sure, a lot of players don't
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 9: get a lot of players try to start the next
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 9: thing before they're even done.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 2: And the ability we started this in twenty eighteen, and
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 2: did you meet on the field. We played each other
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 2: in college going to Nebraska in to Michigan, but we
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 2: didn't meet, like we didn't know each other. It was
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 2: a white boy. A white boy was the last name
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: of Compton.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 9: I was like, holy fuck, this guy's a problem. Probably
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 9: how little did I know?
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 5: And then you and then you what were you drafted?
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 5: I was undrafted, So so that's so it's for you.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 5: Then you just kind of call out of nowhere like
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 5: you're getting to the.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like hopes of being drafted in the later rounds,
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 1: and when it didn't happen, it kind of just happens
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 1: quickly after the draft, like hey, you know, there's a
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 1: few teams in the mix. And then the agent calls
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: and like, hey, you're signing with Washington. So then the
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 1: next week you go out to Washington for rookie mini
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: camp and everything else. And then my first year I
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: spent on the practice squad and then was active at
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 1: the very last game of the season in Week one,
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 1: which was my like moment of like call my dad
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 1: and being like, Yo, this is fucking I'm doing it,
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 1: Like I'm getting called up.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 2: And that must have been a stick call for your dad.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, then I love that. Yeah, Bill
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 2: was so fired up. And are you a big football fan,
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 2: Like do you know who London Fletcher is? Yeah?
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, uh he's uh. I like, I like the
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 5: first team for you is the Redskins. You look like
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 5: you have the voice of like the guy that invented
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 5: the name.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: That was funny as.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, in the second year I got I
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: made the team and every everything else, and I had
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: like kind of like a slower climb and all that,
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 1: but a lot of my like chip and everything else
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: came with like front office fans like you just wanted
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 1: to prove everybody wrong, like I belonged in the league
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 1: right it could play, and each year was trying to
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: attain like a new levels.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 5: And how many years you were you at nine?
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 2: Wow? Ten arguably, but also I have to cut it. No,
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 2: don't cut it, clip it.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, what's up?
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: You said?
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know argument you played ten years?
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 4: Taylor says you played maybe seven?
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 9: Hey is what I did. But we don't have to
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 9: go back to NF I think we've done a lot
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 9: of work since then. Will played ten years in the NFL.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 9: Everything except for stepping on the field for the.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 1: Tenth year, having a like a having the the series
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 1: back and forth.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 2: Nine.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 1: I was about to play my tenth year, we had
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: a game or I had a gambling show going on,
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 1: and so the NFL didn't allow me to get back.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: And when I was about to sign with Atlanta last year,
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: those bastards, Yeah, a bunch of cunts.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 5: But you're done. You don't want to even go back
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 5: to the NFL? Would interesting depends nice situation, dude, you
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 5: should just you should. You should start a football league
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 5: in Saudi Arabia. That's what I would do that.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 2: That's what money is.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: I tried telling the Rock, like I tried making a
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 1: video and telling the Rock I'd come to the XFL
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: if he came on the podcast, but he didn't want
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 1: to listen to you.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 2: Now it comes out they've lost millions and millions. Exactly,
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 2: there you go. They probably would have made that.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 5: You know, it's one thing. You know why I pick
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 5: you over the Rock. You got califlower ear, he doesn't. Exactly.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 5: I go with a guy with collie flower to fucking day. Dude,
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 5: I I'll nibble your vegan ears all day.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so that that that's it's.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 5: Really like an amazing thing to be NFL players, Like
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 5: it's such a small percentage of human beings that would
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 5: ever do that. It's like fascinating. Like you're like, you're like,
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 5: just think about the amount of people that ever lived
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 5: and how hard it is to be a professional athlete
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 5: in America and you both of you guys did that.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 5: Don't that like has to be But it's amazing how
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 5: your brains will convince you, like like Kevin Heartspring will
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 5: convince him that your guys aren't ship and that like
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 5: you'll look at we're like, well I'm not Tom Brady,
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 5: like Kevin hard will look at you know, somebody would
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 5: be like I don't have as any specialists George Calin
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 5: and Richard pirates. Isn't it fascinating? But I think that's
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 5: a defense mechanism to our brains, like survive, survive, keep pushing.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 2: Motivate, imposter syndrome, all that ship.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, you guys. Unfortunately it didn't work out long
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 5: term you're now doing a podcast with me, But the
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 5: on the years that it did work out, it's fucking fascinating,
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 5: And that's pretty that's really really cool.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 2: Good things have to come to an end at some point.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, broadcasting or something, you know.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 1: Is it really you only get you get told.
