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Nearly back up and running completely.
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I have lost my microphone. When you say when you say
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running, you mean your system is running?
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Let's see, what do you mean you've started going for a jog?
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Excuse me? Sister was running and I was
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like, oh, she's just cutting stuff back and forth.
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Is she? Everything.
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I've got the computer desk up and running now.
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I've got monitors up, desk up. I just lost my microphone so now
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I've gone the wireless headset while I find that next week I'll
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have that. So it was you don't have a bed,
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does. That have a bed no I built.
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You've only just had it, got a desk.
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But I do need to ask a very important question.
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Yes. Is your Xbox hooked up?
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That was the first thing that was hooked off.
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Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your hosts Matt, Luke and
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Dan Multiple Nerd Jasmine, your guide to all things nerdy.
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Matt, I'll just correct you there.
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He's got a bed. He just hasn't put it together.
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Sorry, yes, sorry. Did I say got a bed?
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I said no, you haven't got a bed is what I meant.
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It's half put together but because I hurt my knee, I hope
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that there was a deal down to finish putting it together.
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Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, so decide to power through
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to get the desk built because I thought that was more important.
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Can you just Uber eats somebody to assemble a bed?
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You can. It's called Air Tasker.
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Air Tasker? Yeah, it's basically Yeah, yeah,
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Fuck them. You just put on.
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No, you can't, Luke. You cannot.
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Well, it's the. One thing you can't do?
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Yeah. For God's sake, Yeah.
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It's not that kind of app I need to.
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Test a bed when they finish. Just I mean you could.
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Put that in. There, waiting to see you.
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Probably want to use Craigslist for that.
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Do you have Craigslist in Australia?
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I don't know. No, I never, I never used it
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when I was there for anything. It's good for like free stuff
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and apparently for hooking up. Apparently.
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Oh, OK. I learned that when I was in
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court. No, I was in court when I was in
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the jury. I was in the room on the.
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Jury. Yeah.
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Sure, free stuff and Craigslist. No free stuff, and I think we do
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on Craigslist. You do have Craigslist, Yeah.
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It doesn't surprise me. I know it was not.
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Craigslist.com. I'm assuming that's just means
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it's local. Yeah, it's an organization.
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Yeah, nonprofit. Yeah, well, I can't believe that
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that makes it true. Magicians.
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Magicians. Magicians.
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Yeah, right. No musicians training post
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musicians. Yeah.
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Right. Remember the Trading Post I.
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Love the trading post? You used to get a huge magazine.
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You used to get. On the 1:00.
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Magazine. Newspaper.
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My friend tried to steal a Playboy once by putting it
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inside a copy of the trading post because the trading post
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was $1.50. Took it up to the counter.
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That wasn't why I steal. It it wasn't the price.
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No wonder. But it it, I mean like it in a
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way it was because it was cheaper than the other
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newspapers. He was basically trying to hide
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A Playboy. Right.
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So that was the reason he chose that newspaper.
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Because it's a for $1.50, he could potentially get away with
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a Playboy. Except if it's very fucking
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obvious. Yes, because it's a thin paper.
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Yeah. And then it's this big gap and
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it's like, and it also, he wouldn't hand it to him.
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I'll just try to press thanks. And the guy's like, sure, just
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hand it here and I'll, I'll ring that up.
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And he's like just Katie, just just just ring it up, eh?
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And then yeah. And then yeah, I was like,
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what'd you die for? We can never come here again.
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Yeah, ever. Yeah, no, I do it all the time.
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Do you? Yeah, no, I've not.
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What we used to do was just go to the quicks and just read
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them. Yeah, yes, well, that's
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different because they didn't give a shit.
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But at that point, we were also old enough to buy them.
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I assume that this story takes place in a in a universe where
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your friend couldn't. Buy Yeah, I would have been
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probably 15 or 16. Yeah.
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And the guy who owns the convenience store knows my dad,
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so yeah. Yeah.
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No ideal. Because it's where your dad buys
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Playboys outright without. A place where, yeah, I used to
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try my cigarette. And goes, yeah, just a trading
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post and a Playboy and a pack of cigarettes.
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Thanks. He's tried my cigarettes and he
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goes fuck no. And then the day I turned 18, my
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dad must have told him because I went in and I was like, pack it
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to Peter Jackson. Whatevers.
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And he was like, and I was like, damn it.
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You've never ID me. Yeah, I thought I was going to
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be a smart ass and be like, fuck you, I've got an ID.
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And he was like, yeah, sure. Here you go.
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Damn. It Are you aware of the the
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increase in 3rd party black market cigarettes in Australia
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now, Matt? You know.
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It's 70 or $80 per packet of cigarettes now.
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No. Packet 2570 to $80.00 for a
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regular. Oh, really?
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Yeah, that's incredible. More if you want an import
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brand, you know, but just yeah, 70 to $80 if you just want a
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local brand. Pack of Winnie Blues or
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something? Yeah, so.
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And of course, you know, you're not allowed to advertise.
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They're not even allowed to have the name of the brand on the
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packet, right. So there's all of these things
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trying to stand. In your way.
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Wow, OK. And now evidently, people have
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turned to some kind of black market cigarettes, which I guess
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is what happens when you price people out of the.
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Yeah, it's, I mean, I don't know how.
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Where do you buy these things at?
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Tobacconists. Yeah, or it's probably.
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Like popping up everywhere to the selling illegal cigarettes.
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But remember those kind of Remember those tobacconists that
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just popped up selling like crack pipes, etcetera.
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Yeah, right. And everyone was like, how is
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that even a thing? I mean, we still there's,
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they're everywhere here because sure, because weed's, weed's
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legal here now. So there's like head shops
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everywhere. Like, yeah, right.
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That's all that kind of shit. But also cigarettes are freely
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available here at a reasonable price.
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Not that I smoke, but. No, but do people still smoke?
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Because nobody was smoking here. People have started.
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That's good point again. I don't.
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I can't think the last time I saw somebody smoking so.
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Maybe I don't know how to test. It last time I had a cigarette
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was last month. Was it?
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I had a couple of cigarettes. I had a cigarette.
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Well, I was away and Oh my God, it still tastes good.
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Yeah. It's been at least at least 15
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years I think since I've had one.
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It probably wasn't that long for me, but I'll just do a couple of
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people that smoked on the trip and I went, oh, I was doing the
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passage, but I'll, I'll have one and my God, it was great,
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really. Yeah, I've tried since quitting
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once or twice and not made it through a single stick.
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It made me. Yeah, that's right.
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I can't. I can't remember when the last
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one I had or tried to have was, but.
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I've no, my mind still wants them.
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I'm still romantically attached to them.
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I just no, I can't have them. Yeah, no, I think I see someone
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smoke if I watch Mad Men or some old movie or James Bond.
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More on that later. I'm just like fuck.
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Oh. Interesting.
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I just I would start smoking again tomorrow if they weren't
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$80 a packet that would be 160. Dollars a day, not very good for
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you. I'll just put that out there.
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No, and you'll be also socially as well at this point.
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Looks like there's no way to besides me.
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There's no way to smoke that isn't gonna annoy somebody, and.
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I I quit when it was $17.00 a packet and I thought that was
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expensive. Yeah, I remember when it got to
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$10 a packet and we were like this is a bit much.
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If it goes any higher than this, we would have to consider
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quitting. I remember we'd all quit and
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then we came here on a trip and it was so cheap that we kind of
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just took it up again for the for.
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The trip to come back. And then we and then we went
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back and I think that's probably the last time I had one was
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here. On that trip I.
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Think I remember buying a carton of cigarettes for.
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You'd give $50 and get change and that's for 8 packets.
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I didn't quit. Those.
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Completely until 2017. That's when I gave it up for
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good. Yeah, right.
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Yeah, I don't remember certainly.
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Because I was like, I was like, there's a pandemic coming.
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I'm going to need these lungs, you know, I'm going to need it
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in top form. Yeah, certainly not.
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I never smoked when I was. Fucked.
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Do you remember that? Do you remember like COVID?
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Remember that fucking weird thing that happened for one year
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of? Course.
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I remember, I remember. Yeah.
