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#133 - Football, Movies, & More: Chris & Mike · The Chris and Mike Show

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We go. Yeah, as Chris Dunham says, it's
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all about to rock'n'roll, ladies and gentlemen.
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Yeah, my microphone. Doesn't I don't know why.
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It's like my microphone needs Viagra.
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I had one. I don't know where to hang it
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though, man, I don't have. I think if I could hang a hook
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for my ceiling and have it just dangle down I would do that.
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Maybe I should look into that and just have the microphone
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come down. Don't you have like a table
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sitting next to you that you can climb?
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I do but I have but it's but it's this.
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Thick bro my desk is that thick. I have AI have a. 20 at least.
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Now wait a minute. Probably a 23 year old solid oak
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desk. Well, I will measure the
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clearance of this one. I think you might be able to
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make it because it's they give you pretty, they give you a
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pretty big clearance to clamp. This it's it's as thick as this.
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Remote bro from here to here. Yeah, I think this one will do
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it. It's the Gator.
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That works. I have I I have.
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One of those I just, I just, I couldn't get it figure out how
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to make it work on my desk. So I didn't, I didn't fucking
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use it so. All right, so we're waiting for
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Duty and Gary to come on the show.
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But until he comes on the show, we're just going to have a show.
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So did you watch the Bills game? Holy shit.
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Might have been one of the best NFL games in the.
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Wow dude, 7 1/2 what? 7 minutes, 40 seconds left and
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and it's they're down 25 to 40. Well, I went to bed because I
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bet on that game. And I was, I was 100% convinced
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that I had lost the game. And so did Steele.
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He texted me the next day. He's like, hey, man, I went to
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bed thinking we lost that game. And I said, yeah, me too.
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It was 40 to 20. 5. Yeah, with.
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What 5 minutes left? It was 7-7 minutes, 40 seconds.
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It was still so I think at 5 minutes till because I think
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that's when Derrick Henry fumble.
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Yes. You're right.
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And then that and that that gave the Bills the opportunity.
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And I mean, it's, it's cool that that they came back and beat the
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Ravens because the Ravens are the Ravens, you know?
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I think it just goes to show you, you never give up on a
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football game. No, not at all.
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Unless you're the Giants and then you just stick with the
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stupid ass fucking Russell Wilson who's washed up in the
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old and slow there's. There's 12 red zone attempts for
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the Giants the first series down there.
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I think it was a second play. He hiked the ball.
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He he, he kind of he, he went to the left and there was a lane
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man that I could have drove my truck through.
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Instead, he overthrows the receiver in.
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The I know the player you're talking about.
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It's like, dude, run the ball, man.
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I said the same thing. I'm like why didn't he just run
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it into the end zone? Right.
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That changes the element of the game completely because then
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it's I think then it would have been 10/7 or 7/7.
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I don't think that. I don't think, I don't think the
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other team had 14 yet. I think it was still, I think
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they had 7. So it would have been it's high
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game at least. It's just, it's so frustrating.
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Well, the weird thing is is you guys played them tough for 1/2
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and then it's like they figured out your defense and the Giants
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didn't do anything to change it. Change it up.
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You know what I'm? Saying our, our halftime or
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that's not our, I'm sorry, their halftime adjustments don't
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exist. You look at the Steelers, right?
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Because I watch the Steelers because it's Nicky's team,
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right? The halftime adjustments that
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Tomlin makes. That's why they won the game.
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Right are are spectacular he all.
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Jets had them dominated the whole.
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Game right? And he always changes, he always
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has adjustments he makes and I just don't.
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Let me refresh it before I get my ass busted.
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They didn't dominate them, but The Jets looked like they were
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going to win that game. It was going.
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Agreed. Agreed.
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Absolutely. And that shows you Justin Fields
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is a true starting quarterback and you should have stayed in
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Pittsburgh because he went four and two and then Russell Wilson
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got healthy, so they put him in and what happened?
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They sucked the rest of the year.
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It makes me think that maybe him and Tomlinson didn't get along
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or something like they had butted heads or whatever,
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because normally Tomlinson would be all over a quarterback like
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Justin Fields. Tomlin hasn't really been all
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over a quarterback. Since Ben left, they've been
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playing quarterback, quarterback rotation or, you know, round.
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Well, I saw you guys have started 12, what is it 12
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quarterbacks in the last or 16 quarterbacks?
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Since Eli. Since Eli.
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Since like, they. Are seven years or nine years?
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It's a short amount of time. Yep.
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Daniel, you've started almost twice as many quarterbacks as
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years since Eli left. Yeah, but I don't think the
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Bears are far behind. No, no.
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They had the the. Manicasters on last night, did
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you watch that? Yeah, I love that dude.
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For anybody out there that watches regular Monday Night
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Football, I'm going to give my partner here 100% credit.
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He's the one that asked me to watch him, and I've never
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watched the regular broadcast since.
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I I love it. You learn so much about the
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game, just like we can teach you about music because we've done
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it. Those guys say things that start
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to make a whole lot more sense for me.
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When you think why is the team doing this?
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Why are they doing that? Why can't they move the ball?
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They explain why teams aren't doing that in a way that you can
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understand and they make it fun. Saquon was great on there last
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night just. I.
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I I I like the fact that that he's very home.
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Yeah, I like that he gave Eli props.
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Are teaching them how to do the back hurdle.
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Yeah. You know, 'cause you know.
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He was like a true story, man. That's true.
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Story be honest with you, I completely forgot that they
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played a season together. I did too.
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I. 'Cause it, because it's, it's
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been, it seems like so long since Eli was behind center.
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That I just. But it hasn't really been that
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long. And I guess I would be remiss
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real quick if I didn't tell everybody out there if I sound
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like I'm sick, I am. So you guys can all feel sorry
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for me. Yeah, yeah, Eli retired like.
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Shit. Eli retired in January of 2020,
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which I mean, it's just, you know, it's, it's baffling to me
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that he just, it seems like he, he would have been there.
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It seems like it's longer, but it's not.
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It does seem like it was way longer since he retired.
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That's, you know, and Seikon was drafted.
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When the fuck was he drafted? Must have been 19.
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Oh, come on. Fingers.
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I had to be. Had to be.
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Or 20. 18 So 2018 So he played with, he played.
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Him and Eli played together for two years.
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Two years. Yeah.
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All of 2018, all of 2019. And then you like well, and then
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20 because Eli retired and and well, no.
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Well, yeah, it would have been 20 season, right?
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Right. Yeah.
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That was hilarious. When Saquon made that big run
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and Eli's like I told him to, to cut it back.
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Cut it back. Peyton's like, you did not say
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that. As soon as I handed the ball
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off, I was like, cut it back. Saquon.
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Yep. Saquon.
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Yep. That's what he said.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No, you did not say that. You did not say that.
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That's funny, man. All right, so here we're going
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to share the screen here real quick.
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I love the share screen thing, by the way.
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Dude, that's just where'd it go? Well, that's what I I was hoping
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to utilize that on the get go, but.
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Oh, there it is. Sure, when I'm getting.
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Used to it so. Took us a while to figure out
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how to run this shit. So here's the here's the here.
