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#138: 47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie, music release a scary movie, the podcast where we
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  talked about the good, the bad, the ugly, and be of stirred and
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  all of our favorite and least favorite Gary movies because we
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  believe every horror movie rightfully, has its fanbase.
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  And if we don't always get it, my name is Travis.
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  My name is Jessie. Today, we are talking the 29th.
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  Teen sequel technically. 47 meters down uncage.
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  Yeah. If you're wondering why we
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  jumped straight to the sequel instead of the original.
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  It's because the only thing in common is sharks.
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  Yeah, I guess and well, I was going to save water but like, of
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  course, those sneaky Lynch. I think that's a thing inside.
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  One. Okay, I don't have any
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  announcements. Okay.
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  Well I have our poll results, okay, so week's episode.
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  I am very excited to hear. Yeah, I like this pole.
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  I'm glad that we did this. So we talked about scream to
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  last week. And during that episode, we
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  talked about some of the rumored original killers that we're
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  going to be in that movie that were scrapped whenever the
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  script tweaked. We just wanted to know who you
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  would have kept from that original.
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  Draft. Okay, so the options, by the
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  way, are Derek cotton and Hallie.
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  So on Instagram, we have 11% for Derek, 50% free cotton, and 39%
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  for Hallie. And over on Twitter 13%, Derek
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  63 percent cotton 24% Hallie. So, it sounds like a lot of
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  people want cotton to be the killer.
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  I kind of agree. Yes, I think after so much of
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  his deal is wanting to be exonerated for him.
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  Just snap and become the actual killer.
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  I think would be a fun commentary.
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  Yeah, I think it would be kind of cool out of all of them.
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  He has more of a past. So I guess it makes more sense.
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  Like the other ones, it's just like the roommate, Halle.
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  And then the other one is said the boyfriend again, which we
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  had in the first one. Yeah, I think I would have been
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  annoyed for it to be the boyfriend again.
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  Yeah. And then what we got instead was
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  Timothy Olyphant which is more of a, what the fuck.
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  Why are you the Killer type deal.
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  I mean, he's fun on screen. He's, I just feel like he needed
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  more on screen. It is more build up.
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  Yeah, yeah. He's, he's kind of a week
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  killer, but, yeah. Okay, cotton.
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  Yeah, it's unanimous. I mean, it's literally not but
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  an hour in. Okay, unanimous out there for
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  you guys. Not so much but everybody, it's
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  more in favor of cotton. Yeah.
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  Soon, our poles are probably going to be changing because of
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  Can Twitter and its new Overlord.
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  What happened? You have to be verified to
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  create pools or participate in Polo.
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  Seriously? Yeah, that's the new thing that
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  they're doing. Yep.
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  No fucking way. Seriously, that's so shitty.
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  Yeah, yeah. So, we will probably have to
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  stick to Instagram only within a couple weeks.
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  Okay. It's always bumping over on
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  Instagram post. Every Friday.
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  You all are doing good. I appreciate the turnouts.
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  All right, onto shirks. All right?
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  Sure sure looks 47 meters down uncage was released August, 16th
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  2019. We watched it on Netflix, but it
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  is also currently available to rent on Redbox YouTube, Vudu,
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  Google play or prime. This was originally a Prime
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  movie and I think it was an exclusive and that's why I was
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  kind of surprised that we watch it on Netflix yesterday.
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  I'm pretty sure that's where we watched it.
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  The first time is because it was that was where was released.
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  I don't think it release anywhere else.
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  I remember. The first time we watch this, it
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  just it felt like a good Spring movie for us because we double
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  featured it with Spring Breakers.
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  That's right, we did it. Yeah.
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  I don't think I have ever watched the first one all the
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  way through every time that we have.
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  Put it on. I have fallen asleep.
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  Yeah, yeah and I feel like they're fairly different movies,
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  tonally. From what I've watched of the
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  first one. I think that that's true.
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  It's a lot. It's a lot more single location
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  and the first one and I think it's very I get very freaked out
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  by these movies. It's less the shark element and
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  more. The stuck underwater element
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  that scares the shit out of me. I think they.
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  Yeah, they both work well, because this, that one.
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  Yeah, it's all in the cage. This one uncaged.
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  Oh, I don't know. So we get more freedom.
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  Um but it's still a lot of underwater exploration.
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  Yeah. So we did have some returning
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  crew members so the writers director and music and I think
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  the production company we're all returning.
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  So it's the same dudes. Okay.
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  Yeah. So there is that connection to
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  it but story-wise nothing. Nothing.
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  Okay, yeah, that's fine. Okay.
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  So it was written by Ernest riera and Johannes Roberts
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  directed by Johannes Roberts music by tommen Andy.
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  All right, Tom, and I remember 70s a and I was just thinking,
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  that's an interesting, interesting name.
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  Okay. I'm assuming the special effects
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  group was like an actual company because there were several
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  people listed, but the head of it was Christian Mallet.
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  They listed the company same in the opening credits.
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  I can't remember sisters I missed it, I always miss it.
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  I know. Okay.
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  Starring sophina lease as Mia Corinth Fox is Sasha Brianne Jew
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  as Alexa cysteine, Rose. Stallone as Nicole and John
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  Corbett is Grant. And yes, that is Sylvester.
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  Stallone's daughter. Yes.
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  And Jesse pointed out last night.
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  That there's also somebody that worked on this movie.
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  Whose last name is Randall ambo. See you guys alone and Rambo and
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  the same movie do. And it's kind of in an
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  environment that Rambo would be taking place in, right?
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  It's in Mexico. I don't know where I've ever
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  watched a Rambo movie, but it's always in like the jungle, like
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  Wilderness type area. Keep going.
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  I just want to hear your theories on rainbows.
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  That's that's what happens, right?
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  He's like, I don't know, really anything about Rambo but I will
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  say that it's about Sylvester Stallone, AK Rambo and he Maybe
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  is gone Rogue and he is having to either destroy the evil
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  people on his own or he's bad and now he's good.
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  He's got to be good. So that's just one wouldn't do
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  that if you were bad guy. Yeah, I mean that's it, right?
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  Like he's like trying to either save a group of people or he's
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  trying to take down the group of people by himself.
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  Am I wrong? I'll update you guys.
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  If Travis ever watches Rambo, am I really that far off?
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  I mean, it's always in the jungle, right?
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  I saw like a clip of him jumping from the fucking cliff into the
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  water, which is a thing that happens in this movie.
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  Okay, that's okay. Hanging head.
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  Well, I think that this is budget.
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  It's a very nice looking movie and I, I can't imagine it's
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  cheap to do a lot of underwater filming.
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  Yes, there's actually an underwater Studio that they
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  filmed in. I was wondering how they did
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  that. Okay.
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  Should have 12 million. Okay, that's pretty good.
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  It's pretty decent. Yeah, opening box office of 8.4
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  million in a worldwide, gross of forty seven point five million.
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  Currently stands at a 5 out of 10 on.
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  IMDb did not realize that this released in theaters so I guess
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  Prime have the exclusive streaming rights for a while.
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  Yeah there were some places and in the UK I think it went
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  straight to DVD. Hmm.
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  So it wasn't necessarily like that's a big Global release.
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  I mean that's a pretty Isn't gross.
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  At least they made money off of it.
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  Yeah. I said I'm leaving and I'm
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  sorry, 5 out of 10. That's not bad.
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  Okay, I pulled three movies from 2019 and the theme is movies.
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  We saw in theaters. Hey okay.
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  So the first one is us. Okay.
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  Released March 22nd, 2019 budget of 20 million.
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  Wow. You know.
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  Okay, yeah. And a worldwide gross of two
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  hundred and fifty six million. What about that movie needed?
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  20 million dollars. Tim Heidecker.
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  Ask because I Tim Heidecker, don't Cheap.
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  It's Tim. I yeah.
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  Jordan Scientology. Movie wife Elisabeth Moss?
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  Yeah. She's high off of handmade cell
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  here and he's high off of Tim and Eric, he's high.
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  Yeah. That's I'm happy that he's in
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  the end. That's a decent movie.
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  That's one that you need to turn your brain off, but if you do
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  that, you can enjoy it. I think it's one that is there's
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  a lot going on with it and it needs a lot of unpacking.
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  It is right. Really?
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  Like most of it. Yeah.
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  It's my least favorite of his movies but that doesn't mean
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  it's a bad movie. Yeah.
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  It's not really one that I would like be like.
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  Yeah let's put on us. I think if you take away a lot
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  of the underground stuff I think it's one of those that the less
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  explanation you have the nice be more mysterious.
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  Yeah. Just like way.
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  A board with explaining things. Yeah, come on.
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  Jordan, that's a sophomore slump, and I know that happens
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  to some of them. It's okay, he came right back
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  with, nope. He was like, I said, we don't
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  want that much explanation. Okay.
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  None. How about a monkey with a
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  standing shoe banana? Don't not gonna explain that.
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  It's a banana. It was a banana.
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  Is she? I can't remember why it's a shoe
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  because of monkey. Yeah.
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  Okay, yeah. Just a stand-in shoe.
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  Not going to explain it. Massacre, it's a classical
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  anyway. Us has a six point eight out of
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  ten on IMDb. That's generous.
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  No, I think it's you still think that warrants a 6.
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  Yeah it's pointing. That's almost seven.
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  Yeah, that's pretty fucked your fucking rules.
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  Even least successful in our eyes, film is still really
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  fucking good. I put more towards 5:00.
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  Hmm. I guess what to talk about that
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  saying we should just have a whole Jordan Peele month.
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  He got range with all of them. Yeah, exactly.
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  Okay, second movie, Mama Mama. Oh yeah, I can't not sound every
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  bit of like born in Tennessee. Yeah.
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  Wow released May 31st, 2019 budget bug, Ted 5 million.
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  Yep, I could see that. I'm just surprised Octavia
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  Spencer. I feel like, it's pretty big
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  get. Yeah, she is.
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  Is but like, you know, she's probably the most expensive
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  thing about that movie. Well, dried gross, 61 million
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  was a good for them. It's good.
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  Yeah. IMDb you five point six out of
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  ten. That's that's accurate.
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  This is a movie that you just turn your brain off and enjoy
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  even more. So I think that this movie is
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  more for having fun. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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  It is 100% popcorn movie us had a good message.
