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#272: Dead Dudes in the House (1989) - Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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movie? I.
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Know about your boyfriend, the movie, The podcast where we talk
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about the goods, about the ugly and the absurd, and all of our
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Scary movies. Because we believe every horror
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Even if we don't always get it. My name is Travis, my name is
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It's another blah blah blah. See another live and kind of
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mostly undrawn episode of 2B or not 2B.
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That's right, flub UPS stay this time around we're not cleaning
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any of this shit up. It's a live.
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It's fuck it, we're doing it live.
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This is where we like to go to the free streaming services and
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find perhaps a lower budgeted movie that we may not have
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otherwise seen. So that is what we're talking
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about this week. And last year we had so much fun
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with Bloody Bloody Bible Camp on Easter that we decided we were
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going to do another Easter Sunday.
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Perhaps slightly sacrilegious reading of a horror movie.
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Yeah, like, OK, it's my turn to pick this month and I picked a
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movie and what I I tried to find something that fit within the
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theme of Easter and I didn't want to.
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There were some obvious Easter themed ones out there but they
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just. I weren't, I wasn't filling
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them, but I did find something that fits.
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You went with the more biblical reading of Easter.
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Yeah, we're we're dabbling with some resurrection in this
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month's episode. People die, they come.
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Back, they come back, they're they're mad about it too, you
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know, they're, they're not exactly happy about how
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everything went down and they're going to get the revenge.
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I don't think Zombie Jesus was all about avenge.
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He's pretty pissed, yeah, because like, what the fuck's
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she out? There, Yeah, no, dude, read the
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Old Testament. That's not like he's not a.
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Chill. You're right.
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Jesus. He turned the other cheek.
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Yeah, old lady doesn't turn the other cheek.
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No, this is. Abigail's Old Testament.
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This is why she's not a prophet. This is why because she she, she
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failed the test here. She's.
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Judas. All right, we're going to make
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sense of this here in a little bit.
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We're talking about dead dudes in the house.
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Dead dudes in the house, otherwise known as the House on
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Tombstone Hill. House on Tombstone Hill.
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Also known as the Dead come home.
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The dead come home. But if you are wanting to watch
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this along with us and you want to watch it on Toby, you got to
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search dead dudes in the house. That's the Toby name.
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You can find it on IMDb also, but I'm pretty sure he goes by
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The House on Tombstone Hill on IMDb.
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Yeah, it's confusing. I knew about this movie whenever
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I was trying to find it on Toby and I tried searching the house
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on Tombstone Hill and nothing came up.
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It's like what the fuck? And then that dude's in the
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house. What the results I was looking
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for? OK, all right, well I guess we
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don't have any normal shit that we get into since this is a 2
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week. It's a bonus episode, that is
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correct. Yes.
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So I guess we are just gonna go ahead and get into this movie
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that sounds. Good, I lost the spike.
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OK, well, do you want me to pause?
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No, OK, nothing to be done about it now.
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All right, well, let's continue then.
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All right, so Dead Dudes in the House released October 1989.
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Don't have a specific date for this.
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We watched it on tube, of course.
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It was written by James Riffle and directed by James Riffle.
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Music by William B Riffle, special effects makeup Ed
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French, who we have discussed on this show before.
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Do you want to take a guess? I can't remember.
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I recognize the name, but I cannot remember what he was
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with. This is the man that did the
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effects for Blood Rage. He also did effects I found out
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for his Dragon Ball movie, The live action 10 no and Terminator
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2. What a weird career.
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He's got he's he's an established effects artist.
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He's successful in his career. Also, Bruce Spalding Fuller did
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effects as well. He is responsible for films such
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as Dead Don't Die, Nice, he's done several Marvel movies and
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he also is He was an artist on Misery, Greg and Nix I guess cuz
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Gregory. Yeah, Gregory.
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Yeah, Gregory Nix did the the famous hobbling scene.
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Yeah, so he was a part of that team.
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OK. All right.
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Starring Mark Zobianez, Ron, Victor Verdi as Bob, by the way,
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Victor, we've seen him before. He is party dad and no hard
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feelings. The guy that breaks up the
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party. I thought he looked.
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Familiarly. Yeah, I would not have guessed
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that. But he's one of the more
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successful actors from this group here.
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He's also been in several Grand Theft Auto games.
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And he was a recurring character in Law and Order, I believe.
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OK. Yeah.
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So he's actually OK. Sarah Newhouse, fitting name as
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Jamie, JD Cerna as Stevie or No No Steve, Naomi Cooker as Linda,
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Eugene Saunter as Joey, Douglas Gibson as Mark and old lady
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James Griffith as Ricky and Rob Moretti, the man that we get no
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name for throughout. Oh the teen, I just wrote him as
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teen the whole time. I wrote him as a dude because
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we're watching dead dudes in the house.
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His name is S. I don't even think that they
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actually gave him a name. I think that they just put a
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letter. Just like I think IMDb has a
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character limit of one, sort of like a KS maybe I guess.
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OK, time for a favorite game on the show.
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Budget or budget? Sorry, bug head.
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Yeah, you gotta get it over that, man.
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We're doing a show here and this is a live one too, and we can't
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make any edits. I'm really distracted by it.
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Yeah. All right.
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We'll we'll address it after the fact.
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There's nothing to address. It's just it's gone.
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OK, So what do you say? Bug head.
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OK, yeah, I mean, probably I don't have figures for this
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movie, but it's a very cheap ish cooking movie.
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It's a trauma film, but it's not from a produced film.
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They just bought it for distribution.
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OK, whenever I looked it up it's listed as an indie film, so this
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may have been just a bunch of them doing this themselves,
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which is kind of cool to think about.
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Has an IMDb of 5.1. Wow.
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Not terrible. OK, Yeah, people like it.
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Spoiler that's that's higher than the next episode, so maybe
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we're gonna be recording. No, don't hurt my films right
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now. Hold on.
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Often hurting my feelings so we record.
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On that one. OK so I have 3 movies from 1989.
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The theme is Parts of a House. OK, I'm really excited for this.
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Yeah, I mean, the whole point of this movie is a group of college
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kids maybe question. Mark, I think they're older than
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college, the. Synopsis.
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Was able to get. The synopsis caused from college
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and we bought alcohol in college.
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It's not like it wasn't the thing that we we weren't able to
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do. Cool.
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I wasn't gonna talk about the buying alcohol.
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I was gonna talk about buying a house.
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Oh. Different time man, different
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generation. They could afford houses back
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then. Oh my God.
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Yeah, it's a nice house too, OK. Your reaction, you know you
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could buy alcohol in college is a normal thing.
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I thought you were just. I really thought you were gonna
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sing about Joey going to go get some beer.
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I was like, dude, that's OK. Don't shame him.
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No, I think if you have a mortgage you should be allowed
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to buy alcohol. Kind of need it.
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Yeah, I I agree with that. OK, so movie #1 Beyond the Door
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3 Because doors. Doors are essential to house.
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Door our house. Door need for house.
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House need door. House need door.
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House need work and one of my favorite recurring gags in this
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is Door don't work. Door, door, don't door.
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Door don't Door. This movie also released
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sometime in October 1989. Don't have a specific date.
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Don't have any of the financials either, but it's a 5 point 2 so
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.1 above. Oh wow, dead dudes.
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In that house means that those doors work.
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Those, yeah, at least three of them do.
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All right. Movie #2 The seller OK Seller
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also plays part in this house. It does.
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That's where S in. Ricky and S get in.
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Yeah, yeah. That came out July 9th 1989.
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Don't have budget or gross but IMDb 4.6 no OK.
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Not so good. Well, not.
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Not every house has door has solar.
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Not every house too. Ours, we don't have solar.
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No, but you know what? All house have this movie #3
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things. All house have things.
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Did you come up with the theme when you just had the 1st 2
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movies and then you had to find a third one that kind of worked?
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I had two potential themes in the making here.
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I had resurrected people, which that one would have featured
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Friday the 13th. Jason takes Manhattan because
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he's zombie Jason then. And then there was another.
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Oh yeah, Pet Sematary also came out this year.
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So that would have been a good one.
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But I wasn't confident on all the other ones.
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And then I found house parts. I was like, you know what?
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I like this better. And things you can't deny
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things. Things are like are in every
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house. I don't know if I can deny
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things because I am in fact caught in a salesman.
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We we have a certificate above our heads from where we have
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watched things and Sledgehammer. Yeah, you know, Iron Mutant.
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And ironically, love things. Jesse loves things so much that
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she recommended it to a Co worker and it didn't go so well.