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So that's what it is. It's Eli Manning from their
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home. States right, they're they're
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doing this like we do this. They have an entire production
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crew in their basements. They have.
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Bad ass setups we got. They do.
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They do, right? So here's here's their schedule.
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So they don't do it every week, as you can see.
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So the Vikings and Bears, they'll come back for the Lions
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and Ravens, they'll come back for the Chiefs and Jags.
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And then they go. They do.
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They do a nice little venture in a row from Week 8 all the way to
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Week 13. They're back-to-back to back and
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then they do, they skip the 14th week, the 7th, 16th and 17th
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week, but they have, they have a a.
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Wild card game, which is cool. Guest week one guess.
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Oh shit, we miss. I miss Bill Murray, man.
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Yeah, he was on last night. Oh, I chimed in too late, I
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missed that. Damn it.
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Was he funny? Oh, he was hilarious.
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Dude, dude, Bill Murray is a just a, but I heard he's a total
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asshole in real life if you're not a superstar, like he's a
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total like, you know, don't tread on me type guy.
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But dude, it's funny as hell. Why Randy Moss is cool.
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I've always. Liked Randy Moss?
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Phil actually seemed like he didn't seem like he was.
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Maybe it's because he was talking to Peyton and Eli, but.
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That's what I'm saying. He actually did a hilarious
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Here's what's going to happen during this series of plays, he
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said. Someone's going to get
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strangled. Yeah, someone's going to get
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their neck taken out. While the very last play they
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gave him credit because it kind of looked like I got clothes
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lined. Oh, right on.
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He was just funny. He was making shit up trying to
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do a play by play. Like who was the Dennis Miller?
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Remember when he did Monday Night Football and it was just a
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boss? I think he was kind of half
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making fun of the Dennis Miller era.
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Well, Dennis Miller was too smart.
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For the world, that was the problem with Dennis Miller.
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I think in my opinion, he tried to be funny and serious at the
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same time and you can't do both right.
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Right, Yeah, Dennis, Dennis Miller's humor, was he just
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that's. He's just, he's a very
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intelligent. Comedian, if that makes any
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sense. Right, Yeah.
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For those you don't know who Dennis Miller is, he started the
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SSNL days and he's just, he's just a very intelligent
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comedian. So some of his stuff just goes
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over your head if you don't, if you don't have any.
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I don't want to say if you don't have any smarts, but it just
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doesn't. It doesn't translate if you
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don't, if you don't have that kind of mind.
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Mind. I guess so, yeah.
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Where he is, that's. Let's see what he's doing now,
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shall we? He's the host of a docu series
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for Fox. Which is weird.
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I wonder what that's about. He was on SNL.
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He left SNL. He's there from from.
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Oh yeah, I remember. Dennis Miller live show.
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That's right. That was pretty cool.
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That was a cool show. And then when I had football for
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only two years, only two. Years and when I had football
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again just because the simple fact that.
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He's 'cause he sucked. Yeah, he just, he tried.
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He didn't they tried, they tried to get, I think they're they
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were losing ratings 'cause that's when all the NFL started
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started changing how how the. Oh for sure, they were going
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downhill during that. Time 100%.
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Which is, you're right, that's why they brought him on, was to
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try to get our generation to start watching football because
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I think the baby boomers had given up on it.
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For what? I don't remember the reason why,
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but was there a strike or something?
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I think so. I think so.
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And then and then, yeah. That was about the time people
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started saying these overpaid athletes were, you know, they
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started kind of boycotting professional sports because, you
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know, these guys are overpaid now they're out on strike and
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blah, blah, blah. And they didn't realize until we
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saw the dark side of football that these guys were, you know,
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going after a better life is. Yeah.
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A better life for football. But I think that because of the
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strike and they implemented the NFL Players Association.
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So they've they've had two strikes now, right?
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One of which I think was during the offseason.
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And but every time the collective bargaining agreement
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comes up, it changes. It changes what they do.
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Like you don't, you don't What impressed me the most about the
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Bills on the Hard Knocks, right? They practice gameplay in their
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stadium, in their in their home field during preseason, right?
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Like they're full blown going at each other.
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Just like we mocked being in a concert hall for the rehearsal
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before a gig, right? It's like we're going to, we're
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going to play through the set. We're going to do it just like
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we did it before. That's smart.
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But I don't think other teams do that as much as the Bills do.
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I don't but what I. Do either.
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What I think? That does, and I'm not a
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football. Players I don't.
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Pretend to be. But what I think that does is is
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it acclimates your body to getting drilled.
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And taking hits and the full contact stuff with it, you know,
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granted they're not going after Josh Allen because he's a
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quarterback, but everybody else, it's real speed, it's real time.
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And and with the collective bargaining agreement as it is
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now. They don't do 2 days now, they
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don't do full pad practices all week, they don't hit each other
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like they used to. Well, let me squirrel away.
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Let me squirrel away from that. Squirrel away.
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Squirrel away. I think the reason that other
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teams aren't doing that are the same reason that I'm going to
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ask you this question. OK.
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Would you let anybody you cared about at this point in your life
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play football or would you try and dissuade them?
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Say little man grows up and he wants to play football and he
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says, Grandpa, I want to play whatever he calls you.
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Pop pop pop pop pop pop. I want to play football.
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OK, Anthony, No, because Anthony's not an.
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Athlete now if Trip wants to do it.
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Trip would be a hollow football player.
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You can already tell because how how he's built.
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He's like this little, tiny little tank and he takes no shit
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from anybody. Like but let me let me give you
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a real life example. OK, OK.
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And we can have him on here. I probably should.
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So my nephew lives right next door.
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Yeah, let's have your nephew on. We need to.
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Get him. We need to get him in here.
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Sit in this chair. Yeah.
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Yeah. So he went out for football last
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year and just for something to do, right?
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He loves baseball, but he wanted to stay active, you know, during
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the offseason or whatever. So he goes out for football.
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And I don't know, I think it was maybe he hadn't played a game
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yet. So let's say he's three weeks
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into summer practice, right? So they start in like August or
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whatever. In their infinite wisdom in
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practice, for some odd reason, they were doing like live
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tackling drills, right? Oklahoma Drill.
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Something like that. I'm, I'm, I'd watch football.
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I'm a moron when it comes to knowing what they're doing
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right. Oklahoma drills You line up
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between the the you, you put the.
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The pads that I, I know what they're called, but the dummies,
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right? The dummies that you you block
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again, right? You line them up like a railroad
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and then in between there you have you have the baller, the
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guy with the ball and the tackler.
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And well, in this case, they must have been playing offense,
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defense. OK, OK, because one of the
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little assholes on his team speared him with his helmet
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right into his leg. Broke, broke both the bones in
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his leg. Oh, in two places.
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His fibula and his tibia. Tibula, Tibula.
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Tibula. Yeah.
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Tibia Tibia I broke. My SO now he has a rod in his
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leg. Luckily.
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Luckily, he went to Laurie's Children's Hospital up in
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Chicago, and apparently the surgeon was outstanding.
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OK, but just that one day, man changed his life forever.
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Now he's got a rod in his leg he never got to play a game.
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Like, that's how quickly your life can change playing
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football. That's why I bring this up.