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  I think this one is like, let's watch, ma hang out with a bunch
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  of kids. And be a bad bad person.
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  Buy it now and then finally escape room.
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  Oh nice okay cool that released January 4th 2019 bug Ted of 9
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  million so almost budget, almost worldwide, gross of 155 million.
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  Currently on IMDb with a 6 point 4 out of 10.
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  That one's good too. That's a, it's been a like, a
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  uptick of Escape. Themed movies, I think.
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  And I think that that's definitely like the best of the
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  group. It's kind of like with all of
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  the like the haunt movies that exist.
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  Now my content. Yeah things going wrong.
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  Oh yeah. Haunted attractions like, oh
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  what? If there's actually murders
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  happening but nobody believes it.
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  I'm a sucker for that premise every single time same with
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  these. Yeah, exactly.
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  It's a good premise. I mean that's how we watch the
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  movie with the successful realize woman.
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  That's true. Yeah, so maybe we'll talk about
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  it. Sometime maybe, maybe I've got
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  three taglines. Okay, cool, let's do this.
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  It's something about cages, right?
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  No. Okay, the person is the next
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  chapter. Oh wait.
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  Is that on the poster? No, none of these is on the
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  poster. Okay.
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  So they're just not good. Yeah.
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  Okay. Last summer, the greatest
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  predator. I brought our deepest fears to
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  those surface. Next summer, the fear goes
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  deeper, mmm. I liked the first part of it
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  better. You don't need to talk about
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  next summer. Well, I know it's talking about
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  the first, yeah, but still, just keep it at like, we're the
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  deepest fear to the surface, whatever, you know, just keep it
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  at that then you'll probably like the third.
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  Oh, okay, cool. Fear runs deep.
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  Um, no, I think the thing that I like the most is about it coming
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  to the surface Because the shark does come to the surface in this
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  movie multiple times. Not walking are coming to the
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  surface was in relation to the first one.
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  It wasn't in relation to this one.
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  I know. I'm just saying.
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  You got, I don't, I don't, I honestly don't know.
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  It's going to be interesting to doing a tagline for this one
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  because I don't know what to do. It's not Rambo, maybe it's Rambo
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  we drew our own First Blood, okay.
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  So this movie was announced In 2017 and as 48 meters down.
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  Yeah, I remember you were joking about that.
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  Being the title of the sequel. Yes, back.
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  When we first watched this? Yeah, I was like, oh, there's a
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  sequel to this movie. Hope they call it 48 meters
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  down, and then you looked it up and you're like, that's what
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  they're calling it. And I was like, keep this but
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  eventually that title changed to 47 meters down the next chapter.
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  And then eventually it was renamed to uncaged.
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  Yeah, I feel like 48 meters down hits the campy.
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  You can't be your nature of this a little bit better.
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  I don't think they're going for camp with us.
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  Not well too bad because they they achieved it.
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  No, I do I think that this is a pretty like, actually tense
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  movie. It's pretty decent.
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  When it's not, I don't think it's super campy.
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  I think it could have gone. Super hardcore.
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  Can't be With it. I think the non shark moments
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  are very lifetime, you think so? Yeah.
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  Hmm, maybe maybe a little bit, okay.
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  Principal photography ran from December 2018 to February 20
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  1962. That's, I feel like that's a
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  really short time frame to shoot that much underwater stuff,
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  because I can't imagine how much choreography under water flowing
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  takes also, like underwater sets, there were Pretty crazy.
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  Like he had to build like a whole lot City that Whirlpool.
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  Mmm. How do you even safely film
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  that? I don't know.
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  I don't know how they do. A lot of that.
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  Some of this. This was initially set to
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  release in June 2019 but they ended up pushing it back to
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  avoid any competition with Annabelle.
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  Comes home. Mmm.
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  Yeah. Same demographic.
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  Yeah. The people really into the shark
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  underwater. Movies are going to be.
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  Yeah, if you want a Sharks equal.
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  You. You're also going to want a
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  killer doll sequel. I think that.
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  I mean with us because I mean, we would have watched both, I
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  think. Yeah, I we dropped off somewhere
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  in the Annabelle franchise. I don't remember where the first
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  we haven't watched any of the sequels have we not, we have not
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  even though they're all very good but I watched one of them,
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  don't we watch the first Annabelle in theaters and that
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  was that we've watched many of the other contouring Universe
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  movies but not that See. Okay, we haven't even watched
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  the nun. We haven't watched a lot of the
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  spin-off stuff from that. I had just I know it's a weird
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  thing to build a verse on. I like them but I think that
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  they work as pieces to a bigger story rather than being the
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  focus. Yeah, that's kind of how I feel.
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  I feel like I had a very early expectation set for me with
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  killer dolls and Chucky and if it's not Like that it just
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  doesn't, it doesn't ring a bell. It's different.
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  It's like Supernatural. I like it.
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  I think it's fine. I would be into watching those.
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  I've heard that they're very good.
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  I'm sorry. Are you implying that?
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  Charles Lee Ray transferring his soul into the vessel.
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  That is a good guy. Doll is not in some way shape or
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  form Supernatural. Well, Yeah, I guess.
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  But like, it's more of like a sweatshirt.
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  I think he's got personality, Annabelle.
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  Don't say shit. Exactly, exactly.
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  Okay. That's it for my phone fax.
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  Okay, no, no, I doubt there. No, that's fine.
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  I wasn't expecting to see a lot. So I thought, they'd never, let
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  me fucking talk. Whenever I, we were watching
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  this last night, I was thinking to myself that there's probably
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  a lot of really cool behind-the-scenes footage for
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  how they filmed a lot of those. Yes, this is one of those that I
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  legitimately want the DVD. So I can watch the behind the
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  scenes stuff. I want to know how they filmed
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  this it up on YouTube. I'm sure it's on there.
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  Yeah, but You want to actually have it?
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  Yeah, okay. Yeah.
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  No. I mean, I like this movie.
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  You talking to me? I get you.
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  I'm talking to you Travis. Yeah.
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  What's good? What's bad?
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  What's ugly? What's absurd, what do you rate
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  this? The good.
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  I think that this is a very tense underwater movie because
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  that is a very naturally scary setting.
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  And I think this movie, it kind of reminds me of Like a little
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  bit of that distant. Oh my God.
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  I was thinking that. Yeah, like The Descent, but if
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  they were all still hormonal teenagers, hormonal teenagers
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  and underwater in a cave instead of, like, just ya doing
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  spelunking. Yeah, yeah, that's shit.
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  Right there is terrifying. And this movie hits on a water
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  that stuff. At least in this week, an
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  excuse, Nicole, for being a selfish self-absorbed brat
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  because she's like 17. Yeah.
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  Whereas in the, It it's full. Yeah, it's intentional.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  There's a problem isn't of being assholes.
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  Yeah, so yeah I mean that stuff right there always gets me.
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  The distance is one of the most tense movie experiences.
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  We had like Caleb over the other like of while back a few months
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  ago and like I just put it on because I was flipping through
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  Pluto and it was on and then he was never about to walk out the
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  door but then he just stopped at the door and watched it for like
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  five more minutes. Well, and we were talking about
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  like, without even bringing in the monsters.
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  Hours of it. It's just scary scary, just
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  caves and scary just under water is I honestly wish that movie
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  didn't have monsters. Yeah.
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  And this one, right here, at least with this one, the
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  monster, is it still so plot forward and forces It Forward
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  like, it gives them a reason for them to have to go.
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  And it's another obstacle that they have to address, but sharks
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  are real, so it's more believable.
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  And, you know, it, Listen, whenever you see these stupid
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  little vampire monsters or whatever.
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  They are not, I don't know. Like it kind of I think it takes
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  a hit but this one here, it just builds off of it.
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  Makes it that much more intense. Yeah, so that's what it's got
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  going for here. The bad.
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  I think, I don't know. I think that, I think that the
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  shark like, okay, at the end I feel like it had too many like
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  moments where like they're like close to making it and then they
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  get like pulled Away at the last second.
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  That is literally the hour of the movies, the entire last Act
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  of the movie. And like, it happened so many
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  times per second act of the movie.
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  Let's be real. And, yeah, but like, I was just
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  thinking to myself, when we were watching that last night, like I
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  really, really don't want them to keep doing this and then
• 21:25
  every single time that they would get close to safety, it
• 21:27
  would be like, and here's a shark in this gravity, which
• 21:31
  nightmare is it. That I had a problem with
• 21:33
  because it started off with like He dreams of than a dream.
• 21:37
  I think I want to say it was for maybe.
• 21:40
  Um I think you're right. Yeah, for it because that's the
• 21:42
  one that starts off with all the Dream Warriors like getting
• 21:45
  killed and then Freddy gets pissed awakened.
• 21:48
  Yeah, and it was just like frustrating because it's like
• 21:52
  okay well there's only so many times that you can do this gag.
• 21:55
  Yeah, but I think it's a little bit different in this case,
• 21:57
  because the whole tension of the movie is them trying to escape.
• 22:01
  Yeah, I know, but I just like, you know, do different things.
• 22:05
  Things. I don't want to have the same
• 22:07
  spook every single time I would like to have you thoroughly
• 22:12
  watch the first one. I would like to honestly and
• 22:15
  it's not that I'm falling asleep because it's a boring movie,
• 22:17
  it's just that we're watching it had times where like I'm close
• 22:20
  to falling asleep. Anyway, yes.
• 22:22
  Normally, I'm the one that falls asleep in movies, late at night
• 22:25
  on the weekends, but the that first ones.
• 22:28
  Scared me so badly but like, I could not fall asleep.
• 22:32
  Yeah, I remember you waking up afterwards.
• 22:36
  I'm scared, please be awake and you're like it's literally in
• 22:40
  the ocean. We are nowhere near the ocean.
• 22:42
  I can't protect you from anything right now.
• 22:45
  I won't get in the car and drive you to the ocean.
• 22:48
  I guess, I mean, I understand it.
• 22:50
  It's the ugly for this. I think that we see the shark
• 22:57
  well-lit too many times and it kind of looks a little, a little
• 23:01
  fake ksh which, you know, obviously not getting.
• 23:05
  Well, who's to say, obviously not getting real sharks.
