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Hakuna Matata | Son of a Boy Dad #217 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: I can't control it smells like it smells like the
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  Speaker 1: Mine smells nice. One has a nice Pheromone said.
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  Speaker 8: That one actually smells better than mine.
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  Speaker 1: And you're breathing into yours now too. Yeah, you might
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  Speaker 1: be the hot breast champion.
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  Speaker 3: You got some hot breath. No, I don't, it's hot.
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  Speaker 8: You're extremely secure about my breath smell. Yeah, because someone
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  Speaker 8: told me that my breath smells bad a couple of
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  Speaker 8: years ago, and Shane Shane Gillis told me my breath
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  Speaker 8: smelled but oh wow, yeah multiple times. No, But then
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  Speaker 8: he said it to Chris O'Connor too, and then I
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  Speaker 8: was like, I think he just is sensitive to smell.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the Japanese they tell you not to wear
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  Speaker 1: cologne like out there, Like if you if you were
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  Speaker 1: coloone into a restaurant, we reserve the right to ask
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  Speaker 1: you to leave the.
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  Speaker 3: Restaurant because it affects the taste.
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  Speaker 1: No, just because they're sensitive to smell. Wo Shane might
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  Speaker 1: be Japanese.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit. He's got a little Japanese in them.
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  Speaker 3: Someone once told me that that song I'm Turning Japanese
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  Speaker 3: was some metaphor for masturbation, pixelated penis turning Japanese. I
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  Speaker 3: really turning Japanese. I really think.
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  Speaker 1: So they're coming, They're coming.
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  Speaker 3: That That is what someone told me. But I don't
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  Speaker 3: believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Or is it, like, is there an old adage about
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  Speaker 1: beating off, beating dick to the point of you're getting.
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  Speaker 8: Japanese people even mass I feel like they don't have
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  Speaker 8: time for that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, too busy entertaining client.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, they drank all night and then they sleep on
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  Speaker 8: the street and then they go right back to work.
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  Speaker 3: It was Reuben fischer Baum who said it, and he
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  Speaker 3: was smart. He ended up at Yale one day. We
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  Speaker 3: were coming back from Williston West Church where we'd done
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  Speaker 3: an all school assembly, and we were on a bus.
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  Speaker 1: Baum met a church sounds incongruous.
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  Speaker 3: It was pretty non denominational school, not denominational, and and
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  Speaker 3: in congru was a little bit. Ruben spotted a twenty
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  Speaker 3: dollars bill on the street as our bus drove past,
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  Speaker 3: it just sitting in a pile of leaves. And it
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  Speaker 3: was off our school property, and we were middle school
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  Speaker 3: and we pulled in the buses and he got out
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  Speaker 3: and he ran across the street and got it, and
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  Speaker 3: we were all thinking, oh, no, he's going to get
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  Speaker 3: in trouble for leaving school grounds. It was only across
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  Speaker 3: the street, but he brought it back, and then we
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  Speaker 3: all felt that for keeping a look out, cheering him on.
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  Speaker 3: I guess this was just a time when we thought
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  Speaker 3: you were entitled. Surely you're going to divide that up.
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  Speaker 3: And he went and bought I think fifteen chocolate chip cookies, damn,
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  Speaker 3: and did not give much away.
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  Speaker 1: Well that would have been I mean, if it's just
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  Speaker 1: the twenty dollars bill, it's almost impossible to divide. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking this home, putting it in my piggyback. I'm
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  Speaker 1: saving it for a rainy day. If it's fucking chocolate
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  Speaker 1: chip cookies, that's one of the most universal currencies that
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  Speaker 1: there are.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty divisible, it's very divisible. Not really how many people
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  Speaker 3: were there, there must have been at least six of
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  Speaker 3: us who wanted.
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  Speaker 8: It six and he has fifteen cookies.
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  Speaker 3: That's definitely not out. It was too many.
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  Speaker 1: He could have taken home some cookies and still broken
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  Speaker 1: the boys off. I would have snitched at that point.
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  Speaker 3: I think you really you cap out at four cookies. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Reuben fischer Baum was incredible at geography, would have given
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  Speaker 3: KB a run for his money. They were they were
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  Speaker 3: the same type of thing. They were autistic.
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  Speaker 1: I guess can't be good at geography without a touch
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  Speaker 1: of auctivism. Now, sure, have you ever seen the geo
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  Speaker 1: guesser guys who are just incredible?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? KB, No, there's there's ones that are better.
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  Speaker 1: There's guys who are they'll they'll just see a road
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  Speaker 1: and they'll they'll sing.
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  Speaker 3: There's tricking the.
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  Speaker 8: I think it's similar to the crossword. I think it's
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  Speaker 8: like when you do the crossword, because I did the
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  Speaker 8: crossword with KB and there was like questions where like
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  Speaker 8: then he has like if it has a question mark,
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  Speaker 8: it means it's like a riddle or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: What does it mean? Yeah, like question mark? Yeah, pun. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I think there's I think there's different like they look
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  Speaker 8: at things that you wouldn't normally look at like they
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  Speaker 8: look at like the street signs.
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  Speaker 1: They look at all that ship that makes sense, like
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  Speaker 1: the gravel roads.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're driving on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of Reuben Fisher bomb, though.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was Baum.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I was saying balm bow Ruben Fisher Baum.
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  Speaker 1: Chocolate chip cookies were different than though they were. We've
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  Speaker 1: ascended to a point in time where chocolate chip cookies
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  Speaker 1: are like a high value menu item that you're paying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like seven to nine dollars for.
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  Speaker 3: Their pricing cookie. They're pricing these days.
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  Speaker 8: You know, as a good chocolate chip cookie is the
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  Speaker 8: Amtrak but one in the plastic rass, it's a very
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  Speaker 8: good chocolate cookie.
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  Speaker 3: Town. You're not of a good salty cookie? Well you
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  Speaker 3: know what you are? Correct? Yeah, it is salty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: now that I think about it, and I salt is
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  Speaker 3: maybe the key ingreen.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a good cookie because I'm I'm not a
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  Speaker 8: big by cookie person. I'm more of a when my
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  Speaker 8: mom makes cookies.
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  Speaker 3: I'll eat a cookie, yeah, home baked. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But like the Amtrak one I got one time out
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  Speaker 8: of a I was extremely hungry and it was it
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  Speaker 8: was damn good.
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  Speaker 3: It's not bad. They have a good blondie on the
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  Speaker 3: Amtrak as well.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a line around like past Crumble Cookie yesterday
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  Speaker 1: riding my bike, and it was basically it was like
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  Speaker 1: John's of Bleaker Street. It like circled down the block.
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  Speaker 1: It was so many people waiting to get a Crumble cookie.
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  Speaker 3: Were they giving them away for free? They might have
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  Speaker 3: been doing a promotion like that.
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  Speaker 1: It must have been some shit like that. But yes,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that there's such a market for cookies.
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  Speaker 1: I love cookies, and they we have had a considerable
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  Speaker 1: amount of progress in cookie technology. I mean Michael foster
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  Speaker 1: Blom must have been making He must have been buying
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  Speaker 1: hard cookies with no bend to them, barely a stick
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  Speaker 1: of butter among all fifteen. Yeah, but now there's a
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  Speaker 1: stick of butter and every Crumble cookie.
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  Speaker 3: That you get, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: They're so soft and buttery.
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  Speaker 3: I remember the days in New York City where there
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  Speaker 3: was one cookie to rule them all, and it was
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  Speaker 3: the Levane Cookie. And there was only one location in
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  Speaker 3: the entire country, and it was on the Upper West
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  Speaker 3: Side near what that fuck Lincoln Center? Lincoln Center, and
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  Speaker 3: you'd go and then it was just this tiny, little
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  Speaker 3: place downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: You see the opera, you got a cookie.
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  Speaker 3: Bing bang boung and bing bang boum. It was a destination.
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  Speaker 3: You'd go wait in line, you get the cookie. And
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  Speaker 3: then they franchised Anothery're everywhere everywhere, but they're still good.
