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National Bratwurst Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.17.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Your utilities this fall. The city
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  of St. Pete says the higher fees are needed to
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  pay for aging. Infrastructure flood protection.
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  Yeah, thanks, Santish. Appreciate it, you scumbag.
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  Man, you suck. God, you're a bitch. And other
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  critical upgrades. I'm glad we're the ones that
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  get screwed in the end. Well, it doesn't affect
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  the politicians. Aren't you sick of that? But
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  lots of us are already watching our budgets.
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  It means another monthly expense, too. 10 -2
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  -5 news reporter Ash Patel is live from City
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  Hall right now, breaking down what we can all
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  expect to pay, Asha. Asha. How it is. Yeah, the
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  city is looking at changes to water, storm water,
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  reclaimed water, and sanitation. Oh yeah, you
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  know there's another way they could pay for it,
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  but like the sheep will pay for it. Man, this
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  generation just left us with a bunch of crap.
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  Just a bunch of crap. He said the city really
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  hopes that these increases can help St. Pete
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  be resilient from flooding. Oh yeah, you know.
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  Call DeSantis. I thought he was such a good governor.
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  He sucks. I know the big question, if you're
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  watching from St. Pete right now, is how much
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  will I really be paying? Oh, well. Either way,
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  it's more than we're paying now, and that's not
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  good at all. Tampa man accused of kidnapping
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  and sexually assaulting a DoorDash driver, then
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  shooting at the people who came to her rescue
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  is on trial. Oh, well. Delightful. Well, a man
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  in Venice is facing charges after investigators
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  say he made threats to carry out a mass shooting
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  and bomb attacks. He's a 19 -year -old. He's
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  barely a man. He's a pussy. The Florida Department
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  of Law Enforcement. Man, he's 19. Not a man.
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  A Tampa man is facing multiple charges tonight
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  after deputies say he exposed himself and attacked
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  a kid near a school. The Hillsborough County
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  Sheriff's Office. Loser! Say this man right here,
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  being arrested, 32 -year -old Quays Moore. Man,
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  he's 32. Wow, he is rough. I mean, I look good
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  to me. I don't really show myself that much,
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  but I look good. Trust me. Okay. Happy Hot Topic!
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  New York City tonight, a major development at
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  the federal case against alleged CEO killer Luigi
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  Mangione. After our report last night here, sources
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  now telling ABC News that Mangione could plead
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  guilty. Hey, Dylan. Listen, we're going to find
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  out right now. Luigi Mangione just pleaded guilty
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  to stalking in his federal case over the killing
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  of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Here's
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  the thing. Do I like the healthcare companies?
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  No! They screwed over my dad and my uncle when
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  they both ended up dying of cancer. And you know,
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  they've screwed me over before when it comes
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  to my meds. So I don't like them. But like I
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  tell everybody, over and over and over again.
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  You can't just kill somebody because you don't
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  like what they do. Then you can kill me because
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  you don't like what I say. It's a bad precedent.
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  Just a stunning move that could torpedo his upcoming
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  New York State trial. Here's a quick overview.
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  Luigi said verbatim to the judge, well, after
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  years of enduring pain from a broken back, I
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  shot Mr. Thompson and he died. Yeah, it makes
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  total sense. And the thing is, all the Luigi
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  defenders think that Brian Thompson's company
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  screwed him over. when it wasn't real. He never
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  had that company. What I was doing was illegal.
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  Luigi entered the guilty plea Friday in Manhattan
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  Federal Court. And the fact is, if his name was
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  Lamar, that would be different, but he's a pretty
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  white boy. It's stupid. And any girl that finds,
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  you know, serial killers attractive, you gotta
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  stay away from them. get away from bringing an
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  abrupt end to a case that has been headed for
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  trial in january and just a month before he is
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  scheduled to stand trial in new york on oh whatever
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  god i don't like him he's a douche murder and
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  other charges if you defend him and you're getting
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  offended by my show you probably won't like the
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  rest of it plea deal comes after sources with
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  direct knowledge told tmz that luigi's lawyers
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  were in serious negotiations with federal prosecutors
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  over a deal involving a guilty plea that i am
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  He's definitely a douche. There's no other way
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  to put it. Oh yeah. And there's this right here.
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  We are a few months away from falling back, and
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  an end to daylight saving time means lawmakers
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  are working on legislation to make changes. Changing
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  the clocks, that is, a thing of the past. Yeah,
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  there's really no point to it. The farmers don't
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  even like it. When you ask somebody, why don't
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  we do it, they always look confused. It's the
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  stupidest thing we do. It's not good for us.
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  Yeah, the bill's future, though, remains uncertain.
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  I want the one that has the most sunshine. And
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  I love when they've asked Trump about it. He's
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  like, oh, it's too divisive of a topic. ABC's
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  Michelle Frazen has more. Bringing forward and
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  falling back has been a part of American life
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  for generations. It's stupid. Now some in Congress
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  want to stop the twice a year clock change for
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  good. In July, the House passed the Sunshine
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  Protection Act, which would make daylight saving
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  permanent nationwide, reigniting an old debate
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  that goes back more than 50 years. All right,
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  well then let's go back to the freaking pay phones
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  then. If we're going to use old out of touch
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  technology. Similar bill passed. The U .S. tried
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  it once before during the 1973 oil crisis. Congress
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  made daylight saving time permanent to help conserve
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  energy. But less than a year later, Congress
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  repealed the law after eight children in Florida
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  were killed in traffic accidents before daylight.
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  It's just like them trying to ban weed because
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  kids had it. Things happen. It doesn't mean you
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  don't do it. It's all right. Just saying. How
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  do you feel now about sending her to school in
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  the dark? Are you going to admit it again? She's
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  not going to the dark. No way. All right, thanks,
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  dude. How lawmakers in favor of the 2026 bill
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  argue that more... Yeah, that's the key word.
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  Not in 1973. Evening sunlight would boost the
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  economy and encourage more outdoor activity.
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  Whatever we can do to make more money. Home state
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  of Florida, where tourism is a cornerstone of
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  our economy, having more predictable daylight
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  hours is a practical improvement that benefits
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  workers, businesses, and visitors alike. This
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  guy's name is Representative Gazzabella Rikus,
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  whatever his name is. I like you better than
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  DeSantis. You sure I'm for governor? You'd have
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  my vote. All right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It is
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  Monday. Feeling pretty excited. Not at all. I'm
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  just projecting my voice loudly. Some people
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  don't like when I project my voice, but guess
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  what? I know. I don't have to tell you. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool for adult
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  swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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  show prep begins now. Impressive. And those are
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  his good qualities. A sick person with a powerful
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  tool. On three. One, two, three, go. Door is
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  closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're
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  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No, no, no,
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  no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  on fire. Okay, wait a minute. Lacking any meat.
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  And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
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  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. How the hell are
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  you? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan
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  Hoppy. Eight, five, six, four. This is how we
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  do it. Hey guys. What's up, G? Wanna go to Tchotchkes?
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  Get some coffee? I gotta get out of here. I think
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  I'm gonna lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mundus. Again! Uh -oh. Sounds
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Again!
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  Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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  the Mundus. Sorry! Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mundus. Let me ask you something.
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  When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
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  real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
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  like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,
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  man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
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  kicked saying something like that, man. Oh, yeah.
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  Where do we go from here? I think we go... and
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  discuss what's on my mind. I'm breaking down,
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  man. Let me turn off this music. Yeah, I'm breaking
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  down a little bit. I get this thing from my mom
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  where my eyes are always watering. It's ridiculous.
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  I look like Tori Black after a day of work. No,
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  but... The thing is, my eyes are always watering,
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  and now I have like a stye on my left eye. I
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  just feel terrible. Then my back's hurting. Yeah,
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  everyone's like, oh, it must be so great being
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  tall. Not really. Not my favorite. It's cool
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  when women like you, right? And you get rocked
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  up. Well, besides that, I'm good. I would love
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  to be like 63, man. Tall where you still get
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  the girl's attention, but not tall enough that
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  every freaking person feels like they have to
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  bring it up. Okay, we need to discuss something.
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  I, okay. I am not against going on other people's
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  podcasts. It's actually flattering. that I've
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  had like four or five invites to go on people's
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  podcasts. I know I can literally hear Christian
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  Bale say, good for you. But I have had it. Here's
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  the problem. I've been in radio and podcasting
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  for 14 years. So we'll just round it up to 15
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  because I did the morning announcements. So in
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  some ways, I've been in the media for 16, 17
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  years. High school media, then Illinois, Cleveland,
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  Milwaukee, Tampa media, you get the point. And
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  now we're out in Fresno. But I'm telling you,
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  back from like, I don't know, 2012 to maybe 2021,
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  if someone did a podcast, and I guess it was
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  also because this was pre -Zoom in a way, I mean,
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  it was just Skype. But if you did a podcast,
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  you called in, you called in a number, a Google
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  voice. Or they connected their cell phone to
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  the board. It was a podcast. A podcast. Well,
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  guess what happened? Okay. Now, I don't want
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  to go down the road of sounding like Howard Stern
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  where it's like, oh, podcasts suck. But the problem
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  is, beforehand, it took a little bit of effort
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  to make a podcast. No, I knew I could do it.
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  I've even lost the definition of what a podcast
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  is. To me, a podcast, you can have it in video.
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  That's fine. I know you're vain. It needs to
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  be on camera. But podcasts began as audio only.
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  And if you're doing a video podcast, which we'll
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  get to the definition of a video podcast in a
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  second. But if you're doing, let's say, what
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  you think of the video podcast, But you don't
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  have the audio on Apple or Spotify or iHeartRadio.
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  And you're just doing a video, man. In a rented
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  office. In some business complex, suite 101.
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  I'm having my midlife crisis. I'm renting out
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  a podcast studio. And I got this MiVu camera
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  or whatever. Jesus Christ. Does no one know how
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  to just do audio? I don't want to be on video.
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  You're not supposed to see how hideous I am.
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  I'm hideous. I'm actually not bad looking. But
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  I don't want to be on camera. I don't want to
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  break the carrier. I don't want to break the
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  character. I don't want to break down the fourth
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  wall. So many people in public. You're hoppy?
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  You're so nice in public. Yeah, I'm a jackass,
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  my dear. Yeah. No, I will not do your podcast
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  unless it's audio only. I'm sorry. Because what
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  happens is you clip the video and then I have
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  an example. You clip the video and then, you
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  know, they got the screenshots of any, anytime
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  you're talking for 45 minutes in a row, you're
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  going to look like crap. There's just going to
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  be a screenshot. Remember Bubba Army used to
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  sexually harass Anna Hummel by her making a face.
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  They would like pause the video at like 30 seconds
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  and 40, 30, 37 minutes and 45 seconds. And it
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  would be her with her mouth open and like, oh
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  yeah, open wide Anna. It's stupid. I don't want
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  to put myself out there. No. But like you go
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  on people's podcast and then they clip it and
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  they don't really tell you what's the video going
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  to be. I went on this guy's podcast. I was talking
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  about, it wasn't video. He was actually audio.
