Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / Episode 72: Who Loves Muppet Porn?
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- 0:23It is time to leave your worries outside and join me Daniel Maley, Trey
- 0:30Trenholm, and Rod Sharmer right here inside the treehouse. I'm ready to play,
- 0:40ready to get stupid, like we do in here, because there is
- 0:45so much to discuss today. And it's not just today, it's it's every
- 0:51time that we come in here to record an episode, but today especially is
- 0:58a very full treehouse when it comes to show content. Look at it.
- 1:02Hold up my notes. So not only do I have excellent penmanship? You
- 1:07do? Yes, you do. Yeah, It's it's called being very anal
- 1:10retentive. And uh, and you can see I'm holding a legal pad,
- 1:15white legal pad, and the whole thing is mostly double space my topic.
- 1:21Yeah, and it uh, there's a lot there. So it's not it's
- 1:27not really anal retentive as opposed to O, C D. Right, you
- 1:32double space and then you work really hard on each letter. Yes, get
- 1:38right. So yeah, it's well, it's it might be a combination of
- 1:41the two, gotcha, because I because I'm careful about it and I'm meticulous
- 1:46and I'm anal about it because like if I messed up on my spacing,
- 1:49then I'm gonna you have to start over. Yeah, I want to start
- 1:53a new page. Yeah, see that's OCD. Yeah, so you have
- 1:57to rip that up? Do you have to throw it away? Like you
- 2:00can't see it. I don't necessarily take it to that extreme. I mean
- 2:05I do, but I don't. Yeah, And I don't think it's anything
- 2:10where I feel the need to talk to a headshrinker about it. Yeah,
- 2:15I write like, I'm like, I'm sending you a ransom letter like that.
- 2:20That's what it looks like. There's no I just signed a document yesterday
- 2:24and I just went, oh one, twenty five, twenty four, and
- 2:30twenty four was ten times the size of everything else, Like it made no
- 2:35sense, And I just handed the clipboard back to the lady. I was
- 2:38like, yeah, you know what year it is. So your handwriting should
- 2:40be its own font, so that we don't have to take the time to
- 2:45cut the random letters out of old magazines. Yeah, you can decipher winging
- 2:49easier. So anyway, the reason why I wanted to show you all this
- 2:54is because, I mean, today is one of those days where we're suffering
- 2:57from too much to discuss, because there's lots of good stuff going on.
- 3:00I want to talk about all of it. But the reality is we don't
- 3:05have the time because the show. We have two free shows per week.
- 3:08We've got a plus episode. There's a football episode that's coming near its end
- 3:13of the football season. I mean that's four. But there are different types
- 3:17of shows with different structures. What I'm getting at is this when I look
- 3:22down on my sheet, and I've got things that are brand new to discuss,
- 3:27like the Taylor Swift Ai deep fakes, the the fact that Alabama killed
- 3:32an inmate using nitrogen. Yeah. And then there's also some things we hadn't
- 3:38even had a chance to touch on yet, like Raj having a crush on
- 3:43his chiropractor, or the Boeing flight that he's a handsome man, or like
- 3:50the Boeing flight that had a hole, you know, blown out the side
- 3:53of it, and not one passenger got sucked out his should oh the shirt.
- 4:00Okay, Well, unlike everything we've seen in film and television, you
- 4:03know, people are supposed to be sucked out of there, yeah, you
- 4:06know, immediately, and that didn't happen. Tara and I bought him.
- 4:10They said, if they had been at a higher elevation that sucked him out.
- 4:14Yeah, Okay, gotcha. We never got a chance to talk about
- 4:17the kid that beat Tetris. The other night, my wife and bought a
- 4:21moldy pie from the store, and uh, I still haven't had a chance
- 4:26to play, uh the little golden nugget that Raj found and that is the
- 4:30Indian version of Sweet Child of Mine. What I'm getting at is this,
- 4:33gentleman, we we need to be on more and save you know, with
- 4:42the you know what, it was kind of a Fordian slip. I'm gonna
- 4:45I'm gonna go with it, I was going to say, with the exception
- 4:47of I'm gonna I'm gonna go with what I initially said, save a radio
- 4:51station. Yeah, we could do that, uh, and we'd be happy
- 4:57to have those discussions, uh for doing a once again five day a week
- 5:02radio show. We can discuss other options, whatever the case is. But
- 5:06I think what I'm getting at is I think we need to to to pump
- 5:11more out of this little treehouse. We need to, uh because like like
- 5:15I showed you, we have all this stuff to discuss, and that's not
- 5:17even half of it. There's plenty of other and some of it's just gonna
- 5:20expire or go, you know, fall to, you know, fall out
- 5:24of the Treehouse because it got old, like other things happened prior. And
- 5:30what I'm what I'm gonna what I'm gonna do is I am proposing to the
- 5:33two of you what if not all the time, but what if we did,
- 5:39say a one week a Treehouse Special event where we drop five episodes Monday
- 5:46through Friday. Wow? Okay, would you guys be on board for that?