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Yeah, no, I agree. It's it's it's totally can
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change on a dime. Jake.
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Jake played football, loves football.
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You know what was Nicki reaction?
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To that because most of the time.
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She wanted, she wanted, she, she wanted him to be more baseball,
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but we kind of let he wanted to play football.
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So we're like, OK, hindsight 2020, we probably would have.
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Wanted him to kind of do both on a regular basis because he was
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athletic. He is athletic.
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We had. Did he end up playing baseball?
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He played baseball. For a few seasons he actually
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hit a home run on his 8th birthday. 8 year old birthday on
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his the day. That's the only time I had a
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home run to his in Little League.
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Well, the the cool thing is this thing, this thing line drived me
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too it, didn't it? Did Jake and I had the same home
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run? Yeah.
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It never got out. It barely got off the ground.
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It cleared the fence by about that much.
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I'm showing about 3 inches, ladies and gentlemen.
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Yep, we had a thing though with football because I coached, I
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coached him from from flag football all the way up to
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before he was in high school and I was a big, I was a big
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proponent on heads up football, which is what you get taught by
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USA football. I had to take all those courses
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and stuff, the proper tackling technique, what not Actually had
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a kid that would consistently put his head down a tackle and I
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had to sit him down. His dad got all pissed off and
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shit was, you know, pissing contest measuring Dicks and
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stuff. I'm like.
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Look dude, like he. Acted like I was cussing of
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practice and stuff and I'm like you can just go away dude.
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I mean his dad was a deck, just a total deck when all he was
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doing was trying. To protect his son.
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But he was. Just one of those dads that, you
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know, he also was a cop. So he had that short man I'm a
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cop syndrome. And if you're out there, yeah,
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I'm talking to you. Just a total deck.
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Like there was like accused me of like yelling at the kids and
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swearing at the kids and stuff. And I'm like, I don't know who
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you think you're talking about. No, I would not.
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Now have. I lost my shit with my own kids
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growing up in my house. What the fuck are you doing?
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Absolutely, who doesn't? But it's not something I would
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ever do on a field with 30 little kids playing football,
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'cause I was all about everybody touches the ball and offense,
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Everybody has an opportunity to play.
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Nobody rides my bench. Listen dude, even sweet Mama Kay
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has what we call her Wild woman act.
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I'm sure she does. Yeah.
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Everybody's got their breaking point, man.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But.
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We all found it. This guy was just that Dick.
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So we had a rule with Jake that you get 3 concussions, you're
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done. Like he's just done.
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So his first one, he got his bell rung in in the Oklahoma
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drill. And just just to help people
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understand. What the Oklahoma drill is Here
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we go. Yes.
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This is the Oklahoma drill. Now.
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This is college, but that's the Oklahoma drill.
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OK, you're full. Now.
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Typically you don't have a blocker.
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Typically it's just a running back running.
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So these guys are giving a blocker.
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But the true drill, you don't have a blocker in the way.
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You just have offense and defense and you got to stay
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between those two pylons. If you can't go to the outside,
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you can't jump over. If you do, it's out of bounds.
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But that's that's the Oklahoma drill, OK.
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So you're practicing running through the block.
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Correct. OK.
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But. The true the true drill that we
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did as coaches. When I coached the team.
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You don't have a blocker. The whole idea is the guy with
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the with the ball is is trying to elude the tackler.
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OK. So this is this is the.
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Professional side of it, right? Or the college.
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Side of it. But there's, there's other ones.
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I'm sure that that there's this funny one I saw not too long ago
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with dads and kids that I mean, is he gonna find it dads versus
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kids? Because it legit it's it's, it's
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what you think. Man.
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Dad's OK, Let's see if this is it, yeah.
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This is the Oklahoma drill that we do.
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That's hilarious. He's like, screw that man, I'm
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going the other way. Go, dude.
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Come on. Yeah.
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Oh, that's adorable, man. Yeah, right.
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Because mom's like what? What?
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That little guy's got moved. Hey, since we're talking
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football, before I forget. Yeah.
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This will blow your. Mind.
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OK, OK, this is over. So that's Oklahoma drill man.
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I couldn't believe this, but this is a fact.
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So passing yards and passing touchdowns in the twenty 20s
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decade, right? So just in the 20 twenties, Tom
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Brady has passed for 16,864 yards and 123 touchdowns.
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Well, in the Twenty 20's the entire Chicago Bears team, every
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quarterback has passed for 15,454 yards and 102 touchdowns.
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Wow. This article would like to
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remind you that Tom Brady retired after the 2022 season at
21:04
45 1/2 years of age. So the Chicago Bears have played
21:08
two entire years that Tom Brady did not play and he still has
21:13
more than 1000 passing yards and 21 more touchdowns.
21:19
Wow then the entire Chicago Bears organization.
21:22
So OK, what I like to say is do better.
21:28
One guy is kicking your entire team's ass.
21:31
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
21:35
It's embarrassed. So they did a thing.
21:41
I'm sure you saw this. The the the the video, the Video
21:51
Music Awards did. AI watched a lot of that, to be
21:54
honest with you, 'cause I wanted to see the Ozzy tribute and it
21:58
was very cool, man. They yeah, I've I've seen some
22:01
negative bullshit online, but I thought it was.
22:05
Amazing. I think the biggest negativity
22:08
is the fact this this like I bought Youngblood stuff after
22:13
seeing the the the final concert that Ozzy did right because I
22:19
thought, OK, this this guy's legit.
22:20
He doesn't do any originals, man.
22:22
And the original. He does do originals but they
22:23
suck. I agree.
22:25
So, and I'm not dissing youngblood boys and girls, but I
22:28
he's riding the coattails of Ozzy, which is fine.
22:32
Ozzy endorsed him. Ozzy loved him from what we
22:35
could see in some of the stuff. Can I interject her?
22:39
Yes, absolutely. I think what you're trying to
22:42
say is that he is not the answer to the next Ozzy Oz.
22:46
No, he's not. Is that what you're trying to
22:48
say? Yeah.
22:50
I agree with you, Yeah, You've said that before, and then that
22:53
I agree with you in spades. Yeah, because he's got a good
22:57
presence. He's got a good voice.
22:58
You know Nuno. Did awesome Nuno killed that?
23:03
Unbelievable. He is one of the best guitar
23:05
players walking the planet tonight.
23:06
Yeah, he doesn't get enough credit, man.
23:08
And that's just because Extreme wasn't really ever, you know,
23:13
super popular. They were good, but they weren't
23:15
like. No, I know what.
23:16
You're saying Yeah, yeah, yeah. That first stream record blew my
23:21
mind. Yeah.
23:22
Oh yeah. Porno graffiti decade.
23:25
A decadence or decadence? That's what it was.
23:27
Yeah. Man, that song kicks ass.
23:30
Yep, Yeah. Who else?
23:33
Steven Tyler up there. It's new know Steven Tyler comes
23:36
on. I don't know who the drummers.
23:39
That's playing up there. I didn't either.
23:43
Let's see if it says it doesn't say who's back there.
23:52
Joe Perry comes on with Steven Tyler for Mama.
23:54
I saw that part. Listen, I was I.