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  But he's good. I forget his name. He's probably
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  listening. I think he's listening. But I said
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  in the clip, this was right after I left iHeartRadio,
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  went to Beasley. He asked what happened between
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  Pat and Aaron. And I said I was Pat Donovan's
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  bitch. I did everything with Pat Donovan behind
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  the scenes. Because he doesn't know how to produce
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  anything. I said that. I said I was Pat Donovan's
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  bitch. I said sometimes I'm radio's bitch. So
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  then the person names the podcast episode. Ryan
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  Hoppy of Hoppy Hour is radio's bitch. That's
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  not what I said. Jesus Christ. I said I've been
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  people's bitch. Scott Derr, Pat Aaron, Ian Beckles.
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  Not really MJ that much, but you know what I
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  mean. But no, we got to make that the video.
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  We got to make that the title of the video. Jesus
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  Christ. Oh yeah, you know, I'm just at home,
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  you know. Watching my cat just sleep on the bed.
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  Oh yeah, you're going to contribute rent? Probably
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  not. By the way, today is National Bratwurst
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  and Rum Day. And the podcast, the live portion,
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  has been going on for 11 minutes and 11 seconds.
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  Make a wish! I have a wish that I have bratwurst
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  and rum, dude. God, would that be an incredible
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  stomachache. I'm very concerned about women.
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  Let me explain. I know they're probably listening
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  to my podcast and they're like, well, actually,
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  technically, I'm concerned for... No, it's a
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  bit. Relax. I can feel a woman clenching her
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  fist. Show it up there. I'm kidding. Ah. There
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  are way too many women to watch murder documentaries.
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  It's cool to watch a nice old date ladder. Tie,
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  tie. constantly watching murder documentaries,
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  then you're constantly going to be thinking that
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  old men suck! And then bringing those negative
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  vibes on the date! Let me take a sip of my morning
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  cover. Oh yeah! Got some covers! Yeah, so the
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  point of that was you guys need to watch someone
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  else. Everyone loves Raymond or New Girl. Someone
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  else will chill you out. You're all uptight.
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  Until you go to work, then it gets wet. No. I
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  think it's time. All right. I think it's time
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  we do our smoke up. I'm going to make a song
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  for the daily smoke up, but here's the closest.
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  Oh, geez. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana.
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  Marijuana. It's time for Weed News on Hoppy Hour.
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  It's a work in progress. Oh, look at this. I
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  could have just made the Suno song right before
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  the show, but just came up with the idea. And
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  you got your boy, your boy, your boy, your joy,
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  your pen, whatever the hell you have. Let's smoke.
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  If you're listening in Fresno, it's Tuesday.
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  Because we're on a delay. But if you're listening
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  on Monday... And you got a case of the Mondays.
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  That was classic. Let's smoke together. Here's
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  this new place called Exotic Smokes on 4th Street.
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  It's 24 hours. Hopefully they don't ban THCA.
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  All these smoke shops are opening in St. Pete.
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  I'm like, you know, they're possibly outlawing
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  it, right? You aware of that? Let's let this
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  play out on this Monday. Oh, yeah. Let it play
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  out. All right, enough of that. All right, you've
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  got your marijuana next to you. Or anything else,
• 22:37
  but I don't want to endorse that. All right,
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  let's take the hit together. Let's celebrate
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  this pointless thing called life. And what a
• 22:46
  scam it is. Let me turn up the mic a little bit.
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  Yeah, let me do this. Oh, yeah. Let me hit this
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  pin. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be in the middle
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  of news. Oh, jeez. I had to turn up the mic for
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  the smoking. I got to do the scheduling. Let
• 23:16
  me turn it down when I talk. I'm going to be
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  stoned in the middle of news clips. I'm going
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  to be out of my mind. Now it's time to smoke.
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  Is my cat just scratching herself? Hey, Luda.
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  I can kind of see why people didn't want me in
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  the office during the day. One more for cancer.
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  I'm kidding. I mean, it's kind of hard. Jesus.
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  I'm going to come out of this segment sounding
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  like Scott Farrell or Brother Weas. Jesus Christ.
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  You know, there's some deep cut radio references.
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  All right. We've been talking for 16 minutes.
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  I don't really know what the direction is. I
• 24:33
  don't really know what's going on. So we're going
• 24:37
  to have a quick reset. I'm going to go cough
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  a little bit. Okay. Does that work with you?
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  Do I have your approval? What did you know? I
• 24:46
  have daddy issues. So I love the approval. Do
• 24:49
  I have your approval? If not, I don't care. All
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  right. We're going to come back on Happy Hour
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  and keep this party going. happyradio .com. The
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  hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
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  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
• 25:18
  I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate,
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  and you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 25:29
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
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  was so big, it's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 25:38
  what real... Stop cussing. It looks like you
• 25:45
  went and got a job on the iPad screen, whatever
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  the case might be in your hand and a sock, you
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  know, whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I
• 25:53
  would love to be getting railed. But as a reminder,
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  if you don't feel like listening to this next
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  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick
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  around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button
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  right here. Don't worry. The hour will be right
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  back And you better run your neck when you walk
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  up in the county And they ask what you is, R
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  -W -L -G -D, Vice Lord, Daddy King, B -D -N -C,
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  Luke Reese, Fantasy Ain't livin' by the creed
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  in the state of Illinois Chiefs still pull rank
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  on the streets from in the joint I've been appointed
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  a position of authority within this organization
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  You don't wanna worry, so act accordingly before
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  I put it in effect You get your up in violation
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  if you disrespect Shy, shy I've been back and
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  straight into it, everybody say shit Gotcha!
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  From the hunnids to the loon, east to west and
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  to the pool Motherfucker lay it low, everybody
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  say it We in the middle of the action, in the
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  midst of the gunfights and stabbing You better
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  have that car, cause we are making it fast Cause
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  we are making it fast, like that, like that,
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  like that, better act I got porn in the status,
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  we'll connect, we'll connect And we believe in
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  the gym and we elect, we elect, we elect You
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  got a death wish, you bored with your brain,
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  time to die now We got rules and regulations
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  and a shot time In the land, in the ditch, ain't
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  nobody playing bitch I get back and spray the
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  tip, everybody say the shit Shot time Everybody
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  say it, don't cheat I don't know what you heard,
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  all I know It's a jazz up a quarter when you
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  come to Chicago Make sure you understand that
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  We gangbangers, we don't care about no damn rap
• 28:57
  But on that note, let's get this shit straight
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  I ain't the one to lip -box, reach it back and
• 29:02
  forth on a mixtape Even though you say that's
• 29:05
  hip -hop But nigga, I don't play a motherfucker
• 29:07
  This county gon' get popped Nah, I ain't waiting
• 29:11
  to threat I'm just letting you know where the
• 29:13
  dough on Gangsters and gays, play with it like
• 29:16
  you think I'm joking We'll come shoot the town
• 29:19
  up, bounce on the first thing Smoke, smoke, Charlie,
• 29:23
  it's that real I'm telling you, don't let this
• 29:25
  fucking rap shit get your ass killed Goofy, that
• 29:28
  beef ain't shit to me Especially when I just
• 29:31
  signed a deal I need the publicity Shut up Layin'
• 29:40
  in the ditch, ain't nobody playin', bitch I get
• 29:43
  back and spray the team, everybody say it's your
• 29:45
  job When a hunter's put alone, he's too ethical
• 29:53
  to fool Motherfucker lay alone, everybody say
• 29:56
  it's your job When we layin' in the ditch, ain't
• 30:05
  nobody playin', bitch I get back and spray the
• 30:07
  team, everybody say it's your job I think it's
• 30:27
  Chi -Town, right? Oh, yeah! Joe Show and Dizzy
• 30:37
  should do a show because they're both bitches!
• 31:16
  Oh, yeah. We have 23 days until the NFL returns.
• 31:33
  Oh, I didn't watch a second of the game. Oh,
• 31:38
  my God. The Chicago Bears beat Cleveland. That's
• 31:45
  all I got. Oh, Travis Kelsey wore his wedding
• 32:01
  ring at the preseason. Yippee -ki -yay! How riveting!
• 32:08
  How just amazing! You wore your ring! You did
• 32:13
  your due diligence as a married man! Let's talk
• 32:29
  about this NDA marriage wedding. Mm -hmm. It's
• 32:33
  Kylie Kelsey and Jason Kelsey on their podcast
• 32:38
  talking about talking. So it's Kylie telling
• 32:40
  Travis about how drunk Jason was. It was pretty
• 32:44
  evident when the first time. Well, I shouldn't
• 32:49
  say the first time. He must have made an ass
• 32:53
  of himself. He's a shirtless elder millennial
• 32:58
  football playing court. Shut up. Coordinated
• 33:01
  version of Bert Kreischer. The fat slap. That
• 33:05
  we hung out. What happened the first time? We
• 33:08
  fell asleep 45 minutes after I got there on the
• 33:10
  bar table because he was too drunk. Not a good
• 33:13
  first date. And then Bo Allen. Oh, that was the
• 33:16
  first date. I thought it was a wedding. Accomplished
• 33:18
  the most impressive physical feat of his life
• 33:20
  when he, fireman, carried Jason back to his apartment.
• 33:24
  That just is describing him. Just a drunken douchebag.
• 33:30
  The NFL back with a full slate of preseason news
• 33:33
  this weekend. Our best dressed buddy, Ike and
• 33:35
  Josh, is here. Oh, yeah. You know how those reporters
• 33:39
  suck it off this guy. Highlights. You're wearing
• 33:42
  the Jets green. How'd they perform? I don't give
• 33:45
  a fucking shit. Just got a plow in the back room.
• 33:47
  Jesus Christ. Grab the K -Line jelly, too. Jesus.
• 33:53
  Look at this outfit. Do you know a yesterday?
• 34:00
  Achieve Keef turned 31 years old. Yeah, he kind
• 34:06
  of ruined hip -hop, but he also kind of created
• 34:09
  it. That drill, kind of like what we just heard,
• 34:14
  was shot down by L .A .P. Bogus Boys. Here's
• 34:21
  some Blueface news. Blueface says he's done with
• 34:25
  Christian after she punched him in the face.
• 34:29
  Call it a masculine after spending money on her.
• 34:32
  You don't want to. They're at like a mall. Damn.
• 34:38
  I thought we was playing. Let me get my leg back.
• 34:40
  All right, cool. They want to bang each other.
• 34:44
  He's just stuck in the VS Friday. Oh, happy 41st
• 34:49
  birthday to Nipsey Hussle. Obviously, he's not
• 34:51
  here to celebrate. By the way, it's Saturday.
• 34:59
  Happy birthday to Miguel Fuller. My homie. Cowboys
• 35:04
  turning 41. Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne take it
• 35:09
  back to 2008 with a new song, Talk Your Shit.
• 35:12
  That should be the intro of the show. I love
• 35:17
  this sentence right here. This is from my mixtapes
• 35:21
  on Instagram. Go Yayo believes Bruce Shiesty
• 35:25
  has made such an impact that Donald Trump will...
• 35:27
  pardon him. Oh, thank God. Go Yale, Saturday.
• 35:31
  Wow, you look up Donald Trump would be pardoning
• 35:33
  Pooh Sison. Do you think Sison got that much
• 35:37
  power? It's called that black young boy and Lil
• 35:40
  Wayne can get a pardon. Well, theirs was more
• 35:42
  drug trafficking, dude. Yours was like kidnapping,
• 35:46
  robbing someone. It's a little worse. Some woman
• 35:53
  named Emily Kaiser apologizes for taking her
• 35:55
  son out of a life jacket. That's not the smartest
• 35:59
  decision they made. But you see, God is stupid.