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Well no, the main problem was that the Co worker watched it
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with a younger sibling and I didn't warn them about the
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immediate full frontal nudity. I mean, it's a horror movie.
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It's kind of common in those. Yeah, well, it's also there's so
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much other things to take in with things.
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Yeah, that's true. OK, so things probably sometime
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in September 1989 don't have an actual day.
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I like how it almost became a theme of those I was one movie
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shy at. Some point, yeah.
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I'm not buying this for one God damn.
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Second, it says the budget was $30,000.
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Ain't no fucking way they spent $30,000 on that movie.
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There's no way that movie was anywhere close to like even a
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poverty line salary. That movie was funded with
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pocket change and lint. That's exactly what it was.
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And batteries for the camcorder. Yeah, I was going to say, I
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think the things themselves are actually literally made of
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pocket lint, so. Yeah, it's like dust bunnies.
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Yeah, All right. I don't have the gross for it,
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but I do have the IMDb, which is 2.9.
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Yeah, honestly surprised it's that.
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I thought it would be one of those movies that's in the ones,
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but I guess it has its audience. Hello We are.
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Audience. Hi.
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Hey, We're the audience. It's us.
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OK, I have two tag lines. OK, tag line number one, where
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trespassing is a matter of life or death.
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They're not trespassing though. No, I think the old one is
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trespassing though. Well, it was her house.
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Yeah, but there's so many more. It's like I can go into the
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apartments that we once lived in and be like, I lived here.
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So like, this isn't technically trespassing?
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But she's a ghost. You can't tell the ghosts
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they're trespassing in their final resting place.
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I think you can. You know what I think the people
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who were riding King of the Hill with misses.
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What's her face? The Wakefield.
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Misses Wakefield. Yeah.
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I think that they've watched this movie.
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Like, let's turn this into a King of the Hill episode.
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Yeah, Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
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I mean, she's not welcome. That doesn't mean that she's
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trespassing. This movie is technically
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labeled as a home invasion. Who's doing the invading here?
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The teens. Are they?
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They bought the house. It's theirs.
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No, the teens. No, they.
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Yeah, they do home invade. OK, why?
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Why are these homeowners getting younger and younger than where
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we talk in your head? I don't know.
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Well, they, you can be a college kid and a teenager.
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Bless you. Yeah, Bless you.
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I stopped and, like, I looked over at Jesse, and I was
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wondering why she wasn't saying anything.
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And she was making a face that was definitely going to be a
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sneeze. OK yeah, so anyways, the the
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next tagline, A hammering, head banging movie that will nail you
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to your seat, literally. Man, that makes this many sounds
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like it's gonna be so much more rock'n'roll than it is.
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Yeah, this is a scene that takes place though.
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Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm just saying like the
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tagline, if I heard that, I'd be like.
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Yeah, OK. And that's it for the taglines.
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So no, this is the part where I explain why I chose this movie.
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So I usually on this show we do some of the more be horror risk
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type stuff. So I took to the Internet and
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looked up be horror movies that are on TV on Reddit just to see
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what people were recommending. And I had already done extensive
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searches for like religious horror and like the Bunny shit.
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Yeah, I just wasn't feeling any of it.
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So I was like, fuck it, I'll find something.
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And then I came across this movie that somebody recommended
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and I noticed I had Resurrection as a plot.
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So I was kind of like, OK, there's there's a connection
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that Easter right there. And I watched the trailer and
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the trailer looked pretty awesome.
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So yeah, that's why I chose this movie.
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Yeah, she she was killed, she was buried and she came back.
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See the The thing is vinegar syndrome, for any of you out
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there that are aware of them, are so fucking good at taking
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shit and packaging it and making you want like bad stuff, bad
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movies. And that's what they did with
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this. They I watched, they did a
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release of this and they put out their own trailer of it.
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And that trailer is really fucking good.
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And then I went and watched the other original trailer and it's
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not anywhere as good at selling the movie, but yeah, it it
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looked like it'd be fun time. So here we are all.
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Right here we are. All right, so let's get into the
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good, bad, ugly and absurd. And Jesse, what did you think of
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it? I really like this concept and I
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like that we have everybody getting killed off 1 by 1 and
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then coming back in. Their personalities are like
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slightly slightly tweaked, but they're all still different
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people like. They're they're themselves, but
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they're like exaggerated antagonists.
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Yeah, yeah, it it has kind of like a feel of like Night of the
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Demons for me. That's funny, I watched that
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yesterday too. So I think I think that's really
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fun. I think the old lady like her
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just first of all, I'm kind of surprised that it was Mark's
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actor for both, because if you told me that was Spike Jones and
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his Gloria get up, dude, when you when you.
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Open with that line, I was like, that sounded like Spike Jones
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my. Name's Gloria Ashley.
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Yeah, I could tell. It was definitely like a a guy
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in old. WAVY makeup.
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Yeah, but. But I I thought she was really
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funny the way she was just like when, oh, who was it?
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Joey when he's like hanging from the window and he's like, help
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me have a no, she says it. I I thought that was really
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like, I had some really good comedic moments like that.
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I like that Bob ended up being like not the final boss but like
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the one you have to beat to get to the final boss because he was
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kind of an asshole in life also. Bob.
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Bob was one of those guys that I was like, oh man, I'm going to
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be like, he's going to be an asshole and I'm going to find
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him grating eventually. But no the longer the movie when
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I was like, no, fuck yeah, listen to Bob.
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Bob is the shit. We all need to listen to Bob.
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You know what, he's also correct.
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It is really annoying to listen to people whistle all the time.
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Yeah, yeah, he wasn't wrong. All right.
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What did you like about it? I I thought that they actually
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made the old lady kind of creepy in moments.
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Like I like that idea of having somebody like that.
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And like, you know, it's kind of like Pearl where they took me a
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goth and they just like applied fake makeup instead of using an
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actual old woman. Because when you do that, it
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kind of you can make it creepy. Yeah, it gets like a a type of
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uncanny valley, too. Yeah, exactly.
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So the way that they handled that, I thought that that was
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was effective and they actually made an old woman menacing and
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threatening at times, which it's not exactly easy to pull off
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because old women are not exactly physically threatening
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people usually. You know what I mean?
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Old people in general just aren't.
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I'm having flashbacks to working the register at the restaurants
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and. Verbally they can destroy you,
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but physically you can take them.
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If it becomes like a fistfight with an old person, you can do
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it. But their wisdom, they can tear
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you down with their words. I think the action is good when
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we actually get the. Action, yeah.
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You know, I thought the effects were good, the kills were good,
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and the effects were really good.
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And I was like. Really.
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When he cuts out? When Ghost Bob cuts off the leg.
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When he gets cut in half. No, no, when he cuts off the
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leg. Oh yeah, that was.
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Really good. Yeah, Steve.
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I think it was yeah. Whistling Steve.
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Yeah, yeah. And whenever I found out who the
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effects people were, I was like, oh, that makes sense.
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Yeah, because Blood Rage had a great FX.
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Team too. I, I loved him when he like came
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back, it was just like all his guts are sticking out like it
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was just like he glued his two parts.
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Yeah, and it just oozed. Yeah, the kills were inventive.
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I liked that he got cut in half with the window there.
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They like, like, made those makeshift weapons and they
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actually made use of them, which was fun.
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Yeah. I just, you know, this movie had
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a lot of, like, good things and a lot of good potential going
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for it there. OK alright.
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Bad stuff. The pacing was off for me.
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Yeah, this movie is slow. That was my thing too.
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Like there were a lot of scenes that I'm like, why aren't we
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cutting some? Like when they first get there
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and they're just kind of like looking around and it's like,
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oh, oh, we're not cutting. OK, let's just keep saying more
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words. This movie could have, it could
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have been one of those like great movies to make like a 69
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movie. Aaron's minute.
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I didn't do that intentionally, but I realized this as I said it
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like make it like 60, like a little bit over 60 minutes.
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Babysitting, this is, yeah, this is.
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This would be a really solid 70 minute movie.
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It did not need to be an hour and a half.
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Yeah, like if you shave that much time off of it, I think you
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really could have helped the pacing in some scenes.
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If you're gonna do a lot of cuz, they're stuck in the house and I
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get it, There's gonna be a lot of back and forth in between
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different rooms and it's gonna feel samey.
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It's a single location. Really, Jesse?
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I know. But to do that, well, you have
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to keep the pacing up. And it can't just be like, oh,
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we're just gonna have an awkward silence here, I think.