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I mean, like the pandemic. I mean, not going to work and
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watching Tiger King all day. Sure, but I also remember being
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at home and not, no one quite knew how dangerous it was yet,
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but we knew people had died. And then I remember seeing an
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ambulance pull up to my condo and somebody get stretched it
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into it and it's like, OK, someone in this fucking building
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has it. And then terrible, still can't
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agree on how dangerous it was or wasn't or whatever.
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Like I, I mean, you know, people say, no, it was just the flu and
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that, but like, I know people, I know of people who who died of
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it and I know of somebody who almost died of it, right?
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And like was saved by some fucking revolutionary thing that
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they developed because of it. So it's kind of like, I don't
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know, man. It seemed like it was pretty
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bad. I just want to go back to it
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because I worked through all of that, like went into the office
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every day because I had to. I was a central employee.
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Yeah. And.
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You're essential to this show, that's for sure.
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Yeah. And I just, I loved it.
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It was a great time. Ordered food all the time.
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Living on the edge. Lukey loves it.
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Yep, didn't get covered until I stopped going to work.
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Yeah, remember when I got it? It sucked.
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It did suck. We got and then it gets me
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whatever strain D or whatever it was that filtered down to us,
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which. Was yeah, the not currently bad
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one. Not as bad, but it was still the
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worst sick that I knocked in me the.
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Fuck out, yeah. Yeah, no, I she knocked me.
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Around something yeah crazy so like imagine having COVID
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vaccine and also having to look after a child that has COVID
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that's. How long?
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Yeah, I know. Yeah.
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Hell on earth. Yeah, Lira had it.
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Remember when there was a thing of oh, just let it go, it's only
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going to kill off the old people.
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It'll be fine. They still say that that's what
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we should have done over here. People still say that.
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It's like, I don't know, man. And.
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They're not going to die anyway. But now there's a problem
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argument about. What's that?
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Old people are going to die anyway.
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Is there is are old people a problem in your country that we
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need to. Oh, I mean the wealthy ones will
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be all right. Yeah, fair.
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I see what you're saying. You got the wealthy.
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I don't know what that happened everyone else.
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Yeah. I, I, I yeah, OK, it's probably
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class based and race based. I assume that that argument.
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I would. I would guess so, yeah.
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OK, Yeah. You're gonna need to self
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retire. Found your retiree.
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You're not gonna have social services to protect you by.
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That stage, No, no, no. Yeah, we're getting rid of all
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that stuff. Yeah.
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Now look, I've got my I've got my super in Australia that I can
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have at some point on my insurance.
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My life insurance is through there, which saves me a ton of
11:47
money because life insurance here is fucking expensive and I
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just don't need it because I've got it through my super.
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It's great. Yeah, right.
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Oh, that's great. And.
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You've put your 401 Ki. Have a 401.
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Yeah, but. All that's 401K Oh wow.
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Yeah, we you're fucked if you don't.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, basically.
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And a lot of people don't. That's anyway we don't do this.
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This is, yeah. Let's we talk about something
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nerdy. I saw a movie.
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Did you? So a movie that I know Luke's
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scene. At the cinema.
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I went to the cinema. Did you?
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See in three. DI did not see it in 3D because
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I was going to but I but I don't like 3D and then I I checked it
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was not filmed in 3D. Yeah, it was just.
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Converted. So I was like alpha, yeah.
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I wasn't going. It was the only one that was
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screening at the time. That's why.
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Oh. You did see it in 3D, Luke?
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Yeah, yeah. OK, but.
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Just because I we're talking about need something to do Tron
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Aries controversial Phil. That's how controversial people.
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Started the name Tron because he's not in it.
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OK, just theories then. Tron wasn't in Tron Legacy.
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Yes, he was. Was he?
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Yep. Was he in it?
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Because it's played by Bruce Box and.
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I I just don't remember him being in.
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Sheridan, isn't he? I don't know, you might be
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right, I just don't remember. But yeah, Fairpoint Tron is not
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in this. Like I say, I kind of liked it.
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I know, I know. Well, I'll, I'll say this Matt,
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your bullshit meter for Jared Leto is lower than a lot of
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people's. You don't mind it.
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And he's certainly not the worst thing about this.
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He's just fine, like, right? He's not.
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You know he doesn't. Yeah, that's the weird.
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Thing about Jared Leto, I think I think the worst performance in
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this is the the guy who plays the CEO of Dillinger.
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That guy's and he's a good actor, but in this he's just
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atrocious. It's just a it's very reminded
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me of what's his name in Batman VS Superman, Lex Luthor, What's
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that? Oh, Jesse Eisenberg?
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It's just just too too silly and over the top.
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Don't do that. I don't like him that.
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Ruined Jesse Eisenberg for everything for me.
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I can't what I mean anything now.
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Well, he hasn't been anything now.
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No, he's coming out. And you, now you.
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Seen you. Now you.
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Don't. Yeah, he's got another fucking
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yeah. He's been in a couple of things
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that I would have watched if it wasn't for him.
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And I was right. Tron was in Tron Legacy.
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He was remember when that come face to face with him and
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they're like you Tron here, and he's like, yes, it's me, Tron.
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This is my legacy. Yeah, welcome to it.
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So what you're saying, Matt, is that it's all style and no
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substance? Oh, absolutely it is.
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And in fact, I, I wondered. So first of all, my expectations
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were very low. That helps.
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I guess that does help. They were very low.
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I was literally waiting there going, let's see how bad this
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is. And then I was like, ah, it's
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all right. Yeah.
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And then over time, kind of warmed to it.
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And then you know, there is a spectacle, you know, like the I
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mean, spoilers doesn't matter. You know when they they 3D print
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the fucking recognizer and fly it to New York and you know
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there's it's flying around shooting out fucking drones.
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That's what happens. Do they really 3D print it?
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They yeah. So yeah.
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So I don't see. That shot in the trailer and I
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was like, how is that happening? At the very beginning of the
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movie, right? The plot of this is, it's dumb
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and it makes no fucking sense. But they tell you immediately
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that that's how it is. And it helped because it they
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said OK they can 3D print shit from inside the grid in the real
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world. And it exists 29 minutes.
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But it can only, it can only exist for 29 minutes.
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And everybody's trying to find this permanence code that for
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some reason Flynn invented in the 80s, which makes no fucking
15:41
sense because before this was, how do you have even known they
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were going to try and do this, right?
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But but then they could, they didn't find it because it wasn't
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one line of code. It was 2 lines of code.
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OK, so there's two lines of code that make these things
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permanent. And you built these fucking
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printers and you're printing these and you couldn't figure
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out two lines of fucking code. To make Yeah.
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So honestly. Well go and look at the code and
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see what the 20 see where it says 20?
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No, just do a find and replace for 29 minutes.
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So I I spent 5 seconds trying to rationalize that and then my
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brain was like, I'm mad at it. And then from then on I was just
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like, just just enjoy the pretty pictures and the music.
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Yeah, because I mean, Tron one, Tron the movie, yes, right.
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A man is standing next to a video, you know, arcade machine,
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and then he's inside it. But he's inside, you know, a
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program. But he still looks and talks
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like himself, right? That's what I mean.
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It's ridiculous. It's no less ridiculous than
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that, by the sounds. Yeah, we're just used to it
16:44
because that's established actually, I think.
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It is more ridiculous, actually. And in the 80s, when somebody
16:50
said in the future you might get zapped up to computers, we were
16:53
like, shit, OK, we better be careful in the future because we
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didn't know. I kept thinking, are they going
16:58
to explain that, that somehow the technology to do this was
17:03
invented by Flynn? But no, it's literally just the
17:05
this permanence code. Yeah, that they keep mentioning
17:08
is the thing that Flynn came up with.
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And it's like something he says because he didn't even invent
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the the the zappy into the computer stuff.
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No, he just made video. That was an accident, yeah.
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Like, so I was, Yeah. Anyway, my.
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My brain stopped worrying about it at that point and I just.
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Stopped thinking about stuff like that to enjoy something.
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It broadcast to me this movie doesn't make any sense.
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Don't worry about it like it's a fantasy movie.
