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Episode 23. Run Part II/Pick a Superpower & The Flash vs. Lola Bunny (Feat. Shara Crosslin of 100 Devs) · High n' Dry Podcast

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  SPEAKER_03: Is it going now?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're making sure it's going now?
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, we're going.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, let's do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_01: The most incredible uh material we ever manufacture.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for those of you listening, you just missed out on some of the greatest high and dry material ever until we realized that we weren't recording.
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  SPEAKER_02: So welcome to High and Dry.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm Ryan Barron North, your host as always.
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  SPEAKER_02: And with me today, you guessed it.
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  SPEAKER_02: We have James Crosslin.
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  SPEAKER_02: James, what's going on?
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, this is me.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: I am James.
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  SPEAKER_03: I also don't have a shirt on because it's very hot in the studio.
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  SPEAKER_03: And uh I wanted to prepare.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_03: I wanted to I have we've also taken a few of our shots and hits already.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna have to, we're gonna take some, we're gonna take some celebratory fake shots.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh no, and he's actually shirtless here in the studio.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um you can catch that on his OnlyFans.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's sign up.
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  SPEAKER_02: And with us today, joining us one more time, we have Sarah Crosslin, web developer for 100 Devs.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sherra, thanks for coming back and thanks for stating your intro one more time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for having me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um it's great to be back.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm excited.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, thank you, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh on high and dry, we do two parts to this episode.
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  SPEAKER_02: First, we start with a moral dilemma, we talk it out, and then we it devolves into a fist fight, as those things often do.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: But first we gotta get a little drunk and a little high.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: And in this case, uh a little more drunk and a little more high.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna take a couple here still.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: Because we believe in the power of the listeners.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we and we believe in our product and we want to give you an authentic experience.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: Even though I can feel the new Amsterdam Pink Whitney just beelining for my bloodstream.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can feel it warming me up.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna keep going for you, the listener.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: So, James, what you smoking today?
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_03: Sherry and I are again smoking wowie.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wowie's made an appearance on the show before.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's really great oil.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it's got a really sweet taste.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's got like a tropical taste.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a banana runs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's exactly right.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: Banana runs is like such a great description.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_03: It tastes it tastes exactly like fucking banana runs.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'm getting like a I think there's been a glitch in the matrix here because like I'm getting some serious deja.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: Well, cool.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um shut up, you're drunk.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: I can't listen to you.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be damned if I listen to this drunk.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, I'll be joining you with uh a little bit of pink whitney.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: Again.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna take some baby ones back and forth.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_03: We're already a little there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and uh so for those of you who are joining us, um, you may have heard a previous episode a month, two months ago, where we had Sarah on and we started talking about the Netflix film run.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: But we had not seen it.
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  SPEAKER_03: We had not seen it, and we did not want that shit ruined for us.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: So we hope we're hoping that you guys have done your homework and tuned into Netflix so you know what the hell's going on in this episode.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_03: We gave you your homework.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_03: Do your motherfucking homework, stop us stop putting it off.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_03: Pause this episode now, go watch Run, and then come back.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair, anybody listening to part one like two months ago was probably like, they're not gonna fucking watch that movie.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: They're gonna get off the podcast, they're gonna get distracted by like a bowl of popcorn, and then you're never gonna remember that happened.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: And they were correct.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: No, we won't now.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: We watched it, we did it.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: We did, we actually did a while ago.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, for this first shot, this one is gonna go to Carl Urban and to Sarah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sarah, thanks for joining us.
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  SPEAKER_01: Cheers.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_03: Say cheers to Sarah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Carl Urban on the rocks with a little bit, but Sarah, relationship's still good.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I was I was doing a little bit of promo last night, and I'm I'm halfway tempted to switch Carl Urban out with Cher.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, well Cher's an icon.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: And if Carl Urban has a problem with it, he can come on the podcast and tell us about it.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: We'll do an episode where Judge Dredd fights the the woman from Shogirls.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_03: Elizabeth uh Berkeley?
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Elizabeth Berkeley.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, we all knew it was Cher.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: No one thought of her as anything but like, oh hey, it's Cher.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so I the problem is Cher's personality is so much different than Carl Urban.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_03: I think Cher is too violent to be on high and dry.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: That might be.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_02: That might be.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: There's one thing I know about Cher.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: It's her propensity for ultraviolence.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_02: Well, she's of the she's of the belief that if you cause enough destruction and violence, you don't have to do it again because people will remember the first time.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's the burned hand theory.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Carl will just go as long as he has to and do what he has to.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_02: Cher is more like Vlad the Impaler.
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  SPEAKER_03: She goes way over the top.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: So you remember.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um what were we talking about?
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  SPEAKER_02: Our second shot.
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  SPEAKER_02: This one, um, we do we have a ton of viewers coming in from Europe, UK, and the like.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: Um, this one is going out to Ireland.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ireland, thanks for tuning in.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: Cheers to you.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: Cheers to Ireland.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna split this up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's better, it's better the fourth and fifth time around.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is true.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_03: It is true.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna be totally fucked for this one.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_03: This one's gonna be a rough one.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, whatever uh whatever Stang Pink Whitney did offer, they ain't offering it anymore.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_03: Also, a big thanks to to Japan, Indonesia, Philippines.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_03: There are a lot of listeners.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: We got a lot of listen global listeners recently.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_03: Very cool, very cool.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you, everyone.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, and I'm tired of Canada, Mexico.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm entirely okay with becoming an overseas podcast filmed in America.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sure.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: We get about three listeners from our hometown, but then after that, it's all the rest of the world.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's time for our third, third shot, third hit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Share.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's it too?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh boy.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think it's gotta be to Cher.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: Please do not kill us.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, please don't commit ultraviolence.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_03: Sheridan busts through.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_03: She chops the fucking wall in half.
