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DONKEY: Man Shoots Roommate In The Butt For Eating Last Hot Pocket · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Charler Maine, say the gang don't get other shame Maine.
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  Speaker 2: You are a don't It's time for donkey of a day.
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  Speaker 2: Donkey of today does not discriminate. I might now have
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  Speaker 2: the song of the day, but I got the donkey day.
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  Speaker 2: So if you have a feel I needed to be
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  Speaker 2: a donkey man, it's a practice.
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  Speaker 3: Club bitches, please don't give to day today well and
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  Speaker 3: sharing donkey to day. For Wednesday, May twenty fourth goes
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  Speaker 3: to a sixty four year old Louisville, Kentucky man named
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  Speaker 3: Clifton Williams. Clifton is being charged with the salt because
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  Speaker 3: he shot a man in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: You mother, the next one will kill you. Shot him
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  Speaker 2: a bitch, that's right. He gave a man a bullet
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  Speaker 2: to the buttocks.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I know that there might be a number of
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  Speaker 3: valid reasons you could shoot a man in the ass,
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  Speaker 3: even though I don't think anyone purposely shoots a man
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  Speaker 3: in the ass. I think you might be aiming for
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  Speaker 3: a leg the back, because unless you got a fatty
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  Speaker 3: like mine, a man's ass isn't the easy target to hit. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not pausing that either, right. I didn't get to
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  Speaker 3: this big aide that have to be pausing myself.
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  Speaker 2: Just hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Would you like to know why Clifton Williams took a
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  Speaker 3: hot one to his eye quarters?
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  Speaker 1: I would like to know.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to WLKYCBS for the report police.
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  Speaker 4: And his charge with shooting his roommate during an argument
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  Speaker 4: over food. Clifton Williams face is an assault charge. According
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  Speaker 4: to court records, Williams was mad because the man had
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  Speaker 4: eaten the last hot pocket. It happened Saturday night at
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  Speaker 4: their home on Hathaway Avenue. The victim was found a
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  Speaker 4: few blocks away on Beecher Street. In court today, I
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  Speaker 4: judge set Williams bond at seventy five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Clifton Williams put a pistol to his roommate's posterior because
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  Speaker 3: his roommate ate the last hot pocket.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: One of a burnsmore getting shot in ass or when
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  Speaker 3: you bite into a hot pocket without waiting for it
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  Speaker 3: to cool off.
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  Speaker 2: Literally what you think?
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  Speaker 1: I honestly feel like the hot pocket. I'd rather get
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  Speaker 1: shot in ass than to bite into a hot pocket
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  Speaker 1: that hurts like gets on never heels from that.
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  Speaker 2: Got to wait at least five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: And this poor man might have gotten burned twice that day,
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  Speaker 3: once when he bit into the hot pocket, then again
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  Speaker 3: when he got shot in the asked and what if
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  Speaker 3: he got gun a red? That's three burns in a
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  Speaker 3: day now, just hilarious. One thing I know about you
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  Speaker 3: and your crew?
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  Speaker 2: What's up? Your sister and I London, your cousin.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all like to eat? Yes, we Did've been around some
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  Speaker 3: hungry women in my life. These Baltimore bellies are set
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  Speaker 3: up a little bit different.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, be more, eat more. It's actually unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: But have you ever been in the position where you
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  Speaker 3: wanted to call somebody physical harm because they ate something
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  Speaker 3: you wanted?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, yes, really, yes, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever had to play next London?
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  Speaker 1: She's lived with me and she knows you touch a
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  Speaker 1: flat it's the problem. I like chicken wings all flat.
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  Speaker 1: You touch a flat, you're gonna catch once in the
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  Speaker 1: back of the head.
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  Speaker 2: Really what it is?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I ain't shoot him, but I'm gonna hit her.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I guess just can feel Clifton's paying
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  Speaker 3: a lot of us can though, because there's nothing worse
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  Speaker 3: than when you are expecting to come home and eat
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  Speaker 3: that one thing you've been thinking about all day.
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  Speaker 2: You're playing out exactly how you're gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Eat it, when you're gonna eat it, And don't you know,
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  Speaker 3: let it be the thing you want to taste after
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  Speaker 3: you get high and it's not there, you know, you
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  Speaker 3: might be inclined to want to do some physical violence
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  Speaker 3: like Jesse hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but let's be clear.
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  Speaker 5: No, we're not talking We're talking about Clifton. We're not
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  Speaker 5: talking about me. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 5: We're talking about Clifton, Okay. And it's not about the
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  Speaker 5: fact he ate the last hot pocket. It's the principle
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  Speaker 5: of the matter. Okay, that food is mine?