23:57
Know. Just perfection dude, that's so
24:12
hard. Well, and it's, it's, it's, it's
24:16
like Randy Rhodes is on the stage, man.
24:18
He couldn't have played that any better if he tried, man.
24:21
No, he couldn't. I was so.
24:22
Proud of him. Uh huh.
24:25
You know how nervous you'd be up there playing Two Dead Guys
24:28
songs that were living legends? Everybody knows every note to
24:33
that Solo if you love Ozzy. Oh yeah.
24:35
And then so so this is where he's writing to me.
24:38
This is the changes he he covered at the concert, the
24:41
tribute concert, Ozzy when you know this last show, this is
24:45
what propelled him to the into the.
24:46
World, I think, because I never heard of him before that.
24:49
Yeah, I do too. And I love how he does it.
24:51
I've. Lost my best.
24:56
Friend, but I never heard of him before until until.
24:58
He did that cover. Yeah, nor had I.
25:01
Yeah. So it must be he must be from.
25:04
England and must have some ties to the Osmores or somewhere.
25:10
Nuno's got like bluesy in him, man.
25:13
He can play anything. Yeah.
25:15
Because that sounds bluesy. Right there what he was doing.
25:21
Not all of us heavy metal guys can just play heavy metal.
25:24
We just choose to. Yeah, I love the Blues too.
25:31
I've tried to sing the Blues, man.
25:32
I just can't. I don't have that that sorrow in
25:35
me. Well, I think you said it best
25:39
100 episodes ago. You're more of a Southern rock
25:41
guy and I never really put two and two together, but you do
25:44
have a very Southern rock dialect to your singing.
25:49
Yeah, I didn't. I didn't even know that either
25:51
until we were in Nashville with that last band I was in.
25:53
And the, the sound guys, they're like, you know.
25:57
Southern rock, huh? I'm like, what are you talking
25:58
about? He's like, dude, you, you, you
26:00
got a southern rock edge. Where you from?
26:02
I'm like. Arizona like what?
26:05
I think that's what gives your songs legitimacy though, is
26:09
you're not just singing them, you're feeling them.
26:12
You know, Oh yeah, always. So I was a little worried about.
26:16
Steven Tyler singing may turn, and then he his, and then he.
26:21
He kind of, he kind of redeems. He did the best he could with
26:26
what he's got left. Man.
26:28
Yeah, that's what that's what I was worried.
26:30
I was proud of like. Yeah.
26:32
I was proud of both of those guys.
26:34
Too, man, Absolutely. It takes a lot of guts to get up
26:39
there when you know your voice is not 100%.
26:41
Yeah, especially it's it's Steven Tyler.
26:45
I mean, he's. He's well, you know, better than
26:46
anybody. Being a singer, how nervous
26:48
would you be? Like if you felt like I did
26:50
right now and you had to go out and sing, right?
26:55
Yeah, I would still do it, but I get what you're saying.
27:11
Man, it's just it's still hard to believe we live in a world
27:13
without Eddie Van Halen, Ozzy Osbourne, Prince.
27:21
That that was happy. I was happy with that man.
27:23
Like right on me too. That's the Steven Tyler we know
27:27
and love. Yeah, I saw them twice and they
27:31
blew me away. Yeah, I saw them on there.
27:44
Yeah. Yeah, what a what?
28:00
A freaking medal in songs for Ozzy, man.
28:03
He just wrote one banger after another.
28:06
Imagine how much stuff he has unreleased.
28:12
I would like to know. Yeah, agreed.
28:24
Still blows me away that let me wrote that song.
28:32
What are the hardest fucking most, you know, visually intense
28:37
humans on Earth, right? Then get some more intense
28:39
motorheads. Right, this little sappy song
28:43
about. Going home?
28:46
Yeah. What did he say?
28:47
He made more money with those five songs he wrote for Ozzy
28:50
than in his entire Motörhead career.
28:52
And it wasn't even. Gross.
28:54
Yep. Yeah, I really thought it was a
29:07
really good tribute, man. Agreed.
29:10
How many times exactly? Really.
29:11
In the same sentence, Mike. Same fucking just I do.
29:15
I just, I don't know what to say, man.
29:17
It was. It's absolutely fantastic.
29:21
I went into those VMAs expecting to turn it off immediately and I
29:25
watched most of it so. Kudos.
29:28
I didn't watch it because I'm, I'm so tired of MTV not being
29:31
MTV. You know, like you, you exist
29:34
for one sole purpose and you stopped that.
29:36
You went, you went off the grid and decided that you're going to
29:39
do TV shows and shit, You know, you know why they lost?
29:44
They lost me. They're cheap, they can produce,
29:47
and they make a fuck ton of money.
29:49
They they are. But you're, you're, you need, I
29:52
know we've said it, we've said it before, you need, there needs
29:54
to be a channel just dedicated like a streaming app on TV, just
29:59
dedicated to everything, music, all the concerts, all the
30:02
videos, all the bands and documentaries.
30:04
I think that would be well received by the public.
30:08
You don't you don't have that at your fingertips anymore.
30:11
You can go to YouTube Music and you can you can search for
30:13
stuff, which I've done a few times.
30:15
But it would just be cool to have an A streaming app that you
30:18
have all the genres listed. Yeah.
30:20
And in sub categories with the biographies and documentaries
30:23
and where are they now stuff. And then they're, you know,
30:26
catalog of just of their albums and their videos and their
30:29
tours. I just think that would be so
30:31
cool, you know, especially people who love music and it
30:34
doesn't. And it doesn't just have to be
30:36
rock it. It can be everything.
30:38
Yeah, just. Everything across the board.
30:41
But you know. That's actually a great idea.
30:44
I thought it was a great. Idea too.
30:45
They could call music television.
30:47
Yeah, Oh, oh, we'd have to. We'd have to change the name,
30:52
probably Television de Musica. I like it.
30:55
We'd launch it on launch it on a Cuba, and Tony Montana can be
30:59
the first DJ, the political refugee from Cuba.
31:02
I had to leave the country because the music was not
31:05
satisfying. I came to Miami.
31:08
What's she talking about? I got octopus coming out of my
31:10
head, man. OK, OK.
31:15
So that's so. And then you hear, I don't know
31:17
what happened with Roger Waters. You hear about that stuff?
31:22
Roger Waters is a fucking asshole.
31:24
Right, but I don't know what Roger Waters did to piss off.
31:29
He said that he could give a fuck about Ozzy Osbourne or
31:32
Black Sabbath and his lunacy and his idiocy on television never
31:39
really amounted to anything, is basically what he said.
31:42
Wow. And Jack basically said, my dad
31:46
always said you were a cunt. Thank you for proving him right.
31:50
And for those of you that heard me say that word, they say that
31:54
a lot in England. It's a adjective.
31:56
You're a good cunt. You're a bad cunt if you don't
31:59
know of anybody from overseas you don't understand.
32:01
I'd I'd need to, I make. I have to reiterate that
32:04
because. You do.
32:05
That's an adjective outside the United States.
32:08
It's true because I sold the house to.
32:10
A lady that's from England and then she said that one day and I
32:13
was. Like Oh my God, what?
32:15
And she's like, don't worry about it.
32:16
It's it's like you just said. It's.
