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Episode 28: Feast then Frenzy! · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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Speaker 1: The Blaze in Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana
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Speaker 1: no miners, but your audience is only did you have
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Speaker 1: the Hess truck growing up? Did you get the Hest
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Speaker 1: truck every year? I didn't get it every year, but
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Speaker 1: I have some of them. You know my cousin here, Ian,
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Speaker 1: he's got a bunch of them.
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Speaker 2: Still.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, I love the Hest truck. But here's
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Speaker 1: the thing. I got beef with the HESH truck. I
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Speaker 1: knew it. I have an issue with the hes truck,
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Speaker 1: Hast truck. There's always a catch though, there's gotta be
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Speaker 1: some car. Here's the thing.
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Speaker 3: Here's the thing, as of recently, i'd say, as of
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Speaker 3: the last I don't know, twenty ish years, they're getting
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Speaker 3: kind of lazy with the HESH truck because the Hess
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Speaker 3: truck isn't a fucking truck anymore.
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Speaker 1: It's like an airplane and a helicopter. And so listen
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Speaker 1: to this.
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Speaker 3: I actually, like, I started thinking about this the other
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Speaker 3: day because I heard the ad on the radio. I'm
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Speaker 3: playing the ad for the new one for twenty twenty five.
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Speaker 3: It's a stock car truck. Yeah, it's not a truck
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Speaker 3: though it's a stock.
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Speaker 1: Do they put it in a truck though a lot
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Speaker 1: of times they'll have the truck and they'll put the
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Speaker 1: you know, the car in the back. Think this one
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Speaker 1: is just the stock car. Okay.
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Speaker 3: So I started doing searched today about how many HESH
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Speaker 3: trucks aren't actually trucks.
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Speaker 1: They started getting lazy around nineteen ninety three. It was
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Speaker 1: a while ago. It was a patrol car. I kind
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Speaker 1: of vaguely remember that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, nineteen ninety three patrol car, two thousand and one,
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Speaker 3: helicopter with motorcycle and cruiser.
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Speaker 1: I had that one. I remember that one. I started
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Speaker 1: getting thember. That might have been like my first one.
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Speaker 1: I would have been on age two thousand and one.
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Speaker 3: Two thousand and four suv with a motorcycle, two thousand
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Speaker 3: and nine, a race car, twenty twelve helicopter and a
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Speaker 3: rescue vehicle.
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Speaker 1: So do you think they should change the jingle then?
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Speaker 1: Is that what you're trying to get at? Well, yeah,
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one cargo playing in jet.
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Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five stock car races and they just unveiled
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Speaker 3: what it is next year it's a kayak.
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Speaker 2: Oh God, are you serious?
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I thought that was a realtion.
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Speaker 2: The Hesh Truck's back in.
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Speaker 1: It's better than ever.
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Speaker 3: It's a kayak, this years kayak.
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Speaker 1: Well, they should be a little bit more straightforward with
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Speaker 1: their jingle. Act 's just that I agree. They still
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Speaker 1: include the battery though they do batteries included. Are they
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Speaker 1: good batteries? Though? How much? How much is the Hesh
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Speaker 1: truck now? Like twenty bucks? No, keep fifty bucks? Keep going?
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Speaker 1: Really how much you think it is? All right? The
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Speaker 1: Hess kayak has got to be like, it's gotta be
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Speaker 1: like not so yeah, it's a kayak. It doesn't need batteries.
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Speaker 2: So oh, batteries are not included?
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Speaker 1: Forty nine ninety nine plus I was gonna say fifty bucks.
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Speaker 1: That's not too too bad though now. But years ago
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Speaker 1: they were like nineteen ninety nine. I remember the advertisement.
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Speaker 1: You look that up really quick. Yeah, what was the
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Speaker 1: cost of a Hess whatever in nineteen ninety nine? It
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Speaker 1: says nineteen dollars and ninety five cents in nineteen ninety
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Speaker 1: nine or nineteen nine.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you said to thirty bucks.
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Speaker 1: It went up thirty dollars. Yeah, just like everything else.
