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Show #164 Chilling with Some Bastards · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. What up? Man? What? What up? What's happening?
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What indeed are the Alps? I don't know if you could tell buyer somewhat
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laid back intro, but this is going to be a well dessert chill show.
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We've been running hot for like a month. We've had special episodes,
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We've had a ton of guesses. We've even snuck just a regular bfy tw
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that could have been perfectly good chill show. We were like, no,
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we can do a full show. Let's do it. Ums. We've been
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on other shows, We've done guest spots. Like it's been a crazy month.
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And then this week I got beat up at work. Algie had his
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first full week of work. Yeah. Um, so we're basically all exhausted.
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We got nothing left. I just played video games all night last night,
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just completely zoned out, just enjoyed myself. I had a great time
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revisiting Fear Effect. That's an old favorite of mine, one of my one
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of my favorite PlayStation one games still to this day. I love that game
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so much. Um, but we can get into what we're doing, uh
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in a little bit of course, you know, I gotta do the intro.
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Uh. My boy, my homie, one of my best friends on
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this life. Uh he's a veteran and a podcaster. And as it turns
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out, he's a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie's Yeah, I am get any
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weird or you don't often run into square shaped assholes? Right? Um?
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Yeah, that's that's true. It's it's very unique visual. Have you like
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to check it out? Check out only fast dot com hoops cubes like a
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wombat. Um, it's so weird, man, it's so weird. Go
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on a little dice. Oh you loved my little fun fact? There did?
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Yeah? How do they do that? I have no idea. I
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have to assume it's a square as something. It's gotta be just the assholes,
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right, It's it's just how a starfish they poop a little cubes?
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Want to look? Get up? You go ahead. I mean I don't
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want you. I'm curious. I'm not googling wombat poop? Uh, Stevie,
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what's going on? Man? Not too much, man, I'm doing
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pretty good. Um. Yeah, I always gifted some dooby snacks a friend
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of I haven't even tried tried. No, it was a friend of ours,
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one of their acquaintances, gave it to them as a thank you,
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and this person's like, I know you like it. Here you go.
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I don't use this stuff, And I was like, all right, So
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yeah we got we got some cool joint and some medibals and we're gonna be
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trying in a little bit. Oh boy. Yeah, no idea what's gonna
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happen. But I'm sure it's gonna be a very good night, oh my
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goods. Or Aaron will be carrying the rest of the show by himself likely.
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Yeah, it's always um, but that's fine. I love doing this
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show so much so I don't care. I'll tap dance for an hour.
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It's fine. Yeah. Um yeah, so that's Stevie. Let's pieruet to
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my youngest friend, or he used to be magest friend. Now he's just
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one of my best friends. It's Augie. He's a guy. Wow.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring that on you. Um
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but yeah no, Um, we've been doing this running guest. That's a
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little sun Naron. We've been doing this running gag where you know, we've
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just been kind of reductive. Now He's just a friend, he's just an
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acquaintance. He's just here, just a random bearded guy. Um, you
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know, the stranger. And it all felt a bit reductive. It felt
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it felt a little like demeaning a little bit, and I was like,
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I feel bad about this, so I'm just gonna twist it a little bit,
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make it nicer. Um. Are you doing, man, I'm doing
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great. Are you surprised by my sudden term of affection? Yeah, it
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was just do you prefer I turn it back down? You know, I
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get more insulting. I don't. I don't want to say I kind of
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missed the insults. Definitely different that you guys, like fucking maybe a massa
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kiss. Uh, but you know it's great. But yeah, yeah,
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I'm doing great. How about you, man, I'm good, Man,
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I'm good. I had an incredible, uh week, as long as you
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cut the work part out. Yeah, yeah, it went pretty well.
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I'm pretty happy with yourself, I assume. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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you're back to work for the first time in a long, whole time
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week of work. It was tiring, but also extremely satisfying, I would
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imagine so because I was immediately able to pay my rent and my utility.
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It's the best feeling in the world. Yeah, do you know it even
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better? You paid me some money too, so it was really great.
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Wow, I know. I'm like, oh this is great. Yeah,
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some go away, leave me a little money, all right, cab fair.
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We don't need the podcast, right, some time to myself to relax,
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spank a monkey. Um yeah, that's about it. I don't have
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anything else. I'm glad you enjoyed your first week. Oh yeah, yeah.
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That is like a pool slash pond place. Sounds like a fun place
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to work. Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's kind of like an interesting
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mix between what I learned in college and what I've learned working in like retail
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for like last fifteen years. Right yeah, because I mean you're still stolling
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selling stuff, but now it's you know, um nature, Yeah, sort
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of specialized, specialized, very special my wheelhouse. Yeah, animal husbandry,
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that's very very cool. Husband those animals, that's very cool. So,
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of course, because this is gonna be a chill show, We're just gonna
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be chilling, hanging out talking about whatever. Hell, whatever interests us,
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whatever's gotten our gotten our attention. Um, and we've already spent a good
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like ten minutes to introver. So, um, so I don't know,
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Um, who wants to go first? Should I go first? Oh?
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You gotta do me. Oh that's what I love to do. I was
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well Saturday, I know, I know, I'm loud, I'm ready.
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Well, I guess you could also introduce me your host, uh, the
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Pantless Wonder. You can just call me Pantless Aaron h so good. I
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love it because it it does. It definitely reminisces of a game show,
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Like I can see the flashing like those giant bulbs like on the back of
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Drop just like can I can? I be? Absolutely like. The thing
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that it makes me think of is like a Saturday Morning cartoon. Really got
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a real Saturday Morning cartoon vibe? Okay, like the very end, Princess
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there run and I'm just standing there, you know, in a heroic poet
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underdog yeah, something like yeah yeah, pants and then the pants all the
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hot. Maybe more like Mighty Mouse, because the Underdog song is kind of
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different. I don't know it's worth thinking about. I guess huh mighty Mouse.