• 36:04
  The number one sign that a woman is actually
• 36:06
  attracted to you is... You know how, you know,
• 36:09
  before I let this broad talk. Do I know a woman
• 36:13
  likes you? If she starts investing in you. Oh,
• 36:17
  you need a new lamp? I'm going to buy this lamp
• 36:19
  at the thrift shop. Oh, you need this. You need
• 36:22
  them. When they start investing in you. Listen
• 36:25
  to my words on this. And if you need help reading.
• 36:28
  Check out the link in my fucking bio. Shut up.
• 36:31
  No one cares. If we like your content, we'll
• 36:34
  follow you, honey. Toxic patterns. My link in
• 36:36
  e -book is in the bio. God, stop saying it. When
• 36:39
  a woman likes you, she's like a gecko on a windowsill.
• 36:42
  She is stuck there like glue. A woman who likes
• 36:45
  you will give you the time and attention that
• 36:48
  you need. Good point. I mean, she definitely
• 36:51
  will make the time. It's a lot of time. I'm so
• 36:55
  busy. I'm so busy. I don't know what happens.
• 37:03
  You see it on Snapchat going to the club. Not
• 37:08
  only that, she'll be considerate of your feelings.
• 37:12
  It's all a breakup. And you're a narcissist.
• 37:16
  The worst thing that happened to me. It's funny
• 37:21
  how that works. This is interesting. Actually,
• 37:24
  we'll share it. We'll save this. I want to do
• 37:25
  it to all in a second. It's called Britney Renner
• 37:28
  News. Britney Renner is like going out and about
• 37:32
  the bars and clubs. And there was this, okay,
• 37:38
  I'm a very hetero man, but there was this really
• 37:40
  good looking frat boy. That was like, probably
• 37:43
  had sex with Brittany Renner. He just looked
• 37:45
  very attached to her. Oh, yeah. Here's Blueface.
• 37:49
  Mm -hmm. And Christian. Out to eat. Oh, jeez.
• 37:56
  He's at one table. She's at the other. You just
• 38:00
  started zapping out. You're deflecting. You don't
• 38:03
  know what hurt is. You just started zapping out.
• 38:05
  Huh? You're deflecting. Christian did an annoying
• 38:08
  bra, didn't he? You don't know what hurt is.
• 38:11
  You're hurt. I'm not hurt. Wow, the ribbon and
• 38:15
  comb. Man, he really picks the real smart women,
• 38:19
  doesn't he? Guys, women are obsessed. Obsessed
• 38:23
  with men that know their worth. Oh, yeah, I know
• 38:26
  my worth. $70! So listen to my words on this,
• 38:32
  and if you need help breaking... I don't... It's
• 38:34
  time! Stop it. I've got to remember you. Whatever
• 38:37
  your name is. All those links in the bio. Who
• 38:40
  gives a shit? I've made 720 videos this year.
• 38:47
  It'd be like if each one was like trick or hobby
• 38:49
  radio. If they like it, they'll look for it.
• 38:54
  Jesus Christ. Here's Clavicular calling out a
• 38:59
  newlywed bread. I'll try not to. Well, with the
• 39:03
  way your friend's looking at me, I might do something
• 39:05
  crazy. Oh, yeah. No, this is my friend. I couldn't
• 39:09
  think of such a time. Hey, how are you? You're
• 39:16
  really hot, you know. Yeah? What are you doing
• 39:19
  later? Fucking hell. She's married looking at
• 39:26
  me like that? Yeah, she's looking at you with
• 39:28
  her two eyes. Not every girl is trying to pay
• 39:32
  you, dude. Although her saying you're high was
• 39:35
  a little unnecessary. Kind of putting out the
• 39:39
  vibe. Just saying. Corinna Cuff says she went
• 39:49
  from being homeless to making money on OnlyFans.
• 39:52
  No, but I moved out here as a nanny. I was making
• 39:55
  $400 a week, and then the next year after that,
• 39:58
  I was, remember, I was in, like, staying on my
• 40:00
  friend's couch. Oh, yeah, you were staying there?
• 40:04
  Not my friends. I was staying on my friend's
• 40:05
  boss's, like, spare. Oh, yeah. That friend and
• 40:09
  that boss really want to work. Room, and I had,
• 40:17
  like, 200 -some bucks in my account, and I was
• 40:19
  like, I have to pay for my car payment. Yeah,
• 40:22
  and then you went into porn and made $3 million.
• 40:27
  Drea DeMatteo, hot piece of ass from Sondavag
• 40:31
  and the Sopranos. I don't know why I said the
• 40:34
  office. It's because I was thinking of a show
• 40:38
  that began with the word the. I might as well
• 40:39
  have said, you know, The Sepsids or The Bachelor.
• 40:42
  No, but here's Drea DeMatteo from those shows
• 40:48
  talking about OnlyFans. So I wasn't canceled.
• 40:51
  but I think I just canceled myself. It's like,
• 40:54
  I'll do it before you have a chance to. I'm not
• 40:56
  going to get the vaccine. I can't come work on
• 40:58
  you. I don't want to hear it. Are conservatives
• 41:02
  tired of talking about the vaccine? And was there
• 41:05
  to help you? You dumb fucks! Who gives a shit
• 41:09
  about a vaccine? Jesus Christ! I was talking
• 41:13
  about COVID. God damn it! Now, do I think there
• 41:19
  were floods to the vaccine? I know people who
• 41:24
  die because of the vaccine. Okay? And I know
• 41:28
  people that died of COVID. But to make everything
• 41:31
  about the freaking vaccine. Jesus Christ. Here
• 41:37
  is Miley Cyrus talking about Call Her Daddy.
• 41:40
  Tai Chi practicing snowboard champion. I could
• 41:42
  fix the flat on your car. Rockstar. I know this
• 41:45
  because this is Alex Cooper who hosted the Hannah
• 41:48
  20th special. This is her favorite Hannah Montana
• 41:50
  song. And I asked her, does she actually know
• 41:53
  the lyrics to it? And she never knew that it
• 41:55
  says Tai Chi practicing snowboard champion. It's
• 41:58
  like, but that's the chorus. She's like, I never
• 42:00
  even really thought about it saying that. Wow.
• 42:02
  Miley Cyrus is like, don't meet your heroes.
• 42:05
  Good job, bitch. So Neon was doing some stuff.
• 42:12
  stretching and training in a boxing bag, or not
• 42:16
  a boxing bag, in a boxing ring with that hot
• 42:18
  piece of ass, Tiffany Stratton, from the WWE,
• 42:22
  and he farted. And then we're gonna... Run. Okay.
• 42:29
  You got it. Come on now. That shit doesn't make
• 42:32
  you dizzy? Yeah, but you get used to it. I didn't
• 42:36
  fart, I swear to God. Yo, what the fuck is happening?
• 42:39
  I swear... God, it was not even like a fart.
• 42:44
  Wow, riveting. Speaking of farting, here's Navee
• 42:51
  talking about love. I don't think I just have
• 42:54
  the energy to up and leave. I love how she's
• 42:58
  talking about she doesn't have the energy to
• 42:59
  get up and leave and she's streaming while you
• 43:01
  hear their kidnapping. It's bad if y 'all want
• 43:05
  me to. I love... I love these videos of these
• 43:09
  trashy girls. Oh, they're trashy. I love when
• 43:18
  they do this thing. No, I love when they like
• 43:21
  stream live and then you like hear the kids in
• 43:23
  the background. You're like, I think it's a little
• 43:24
  more important, honey. He might have been laying
• 43:27
  in a soiled diaper for two hours. Y 'all rooting
• 43:29
  for me too? I just. Yeah, she doesn't want to
• 43:35
  leave because she's making money. Oh yeah, here's
• 43:40
  Blueface talking to Navia's mom while he's shirtless.
• 43:43
  Very strange. Wow, she could really get it. Although
• 43:51
  those tattoos make her look like a tramp. He's
• 44:01
  in his freaking boxers. Or at the very least,
• 44:06
  very thin shorts. They're kind of like shorts,
• 44:11
  but they look like Vaxxers. How are you? Good
• 44:13
  afternoon. Afternoon. How are you? I like your
• 44:16
  tattoos. Oh, thank you. That must have been new,
• 44:21
  or you just don't pay attention to things. What's
• 44:23
  your illusion? Got all the new ones. You got
• 44:28
  the ghetto ones, too. Yeah. He's on his best
• 44:31
  behavior on his in -laws. Yeah, you see me cheat
• 44:34
  on your daughter all the time. Yeah, you see
• 44:37
  me exploit your daughter all the time. It's lit.
• 44:42
  Sounds like a little buck, huh? All right, it
• 44:44
  was riveting stuff. Yeah, he's definitely on
• 44:46
  next channel. Here's Adrian Broner and Dean the
• 44:50
  Great talking. No, I can't stream with you, brother.
• 44:53
  You keep doing this fuck shit, my nigga. Brodo,
• 44:56
  watch today. What are you playing, bro? I think
• 45:00
  he's dead -ass. So it's Dean the Great and Adrian
• 45:07
  Browner. And Adrian Browner says he wants to
• 45:10
  punch Floyd. Bro, I'm punching Floyd today. Yeah,
• 45:15
  he is a scary dude. Just a brain -dead moron.
• 45:20
  Just a stupid person. And he's been taking hits
• 45:25
  to the head since he was like five. And he mixes
• 45:27
  that with alcoholism and not knowing consent
• 45:29
  with a woman. You're a loser! Sorry! No other
• 45:35
  way to put it, man. How do you think you are
• 45:38
  today? You're just a weird, weird guy. 856 -49
• 45:46
  -HOPPY. Oh, yeah! It's 856 -409 -4600. All right,
• 45:52
  here's NBA Youngboy talking about betrayal, even
• 45:55
  though he's a deadbeat dad with no talent that's
• 45:57
  hiding in Japan. You want to know what's happening?
• 46:00
  Fuck your own interview up. He's got that Cody
• 46:04
  advice. Cody, stop it. I did? Yep. Because you
• 46:09
  wrong, and you know you was wrong. And by me
• 46:11
  telling you was wrong, before we started this,
• 46:13
  instead of sitting and pretending. And she got
• 46:16
  your bad, bro. This ain't never been our bad.
• 46:19
  I feel you, dog. You know you're wrong. I can
• 46:23
  tell, too. All right. He's a scary dude. Also
• 46:27
  very talentless. Oh, yeah. Here's Manuel Ferreira.
• 46:34
  Oh, yeah. He's banged up women like, ah, it's
• 46:37
  a kid! Angelina! Angela White! And, uh, Here's
• 46:45
  how he says he lasts in bed. Do you have strategies
• 46:48
  and techniques for lasting longer? Thinking about
• 46:52
  my dead dad? Yeah, I have little things, but
• 46:54
  nothing crazy. Sometimes I bite my finger. Sometimes
• 46:57
  I bite inside my cheeks. It's like... You bite
• 47:01
  your finger so she's riding you and you're like,
• 47:03
  oh, let me bite my finger on camera. What the
• 47:05
  fuck is that? Just a little pain that gets your
• 47:10
  mind off. But usually what I would do is like
• 47:13
  I pull out and do other things. I kiss the girl,
• 47:16
  touch the girl, lick the girl. Just the time
• 47:18
  that. Yeah, sometimes you got to cool down the
• 47:20
  system. Penis comes down a little bit. And then
• 47:27
  get back in, you know. Yeah, you know, get back
• 47:31
  inside you. I'm not ready for Britney Renner
• 47:35
  news. I thought we were going to wrap up this
• 47:37
  skanky segment. By the way, she's a mom. Can
• 47:42
  you imagine if your mom was just such a boss
• 47:45
  down the club? Oh, yeah. Very strange. Here's
• 47:53
  Christiane Rock making wild claims about Blueface
• 47:57
  after claiming he's mad she won't join the circus.