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  Speaker 8: I saw a video of a I live right near
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  Speaker 8: a Blank Street Coffee.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and I saw private Equity owned Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I saw a video of Sabrina Carpenter serving coffee at
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  Speaker 8: a Blank Street and I'm texting everyone and I'm like,
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  Speaker 8: I guess Sabrina Carpenter was like right next to my
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  Speaker 8: I didn't realize that. It's like one of the most
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  Speaker 8: popular coffeeby franchises.
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  Speaker 3: In the world. Yeah everywhere. Well, they were built, that's
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  Speaker 3: a it's an interesting business model. It wasn't like we
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  Speaker 3: started a little one. Yeah that got popular. We added
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  Speaker 3: two more locations and now they're everywhere. It was they
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  Speaker 3: started out of the gates with a ton of locations.
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  Speaker 3: But I literally thought that there was one. I'm adding
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  Speaker 3: new information.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I thought there was one Blank Street Coffee.
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  Speaker 8: They're global, I understand, yeah, and I got them an
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  Speaker 8: ass why yeah, no, I.
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  Speaker 3: Get it, But you take that information in no, I did.
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  Speaker 8: It just wasn't interesting to me at all, and nor
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  Speaker 8: was what you so and I said was a good story.
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  Speaker 8: And then you went to add on like that you
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  Speaker 8: were trying to do a little like I rift. I
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  Speaker 8: wouldn't call it riffing. I rift, I wouldn't call it
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  Speaker 8: riffing A layered No, I'm trying to think of a
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  Speaker 8: good example of what a riff would be there.
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  Speaker 3: No, don't don't worry.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe like a jab like you, you fucking moron, something
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  Speaker 8: like that.
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  Speaker 1: We might be a Carpenter podcast.
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  Speaker 3: It could be, and she's on top of the world.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we build on things and she's on top of
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  Speaker 1: the world. It goes both ways, like we're basically how
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  Speaker 1: there's like Taylor Watch or whatever, Swift Watch. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: Carpenter Watch.
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  Speaker 3: We gotta start tracking her private jet Carpenter bees. You
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  Speaker 3: think she flies private? Yeah, yeah, for sure, she definitely.
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  Speaker 1: We need to put that. We need to cobble together
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  Speaker 1: some cash. If she doesn't, she.
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  Speaker 3: Might not have her own plane, but she's definitely got somebody.
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  Speaker 3: Like concert venues are sending her on a net chet's
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  Speaker 3: account that they have, like Live Nation is sending her planes.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, right, if these if our favorite stand up
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  Speaker 1: comedians are flying private whose names I won't say.
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  Speaker 8: I think most of them nowadays. Francis flew private to
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  Speaker 8: a special taping. I was like, I feel a little excessive.
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  Speaker 8: You're just going to Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: He flew in a very small plane where he was.
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  Speaker 1: He flew in a plane that was open on the top.
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  Speaker 3: And flew the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was flying the plane. I had to take
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  Speaker 1: classes Amelia Earhart style.
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  Speaker 3: I flew the right Brothers plane. Yeah, holding on.
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  Speaker 1: Someone pushed it from either side.
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  Speaker 3: I had to wear those goddamn goggles. No. I flew Delta,
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  Speaker 3: of course, of course, of course, of course, the one,
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  Speaker 3: the only, the Delta. No United.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I was looking at United flights and
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  Speaker 1: I cannot do it. I flew United back from fucking
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  Speaker 1: Arizona from like the super Bowl or some dumb ship
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  Speaker 1: that I was doing out there, and it sucked.
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  Speaker 8: The meals are so the meals are so much better
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  Speaker 8: than the Delta.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 1: It was the floppiest piece of lettuce i'd ever. It
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  Speaker 1: was so wilted. You get it.
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  Speaker 8: That's just a food that you don't get on a plane.
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  Speaker 3: You don't get the lettuce. Oh my god. I cooked
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  Speaker 3: two nights ago a ton of broccolini, a pound and
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  Speaker 3: a half of Alaskan king salmon, and a gigantic pot
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  Speaker 3: of brown rice, your meal prepping. And I cooked it
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  Speaker 3: all and I ate a bunch of it, and then
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  Speaker 3: I put a bunch of it into a tupperware container.
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  Speaker 3: And last night I was sitting and absent mindedly eating it,
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  Speaker 3: and I looked in and saw what I thought was
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  Speaker 3: sort of a fleck of dirt. It was a bug. No,
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  Speaker 3: in your broccolini, in my broccoli kind of bug? I
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  Speaker 3: It was as if it was a fly, big good rip.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, I'm a professional, you fucking pussy.
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  Speaker 3: There we go, tagging it up, tag it, tagging bag it. Wait,
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  Speaker 3: what kind of bug was it? It was a It
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  Speaker 3: was as if it was almost like a reverse lady bug,
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  Speaker 3: but it was bigger a beetle inside. It must have
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  Speaker 3: been a beetle of some kind. And I wait, did
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  Speaker 3: it land on there? No, it was dead in the food,
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  Speaker 3: which meant that I cooked it with the broccolini. It
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  Speaker 3: was probably in the broccolini branch and I cooked it. No,
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  Speaker 3: And I don't know. I ate around it, but I
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  Speaker 3: was pretty. I didn't feel great. Does that gross you out? Like?
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  Speaker 3: Are you or did you? Bugs? Disgusted you? Because I
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  Speaker 3: eating my food? Yeah, food makes sense. In my food,
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  Speaker 3: I have no problem grabbing a spider or real swat
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  Speaker 3: and a thing or I got no issues with that.
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  Speaker 3: Cockroaches even not bothered. But in my inside my food,
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  Speaker 3: I still finished the food. You No, I didn't need
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  Speaker 3: a cook right? A water bug?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What?
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  Speaker 3: Oh of the most aging and a scorpion, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have a problem. Probably eating a scorp scorpion wasn't bad
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  Speaker 3: because I know people eat them.
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  Speaker 8: It's very It's just like an intense chip. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 8: extremely chewy, but it's very dry. It's like it's like
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  Speaker 8: shattering in your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 1: The water bug was discussed.
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  Speaker 3: The water bug is a quarter of a bite of
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  Speaker 3: anything that would would ooze or or burst in my
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  Speaker 3: mouth after taking a bite, which I think of a
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  Speaker 3: water bug would do.
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  Speaker 8: Is a water bug was like biting into like a
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  Speaker 8: couch cushion.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it was. It was.
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  Speaker 8: It was not crumbly at all. It was extremely thick
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  Speaker 8: and tough.
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  Speaker 3: What Yeah, I would have thought the thor axe was
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  Speaker 3: filled with goo.
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  Speaker 8: I think it probably dries out when they cook it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe so, or the goo is so dense in the
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  Speaker 1: thoraxe that it doesn't burst like you'd want a gusher
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  Speaker 1: to burst.
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  Speaker 3: Nasty. I don't want it to burst. That is the herd.
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  Speaker 3: That is the worst thing I've seen on When we
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  Speaker 3: used to watch Man versus Wild before bearck Grylls revealed
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  Speaker 3: that he was a fraud spending the night in red
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  Speaker 3: roof ins, I was equally.
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  Speaker 1: I had the same sensation when I would watch Timon
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  Speaker 1: and Pumba bite into the bugs while they sang Kuna matata.
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  Speaker 3: You were grossed out. That seems like for some reason
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  Speaker 3: I liked it for them, I hated I found it
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  Speaker 3: appetizing because I was able to embody the warthog and
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  Speaker 3: the what is he a mer cat?
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  Speaker 1: A meer cat? Yeah, they took too much pleasure. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I just wouldn't have been able to enjoy it. I
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  Speaker 1: guess they were just enjoying it like it was a
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  Speaker 1: sweet shop or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: I think they intentionally made it gross. Well, sure, but
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  Speaker 3: all the different colors and they'd lift a log and
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  Speaker 3: there'd be all these different things, and they'd put it
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  Speaker 3: on a leaf and create sort of a cast role
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  Speaker 3: type of thing. It was.
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  Speaker 8: It's weird because I asked the question about the bugs
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  Speaker 8: because I've always hated I've always been disgusted by bugs.