• 23:08
  We watch the zombie and the zombie fucking wrestles.
• 23:12
  An actual shark in that movie, and it's like, like a 10-minute
• 23:16
  scene with a real shark wrestling like a real dude.
• 23:20
  But, no, I think that shark looks really good and moments
• 23:24
  when it is, like, masked in the shadows.
• 23:27
  Yeah, it's kind of creeping around.
• 23:29
  There's a lot of moments like that in this movie.
• 23:31
  That get me and the Absurd for this, this I I think it's absurd
• 23:39
  how they are all down there in that Hidden City and like I
• 23:45
  don't even know what's going on, they're mapping it out but like
• 23:49
  Where it cuts that Karl guy and he's like, what is he doing like
• 23:53
  welding underwater? Mmm.
• 23:55
  What is he doing down there? I have no clue.
• 23:58
  Exactly, I think they straight away from talking to you much
• 24:01
  about archaeology because they don't know much about
• 24:03
  archaeology themselves. The whole thing is like they are
• 24:06
  in the Sin City and they're supposed to know how to get
• 24:09
  around but like in reality, none of them really know where the
• 24:12
  fuck they are. Even the people that are doing
• 24:13
  things like they have the tracker and I guess at that
• 24:16
  works but they're like, I don't know.
• 24:18
  Oh the way out of this place. Well they don't either, it was
• 24:21
  just discovered. Yeah, but like even them well I
• 24:25
  guess I don't know, I don't know.
• 24:27
  This one is a hard one for me to pick up surd.
• 24:29
  Okay? So that's just going to be my
• 24:31
  absurd and I'm sticking with it. It's a weird fucking little
• 24:34
  underground city in the water and I don't know anything about
• 24:37
  it. Okay, I'm going to give this
• 24:41
  7.5, okay. Okay, so for me, obviously, I am
• 24:49
  afraid of underwater movies. Yeah, it's just, it's a tense
• 24:53
  thing for me. I picked this one over the first
• 24:56
  one because I think it has a little bit more moments of
• 24:59
  levity. You not feeling quite as
• 25:01
  claustrophobic the whole time, you get the group dynamics going
• 25:05
  on and I do kind of love the constant.
• 25:08
  Like we're free. No, we're not.
• 25:10
  We're free. No, we're not.
• 25:11
  Mmm, I have fun with it. I think that the tension like we
• 25:16
  get so have taking them, uncaging them if you will, I
• 25:22
  think that it does a lot of good things in terms of telling a
• 25:28
  story because you have them moving around and you have way
• 25:32
  more ways for them to get into wacky hijinks and be third, and
• 25:38
  then try and find a way out, but then it's not a way.
• 25:40
  I like I just think it keeps it interesting.
• 25:42
  Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
• 25:44
  And also like introduces new elements to create tension.
• 25:47
  So I think it's I think it's really good the bad.
• 25:53
  Like I said, it feels a little bit too lifetime at points
• 25:57
  because it starts off me and Sasha was like she is not nicest
• 26:01
  day and then they're about to be forced to go on this boat
• 26:05
  together and Catherine is a bitch.
• 26:07
  And then the two friends come up in there, like come with us and
• 26:11
  they're like yeah, fuck you Catherine and then I was on
• 26:13
  there. Friends.
• 26:14
  Yeah. The beginning of this movie is
• 26:17
  really janky. It's all they're trying to like
• 26:20
  Expo dump. And then also trying to like,
• 26:23
  establish relationships in the quickest way.
• 26:25
  It's a very quick resolution to their like, ziplink Hood.
• 26:30
  Yeah. That just, you know, like I'm a
• 26:33
  businesswoman and I hate Christmas awesome about you come
• 26:36
  to the country and decorate, a Christmas tree.
• 26:38
  I let me know pass. Those could be so nice.
• 26:40
  Now, she I'm country now too. Call me Mom.
• 26:46
  Now we have Mom exactly Octavia posters.
• 26:48
  All. Yeah.
• 26:51
  Now, this also the whole thing with her and her mom, like
• 26:56
  that's not my mother isn't that like what she says?
• 26:58
  It was like, that's not my father, whatever.
• 27:00
  They like, they try and like force that whole drama into this
• 27:03
  movie too and that has no place in this movie.
• 27:05
  Yeah. No.
• 27:06
  It was the stepmother talking to Mia saying like your mother
• 27:11
  would be really proud of you if she goes here.
• 27:14
  And she's like well she's not now is change goes.
• 27:16
  Well, I'm really proud of you like showing that the girls are
• 27:20
  generally okay, with the step parents, but it's the
• 27:23
  step-sibling thing that they're they're struggling with yeah.
• 27:26
  Okay. That's kind of normal though.
• 27:29
  I'm sure. Depending on, I can mean that
• 27:32
  can be a normal thing and maybe not your experience, you're
• 27:35
  asking the wrong person with that.
• 27:39
  Well, maybe the right person. I mean, you have you've had that
• 27:41
  experience but like, I don't know, it's just different now.
• 27:44
  No Morgan and I have always been best friend.
• 27:46
  That's what I'm saying like it was a different in your
• 27:48
  experience and other people's experiences.
• 27:50
  Maybe it's not so nice. Yeah yeah the ugly.
• 27:57
  I feel like this isn't how diving Works.
• 28:01
  Probably not. I don't know enough to fully
• 28:04
  call it out but I feel like this is very misleading and I'm also
• 28:09
  going to say that I am so fascinated by the concept of
• 28:12
  diving but pod lead Has ruined any interest I have in it
• 28:16
  because I'm not going to go into a full explanation of it, but
• 28:19
  during the petite. So I go, they have like this
• 28:21
  underwater shoot and one of the contestants sunbae, some know
• 28:25
  someday is talking about how she's got asthma.
• 28:28
  And so going underwater, it's like freaking her out and then
• 28:31
  they went into this hole, deep dive about how ya having asthma
• 28:35
  and scuba diving is really dangerous because there have
• 28:37
  been instances where Paul and has been trapped in the scuba
• 28:40
  gear. And so then your breathing that
• 28:42
  in and I'm like well shit, even if there's Colin just in the
• 28:44
  regular, are I have, you know, asthmatic issues, let alone if
• 28:50
  it's self-contained air. Yeah.
• 28:52
  So like, this movie is frustrating for me because I
• 28:55
  want to go diving, but I am afraid to go diving and I also
• 28:58
  feel like this isn't how diving works.
• 29:00
  You want to go diving yet? You're terrified?
• 29:03
  Yes, yes, Travis I'm complex. Okay, I'm terrified of heights,
• 29:08
  you don't see me trying to skydive.
• 29:14
  Just not at me instead. I'm just saying, like I find it
• 29:19
  fascinating but I really think partially that's because the
• 29:22
  movie makes it look. Oh so cool.
• 29:24
  You're gonna look at Mayan Altar and that's what happens on every
• 29:28
  diving trip, right? Yeah, no matter what you done it
• 29:31
  all my shit. Oh my shit, welcome to the
• 29:37
  Absurd my shit. The ending scene where like,
• 29:44
  literally nobody is helping these girls that are being
• 29:48
  attacked by sharks. Are just like, so then faster.
• 29:51
  Yeah, throwing the Lifesaver. Yeah.
• 29:55
  Yeah. That ship was not equipped to
• 29:57
  have anybody go overboard. I don't think there was even
• 29:59
  anybody piloting. The boat.
• 30:01
  I don't think anybody there was like teenagers with earbuds in
• 30:05
  throwing Chum into the water and that looks like the only staff
• 30:08
  there. I don't know if this carries any
• 30:09
  weight, but there were people wearing red shoes.
• 30:12
  Shorts. Something about red shorts tells
• 30:14
  me that they're in control on a boat and that context only the
• 30:19
  aisle. If you're wearing Rich Works,
• 30:21
  anywhere else. I'll just treat it like a normal
• 30:22
  person. Yeah.
• 30:23
  But on a boat on a boat, you're in charge.
• 30:25
  Okay, Kevin, I'm just following your orders all set.
• 30:33
  I really, really enjoyed this movie and I'm also gonna give it
• 30:36
  a seven point five. Okay, cool.
• 30:38
  Alright, I'm glad that. We're like, right and wine.
• 30:40
  Yes, okay. Are we ready?
• 30:43
  I'm ready. Okay let's let's talk about
• 30:45
  this. Okay, so we are first introduced
• 30:50
  to somebody falling headfirst into some water.
• 30:53
  At first, I was like if somebody diving but then I realized that
• 30:56
  there are books and a bag falling into the water too.
• 30:58
  So probably not it turns out it's Mia.
• 31:02
  And she's being bullied by a bunch of Mean Girls and they
• 31:05
  pushed her into the pool, outside the school?
• 31:07
  Yeah. Oh sorry.
• 31:09
  I thought it didn't you? Catherine I'm Katherine.
• 31:13
  So her stepsister, Sasha, and her friends.
• 31:17
  Alexa and Nicole, see this. And she's like, she's not my
• 31:21
  sister. And me a Stomps away Saga, Lee
• 31:25
  and goes and gets her stuff. Mom's car and said shastra,
• 31:29
  Joanne's and I love the first couple minutes of this because
• 31:32
  it's no less than 10 people saying.
• 31:34
  Why is me all wet and nobody answering?
• 31:38
  And that's the only answer we do.
• 31:40
  Get is Sasha going. It's not my Nobody likes her.
• 31:43
  Well, yeah, they go back to the house and the dad's asking what
• 31:46
  happened to me as she just storms by the mom?
• 31:49
  Like, what happened to me? I she's like, I'll go talk to
• 31:51
  her and then she has to like, he has to grab Sasha me.
• 31:54
  What the fuck happened to me? You're not leaving because
• 31:57
  nobody likes her and he goes, that's a real.
• 32:00
  That's what happened thing to say.
• 32:02
  She got wet because nobody likes her.
• 32:04
  He's talking told me. That's what happened here.
• 32:06
  Sasha, that's don't physically possible suction.
• 32:11
  It's always She cried all over herself.
• 32:14
  So this is how we learned that we are in Yucatan, Mexico.
• 32:18
  Her Grant, Mia's dad's lost her stepfather.
• 32:22
  I he is a researcher of some sort.
