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Episode 196: Legally Bondi · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do It is your boy Andrew Schultz
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  AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am I with?
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  As always, Joseph Huggins AKA Old man Huggy.
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  Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 196 legally Bond E
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  Welcome motherfuckers. Almost screwed it up there for a
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  second. I didn't have the right screen
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  so when I opened it up it was black.
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  Sometimes that happens. What's up man, How are you?
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  I'm gonna, I'm gonna clip that when I open it up, it's
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  sometimes it's black. Yeah, I mean the screen 'cause
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  I'm like running like 10 different things and I got all
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  these different monitors. I have everything separate.
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  So sometimes it'll like be a window or a screen capture.
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  It's stupid. I need, I need to build a new
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  computer. Not that it'll fix it.
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  I just want them to have two, you know what I'm saying?
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  Just kidding. Well, we on that level, dude.
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  Your greed glands, Your greed glands are are salading.
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  For the terabytes dog, I'm chasing them.
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  Bytes dog, bytes, bits, RAM, VRAM.
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  We got we, we after it, you know what I'm saying?
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  Yeah, I was like trying to download like I put together
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  like an audio like visualizer as they would call it with like
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  cover art. So I was like, like rendering it
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  and then I went to go download it from where I saved it in
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  Dropbox to my phone and it told me I didn't have enough like
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  space with my phone. I went and checked.
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  It's like, dude, I got like 2 terabytes went, went back,
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  clicked on it, got it downloaded.
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  But it's like I was like I was like I could see my phone memory
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  being run and run out just cause how much shit I've been doing
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  lately, like with like recording and like making videos of the
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  ship. But but not had me panic for a
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  second. But then I was like, no, I got
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  plenty of room. Like I'm never gonna fucking
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  like if I haven't like got close yet.
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  Like I'm just never gonna fill this thing up.
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  Pay for like the extra you know. So this will sound crazy.
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  So my 'cause I built my computer, it's the my
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  supercomputer, but I've got, what is it one terabyte of SSD,
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  which is like what your programs run on.
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  Then I have a backup SSD. So technically I have two
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  terabytes of SSD, which is like what makes your programs run
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  faster? The more space you have, the
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  quicker you can open stuff. And then I have 10 terabytes of
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  like hard drive space that I purchased and put in the
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  computer. So I have like 12 terabytes of
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  space in this computer. So whenever we record these,
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  they're in like fairly high quality.
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  It like auto saves them and categorizes them and I can save
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  them up and it saves all my backup hard drives.
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  You know, you know how much terabytes?
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  The supercomputer has mine 6767 it's.
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  A lot for a laptop. That's a Gen.
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  Z thing dude. It's going viral on TikTok.
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  T.O.K dude. Whatever what it what it explain
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  that to me. What is that?
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  I'm it's. Literally nothing.
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  It's like, it's like one of the ball brothers.
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  Like it's like a Skrillex song. He says 67.
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  I actually have a song where I go not 2, not 3, not 6, not 7.
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  Like LeBron in the Heat turned to 11.
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  Hallelujah called the Rev. That's how the song ends.
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  But Skrillex has a song, he says 6-7 in it.
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  Somebody asked like one of the ball brothers, like while he's
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  being filmed, how's like his smoothie or something?
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  And he's like like a six. And then his homie goes 7.
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  Because then they had been like just listening to that song and
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  then they just started laughing. And then that's literally the
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  whole fucking thing, dude. That's stupid.
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  That's right, we were here to educate.
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  I. Was hoping it would have some
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  like deeper meaning at least. Like the brain rot stuff has a
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  deeper meaning. I guess that is kind of brain
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  rot, but like, you know, the Scibity toilet Ohio riz, you
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  know, I prefer that. I mean, that's kind of a part of
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  it. I know, that's what I'm saying.
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  It's. A newest member of the club.
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  I mean, yeah, I guess it is brain rot.
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  That's what they call it. There's like brain rot, rap and
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  stuff. That shit's weird.
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  Pretty weird. There's also Horror Core.
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  You have like a Kennedy hair do today.
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  It's a lot and like the like the pitch black, the mid Obsidian
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  label as T. That's right.
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  And it's actually a long T, So it's like, you know, it's like
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  it's. Like long T but like.
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  Some Beaver shit like. Like like can't see as chinos,
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  but they're on. They're they are on. 100%
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  they're on. No, I actually got some like
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  black athletic athleisure pants on right now.
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  You know how to. Lulu's you rocking Lulu's right
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  now? You're so.
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  You're so Cali, dude. It's too much.
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  It's too much for me. It's getting out of control.
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  But yeah, I mean, I'm digging it.
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  It's just, you know, very well. Almost.
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  Looks like that's just literally how my hair is.
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  This is like without you. How is everything else?
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  How are you doing? How is your world feel like you
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  have to? I feel like you have to give us
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  updates at this point with all the swirls and shit that's been
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  going on. Not the hair swirls, obviously.
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  Well, I don't know. Have you seen?
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  Have you seen the? Yang there there's like this
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  other surgery he wants to do on my Dick and basically like so I
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  whenever I saw him I actually had an like an appointment
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  already scheduled like 2 weeks like like I'd scheduled it two
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  weeks before that for that next Monday.
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  So I saw him like on a Thursday or something.
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  So they called me and they're like, hey, do you want to keep
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  that appointment on Monday 'cause you just saw Yang Gang?
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  And I was like, no, I was like, but when should I schedule my
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  next follow up? And they said she goes and like
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  talks to Yang and then she comes back and she's like, you don't
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  need another follow up unless you want to get that other
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  surgery. I was like, OK, thanks.
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  Well, he's like, he's like, you want the Yang to check the Wang?
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  You got to go back underneath and let me slice the bang one
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  more time, bro. That's how you get it.
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  And he's saying you get, you get two to maybe 3, maybe 3
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  freebies. I'm busy.
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  I'm busy with the Wang Gang. Don so like the so this is real
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  talk. So I've got insurance, right?
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  And so remember this all happened after I was in a super
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  crazy car crash where I fractured my spinal cord or my
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  vertebrae C7 had a black guy probably got knocked the fuck
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  out, broke 4 fucking ribs and punctured my lung.
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  This all happened the same week. So anyways, like I and I went
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  off in an ambulance, just got the bill for the ambulance today
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  $0.00 would have been 2800 but but but my point is the the the
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  surgery on on on the on the Wang $90,000.
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  God damn. Yeah, I am.
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  I am 5. 90K. Swear to God dude it's like 89
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  plus. Yang Wang Gang is just like Buku
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  and him Bucks dude, he's he. He is pro.
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  He shows up at doctor's conventions and he's like you
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  provide you prescribe any Trazodone lately you should like
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  like I'm telling you dude like he's the fucking plug.
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  What are you talking about 90K? This dude is this dude is the
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  permanent. Boner plug, but to.
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  Be to be fair bro to. Be fair, blue diamonds.
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  I'm having surgery on my Dick. Like I don't want to like if it
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  was like it's like a 5K surgery. I'm like, I don't know dude.
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  Like I don't know if you. Donate a testicle. 9090 is the
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  is is the respect that my my cock deserves.
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  You know what I'm saying? No, yeah.
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  I mean if you donate a testicle I think you can get like 100K
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  for it if you donate. What if you save a Dick?
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  You get 90. Oh yeah, yeah.
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  You give up a ball, everything in there, each of the.
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  So basically, you know, you got like 300 KS worth of, you know,
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  junk on you, you know what I'm saying?
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  You got 8, you know, 100 KA, 100K ball.
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  The trifecta, yeah. Yeah.
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  So I mean right there, you're rocking at least on average 300
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  plus. I mean, that's, you know, that's
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  a decent house. Where that's where it's a down
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  payment. It's a yard not in California.
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  Yeah, no shit. That's what I'm saying.
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  You're fucking chinos in. Your well that's where these
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  balls and Dick reside. In your Devil without a cause
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  haircut. OK, so my point is.
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  Kid Rock reference. I I believe that my out of
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  pocket I Max the fuck out right already, so if I want to take
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  Yang up on the offer I might just get the surgery for free.
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  But if I wait and then I like would like regret it like not
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  doing it like till like after the year then I'm paying
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  whatever the fuck my insurance doesn't cover again.
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  Yeah, I mean, if it's. But I but I don't want to be
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  like rushed into some surgery. No, but if it's something that's
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  going to help, I mean, he obviously knows what he's doing.
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  He knows his way around. He's a samurai with the Wang
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  dude. He's.
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  Surgical, I had to go, I had to, I had like post op conversation.
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  I had a follow up and then a a second follow up before I found
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  out how to do Dick exercises. Like, you know, it's like, let's
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  not give him so much credit. Well, yeah, he might be a master
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  with the with the with the scalpel.
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  But that's like like true, but but he is like the principal of
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  Wang school. So when it comes to the Wangs,
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  Yang is like the Dean. You know what I'm saying?
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  Like the science teacher is supposed to teach your ass
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  science. That that nurse that you talk to
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  just as much as you've talked to him, probably more, is normally
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  the person that tells you that shit.
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  That's normally how that goes. The doctor might touch base on
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  it, but normally they you you talk to a nurse for a bit, they
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  do whatever, turn your head, cough, then they leave.
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  Doctor comes in, talks to you, props it up, goes over shit,
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  leaves and normally a nurse comes back and it's like, OK, so
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  here's this, we'll get you the prescription.
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  Make sure you take two of these. Like that's always in my
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  experience, there's always like it's a 3, it's a 3 touch system.
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  Well, like, so the, the first follow up with the nurse
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  practitioner who like flexed, flexed her like experience on
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  me, like when I was like, like she didn't know who she was
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  talking to. I just go, hey, do you want me
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  to like take my shorts off? And she's like, yeah, take it
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  off. Like, you know, I work a bit in
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  urology for 10 years. I've seen, you know, it's no big
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  deal. Oh, my God, it was insane.
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  It was a big deal. She's asking.
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  I'm just asking you if you want me.
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  She's living under wing shadow dudes like that.
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  OK, but you know what she told? She told me quote.
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  And like I, and the reason why I can quote it is because it was
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  so fucking crazy. It was, this is 2 weeks after
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  the surgery or it's actually a little bit longer than two weeks
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  because it was like a pain. He asked to fucking get the
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  fucking appointments. I had to get a referral.
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  I'm going to show my Dick to other people in order for them
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  to go so I can go show my Dick to the people I was supposed to
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  show my Dick to. And then they called me and said
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  I never had to show my Dick to those people in the 1st place.
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  So I feel violated. You get to show it to me once.
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  You want to show your Dick to me again?
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  You got to show it to the whole goddamn gang.
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  Literally. Enjoy your freebie like oh shit
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  and. Then they're playing my games
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  and they call me like, you never have to do that.
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  You never have to do that. It's like, OK, well, you didn't
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  have to call me to tell me I didn't have to do it.
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  You could have just let me just I already did it.
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  So you don't have to like put that in my head.
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  It's like, guess what? Totally unnecessary.
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  Never needed to do that. Awesome.
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  And then so anyways, but she told me follow up appointment in
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  four fucking weeks. Just tuck it up like you've been
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  doing. End Quote.
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  Just tuck it up for four weeks when I was supposed to be doing
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  Dick exercises. The whole fucking it's a.
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  Long. It's a long tuck.
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  I got to call an emergency board meeting with Yang.
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  That's like doing a handstand against the wall as part of the
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  exercise. We're doing it the whole time.
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  But it's also like swollen red and like, and like the whole
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  thing was like the whole like paraprism, like it's like the
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  blood is not leaving your Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  So like when it's like, like hard swollen and then like your
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  boy's wearing chinos. So it's like, it's like pressed
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  up against, like, it's like, I'm like, am I cutting off?
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  Like the circulation? Is this 'cause she's like
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  telling me I have to like poke it and then see if it like like
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  you could see I don't know what the fuck it did you know?
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  You don't have to give me all those details, you know you're
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  good, but if it's going to be free, you got the opportunity,
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  why wouldn't you let? 'Cause I had surgery on my Dick,
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  It's so bad, it's insanity. I mean, you've already had it
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  once, correct? Right, but OK, this is like I'm
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  telling you, I'm sure it's on the level of giving birth like
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  and sorry, ladies, but like surgery, I'm your whole ass
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  Dick, like it's just wild. But like it was like 10 out of
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  10 pain going in there, you know, and then the recovery is
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  insanity. But The thing is like with when
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  you give birth, you get you have like a baby afterwards, you
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  know, and then it like makes you like forget, like all the pain
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  and that's why they have it again or whatever.
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  Some like endorphins like released in their body, like the
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  like, just like it's like the men in black, like memory stick
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  eraser. Otherwise they would never have
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  it again. So it's like so insane.
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  That's what I'm saying. I didn't have a baby out of
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  this, you know, I just have still have the same problem.
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  You know, but here we. Are but you know, we move
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  forward. Yeah, we do.
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  We do. Yeah, you know, we move forward.
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  We tuck. We tuck and walk.
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  We walk it out. We tuck it out for sure.