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  Speaker 8: But since I started fly fishing, it's like you're round
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  Speaker 8: the bug and you got to pick up the rocks
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  Speaker 8: and see what kind of bugs are, And none of
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  Speaker 8: those bugs gross me out, like we we had like
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: salmon flies crawling all over us, which are like this big,
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: they're fucking but for some reason, like none of those
• 16:11
  Speaker 8: bugs bother me. But spider is still just fucking like discos.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: Like I saw a spider and it's like you got
• 16:17
  Speaker 8: to get it off of you immediately.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: It's not great. Spiders aren't great. And the sensation of
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: walking in the woods and your face goes through a
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: spider web, Oh, it's not worse. But one time when
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I was a child, I was in a field of milkweed.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: And a milkweed it is the long stem with the
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: bulb which will open and has sort of the feathery filaments.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Every time there's if you break it, there's a little
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: white sort of milk syrup that comes. But it is
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: the food of choice for the monarch caterpillar, which will
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: turn into a monarch butterfly. Turn into a monarch butterfly, well,
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: crystallize chrysalis rights the crystal metamorphosizes. Yeah, one of the
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: coolest things in nature, truly.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy that they know what to do.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Monarch butterflies are at risk, and I think it's because
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: of the depletion of milkweed.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Really, I'm probably because you were stomping through that field.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't stomping. I was dancing, frolicking, frolicking, and
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I came upon an incredibly symmetrical spider web that was
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: glistening in the sun. There may have been dew upon it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: And this was the type of child I was. I was,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: and maybe I've told this story before, but I was
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: always in enraptured by the violence of nature. And I
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: caught a cricket in my hand. There were crickets throughout
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: the field, and I hunted one down and I caught it,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: and then I went over to the spider web and
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I threw it into the spider web. Oh my god,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding you. The spider immediately raced down
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: and wrapped it as fast as it could much like
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Frodo in Lord of the Rings. Yes, and uh, I'm
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: sorry it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: Or a spider. What do you mean, much like a
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: spider would.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: But that's what's that's in Lord of the Rings Frodo
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: gets caught by a spider.
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I just meant like a spider would also do that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: But that was what happened exactly, So it's not like that.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: It was that. It's exactly. And then I gave a metaphor,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: and then you brought us right back to the real version.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Trying to keep you on track. You could have said,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: go back to the spider.
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: No, I just wanted to get you back on track.
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: I don't think I was far continue it then sucked
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: the life out of the thing. You could see the
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: skeleton draining of fluid in parts into the mouth of
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: the spider. I watched for I don't know half an hour.
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: What damn I fed a wild spider a cricket.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: That's kind of twisted. It's godlike, Yeah, if God was
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: vengeful like that.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: God has a sense of humor.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: God has a mean, nasty streak, just planting genocides all
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: over the world like he does. But uh, like that's like,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: that's like if you took a fucking led a cow
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: to a slaughterhouse.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: That's pretty high up on the food chain. I thought
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I was low enough on the food chain that I
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: wasn't negligible interfering too much.
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's kind of like when you like, like blow
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: up ants with a with a magnifying glass.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Or when you throw a caterpillar into a spider web.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Not quite my capill cricket, cricket. Yeah, that's why you
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: lost me, remember when we were talking about that. Yeah,
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I get what you did. No, I'm trying to get
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: you back on track because you said something and it
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: made me sense. It made sense, made damn good sense.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: That's a twisted move to not be scared enough, or
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: like I'd be scared. I would get the hebgb's just
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: from touching the fucking cricket. Like, I'm not grabbing a
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: cricket at at that at that young age.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: You close your fist, but you keep you keep it
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: in there and it bounces around.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know i'd be scared. I don't know
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: why it was. I mean, I'm still skied out a
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: little bit by bugs and shit like that. But now
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I'm the fucking man of the house.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I gotta kill him. Yeah, that's on you.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: When we were in Wyoming, you would, you would. We
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: went fishing at this one spot that was in a meadow.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: It was like a creek that ran through a meadow.
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: It was like a meadow, and.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: You would. I didn't say anything you were going to
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I could tell and uh.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: And there was like all these grasshoppers around and you'd
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: just be walking either just be grasshoppers all over you.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: But then when you would walk, the grasshoppers would jump
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: into the water and then the trout would go crazy.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: That it was really cool. I've told you before. Or
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Hemingway's Big Two Hearted River, the Nick Joan, No, the
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Nick Jonas something stories, the Nick whatever stories? Owen, could
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: you help me with that, I'm sorry. The protagonist of
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Big Two Hearted River, which is Hemingway's short story collection,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: where that is a short story within the collection, Nick
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: what Jones, Nick Jonas, Nick Adams. Maybe it might be
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Nick Adams, Yes, is it? I don't know.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to I was trying to affirm.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: There is a passage that you would love sass. Yeah
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: it is Nick Adams. Look at us. Uh, where he
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: talks about He did exactly what you did. He lifted
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: a log to see what type of bugs were there, hatch,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: and then he caught a one and he put it
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: on his rod and he put the hook through it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: And he I still remember this. Hemingway wrote that the
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: bug spit vinegar when he puts the hook through it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Ook.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: You know, it's not not literally just exploded juices and guts,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: and he's angry, he's spinning it out. I never forgot
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: the imagery of that. I'm reading Hevingway right now, reading
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: for Whom the Bell Tolls?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Is it satisfying?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: It's so great? Really, it's so great. Who does that?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Who does the bell toll for?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Well? I don't know. Actually what a Metallica song?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what. That's what Hemingway got it from.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: You don't see Whom in many titles except for Metallica. Hemingway.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: What's so great about that book is are the weirdly
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: the sex scenes are actually incredible?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Do you get horny from them?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I get, yeah, I get a little bit horny, but also.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Imagine just getting hard for reading Brendan Jones, what's up, brother?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Do you need me?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll find you right after we're.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Talking Hemingway, we're seeing if he's getting if he gets
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: boners from reading.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah he does. Guilty charge. You had a lot of.
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: Boners, all right, b Jones, He said Ernest after we
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: said we're talking heming Was there another Hemingway.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: That we would be talking about. Yeah, No, not Earnest,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: different guy, different author.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is nice to get boned up from reading.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I definitely there was a time when we would get
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: a sign reading in like seventh eighth grade. I don't know,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Maybe it was high school and there
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: were there was starting to be some like sexual there's
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a little sexual nature to it, right, And I'd be
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: reading in the basement and I I treat myself to one.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Were you going book self, I probably would like sit it,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: set it down. It's crazy, Wow, you were side reading.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: I got boned up reading some Bokowski.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: What's he talking about?
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: He's always talking about fucking.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah that Sas loves this author. I've actually never read him. Really, No,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: that's great. You ever treat yourself to It's kind of
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: a bad person. But he's good because he boosed a
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: lot or what he was like a pretty big womanizer.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, what a scumback.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: It's like of him like beating up women.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And so that's different than womanizing, is it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: You're talking to a monogamous married man, so I wouldn't
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: know a damn thing.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: About that about beating women? Is that how it goes?
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Once you get married, you stop beating.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: It's one of the valves you take, sweetheart, put some
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: cover up on that black guy. I don't want people
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: thinking if I'm out there womanizing.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It's the same thing. It's tantam out to do the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: same thing.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I just I just got a book.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: I just I got a book coming today from Amazon,
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: which one do it yourself? Bone fishing.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, when will you end this fucking face?
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: I don't think it's gonna end, and I think I'm honestly,
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: I'm thinking about retiring from the podcasting comedy world and
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: pursuing fly fishing full time.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Imagine if we just watch you on like ESPN two
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: at ten o'clock on this Saturday morning, it would be
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: so nice. Bass Master Championships, We'll see you. You'll never
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: be as good as those dudes. That's like Hank thinking
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: that he could dunk.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not.
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: Those guys fish their entire lives. Yeah, from like the
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: eight from like age five. Yeah, every day.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: That's like Caleb thinking that he could break what or
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: like get on the PGA. Oh yeah, it's just not happening.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Who did Who was it that tweeted?