• 32:25
  He's got a team, they uncovered a passageway into this Mayan
• 32:29
  city. That is now under water.
• 32:31
  So they're trying to prep it for some European archaeologists to
• 32:35
  come in. Yeah, that's that's all we know
• 32:38
  about the spacer mapping out a Mayan civilization, whatever.
• 32:42
  So he was supposed to have like father-daughter time with them
• 32:45
  this weekend, he's like, but I've got this cool shark-tooth
• 32:49
  for you and I'm also going to put you on a boat with a glass
• 32:53
  floor. That's a lie and you can watch
• 32:56
  sharks eat. Yeah.
• 32:58
  It's like a glass window. Yeah.
• 33:00
  Yeah yeah. Of course for would be kind of
• 33:02
  cool. That would also be really
• 33:04
  terrified would be terrifying. It's kind of like kind of like
• 33:07
  going back up into the sky where they have this in skyscrapers?
• 33:10
  Yep, exactly. That terrifies me.
• 33:12
  Me even more because like there you can actually just fall.
• 33:14
  He goes to let Mia says that it's for tourists and Sasha says
• 33:19
  she has plans. Neither of them is feeling this
• 33:21
  and he's like too bad. Yeah.
• 33:23
  Yeah. Like is this like a school trip
• 33:25
  to because the Mean Girls are there too.
• 33:27
  Yeah. I'm very confused.
• 33:28
  It's a good. Yeah, it seems like the classes.
• 33:32
  They're also like there's a lot of American seeming folks here
• 33:42
  in the Yucatan. Yeah, I mean he's they're not
• 33:44
  from here. They're there for his trip.
• 33:47
  Yeah. And she's already got what it
• 33:50
  seems to be established history with these girls.
• 33:53
  Yes. And I'm very confused by it.
• 33:57
  I don't know. I wasn't very like, almost like
• 33:59
  a military like foreign base type feel where it's like.
• 34:05
  OK, these kids are not from this country but they are all like
• 34:09
  here. For whatever reason.
• 34:11
  But I don't I don't feel like that's how it works with
• 34:14
  research. It's like this movie Wanted It
• 34:17
  set itself in Mexico but then it's like, but let's pretend
• 34:20
  we're still in America guys and it was filmed in the Dominican
• 34:24
  Republic, really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure if I
• 34:26
  remember reading that correctly. Yeah, it's kind of confusing
• 34:30
  whenever we're about to get so far removed from this.
• 34:32
  It's not. Yeah, it really doesn't matter.
• 34:34
  Except for in these couple of confusing School scenes.
• 34:37
  Yeah. So it's the Next day and they're
• 34:40
  going to go on the trip but the Mean Girls are there and then
• 34:43
  Sasha's friends decide to pull up in their Jeep and try and
• 34:47
  convince Sasha to come along and Mia also for I guess.
• 34:52
  And you know me it's a sad lonely nerd girl because she is
• 34:55
  wearing a very wrong. Yeah.
• 34:57
  I don't understand like they were trying to say oh she's
• 34:59
  looking over all its look at her and I'm like that's kind of like
• 35:02
  a normal thing for people to wear now, but I mean in this
• 35:05
  movie isn't even that old this is 2017 when they were 29, 1820.
• 35:10
  You said that they started shooting at 28th and rounds to
• 35:12
  in 2017 started shooting late, 2018.
• 35:14
  Okay. Well, 2018 either way.
• 35:16
  People Rock. Fashion changes a lot in five
• 35:18
  years. Yeah, that's right.
• 35:20
  Yeah, either way. These are they're all going.
• 35:23
  There are they all fucked off? They're not doing the tourist
• 35:26
  shit anymore that are going to go, explore.
• 35:29
  Whatever, Alexis says, because I guess what?
• 35:31
  Alexis taking the lead here, Alexa show us cool tourist
• 35:35
  spots. So they go into this jungle like
• 35:43
  area. I don't know what you call these
• 35:44
  types of like the Wilderness. It's not the world I struggled
• 35:48
  so hard to write. That's why I asked you.
• 35:50
  As I was like what do you call this place?
• 35:51
  I saw on Quarry. I mean it's fine.
• 35:55
  We're not geologists here. We found a cliff that leads into
• 36:00
  a lot of water. Yeah, so they're going to go
• 36:03
  party there and this is where the people that are working on
• 36:07
  mapping the place out. I have kind of set up.
• 36:10
  Alexa is dating one of the guys that's working there, so ready?
• 36:14
  Yeah. Ben and he gave her like a sneak
• 36:16
  preview of the place and I think it was not really allowed.
• 36:20
  Yeah. It definitely seems kind of
• 36:23
  sketchy and Mia's. Like, my dad is here today and I
• 36:28
  like now he's working on that other side of the city of the
• 36:31
  other entrance. Yeah.
• 36:34
  So it's convenient because he's not there to see them.
• 36:36
  But he's also close enough by The rest able to rescue you.
• 36:40
  Exactly. Yes.
• 36:42
  So we've got, we get like a little bit of a montage of them
• 36:46
  driving than hiking and hooting and hollering and then when they
• 36:49
  get to the cliff, the Music Stops, they have.
• 36:53
  This moment where they all are jumping in and music, we should
• 36:55
  take the path down and Sasha crabs.
• 36:57
  Our hands. Jesus fuck path.
• 36:58
  Where your sisters now and then they jump in together.
• 37:01
  I like to imagine that. This is like a way of them
• 37:04
  tricking her into getting herself.
• 37:06
  Wet again again. Yeah, we got you, we got you
• 37:09
  your wedding. Like she's like they all get out
• 37:14
  of the water and they're dry. Yeah.
• 37:17
  Like they like when did the Nets even notice and that's down
• 37:22
  there. Yeah, so then we have another
• 37:26
  Montage of them swimming and jumping, and hooting and
• 37:31
  hollering hooting and hollering. Yeah, so Alexa explains that
• 37:35
  this is the entrance to the city and that That Ben had showed her
• 37:40
  this spot and had even taken her into the like the first
• 37:45
  passageway so she could see the Altar and she was like, it's
• 37:48
  really cool. Well, all the equipment is
• 37:51
  conveniently they're set up for the archaeologists and I like,
• 37:53
  let's take a quick lap which is kind of a dick move for.
• 37:56
  The simple fact that this equipment is going to be used by
• 37:58
  the archaeologists and it's going to make Grant look like a
• 38:00
  douchebag. They're using all the oxygen
• 38:03
  that also very convenient that there's for exactly enough for
• 38:07
  them all. Yeah.
• 38:08
  Well Europe only Sons archaeologists in groups of
• 38:11
  four. Travis is this worries?
• 38:13
  Like yes. So Alexis like alright follow me
• 38:20
  because I'm the only one, that knows the way and I barely know
• 38:22
  the way be careful not to kick up.
• 38:24
  Any stilt, don't touch anything. So clearly people are going to
• 38:29
  touch things and kick up sold all yeah I got into yeah she's
• 38:35
  so they get through the first tunnel and they've got like this
• 38:39
  whole lighting setup. So she turns it on and it's it's
• 38:43
  really cool but it's also really creepy at first because the city
• 38:46
  was built underground and then the water levels Rose in it, it
• 38:51
  covered the city so that's a type of stuff is like if you see
• 38:56
  that under water Sir, it's kind of scary.
• 38:59
  Yeah. Like so when you first see the
• 39:01
  statues, mmm, when they light it up at first, I was like, oh my
• 39:05
  God, is that bodies? Yeah, it freaked me out.
• 39:08
  I mean, this is we watched the whole thing on Expo about
• 39:11
  underwater stuff and I can explain like, even just looking
• 39:13
  at wreckage has like shipwrecks underwater.
• 39:16
  It's just so it's strange-looking.
• 39:18
  Yeah. It well, your brain doesn't
• 39:19
  process it. Because this type of stuff isn't
• 39:21
  supposed to be under water. We understand it as being
• 39:24
  land-based items. So when Underwater, your brain
• 39:28
  is like this doesn't match anything that we've been taught
• 39:31
  over the. How many years you've been
• 39:32
  alive. Exactly.
• 39:33
  This is not what it's supposed to be here.
• 39:35
  Spooky spooky. Yeah.
• 39:37
  I feel like archaeologists probably have to constantly
• 39:39
  rewire their brains either their neural mapping is just all over
• 39:43
  the place where they just like fucking psychos sociopath so
• 39:47
  have any emotional like okay cool, maybe my shit maybe
• 39:54
  they're gonna do one lap around the altar.
• 39:57
  Sure. And then swim out.
• 39:58
  Yep, Nicole baby Stallone rainbow if you will.
• 40:07
  She Rumba. I was she thinks she sees
• 40:12
  something and it is really hard to tell it first, if she was
• 40:15
  just fucking with them or not because she's kind of a wild
• 40:18
  card, the show, actually, like there's activity over on like
• 40:23
  that side of things. So she goes to look at it.
• 40:27
  And it's a fish. Mexican tetra fish.
• 40:30
  It is a blind Cave Fish. It looks a lot like the piranhas
• 40:34
  and purana it does. I think this is probably why I
• 40:38
  remembered it as being a piranha type movie and yeah, sharks.
• 40:42
  Yeah, my favorite thing about this is raiko, it's scared.
• 40:45
  Well, I can't see, it's not used to people as is probably its
• 40:49
  first experience with anything like this.
• 40:50
  For a moment I'm like, wow, what a display of emotional maturity
• 40:55
  from Nicole who I remembered to To be completely, self-absorbed,
• 40:59
  and then Nicole immediately starts fucking with it.
• 41:01
  I'm like, oh, okay. There's the nickel I remember.
• 41:04
  And then the fish has its own emotional response, very mature
• 41:08
  and it just screams. Ah, that's what I would do if I
• 41:12
  was that fish, like, hey, I'm blind.
• 41:15
  I'm normally down here alone. I don't know who you are.
• 41:18
  Leave me alone. Ah, ah, it actually full-blown
• 41:22
  screams at them though. It's just like It was a very
• 41:27
  powerful scream and it startled us Nicole.
• 41:30
  She shoots backwards into a pillar so she's fucking up this
• 41:36
  like major archaeological Discovery.
• 41:39
  She knocks over the pillar, which hit some of the statues
• 41:42
  and it kicks up. You guessed it since silt.