32:18
A fag, right? It's the same as it's the same
32:21
as shit here. Yeah, shit or bitch is is
32:23
equivalent to that there. So this is what Jack had to say.
32:27
Come on, Jack, maybe not. Jack, Jack.
32:32
Hello, Jack. Hello, Jack.
32:34
Hello, Jack. Doesn't want to.
32:36
Play that Jack, it doesn't want to play that one.
32:39
I was just playing it. And of all people that said it,
32:43
and I don't know, it's always stuck, stuck with me.
32:45
Actually, I, I shared this at my father's funeral, and it was
32:52
there's an interview with Keanu Reeves.
32:54
He's on some nighttime talk show, whatever.
32:57
And they asked him, what do you think happens when you die?
33:02
And he goes, I don't know what Keanu Reeves answer was.
33:04
I don't know what happens when you die.
33:06
But what I do know is the people that love you miss you the most.
33:09
Yeah. Says Jack.
33:14
So. True.
33:14
There it is I woke up in Los Angeles to a knock on my house
33:19
door at around 3:45 in the morning.
33:23
Someone who's worked for my family, for God, probably 30
33:26
years now, was was knocking on my door when I look through the
33:31
my window and I saw it was him. I just knew I knew something bad
33:36
had happened. And I was informed that, you
33:39
know, my father had passed. Yeah.
33:48
So I immediately, I don't know, just.
33:54
Type in Jack Osbourne, Roger Waters.
33:56
That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing.
33:59
So many thoughts. All right, let's see.
34:05
I don't know if he publicly he made it.
34:08
I saw I saw it on Instagram. Yeah, I don't know if he said it
34:11
like audibly though. No, I saw it on Instagram like
34:15
legit I saw the the short on Instagram.
34:18
He just he just go buy it that one.
34:21
I think so. If you're a man who makes at
34:26
least 150 KA year and you feel self-conscious about your gut
34:29
sticking out this guy, I'll get you shredded or you won't pay
34:31
it. Roger Waters has responded to
34:33
Jack Osbourne's post defending his late father, Ozzy Osbourne.
34:36
Roger. Obviously.
34:37
Appeared on the Independent Ink podcast where he ranted about
34:40
celebrities distracting people from bigger issues.
34:43
While talking, he suddenly turned to Ozzy Roger, said Ozzy
34:46
Osbourne, who just passed away. Bless him in his whatever state
34:49
that he was in his whole time, we'll never know.
34:51
Although he was all over the TV for hundreds of years with his
34:54
nonsense, the music, I have no idea.
34:56
I couldn't careless. He went even further by
34:59
dismissing Black Sabbath entirely and mocking Aussie's
35:01
infamous bat incident. Roger said.
35:03
I don't care about Black Sabbath.
35:05
I never did. That level of disrespect, coming
35:07
only weeks after Aussie's passing on July 22nd, shocked
35:10
fans and sparked a massive online backlash.
35:13
Jack wasted no time defending his father.
35:15
He took to social media and wrote.
35:17
Hey Roger Waters, forget you. How out of touch you've become.
35:20
The only way you seem to get a intention these days is by
35:22
spitting nonsense in the press. My father always thought you
35:25
were a loser. Thanks for proving him right.
35:27
Jackson Post included the hashtag Forget Roger Waters,
35:30
which I. I I know.
35:34
Said my dad always said you were a cunt.
35:36
Thanks for proving him right. Right.
35:39
And Ozzy loved Pink Floyd's music just for.
35:41
Oh yeah, yeah. But to call Black Sabbath
35:47
irrelevant? Yeah, they only started an
35:52
entire genre of music, just like Pink Floyd did, right?
35:56
Yeah. I think that's pretty
35:59
disrespectful for somebody of his stature.
36:02
And I will say so that I don't get a bunch of hate.
36:04
Rodger Waters is one of the best songwriters to ever grace an
36:07
instrument. He is.
36:08
Yeah, but he is, absolutely. His ego got bigger than his
36:12
talent so therefore he's a Dick. Right.
36:16
Yep, which is why Pink Floyd will never be Pink Floyd again.
36:20
Because Roger Waters. Well, Pink Floyd became David
36:24
Gilmour, and Roger Waters got all pissed off about that
36:27
because David Gilmour apparently is a decent human being and
36:31
people. Love him.
36:33
And I think also what makes Roger Waters mad, and a lot of
36:36
people don't know this, is Roger Waters wrote Comfortably Numb
36:40
and Gilmore stole it away from him by writing two of the
36:43
greatest guitar solos ever written in one song.
36:47
Dude you ain't lying man if. It doesn't take me, it takes me
36:51
a 10th of a second when somebody asked me as a guitar player,
36:54
which I get asked all the time. What is your favorite guitar
36:56
solo? Comfortably.
36:58
No. Both of them.
37:01
There it is, right there too. So, and that's my favorite
37:06
version. It's unbelievable, dude.
37:11
Hello. Is there anybody in?
37:26
There. It'll be interesting to see how
37:27
much of this comes through the. Show when we release it.
37:30
Oh, I'm sure we'll get all caught up, but that's the only
37:35
way we're going to know. So I'm having fun.
37:38
Yeah, Few people aren't paying for this content, so if it gets
37:45
cut up, it gets cut up. Yeah, and just so you know,
37:51
those watching on Twitch and YouTube, this is Mike and I's
37:53
absolute passion in life is music and talking music.
37:59
So for showing you today, we apologize.
38:01
We didn't have a guy supposed to come on.
38:03
I don't know how to do it, just you know.
38:07
I don't think we're boring. If you want to learn about
38:09
music, where are your guys? Yeah, then I used to.
38:15
Then I used to say this. On the stage before a song, he
38:18
used to come out and say something like I have to.
38:21
Come, come for a number. For you did something.
38:23
You did. I thought so.
38:26
I thought so. I had a fever.
38:48
I always thought he said tubaloos.
38:49
I was like what the fuck is a tubaloo?
38:53
Remember when you were a kid, you got to when you were really
38:54
sick with fevers and it kind of felt like your hands were light?
38:58
That's what I always equated that to that.
39:05
I actually just felt it again Saturday and Sunday night.
39:09
Congratulations how they come comfortably now.
39:15
Here we go. Here comes one solo.
39:24
Hurry up boy girls, so. I can see the.
39:27
Turn this up. Boys and girls, just turn it up.
39:30
Is that bigger now? Yeah.
39:31
There you go. That is a master at work.
39:46
Do you see my lighter? I do Old school, brother, old
39:52
school. That's what the whole crowd
39:57
looked like back in our day, ladies and gentlemen.
39:59
Yep. Not all these phones, no.
40:11
A little. Sick can you stand?
40:18
Up This is 1 of Skyler's favorite movies from all.
40:21
That's awesome. Can't tell she grew up with a
40:25
musician. No.
40:26
Nikki hates it because of the meat grinding scene.
40:41
I wish I would have got to see, you know.
40:43
All right. Me too, man.
40:45
That. Just looks one of the man 1.
40:48
Of the man that never saw us. I know what he's talking about.
41:37
Here we go again. Yup, Yup, Yup.
41:40
Turn it up. This has one of my favorite
41:48
licks ever towards the end. Look at the the.