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Okay, definitely mighty Mouse, all right, fair enough, he's pretty
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cool. I like Mighty Mouse. Um, so now who do we what
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do we do? Who wants right there? Role it? See what happens?
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See what happens? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah?
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Well is it? I got it too, literally, no matter what I
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said, literally, no matter what I said. What a dick like?
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Right? I mean, we know you worked for the week, but you
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had to have at least some downtime. Is there anything you've been enjoying?
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Yeah? So you know, you always got to make sure you take time
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for yourself to you know, take your breaks, and when you're done with
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work for the day, it makes you relax, you know. And I
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like to relax by playing video games, of course. And what I've been
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playing a lot recently has been I've been getting back into Paid A two.
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Yes, even though they've I believe they've announced Pay three A bit back.
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Yeah, so they're still coming out with new DLC fruit pay two I know,
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all right, so I'm really interested what the third one is gonna be
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like. But I digress. U. So I've been getting back into it,
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and for whatever, for another reason, I'm like, you know what,
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I haven't really gotten that far. Let me start over. So I
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reset my progress and I've been starting back over so I lost my prestiges.
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Wow, yeah you were. You were already the lowest among us. Not
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not in like stature like in level in the game, yea, in terms
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of prestige like yeah, to to be clear, like then you can lose
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your prestige. You you can. You can reset the entire thing if you
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want. I know, you can do the regular thing to go back to
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level one after a one hundred or some pink thing, which I'm almost done
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with the pain. I'm waiting for them. I mean like seventy five or
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seventy with the pain. So basically the way it works is you get up
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to level one hundred, You're given the option prestige or you can choose not
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to. If you choose not to, you build up the pink thing,
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which is another like I think thirty million experts stupid. It takes forever,
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it takes a long time to do. But if you let that build all
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the way up, you can prestige and stay at level one hundred, see
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and do it again so you don't lose all your stuff. You don't have
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to start back the base equipment, and you can get access to your guns
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and stuff right away. But I can like Pink Prestige, Prinks done,
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and then I can go from one hundred to one. You could theoretically prestige.
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That's what I want to do because I want to level up again after
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I just like I did that once, I Prestige and then Prestige immediately again.
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Yeah, the Pink ones is taking forever. Course that that sets you
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back to level one. They both take forever. Okay, it's it's roughly
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the same amount of XP either way. It's just a matter of whether you
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prefer to keep your good you know, weapons and equipment, or or if
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you wanted to, as you did, build up to Precesion and Prestige twice
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in a row. Because the more you prestige, the more bigger XP bonus
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you get. Yeah, and the faster you'll get. So it was worth
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doing it twice now because somebody like level three or four and that goes to
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six and it'll be worth it. That'll be like an extra fifteen percent bonus
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in fifteen is a big enough jump to be working. And yeah, it
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builds fast. Like you you you get over to like over one hundred percent
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double the XP you were getting at the original zero level. Prestige um and
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also the goodies you get for prestiging are kind of fun. Like a lot
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of my masks, the ones that I love the most and use the most
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often, were prestige masks. I'm Prestige level like twenty seven or twenty eight
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at this point. Wow, Um, Stevie's just like I didn't know you
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could do it for the longest. Yeah, he stayed at level hundred and
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didn't precise I've played forever and because I played with you guy, I played
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the first one and I played with you guys with the second one channel run
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all that shit, not even knowingly. Oh yeah, I'm dumb. That's
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all right. Sorry, I'll getting me to hijack your paid a shit.
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But anyway, So anyway, Stevie was at Prestige level three or four or
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something like that, and last I remember, Aggie had just reached Prestige level
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one. Yeah, and you've chosen to just go back and start all over
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anyway, Okay, I mean you're you're close enough to, you know,
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a low level that it wouldn't be that big of a d It's not that
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big of a loss. But why because sometimes you want a fresh start,
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Like it's like it's like a racing a save file on a game. Yeah
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it is, and just starting at exactly what you're doing. Yeah, yeah,
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starting from scratch completely. I mean yeah, sure, I guess.
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Um there's something to be had from that. For sure. Um. I
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would not do it, especially not the point I'm at now. I put
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so many hours in to get to prestige level twenty some odd that I'm no
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that was prestige. I definitely wouldn't know. But I was like only one
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or low enough that I was like, yeah, why not, I can
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get that. Um, so that's what all you've been doing? This is
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playing Pita two. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I well,
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I played other games too. I played like another game called Deprock Galactic,
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Yeah, which is fun. This is awesome. Yeah, And now I'm
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getting recommendations about that game from other people as well, not just not just
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at work, but another old friend of mine, John John from college,
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is like, you know, it's it's ten dollars. He's posting on Facebook
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about it's ten dollars on a Humble bundle, go grab it. And I'm
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like, all right, I just have to buy the stupid game. It's
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fun and it's the problem though, and that's why I wasn't going to mention
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it. It was because it's not cross platform or guy were like, if
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you're playing it on the Xbox Game Pass PC, you can't play it with
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somebody with Humble, bunder Bundle or Steam. So it's kind of like it's
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good game, but it's not very accessible. Yeah, so if if I
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got an unseam and we wanted to play together, I'd either have to get
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a game passer. You guys would have to get it on Steam as well.