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Another thing that a lot of movies like this are good at,
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like you think something like Saw Tube, they make the rooms
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feel different, too. Yeah.
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And this movie, like every room kind of felt the same.
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You never really felt like you were in a different place when
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you wandered throughout the house.
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Yes, it's not like what you can do if you're filming in woods
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and you can use just like a small patch of woods over and
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over and over again because who the fuck is gonna notice?
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, OK.
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Yeah. I mean, I agreed with you.
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I mean, and also like I felt because of that the tension
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suffered a few times. Yeah.
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Because you know, like you got the potential there.
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You got her wandering through the house, this old woman, and
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then you also have like the zombie ghost victims that are
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wandering around too. And you could have used that a
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little bit more and build tension, but.
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Yeah, it really felt like they were just trying to get to that
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magic hour and a half mark. Yeah, they were padding.
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Yeah, it felt like, which is. Strange.
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Take the time you need to tell the story you want to tell.
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Yeah, OK, ugly. Ugly.
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I guess the So I was a little bit confused with the story
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behind the house, but it sounds like the woman was attacked and
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when she went to the hospital, that's one of their.
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Home intruder things. Yeah, there was a home intruder,
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like a home invasion came. A home invader intruder came
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into her house and attacked and killed.
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No, it didn't kill her. They attacked her.
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Yeah, she went to the hospital and when she came back, she was
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jumpy. And so when her neighbor came,
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she stabbed him a lot. And then she died of a heart
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attack. And then it went to her brother.
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And her brother, I guess, is like a really shady real estate
21:00
agent. Yeah, something with her
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daughter was involved. Too.
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Here's the thing, the scene where they were giving the back
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story on the House was the fastest moving scene of this
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whole goddamn movie. This.
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Whole thing goes at a snail space, but then they're like OK,
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here's everything you need to know.
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Here's. An exposition dump in 20
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seconds. Good luck.
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They read the script just right there.
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Yeah, it was pretty jarring. So yeah, I would say the way the
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this house has been sold and like how the ownership
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transferred seems kind of shady. So I don't want to call that
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ugly. OK, yeah, I could see that.
21:36
Well, let's see, what is something ugly about this?
21:44
I guess, man, I don't know, like, I guess Bob being a
21:50
fucking asshole and just destroying a tombstone.
21:53
Yeah. That was really disrespectful
21:55
and it awoke. Her like it awoke her, but also
21:58
like, it's not your fucking house, Bob.
22:00
Yeah. You're here to help renovate.
22:01
But yeah. Did Mark say yes, please
22:03
desecrate this grave? No.
22:05
It is weird. I wonder if they were aware of
22:07
that, Like, hey, there is like a grave in your front yard.
22:11
Just maybe that's why they got a good deal.
22:12
That's probably. Why they were able to afford it.
22:14
He definitely bought this house. Sight on the scene, right?
22:17
It was like on like. Like Craigslist?
22:20
No, it was probably on like one of those police auctions, like
22:23
crime scene, like, yeah, there's been a lot out here.
22:26
Yeah, he mentioned a down payment though.
22:28
Somebody, well somebody, had already bought it and did
22:30
renovate. Like started renovations but
22:32
then they mysteriously disappeared.
22:34
I wish I had seen that ghost. Yeah, right.
22:36
Where was he? That would have been
22:39
interesting. Oh well, OK.
22:42
Absurd. The weapon Steve has, you were
22:45
talking about all the homemade weapons and how much he loved
22:47
it. But Steve's is a saw blade.
22:49
I know, with like a cardboard handle taped onto the bottom of
22:54
it. Yeah, that's that is absurd.
22:57
And also, that tape wouldn't have stayed.
22:59
It was just masking tape. No.
23:01
It wasn't even duct tape. But he didn't use it.
23:04
Like he didn't use it. Somebody else ends up using it.
23:06
But it made him feel safe. I think that's all Bob was
23:09
trying to accomplish there. I knew that he knew Steve was
23:12
too much of A. Whip.
23:12
He was setting Steve up to die. I think he just knew.
23:16
Yeah, Cuz Steve was the whistle guy.
23:17
Yeah. Yeah, I think you.
23:18
I think you really just like wanted.
23:20
To have a gala 20 inches like I don't need money I I will do
23:24
this for free. Yeah, yeah.
23:25
I but I mean, he, yeah, he, he wanted to feel safe.
23:30
I think that was really all it was.
23:32
He he took charge there. I like Bob.
23:34
I don't think he wanted Steve to feel safe.
23:35
I think he was trying to fuck him over.
23:38
Maybe, maybe maybe. Do you have any absurds other
23:44
than that? That was my absurd.
23:45
I said other than that you can have more than one.
23:48
You're absurd. OK so mine is I liked how this
23:54
movie starts off. I thought it was just going to
23:56
be a running gag but Bob can't open doors.
24:00
It started off with him trying to open the front door and he
24:02
can't get it. But then Rob Ron, Ron goes over
24:05
there and like opens it first try.
24:07
And then it just kept happening the more they tried to walk
24:10
through the house and he kept trying to open doors and like
24:12
other people was able to get it open.
24:13
Well, got hair on my tongue. OK, Bless you.
24:19
Thank. You sorry guys.
24:20
I also think it's funny that this movie could basically be
24:24
seen as a prequel to X sequel to Pearl if you wanted to because
24:29
it's basically the same format as those movies where it's like
24:33
an elderly woman that. Could be a prequel to X.
24:37
It could be. No, Pearl is alive in X Yeah,
24:44
Abigail is dead. It's a prequel to X equal to
24:49
Pearl. Could be ghosts.
24:52
I don't. I don't think these words are
24:54
meaning the same the things you want them to.
24:55
Mean it's a resurrection type thing she has her physical body
24:59
still it doesn't matter no people don't know Pearl she.
25:01
Was not resurrected in next though, no.
25:04
I'm taking this too literally. I'm talking about if you just
25:06
look at the way that this movie is, it's an old woman that's
25:09
killing people. Yeah, you're you're taking it
25:12
too literally. Yeah.
25:14
Go ahead and tear down my upstairs there.
25:16
Yeah, Yeah. OK, cool.
25:18
I thought we were here to have a fun time and just like, you
25:20
know, fuck around with this movie, but I guess not.
25:22
A fun time within the appropriate limits.
25:24
You're out of bounds, Sir. Well, I also think it's funny
25:27
that they are like terrified of this old woman, like Steve.
25:29
Whenever he's in the hallway, they're like, she's like, come
25:32
on, it's your time to come. Sure.
25:33
Time to die. And he's like, I can't.
25:35
I'm not falling here. Yeah, you could just, like, go
25:37
over there and knock her over, man.
25:39
That's an old lady. Yeah, Bob thought the same thing
25:42
too. And.
25:44
Bob didn't. He ended up dying too.
25:46
Bob the house. Got killed by a window.
25:48
To be fair, windows are a little bit more physically intimidating
25:51
than an old lady. Chose those windows, Abigail.
25:54
God, that's God's business right there.
25:57
Mother Abigail. OK.
26:00
It's time to do the rating. OK.
26:02
What do you rate this? Man, if this was a faster pace I
26:07
would give it like a 7, but because there's so much.
26:10
Like it was one of those movies that every time we pause it I'd
26:12
be like holy fuck we have that much movie left.
26:14
Yeah, it kind of that knocks. It down for me and I think I'm
26:17
gonna give it like a 5. Yeah, 5 is about where I'm
26:21
filming with it too. It's not bad and it's one of
26:23
those movies that has a lot of potential to it, but it really
26:26
is kind of it's Hanford by it's pacing issues.
26:29
Yeah, if I'm sitting there going like how much?
26:31
Like it felt like it took us 3 hours to watch this movie.
26:34
Just yeah, I saw you get distracted so many times.
26:36
You would put down your PIN and your things and you would just
26:38
look at Talia and just like you, just like lost interest in the
26:42
movie so many times you pull out your phone and start trying to
26:45
watch Tik Toks. I was not trying to watch tik
26:47
toks. Facebook reals?
26:48
Excuse me? I didn't.
26:49
I only did that on the ads. I didn't do it during the movie.
26:53
I'm not a monster. OK.
26:57
All right. So we got an average of five.
26:58
OK, so let's go ahead and get this thing rolling.
27:00
Let's do it. OK, 1948 we see a young girl,
27:07
well a young woman, drinking lemonade as her mom is pacing
27:11
around with a bloody knife over the body of a man.
27:14
Yeah. And then she goes over there and
27:15
stops the record, and then it's immediately 40 years.