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: Was it Wilson on the Jets tweeted that golf is
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: harder than football?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Did he say that? It was? Wasn't it Sauce Garden? Wait?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Did you see what Sauce Gardener also said? He was
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: like he quote tweeted Aiden Ross and was like, if
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: you're tweeting about like if you're homophobic, that actually means
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: your k Yeah.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I did see that.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: That's a hilarious He's not He's not right, but he's
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: not wrong either. Yeah, he's not.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I think Sauce Gardener is a pretty big gamer and
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: he might be based too. Yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: You might also said Jews are on the media.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he might have sauce Yeah, whoa.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: So he's like the sauce on the Jets of the
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Eagles Jets Jets. I wish he was on the Bird bro.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Who's the good corner on the Eagles? Slay Sleigh Darius yeah.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, but he gets mad whenever reporters call him. Is
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: that an endlove of cash? That's a good idea.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: I gotta start walking around with a stack like that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I was in there a lot. How much thirty five hundred?
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Damn for what moving expense? Damn? You get to pay
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: in cash? Sure do? He said? I said, how do
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: you like to be paid? And he goes, well, I
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: always love cash, and that was the end of that conversation.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: That's surprising.
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: I don't know why people would want to get cash,
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: is like, I don't get paid in like online?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's running a business and he's not going
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to claim that cash.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's true. Isn't it weird that? You know,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: it's known, of course that businesses will accept cash and
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: not declare it, and yet that is facilitated by people
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: taking out huge sums of cash, which the I R
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: S is not flagging the fact that I just withdrew
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: three thousand, five hundred dollars of cash? Where did you
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: withdraw it from the bank? I just went to the bank.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Where the fuck else would he withdraw it from?
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: They got like money, They got like money stores they do.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: What do you mean you can go to places and
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: just like get a ship ton of cash.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: You're talking about casinos.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: No, like I saw like there's like like the pawn
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: chops and stuff like that for a good you could
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: know you could go and be like I need cat,
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: I need I need ten grand and then just right.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Talk about loan sharks.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: About loans. It's like a.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: It's like a because sometimes if you want to get
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: a ton of cash, you have to like the bank
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: has to like order it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: A you're talking about check.
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: Like if I went to the bank and I was like,
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: give me everything I have in cash. They don't just
• 28:27
  Speaker 8: have that on pand yeah they do. I don't have
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: five thousand dollars laying around like that.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: You just you see, I lie until you and then
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: you let yourself off. That's the whole point of.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: The podcast, The Old Money Store.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: The joke there was that I have only five thousand dollars.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Did you miss? Did you miss that? What wasn't funny? No,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: it was really funny. And then I let you keep going.
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: And it sounded like I was, say, a large, large
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: sum of money that they don't have on hand.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I just I don't think there was enough firepower. That
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: was a good joke. We're gonna clip that out to
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: the joke.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: That was all. The money store part was just a
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: set up to the.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: No I did.
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: I genuinely when I was in Wyoming, I did see
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: a money like it was like need cash and it
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: was just like a store where he could just go
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: in and get cash.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: You have to pay for the cash. I guess that
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: they're giving loans and you're putting interests on it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: I I'd assume it's like you write them a check
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: and then they give you that money. That amount of
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: money in cash, Okay.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: It's like a shady ATM.
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: What's the max amount of money you could go right
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: now and get from the bank, because you couldn't if
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: you had like ten million dollars in your bank account.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: You can't just walk into fucking Chase Bank and be
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: like any ten million dollars.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Oh I think that. I mean, I don't know what
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: a bank limit would be for cash. But if I
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: called my bank ahead of time and let them know
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: I wanted to make a huge withdrawal, yeah, I could
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: go to a bank. Are you either allowed to do that? Though? Like,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: are you allowed to just go take out ten million?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: That's sort of the point I'm making here is that
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: it's surprising to me that the IRS doesn't keep more
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: of an eye on people who take out huge sums
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: of money and be like, what the fuck did you
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: do with three thousand, five hundred dollars of cash. I
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: could be going to a casino, I could be paying
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: a friend, I could be doing anything, but they there's
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: no way to check that.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's a lot of businesses that only do cash.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: But I also, I mean to your point, like if
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: everybody took out their money from the banks simultaneously, all
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the banks would collapse.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Well, I don't even think they would have the money.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: To do that, Like no, like there's not enough money,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: not even like cash on hand, Like they don't have
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: like the actual liquidity anywhere. Yeah, to they don't have
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: enough money to like banks just borrowing against banks against
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: loads and shit like that. We could collapse all of it.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: It's like if everybody jumped in the United States at once,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: we could make a tidal wave that would engulf China. Yeah,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: and it's when the trail war.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: It's kind of like, uh, like it's kind of like
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: the game stop stock thing, Like if we all just
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: took out all of our money, we would fuck all
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: The banks were like, uh, I.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Mean Freed is going to jail for like twenty five
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: years because at FTX they were not only did they
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: not have the liquidity, but he was like using other
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: people's money to like he was using money that people
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: deposited to do other shit. Wasn't just sitting there. He's
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: been a naughty boy who.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: Didn't come up with the how did the bank start?
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: Who's the first person to come up with the bank? Probably,
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: I mean they were just like, we're gonna.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: That's biblical times. We'll just hold on to it for you.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: You need a way for people to borrow money in
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: order to build a society. Yeah, because people need to
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: start and you know they don't have the money, but
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: they need to buy a home. And then there's a
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: reason that the bank benefits. I saying, okay, I'll give
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: you whatever one hundred gold the balloons today, build your home,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: and then we see that you have good that you've
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: been plowing the fields well, and we trust that in
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: a year you will come back and you will give
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: us one hundred and ten gold balloons.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I think I know who kicked it into high gear,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the fucking Rothschilds. Yeah, launch that shit. Treat yourself to
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: a little maybe a book or podcast on them.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: M h. Good wine, the roths Child's wine, Lafitte, that's them.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: They do Lafite Roth's Child. I think they're maybe mouton
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: as well. They have like two of the five first
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: hearts from Bordeaux. And they also I think do like
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: opus is. I think Rothschild. I'm pretty sure. I think
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Chut your non drinking ass up.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I think roths Child actually does zero too.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: They do athletic brewing. I'm pretty sure the Rothschild's got
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: a mayor. Rothschild was the original Rothschild, and then he
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: sent his five sons to the corners of Europe, one
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: to each country, to start banks in each country. And
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: it was probably the French ones that started all these
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: good ass lines. Interesting, it had to be everyone's in
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: fucking France right now. In Spain, everybody I saw a
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: TikTok about it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know anybody in France or Spain really Yeah,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: well you're fucking dumb, then, bro I must be.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: They said, uh that this is the year of the quiet,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: quiet euro trip.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Oh that's kind of nice.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: You just pop up in fucking that's cool.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I dig that.
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know you got where When are you gonna
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: start doing some shows in Europe?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: You got to do a show in Europe.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that's soon for you.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: Where to London? I feel like you can do London.
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: I mean, I guess, I guess it's including what I
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: just said about Europe. But outside of America, I think
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: you could easily do London, Australia, dub leg I don't know.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: If I have that.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you definitely could.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: That's kind.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: But I think you go right to you go to
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: the Ireland, England and then Australia, all those European countries.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Is just another example of Saas's incredible delusional humility, where again,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: you sell more tickets than I do, you.
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: Should go No, I don't. I genuinely don't sell more
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: tickets than you. And also, uh, you do, no I don't.
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: We go to the same venues and we talk about
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: how we did and you do better. I did Detroit
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: and I sold like one hundred tickets, sold like seven
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: hundred at venue.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, this guy ridiculous. Just the booking.
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: Anyways, what I was saying, is the as I've heard
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: from like my agent and stuff that Australia and like
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: England and all this places. Like even if you don't
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: sell a lot of tickets, you can sell really well
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: out there because they're just excited to see America go
• 34:59
  Speaker 8: to other it's all go together. It's kind of hoping
• 35:02
  Speaker 8: to make that a solo thing for me. Fine, now
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: I'm kidding.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I would go. I would go to London with you. Yeah,
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: that would do one.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not missing that trip.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: We all go do a.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: Theater absolutely big ass arena.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe that's a two two. Yeah, Let's do the
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: O two in the round.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Let's do the where did Shakespeare Theater?