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Correct. Well, that's so we're hoping that at some point they just
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open it up because it gets I mean, it's got great ratings, so
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I'm assuming at some point they'll hopefully patch it so you can't do something like
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that. Like I said, word of mouth is crazy because I've heard of
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this game from two different people, completely unrelated to anything like out of nowhere.
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My work colleague is like deep rocalactic, check it out. And now
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an old trend from college is doing the same. Like Jesus, these people
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are going out of their way to to to tell people how good this game
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is. There must be a reason it is. Again, it is good,
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It's just I wish it was you know, better better, I just
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kind of better in terms of gameplay, just better in terms of, like,
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you know, accessibility for everybody to play with their friends, regardless on
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the platform. Like cross platform should be fucking standard by now, Well it
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should be. It should be, you would assume at least on the like
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the computer PC side, if it's if it's on game passed, it should
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be at least be able to be cross platform with Xbox. The fact that
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that's not, just like that makes no sense to me. There's the same
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platform that seems insane. It's weird. An all PC formats should be cross
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platform like it regardless. That's so weird anyway, all right, Well you
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think that's long enough for section one, Let's take a break then, So
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we're gonna take a quick break. When we come back, we're gonna talk
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about more shenanigans we've been up to this week and just have a chill time.
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I hope you're chilling with us, but we'll see you right after this.
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full sail. Oh sweet, Let's let's take care of that now, as
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we usually like to go over our voicemails and emails in the second part.
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So, um, whenever you're ready, go ahead and hit a soggy yet's
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see first time calor a long time listener Justin from Ontario, Canada. Hey,
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justin, listen to you guys talk with Jimmy Carr's laugh just talk about
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fucking infectious Stevie's laughs. Every time I have a laugha just giggle and laugh,
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just fucking priceless the full Yeah, Justin, I appreciate that. So
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it is verified. It is that it's an iconic lass. That's crazy,
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man, you have an iconic lass? Sit, Yeah, it's it's it's
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definitely nothing, gonna be ashamed of it and I can verify a thousand percent
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it's not fake like Jimmy Carr's laugh is an affectation. We know this because
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we've seen him actually laugh right like when he actually corpses when he loses it.
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It's nothing like his fake laugh. Stevie does not have a fake laugh.
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I don't know what you hear is what you get. Period. Yeah,
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that's awesome, Thank you, justin as much. Anytime you want to
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compliment me, man, anytime, those lines are always open for you.
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The rest of us, you know, were, I mean, they're here
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too. We're not um apparently apparently we are. No, No, can't,
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can't can't hold up against Stevie's laugh. I don't have as good a
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laugh. I do enjoy laughing, but it's not it's not as your life
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is good. Well, it doesn't. Doesn't make people laughlete heres does?
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That's okay, it's a good laugh though, it's you know what, you
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know what. Nobody's the complete package. That's true. You know, it's
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fine. Yeah, I'm allowed to have some weeks. You're allowed to have
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like one flaw, you know, I mean one? I mean god,
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Now you can put published author on triangle shaped butthole. How do you get
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it to mold that way? I want to know, what do you do
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get like a lit You sure it's not like a spear cookie cutter you just
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stuck up in there. I just put little pyramids, little pyramids. Do
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you leave him out in the sunset a dry and turn white? I hadn't
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thought of that, honestly. I bet you could sell us for like a
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bucket piece. Yeah. Sure, just let him solidify and little little made,
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homemade, organically made, organic, artisanal pyramids do not eat. So
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if you got a square ship butthole and you'd like to let us go,
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oh my god, you're gonna be upod message. Aggie's head is headed in
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his hands for a disproportionate amount of this episode, ladies. That's what happens
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when you give me weed. Technically, wasn't his fault. I was leading.
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Came up with the square end, true son for this weeds fault.
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You leave weed out of this anyway. So, um Stevie, what's been
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going on? Man? Oh my gosh, dude? Stuff? Um Aside
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from playing Payday and deep Lock Rock Deep Rock Galactic with deep Cock Galactic with
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Aggie, check out the only fans um uh, I've been streaming more again.
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I've been jumping on switch and on kick. Yeah, it's all right.
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I don't know it's different. It's like all the others. Really,
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there's nothing really different from us. I can tell. They're all They're all
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even set up practically the same way. Yeah, it's just another venue.
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So yeah, I've been jumping on there for the call of duty and um
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we've done some payday streams, some deep rock streams and stuff like that.
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Um. Other than that, I'm playing on my switch again, my Nintendo
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switch. Yeah. And speaking of Augie earlier or earlier when Augie said deleting
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a safe file, I have high Roll Warriors or high roll Legends on there
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where you go through just beat the shit out of motherfuckers like that's that's all
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it is, a straight up beat them up with like thousands of motherfucker's corpses,
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like that's all it is. And when it set the legend of all
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the Dynasty Warriors series ever, was really right. Another one, the first
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one came out the Arcade and that game was fucking phenomenal and I got hugged
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really quick, you know. I was like, especially as an arcade game
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now when you can play for a while like fifty cents, you know,
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yeah. When it came out with the Legend of Zelda version to High Rule
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one, I was like, ah, brain just exploded, and shit,
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I'm like okay, yeah, and right away, like the first light,
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you get linked instantaneously, and then if you had a special edition or something,
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you got some special clothes. Apparently I bought a special edition. I
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don't remember, but I got special clothes and shit and special swords and it's
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fucking neat, Like it's been a lot of fun. So I went through
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and deleted my safe file because I was like, fuck it, let's start
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over, Mitch, because I haven't played it in like a year, so
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I was pretty far apparently too, I didn't realize that until I started up
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and I'm like, oh wow, I have nothing this game. Wow level
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one and no weapons. This sucks. But I've been going through it just
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playing for like I think I only played for like three hours this week,
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but three hours on the switch playing that game was brought back so much joy
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to me. Dude. It was so cool just going because it's link man,
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and you get the fucking level him up and shit, like I love
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throwing the RPG version. I mean, I know, Legend a Zelda was
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an RPG, but the leveling version of this now onto it, with the
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ability to get different types of weapons, just made it so much better than
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me. That was just fun. I'm really enjoying that. Um And aside
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from gaming and cleaning and getting the freaking stuff ready for the crops this year
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kind a motorcycle and I've been riding at every nice day we've been getting,
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which hasn't been a lot. It's only been like seven. It sucks,
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it's so cold still, but it's nice. Yeah, I got a CF
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Moto three hundred. It's a naked bike, so not like that one.