- 5:55Uh? Yeah, I didn't you know when I when you guys asked
- 5:59me very nicely ages ago to join the show, I thought it was gonna
- 6:04be a five Uh that was gonna be every single week, every single day
- 6:11of the week. But yeah, that's great. Uh okay, yeah,
- 6:15yeah, Wow, I work more for the same money. Fuck. Yeah,
- 6:25you know, after decades of working in radio, our bodies are already
- 6:29conditioned to it. Trey, hold on, you guys are getting paid.
- 6:33I knew we should have discussed this off air. I said, same money.
- 6:39You know, it didn't mean yet, doesn't mean it doesn't mean anybody?
- 6:44Yeah zero zero? Yeah, So five days a week. Okay,
- 6:47So my my proposal, tree House Special event, five days a week.
- 6:53Ras You're in, Yeah, Trey, You're in. I am in good
- 6:57I've already got his scheduled to start next Monday, the fa Oh so we're
- 7:01gonna go. So we're gonna lead up to the super Bowl? Is that?
- 7:06Yes? And I'm actually going to throw a cherry on top that I'm
- 7:10going to ask for your uh you know, to see if you guys will
- 7:15do this. Okay, but I've already got it schedule. Uh So,
- 7:17in addition to being live you're not live, sorry, in addition to being
- 7:23used to the radium, used to saying live. So in addition to being
- 7:25on and releasing an episode each day of the week, okay, on the
- 7:30week of February fifth, So it'll be Monday the fifth, Tuesday the sixth,
- 7:34Wednesday the seventh, Thursday, the eighth, Friday the ninth, and
- 7:39then and then and then on Monday, Monday, though no, and then
- 7:45Monday the twelfth, okay, and then on Monday the twelfth, the day
- 7:49after the super Bowl, we will attempt to go live. Oh okay,
- 7:56we will attempt to go live and also still have the show release in its
- 8:01normal form that you can you know, download onto your phone and listen and
- 8:05all that kind of stuff. But you will have the ability fingers crossed to
- 8:11have you tune in live. Oh, that'd be great. Okay, So
- 8:15day after Super Bowl, Yeah, so we will start as the game and
- 8:18the commercials and all the fun stuff. Absolutely absolutely, okay, Yeah,
- 8:24I'm good. And I'd also like to point out that, in preparation for
- 8:28this special Treehouse event leading up to the Super Bowl and the day after the
- 8:35Super Bowl, I am I am currently in production on the Cowboy Dando.
- 8:46Oh my god. Okay, I'll put it to you this way. There's
- 8:52no reason why the disappointment of the Cowboys on the field cannot carry over into
- 9:00your bedroom. The Cowboys Dan do coming? Yeah? Do you have the
- 9:05Dan dough in like in the works? Like it's going to be something people
- 9:11can buy. Well, it'll be a bit on the radio on the show
- 9:15here. So I thought, if we want to go into full production that
- 9:20I need to see if Norm is still working at Condoms to go maybe steps
- 9:26I just worked Yeah, yeah, okay. Things to look forward to,
- 9:30things to look forward to here in the Treehouse. So on the February fifth,
- 9:33we will do an episode that day like we normally do, but then
- 9:37on Tuesday we're going to do another one. Wednesday Thursday Friday. All that
- 9:41week we will drop episodes daily and then on Monday the twelfth, the day
- 9:45after the Super Bowl, we will we will be live. Wow, Okay,
- 9:50I'm on board. I like it. I do. I do like
- 9:54that. One of the things that compelled me to this is something I saw
- 10:01yesterday and I said, well, I these are things that we need to
- 10:05be able to cover quickly on a daily basis, And and that was Taylor
- 10:13Swift AI porn. Yes. I don't think it's a brand new thing,
- 10:22meaning it's been in existence before. As soon as you know, AI was
- 10:24made public, we all not we but a bunch of people started typing in
- 10:28some really weird and gross things. Yeah okay, and and all of a
- 10:33sudden, the celebrity deep fakes hit a new level. And so yesterday I'm
- 10:39doing my doom scrolling and I see Taylor Swift AI photos trending or whatever it
- 10:43is. I'm like, what's going on? And it's bad? Right,
- 10:52Not only is it bad in general, but you know, it's a lot
- 10:56of people saying, you know, this is this is not a this is
- 10:58not right, this is a you're exploiting a a woman and that she she's
- 11:03not giving her consent for her likeness to be used in such a manner.