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: The Globe, the Globe, Let's do the globe.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: We should do the round in the O two and
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: only sell out like four percent of it, just like
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: a tiny ass cone to just get the world's biggest
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: curtain to silo off. Ninety percent in the round and
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: only like sixty percent of the circle is filled.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: One night only, strictly limited.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: It's just a single file up to the top.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: You lost one hundred and forty thousand dollars performing at
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: the O two arena.
• 35:52
  Speaker 9: I'm a theater comic where I'm a fucking stadium comic.
• 35:56
  Speaker 9: It's only twenty of us film it on really tight shot. Yeah,
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: make it look full. The crowd shot is just one dude.
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: Every time yell off into distance, please please be quiet.
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah there's an echo. We can hear you back there.
• 36:10
  Speaker 9: It's like our West Virginia show that we did.
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we did a show at the Penn Casino and
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: it was like they said it was a two hundred
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: person room when they got there.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: It was maybe a five thousand. They two hundred chairs,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: but they could have fit quite a few more. It
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: was the biggest room.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: And we had we sold seventy tickets and it was
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: everyone was in the front row was a huge room.
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: It was like a theater, so everyone's it was just
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: seventy five people all in one row. And they still
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: had the projectors on, so like it was like us
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: being projected. You know, like when you see someone like
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: they have the two walls with the with the projector showing.
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: They still had that, but the people were so close
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: to this stage they couldn't even see the projector. Yeah,
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: like it was behind them and every time you spoke,
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: your voice would just smack the back of the wall
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: and then come.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Speaking of tea pain, did you see that great tweet
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: he had or great posts he had? He goes, baby girl,
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: let me talk to a damn.
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: That's good, that's special. That's something there.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: You didn't like it. No, you don't have anything for that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: That sucks.
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: That's so I was like, was it he just went
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: with the first thing that he could come up with.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know it made sense to me. Hawk to
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: a girl? No, the lyric is let me talk to you. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: but he says it quickly and it sounds sort of
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: like howkta? And then what did the crowd go nuts? No,
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: he didn't do it, it was he wrote it. Oh
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: so someone else wrote it?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Pain's funny?
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Respect on Kevin Bonner wrote it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: It. Yeah, it's so funny dude, seeing people will like
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: go crazy over Antonio Brown's tweets, and it's like, do
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: you guys actually think that Antonio Brown is sitting on
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: Twitter all day writing these two?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: It's funny because it's probably like a twenty year old
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: white dude who's like being like crackers a dead.
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but like people are like like he I guess
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: like Antonio Brown like defended sketch and they're like, it's
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: so I saw tweet that. I was like, it's so
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: crazy that, uh that like Antonio Brown's defending sketch and
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: then like every other one of his tweets is something
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: you'd only hear in like a modern warfare two cod
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: lobby and it's like, dude, he's not writing any of these.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Are you sure absolutely positive? Because why would.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: They confirmed it on the account?
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: That is somebody else running it, because like he'll get
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: into fights with people and he'll be like this all right,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: like I have somebody running my account, but I'll fucking whip.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Your ass for real. Yeah. Oh does that mean that
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: they're good tweets?
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: No, they're just like incendiary, not good tweets, but they're
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: they're they're tweets from someone who's clearly online all the time,
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: and Antonio Brown obviously is not spending his entire day
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: on Twitter.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: I see.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: It's like if Tyler O'Day was like an edge lord,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: yes exactly, or like Bailey Carlin was like an edge lord.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: I I can't believe that Antonio Brown got away with
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: that moment where he was in that resort pool. Oh yeah,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: and just his penis was floating on top of the
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: water Dubai.
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: I think it was because his dick was so big
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: that no one could get mad.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Well that you know, is there a level of brain
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: damage where we just look the other way for that
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: type of behavior.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think he's getting opportunities, like.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Uh, there's nothing to take from him, right, Like, I
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: think he.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Made his football money and now he's just like tweeting
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: online and like fucking Larsa Pippen or whatever the fuck
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: he's doing. Like, I don't think that he's like getting
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: like brand deals with like milk or like fucking Kellogg
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I think that he just is.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Living on on the edge of a brain damage.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that being in Dubai, that they would
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: like fucking chop his penis off or some ship like
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: that for doing that. Yeah, but I guess that they
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: reward misogyny. But even though they like walk around their
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: like fountains out there and hold hands with each other,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: just dudes holding hands with each other and then like
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: going home.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: And oh yeah, forgot that they all hold hands bros,
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: just hold hands up.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Julio has videos of the Taliban like holding hands,
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: walking and holding hands. Yeah, I'm like, dude, I would
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: not have filmed that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: No, that's that that's still insane that well, they don't
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: know that.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: We're like calling them gay for doing that, right, Like
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: what we love each other, Yeah, we had are brothers. Yeah,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: we're brothers who love each other.
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: It's pretty nuts that Julio just went out and hung
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: out with the Taliban.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: For a week. I know. It was funny when he
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: was like, I tried to talk him out of it.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Taliban are like solid dudes, and then Chaps and Kate
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: were like, they're actually not.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: Caused a lot of controversy.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: They actually killed a lot of people.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: You know. I mean, I don't know that that was
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: exactly what Julio said in his blog. I can't. I
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: don't think he was advocating for them.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a dog in the fight, no, I know.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: And and then he wrote, I because I feel bad
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: because I was like the kids, some guy had been
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: taken captive by the Taliban, or wasn't he just like
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: posting up with them, like hanging out like he was
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: holding hands. He was not holding he was being taken
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: to dinner for a better life with no choice of
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: saying Noah, and they were like trying to was.
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: It like no choice of saying no or it was like, guys,
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I want to eat tonight, Come on, dude.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: To come with us.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: No, he was eating peda at gunpoint.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They he was scared. Yeah, and he he was
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: not trying to solicit interactions with the Taliban. He knew
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: to keep his distance. But they're everywhere, so.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and when you're traveling around there, it's just like
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: you just don't We probably just try to have the
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: conversations and they're probably radical, and you probably just don't
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: try to say that much as they're being radical.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, they were also just kind of a shocked
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: and curious that a white American would be in their country.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I'm following a dude who is on Instagram who's going
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: from Egypt to Japan without taking any planes or whatever,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and he's like one hundred and fifty days into the journey.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It's a very interesting account to follow. But he's been
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: in similar situations where he just like he'll wind up
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: at dinner somewhere and they're fucking sitting cross legged, like
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: drinking pepsi out of a wineglass and just eating with
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: their hands, eating rice with their hands. And he'll have
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: these conversations and he'll be like, yeah, just try to
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up while they're saying crazy stuff. Yeah,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you just wind up in wild situations if you're in
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: someone else's country. You can't be like actually, like it's
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: a women's right to choose.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Like trying to have the Johnny Apple seed of progress
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: in fucking Afghanistan.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Actually there's fucking fifty three genders. Yeah, you guys don't
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: fucking know.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, we gotta have.
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: Julia on the podcast. Yeah, we talked about it a
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: couple of weeks ago.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: That'd be fun. I saw him at Hannah's party. Yeah, definitely,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: that would be great.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Also, just cause I need to get this out of
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: my brain. When we were talking about Timon and Pumba,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: can I circle back to that for one second.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Course, don't look at me, look at Sas. He's the
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: one that doesn't like us to trot over ground.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I know he likes a linear path through here, but
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I just want to take one loot that he loop back.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I just can't get it out of my head that
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: when uh, when in that song where Pumba was like
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: when I was a young war dog, when I was
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: a young I needed someone to do that, just to
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: kind of finish it out.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: He found his aroma like a Souotain appeal the savannah
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: after everything.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. He could clear the savannah after every meal.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: And I got down hearted.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I was I'm a sensitive soul, and.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I got downhearted every time that I Puma, not in
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: front of the kids. And it took me maybe a
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: decade of my life to realize that they were rhyming downhearted.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: With farted with farted.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: This whole song is about how fucking Pumba is sensitive
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: that he farts on the savannah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Interesting, and here's why I'm surprised it took you that long.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: They accent that moment with a low note from what
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I think is a French horn or tuba, yeah, big tuba,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: and it is so close and musically to the sound
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: of a fart, and they're all pretty on the nose
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: with it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 10: My friend's never stood down with yeah, he's literally it's
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: a whole song about in a fucking Disney movie about
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: how this wartthog farts and he feels bad about it. Yeah,
• 45:12
  Speaker 10: Like it's the most out of place song that's ever
• 45:15
  Speaker 10: existed in a Disney movie. Why why, when has there
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: ever been a song about anything close to fart shame?