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I think any movie that starts up with text on the screen before
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it begins. He's gonna wait.
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It's not text. They just tell.
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It's like it's exposition, but they like tell you because she's
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at because I don't think she's at this fucking Arctic backup of
17:50
his server from the 80s. Like it's just like.
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Well, yeah, but yeah, because she's trying to track down her
17:56
dead sister who had been trying to track down it's.
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So silly that it's just like, why are people mad at this?
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It doesn't make any sense to be mad at this.
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It's so stupid. Does it look as good as Tron
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Legacy? Because Tron Legacy looked
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fucking amazing. It's it's different because it's
18:12
mostly not inside the computer in it's kind of almost the
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opposite. But the stuff that's in there
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looks good. There's that bit where they
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chase her and Aries on the jet ski thing and that level is all
18:24
cool but. It's a bit more about just Aries
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just going, hey, I'm expendable, I don't want to be expendable.
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I know. And they have to tell you they
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don't trust the audience, right? Because there's that bit where
18:37
he's trying to catch the, the main character for the for the
18:41
bad guy and that, and then she realizes that he's going to
18:46
disappear because it's been 29 minutes.
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And then she's like, oh, like you're a program and you're out
18:51
in the real world and you're only going to survive for 29
18:53
minutes. And then and then she's like,
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oh, and like anybody can tell she's feeling bad for him.
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But they have to show you his point of view.
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And it comes up empathetic response.
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Yeah, like on the. And it's like they just don't
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trust the audience to figure out that he's realizing, wait, she
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doesn't hate me? Kind of like, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Nothing that really bothered.
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Memories when he comes back a second time.
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Or is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Until we think. He sort of doesn't survive in
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the real world, disappears, but then goes back to the computer
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world but remembers everything that's.
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Happening. He's on the network.
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He gets like zapped back into the grid, but yeah.
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OK, I guess you have to. But it's like I said, it's
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fantasy. They've they've literally just
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not worried about it. Yeah, not too much, you know
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what I mean? And the other thing that
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bothered me, this is a big thing that I was like, hang on a
19:42
minute, you know? OK, so she gets the, she finds
19:45
the permanence code. She comes back to New York.
19:48
She's on her bike on the way back to the office, right With
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it on a USB stick. And as far as I recall, she's
19:54
not aware that the Dillinger, the bad guy knows that she has
19:57
it. She just sees suddenly the the
20:00
Aries and Athena, because she's never seen before.
20:03
There's two people on light cycles chasing her, which
20:07
obviously would be distressing, but she doesn't know what's
20:09
going on, right, as far as I can recall.
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Then a bunch of stuff happens. She ends up in the parking
20:16
garage. Revs up the bike, throws the
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bike at Athena, one of them, and knocks her off 10 stories off
20:23
the fucking parking garage right down to below and looks over and
20:26
thinks she's dead. And then I was like, how does
20:29
she know that they're programs? Like how does she know that
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that's what's happening? I'm like, oh, she must must have
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happened before. But no, because when Aries
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catches up to her she goes oh, you're a program.
20:40
So she thought she was murdering a human like 5 minutes ago.
20:44
And I was like, that's fucking weird.
20:48
Well it the light cycles were destroying a lot of other cars
20:53
as I was chasing. True, but she still didn't know
20:57
they were programs. She said it, She said when she
21:01
he walks up and she realizes, oh, you're a program, they've
21:06
brought you out of the computer somehow.
21:08
So she thought that was a person she was killing.
21:10
Yes. I was like, that's weird.
21:14
Anyway I got to say it. Stupid movie.
21:16
I really want to say it, but I'm not going to go to the cinema.
21:18
I could not possibly make that happen.
21:20
But as soon as it comes in streaming.
21:23
Soundtrack's fucking awesome. It's just great.
21:25
Yeah, I'm good and it suits the movie, does it?
21:28
Like it doesn't seem out of place.
21:30
It's just good music for that movie.
21:32
It's great, it's great. There's a bit, the big thing at
21:34
the end where it's a bit where they like the, the flying,
21:39
flying space paranoids or whatever they are that the
21:41
flying Tron guys, the ships and they use the, the light beams to
21:46
like cut the wings of the ship, the planes and stuff like that.
21:49
It's fucking cool. It's with the yeah, the it's
21:53
great. Nice.
21:55
Just turn your brain off and enjoy.
21:59
Yeah, yeah, of. Course, what do you expect?
22:04
Although it does have a precedent because that's what
22:07
happens at the end of Tron Legacy as well.
22:10
Oh, OK, OK. And people were saying it's not
22:17
connected to Legacy, but it is. I guess they didn't watch till
22:19
the end. OK, yeah, I don't know.
22:26
And presumably they would. They were planning on doing
22:28
another one that would have characters from Legacy in.
22:30
But now they won't do it because.
22:31
Well, yeah, I mean, they can't do it with Jared Leto, that's
22:35
for sure. This may become a cult classic.
22:38
You never know. And could because I mean, who
22:41
fucking knew there was going to be a Tron 230 years after Tron?
22:46
I don't remember Tron legacy being as positively considered
22:52
as it is now. I think people thought it was
22:55
shit at the time. I fucking it's.
22:56
Definitely the better movie though.
22:59
Than than this, I have to rewatch it.
23:01
I I mean, I think they're pretty similar.
23:03
I don't know why I they, yeah, they just.
23:07
Said to me, I. Just didn't try this was.
23:09
Olivia Wilde, spandex and neon. And I was like, yeah, fine.
23:13
That's all I've always been asking for.
23:17
Yeah, this doesn't have that well.
23:18
Maybe that's the only reason why I think it was better is just
23:21
because of Olivia Wilde. It's very possible this doesn't
23:25
have Michael Sheen in it either. Which is Oh yes.
23:27
Michael Sheen It does have neon instead of was it Daft Punk?
23:31
Yes, that was also a very good soundtrack.
23:34
Yes, that was very fucking good and matched perfectly with the
23:37
aesthetics of the of the film. It was.
23:40
That oh, you say this. There's a lot of, I mean, this
23:42
is not Jared Letto's fault, but the Aries has a lot of stupid
23:46
reaction lines in it too. Like when he gets the old light
23:48
cycle and he goes classic and I was like, don't do that.
23:53
He's stupid. Just do himself, he says.
23:55
That because. Because here's the thing Jared
23:57
Letto has proved long, long ago. But he's a perfectly good actor,
24:01
You know? He's fine, Yeah.
24:02
His acting is not the problem. I don't know what the problem
24:06
is. Maybe Which?
24:06
Is now he's an asshole. When the camera stops rolling,
24:08
that's the. Problem.
24:09
Stay on script, stop adding your own stuff.
24:13
You think, you think he added those bits?
24:15
Yeah, and they were like, Jared, we're gonna have to cut around
24:18
all of this. Stop saying words.
24:20
Just stop just randomly saying words.
24:22
Well, I saw someone said that he basically paid for this movie
24:25
and I was like, well that explains why he's in it.
24:29
Wonder if he's seen it though. Is that a thing?
24:33
Does he not see his movies? I've heard him.
24:36
Some actors don't. Yeah, yeah, I've heard that he
24:39
didn't go and see Suicide Squad and things like that, that.
24:43
Go on. Yeah, don't blame him.
24:45
Didn't I saw it? Yeah, OK.
24:49
I remember when Ricky Gervais called out Johnny Depp because
24:52
he made a joke. Oh, yeah, it was Oscars or
24:53
Golden Globes made a joke about the tourists and everyone was
24:56
like 00. And he's like, well, let me see
24:58
anyone here watch it? Johnny Depp, did you watch it?
25:01
And Johnny's like, no, yeah, I did watch it, and I didn't think
25:06
it was that bad, actually. Really.
25:09
Tourists. Yeah.
25:10
The tourists. I've heard of it.
25:11
Perfectly fine comedy, action movie?
25:13
Yeah, whatever. A movie that I know you like.
25:20
Luke Airplane AKA Flying High. Right.