42:07
Drummer's face, man, he's just in heaven.
42:10
Oh yeah, he's sitting in the drum with a.
42:12
Smile on his. Face.
42:13
Because he gets to listen to that every night.
42:19
Just so beautiful raw. Emotion.
42:37
I got. Goosebumps like 2 inches high.
43:05
A drummer still cheesing. That's the lick.
43:41
Yep. I love how he gets in and out of
43:49
that. Yeah.
44:46
Those are all full step bends. Nice.
44:58
Those are all perfect. Half step bends, more full step
45:05
bends. Yeah.
45:08
That shit has to be perfect. Damn it.
45:46
I've heard that thing 5000 times in my life and I never get tired
45:49
of it. Nope, never.
45:51
It's just perfection man. And you played my favorite
45:54
version from the Pulse DVD. Yeah.
45:56
Oh yeah. That is just perfection, man.
46:01
And there's so many times people don't know as a, as a composer,
46:06
there is so many times in that solo where that thing could have
46:09
been a complete train wreck. And he just pulls himself out of
46:12
it and back into it and out of it and back into it just over
46:15
and over and over again. To the point where if that
46:18
guitar was in anybody else's hands other than maybe Slash,
46:23
they would have ruined that whole section of that song.
46:26
Because that's a lot of ground to cover playing a solo and not
46:30
boring the shit out of people. Think of November Rain, right?
46:33
That's another one of my favorite solos, right?
46:35
Make you cry. Yeah.
46:37
That's why I say if you put that section in Slash's hands, he
46:40
probably would have done something very similar.
46:42
But yeah, you can't give that length of time to just anybody,
46:46
man. And David Gilmour knocked it out
46:47
of the fucking park. Yes, he did.
46:50
Jeez, and he just let. Him come home, come on the show
46:53
anytime, Dave you. Know yeah, you're welcome here
46:54
anytime. You're welcome, You're welcome,
46:56
You're welcome. If you keep practicing, you're
46:58
going to make something of yourself.
46:59
You are David, you are man. Keep it up dude.
47:01
Do not give up. Man, that was Scott's line.
47:04
We would be listening to Stevie Ray Vaughan and he's like, call
47:06
me crazy, but if that guy keeps practicing, he's going to be
47:09
something. OK, so I'm going to whoops.
47:12
Stop, Stop. Stop.
47:13
Pause. Pause.
47:14
I'm going to show you something. Hold on one minute.
47:20
This is one of my favorite bands that just came out with a new
47:22
song. They're not coming to Arizona.
47:26
Not very happy about that. Oh, this song kicks ass.
47:31
They went metal, man. Yeah, and.
47:34
I like the fact that they're all a band of goatees.
47:37
Right now, which is kind of funny.
47:41
It's because they're recording in 5150.
47:43
Yes, Yep, the entire album. Wolfgang opened up the studio.
47:53
Yeah, they they said that they went from just like wanting to
47:58
use the studio to being in there 13 hours a day with the doors
48:02
locked. Brian Marshall is wearing a Rush
48:09
T-shirt. That's badass.
48:15
For people who don't know Alter Bridge.
48:17
I mean, you know Creed because Creed's Creed.
48:19
So you got an Alter Bridge by now?
48:20
Mark Dramonte. Is is one of the all time
48:23
greatest guitar players. If you don't, if you don't
48:26
understand music, you don't know that.
48:29
But the dude is just unbelievable.
48:31
No question he's one of my favorites of the new of the new
48:35
legend. Yeah, and the cool thing about
48:37
him before every concert, he does this thing called fret 12.
48:41
He'll he you can, you can pay to have a a lesson from him before
48:45
the show. Oh.
48:46
That's awesome. Yeah, I'm part of the I'm part
48:49
of the Blackbird fan club. So there's all kinds of little
48:52
things you see in the back end of it.
48:53
That's one of them. Never thought about that.
48:56
But yeah, it's. A really cool idea.
48:59
You know. They need a good album.
49:06
They've had a couple, so I'm hoping this sets the tone for
49:10
that album. I like it.
49:18
I put her on, I think I put her on Chris on Mike's show page.
49:21
Yeah, that's where I heard it the first time.
49:23
Yeah, OK. I'm a subscriber.
50:09
There's no. I dig that.
50:38
That was a cool breakdown section man, right?
50:44
Fun way to get into the solo. Yeah.
50:55
And for those who don't know, Miles Kennedy can shred right
50:58
along with Hermani. He's not as good as Hermani, but
51:00
on stage live shows when they're soloing back and forth is
51:04
fucking unbelievable. Oh, Miles is a badass guitar.
51:06
Oh yeah, and he's jazz. He's tragically classically
51:09
trained with jazz too, so that's even gives him a whole new
51:11
element. And he's been hanging around
51:16
with two of the best guitar players walking for the last 20
51:20
years. Yeah. 25 years,
51:37
Yeah. Mark Tremonti has been a
51:38
workhorse for 30 years. He just loves playing guitar,
51:45
which I appreciate. Me too.
51:58
That's sick man. Just so smooth.
52:04
Yep. Should have been me, damn it, I
52:17
was there first. I know, right?
52:19
Should have been Ultra Bridge, ladies and gentlemen.
52:23
I beat him by. The best bands three years Best
52:25
bands around. Absolutely.
52:27
I agree with you and I give you full credit.
52:29
You're the one that made me go back and listen to him.
52:32
Yeah, they're just, yeah, good band.
52:36
So we had, I'm going to, we're going to wrap this up, but I'm
52:39
going to. We had a guy that was supposed
52:41
to be on our show last week and unfortunately the night before
52:47
he his wife, they felt like she had a stroke.
52:53
So I've I've continued to talk to him and he said and he said
52:56
an update today because I asked him how his wife was doing and
52:59
he's like thank you. Thank you so much for checking
53:01
up. She was released just yesterday
53:03
and they didn't find a stroke. However, she is still paralyzed
53:06
on her right side. Her hand and mouth have come
53:08
back, but her leg needs therapy and she cannot walk as of now.
53:13
She now has to go see a neurologist to find out why and
53:16
what is going on. It's going to be a long recovery
53:18
but hopefully she'll get back to a full recovery.
53:21
And he goes on to say he'd love to reschedule to come on the
53:23
show. And I, I responded back Glad
53:25
she's home. We gave you guys a shout on the
53:26
show. Wish you the best.
53:28
Continued good thoughts and prayers.
53:31
And he responds back. Thank you so much.
53:32
That means the world to me. I was like, it's just humans
53:35
being humans man. He's like, I know, but you guys
53:38
rock so. Again, thoughts and prayers for.
53:40
Shawn Watson's wife, I don't know her name because we never
53:43
really had. We didn't have him on the show
53:44
because yeah, absolutely. Man.
53:47
And it literally was was 11/30 the night before he sent me a
53:50
message. Hey guys I wanted to follow up.
53:51
My wife appears to have had a stroke.
53:53
Her entire left side is paralyzed as of right now and
53:55
she's getting admitted to run more tests.
53:57
So sorry I have to cancel but. I mean, you should be.
54:01
I mean, jeez, you're lucky that that's on my legitimate list to
54:06
not be on the show. Right, he's totally kidding.