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Yah in a Disney it's supposed to be funny.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but even funny songs in other movies are not
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: about fart shame.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: No, I'm with you on this one, Ronan not with sass.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I think it is weird and inappropriate and not funny.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I think it's funny and appropriate.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: It's like, I guess child childishly funny.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's a kid's movie.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: But it's like there's nothing else in the movie that's
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: like in that vein, it just like jumps to a
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: fart joke, and there's no other Disney movie that does
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: anything similar. There's no like piss pants jokes or fucking queef.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: I'm sure there is. Well, I'm sure there's no Cleef tunes,
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: but I'm sure. But I'm sure there's definitely other songs
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: in Disney or jokes about farting and pissing.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: But think of one.
• 46:12
  Speaker 8: Go through every dude, there's like a million Disney movies.
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: I know you don't think one of them has You
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: think Lion King is the only one with a fart joke.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Bring me to another one, a toy story. Maybe what's
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: toy story? Toy story has a bunch of children, toys everything.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Where's the fart joke?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: And toy story?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Where's the p joke? Where's the general joke?
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: There's definitely jokes where like someone farts and then someone
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: like rolls their eyes and passes out.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: In Disney movies, Oh yeah, I don't know. I don't
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: think you're right about that. I think you're thinking of
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: maybe Looney Tunes or something like.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Like there's like sure, the dudes who made Disney movies
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: were horny as hell. They're putting penises in the clouds
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: or whatever they were doing over at the Disney studios.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: But that's a different They were trying to like sneakily
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: indoctrinate kids into sexualization in a very Hollywood manner. They
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: weren't making overt but like subtle fart jokes.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Wait, okay, there, yeah, you know what I mean? Like, yeah,
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: that's that. I had to parse that out a little.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I had to get what you were saying. Yeah, they
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: were doing it was.
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: The first fart ever heard in a Disney film.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: First, and that's gotta be the french horn.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Second.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Second, fire a second, that's gotta be the tuba french
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: horn I was talking about. Is this sound?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: So give me my credits?
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Ask you want to hear it? Yeah? Pull it up?
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  Speaker 1: My friends never stood down weed.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: And it was a shame. Oh what a shame. What's
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: in a name? What's in a name?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Poomba was a farter timon. We might have talked about
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: this before.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Jewish. Really, this dude's voice is played by Nathan Lane. Right,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: that's not a jew Billy Crystal, that's Nathan Lane.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: There. It was.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was funny. No no, no, no, no, no,
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: keep going. That was all it was.
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: Again, go to the party, get copyrighted. That was thirteen seconds.
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: We went three seconds over.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Honestly, we wanted to hear the part where he since
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: the whole point of this conversation. Well, you didn't hear
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: the fart. That wasn't it though, that part where they
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: go and it got down herded every time that I farted. Oh,
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I thought we just wanted to hear the fart.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Well, there was a far there. There was some kind
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: of horn sound.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: There was a far. You're not talking about yet.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Again, Play it again. We're not gonna get in trouble.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: We're commenting on it, we're talking over it. We're not
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: just playing it to fucking bop out like it's just
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: a Brina carpe you.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: If you think for one second that.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: We need to talk over it, here we go. That's
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: all you have.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's where the video ends. Okay, fine, touche. I
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: can live with that. I can live with that. So
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: there is a fart, true.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I think that it's important to realize that that's just
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: how weird that song is.
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: I don't think it's weird at all. You know, what
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: I thought was a roundbreaking. That's like the George Carlin
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: like ship piss joke. Then say they just broke this
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: fucking industry standards.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: You know, you got arrested. For performing that bit. Yeah,
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: a right, performing fuck the police, the police or.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Two Live crew being like, hey, we want some book.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Didn't they perform that at like an old person's like
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: at a theater full of like old people in Miami
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: or something like that, and they were like shaking ass
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: and like nineteen ninety two in front of like old
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: ladies and wigs with blue hair.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: It's kind of cool.
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: I wish that was still a thing, Like, I wish
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: I had jokes that I could get arrested for saying.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: A single. Why would you want that?
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: Because it's probably pretty bad ass. Like George Carlin, like
• 51:42
  Speaker 8: you knew that was gonna be good for his career
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: getting arrested.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the original one to get canceled.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that at any moment though, in those times,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: you don't know that the outcome will be good necessarily. Yeah,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I guess if it's that big of a deal too,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: they're probably not be Being arrested is scary and you're
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: taking a gamble.
• 52:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, someone had to protect the arts scary.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just getting arrested for storm chasers were scary a
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Exactly we are you have yours?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Isn't getting arrested for ship bro, you are not gonna
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: see the video.
• 52:21
  Speaker 8: Any time that you're getting arrested, roan or about to
• 52:23
  Speaker 8: get arrested, it's usually you instigating the entire thing.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Scary.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: I saw the video of you guys.
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: Getting kicked out of the fucking wherever it was the
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: last time you did Storm Chasers, and it's literally you
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: like with your phone, like in the CoP's face, being like,
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: this guy's just trying to arrest us. He's gonna he's
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: gonna try and bring us to jail, all because we
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: just want to have fun.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: It's because I'm a sovereign citizen, dude, you have to
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: have a reasonable articulable suspicion that I'm breaking along and
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you were just because they're being just because they're suspicious
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: or just because they feel uncomfortable. I'm not responsible for
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: their feelings.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're not responsible for letting you guys storm
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: the court, so they made you leave.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: You're on the fucking cop side. You would have been
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: in fucking with that little mustache. You would have been
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: the dude with George Carlin's hands behind his back and like, uh,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: you're the Record Island. Anything you say canon will be
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: used against you in a court of law. If you
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: don't have you're the right an attorney. If you don't
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: have an attorney, one will be appointed to you.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Do you have any jokes, they'll get you arrested. No?
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: No, uh, just what was just outlawed in or some
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: ship just happened in Russia? Did they outlaw they being
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: gay or the gay party.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Or something that's been they've been that something.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: New happened with it though that I'm trying to scratch pussy, right,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: They definitely got pussy, but that was like fucking ten
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: years ago.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Alexei Navalni was killed.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Any progosion.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: That books could say from Russia with blood, I've read
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: it or sorry, I've recommended it before. Uh, it's the
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: sort of backstory but behind Putin's assassination of the oligarchs
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: that took their money and tried to run.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: They need to update that book. I know he can't
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: stop killing people, I know.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: And what's crazy is what's crazy is that he would
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: do it with really recklessly.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, helicopter crashes are reckless.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: That's a crazy But he also spread like radioactive poison
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: on a handrail or a park bench in England. Really
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: that was meant to kill someone who had defected or
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: was a spy or something like that, and it it
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: hurts someone else, it hurt a citizen.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, it must be a little bit exciting to
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: be an assassin.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, sure, it's a great job.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: It's probably dangerous, probably being a storm chaser.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Honestly, you barely work. You probably have great hours.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: You just get like a locker with like ten thousand
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: dollars and eighteen different currencies and five passports working nights.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I gotta think the gear would be one of the
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: coolest perks for that job. Oh yeah, because my whole life,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: everything that I've I measure everything in the gear. You
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: want gear.
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: I'm a gear guy, gearhound. I'm a big gear guy.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: No, but i am.
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: I'm a huge gear guy. I'm constantly thinking gear.
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Imagine like if you were assassin, the fly fishing stuff
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: that you buy, like the Oorvist store for assassins.
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: It's like, yeah, there was like a spy store right
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: near here. A couple of years ago.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: One of the coolest days in my life was February first,
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: my freshman year of college. So it was technically the
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: day that our season started and we came into the
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: locker room and everyone's lockers had filled with gear. Fucking
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Christmas array, like three boxes of Nike shoes, like two
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: pair of cleats, and like some runners and then you know,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: to dry fit Harvard Lacross shirts, two pairs of shorts,
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: like a fucking laundry ring. They would do all our
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: laundry for us. New helmets, damn new jerseys, socks, lots
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: of socks. Yeah, we had plenty of spoons.