25:25
Classic, classic movie. I found out a fact about this
25:29
week and it led me to do a little digging and I
25:32
subsequently found facts about Police Squad, which we talked
25:35
about last week, which is the same writers and directors as
25:39
Flying High. The two guys, was it Zucker,
25:45
David Zucker and Abrams. Zucker and Abrams, right, were
25:51
at home watching an old movie called Zero Hour, right?
26:02
It's called 0 Hour about an airport with stuff going on on a
26:07
plane, and because they're just funny guys, they were just
26:10
making fun of the movie as they went on it.
26:12
Right. Just.
26:12
We're out the same way we would have done if we had watched a
26:16
movie together. You know, like added funny lines
26:18
to the existing movie. Except that because these guys
26:21
are Hollywood screenwriters and we're not, at some point one of
26:24
them said this should be a thing.
26:26
And Airplane is 0 hour word for word, almost shot for shot in
26:33
many ways with jokes at it, right?
26:37
And they got into a little bit of trouble at the time, even
26:40
though they were perfectly upfront about it.
26:42
But they did. They didn't seek rights or
26:45
anything. I believe they just, but they
26:47
credited, they were like, yeah, this is zero with jokes in it.
26:51
The same thing happened with Police squad.
26:53
Police Squad plots are exact storylines from old episodes of
26:59
a show called M Squad, which was a cop show from the 60s.
27:03
And the same thing. They would just watch these,
27:05
write down the plots, and then just add jokes, Print.
27:10
There you go, There's your show. Isn't that incredible?
27:13
Yeah, I think just find this most serious thing we can and
27:17
just add jokes too. Interesting thing I know about
27:19
Flying High Airport is the guy who made Caddyshack was very
27:23
upset about it because he thought that film was funnier
27:26
than Caddyshack. It was.
27:30
I'll stand by that. Yeah, 100%.
27:33
They're both funny, but. Yeah, they're funny for a
27:36
different reason, even though they, I don't know, you could
27:38
probably class them in the same category, but.
27:41
I don't know. That I never found.
27:43
Caddyshacks find them the same. They're different movies to me.
27:45
Like I know they are different, but they're different.
27:48
Yeah, styles. Yeah, agreed, Agreed.
27:52
Just. Remember that I watched the
27:53
movie last. Time.
27:54
I still love the movie. Maybe I've got to watch
27:56
Caddyshack again, it's been a while.
27:58
Oh it's been fucking ages since I watched Caddyshack.
28:00
God. I'm sure there's some kind of
28:02
comedy rape in it that makes it like hard to watch these days.
28:06
From the era, all of those 80s, I.
28:07
Don't think there was rape but there was a part where she got
28:11
pregnant OK? How did she get pregnant?
28:14
To a Gopher. To to to a Gopher.
28:19
No, it's one of the caddies. But then she was very happy when
28:22
she wasn't pregnant, but while, while while she was pregnant.
28:27
And he knew he was off screen. Some rich bird.
28:31
Oh. OK, yeah, OK.
28:33
Bad behaviour was just a thing in the 80s, wasn't?
28:35
It oh, it's funny. It's hilarious.
28:36
Especially, especially if you were Chevy Chase.
28:39
Yeah, yeah, he was an absolute Dick.
28:42
Yeah. Or in I.
28:43
Don't think I've you know if you.
28:44
Were I think if you were a single person for example.
28:47
Yeah, Chris worked with him. That has gone.
28:49
Everybody hates him, everybody hates him.
28:54
And you can actually sort of see it in the movies you watch now.
28:56
You can sort of, you can sort of see how, yeah, you can see how
28:59
you're being a bit of a Dick. And you'll probably continuing
29:01
that off camera. Him and Bill Murray got into a
29:05
legitimate fistfight before the cameras rolled, like, on
29:09
Saturday night. And live once.
29:10
Like, really? Like, I don't know if the show
29:13
was late or they had to cut to something else, but they were
29:14
like, no, that Bill and Sheffey are literally punishing each
29:17
other. Yeah, they hate each other.
29:23
Sounds like a no. Yeah.
29:25
But even like in new stuff he was in like community and stuff.
29:28
Yes everyone hated him on that human dumb.
29:32
Oh, who was it? My mate Joel McHale.
29:34
Joel McHale. Joel McHale?
29:37
Yeah, he got into fist fights with him or not.
29:39
Yeah, quite fist fights with actual fights.
29:42
If you're going through your career and people are always
29:44
trying to bash you, maybe you're a cunt, you know?
29:47
No, but some people would be like, yeah, it just goes to show
29:50
I'm right. Yeah, yeah.
29:55
I'd fight him. All right, let's make it happen.
29:59
Is he? Yeah, I'd stick around for that.
30:00
Is he still sure? Yeah, it's a lot so.
30:03
I don't know if he's working, I don't know if anyone had worked
30:05
with him at this point, which is a shame because I'm hanging out
30:09
for four amigos, you know? 3 Amigos 2. 4 amigos.
30:15
Well I mean half of last like sorry 2/3 of the the team are
30:18
still doing stuff. Still hanging out together,
30:21
yeah. I reckon he would be able to get
30:24
work so if he wanted because he he's still got a big name.
30:28
That's a good point though, Matt.
30:31
The fact that two out of the three amigos have a show that's
30:34
full of celebrity guest stars and he's not one of the last
30:38
cherry. Chase to be on the show.
30:39
Yes, I've been watching actually like a couple episodes into the
30:43
most recent seasons. Oh yeah.
30:44
Is it all out? I missed it a bit.
30:46
Yeah, it must be by now. Yeah, I want to wait.
30:49
It's very good still it's and they, I mean they acknowledge
30:52
the fact that it's fucking ridiculous at this point.
30:55
Like this is the. Fear and not the.
30:56
Murder in the in the building, but like, whatever.
31:00
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, at one point they, you see
31:03
conversation where somebody's like, it's, you know, the
31:06
doorman and he's like less than the doorman and his wife's like,
31:09
it's just one murder. It's like a time lapse.
31:11
She has just one, one murder over 30 years.
31:14
You know, it's not your fault. Less there.
31:15
And then it cuts it and she's like 4 murders.
31:19
Maybe you need some help? I need to go back to watching
31:25
that it's. A good show?
31:27
Yeah, it is a good show. I watched I forgot actually,
31:32
that just to put it in here last night I watched a movie because
31:37
it's Halloween coming up. So I thought, why not revisit a
31:41
90s classic by. Watching You watched the new
31:44
original? No, no, yeah.
31:46
Yeah, OK. I watched I Know What You Did
31:48
Last summer, the new one. Has anybody else seen this?
31:51
No, I have seen that it was Oh. You've seen it.
31:54
Yep, and. Luke sees everything now.
31:57
Yeah. What do you think?
32:00
I thought it was very obvious who who the killer was at the
32:06
from the very start. I agree, yes.
32:09
Well, yes. Oh yes.
32:11
And then there's like kind of A twist.
32:12
And I was like, don't let that be the twist.
32:15
And it was because and then so I don't want to, I don't want to
32:20
spoil it. Should we just does it matter?
32:21
Oh. I don't.
32:22
When did this come out? Months ago.
32:25
Don't even keep me up, yeah. Yeah, months ago, it's on
32:28
streaming now all. Right, so slight.
32:31
OK, so big spoilers I guess for who gives a shit?
32:34
So stupid. So guess who's the the other
32:38
killer then? You'll never guess.
32:39
Oh. God fucking it's.
32:41
Freddie Prince. Junior.
32:42
Yeah, of course. Yeah, right.
32:43
OK. And I was, and then because
32:46
Jennifer Love Hewitt's in this show, Michelle Gell is in it in
32:48
like a dream sequence because her character's obviously dead,
32:50
but the Freddie Prince Junior's revealed to be kind of the the
32:56
the accomplice, I guess. Because I was like, there's no
32:59
way that girl did all that. Stuff makes sense why he did it
33:04
because. At first my brain was like, how
33:07
dare they Sully the the this character?
33:10
And then I was like, it's fucking I know what you'd last
33:12
summer, this trashy movie from the 90s.
33:13
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah.
33:15
I was like. We love it.
33:16
Don't even go there. Any right to be loved.