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  Damn, so that's crazy. I didn't put anything about it
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  in notes, but I did want to mention there's all this like,
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  so we don't we don't really talk about like other podcasts or
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  other. I mean, I guess we do.
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  That's right. We eat bag of Donuts.
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  On some of them. But like there's like people are
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  obsessed with Candace Owens. It's like this whole thing,
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  there's all she has a huge following.
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  She says some pretty wild shit. You know, she's being sued.
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  I do think we touched that she's being sued by Macron and the
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  first lady of Paris, of France. I'm sorry for accusing her of
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  being a man. And then like, apparently
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  there's like photo evidence that she's not a man.
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  Like went through this whole process to like provide.
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  Evidence. What do you What do you mean she
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  like took pictures of her vagina?
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  I don't know, I guess. I mean they are French bro.
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  They are French dude like. Possible.
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  Yeah, like the the questions about Z questions about jumping
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  in front of Z nurse would never happen.
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  She was best friends with Charlie Kirk, who, you know,
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  obviously was assassinated recently, and she's been going
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  ham like crazy crazy on all of this Charlie Kirk stuff,
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  dropping all sorts of accusations.
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  She claims that it was she. She's a big proponent of that.
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  Like Israel is the person that decided to take out Charlie
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  Kirk, which is pretty crazy. But now she's saying she's
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  there's been screenshots of text message conversations, like a
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  text thread with him in it. And he's talking about how he's
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  like becoming anti Israel and he's being threatened and people
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  are pull these Israeli Thunder or like fundraisers or people
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  that donate are pulling their donations and walking away
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  because he's like not going to cancel Tucker Carlson.
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  Supposedly there's all these text messages like like the
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  actual text messages from people within the conversations of him
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  talking about always worried about being murdered.
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  Pretty crazy. I mean, I don't advocate for
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  anyone to go listen to someone else, but that's it's like a
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  pretty weird conspiracy rabbit hole that like Candace Owens is
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  just like spinning. I don't know what she's on.
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  Is it like Rumble? I don't know what the fuck she's
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  on, but she's on some platform and that's she's.
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  Isn't it the Daily Wire? Daily Wire, Yeah, but she has
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  like her own little like podcast thing that she does.
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  I guess maybe it's distributed by them like her live stream?
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  Yeah, it's like maybe like under that umbrella.
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  But that she's going like crazy, crazy, crazy, man.
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  She's been crazy, dude. She like like like nobody even
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  talks about this, but like the only really thing that I have
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  ever heard about her until like this shit, like I know exactly
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  who the fuck she is. But like actually heard like
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  what she was saying, you know, was that Barack Obama was gay
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  and that he used to like had like sneak in like, like young
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  like 20 year olds, like dudes like from the back of the White
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  House and fuck them like, and she and she likes that she had
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  like a Secret Service agent who like confirmed it like, and I
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  was like, what in the actual. Well, people are turning.
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  Point If that was fucking true, you know, like it would have
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  been a bigger story, but she just gets away.
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  I was just saying like just out. Yeah, well, what's wild is
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  there's people from Turning Point USA, so like the, I don't
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  know, like 90 people that now all seem to work there magically
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  and are just like, grifting the fuck out of this dude's death.
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  They confirmed that the text messages were real.
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  Like, those are actually real text messages.
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  And then what? Text messages.
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  That like about him, like having donors pulling money and not
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  being in like leaving the pro Israel movement and not wanting
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  to like wanting to have Tucker Carlson on, not like wanting to
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  disassociate with Tucker Carlson just because he's anti Israel,
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  like all this really weird stuff.
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  And then I didn't see any of the screenshots of the, you know,
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  worried about being killed. But she said there's three
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  people, 2 with like evidence of him saying these things to them.
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  Like one of them the day before he got killed.
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  What's really interesting about Candace Owens is Candace Owens
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  is one of those weird anomalies. So she sued an employer for
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  racism previously and then became kind of like a right,
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  like a right wing grifter. So it's like she like she ended
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  up like, I can't remember what the the full story is, but she
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  ended up suing somebody for racial discrimination and then
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  was like saying pretty inflammatory things or says
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  things pretty inflammatory things about like minority
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  groups. So.
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  Just yeah, she's an African American woman and but she's
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  like, far right. Kind of like.
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  Audience contacts. Kind of like Greg Abbott, you
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  know, won a big cash settlement and originally got a lot of his
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  money from whenever that tree fell on him and it paralyzed
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  him. That's why he's in a wheelchair.
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  And then when he became governor, he closed.
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  He he well, he helped right and push through legislation that
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  closed the law that allowed him to sue the company that did a
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  bad job of trimming the trees. So it's like the what he made
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  like the millions of dollars off of he then be gotten power and
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  closed that door like pulled literally like well pulled the
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  wheels up after him. Pulled the ramp up.
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  Yeah, the ramp, yeah, it's better.
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  It's better. But that's like, so that's
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  fucked up. So I always found that very
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  interesting that she like went through that, but then came out
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  the other side and like capitalized off of it and just
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  was like, these actually are my my people.
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  I mean, are you surprised? You know what I'm saying?
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  Fucking Trump used to be a Democrat.
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  He invited the Clintons to his wedding.
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  Like what are we talking about? These people have no principles.
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  Well, I'm just saying she's going crazy like on this.
• 20:39
  Like it's like almost like Cash Patel made her, put her in
• 20:43
  charge of the investigation of Charlie Kirk's assassination.
• 20:47
  It's nuts, man. It's like the I've only seen
• 20:50
  clips of it but it's pretty trippy.
• 20:53
  If you do, you know what her husband looks like.
• 20:57
  I couldn't point him out if you showed me a picture.
• 20:59
  I've seen it but it's like not memorable.
• 21:03
  Do you know like what race he is?
• 21:07
  Isn't he a white guy? He's Jewish, Yeah.
• 21:09
  Jewish white guy. But like, it's one of those
• 21:11
  things like, like I forget who it was.
• 21:14
  And I'm like, if you just had to guess, do you think his wife's
• 21:16
  white? It's like a, you know, like a a
• 21:19
  right wing black guy like Clarence Thomas.
• 21:22
  I think, you know, I think I said that to you.
• 21:23
  I was like. I was like.
• 21:25
  You just had to guess what his. Wife, he's got like a cult, He's
• 21:27
  got a cult. Wife like a deprogrammed wife.
• 21:31
  Right. But of course she's of course
• 21:32
  she's white. Yeah, like that's, yeah,
• 21:35
  Clarence Thomas is white. Wow.
• 21:39
  There are few questions. Yeah, I'm down.
• 21:40
  Let's go. You're on with it.
• 21:43
  All right, y'all therapy questions.
• 21:45
  Therapy question #1 would you rather only be able to whisper,
• 21:51
  shout or shout whisper for the rest of your life?
• 21:56
  So whisper, shout. Meaning like whenever you want
• 22:00
  to shout you whisper, or whenever you want to whisper,
• 22:03
  you shout. Whenever I want to shout, I
• 22:10
  whisper so I can still talk. Normal, right?
• 22:14
  Right. So then, 'cause if I want to
• 22:18
  whisper, then I shout, that's like mumbling under your breath.
• 22:23
  So I don't want to be like having like my comments that I'm
• 22:27
  saying to myself be heard by everybody, 'cause I'm shouting
• 22:30
  that shit. That sounds terrible.
• 22:32
  What if you need to shout and you just all you can do is
• 22:34
  whisper? Then.
• 22:35
  You're in need for help, right? You're done.
• 22:37
  Yeah, then that's just the way it is.
• 22:39
  That's just like, you know, you got to be extra cautious.
• 22:44
  But yeah, I'd much rather that than have everybody basically
• 22:48
  because like you're it. That's like a form of like inner
• 22:50
  monologue where you're just getting it out.
• 22:52
  But you like, you know, mumble something under your breath, say
• 22:54
  something and someone's like, excuse me?
• 22:56
  Like if you say, you know, like you lose that to be like, no,
• 22:59
  like, oh, you couldn't. It's like you'd be shouting
• 23:01
  shit. Right.
• 23:03
  So that means if somebody bumped into you and they were rude as
• 23:06
  fuck at like a gas station and you were just like whoa, excuse
• 23:09
  you like said that to yourself, you'd be like whoa, excuse you
• 23:13
  like you'd be getting in fights left and right, bro.
• 23:15
  You'd be just instigating shit all the time.
• 23:18
  It like it would be a matter of time.
• 23:22
  You value a whisper capability more than a shout capability, is
• 23:26
  what you're saying. Yeah for sure, and I'm loud as
• 23:29
  shit so I'd much rather. Be able to whisper.
• 23:32
  Like be able to be quiet. I, I everyone's talking, Miss
• 23:36
  Evans. Well, I know, Joseph, but I can
• 23:37
  only hear you. Oh my God.
• 23:41
  Teachers used to say that shit to me all the time.
• 23:43
  Have you worked, have you worked with your therapist on that I.
• 23:46
  Was like what the hell? Bro, I came out too naturally.
• 23:48
  Like I can't help it. I can't do anything about that.
• 23:52
  Is that do you have nightmares about that?
• 23:54
  No dude, just that that was like a broken record.
• 23:56
  Is the same bitchy ass teacher saying that shit to me.
• 23:59
  He used to drive me nuts and I was like, well it's not my
• 24:01
  fault. Like I got some deep ass voice,
• 24:04
  that ain't my problem. Sorry, sorry, you can't.
• 24:09
  Stop at me now. Sorry you can't stop listening
• 24:12
  to the music my voice makes, you know what I'm saying?
• 24:18
  Scrub, Scrub. Yeah, because shout whisper
• 24:21
  would suck. You'd just be shouting all the
• 24:22
  time. You could never like get be like
• 24:24
  frustrated and be like oh God, like, oh God, like every time.
• 24:30
  That'd be terrible. You just wouldn't do it, you
• 24:35
  know? Yeah, you.
• 24:36
  Yeah. You could never whisper.
• 24:38
  You would always just have to talk.
• 24:39
  Like you'd just become a quiet introvert.
• 24:41
  You'd have to. You'd become quiet and shut
• 24:43
  yourself up because you'd be worried.
• 24:45
  You'd chat all the time, people. Yeah, I did.
• 24:47
  And also like when you're like, having fun, you know, with the
• 24:52
  gender of your choice. Hey man, that chick at the bar,
• 24:55
  she's checking you out. No, I'm saying like when you're
• 24:58
  like in an intimate moment, you can't even like hit him with a
• 25:00
  whisper, you know? Yeah, there would be question
• 25:04
  #2. Damn girl, you look good, but
• 25:06
  why are you shouting in my ear? Like what the hell?
• 25:08
  I thought we were trying to be quiet.
• 25:10
  The kids are downstairs. Like what?
• 25:11
  Like get out of. Here.
• 25:12
  Yeah, dude, that alone right there.
• 25:14
  That's enough. Why are you yelling at my mom?
• 25:19
  I'm just trying to try to holla. Yeah, it's a.
• 25:21
  Holla, holla, I always wonder. What happened to that guy from?
• 25:29
  We know what happened bro. That guy was great.
• 25:32
  Lung cancer happened. It's.
• 25:33
  Cake and he's like, don't drop that shit, but it's like the
• 25:37
  man, I love that guy. That guy's a.
• 25:39
  Shout out. Shout out for sure.
• 25:42
  Therapy question #2 Would you rather live in a house that
• 25:46
  smells faintly of onions or constantly hear faint elevator
• 25:52
  music? Faintly smells of onions.
• 26:02
  So faint smell of onions. Or faint noise of elevator
• 26:07
  music. I mean the smell of onions.
• 26:09
  I'd I'd probably maybe rather that like are you?
• 26:12
  Kidding. The elevator music might drive
• 26:14
  you insane over time. I feel like, I feel like you got
• 26:18
  it out. I was zoning it out.
• 26:20
  No, you'd be trying. To sit here, I'm kind of handed
• 26:30
  out already. Yeah.
• 26:31
  You know, it's like when like I like on love line back in the
• 26:34
  day with like Doctor Drew and Corolla that whenever they would
• 26:38
  have like a a caller, you know, a listener call in and they
• 26:45
  could hear their fire alarm, like the the beep like letting
• 26:49
  you know it's like you're on battery.
• 26:50
  Yeah, the chair and then and they would stop anything that's
• 26:53
  going on. It was like a bit and like it
• 26:54
  maybe like I. Remember I used to, yeah.
• 26:56
  Yeah, but my point is like the people there don't hear it cause
• 27:01
  they've just like tuned it out. And I feel like that would
• 27:03
  happen with the elevator music. You would tune out the onions.
• 27:07
  Yeah, I'd rather tune out. Onions, yeah, but when you
• 27:09
  haven't? 'Cause that would just be the.
• 27:10
  People come over, they're not I. Just wouldn't have.
• 27:12
  I just wouldn't have people over.
• 27:14
  Well, that's insane. Good light you could light
• 27:16
  incense you could do lots of things to do.