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  Speaker 3: Why would you violate my boundaries and eat what's mine
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  Speaker 3: without permission? And I can see how it's escalated because
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  Speaker 3: in every argument there's a moment when logic and common
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  Speaker 3: sense goes out the window and ego takes over. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and the ego can easily be diffused with an apology.
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  Speaker 3: But in this situation, Clifton was probably mad about his
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  Speaker 3: hot pocket. He made a threat, and his roommate probably
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  Speaker 3: told him knock if you buck. So Clifton knocked and
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  Speaker 3: his roommate probably had no idea that Clifton was capable
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  Speaker 3: of taking it there.
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  Speaker 2: It might have been taunting him. Damn them to shoot
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  Speaker 2: It's it Clifton knucked.
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  Speaker 3: Now I got a word from the High Council of
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  Speaker 3: the Fat Lives Matter Community.
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  Speaker 2: You know who that is.
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  Speaker 3: That's Big Mac from wilding Out, dropping the clue bomps
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  Speaker 3: for Big Mac, Big Mac and he in He informed
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  Speaker 3: me just that all the fat people and people who
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  Speaker 3: identify as fat are actually applauding Clifton for doing what
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  Speaker 3: they've only dreamed about doing. But the High Counsel of
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  Speaker 3: the Fat Lives Matter Community informed me that he should
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  Speaker 3: definitely get donkey today for a shooting the man over
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  Speaker 3: a hot pocket dull and b for shooting the man
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  Speaker 3: over a hot pocket, because a hot pocket doesn't fall
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  Speaker 3: directly under the shoot them in the ass category unless
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  Speaker 3: it was either the four cheese pizza one or the
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  Speaker 3: meatball in mozzarella. If it was the ham and cheese
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  Speaker 3: or the Philly Cheese steak one, the most they would
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  Speaker 3: have accepted was a smack in the face, maybe a headlocked.
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  Speaker 3: So they all agree this was too much, so please
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  Speaker 3: give Clifton Williams the biggest he hull. I really can't
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  Speaker 3: believe you putting hands on London over some damn flats.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I did.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you took any advice from the
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  Speaker 1: hr of fat people, big Mac.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious? He's the perfect person listen to it
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  Speaker 2: in this situation, yo.
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  Speaker 1: But he like a different fat just like you know.
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  Speaker 1: He's different with that. I'm not he can't represent all
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  Speaker 1: the fat people.
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  Speaker 2: Why not?
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  Speaker 1: He is a lot of fat people himself. But it's
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  Speaker 1: like he can't. It's different levels, Joe. He can't be
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  Speaker 1: the one that your flavor.
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  Speaker 3: He always talks about this council. Yeah, I think it's
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  Speaker 3: just him.
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  Speaker 1: It is. He is his own board. It's like twelve
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  Speaker 1: people under the hoodie.
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  Speaker 2: Let's tell b E t piece jess Peace.
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  Speaker 1: B E t all gonna see me today, tomorrow and
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  Speaker 1: every day after boom.
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  Speaker 2: Piece bt uh. Now do you want to do? Just
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  Speaker 2: fix my mess? I do? Okay, let's do some just
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  Speaker 2: fix my mess? Are you in? Are you able to do?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just give me a shot then, shot exactly hung
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  Speaker 1: over from last night, give me a blunt.
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  Speaker 2: You had an hour. I thought you took a smoke.
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  Speaker 2: No I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I was doing another jobs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, all right, well said just fix my mess
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  Speaker 3: because he just has a podcast on the Black Effect
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  Speaker 3: iHeart Radio podcast network called Carefully Reckless, and she does
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  Speaker 3: a segment on there called just fix My Mess where
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  Speaker 3: you can call in and ask for advice. Okay, she's
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  Speaker 3: not an expert of anything, but she has some experience anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So what you can do is you can call in
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  Speaker 1: and it could be about anything, relationships, jobs, family, even
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of politics. But don't ask me nothing
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  Speaker 1: that has big words. If you're gonna talk about politics,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna ask me about what you should do as
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  Speaker 1: far as breaking up, how to go about breaking out
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  Speaker 1: with somebody, how to go about shooting your shot.
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  Speaker 2: You never know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't only cater to women. I catered to men
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  Speaker 1: and then all others as well. So yeah, make sure
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  Speaker 1: you just call up and I can fix your mess.
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  Speaker 1: If I can't, it means you need to try to
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  Speaker 1: go do something else, like pay somebody for some things
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  Speaker 1: like a real fair.
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