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  SPEAKER_03: Shoves her way in.
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  SPEAKER_02: I see it being more of a horror element, like we'll leave here today, we'll go out to dinner or something.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: You know, social distancing and totally alone.
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  SPEAKER_03: The camera pans to Cher just standing, just standing down the road watching us.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you'll come back, and you know, family pets are bloodied against the wall.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_02: You had to mark her coming.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then Cher's violence takes place over the next seven nights.
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  SPEAKER_02: Culminating in your death.
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  SPEAKER_02: Love you, Cher.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_03: Please don't kill us.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_02: Carl Urban right now is going, wait a minute, I thought this was about me.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_02: He writes, us finally.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like, hey, hey, I was okay with this.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_03: I was giving you my tacit approval.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: Seems you didn't appreciate that enough.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: I guess our lawyers are gonna have to get involved.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: Uh in uh local news today, uh podcast is that war is the battleground between Cher and Carl Urban, long-standing rivals.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: Do we know about this?
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_02: When uh Carl Urban was a kid, he did that um the music video, he recreated Cher's music video on the battleship.
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  SPEAKER_02: You think so?
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think so, yeah.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_03: I think that was I think that's true.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_02: That's 100% accurate.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_03: He learned everything he knows from Cher's ultraviolence.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: Was that if I could turn back time?
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: I think so.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_02: Where she's like she's mounted the gun.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Carl Arbin did that as a young as a young man.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, he really learned they taught each other.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_03: No, and you're hearing it here first on Times, right?
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_03: We'll get one of them.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_03: They've when you put they're like they're like uh they're like vinegar and baking soda.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: When you put them together, there's just this explosion of power and violence.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_02: And you win the science.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh boy.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: So wow.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_02: First first topic.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so you guys saw run.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_02: So the question I have to ask for you is it okay to poison a child to keep the child with you all the time?
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: You know, before watching the movie, I had suspected that this was not a good thing to do.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_02: However, after watching it, it looks like it's decent, especially.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: Spoiler.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, I'm not even gonna tell you asshole spoilers.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: You're supposed to know.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_02: I told you to go watch that movie.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_02: Go watch the fucking movie, especially when it's not actually your daughter, and I think that's what really made it morally correct to do.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can only poison children that aren't your actual child.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: She found the loophole.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but just to make this an official part two, what did you guys think of that fucking movie?
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: The movie was fucking bananas.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_01: That was so insane.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like how meticulous that mother was in like convincing her daughter that she was disabled and actually making her uh become disabled for all for what we know.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_01: She fucked it.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: She could have fully formed her leg muscles if she wasn't being fucking drugged by this insane person.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_03: By Nurse Ratchet.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: By this by this baby thief.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_03: And you know what's crazy is that um is that you the movie opens with you believing that this is like a good family because this girl has like a really positive personality, even though she's disabled and she's really capable and she does things for herself and she's very curious and and intelligent.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_03: And they they model this as like someone who is dealing with their disability, a family that's dealing with a disability very well.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's how the movie starts.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_03: And then there's a turn.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what you're saying is that Sarah Paulson, on the whole, was a pretty good parent.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_03: I mean for the situation, she raised a great child.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_03: Like that child ended up being fucking awesome.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: I loved it.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_03: I loved that the child that she raised fucking punished her in the end.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_03: I thought that was great.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm I'm glad you brought that up because that is what I originally in part one of this fucking show is what I wanted to talk to you about, run.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um, was this culture of revenge is okay?
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Um, where it would have been very obviously, and I think that's where um Chloe Sherman, the daughter's character, altered, where she's this strong, independent, respectful, but not so much that it debilitates her, that she's able to escape her mother who's poisoning her.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but then all but she's not healthy enough to move on with her life.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_03: Well, she was damaged deeply by her mother.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I was watching that movie with someone, and the the someone in question, they they were like, Thank God that you came in and you've been meticulously poisoning her back.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_03: I liked, I mean, I was happy for it.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_02: I mean But I mean, like at the same time, it's like the healthy thing would be to like, all right, you're in prison, you're doing your time, I need to move on and be happy and go live my own life.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: But I think there's like a punisher culture in America.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: What do you guys think?
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_01: You know, like obviously, ideally, we don't uh you know retaliate against people, and you know, we still honor people's, you know, right to live or their dignity or whatever you want to call it.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_01: And um, but being in that situation, this she was practically an adult by the time she found out.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, she ends up being very successful at the end and all of that, but the like having so much of yourself stolen from you and having to assume this identity that wasn't yours in the first place for the sake of somebody's really twisted fantasy.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like, how do you how do you look at somebody like that and be like, yeah, all right, I'll I'll see you next month, you know?
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: She did that for a while, and then she's like, All right, this is this is enough.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, I like for me, it's uh I think of it more as uh I have my own.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, uh as a young man, this definitely wasn't me.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, I'm gonna poison you, I'm gonna spend my life fucking your life up.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but then I realized that by doing that, you have entirely won.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you have complete control over me following this forever.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_03: Um, like granted is it control if you're getting poisoned?