• 27:19
  That without the the onions too. But the elevator music would
• 27:22
  travel. You would travel with you
• 27:24
  everywhere. No, you would go nuts by the
• 27:29
  time you were old. That's like, I don't know, some
• 27:32
  type of that's something like some Vietnam torture we like the
• 27:34
  CIA would do on people, like blast music.
• 27:38
  Some. That's some siege tactics, bro.
• 27:40
  You're going to siege your own mind with elevator music.
• 27:43
  No lyrics, I mean and, but how many songs is it going to be?
• 27:47
  It's not going to be an infinite amount.
• 27:48
  It's not going to be a new song every day.
• 27:50
  That would be it's going to be no, that playlist is going to
• 27:52
  loop bitch, what are you talking about?
• 27:53
  That's a looping ass playlist you get.
• 27:55
  We'll say it's 80 songs. You'd be surprised how quickly
• 28:01
  it'll go through 80 songs, even if it's 1000.
• 28:04
  I get it, yeah. Like I hate this song and you
• 28:08
  can't skip, just got to let it play through.
• 28:10
  My elevator music. No skips, baby.
• 28:12
  Yeah, yeah. Let it play all the way through.
• 28:14
  Nah, man, I'd drive that would. You'd lose your shit over time.
• 28:18
  You'd be crazy. You'd be praying like, Oh my
• 28:21
  God, it'd be in your head too. So it's not like you're hearing
• 28:24
  it. It'd be in your head.
• 28:26
  It'd be in your head. So even if you were like, I'm
• 28:28
  going to go deaf so I don't hear it, you'd still hear it.
• 28:30
  That's all you'd hear then, is just the elevator music.
• 28:38
  Maybe learn like the like he'd be like a musical genius because
• 28:40
  he's just like constant on. Like Beethoven?
• 28:43
  Just breaking it down. Yeah, this dude's just making
• 28:45
  elevator bangers, bro. Like, I've never even heard
• 28:48
  these songs before. It's just like you're just
• 28:50
  pumping them out. Come famous.
• 28:52
  That's right. He's mad.
• 28:54
  He's a genius dog. He's like, he's the Kanye.
• 28:58
  Because it's like like Malcolm Gladwell talks about, you can do
• 29:00
  anything for 10,000 hours. You become a master of it.
• 29:03
  So you rack up 10,000 hours quickly if it's on 24/7.
• 29:09
  He's like the Kanye West of elevator music, man.
• 29:11
  Like he's just like all over it heard.
• 29:14
  He's dropping his shoe, heard. They're they're building,
• 29:16
  they're building taller buildings so people can just
• 29:18
  listen to his jams in the. Elevator.
• 29:20
  Yeah, you hear his bangers at every mall across America.
• 29:22
  Dog. It's just wild.
• 29:24
  Yeah, people get stuck in elevators and they don't even
• 29:26
  care anymore. You can get this.
• 29:27
  He made himself go deaf. Crazy bro.
• 29:30
  He's like Van Gogh. Mixed with Beethoven, yeah.
• 29:38
  Incredible the the lore behind this mythical.
• 29:42
  Beetho Van Gogh. Oh, that's actually pretty good.
• 29:45
  Thank. You.
• 29:47
  Thank you, Beetho Van Gogh. No, that that sounds that sounds
• 29:52
  like some weird. Now, hey, there's enough.
• 29:54
  There's no wrong. Sounds like some weird like.
• 29:56
  Brainstorming. We're brainstorming here.
• 29:58
  I don't need your. Beet, some beet dish that like
• 30:00
  some French guy would try to convince you he's good and you'd
• 30:03
  get it and you'd be pissed off. Like it'd be like some little,
• 30:06
  like it'd be like little tiny ass pieces, you know?
• 30:09
  Like this plate was $80.00 and I got like 4 bites out of this
• 30:12
  shit. Beethoven go.
• 30:14
  Look, I I came in hungry. I'm going to leave hungry and
• 30:17
  more broke. Oh American, you don't know
• 30:20
  Beethoven. Go fuck.
• 30:23
  This is a classic niche. There you go, Beethoven.
• 30:26
  Go over here dude. You heard it here first.
• 30:29
  Y'all pseudonyms get you some therapy question #3 Would you
• 30:37
  rather only be able to drink liquids out of baby bottles or
• 30:42
  eat solids with gardening tools? I think I think we might have
• 30:46
  had this one. Before Yeah, I was wondering if
• 30:48
  I if we. I think I said I'd said like the
• 30:51
  liquids out of baby bottles would be like your gimmick.
• 30:53
  Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right.
• 30:56
  OK, my bad. You're like, you're talking
• 30:58
  about like, like I think we talked about like Tone Loke,
• 31:00
  like, and don't be a central water trick introduced in the
• 31:03
  hood. He's got like, pacifier.
• 31:05
  Yeah, yeah, dude, that I'm getting to 100% Cambodian breast
• 31:10
  milk in my fucking bottles. Careful dude, that's so he got
• 31:16
  4. Diddy.
• 31:18
  We're talking about Diddy, y'all, Yeah.
• 31:19
  Diddy, sorry because that Cambodian breast milk is another
• 31:21
  Dave should post. Kit, I want you to go to Queens
• 31:24
  and get me a sugar cookie. You got a Midget to get a
• 31:28
  picture of a Midget holding these balloons?
• 31:34
  You just, you're just going to sit there.
• 31:35
  You're just going to do your taxes.
• 31:36
  You're just going to chop onions?
• 31:38
  Is that that's what's hot on the that's what's hot on the
• 31:40
  streets, right? Now you're going to use it any
• 31:42
  time minutes. And he got sentenced to 4 1/2
• 31:47
  years. Wild.
• 31:50
  He's already served a portion of that though so he's going to get
• 31:53
  out in like 2 years. He's he's already requested to
• 31:58
  be transferred to a low a minimum security prison.
• 32:02
  He's worried about being sexually assaulted in like bad
• 32:06
  prison. He thinks that some people are
• 32:08
  going to get him, I'm pretty sure.
• 32:10
  He's got a pretty mouth, dude. I'm pretty sure he'd just be in
• 32:12
  protective custody, which would probably be worse because then
• 32:15
  you'd just be by yourself for 23.
• 32:17
  Hours, but if you if you know you're getting out in a couple
• 32:19
  years, like it might not be as bad.
• 32:21
  Well, yeah, it's more like 2 years.
• 32:23
  And then it's been floated that, you know, should we give, should
• 32:30
  Trump give him a part? And they even asked Trump if
• 32:32
  he's considered giving P Diddy apart and he said, well, I call
• 32:37
  him Puff Daddy so. There you go.
• 32:40
  Get that out of the way. He's, you know, 90s late 2,
• 32:44
  early 2000s Puffy. Can't stop, won't stop.
• 32:48
  But he'll, but he'll look into it.
• 32:53
  He was asked if he was about Ghilane Maxwell, would he give
• 32:57
  her a pardon? He's like, oh, I haven't heard
• 32:59
  that name in a while. I'm not really sure.
• 33:01
  I'm not really sure. I'd have to look into it.
• 33:04
  I haven't heard anything about that in a while.
• 33:07
  Well, her shit's going to the Supreme Court, so.
• 33:09
  They denied it. They said no.
• 33:11
  Oh, really? Yeah, so they said no, that's
• 33:13
  why they asked. Like, so the only thing that she
• 33:14
  could get at this point is a pardon.
• 33:16
  He said he'd look into it. So puff.
• 33:20
  Dad, his old his old girlfriend. Puff Daddy and Maxwell are, you
• 33:24
  know, he's going to, he's going to see what he can do about
• 33:27
  getting them pardoned. It's almost like someone was
• 33:29
  like, hey, yeah, I yeah, you going to you going to pardon
• 33:34
  this person that's a convicted child sex trafficker?
• 33:38
  You know what? I'll look into that.
• 33:40
  That's a good idea. You're like, no, no, I was
• 33:43
  asking because we don't want you to do that.
• 33:44
  No, I think that you know what, you might be on to something
• 33:47
  like. Me and my like MAGA queuing on
• 33:49
  freaks are all like, you know, like there's this sex child
• 33:52
  trafficking ring like on the Democratic side.
• 33:54
  It's like bro like he's over here surmising about giving to
• 34:01
  separate sex traffickers. We did episode a long time ago,
• 34:07
  many a moon ago, where we talked just for a bit about was like,
• 34:11
  you know, one of my million conspiracies.
• 34:14
  And it was whenever there was the Wayfair conspiracy that
• 34:17
  people were being sold on Wayfair and being sold on like
• 34:21
  Amazon. And you could type in codes and
• 34:23
  find missing people and all this.
• 34:25
  And that was like a bunch of like Russian psyop crazy
• 34:29
  bullshit. But we talked about it then and
• 34:31
  it was, yeah, like there's a secret cabal and you can order
• 34:34
  this. This cabinet is, you know, if
• 34:37
  you type in this number code, this cabinet pops up and that's
• 34:41
  the number code of a missing kid.
• 34:43
  And here's this connection, and they're using it to buy people.
• 34:47
  Trump slapped the tariff. I like, I think it was like
• 34:51
  something like crazy, like 60% tariff on all kitchen cabinets
• 34:54
  coming into the United States. Not kidding.
• 34:59
  Oh, I saw that. Final therapy question.
• 35:03
  Therapy question. So glad I bought my house, but
• 35:07
  when I did, it has like new cabinets and shit 'cause I'm
• 35:10
  like, Oh my God, that's also my like my big ass fence.
• 35:14
  I was like, no, I got to get this fence done as soon as
• 35:16
  possible 'cause this shit's only going to get more expensive and
• 35:20
  nothing's like taking effect yet.
• 35:21
  So I need to do this shit like now.
• 35:23
  Like I need to buy. All of this like what?
• 35:26
  The Wang surgery, you know. Yeah, like I need to do it now,
• 35:29
  otherwise if I wait it'll be so it'll be 7 grand more for no
• 35:34
  reason other than like just shit stupid.
• 35:38
  And yeah, I was right. But at least the eggs are
• 35:41
  cheaper. Oh wait, final therapy question.
• 35:45
  Therapy question #4 Would you rather be haunted by every
• 35:51
  person you've ghosted or every person who ghosted you?
• 36:01
  Be haunted by every person you've ghosted or every person
• 36:06
  who ghosted you so they're haunting you so they obviously
• 36:16
  have to like, interact with you. Yeah, I, I, I guess if that's
• 36:20
  the the law, the ghost law. I guess it'd be every person who
• 36:24
  ghosted me rather than people I've ghosted 'cause if it was,
• 36:28
  if you got ghosted, there might have been a reason why.
• 36:32
  Well, well, you given like crazy.
• 36:34
  There could have been some wild shit going on right as we're
• 36:37
  like, Maybe if like you're haunting me, I get some
• 36:39
  clarification. You know what I'm saying?
• 36:42
  About the guest, yeah. I mean, the way that I say I see
• 36:45
  it, I agree. I'd rather be haunted by the
• 36:47
  people, the girls who ghosted me, rather than the people I
• 36:50
  ghosted because I ghosted them for a reason.
• 36:53
  And the girls who ghosted me. I didn't ask to be ghosted.
• 36:57
  I was obviously still into it. You got one another reason.
• 37:00
  So I'd rather be haunted by the Boo bitch then, you know, Boo.
• 37:06
  Because Yeah, and also if it's people you ghost so they're just
• 37:09
  going to talk shit the whole time, doesn't matter.
• 37:12
  And it's like. I ghosted you for you know.
• 37:15
  But they. Why would you want them haunting
• 37:17
  you? Yeah, exactly.
• 37:18
  That's what I'm saying. Like that's that's what I'm
• 37:20
  saying. It doesn't matter who you are,
• 37:21
  guy, girl, whatever walk of life, there's anybody, a friend
• 37:25
  or relationship or something that you ghosted on and being
• 37:28
  haunted by those people and you're just like, I need to
• 37:32
  literally get away from this person to continue to move
• 37:35
  forward. I don't.
• 37:37
  Know well, and then after saying this or like writing this in
• 37:39
  there, like I was thinking like I don't think like I mean I
• 37:42
  definitely haven't ghosted like very many people at all.
• 37:45
  Like I don't like I'm trying to think of who and then also
• 37:50
  haven't really been ghosted that much.
• 37:51
  I was kind of recently by the Boo bitch, but that's what she
• 37:55
  called herself. No, I mean, yeah.
• 37:57
  I mean, I can't think of, I can't really think of that many.
• 37:59
  If anything, it was more like this person makes me super
• 38:05
  uncomfortable, but it wasn't even like, I mean, I'm trying to
• 38:08
  think there's there's this one, there's this crazy chick back in
• 38:13
  the day and I didn't even like date this chick or anything, but
• 38:17
  it was like the craziest shit ever.
• 38:18
  So I was in Austin. We're bartending at this club.
• 38:22
  There's this girl who would come in and dude, I'm did I tell you?