• 48:00
  Circus is the perfect word. And wasn't it 48
• 48:03
  hours ago they were Jay -Z and Beyonce? Man,
• 48:20
  you're so ugly, you make Nivea look like a babe.
• 48:23
  She at least has, like, hair. Cristiano Ronaldo
• 48:27
  is going to retire after getting married. What
• 48:30
  are they? Bye! See you later, elegant. Ah, what's
• 48:39
  this? A huge new study just dropped. Men and
• 48:42
  women finally agree on something. Yay! 11 countries
• 48:49
  with thousands of people. The result? If you
• 48:52
  sleep with everybody, nobody will want you as
• 48:55
  a partner. I mean, it does kind of get a little
• 48:58
  weirder. They're like, oh, you're laying in bed.
• 49:01
  What's your body count? You're like, oh, you
• 49:03
  don't really want to know. I think it's better
• 49:06
  you don't. I think it's going to help us out
• 49:10
  more. Because you're just not going to like it.
• 49:15
  None of us want somebody that's been passed around
• 49:18
  like gravy. Yeah, you know, she's been passing
• 49:23
  around. I love this sentence here. I love this
• 49:25
  name of this rapper. King Yella. That should
• 49:27
  be my name. Yo, yo, yo. I'm King Yella. He talks
• 49:33
  about what it was like growing up in O 'Block.
• 49:35
  King Yella's son. I don't know what the fuck
• 49:49
  you just said. What was the neighborhood like
• 49:50
  growing up in O? What was it like down there?
• 49:57
  Pronounce a fucking sentence! Jesus Christ! I
• 50:11
  don't know what you're saying. What the fuck
• 50:14
  are you saying? Wow. Do you feel stupider? I
• 50:24
  mean, I know this show is not the most highbrow
• 50:26
  show ever. I understand. But Jesus Christ. You
• 50:34
  know what I'm saying? I love how a lot of rappers
• 50:39
  are like... You know what I'm saying? You know
• 50:45
  what I'm saying? I shot him and died. I had sex
• 50:49
  with this girl. I got her pregnant and became
• 50:51
  a deadbeat dad. You know what I'm saying? What
• 50:54
  the hell is wrong with you? Oh, geez. Most guys
• 50:59
  don't actually know how to make a girl miss them.
• 51:01
  And they kind of accidentally, by trying to see
• 51:04
  her more, end up pushing her away. Yeah, sometimes
• 51:07
  if you go a little too quiet, if you're like
• 51:09
  waiting for the broad to talk to you, it ain't
• 51:12
  gonna happen. Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet.
• 51:19
  And just go, you know what? All right, I'll talk
• 51:23
  to him. All right, I'm gonna hang up. Mm -hmm.
• 51:26
  So if you want to know how to change that, hi
• 51:28
  there, my name's Eden and I'm a girl. I don't
• 51:30
  give a shit. Stop with the fucking introducing
• 51:32
  yourself. Jesus Christ. So I can tell you what
• 51:36
  girls actually want. Okay, first of all, you
• 51:38
  need to understand that when you're hanging out
• 51:41
  with a girl. Wow, we need to like have like a,
• 51:43
  like there needs to be, not an intervention.
• 51:47
  There needs to be like a tutorial on levels and
• 51:52
  sound. This broad music is too loud. You're going
• 52:00
  to have a lot of fun, right? But just because
• 52:02
  you're having fun does not mean you should go
• 52:04
  on forever. I can't play this. Because of the
• 52:07
  music. It'd be like this. Hey, welcome to Hoppy
• 52:10
  Hour. How are you? You doing good? I have this
• 52:15
  wild opinion for Hoppy Hour. I'm just going to
• 52:17
  have a yo. Yo is good. Jesus Christ. What are
• 52:25
  you doing? She has already decided if you're
• 52:29
  good in bed before the appetizers even hit the
• 52:31
  table. No, so you know what's going to happen,
• 52:33
  man? If a woman already hasn't decided if you're
• 52:38
  good in bed or not, you got to bring the ruckus
• 52:43
  when the opportunity comes. Oh, yeah, you got
• 52:47
  to just go ahead, baby. Like Ray J says in the
• 52:52
  beginning of the sex tape with... Kim Kardashian.
• 52:54
  Just go ham on them, baby. Just go ham. Men need
• 52:59
  to do these as much as possible. Grab her butt.
• 53:01
  Call her beautiful as if it's her name. Objectifier.
• 53:03
  Oh, yeah. This woman's a crazy woman. We all
• 53:07
  like it. Tell her no. I know that's controversial,
• 53:09
  but she needs to hear it because you're in charge.
• 53:11
  She's not. Oh, geez. This woman's definitely
• 53:13
  got dead ears. She's definitely like, Chuck,
• 53:18
  man, give me a good time. Most importantly, make
• 53:21
  sure you do whatever you want because... You
• 53:22
  are in control of your own life. She is not in
• 53:24
  control. All right. Dean the Great says that
• 53:36
  he got a text from a doctor saying that Adrian
• 53:39
  Broner has pancreatitis. Here is a Fernando Mendoza.
• 53:45
  That's stupid. Talking about getting a 17 rating,
• 53:52
  or not, that'd be terrible, a 74 rating on Madden.
• 53:56
  All right, go ahead and look. Oh, that's a lot
• 54:00
  better than I thought. There you go. Mm -hmm.
• 54:07
  Jesus Christ. We got Brittany Renner and it is
• 54:09
  kind of, don't worry, we'll cover that side chick.
• 54:14
  All right, the very best at recovering side chick.
• 54:18
  Mm -hmm. daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak
• 54:21
  in through her window like almost every night
• 54:24
  and i'm not a nerd so i don't say anything but
• 54:27
  today but i'll make a video about it on my social
• 54:29
  media to a bunch of followers she saw me in the
• 54:31
  hallway and completely unprovoked just looked
• 54:33
  me up and down and went skinny jeans are out
• 54:36
  so guess who's gonna be asking her dad tomorrow
• 54:38
  why his son keeps forgetting his key Oh, I get
• 54:49
  it. He's not telling them. I got it. That's stupid.
• 54:53
  Man, that's a mom right there. That's someone
• 54:56
  that gave birth. I'm kidding. Whatever. I'm kidding.
• 55:02
  It's all jokes. It's all fun and dancing. All
• 55:07
  right. What do we got here? 856 -49 -HOPPY. Oh,
• 55:13
  yeah. Gypsy Rose has new lip filter. You can
• 55:18
  paint a Picasso on those lips. Oh, yeah. Here's
• 55:25
  Drake doing a dating show. It was asked where
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  they would go on honeymoon. I'm blushing. Okay,
• 55:33
  so where are we going to go for our honeymoon?
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  Oh, our honeymoon. Yeah. I want to go. There's
• 55:38
  a place I want to go in Bodrum. Hold drop. Yeah.
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  She doesn't know what the fuck that is. Okay.
• 55:45
  So like hot air balloons. It's like every day
• 55:48
  I wake up, it's like a skydive. So I don't need
• 55:50
  to go skydiving. You understand what I'm saying?
• 55:52
  Wait, what's rocky about it? You said it's got
• 55:54
  like. No, I'm just saying like it's like life
• 55:56
  is just life. Every day some new shit. Yes. This
• 55:59
  is like some stupid deep talk. Now it's time
• 56:02
  to talk about flat earth. And you're flat ass.
• 56:05
  So it's like, I don't need to get in a fast car
• 56:08
  and drive 200 miles an hour. I just like, I like
• 56:11
  to take life. I want to live life on the edge
• 56:13
  with you. Okay, yeah. She's not the one for you,
• 56:16
  dog. She wants to use your money. Living life
• 56:21
  on the edge means she always wants you to buy
• 56:23
  things. I just want to go to like Bodrum and
• 56:27
  just like relax. Yeah, she ain't the one for
• 56:29
  you. And he's like, I just want to relax and
• 56:36
  chill out and hang out. Goth baby claims 80 %
• 56:43
  of women in LA are cheaters. Laces. Yeah, right.
• 56:46
  You get those. I think LA, you were at like 19.
• 56:49
  No, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 94%. All right. Jesus
• 56:52
  Christ. We need to have like a... You know what's
• 56:54
  funny? I always say we need to have like a checkpoint
• 56:57
  of not everybody needs a podcast. But then I'm
• 56:59
  like, what if I didn't make the checkpoint? Like,
• 57:01
  what if I... Came up with the idea. And then
• 57:05
  I didn't go, but then I get left out. Kind of
• 57:08
  like LeBron James coming up with the NBA in -game,
• 57:13
  in -season tournament or the tournament, you
• 57:16
  know, for the ninth and tenth seed to become
• 57:18
  the eighth seed. What is that tournament called?
• 57:24
  NBA tournament playoffs. Yeah, you know, the
• 57:28
  tournament, the NBA playoffs. The play -in tournament.
• 57:35
  Yeah, it'd be like LeBron coming up and coming
• 57:38
  up with it and then his team didn't make the
• 57:40
  playoffs because of it, but it was to help him
• 57:42
  out. That'd be the same way with me. I don't
• 57:45
  even know what the fuck I'm saying anymore. So
• 57:48
  Stephen A. Smith was given an award, a thumbs
• 57:54
  down award by the National Association of Black
• 58:01
  Journalists. for his recurring public powder
• 58:04
  and a disparaging public commentary at black
• 58:06
  women. I mean, I think he's a douche, but I think
• 58:11
  he's just sharing his opinion. That Waffle House
• 58:13
  guy got fired. Neo is dry -humping a girl on
• 58:17
  stage. What's new? Brian Kohlberger is a psychopath.
• 58:22
  Dolly Parton abruptly canceled shows. That's
• 58:25
  not good. Netflix once said Tyra Banks defamation
• 58:29
  lawsuit dismissed. Clavicular wants to have a
• 58:32
  baby with Lily Snodder. It's crazy that there's
• 58:37
  people that were born in 06 having kids. Ray
• 58:41
  J beats Orlando Brown in a boxing match. You
• 58:46
  know what that is? If you've run out of ideas
• 58:50
  to talk about or do things, you do boxing matches.
• 58:55
  And then when you have nobody that wants to do
• 58:57
  it for free, you just don't do them anymore.
• 58:59
  Mike Kelton. Luigi Mangione has been given hundreds
• 59:03
  of thousands from a GoFundMe by his fans. You're
• 59:06
  all losers. Adrian Broner was mad that Brandi
• 59:11
  walked by him and didn't say hi. She probably
• 59:12
  didn't want to get raped. Yeah, let's play that
• 59:15
  audio. And it was Madonna's 68th birthday. Oh,
• 59:20
  she's so freaking hot. Even if it's like a freaking
• 59:24
  boy down there, he's still having sex with Madonna,
• 59:27
  dude. Although I think everybody has had sex
• 59:32
  with Madonna at some point. Mm -hmm. All right.