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Speaker 1: You surprised. No, are you gonna get the hes kayak?
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a collector the very first. What's next?
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Speaker 1: That's what I went, Well, you know what they have
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Speaker 1: to start.
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Speaker 3: They've already like crossed off all the you know on
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Speaker 3: they're checking the boxes of transportation. So we have the plane,
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Speaker 3: We've got the trucks, we've got the cars, we have
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Speaker 3: the race cars. It's time to get some water stuff
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Speaker 3: in here, surfboard. Yeah, this year.
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Speaker 2: For coastal communities.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was your beef.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I feel so much better now I got off.
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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, here's another thing that I'm thinking about
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Speaker 3: as we record this episode.
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Speaker 1: I read this study. I actually read a study. Shocking,
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Speaker 1: isn't it, But I found this study from uh the
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Speaker 1: University of Toronto. It says, basically, in a nutshell, if
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Speaker 1: you use filler words like uh.
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Speaker 3: And um, yeah, you're fucked. What do you mean, like
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Speaker 3: your brain's fucked? Like your brain's starting to be a
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Speaker 3: little fucked. Yeah, no, it says. So here's what it says.
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Speaker 2: Uh.
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Speaker 1: It says.
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Speaker 3: A new study says UH using uh and um more
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Speaker 3: often could signal cognitive decline. Researchers say frequent filler words
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Speaker 3: may indicate drops in executive function.
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Speaker 2: UH.
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Speaker 3: Executive function is memory, planning, reasoning, and problem solving. It
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Speaker 3: says here, decline is normal with age and sometimes it's
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Speaker 3: just a habit. But arise in filler words, overtime might
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Speaker 3: show that you're you know, slipping geez and speaking of
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Speaker 3: and uh, listening to.
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Speaker 4: This, we found two hundred and fifty thousand Americans over
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Speaker 4: the age of one hundred and twenty four who are
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Speaker 4: collecting who are collect collecting, So we're collecting workers' compensation.
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Speaker 1: Man, Now sounds like someone's fucked. Yeah. And by the way,
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Speaker 1: that clip is not edited. Yeah, that's real. We had
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Speaker 1: an rfk impostor a few weeks ago on podcast, but
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Speaker 1: this was very real.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, watch your o's for this episode. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be thinking about it.
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Speaker 2: I'm just going to say that's all. I'm going to
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Speaker 2: be thinking.
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Speaker 3: Thinking about what, uh you want to intro our guest.
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Speaker 1: Uh, Katie's here. Hello, Katie worked in retail. We're going
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Speaker 1: to talk about Black Friday, hell, that and more on
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Speaker 1: episode twenty eight of the Blaze That Confused podcast.
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Speaker 2: Let's Do It.
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Speaker 5: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and
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Speaker 5: Joel Cent trivia podcast where the questions are high. Hey,
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Speaker 5: and so are they hate. Time to pluck your curiosity
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Speaker 5: and line up some knowledge though Blazed and Confused podcast starts.
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Speaker 1: Now you're such a nerd? That and more on this
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Speaker 1: week's episode that I'm Becker. That's my friend Joel. Hello,
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Speaker 1: it's episode twenty eight. We've done it. Yeah, we've reached
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Speaker 1: twenty eight. That was our goal, not really, but we've
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Speaker 1: done it. So we're doing the area codes. That's a
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Speaker 1: new tradition, official tradition. You know.
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Speaker 3: We give you the area code and salute our listeners
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Speaker 3: and said your code for each episode. So it's episode
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Speaker 3: twenty eight. Twenty eight is the area code for Northern Ireland.
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Speaker 2: Irish.
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Speaker 1: Oh that fits perfectly today.
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Speaker 2: Not only dance.
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Speaker 1: She's an Irish dancer and she teaches it too.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you teach it, it's my job.
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Speaker 1: That's I always thought that was cool. I've seen the
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Speaker 1: Irish dancers a couple of times.
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Speaker 3: That's like, all right, so you always put your hands
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Speaker 3: out on the side, right, and then you like.