33:18
Yeah, I was. Like don't even go there, that's
33:21
a shit. Yeah, they they, they
33:23
accidentally kill someone, they go to hide it and then free
33:26
Preacher is upset that his sort of protege is involved in this.
33:31
He. Promised her daddy look after
33:32
her. Yeah.
33:34
And then he says, I know how to get back at your friends.
33:37
Yeah. Because this happened to me once
33:39
in the 90s. Yeah.
33:41
So we're going to do it to them. Yeah.
33:45
And the hero of the 1st 2 fucking movies is that.
33:49
And I was like, yeah, again. And my brain was like, just
33:51
don't. But The thing is, it set itself
33:53
up for more movies. Here's.
33:55
What I don't get, though, here's what I don't get.
33:58
This is called I Know What You Did Last Summer, but it's a
34:01
sequel to the movie I I Know What You Did Last Summer.
34:04
And yes, like what? What is that trend?
34:06
What is this trend of not renaming?
34:08
It's like, well, technically it's a sequel to I Still Know
34:10
What You Did Last Summer, Yes. So yeah, so call it.
34:13
I like even now my. Very continuous, no way of the
34:18
thing that you did. Yeah. 30 years ago.
34:22
But there's a couple of that have done this now.
34:26
Scream. Scream.
34:28
Oh yeah, they just. Yeah.
34:29
Yeah. How are you supposed to know
34:31
which ones? How do we go to from Scream 6 to
34:34
just scream? Yeah.
34:36
Because what's the next one? Going to be scream to stop.
34:39
Well, I think because they realized, and this is probably
34:41
true, that if you take the number off, people think it's a
34:43
reboot and though and you'll get you'll just it's like the net
34:47
just catches people that wouldn't have caught otherwise
34:49
and they don't give a shit. So.
34:51
OK, Fair enough. Fair enough.
34:52
I'm sure that's probably all it is.
34:54
I don't know if the film makers are like, you know what'll be a
34:57
brilliant idea? I think it's marketing probably.
35:01
Yeah, I'm sure you're. Right.
35:02
Well, while this movie has set itself up for a sequel, I don't
35:06
know who'll be seeing what. I would be very surprised after.
35:10
I mean, this was very bad. It was very bad.
35:13
It was very like, it was fun. I don't regret watching it, but
35:18
it was fucking stupid. How big a role has Jennifer Love
35:22
Hewitt got in it? Pretty big, pretty big.
35:25
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both of them.
35:28
I like main characters. And then, yeah, Sarah Michelle
35:31
Gellar pops up, you know? But it's mostly about kids,
35:34
right? Like kids the same age as the
35:36
kids, yeah. Oh yeah, Yeah, they Yeah,
35:37
exactly. In fact, there's a literally a
35:38
scene where where fried Prince Judy.
35:42
Like earlier. On they go to him for help and
35:44
he walks out and they go oh, something we did something last
35:46
summer and it's like all these kids staying there it just looks
35:49
like and he you can see he goes oh fuck, like, yeah, yeah, well,
35:54
actually he doesn't because he already knows but.
35:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you, you weren't meant to
36:00
know that, man. Exactly.
36:04
But it was very obvious. Yeah, yeah.
36:06
Sometimes characters are talking to other characters, and
36:08
sometimes they're talking to the audience.
36:11
Right. Yeah, especially that's bad.
36:16
No, go on. There's a there's a bit where
36:19
the the there's a bit on the boat where he's like supposed to
36:23
the it's set up like he's helping them and he's like
36:26
shooting the the killer, but it's like he's a baby.
36:29
So strangely that I was like, Nah, something's going on.
36:35
It's very I. Felt that way about Knives Out.
36:40
Oh yeah. I thought the first one, yeah,
36:43
the first one, I thought, I know who this is and they're being
36:49
very clear about it. So I'm assuming there's going to
36:52
be a twist and they're going to invert my expectations, Ryan
36:55
Johnson style. And the twist was, no, we're
37:00
just going to treat the person that we set it up being the
37:03
killer is the killer surprise. And I was like, oh, what A
37:09
twist. Wow.
37:11
I know I've seen that. I don't remember trying.
37:14
Can you really watch this? There's a new one coming out.
37:17
Yeah, I thought the second one, the second one was better than
37:20
the first one. So if this one's better than
37:21
that one, you're fine. I'll watch it.
37:24
Yeah, better than. Making DEM because you're not
37:26
making another Star Wars. I'm not sure anybody's making
37:30
another Star Wars at this point. Oh man, I don't think so.
37:33
I still don't think I'm not. Getting that 4 billion worth,
37:35
are they Jesus? We're getting a Mandalorian
37:38
Grogu movie which. I don't think I forgot about
37:40
that. Worst idea ever.
37:43
I I literally forgot about it until you said that and the
37:45
trailer was like last. Week Surely that's just going to
37:47
be on Disney Plus, though there's no there's no way that's
37:50
going to have a. Similar at this point, yeah.
37:53
Yeah, because all the discussions.
37:54
Might be the first it. Just looks Star Wars episode of
37:57
the show. Yeah, you know, this might
38:00
actually be the first Star Wars. Movie.
38:03
Maybe we're just old. Maybe people will eat this shit
38:06
up. Yeah, maybe.
38:07
Maybe, but I think they could have just made another another
38:10
series instead of a movie. Just I should have.
38:16
I should have stopped after the first series.
38:17
But being in charge, I can save Star Wars.
38:20
I'm just going to retcon some stuff.
38:23
Yeah. Caravan of Courage too.
38:27
There's already a. Caravanner of Courage.
38:29
Yeah, more. More.
38:31
Longer caravan, more courage, bigger battle.
38:36
To scalar and to. Courage.
38:40
A good day in a caravan to courage.
38:48
Courage free or caravan hard? Have either of you shown your
38:54
daughter's Caravan of Courage yet?
38:56
No, no, but I did show her all the Ewok scenes from Jedi.
39:01
Oh, do what we watched the other day.
39:04
I didn't want to show her the bits where fucking Luke's just
39:06
fucking bashing his dad with that fucking thing.
39:09
Yeah, Oh yeah. And the other one's going yes,
39:11
yes, yes. Because I didn't want to show
39:13
her the whole movie, but I just showed that.
39:15
Thankfully somebody's just made a mash up of just all the Ewok
39:18
stuff on. YouTube I told you this was a
39:20
while ago where I showed her she wanted to he has to be a light
39:23
Saber or I think I had a T-shirt on or something like that.
39:25
And I I put on the Empire Strikes Back fight in the in the
39:29
carbon freezing chamber just for a bit.
39:31
And I said anyway I would turn off and she said no no I want to
39:33
watch until he beats the bad guy.
39:35
And I was like, oh fuck. Sorry I.
39:39
Was like Oh no we'll watch it another time 2.
39:41
Movies later. We watched the other day.
39:43
She's got, you know what Tony boxes, Tony box.
39:47
It's like a little. Thing.
39:50
Yes, correct. And it's got the put the figures
39:52
on top and they have stories like in little memory cards in
39:55
them, I guess, and it plays stuff.
39:56
So she swaps them out. Whatever.
39:57
She's got a Halloween one and one of the songs is Ghostbusters
40:01
on there and then so that was on and she was like, what's a
40:04
Ghostbuster? And I said I'll show you.
40:06
So I showed her just the clip of them catching Slimer and that
40:10
she fucking loved it. Oh, cool, yeah.
40:13
Man, that's getting revival. There's a new Real Ghostbusters
40:16
cartoon coming, is there? And they're redoing the toy line
40:21
and everything. Yeah, right.
40:23
Man, I'm glad that people outrage are in charge of shit
40:25
now. You know they've been holding on
40:28
to this for fucking years. Yeah.
40:31
We're getting it all, I've actually.
40:32
Seen the new style? Not new styles.
40:34
The new Ghostbusters yet. Frozen something?
40:37
Oh, no, I didn't see either of them because actually the first
40:39
one was already in it. Yeah, right.
40:42
You. Haven't watched either of the
40:43
new ones, I should watch them I guess.
40:45
You know what I put on the other day or the other night and then
40:49
immediately turned off and I'm going to give it another try.
40:53
I put on the Toxic Avenger, the new 10, the new one because I
40:59
was like, what's what's this going to be like?