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 9: With the like you know, you gotta can't say this,
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 9: I have to say that, talk.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 5: About Yeah, I want to talk about my ass swartz,
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 5: and I can't do that on Monday night football.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 9: Can't do that, pussies exactly know. But you give all
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 9: these complements to us, do the same thing goes for you.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 9: How many people in there this earth have gotten a
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 9: laugh from somebody else who could do a.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 5: Professional A lot more people than have done in the NFL.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 5: I mean what I I mean way more people. It's
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 5: so much easier to get a laugh than get into
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 5: the end of.
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, you guys have fucking done crazy shit. Hey,
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: how many comedians would you say make six figures a year?
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 5: Three hundred and ninety eight? No, No, how many comedians
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 5: make six figures a year?
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 2: I would say six figures.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 5: Now, with podcasting and being able to monitorze on YouTube,
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 5: I would say we're probably at if let's say we
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 5: had one hundred thousand people doing comedy right, which is
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 5: probably less than that, but just easy, I would say
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 5: at least twenty thousand of them are making six figures
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 5: and then I think, you.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 2: Know, twenty thousand, you think it's too high. I don't know.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 9: It depends if you're IF's let's talk strictly comedy, selling
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 9: out shows, touring, doing specials.
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 5: Selling out shows, touring, doing specials seems like a lot
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 5: of people, but it's actually really well. Now, anybody can
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 5: put out a special on YouTube, but let's just say,
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 5: but selling me, let's say selling out, selling out shows,
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 5: you know, comedy clubs and or theaters. That's the actual
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 5: barometer because it's like whether you get on TV or
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 5: have a specialist irrelevant. It's if you are selling the
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 5: tickets or not, is what Matterson is the barometer kind
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 5: of for us. It's like our professionals, like, if you
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 5: can sell out a theater, you know, off a thousand
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 5: seats and more, it's like you're doing very very well.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 5: So that that that that I think in every in
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 5: any given year, honestly, truly, because it feels like a lot.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 5: But I think truly, uh, maybe like a hundred that
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 5: in the whole country.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 2: Because I mean you have the Kevin Hartz and those
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 2: of the world.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, those guys are in the Stratsgy, but really
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 5: there's only like for comedians, there's only like not only
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 5: there are about ten arena acts, right, you think there's
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 5: so many, but it's like ten. It's like Kevin Arts
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 5: and Baston men of Scalco, Nate Bargatzi now from Nashville's
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 5: getting up there. You know, like there's not that many
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 5: that are ber Kreischer, Thom Sigura big acts. But then
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 5: it's like after that, it's like you know Andrew Schultz,
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 5: but it's like already it's like there's not that many
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 5: more like so, so I think there's only like a
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 5: hundred that could like sell out because you think that
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 5: people are bigger than there are. You think like, oh,
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 5: so and so's got a movie or got a big
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 5: TV show, one an Emmy, or is on SNL. And
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 5: then you go you'll talk to the club or theater managers.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 5: They're like, oh, so and so is here. Last week,
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 5: they didn't sell Dick. They sold like thirty percent of
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 5: the room out, And so I don't know what the
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 5: reasons are why that happens. There's many many different variables,
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 5: but I think that selling tickets is always what my
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 5: goal was is like I was like, I just got
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 5: to sell to That's what gives comedians the longevity. It's
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 5: like ticket sales, because the TV show can go away,
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 5: the podcast can go away, but if the fans are
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 5: going to come every time you come to their city,
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 5: your golden dude, that's all you gotta fucking worry about
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 5: is live performing. And that also is the separator, right,
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 5: Like anybody can put a YouTube special that, anybody can
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 5: have a TikTok. Anybody can do that, and anybody can
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 5: get big doing that. But when you come, when they
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 5: come to see you, and you can kill live, that's
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 5: the thing. And then when they come back, the big,
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 5: the biggest test is the second year. What is your
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 5: new material, what is your new hour? And if you
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 5: can you know, kill again, then you start to become like, Okay,
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 5: now I got this shit.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 2: Anybody can you know? Everybody, we could.