• 38:25
  Like she would like just stare at me from across like the way
• 38:29
  like it's a big area and it'd be like people dance hit and like
• 38:32
  the crowd would part a little bit and she'd just be like
• 38:34
  staring at my well, like because there's a big long line of
• 38:38
  people and I started like bartending on like the other
• 38:42
  side and then I moved downstairs.
• 38:44
  Wouldn't let her come to the downstairs area.
• 38:47
  I was like, do not let this girl come down here.
• 38:49
  She'd make me so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable that like if,
• 38:54
  like if that's the type of people that are haunting me, No
• 38:57
  man, get out of here. That is an actual nightmare.
• 39:01
  There might be some comedic relief because then like the
• 39:03
  ghosts, if it's people that ghosted you, they'd also be more
• 39:07
  annoyed by having to haunt you than you would.
• 39:10
  They would be haunting. You.
• 39:11
  No, no, I feel like I, I, I, I turn them, you know?
• 39:14
  No, that's what I'm saying. Like it did.
• 39:16
  They, I think they'd be like, I fucked up.
• 39:19
  Yeah, like I think the animosity would be different.
• 39:21
  That's what I'm saying. They'd be like, oh, I have to
• 39:23
  haunt you. I thought I'd ghosted you and
• 39:25
  you'd be like, oh, that sucks. Like it'd be funny and you could
• 39:29
  kind of fuck with them as the other ones just be like, they
• 39:31
  just be talking shit to you, man.
• 39:32
  The whole time. All they'd do is just like yap
• 39:34
  at you that'd. Be maybe a worse version of the
• 39:37
  version that I ghosted in the 1st place, you know?
• 39:40
  Yeah. Yes, 'cause then they'd be like
• 39:43
  eternal and like follow you for forever.
• 39:45
  And and have experienced the ghost by me.
• 39:49
  So then now they're like got, you know, they're pissed.
• 39:52
  Yeah, they be, they be be they would blame you because you
• 39:55
  ghosted them. They turn to ghosts.
• 39:57
  Damn, talk about a curse, bro. That's a wild.
• 40:01
  Curse that's a double Entang. That's some.
• 40:03
  Beauty and the Beast shit. So what's up?
• 40:07
  What's up, Belle? Get out of here.
• 40:10
  What's up, Belle? But she's like.
• 40:12
  That's the Princess, dude. That movie's so funny to you
• 40:15
  because they're just like, this bitch is weird.
• 40:17
  She reads books Like what? Like.
• 40:20
  You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy?
• 40:22
  Sounds wild, dude, Who who, what's the, the fucking song
• 40:26
  that from Beauty and the beast who sang it?
• 40:31
  Oh, never mind. It's me, it's me.
• 40:34
  But like I I think I thought I had like a Beethoven kit.
• 40:36
  Connection. Oh, I was thinking.
• 40:38
  Never mind, I think. Of not the not Paul Newman,
• 40:43
  Randy Newman. I was thinking about it.
• 40:46
  That would be incredible. But it's incredible.
• 40:48
  It's fucking meatloaf beauty. He's a beast.
• 40:52
  But like, no, dude, that movie's wild.
• 40:54
  Think about it like the bookstore owner is sitting there
• 40:58
  talking shit, and I guarantee you she's the only reason he's
• 41:01
  open. The only reason he has a
• 41:03
  business is because Belle checks out books every day and he's
• 41:06
  talking shit about this girl. She's weird.
• 41:08
  Yeah, she comes into my bookstore and just keeps buying
• 41:11
  books and shit. What a weird girl.
• 41:13
  Like that's crazy and everybody. I mean, I mean.
• 41:16
  She is stupid. I mean the bad guy.
• 41:18
  I think I've talked about the bad guys.
• 41:20
  It's a beast and it's totally not Gaston.
• 41:23
  Gaston's not really the bad guy. I mean, you know, shout out to
• 41:25
  our French people again. So if you get everybody turned
• 41:29
  into a ghost because you ghosted them, that means you were so
• 41:33
  bad. That's like a David Spade movie.
• 41:35
  So that means you're such a bad person that now everybody got
• 41:38
  turned into a ghost. That's like, no, no, no, no, the
• 41:41
  opposite. Well I'm saying if if it was the
• 41:44
  people you ghosted, they got turned to ghosts.
• 41:47
  That's because they weren't. They weren't under like the
• 41:49
  umbrella of production by me anymore.
• 41:52
  Well, yeah, but I'm saying because you ghosted them, they
• 41:54
  became ghosts. So they'd be mad.
• 41:56
  They'd be mad about that. That's like Beauty and the
• 41:58
  Beast. Everybody's pissed off that
• 42:00
  they're afraid of the Beast, but he's like, yo, man, like I'm a
• 42:03
  sweet old lady. This is my kid Chip.
• 42:05
  He's a cup this little kids a cup now because you wanted to
• 42:10
  like yell at some old lady bitch who showed up at the house and
• 42:13
  needed help. She ended up being a magical
• 42:15
  witch and cursed everybody that works for you into like being
• 42:19
  credenzas and ottomans and cups and silverware and clocks and
• 42:24
  lamps for all of time. Unless you fall in love and stop
• 42:30
  being such a piece of shit before this magical rose dies.
• 42:34
  Bro how big of an asshole was the beast before the beast
• 42:39
  became the beast? Bro, think about it, everybody
• 42:42
  like people's family members were missing and nobody knew
• 42:45
  where they were bro because they were turned into like there's a
• 42:49
  dog that got turned into an Ottoman.
• 42:51
  That's fucked up man. Like you really fucked up with
• 42:54
  life. When a poor defenseless dog is
• 42:56
  being turned into a piece of furniture and is willingly
• 42:59
  letting some weird old man who comes in put his feet up on him,
• 43:03
  he's excited. Well, but he for eternity
• 43:06
  though, so like dogs don't. Unless, unless he falls in love.
• 43:10
  My my at. Least at least the dog.
• 43:12
  The dog wouldn't be alive as long you know if the five.
• 43:14
  Year old son Chip, who has a piece missing, will never be a
• 43:18
  boy again unless you fall in love.
• 43:22
  Do you think chip chip had downs and that was like a symbolic
• 43:25
  that's like the? Wildest shit and the fact that
• 43:27
  they made his nose like the hoop like it's like whoop like the
• 43:32
  the the handle it's his nose is like so out of control.
• 43:37
  So you're saying Gaston, who's who's supposed to be the
• 43:39
  antagonist? Gaston's just a dude bro.
• 43:41
  He's just a dude bro. Dude.
• 43:42
  He's like, he sucks, but all the dudes like him.
• 43:44
  Everybody else likes him but Bell and this crazy old man.
• 43:47
  Think about this. This old man is hey, I made a
• 43:50
  I'm a part of the industrial revolution.
• 43:53
  I made a steam powered machine. I'm going to take it to the
• 43:57
  fair. Gets lost in the woods and
• 43:59
  attacked by wolves, right? That's like short story.
• 44:02
  He's walking through attack. Spoiler alert.
• 44:06
  Find, run, sees a castle, runs into it to seek shelter.
• 44:11
  It is decrepit and empty. No one's there.
• 44:16
  Bumps into the Ottoman dog, the beast locks him in a tower to
• 44:21
  die. Never going to let him out.
• 44:25
  Very comfortable doing it like he's done it before.
• 44:30
  Just saying because. And if you question like, well
• 44:35
  did he really, his daughter shows up and she's like let my
• 44:40
  dad go. He goes cool bitch.
• 44:43
  Only if you get in the cage. I'll lock you up.
• 44:47
  You can swap spots with him. So now I'm going to lock this
• 44:52
  girl up, the weird bitch from town who reads books.
• 44:55
  Now she's mine and I'm locking her in a tower and I'll let the
• 44:58
  old man go. Well, think about that.
• 45:00
  Well, no, that's that's crazy. When he was turning into the
• 45:04
  beast, did that change his personality or is it the same
• 45:06
  personality? No, he was just now he's just
• 45:09
  like grumpy and lonely. If anything he's just more like
• 45:11
  a curmudgeon because he was a Dick.
• 45:12
  Like that's what it was. This old lady, the beginning,
• 45:15
  they tell the tale and like this old lady, this homeless woman
• 45:18
  shows up seeking shelter and he's she's like help me out and
• 45:22
  he's like get out of here you old bitch.
• 45:23
  And like chases her off and is really mean to her and
• 45:26
  humiliates her in front of all these people.
• 45:29
  Then she comes back and does this like glowing float thing
• 45:32
  and it's like I'm actually a witch and curses him and that's
• 45:35
  it. And she's like, you got to fall
• 45:36
  in love. Otherwise all these people, all
• 45:39
  of these innocent people that work for you, I'm punishing them
• 45:42
  too. That's how big of a Dick you
• 45:44
  are. The whole town he was OK with
• 45:49
  going and killing the beast. He all he had to do was show
• 45:52
  them visuals on a magical mirror of this screaming monster and
• 45:58
  everybody was like oh fuck so and then next thing you know,
• 46:02
  everybody the whole town is going to go kill the beast.
• 46:05
  The Gaston a wore a Cape socially badass.
• 46:10
  Everybody wanted to a group of dudes saying like the most not
• 46:16
  no homo but homo song about another man of all time talking
• 46:20
  about his chest hair and eating eggs.
• 46:22
  No one fights like Gaston like that song is wild.
• 46:25
  Like that's epic. If you if your homies hit you
• 46:28
  with that, you'd be like whoa, guys like chill out.
• 46:31
  That's the whole town. He ends up beat defeating the
• 46:35
  beast in combat. He kills the beast.
• 46:37
  He just falls off the side of the castle because he's what?
• 46:40
  Scaling a castle in the rain with no climbing equipment?
• 46:44
  That's bad? That's crazy.
• 46:46
  Fighting a mythical beast created by some witch woman.
• 46:50
  Then he kills it. Gaston.
• 46:53
  He sucks. He's like a Chad to the Max, but
• 46:56
  he's not like necessarily The bad guy though real bad guy is
• 46:59
  the beast. The fact that the beast gets the
• 47:01
  girl and like keeps his castle and it's all nice and clean
• 47:04
  again, he's like handsome and shit.
• 47:06
  That's messed up. That's not cool.
• 47:08
  He doesn't deserve any of that. Everybody around him was
• 47:11
  tortured. Just saying because he's still
• 47:14
  got to be a bad. Ass What about the witch?
• 47:18
  She went on, she kicked rocks. She was like, no.
• 47:20
  I know, but my point is like she, she, she's like the Elaine
• 47:23
  Maxwell of this scenario. I feel like she deserves a
• 47:26
  little bit of blame as well. She facilitated him becoming a
• 47:29
  beast and and she's the one who turned everybody into the
• 47:32
  motherfucking the Ottomans. And then think about this, those
• 47:35
  people are trying to go kill the beast.
• 47:36
  Like what happens if the beast dies?
• 47:38
  Are they still stuck that way for forever?
• 47:40
  Yeah, you see what I'm saying? Like if there's a nuance here.
• 47:43
  Because if so, if not, if he just dies and then they're just
• 47:47
  released, I think that's more fair that the beast.
• 47:50
  Should have. Doesn't sound, doesn't sound
• 47:51
  like maybe the outside with you the.
• 47:53
  Way he's like. Pharaoh, he just takes you.
• 47:55
  Get in, you get in the cage, then that's crazy.
• 47:58
  That's the like that. You're way too comfortable
• 48:00
  locking people in your tower free for all of time because
• 48:04
  they show up and they need help. There's wolves outside.
• 48:06
  I know you don't leave the house very often because you're a
• 48:09
  weirdo and you're a monstrous beast, but there are wolves out
• 48:13
  here. Like if you think I'm the last,
• 48:14
  the next, there's not going to be somebody else at your door
• 48:17
  soon. Maybe take care of the wolves.
• 48:20
  You're like a mythical beast with tusks.
• 48:23
  Go do something about it. Just saying that shit, I would
• 48:27
  watch that as a kid. And I was like, what are we
• 48:29
  doing here? This is who we're rooting for
• 48:32
  this guy. And now he gets to sing songs
• 48:34
  and shit and snowball fight. Get out of here.
• 48:37
  What are we talking? What are we doing, bro?
• 48:38
  And everyone's excited. They're just excited.
• 48:40
  They hate him secretly. They just want him to fall in
• 48:43
  love. Because I'm tired of being a
• 48:45
  fucking recliner, bro. Like I'm over it.
• 48:48
  Like I don't even have wheels. I'm just stuck.
• 48:50
  Like I. Don't have the recliners for
• 48:53
  your thing back in whatever time period this is.
• 48:56
  A real nice wing back chair there.
• 48:58
  You go, there you go. Just want to keep it true.
• 49:02
  Sorry that's my rant, I just got that that shit pisses me off.
• 49:05
  I can't wait to see what the Spotify auto generated chapters.
• 49:09
  Little Mermaid, I think. I might have talked about this
• 49:12
  on the podcast My Little Mermaid is Wild.
• 49:15
  If you came to me and said, hey, I have an idea for a date.
• 49:19
  And I was like, yeah, bro, what is it?