• 59:36
  In 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 9, 10. Sorry. 5, 4,
• 59:46
  3, 2, 1. We have Adrienne Barnard confronting
• 59:48
  Brandy. Mm -hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So they're
• 59:58
  in the house and Brandy's walking down the hall
• 1:00:00
  singing. All right. All right. Let me skip over
• 1:00:09
  here. Brandy. She said, how are you? She just
• 1:00:22
  didn't stop to talk to your fat ass. You got
• 1:00:27
  all the cameras there. Hey, give me a portable,
• 1:00:37
  Vicky. Somebody give me a portable. Harder now.
• 1:00:43
  Just walk past me. I didn't walk past you. I
• 1:00:47
  spoke to you. Everything is okay. Everything
• 1:00:52
  is great. You okay? It hit different now. Randy,
• 1:00:55
  little brother. Are you the one that did the
• 1:00:58
  song? No. She knows nothing about him. It's almost
• 1:01:04
  more embarrassing. Whenever a girl ignores you,
• 1:01:07
  just accept it. Because when you get mad about
• 1:01:10
  it, you come up like a bitch and a clown. Right.
• 1:01:15
  Time for Britney Renner news. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:29
  yeah, welcome to the hour, Ryan on the dial,
• 1:01:32
  six foot nine, St. Pete, got the whole room wild,
• 1:01:35
  he cut through the talk, when the smoke gets
• 1:01:37
  thick, he want real, not the pose, he want facts,
• 1:01:40
  not slick every week. Same game, same photo,
• 1:01:42
  same grin Same name in the feed, tryna force
• 1:01:45
  one more spin But the crowd see the script, when
• 1:01:47
  the mask starts to slip You can wave for the
• 1:01:49
  flash, still can't fake that grip Uh -huh, here
• 1:01:52
  we go They love that fame chase Uh -huh, here
• 1:01:54
  we go But it don't hold place Britney ran the
• 1:01:59
  news We don't buy the view Britney ran the news
• 1:02:05
  We see it right through Happy hour tonight Ain't
• 1:02:16
  fooling nobody, right? Check the call, the line
• 1:02:20
  lit Everybody got takes Everybody got a story
• 1:02:23
  Everybody wants steaks But the host stay cool
• 1:02:25
  with a grin and a nod He don't crown every rumor
• 1:02:28
  He don't play that fraud Big frame, big voice,
• 1:02:31
  big reach on the mic If it's empty on the inside,
• 1:02:33
  he won't dress it up nice St. Pete in the building
• 1:02:36
  and the feedback loud If you came for the clout,
• 1:02:39
  you might lose to the crowd They love that fame
• 1:02:43
  chase. Here we go. But they don't hope late.
• 1:02:47
  Britney Renner news. We don't buy the view. Britney
• 1:02:53
  Renner news. We see right through. I ain't keep
• 1:02:59
  it loud. On happy hour tonight. Britney Renner
• 1:03:04
  news. Ain't fooling nobody right. News day, new
• 1:03:10
  hour. Right now in the club. All right, we got
• 1:03:39
  Brittany Runner. Being asked to show her feet.
• 1:03:45
  Are your feet out tonight? Yeah, I should take
• 1:03:48
  my shoes off. Oh, yeah. Right on that totally
• 1:03:52
  clean Mississippi straight. I'm going to be on
• 1:03:59
  some ghetto shit. You're admitting it, at least.
• 1:04:07
  So she shows her feet. God, she's looking hot.
• 1:04:13
  Does she know how to suck dick? Oh, yeah! Does
• 1:04:17
  she know how to fuck you? Are you, like, psyched
• 1:04:20
  up that you're her only body? Like, what's that?
• 1:04:28
  Like, I feel like everybody says they want a
• 1:04:31
  virgin, but I'm like, did it really? Not at all.
• 1:04:33
  They're going to use teeth. Here she is with
• 1:04:47
  this pretty boy hanging out. Yeah, all these
• 1:04:52
  guys are mad. He definitely plowed her that night.
• 1:05:04
  And then here she is from Node. Jumper a few
• 1:05:07
  years ago. Yeah, I mean, he had a girlfriend
• 1:05:09
  of five years when I met him. I was a side chick
• 1:05:11
  for 10 months. Oh, yeah. That sentence right
• 1:05:15
  there totally describes her legacy. RyanHockeyRadio
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  .com The hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:05:36
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:05:40
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:05:46
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:05:48
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:05:52
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. the semen
• 1:05:57
  was so big stop lacking in meat and that's what
• 1:06:01
  real women need stop cussing it looks like you
• 1:06:07
  went and got a job not on the ipad screen whatever
• 1:06:10
  the case might be in your hand in a sock you
• 1:06:12
  know whatever like thank you but also i would
• 1:06:15
  love to be Getting railed, but... As a reminder,
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• 1:06:37
  I call home. New York City's home. Riding around
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  on Chrome. Evil love to learn the streets, but
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  leave them alone, cause you're all alone, out
• 1:06:52
  here in the danger zone. You don't want the convicts
• 1:06:57
  to come through that seat at your feet, make
• 1:06:59
  you one, two step to be Sierra, yeah. You can
• 1:07:02
  scatter, but it might be even badder If I catch
• 1:07:04
  you on the bound, kick the Nike in your bladder
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  I got the whole town hooked over this dope And
• 1:07:09
  I'ma smoke till I'm old as the Pope, cereal bowl
• 1:07:12
  and remote I ain't broke, I hit the score with
• 1:07:14
  a brick, yeah That's why they playin' tug -of
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  -war with my dick I used to have big dreams,
• 1:07:18
  now all of them strip Lingerie on, silicone ball
• 1:07:22
  on they tip Niggas wind up in the sky for a dollar,
• 1:07:24
  but I'ma keep it real And most these niggas die,
• 1:07:27
  no Renata Cause babies need Luke and baby mamas
• 1:07:30
  need Prada That's why he got fried And it happens
• 1:07:34
  every weekend That's why we outside Buying cameras
• 1:07:36
  for the storm You niggas gon' need more You don't
• 1:07:39
  need to run We don't be following you Everywhere
• 1:07:42
  you go So if you don't need a hiding space You
• 1:07:44
  need a gun You need a clip A little heart And
• 1:07:48
  hit a spot Or be a victim of society You know
• 1:07:51
  how it goes down down here, man You better load
• 1:07:55
  up your weapon before you come outside, bitch.
• 1:07:57
  It's a scheme on you, man. The hood ain't ride.
• 1:08:00
  You'll be a victim of society. Come take a look
• 1:08:03
  at where I come from. Man, that's fucked up what
• 1:08:06
  happened to glue. Shorty roll up on his mom,
• 1:08:08
  girls clapping the rule. Retaliation from a robbery
• 1:08:11
  in back of the school. Left him vitally hung.
• 1:08:14
  Spent all that through the gat in the pond. It
• 1:08:16
  goes on out here. Go day long out here. That's
• 1:08:20
  all I hear. Watch your back out of town and spray
• 1:08:23
  at your runners. Right in the parking lot like
• 1:08:25
  AWACS in Venice. The money's sent to us, I will
• 1:08:28
  wave caps to Venice. Make backs and spinners,
• 1:08:31
  rape plaques and dinners. I'm blown drove, be
• 1:08:33
  no haze, black and spinach. If you hit it too
• 1:08:35
  hard, you'd be dazed back for minutes. Hollow
• 1:08:38
  the wrong shit, spend days at your dentist. Getting
• 1:08:40
  it deep straightened, just cause you was hating.
• 1:08:43
  You met your maker, now it's time to meet Satan.
• 1:08:45
  And your barrel, he was the only thing left and
• 1:08:47
  we waiting up. No need to run, we'll be fine.
• 1:08:51
  is you everywhere you go so you don't need a
• 1:08:53
  hot space you need a gun you need a clip We'll
• 1:08:59
  be your victim of society. You got to be a stupid
• 1:09:01
  motherfucker not to have one out here. You better
• 1:09:04
  load up your weapon when you come outside. These
• 1:09:07
  niggas a scheme on you, man. The hood ain't right.
• 1:09:09
  You'll be your victim of society. Stop all that
• 1:09:12
  pillow talking. I saw niggas make shit knock
• 1:09:14
  back. These industry niggas playing the role.
• 1:09:16
  They ain't gonna sleep. They underestimate the
• 1:09:18
  strong and they be the weak. Your ball gonna
• 1:09:21
  rep the unit till they put him to sleep. That'll
• 1:09:23
  bring Vietnam to your hood in a bleak. Before
• 1:09:26
  I hop in my Impala with my head in the breeze
• 1:09:28
  I say a prayer for the G's like my homeboy cheese
• 1:09:30
  There won't be no more pops or no more HP's Shotty
• 1:09:34
  tied to his hip, knocking on his knees Man, this
• 1:09:37
  is for the niggas in the can With a stretch for
• 1:09:39
  the bull ring And an old man from the jacks for
• 1:09:42
  the loose cannons They understand that they next
• 1:09:44
  cause they boxed in Caught in a jam and they
• 1:09:46
  stressed I got no problem clipping a rookie Man,
• 1:09:49
  you damn near bitch What we missing is the tits
• 1:09:51
  and the pussy Yeah, I go as hard for the chill
• 1:09:55
  Sold more records than the old terrorist squad
• 1:09:57
  put together No need to run, real big followers
• 1:10:00
  you everywhere you go So if you don't need a
• 1:10:03
  hiding space, you need a gun You need a clip,
• 1:10:06
  a little heart, and then a spark Be a victim
• 1:10:09
  of society You niggas know what it is, man You
• 1:10:13
  better load up your weapons before you come outside
• 1:10:16
  Cause niggas a scheme on you, man, the hood ain't
• 1:10:18
  ride You be a victim of society T -T -T -T -T
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  -T -Net! All righty, let's see what we have here.
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  with this button that we're going to press right
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  to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on
• 1:11:14
  the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people
• 1:11:17
  add the radio legend part. It boosts my ego.
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  The show you secretly listen to, and that includes
• 1:11:23
  you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.
• 1:11:26
  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. The
• 1:11:47
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• 1:12:30
  in too. Side chick news. We talking Massey today.
• 1:13:08
  Mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in the
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  booth, cutting straight through the surf. Call
• 1:13:14
  it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid.
• 1:13:17
  You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
• 1:13:20
  The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
• 1:13:38
  you can't tag the man but you That is right.
• 1:14:08
  Yeah. That's done right now. We're going to have
• 1:14:13
  a good time and start ranting about the news.
• 1:14:16
  Oh, Jays. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Ariana Grande
• 1:14:24
  is making one thing about Ricky Alvarez. Yeah,
• 1:14:27
  she's just, you know, going, she's realizing
• 1:14:30
  no reasonable guy wants to date her. So now she's
• 1:14:33
  dating losers! Crystal clear and permanent. During
• 1:14:43
  her August 15th concert in London, fans noticed
• 1:14:46
  the Grammy winner had some fresh ink on her collarbone.
• 1:14:50
  Oh, yeah. Her collarbone's sticking out of that
• 1:14:53
  line. She's so skinny. In a photo shared to her
• 1:14:56
  Instagram stories, Grande's new tattoo was on
• 1:14:59
  full display. All right, whatever. Good for you,
• 1:15:03
  honey. You're still a skank. All right, Jays.
• 1:15:07
  Happy Hot Topic. Bruce Willis was there for a
• 1:15:12
  special milestone in his daughter's life. It's
• 1:15:16
  the sound. Bruce Willis is dead. It's Bruce Willis.
• 1:15:24
  I know. He's dying. Kinda. I mean, he's not doing
• 1:15:28
  it. Diehard star who was diagnosed with dementia
• 1:15:31
  in 2023 made a rare appearance as his daughter
• 1:15:35
  Tallulah Willis married Justin Ossie at the couple's
• 1:15:39
  Idaho home. That's good. Another star is tripping
• 1:15:46
  down. This is a crazy headline right here. Another
• 1:15:53
  star is tripping down, Halle Berry, who, believe
• 1:15:55
  it or not, turned 60 today. Oh my God, doesn't
• 1:15:58
  that make you feel home? Yeah, you know, she's
• 1:16:01
  got cobwebs down there for days! I don't want
• 1:16:05
  him in bed. I want him to mow my lawn and bring
• 1:16:07
  me nice tea. Shut up, bitch. Rosie O'Donnell
• 1:16:10
  had to clear up a little confusion surrounding
• 1:16:12
  her Tom Cruise obsession when she came out as
• 1:16:14
  a lesbian. The comedian said on a recent episode
• 1:16:17
  of the Good Hang with Amy Poehler podcast that
• 1:16:19
  her fangirling over the Top Gun heartthrob was
• 1:16:21
  more love you, buddy, than lustful. Yeah, she's
• 1:16:24
  not really into penis. Look at her! There's not
• 1:16:28
  a hetero -looking bone in her body! Ah, this
• 1:16:32
  right here. Jessica Simpson is saying, I want
• 1:16:36
  to love you forever. Get away. The singer shares
• 1:16:39
  a series of snaps from her recent Turks and Caicos
• 1:16:42
  vacation. Instagram, August 15. Jessica writes
• 1:16:46
  in the caption, take me back to Turks and Caicos.
• 1:16:49
  Adding, we'll be seeing y 'all again very, very
• 1:16:51
  soon. And bet you'll love her latest vacation
• 1:16:54
  look. And one black and white selfie. Gosh, she's
• 1:16:57
  a hot piece of ass. Just good for you, babe.
• 1:16:59
  You did it! Selena Gomez speaks out amid a legal
• 1:17:04
  battle involving her mental health startup. Yeah,
• 1:17:07
  I don't know. She just seems like kind of a scammer.
• 1:17:12
  She doesn't seem like a woman you want to date.
• 1:17:16
  It's crazy. But I do think that this thing that
• 1:17:21
  she's in trouble with, I don't think, I don't
• 1:17:25
  think she knew what she was signing up for. I
• 1:17:29
  think she's just a stupid celebrity. Alright,
• 1:17:36
  so there's a lawsuit. Justin Trudeau and Katy
• 1:17:42
  Perry are soaking up summer. On Friday, August
• 1:17:46
  14th, the former Canadian Prime Minister shared
• 1:17:48
  a glimpse into the couple's European vacation
• 1:17:50
  as he uploaded photos to Instagram. Alright,
• 1:17:53
  so they went on vacation. The CEO made famous
• 1:18:05
  for laying off hundreds of employees just before
• 1:18:08
  the holidays on a zoom call is now the one demanding
• 1:18:12
  his job back. When it's all said and done and
• 1:18:17
  everyone's at your funeral, you're going to be
• 1:18:19
  remembered as a scumbag. And I hope all, All
• 1:18:24
  the CEOs out there know that. Mm -hmm. Shaw Gar
• 1:18:28
  was fired from his position at... I'm so done
• 1:18:33
  with CEOs, dude. They're just such fucking...
• 1:18:37
  Hayden Panettiere's final Instagram message was
• 1:18:41
  full of love. One month before the Nashville
• 1:18:44
  star died at the age of 36, she appeared to be
• 1:18:48
  enjoying life with her inner circle, sharing
• 1:18:50
  what would become her final post on July 27th.
• 1:18:54
  The Heroes actress captioning a black and white
• 1:18:57
  photograph of herself with friend Randall Slavin,
• 1:18:59
  good times and good friends. I feel like Heroes
• 1:19:02
  came out 10 years too early. On August 16th,
• 1:19:06
  the actress's rep confirmed to multiple outlets
• 1:19:08
  that the star had died, sharing it as... Yeah,
• 1:19:11
  that's right. You know what's the worst? When
• 1:19:14
  you're laying in bed and you start to tell, and
• 1:19:18
  you see that someone that you've not... Not that
• 1:19:21
  I knew him in penitentiary, but like someone
• 1:19:24
  that you've seen around for a quarter century
• 1:19:26
  is dead. No good. With profound sadness that
• 1:19:32
  we share the tragic passing of our beloved Hayden.
• 1:19:35
  Rest in peace, baby. She definitely had a hard
• 1:19:38
  life. With not the greatest parents in the world.
• 1:19:42
  Sid Wilson and Slipknot are officially untied.
• 1:19:48
  Yeah. Nothing worse than like... You just have
• 1:19:55
  the band already. Like, man, are you on a rough
• 1:19:59
  stretch? Heavy metal band. Slipknot confirms
• 1:20:02
  the DJ is no longer a member of the group. Yeah,
• 1:20:06
  I hope he figures it out. There's still something
• 1:20:08
  going on there. Nearly two decades after surviving
• 1:20:13
  a plane crash, Travis Barker opened up like never
• 1:20:16
  before. Welcome back. That's Hollywood from Universal
• 1:20:19
  Studios Hollywood. I'm Mario Lopez. What is it?
• 1:20:21
  2008. That's Hollywood. The Blink -182 drummer
• 1:20:25
  and his friend, Adam DJ A .M. Goldstein, survived
• 1:20:28
  a Learjet crash in South Carolina that killed
• 1:20:31
  four of the six people on board, two close friends,
• 1:20:35
  and... All right, so it's going to be boring.
• 1:20:37
  This is too long of a video, but pretty much
• 1:20:39
  Alabama said before the trip, don't die, daddy.
• 1:20:42
  That's fucking frightening. OJ! You look fantastic.
• 1:20:50
  You have clearly lost a lot of weight. Dude,
• 1:20:53
  John Goodman looks horrendous. I'm sick and tired
• 1:21:00
  of this culture out there where they all think
• 1:21:03
  they need to look so freaking skinny. I don't
• 1:21:06
  want to sound mean because it's just, it's so
• 1:21:08
  mean to say, oh yeah, you look hideous, but you
• 1:21:11
  look horrible. You look dreadful. You look terrible.
• 1:21:15
  What are you doing? You looked good when you
• 1:21:18
  were fat. That's what I hear. John Goodman turning
• 1:21:22
  heads with a new look at his major weight loss.
• 1:21:25
  I wouldn't even know if it was him because he's
• 1:21:27
  at a grocery store. You seem really happy and
• 1:21:31
  healthy. What is the key? Jesus Christ. What
• 1:21:38
  are you doing, man? And this headline right here
• 1:21:41
  relates to me. You're going to have the Today
• 1:21:49
  Show use a clip from Seinfeld because they're
• 1:21:51
  on the right. What are you doing? I got three
• 1:21:54
  kitchens to go. Cooking easy in your thing, you're
• 1:21:58
  in luck. You can get 10 meals for under $7 a
• 1:22:01
  meal. With more demand for quick and easy meals,
• 1:22:04
  grocery chains are offering more ready -to -eat
• 1:22:06
  food deals. Oh, yeah, you got a problem. This
• 1:22:09
  is what I do every day, and I have no idea. You
• 1:22:11
  know, some women. I usually predict what they're
• 1:22:16
  going to eat. Doing meal prep. I just go with
• 1:22:20
  the flow. One night, my favorite history, chicken.
• 1:22:23
  The next night, I don't know. I don't know. $30
• 1:22:28
  for all this food is such a steal. Here's the
• 1:22:31
  thing. It's now become the same price as fast
• 1:22:35
  food. So do I want to go to McDonald's, get an
• 1:22:39
  overpriced burger, or And then spend like $22.
• 1:22:44
  Let's say I spent $22 at Aldi. Now, I mean, Aldi's
• 1:22:51
  is okay, but I spent $22 at McDonald's, okay?
• 1:22:56
  Or I could spend $22 and get BOGO popcorn, munchies
• 1:22:59
  at night, get a few meals. If it's like, it's
• 1:23:04
  just better off. You have leftovers, okay? Happy
• 1:23:09
  101. I got a piss, and I feel like playing another
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  banger, so we'll be right back. Mm -hmm. Hoppy
• 1:23:19
  Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the
• 1:23:27
  morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour will
• 1:23:34
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 1:23:37
  Whenever we're going outside, oh, I smell. we
• 1:23:43
  also need to be affectionate and you can see
• 1:23:46
  that with barack and michelle as well they do
• 1:23:49
  a lot of touching kissing even fisting and we'll
• 1:23:54
  call it a day the semen was so big it's not lacking
• 1:23:58
  any meat and that's what real women need Stop
• 1:24:05
  cussing. It looks like you went and got a job
• 1:24:08
  on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be
• 1:24:10
  in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.
• 1:24:13
  Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
• 1:24:15
  getting railed. But as a reminder, if you don't
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  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 1:24:21
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 1:24:24
  pride in his selection. So stick around, folks.
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  Oh, yeah. Let me press this button right here.
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  Don't worry, Fresno. We'll be right back. We'll
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  be right back. They used to call me chocolate
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  chip, slowly I could not get shawty All the hot
• 1:25:20
  chicks about him, but slowly he start rollin'
• 1:25:22
  deep And bitches start to notice me, and now
• 1:25:24
  I'm on the top In the spot where I'm supposed
• 1:25:27
  to be, and used to be No hope for me, cause hoes
• 1:25:29
  don't fuck with broken cities Used to try to
• 1:25:31
  holler, they was quick to tell me make a plea
• 1:25:33
  Get some cheese, I got some cheese, let them
• 1:25:36
  chickens flock to me So obviously I should be
• 1:25:38
  dogging them like they was dogging me But obviously
• 1:25:40
  I disagree, I disagree Let's go. Let's go. No
• 1:26:19
  animation, bitch, I do me like masturbation Young
• 1:26:25
  money, cash money till I'm killed, nigga Get
• 1:26:28
  my funeral, be over back with real niggas Started
• 1:26:31
  on the blacktop with a few pieces of crack rock
• 1:26:33
  Now it's just hip -hop and this motherfuckin'
• 1:26:36
  black rock Earn my stripes like a motherfuckin'
• 1:26:39
  black sock Now it's like I done hit the motherfuckin'
• 1:26:42
  jackpot Hurricane Katrina hits that motherfuckin'
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  backdrop And see how they get that new Barack
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  Black drop I'm a B .I. I'm a B .I. From the bottom
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  to the top we comin' up From the bottom to the
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  top we comin' up From the bottom to the top we
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  comin' up From the bottom to the top we comin'
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  up From the bottom to the top we comin' up From
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  the bottom to the top we comin' up From the bottom
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  to the top we comin' up From the bottom to the
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  top we comin' up From the bottom to the top we
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  comin' up From the bottom to the top we comin'
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  up I heard about you, baby, and all that ain't
• 1:28:07
  my baby So quit saying that's my baby, well,
• 1:28:10
  you know that ain't my baby It's funny how that
• 1:28:12
  money have been foaming like the rapists Kind
• 1:28:15
  of like them slum is marked in comics in the
• 1:28:17
  80s Yeah, I got my first piece of ass in a crank
• 1:28:20
  house You know what I'm talking about, it might
• 1:28:23
  have been your mom house Broke is a joke, people
• 1:28:26
  used to hate on me now The Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. The other stations are tuned in too. to
• 1:30:47
  go live. Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive.
• 1:30:50
  From the beach to the bay and the city's crazy
• 1:30:52
  moves. We got stories hotter than the Florida
• 1:30:54
  grooves. Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. On
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  happy hour when the real begins. Turn it up loud,
• 1:31:01
  let's get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world,
• 1:31:04
  we bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We
• 1:31:06
  bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing
• 1:31:10
  the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the
• 1:31:13
  fix. Come on. Ryan Hop on the mic speaking fire
• 1:31:16
  again. National Waves and the city's his friend.
• 1:31:20
  Talking headlines, man, you can't resist. Every
• 1:31:22
  scoop it Let's get this gun and a clown. Let's
• 1:31:52
  go. Right. Happy Hot Topic. Let's do it how it
• 1:31:58
  is, bitch. Welcome here on this Friday. I'm Mark
• 1:32:01
  Wilson. I'm Allie Corey. Thanks for being with
• 1:32:04
  us. So first at six, they trusted her to handle
• 1:32:07
  the money for their youth soccer league. What
• 1:32:10
  a pig. then discovered more than $140 ,000 was
• 1:32:14
  missing. So where did it go? Well, the treasurer
• 1:32:17
  for the North Manatee Mutiny Soccer League is
• 1:32:20
  accused... Not mutiny. She's a mutant! I love
• 1:32:26
  that word. She's a mutant! A mutant of all mutants!
• 1:32:33
  Oh yeah, they're totally not going to notice
• 1:32:34
  $140 ,000 gone? What a dummy! First up here at
• 1:32:40
  6, a new grassroots group in St. Pete is taking
• 1:32:43
  aim at the city's flock camera network. Listen,
• 1:32:46
  I don't like flock cameras. I don't think the
• 1:32:48
  cops are using it properly. Not a big fan of
• 1:32:51
  it. But, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 1:32:54
  when you sit around and you're protesting, it's
• 1:32:58
  not going to stop it. No, it's going to stop.
• 1:33:01
  It's a waste of time. Tonight, the Florida Highway
• 1:33:04
  Patrol tells us that troopers broke up a large
• 1:33:07
  street takeover in Tampa last night. Take a look
• 1:33:10
  at some of these photos from that scene. They
• 1:33:12
  say it happened shortly after midnight near US
• 1:33:16
  301 and Columbus Drive. Yeah, that's why it's
• 1:33:19
  in that area. And there's more about it here.
• 1:33:23
  Well, 16 people were arrested early this morning
• 1:33:26
  after Florida Highway Patrol broke up a street
• 1:33:28
  takeover and it took multiple troopers stepping
• 1:33:31
  in to stop it. It all started at an industrial
• 1:33:34
  complex in Brandon, and that's where we find
• 1:33:36
  FOX 13's ding. They got way too much time in
• 1:33:39
  Brandon. Just go to the sex club and get your
• 1:33:41
  rocks off. That's all you gotta do. Goddamn.
• 1:33:48
  Tonight, the nationwide debate over those privacy
• 1:33:50
  risks posed by flock cameras. All right, I'm
• 1:33:53
  getting sick of flock cameras. Obviously, they
• 1:33:55
  suck. Tired of talking about it. Jesus Christ.
• 1:34:01
  Floor cameras, dancers, all the same thing. These
• 1:34:06
  fuckheads here. Happening today, the Rays expected
• 1:34:09
  to pick a construction firm to build their new
• 1:34:11
  stadium in Tampa. It's a sign the team is moving
• 1:34:13
  forward with plans for the new ballpark. Yeah,
• 1:34:16
  it doesn't mean deadly squat. And all the things
• 1:34:21
  freaking built, I can see them stopping halfway
• 1:34:23
  through. Because they're bitches. The Rays are.
• 1:34:28
  All right. Time for you. Brian Hoppy on the mic,
• 1:34:39
  breaking down the scenes. NBA drama, living out
• 1:34:43
  the dreams. Fence Wives Wilder, stories about
• 1:34:45
  the queens. Dropping all his bombs all in on
• 1:34:48
  the schemes. Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it
• 1:34:51
  all. From sandals to the court, rise and fall.
• 1:34:54
  Tune in, now you'll have a ball. M .J. to Kobe,
• 1:35:00
  legends in the game. Shaq's big presence, true
• 1:35:03
  hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't plain
• 1:35:06
  tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left the same.
• 1:35:10
  Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all. From sandals
• 1:35:13
  to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 1:35:16
  have a ball. Hoppy, y 'all got that shock and
• 1:35:19
  all. All right. No. No! Hoppy Hot Topic! As we
• 1:35:27
  all know. Russell Westbrook announced his retirement
• 1:35:30
  yesterday and Kevin Durant made a long post about
• 1:35:33
  it. He posted saying, I remember asking assistant
• 1:35:35
  coach Mo Cheeks, what's harder to do, workout
• 1:35:38
  after practice or before? I only asked because
• 1:35:41
  by the time I would get to the gym, Russ was
• 1:35:43
  already done in the morning and I usually got
• 1:35:45
  mine in after practice. Mo like, coming in before
• 1:35:48
  practice is probably harder. Since then, it's
• 1:35:51
  been my routine. A lot of people looked at the
• 1:35:53
  emotions on the court. So Kevin Durant gave Russell
• 1:35:57
  Walsh, Russell Walsh broke a shout out. I always
• 1:35:59
  got them both mixed up. Russell Walsh and Russell,
• 1:36:01
  I mean, I get what they're different, but. Ah,
• 1:36:03
  here's Curry talking about LeBron James. I want
• 1:36:06
  to talk about your relationship with Bron. You,
• 1:36:10
  there's a story that it's been told to me, but
• 1:36:12
  like he came and saw you play when you were still
• 1:36:14
  in college and like he gave you a jersey or something
• 1:36:17
  like that. Do you still have that jersey? I do.
• 1:36:20
  It's in my, my pop's house in Charlotte, but.
• 1:36:24
  We were playing in Elite Eight against, no, sorry,
• 1:36:27
  Sweet 16 against Wisconsin in 2008. And he came
• 1:36:32
  to Ford Field in Detroit and watched that game.
• 1:36:39
  And I went off and they, obviously, they would
• 1:36:40
  cut to him every time I hit a bucket. He was
• 1:36:43
  doing, you know, the animated, you know, celebrations
• 1:36:45
  and all that. Making it about him. I didn't get
• 1:36:48
  to see him that day. He left, like, we were,
• 1:36:50
  the game was over. We were, like, three minutes
• 1:36:52
  left and he left. But then fast forward to fall.
• 1:36:55
  Sounds like him leaving early. Falling year,
• 1:36:57
  they were in Charlotte. I mean, he doesn't even
• 1:36:59
  say goodbye when he loses a playoff game. Playing
• 1:37:02
  the Bobcats at the time, and we were playing
• 1:37:04
  like the 1 o 'clock game against NC State. And
• 1:37:08
  he came to the game that afternoon, sat courtside,
• 1:37:12
  dropped 40 -something, and it was the same kind
• 1:37:16
  of thing. And that's when I first met him. I
• 1:37:20
  came back to the game that night. So there's
• 1:37:22
  when he met him. And after the game, he came
• 1:37:25
  out the locker room with the jersey and was like
• 1:37:26
  the king of basketball. So there's that story.
• 1:37:29
  And here's Stephen Curry talking about his friendship
• 1:37:33
  with Obama. Partners with the Obamas or Michelle
• 1:37:36
  Obama as a part of this. You have a close relationship
• 1:37:39
  with them, it seems. What is that like? Oh, yeah,
• 1:37:43
  it's the two empty relationships known as Michelle
• 1:37:47
  and Barack and Steph and Aisha. I bet they switch
• 1:37:51
  off. Like, are you, do they have phone numbers?
• 1:37:54
  Like, are you texting them and calling them?
• 1:37:56
  Or do you have to go through channels? Like,
• 1:37:57
  how do you communicate? As you can imagine, there
• 1:38:00
  are levels to what it means to be a part of the
• 1:38:03
  Obama family. But they're accessible, let's put
• 1:38:06
  it that way. We are definitely, you know, the
• 1:38:10
  friendship is there. The mentorship is there.
• 1:38:14
  And especially, you know, President Obama has
• 1:38:16
  been an unbelievable voice for me in terms of
• 1:38:19
  certain things. I can just call him, ask him
• 1:38:21
  a question. He's always hyping me up on the court.
• 1:38:25
  And to have now something that we get to do with
• 1:38:28
  Michelle and something that she's passionate
• 1:38:30
  about and has been for a while and has taken
• 1:38:32
  her time to develop a product that she stands
• 1:38:35
  behind, like, that's a big deal. So it's still
• 1:38:37
  surreal, like, to even, like, talk like that.
• 1:38:43
  But there's good people to be partners with,
• 1:38:46
  for sure. Just to have, like, President Obama's
• 1:38:49
  number in the context is kind of fun. I couldn't
• 1:38:52
  save his number as that. No, of course not. Yeah,
• 1:38:55
  it's probably his side checks, man. And then
• 1:38:58
  here is why Curry chose a smaller college. That's
• 1:39:02
  a great question. I don't think so because the
• 1:39:07
  brand of basketball that I play now was predicated
• 1:39:11
  on a system that Davidson College, Bob McKillop,
• 1:39:14
  mastered. And the only reason I think I'm successful
• 1:39:17
  at it is because I got to learn with reps. So
• 1:39:20
  having gone to Tech or Duke or whatever, maybe
• 1:39:23
  I'll ride the bench my freshman year and I'll
• 1:39:25
  get that experience. I don't know if I'd be the
• 1:39:26
  same player. That's a good thing. And Charles
• 1:39:30
  Oakley. Failed to prove he was assaulted during
• 1:39:33
  the 2017 infamous ejection. Now here is one of
• 1:39:39
  my radio heroes, Scott Farrell. You can definitely
• 1:39:45
  tell my over -the -top voice comes from Scott
• 1:39:47
  Farrell. Hey, I'm Scott Farrell and you're listening
• 1:39:51
  to Hoppy Hour with my boy Ryan Hoppy. You're
• 1:39:55
  shaking up with my boy Ryan Hoppy on Hoppy Hour.