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Speaker 6: You don't put them out, you put them down right, Yeah,
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Speaker 6: you know, put it down.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's what comes in so Irish dance. What's
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Speaker 3: the difference between Irish dancing and dancing everywhere else. Irish
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Speaker 3: dancing is really only like your feet and not your.
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Speaker 1: Hands, right pretty much?
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Speaker 2: I mean yeah, pretty much. Look here, I'll do it.
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Speaker 1: I'll do a little dance for you. What do you think?
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Speaker 2: You're a little off?
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Speaker 5: You're lost? They probably are too blazed and confused podcast.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 1: I did a pull on Facebook earlier asking people if
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Speaker 1: they ever waited in long lines on Black Friday and
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Speaker 1: what they were like in line. For a lot of
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Speaker 1: people remember like standing in line for the tickle me
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Speaker 1: Elmo doll. I think that was around when you were born. Honestly,
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Speaker 1: Tickle me Elmo. It was like late nineties, I think,
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Speaker 1: did you I.
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Speaker 6: Was nineteen ninety three. I never had a Tickle me Elmo,
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Speaker 6: but I remember them. Yeah, and people that Santa lines are.
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Speaker 1: People went crazy. Tickle me Elmo was before my time.
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Speaker 3: The original tile tickling Elmo came out in nineteen ninety six.
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Speaker 1: It's two years before me.
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Speaker 3: You know, thinking about it, I can confidently say that
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Speaker 3: I've really like never gone Black Friday shopping.
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Speaker 1: See a lot of people chimed in with that. They
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Speaker 1: said they had no interest in ever doing it. A
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Speaker 1: lot of people said I value my sanity too much.
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Speaker 1: I don't have the patience. And a lot of people
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Speaker 1: said they've never even been Black Friday shopping. I went
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Speaker 1: one time, and my sister actually made me go. She
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Speaker 1: was out at a department store in New Jersey somewhere,
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Speaker 1: and she was like, do you want me to get
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Speaker 1: you anything? I said, yeah, I want my first flat
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Speaker 1: screen TV. It was a forty inch TV. It was
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Speaker 1: probably about like, I don't know, six hundred dollars back
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Speaker 1: then in TV. Yeah, super thick too. It wasn't even
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Speaker 1: like a fl But she was like going to the
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Speaker 1: store already going to be there right then. She asks
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Speaker 1: me that question, and she said, well, you're gonna have
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Speaker 1: to come out here, and I was like at somebody's house,
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Speaker 1: like on a date, you know. At the time. I
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Speaker 1: remember having to leave to drive to New Jersey to
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Speaker 1: stand in line for my first ever forty inch TV.
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Speaker 1: We were there for fucking hours. She drove all the
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Speaker 1: way to Jersey to buy TV. She Jersey's not far
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Speaker 1: from us, by the way, it's fifteen minutes away.
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but still, why go all the way out there
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Speaker 1: to buy TV? That's where she wanted to go. Maybe
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Speaker 1: that store had, you know, a certain amount of items.
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Speaker 1: That's another thing. A lot of times they're limited. Did
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Speaker 1: this involve like waiting in line to get said TV?
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Speaker 1: And she was there for hours and then she met
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Speaker 1: crazy When we talked, it was like fucking one o'clock
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Speaker 1: in the morning at that point, and I had to
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Speaker 1: drive out there in the middle of the night to
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Speaker 1: stand in line. I thought she was going to do
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Speaker 1: me a favor and get it for me, but ended
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Speaker 1: up being my first Black Friday experience. You never went again.
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Speaker 3: You would think that waiting in line to get something
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Speaker 3: at a store is a thing of the past, but
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Speaker 3: it's very much so not because every day I drive
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Speaker 3: past the what's it called? God, I sound like RFK
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Speaker 3: now uh what you call it?
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Speaker 2: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Best Buy?
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Speaker 7: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: I drive by best Buy every day, and it seems
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Speaker 3: like a couple times a year there's people waiting outside
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Speaker 3: before they open for the same releases.
