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Read it on Reddit #5 · WDYM What Do You Mean?

• 0:10
  SPEAKER_00: You're listening to the WDYM, the What Do You Mean Podcast.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now everyone gather around and listen to one of Hamilton's best podcasts.
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  SPEAKER_00: No research to back this up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your host, Michael Gillespie.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: I know some of y'all.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: Some of y'all ask him, like, Mike, where were you last week?
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: You you didn't show up.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, yeah, you're right.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: And um the reason why is because I I did do a podcast.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it was on the indictment of the 45th president and everything.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, you know, as I finished it, I was like, you know, it might be too early to put this out there because there has to be more than what we know right now.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: We don't know the charges, or we know at least one charge, but it's New York and you know, they've been after him for a while.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like, let me let it marinate, let it, let it stew for a little bit.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Let it let it let it let it uh let it marinate, let it cook a little bit so we could get more to the story.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: And as a couple weeks uh gone by, a little bit more has come out, and you know, a couple interviews and doing more research and everything.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: So that one is planned, and then uh I got two more two more episodes coming.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Um printing out a big old stack of paper for research purposes.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: Listen carefully.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's one, and the other one's not so big.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you can only imagine what I've been doing research on.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then the one of these stories is funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: But actually, both of them are funny, but one in particular is funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's that's a grand total of three that's coming down the pipeline.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I got this one uh for this season, season two, um, of a Reddit on Reddit, which is our fifth Reddit on Reddit, where I go on the app, re-go to the relationship advice, find five stories, read them to you, and then give you a reaction to them.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: And the whole purpose of the reaction is to say, you know, something that may influence you in the future, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: There's something that I might say that spark something in the future.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: You could say, hey man, I learned that from the WDYM.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks, Michael No, like you're welcome.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: So that's the plan today.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're here doing a Reddit on Reddit, the fifth one, and uh without further ado, let's hit it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mm-mm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: So, five stories today.
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  SPEAKER_01: The first one is by I am Clam Chowder, which is titled What Are Some Hot Texts I Could Send My Wife to Make Her Feel Sexy While She's At Work.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, before uh quick silence, this is a G show, the rated G.
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  SPEAKER_01: So uh I try to keep it as G as possible.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm not alienating nobody and saying a curse word or a funky word, and hey, hey, hey, hey, stop the car, we're gonna turn this off.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: No, we ain't doing that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you're gonna have to put two and two together as I explain these situations in a G-rated show.
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  SPEAKER_01: So without further ado, the title is Hot Text I Can Send My Wife where that makes her feel sexy while she's at work.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: He goes on to say, My wife is feeling awfully frisky lately and has recently asked for all day foreplay.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: But she really she's really shy when it comes to stuff stuff like sexy text.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'm planning on cleaning the house, making a romantic dinner, and overall make her feel special.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: She works long hours at a hospital, and I want to make her feel loved, appreciated, and desired.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: What are some things you want to hear if you are in her shoes?
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  SPEAKER_01: Probably can't be super explicit since she's at work, but she's open to anything.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: So this one is what I'm calling surprise and attack, right?
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: So again, let's rewind some things.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: She works long hours at a hospital, right?
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: So first thing you want to do, you want to do uh get her a nice hot bath, right?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: You want to get that bath water ready, and you need to send pictures of the bath, some incense or uh incense, some bath salts, some candles.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir.
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  SPEAKER_01: Set to move right when she gets in.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you know what you should do?
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: You should take her clothes off.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_01: Don't let her do it.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: You do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: They they find that, they find that sexy.
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  SPEAKER_01: So do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get in here in here.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this is some work.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, this is straight from my playbook.
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  SPEAKER_01: So this is important, alright?
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: So let her bathe, let her uh take however long she wants, right?
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_01: Your second step, right?
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, you need you know what?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: You need to get a piece of paper, write this down.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, I'll wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let you listen to the music.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, once you hear that bath water, you know, when she pulls the plug and it goes, the water goes down, get you some oils, right?