• 49:22
  There's this death mute girl I've been hanging out with.
• 49:26
  I don't really know. Helen Keller type shit.
• 49:28
  I don't really know if she likes me a lot or not.
• 49:32
  I'm going to take her out on a boat by herself in the middle of
• 49:36
  the night and I'm going to make a move.
• 49:38
  Bro and she's like 13. I'm like, dude, you're going to
• 49:41
  jail. Like, what are you doing right
• 49:42
  now? What are we talking about?
• 49:44
  Like that's a horrible idea. You're taking the deaf mute girl
• 49:48
  to the lagoon in the woods. You're going to try to woo her
• 49:51
  and kiss the girl. That's creepy as shit, man.
• 49:53
  Like that's, there's like I stop, don't, don't do that.
• 49:58
  And think about it. She gave up her voice to to
• 50:02
  basically be with the dude. So she chose to stop being able
• 50:05
  to speak, to have the ability to walk, right.
• 50:08
  She lost her voice. She gave it to Ursula cause
• 50:11
  Ursula had all had, you know, was just like a octopus bitch.
• 50:14
  So she took her voice. So then Ariel decides to go be
• 50:18
  with this dude and try to do whatever and walk on the sand,
• 50:22
  but gave her her voice to go do that.
• 50:25
  She gave her her voice to be with some dude.
• 50:27
  What is that? What kind of message is that
• 50:29
  for? Like a wet dream, Jesus.
• 50:31
  Christ life follows. OK, but but also like while
• 50:38
  we're doing it, like I mean Cinderella, like the glass
• 50:40
  slipper fits perfectly well. Why the fuck did it fall off in
• 50:43
  the 1st place? You know what I'm saying?
• 50:44
  Check them. True.
• 50:46
  She's got sweaty feet, you know what I'm saying?
• 50:49
  You wear those, you wear those things you wear.
• 50:51
  You wear glass slippers and try to have your feet.
• 50:53
  With with your intention servitude.
• 50:57
  Yeah, that's the that one was pretty wild.
• 51:00
  But there's something inherently weird with Little Mermaid,
• 51:03
  something obviously inherently weird with Beauty and the Beast.
• 51:09
  It's just like, inappropriate. And that was a clip from Joseph
• 51:14
  and Andy's another podcast called Screenplayers.
• 51:17
  Screenplayers. 1 1/2 episodes released until banned from
• 51:21
  YouTube. Check it out.
• 51:23
  Still I. Think, I think we can do it on
• 51:26
  Facebook still, though. Facebook was like, whatever,
• 51:28
  they didn't get your shits, they didn't care.
• 51:32
  Do you need a break or you? Yeah.
• 51:35
  Let's take one real quick. We will be back here in a
• 51:38
  moment. And now we're back with the
• 51:43
  topics, Joseph. All right, first topic, this is
• 51:50
  by MNPRKERA from their law. This is by Ryan Lucas and Elena
• 51:56
  Moore. That's under law.
• 51:58
  And it is Democrats press Bondi over concerns DOJ is weaponizing
• 52:02
  to target Trump's foes. So there's a lot of crazy clips
• 52:07
  of this that have been shown of the from floating around today
• 52:13
  about her being confronted yes or no questions and not
• 52:16
  answering them. Attorney General Pam Bondi faced
• 52:19
  sharp questions from Democrats over mounting concerns that the
• 52:23
  Justice Department under her leadership is being weaponized
• 52:26
  to go after Trump's perceived political enemies.
• 52:29
  During a more than a four hour hearing before the Senate
• 52:31
  Judiciary Committee Tuesday that often turned combative, Bondi
• 52:36
  defended her work at the helm of the Justice Department,
• 52:39
  rejecting allegations that investigations and prosecutions,
• 52:43
  including the most recent indictment of former FBI
• 52:46
  Director James Comedy, were driven by politics.
• 52:50
  I took the office with two goals, to end weaponization of
• 52:54
  justice and return the department to its more core
• 52:57
  issues of fighting violent crime, Bondi told lawmakers.
• 53:02
  While there's more work to do, I believe in eight short months we
• 53:05
  have made tremendous progress towards those ends.
• 53:09
  I can't, I have. That's like bullshit.
• 53:12
  Obviously, dude, it's insane. It's like, it's Orwellian.
• 53:15
  It's like exactly what they're not doing.
• 53:18
  Yeah. Like they're not investigating
• 53:20
  like sex crimes, like violent crimes, murders, because they're
• 53:25
  pulling all these fools like away to go do like the ICE shit.
• 53:28
  Yeah, the Justice Department has undergone enormous changes since
• 53:32
  Bonnie took charge. During her tenure, career
• 53:35
  prosecutors who worked capital riot cases or investigated Trump
• 53:38
  have been pushed out or fired. As of senior officials at the
• 53:42
  FBI, the section that investigates public corruption
• 53:46
  has been gutted, while the bureau's premier public
• 53:49
  corruption unit has been disbanded.
• 53:54
  Yeah, so just white collar crime, just nobody's
• 53:56
  investigating it. So just it's it's a free for all
• 53:58
  bro. Yeah, and the department that
• 54:01
  has open investigations into Trump's most vocal critics and
• 54:05
  dropped prosecutions for his allies.
• 54:08
  He's even made comments like, Oh, well, you know, he, he voted
• 54:11
  Trump, so we like him. So like, it's crazy.
• 54:16
  Yeah, like there's not like these aren't, this isn't the
• 54:18
  deep state. This is the shallow state, dude.
• 54:20
  It's like they're just telling you like what they're fucking
• 54:23
  doing. Like like all you fucking
• 54:26
  queuing on people like deep state masked motherfuckers, like
• 54:29
  just showing up trying to like kidnap people like in like
• 54:31
  fucking Honda CRVS. Like what are we?
• 54:33
  What are we doing? Yeah, with no due process,
• 54:36
  lawmakers broke on party lines in the in their views on the
• 54:40
  direction of the department has taken under Trump's
• 54:42
  administration. Democrats sought TO0IN on the
• 54:45
  turmoil and departure from department traditions and norms
• 54:50
  to highlight that they say is what they say is a dangerous
• 54:53
  direction Bondy is taking. The DOJ, our nation's top law
• 54:56
  enforcement law enforcement agency, has become a shield for
• 54:59
  the president and his political allies when they engage in
• 55:02
  misconduct, said Dick Durbin, committee's top Democrat.
• 55:06
  In eight short months, you fundamentally transform the
• 55:09
  Justice Department and left an enormous stain on American
• 55:12
  history. It will take decades to recover.
• 55:15
  Republicans, in contrast, argue that the department was in fact
• 55:18
  weaponized by the Biden administration against Trump and
• 55:21
  conservatives more broadly. And they said Bondy was cleaning
• 55:25
  up the mess that was left behind.
• 55:27
  Focusing on crime and getting tough on criminals is a welcome
• 55:30
  change from four years of Biden administration soft on crime
• 55:33
  policies, said Chuck Grassley. That old fucking dinosaur.
• 55:38
  Go away. I think it's like 91.
• 55:40
  God, Chuck Grassley is just miserable.
• 55:43
  I mean, he's, I swear he's, he's been.
• 55:44
  He's almost been. In Orrin Hatch.
• 55:46
  No, you're thinking Orrin Hatch. But both of those guys I I swear
• 55:50
  were in office were for a woman, wanted a credit card that to ask
• 55:53
  their husband's permission. 50 years in the Center for Orrin
• 55:57
  Hatch. Gross.
• 56:02
  Yeah, he pointed that in. He pointed to information he
• 56:05
  said at the end that he and other lawmakers have obtained
• 56:08
  that shows the FBI in 2023 analyzed phone data, more than
• 56:12
  half a dozen Republican lawmakers, including members of
• 56:15
  the Judiciary Committee, as part of an investigation and Trump's
• 56:19
  efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
• 56:22
  Can you tell me why my phone workers were stopped by the Jack
• 56:24
  Smith agents? Lindsey Graham said, referring
• 56:27
  to the special counsel who investigated Trump.
• 56:30
  Grassley, meanwhile, called it an outrage and and an
• 56:33
  unconstitutional breach and called on Bonnie and the and FBI
• 56:37
  Director Cash Patel to address the matter.
• 56:39
  Several Republicans called for Bonnie to appoint a special
• 56:42
  counsel to investigate. Thoughts.
• 56:49
  I'm glad like there's, you know, at least a little push back, you
• 56:54
  know, from the fucking Congress, the do nothing Congress .2 point
• 57:00
  O as they used to call him back in the day.
• 57:03
  Like, you know, like we're not even talking about the fucking
• 57:06
  government still shut down, you know?
• 57:09
  Yeah, I mean, they asked her questions about the borders are
• 57:12
  because they have, what is his name?
• 57:13
  Homan. Yeah, Homan.
• 57:16
  They have video of him accepting $50,000 in cash from the FBI.
• 57:21
  In a fucking bag. And a sting operation then that
• 57:27
  has been decided to not be prosecuted.
• 57:29
  It was being investigated. And then they just dropped the
• 57:34
  prosecution against him whenever Trump took office.
• 57:39
  I mean, 50 GS is like that's all it takes.
• 57:42
  Like like you fucking prostitute.
• 57:44
  Like come on bro. Like, like, look at what Jared
• 57:46
  Kushner has done. Yeah.
• 57:48
  He's just like, he just got in on the EA Sports $55 billion
• 57:52
  acquisition with the Saudis so that he can like, reach the
• 57:55
  fucking wheels and, and, you know, get the merger or like let
• 57:58
  that take private by a Saudi fucking like this sovereign
• 58:02
  wealth fund, like biggest leveraged buyout in the history
• 58:06
  of the world. And yeah, and you got $2 billion
• 58:11
  from the Saudi students that you left office in 2020, that that's
• 58:14
  what you got to do. Dude, it can't be a cheap whore.
• 58:17
  Come on Homan then like, oh man. Questioned her about the comedy
• 58:23
  allegations. You know him, You know we Trump
• 58:27
  truthed or tweeted whatever farted, farted out a fucking
• 58:33
  message that looked like, looked like it was a direct message to
• 58:37
  Pam Bondi. It's kind of how it reads about
• 58:39
  going after these political people, comedy and other people.
• 58:42
  Then about then, they ended up firing a Virginia prosecutor who
• 58:47
  refused to bring charges against comedy and other people.
• 58:50
  So you get like a fucking staffer to to.
• 58:53
  So then, so they fired that guy in Virginia.
• 58:56
  Then they appointed, Yeah, a former Trump staffer, never
• 59:00
  prosecuted a case to bring these charges and file this indictment
• 59:04
  because nobody, nobody else in the Department of Justice wanted
• 59:08
  to even touch this thing. So they got some inexperienced
• 59:11
  person to do it. She's ridiculous.
• 59:14
  I've watched interviews with her and she's almost as bad as that
• 59:20
  ABBA the the woman who represented Herman, represented
• 59:23
  him in the election overturn case and all that stuff, who he
• 59:26
  tried to get appointed to, like what Attorney general of New
• 59:30
  Jersey? And I think she got denied, you
• 59:33
  know, borderline been disbarred. She'd never tried a case before
• 59:40
  she did it. So that's not shocking.
• 59:43
  And then also they asked about Epstein files.
• 59:48
  Who who directed the FBI to look for information that involved
• 59:54
  Trump and flag it? She she wouldn't even answer the
• 59:57
  question. She started questioning, you
• 59:59
  know, Adam Schiff or yeah, Adam Schiff and like what he does and
• 1:00:03
  where he gets his money. It was all like, deflect,
• 1:00:05
  deflect, deflect that she didn't answer any actual questions.
• 1:00:08
  It was pretty crazy. Like it was obvious she did, but
• 1:00:11
  it was like, yeah, it was proposed.
• 1:00:13
  Like he would be like, OK, like mute or Mike reclaiming my time
• 1:00:17
  or like, you know, natural order.
• 1:00:18
  Give me a SEC. Hey, yes or no?
• 1:00:21
  Did did. Did you direct anybody to like,
• 1:00:25
  look for information or flag things that involved Donald
• 1:00:27
  Trump in the Epstein files? Wouldn't answer the question,
• 1:00:30
  just personal. Started personally attacking
• 1:00:32
  them. That was the whole thing for
• 1:00:34
  four hours. Fucking crazy.
• 1:00:37
  Yeah, they got a video, but they said they found no credible
• 1:00:40
  evidence of any wrongdoing. But they have a video of at home
• 1:00:46
  and accepting $50,000 in cash when Schiff.
• 1:00:49
  Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's obvious
• 1:00:51
  that's been denying it. When asked by Schiff if she
• 1:00:54
  would support it, the request by Democrat lawmakers to make
• 1:00:57
  public any recordings of Home and allegedly accepting the cash
• 1:01:00
  in exchange, the exchange grew heated.
• 1:01:03
  Bondy responded by asking Schiff, Will you apologize to
• 1:01:06
  Donald Trump for trying to impeach him?