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Speaker 1: Probably, yeah, yeah, is that what it is? Our systems
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Speaker 1: are coming out, like new video game systems or something
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Speaker 1: like that. That's probably what it is. They sell grills
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Speaker 1: there now. It's like a smoker and a grill out
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Speaker 1: there the other day, and the good prices. No, not
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Speaker 1: the best buy. You can get all the places to
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Speaker 1: buy a grill, Yeah, best buy.
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Speaker 2: Katie, what store did you work at, Victorious? Let me
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Speaker 2: tell you.
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Speaker 6: On Black Friday when we ran out of the free stuff, mayhem, yeah,
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Speaker 6: I mean, and then they would go to other stores
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Speaker 6: in the area they would call mayhem, I mean fists
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Speaker 6: like I've seen fights.
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Speaker 1: So what were like some of the things that you
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Speaker 1: were giving away that people were going crazy about?
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Speaker 6: Nothing different than what we would normally give away. The
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Speaker 6: deals are not better on Black Friday at all. Really, no,
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Speaker 6: it's better before Black Friday or after.
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Speaker 2: They're not better.
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Speaker 1: You're getting some insight information here, but you get like
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Speaker 1: a Victoria's Secret by the way, yeah, Victory's Secret.
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Speaker 6: But the mall so like, yeah, we would just give
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Speaker 6: away a tote that you or a blanket.
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Speaker 3: Must be cool to work at a mall. Now, what
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Speaker 3: I think of a mall, I think of sounds weird
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Speaker 3: to say. But the smell, you know what the smell
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Speaker 3: of the mall is? That should be somebody should make
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Speaker 3: a candle called the mall.
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Speaker 2: What is this smell like? You don't know if you
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Speaker 2: describe it right away.
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Speaker 3: I think of like the butter on a soft pretzel
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Speaker 3: and yeah, okay, that's what the mall smells like.
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Speaker 1: All right, and body odor. Anyway, let's get in some
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Speaker 1: rapid round questions. All right, so you know what the
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Speaker 1: but the rules of this podcast here are not really
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Speaker 1: I don't oh baby, okay, So we have rapid Around trivia.
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Speaker 1: It's a it is indeed a stone or trivia podcast.
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Speaker 1: But our guests, when we ask our questions back and forth,
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Speaker 1: our guest is the lifeline. But getting into the podcast,
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Speaker 1: we have the rapid round, and you answered the rapid
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Speaker 1: round ten questions sixty seconds whenever you can do. The
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Speaker 1: game begins in three.
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Speaker 3: All right, Area fifty one is located in what US state?
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Speaker 7: Uh?
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Speaker 2: Nevada?
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Speaker 1: Got it? What's the hardest rock? Wow?
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Speaker 2: IOUs rock?
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Speaker 1: No? Traditionally? How many wonders of the world are there seven?
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Speaker 1: What style of music originated in New Orleans around nineteen
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Speaker 1: jazz around?
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Speaker 2: Jess?
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Speaker 1: You got it, Jess. What kind of animals sleep during
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Speaker 1: the day and are active at night?
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Speaker 2: Bats?
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Speaker 1: What line of an animal?
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Speaker 2: Owls? Birds?
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Speaker 1: Skip it? What state is the Great Lake State?
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Speaker 2: Michigan?
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Speaker 1: Got it? What's another name for a lawyer?
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Speaker 2: Attorney?
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Speaker 1: Yes? What organs, organ stores urine the bladder, got it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: How many letters are in the alphabet? Twenty?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: What American holiday is in September?
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Speaker 2: Labor Day? Got it?
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Speaker 1: What kind of animals sleep during the day and are
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Speaker 1: active at night?
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Speaker 2: Sleep during the day, active at night.
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Speaker 1: They are a What kind of animal are they?
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Speaker 2: You can do it?
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Sliping rhymes with external got it? The animal?
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Speaker 1: Well done though, otherwise.
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Speaker 2: The pressure with the music is.
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Speaker 1: Right in sixty seconds? Yeah, yeah, Area fifty one located
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Speaker 1: in Nevada. Do you believe in that stuff? Do you
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Speaker 1: have aliens? And where the government stores of the aliens?
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Speaker 1: Is that the legend?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: The legend? The legend. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Do you believe in aliens?