- 11:07So I would like to, uh not necessarily swear my alliance to the Swifty
- 11:16Nation, but I would like to disclaim that doing this type of thing and
- 11:20exploiting someone against you know, their wishes, is wrong. Yeah. However,
- 11:28when I saw someone say something along the lines of Taylor Swift in a
- 11:35compromising position with Oscar the Grouch, I was really really curious. Okay,
- 11:43so uh huh so it was Taylor muppet porn that that uh peaque your interest?
- 11:52Yes, it absolutely did, especially because uh because I couldn't find any
- 11:56photos at first, because I will, like I said, I well,
- 12:00I will say it is wrong and it should not be done. But since
- 12:03it was already done, my brain was curious, and especially after I saw
- 12:09that there was something with Taylor Swift and Oscar the Grouch on a pile of
- 12:13trash. I need to see this this and and it's not from a gratuitous
- 12:18standpoint, and not from any not from like it's going to turn me on
- 12:20type of thing, but from a journalistic standpoint, just from a curious mind.
- 12:24I'm you know, I need I need to find out and then I
- 12:28couldn't find any of the images, and then I got really frustrated, and
- 12:31then I found, finally found a an image of Oscar the Grouch and Taylor
- 12:35Swift artificial intelligence porn on top of a pile of garbage, and can can
- 12:45we see the picture? Can we see the picture? Google it for yourselves?
- 12:48I don't. I don't, I don't think twist, don't want that.
- 12:52I want that by search history, I don't want. Well, here's
- 12:56the thing. The photo that I found was censored, right, so so
- 13:01really all I see is well, I don't even want to describe because I
- 13:03feel like that would be wrong. But at the same time, it's artificial
- 13:09intelligence, it's a deep fake. It's it's Oscar the Grouch. You know,
- 13:13it's not real. I still think she needs to sue whoever did them
- 13:16and release them and everything. But because the things that she was like,
- 13:20I saw a couple like a non risk a photos of her in the chief's
- 13:26locker room that seemed okay, But like I said, my curiosity got the
- 13:31better of me and I was it's like, you know, I'm sorry.
- 13:35Even if I opened up at Google one day and it was Dan O'Malley and
- 13:39snufhalufigus trending. I'm going to click on that and as me. You can't
- 13:46do that while I'm taking water. No, that's the exact time I need
- 13:50to do it. I want you, Raj, I want you Raj spitting
- 13:56all over yourself the way Oscar was on Taylor. Oh? Is that what
- 14:00it was? Was it a No, I'm not giving I'm not giving detailed
- 14:03descriptions. I mean, I would be wrong. But if you're as curious
- 14:07as I am, if you're as curious as I am, let your thumbs
- 14:11do these. You know, you know, after the fact, could he
- 14:15still be a grouchcause it shouldn't just be Oscar at that point he got with
- 14:22Taylor swept. You can't be grouchy anyway you hit the price. At least
- 14:26he's gonna be Oscar, the nap and the tired back down the trash Canny
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- 17:11oaths. Yeah. Yeah, uh, that's the best time we see.
- 17:18I actually found the censored photo. Oh okay, and let me see if
- 17:26I can send it to you guys real quick. So there you go.
- 17:30The caption on this I think is accurate. It says a striking AI generated
- 17:36image featuring Taylor Swift and Oscar the Grouch made waves on Twitter. Okay,
- 17:41now I'd like to point out, I mean again, if this was my
- 17:45name and you know AI deep fake porn with Oscar the Grouch. I'd click
- 17:52on this and again I would like to point out this is wrong, this
- 17:57is exploitative, and it's it's uh, it's it's bad. It's wrong,
- 18:03very wrong. However, she looks fantastic. So but my thing is this
- 18:11right? I don't I don't understand people's mindset, Like who looked at that
- 18:15and went, what is Taylor doing? But you know that's fake? Like,
- 18:22at no point is she like, hey, listen, after the Chiefs
- 18:26game, I gotta go slum it down on Sesame Street. She's she's not,
- 18:33she's not, she's not walking the beat. Everybody knows it's fake.