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It doesn't have all the attachments that most motorcycles do. It doesn't have a
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windshield, doesn't have all the extra of like fairings and the plastic on the
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top of it and stuff, so it's stripped down with the exception of the
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LED panel on the front, on the top the display panel. It has
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a sport mode and eco mode on top of it as GPS on its owner
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shit, so consider it as a naked bike, has all the owner features,
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which I will actually use a luck because I don't know where the fuck
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I am half the time. I used it today to get back home so
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quietly that did happen. We live in the country. And I took off
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and I was like, whatever, it's fifty five years so I'm just like
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going. I'm trying to get used to going fifty five on a motorcycle,
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specifically one without a windshield. It's it's a lot of wind hit you in
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the chest and in the face. Obviously, I mean I have a full
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mask, but still it's a lot of pressure on you when you're going that
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fast. So I was just going for a while and I was like,
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all right, well, I'm getting a little tirer from the wind, so
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let's turn down this road. All right, cool, let's go down this
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And I'm like, I was like, where the fuck am I don't,
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like, seriously didn't know where. I mean, I had an idea.
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I'm sure if I went like straight this way and made a right, i'd
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be kind of close and I'd probably find my spot. But I was like,
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all right, let's pull over and try this nap thing. So I
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pulled over and I grabbed my phone and I gets connected to it and I
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punched in the address and I put it back in my pocket, pop right
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up on the screen like fucking turn here like quarter vial I was. I
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was like, this is fucking neat, dude, so fucking so I got
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to use my GPS today. Was just made me happy. But it's cool.
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I'm really I'm really enjoying the bike and I missed the speed man coming
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from having sports cars and not being able to like drive anywhere, dude,
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shit, And I'm like, having this freedom just to jump on there and
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just go is so nice. I'm missing it so much, It's awesome.
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I'm like a lot after this. Yeah, I know a lot of people
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I know who bike say similar things like that, it's just a it's a
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symbol of freedom, so to speak. Um and yeah, yeah, it's
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it's not really my thing. When I was in my twenties, I kind
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of wish I had a bike riding experience because a lot of acting employment was
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looking for it at the time. Yeah, it actually makes sense. Yeah,
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but sadly this is nah Son No, I mean, I get it,
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but I don't know. It's it's nice and it's cheap and it gets
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harder. Nate miles a gallon, so fuck yeah, but I don't think
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I do gallons all right, And I guess last to go over what they've
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been doing is me uma. As frequent listeners to the show will know,
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I'm in the middle of publishing my first novel. I'm still waiting for my
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publishing company to get set up in their new location before we move forward with
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contracts. But everything's looking good, so it definitely looks like this is going
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to happen. It's just a matter of time. And the meanwhile, I've
26:33
been working real hard on novel number two, Awesome, which it u one
26:41
of the biggest characters in that novel is going to be the character that I
26:47
based on Stevie from the first novel. So if this one also goes to
26:52
audiobook, you're gonna be putting a lot of fucking works on. Deal,
26:56
sir, deal. But I guarantee you are going to have even more fun
27:00
voicing this version of that character than the first one. The first one has
27:06
a lot of fun. There's a lot of good stuff. Yes, there's
27:10
he's got he's got all the best there's range, he's got, he's got
27:12
all the best jokes. But he also has some emotional moments that are gonna
27:17
be It's gonna be interesting to see you act out because I've never seen you
27:21
do act seriously in a dramatic manner. But having said that, I know
27:26
you can do it, so I am excited to see that. Having said
27:30
that, this second book, your character is something special, I don't I
27:38
don't want to ruin it. I don't want to ruin it. But it
27:42
might be the most fun you've ever had playing a role in your life.
27:47
Serious, serious, Yeah, it's this should be a lot of fun.
27:55
And I'll explain in more detail at a much later date, but as as
27:59
we're still in the early I've written like six chapters plus the prologue. I'm
28:03
still very much in the early stages. But yeah, I'm excited you're gonna
28:10
love I'm fairly certain. Yeah. Um. And other than that, which
28:15
I sadly can't talk about too too much more, Um, I've just been
28:18
just been chilling and relaxing, trying to put together new shows, trying to
28:22
put together plans. We've got a trip planned yea, which is gonna be
28:26
super fun. I really looking forward to it. I cannot wait for a
28:30
vacation. I hate my jobs so much. I'm sorry. Um, And
28:34
eventually I'll be free of it one way or another, But for now,
28:40
A vacation is desperately desired. So at the end of the month, start
28:44
of next month, for a little birthday present, I'm taking myself and Stevie
28:47
down to Philadelphia. Yes, and we are going to have ourselves a great
28:52
time meeting some new friends. I say new, um, but Caroline from
28:57
the Ultra I hope girls gonna hang out with her. That is going to
29:00
be an absolute blast. I guarantee it. Super excited about that. Probably
29:06
going to be recording a bunch of stuff while we're at it. Yes,
29:08
Uh, we're planning. We're planning to show ourselves and Augie's got a plan
29:12
for a show while we're away. Yeah. I'm really looking forward to see
29:15
what he comes up with. I can't wait for it either. Finally,
29:22
he's like control the show and both of these idiots to have the power.