27:18
Later. Yep.
27:19
Group of college kids roll up to a house.
27:21
They bought the house to do a little fix up.
27:23
Yeah, Mark said. He was able to make a down
27:26
payment and he got a good deal on it.
27:29
So he they're looking around. His girlfriend Jamie is
27:34
suggesting like, hey, what if we put a vegetable garden over here
27:37
and they're like, how expensive can a vegetable garden be?
27:39
Let me tell you. Could be.
27:41
Yeah, depending on what kind of work you're needing to do,
27:44
they're going to have to like, lay out all the soil.
27:46
They're going to probably want to make like kind of a perimeter
27:49
around the vegetable garden. Like it's going to be more
27:51
expensive than you think, Jamie. That's a hard.
27:52
That's a lot of hard. Work, yeah, and it's going to be
27:54
a lot of hard work. You're going to be really sorry
27:56
for the next few days. That's.
27:57
True, they also find a tombstone out front.
28:00
It's for Abigail doesn't have a date on it, which is strange.
28:05
Anyways, they they see it, says Abigail Leatherby.
28:08
Yeah, Leatherby, that's what I said.
28:10
Oh, I thought you said Leatherby.
28:11
Leatherby and Bob breaks the tombstone, and then as soon as
28:15
he breaks the tombstone, she rises up from inside the house.
28:18
And I like how everybody is like, dude, what a fucking party
28:21
Foul man that's terrible. He's antagonistic right out the
28:24
gate. He is just like they're picking
28:26
fights with everybody. Then they also find the world's
28:30
thinnest noose hanging from a tree.
28:32
Yeah, and I thought that this was going to come into play
28:36
later, but it never does. No, all we know is that that
28:39
Anne killed herself after reburying her mom.
28:42
Yeah, which she, you know, she used it, but I thought that they
28:44
were. And then like somebody was going
28:45
to get caught in. Yeah, probably would have been
28:47
like made more since we're to be Joey because he's outside, He's
28:51
walked outside the house. Yeah.
28:52
There was a missed opportunity there.
28:54
Yeah, like he tries to climb the tree to get into a window and
28:56
then close down. Yeah.
28:57
It is, yeah, but whatever. Anyways, they Abigail's watching
29:02
them from the window upstairs. They start to go in the door and
29:05
then Bob goes, we go with the beer, right?
29:06
And they're like, no, you don't need beer for this.
29:08
He goes, I can't work without beer.
29:11
That's called alcoholism, Bob. You should.
29:13
OK, look, I'm gonna look. When you do outside work, hard
29:19
work, that beer fucking hits. There's a difference between,
29:24
hey, this would be a great addition to this project.
29:29
It would make me feel really good after we've accomplished
29:31
some work versus like I cannot survive without a beer.
29:35
I'm just saying. Cannot function.
29:37
That's the greatest feeling ever, is when you open up that
29:41
preferably like a Budweiser or something, you got to get cheap
29:44
domestic beer and you like do that.
29:46
Holy fucking shit. It just feels so good.
29:50
Anyways, he sends Joey to go get beer.
29:52
He gives Joey some money, and Joey's like that's not enough
29:55
money for beer. He ends on the budget for
29:57
things. Yeah, he's like, yeah.
29:59
Go make things and come back. Oh my God, maybe things didn't
30:03
have a budget of $30,000. Maybe it was 30,000 cents.
30:09
Oh, I wonder how much money that comes out to be. $300.
30:13
Nice. OK.
30:15
You're an. Accountant, that doesn't mean
30:17
anything. That doesn't mean anything.
30:20
All right, So Bob can't get the front door open and he's really
30:23
aggravated about it. But then Rob comes over there
30:25
and he, Ron comes over there and he gets it.
30:28
Rob, Bob, whatever. Rob.
30:30
Bob, Ron Weatherby, Leatherby. He's got, who can say?
30:33
He's got the magic fingers, he's got the magic touch.
30:36
It's Mystic Bob, Rob. Ron.
30:39
Ron. It's Mystic Ron.
30:40
He's got the magic fingers, he's got the magic touch.
30:43
He gets the door open and they go inside.
30:46
Steve starts whistling. This really pisses off Bob and
30:50
he lets them know about it and then they all go outside to go
30:53
get some more tools and then Ron is like hey Bob, not cool.
30:59
He's just whistling, man, not that big of a deal.
31:02
And then Bob's like, I'm an alcoholic and I'm sober right
31:05
now. This is a problem.
31:06
I need more beer. I'm angry.
31:09
Yeah, Bob, he kind of comes across as a tool himself here.
31:13
Yeah, so they look over in a room and they see a lights on.
31:18
They're like, hey, that's interesting.
31:21
I thought you said the electric wasn't working.
31:22
And Mark's like, right, the electric's not working.
31:25
Ron's brother is coming here tomorrow.
31:27
He's an electrician. He's gonna get it running.
31:29
And they're like, well that's really interesting because do
31:31
you see that light? And they're like, hmm.
31:34
While that's happening, Abigail, the old lady, enters the room.
31:37
Yeah, I was shocked to see her. Yeah, she wouldn't even try to
31:40
be sneaky. This is her house.
31:42
Yeah, she. Just walks in.
31:43
She doesn't say anything. She just stares at him and like,
31:45
hey, what are you doing here? And then she just slowly turns
31:48
and walks away. And then Mark's like, OK, I'm
31:51
going to make sure she makes it out of the house so he follows
31:54
her. And to prepare her for getting
31:57
out of the house, the others decide that they're going to go
31:59
open the door and it will not open.
32:02
I like how they all try it. They they're getting drills on
32:05
it. They're doing it.
32:06
Really. Yeah.
32:07
Yeah, it has so many locks too. It had like 7 I think locks on
32:12
there. Except OK, they're not deadbolts
32:15
people. There's a deadbolt, but like 4
32:18
of the locks are just like the hook and loop locks.
32:21
Hey man, it still makes a difference.
32:23
I'd say you have to like be strong enough to RIP all of them
32:25
off. That's that's a lot.
32:28
That's a lot. And anyways, so but Jamie is the
32:33
girlfriend of Mark. She's like, OK, I he's not
32:36
answering when she's calling. So she goes to go look for him.
32:39
She makes it to the stairs and sees a blood trail leading all
32:43
the way upstairs. Is it a blood trail or did
32:45
somebody just paint the wall red?
32:47
It's a blood trail. They say.
32:48
It's blood here in a minute. Yeah.
32:53
And she walks up there and she finds this room and she enters
32:58
it and it's a dresser that has some of Abigail's personal
33:02
belongings on there. And she starts to peek through a
33:04
little bit, and then Abigail just sneaks up.
33:07
And you jumped in this moment. Yeah, you took.
33:10
Big time. I was like, whoa, I got a good
33:12
reaction cuz it does this thing and I was expecting it to.
33:16
You can see into the other room across the hall and it's out of
33:20
focus and I thought she was gonna slowly emerge from there,
33:23
but then it cuts and she's already right beside Jamie and
33:25
it was pretty good. Yeah.
33:27
And she's like, yeah, Mark's dead.
33:29
It's like, are you looking for your boyfriend?
33:31
He's dead. Yep.
33:34
And then she walks out and she finds Mark, and he is bloody and
33:38
pale and he's like, kind. Of a Dick.
33:41
Breaks up with her, I think posthumously.
33:44
I don't know what he's trying to do exactly.
33:46
He's like, oh Jamie, always so good at spending other people's
33:50
money. Yeah, yeah.
33:51
What about my responsibilities, Jamie?
33:53
Huh. Huh.
33:53
Some of us are teenagers with mortgages.
33:59
Some of us got responsibles. That's a Rickyism.
34:04
Mm hmm, mm hmm. You're you're wrestling my
34:07
feathers. Rustling, rustling my feathers.
34:11
That's right. Yeah.
34:13
So she hits Mark and he like goes down and she runs to the
34:18
others and is like, hey guys, yeah, Mark's dead.
34:20
Old lady killed him. I saw it all myself.
34:23
Because they don't believe it. And then they they kind of
34:25
believe it after that point. So they just try and get out.
34:28
Yeah, that like the windows won't open either, so there's
34:31
basically no way out. Yeah, all the shutters are.
34:32
Closed. Like closing and opening,
34:34
they're just like slamming and shutting.
34:36
Well, they stop slamming over and over again when Joey pulls
34:39
up. Yeah, and they walked.