• 41:46
  Silt, silt, silt, that's like, like ash.
• 41:56
  That's right. Yeah, so because this is, you
• 42:01
  know, but underground basically graveyard at this point like the
• 42:06
  the silt being kicked up, makes it blind.
• 42:08
  Makes them all functionally blind.
• 42:10
  Yes he's shit. Yeah just like that fish that
• 42:13
  they were terrorizing who are part of its plans like all right
• 42:16
  you all want to see this like yeah.
• 42:18
  So They're split up and they're like, trying to talk to each
• 42:23
  other and they're panicking. And then all of a sudden, been
• 42:27
  grabs, the Mia and just like, I you scared me and he goes, let
• 42:31
  me guess Alexa showed you guys and I'm sure Nicole and softer
• 42:36
  over there by the entrance to ha, ha, ha, ha.
• 42:39
  Last time I show her anything, but that's not including his
• 42:43
  dick. Well, he's all wrong because all
• 42:47
  of a sudden, the shark just shows up.
• 42:49
  Yep. Grab them.
• 42:50
  Okay, okay so yeah he's dead now.
• 42:53
  Yep he's very dead. Nay Mia swims back to Sasha and
• 42:58
  Nicole they don't believe that any of this happened until the
• 43:02
  Starks shark starts chasing them.
• 43:05
  So they're swimming in the shark is a little weasel chubbers
• 43:09
  chubbers you little chubbers and he can't quite fit down that the
• 43:13
  tunnel and he's wriggling and trying and it causes some
• 43:17
  collapsing and basically the girls can't get out the way they
• 43:20
  came in. Yeah.
• 43:22
  And that's very tense. Also, this is kind of playing
• 43:26
  Into The Descent type stuff. I was talking about before.
• 43:29
  Yeah, we're like caves collapse. You don't have that insurance.
• 43:32
  You not have to explore Uncharted territories to try and
• 43:35
  find your way out, which is terrifying.
• 43:37
  Yeah, yeah. But they realized been, how does
• 43:41
  guideline with him, because he called them basically idiots for
• 43:44
  not having a guideline of their own.
• 43:47
  So they're going to follow it to the entrance that they were
• 43:49
  working from that day. So they're going to go find that
• 43:54
  they check all of their are, and they're all between like 30 and
• 43:57
  40% of their are left. I have how do they use so much
• 44:01
  are. Well here's my thing.
• 44:03
  They've just been doing a little leisurely swim up until now -
• 44:07
  that Panic. Yeah.
• 44:09
  But we're about to get about 70% of the movie without.
• 44:14
  Yeah and they've got this. Yeah, there's are doesn't run
• 44:17
  out. Equally not only the so confused
• 44:20
  by it and they're like hyperventilating.
• 44:22
  The most the time too. Because they're panicking.
• 44:24
  Yeah. They're they're breathing way
• 44:25
  too much. Yeah.
• 44:27
  What's one thing? And that's the thing that people
• 44:29
  always tell you in situations like this if you have like a
• 44:32
  limited are just remain calm. Don't waste your breath.
• 44:36
  But how how are you supposed to remain calm in a situation like
• 44:39
  that? Like that's just immediately
• 44:41
  Panic music. Well, they find the line and it
• 44:45
  leads down some stairs, which this is just creepy stairs
• 44:48
  underwater. You're going even deeper under
• 44:50
  water. What was been doing?
• 44:52
  Why did he decide to go inside the house and just like, go up
• 44:55
  the stairs? That was very, he was doing his
• 44:58
  job, I guess? So yeah.
• 45:00
  It's just sad. They're the one you should be
• 45:02
  asking. What were they doing there?
• 45:04
  I still just don't really have a full grasp on.
• 45:07
  What's going down here? I don't understand.
• 45:10
  We are not meant to think too hard about it.
• 45:11
  I guess, I guess. We get a cool setting out of
• 45:14
  this, that's all we need to know Colony.
• 45:17
  Okay? So they find the end of the line
• 45:21
  because unfortunately, it's been severed.
• 45:24
  Yeah. And it's all in the catacombs.
• 45:26
  No. Would ya put on top of the
• 45:29
  Catacombs that they had already started?
• 45:32
  It's so creepy. Yep.
• 45:33
  So there's all kinds of dead bodies down there.
• 45:35
  They the wine has ended and then they end up they see the tracker
• 45:40
  thing. Yeah.
• 45:41
  Umm a What would be? Thank you guys, like a little
• 45:44
  tiny submarine that just kind of think of it like a Roomba, a
• 45:48
  water. Roomba.
• 45:49
  Yeah. And then the shark shark don't
• 45:53
  like it it attacks. So but it swims over them
• 45:59
  they're all really quiet really still and it's fine until a low
• 46:02
  are alarm goes off and then he comes for them.
• 46:06
  They go swimming they get through a little tiny tunnel.
• 46:10
  The the shark definitely can't get through.
• 46:13
  They found an air pocket. Yes.
• 46:15
  So they check their are percentages.
• 46:18
  I'm actually wrote them down this time they have 22 percent
• 46:22
  twenty percent nineteen percent in twenty one percent.
• 46:25
  So not not a lot not what you know they used 60% just doing a
• 46:31
  leisurely swim through the city, but all that, 10% going through
• 46:35
  all that shit. Talking Nicole said I talk about
• 46:38
  how fat sausages ass was, which is insane because Sasha's, like
• 46:41
  the, the First. Yeah, she's the tallest but
• 46:45
  she's the leanest. Yeah well I should've taken that
• 46:49
  stuff back. Yeah you don't have hair.
• 46:51
  Yeah, exactly. So yeah now okay they're in the
• 46:53
  air pocket Mia says that she's going to go down.
• 46:56
  Thank you, they hear music and they're assuming that means that
• 47:02
  Grant and his assistants must be close by so she's gonna be as
• 47:06
  going to go look and see if there's a way to get to where
• 47:09
  the music is and get some help. Yep.
• 47:13
  So we see in this area, Carl is welding and he's got a nice loud
• 47:18
  speaker. It honestly, like, if you're a
• 47:20
  person that likes to work alone, it seems like kind of a peaceful
• 47:22
  setting. It's very good.
• 47:24
  I don't really think the sound would travel as well as they're
• 47:28
  making us believe in this life because he's got a kaboom box
• 47:31
  under water. It's not.
• 47:32
  Yeah, I still like it's got to be super fucking loud.
• 47:35
  When it gets pulled out of water.
• 47:37
  Probably. Yeah, it's got it.
• 47:38
  It's cool though. I'll give them credit.
• 47:40
  This is a cool scene. The cool setting.
• 47:43
  Yeah well and then his music stops and he's like, come on
• 47:47
  guys, I was jamming so he goes to try and fix it.
• 47:50
  And this is where, oh, fuck, what song was, it?
• 47:53
  It was like a real slow ballad. Oh, I don't know.
• 47:57
  I was playing like after he got it fixed and then he was like,
• 48:00
  something weird is happening and then that's when the shark gets
• 48:03
  him. Meanwhile, me is like swimming
• 48:05
  around. Go and dad died.
• 48:08
  She says, my dad so many times in my day.
• 48:14
  So yeah, she makes it into that room and then she finds his
• 48:18
  body, which I feel like it's a callback to Jaws because it's
• 48:21
  very reminiscent of the scene where they find that it's body.
• 48:24
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 48:25
  Definitely. There's an emergency alarm going
• 48:29
  off. She grabs it.
• 48:30
  She turns it off which I feel like is dumb because you would
• 48:33
  want that. Yeah, like that is going to
• 48:36
  alert the other people that somebody's down there in
• 48:38
  distress sooner and obviously it's a place where they know
• 48:41
  somebody is. Yeah.
• 48:42
  So they they will check there. Yeah, so she goes to get the oh
• 48:49
  no, so she shuts it off. She finds Carl's body, she
• 48:52
  starts panicking, but then my dad jumps up and he grabs her
• 48:58
  and then they're all going to go get the others.
• 49:00
  The others at this point, have gotten worried.
• 49:02
  So they are also coming towards her.
• 49:06
  The shark is following and they all like take turns banging on
• 49:10
  the pillars to distract the shark before one of them.
• 49:13
  The welding welding machine welder.
• 49:18
  Yep, blow torch dip. That's it.
• 49:20
  Obviously, I weld. Yeah, I weld.
• 49:25
  Hey, one of them G. It and hits the shark with it.
• 49:29
  I'll hostile yeah. Oh God.
• 49:32
  Yeah, yeah. So they all make it out to make
• 49:40
  this other little like cave, entrance area.
• 49:43
  But Grant had just discovered. Yeah, nobody else knows it's
• 49:46
  there. Well, yeah, I guess I mean they
• 49:48
  had to have gone down there together, right?
• 49:52
  Because like you can't get up there from down here.
• 49:55
  You have to come down from the whole which is the whole no.
• 49:59
  This is a whole new entrance. It's different than the one they
• 50:01
  were working out of before. Well, then how did he get the
• 50:04
  little the Ascender? That's how he got into there.
• 50:07
  That's what I'm saying. So he had to have found.
• 50:09
  Okay, so he found a while on the land and yeah, okay, yeah.
• 50:12
  Got you? I got you.
• 50:12
  So, Explain to them how to use the Ascender.
• 50:14
  They can go up one at a time they're working on it.
• 50:17
  Uh-oh. Sharks found them.
• 50:20
  Yep. Nicole panics because Alexis on
• 50:22
  the asunder first, Nicole panics and jumps up fucks everybody
• 50:26
  over because it can't support both of them.
• 50:29
  Grant did a really bad job grounding this Ascender did
• 50:33
  because like I think two of them are probably like closer to the
• 50:38
  weight of him alone, so like what would have happened if you
• 50:42
  were trying to To climb up? Yeah, I'm good guy.
• 50:44
  He's just gotta between a couple rocks.
• 50:46
  Yeah, that's it. Like, it's not staked into the
• 50:49
  ground or anything. This is a wedge between a couple
• 50:52
  rocks. This is a moment that I'll give
• 50:54
  the movie some more credit for because they could have just
• 50:57
  simply had it fall and just get them stuck there, but I like
• 51:00
  that while Alexis doing that and the cold clams over top, it gets
• 51:05
  it loose, but it's still like it just falls back a little bit,
• 51:09
  which is enough to take Alexa and Dipper upside down
• 51:12
  underwater. It's drowning, which is extra
• 51:15
  fucking Spanish shark comes right for her head.