- 18:37What's the uproar? It's a fake picture. It's just I told you AI
- 18:41is taking over the world. I will still stand by it. Yeah,
- 18:45but yeah, but keep this in mind. In order for this image to
- 18:48be made, a human had to prompt the AI. The AI is not
- 18:53sitting around thinking of, oh, random random combinations that would be fun to
- 18:57put out into the Twitter sphere. Oh you think so? Yes, what
- 19:02if it is just a random thing that AI created, then I can't wait
- 19:07to see what it pairs me with. Put it out in the universe.
- 19:11Talk to your phone because the speaker's on you and say, uh Dan,
- 19:15O'Malley wants to be uh an ai porn uh star ai porn star. And
- 19:23see what it generates. There's no there's no other human being typing it in.
- 19:29It's just you saying it into your phone. I bet you it generates
- 19:33something. May something They did that one. You know, they obviously put
- 19:38give Oscar the face you know Trey would have if he was begging Taylor smid
- 19:41Swift. There isn't there is a likeness there, Trey. Huh. Yeah,
- 19:48what was was this was the name of the picture called Taylor Trash because
- 19:57he's missed an opportunity. Yeah. I like how I took. Everybody's like
- 20:04it's like trailer no Taylor Taylor Trash. Yeah yeah, because he's Oscar and
- 20:11he's smiling the whole time. Look at this, he's you're helping out somebody.
- 20:15One time he's not, he's not groundy. Well it's also the one
- 20:19time that he's not inside the trash can. He crawled out of the trash
- 20:25can and onto Taylor Swift. Yeah. I can't wait to see a snuffle
- 20:30up puss uh stuffle up and gus uh I didn't mean to say Puss,
- 20:36but yeah, I think I think you had it right, Puss. Yeah,
- 20:41I get. The thing is, though, you have you have to
- 20:44be careful though with the snu porn because if once you type snuff porn into
- 20:51a certain yeah, you're your results might be mixed snuff tailor yeah that's so.
- 21:07Anyway, Again, it's very wrong. It's exploitative, and I don't
- 21:11want I don't want the Swifties coming after us. But and for God's sake,
- 21:14leave Burton Ernie alone. What are are they? Are they sacred?
- 21:25Are they? Are they sacred? Cows? To you, Trey, I
- 21:29think you're gonna get some different search results if you start putting in Burton Ernie.
- 21:34That's the only three s where she's not allowed. Well, I mean
- 21:41it's not gay. If Taylor's in the middle, we just destroyed. What
- 21:48what happens to the count? Where is he at this full time? Is
- 21:55he just in the corner one two, three penises? Or he's like a
- 22:03timer. And if you you get under one hundred, the new world is
- 22:11premature that old one where they would have the pre pre mature premature like the
- 22:26silhouettes that would do the words that a company that I don't know. That's
- 22:32that's a new one to me. But as soon as as soon as you
- 22:33started counting to one, two, three, I was starting to think of
- 22:37the owl and the TUTSI pop commercials three? How many licks does it take
- 22:45to get to the center of a pop star? Well played, nicely done,
- 22:52yeah, and a good AI prompt. I told you it's going to
- 23:00take over the world, and you guys, we're making fun of me a
- 23:03couple of months ago, like, oh, I can't do anything that it's
- 23:06not prompted to do, or can it? Have you seen the AI did
- 23:11George Carlin special? I have not. I heard about it, but that's
- 23:17one of those things. There you go. It's a full one hour special,
- 23:22uh, in George Carlin's voice and his like mindedness and his ideology.
- 23:26It's great. If it was maybe if it was Oscar the Grouch opening up
- 23:32for him, I might have been more curious to click on it. But
- 23:37you don't know. I've I heard about it, but I have not seen
- 23:41it because I've seen every every stand up special that Carlin did, and I
- 23:48fully believe AI is not going to improve upon it because it can only do
- 23:51things that have already been done. It can try to build off those things,
- 23:53But I don't see how AI would somehow make George Carlin better. No,
- 23:59but it's good. I mean, it's it sounds like I've I've I've
- 24:02watched that. Somebody sent it to me, and it sounds like stuff that
- 24:04he would talk about and his. It's the same point of view, it's
- 24:07the same kind of punchline delivery, and there's an AI audience that applauds at
- 24:15the at the right point. I'm just telling you, just thank taking.