34:40
Yeah, they all close. And he thinks that they're all
34:43
just playing a prank on, and he does the correct thing, which is
34:46
like, well, fine, then if you're not going to let me in, I'm just
34:48
going to drive off and drink all this beer by myself.
34:51
And then one of the windows on the top floor opens and Joey,
34:55
instead of going, yeah, no fuck, this is like sure I will climb
34:58
this rickety ladder to the second floor.
35:01
Just so happens to be a ladder. Hey, I climbed the ladder to the
35:03
side of our house last. Week.
35:05
Yeah, that. Shit's scary and it was not that
35:07
high. Aren't you glad that I didn't
35:08
let you do that? Unspotted.
35:11
Yeah, because you're like, it's OK, I'll take care of the
35:13
gutters myself. No, the fuck you won't.
35:15
You will not be climbing a ladder on your own, Sir.
35:17
I got a bit more confident as I did it, but yeah, it's a little
35:20
scary. So he climbs up it and you think
35:25
that he is just going to get cuz like the old lady is up there
35:28
with a machete just waiting for him to get up there and you
35:31
think he's going to get up there.
35:32
She puts down her cane. She's like, I didn't both.
35:34
Answer this. Yeah.
35:36
And she just, like waves and he gets up there and you think
35:39
she's going to stab him in the face and he's going to fall
35:41
back. But no, no, no.
35:43
She lets him fuck him own self over first.
35:47
Yeah, he drops the ladder. Yeah, he's hanging like dangling
35:50
from the window there. Or hanging.
35:52
He's angling, dangling. Yeah.
35:54
OK Jesse, stop shaming me in front of people here.
35:57
I will, I say. Stupid.
35:58
Things. I say stupid things.
36:00
Always. Shaming.
36:01
Fucking sue me, all right? Anyways.
36:04
I can't see you while we're married.
36:07
So she takes the machete and cuts his hands off.
36:09
Yeah, that's what. Happens and he goes falling.
36:12
You think that's it? You think that's probably enough
36:14
to kill him? No Abigail with the lead pipe.
36:17
Yeah, takes the pipe and just throws it down.
36:20
Right through Javelin. Like it?
36:22
Is yeah, man, she she would have probably did track and field.
36:26
Yeah, back in the day, you think you could find this old lady?
36:29
Oh waiter no. Like she is really fucking
36:32
badass but you don't know that yet.
36:35
Anyways, so it's it's night time during all this.
36:40
Time the group is moving through the house and they're like going
36:44
through various rooms and then Steve gets locked on the other
36:46
side of the door. He's in the hallway.
36:48
Yeah. And so they're trying to figure
36:50
out how to get him in back into the room with them, and the old
36:54
lady appears. Abigail's there.
36:56
This is kind of funny because she's just So what?
36:58
We walk into and it's like, oh, the old ways here.
37:00
And they're like, kill her, kill her.
37:01
He's like, she's walking to me, like kill her.
37:03
Linda's like, no, don't. Yeah, yeah.
37:06
And then she just stops, and then she turns around and then
37:09
she starts to walk out, and then she gets to the doorway and then
37:13
stops again, slowly turns around and then walks back to him.
37:16
He's like, it's your turn. Come on, come on.
37:19
Come with me. And I said he walks downstairs
37:21
and that's where he finds Joey there, still has to pipe in him.
37:24
And he's like, oh, hey, yeah, no, it's your turn next.
37:27
It will hurt but you'll be happy way.
37:30
This goes yeah, you'll be happy. You'll be happier afterwards.
37:32
And it's over. So Abigail approaches him now
37:35
and he is threatening her with his little masking tape saw
37:41
blade and she doesn't take it seriously.
37:44
And she's able to like, nail him to the ground so that way she
37:49
can then cut him open. Yeah, it's this right here.
37:52
More Jesus imagery right here. He gets crucified, kind of.
37:55
Kind of, yeah. And when the group finally is
37:58
able to get through the door and go downstairs, they don't find
38:01
him. They just find four holes in the
38:03
Christian blood. Mention the buzz saw because she
38:06
leaves the room and goes and gets a buzz saw and then cuts
38:09
him up with that. I just said she got him up and
38:11
then specified with what. The buzz saw is pretty
38:13
intimidating. It kind of reminded me.
38:15
Of kind of better than his. Just a single buzz saw blade
38:18
with a duct tape handle on it. Yeah, it reminded me of High
38:21
Tension, which that moment when he starts chasing her with the
38:24
bug buzz saw, it's a it's pretty fucking crazy.
38:29
Meanwhile, we got to a field with two teens who are bored and
38:33
they're like, hey, let's go to the old Leatherby house, you
38:36
know? The thing we never get their
38:37
names. We don't even get Ricky's name,
38:39
we just get it from the subtitles.
38:40
Yeah, and Ricky basically has to bait the other teen into doing
38:45
it. S yeah, I'm I will not call him
38:48
that. I don't care if that's
38:50
canonically his name. I won't do it.
38:52
They. Talk about the history of it,
38:53
though. They're like, hey, isn't that
38:54
house supposed to be on? And like, I don't know,
38:56
whatever. Maybe it is, maybe it is and I'm
38:58
bored. Let's go like, check it out.
38:59
Yeah, so. They go.
39:01
Meanwhile, our main group finds a box of stuff in the house and
39:06
there is an article in the newspaper about the house's
39:09
history, which we kind of talked about at the beginning of this
39:11
episode. I tried to write as much of it
39:13
as I could because it went so fast.
39:14
Let's see what you got. All right, so Missus Leatherby
39:18
was stabbed 37 times during that initial home invasion.
39:23
How do you survive 37 stabs? I have no idea.
39:26
But it traumatized her and she went to therapy and she
39:30
eventually made it through therapy and was able to return
39:32
home with her daughter. And then that's.
39:35
And yeah. And that's when her neighbor
39:37
came and did a welfare check on her just to see how she was
39:40
doing. Except she was still
39:42
traumatized, I guess. And she ended up stabbing him 37
39:45
times. That's killed him.
39:47
And she had a heart attack. Well, yeah, Days later she died,
39:51
and then the daughter eventually hanged herself because of all of
39:56
the events that unfolded. Afterwards, well after she so
39:59
when misses, when Abigail had her heart attack, she was buried
40:03
in the cemetery, but Anne went and dug her up and reburied her
40:06
on their property and then she hanged herself from the train.
40:09
OK. I missed that part.
40:10
I I knew the part about her hanging yourself, but yeah.
40:13
Yeah, so they're reading all of this as the teens are busting
40:17
into the cellar because apparently the cellar doors are
40:19
not part of this. Doors don't open, but.
40:22
I think the House encourages you or encourages you to enter, but
40:26
it does not allow you to leave. So does that mean that the house
40:29
just generally didn't want Bob? Well.
40:34
Or Mark. Mark couldn't get any.
40:36
Well, really, Bob was the one that's probably going to give
40:38
him the hardest time other than Ron and S as we see you later.
40:43
But Bob was the one that was like immediately like taking
40:46
action here cuz yeah, like he helped them all arm up earlier.
40:50
We missed that part. But like he like assigned
40:52
everybody weapons and shit which is cool.
40:54
Linda finds Steve sitting on the bed and she's like, Oh my God, I
40:57
was so worried about you, are you OK?
40:58
He goes no, I'm hurt, but I did manage to make it out and she
41:03
was like, well I'm so glad you're OK, we're trying to find
41:05
a way out. He goes, oh, I know the way out.
41:06
And she's like cool, great, let's go get the others.
41:10
He's like, but first will you hold me?
41:14
And she holds him and he's like, you are always so great and so
41:17
caring and I gotta kill you. Yeah, he uses as a saw knife.
41:24
Yeah, Yeah. Which, you know, he actually
41:26
used it. There we go.
41:28
I think it's because he could just hold the blade without pain
41:32
now. Yeah, I guess so.
41:33
Maybe. Cuz I just here's The thing is
41:36
you're not gonna get the right amount of like tension that you
41:38
need. Like that tape is gonna wiggle
41:40
off the second you try and stab somebody.
41:42
Yeah, it's gonna hurt regardless.
41:44
So the Rus have found a window in another room, and they've
41:48
managed to get it open, but they noticed that Linda's missing.
41:51
So Jamie goes back to go get her.
41:55
Yeah, as does the others, and they find her just kind of
41:58
sitting at the window, and she's being strange.
42:01
Bob immediately recognizes that. She's a ghost.