• 51:17
  Yeah, she has to pull herself up.
• 51:19
  I feel like it's a clause in every Stallone's contract that
• 51:23
  they must climb at some point during the movie.
• 51:26
  So that's what that's what she's doing.
• 51:28
  She's doing some climbing. Yeah Grandpa Grandpa and yeah
• 51:32
  she makes it up enough before the thing Falls to grab the
• 51:35
  ledge and then she starts to work her way up, but then the
• 51:38
  Rocks clips and then she falls back into the water deep enough
• 51:42
  to where the sharks. Us.
• 51:43
  Get her. Yeah.
• 51:44
  Which like she's annoying. She was actively bringing the
• 51:48
  group down. It was also irrational Panic
• 51:52
  from its. Yeah, yeah.
• 51:53
  Like it's one of those things that it's like, you get where
• 51:57
  she's coming from, but it's also really fucking frustrating to
• 52:00
  watch from the dry safety of your couch.
• 52:04
  Yes, it's really easy to be like, what, idiot?
• 52:07
  She deserved that she didn't deserve it.
• 52:09
  That's, that's a good tag on. Upsetting the watch from the dry
• 52:12
  safety of your couch. You know what?
• 52:16
  Yeah, I like, I like it. Cool.
• 52:18
  We have our tagline. So yeah, that's basically this
• 52:25
  is it's a problem, their pants. They don't have a way out.
• 52:29
  They do realize that the emergency alarm is keeping the
• 52:32
  Sharks away. So they've got that going for a
• 52:34
  minute. They keep turning off this
• 52:36
  fucking Panic alarms. Okay.
• 52:37
  They so infuriating. They think that that's keeping
• 52:41
  the Sharks away because they turned it on and then they're
• 52:43
  gone suddenly so they turned it off.
• 52:46
  Yeah. And grants like okay, well this
• 52:49
  does lead out to sea. See so we can find our way
• 52:51
  there. However, the currents are going
• 52:53
  to be really strong, so we need to stay together so we can all
• 52:56
  drown together. Yep.
• 52:58
  He didn't actually say that part out loud but you know.
• 53:00
  Yeah. I mean it's like we gotta go.
• 53:03
  If we stay here, we're just going to be dead.
• 53:05
  So this is his this is the deep blue sea moment.
• 53:08
  This is the call out to Samuel L Jackson because he has this a
• 53:12
  rally, the troops moment. And then, yeah, he's not like
• 53:15
  getting them route up though. It's go down there.
• 53:17
  Let's go find our way out. Whoa-oh-oh will We're going to
• 53:20
  kick that sharks ass, it's just like, yeah, we're going to go
• 53:22
  under there and we're we're maybe going to die but we're
• 53:26
  maybe not gonna die. Here the calm Adult in the
• 53:30
  situation because he is the only adult in this situation.
• 53:34
  So he's not panicking to try and keep them calm.
• 53:39
  I'm sure internally. He's yeah, losing as mine but
• 53:43
  you also have to be honest with them and be like we gotta go or
• 53:46
  else. We will die right here.
• 53:47
  So let's go now and then, yeah, the shark decides to just get
• 53:50
  them. Yeah, so he's dead now.
• 53:52
  So here's the thing, with this next scene, they put on the
• 53:55
  Panic alarm and they're going down and up until now.
• 53:59
  Now, everything has been very brightly lit in these caves.
• 54:02
  We've been led to believe that their flashlights are enough to
• 54:04
  light up the whole area there in realistically.
• 54:08
  No, no. And they suddenly make it more
• 54:11
  realistic In This Moment, which is a little bit creates a little
• 54:16
  bit of like, cognitive dissonance for me because you
• 54:18
  know, we've been able to see everything, but also holy hell.
• 54:22
  The shot is so cool of them just in this giant dark pitch, black
• 54:28
  pool of water Occasional so bad. Yeah, yeah it's scary.
• 54:33
  It's a very scary shot. It doesn't make any sense in
• 54:37
  context with the rest of the movie but you feel every bit of
• 54:40
  tension that these girls must be feeling.
• 54:42
  Those are cool to for these types of movies.
• 54:44
  Like, I'm not gonna question if it looks awesome.
• 54:46
  Yeah, it does here. And also, it's just terrifying
• 54:49
  to be swimming in pitch black not knowing where to go, no
• 54:53
  Direction. You're just kind of swimming
• 54:55
  aimlessly. Yeah, you have watched one, two,
• 54:58
  three, four. People attacked by the shark.
• 55:02
  I'm also just yeah you just learned that there's multiple
• 55:05
  sharks because we didn't even talk about that when the whole
• 55:08
  asunder thing was going down. It wasn't just one shark that
• 55:11
  came up. It was to Dos Mexican.
• 55:15
  Yes exactly. Yes.
• 55:19
  So, yeah, it's is tense. They get pulled by a current and
• 55:26
  Sasha gets pulled into this Whirlpool.
• 55:28
  That makes me think of Ursula's Basin of Poor Unfortunate Souls.
• 55:34
  No, it does not like it's just going around and I even started
• 55:41
  singing, Poor Unfortunate Souls. That's not right?
• 55:43
  It's it's scary. But kind of like at this point I
• 55:46
  would like it. It's saved them from the Eric.
• 55:49
  Yeah, sharks were there and then the Sharks got the fuck out of
• 55:52
  there with a since the current coming.
• 55:54
  But like at this point the strike was like I live here and
• 55:57
  I don't fuck with this. Wouldn't you think that the
• 56:00
  current would lead you to the other side though?
• 56:04
  No. Because it's gonna just slam
• 56:06
  them into some rocks and stuff. How Sasha, eventually spoiler
• 56:10
  survives this. I don't know.
• 56:12
  It's a mystery. Yeah, she gets pulled in and
• 56:14
  Alexis like, nope. We gotta go.
• 56:16
  She's dead. She's dead.
• 56:17
  And he was like, I I have no family now.
• 56:20
  Yeah. So they me and Alexa are
• 56:25
  swimming. They think that they found a way
• 56:26
  out. Yeah.
• 56:27
  Then they're pulling themselves along these rocks on the side
• 56:32
  next to the current. Yeah, it's really tense to
• 56:35
  watch. They've got a couple of near
• 56:37
  misses but they are almost there.
• 56:42
  However, a shark gets Alexa. She though pulls off her tank.
• 56:47
  She's like I'm going to make a break.
• 56:48
  For it, because they were right near that tunnel.
• 56:50
  They were aiming for. She was like, I'm gonna make a
• 56:52
  break for it. See if I can get there, but she
• 56:54
  ends up drowning I think. Like at that point though, the
• 56:57
  shark was blocking the exit that they were going for so she was
• 57:01
  just swimming back. She was fucked.
• 57:02
  No matter what? Yeah yeah what's what do you do?
• 57:05
  Do you would you rather drown or would you rather be eaten by a
• 57:09
  shark? Got to kind of pick your poison
• 57:11
  there? Yeah, I'd probably go with the
• 57:13
  shark. I like the thing mixed it up
• 57:15
  with this though, instead of it being every single death as a
• 57:18
  shark. A to death.
• 57:19
  I like that we've got and I liked Alexa up until this point,
• 57:22
  you know? Yeah.
• 57:23
  I mean, and I like that she, she went out fighting.
• 57:26
  Yeah. No, you're right.
• 57:28
  It is nice. Like you for this type of
• 57:31
  setting, like, this type of death is good to have to mix it
• 57:34
  up with the sharks. And I mean it's been pretty much
• 57:38
  all sharks at this point. Yeah.
• 57:39
  But yeah, it is nice. I it well, I guess you also are
• 57:42
  led to believe that. Sasha at this point has been
• 57:45
  swept away by the current and it's a goner.
• 57:47
  Yeah. Well, an Alexa It's pulled by
• 57:49
  the same current to, but they end up being reunited at like a
• 57:54
  little Landing Point. Yes, I sure.
• 57:56
  Like catches her. Yeah, on her way down and pulls
• 57:59
  her. And yeah.
• 58:00
  So they there's like a tunnel underneath them that they
• 58:05
  Slither into there's really no better way to phrase it that
• 58:08
  they Slither into it. That's it.
• 58:11
  Yeah, yeah. And the shark is following them,
• 58:14
  but the tunnel Narrows and they think they're going to make it.
• 58:16
  And then they're getting jammed in the Enel because it's super
• 58:19
  narrow. So they pull off their tanks and
• 58:21
  then they managed to make it to the surface.
• 58:24
  So there's a boat and they're like sweet.
• 58:26
  We're going to go to the boat because the it's not like a
• 58:29
  beach like there's a big Cliff above them so they can't just
• 58:32
  you know climb out. Yeah.
• 58:33
  So they're going after the boat. But a red shorts dude.
• 58:38
  With earbuds in isn't paying attention Man In Charge?
• 58:41
  Yeah, he's just throwing Chum into the water and me and Sasha
• 58:46
  are like, great cool. This is awesome.
• 58:48
  Awesome and they're like swimming to the boat.
• 58:51
  They like slam. It's the boat that they were
• 58:53
  going to be on. Yeah.
• 58:57
  So like slamming on the windows and people are like hell, trying
• 59:00
  to help pull them up. But as Sasha is climbing up, the
• 59:04
  ladder of shark gets her. And everybody on the board of
• 59:07
  this. Yeah, Sasha was the last one.
• 59:09
  So whenever the shark pool, Sasha down, underwater, Mia does
• 59:14
  make something clear gun. Yeah, she just grabs a flare
• 59:16
  gun. Dives under water and gets right
• 59:18
  there and shoots the shark in the face with a flare gun?
• 59:21
  Yeah, it's a very cool scene. Yeah, the way it's shot.
• 59:24
  Why? So they are swimming back to the
• 59:27
  boat. Sasha gets up.
• 59:29
  This time, Mia is attacked but she's got her shark-tooth
• 59:32
  lizard. Yeah, so she bites the shark
• 59:35
  back and this is kind of very much or like what I used to
• 59:42
  think of Michael Myers. I kill him with his own 07, with
• 59:44
  his own knife. You'll get them as right here.