- 24:22Is that the reason why you keep posting all these weird Bollywood things on your
- 24:26Instagram account? Yeah? Just shake. You know. Here's the thing,
- 24:32uh, I I follow the John Cena method of Instagram. It's like,
- 24:36it doesn't matter what you post, just post. But I get sent a
- 24:40lot of uh and and thank you to all the people that do this.
- 24:44I get sent a lot of weird stuff, some of it really weird and
- 24:48some of it is very funny. And people because they know I'm Indian and
- 24:52go, oh, you might like this. And I think I sent you
- 24:56guys both a clip the other day and it just made my heart happy.
- 25:03I think it made your heart happy. Because one, yes you are,
- 25:06you know, was of Indians. I sent you the Gymnast one and I
- 25:11sent you the Worst Bollywood Fight. Yeah yeah, those were good too.
- 25:15But there was one that that I saw on your page that I knew was
- 25:19special to u. Raj. On your Instagram page, you had posted something
- 25:23that was not only Indian, but it also directed at the metal head in
- 25:29your heart. Oh yeah, okay, okay, so you got that one.
- 25:33Oh yeah. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Raj's
- 25:37favorite band of all time is Motley Crue. Yes, and when your when
- 25:41your favorite band of all time is Motley Crue, you're already in a certain
- 25:44genre of music, not just eighties hair metal stuff, but just you know,
- 25:47rock and roll in general. And one of the other big bands at
- 25:51the time that Motley Crue was big was Guns and Roses Trey. What do
- 25:53you think what would you say was one of Guns n' Roses' biggest hits,
- 25:59sweetch all them? That would be correct. Now if you were an Indian
- 26:03cover band and you were sitting down right, yeah, if you were an
- 26:11Indian cover band and you were sitting down and discussing as a group, Hey,
- 26:15which classic Guns N' Roses song should we cover at this wedding? At
- 26:22a wedding? Yeah, then I think it would be. In fact,
- 26:26sweet Child of Mine, smart that it seems to me. Remind me,
- 26:33child, my body is better anything was a flash. She's smart that it
- 26:45seems to me mind me child died standing up car hold on no, and
- 27:00then Ma se Urphy text me, but get this fish and if I stay
- 27:07too long, don't be back. This is the best part. Okay,
- 27:18Wow, that's almost sounded like shut up Jesus, you don't stop. Yeah.
- 27:30At the end there he sounded like he was shouting that from a tower.
- 27:41Let's hear that again. Here we go see going out over a marketplace
- 27:53from a tall tower. Yeah, that's my favorite part of and and I
- 28:00I can't remember who's sent, but if you're listening, thank you so much.
- 28:03Somebody just sent that and was like, I think you'd enjoy this,
- 28:07and I could not stop listening. Uh, it's so terribly good. The
- 28:15phrase should be coined better. Right, it's terrible and so terrible it's good.
- 28:19It's like the troll doll, remember, like people are like, it's
- 28:22so ugly, it's cute. This is one of those things where I can't
- 28:26stop listening to it. Well that I think Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall nailed
- 28:33it. And coming to America when when Sexual Chocolate is performing at the fundraiser
- 28:42and the three year old guys are in the audience and and one of them
- 28:47is like that boy good and the other guys good and terrible terrible, that's
- 28:52what this is. This is good and terrible. That is that should be
- 28:56the name of the band, is good and terrible. So gets so Fortan
- 29:00has a band to set expectations. I'm just glad that you played that,
- 29:03uh for for all the people to listen, because you can't unhear it.
- 29:07Now, that's the worst part of this is now every time I can't yep,
- 29:12that's what you're gonna hear, You're not gonna I cannot unhear Indian sweet
- 29:17Child of Mine, And I cannot unsee what what the grouch is doing the
- 29:22tailor on top of the pile of garbage. Yeah, but she seems to
- 29:27be having fun, just the same as the people of the wedding. There's
- 29:33no rhythm. If you watch the clip, most people are focused on the
- 29:37band, but the women that are clapping have no rhythm. And then at
- 29:41one point when the song starts, that cuts to the guy who's the groom,
- 29:45and he looks terrifiedfied. Okay, good run the same page. I
- 29:49didn't know if that if that was lost in a cultural translation somewhere, because
- 29:53that dude looked freaked out. I've never if you could put a face to
- 29:59what the fuck? That's interestingly enough, that's everyone's face when they first watched
- 30:06it. Also, but his face is like, oh, I'm marrying this
- 30:11manch like it's the best face I've seen it. So wait a second.