42:03
He just wails on her with a. Golf, he's he's got the golf
42:06
over, he's going to do it. But they're like no, no, no,
42:08
let's give her a chance. And then she's like, no, I don't
42:10
think I want to go. I think I want to stay.
42:12
And then he immediately takes the Golf Club and just whacks
42:15
her in the head and it's effective.
42:17
It knocks her out. I'm surprised we didn't have
42:19
like a moment of Bob accidentally like wailing on
42:23
somebody who wasn't dead yet. I wish we saw that.
42:25
That would have been fantastic teens.
42:27
It would have been good for that right there.
42:29
So they go back to the window. They tie a rope and then they're
42:33
going to repel out the window. And this is when Jamie realizes
42:37
that the window now has like, a jagged bottom edge, and it's
42:39
essentially going to function as a guillotine, which is how Bob
42:43
gets bisected. Bisection Bob, as we like to
42:45
call him. That's his.
42:47
Nickname. Yeah, I like, I think they did a
42:50
good job. It was a good decision to not
42:51
make it a queen cut. But like, yeah, repeatedly slams
42:54
on him and then cuts him in half.
42:56
Yeah, that's a good decision, Both from like showing the
42:59
brutality of the house, but also it allows for the special
43:02
effects to be a lot messier. Yeah, and that's the thing.
43:05
This movie, like it had the good effects.
43:07
That was one of the good things. I had going.
43:08
For it like put it on display. So Rick and S find Anne, the
43:14
daughter of the old lady, and she's humming in her undies.
43:18
She's walking her back and forth, undressing.
43:20
Yeah, and they're like, what are you doing?
43:22
She's like, oh, I always undress when you go or when I go to bed.
43:26
And then the door closes behind them.
43:27
Then she's like, I'm surprised that you made it here.
43:29
And normally my mother kills people faster than this and
43:32
they're like. What?
43:34
And they're still like a little stunned from seeing boobies.
43:37
So that's how Abigail's able to come in, kill Ricky, and then
43:41
just throw the other teen up against the wall and kind of
43:43
knock him out. It's.
43:44
Strange. They kill Ricky, but they spare
43:47
S and they're like, you can go. It's so strange.
43:51
I don't understand. I don't understand why they
43:53
went. Maybe the reason that I thought
43:55
at first is because he was the one that was reluctant to go in.
43:59
Yeah, I thought maybe they only like attack people that wanted
44:03
to like, enter and be just kind of mischievous, but he didn't
44:07
really wanna be there. Schemers.
44:09
Yeah, also, that kinda reminds me, doesn't Rick kinda look like
44:13
cousin Ricky? You don't think so?
44:17
He's even got the little jersey too.
44:19
It reminded me a lot of Ricky. I did notice that after this the
44:23
team runs right and he runs down at the same time as Ron.
44:27
Yeah, and he's trying to open the front door, but it won't
44:29
open. And Ron comes downstairs, and he
44:31
sees his teen, and he almost pulls what I assumed Bob would
44:34
have pulled, which is he tries to kill this teen who's like,
44:36
hey, yo, no, dude, I was also almost killed.
44:40
And then before Ron can really react to that, he hears Jamie
44:43
scream. So he runs back upstairs, and
44:45
he's like, are you OK? And she goes, yeah, no, she, the
44:47
old lady came in, but then she left, so it's OK.
44:50
And he's like, OK, cool, come with me.
44:52
There's another kid downstairs. Don't really know what his deal
44:54
is, but we'll figure it out together.
44:56
And as he's walking, we see she's got scissors in her back
44:59
and she's trying to reach out and pull him out and she's
45:01
there. Yeah.
45:04
And he was like, are you OK? She cuz yeah, no, I'm OK, I'm
45:06
OK. And she manages to get the
45:08
scissors out. It's like that thing from Fuck
45:12
from Neighbors with Rose Ow. And so she.
45:22
She goes. In to try and attack him.
45:24
S pops up and hits her with a piece of wood and Ron is mad at
45:29
him for attacking his girlfriend but he's like no dude, she's got
45:32
scissors in her back. Girlfriend Jamie?
45:35
Is you sure Mark's girlfriend? Oh, yeah, you're right, You're
45:37
right. OK, whatever.
45:38
He's mad about it. Yeah.
45:40
And he's like, no, dude got scissors in her back.
45:42
Trust me, she was going to kill you.
45:44
But then as they're bickering, she gets up again and like,
45:47
tries to attack Ron. So they fight.
45:50
I I hear you every. I know, I know, of course.
45:53
Correct midway through his. Name.
45:55
Move past it. I've moved past it, everybody.
45:57
I've moved past. It no, I have I'm at peace with
46:00
the fact that I do this. Everybody else here is everybody
46:02
listening is at peace. You're the only person that is
46:05
making any complaints about this right now.
46:07
Travis, just move on. We have not heard audience
46:10
feedback on this episode yet. Maybe we will have a poll for
46:13
this episode as well. I'm calling them a different
46:16
name every single time. Going forward, I'm not even
46:18
gonna, like, have the same name. We're just going to do Bert now.
46:20
OK. All right.
46:23
So, Bert. I don't know.
46:26
It's not just Bert. It's going to be somebody else
46:28
next time, too. Doug.
46:29
Now. OK.
46:32
All right. So Joey and us start to.
46:35
They start to find, like, they attack her and they kill her.
46:39
I can't remember exactly how they kill her.
46:41
I think they stab her with one of the scissors or something in
46:44
her. Back, I just feel that they
46:47
fight, the Steve is trying, so they fight, they go into another
46:51
room and then this is where Steve pops back up and he's
46:56
trying to bust down the door of the room that they're in.
46:58
Yeah, they're, they're just in the room kind of catching their
47:02
breath and they hear him whistling, which I think that's
47:04
cool. That's creepy.
47:05
Yeah. He's like doing his whistle down
47:07
the hall. Because I was, I was just
47:09
thinking to myself like, I'd shit my pants if I heard that.
47:14
OK, so. He tries to bust on the door and
47:17
he does manage to, but the teen kills him as he's beating all up
47:23
on Ron, so he he does save Ron's life.
47:27
Ron is little dazed. He gets him with the the saw the
47:30
saw weapon. He gets him in the head with it
47:32
and he kills him. Yeah, so they go back in the
47:35
hall, and as they're in the hall trying to catch a breather, Bob
47:39
approaches. OK, dude, this is cool.
47:41
So like, before that, we get this little thing of him
47:43
standing in a corner and he's drinking beer and he's, like,
47:45
smashing the walls and stuff. And I like this moment because
47:48
he gets out his cigarettes, and he takes the smoke.
47:50
And you remember what he said at the beginning?
47:52
He's like, I always smoke a cigarette before I do something
47:54
big. Yeah.
47:55
Which I think it was cool. It was a cool little moment.
47:57
And I was like, OK, he's about to do something here.
47:59
Yeah. So he approaches them in the
48:02
hallway, walks past the two of them into another room, goes in
48:05
there and drags Steve's body out.
48:08
And then he's like, all right, guys, I need y'all to see
48:11
something. And he starts to just like cut
48:14
his leg off and he holds up the legs, like see this right here?
48:17
This doesn't hurt him. He's dead, but you guys are
48:20
alive. You guys are going to feel this
48:21
shit. So he like throws that down and
48:23
then they start their fight. Yeah, that was a kind of an
48:27
intimidating way to do it. I know it's bad ass.
48:30
Like see, he's not going to feel it.
48:31
He's dead. You know what I think is?
48:33
Even. More bad ass about Bob than all
48:35
of that. What?
48:36
The fact that his bandana is so far back on his head and doesn't
48:41
just slide right off. That bandana is Immaculate.
48:44
That bandana, like if you told me that there was wig glue on
48:49
the other side of it, I'd be like, please tell me what brand
48:53
because that shit is. Dying.
48:55
Dude lost his half, like his legs and his upper half, but he
48:59
kept that bandana on the entire time.
49:01
Yeah, that's how good it is. So they have their fight.
49:06
It's a pretty big fight cuz Bob is actually pretty tough
49:09
compared. To the others so far, like I
49:10
said, he's not the final boss, but he's the boss you have to
49:12
beat to get to the final boss. Yeah, it leads into one of the
49:16
rooms. I like how before he starts his
49:18
actual fight though, he he does what I call it a Yip and RIP cuz
49:23
he starts to go Yip, Yip Yip and then you like he like does like
49:28
a like a whole Hal call type thing and he like he fucking
49:31
lets him have it. It's a Yip and RIP.
49:35
You say so. You know exactly what I'm
49:37
talking about, right? You remember that?