• 59:46
  Sapa Trek with it, shark tooth. Well, yeah, they can.
• 59:49
  Nothing could be done about that.
• 59:50
  They're just that, it's just yeah, yeah, that bad.
• 59:54
  Vampire with its own tooth. Yeah, exactly.
• 59:56
  Yeah. Just what happened?
• 59:57
  Yeah, and like everybody on this boat is completely unhelpful.
• 1:00:01
  They're just like slim swim faster.
• 1:00:04
  They think that this is all rehearse and part of the boat
• 1:00:08
  trip. I wow that was a good show.
• 1:00:09
  I didn't expect that very cool. Yeah.
• 1:00:12
  And Catherine now has to live with the fact that the girl she
• 1:00:15
  bullied almost died in front of her.
• 1:00:17
  Yep. Maybe she goes on to be a
• 1:00:18
  humanitarian afterwards know. She probably still continue to
• 1:00:21
  boy her. She's a guy.
• 1:00:22
  You almost got it. You're wet again.
• 1:00:25
  They just push her back in, like, you gotta fuck.
• 1:00:35
  Now, I got a manslaughter charge.
• 1:00:36
  He's in prison. Okay.
• 1:00:41
  That's it. That's it.
• 1:00:42
  That's it. That's how it ends.
• 1:00:44
  There's not in that way ends with him getting on the bow.
• 1:00:47
  And yeah, happily happily happily ever after.
• 1:00:50
  Do they, I don't know. Hopefully, they get a lot of
• 1:00:53
  therapy. I mean, Sasha's mom, you messed
• 1:00:55
  up? Mom seems to have a pretty level
• 1:00:57
  head and I'm sure she was like, okay, cool, um, local
• 1:01:00
  psychologist or she's like, you killed my husband.
• 1:01:05
  I'm pushing you in the water you're both wet forever.
• 1:01:11
  Okay. All right.
• 1:01:13
  So final thoughts, final thoughts and all ratings.
• 1:01:18
  This is a movie that probably has no right to be any good, but
• 1:01:21
  I think that it does a great job honestly.
• 1:01:24
  Like we put it on, not thinking it was gonna be great.
• 1:01:27
  It's, I have so much fun every time we launch it.
• 1:01:30
  I mean, I wasn't expecting it to be that good again.
• 1:01:32
  Last night. I was like, oh yeah, I remember
• 1:01:34
  this movie. Okay, let's watch.
• 1:01:35
  It's gonna be for the show and they're watching.
• 1:01:37
  Kind of rolled your eyes a little bit.
• 1:01:38
  When I said, I wanted it to be and I think for the month and
• 1:01:40
  then we were like, Like you know what?
• 1:01:42
  Yeah, I've been watching. I guess I got shit.
• 1:01:44
  Yeah, this is fun. This is tense.
• 1:01:46
  I'm actually enjoying this. So you know, I think I'm
• 1:01:48
  actually going to bump it. Let's make it a, oh my God,
• 1:01:50
  that's what I was going to do. Hey, be cool.
• 1:01:53
  I think the only thing here's the thing I would say that like
• 1:01:58
  the character development make it a little bit better, but part
• 1:02:01
  of that like lifetime homework, schmooze Enos of it is what
• 1:02:08
  gives it its appeal for me. Yeah like The heightened
• 1:02:12
  relationship drama, it adds just the right amount of dumb fun to
• 1:02:16
  it. Yeah, I guess.
• 1:02:18
  Yeah. It's, it's weird, right?
• 1:02:20
  The movie kind of gets right into you don't really waste a
• 1:02:23
  lot of time. Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Beginning. But then again, I guess you
• 1:02:26
  could. There's a lot of different ways
• 1:02:28
  you could go with the beginning. You can make it serious.
• 1:02:31
  You can make it stupid or you can do what they did here.
• 1:02:34
  Make it seriously. Stupid.
• 1:02:35
  Yeah. And or stupidly serious stupidly
• 1:02:38
  serious. Yes, that's probably better.
• 1:02:41
  So Talia, she was curled up the whole time watching this movie
• 1:02:45
  facing away from the TV. But I don't think it was because
• 1:02:48
  she just liked this movie. I think it's because the whole
• 1:02:51
  movie takes place underwater and that's terrifying to her very
• 1:02:54
  but I think she's also a little bit annoyed because of the
• 1:02:58
  treatment of sharks in those movies.
• 1:03:00
  Yeah the not portrayed very nicely.
• 1:03:02
  No they're not. No I mean they're doing their
• 1:03:04
  thing but they're made to look mean for doing their thing which
• 1:03:08
  and I saw this on IMDb we did not Watch the credits all the
• 1:03:12
  way through, but apparently, in the credits like it made a point
• 1:03:15
  about you know, sharks kill less than 100 humans per year, but
• 1:03:20
  more than 100 million sharks are killed by humans for.
• 1:03:22
  Yeah that's like a big problem going on right now.
• 1:03:25
  Right people. Shark fishing.
• 1:03:26
  Yeah. So I think Talia honestly, I
• 1:03:29
  think she's going to give this a I just going to give it a six,
• 1:03:37
  okay? Because she loves her shark
• 1:03:41
  babies that she's got herself sharks in her squid.
• 1:03:46
  Hmm. And I think they kept her
• 1:03:48
  comfortable from the dry safety of the couch?
• 1:03:51
  Yes, they did. Which yeah, going to the
• 1:03:55
  tagline. That is the tackle.
• 1:03:56
  Yeah, Zoe did not watch an ounce of this movie.
• 1:04:00
  No she is she did not she as soon as the movie was over, she
• 1:04:05
  She ran into the lychee have done.
• 1:04:06
  Just not feeling it. You know, like we're underwater
• 1:04:10
  explosions aren't going to happen.
• 1:04:11
  I'm not feeling it. She missed the flare gun.
• 1:04:13
  She did. That was a mini underwater
• 1:04:15
  explosion and underwater explosions can't happen.
• 1:04:18
  They do happen. They will happen.
• 1:04:19
  They will continue. Yes.
• 1:04:20
  Didn't have faith. She didn't, but you know, who
• 1:04:23
  did watch Scout. Watched every second of the out
• 1:04:25
  was feeling this movie. She likes water curled up,
• 1:04:28
  right? Between us.
• 1:04:29
  She was staring at it. She was like, I am a jungle Cat
• 1:04:34
  that swims. Through the waters with these
• 1:04:37
  sharks. I think that she thinks that
• 1:04:38
  she's a shark when she's in the water.
• 1:04:40
  She is like Will Ferrell in the other guys where he's tired?
• 1:04:46
  Yeah, yeah, he's going to learn where the line lives and they're
• 1:04:49
  going to develop something that helps them breathe on the land.
• 1:04:52
  Yeah, that's Scout but she didn't think it would go that
• 1:04:55
  way. Did you?
• 1:04:59
  Oh man, so what's your dream sequel?
• 1:05:01
  What's 49 meters down? What do we want 49ers sound?
• 1:05:05
  I don't I want it to continue to not be related at all, but I
• 1:05:09
  still have to be under water, right?
• 1:05:11
  Yes. Because that's where most of the
• 1:05:13
  tension comes from, okay. So they did the cage thing.
• 1:05:19
  Then, they did underwater cave, exploring.
• 1:05:22
  Let's go with like gum, like a rescue mission like a shipwreck.
• 1:05:26
  Rick type thing where like somebody like a ship is wrecked
• 1:05:31
  and it's crashed to the bottom and they sent a rescue squad to
• 1:05:34
  go down there to try and save them.
• 1:05:36
  Okay. Okay, honestly, I was thinking
• 1:05:38
  it would be fun to do like a, like a callback to zombie, since
• 1:05:44
  you mentioned it. Mmm, during this.
• 1:05:46
  And that's kind of how zombie starts is there, you know, doing
• 1:05:49
  a rescue mission to a ship. Yeah, they are.
• 1:05:52
  Yeah, yeah. So this is a lot on the surface
• 1:05:54
  but yeah, yeah, you can do. Yeah.
• 1:05:57
  And you know it's just kind of it's the same a different
• 1:06:02
  because you're still exploring like a structure under water and
• 1:06:06
  sharks are able to attack. But like, yeah and it's not
• 1:06:09
  quite as white, like it's not quite as open.
• 1:06:12
  Yeah, you know, because this underwater city we knew it
• 1:06:14
  eventually LED out to sea. But if they're trapped in the
• 1:06:16
  boat for whatever reason and they're trying to help, they're
• 1:06:19
  just trapped. Yeah.
• 1:06:20
  The Trap that's time. You got to get him out of there
• 1:06:22
  before they run out of air. Yeah, you know, there's a lot of
• 1:06:25
  tension there. Yeah.
• 1:06:26
  I think. They could make a good premise.
• 1:06:28
  Yeah. And maybe two of The Rescuers
• 1:06:29
  are like a couple that like just broke up.
• 1:06:32
  So it was like they're dumb relationship.
• 1:06:34
  Drama going on there. But I like it.
• 1:06:36
  They have to like at one point one of them saves the other and
• 1:06:39
  they're like, I'm a fool for every thinking that I could be
• 1:06:42
  done with our relationship. The other psyche.
• 1:06:45
  Yeah, the third guy is just like watching, he's like, okay, okay.
• 1:06:57
  All right, who did you relate to?
• 1:06:59
  I, who would you say, is the most cautious of the group,
• 1:07:07
  because that's who I. Yeah, I will relay it to me
• 1:07:10
  because I would be, I would be very cautious of anything under
• 1:07:15
  there, you know, I think that the idea of exploring stuff like
• 1:07:20
  that is cool, but like, I don't know, more in theory than in
• 1:07:24
  practice. I would like, yeah, in theory
• 1:07:26
  and if I'm going, I'm gonna go with professionals, not somebody
• 1:07:31
  that's like, oh yeah, my boyfriend, took me here.
• 1:07:32
  It's okay. I can do this.
• 1:07:34
  Okay, I relate to the European archaeologists because we never
• 1:07:39
  actually see them get in the water.
• 1:07:41
  And I don't think I would ever actually get in the water here
• 1:07:44
  that I would want to. You push people into water.