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 5: All write a ten killer minutes right here, and then
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 5: you can just keep doing that and throw that out
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 5: on TikTok and get twenty million followers and then sell
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 5: out a fucking theater tour. But you can do that once.
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 5: It's about the guys who can do it again and
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 5: again and again. That's like the difference maker.
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 9: Right, when you start a comedy, how inviting was that culture?
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 2: Was it tough or was.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 5: It not inviting at all? No, not at all, especially
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 5: in New York. No way, dude, they dated and that
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 5: you have to The difference is when you start in
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 5: New York City, Okay, you have to go through the
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 5: open mic scene like you have to do in any city.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 5: The difference is the key difference is when you go
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 5: through the open mic scene. In other cities, it's paid all.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 5: It's audience members. It's like people who don't know who
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 5: are just going out for a show and they're like, oh,
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 5: this is new joke night or this is open mic night.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 5: So it's a difference. When you go in New York,
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 5: it's other comics who are in the crowd. So those
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 5: other comics the last thing I want you to do
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 5: a succeed because they're like, you're in my competition. Fuck you.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 5: They're also never listening to you because we're worried about
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 5: writing our own jokes and get we're on stage next.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 5: And their minds are so dark that when you get
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 5: a laugh, you have to question is this actually funny
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 5: or did I just say something that is so disgusting
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 5: that it made these psychopaths laugh so and and and
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 5: also the best of the best for comedies. You know,
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 5: at least when I started, it was Now it's Nashville
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 5: and Chicago and La allf huge scenes, but New York
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 5: was the big scene. It's like you have to cut
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 5: through so many motherfuckers to get even on stage that
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 5: it's like it's the ones that can make it through there,
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 5: like you've almost made it like nationally then, because it's
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 5: like it's a lot easier to get out of even
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 5: great cities like Boston. They have great comics there, but
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 5: it's easier to get through that scene because it's just
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 5: so much smaller. We're in New York. You have to
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 5: get through, like you might have to get through like
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 5: five thousand guys to get on stage. Like it's just
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 5: a it's a lot of guys. And I know, you know,
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 5: I know, we all fucking we're not bat and I
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 5: have five thousand guys. That'sday night for us. But when
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 5: it's comedy, it's it's just it's just it's it's hard
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 5: to make it out here. But that's also another reason
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 5: why I don't want to leave, because I think there
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 5: is something subconscious where I'm like, that's song.
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 2: You know, if you can make it here, you can
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 2: make it anyway.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 5: I think that it's not as prevalent as it was
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 5: when he sang the song, but I still think there
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 5: is something about New York where it's like the top
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 5: people in every field are at least some of them
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 5: are here always, and so there's a very there's a
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 5: you know, it's it's the hardest path, you know, the
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 5: most resistance is definitely here.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 1: So Nate on the first time he talked about that,
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 1: just the grind of being in New York.
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 5: Dude, you look back at old pictures of Nate Bargazzi
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 5: when he was grinding here, nobody he looked like in
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 5: lesbian He literally looked like a full lesbian woman.
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 2: That's what New York.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say. He went from literally looking like
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 5: a full lesbian woman to like, he's like one of
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 5: the most handsome men to ever do comedy because he
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 5: just he he fucking well, he beat New York. He
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 5: fucking eat. But it took a toll on him physically.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, he looked like an amish lesbian, like he
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 5: had bangs. It was bizarre with Nate looked and then
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 5: he came out and now is one of the biggest
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 5: comics in the world and is one of the most
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 5: look at Slann Pepper.
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 1: Here's a gorgeous guy. Well yeah, because now he's living
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 1: in a state like Tennessee exactly. He's making his way
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: over there and getting out of New York. He's transition.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: But he did it right.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 5: Nate wouldn't be Nate, I don't think unless he came
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 5: through the grit and grind in New York.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 2: He had to.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 9: You know, you're actually different like that when you were
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 9: when you were coming up, Who were you like basing
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 9: your game off of it?