49:40
I was having a really hard time by the end of the movie.
49:43
Having a hard time when I'm focusing.
49:44
Yeah, this is when it gets interesting.
49:47
It's all action of my interest before that though.
49:49
Oh, dude, yeah, come on. I tried dude, I made notes I
49:53
just but I just rather they file it.
49:55
Yeah well the door gets axed down cuz he like takes the axe
49:59
and he gets it down and it leads into the room there and they get
50:04
him down on the ground and Joey takes a statue and bludgeons Bob
50:11
in the head with it. I remember that part.
50:13
Yeah, so they make it to another room and they are trying to bust
50:18
out of the windows and they can't get him to budget.
50:21
Abigail has been like, OK, I guess Bob is like the he was the
50:26
next toughest guy and they fucked him up.
50:28
So I guess it's up to me now. Yep, because there's like
50:31
several other more ghosts. I don't know why they don't have
50:33
a team of them fighting at once, but whatever.
50:37
So she enters the room and she approaches and S makes a charge
50:42
at her and she just like brushes him to the side and he just is.
50:46
He's not even worth her time. So meanwhile Dean is over there
50:51
and he tries to charge at her too, but he gets fucked up as
50:55
well and she stabs S she has her own little weapon there with her
51:03
and then they. So Ron stabs her with a
51:07
screwdriver, like he stabs her in the back, and then he stabs
51:10
her through the head and she. Yeah.
51:12
And she just pulls it. Pulls it out of.
51:14
Her head. Yeah, and that's when the S gets
51:19
the axe as she's fighting Bill and.
51:23
Dude, I it is driving me crazy that you are calling the teen S
51:27
but you can't get Ron's name correct.
51:28
S is easy and I'm doing the other.
51:30
That's stupid. That's what S stands for.
51:33
Stupid is easy for me, Jesse. That's my zone, OK?
51:36
Don't, don't add me with that shit, all right?
51:39
Anyways, he gets the axe and then like, axes her in the back
51:42
and that's like the thing that actually gets her.
51:44
So they cut her head off and kick it off.
51:46
And I appreciated that not only did blood come out, but so did a
51:50
little bit of pus. I also liked Nice.
51:52
Attention to detail from the effects department.
51:54
Good job, French. I thought it was funny how
51:56
though you could see the four boards, like underneath move.
51:59
Like they're kind of bending along with the head.
52:01
That's like the heads. Yeah.
52:02
Yelling and stuff. Yeah, yeah.
52:04
It's, it's just like a funny little like, you know, you guys
52:07
couldn't ask that. It's, it's still looks good.
52:10
So it's the next day. I'm guessing S is dead because
52:16
they like it's only yeah. I thought you were gonna keep
52:22
talking. I was just trying to set the
52:23
mood music for the next morning. I'm trying to think of another
52:25
name here. Let's go with Ron.
52:33
So Ron starts to walk out of the house and.
52:37
Stab you in the head with the screwdriver.
52:39
He opens the door and he's able to get it out, but he starts to
52:44
walk out and he hears something behind him and it's S he is all
52:50
zombified now and he has the axe and then he gets them right in
52:52
the face. And then you guys.
52:54
Yep. So that's how the movie ends.
52:57
That is how the movie ends, all right.
53:00
So rating, what are you going to?
53:02
What are you going to make it now?
53:04
I guess still A5 for me. I like, it's one of those movies
53:08
that I really like the elements of it, but the final packaging
53:12
just doesn't work. Yeah, I agree.
53:14
I mean, it's still A5 for me. Also had a lot of potential.
53:18
Just yeah, I think the pacing killed some of it.
53:22
Yeah. Yeah.
53:23
OK. Do we do scouts favorite part
53:27
now? Yeah, and we discussed this last
53:30
night because this isn't we can't use do our usual stick of
53:33
like Travis comes up with one and the knife is like.
53:36
No denying Scout's favorite part last night was.
53:39
Scout is activated by whistles, you guys, and I mean this.
53:42
And like, she starts like, you know, like when you see snake
53:47
charmers like this Scout with whistles, she wiggles around.
53:52
Out of a basket most times. And like, so, yeah.
53:58
And there was so much whistling. And every single time it
54:00
started, she would like go and then she would like rub up
54:03
against us. Specifically the time when it
54:06
zombified Steve and he's whistling down the hall because
54:09
she got off of the couch and came down on my lap and, like,
54:12
started meowing at us. Yeah.
54:14
And then she put her face to my notepad and she's like, write
54:17
that down. Yeah.
54:18
To which I did. I wrote it down because she
54:19
wanted me to. Yeah, she chewed on the corner
54:21
of his notepad. Yeah, she liked it that that was
54:24
her favorite part. There's no.
54:25
Denying though, so there's yeah, I don't have an option to play
54:28
around with it this time. Who did you relate to though?
54:31
I no, that's a good question, man.
54:39
I think related to Bob. Like wanting that beer while
54:42
you're doing manual labor because that shit hits.
54:45
That shit hits OK, There's no denying it.
54:47
I, you know, mowing the grass. Give me a beer, man.
54:50
That shit's got like, it's a great time to have a beer.
54:53
I also related to Bob but because I struggle with doors.
54:57
OK, Yeah. Dude, some of our.
54:59
Doors in this house, yeah. Same way my quasi door gives me
55:03
fucking fits every day, yeah? We really just need to shave the
55:06
top of the door down. It's just misshapen several
55:09
years of warping, all right. Do we do any of the other stuff?
55:17
I can't remember. I don't think we do.
55:19
No, we do like a dream sequel. Yeah, OK.
55:21
Dream sequel. I want to see Ron's brother
55:24
arrive and then he's. The electrician?
55:27
Yeah, he shows. Up and like, maybe the ghosts
55:30
have learned their lessons, so they're like playing it cooler
55:33
this time. We mean.
55:36
Like he's just oblivious to the fact that they're ghosts and
55:39
they're not immediately being like, yeah, you're next.
55:42
What if it? What if the next day just
55:45
happened to be Halloween and he thinks they're all in Halloween
55:47
costumes? God, I would love that.
55:49
Yeah, I think that that would. Be like he thinks they're
55:51
playing a prank or something like that.
55:52
Yeah, yeah. And the teen's parents come by
55:56
like looking for them. Yeah, man.
56:00
OK, Yeah, I think that that's like a good set up there.
56:04
You basically just do the same movie again with Morgos and
56:08
maybe better pacing. Just like Night of the Demons
56:10
too. We've never seen.
56:12
I know. Yeah, I.
56:14
Was taking a joke offhand and hoping that it sticks.
56:16
Let me know if that joke worked, everybody.
56:18
I think most people think that that movie's OK I think
56:21
everybody agrees the original is the best, yeah.
56:23
Yeah. OK, OK, so I guess now we we do
56:29
reviews. We do reviews.
56:31
We do reviews. We do reviews.
56:34
Alrighty, so let's see here. Dead dudes in the house.
56:43
Let's see this shit. OK, here is a three out of 10.
56:49
This was reviewed last year so it's pretty up to date which is
56:53
nice sometimes. Flavorless 1980s cheese when I
56:57
sat down to watch 1989 horror movie.
57:00
You refer to it as both flavorless and cheese.
57:04
That does exist, unfortunately. Flavorless cheese.
57:07
All right, when I sat down to watch the 1989 horror movie The
57:11
Dead Come Home Out, it was actually labeled The House on
57:13
Tombstone Hill for whatever reason.
57:15
I don't know. Regardless, I had never watched
57:17
the movie and with it being a horror movie, of course I opted
57:20
to sit down and watch it. Writer and director James Riffle
57:23
had every chance to entertain me as I had never heard about the
57:26
movie, so I had 0 expectations to what I was in for.
57:30
Well, the storyline didn't really appeal much to my liking.
57:33
I found the narrative to be a rather moronic and pointless, so
57:36
writer James Riffle didn't manage to entertain me with the
57:39
contents he conjured up for the script.
57:42
It was a rather sluggish narrative and it was just oozing
57:45
with thick 80s cheese, and not in a good way.
57:48
There was very little of anything interesting happening
57:50
as the narrative moved ahead at the pace of a snail, making it a
57:54
very difficult movie to sit through.
57:56
The acting performances in The Dead Come Home was actually was
57:59
not particularly great. The performances were sort of OK
58:03
if you can get past the cheesy dialogue, but the actors and
58:07
actresses weren't really given all that much to work with to
58:10
begin with. I wasn't familiar with a single
58:12
actor or actress on the cast list.