29:30
Watch it be the smartest episode. Like the show, it's gonna be the
29:33
unfunniest. Yeah, everybody loves it and we're like like the whole time.
29:42
I mean it makes sense we're the old hands all year. As a new
29:48
host, we still want some part of it. I'm not I'm not doing
29:53
that to him. You just just started full time again for the first time.
29:57
How long. That's hard. It's hard, So I let him do
30:02
his thing. Um. But anyway, as far as anything else I got
30:07
up to this week, I basically mentioned before we started recording, I just
30:12
when I knew we were doing a chill show this weekend, I was just
30:15
like, fuck, just relaxed, just take the edge off, enjoy because
30:18
work was particularly hard on me this week, and I just I just zoned
30:25
out and I dove into a game I haven't played in several years called Fear
30:30
Effect for the original PlayStation. Yes, now you may remember this game from
30:34
the ads. The ads were the most controversial thing about it because they were
30:41
honestly immature as shit. Um And it was even worse for the second game,
30:47
which was really deeply disappointing because here we have like one of the first
30:53
video games that I can think of with an openly gay protagonist so or or
31:03
at the very least bisexual rum And it's a really fascinating story. Delving into
31:11
um, like the Chinese afterlife and their beliefs and how afterlife works is a
31:18
huge part of the story of that game. So that game is actually really
31:22
good and really intelligent and really progressive and forward thinking and it's fun, and
31:30
people avoided it because the ads were like, she got big boobs, she
31:37
got big boobs, she got a lesbian friend. They both gotten the big
31:41
boobs, enjoyed a big mooms please, and people were like, no,
31:45
that looks dumb as hell, and they gave it a pass, even even
31:47
though it even though it was popular enough to get a sequel like I Feel
31:52
like and the sequel is also got a really deep story, but it delves
31:56
more into Chinese mythology than the afterlife, so it's more of a market kind
32:00
of thing, but the marketing kind of misrepresented the hell out of the game.
32:06
Yes, there is a bit of sexiness in the game itself. Any
32:10
actual overt you know, sex x No, nothing explicit, nothing is shown.
32:15
Um, the two girls flirt like that is pretty much the most of
32:20
it. So yeah, like like like and yes, they are built like
32:25
brickshit houses. They are built like porn stars. Yes, because all the
32:30
PlayStation games were doing that, with the exception of Parasite eb I guess.
32:35
But like if you if you scratch the surface of that game, you don't
32:42
just get more surface. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going
32:46
onto these games, so I love them. I genuinely, open heart,
32:50
with no apologies, genuinely loves these games. And I was digging back into
32:54
it last night and having an absolute blast doing it. So if you have
33:00
the means to check it out yourself, I do give a recommend. I
33:05
might give the the the most recent sequel, Fear Effect Sedna a bit of
33:09
a pass um because it is not as good. It was made by an
33:15
entirely different company. They basically bought the rights from the originals UM, and
33:20
it's more of a strategy RPG than it is a like like survival horror actioner
33:29
stealth actioner is what what what? The first two games were more like UM,
33:34
but the the third game switched perspectives to like an overhead and it's it
33:39
doesn't have the same wit, it doesn't have the same voice actress, doesn't
33:43
have the same writing, it doesn't have the same cool story. It's just
33:46
kind of it's kind of a let Fear Effect Sedna was a letdown on pretty
33:52
much all fronts UM, which is unfortunate, but uh, you know,
33:57
I was just glad to see the game come back in some form. Hopefully
34:00
it comes back again at some point, but in something much more true to
34:04
the original source material. But you know, who knows if that will ever
34:08
happen. Who knows. But I think we've done enough for part two.
34:12
Should we come back and part three after a break? All right, so
34:17
we'll see you in a few right after this, let's get to weed.
34:35
Hey. I'm Lauren and I'm John and we host the beard All Podcast,
34:38
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35:01
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35:07
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35:23
Hey man, welcome back. It's time for part three of our chill
35:29
Show. Um, as we've already covered all the stuff that we've been doing
35:32
lately, we don't really have anything planned for part three, so we're just
35:37
gonna play some no more bastards. Oh shit, fucking all right, So,
35:44
uh long time fans of the show will remember. The way this works
35:47
is something of a They call it a gentleman's game in England, and it's
35:53
it's it's taken more or less from the game No More Jockeys, played famously
35:59
by Alex Horn, Tim Key and Mark Watson on YouTube, and it is
36:05
a very very simple game. You simply mention a person, whether real,
36:08
fictional, live dead, whatever, doesn't matter. Name a person, and
36:14
then name a category that they belong to that nobody else is allowed to name
36:20
a person from ever again for the rest of the game. So for example,
36:24
I could say, I could say Stevie, No more podcasters, so
36:30
no one would be allowed to mention anyone who does a podcast. But if
36:35
somebody mentions the name and you think they might have done a podcast, you
36:37
can challenge that answer, challenge you, and then you immediately look up to
36:43
see whether or not that person has done a podcast in the past, and
36:46
if it turns out they have, the person who named that person is eliminated
36:51
from the game, and we keep playing until there's only one player standing.