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 2: Bill Cosby? Nice? Yeah, I thought which game?
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 5: Yes we're talking off stage on stage?
• 2:09:38
  Speaker 2: No?
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 5: Oh No, who was I basing my game up? Bill
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 5: Burr and Louis c K. Bill Burr and Louis c
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 5: K are the guys. When I first started, it was
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 5: like everybody was like these guys because Dave Chappelle was
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 5: already massive star, you know, and so I think the
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 5: guys were a little bit older than me, like Dave Chappelle,
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 5: but obviously Dave Chappelle legend, Chris Rock legend because you
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 5: can't just say two white men.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: You better balance that shit out ethnically quickly.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, everybody's legends, okay, and so and so they
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 5: really are the amazing comics. But for me it was
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 5: Bill Burr and Luis c. K. When I watched those guys,
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 5: I was like, holy shit. I remember watching Bill Burr
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 5: when I was twenty one years old on his Comedy
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 5: Central or HBO half hour special, being like, this guy
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 5: is like I have to try to follow do what
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 5: this guy's doing it because I remember at a house
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 5: party and he was fucking killing. I mean, we were
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 5: watching and we were like dying laughing. I was like,
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 5: I gotta, I gotta get on this path. And then
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 5: it took me like five years to work up the
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 5: courage to start comedy. But then I'm then I did
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 5: it and now and now I'm nowhere near Bill Berr.
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bilberg is a legend.
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 9: What last I asked Sagura this, but like, was it
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 9: ever difficult for you when you first started comedy, not
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 9: sniping people shit, like taking some of their jokes or
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 9: making their jokes and twisting it to make it your
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 9: personality and moving forward?
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 5: I think I think that so what happened was in
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 5: the beginning with comedy, and I think most do this,
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 5: or at least I didn't don't know most, but I
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 5: did this. Is you unintentionally, or at least I unintentionally
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 5: emulated somebody's energy like I but because I didn't know
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 5: what to do, and I would just see somebody even
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 5: though I'm not taking their jokes, it's like maybe a
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 5: mannerism they would do or a technique they would have,
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 5: because you just like don't know, and you're like emulating
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 5: someone who's doing really well, and it's almost subconscious. And
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 5: then it took one guy to tell me very I
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 5: was still an open micro. He's like, hey man, you're
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 5: like you're you're doing you're not taking my jokes, but
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 5: you're kind of acting out my mannerisms and you're kind
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 5: of stealing the essence, which is worse.
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 2: And I never knew that.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 5: And then once he told me that, I was like,
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 5: oh shit, I didn't even realize that. But I think
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 5: what I do now is that's why from that day, again,
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 5: I was two months into comedy, but from that day
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm going to tell as personal of
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 5: stories as possible, Like even I'd rather be more personal
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 5: and less funny, because I'm like, I know that if
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 5: it actually happened to me, or actually, you know, if
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 5: I take something that happened and I'm creating it in
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 5: my head how I wanted the details to go. I
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 5: know that I didn't take that. I didn't steal that
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 5: from anyone. I'm not emulating anyone. That is my style
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 5: and my comment. That's why I talk about my family
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 5: so much. But I think that you know that is
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 5: actually with comedy you can even be a hack. You
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 5: can be a hack and have you know, do corny
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 5: generic jokes like Asians are bad drivers, or jokes about
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 5: airplane food. You can do that. It's it's up to you.
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 5: If the audience wants to laugh, they'll laugh whatever. It's
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 5: if you steal a joke, though, that is like being
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 5: branded a pedophile. That is the only crime in comedy.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 5: That is the only thing. Everything else is good to go.
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 5: Whether you think it's funny or not as subjective, it
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 5: doesn't matter if so and so is funny and you
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 5: don't think they're funny, and you'll say, well, how are
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 5: they sell so many tickets? Like, well, their fans think
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 5: they're funny. This is a subjective art form. Yours football
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 5: is more objective. It's like, whoever scores the most points wins,
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 5: that's what the game is. This is subjective art form
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 5: where it's like it's up to the it's up to
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 5: the fan. But if you're stealing material, that's the only
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 5: thing that all of us will be like, you're out
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 5: of our community forever and you'll never come back in,
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 5: and you'll never be even if you do get back in,
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 5: you will never be trusted in the same way. It's
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 5: the only cardinal sin is stealing material. It's literally comedy pedophilia.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 1: Who do you feel like has that type of image
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 1: in the comedy community that the outside world might not know?