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: Baby oil, some kind of oil massage.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: We are massaging from toe to head, right?
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: Toe to head.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: Because the body's all sensitive and dried out from the hot water.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna grab that lotion and start from the toes, all the way up.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this is this is an you know, this is your chance touching, touching and feeling and doing all that good stuff.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: Go work yourself all the way up, right?
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta and you gotta practice the massage.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Don't don't don't come don't come all soft and stuff.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: You need to uh massage all the way up, learn how to do a good massage, work it all.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: Then do one side, her, do her back side, and then flip her over and do the front side.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: Now, now I know what you're thinking, men.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_01: I know what we're thinking, lesbians, I know what you're thinking over there too, right?
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_01: Don't be you gotta be professional right now.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: This is professional time.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_01: This ain't play time, right?
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_01: Stay professional.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_01: Keep it, keep it inside.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: Keep it inside.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do the front back from from top to bottom, right?
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: You've already gone up once from toe to head.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now you go back from head to toe.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she got two massages, right?
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: Body is relaxed, she is got no clothes on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Time to attack.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's what you need to do.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: And always send reminders, send brief text message reminders of the corner of the sauce, right?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: The little bit of a candle, right?
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: Do all that, and bro, I am Clam Chowder.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: Thank me later.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_01: That one works.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: That is straight from the Gillespie playbook.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: This is Michael Gillespie's playbook, okay?
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_01: That one works.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: Trust me.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, number two.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't get the name, so oh well.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_01: We're about to just move it on.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: Anonymous 101.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: I, male 35, saw my wife's male, female, 33, text our friend about our recent recent break from doing things.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: Remember, G Show.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: My wife and I are going through a rough patch for about seven months, no infidelity.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: And have been going to marriage counseling since.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: Things have been improving greatly, except we need to take a break from intimacy until two nights ago.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_01: I've been on Zolof, and I think the pressure of the situation added to this.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_01: But she finally said she was ready to have fun, quote unquote.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we did, and things started off well, but then I lost it.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: She tried to get him back, but I think the pressure of the situation just got to me.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: She said it was okay, but dot dot dot.
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  SPEAKER_01: I inadvertently saw a message of one of her friends saying she wasn't feeling it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And was one of the worst experiences of life.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, one of the worst experiences of her life.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_01: She said, She said she felt bad and didn't know what to do.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_01: She doesn't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I saw the message.
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  SPEAKER_01: She tells me she will try again, but after talking to her today, she says she is still having troubles getting her feelings back still.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_01: We have therapy again this week, and we'll bring it up.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_01: I am losing hope.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_01: What should this 35-year-old man do?
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I don't know the effects of Zolof.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what Zolof is.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, let's look this up real quick.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: Zolof side effects.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: Dizziness, drowsiness, dry mouth, lost appetite, increased sweating, the doo-doos, Hershey squirts, upset stomach, and trouble sleeping.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't say anything about anything else that that man said.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: So I think it's all in your head, Playboy.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: Um a rough patch of seven months, dude.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: What is going on?
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_01: You might need to check for eczema because I'll be itchy all over.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like my God.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_01: Seven months is a long time.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think it's all in your head, homeboy.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think, okay, so I think what you should do in these situations is flip the script, right?
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: Flip the script 100%.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_01: It seems like, again, this is me reading a text or a Reddit from Reddit, and I don't know the context of what exactly you're saying, right?
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_01: So let's just flip the script, right?
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: Uh let her be the aggressor.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe that'll work.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe let her cosplay and dress up, right?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: Or maybe just try some new stuff that you've never done before.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe that will excite you because mentally you're not there, right?
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_01: So you got some things to fix.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_01: And then on top of that, she's already texting the girls, like, yeah, I wasn't feeling it.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: And she had the worst experience of her life.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_01: Her life of 33 years, she's saying this is by far the worst.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_01: So there's two things more.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_01: Either you switch it up, do some different things to add some spice to the relationship, or you might just need to get your parachute in Geronimo and just get out of there.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_01: She's telling her girls that's the worst experience of her life.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_01: And you know what happens when girls do that?