36:53
So for three players typically doesn't last very long, but it's usually good enough
36:58
for a section of our show. Let's hope. So uh so, yeah,
37:02
we're gonna get straight into it. There are a couple more rules,
37:06
but they're pretty incidental. Um. It's things like if you name a category
37:10
that the others field doesn't really fit that person, they can challenge that and
37:15
force that person to come up with a new one. But it doesn't cost
37:17
them anything. It doesn't remove them from the game. They just have to
37:20
change the category they used. You're also not allowed to use extremely wide categories,
37:27
things like people who breathe, all men, all women, all you
37:32
know, all dead people would be the fucking lot. So yeah, so
37:39
anything that cuts off fifty percent of the population or more about is not an
37:46
acceptable thing, right. Uh. This is specifically designed to make the game
37:52
last a reasonable amount of time and also just just not be unfair. Right,
37:59
Just sorry, everybody you were thinking of you're done. People who have
38:07
existed at some point, Yeah, that would be an illegal thing. Anyway.
38:12
Uh, shall we get to it. I don't remember who won last
38:15
game, does it? Agu one last would alight? Then Augie will go
38:20
first, one of you two. Um, I'm perfectly fine with saying it's
38:25
Aggie. Okay, so Augie, you get free rein literally anybody. I
38:31
can choose any anyone at all and name any category one and we'll get started.
38:43
Now do I say something that just immediately fucks myself. I start easy
38:51
the minute it comes back around. Dude, start easy, That's what I'm
38:52
doing. Okay, Batman, Okay, okay, Batman. No more comic
39:00
book heroes, Okay, no more comic book heroes. Well, you sort
39:06
of a bitch. You actually got rid of mine now because technically he was
39:08
of a comic He's a comic book. Comic book, he said, Comic
39:13
book heroes. Yeah, yeah, I'm not taking a chance, not now.
39:19
I'm not losing after the first characters, I said, heroes. There,
39:24
can you show a comic book villain? Yeah, but if they ever
39:28
came over to the good size, I'm not fucking around with that. S
39:31
okay, So no comic um man, it actually fucked up a lot of
39:37
the shit I was hoping the plan for what's going with Oh no, he
39:43
was like a motherfucker A surprising amount of people. Um, I'd say,
39:51
not fifty percent of the population though, No. Um So I'm gonna allow
39:54
it. Yeah I will too. I'll go a little Alex Horn like little
40:00
Alex Horn. Yes, pretty sure he hasn't been in a comic It's pretty
40:04
sure, all right, but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna challenge that one.
40:08
I'm like coal, Um, go ahead, no more? Can we
40:15
go with co hosts? Is that too broad? I like co hosts because
40:22
it's not the main It means you can still name someone who is a soul
40:28
host of a show, but anyone who hosts a show with anyone else or
40:31
any amount of other people would be bad. So yeah, no, I
40:36
like that. Cool? Cool? Do you want to go with that?
40:37
No more cost no more no more comic book heroes, and no more co
40:43
hosts. Well that eliminates my answer. Wow, how fast it already?
40:49
Just it's fucking nuts. Um m m man, I am going to go
41:04
with um yeah, let's go with uh Sam from Cheers? Uh no more
41:20
bartenders? Cool? All right. So now we've done a full cycle,
41:28
I'm gonna do this is the only time I'm gonna do this. We're gonna
41:30
do a rundown of the categories that have presented. So okay, no,
41:35
mor no, this is the only time we're gonna do this time. No
41:37
more comic book heroes, no more co hosts and no more bartenders. Um.
41:44
The reason I bring this up is because we're probably stepping into challenge territory.
41:46
And there's one more rule I forgot to mention. Each player has two
41:51
free challenges, meaning they can challenge, and if it turns out that challenge
41:55
is incorrect and the person survives, uh, they lose one of their free
42:00
challenges and they get too because if they challenge a third time and they're wrong
42:06
again, at that point you are out of the game. So instead of
42:10
them getting gone, you get gone, right, So it forces players to
42:15
think carefully about when they decide to challenge. Um. So, anyway,
42:21
now that I've said all that, Augie, you are next up. Shit.
42:25
Oh man, Now I really think who was in what and did where?
42:34
Shure ah Um, It's very difficult, I know, right, I'm
42:38
like trying to choose just someone. Um frick ah. I know it's very
42:53
difficult to pick anything out now. Oh uh no, that would work,
43:06
dang it. Uh. I can't remember the name of that judge's name.
43:13
Freak. I am drawing so many blanks are funny anymore. You just need
43:19
a name. I just need a name. Give her name. Just give
43:22
her name. Oh, God, I can't even use um. Fuck yeah,
43:30
I knew this was gonna go south for me real quick. It always
43:34
does, no matter how comic book heroes. Sir. Right, I'll tell
43:44
you when if I remember what it is later. Okay, So, oh,
43:51
fucking drawing blanks on everybody? Uh, Secretary Anthony blinken Um? No
44:00
more? Uh? Government agents? Government agents? A federal agents, I
44:12
don't Secretary anthe Lincoln secretary Defense, secretary of Defense. So he's not really
44:19
an agent. What's the word I'm thinking he's he's he's he's ahead of an
44:23
agency head of an agent ahead of it. No more agency heads. Okay,
44:34
I can accept that. I can accept that. That's fair Jesus,
44:37
all right, dominic the Christmas donkey fuck y'all. I know I took me
44:49
hour. He gets that in like two seconds? God damnit. No more
44:52
songs or no more people that have songs? Is that too broad? No
45:01
more? Okay? I guess it would be characters that are from songs.