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 2: But who's who stole jokes? And who stole those who
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 2: allegedly stole jokes? Like you if I say, hey, who's
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 2: who's got that vibe out there?
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 5: You have like like like you know, I think the
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 5: most famous one and I think, actually, this guy has
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 5: done a really good job of cleaning up his image
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 5: and he does fucking annihilate on stage, So you can't
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 5: take and with absolutely his own material.
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 2: Now, But Carlos Mencia.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 5: Insurance policy was there was the first well, it's true though,
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 5: because it's and it's interesting, you know, it's it's time
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 5: is very interesting right to me, or like when you
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 5: when you think somebody it's like I heard somebody say
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 5: once like sometimes uh you're behind, sometimes you're ahead. But
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 5: in the end, the game is long and and it's
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 5: only with yourself. Because it's true. Because at that time,
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 5: I think, what ever, it was two thousand and eight,
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 5: two thousand and nine when Carlos Mencia got accused of
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 5: stealing by Joe Rogan. I believe Arri Shafir was in
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 5: that video. It was like a famous video and it
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 5: kind of like derailed Mencia's career for a bit. The
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 5: Comedy Store in Los Angeles sided with Carlos Mencia and
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 5: banned Joe Rogan from the club because Joe Rogan was
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 5: he was a famous comic to us fear factor in
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 5: news radio, great specialists, but nobody knew Joe Rogan collectively
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 5: as they know him now.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: They sided with him with Carlo s.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 5: Mencia and they banned Rogan, and Rogan moved to Colorado
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 5: and then started Joe Rogan Experience and became Luisias.
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 2: Now, so you would think and that wasn't that long ago.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 5: It was twelve thirteen years ago, but it was like, wow,
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 5: the comedy community out large was valuing Carlos Mencia over
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 5: Rogan and now it's all changed so much and I
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 5: think everything's patched up and all good now. But it
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 5: was always interesting to me. I was like, it just
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 5: depends on like what time you're in the game, Like
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 5: what year are we talking about? What month? It's like
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 5: different things are happening to different people at different times.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 5: But he's the only one I think that on. Fortunately,
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 5: if you talk to comics, he's like the synonymous name
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 5: with the stealing, which I don't know is that fair
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 5: anymore because he's done such a He was always a
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 5: comic that crushed that. I don't think anybody would deny
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 5: that absolutely crush for two hours. So it's like that's very,
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 5: very extremely talented. But you know, if you rip just
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 5: a few jokes, that's the thing. It's like it's not
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 5: a small you think it's just a small crime, but
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 5: it's a huge, Like you you can't do that. You
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 5: can't because it's it's it's like the only thing that
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 5: we have, you know. Now, there is one other school
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 5: of thought where it's like what the stoics would say,
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 5: who cares if they steal the jokes?
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 2: That's not about that you did the joke. You did
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 2: the good thing.
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 5: Uh, you're now you getting upset that he or she
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 5: stole your joke as you being obsessed with the third thing,
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 5: needing all the credit, and that's your ego.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: Let it go. There's a there's that school of thought.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 5: But most comics don't think like that, but I do
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 5: because I'm just a great person. What the fuck?
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 3: Why then til four at four where we are now.
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 1: Twenty one fucking piece of ship? That's sorry, this has
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 1: been fucking awesome. It's been awesome.
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: You gotta do you better? Does your wife talk more
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 2: than you? Or does your girlfriend talk more to you?
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 2: She doesn't speak English? All right, that's that's what I think.
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 2: You like it. That's the man marry an immigrant. That's
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 2: what it is. That's what I did.
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 5: Is what I did is I married her from Mexico
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 5: and then I put up a wall emotionally.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: That's the way to do it.
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 9: Hey, this has been awesome, what a deal. Thank you
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 9: very much coming back you awesome.
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: Do big hugs, tiny kisses,