54:11
But but I mean, that's just cool.
54:13
But that just shows you the fact that he took being on her show
54:16
as, as something that was near or dear to his heart, which is
54:19
fantastic because again, we had a guy that's supposed to come on
54:22
today and I don't know what happened to him.
54:23
We had a brief e-mail conversation this morning and
54:25
and it's just I text him everything I called him.
54:28
Nothing. Let me assure you, ladies and
54:29
gentlemen, Chris just said it best.
54:31
We care about you as people first and foremost.
54:34
If you blow us off, you're going to get a different reaction,
54:37
especially from Chris. But I just if.
54:41
You have a tragic circumstance, like what was his name?
54:46
Scott. Sean, Sean.
54:48
Sean Martin. With an S yeah Sean Watson if
54:50
you have a tragic family emergency that takes precedent
54:54
over the Kristen Mike show just. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely,
54:57
absolutely. The only reason I'm kind of just
54:59
disappointed with the guy today is because.
55:02
I like legit we had an exchange. I'm disappointed as well.
55:06
But the one thing that I've noticed about you, even more so
55:09
than me, is, you know, maybe not even more so than me.
55:14
You're the one doing the booking.
55:16
So I know you take this personally and you take it
55:18
seriously. And if someone says they're
55:20
going to be here, be here and be on time, I can't disagree with
55:23
that because that's one of my pet peeves too.
55:26
I'm 15 minutes early for work every day, right?
55:28
Yeah, yeah. That's because I had a job
55:32
washing cars for my grandpa when I was a kid and I was like 10
55:35
minutes late the first time because it was grandpa, right?
55:37
Right. And he's like, what time I tell
55:39
you to be here, boy? 8:00 Like you better come in my
55:44
office. So he takes me in there and he's
55:46
like, what time is it again? I said it's 8:10.
55:49
What time did I tell you to be here?
55:51
I said 8:00. He's like, this is the first and
55:54
last time I'm going to tell you this.
55:56
You can be 10 minutes early, but don't you ever be 10 minutes
55:59
late again or don't show up. Yep, let's stuck with me from a
56:03
little kid. Man, I was like son of a bitch.
56:04
You got to be on time, right? Yeah.
56:07
I'm so wait. Dude, I hate, I hate people.
56:09
I know you are. I hate going.
56:10
I hate going to the doctor. Like I'll ask the doctor
56:12
whenever. Go to the doctor now when I
56:14
check in, is he on time? And if you tell me it's on time,
56:18
well damn it, I better be back in that room on a time schedule
56:21
or within a 10 minute window. And if I'm not, if I'm still in
56:24
the waiting room 15 minutes after I go back to the counter?
56:26
I thought you said it was on time.
56:27
He is. No, he's not.
56:29
Well, you were always the guy in the band, too.
56:31
When Scott and I were like, we're just going to get a little
56:33
hired before we play. It's like, come on, man, we got,
56:36
are we going to jam or are we going to sit around and talk?
56:39
You know, you were, you were always that guy too, man.
56:42
Yeah, let's go. Yeah.
56:45
The time like the president. So this is a cool little story
56:47
so and I tried to film it but it was gone the next day.
56:49
So driving we live in in the East Valley in in Arizona.
56:54
So driving down Power Rd. which is North-south Rd.
56:58
Left our neighborhood about a mile out.
56:59
There's a median between between directions.
57:02
OK. And in that it's probably a six
57:06
foot median. And then there's trees down the
57:08
dead center of it with flowers and stuffed ground cover, right.
57:11
So I'm driving. This was this is Tuesday.
57:14
So had there been Sunday when they can air on our way to the
57:15
gym. So we're driving and I see this
57:19
white sign you need to put in the ground like, hey, garage
57:23
sale one of those things you know I'm talking about.
57:24
Yeah, it's it said what did it it it again.
57:32
I wanted I hoped it was still there and it wasn't, but it was
57:34
something to the effect kind of like how we wrap up our show.
57:36
It's like like tomorrow's going to be a better day.
57:38
So it was a white sign with black words and it said
57:40
something like don't do it right.
57:43
And then when we came back from the gym the other side, it says
57:46
you're going to feel better and and it's gone, which is a drag.
57:51
I like that. I do too.
57:53
And that's why we wrap the show up every time we do it is is if
57:57
you're, if you're feeling, if you're feeling sad, if you're
57:59
feeling depressed, if you're feeling suicidal, if you're at
58:03
your wit's end and you just don't know what to do, where to
58:05
turn, Just find somebody to talk to.
58:08
Well, that shit hits me hard, man, because I think about where
58:11
I'm sitting right now and I think about where I was in my
58:15
life. And there was a time, I remember
58:17
a one week period where I was just done.
58:19
I gave up, you know, I'm like, I'm just going to do enough
58:22
drugs and till I die, right? And then I failed at that and I
58:25
was a failure at that. And that's a whole nother story,
58:27
but right, I think about not being here and what that would
58:31
have done to all the people that I interact with on a daily basis
58:34
now, you know, first and foremost, my mother and father,
58:37
right? And my family.
58:39
Right. That's that's a no brainer.
58:41
Your family's going to be devastated.
58:43
But, you know, we wouldn't have had this podcast.
58:46
Who knows who we're touching? You know, we end up in 22
58:49
countries. So somebody likes what we're
58:51
talking about. And hopefully, just like you
58:54
said at the end there, that little bit of hope, yeah, that
59:00
we're providing at the end of every show makes people at least
59:03
think, you know? Yeah.
59:06
Because after that point in my life, I thought about, you know,
59:09
I never thought about going that far again because after I failed
59:13
at it and came around to thinking clearly again, it's
59:16
like just like you say all the time, you know, tomorrow's going
59:21
to be a better day. You're having a bad day.
59:24
That's all you got to tell yourself.
59:26
And sometimes you have a lot of bad days in a row.
59:29
I'm not going to lie to you, you got to get through all of them.
59:33
There's a way to get through all of them.
59:35
Music has been my savior my whole life.
59:38
So the the reason I'm still sitting here talking to you is
59:43
there was enough music in me that no matter how dark things
59:49
got on the inside, that light was always brighter than the
59:52
darkness, right? I could always pick up my guitar
59:55
and play something that made me happy.
59:57
And I know I talked about this a lot, but I actually have been
1:00:01
working on music and there's a song I wrote in the middle of
1:00:04
all that that's just an instrumental for now.
1:00:07
Who knows? Chris may bastardize it.
1:00:09
He's good at that. I I think a song is going to be
1:00:13
one thing and then I give it to him and it becomes a totally
1:00:16
different thing. It's not better, it's not bad,
1:00:18
it's just different, right? But this piece of music
1:00:22
literally saved my life and I just played it over and over and
1:00:25
over again because it made me happy.
1:00:27
And one night, there was a guy listening to me play it that was
1:00:30
a rough, tough dude. And you never would have thought
1:00:33
these words would have come out of his mouth.
1:00:34
But he was like, keep playing stuff like that because the
1:00:37
world needs more of it. And what compelled, what
1:00:40
compelled him to say that is beyond me because I never would
1:00:43
have expected those words out of this guy's mouth.