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think the woman, I don't think the mom was sitting there thinking, I got control over her.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_03: I think she was thinking, oh god, I'm not gonna be able to leave my body for another month.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good point.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good point.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_02: Um I mean, I think of it the same as uh like uh leaving someone abusive in your life.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, granted, and it's in like a romantic relationship, depending, it's much less than your mother poisoning you for 20 plus years.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: If I were to be wronged by someone I'm in a relationship with, and then I spend if I have the opportunity and I spend the rest of my life fucking them every Friday, you know, with my other with my new partner who I've started a new life because remember they showed the daughter's wedding ring.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I feel that that old relationship still controls me.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's a great point, you know.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and that's something that I've kind of been learning recently.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_01: You know, sometimes we hold really tightly onto these past things where we feel like these grievous injustices or you know that you know negatively influenced us in a way, and and we just keep giving it power.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I played that game and I still do for a long time, and really I think you've hit a really important point.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's very short-sighted to want that revenge.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, and and that's why I did a part two was specifically to tell the viewers at home let it go.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_03: But but also I do, you're right, you should let it go.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_03: Letting it go is the end of growth, and the end, it's where justice resides, is when you forgive them.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: But the path to justice is not always immediate or straight.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: That is true.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: And I think that perhaps this girl needs to learn perhaps she needs to poison this woman back in order to find that truth rather than be told by us that that's justice for her.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_03: She decides what justice is in this situation, and then the assumption is she will grow and learn that that's not really justice.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and run to we watch the emotional growth of this.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_02: She goes to therapy, she's so fucked up though.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: You know that traumatized her.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_03: She's poisoning a woman.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: She's traumatized.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: No, you you don't generally poison people unless you're having some issues.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_02: That is that is definitely true.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is a cycle of abuse.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_02: Now, speaking of cycles of abuse, it's time to bring this to our moral question.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't got this.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: This is the qu we've already done it.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, I'm watching the tag.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: Now we can officially call it run part two.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I have a very tiny little question for you guys.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: And this is in um honor of our fighter today.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_02: The question, a simple, I've had fucking six hits and six shots now question.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh if you could have any superpower, what would it be?
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_02: Sarah, guests first.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: You know, so this is a very hard one because I am so intrigued with time manipulation as a power, but it I think it's uh far too powerful for anybody to be able to possess.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, at that point you are a god.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_01: But like the idea of being able to control time, because like how how people manage their time, I have no idea.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like I look or I blink and it's like three o'clock, and I'm like, what happened?
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: So like that's always been like a highly appealing thing is to be able to control time.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: Just so I can make that appointment.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_03: I just knocked like two days ago, I knocked a basket of fries from the table onto the ground, like onto our carpet.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_03: And like, if you gave me time powers, time or the timeline would be so fucked up.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'd be I'd be knocking shit over all the time and changing the course of history.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_02: So you'd become a tabby.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, just floating through time, fucking up.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a schlamiel.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: But uh it it's what Cher brought up that so, in my opinion, once you have control over either time or space, you are a god.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_02: And I have a girlfriend who is showing me charmed, like the 90s series right now.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and one of them is capable of freezing time, and I'm like, that is ungodly powerful, but she uses it for antics.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I watched Charmed.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: I watched, I was a big Charmed fan of it.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_03: Like new episode tonight.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I loved Charmed.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_03: My babysitter got me into Charmed when I was like 11.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_03: Like it was like the end of my babysitting live.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, you could probably watch Charmed.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: And so I did, and I fucking loved it.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: But like she she stops time and like she's a god.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's true.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and like but all she used it for, like the last episode I was shown, she used it to grab the next door neighbor's dating profile from a from a video dating service.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, it was a show about it was a drama with but they also did magic.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but we also do magic.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_02: This is what started Supernatural and all the shows that followed, and now we have the legacy CW just Vampire Diaries.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: Stop it, CW, stop it.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: All right, cool, cool.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so James, if you could have any superpower.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: I think I would choose mind control and then never use it.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: The ultimate power is self-control.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_03: So back to run.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: The ultimate power is moving on.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: Um I don't know.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: I probably want I'd probably want teleportation.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: I'd probably just want to be wherever I where be wherever I wanted to be when I wanted to be.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'd want teleportation.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's also the lazy man's super speed.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm down for.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: Give me the lazy man's speed.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'll just take just be in there.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: Teleportation would be pretty dope.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: I've always thought the same thing.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: I love Nightcrawler's abilities.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: Nightcrawler's looking awesome.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_02: But then you have uh, I believe isn't his name Hero from Heroes.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: He but he can teleport anywhere he imagines.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I mean, it essentially makes him a god at that point.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_02: And that and they go into that as well.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_02: You now have control over space, which makes which makes you a god.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_02: No, that'd be cool too.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: I've always thought like, even if I could, even if it's just teleportation to where I could see.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that'd be so cool.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: That'd be fucking awesome.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_03: I'd never walk again.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, no.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_03: My leg muscles would fucking deteriorate.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: You atrophy.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, can you teleport a rascal?
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: Probably.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: We'll see.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_02: We'll see.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_02: We'll see.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: Um I just sit on the ground and keep teleporting as far as I can see.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_02: Refusing to even move your heart.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: I just teleport my head from room to room.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: Nice, nice.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and then so me.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: Worst super villain ever.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, here he comes.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_01: So lazy.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_01: Should get the burlap sack this time.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, for me, so I I would I mean, if I if I had the full gamut of options, I'd definitely want the Superman combo.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, of course.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um But that's a lot of powers.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta pick one.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's a lot of powers, but if I gotta pick one.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but um well, I know you've heard it before, but I would like to create the pool boy.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good that's a good set of powers.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_02: So the pool boy, um, he is he's a troll superhero.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, he his abilities are he is um psychic, but limited to that the only information he can gather from you is he knows the name, sexual proclivities, and address of your mother and father.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: It is combined with teleportation to that address.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_02: Only.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_02: Only.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_02: He only he only teleports directly to where your parents are.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: And then combined finally with the ultimate power of seduction.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_02: So he shows up in these tight little tiny shorts and uh and a pole for to clean out your pool, but your parents don't own a pool.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: And then the only way to beat him is to have an orphan do it.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta get orphans.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know my mother or father saying shit.