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Speaker 1: I do?
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Speaker 2: But didn't they prove it? And nobody cared?
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Speaker 1: Didn't care?
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Speaker 2: Who cares?
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Speaker 1: I care that I care?
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Speaker 2: I care anyways?
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Speaker 1: Like this just my hot take. I think space is boring. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're stupid.
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Speaker 2: You think it's boring. Yeah, it's infinite. Who cares? The
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Speaker 2: ocean is cooler. It's boring too, would be great. You
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Speaker 2: know it's boring too.
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Speaker 1: It's real fun at parties. Just a bunch of water.
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Speaker 2: Here's why space is boring.
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Speaker 3: Everybody's like, oh, do you go out tonight and look
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Speaker 3: at the blah blah blah blah blah star.
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Speaker 1: It's like what you go up and look at a
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Speaker 1: bunch of little dots? Boring?
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Speaker 2: It's boring, It's beautiful, that's.
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Speaker 1: All you're ever doing. I took astronomy in high school.
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Speaker 3: Boring, boring, And maybe it's because there's there was two
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Speaker 3: astronomy teachers, one that had like the planetarium or at
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Speaker 3: least you could look at the little dots like you know,
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Speaker 3: up close and personal stars.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So two astronomy teachers, planetarium guy and not planetarium guy.
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Speaker 3: Well guess who I got now, non planetarium guy MP.
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Speaker 3: So maybe that's why I have I have a beef
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Speaker 3: with hes trucks and the sky and then planetarium planetarium
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Speaker 3: guy the non planetarium guy.
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Speaker 1: What is the hardest rock? You said, igneous? The dying
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Speaker 1: is the hardest worst. Yeah. Traditionally there are seven wonders
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Speaker 1: of the world. Do you know what they are? I
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Speaker 1: have no idea. You could put a gun to my
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Speaker 1: head right now. I couldn't name one. Why'd you put
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Speaker 1: the word traditionally? Before that? Is this like debated that
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Speaker 1: because more than because it changed. They like changed it
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Speaker 1: like a couple of years back. Who's they the people
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Speaker 1: that come up with the wonders, the wonder people, the Committee, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: the Committee of Wonders. The Board, yeah, the Wonderboard. But
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Speaker 1: there are seven I don't know. Do you know what
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Speaker 1: they are? I just googled the seven Wonders of the World.
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Speaker 1: I haven't heard any of these except for the pyramids.
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Speaker 1: Oh tell me what they are. The Temple of Artemis
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Speaker 1: at Thefesus that's sound right in the city of a
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Speaker 1: Festus near uh something with an s Turkey. Okay, Temple
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Speaker 1: of Artemis at the Statue of Zeus at Olympia in Greece.
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Speaker 1: That sounds familiar. That rings a bill?
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Speaker 8: Uh.
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Speaker 1: The Mausoleum at.
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Speaker 2: Uh Uh. It's like a second tier, second one into.
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Speaker 1: The No, no, it's just oh wait, this is a
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Speaker 1: B group fourteen.
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Speaker 2: Well it does.
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Speaker 3: You might be hotot something because it's the seven Wonders
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Speaker 3: of the ancient world.
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Speaker 1: Ah, so maybe that's not the regular ones. Give me
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Speaker 1: the regular one. Tell yeah, what the hell? Then I
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Speaker 1: scrolled down it it's the Empire State Building. What am
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Speaker 1: I looking at?
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Speaker 5: Trivia?
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Speaker 9: Man, It's like the universe asking us questions.
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Speaker 5: You know, yeah, a Blaze and Confused podcast.
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Speaker 1: So what are the seven winners of the world?
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Speaker 2: Who knows?
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Speaker 1: We don't know. It's a mystery, it's a wonder.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Blazed and Confused, random thoughts.
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Speaker 3: Did you see the story with the Jet Blue plane
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Speaker 3: that had to do an early landing because there was
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Speaker 3: a dude smoking weed in the bathroom? No, yeah, so
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Speaker 3: it was a It was a flight from Boston to
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Speaker 3: Tampa and had to turn around mid flight because they
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Speaker 3: claimed that the crew inhaled the marijuana.