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: Or I should say women, my bad.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_01: Women do that.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: That's soul snatching.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: You know, anytime she sees you afterwards, she's gonna be like, oh, there you go.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_01: That's that one dude that is real lame.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: Worst experience in my life.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_01: And then they all laughing at you.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: So take my advice.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_01: Flip the script or get you a parachute, Geronimo.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: Next story is by Throw R A 58341.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_01: My ex's birthday is tomorrow.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: We recently reconnected.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_01: We've been talking on and off for the past two months, haven't spoken the past two weeks.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_01: I want to do something nice and send her flowers for her birthday.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know where she is, where she stands on getting back together.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_01: We haven't decided this yet.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_01: So throw rah.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, this is this is this.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_01: We don't do this.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: See, this is one of the things that I always say.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: If you keep looking back at your past and your past relationships, how do you ever plan to move forward?
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: Because you can't see which way you're going if you're always looking backwards.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: Hey man, she was my ex-girlfriend was great, man.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_01: And then you might pass up an even better girlfriend because you keep looking in the past.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_01: And on top of that, you want to buy her something.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_01: You want to buy her flowers for her birthday.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: Exna, don't do that.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: Go on Facebook.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: Put a flower emoji in her messages or on her post, on her feed, on her story, whatever.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_01: And do that.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: Because if if you guys have been you see on and off for two months, but haven't spoken in the past two weeks, that's a month and a half, right?
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: Am I or my math wrong or something?
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know what she's doing.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_01: She can be having a gay old time with somebody else.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: And you up here buying flowers for her.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_01: Don't do that.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_01: Don't do that.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_01: You need to just leave this one alone.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_01: Thora rah 58-3341.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: Don't do this.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_01: Don't send her flowers.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: Send her a Facebook message.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_01: Put the flower emoji on it.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: And that's that.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_01: Don't don't don't do this.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_01: Don't feed into that at all.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, sir.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'm reading.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: I forget I I need to do better at this.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm reading the the subject.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_01: I keep forgetting the dangle name.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_01: But nevertheless, this one is titled, How Do I, 35-year-old female, help my boyfriend, 45-year-old male, better understand his house smells musty.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, the title, my 45-year-old male owns the home we live in, but very much values darkness, blackout curtains, and cleaning is far from a hobby of his.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_01: Which means my laundry does too.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_01: Within days of doing it, I smell like the house when I go to work.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_01: I see my friends, all of it.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_01: When we get started dating, he gave me a sweatshirt.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I loved it.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_01: I had to immediately wash it so I could.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_01: I immediately washed it so I could wear it without fear of smelling.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: I acknowledge I've gone totally nose blind to the smell, but there's no way others have.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_01: How do I bring this topic up?
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: He's very sensitive to change and critique critiques.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: Help.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna assume, Miss uh 35-year-old female, you are having relations with this guy.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Do you understand the power of relations?
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_01: If you stop the relations, he's gonna know something's wrong.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what we doing here?
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: Because I ain't had no relations in a while.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: And and you know, men, normal men, require relations from time to time.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: So if at that juncture, you'd be like, Look, baby, baby, the house smells like funk, values darkness, so no sun gets in, blackout curtains, and cleaning is far from a hobby.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you with this guy?
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_01: These are things that a basic man should be able to do.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: Clean, uh, have the sun up sometimes, and notice when your house smells.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_01: You don't want that stigmatism, as stigmatism on you.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm using that word right.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: You don't want to mm-mm.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: You don't want to be like, oh, that's that one girl that lives with that one guy who's house stank.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: You don't want that.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: And you even and you even knew, like when you get when you started dating, he gave you a sweatshirt.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's what that sweatshirt didn't stink.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: So why you have it still?
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_01: If you know that sweatshirt stink, you should give it back to me.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_01: Did you mmm?
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: Did you watch this before you gave it to me?