41:01
And I, I popped it on and then it wasn't anything specific, but
41:05
just the, the first, like one minute I was like, I've got to
41:08
be really in the mood for this. Yeah, yeah, sure.
41:11
You know, like probably drunk and.
41:14
Is it? Is it tonally like the original?
41:19
Because the Troma films are very specific in tone.
41:22
It like so far it is. I mean and OK, granted I've only
41:26
seen one minute, but I was. Expecting surprising that it got
41:29
any polished wide release at all.
41:31
To be honest, I'm I'm not, so I'm not.
41:32
Surprised that it got you in it. Yeah, that's what I mean.
41:35
It's it's like get a little confusing how this happened.
41:38
I'm going to go. Back.
41:39
Not that there's anything wrong with the tremor stuff, but it's
41:41
just a very specific thing that is.
41:43
But I also realized that I'm not 20 anymore too, you know, so.
41:47
Like, I don't think you're going to see as much blood and gore.
41:49
Well. I'll report back.
41:51
Let's let me see, yeah? Because we did a three actually
41:55
cool release of that. I mean, yeah, I mean, it's not
42:01
technically out yet, so they could still do anything.
42:03
Anything could happen, right? I thought it would come out in
42:05
movies. I don't think so.
42:08
I thought it came out in America.
42:10
I didn't think. No, I think it's, you know,
42:12
Toxic Avenger, release August 29th.
42:20
OK, Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
42:23
Oh, but only it's just like a couple of months ago, OK.
42:29
There you go. You guys want to talk about, did
42:33
you guys see this Twitchcon stuff?
42:37
I don't know the story I saw that it happened but.
42:39
Why don't you fill us in? It's pretty messed.
42:42
Up. Yeah, pretty.
42:43
Crazy. So there's a.
42:45
Very well known streamer Emiru who there's a video, you can
42:51
watch a video of it happening because someone just happened to
42:53
be filming, which is kind of lucky for her because it kind of
42:57
proved the issue, Yeah. So basically what happened is
43:01
Twitchcon was on, she appeared there as one of the guests and
43:05
as part of the deal they had to do a meet and greet that like
43:08
she was required to do it. Oh, because that's how they're
43:12
really going to sell their. Tickets, yeah.
43:15
So basically this now. They've they've got a bunch of
43:17
security guards. That's that's.
43:21
Not a security guard, that's her.
43:23
Personal. She had to hire her own.
43:26
Yeah. So that's part of the problem
43:27
here. Really, Guy?
43:29
She's hired to look. After her Class A bit too far
43:32
away banned from Twitchcon. Yeah.
43:35
Because it happened Because he. Held another stalker until the
43:38
police got there. And so they've banned.
43:40
They've said he's can't come here because of his, because of
43:43
the fact that he has a fucking stalker.
43:45
Stalker, Yeah. It's it's all very weird.
43:47
Enough said. So anyway, yeah, so they've got
43:49
him like in these little cordoned off areas doing these
43:52
meet and greets. And then some guy just wanders
43:55
in like through, through and across other meet and greets,
43:58
right. Security doesn't stop.
43:59
This person walks up to her, just grabs her by the face and
44:03
tries to kiss her. And so she screams.
44:06
And then as you said, her security, this guy that manages
44:10
to get in there and he's fucking remove this guy from her.
44:13
And then he's just, he's just able to walk off, walk off and
44:17
like no one does anything and. Then she.
44:18
Said work for the venue. No, no, but.
44:22
He just twitched on security didn't do anything.
44:24
And then they they, so they took her, her manager and her
44:27
security took her out the back and like to, to, to you were
44:30
right. She's like, oh, not really.
44:31
They took a minute to calm down or whatever.
44:33
And then she said she thought when they went back out there,
44:35
it's probably going to be a big fuss has happened because of
44:37
this. They come back out.
44:39
Nothing's everyone's just still standing there.
44:42
And then the guy she was she was with a fan doing a photo thing
44:46
when it happened. He's just still standing there
44:49
because no one's just, no one's done anything.
44:51
And he's looking at it like, I mean, from his point of view, he
44:53
probably. Fucking doesn't know what's
44:54
happening. No.
44:55
Well, she said she came back over and he said.
44:57
He goes, oh, I'm so sorry that happened.
44:59
Are you all right? Yeah.
45:00
And then. And she was like, yeah, where's
45:01
fucking security? Yeah.
45:03
And then, yeah, no one did anything.
45:06
And then when they told the security guards, apparently they
45:08
thought it was funny. Jesus.
45:11
And it's like. What the fuck when she was?
45:13
Talking to them after to twitch. People to get oh we've banned
45:17
him off Twitch for 30 days. Oh good, that'll teach him.
45:21
So they did. Find him they.
45:23
Yeah, they found him, knew who he was.
45:26
And Twitch just sort of went, you're, you're the best.
45:28
You can't. I mean, it didn't look like he's
45:30
not trying to hide himself. He's just walks up to us.
45:32
That's right, Yeah. And then he just walks.
45:34
He's got a name tag on. Like he's where they.
45:36
Land you Yeah, I know. So wild.
45:40
And then. Yeah, so she did a live stream
45:45
like yesterday, I think it. Was just saying.
45:48
You know, obviously she's very concerned about how this was
45:51
able to happen. She's like she said, she's fine.
45:55
Like unfortunately this kind of stuff happens to her.
45:58
And yeah, I'm very disappointed in Twitch crime, to be honest.
46:01
It's sort of the second time it's happened to her there.
46:04
I love this. I love.
46:06
This comment she's like I plan to press charges as a bare
46:09
minimum. Sorry, what else?
46:12
Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much the
46:15
extent of what you could do. Darling, I'll say.
46:17
But The thing is, too, she's. Like, I don't know.
46:19
How old was she? Oh, she's 27.
46:21
And if you watch her videos, I mean, she is not a lawyer or
46:24
anything. She's just some some girl who's
46:26
locked into. She's just happens to be
46:28
attractive and she does Twitch stuff.
46:30
So we're like, yeah, it's just very, she just got very lucky.
46:34
Yeah, she just, she doesn't know what she's talking about in that
46:37
regard. She's just going to do what I
46:38
can. I'm not really having a go.
46:40
At her, I'm just no, no, no. She probably means she's going
46:43
to sue. Somebody.
46:44
But it just sounds like she was like she's just saying I'll
46:46
press John's good and I'll also punch him.
46:47
In the face. Yes, but I don't.
46:50
Know what it means for. Twitchcon because it's not the
46:53
first time they've had issues other no upstream she's I mean
46:57
and she's telling people don't go.
46:59
I've got to say, people are going to know about this saying
47:01
like they've. Had concerns.
47:03
With bad security Before in the past, before in the past or was
47:07
that something? Else I don't remember that, but
47:11
I mean. Not that's mean it didn't
47:12
happen, but. But like, she was one of the
47:17
biggest extremists there. Yeah.
47:20
Think about what would be happening to some of the smaller
47:22
ones who would not be able to hide their own security.
47:26
Yeah, well, that's what. I think she said that she's
47:29
like, this could have happened to anyone and maybe this has
47:31
happened to somebody and just nobody knows about it because
47:33
security didn't do anything when it when it happened to me.
47:36
She's like, I'm well known. She's one of the biggest stars
47:39
there and the security didn't do anything.
47:43
So imagine if. You were just some little.
47:45
Stranger is it? Is it bit like what we've got
47:48
like a pax? Australia, we don't so much have
47:50
security as we have enforcers. We should just, yeah, people who
47:53
volunteer, I mean, that could be it.
47:57
I mean the venue for PAX. The venue itself has some
48:00
security. Good.
48:01
I did have some security but that was just.
48:03
People going in and out, Yeah, yeah.
48:06
Oh yeah. Like TSA they banned him from.
48:09
Twitch. For 30 days and he was like, no.
48:13
And so they're like, OK, we'll ban him from.
48:15
Twitch for life. And just like, yeah, we'll ban
48:17
him from the stuff from the events as well.
48:19
Yeah, like you fucking idiot. Like.
48:25
Like how that's the price of 30 days be?