- 30:15So that must mean then that this was a surprise, and that means that,
- 30:19yeah, then that means the bride booked band, which would then also
- 30:26lead my depraved mind to think that she's not just a fan of this group,
- 30:30but maybe she herself is a bit of a is a bit of a
- 30:34groupie for this band, which would then also mean that's why the groom is
- 30:40so mortified, is because this seventeen piece band, yes at his wedding,
- 30:48has probably all had her, you know. And and I'll just say this,
- 30:52Dan, and I was at your wedding, and I've always wondered what
- 30:56was missing, And I can say this ammonium, a harmonium, and a
- 31:03sitar. I think that's what was missing. I think that that was that
- 31:11would have that would have put the icing on the cake. I guess we
- 31:15can always throw some of the photos and video of of me and Tara's wedding
- 31:18into an AI generator and un chat and we can see and then put Oscar
- 31:23the and just see what he does to the both of you. I don't
- 31:26know you were there. It might generate things you don't want to see.
- 31:32Dan, All right now, I'm swinging back to Roger's side. That's far
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- 31:56df W. That's the phone number you need to read Daniel Kerry Cook from
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- 32:06website cookdfw dot com. We are now over a week since the Cowboys are
- 32:12lost in their wild card game of the NFL Playoffs. So I'm curious,
- 32:15Daniel, do you have a team that you have attached yourself to to cheer
- 32:20four through the remainder of this season or are you still just two cowboys?
- 32:23Said? I'm embarrassed when people say, who's your team, I say that
- 32:27Dallas. It is embarrassing, it really is. It hurts me to say
- 32:30it, but I can't go away from him. I've been a loyal Dallas
- 32:34cowboy fan. Hell back in the days when we had that other Quincy Carter
- 32:37guy playing for us. Come on, Oh, if you can hang with
- 32:39them when Quincy Carter was the quarterback, you can hang with them now.
- 32:43But going forward, you know, because he's a Texas guy, because he
- 32:47played high school, here, tech and college, and he seems to be
- 32:52a good, genuine guy. He's a good role model based on that,
- 32:55and because the Kansas City Chiefs war the Dallas Texans, thank you, okay,
- 33:02and only your only true fans would know that. But since those things
- 33:07are all in the same vicinity, we like to see case going move forward,
- 33:12you know, that's kind of where we're going. That is actually exactly
- 33:15what we're doing in the O'Malley house as Well's yeah, and for a lot
- 33:19of the same reasons, including the fact that the Chiefs were the original Dallas
- 33:23professional football team as the Dallas Texans. So I'm glad you knew that too.
- 33:28Look at the smart yet old. You have fifty years old, you
- 33:31get a little bit of knowledge under your belt. Now it's it's called wisdom.
- 33:37At a certain point you're old enough, it's wisdom, that's what it
- 33:39is. And Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration has lots of it, and that's
- 33:45why you need to give them a call to put their wisdom to work for
- 33:47you. Eight three three cook DFW or the website cookdfw dot com. Let's
- 33:52talk to Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing inside the Treehouse now two one, four,
- 33:55three six, eight thirty eight thirty eight for any and all of your plumbing
- 33:59ones and need and of course the website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. Are you
- 34:05or Colby? Your your your man's Beyonce thing husband? Deal? Are either
- 34:10of you? Do you guys like to fart on planes? I don't like
- 34:15to fart on planes. I don't like to fart on land either. Colby
- 34:22has no shame. He's like, it is what it is, and he
- 34:24does it with his smile. Well, I feel differently when it's on a
- 34:30plane because at a certain point and it's like okay, it's now now it's
- 34:32just disrupting my flight. But there was actually a guy recently on an American
- 34:37Airlines flight that got kicked off the flight before it even took off, although
- 34:40it would have been really funny if they kicked him off the flight while it
- 34:43was, you know, flying, because he was he was assaulting his fellow
- 34:47passengers with his toots. Okay, let me put it to you this way.