1:00:47
Yeah, he's actually the guy that I tell the story about that got
1:00:49
executed that night. Gotcha.
1:00:54
But yeah, he was like, keep playing stuff like that because
1:00:57
the world needs more of it. Yeah.
1:01:00
And all I knew is it made me happy when I played it.
1:01:02
So eventually I'm going to release that to the world.
1:01:05
Good. And here's a little just a
1:01:08
reminder that I can share with the world as I hit my 7500 and
1:01:12
67th day of sobriety. This moment right here.
1:01:15
Thank you. These moments like stuff,
1:01:17
moments like this never would have happened if I didn't stop
1:01:19
drinking. So there.
1:01:21
Is and her life would have been completely different.
1:01:24
Absolutely, as would my kids. I never I, I, I wouldn't be in
1:01:28
little man's life the way I am today.
1:01:31
You know, I wouldn't be in either my kids life the way I'm
1:01:33
in the day. I doubt because when you're
1:01:35
going down the the the dregs of addiction and stuff, you don't
1:01:39
care about anybody but. Yourself.
1:01:41
And when when you do that, then they're all annoying there.
1:01:45
It's a nuisance. Like get away from me.
1:01:47
You're bothering me. I don't, I don't need your shit
1:01:49
because I'm trying to focus on on chasing my, my high.
1:01:54
So, you know, just don't do it, man.
1:01:57
Just just go run, go workout, go scream in a pillow, go journal,
1:02:03
go find somebody to talk to you call us.
1:02:05
You know our numbers on our Facebook page.
1:02:06
Call it. I answer that phone.
1:02:08
So don't be don't be the one that leaves the hole in
1:02:10
somebody's heart for tomorrow. It's just it's not worth it.
1:02:16
It's just not. We wouldn't be here if Mike
1:02:18
would have been successful. So.
1:02:20
How? How shitty would this world be
1:02:22
without the Chris and Mike show? It'd be pretty shitty dude.
1:02:26
Right. That being said, love you
1:02:30
brother. Love you too man, it's a
1:02:32
pleasure. Doing that.
1:02:33
Have a great. Have a great Tuesday.
1:02:34
Go eat a burrito, man, will you? I would if I could.
1:02:37
I'm on like, tuna salads. That's, yeah, tuna salad
1:02:42
sandwiches. Who would have thought?
1:02:45
Burrito actually sounds delicious, but I don't have that
1:02:47
appetite. OK.
1:02:49
That's who's coming on the show Friday.
1:02:50
I think we got back-to-back people on Friday.
1:02:52
We got we got some musicians coming on.
1:02:54
So sweet. That'll be cool.
1:02:56
That'll be cool. If you're out there and you love
1:02:58
music and you want to come on here and talk music, please do
1:03:01
it. That's our first.
1:03:02
Our first passion is music, and then it goes from there.
1:03:05
But if you're a musician and you got something coming out and you
1:03:09
want to promote it, come on here and talk about it.
1:03:11
I love talking music, guitars, amps, songs, whatever.
1:03:15
Absolutely. We're all about promoting you.
1:03:16
We don't you don't come on the show to serve our purpose.
1:03:19
You come on the show so we can help you get your message out
1:03:22
there, your book out there, your music out there, whatever it is
1:03:24
you do from coaching to to lifestyle, to health and
1:03:27
Wellness to, you know, I mean, we've had such a paradox of
1:03:32
different people on this show. And I've been asked why we do
1:03:34
that. And I'm going to answer that
1:03:35
simply. And it seems it seems one of
1:03:39
those, duh, after I say it. But if we didn't want to go that
1:03:43
direction, and I'm glad that organically fell that way, Yeah.
1:03:46
But we could just sit here and do this twice a week, too.
1:03:49
We don't have to let somebody on here, right?
1:03:51
So why would we not give you the platform?
1:03:53
Yeah, when you and I have the ability to do this whenever we
1:03:56
want. So exactly.
1:03:58
Exactly. Yeah.
1:03:59
We didn't miss a beat. Gary didn't show up.
1:04:01
We didn't miss a beat. We didn't rehearse this.
1:04:03
We just. That's who we are.
1:04:04
We can have, we can have converse.
1:04:05
We could keep talking for three hours, but I didn't have to go
1:04:07
here and get my yard. We've been doing this for 30
1:04:09
years, people. Yeah.
1:04:10
Yeah. I love talking to this guy
1:04:12
because he doesn't get all emotional and hostile when I say
1:04:15
things and that, you know what, I'll leave people with that.
1:04:19
I don't leave people with a message very often.
1:04:21
Yeah, when you're having a conversation with somebody, one
1:04:25
of my pet peeves is when people get angry, right?
1:04:30
Just because of your opinion. I don't get angry when you tell
1:04:34
me your opinion. I just say, OK, I disagree with
1:04:37
that, but it doesn't make me hostile, right?
1:04:40
No, As soon as you get hostile in a conversation, I'm done.
1:04:43
Because that's just sell it, right?
1:04:45
What are we going to fight over? A fucking conversation?
1:04:48
Right. So when I tell people, you know,
1:04:52
hundreds of times on the show, you're the first and only person
1:04:56
I thought of, of doing the show with, That was the first and
1:05:00
foremost reason, other than the fact that you played in a band
1:05:02
with me. Yeah.
1:05:03
Was I knew that I could touch any subject.
1:05:05
And we have, and we've agreed to disagree on a lot of stuff
1:05:11
professionally as friends. Yep.
1:05:14
You can do it, people. Yeah.
1:05:16
Just talk. Listen to the other person.
1:05:18
You might learn something. Yep.
1:05:20
I've learned so much in life just listening.
1:05:23
Oh yeah dude, I've learned so much in life just from this
1:05:25
show. Like almost every episode I
1:05:27
learned something new. It's insane.
1:05:29
Me too. Even if even if it's just us.
1:05:32
Like I didn't know. I didn't know David Gilmore was
1:05:33
doing the 5th and then a full step in the solo I just had
1:05:36
today. I actually just learned that
1:05:38
myself because I wish I could give the guy credit.
1:05:40
He has an incredible Facebook page, and he laid out that whole
1:05:44
solo note for note for note. Wow.
1:05:46
So as he played it, he showed it on the screen what David's doing
1:05:50
on the staff. Super impressive.
1:05:53
I wish. Like I could give the guy props,
1:05:55
but that's all I learned about it.
1:05:56
Well, find the guy. Let's get him on the show.
1:05:59
All right, I will. There you go, all right, till
1:06:02
next time boys and girls love you.
1:06:03
Be safe out. There, love you too man.
1:06:05
Thanks for tuning in. Peace.
1:06:06
Peace. The place where you will go
1:06:35
behind your eyes. Take a moment.
1:06:52
Who is this baby? You ain't no creature we're
1:08:33
playing smile and you should you press on the almighty day.
1:08:39
You gotta dream true in your life to keep our soul in every
1:08:47
day. Take the trail behind your eyes.
1:08:52
Feel the Soul Revolution now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:09:03
yeah. Take a moment.
1:09:05
We can see you see him fight the bail and see more clear.
1:09:37
You gotta, you gotta. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta.