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Gone with the 60 Seconds · Very Fine Friends

• 0:00
  Francis I know this is not going to be a surprise to you because you're in my house and you can see
• 0:18
  all the boxes but I'm moving and I hate it I like I know oh my god I'm so sorry well I
• 0:25
  Where are you going?
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  The act of moving.
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  I'm excited to be in a new place.
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  But the act of moving might be the worst thing in the world.
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  It's horrible.
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  I know.
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  Listen, I've moved.
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  I get it.
• 0:42
  Yeah.
• 0:43
  Yeah.
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  It's just really, we'll test the bonds of your marriage.
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  Most divorces happen during.
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  Mid move.
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  Cheating and then moving.
• 0:51
  Hmm.
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  You're right.
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  Cheating would be more fun.
• 0:54
  Yeah.
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  Because moving sucks.
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  yeah i'm getting nothing out of this yeah um are you doing a lot of the the work no thank goodness
• 1:03
  good i i mean really it's as far as moving goes i it's very minimal for me so yeah it's it's i
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  don't know why i'm complaining other than it's just it's just kind of general stress levels
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  that's just like and then you like look around and you're like oh my god i have so much crap
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  yeah um that was hard for me too because i moved i've moved like six or seven times
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  as an adult.
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  And every time it's like, why do I own things?
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  Yeah.
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  And then you get settled into a place and you're like, ooh, things.
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  Let's get more.
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  I own many things.
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  Yeah, let's get more things.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, I'm sorry.
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  That's really hard.
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  It's all right.
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  It'll be over soon.
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  Specifically tomorrow.
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  Oh, it's so exciting.
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  Yeah.
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  I can't wait to be there.
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  Yeah.
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  Yep.
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  You have your own room.
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  maybe after you're out of here we should break in here every week even still record yeah like
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  scared of new people yeah just the family that moves in here we'll just they'll have to get used
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  to it yeah i don't know how we're gonna stay funny while also holding guns at people but i do
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  this is great um what sort of housewarming gift should i bring you
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  whatever surprised me i don't want to know okay it'll be a nice surprise okay
• 2:21
  all right welcome to very fine friends a podcast where friends talk about stuff
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  well you know what's going on my my life francis how are you
• 2:35
  i'm good good yeah i just dropped a class oh nice yeah let me tell you why okay so a few
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  semesters ago i took an online class but they made you go do tests in person for my online
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  class and I hate going to proctored exams.
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  Yeah.
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  The lady who works there was kind of a big old B.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  So.
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  For those who don't know, B stands for bitch.
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  Yes.
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  No.
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  She wishes she was a boof.
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  She was a biatch.
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  So anywho, as soon as this class started just now, it was like, here's your syllabus.
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  Oh, you'll have to go take proctored exams.
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  I was like, nope.
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  And I just dropped it.
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  Wow.
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  And I picked up another one for next semester.
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  Nice.
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  so yeah cool good for you thanks what if the next one is also proctor what if it's all just like
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  it can't be because the one i'm in now isn't so you just gotta keep going till you find what
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  you're looking for that's good advice listeners don't settle yeah don't settle yeah
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  unless you want to and then do unless you're out of options yeah some of you probably should settle
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  Unless you're soil at a construction site.
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  Yes.
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  Soil at construction site, if you're listening, and we know you are.
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  Don't settle.
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  Or do settle.
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  Do settle.
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  We need to get this done.
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  What if we just empowered a whole bunch of soil at construction sites not to settle,
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  and then now, like, no buildings get built?
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  and there's this huge crisis in construction all over the world.
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  We can't abandon soil now.
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  Oh, well, no, I mean, we're Team Soil for sure.
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  So whatever they decide to do, we're on board.
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  But I like that all work is coming to a halt because of us.
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  Yeah.
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  So sorry.
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  So sorry.
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  This had to happen.
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  Soil's been settling long enough.
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  It's time for Soil to be with someone hot.
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  Yeah.
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  Like me.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Soil, come.
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  I've got a new place, Soil.
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  Oh, you're going to love it.
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  Oh, you're going to love it.
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  It's going to be so great.
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  Quick interruption.
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  Every week on the podcast, we do something where our producer, Joe, gives Francis and
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  I each our own secret word.
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  Throughout the course of the podcast, we need to find a way to slip the secret word into
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  our conversation without the other person noticing.
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  If the other person can correctly guess the secret word, they get a point.
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  and right before we die we add up all the points and then we get a prize whoever has the most points
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  for guessing the most secret words here's joe with today's secret words jenna's secret word
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  is brittle jenna's decoy word is newcomers francis's secret word is slaying francis's
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  decoy word is giveaway all right back to the podcast it's time to get into our first segment
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  which is as always the invention of the week
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  inventions
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  okay all right so this is a little saucy
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  Ooh.
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  I'm going to try to describe it as PG as possible.
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  Okay.
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  But it's not PG.
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  Oh, no.
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  This is an invention for lovers, but it's a two-part.
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  And the first half could be for just friends.
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  It could be for anyone you know.
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  Okay.
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  Then the next half is for lovers.
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  Whoa.
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  This is a big buildup.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Okay.
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  You know how sometimes you're not in the same place as someone that you want to be with?
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  I do know that.
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  Yeah.
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  You know how you want to go out to dinner with them, but they live in Rhode Island.
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  I do know that.
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  Yeah, and you don't.
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  I know.
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  Well.
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  Well, starting tomorrow, I will.
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  Just kidding.
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  Not moving to Rhode Island.
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  Oh, yes.
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  Good.
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  Because I don't want to have to follow you there.
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  Anyway.
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  Go on.
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  This half of my invention is a holographic device that basically you can go to a restaurant and it projects the other person across the booth from you.
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  And wherever they are, it's projecting you.
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  So yes, you're at a table for one, but it's like you're having dinner with your friend.
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  Okay.
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  Pretty cool, right?
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  Sure.
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  Alright.
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  Should I wait until the end for comments?
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  That's the first half.
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  Alright.
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  Here's where it gets good.
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  Alright.
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  This is when it gets a little...
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  This is for saucy.
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  This is...
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  You'll see.
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  You're gonna love this.
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  Okay.
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  You know how sometimes your significant other is in another state?
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  I do know that.
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  And you're not?
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  Yes.
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  Or they're on a work trip.
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  They're in Rhode Island and you're here.
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  You're here, yeah.
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  But you know how you're...
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  We're...
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  Horny species.
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  I've heard of that.
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  It's hard to...
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  Yeah, that's why there's so many hobbies.
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  Because people have to think about something else.
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  What if I told you?
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  that just because your husband is at a work conference in Rhode Island,
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  you could still, quote-unquote, be marital.
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  Okay.
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  Perform the marital act?
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  Yeah, and here's how.
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  Okay.
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  It's a two-part system.
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  He's got some of the components, and you've got the other at home.
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  And basically, these two components, which are connected via internet and Wi-Fi,
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  communicate to the other device what's happening in the other place.
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  So, the one person...
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  Okay.
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  Let me just put this in PG terms.
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  Let's say you're drinking out of a glass.
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  Yes, okay.
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  In Phoenix.
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  All right.
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  In Rhode Island, the other device feels like it's being drunk out of.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  And vice versa.
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  So you can do whatever you want, and the other person knows what's happening.
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  Is there some kind of video interface to this?
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  Or hologram?
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  If you remember the first half of this.
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  Yeah, I was trying to connect those dots.
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  You did it.
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  It's not just for friends.
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  Yes, there is a picture in picture.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  Here's my first thought.
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  Could this be accomplished with just propping up an iPad against a seat and just video calling somebody?
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  Okay, I've tried really hard not to be gross.
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  Let me just take one more stab at it.
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  Well, let's address the first part.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  You're saying you don't need the hologram?
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  Well, I mean, you're saying a hologram projects like they're sitting there with you.
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  Yeah.
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  Couldn't you just prop an iPad up against a chair and so you're seeing like the top half of somebody and then you're still talking to them?
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  Or the bottom half if that's what you prefer.
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  Yeah, depending on how you normally eat dinner with your friends.
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  I'm going to be honest.
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  Yeah, you could.
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  But a hologram is way more interesting, and they look corporeal in front of you.
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  And if they're eating a lamb chop, you're watching it.
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  So it's literally like you're having dinner together instead of I'm on the phone with someone.
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  But the video would do the same thing.
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  You'd see them eating a lamb chop.
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  In 2D.
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  you want oh you want that lamb to be coming right yeah i want to see it's like you're there
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  yeah oh nice you guys have like little food fights and the wait steps like
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  um did that answer your question uh yes the part where you said i'm gonna be honest
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  you could answer my question.
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  Don't you agree that there's
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  value of having someone 3D
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  in front of you?
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  I mean, it depends on how good the hologram is.
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  Do we have that kind of good hologram
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  technology? Yes, it's very good.
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  We're there. And it's proprietary.
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  Oh, good. Thank goodness.
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  Thank God we have the
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  rights to it. We've tweaked it. Ours is
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  slightly better. Okay.
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  They do it now with dead celebrities
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  at, like, concerts. Yeah. No one's
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  complaining about that.
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  No one's in the audience going, why aren't we just using an iPad?
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  Well, I think because they're dead.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  You could really set up an iPad on Tupac right now and have it be this.
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  Have they even tried?
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  Yes.
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  It did not go well.
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  You didn't answer.
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  The estate of Tupac has put a restraining order against me.
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  I am not allowed within 1,000 feet of his coffin.
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  You're brave for talking about it now.
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  Thank you.
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  I wasn't going to ever admit this out loud, but that is the case.
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  Okay.
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  As for the other part.
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  Yes.
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  I would think.
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  There's okay.
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  there's a lot that probably couldn't be replicated by this device
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  is my guess well the first edition is just mostly to get us into market technology will improve over
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  time okay so this is just a kind of first to market proof of concept type invention well yes
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  And, you know, the main thing is you absolutely...
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  You know those devices where someone has a remote and they can control the intensity and the other person has it?
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  Yeah.
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  It's kind of like that, but better.
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  Why not just...
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  Well, it seems like a lot...
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  I mean, there's more than just, like, sipping cups involved, right?
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  uh-huh there yeah yeah so picture this there's a life size
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  doll robot yeah robot yeah you know that's with each person
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  so it's a sex robot
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  that the other person controls
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  think of the cheating this will prevent now people will just be getting divorced because of moves
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  but they're moves that you're initiating 2 000 miles away
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  oh i meant like moves like to a new house
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  from before oh yeah yeah i'm there yeah
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  okay definitely people will buy people definitely this is a moneymaker definitely people will buy
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  this yeah we could even do like a giveaway at the beginning and getting it out into the market first
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  is part of your so you're saying even though the technology will catch up to your idea
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  and so eventually
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  any newcomers
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  to the industry
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  are going to
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  they're going to be like well we weren't here first
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  so our product's not going to be
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  as good. Right and they didn't have the
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  giveaway. Right right
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  I forgot about the giveaway. Yeah.
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  What was the giveaway again?
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  A tote?
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  Yeah.
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  I can't believe I guessed the giveaway right away.
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  Yeah.
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  In a water bottle.
• 15:47
  Oh, okay.
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  But not a reusable water bottle, just a little Poland Springs water bottle.
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  We don't even change the label.
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  No.
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  Yeah.
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  But hey, one more water bottle than you had before the giveaway, so.
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  Yeah.
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  Stop complaining.
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  You have your sex robot.
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  just shut up
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  enjoy your water
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  oh I'm sorry
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  I didn't mean to cheapen
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  this invention
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  it's for lovers
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  or people who want to eat dinner
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  that Venn diagram is a circle my friend
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  how are these two
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  really related
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  I don't know.
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  This didn't have to be a two-part thing.
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  Because there's a hologram on one side and a robot on another.
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  It's two separate.
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  Well, I figured sometimes you got to dinner before.
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  So what if...
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  Okay.
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  So this is dinner.
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  This is a dinner date.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  What if the robot went to dinner and then the other person maybe just had like a...
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  a face, like,
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  projection of the face on the robot's face,
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  but then because the other person on the other end
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  is controlling the robot, as we know,
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  from the aforementioned lovemaking.
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  Yeah.
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  What if, yeah, then we'll just have it be the robot
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  and no hologram.
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  Because then they could still control it.
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  At dinner.
• 17:35
  That's asking a lot of the restaurant.
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  You're right.
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  It's just a step too far.
• 17:44
  Yeah.
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  I think that we just need to see this in practice and then find out what works and what doesn't.
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  Okay.
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  Listeners, if you want to be a beta tester for this, drop us a line on social media at veryfinefriends on all platforms.
• 18:02
  What are we calling this?
• 18:07
  You seem exasperated by that.
• 18:08
  Well, I don't know.
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  I want it to be sweet.
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  Wine me, dine me, and 69.
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  Oh, no.
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  No.
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  No.
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  Then sweet people won't purchase it.
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  Like Cuddlebot.
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  Or like Far and Wide.
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  um
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  feel it
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  no
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  feel it
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  okay
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  cuddle bot
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  it's you
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  no
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  what's a word for
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  distance is the wrong distance
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  right distance
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  relationship
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  Right distance.
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  I guess it'll be okay.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  This could be great for prisons.
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  We'll license it to the state penitentiaries.
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  Oh, can you imagine? That's disgusting.
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  No.
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  Prisoners are just going to be...
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  That's all that's going to be happening.
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  We're here for the money.
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  Only if they're good.
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  It's like a conjugal visit.
• 19:25
  a big branch just flew into my line of sight from out the window it was really distracting
• 19:31
  yeah it was scary looked like it came from the sky people are see how desperate people are to
• 19:35
  get this product they're climbing through the trees to come get it hydraulic kiss do we like
• 19:42
  that hydraulic kiss yeah like a hydraulic press but a kiss uh that just sounds like an industrial kiss
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  i guess it is okay well i can guarantee this will sell because anything even remotely
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  sex related does sell so i'd be a fool not to be on board yeah you need to invest and our what
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  sets us apart from normal of those is that this is a specifically about love oh so you wait do
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  Do people have to prove they're in love to buy it?
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  If they want a discount.
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  If they want the tote.
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  And the Poland Springs.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  So how do they prove it?
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  They submit a video.
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  One from Rhode Island and one from wherever else they are.
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  And they say three things they like about the other person.
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  and then they kiss the crook of their elbow as though it were the person and if the kisses match
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  we know so then we line up the two videos next to each other and then using our proprietary
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  technology you get it it magically melds them together and be like oh that is actually what
• 21:05
  those two people have clearly made out before and they get ten dollars off okay and what what is the
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  price point of this
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  love
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  robot, love making robot?
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  For the set?
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  Yes. $1,499.
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  Okay, so for
• 21:23
  if you can prove you're in love, it's $1,489.
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  $1,489.
• 21:29
  Yeah.
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  Okay. Yeah. This will actually promote
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  people to go in love.
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  Like, oh shoot, I better
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  fall in love because I need that $10.
• 21:37
  I need that $10, yeah.
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  We could be the next...
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  Like matchmakers of the country.
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  You're welcome, America.
• 21:46
  Yeah.
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  Subscribe.
• 21:49
  Yeah.
• 21:51
  I'm looking at you, lady who proctors exams.
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  Oh, God, I hated that woman.
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  Okay.
• 21:59
  Well, right distance relationship.
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  Let's see.
• 22:03
  Hearing it from you, I like it.
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  Yeah.
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  Joe?
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  Yeah.
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  Joe's on board.
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  Okay.
• 22:10
  Well, we're going to make a ton of money on this.
• 22:16
  Go to verifiedfriends.com to pick up your own set and to submit your videos to prove that you're in love.
• 22:25
  Don't worry.
• 22:25
  We have strong data protection and these videos will not leak.
• 22:28
  No.
• 22:30
  We have proprietary data.
• 22:34
  Something tells me there's going to be a lot of people with moist elbow crooks real soon.
• 22:39
  Oh, God, I hope so.
• 22:40
  So what if we're walking around and we just see a bunch of old moist crooks and we're like...
• 22:45
  Did you get the discount?
• 22:46
  Yeah.
• 22:46
  Good for you.
• 22:47
  Bunch of moist crooks.
• 22:49
  Yeah.
• 22:51
  Again, I don't know how the first half and the second half really...
• 22:54
  I don't think they need to be connected unless it's the same technology, but...
• 22:58
  It's a discount if you buy them together.
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  If you don't care about going to dinner.
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  What's that discount?
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  And how do you...
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  Do people have to prove that they're using it with friends?
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  It's $11.
• 23:10
  whoa more for friendship huh i guess when you're in love you don't need as you're just happy to be
• 23:15
  in love listen as an adult it's harder to make friend true friends than to fall in love yeah
• 23:21
  love is statistically speaking yeah that that is just true they know it's true everyone knows
• 23:29
  yeah much much partners are partners but friends are friends that's 10 harder yeah so that's why
• 23:39
  I get 10% more of a discount.
• 23:42
  Yeah, you get it.
• 23:43
  Yeah.
• 23:43
  So you don't have to, but why wouldn't you?
• 23:46
  Yeah, I mean, exactly.
• 23:48
  Don't be stupid, people.
• 23:49
  Yeah.
• 23:50
  Ignorami.
• 23:51
  Nice.
• 23:52
  Thanks.
• 23:55
  Good plural.
• 23:57
  Latin plural.
• 23:58
  Thank you.
• 23:59
  That wraps up the invention of the week.
• 24:04
  it's time for our next segment this just in
• 24:13
  this just in our next segment is this just in
• 24:20
  we got breaking news here on the pod uh our producer joe
• 24:27
  has just
• 24:31
  oh
• 24:32
  oh my gosh
• 24:34
  horrible horrible news
• 24:37
  we've just been handed a piece of paper from our
• 24:39
  producer Joe
• 24:40
  I
• 24:42
  I even hate to talk about this on the heels of
• 24:45
  such like what was such a
• 24:46
  fun fun topic with the invention of the
• 24:49
  week
• 24:49
  are you okay
• 24:53
  I'm okay I can do this
• 24:54
  I can do this
• 24:55
  a blimp has exploded
• 25:01
  the hindenburg the hindenburg
• 25:06
  is i i can't see how there's any survivors i can't believe this i have stock in the hindenburg
• 25:14
  i know i got you that stock as a birthday present i was like this is gonna last you
• 25:21
  as long as our friendship is what you said.
• 25:23
  Exactly.
• 25:24
  God, does this mark the end of our friendship?
• 25:26
  No, it can't.
• 25:27
  No.
• 25:28
  No, we need friends more than it.
• 25:29
  This needs to bring us closer together.
• 25:31
  Well, I think the ship must have been filled with helium
• 25:37
  because we all know that's the most incredibly flammable gas.
• 25:43
  And I just, I hope that this, God.
• 25:48
  I hope this hasn't changed the future of air travel.
• 25:52
  How could it not?
• 25:54
  I mean, look at...
• 25:59
  I was planning on...
• 26:01
  I'm going to be honest with you.
• 26:03
  2026 was going to be the year that I flew a blimp.
• 26:06
  Flew in a blimp.
• 26:08
  I had it planned.
• 26:10
  I was going to go to Des Moines.
• 26:14
  Iowa or Washington?
• 26:15
  Both.
• 26:16
  Wow.
• 26:17
  It was gonna, I was calling it double Des Moines.
• 26:22
  It was a part of-
• 26:22
  Sorry, I'm emotional.
• 26:23
  I know, I know.
• 26:25
  It's okay, take whatever time you need.
• 26:28
  But I don't understand how this could happen.
• 26:30
  This is the safest technology there is.
• 26:33
  I, if you can't strap what amounts to a large basket underneath a dirigible, what is, what
• 26:44
  is the point?
• 26:45
  is anything safe
• 26:48
  no
• 26:51
  I don't feel like I don't know if I could ever travel again
• 26:54
  this was lauded as
• 26:57
  the safest invention since
• 27:00
  bread
• 27:02
  it was in the newspaper just last week
• 27:05
  I know
• 27:06
  not sliced bread that's dangerous
• 27:09
  I mean it's a good invention but
• 27:11
  it's dangerous
• 27:12
  bread cuts it's happening all over the country
• 27:16
  Bread cuts.
• 27:17
  Yeah.
• 27:17
  Yeah.
• 27:18
  I just wonder, I can't, I wonder how President Kennedy is going to address this.
• 27:23
  Well, he always keeps his head cool.
• 27:28
  Yeah.
• 27:29
  He keeps his head.
• 27:31
  That was his slogan when he ran for President Kennedy.
• 27:36
  Why we all voted for him.
• 27:37
  I keep my head.
• 27:40
  Oh, thank God.
• 27:42
  Yeah, we'll be fine.
• 27:43
  He just needs to address the nation.
• 27:46
  Wow.
• 27:47
  One of his trademark fireside chats.
• 27:52
  Yes, with his wooden teeth.
• 27:56
  Good old wooden toothed Kennedy.
• 28:00
  God, I can't believe.
• 28:04
  God, was it?
• 28:05
  I think it exploded midair.
• 28:10
  In the safe, safe air?
• 28:12
  Wait, wait, no, no, this just in.
• 28:13
  Oh.
• 28:14
  This just in.
• 28:16
  It caught on fire during its landing.
• 28:22
  Oh my gosh.
• 28:23
  Oh.
• 28:23
  Those poor people.
• 28:25
  I know.
• 28:25
  Here they were, they were like, oh, they were getting their bags out of the overhead bin.
• 28:29
  They were like, oh, thank God they turned their phones off of blimp mode.
• 28:34
  And to have to die in New Jersey of all places.
• 28:37
  Oh.
• 28:38
  That's the real tragedy.
• 28:39
  Moment of silence for Hoboken.
• 28:44
  And Trenton But not Jersey City No no rough rough day to be a blimp yeah i wonder if blimpy stock will fall
• 28:58
  oh my god i didn't even think of that i know this is too soon to start going into conspiracy theories
• 29:04
  but do you think subway had anything to do with this i mean they had their own sandwich and their
• 29:11
  own mode of transportation oh my god blimp blimps and blimpies i mean that was sweeping the nation
• 29:18
  well we need to be careful talking about this on air look no hey listeners i i want to be clear
• 29:23
  this is pure speculation the facts are not in i am not suggesting that i know anything for sure
• 29:29
  i do think it is worth keeping in mind it is but again i say we we can't be over here
• 29:37
  insinuating that subway is responsible for the
• 29:41
  no no no no no no no this is just
• 29:44
  this is you know this is like this is still raw for
• 29:49
  this is still raw this is just this is where my mind is
• 29:53
  going with the speculation and i listeners approach this
• 29:57
  with caution and with sound judgment
• 30:01
  do not light subways on fire
• 30:05
  okay as retribution for what happened you know i'm sure in 50 years when blimpy is still around
• 30:11
  we'll know that we were wrong about this god i know although we never take a quiznos anymore
• 30:20
  that mode of transportation quiznos or that sandwich shop true um
• 30:29
  so this could be the end nothing is sacred i know
• 30:35
  well god i mean is there any more news
• 30:40
  i hope not i don't know if i can handle it i know it's just usually i i found that big big news
• 30:48
  happens in threes god oh my heart yeah but maybe not today bad news guys no
• 30:56
  You know that ship that they were calling unsinkable?
• 31:01
  The one that Molly Brown wrote on?
• 31:02
  It made it safely ashore?
• 31:04
  Oh, yes, of course.
• 31:04
  Of course, yes.
• 31:07
  I hate to be the one to tell you this.
• 31:11
  It hit an iceberg.
• 31:13
  It sunk.
• 31:14
  Right ahead?
• 31:16
  Straight ahead.
• 31:17
  Straight ahead?
• 31:18
  I was supposed to be on that.
• 31:20
  Oh, don't get the survivor's guilt.
• 31:23
  That's right.
• 31:23
  You lost that.
• 31:25
  card game earlier today yes and you lost your ticket i lost my ticket oh and also i was in the
• 31:33
  wrong a young starting city but yes well but you had a hologram that was in the right starting i
• 31:40
  was gonna take i was gonna take a blimp to london and then take the ship to dublin yeah or belfast
• 31:50
  I can't remember
• 31:51
  I'm sure that
• 31:53
  I mean such a big ship
• 31:54
  I'm sure that everyone
• 31:55
  Was saved though
• 31:56
  Yeah I mean
• 31:57
  At least
• 31:57
  There was no way that they
• 31:59
  Didn't properly store
• 32:01
  Enough life vests
• 32:02
  And enough lifeboats
• 32:03
  So thank god for that
• 32:05
  Yes
• 32:05
  Guys
• 32:07
  I hate to be the one
• 32:09
  To tell you this
• 32:10
  No
• 32:11
  What?
• 32:13
  No
• 32:14
  The only one that made it out
• 32:16
  Was an old woman
• 32:17
  well it was molly wasn't of course it had to be well she's got that great nickname unsinkable
• 32:23
  i know yeah i you know what listeners out there uh start giving yourselves nicknames right now
• 32:32
  that's the only way to make it through this i'm gonna be start calling me
• 32:37
  not flammable jenna because i do not want to be like one of those hindenburg people
• 32:44
  Unsinkable, not flammable Jenna.
• 32:46
  Yeah.
• 32:46
  I'm unkillable Francis.
• 32:48
  Covers all bases.
• 32:50
  Yeah.
• 32:50
  Yeah.
• 32:51
  Well, at least she made it out.
• 32:52
  I know.
• 32:53
  Thank God.
• 32:54
  And probably all the lobsters.
• 32:58
  God.
• 32:59
  That were on board.
• 33:01
  Yeah, the lobsters, well, they had first class tickets.
• 33:05
  The rich always make it out.
• 33:07
  They do.
• 33:07
  They do.
• 33:09
  Wow.
• 33:09
  Wow.
• 33:10
  The Titanic.
• 33:11
  I.
• 33:12
  you gave me stock in the titanic i did for my birthday absolutely it was a real gift of the
• 33:18
  magi situation and he paid for it using the yields from his hindenburg stock
• 33:23
  well at least i'm sure that even though the titanic has sunk i bet you
• 33:33
  it's never going to lead to other people dying because they want to see it
• 33:38
  no thank goodness yeah guys no no you know that father and son that just wanted to reconnect
• 33:47
  america's sweet family america's sweet family so they went on that submarine to go look at the
• 33:56
  titanic and they got good pictures yeah it was a there was such a fast turnaround on that tourism
• 34:02
  business. I know.
• 34:04
  Yeah, they left not but five minutes ago.
• 34:07
  Oh, but they're
• 34:08
  fine, right? Yeah, they're okay. And they're bonded.
• 34:10
  They're slowly dying underwater.
• 34:13
  What? No.
• 34:14
  No.
• 34:15
  They were all that was keeping us going as a country.
• 34:18
  They were the glue that kept this country
• 34:20
  together. They were the
• 34:22
  helium.
• 34:24
  Oh, and the Titanic
• 34:26
  was the match.
• 34:27
  Oh, no. This is a hard day for
• 34:30
  news in America.
• 34:32
  Well, one thing's for sure.
• 34:36
  If you are having a child's birthday party, start using hydrogen in those balloons.
• 34:41
  They're going to have to.
• 34:42
  I know.
• 34:43
  God, Jenna, at least we can still smoke Marlboro Reds without worrying about our health.
• 34:51
  Thank God for that.
• 34:53
  I'm having one right now.
• 34:54
  I'm having two.
• 34:58
  Guys.
• 35:00
  Come on.
• 35:02
  I can't take any more
• 35:04
  I think we've gotta
• 35:05
  wrap it up
• 35:07
  it's not like one day no one will believe
• 35:10
  the news
• 35:11
  no god I hope not
• 35:14
  that was
• 35:16
  just in
• 35:17
  well I
• 35:21
  I don't even know if we should
• 35:24
  continue the podcast
• 35:25
  it's really hard for me to even breathe
• 35:27
  just try
• 35:29
  that's probably not
• 35:31
  You sound like that father and son trying to look at that Titanic.
• 35:34
  Oh, too soon.
• 35:35
  You're right.
• 35:36
  It happened but five minutes ago.
• 35:38
  Oh.
• 35:40
  Well.
• 35:41
  I'd still ride a blimp.
• 35:42
  You know what?
• 35:44
  Good for you.
• 35:45
  You know, they do say the safest time to fly in a blimp is right after a blimp accident.
• 35:49
  There can't be two.
• 35:50
  I know.
• 35:50
  What are the odds?
• 35:52
  You know what?
• 35:53
  Why don't we both board a blimp to the big question?
• 35:58
  Ooh.
• 35:58
  the question is very big okay um the big question are you ready for it i don't know
• 36:10
  i i i feel like that roller coaster that we just went on is kind of made me ready for
• 36:18
  almost anything i don't know i'm still feeling very raw i'm very like my feelings are really
• 36:25
  brittle right now be careful with them that's all i have to say i will always be careful with
• 36:29
  your feelings your feelings are special to me thank you and if you were ever in the middle of
• 36:35
  back pain and expressing it i'd never call it annoying okay well thank you i appreciate that
• 36:44
  yeah yeah so here's the big question okay you know how there's heist movies i do know how there's
• 36:51
  heist movies if you had to do a heist did you see the thing in the louvre the other day i did
• 36:57
  you know they're saying and by they i mean just random internet people yeah they're saying that
• 37:03
  like this is like a rich person's like request because you can't sell that stuff yeah i i know
• 37:11
  yeah who's gonna unless you like break it down so it's some like shysty billionaire like wanted
• 37:17
  this stuff. Did the Louvre get heisted?
• 37:20
  Oh yeah. Napoleon's Jewels.
• 37:23
  Napoleon's Jewels.
• 37:24
  That sounds made up.
• 37:26
  It sounds like an exclamation.
• 37:27
  Napoleon's Jewels!
• 37:31
  Yeah.
• 37:32
  It was like a good old
• 37:34
  fashioned heist. They sold
• 37:35
  like a lot of stuff.
• 37:38
  Yeah, like a lot of stuff.
• 37:40
  But then they dropped a crown in the street. Did you see that?
• 37:42
  Yeah.
• 37:43
  They're probably not going to get paid now.
• 37:46
  Oh, that was like the one thing.
• 37:48
  Yeah, it's just like in Gone with 60 Seconds.
• 37:49
  He brings the Shelby back all mangled.
• 37:52
  Gone with 60 seconds?
• 37:53
  What did I say?
• 37:54
  Gone with 60 seconds?
• 37:58
  Gone with the wind.
• 38:00
  Gone with the 60 seconds.
• 38:01
  Yeah, you know what I meant.
• 38:02
  Yeah.
• 38:03
  Anyway.
• 38:04
  It's like that movie, Get Out of Here Minute.
• 38:06
  so i need you to um
• 38:16
  build a heist team okay and tell me how you would um steal the mona lisa
• 38:27
  oh that's a tough one because she's got so much attention on her well it wasn't gonna make it easy
• 38:35
  for you this ain't no louvre that's okay hey me and my team we like a challenge yeah yeah okay
• 38:41
  um first things first i would uh hire or i would get i would get someone um who's really good at
• 38:50
  folding into tight spaces oh that more for fun i don't know if that's gonna come i would like to
• 38:58
  see that yeah mostly because i like i think it would be fun to have that kind of a person around
• 39:02
  Like, what if you're just, like, in the kitchen and you just, like, go in to get some tea out of the cabinet?
• 39:07
  And it's like, oh, he's in the cabinet.
• 39:08
  Oh.
• 39:09
  You need a morale booster.
• 39:10
  Yeah.
• 39:10
  It'd be fun.
• 39:11
  Just, like, as a way to just be like, Derek.
• 39:17
  That's good because most, like, we should all be more like that because most people who try to descend chimneys die in the chimneys.
• 39:23
  Really?
• 39:24
  Yeah.
• 39:25
  Does that happen a lot?
• 39:26
  It does.
• 39:27
  So we all need a little Derek in our lives.
• 39:29
  We do.
• 39:30
  Okay.
• 39:30
  So first I'd get a Derek.
• 39:31
  Okay.
• 39:32
  um then um there's like the really common like okay you'd think you're like oh i want a safe
• 39:41
  cracker or i want someone that's really good at surveillance technology or whatever no this is
• 39:46
  what i'm getting i'm getting mrs de millo's first grade class is that a teacher you had no
• 39:57
  it's not but i've been scouting oh okay and it just so happens mrs de millo's first grade class
• 40:06
  is gonna fit the bill perfectly okay okay the whole class the whole class it's got to be the
• 40:11
  whole class because you need the perfect field trip diversion it's a field trip diversion yep
• 40:17
  now some of the people in the class
• 40:22
  this is what's weird about her class this is why they're so perfect have been held back several
• 40:29
  years so they're still part of the class does that mean she's a bad teacher don't okay she's
• 40:35
  got a lot under plate okay okay teaching's hard all right she went through a move now she and her
• 40:39
  husband are getting divorced it's it's a whole thing well i know if they had a right distance
• 40:46
  relationship. They'd still be here.
• 40:48
  They'd still be together. But anyway,
• 40:51
  so you're too late for Mrs.
• 40:52
  DeMillo's marriage.
• 40:55
  Thank you very much.
• 40:56
  And we don't sell the divorcees, but go on.
• 40:58
  No. In fact, if you try
• 41:00
  and buy it, we charge you $10 more.
• 41:02
  Yes, that's how it works. Yes.
• 41:05
  Anyway, I get
• 41:06
  this gaggle of young kids.
• 41:09
  Luckily, the people that she's held back,
• 41:11
  it was
• 41:12
  so demoralizing
• 41:15
  for them, it stunted their growth. So they
• 41:16
  still look like first graders they still looks like six to seven year olds yeah but they're
• 41:22
  actually like 12 to 13 so they are capable of doing things that six to seven year olds are not
• 41:30
  so there's this big class right they're on a field trip they all have little backpacks i don't know
• 41:38
  if you know this about the mona lisa she looms large in her hearts but it's actually quite small
• 41:43
  tiny woman it's not a it's not a big she's a real derrick yeah yes exactly she's got bde big derrick
• 41:51
  energy anyway um so this class uh it's a regular field trip we're set mrs de mille is taking them
• 42:06
  to the louvre uh and this is like great field trip every parent's gonna sign off on this like
• 42:12
  yeah my kid gets to go to the louvre is that where mona lisa is yeah they're not having a good month
• 42:18
  i know well uh security at the louvre if you're listening and just turn this off i was wondering
• 42:26
  why when jenna said oh you're gonna make it hard for me with the mona lisa you're like yeah i'm
• 42:32
  not giving you a louvre well now you know i'm an idiot i'm so confused all right back to your
• 42:41
  teenagers yes yes so they're on their field trip it's a regular field trip right i'm there
• 42:51
  i so they the field trip that so they start to get to the area of the mona lisa
• 42:57
  right and so meanwhile the secret 12 to 13 year olds are doing some scouting
• 43:04
  i create some kind of aid i there also not with them i create some kind of diversion slash distraction something that they need to shut down the museum for the day Right
• 43:21
  Yeah.
• 43:24
  And so it's like, oh, no, everybody leave.
• 43:27
  Oh, Jenna just threw up everywhere.
• 43:33
  I gotta clean the whole place, everybody out.
• 43:36
  So then the kids are all really, like, sad,
• 43:39
  and they start crying.
• 43:42
  Right?
• 43:42
  Yeah.
• 43:43
  And the museum curator is like,
• 43:46
  No, little kids, don't cry.
• 43:51
  You will come back tomorrow, of course.
• 43:53
  You will get to see the Mona Lisa.
• 44:02
  You get to see the Mona Lisa.
• 44:04
  seeing those crying
• 44:08
  first grade teenagers really brings out
• 44:10
  his Italian heritage
• 44:11
  also the Bonalisa is Italian
• 44:14
  right it's always
• 44:15
  literally you are not allowed to curate
• 44:18
  art
• 44:20
  unless you are that nationality
• 44:22
  so
• 44:23
  yeah that's well known
• 44:25
  yeah
• 44:26
  so
• 44:27
  so the kids they calm
• 44:32
  down and
• 44:34
  the museum curator feels really guilty about all this especially because and you know and then i'm
• 44:40
  like i'm so sorry like i you know and then i make it seem like this was just like i feel terrible
• 44:44
  this is all my fault um let me come back tomorrow and i will i will buy these kids whatever they
• 44:52
  want from the gift shop and then the museum curator is like yeah yeah um so he's like of
• 44:58
  course yeah you can come back and uh mrs de mille is happy because she has her eyes on some things
• 45:02
  in that museum.
• 45:03
  As happy as she can be.
• 45:04
  Yeah, well, I know, under the circumstances.
• 45:06
  She wears a lot of brown.
• 45:08
  She's not a very, I know.
• 45:09
  Mrs. DeMillo.
• 45:10
  I know, a little frumpy.
• 45:11
  Yeah.
• 45:12
  Anyway, so the next day, the kids come back.
• 45:19
  They are now the museum curators there to welcome at the door, like,
• 45:23
  Oh, Mrs. DeMillo, bring your class.
• 45:25
  Bring, come on.
• 45:27
  Oh, bambinos.
• 45:28
  so then they're being ushered through and um
• 45:37
  as like he's bringing them through right uh they get they finally get to the mona lisa they're like
• 45:47
  oh wow mona lisa and then the museum curator is like telling them facts about you know oh she uh
• 45:54
  she's got a slight smile she always looks like she's looking at you um she's a tiny
• 46:00
  then the museum gift shop employee so at this point in time i'm in the gift shop
• 46:14
  and i've given them my credit card
• 46:18
  little do they know it's a bad credit card like i know that there's like no money on it
• 46:25
  so they i was like oh yeah don't worry go ahead pre-run this it'll it'll totally work
• 46:31
  it doesn't obviously and i say this is an outrage this i know this card is good as it's
• 46:38
  it's a platinum card it's titanium card even get the museum curator in here so then the museum
• 46:47
  curator well then the gift shop employee runs to get the museum curator and so mid tour he's
• 46:55
  gotta like come take care of this situation so then the little kids he's like little kids you
• 47:00
  wait here and uh so the little kids wait there the museum so i'm dealing with the museum curator
• 47:12
  this whole time right so and in the gift shop meanwhile the little kids with their tiny little
• 47:18
  nimble fingers they're also not suspected of anything because who suspects six to seven
• 47:22
  year olds of anything right nobody does right but these 12 to 13 year olds are wily they break
• 47:29
  into the glass they i mean i've already got a pretty good replica set up like giving them so
• 47:35
  they pull it out of their backpack they're allowed to have backpacks they're little kids
• 47:38
  other people can't get away with such a thing because you know no one suspects a little kid
• 47:43
  of trying to steal art because what are they going to do with it right right so then they put the
• 47:48
  replica in there um then they put the real one in one of their backpacks meanwhile the museum
• 47:56
  curator isn't there to see any of this he's with me so i also have an alibi now because the museum
• 48:02
  curator is like i was with her the whole time she didn't do it right but anyway let's jumping ahead
• 48:08
  so finally it all gets worked out the museum like i'm just like this is unbelievable i'm gonna have
• 48:15
  this place shut down you're treating me terribly and the museum curator is all flustered and it's
• 48:22
  taking a really long time and so finally miss de millo can't wait anymore so she comes with her
• 48:28
  class to the gift shop while the museum curator is still there so he can't even he hasn't even seen
• 48:32
  the mona lisa yet um and and because he's the curator he's the only one with the good eye that
• 48:37
  could actually notice it so then so the other people are walking by and they think they're just
• 48:43
  seeing oh look the mona lisa oh beautiful um and then so then mr millow's class comes by and i say
• 48:51
  kids this is an outrage i'm not gonna buy you anything in this this piece of crap louvre let's
• 48:57
  go get some gelato across the street instead and the kids are actually like very happy about that
• 49:02
  they'd rather have ice cream then and they're also in on it well no only the 12 to 13 year old
• 49:07
  The six to seven year olds are just living their little idiot lives.
• 49:13
  Oh, yeah.
• 49:13
  Okay.
• 49:14
  I'm there.
• 49:15
  Yeah.
• 49:17
  And yeah.
• 49:19
  And so then by that time, we're all successfully on my private blimp on our way out of there.
• 49:25
  Well, I'm on my private blimp.
• 49:27
  The 12 to 13 year old has given me the backpack.
• 49:31
  I trade him an exact backpack like the one he was wearing.
• 49:35
  Yeah.
• 49:35
  So that it doesn't look suspicious that he suddenly doesn't have a backpack.
• 49:38
  Yeah.
• 49:39
  People are none the wiser.
• 49:41
  And you let them live?
• 49:42
  Yeah, I let them live.
• 49:44
  Yeah.
• 49:45
  That's nice of you.
• 49:46
  Thank you.
• 49:46
  Yeah.
• 49:47
  Let them live.
• 49:48
  Ha ha!
• 49:48
  Yeah, let them live.
• 49:50
  Ha ha!
• 49:51
  Ha ha!
• 49:52
  I love it.
• 49:52
  Sugar crush.
• 49:53
  Sugar crush.
• 49:55
  Great plan.
• 49:56
  So, yeah.
• 49:58
  Nicely done.
• 49:58
  I've actually already done this.
• 49:59
  They haven't noticed that it's not the real Mona Lisa there.
• 50:02
  I'm surprised you didn't ruin the vision of the curator.
• 50:05
  if he's the only one who could see it well if i ruined his vision then he'd be like he'd be like
• 50:12
  why would she have done why would she have done that and then if someone then eventually figured
• 50:17
  it out he'd be like right when my vision was ruined oh you're right you're the you're the
• 50:23
  heist expert instead i'm just some asshole who demanded better service yeah and threatened to
• 50:29
  get the Louvre closed down. Yeah.
• 50:31
  Alright. I think
• 50:33
  you're my lady. You're my heist lady.
• 50:36
  Thank you.
• 50:38
  How would you do it?
• 50:39
  Or what kind of a team would you assemble?
• 50:43
  The museum
• 50:44
  curator.
• 50:46
  The museum janitor.
• 50:49
  The estate of Da Vinci.
• 50:52
  And we would
• 50:53
  just wait until the museum was closed
• 50:55
  and they would use their keys
• 50:56
  to get it out.
• 50:59
  That's not really a heist.
• 51:02
  That's just like having permission to do something.
• 51:05
  Hey.
• 51:07
  You're just mad because you didn't think to use the museum staff.
• 51:10
  Maybe Francis is only getting away with this because he already heisted the curator's heart.
• 51:16
  So he has him under his thumb.
• 51:19
  Now who's getting the discount?
• 51:20
  And then he says, ah, Francis, I cannot help but heist the Mona Lisa for you.
• 51:25
  we need a right distance relationship
• 51:30
  I have the code
• 51:33
  I can get us
• 51:33
  I don't know why I'm Italian too
• 51:34
  you take on the qualities of the person you're with
• 51:38
  yeah
• 51:39
  anyway
• 51:40
  your plan has more
• 51:42
  you know
• 51:44
  oomph to it
• 51:46
  yeah I was gonna say zhuzh
• 51:48
  should've
• 51:49
  yeah
• 51:51
  but anyway we both walk out with it
• 51:55
  yeah i guess end of the day the results the same yeah
• 51:58
  except for at least in mine mrs de mille got a nice trip to paris
• 52:03
  out of it she did you're right i was not thinking of
• 52:07
  a random woman i invented when i came up with this height
• 52:11
  heights yeah it's a new way of saying heist
• 52:16
  yeah they'll never catch us now
• 52:19
  because they don't know the new word yeah i think my heist song would be that one
• 52:25
  is it called
• 52:26
  fried green tomatoes
• 52:27
  or am I crazy
• 52:27
  I have no idea
• 52:29
  what you're talking about
• 52:29
  I don't know what
• 52:35
  this is
• 52:36
  do you know what I'm
• 52:39
  talking about
• 52:40
  no
• 52:41
  no
• 52:41
  wait
• 52:43
  hold on
• 52:44
  let me try one more time
• 52:46
  I'm done
• 52:49
  forget it
• 52:51
  oh
• 52:55
  all right that's my secret word
• 53:08
  all right well i think that wraps up the big question the big question speaking of secret words
• 53:15
  uh yeah did you say yours i did i said i said my secret word and my decoy word
• 53:23
  listeners in case you hadn't heard we're now doing decoy words if we have a fake secret word
• 53:32
  that if we can get the other person to guess it as our word as our word we get a point yeah
• 53:40
  all right all right you want me to guess first yes was your word speculation
• 53:46
  no and it wasn't it it was not my decoy word i have oh i don't really want to say this next one
• 53:53
  because I'm worried it's a decoy.
• 53:55
  Ooh, I'm nervous.
• 53:56
  That's the whole point of the decoys.
• 53:57
  Oh boy, I'm nervous.
• 54:00
  Is it titanium?
• 54:04
  No, it's not my decoy word either.
• 54:06
  Okay, then it wasn't platinum either?
• 54:08
  No.
• 54:08
  Well, that's all I got.
• 54:10
  Okay.
• 54:11
  What was your word?
• 54:13
  My word was brittle.
• 54:16
  Wow.
• 54:17
  Yeah.
• 54:18
  I said my feelings are brittle.
• 54:21
  Damn.
• 54:21
  Be careful with them.
• 54:22
  I will. Oh, I was so anxious to like protect your feelings. I didn't even notice.
• 54:27
  I appreciate that. I was counting on that. My decoy word. Yeah. I tried to say it awkwardly,
• 54:34
  but you didn't catch on. No. It was newcomers. I tried to kind of like force it in in a weird way.
• 54:41
  I was like, because so we get this technology out first. So any newcomers to the scene.
• 54:47
  that was your decoy that was my decoy i'm glad i didn't pick up on it
• 54:53
  god i thought you were going to because it was real awkward there was not a real there was no
• 54:57
  real good reason for me to francis said his decoy word literally right after that she hasn't guessed
• 55:03
  how dare you joe that's okay i don't remember what you said after this son of a bitch
• 55:09
  okay all right forget everything you just heard i forgive you
• 55:14
  um
• 55:17
  was your word
• 55:21
  saucy
• 55:24
  it was not saucy
• 55:28
  oh
• 55:29
  that was the only thing I wrote down
• 55:32
  really?
• 55:34
  yeah
• 55:34
  yeah
• 55:37
  okay
• 55:38
  that was all I got
• 55:39
  I'll just tell you
• 55:40
  okay
• 55:40
  my real word was slaying
• 55:42
  slaying?
• 55:44
  Yeah.
• 55:45
  When did you say that?
• 55:47
  Yeah.
• 55:49
  I don't remember exactly what I said.
• 55:52
  Don't think about like slaying of...
• 55:55
  You'll hear it when you listen.
• 55:56
  Okay.
• 55:57
  And my decoy word was giveaway.
• 56:00
  Oh.
• 56:01
  Which I did get you to say.
• 56:03
  Multiple times.
• 56:05
  But I don't think there's anything for saying the decoy word.
• 56:08
  It's only guessing the decoy word.
• 56:10
  Still feels like a win.
• 56:11
  I thought for sure you were going to say it
• 56:14
  oh dang
• 56:16
  another week plus they get a giveaway
• 56:18
  yeah yeah nice
• 56:20
  yeah you said
• 56:23
  we got to get it in before any newcomers
• 56:24
  and then you immediately said
• 56:26
  plus there's a giveaway
• 56:28
  it was very entertaining to me
• 56:31
  another week of zilch
• 56:34
  well we each get a point for saying our
• 56:36
  that's something
• 56:38
  secret words
• 56:38
  net zero
• 56:41
  Yeah, but it's okay.
• 56:43
  Go to veryfinefriends.com to check out the current point standings.
• 56:49
  Spoiler alert, Francis is winning.
• 56:52
  And you can place your bets for next week.
• 56:54
  Yeah, sure.
• 56:56
  I don't know where you would lodge that information, but.
• 56:59
  There's a line in Vegas.
• 57:00
  Oh, yeah.
• 57:01
  Or Calci or.
• 57:04
  Rhode Island.
• 57:04
  Polymarket.
• 57:05
  Polymarket.
• 57:06
  Yeah.
• 57:07
  DraftKings.
• 57:08
  DraftKings.
• 57:09
  So many places.
• 57:10
  MGM.
• 57:12
  Oh, yeah.
• 57:15
  That was a cougar noise
• 57:18
  to represent the lion
• 57:20
  from MGM.
• 57:23
  Alright, well, that's
• 57:24
  another episode. Thanks for listening.
• 57:27
  Bye.
• 57:40
  you