- 34:51I love to travel. It's hard to leave the office, but I
- 34:53travel when I can. I try to hack the PTO and be gone holidays
- 34:59where I'm only really missing one or two days. Yep. I would rather
- 35:04fly a stinky flight anywhere in the world than have half of the wall rip
- 35:07itself open midflight. I'm not made for that kind of trauma. For any
- 35:12and all of those plumbing ones and needs and a great conversation called Jaqueline at
- 35:15Brooks Plumbing two one four, three six eight thirty eight thirty eight or Brooks
- 35:19Plumbing Texas dot com. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online that
- 35:35Treehouse on air dot com. This segment of the Treehouse brought to you by
- 35:42our friends at Brooks Plumbing. For any and all of your bummy once in
- 35:45needs, you give them a call two one four three six, eight thirty
- 35:51eight thirty eight. That's two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight.
- 35:53Or the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. That's Brooks Plumbing Texas all
- 35:59spell about dot com. I want to reiterate real quick that deep pigs of
- 36:08Taylor Swift doing anything are bad. Also, while bad, seems that Oscar
- 36:15seemed happy for once, and then also that starting on February fifth, yeah,
- 36:22for a Treehouse special event, we will be dropping shows every day of
- 36:30the week. Wow on February fifth, sixth, seventh, eight ninth,
- 36:32and then then and then live on Monday, February twelfth, the day after
- 36:42the Super Bowl. Yeah, So that'll be fun. That'll be a really
- 36:46fun week. I'm looking forward to that. One of the things I think
- 36:50what we can do during that week is obviously have some fun. And one
- 36:53of the things I came up with the other day that I was like,
- 36:55well, this sounds like fun, and so I'm gonna give it a quick
- 36:59test run to see if it'd be something worth doing during our special event in
- 37:04February. All right, so I call this wrong answers only. I'm going
- 37:08to give you a question or a scenario fill in the blank type of thing,
- 37:13and you give me an answer that is clearly not the correct answer.
- 37:17Got it against the name wrong answers only? Gotcha? Are you ready?
- 37:23Yeah, yep, okay. We're going to clear your minds and think about
- 37:30these things that are wrong answers only, and we are going to start with
- 37:38A psychiatrist has revealed the number one skill couples need to survive in the future.
- 37:47A psychotherapist has revealed the number one skill couples need to survive in the
- 37:52future. All right, so here we go, Trey, start with you.
- 38:00The number one skill, according to a psychotherapist, that couples need to
- 38:04survive in the future. Uh, street walking on Sesame Street was an I
- 38:19think that might have been so that your answer, Raj is anal. Yeah,
- 38:22okay, okay, mine's lightsabers. I mean that could be amal too.
- 38:31Yeah. Yeah, you answers could easily overlap anal lightsabers, whatever works
- 38:43for you. Wow. So, uh, there's so there's one. There's
- 38:46here. There's there's an example right there of wrong answers only. Yeah,
- 38:51we'll do it a little. I'm gonna give you one more here. Okay,
- 38:53we'll do one more and we'll do it a little more structured here,
- 38:57So don't give your answer until prompted bye by me. So on this one,
- 39:02let me pull it up. Make sure I get the the proper quote
- 39:06exactly as is, because I like to be accurate. Mhm, who said
- 39:14my giant boobs and my body? My God? Sorry, that's my dog?
- 39:19Is that your dog? Okay? Does your dog have giant boobs?
- 39:22But he like I mean, he's like his dad. Ok fair enough?
- 39:27All right, starting over here? Mm hmm, wrong answers only? Are
- 39:31you ready? Okay? Who said my giant boobs and my body opened doors
- 39:37for me? They were my passport to the world. So think about your
- 39:44answer. Wrong answers only, my giant boobs and my body open doors for
- 39:47me. They were my passport to the world. I got it, all
- 39:52right, Raj, What is your wrong answer only? Ralphie May Trey?
- 40:01What is your wrong answer only? Tickle? Memo, mine's Mike McCarthy.
- 40:19I don't care what happens after. You just want yeah, ironically more than
- 40:27McCarthy. Did you undefeated? All right? Scratching up for me? Wrong
- 40:36answers only right here inside the tree? Answer Trey, say that again?
- 40:52I didn't quite hear it. Oh I said, if that had been really
- 40:54like McCarthy, you would have thought of the best answer forty five minutes after
- 40:59the show. I'm sure somewhere after the game he was like, man,
- 41:06that was a bad play call. That's the one I wanted. All Right,
- 41:12we'll see you next time, right here inside the treehouse, Dad,