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: All those are signs that you you you passed up.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: And sometimes you just gotta break.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: See, this is the thing.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: This is the thing you guys, women, you women need to do.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_01: You need to just tell us the truth.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: If we if we stink, tell us we stink.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_01: You think we want to walk around stinking?
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like, baby, your house smells.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_01: Can you fix this for me?
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_01: If a man truly loves you, you'd be like, Yeah, I'm my bad.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_01: And then there we go, we have a problem because he didn't know his house stink.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: You need to tell him your house stink.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not coming back over.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: We ain't having relations until you fix this.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_01: Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's all you gotta do.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'm already on my last one.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's kinda sad.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_01: I should have done six.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: This one, uh, did I get the title?
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I didn't get the title.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, I'll work on better getting the title because I can't see who is it from.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_01: So here we go.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: This one's titled, How Do I, 20 year old female, get over a crush of a 27-year-old male because I know we will never be together.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm in a weird position right now, and any advice will be appreciated.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: I've been dating my boyfriend for around 10 months, and everything was super it was going super well recently.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: I have met a new coworker and we get along super well.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: We chat on messenger a lot and we've hung out.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_01: I have developed a massive cr a massive crush on this guy.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: He's engaged to his partner for over wait, he's he's engaged to his partner for over 10 years and quite a bit older than me.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_01: I know nothing will ever happen, but it hurts so much because of how much I like him.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: Now my relationship with my boyfriend feels off and I feel guilty because I can't stop thinking about someone else.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: So basically, crushing on someone that I've already in a relationship, and so is he.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: Cutie music.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh K.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: So you're in a word position.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: I get that.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: I've been dating my boyfriend for about 10 months.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_01: I get that.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_01: Here's the thing.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: You say this guy, this crush of yours, he is engaged to his partner for over 10 years.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure he's this man straight?
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, come 10 years?
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: My man been engaged for 10 years?
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_01: It don't matter how old he is, if he's been engaged 10 years, he's been engaged since 17.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: Something he's no no.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, so I already know this is wrong.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: These numbers don't add up.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: How you get engaged for 10 years and he's only 17?
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: Or he's 27.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_01: Take 10 years, where he's 17.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: No one engaged at 17.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_01: And this though this might be he might be suspect.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: You know, he might be playing both sides of the fence, you know what I'm saying?
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: But this feels weird.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_01: This is all weird to me.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: So, with that being said, the 20-year-old female, you might want to stick to your boyfriend of 10 months because I think homeboy got some issues with his relationship.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_01: Again, the the key word for me and the key word for you is engaged.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_01: Not married.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_01: Engaged.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, I think what I think you should do is just wash these feelings away.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_01: Stick with your boyfriend, because you shouldn't even feel guilty about it, because unless you've done something that's not in this text, you shouldn't feel nothing, shouldn't feel guilty at all.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_01: Just drop the 27-year-old male who's been engaged for 10 years, who's engaged at 17.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_01: Ain't no man, ain't no, hey, stop the music.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_01: Ain't no, ain't no man engaged at 17.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: Ain't no way.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_01: Who does that?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Who?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Who?
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, just drop it.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Quit pretending this is something that it's not gonna be, because clearly it's not.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_01: He has commitment issues.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_01: He's been engaged for 10 years.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_01: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Reddit and Reddit 5.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, so with that being said, we're gonna end this episode on that note.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: But again, I got I gotta do some editing.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_01: And then I got some more coming out for you.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: And a couple couple more stories.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_01: I got a lot, I got a lot on the docket actually.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, you need to tell your boy to get busy, and that's what I plan on doing.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_01: But uh, yeah, with that being said, we're gonna hit this intro, hit this outro.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: And let you know who your host is.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, it was me, Michael Gillespie, and I hope you like the Reddit on Reddit 5.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: And I will see you soon.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_01: Or uh earlier or later on this week.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_01: I promise.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: That being said, I'm out, Boy Scout, Girl Scout, peace.