• 1:01:07
  See. That's what that says.
• 1:01:11
  Like that's my senator, by the way, voted for him.
• 1:01:15
  He he's like clean dude. That's why he's like the perfect
• 1:01:20
  dude. Like he's, he's a prosecutor for
• 1:01:22
  real, for real, for real. And like, he doesn't fuck
• 1:01:25
  around. And like, he's squeaky clean
• 1:01:27
  like the FBI used to be. You know, like, whenever I
• 1:01:32
  became a financial advisor, I got an FBI background check
• 1:01:36
  because, you know, like, they trust the FBI, but it's also,
• 1:01:40
  like, mandatory. But nowadays, it's like, you
• 1:01:43
  know, what does that even mean? Cash Patel's the head of the
• 1:01:46
  FBI. Dan Bongino is the deputy
• 1:01:50
  fucking chief of the FBI. You know, it's like, ridiculous.
• 1:01:55
  Yeah, so that happened today, this cringe of shit.
• 1:02:02
  And honestly, Pam Bondi looks like she's aged like 10 years in
• 1:02:05
  this eight months, man. But she can't get the Botox
• 1:02:08
  treatments like this has not. Just lying that much is going to
• 1:02:11
  be exhausting. But she also bought in on forget
• 1:02:17
  what it might have been the IT was either the she got in on the
• 1:02:20
  crypto, but no, she bought like stock, a shit ton of stock.
• 1:02:25
  And then they announced something like 2 hours later and
• 1:02:30
  in the stock surged and then she cashed out.
• 1:02:33
  Like just just like, because like they can track like, you
• 1:02:36
  know, like who bought like this many shares like it like, and
• 1:02:40
  they found like they like worked backwards and found out it was
• 1:02:43
  her and like, like the timing and everything of it.
• 1:02:45
  It's just straight up insider trading.
• 1:02:48
  Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  They all get, they all get away with it though.
• 1:02:52
  I was going to do anything to him at this point.
• 1:02:55
  She's the fucking one who would bring the case, you know?
• 1:02:57
  So when your attorney general's insider trading, it's like, fuck
• 1:03:00
  dude. And there's no and there's no
• 1:03:02
  more corruption investigators. It's been whittled down and then
• 1:03:07
  the the the best group of them has been disbanded and but.
• 1:03:10
  She would be in charge of them, so she'd be like, yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Exactly like so like they she, but even if she even if they
• 1:03:16
  were independent, they they don't exist anymore, so no,
• 1:03:20
  wouldn't matter. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:21
  I think they tried to argue that special counsels were illegal,
• 1:03:25
  like Trump's team did, you know, to get like a a boy Jack.
• 1:03:30
  What's his last name, remember? Jack Smith.
• 1:03:33
  Was that the prosecutor, the special counsel?
• 1:03:35
  Yeah, yeah. Jack Smith.
• 1:03:36
  Yeah. They were trying to, they that
• 1:03:38
  went to the Supreme Court. They argued that the whole
• 1:03:40
  concept of a special counsel is illegal.
• 1:03:44
  So like, they're definitely not hiring special counsels, you
• 1:03:47
  know, unless, unless, of course, no, unless, unless it's to
• 1:03:50
  investigate like other people. So now he's going to pardon
• 1:03:53
  Santos, bring him out. Oh, I hope so.
• 1:03:57
  I'm going to need a special counsel for that.
• 1:03:59
  We need a special ceremony, maybe like the Presidential
• 1:04:01
  Medal of Freedom. Don't crush it.
• 1:04:04
  That's. Right USAUSA, we should get on
• 1:04:10
  SORA, the the new Open AI video generator and creative videos of
• 1:04:16
  George Santos getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
• 1:04:20
  Dude, that'd be awesome. So you we had talked about the
• 1:04:25
  ICP theme song. Yeah, you.
• 1:04:28
  I heard it was good. Yeah, so I went and edited the
• 1:04:32
  last episode and put it in. So like if you downloaded it or
• 1:04:36
  you automatically download it, if you and listen to it like in
• 1:04:40
  the first like day you didn't hear it.
• 1:04:42
  But if you like undownloaded and re downloaded then you'll be
• 1:04:45
  able to hear both during the break or no the intro.
• 1:04:49
  I hit him with it 30 seconds and then a full last minute, or I
• 1:04:54
  put the full song on at the end, so it's like 2 minutes to 40
• 1:04:57
  seconds or something. Nice.
• 1:04:58
  Hell yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:01
  Yeah, that was good. I was like, hell yeah, dude.
• 1:05:03
  So what what? What should the theme song be
• 1:05:05
  this week? You.
• 1:05:06
  Gotta do like Nate Dogg, dude, you gotta do a Nate Dogg.
• 1:05:10
  Nate Dogg singing it. I mean, it's not a hook unless.
• 1:05:13
  I mean, it's not a hit unless Nate Dogg's on the.
• 1:05:14
  Yeah. So like something you know, like
• 1:05:16
  picking up something like. It ain't.
• 1:05:19
  No fun. Like it ain't no fun if the boys
• 1:05:22
  can't have none, you know that's right.
• 1:05:24
  Talk shit or get off the pun. Get talking shit or get an off
• 1:05:32
  the pun. Like that'd be good.
• 1:05:35
  OK. When before you opened up I.
• 1:05:38
  Was working on. I was like literally working on
• 1:05:40
  a West Coast beat because this is how intricate the shit
• 1:05:45
  talkings got in the dynasty league, the 16 team league of
• 1:05:47
  dorks fantasy Football League that I hit him with a GIF.
• 1:05:55
  It's a GIF, not a GIF. Go go graphic image file.
• 1:05:59
  Hit him with a GIF. Denzel training day, whenever
• 1:06:05
  he's like, I'm surgical with this bitch Jake, how you want a
• 1:06:09
  dog? But I had Chachi BT change it
• 1:06:14
  from Jake to Vince, 'cause that's what I was talking shit
• 1:06:16
  about. And I animated it.
• 1:06:19
  And then I worked on a West Coast rap beat, 'cause I like
• 1:06:23
  the that like the whole albums, like Doctor Dre, the soundtrack.
• 1:06:27
  I mean, you know, a lot of it is 'cause Doctor Dre was like in
• 1:06:28
  the movie. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:30
  And, and then I hit him with a GIF with, with the soundtrack.
• 1:06:34
  So I have like a Nate Dogg style beat.
• 1:06:37
  Locked and loaded. So we need article #2 from the
• 1:06:44
  AP Truck driver sues Mark Sanchez and Fox after violent
• 1:06:49
  fight over parking space is by Marjorie Beck 69 year old truck
• 1:06:55
  driver who is seriously injured in a fight that prosecutors say
• 1:06:59
  was started by former NFL quarterback and sports analyst
• 1:07:03
  Mark Sanchez. Suing Sanchez and his employer
• 1:07:07
  and his employer, Fox Corporation, in Indiana State
• 1:07:10
  court. Lawyers for Perry Toll filed the
• 1:07:13
  lawsuit Monday, seeking an unspecified amount of actual and
• 1:07:17
  punitive damages, as well as attorney fees.
• 1:07:20
  The lawsuit accuses Sanchez of instigating a fight with Toll
• 1:07:23
  Saturday night outside of the downtown Indianapolis hotel,
• 1:07:27
  leading to severe permanent disfigurement, loss of function
• 1:07:31
  and other injuries, and emotional distress.
• 1:07:34
  Toll also stabbed Sanchez several times in the fight,
• 1:07:38
  according to police. A picture of Toll circulating
• 1:07:41
  online shows him in a neck brace on a hospital, bled, covered in
• 1:07:45
  blood with a deep slash to the side of his face in an e-mail.
• 1:07:49
  Sports Fox Sports declined to comment on the lawsuit.
• 1:07:53
  The attorneys presiding Sanchez, representing Sanchez in his
• 1:07:56
  criminal case, also declined to comment on the lawsuit.
• 1:08:00
  Attorneys representing Toll in the lawsuit, which requested a
• 1:08:02
  jury trial, did not immediately return call seeking comment.
• 1:08:07
  Sanchez is facing a felony battery charge along with
• 1:08:10
  several misdemeanor charges. So what they say is a fight over
• 1:08:14
  the parking lot. There's a video of this shit
• 1:08:17
  where it's Mark Sanchez and he's like grabbing his side and he's
• 1:08:20
  got all this blood running down. He's just like stumbling through
• 1:08:23
  the street after this motherfucker stabbed him.
• 1:08:26
  And like, I'll read more of it, but allegedly he jumps on this
• 1:08:30
  dude that he comes at him and this dude pepper sprays Mark
• 1:08:34
  Sanchez in the face. He like wipes it off and keeps
• 1:08:39
  attacking him. So like gets him on the ground
• 1:08:42
  and while he's on top of him, he's beating up this old man.
• 1:08:44
  This old man pulls out a knife while he's on this ground and
• 1:08:47
  just starts sticking him to get him off of him.
• 1:08:51
  He gets up, the old man stands up, Then when they stand up, he
• 1:08:55
  comes at him and he has to stick them again.
• 1:08:58
  And then he stumbles off after being stabbed multiple times.
• 1:09:00
  So it's originally was like, oh, Mark Sanchez has been stabbed,
• 1:09:03
  He's in the hospital. Then he got arrested in the
• 1:09:05
  hospital. Well, the first thing I saw was
• 1:09:08
  stabbed during a robbery. Yeah, yeah, stabbed during,
• 1:09:12
  like, jumped and stabbed during a robbery.
• 1:09:13
  And I was like, what? I was like, bullshit dude.
• 1:09:18
  We're literally talking about people fighting over a parking
• 1:09:20
  space and or a dispute about where people are parking and it
• 1:09:25
  resulted in someone receiving just incredibly significant
• 1:09:28
  injuries. Marion County.
• 1:09:30
  Prosecutors wait. So when they said like
• 1:09:31
  permanently disfigured, they're talking about the driver.
• 1:09:34
  Yeah, like he like fucked this guy up.
• 1:09:36
  Yeah, 'cause like I kept getting, I got confused like 60.
• 1:09:39
  9 Mark Sanchez While he's retired, he played. 66767.
• 1:09:43
  No, he's probably like 6-4 maybe.
• 1:09:45
  No, I'm just kidding. I'm just hitting.
• 1:09:46
  He's a 6-7 meme but. He's still a big fucking dude
• 1:09:49
  and he played in the NFL for I know.
• 1:09:50
  He's he's from out here, dude. He went to Mission Viejo
• 1:09:53
  College. So did my, so did my cousin.
• 1:09:55
  They were #2 in the country when we were #1 go Dragons 'cause
• 1:10:00
  they lost their first game. I took some mushrooms there.
• 1:10:04
  But we're talking about people, Yeah, fighting with an affidavit
• 1:10:06
  says the 38 year old Sanchez smelling of alcohol, Acosta
• 1:10:10
  Toll, who had backed his truck into a hotel's loading docks in
• 1:10:14
  downtown Indianapolis. Toll's lawsuit says Sanchez
• 1:10:17
  entered Toll's truck without permission, then physically
• 1:10:20
  blocked and shoved Toll and then doused.
• 1:10:23
  And yeah, then he doused Sanchez's pepper spray.
• 1:10:27
  When Sanchez advanced after being sprayed, he pulled out a
• 1:10:30
  knife to defend himself, they said.
• 1:10:32
  Sanchez was hospitalized with stab wounds to his upper right
• 1:10:36
  torso. Sanchez was in Indian, was in
• 1:10:39
  Annapolis for the Fox's coverage of Sunday's game between the
• 1:10:42
  Colts and Raiders. Crazy.
• 1:10:46
  When the Raiders are in town and and they're not the craziest
• 1:10:50
  football player, that's that's rare.
• 1:10:52
  Also, you forgot to mention it's just the footnote that Mark
• 1:10:56
  Sanchez is the butt fumbler fumbled running into his own
• 1:11:00
  lineman's butt on Thanksgiving I I believe.
• 1:11:05
  I would. I remember the butt fumble.
• 1:11:06
  He also went to back. Remember where I was?
• 1:11:08
  He also was a rookie and went to the AFC championship game.
• 1:11:11
  Went to back-to-back AFC Championship games.
• 1:11:13
  Yeah, I mean, he was a part of like that, like USC, like line
• 1:11:17
  Art Sanchez. Oh, he only started.
• 1:11:20
  Palmer. No, not really, because.
• 1:11:23
  He I'm saying like he like that, like there was like a factory of
• 1:11:26
  quarterbacks coming out of USC. That's all I'm saying.
• 1:11:30
  He only started one year at USC. It was a sophomore year.
• 1:11:35
  While he was good, he wasn't like fantastic.
• 1:11:39
  Everybody said he should have stayed and gone back to school
• 1:11:43
  and he chose not to. That was a big deal between him
• 1:11:46
  and Pete Carroll at the time. So he just, he wanted to leave.
• 1:11:49
  Pete Carroll told him he thought he should stay.