• 1:07:46
  You don't go in the water you. So I don't like people and I
• 1:07:48
  think people that aren't liked deserve to be wet.
• 1:07:50
  Exactly. Hey.
• 1:07:52
  And I will not change my stance on that.
• 1:07:54
  I mean, this is true strongly. I've said this about you since
• 1:07:56
  I've known you. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:58
  See how my hair is drying right now?
• 1:07:59
  It's because we're talking and you're respecting my opinion.
• 1:08:01
  So you're looking to like me. So my hair is drying skinny
• 1:08:04
  Powers. All right, so I did she get a
• 1:08:09
  review for this one? I did.
• 1:08:11
  Okay, okay. And did you know where I was
• 1:08:14
  waiting on this one? I remembered you, mostly liking
• 1:08:17
  this. So I found a 1 out of 10.
• 1:08:20
  However, it was really hard. Find one that wasn't just like
• 1:08:24
  the Smoothie stupid. Okay.
• 1:08:26
  Yeah. Because I mean, yeah, you're
• 1:08:27
  entitled to that opinion, but it doesn't really give us a lesson
• 1:08:30
  about. Yeah, that's a constructive
• 1:08:31
  opinion. Yeah, it doesn't.
• 1:08:33
  It just feels like you don't like the movie and don't have
• 1:08:35
  anything more to say other than a stupid.
• 1:08:36
  Yeah, exactly. Like why is it stupid defend
• 1:08:38
  your answer? Because it was very dumb.
• 1:08:41
  Okay, I sat down to watch this movie with unbiased hope as I do
• 1:08:45
  with any shark movie lover. It started off Bland and I was
• 1:08:49
  bombarded with cheese and vague character development.
• 1:08:51
  The old cliché high school, bully story.
• 1:08:53
  And the sister friends that stand up for the victim, the for
• 1:08:56
  shattering was the most obvious thing straight shot to.
• 1:08:59
  Let's sneak behind people's backs and give cave diving all
• 1:09:01
  while telling zero people where we are going.
• 1:09:03
  That's not even all of it sharks that can somehow live in a cave.
• 1:09:06
  So long. They evolved with didn't make it
• 1:09:07
  out. Yes, hold on.
• 1:09:10
  Okay. I know yeah.
• 1:09:12
  They can literally swim backwards and are blind.
• 1:09:15
  The real kicker is the fact that they go off hearing instead.
• 1:09:17
  Ed of the pores on their snout, oh, and get this.
• 1:09:19
  They decide to add in a few cheap jump-scares to add
• 1:09:22
  suspense and kill off. The people you're reading for
• 1:09:24
  except for get this, the sisters big surprise, the list goes on
• 1:09:27
  and on, but I'm getting infuriated, just attempting to
• 1:09:30
  type this review. Save your $10 and go buy a cheap
• 1:09:32
  pair of swimming goggles. If you want some real
• 1:09:34
  entertainment, dang, you know, I'll give them credit.
• 1:09:37
  I wish that it wasn't just like the two sisters.
• 1:09:40
  Like, that's so obvious. I really wanted the dad to
• 1:09:42
  survive. Yeah, he's being the sensible
• 1:09:45
  adult. I could say like maybe, Well,
• 1:09:47
  this is a flag or something. I don't know.
• 1:09:49
  Like up the sticks in a way but yeah, have him survives that
• 1:09:53
  way. We get the full family moment.
• 1:09:55
  Yeah, I mean, or just like you can have a sister died.
• 1:09:59
  I don't know. I get just I agree with that.
• 1:10:01
  That does feel a little bit too obvious.
• 1:10:03
  Like yeah, there's that tension between the two of them in the
• 1:10:06
  beginning and then do they survive together?
• 1:10:08
  So now they're so close and that it is all very cliche, which
• 1:10:12
  I've been saying all along. Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Yeah, that's to me. It's not necessarily A Fault.
• 1:10:17
  I mean, depending on how you want to look at it.
• 1:10:21
  I also, you know, our favorite thing from November to January
• 1:10:25
  is to watch Hallmark and lifetime Christmas movies.
• 1:10:28
  Yeah. So clearly I'm not bothered by
• 1:10:31
  that. But yeah, if you're wanting a
• 1:10:33
  serious more dramatic movie, it does detract.
• 1:10:36
  Yeah. Definitely.
• 1:10:37
  And to speak to the Sharks thing.
• 1:10:39
  I mean they're able to make it to the surface like they weren't
• 1:10:42
  ever trapped. I think that they knew their way
• 1:10:44
  around well and I'm pretty sure Mia even said something at some
• 1:10:47
  point because they're like how did these sharks even get down
• 1:10:49
  here? How have they been down here?
• 1:10:50
  This long and she was like well my dad just opened up this
• 1:10:52
  passageway it's probably they swam through.
• 1:10:56
  They found the connection from the ocean.
• 1:10:59
  Yeah and maybe, they're right about this thing.
• 1:11:02
  I'm going to ask you. I don't know if you know, can
• 1:11:04
  sharks swim backwards or can they only go forward?
• 1:11:07
  You know, I really don't know because that makes sense.
• 1:11:09
  Like I've never seen a shark go backwards.
• 1:11:13
  And isn't there? I could say like gotta move
• 1:11:15
  forward, like fish or so are like sharks, just right?
• 1:11:23
  That's why I'm making it a thing of this not forgotten.
• 1:11:27
  I'm a fish man. I gotta move for him and I'm a
• 1:11:30
  fish. That's the thing.
• 1:11:35
  Okay there's something there right you thinking of Finding
• 1:11:38
  Nemo where they're all in the net and they just keep swimming
• 1:11:42
  down together. No, maybe probably know probably
• 1:11:50
  Shark Tale starring Will Smith. Oh man, that's probably got.
• 1:11:55
  All the answers that we need a bubbling.
• 1:11:56
  Yeah. Okay.
• 1:11:58
  Alright. So let's go to listener,
• 1:12:00
  reviews. So, did we got any?
• 1:12:06
  We got one and I think that this is the only one that we have.
• 1:12:09
  Okay. I didn't expect a lot of people
• 1:12:11
  to know about this movie. Well we have somebody on Twitter
• 1:12:14
  was like a sequel or an Extended Cut, which is a good question.
• 1:12:19
  Yeah. I didn't realize how confusing
• 1:12:20
  the name was until she asked that.
• 1:12:23
  No, in Feldman says, blind albino shark enough said white
• 1:12:29
  heart emoji. Shark Emoji.
• 1:12:31
  Okay. And yes, I replied you're not
• 1:12:36
  wrong and you're not there's a lot of that in this movie.
• 1:12:40
  Here's the thing. I think a shark movie can be
• 1:12:43
  really tense or it can just be dumb fun.
• 1:12:47
  I think this strikes, a balance between the two and I'm very
• 1:12:51
  okay with it. Is a movie that I am.
• 1:12:54
  I have fun watching that I also feel sweaty at times.
• 1:12:59
  Yeah, exactly, yeah. It's um, it's stupid.
• 1:13:02
  But it's stupid tense too. Yeah, it's it's like the
• 1:13:05
  strangers prey at night. You know what I mean?
• 1:13:07
  Yeah, it's a much more fun light-hearted at some point.
• 1:13:11
  It's really dumb movie. Yeah, it is also got really
• 1:13:14
  tense moments and really great musical Montage.
• 1:13:16
  It takes a very serious first movie and then takes that
• 1:13:20
  premise. And has fun with has phone with
• 1:13:22
  a while. Maintaining the seriousness of
• 1:13:24
  it too. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:26
  I agree with that. That's a good comparison.
• 1:13:27
  Yeah, yeah. So that's that's the only one
• 1:13:30
  that I have. Okay.
• 1:13:31
  So, Yeah, I guess consensus is people like this one.
• 1:13:36
  Yes, on this show. It's a approved show.
• 1:13:39
  Definitely, definitely watch it if listening to us, talk about
• 1:13:43
  it made. You think you might be
• 1:13:45
  interested at all? Like, pop it on Netflix.
• 1:13:47
  If you don't have Netflix pay the four dollars to rent it it's
• 1:13:50
  worth $4, a promise. Yeah, and I mean if you
• 1:13:54
  especially like shark movies or movies with a lot of tension,
• 1:13:58
  kind of like The Descent, you know, that's a, that's a good.
• 1:14:02
  Movie to follow up with it. Oh no, it's very similar.
• 1:14:06
  If you ask me, it hits the Beats.
• 1:14:09
  All right, so that's it for this weeks episode.
• 1:14:12
  Do you want to tell them what next week's is?
• 1:14:14
  Next week is my pick and we're going back to meta territory
• 1:14:20
  where easily with, let me look up the title for this again.
• 1:14:24
  I want to make sure I've got it. Exactly, right.
• 1:14:26
  Okay, behind the mask, the rise of Leslie Vernon.
• 1:14:29
  Mmm. So for those of you who don't
• 1:14:31
  know, this is, A nice little commentary on slashers.
• 1:14:34
  It came out in the 2000s. It is a mockumentary about
• 1:14:37
  becoming an iconic were killer. It's the, it's all about showing
• 1:14:43
  you from The Killers perspective, how they make these
• 1:14:47
  horror movies, these sweaters like 80 slashers, and it's got
• 1:14:51
  its just got really funny commentary on the genre, like,
• 1:14:55
  it's definitely made by smart witty people who love, campy
• 1:15:00
  B-movie slashers. Yeah, It's made from a place of
• 1:15:03
  Love. Yes of knowledge and honestly
• 1:15:05
  I'm super excited to watch it and talk about it.
• 1:15:08
  Yeah certainly it's not available for streaming anywhere
• 1:15:10
  but its a four-dollar rental from YouTube.
• 1:15:13
  Google play or prime. That's not bad.
• 1:15:16
  Yeah it's very it is worth more than $4 so yeah this is one that
• 1:15:20
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• 1:15:24
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• 1:15:27
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  Bye. Tell it talia's Angry.
• 1:17:29
  She's letting us know that ice cream truck is back and we are
• 1:17:31
  definitely not allowed to eat from it again.
• 1:17:33
  Yep. We're stupid and not.
• 1:17:34
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• 1:17:37
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• 1:17:40
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• 1:17:42
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• 1:17:46
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