58:14
Visually, they did. Come Home was not a great movie
58:17
now even by 1989 standards, and I love how the exterior of the
58:20
mansion that the people ventured into changed throughout the
58:23
course of the movie. I didn't notice that, as it
58:26
turned out then, I hadn't been missing out on a particular
58:29
outstanding horror movie experience here by not watching
58:32
The Dead Come Home before 2024. My rating of The Dead Come Home
58:35
wins on a generous 3 out of 10 stars.
58:38
Oh wow, yeah, calling that generous.
58:42
Yeah, OK, well, I get it that that makes sense.
58:46
I mean I we both agree with the pacing having.
58:49
Issues. That is true, Yeah.
58:52
Listen, I get that. Like, I just, I don't see how
58:57
you can call something flavorless and cheesy.
58:59
I'm not saying that this isn't cheesy.
59:02
I think there's bad cheese for sure, but yeah, flavorless.
59:05
Yeah. And maybe it's just not.
59:06
Well, yeah, I mean, it's got flavor.
59:08
It just might not be your flavor.
59:10
Maybe he means like generic? Maybe, Yeah, yeah, it's not that
59:16
gourmet cheese for sure, I can tell you that much.
59:19
Is is American craft single? I think it's the the Fritos
59:26
cheese dip, jalapeno flavour. There's a little bit of spice in
59:29
there with the Gore A. Little bit of spice.
59:32
Jalapeno. Listen, we were talking about
59:35
this at work. Do jalapenos seem less spicy
59:37
lately? Listen, I've asked you guys a
59:39
lot of questions. I've asked you guys a lot of
59:42
questions. This is the most important one.
59:44
I need you all to answer in the comments.
59:46
Are jalapenos less spicy than they used to be?
59:48
Yes or no? You all fell for a trap.
59:50
You thought this was a movie review, but really we're getting
59:52
into the heart of the matter. Weird.
59:55
I just. I just need to know if other
59:57
people are having the same issue I'm.
59:59
Going to make that a poll or not a poll like a question on
1:00:02
Spotify. Yeah, when you upload the upload
1:00:04
the episode and you can put in a poll like our jalapenos less
1:00:07
size and you're going to be like, what the fuck does this
1:00:09
have to do with the episode? And they're going to be an hour
1:00:11
in and then it finally makes sense.
1:00:13
Yeah, yeah. Tell us, people.
1:00:15
What are your thoughts? On jalapenos lately as of late.
1:00:20
It's just like we're talking about how I always have to get
1:00:22
the Jarred Hall of Fenios because that's the only way that
1:00:24
you get even like a little bit of kick to them.
1:00:27
Oh well, I guess we'll find out. All right, review #2 here's the
1:00:33
+1. OK, 7 out of 10.
1:00:35
Very amusing. Gore cheapy.
1:00:39
This was reviewed in 2003, so we got an older one here.
1:00:43
Pass it over. 20 year old review.
1:00:45
Dude, that's fucking insane. Dead dude.
1:00:48
Dude, dead dudes in the house. James Riffle's dead dudes in the
1:00:52
house has to be 1 of Trump's best.
1:00:55
There's plenty of gore, some scary scenes, plus a lot of
1:00:58
cheese. Hey, there we go, the good kind.
1:01:02
The plot involves a group of young people going to fix up an
1:01:05
old secluded house and falling victim to the murderous 100 year
1:01:08
old lady named Abigail, who proceeds to splash them off and
1:01:12
bring them back as a zombie. Like killers.
1:01:15
Let me finish my sentence. I think we did because in the
1:01:19
40s she was already an old lady. But we don't know that she was
1:01:22
actually 60. And also, it feels like when you
1:01:26
die, you're just that age forever, right?
1:01:29
I don't know. We're getting too in, you know?
1:01:33
OK, no, let's settle this. Let's settle this.
1:01:35
All right, guys, in the car. Yeah, God damn it.
1:01:39
She's over 100. OK, I side with this guy.
1:01:41
That's two against one. All right, so that's the it's
1:01:44
final. Where am I at on this review?
1:01:47
OK OK Dead Dudes in the House is loaded with plenty of gore and
1:01:53
violence. The script is pretty mediocre
1:01:55
and there are some dull plots, but overlook that and you have
1:01:58
an enjoyable low budget gore fest.
1:02:00
The scene where one guy is cut in half by window is a hoot.
1:02:03
Check it out if you can find it. 7 outs in.
1:02:06
OK. Yeah, I mean, I think that there
1:02:09
is an audience for this movie. I think that there's plenty of
1:02:11
people that would find value in this.
1:02:13
It would be their type of cheese, you know?
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Like if you if the pacing doesn't bother you, if you can
1:02:19
deal with a little bit of sluggishness with your movie, I
1:02:22
think you can find a nice little gym here.
1:02:27
Hot take yeah, I understand this, but this is what I say
1:02:29
about Breaking Bad as a series the whole time.
1:02:32
Like I will just TuneIn for the interesting parts, which is not
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all of the show. Well, sorry fans out there, you.
1:02:40
Can do like a fan edit and cut it down some.
1:02:43
You know, I think we can make, I think there's enough material
1:02:45
there to get a nice little edit for this movie and make it.
1:02:48
Really. Yeah, absolutely.
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I think, I think this would be a fantastic 70 minute movie.
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I really do. Yeah, if somebody ever wanted to
1:02:58
do that, maybe I will one day. Who knows?
1:03:00
We'll get that. We'll do the.
1:03:02
It's kind of like if you guys ever noticed the difference
1:03:05
between our live episodes versus our which our live ones, we
1:03:08
generally try and just talk too fast without thinking so much.
1:03:12
That way we don't have dead air, but we cut out dead air on our
1:03:16
like actual edited episodes because that's what you do.
1:03:18
You want to keep the pacing up. You want to keep tension and
1:03:21
everything up always, even though there's not like it's not
1:03:24
I. Get pretty in the night.
1:03:26
There's sometimes like I cut like silence in between like
1:03:28
words because I want timing to be.
1:03:30
Right. With something, yeah.
1:03:31
And I mean, we do that. And this is a podcast.
1:03:34
Like, we're not trying to scare anybody.
1:03:35
We're just talking about a show, but we want to keep interest up.
1:03:38
And you have to do that with movies, too.
1:03:40
And this movie just really fails on a lot of its editing, I
1:03:42
think. Yeah, you know, if we ever do
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like our own cut of it, we'll call it the jalapeno cut.
1:03:48
Yeah, but not any of them 2025. Jalapenos.
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No. No.
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I see na na na na na na the. The odds version.
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Yeah. Odds Edition open.
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GMO jalapenos Extra Spezzy. So now it's time for the teacher
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word question. To be or not to be?
1:04:09
I am going to say to be. Yeah.
1:04:12
I think everybody, I think that this movie is good enough to
1:04:15
warrant a recommendation. Just be like, it might not be
1:04:19
your thing. It might be your thing.
1:04:21
This. Is a movie that I would
1:04:23
absolutely recommend to people. And it's also the type of movie
1:04:27
that if we're having people over for like a game night or
1:04:30
something, it's a good one to have it on.
1:04:32
Yeah, while you're playing games.
1:04:33
And then that way in between rounds, you look up and you're
1:04:35
like, hey, that's fun. And and you go back to playing
1:04:38
your game and you really haven't missed anything by the next
1:04:40
time, like you've made it through a round and everybody
1:04:42
wants to tune back in. I wouldn't recommend that for an
1:04:44
initial watch. I think for anything you need to
1:04:46
give your undivided attention. But I guess like a rewatch
1:04:50
opportunity, I think that's a good time to do that.
1:04:53
OK, Yeah. All right.
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So I think that does it for this month's to be or not to be.
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We are going to be moving on over to our Texas Chainsaw
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Massacre 3 episode recording, but in the meantime, we'd like
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to thank our bubbies out there. We have Joe.
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Perforicaton. As is his name Amber, Michael,
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being patrons on our show. It means a whole lot to us.
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This port is very special and yeah, we just appreciate
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It's so cool. If you're not able to be a
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Maybe leave a review if you feel so inclined.
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Yeah, on Spotify it's like similar to this.
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So we're, we're popping up on those lists and we have those
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Thank you. That's why we say that's a free
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It really does make a difference.
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Following is a big, big thing. Yeah.
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All right. Do you feel less serious?
1:06:53
Do you feel less serious? All right, OK, that's it.
1:06:59
All right. We're going to go do chain
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sauces. Yeah, bye, Bye.