• 1:11:52
  They disagreed. He chose to leave and they had
• 1:11:54
  all this beef and he chose to leave and go and enter the draft
• 1:11:59
  after starting one year as a sophomore.
• 1:12:01
  So he was a second year player. He still had two more years of
• 1:12:04
  eligibility and he chose to leave, which ended up being a
• 1:12:07
  mistake. While he was good and he had
• 1:12:09
  like some ability, he didn't. He didn't understand the game
• 1:12:13
  enough to have made that step. But what's So whenever he played
• 1:12:17
  on that team, that team of The Jets, I mean, you had Bart
• 1:12:20
  Scott, let me think, yeah, Goldston, you had John Abraham,
• 1:12:26
  but you had some that was like a really physical team.
• 1:12:29
  And Rex Ryan was their head coach.
• 1:12:31
  They had Rex Ryan. That was never like Rex Ryan was
• 1:12:34
  all goofy and saying stupid shit.
• 1:12:36
  And he, they drafted him and he went to, you know, 2 AFC
• 1:12:40
  championship games back-to-back, but then all bounced around
• 1:12:43
  after that. Never could, really.
• 1:12:44
  We hold down a quarterback job. Played for the Cowboys for a
• 1:12:48
  bit, played for the Eagles for a little bit.
• 1:12:52
  I think he beat the Cowboys one year as the Eagles as our
• 1:12:56
  starter because someone was hurt.
• 1:12:59
  But yeah, apparently he beat the shit out of some old man and the
• 1:13:01
  old man stabbed the hell out of him.
• 1:13:03
  If you look online, you can see the see a surveillance video and
• 1:13:07
  it's Sanchez like stumbling off and he's got a big old spot
• 1:13:11
  where there's just like blood and he's just grabbing himself
• 1:13:14
  and walking away, which is still crazy that he got pepper sprayed
• 1:13:16
  and stabbed multiple times and it was still like walking
• 1:13:20
  around. I saw a clip where Beaumonti
• 1:13:22
  Jones was also breaking this down and but he was saying that
• 1:13:26
  people thought Sanchez was on Angel Dust PCP.
• 1:13:30
  Like is that is that an actual rumor going around or is it
• 1:13:33
  going? Well, that's what they said is
• 1:13:34
  like is they were like, well, if you're acting like you're on
• 1:13:36
  dust, it's hard to say you're not I he.
• 1:13:39
  Goes if, if people think you're on dust, you're not coming back
• 1:13:42
  from that. I mean, I don't think maybe I
• 1:13:48
  don't see it being dust. I could see him being fucking
• 1:13:51
  wasted and getting it in. Just getting into it with
• 1:13:54
  somebody. I mean, who knows, like if he's
• 1:13:57
  abusing substances or not. It wouldn't be that surprising.
• 1:14:03
  But I tried to just think that he was just fucking wasted.
• 1:14:07
  Yeah, and the CTE is real. Oh yeah.
• 1:14:10
  I mean, you see this happen with these guys and they have like,
• 1:14:15
  you know, he played ten years, made a career of it.
• 1:14:17
  He's got a good coach job or he had one with Fox.
• 1:14:21
  So he's probably going to bounce her end up on like Barstool or
• 1:14:23
  some stupid shit like that. But, you know, I mean, he's made
• 1:14:27
  of cut out a little spot for himself in the broadcasting.
• 1:14:33
  World which is going to be difficult.
• 1:14:34
  But when you're calling games, that's a big deal.
• 1:14:36
  Yeah, and he calls a lot of the West Coast games, so like the
• 1:14:40
  Rams and the Chargers and shit. So like, I've like got a healthy
• 1:14:46
  helping of him. And I thought he was like
• 1:14:49
  actually pretty decent at announcing.
• 1:14:51
  Yeah, he does a good job. Yeah.
• 1:14:53
  So I mean, we'll see what comes of it.
• 1:14:55
  That's that's pretty big news if you don't see that very often.
• 1:14:58
  I mean, shout out to this old man Perry Toll.
• 1:15:02
  I mean, that's fucking stupid to get in a fight over.
• 1:15:06
  He's 69 year old man and you're going.
• 1:15:08
  To he was trying to get like the used cooking oil because he
• 1:15:10
  picks it up. Like any Peppers?
• 1:15:12
  Peppers. Yeah.
• 1:15:12
  He's trying to pick up used cooking oil because that's what
• 1:15:15
  he does. So he pulled up to the back to
• 1:15:17
  pick up this used cooking oil, and that's when they got into
• 1:15:20
  it. He jumped in his fucking car.
• 1:15:22
  So he pepper sprayed him, which for me is like a polite assault.
• 1:15:26
  Like if you pepper spray somebody 'cause they're getting
• 1:15:29
  in your face and threatening you, that's a nice way of saying
• 1:15:32
  like, fuck off. But if I pepper.
• 1:15:34
  Spray when you have a knife in your pocket.
• 1:15:36
  Yeah, and if and if I pepper spray you and you keep coming,
• 1:15:39
  then, yeah, the knife's probably coming out.
• 1:15:41
  But then also like, I still feel like in that moment you're at a
• 1:15:44
  disadvantage 'cause I pepper sprayed you.
• 1:15:46
  Now I know he's a 69 year old man, so it's a little bit
• 1:15:49
  different and he could just overpower him.
• 1:15:51
  But most of the time, like if me and you are going to get into a
• 1:15:53
  fight and then you pepper spray me and then we get into a
• 1:15:57
  physical altercation, like you might get it.
• 1:16:00
  It's going to be really hard for me to see shit like like Mark
• 1:16:03
  Sanchez was definitely on some shit.
• 1:16:07
  Like if he was drunk he was wasted and I could see it being
• 1:16:10
  like pills or like maybe like coke or something like that.
• 1:16:13
  But I don't know about dust something.
• 1:16:14
  He's like smoking PCP or something.
• 1:16:16
  That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know either.
• 1:16:18
  That would be wild. But also used cooking oil, very
• 1:16:21
  flammable like that could have got even crazier.
• 1:16:26
  That's nuts. And then for this old man to
• 1:16:27
  have to like stab him that many times, you got to see the video
• 1:16:31
  like it's black and white. So it's not like gory or
• 1:16:34
  anything, but you're like, oh, that dude's got like a big stain
• 1:16:38
  on his shirt. And it's like obviously wasted
• 1:16:41
  Sanchez, like walking like, like walking away, the video of him
• 1:16:46
  leaving the scene. So I'm I'm sure he lied to him.
• 1:16:49
  I was like, I think I got jumped and he wasn't like, I just beat
• 1:16:52
  the fuck out of this old man like and then he stabbed me.
• 1:16:56
  Imagine if you guy died, like if you beat up an old man, he
• 1:16:59
  survives, he stabs you, you die. And that's how Mark Sanchez
• 1:17:04
  died. He died because he assaulted a
• 1:17:06
  70 year old man and that man murdered him, like stabbed him,
• 1:17:10
  didn't murder him, defended himself and killed Mark Sanchez.
• 1:17:13
  That would be crazy that that was almost the same stupid ass
• 1:17:17
  timeline we're on. We just have missed that He's
• 1:17:21
  just going to be a felon now. They would have made the time
• 1:17:24
  more dumb. They but they didn't even
• 1:17:26
  initially even charge him with any like felonies, but then.
• 1:17:31
  They saw how old the guy was. Yeah, like they looked into it
• 1:17:35
  and they're like, Oh no, we're elevating these charges real
• 1:17:39
  quick. Yeah, so imagine waking up
• 1:17:41
  because he's probably wasted. So he comes to, he's been
• 1:17:44
  stabbed, doesn't remember much, it's all patchy.
• 1:17:48
  And then and then by like you wake up, everyone's like, Oh my
• 1:17:51
  God, it's works. And then you and all of a sudden
• 1:17:53
  the cops come in and cuff you to the Gurney.
• 1:17:56
  So you were just sitting there and the nurse is like, it's like
• 1:17:58
  Sanchez. And then you get cuffed and
• 1:18:00
  they're like, oh, that's the old man.
• 1:18:01
  That's the dude who beat up the old man in like 32 B.
• 1:18:05
  Like this guy, this guy did that.
• 1:18:08
  That sweet old man. Yeah, it was fucking Sanchez
• 1:18:10
  like that, like, right. I guarantee you.
• 1:18:13
  Because they're both in the same hospital.
• 1:18:14
  Yeah, they probably no, but yeah.
• 1:18:16
  Probably it makes sense they're just getting to the closest
• 1:18:19
  hospital. I'm like, I don't know, this guy
• 1:18:22
  beat the shit out of me, but I stabbed him a bunch.
• 1:18:25
  What was his name? I don't know.
• 1:18:26
  He looked like that butt fumble guy.
• 1:18:28
  Mark Sanchez. No shit.
• 1:18:30
  We got Mark Sanchez actually, upstairs.
• 1:18:31
  Someone stabbed him eight times. I sent the article to whereas
• 1:18:36
  mom, my ex, my baby Mama, just because that's like the only
• 1:18:41
  thing she knows about football is Mark Sanchez, the butt
• 1:18:44
  fumbler. And I'm like, yeah, check this
• 1:18:47
  out. Very crazy article #3 This is
• 1:18:55
  just really to discuss. I think there's a lot of reasons
• 1:19:00
  for it and some of it you could say has to do with Trump maybe.
• 1:19:05
  But illegal US, Mexico border crossings hit lowest level in
• 1:19:09
  over 50 years By Madeline Halpert Illegal crossings of the
• 1:19:15
  US border Mexico have hit the lowest level in over half a
• 1:19:17
  century. In the fiscal 2025 year, agents
• 1:19:22
  have stopped 238,000 migrants crossing the border.
• 1:19:28
  There have been fewer than 9000 illegal crossings recorded each
• 1:19:31
  month, and it's the lowest ever of apprehension since 1970, when
• 1:19:38
  the agents stopped 202. What do you think about that?
• 1:19:43
  I mean, that's fine. I mean, I think it's probably a
• 1:19:47
  combination of that, yeah. Like people, like people just
• 1:19:52
  don't want to come here anymore. Yeah, I feel like the.
• 1:19:56
  Not like that, like the yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:00
  I think it's just the attitude, you know, it's like I like
• 1:20:02
  whenever I was doing, you know, I was the aquatic engineer.
• 1:20:09
  It's like bougie houses only. There was this bougie, bougie,
• 1:20:11
  bougie bougie house. It's like a Tik toker owned it.
• 1:20:14
  She was like in the hype house. But he sold it to this family
• 1:20:17
  from Denmark. And I met him a few times.
• 1:20:19
  Like they come in like visit for a couple weeks, but they bought
• 1:20:21
  the house and they're planning on moving out there.
• 1:20:24
  And then Trump got into office and I never saw him again.
• 1:20:28
  And they're supposed to like move in like.
• 1:20:31
  And I was like, I was like, I guarantee you, like they're
• 1:20:33
  like, well, maybe we should pump the brakes.
• 1:20:36
  Yeah, I mean. And they're white people from
• 1:20:38
  Denmark. Well, but it's like I said
• 1:20:40
  before and you were like, whoa, you sound crazy.
• 1:20:44
  But I was like, if you want to take the border serious, you
• 1:20:46
  militarize the border to keep. It I thought you were talking
• 1:20:49
  about hitting them with drone like missiles like because.
• 1:20:51
  You no, but you could track them with drone.
• 1:20:53
  So. You have the technology to like.
• 1:20:55
  That's why I was like, whoa dude, chill.
• 1:20:57
  No, like we have the ability to track people and watch them if
• 1:21:01
  we use that equipment. More here to modernize and
• 1:21:04
  militarize our border that would deter people from coming over
• 1:21:08
  here. But we don't do that because we
• 1:21:09
  don't take it that serious. Because everybody turns up by an
• 1:21:12
  eye, because they like the cheap labor.
• 1:21:14
  These people, they're, they pay taxes, but they don't take any
• 1:21:18
  of the benefits, no matter how many times they said on fucking
• 1:21:21
  Fox. News, $100 billion.
• 1:21:23
  Yeah, that like, like it's actually like $4 trillion to
• 1:21:27
  like the motherfucking economy, dude.
• 1:21:29
  Like what? You'd have like the money
• 1:21:30
  multiplier effect. And it's like everybody, like,
• 1:21:34
  if you really want to stop it, start putting fucking business
• 1:21:37
  owners who hire undocumented workers in jail and real quick,
• 1:21:42
  you know they're not, they're coming here because there's jobs
• 1:21:47
  available to them, right? They're not just coming here
• 1:21:50
  just to come here. It's because it's a land of
• 1:21:52
  opportunity. And if there weren't, if there
• 1:21:55
  weren't jobs available, they wouldn't come.
• 1:21:57
  So if you cut off the the source.
• 1:22:00
  But they don't want to do that dude.
• 1:22:02
  Well, that's how they've been able to find and track so many
• 1:22:04
  people that are illegals if they're paying into the tax
• 1:22:07
  system. That's why when they linked up
• 1:22:09
  with the IRS to share information, 'cause they could
• 1:22:13
  see where people were and who was getting paid, who was
• 1:22:16
  working, who's here illegally, and that's how they could track
• 1:22:18
  them. Simple.