48:27
Forcefully kissing somebody? Yeah.
48:31
Going for a grope. Going for a kiss without
48:33
consent? Get a bit of a push then.
48:36
Strange. Walk away.
48:38
And get banned for 30 days so you have to go on just to.
48:43
Correct myself from before I found the stabbing, I was
48:46
talking about it but it wasn't at switch con.
48:48
It was just somebody was stabbed to death while live streaming on
48:51
twitch. Oh God.
48:56
Good times that happens. More on Kick These.
48:59
Days What is kick? The San Diego Police Department
49:03
confirmed. On Friday.
49:04
Afternoon, a man was reported grabbing a woman's shoulders and
49:07
attempting to kiss her during a meet and greet at Twitch Con.
49:10
That's all the San Diego police have confirmed at this point.
49:12
It's like, yeah, we know that. We've got.
49:13
There's a video of it. Yeah.
49:15
Like, I've watched it happen. Yeah, yeah.
49:17
Yeah, but yeah, he's not going to go to jail.
49:20
He. He'll at most get a slap on the
49:22
wrist. No, I mean, I'm not.
49:24
I don't know if he should. Go to jail.
49:25
But like, come on. Like that's illegal.
49:27
That's like, that's assault. That's sexual assault.
49:28
You can't grab women and fucking kiss.
49:31
Them. No.
49:32
No, you're not James Bond. You're not Sean Connery and it's
49:35
not a not a medical spa. Yeah, yeah.
49:39
But I just. Can't control myself.
49:41
It's. Just this thing where these.
49:43
People just feel that they have these relationships with these
49:46
streamers. Yeah, yeah.
49:49
But then. Does he?
49:50
Because I mean. His behaviour in the video is
49:52
quite strange because he does it and then he just walks off like
49:55
like, well, he did get a bit of a big push from security.
49:58
Well, true, yeah, I guess, but. He's.
50:01
Not he doesn't like run away or anything.
50:03
Yeah, right. He's not trying to fight.
50:05
The guy he's not trying to like, it seems pretty casual in a
50:07
really bizarre and and horrifying way.
50:10
It's very odd. Yeah, Yeah, like you could.
50:16
I'm not saying I'd understand why he did it, but like saying
50:19
she wanted it, no. I'm saying if.
50:22
He creeped in like hidden a bit. Oh yeah, ran up, tried to do it,
50:27
then ran off. You could at least say, OK, well
50:29
you knew it was wrong and he was trying to get away with it,
50:31
right? Like he walked up with.
50:33
Confidence. Yeah, that's her thing too,
50:35
because she said people. Were like, oh, why did you?
50:38
Why didn't you just like run away or whatever?
50:40
And she said because I didn't know who he was.
50:42
He walked past security. He came up, he had a he did have
50:45
it landed on. She was talking to someone at
50:47
the time, yeah. And she said she thought, oh, is
50:49
this twitch? Stuff going to tell me something
50:51
and when even when he lent in grabbed her and lent in, she
50:54
said she thought, oh, he's going to whisper something to me like
50:57
maybe there's some kind of issue.
50:59
And then and then it wasn't literally until he was like
51:01
right there she was like, oh, this fuck is trying to kiss me.
51:03
And then and then panicked. Jesus.
51:07
Yeah, because she was like he must.
51:08
Belong here or. How did he even get here?
51:10
Kind of thing, No. Yeah.
51:11
Because no one stopped him. No one questioned.
51:14
Him walk past two barriers, everyone.
51:17
Yep. Yeah, this is very strange.
51:20
Not. Good.
51:20
This is not good anyway. Speaking don't do that.
51:26
People don't do that, no. Speaking of bullies, I've been
51:29
playing. Something this week?
51:31
Been playing an Xbox 360 game because that's where the sweet
51:35
spot is gentlemen, it's the Xbox 36.
51:37
That's where we peaked right? This is the.
51:40
This is the. It's. 3:00 AM.
51:42
We're very drunk and Luke just wants to play a game at our
51:46
house. It's Bully, yeah.
51:50
And I got. You past that level.
51:54
I had forgotten that achievement.
51:56
For playing that stupid. Arcade game.
51:58
That's fucking arcade game. I'd forgotten how.
52:00
Tedious the mini games in this and not just the arcade game
52:05
mini games, but even just the classes you go to some of them
52:08
are easy music class hitting the drum in time.
52:10
Fine, I can do that. But like, it's the timer that
52:13
gets you like having to fucking remove every organ from that
52:16
frog. And it's like, this is not good
52:19
controls, guys. I cannot do this in under a
52:22
minute. But I like the game and.
52:25
Actually, I'm playing on my absolute and it the seven inch
52:31
screen is a perfect size for an Xbox 360 game.
52:35
You know what I mean? Because it looks good takes.
52:37
Away. Yeah, I mean, it's still.
52:40
Low Poly, but from what you're used to.
52:43
But you know, I think if I was playing this up on my TV, I'd be
52:47
like, oh, but here it's fine. I have.
52:51
An unboxing. I'll be back.
52:53
Oh, OK. Yeah, I'll just mention.
52:55
Briefly on that note. I was.
52:57
I've been playing the Silent Hill Two remake.
53:00
Did I mention this on the show? Anyway, I can hear you.
53:03
Yeah, I. Do want to play?
53:04
In fact, you've. Got a mic, Luke?
53:05
You could just still just be on the show.
53:07
Yeah, you're just still talking. So.
53:10
I've been playing the remake. And I was playing.
53:12
It and I was like, is how different is this to the old
53:16
one? Because, you know, your brain
53:17
does a lot of works. So I looked up a YouTube video
53:20
with a side by side and I was like, Oh my God, yeah.
53:23
It's like like the PS2 games look pretty good, but yeah,
53:27
yeah, it's just yeah. Oh yeah.
53:30
You forget though. You.
53:30
Forget how, but like I said, yeah, I was like, oh, this is
53:33
just how I remember. It.
53:34
No, no, no. Yeah, it's not.
53:36
I went back to. Play the first hitman at one
53:38
point, because I I'd gotten really into hitman.
53:40
I was like, oh, this is this is hard to no, this is not, this is
53:44
not right. You know what?
53:47
I remember I had it on PCI, think the original hitman.
53:50
Did you wow back in the day been to PC games?
53:55
Vampire masquerade bloodlines 2 not Oh yes, reviewed very well.
54:00
Everyone's saying, oh, isn't it pretty mediocre, which is a
54:03
shame. Yeah, I saw that just came out
54:06
and. I've been thinking about it and
54:07
then I went no, I've. Got other games to play?
54:10
I love vampire games. I loved the first.
54:12
Yeah, I loved. That redemption was amazing now,
54:16
clunky as hell, poor controls, and I'm sure if we'd tried to
54:21
play it now, you'd have that same, that same.
54:23
Yeah. So it was a PlayStation Two era,
54:27
but yeah, love that shit. The music in that is amazing,
54:33
Yes, Yeah. Love him.
54:37
Luke's unboxing something. It's a Dick in the box.
54:42
Oh, it is. Is it a miniature?
54:44
Xbox it is. An Xbox that's an.
54:48
An Xbox. It is an Xbox the case for the
54:51
Xbox. Oh, so you haven't got the unit
54:57
you've. Got the case.
54:59
No, this this arrived. Today the case doesn't.
55:02
The actual unit doesn't arrive till next week.
55:05
I can mean get the case ready to go.
55:07
Yes, just both at the same. Time, but it's is it a third
55:13
party? Case or is it no, it's a
55:16
legitimate. Case.
55:17
Yeah, OK, funny. Do you guys see a 1200 the Amiga
55:24
retro machine? Oh, I did see that.
55:26
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did see that.
55:29
The problem is they did the A500 Mini two years ago.
55:37
I bought that. I don't need to buy this.
55:40
It's probably got the same hardware in it.
55:43
The only thing? Yeah, mine's up.
55:45
There. I I would have preferred this,
55:50
but you put something out first and I paid 200 and something
55:53
bucks for it. I'm not gonna buy it again.
55:56
How much is this one? How much do they want for this?
55:58
It's. About 189.