45:10
How's that? So they're they're like Rudolph would be from a song. No
45:15
more characters derived from something? Yeah like that? Okay, cool, cool,
45:20
all right, it's hard to word that. One probably I'm gonna go
45:24
with Sean Bean. Sean Bean. I know Jan He's gonna say, you
45:30
don't know what John Bean is. I don't know a lot of people were,
45:34
Um he was boro Mere, Lord of the Rings. Um he is
45:40
famous for dying on screen a whole lot. Yeah really, I think because
45:45
he was. He was net Stark in Game of Thrones as well. Oh
45:47
no shit, oh yeah that guy. I might challenge you do it though,
45:53
Yeah, free one fucking let's get this game interesting. Let's challenge Aaron
45:58
on the grounds that what's his nuts name? Can? I have to look
46:00
up his name here, Sean Bean, it's really easy. A N S
46:04
A N b E A N s. Yeah, they think they think he's
46:08
currents would have been like, no, it's pronounced sheen Bean. Google anything.
46:15
You have to tell me what your challenges. I'm challenged him, as
46:20
you ever co hosted Saltman, I'm gonna say, Saturday Night Live? Can
46:23
you have co hosts on Saturday Night Live? They're hosts and they're all co
46:27
host right, there's no lead host. Nah. I would argue that.
46:31
I would argue that unless he hosted Saturday Night Live with someone, he's the
46:36
solo host. On Saturday, all of them. They also always referred to
46:38
them as hosts that co host yeah okay first, yeah, yeah, damn
46:45
okay, but I mean he still could have co hosted. He's still could
46:50
have co hosted somewhere, but definitely I'll just do it quick, all right,
46:54
He's doing it. It's an official challenge. Sean Bean has co hosted
46:59
something. So there's a theory saying I don't believe he has. He always
47:02
dies in his films because his name should should rhyme, but it doesn't.
47:07
Oh no, no co star yeah, co starring. Yeah damn. I
47:22
really thought I was gonna get it. What the fuck he said in a
47:23
live thing. That's why I did that. I mean it was just a
47:29
free basis. Yeah, let yeah okay, So that's one free challenge gone
47:35
from TV. He's got one left. Um. Yeah. I was pretty
47:38
sure he'd only ever. I didn't think he'd ever actually hosted something, but
47:42
it turns out he did host the Waterloo special for History UK. Um.
47:46
However, he was a solo host, so cool cool um. But yeah,
47:52
that's the only thing I can find that that mentions him hosting anything.
47:55
So yeah, that's done. Uh, and we will move on, and
48:00
I'll give a category for sean Bean. People whose names look like they should
48:04
rhyme but don't. Yeah, I love people whose names look like I should
48:10
rhyme but don't. Have fun. I love introducing a little word and grammar
48:21
ones because it makes Cev's heads positively smile. Man, it's like I think
48:28
of a name that I had to do math and letters. All right,
48:31
Augie, you're up next, Augie Doggie. And he gets away with it.
48:39
Oh, he doesn't challenge. Okay, okay, is a co host?
48:45
Is he Aggie Doggie as a co host? Do you not introduce Aggie
48:47
Doggie. I'm the host of this show, Sarah. Let me no,
48:52
no, no, let me specify. Guy, I was talking about Augie
48:57
Doggie as in the cartoon character Aggy Doggy. No, I'm Augie Doggy zero
49:01
eight. I figured you just met you, like I would say, I
49:05
was going to say, even so I would probably fight you on that.
49:07
I don't think Aggie's ever co hosted this show. I know he hosted it
49:13
once. Well, what about these ones where we just hang out and ship?
49:16
Well, I'm still the leader of the back. Oh no, he's
49:20
still listening on the site as a co host. Well, I can take
49:23
it away if you want. If I'll take it away, if you put
49:25
it, you're just part of the show. Well, considering he wasn't talking
49:30
about himself, I'm not gonna take it right right unless you decide to challenge
49:35
for Augie Doggie the cartoon. Oh, let's see right away. But Augie
49:42
Doggie and Daddy Doggie? Were they? Dog? Looks doggy Daddy? I
49:50
don't know. You're in a comic book and a comic strip. Done?
49:54
Done done? Are you going to This is a tough one. No,
49:58
I'm not this one alone. Nothing jumps out of me, so I'm gonna
50:02
leave it. A comic book is a possibility, but it's it seems a
50:06
little distant. So I'm like, I'm probably not gonna touch that. Mm
50:09
hmm. Okay, Stevie's still thinking about it. Cole book hero can't do
50:16
that? Does he want to challenge? Oh? No, I said,
50:20
no, said Aggie. No more cartoon animals. Cartoon animals? Well you're
50:29
a dick. Good Okay, you have cartoon humans? Yeah? All right,
50:37
Uh, Stevie, you're up shredder shredder m from the intertals. Okay,
50:51
Okay, ll not hero Rye. His name is only one, so
50:57
I don't have to worry about that shit. Yeah, but has he ever
51:01
tended a bar? Any guys want to try about? Do drink? The
51:06
secret of the ooze is his last name? Kneader? Oh my god,
51:15
yes, shredder eater sera Japanese name. Um kind of giant ardillo. If
51:23
you're asking me, I'm not challenging, cool cool. I can't think of
51:28
anything. No, no, okay, uh no more comic villains. There
51:36
you go. I got the other half. Okay, suck a bitch.
51:43
Um. The problem is, I don't know if there was a comic book
51:46
with them. It's so hard to figure that part out. He said,
51:50
comic and the comic book he said, comic book. I WoT with that,
51:52
and so I didn't do comic strip, So there is that difference.