• 1:22:20
  But what? But they would have to be paying
• 1:22:22
  taxes for the IRS to have their information.
• 1:22:25
  Which they most of them are like.
• 1:22:26
  I know. No, that's what I'm like.
• 1:22:28
  I know that's what I'm saying. So it's like when they used to
• 1:22:30
  say they don't pay taxes. Then why are we linking up with
• 1:22:33
  the IRS to get? Information about that.
• 1:22:35
  They're paying into fucking Medicare and Medicaid and Social
• 1:22:38
  Security and they're never ever, ever going to reap the benefits
• 1:22:42
  of it. That's it.
• 1:22:44
  And then they send money home and they have to do it through
• 1:22:46
  the US banks. The banks get the float and then
• 1:22:49
  they're like, they're buying shit and they're, you know, like
• 1:22:52
  building communities and like, like the reason why the US
• 1:22:55
  bounced back better than all like the European countries or
• 1:22:58
  all the developed countries in the world from COVID.
• 1:23:00
  Like we're just like, like we used to be like all of Europe,
• 1:23:05
  the EU combined had the same GDP as the United States in 2019.
• 1:23:10
  Now the United States has doubled their GDP.
• 1:23:12
  Like like we're just crushing. It's because we had immigrants
• 1:23:16
  come in and do the fucking job. And like like every like like
• 1:23:23
  the West, the Western countries, like their population is in like
• 1:23:27
  not necessarily decline, but it's like it's going down.
• 1:23:30
  Like, so except for the United States, because we get, you
• 1:23:34
  know, as people are having like less children, well, we're
• 1:23:38
  getting immigrants that come in that, you know, fill that gap.
• 1:23:43
  Whereas in like Japan, they've been stagnant for a fucking
• 1:23:46
  decade. And China is like their
• 1:23:48
  population is decreased now to two years in a row.
• 1:23:51
  So that's on its way down. And then, so then they're going
• 1:23:53
  to not going to have enough young people to take care of all
• 1:23:56
  like the old people and like the benefits like the Medicare and
• 1:23:59
  shit like the, the social safety net.
• 1:24:01
  But we will if we keep letting immigrants come in, because
• 1:24:06
  they're going to pay in it, into it, and they're not going to
• 1:24:08
  take anything out of it. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:24:12
  It's basically like free money. Yes, no shit.
• 1:24:16
  For the government. Right, but but, but that and
• 1:24:20
  they don't want to solve the problem because it's a political
• 1:24:22
  issue for them that they think that is a winner, you know,
• 1:24:25
  border, border, border. They just say it and the
• 1:24:28
  Democrat, you know, so like it's just like abortion.
• 1:24:30
  It's like abortion. Like like they're like the dog
• 1:24:32
  who caught the car whenever fucking Roe V Wade got
• 1:24:35
  overturned, you know, because like they, you know, they didn't
• 1:24:38
  get actually give a shit. They just like the politics of
• 1:24:41
  it. Yeah, because they like the
• 1:24:43
  divisiveness of the issue. Exactly.
• 1:24:47
  Because they had that border bill and then Trump was like,
• 1:24:49
  no, told everybody not to vote on it.
• 1:24:52
  Because. He because he wanted to use it
• 1:24:54
  as a campaign issue. Right.
• 1:24:56
  Like they literally said it out loud, you know, and then he can
• 1:25:00
  point out like he's like, oh, he's like he's fucking over the
• 1:25:04
  red states. You know, he's getting tax cuts
• 1:25:06
  to billionaires and taking out a trillion dollars out of
• 1:25:09
  Medicaid. Who take who uses Medicaid?
• 1:25:11
  You know, Mississippians, Alabamans.
• 1:25:14
  Yeah, the top 10 states have received social net benefits,
• 1:25:18
  like from the federal government that are subsidized or all red
• 1:25:22
  states. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:25:23
  Like the California is a net giver of, you know, we don't we
• 1:25:27
  give more, pay more in taxes to the federal government than we
• 1:25:29
  ever take. But not the red states did.
• 1:25:32
  All takers, all takers, which is fine for the United States of
• 1:25:35
  America, but just like, let's not get it twisted.
• 1:25:38
  And there was more money from the federal government for
• 1:25:42
  Medicaid. You can expand Medicaid and
• 1:25:45
  these fucking idiot ass like Republican governors like free
• 1:25:49
  money, free money from California and New York to give
• 1:25:52
  you more health care to the poorest people in your state.
• 1:25:56
  And they're like, no, we don't like Obamacare.
• 1:25:58
  So we're not going to take the money from Obamacare and give it
• 1:26:03
  to our citizens. Like so not only do they do they
• 1:26:06
  not expand Medicaid in all these fucking red states, but now
• 1:26:09
  they're going to cut more money from the like the original
• 1:26:12
  Medicaid. So they're fucked.
• 1:26:14
  But, you know, it's just like, but then he's like, so then
• 1:26:18
  Donald Trump points at immigrants and it's like, you
• 1:26:21
  know, I know you're fucked. And these are the people who are
• 1:26:24
  fucking you. You know them, them, the other.
• 1:26:28
  You know the boogeyman when it's really him.
• 1:26:32
  Oh, yeah. But I mean, we've seen a
• 1:26:36
  decrease in illegal crossings over the border.
• 1:26:40
  That's obviously, I mean, that's a good thing.
• 1:26:42
  But like I said, I do think that it's almost a non issue.
• 1:26:48
  And that's something that he really made a promise on from
• 1:26:51
  the beginning that he had to do something since he held it up.
• 1:26:56
  Like there's certain issues that like that's something where he's
• 1:26:58
  like, I'm going to clean up the border.
• 1:26:59
  We're going to have less illegals crossed, we're going to
• 1:27:01
  catch more people. So he's doing that.
• 1:27:03
  So kudos. But I feel like he has to pick
• 1:27:08
  and choose which a campaign promises he's going to follow
• 1:27:11
  through on. And like while this illegal
• 1:27:13
  immigration issue has been a problem for since before we were
• 1:27:16
  alive and it'll be probably still be an issue after we're
• 1:27:19
  dead with how long this has been going around that issue.
• 1:27:25
  If you said like, OK, instead of 9000 a month, it's 20,000, but
• 1:27:31
  the Epstein files are released, people would be OK with that.
• 1:27:34
  There's the other things that I think are more pertinent that
• 1:27:37
  this is something that he has to do his best attempt to hit a
• 1:27:40
  home run on to deflect from other things as well.
• 1:27:44
  He needs something positive that he can point to.
• 1:27:46
  And this is just like illegal crossings.
• 1:27:48
  This isn't, you know, ICE mass detaining people, denying
• 1:27:52
  dismissing people's legal immigration court cases and then
• 1:27:56
  and then detaining them with no due process as they walk out of
• 1:28:00
  the courtroom, telling judges to dismiss cases so they can't
• 1:28:03
  arrest people. It's crazy raiding all the.
• 1:28:07
  Judges. Insurrectionists because they're
• 1:28:08
  like, no, you can't bring the military in.
• 1:28:10
  Yeah, like all of that other aspect of immigration is why
• 1:28:14
  he's pulling low in immigration. He's not.
• 1:28:17
  There's not really anything. He's pulling great.
• 1:28:19
  And he's pulling somewhere around the low 30s in pretty
• 1:28:23
  much everything, even whenever it comes to like Republican
• 1:28:26
  stances, he's in the like the low 40s to, you know, mid 30s,
• 1:28:30
  which is pretty much just shows that that's like the, as you
• 1:28:33
  would say, like not you, but some would say like the cult,
• 1:28:36
  the MAGA cult, Those are the people that would vote. 39% he's
• 1:28:39
  never going to lose. They're they're, they're in.
• 1:28:42
  Yeah. They're, they're dignitized.
• 1:28:44
  Yeah. So the, so that's basically what
• 1:28:46
  he's really holding on to right now is that group.
• 1:28:50
  Right, like independents don't like this shit.
• 1:28:52
  Obviously. Like you brought up barstool
• 1:28:55
  earlier. I I listened to like we're
• 1:28:58
  shouting out all sorts of podcasts now because you hit him
• 1:29:00
  with the barstool, hit him with the Candace Owens.
• 1:29:04
  Also, I listened to the Bulwark, which is all a bunch of
• 1:29:07
  Republicans. They're called Never Trumpers.
• 1:29:10
  So they started like their own media company and it's all like
• 1:29:14
  like the guy I listened to is Tim Miller and shout out he used
• 1:29:20
  to be, he's like a elder millennial, but he used to be
• 1:29:23
  the comms director for Jeb Bush during his presidential
• 1:29:26
  campaign. But now he's like a full on
• 1:29:29
  Democrat. He's gay.
• 1:29:31
  But he went to the Barstool headquarters and interviewed KFC
• 1:29:38
  from Barstool. He's like one of the top guys
• 1:29:40
  there. And he, the guy KFC was saying
• 1:29:44
  that 98% of the people that work at Barstool are liberals and
• 1:29:48
  voted for Kamala. And it's just like Dave Portnoy.
• 1:29:52
  They they call him like the Proud Boy around the office
• 1:29:55
  because he's like the only Republican.
• 1:30:00
  Because I know you were saying like Barstow bullshit, like
• 1:30:02
  Mark, like Mark Sanchez, but like, I don't know, like they, I
• 1:30:06
  think that like they get like a they have like a.
• 1:30:10
  Yeah, Dave Portnoy is like the Jerry Jones of, like, sports
• 1:30:14
  guys. Like he's just fucking annoying.
• 1:30:16
  Yeah, but like he did like he's like not representative of the
• 1:30:19
  people that actually. No, but he is like the biggest
• 1:30:22
  representation of So that's, that's why people like Jerry
• 1:30:26
  Jones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:27
  That's why he's like the the Jerry Jones of it 'cause he like
• 1:30:29
  won't fuck off. We'd like you more if you'd shut
• 1:30:32
  up. But there's time where he gets
• 1:30:33
  into it with his employees on air on stuff about topics.
• 1:30:39
  I mean, if he's had arguments with people about the Charlie
• 1:30:41
  Kirk stuff about being anti Israel, he's key.
• 1:30:46
  It's very controversial. The only the only like I really
• 1:30:49
  like when he passes through my life is his like pizza takes.
• 1:30:55
  Yeah. That's the only shit I've ever
• 1:30:56
  seen like it's in my algorithm. I'll see it sometimes because
• 1:31:00
  it'll be like some grifter Twitter shit and somebody will
• 1:31:04
  be reposting a video where he's just being a Dick, but they're
• 1:31:06
  like, look at him mop with this guy.
• 1:31:10
  Go Dave, go Dave. Poor annoying.
• 1:31:12
  I'm like, dude, this guy's such a tool.
• 1:31:15
  He's such an ass. But call her daddy though.
• 1:31:22
  And we don't got to worry about the last article.
• 1:31:25
  It's not even really an article. It was just kind of discussing
• 1:31:29
  what gropers are, which is that Nick Fuentes alt right weird
• 1:31:33
  shit, the Pepe meme, the frog memes and all that stupid stuff,
• 1:31:37
  which isn't like super crazy, but just, you know, you know,
• 1:31:41
  that's another person, but you know, he's got all this beef
• 1:31:44
  with Candace Owens. Yeah.
• 1:31:45
  It's a white nationalist group. They're loosely they're a
• 1:31:49
  loosely defined group of Fuentes followers, fans and associates,
• 1:31:54
  and a variant a prep A the frog, and the Internet meme.
• 1:31:58
  So there's this like little like a dive like dive bar by where my
• 1:32:02
  parents used to live. And I used to go there all the
• 1:32:04
  time. And it switched hands.
• 1:32:05
  Like it was like Axel Rose's manager owned it at one point.
• 1:32:08
  And then this guy named Darryl called the Darryl's couch.
• 1:32:10
  It was a craft beer place. And it keeps switching.
• 1:32:13
  It used to be it was a bikini bar that they it was like the
• 1:32:15
  front for coke selling at one point.
• 1:32:17
  But now it's called the local and it's owned by my Irish
• 1:32:23
  brethren Mikey shout out. But they have like stickers all
• 1:32:26
  over the wall and I go go to the bathroom and there's three Pepe
• 1:32:29
  the frog stickers like around the bathroom and I like went
• 1:32:32
  back out and I talked to the owner.
• 1:32:34
  I'm like, I'm like, what's up with the Pepe the Frog stickers?
• 1:32:37
  And like, they like had to, I had to explain to them and like
• 1:32:39
  how to Google and show them that it was like a Nazi like fucking
• 1:32:42
  symbol. Yeah, this is a Nazi bar.
• 1:32:46
  Like what's going on? I hope that we figure this shit
• 1:32:55
  out man. We will.
• 1:32:58
  It's just going to get worse before it gets better.
• 1:33:01
  Great. Well, you got anything else for
• 1:33:06
  us? Meditate, bitches.
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