• 22:08
  unknown: Damn it!
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_02: Which is why the pool boy is also equipped with your basic nine millimeter pistol.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he's up in his game.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no parents.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_02: No parents?
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_02: I have a gun.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if you can't fuck your mom and dad, we'll just shoot you.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_03: Great villain.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_02: So, like, he's an amazing villain.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: So he encounters Superman who can obviously punch him into custard.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: And he's like, oh yeah?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_02: I know where your farm is.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_02: Excuse me.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: And then Superman.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see if you can beat me there, asshole.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: And Superman busts in as his mom is getting worked over by the pool boy.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, I uh don't know why I ever thought that guy up.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's a great, it's a great power.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: It's very aptly named, I would say too.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: At first I was like, what?
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_01: But you hiss me on it.
• 23:06
  unknown: Yeah.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds like exactly the kind of powers that a pool boy has.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_02: So Martha Kent opens the door and it's me in these cutoff jean shorts just stretching out with a pool pole around my shoulders.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like, hey ma'am.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_03: Um, so you gotta get down to business before your son gets home.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_02: He's faster than speeding bullet, but so am I.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_02: So this is uh high and dry on six shots.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of, it's time to move into our fist fight.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: But before we do that, pause.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_03: I need a drink.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so tired.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_02: Doing a marathon here.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: We're recording, right?
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: High quality content.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_02: This is what people come to.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_02: You know, now that we're seeing a higher like uh uh following from our guests and people are really full moving towards the show, this is when we put out something like this.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_02: So it's time to be serious.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's time to be serious on this very serious podcast.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're getting we're getting to the main, we're getting to the core of the show.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_03: This is why you came here, everybody.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_02: So, but before we get into why they came here, it's time to get a little more drunk and it's time to get a little more high.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta be fucking kidding me.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I ain't fucking kidding you.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, we've taken like six so far.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_03: That's correct.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: James, what's this last one to?
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: This last one is to our competents today.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: Cheryl went early.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_03: This one is is for is to our competents today, who are, if I remember correctly, the Flash and Lola Bunny, which was the most absurd combination we could think of.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: Is this what you people want?
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_03: All right, cheers.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: Sherry, how was your hit?
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_01: It was great.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_01: Um, very banana runty.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's all like smarties, too.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a banana rent mixed with a smarty.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_01: I think all like banana candy has like the same artificial banana flavor.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_01: That's what it feels like to me.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, those dead bananas.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_01: And they put it in our marijuana products.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: New punk rock band name.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_02: The dead bananas.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: The dead bananas.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_02: Or banana extinction.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: That would be great.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that'd be a great activism because people are going to start Googling banana extinction because that's a that's like an extreme possibility that's gonna happen to our current banana monoculture.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_03: Once there's a fungus that we can't stop, are all we won't have bananas again.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there goes your smoothies, there goes everything.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_03: I what?
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_03: I like bananas.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_00: Don't all these bananas.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_03: Change the DNA of your bananas just a little bit.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck's sake.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Is you that new band, Banana Extinction?
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's the high and dry band.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_02: They might learn something when they Google the name.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's interesting.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so yeah, brought to you by John Oliver.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_02: So now it's time for our fight.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_02: Lola Bunny versus the Flash.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_02: On High and Dry Podcast, we have a patented method for determining which of these two gladiators of the ring are gonna win and survive the fight.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_02: We do this in three rounds.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_02: Round one, these two characters have just stepped into the ring.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_02: No shirts, no shoes, no belts, and they just punch it out, fight club style, while Brad Pitt judges and the high and dry crew with Carl Urban look on, maybe Cher look on from the box seats.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_02: We have to hold Cher back.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and then round two moves into a city view where both of these characters have received a manila envelope beneath their apartment door.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_02: They now know that they have to kill the other one, and that's all they're gonna do.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: Moving into round three, where it's the same thing, except this time they get a friend.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: So let's get this thing started.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_02: Round one, the characters have just stepped into the high-and-dry fight club arena, taking place underneath some dive bar.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_02: Share a guests first.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: Who's gonna win?
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Um, well, my immediate inclination would be the flash because he's ultra powerful.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_01: He's got lots of powers um that could evade her attacks as a cartoon um rabbit.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but the cartoon powers are also pretty sweet.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't know.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_01: I just think the flash is very powerful.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_01: And um he always finds a way.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: He's he's used to this like attacking people.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, let's play basketball with aliens.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's her thing.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: Let's tease this bunny.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, come at me, uh Lola Bunny.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_01: Kristen Wiggs, come on.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: Kristen Wigg, come on the podcast.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_01: You voiced the Looney Tunes.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_01: Is that what it was?
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_03: She voiced she she voiced some version of Lola.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_03: Some version of Lola Bunny and won like a uh people's choice voice actor award for it.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: So good on Kristen Wigg.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Kristen Wigg, if you want to set the record straight, could you kick the flashes ass?
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: Hashtag Snyder Cut.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: Get on down here.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: She was cheetah.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: She lost Cheetara.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's cheetah.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, cheetah.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: She was cheetah.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: She was cheetah.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_02: She was that was by far.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, we're getting off topic.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: By far best part of 84.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, I agree.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: Without a doubt.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: Um, James, who you think's gonna win it?