• 1:40:03
  Here is Scott Farrell talking about why Russell
• 1:40:06
  Westbrook didn't win a ring. Why the fuck did
• 1:40:10
  those guys not win a ring? And by the way, just
• 1:40:12
  to throw it out there, dude, Russell Westbrook
• 1:40:14
  never got a ring. Never got a chip. Never got
• 1:40:17
  a ring. So you're talking about when he played
• 1:40:18
  for the Thunder? Of course, man. I mean, look
• 1:40:20
  at that team. It was unstoppable, but it was
• 1:40:23
  stoppable. You know, I'll give you this. I thought
• 1:40:26
  it was really classy of KD to talk about how
• 1:40:29
  much he meant to him when he announced that he
• 1:40:32
  was retiring. KD was one of the first guys to
• 1:40:36
  reach out and say, look, my entire life, I've
• 1:40:39
  never had more fun with anyone. I've never had
• 1:40:41
  more like talks with anyone, more jokes with
• 1:40:45
  anyone, more bus rides with anyone, more locker
• 1:40:48
  room jokes, everything. So he loved playing with
• 1:40:52
  him in Oak City. And let's face facts, they were
• 1:40:55
  a great team when they were young and they had
• 1:40:58
  the beard with them and they were stupid and
• 1:41:00
  had no idea how good they were and how close
• 1:41:04
  they came to actually winning a title. And then
• 1:41:09
  they all went their separate ways. And let's
• 1:41:11
  face facts, he really wasn't a factor in super
• 1:41:15
  teams. But Beard and KD were. Yeah, except here's
• 1:41:20
  the other thing, too. Now, listen, KD, we know
• 1:41:22
  where he went. We know he got his chips. He know,
• 1:41:25
  you know, when you find a guy like Curry in his
• 1:41:27
  prime, that's a pretty good stop. OK, so listen,
• 1:41:30
  KD was was, by the way, Scott, he was the MVP.
• 1:41:33
  In both those series. So let's give KD his props.
• 1:41:36
  But at the same time, you still have to recognize
• 1:41:38
  that Harden and Westbrook combined are going
• 1:41:41
  to play about 36 years of NBA basketball. And
• 1:41:44
  between them, they'll have zero rings. Listen,
• 1:41:46
  that's really insane when you think about it.
• 1:41:49
  And I mean, I think Beard has been one of the
• 1:41:54
  most jinxed postseason players ever. Joker. And
• 1:41:58
  it is what it is, but look. It's a joke. Mm -hmm.
• 1:42:01
  There's Skyfram. Ah, it's the only guy here.
• 1:42:13
  Now, let's talk about basketball legend Michael
• 1:42:16
  Jordan. Back in 2009, K -Millionaire attended
• 1:42:20
  a Michael Jordan charity event, spending about
• 1:42:22
  $7 ,000 on a Jordan jersey to support the cause.
• 1:42:26
  After the event, K -Millionaire approached Michael
• 1:42:29
  Jordan for a photo, but Jordan refused. K -Millionaire
• 1:42:32
  was shocked, especially since he had just donated
• 1:42:35
  to the charity. He reminded Jordan of his support,
• 1:42:38
  but Jordan reportedly replied, You pay $15 ,000
• 1:42:42
  right now for a jersey from me, and I'll take
• 1:42:46
  the picture with you. Wow. Yeah, Jordan dummy
• 1:42:50
  to heroes. Mm -hmm. Jordan Woods just scored
• 1:42:54
  her own ring after six years. From Jordan to
• 1:42:57
  Jordan. Together, New York Knicks star Carl Anthony.
• 1:43:01
  Star. Towns and Woods tied the knot. Good for
• 1:43:06
  them. Mm -hmm. All right. It's time for radio
• 1:43:10
  news. Mm -hmm. Wrong button, right? Marvin! Radio
• 1:43:18
  news. Radio snitching right here. Hey, y 'all.
• 1:43:25
  Hey, y 'all. Motherfuckers. I make killings.
• 1:43:31
  Show your ass. Motherfuckers. I hate. Hey, y
• 1:43:35
  'all. Yo. Yo. Static crackles, Hoppy on the air
• 1:43:38
  Spilling radio secrets, man, we don't care Tearing
• 1:43:41
  out the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ drama,
• 1:43:45
  he's the one who dares Program directors scheming
• 1:43:48
  in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged like
• 1:43:50
  monsoons Fake callers on the line, they rehearse
• 1:43:53
  too soon Truth hits harder than a bass line,
• 1:43:56
  boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting the truth
• 1:44:07
  Morning shows faker than they laughs at six Producers
• 1:44:10
  ghost write, hosts write the scripts Interns
• 1:44:12
  runnin' miles, unpaid trips While the suits sip
• 1:44:15
  coffee, countin' clicks He's the voice that the
• 1:44:18
  FM fears Mic in hand, cuttin' through veneers
• 1:44:22
  Pullin' cards, no regard for careers Broadcast
• 1:44:25
  assassin, they all in tears Jingle, jinglin',
• 1:44:28
  fake contests ringin' Same time, 40, same song
• 1:44:31
  singin' Corporate puppets, strings all clingin'
• 1:44:47
  Oh yeah, today in Radio Executives Wonder Why
• 1:44:51
  Radio's Dying and then this happens. A Kansas
• 1:44:55
  City radio station has changed its format and
• 1:44:57
  reportedly it's laid off most, if not all, of
• 1:45:00
  its entire staff. I never want to hear, okay,
• 1:45:02
  if radio doesn't want to be popular, that's fine.
• 1:45:05
  If radio doesn't want to be relevant, that's
• 1:45:08
  fine. If radio doesn't want to be on the top
• 1:45:10
  of people's minds, that's fine. Because that's
• 1:45:12
  the direction you're doing by laying everybody
• 1:45:15
  off so the CEOs don't have to take a pay cut.
• 1:45:20
  Again, radio listeners aren't stupid. And the
• 1:45:25
  thing is, they get a parasocial relationship
• 1:45:27
  listening to these people every day. And then
• 1:45:32
  you lay them off and then go, gee, why is nobody
• 1:45:35
  listening to us? Because you're not trustworthy.
• 1:45:38
  Power 105 .1 listeners no longer are hearing
• 1:45:41
  hip hop or the familiar on -air personalities.
• 1:45:44
  Yeah, that's the word, familiar. They know them.
• 1:45:49
  But done again. What do I know? Marco, live outside
• 1:45:54
  of Cumulus Radio's Overland Park radio stations.
• 1:45:57
  Dave? And I'm told that these layoffs are affecting
• 1:46:02
  about 12 employees here. That's good, 12 people
• 1:46:05
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  the same five songs! She says yesterday, the
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  who was doing mornings with Lux over there. Said
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  thank you to me for all my years and that the
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  time was over and all good things must come to
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  And the boomers gave the Gen X an opportunity
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  you next time. We'll be right back. Happy Hot
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  Topic. A local pool contractor says he did nothing
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  Jonathan Walsh here in the city of Parma after
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  keep people from looking at their own lives and
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  realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you
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• 1:58:16
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  in the lead now Weezy told me just write every
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  single thing you need down Then he got it for
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  me and I'm happy as can be now Bout to start
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  ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah, and
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  I should have the most braggin' rights Because
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  a nigga's spit cracked, baggin' tight Able rappers
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  say they tryin' to get their swagger right fire
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  than a dragon fight you pussy ass hater you should
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  do you you ain't heard of me then you should
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  go and get a blues clue oops i mean a red clue
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  wayne's here suwu betty felt that like the end
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  of a pool cue but i ain't banging i ain't waving
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  no flag i'm atf but they ain't seeing no badge
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  it's heartbreak drake i hate to see him so sad
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  i could sun you See a little me and your dad
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  I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up
• 2:20:15
  on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere
• 2:20:17
  they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley
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  Burning like a camel light, stupid hoe, ask me
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  But don't ask me shit about me And know the game
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  really ain't shit without me She might have to
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  pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if
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  it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and
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  see This is my promise. I'ma bring that barrel
• 2:20:51
  to them bitches' eyeliners. And what I make up
• 2:20:54
  would fuck up your skin. I pick the butt up and
• 2:20:56
  butt fuck, then butt fuck again. I would butt
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  fuck your friend, then suck up her twin. I put
• 2:21:01
  the butt up to him, then butt fuck and butt fuck
• 2:21:04
  and butt fuck again. Suck nut, you don't fuck
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  your unloving kin. Now don't rub it in like Uberderm
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  on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up
• 2:21:14
  out my casso. That who never had that. Always
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  had a black tooth Even when I was at school Cause
• 2:21:20
  bullies aren't bulletproof Reds call putty too
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  Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker
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  The only thing in the hood is you I do everything
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  good as you know I do everything better I get
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  paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone
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  Like a dog, motherfucker I am gone for your neck
• 2:21:37
  Intercept, intercept Bring it back like Work
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  in the trunk And my ex is coming up Yeah, I am
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  headed to the butt Like, butt, butt Again, Mike
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  Fly to L .A. and just fuck Karen. Nah, fuck Karen.
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  Let's get bucks again. And fucking spend them
• 2:21:54
  bucks and then just fuck Karen. If I told you
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  I'm doing, I did it. Got my city, I'ma fit it.
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  Bout to pop out, let's get it, let's get it.
• 2:22:02
  Motherfucker, what you waiting on? It is bottom
• 2:22:04
  in the best business. I'm about to get shitty,
• 2:22:07
  I'm with it. If money is the it, you want me
• 2:22:09
  with it. I probably just spit on the chick you
• 2:22:12
  want me with. And I hate a phony bitch. Only
• 2:22:14
  like I'm only thick and I own hip hop. If you
• 2:22:17
  don't spit, I'm gon' need fit. And I just sold
• 2:22:19
  a lot of property to a buyer. And I think his
• 2:22:22
  name was kind of like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or
• 2:22:24
  Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play father.
• 2:22:27
  And when it comes to the game, I'm too willing
• 2:22:29
  to play harder. So harder I do. There he go.
• 2:22:32
  They chant MVP when I shoot a free throw. CEO.
• 2:22:37
  Jazz, what they do? They hate on their face and
• 2:22:40
  in their ass is a shoe faster than you, badder
• 2:22:43
  than you, radder than you, etc. I told you I
• 2:22:47
  get paid by the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F,
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  G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, O,
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  P, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
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  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Young Moolah,
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  baby. Droppin' wisdom through streams Syndicated
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  Skaro, now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the
• 2:23:36
  happy hour is comin' still close Radio waves
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  made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy dissolvin'
• 2:23:43
  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's
• 2:23:45
  just so unfair All night buzzin' with the laughter's
• 2:23:54
  growin' dim Ear drums mixin' happy like fingers
• 2:23:57
  without bones Thanks for watching! is rolling
• 2:24:22
  dim. Eardrums mix and hoppy like figures without
• 2:24:25
  brains. G -H -X to F -E -M. Shadows hit the street,
• 2:24:28
  but soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 2:24:30
  the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close.
• 2:24:34
  Radio waves fade like a Wilson Rose. Laughter
• 2:24:37
  and joy dissolving in the air is Like clockwork
• 2:24:55
  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
• 2:24:57
  the TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
• 2:25:01
  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
• 2:25:03
  a canyon line Line Can't you see your silence
• 2:25:12
  I've become into an end Like a rollercoaster
• 2:25:14
  stopping While the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes
• 2:25:17
  and jabs He's our daily grind Now silence will
• 2:25:20
  remember Thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy
• 2:25:23
  Hour Coming too close. Radio waves. They don't
• 2:25:26
  like the wilting pose. Laughter and joy. And
• 2:26:01
  like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell
• 2:26:05
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 2:26:10
  is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll
• 2:26:13
  call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
• 2:26:22
  Hour. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
• 2:26:44
  night, and God bless America. Door is closing.