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: That's why I like hockey, because hockey you had so
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: much gear. I could never do soccer. Not enough gear.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: No, you're not wrong.
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: Soccer's only cleats and chin pads.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: That's a fair point. Yeah, basketball is not a ton
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: of gear, but it's it's nice gear though. It's like, yeah, I.
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: Would go full sleeves. I go to shooting sleeves and
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: then and then spandex pants.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I think that's fair. In fact, I would probably get
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: offensive tattoos, yeah, just to cover them and also have
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: for sun protection from those bright lights. I've started in golf,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I've started wearing uh sleeves. Oh for the sun protection,
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: because it keeps you cooler than wearing a long sleeve shirt. Yeah,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: m hm, o my shirt.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: It's also what commented and said that because I was
• 57:05
  Speaker 8: wearing a button down fishing and someone said that like
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: I wore my I wore like my best, like my
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: best clothes to go fishing. And I was like, no,
• 57:13
  Speaker 8: it's the shirt for fishing. It's literally an it was
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: an ll being button down.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't just go to like Macy's and
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: pick up a button down it pictured Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, these fish are going to love what they see.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just sad you didn't catch Kobea on the fly
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: line because you're so close. Yeah. I was close. I
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: couldn't set the line. Now they fish wouldn't take them. No,
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: you were jerking too hard when they would get close.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Now you got excited and you pulled it. And they said, oh,
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: that's not what I thought it was.
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: You know, they were getting too close to the boat
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: and then they would see the boat.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: And that's not what That's not what I was talking
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: to our guy about. After our guy you don't know
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: his name, Drake, bros. That's he's Drake to you. That's embarrassing.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: You are, poet.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: I was talking. I was talking to MJ. You were
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: never talking to MJ. I was as I talked to MJ,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: and he was like, Francis is a MJ. And Drake bro.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: You guys are having some goat talks.
• 58:14
  Speaker 8: I know, seriously, did you guys see.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: The I don't know if there's a picture of video
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: of a dude just like caught a fish and was
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: pouring barbecue sau.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did see that. That was pretty crazy.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: A bear is gonna catch this spend the rest of
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: their lives chasing that. That's so fucking I mean, I guess,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I guess fucked up. I'm sure.
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: I'm sure he killed the fish. Why because you can't
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: just pour a whole entire bottle of sweet Baby Rays
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: in a fish and have no health for all them.
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: That would suck up a human. If someone took you
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: and put a full bottle of sweet Baby Rays in
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: your stomach, you'd have like a baby for like a
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: month straight, like a baby you're supposed to have.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Like that much of that.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I would be suckling at the teeth of the sweet
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: baby ray.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: And do they just put it in its entire body?
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: It is crazy how a fish is just empty cavity.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Well, largemouth bass are Yeah, they're just a cavern.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: So then how could it affect that people.
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: Take People will catch largemouth bass and just put another
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: fish inside of them and throw them back.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: What would that do?
• 59:23
  Speaker 8: I think that's fine? Yeah, what, I think that's fine.
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: They've fed at the fish.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do they digest it like a largemouth bass? Probably
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: just after you throw it in with the sweet baby
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: rays inside of it. It's probably just swimming through with
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: his mouth open. The sweet baby rays gets diluted inside
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Probably it just suckles at the sweet baby rays for
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: the rest of the fish.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Sure, kind of weird.
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: They it might have been able to digest the sweet
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: baby rays. Fine, I doubt it, but it could have.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: It could have. I I have kind of kicked hunger. Oh,
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know what. Something about the heat. When I'm hungry,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: I'm able to say I don't need much food really,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: And I have really lowered my caloric intake. I need
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: to do that over the last couple of weeks. And
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I feel incredibly lean. You look lean. I am lean.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: You both look lean, honestly.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Lean boys.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I need to fucking I need to get
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: into the nice caloric deficit.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: It's nice to be lean in the summer. I'm in
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: a deficit. But it's I get I don't. I can't
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: I can't control my hunger, Like I'll not I'll eat
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: once and then I won't have to eat again for
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: like the rest of the day, and then randomly at
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: night all get like unbearably hungry. But it's like not
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: even like hunger, it's like nausea, and.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not fun.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: What about just drowning yourself in water or sweet baby rays?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Sweet heavy rays could do it if I diluted it
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: a little bit. But water doesn't really do that for me.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: People say that like they're like, oh, I drink a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: gallon of water a day and it suppresses my hunger.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: And it's like, well that sounds awful. Yeah, it sounds miserable.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: What do you What are you boozing on in the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: summer months.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: I've switched to drinking just tequila on the rocks. That's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: all I drink.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: Very gay really, yeah, extremely tequila is a gay man's drink,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: is it?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, big time. That's fine.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: That's probably why that gay dude came up to you
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: at that party and was like, Wow, you look fucking hot.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: No, I saw you drink.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: That's like the pineapple outside of the swinger's house. The
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: tequila is like the Batman signal for gay dudes, is
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: it now? Yeah, so let's switch to something a little darker,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: a bourbon.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: I don't want to drink bourbon in the summer. I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: like drinking whiskey in the winter and the fall. Yeah,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: I get that. I drink. I drink Manhattans for like
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: eight months this week.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: Surprised You're not just drinking vodka on the rocks.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: That's that's alcohol. It's queer eye. That's weird. That's weird.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I think that uh, mes cow on the rocks.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Oh amazing, really good mescal. I mean I haven't cracked
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: your lovely house gift that you got for me. Oh
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: you have.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I mean that's after dinner drink.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm excited to try it, dude.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: I got I remember going to we were in Minneapolis
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 8: and I was I was a big Moscow mule guy,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: and we went to some bar at the we went
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: to the bar at the hotel. We were filming neighborhood
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 8: eats or something, and uh and I was like, you
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: just have any Moscow mules and they're like, no, we
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: have a mescal mule.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: That's nice.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: It was the worst thing I've ever had. I took
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: maybe a quarter of a zip of it. I couldn't
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: drink anymore.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Some people just don't like mescal.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not a mescal guy. I don't like subbing mescal
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: into cocktails that I'm accustomed to, which has become a Yeah,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: I can't drink a mezcal and DGRONI who people like them?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: I don't like them. I want my gin nigroney. I
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: want my gin in my negronie. I never liked Neigroni's either,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: that's an acquired taste. Yeah. I was never a hard
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: I was never a hard alcohol person. I remember we
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: went playing pool and you just didn't want nonels.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: When we were in Minnesota. Do you remember what fish
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: that they were serving at that lodge like restaurant their
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: fish special? As a fisherman, coud no mass, no trout, Nope, Walleye, Walleye, Walleye.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: It was nice to ask some Walleye and gilly bread
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: and Walleye. It was has a nice crust to it.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: I don't remember much from that trip. I remember the
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: day that we got in.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: I was still taking Adavan to fly, and I remember
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: I took an Adavan and then the flight was like
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: thirty minutes to Minneapolis, and then we went straight to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: a bar because like Rob was already there, and we
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: got beers at the bar and I had like half
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: a beer and I was like wasted out of my
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: mind and I'd just go up and go to bed.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it wasn't like fun wasted. It was like
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: that hm hmm. It was like it was like uncomfortable
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: bug swallowed. I am getting sick, but are you really? Yeah?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: But I got dude, there's been a nasty sickness going
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: around cod COVID, but I wasn't cod mine. Mine wasn't COVID.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: I tested for COVID when I was. But I was like,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: as sick as I've ever been.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: I'll be fine. I'm a warrior.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Damn he think that I am.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: I don't take sick days unless I'm really sick. Yeah,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: puking or bleeding.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: Same. I don't believe you that's true.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: I literally I might have missed one day of school
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: my entire life.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: You drop spots because you're not feeling that well, are
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: you all the time? Is that not what you're talking about? Please? Wow,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: that's diarrhea.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: He just pierced your argument.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Diarrhea, I guess is also a big one for me,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: and that's also a sickness. Yeah, but it's not really
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: the reason that can you tell them you're like them
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: all the time? All the time?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: I text Joe because Joe also has diarrhea, and I go,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: I got bad diarrhea, and he goes, understood, Yeah.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: And it's not all I haven't dropped a spot in
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: like three months. Okay, you need a Diarrhe just saying,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: just saying, yeah, well, because the diarrhea.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: It's because you go to the club and then you
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: got to take a ship in that single bathroom and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 8: then by the time that your pants are down, there's
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: already two people in line.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: That's banging on the door.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: So is someone in there? It's like, well, it's a
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: one person bathroom and it's locked, so probably it's always
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: it's always a group of it's always a group of
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: thirty girls, and there is I can't tell if anyone's
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 8: in there, just banging on the door.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't tell you, Yeah, I didn't tell you guys this,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: but we I was on a flight. Uh, it must
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: have been when we were coming back from where was
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: I recently? Oh, when I was coming back from Wisconsin
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: and landed, we got diverted to JFK. We were supposed
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: to go to LaGuardia, but the flight was super delayed,
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  Speaker 3: so they put us on a flight to JFK instead.