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, who's fighting?
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_03: No, who's fighting again?
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's the flash Alola.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's I got it.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so here's the thing about the flash is the flash tends to he doesn't s tend to come up and stand still and beat someone.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_03: He like uses a lot of big open space to like run back and forth.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_03: He runs whenever you see Flash attacking someone, he doesn't run up and just punch him a bunch of times.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_03: Although he could do that.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_03: But in but in most of the uh media I see, Flash is always running back and forth across a large battlefield, coming in for a side swipe or a behind punch.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_03: He's never he doesn't go directly at a person.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: And the problem is we have to we do have to think about this environment, which is the basement.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's the basement.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_03: And Flash doesn't have a lot of room.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_03: Flash usually builds up speed and then comes in for his hits, but also he's still super powerful, so I don't know.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, but he could also like I believe evade any anything that uh Lola Bunny tries to throw at him, and then maybe he just trips her instead of applying all that kinetic energy from having a big open space.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well what I see happening here, um, because I mean he has complete access to the speed force.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, what I see happening, um, especially as far as like any sort of Looney Tunes movie I've ever seen.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: The Looney Tunes follow the concept where they get their ass kicked the first go-around, and you know, the little birds are tweeting around their head and things like that.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_02: So I see Flash just beating the living shit out of her.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_02: She drops down, has the little tweety birds above her head, you know, and takes the first one on the loss and you know, sees what she's up against now.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_03: Thematically, that would make sense.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_03: And now for Lola specifically.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, so Lola, she does have superhuman speed.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um she uh she's outswam, outs outmaneuvered, giant squid and such.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_02: She's whipped around space jam courts.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_02: And but what I see Lola's big thing is that um she has planetary level scales of durability.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um she can survive planet explosions, and her butt is nigh invincible.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um she's gotten her butt stabbed, poked, and prodded by sharp tridents for long periods of time.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_02: And and then I think that's more commentary on, you know.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: So that's part of the canon, huh?
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's cartoon.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_03: We don't know the context of that.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_03: It's not context.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we don't, we don't know.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_03: We don't know.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_01: But also, like, with her cartoon powers, haven't they like tied people into knots and shit?
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_03: She doesn't have like if she did that, so she doesn't have like her items that she can bring.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_03: If she had her cartoon items she could bring, I think she would be much more formidable.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_03: I think I think Flash could possibly like phase into her and then explode her from the inside.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just seeing that all right, so your butt's invincible.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'll have to try something else.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Sarah, thoughts and a vote.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, um, so I think for this one, the Flash probably has it.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_01: I just think he's uh more powerful, more easily easy to evade her attacks.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_01: They're both incredibly durable.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but I also like the idea of him like phasing into and exploding.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: That's a very uh creative way, but then you just get like 10,000 Lola Bunnies, right?
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: But they're tiny.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_01: And that's what you have to experience in the next round.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's a lot of things to have to hit.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, James, thoughts and a vote.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I think Flash should take it on this one.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_03: I think just just one-on-one, Flash just has so much he can do.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and Lola Blola Bunny's durability.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_03: In that in the Space Jam movie, she got smacked by an all-star.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_03: Or by the mon by a monster, I mean.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_03: She got she got smacked by one of them and went down pretty hard.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_03: And like she had a mark on her and everything.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_03: And he was just a big thing.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_03: You're not he's not the flash, you know, he was just a big monster.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I think that's because thematically bugs needed the motivation.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_02: Bugs needed to be motivated by man-on-woman violence.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_03: She she was she was she was the looney to the looney tunes version of Fridged.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: So the so that's well, so I guess the question here is has Brad Pitt been seduced by Lola early on?
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we have not talked about her seduction powers at all.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_01: Um she has massive because now now is and it's not even exclusive to cartoon characters, she has this effect on real humans.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I've seen lately on the internet.
• 34:03
  unknown: And I know.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: I do remember, I do remember being a child watching Space Jam and being like, that's one sexy bunny.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_03: They keep telling me how sexy this bunny is.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_03: And I agree.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_02: There are a fuckload of angry 30-year-olds right now with her redesign for Space Jam too.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_03: The argument was that she wasn't sexy enough.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: That was the argument.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone was like, why would you make her, why would you make this bunny less sexy?
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, I mean they're hoping that the draw is LeBron's new hairline.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um but like he doesn't have even half the draw that Michael Jordan did.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's true.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Michael Jordan was in a different class, and but that was before that was before the internet, before we had the so much internet, and we didn't know that Michael Jordan was a real piece of shit.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean, like I mean, and the thing with it is now, first, LeBron he didn't bring the he doesn't have the draw.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, because when the Bulls were doing their thing with Michael Jordan, he brought people who weren't basketball people into basketball.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he didn't know he was a douchebag.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um LeBron, he doesn't do the first one, and with the whole China thing, we already know he's a douchebag.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_01: So it's like doesn't LeBron James have like a bunch of like schools that sort of underrepresented children?