56:00
USD. Oh, that's all.
56:02
That's all right, to be honest. Yeah, I mean, it's OK, right?
56:05
But. Well, that's gonna be like
56:08
almost, you know, there's gonna be 3 or 400 here.
56:10
Yeah, I can't. I don't have that to drop on a
56:12
on a. On.
56:13
An emulator I spent on this. Yeah, but you can play real.
56:17
Games on that. Everything on this desk I can
56:20
play Omega games on right? You know, like it's not they can
56:23
play a game Omega games on this little.
56:25
Guy, yes, exactly. And I.
56:28
You can you can boot into workbench in on this, which is
56:32
good. And I heard Oh yeah, because
56:33
somebody hacked the 500 mini so that you could and evidently
56:38
they got him to come and program for this.
56:42
So that's great. I liked that proven as well.
56:46
Sometimes that way, other times they get sued.
56:49
Yeah, yes, it was Nintendo. Yeah, but these guys aren't.
56:53
These guys aren't Amiga, you know what I mean?
56:55
Certainly. Yeah, this is a third party
56:58
anyway. Who's Amiga now?
56:59
It's not Commodore because. Some no, no, no, no and somebody
57:02
owns the. Word, Amiga and somebody else.
57:05
Yeah, it's probably right to the hardware and it's not the same
57:07
person. Yeah, because people were just
57:09
waiting to parapractic to the Amiga.
57:10
And he said I can't, no, what's that?
57:14
Someone just brought Commodore. Didn't they?
57:16
Yeah. Peripractic.
57:17
Yes, yeah, yeah. Christian.
57:19
What's his surname? It's great.
57:20
It's. Like every single name.
57:22
Hardware, they can do whatever they want.
57:25
Yes. Yeah, he went well, not
57:26
literally. Everything right, But he did go
57:28
around trying to scoop up as many little bits as he as he
57:31
could. Yeah, amazing, to be honest.
57:34
Yeah. Oh, he fucking wanted it.
57:36
Well, he's also. The editor of of ZAP magazine,
57:39
ZAP 64 and Amiga ZAP. Like he's, he's a fucking
57:42
enthusiast. Yeah, well, it's really good.
57:45
He's. Golf.
57:49
Gog. Evidently, you know how they're
57:50
trying to like, get old games and make sure people can still
57:54
play them and everything. They've had the higher Pis to go
57:57
and find some people who own the licenses.
58:00
Oh, I'm sure it's tough. Yeah, they just they.
58:02
Have no ID and some people don't.
58:04
The companies don't exist, they just inherited the license.
58:08
And yeah, they've got some games that like, just aren't on.
58:11
There and I'm like wonder why? Like for example Doc seed,
58:14
remember dark seeds dark adventure game that's not on
58:17
there. At least it didn't use that on a
58:19
checker. The Activision Frankenstein game
58:25
with Tim Curry in it, that's Oh yeah, I have the disc of that
58:28
somewhere. In this house, yes, I used to
58:30
have it. I don't think I do anymore.
58:31
Sometimes it's not even that. The fact that.
58:33
They don't have the rights. It's the fact that they don't
58:35
know how to. They're still gonna work on
58:38
making it compatible. Today's hardware, Yeah, there's
58:42
a few old boys. Out there who?
58:44
Are who were like coders on games from the 80s and 90s who
58:48
are now doing ports onto modern systems of their old games and
58:52
they've gone yeah, that's great. I don't have the rights to this,
58:54
but I just happen to have the fucking source code on my
58:57
computer, like on my on my fucking, you know, like Amstrad
59:01
CPC or whatever. So why not?
59:05
Which I love again. I love that guys outrage are.
59:08
In charge now, yes. Useful, yes.
59:18
Speaking of a whole bunch of guys, our.
59:20
Age, Yes. You guys heard of the after
59:22
party? What's the after party?
59:25
The after party is just when, when us and.
59:27
People like us get together and you know, just, there's no
59:31
rules. Just just touch who you want,
59:33
you know? How's that already?
59:34
The after party? I know who I'm kissing first.
59:39
What is Emmy? Rue going to be there?
59:40
Yeah, Emmy. Rue Emiru, so how?
59:43
Do you pronounce that? Emiru, I don't know.
59:46
I've only ever seen her name. Written down, I've never heard
59:49
anybody say in it. She.
59:52
Won't be at the after party anyway.
59:53
Yeah, she's not going to come, No.
59:55
Even if we extended invitations, very few women at the after
59:58
party. Yeah, yeah.
1:00:00
No, that's not true. That's not true.
1:00:02
We've got this ladies on the Patreon.
1:00:06
Yeah. Oh, yes.
1:00:06
OK, Yeah. About the same.
1:00:08
The Patreon being used. Patriot land parties.
1:00:11
That's right, yeah. I bought a woman to the LAN
1:00:13
party. Once she left, she left the
1:00:17
party. Very quickly, she said.
1:00:19
You know. What?
1:00:20
I'm going to go home. And I was like, that's all
1:00:22
right, fine. Well, that's like when I took a
1:00:24
date to the Henry. Lawson Club and she got pissed
1:00:26
on in the lobby on the way in. Yeah, classic.
1:00:35
Did I bring her computer? No.
1:00:36
I said she could use mine and she said I don't want to do
1:00:39
that. Thanks very much.
1:00:44
No, because she wants to play with you.
1:00:45
Oh, I don't think she wouldn't play video games at all,
1:00:50
probably. Wasn't the?
1:00:51
Case yeah, no, yeah, she. Heard the word party and just.
1:00:54
Thought. It was right the way that we
1:00:56
are. Nails on the planet used the
1:00:57
word. I don't.
1:00:58
I don't for a second believe that.
1:01:00
That Michelle wanted to play video games at all.
1:01:02
No, no, we sit there, drink a lot.
1:01:04
Of coke, smoke a lot of cigarettes, forget which you
1:01:08
wouldn't even ash tray. No drink from that.
1:01:11
One no, because for me. Getting drunk would take away
1:01:16
from the what I was trying to do, which was play video games,
1:01:19
which was Quake 3 Arena it. Wasn't until I got like older
1:01:22
that I was. Like I'll have a, you know, have
1:01:24
a Scotch oil and playing a game because when I was younger, I
1:01:26
would have been like, no, no, no, I'll dull my senses.
1:01:28
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Yeah.
1:01:31
Remember. I don't follow this guy to the.
1:01:33
Dismal, ugly air? Yes.
1:01:34
Planning time. Yes, those days.
1:01:38
Would go for. Hours.
1:01:42
Good stuff, although there was those ones.
1:01:44
Where it's just like. We could play a game or does
1:01:46
anyone want to have a look at this porn that I've downloaded
1:01:51
for you? That was, that was the other
1:01:52
thing that was. Just people watching some,
1:01:54
always somebody just watching porn.
1:01:56
Yeah, Yep. Because it was.
1:01:58
The era of. Transition from you had to have
1:02:00
it on videotape or a magazine to people had it on the computer,
1:02:04
but they we didn't have the Internet really.
1:02:07
We're so many. So you'd have a LED party and
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then watch. If you.
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Want to share it you let. People know where.
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Your folder. Is and let them copy it to watch
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later. You don't harm the gentleman.
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Well, game for think. I'm going to watch porn.
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I can tell you that even at something.
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Like the SGL, the big, big gaming event, and there were
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still people just sat there watching.
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Oh yeah, 100% yeah. Yeah, that I was gonna say, I
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guess they did that. A couple of times went to SGLA
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couple of times I did not just like watching porn.
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She was playing Counter Strike I think off.
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A strike. I can't imagine you playing
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Counter Strike. It was very early were you
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strike, play, counter strike. Very.
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Early, yeah, just play a lot. Back in before it was the early
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days of it, yeah, but it was just a Half Life mod.
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It wasn't even Half Life 2 at that point.
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I think it was just a Half Life mod.
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Used to love VIP, protect the VIP encounter and terrorists and
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that's and the counter and terrorists that we played back
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then is very different to the one they have now.
1:03:12
Yeah, yeah, the game's quite different now.
1:03:14
So they still got some of the OG maps I think, but it's quite
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