51:57
I think it's entirely possible, son of a bitch. Now what uh uh
52:14
No, I can't, I can't. Um, let's just go with Let's
52:23
go with Chiana from Far Escape. Okay, uh and I'm gonna say no
52:32
more monochromatic characters. Back and white. She is her entire body is one
52:42
color. Yeah. M hmm that's she didn't host karaoke, night host or
52:51
anything. Britta. Sure not. Not a bartender, not a tender on
52:55
the ship. She's she's been to a lot of bars. Don't think she's
52:59
ever ten one. Do you think there's a Far Escape comic book? No,
53:01
damn, but yeah I didn't think so either. We got the extra
53:06
challenge it pretty sure I would have heard about that. There is all right,
53:09
three full rounds down. I'm sorry, h No more monochromatic characters.
53:17
Characters who are only one cop? Oh man, you do, hoggy,
53:27
you're up? Yeah? Her hair and her skin are all white. Oh
53:34
yeah, that one. I know who she? Okay? Cool? A
53:37
robot? No? You sure? What the fuck? It doesn't want to
53:47
like the ships alive? Yes, okay, cool? I figured something new.
53:52
Something I was star Escape Far Far Escape. Stars genuinely feel bad for
54:00
you that you've never experienced. First, everybody bad because it ended all quick
54:05
and shit. No oh, we wanted them to get a you know,
54:09
a finish for it, because it did kind of at the end of season
54:13
four. But they did a miniseries called The Peacekeeper Wars and it ties up
54:16
everything beautifully. Oh well, fantastic, Okay, then I guess it wouldn't
54:21
be bad to watch, but I was just like, I wouldn't want to
54:22
watch. I was like, everybody bitched about this when I watch, we
54:27
bitched about it, and they eventually made an ending. Also, okay,
54:30
so trying to remember all the fucking things you were already Yeah, I know,
54:36
good luck. I was like trying to drop both of you out for
54:37
like the last two minutes. Uh oh god, Um, what would be
54:44
safe to say now? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing safe? Yes? Pass
54:52
no um. Roger from American Dad. He one Color challenge. He's an
55:02
al, he's gray, he's all great. I thought, ah, yeah,
55:07
Roger, very well. Yeah, I wanted this end. Sorry,
55:10
no, it was a good shot. I was sitting here going out for
55:15
some reason. I was thinking that was the name of the data out American
55:17
Data Alas not one Color, and then said I'm like, oh shit,
55:22
yeah he is. Sorry dude, he is good call, good catch.
55:25
Yes it is share hey bucket term back to challenge. She's co hosted something
55:37
I'll bet, I'll I'll bet almost anything. So there is a sunny and
55:43
share. She wasn't on the view. Here's somebody different in case you missed
55:57
it, legendary singers. Share was the co host on The Kelly Clarkson Show
56:00
on Friday December third, twenty twenty two. Oh that's bowl right word in
56:10
nineteen seventy four, although they appeared as co hosts of another television show in
56:15
nineteen twenty six and seventy. That's the Encyclopedia Britannica entry on Sunny and Share.
56:22
The Real Share died like forever ago, No, no, sorry,
56:25
you you lose. You're eliminated, and I fucking win each shit trying to
56:37
wrigle out of it, and you're like, I want this to be over,
56:39
Like, no, you don't. If you're fighting back, you're right.
56:44
You wanted to be over, but you wanted to win. There's a
56:45
difference. I want bulls. Yeah I was. I was running out of
56:50
ideas. Thank god. That was stressful. I was like, why why
56:53
does it get so cutthroat so fast? It's because it's the end of the
57:00
episode two, and it's we should try it at the beginning once and see
57:05
what happens and try to wind down from it. Let's see what happens.
57:09
We'll do a little more. Basket will surprise everybody, won't even Planet and
57:14
all of a sudden, Damn, no more bastards up front. Yeah,
57:16
boom, just one point bitches, that's only worth that's a three point game.
57:28
It's tough, it is. It is very difficult. Well. I
57:30
hope you enjoyed listening to our ramblings, and I hope further you enjoy the
57:37
revelation that Aggie has a J shaped asshole. Yes. Um, it's like
57:40
little candy canes. It's perfect around Christmas, man, I just hook him
57:46
up with so many beans and potatoes. It's awesome. I just get a
57:52
little cookie cutter out. He's been a little white spray paint. God.
58:01
Wait, upper case or a lowercase. It's lowercase with a dot. Just
58:10
put a dot on the shop. Literally the only difference. Wow. So
58:22
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buttle. I can't get the camera around to take the picture to find it.
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Honey, honey, camere look at my ball hole. I need you
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to take a picture and send it to this podcast. Get so many talking
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about hope. Please don't do it. They're gonna go right down your words,
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not the selfie sticky asole. All right, the only way out is
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through Uh yes, so ugain. I hope you enjoyed this episode. If
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you haven't, what the fuck are you doing? Um, that's gonna be
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it from us. You can catch me online as pants Saren most places.
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I am also on Twitter as than novel thh any novel. Um. You
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you send us a jeni Oh my god, yes, so there's that.
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Um. You can, as I already mentioned, leaves voicemails for any reason
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you want to financially support this insanity. And honestly, after this episode,
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why wouldn't you go to patreon dot com slash b fy TW. There's just
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give you a whole bunch of extra stuff. You'll get all the extra behind
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just for our patreons. So it's worth checking out and I highly recommend it.
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Of course I would us weird. We enjoy getting money and using it
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to better our show and get nice do cool things and go go see cool
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people and do crazy shows with them. It is all largely thanks to our
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current list of patrons include Mexican Raspberry, Flayos, Kristen F, Aaron S,
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Thank you so much for supporting Rock. You guys are making it more awesome,
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making us available and able to do more an interesting cooling uh and improve
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our setup to the point we have our own mini studio U and I guarantee
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like none of this would be possible without you, So thank you. UM,
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but that is going to be it from us, why because that's why
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very awesome show. Wow, It's like