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_01: I could be confusing him with a different basketball player, but I I don't know sports.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_03: But what I know about philanthropy is that most f philanthropic efforts are tax havens.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_03: We should really just supply good things like schools to underprivileged people without asking rich people to do it so that we don't look into their background.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's like why they do philanthropy.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_02: Pay attention to this, don't pay attention to my other stuff.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: Don't pay attention to the my hairline or charging everybody off today.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Cher's coming for us, Carl Urban's coming for us.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: Now we're on James.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_02: We are we are just going crazy.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_02: Um sorry everybody.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, everyone.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_02: This is what happens.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I guess don't be famous.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_02: We had a lot to get off our chests.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, don't be famous.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_02: Ryan Dry's coming.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_03: The scars guards are enemies.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, I had uh fucking uh the it scarsgard.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_02: He was outside my window last night.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_02: As it or just the just him, just the actor.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just him.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, but it's still freaky as hell.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: I invited him in.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: I can still see his smile.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but uh, and then for me, I guess my bone on the matter, I'm I'm going to Flash.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's just too the the the sheer insanity of the Flash's speed, you know, especially what we saw in the new Snyder cut and what us comic book people have known all along is that um his speed is ridiculous.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_02: And even if um Lola managed to seduce Brad Pitt to the point where Brad Pitt's making shitty calls in a fight club.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_03: What if she seduced the flash?
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_03: The flash is open to seduction.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_02: The flash is into Iris, though.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_02: Which you'll also see in the Snyder Cut.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_03: So he can be into multiple people.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: Her power of seduction worked on like millions of people.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: That's true.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_02: So I mean, I guess the question is would the flash be seduced?
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um well, um then I'm gonna say just my vote is gonna be for the flash.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_02: If the flash isn't seduced, and even if she manages to seduce Brad Pitt, even Carl Urban in the boxes, even the entire high and dry crowd, one her seduction's lessened in Space Jam 2, according to DNS.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_03: According to horny dudes everywhere.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_01: So we're taking the characters at their best.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_01: Amusing Quiz.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so this is 1996 Lola.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_02: This is 96 Lola.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: So this bunny is the hottest, the hottest anthropomorphic bunny against the hottest Flash.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_02: And I even if she's too hot, I think that Flash's ability to turn back time would allow her him to beat her before she could seduce Brad Pitt.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't he have to run straight like incredibly fast?
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't he have to run straight to Brad Pitt?
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: It just has to thematically mean something to him.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, so he can do it at any time, just as long as the theme's there.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_02: It has to be important enough.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_03: Plans for Flash, then also.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, cool.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so uh is that three for three Flash?
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_00: No, it sounds like it.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, cool.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_02: Moving on to round two, these characters have now received a manila envelope under their apartment door.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Flash just received a picture of Lola Bunny, so it's a normal day for him.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: He's just wondering why he didn't Google it.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_03: I want he's running around fighting crying with this huge boner from a cartoon rabbit.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_02: And and that's something that we have to keep in mind.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, he's gonna catch that thing on something.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_03: Now that there's things he can run into.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_03: Gotta watch out.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I stub my crotch.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, it's all it's all off.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's all off.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so the flash stubs his crotch on the way.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_02: So this is high and dry.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, we didn't make this controversy.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_02: This controversy already existed.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_02: We're just talking about it.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: So, Cher, guests first.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_02: What are your thoughts?
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so now what does she have that she didn't have?
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_01: More space, but like she's got cartoon objects now.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_01: Now she can use cartoon objects.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_02: She has the entire Acme Corporation.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, wow.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's pretty that's pretty good.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_01: Arsenal.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_03: I think what would you what would you imagine Lola Bunny doing with an arsenal of cartoon objects?
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's the that's what I want to hear.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: Is what would Lola Bunny do to the Flash with an arsenal of cartoon objects?
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_01: Just just raining a bunch of anvils?
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_03: Rain a bunch of anvils?
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_03: I was thinking she could do the thing where you put where you draw a tunnel on a wall and then flash into the room.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_03: And the flash slams into it.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_01: But we'd be going so fast that it's just like a clean cut through it.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, so the flash is capable at Flash's peak.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: So if Lola has a full chest, Flash can see particles of a wall and pass through them.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_03: But she can now summon an unpassed through.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_03: It'll say it on the side of a giant steel beam.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_03: It'll say Acme's unpassed through.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be Acme Snyder Cut proof wall.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_03: And it'll say it.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be written right on the wall, like in type letters, like it was produced with it.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty good.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_01: That that's that is a draw for cartoon characters.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_01: They can get like very oddly specifically crafted things for their intention.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_01: And all they have to do is send a note to Acme Corporation.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the the and then Elon Musk will get on it.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_02: He'll call that one guy a slur and then create the Acme thing.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_03: He she can she can toss a hole, a portable hole, because Acme characters can do that.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_03: They can draw a hole on the ground and then throw that hole against a wall.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_03: And and and the flash goes into some pocket dimension.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_03: Who knows where?
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's the hole in the wall dimension.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well then the only thing then Oh, I'm sorry, Sherogli.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_01: But is he fast enough to avoid those things?