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  Speaker 3: So immediately sucks and we landed JFK, and uh, we're
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  Speaker 3: sitting on the tarmac and they tell us that the
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  Speaker 3: gate is occupied, so we have to sit for twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: So we're sitting there.
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  Speaker 1: Still don't understand how that ever happens.
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  Speaker 8: I know, I think it's because it's not enough employees.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like the lays pile up and then the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: thing needs to deeplane. Anyway, we're sitting on the tarmac
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  Speaker 3: and a guy we're sitting there, and a guy gets
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  Speaker 3: up and goes to the bathroom. And he's in the bathroom,
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  Speaker 3: and then the captain comes on the intercom and says, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: we're ready to go, but we cannot start moving again
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  Speaker 3: until everyone has taken their seat. Please return to your seat. Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Guy stays in the bathroom. He's been in the bathroom
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  Speaker 3: for seven minutes and the whole plane knows that we
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: are not moving because one guy got up and went
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  Speaker 3: in my birst nightmare, And so we sit for whatever
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  Speaker 3: another two minutes. People are starting getting antsy because we're
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  Speaker 3: within sight of the fucking gate and we're landed and
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  Speaker 3: we've been on the plane. There've been delayed. So one
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  Speaker 3: of the flight attendants, then the pilot comes on again
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  Speaker 3: or the actually now it's one of the flight attendants,
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  Speaker 3: a guy, and he's like, uh, you know again, we
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  Speaker 3: can't start moving till everyone takes their seat. Nothing. Two
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  Speaker 3: more minutes go by, because you can't just be like hey,
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  Speaker 3: guy in the bathroom, finish or shit, hey you kind
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  Speaker 3: of can well. Then the finally the flight attendant, the
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  Speaker 3: guy gets up and he goes to the bathroom. He
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  Speaker 3: knocks on the door, no response. I'm sitting in like
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  Speaker 3: the second row, so I'm close. And he goes and
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  Speaker 3: the guy he knows his name, and he goes Thatcher,
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  Speaker 3: are you okay in there? O, my god, Thatcher. I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: feel so bad for this dude. He goes Thatcher, are
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  Speaker 3: you okay in there? Gentle knock harder knock and then finally, now,
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  Speaker 3: now I'm like, is that dude dead because and they
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  Speaker 3: use the thing. They used the thing to open it
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  Speaker 3: from that way, and it goes, I'm coming in, Thatcher,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: and he opens the door, and I could immediately see
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Thatcher was just standing looking at himself in the mirror,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: and he had his ear AirPods in, so he I
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  Speaker 3: guess he couldn't hear any of these announcements. Maybe he
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: was listening to music, but he was like grooming himself.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, he'd been done going to the bathroom for
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: a long time. And he sees him come in and
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  Speaker 3: then Thatcher's like oh, and immediately goes and sits in
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  Speaker 3: his seat, and what I It was clear that Thatcher
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  Speaker 3: didn't know how long we had waited for him, because
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: he didn't hear the first or the second or the third.
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  Speaker 1: But the fact that the bathroom has to be like
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  Speaker 1: a fucking he.
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  Speaker 3: For all he knew, that was like the first time
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: that he had been asked to sit down. And so
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: when he sat down, and by the way, he was
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: in first class, so he was like, right across the alphabe.
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  Speaker 1: Looked like a Thatcher.
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  Speaker 3: He looked like a fucking cunt.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: So he looked like a thatcher.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a dick, and I didn't like him. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting by the way, the guy sitting next to me,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: he and I are starting to be like this fucking guy. Yeah,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: who the fuck is this guy? And we're all like
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: shifting around, like looking, And I said to the guy
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  Speaker 3: in my left I go, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell thatcher what he did is insane. I
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: think he needs to know.
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  Speaker 8: No, I don't think he does. Why not because you're
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: gonna get off the plane. You're never gonna see Thatcher again.
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  Speaker 3: But he should know why, so that he won't do
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  Speaker 3: it to the next plane. But he didn't know it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even that's like the noble way to think
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  Speaker 1: of it. That is, Oh, I don't want it to
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  Speaker 1: happen to the next group of people. It's more you
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  Speaker 1: want him to feel bad. I did, because he fucking
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: he made you feel bad.
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  Speaker 3: I did want to. I did want him to feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: I totally get that.
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  Speaker 3: And want to know why this is so much worse
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: even because then once Thatcher sat down, we started moving again,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: and then we stopped again, and something else delayed us.
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  Speaker 1: Someone else probably took your gate.
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  Speaker 3: I can't say that. That wouldn't even make sense to me,
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  Speaker 3: but it felt that way. It felt like we had
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: now missed our window because of Thatcher.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely.
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  Speaker 3: And that is when I said, I have to tell him.
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  Speaker 3: I have to tell him. I have to scold him
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  Speaker 3: for the error of his ways.
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  Speaker 1: Yea.
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  Speaker 3: And I thought, I'm gonna wait till we get off
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  Speaker 3: the plane. I'm gonna wait till we're walking up the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: gang plank or the fucking whatever, the skyway. It's the
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: worst place to do it. I would do it while
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: you're on the plane. And then what he call, if
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: he what's he gonna do?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know you're telling him that, And then you
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 8: have like a forty five minute walk to baggage claim
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 8: at JFK.
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  Speaker 3: I can I can walk quickly. You've seen me walking
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: in an airport. I'll take the stairs on the escalator
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: and we're never I mean, judging by thatcher, I'm assume
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  Speaker 3: he's pretty in shape. He was pudgy, pudgy and large, yeah, yeah, large,
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  Speaker 3: pudgy and uh. I was rehearsing what I was gonna
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: say to him, and I wanted to say, hey, just
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: so you know, you were summoned to seat sit down
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: four times by the captain and we all had to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: wait because of you. What would he have said. I
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: think you would have said sorry, no, and I think
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: it would have been like, oh that sucks really Yeah,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: then that makes me even more angry. What did he say?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything to me.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: He would have been like wait, Francis, yeah, and then.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: I would have felt really bad. But I didn't say anything.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: I saw him walking up, and then I had the
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: immediate thought that you did, which is I'm never gonna
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: see this person again. I'm gonna let it go.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Once you get off the plane. Once you're on the plane,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: you are in an incubator, just simmering, like a gumbo
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: of fucking furiousness.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: It's like being in traffic.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like going to fucking kill this person.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: You feel everything so much more.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: And then you start moving a little bit and you're like, oh, guardin.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 8: He told me the story where he was, Yeah, where
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: he was shitting, he had to take he had diarrhea
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: on the plane and he was sitting I think he
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 8: was in first class.
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  Speaker 3: And he was in there for like thirty minutes and
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: they were banging on the door in the bathroom.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and he said that he got off and he
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: sat down in his seat, and the flat attendant was
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: like this, like sassy black lady, ah, and she made
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: direct eye contact with him, pulled out perfume from her
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 8: thing and sprayed it down.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: That's tough, like sassy black ladies never get diary like
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: she who has not shpit up a fucking cubicle bathroom
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: throw the first perfume puff.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:13:00
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• 1:13:24
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• 1:14:03
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  Speaker 1: At least England. We gotta at least go to England. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there so we can go to a game. That'd be
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  Speaker 3: really fun. That'd be sick. All right, all right, we'll
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  Speaker 3: see you guys on Thursday.
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