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so I I do think that he's that he's fast enough to avoid them to a point where it's gonna be crazy.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_02: But then the one thing that the flash now is gonna bring to the table is the cosmic treadmill.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, hey.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_02: Flash has a treadmill that lets him rewrite time.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it does turn into Flashpoint.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, so we'll see Flash going back in time trying to stop the Atlanteans from murdering the Amazonians, and then Lola's there and she's like behind it all.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_02: But Flash wins that movie.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_02: Acme is a powerful fucking weapon.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_03: Acme, she can from from Acme, she can order a faster than the speed of Flash Bullet to shoot him.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_02: But if but thematically, though, because you have you have Wiley Coyote, uh, he is number one shareholder.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_02: All he does is order from Acme, even though they have failed him constantly.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_03: No, he failed.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_03: He in every single one of those, the Acme product was very good.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_03: It fucked up Wiley Coyote in in a very effective way.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_03: He was just bad at using the product.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_02: He just didn't read the instructions.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, in other LeneTunes media, they use Acme shit to great success.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's true.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_01: Also, let's not forget about the the comeuffance of our fallen hero in the first round.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's a theme in uh Space Jam.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_01: You know, they get pounded the first one, it looks pretty hopeless, but then something miraculous, like a bunch of raining anvils.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_03: And then she pulls a giant hammer out of nowhere and slams herself in the head.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the flashproof hammer.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_03: She slams, she slams herself in the head, he's confused, and then she hits him.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_02: Or the uh the acme berry boner catcher, and she just snatches his snatches his Lola Bunny erection from the space time.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's a literal boner magnet.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_02: Acne's boner magnet.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_02: Hi, Jeremy.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_02: Take a moment to uh bring in our sponsors, acne's boner magnet.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um interesting.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_02: All right, well, well, Cher, can I get to you?
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_02: Can I get your vote?
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_01: So I love the idea of her being able to outmaneuver the flash with like these outrageously specific and like cartoonish killing products.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_01: I love it too.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_01: I I think I think she's gonna use that boner magnet to full effect and get out that big camera, and uh the flash is not gonna know what hit him.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_03: James?
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: I think the flash will know exactly.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and because it'll say right on the side of the thing that's hitting him what it is.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no, the acme burner magnet.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_03: Um but I I do think Lola's gonna win this one.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's exactly right.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_03: I think the Acme the Acme world is incredibly powerful.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's because Acme is too powerful of a company.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_03: Acme is too powerful of a company, and cartoon powers, once you have access to like not just your body, uh they they're it they're essentially slapstick.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_03: And slapstick needs an environment.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_03: You can't just have slapstick in an empty room, someone like Fob B getting beat up.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a single room with someone getting beaten.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: Well, what I see is that you have you have Barry Allen just punching this bunny until it sounds like hard meat packing.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's exactly as the camera pans to this noir shot of an acne box.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: And you just and you know she's dead.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_03: That was round one.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: That was round one.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_03: And but now she's got her shit.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_02: So she gets up and she opens the acne box.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um so I I do see like she's got props.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, and I see fifty-one per time Lola takes it.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_02: But then the other percent of the time I see it turning into Lola becomes Wily and Flash becomes the roadrunner.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_02: 51's all she needs.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_02: So my vote goes to Lola at a uh off of a slim margin right there.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was a tough call.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_03: I think I I I left with a different feeling.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_03: I felt like it was very in Lola Bunny's favor.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_03: But that's okay.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_03: We all agree Lola Bunny wins this more times than not.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_03: And then third round.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_02: So now's third round.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_02: Now they get to bring a friend.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_02: Sarah, guess first, who they bring and what happens.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, okay, so single friend for both of them.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_01: So last time I was on here, we we had Batman, and so I think he's gonna have the same benefit um as Batman.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: Is he's friends with Superman, and Superman is virtually indestructible.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_01: Um, if we want to have like a no Superman clause, then I can think of something else.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_02: But she can get kryptonite.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_02: She can get kryptonite.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think Acne's Kryptonite, yeah.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, interesting.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean we'll we'll continue, Cheryl.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_01: She she purchases the kryptonite cage 3500.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_01: So he renders him totally useless.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_02: So then it's just Well, well, who's Lola bringing?
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_01: Who is Lola bringing?
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_01: This is a great Michael Jordan.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_03: Michael is does does Barry Allen have a gambling addiction because Michael Jordan might be might be able to get him.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: Damn, doesn't come up.
• 47:09
  unknown: Damn!
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_02: Hashtag Sniperkit.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, my original uh inclination was just to bring Bugs Bunny, um, and they can double their cartoon power while while Superman is caged up in this kryptonite prison.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um, James?
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I think that the partners are pretty obvious.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna have Bugs.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_03: Bill Murray.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_03: Bill Murray was in Space Jam also.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_03: Um he was Bill Murray.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_03: He played himself.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_02: But unless Bill Murray has his own partner, Osmosis Jones, Bill Murray's gonna die.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_03: I think I think Bill Murray intrinsically brings Osmosis Jones as part of his body.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_03: But I mean, it's a 24-hour capsule.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_01: He gets his powers by Osmosis.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_02: Well, go on, James.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't think Bill Murray.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's Bugs Bunny, probably.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_03: You get double the cartoon power.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: Thematically, it makes sense.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, just general.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_03: She they didn't give her enough independence, so she's intrinsically tied to Bugs Bunny.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, all all the other um all-stars in the Space Jam movie uh were very incompetent a lot of times or just not as uh physically adept.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_03: Bugs Bunny is very cunning.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he humiliates his opponent.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't he doesn't just beat his opponents, he fucking humiliates them.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_03: He's a real piece of shit.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_03: He's a real piece of shit.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_02: Come at me, which then would bring me into mine is so you're talking Warner Brothers.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_02: Now both these guys have produced your your Looney Tunes and they've produced the Superman animated series.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, it's weird.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so WB does DC now.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_03: It did Snyder Cut, right?
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, now so uh before we get too far up WB's ass, they also produced the one with Joss Whedon.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_02: They also did the Superman.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_02: Just WB.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_02: Cher's coming.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_03: Cher's coming for you.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: Be prepared for violence to rain down.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_02: The likes of which you have never seen.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_02: Um so what I see, so I do see we're going to have um they're gonna have a kryptonite acne kryptonite thing to help a Superman.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: However, um what I think's gonna happen here is because you just put Lola and Bugs together, and depending on the time period, the two of them wind up getting in each other's way.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, that's all the time.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and their partnership, it doesn't work well.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_02: So you uh in the original movie you saw that she was, you know, it screwed Bugs up because she was this, you know, beautiful anthropomorphic bunny.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_03: Um that was not beautiful, she was never portrayed as beautiful.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_03: The the they were they directly portrayed her as sexy.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_02: They they immediately objectified that.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_02: I was trying to correct the mistakes of a movie that was before you know before I could correct mistakes.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um but yeah, no, as this really sexy bunny.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: And um they they're getting it, and then they switched it where Lola became the stalker of bugs.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_02: Ah and that and then they're pushing back on each other the whole time.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, you have Barry, who's 100% team player, brings in Superman, who's team player, he's 100% not only the most powerful being you have, he's thematically gonna take it.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and so I I think that what's gonna wind up happening is that Bugs and Lola's difficult sexual history will supersede their access to acme weaponry, and Barry and Superman will overcome.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we have to take Lola at her best then.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe she should get Michael Jordan.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_03: Instead of if Michael Jordan's not gonna be as much a distraction.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_02: Well, but that but Michael Jordan's a villain and Superman automatically wins, we'll turn him into jelly.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_02: Superman's sometimes a villain.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_02: That is also true.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um but then he automatically wins and there's a whole new universe created.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um well uh well, so let's uh so Sherra, uh give us some thoughts, and then uh what's your vote?
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so I think even though um both Bugs and Lola would make a great cartoon team, you know, she was really successful in that second round.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_01: I think ultimately uh they might get in each other's way, but uh having the team of Superman and the Flash is a pretty unbeatable team.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_01: You know, they like you said, uh Flash is a team player, you know, and um you'd find a way to get Superman out of there.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_02: I think they go the two of them aren't stumbling over each other's sexuality.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_01: Flash is a constant professional.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_01: But they don't they they keep it professional, they keep it professional, yeah.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like Flash.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_01: I yeah, I'd say Superman and um the Flash get it this round.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_02: Just Flash?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_02: We're working right now.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_03: I actually think there's a better combo for for Flash.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_03: I think you should get Cyborg, because Cyborg is awesome at undoing other technology.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_03: So Acme's done.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'd say cyborg instead of Superman.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_03: I think I think I think they would summon Kryptonite and Superman would get fucked up by that, and then it would be the same thing over again with the cartoon stuff.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_03: But I think I think the fact that Flash got beat by technology he didn't understand, that brings Cyborg in, cyborg learns about it, deconstructs it, and then they can't do anything.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: No, as soon as so cyborg, he'll eat technology, incorporate that into his own abilities.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_03: So he incorporates cartoon technology.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_02: So now we have a cyborg who is out of control.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, alright.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_03: And so your vote then would be for the flash with cyborg, though, not with Superman.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_03: I think you'd lose with I think Superman, Superman sometimes doesn't win.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_03: He he may he loses and then comes back later sometimes, but he doesn't always win immediately.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_03: In this case, it wouldn't be a comeback later situation because it's the flash's story, not Superman's story.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, and then uh But if you brought Cyborg, I think Cyborg would fucking trash this cartoon technology, integrate it, become a cartoon real like a hybrid god.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, and then on my side, I I think I think no matter who he brings, whether it's Superman or Cyborg, Flash is gonna take it because both of his friends right there are gonna fucking destroy.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_02: Whether it's just for the sheer fact that you have a dude who could bench press the earth.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_02: Or if you have a dude that could eat acme technology and that mixed with the guy who could jump on his treadmill and rewind time to try it again.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: Uh um, he's like, oh, Superman didn't work.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_02: Let me run on the treadmill and get cyborg in here.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_02: Because this just screwed up the continuity.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um Pen Afflex, Batman now.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_02: We gotta fix this.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_02: Um, honestly, I like that.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_03: Jeff movies have made like$400 million.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so yeah, I will say uh my vote will also go to the Flash, which brings us to the end.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_02: So Flash has taken it, two out of three, defeating Lola Bunny.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_02: Our winner is the Flash.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_02: Congratulations, Mr.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_02: Flash.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_03: Way to go, Flash.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_03: You sure killed that sexy, sexy bunny.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_03: You killed that sexy bunny.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_03: Why did they do that?
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_03: Why did they make that bunny so overtly sexy for that child movie?
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_03: People had to animate that and improve the plot and then test it.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_03: And then people were like, I really like the sexy bunny part.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_03: What is going on here?
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_03: We have we have to we have to imply that these shirts are really hanging right at the bottom of this the ass cheeks of this anthropomorphic bunny.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I wonder if Michael was like, hey, what are you guys doing?
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_02: He's I like it.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_02: All right, so this one, this episode went out to sexy bunnies everywhere.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_02: Sherra, thank you for joining us.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_02: Pleasure as always.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_03: Um hundred devs on Twitch uh at twitch.tv slash learn with Leon.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_03: That's the that's the community that Sherra is a part of.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_03: Um, you can find him there if you want to learn full stack JavaScript web development for totally free.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's a really cool thing that this guy's doing.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_03: He's a great guy.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_03: Sweet.
• 55:51
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• 55:52
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• 55:55
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• 55:57
  SPEAKER_03: You can find him at Ryan Barron North.com.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_03: I'm the Diabolical on Twitch and Twitter.
• 56:03
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• 56:08
  SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_03: Here's the sexy bunnies.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_03: We'll see you guys.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, woo, sexy bunnies.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_03: Take it easy, everybody.