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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, So I have the.
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Speaker 1: Listen to this.
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Speaker 7: Here we go eleven ninety one. I just had some
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Speaker 7: questions as the cockpit secure right now? Hey for our
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Speaker 7: toxic six here, we had a customer dape in the
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Speaker 7: lab and we've yeah, smoking marijuana in the lab. Would
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Speaker 7: like at the turn of Boston eleven one Roger for
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Speaker 7: Jeffular eleven ninety one. Yeah, we have a security issue
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Speaker 7: with a passenger mostly at the service smoking marijuana. Our
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Speaker 7: crew inhaled it and now we're overweight landing. So that's
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Speaker 7: the main reason for the emergency. We had a customer, Yeah,
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Speaker 7: we had a security passenger smoking marijuana. Our crew Inhaled
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Speaker 7: its it back.
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Speaker 1: It's a big emergency. Turned the player around. It's amazing
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Speaker 1: we have that you so clear as we did it,
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Speaker 1: says this dude could face federal charges, big find of
17:03
Speaker 1: civil suit in a lifetime band.
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Speaker 6: My question is, why do they turn the plane around
17:07
Speaker 6: if you're already halfway.
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Speaker 2: Why don't you just keep.
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Speaker 1: Going because they said.
17:11
Speaker 2: That the you got to turn around and go back
17:13
Speaker 2: the same.
17:14
Speaker 3: But the whole thing was is that they claimed that
17:16
Speaker 3: the flight attendants and the crew inhaled. Come on, how ridiculous?
17:22
Speaker 3: I mean, really, we're doing random thoughts? What else you
17:25
Speaker 3: have written here? Let me read this? Sending food back
17:28
Speaker 3: if your order is wrong? Do you do this? Or
17:33
Speaker 3: are you what did you write? Or are or are
17:36
Speaker 3: to just suck it up? What the fuck?
17:41
Speaker 1: Typo? Obviously or are to just suck it up?
17:44
Speaker 2: Sounds like shakespeareance.
17:45
Speaker 1: And eat it anyway? Okay, RFK junior, jeez. But sending
17:52
Speaker 1: your food back if you get something, if you order
17:53
Speaker 1: food and it comes in, it's like fucked up? You
17:55
Speaker 1: send it back?
17:56
Speaker 2: No?
17:56
Speaker 1: No, why not? I want to know why? And why?
17:59
Speaker 2: Is it a bad thing?
17:59
Speaker 1: If someone does I just don't want to bother people.
18:02
Speaker 1: But you you're paying for that. What tell me the
18:06
Speaker 1: story of why you're thinking. I'm just asking. I know
18:09
Speaker 1: where you do that.
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Speaker 2: If it's the wrong meal.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you were a steak that was like, you know, uh,
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Speaker 1: medium rare, but you got it like well done.
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Speaker 2: No, no, that was a little different.
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Speaker 6: I ordered a steak and I got like a salmon.
18:21
Speaker 6: I'd send it back, but no, if it's cooked wrong,
18:24
Speaker 6: I just suck it up. My mom's a waitress. She's
18:26
Speaker 6: been a waitress my whole life. She would want you
18:29
Speaker 6: to say something.
18:30
Speaker 1: See, I don't like tomatoes, right, I don't want them
18:33
Speaker 1: in my food, especially if they're chopped up and everything's
18:35
Speaker 1: wet and tastes like tomato. Now, you know. So if
18:38
Speaker 1: I order a salad, I got a Caesar. I got
18:41
Speaker 1: a Caesar salad the other day that came with tomatoes.
18:44
Speaker 1: What the fuck? And a caesar What the hell would
18:47
Speaker 1: put tomatoes in a Caesar salad like that? What restaurant?
18:51
Speaker 1: I forget where it was, but I'm not going there again. Well,
18:53
Speaker 1: you got to tell me and warm me. I forget
18:55
Speaker 1: what it was. I'll remember later. I can't remember anything
18:58
Speaker 1: right now. Oh gee, I wonder why. Oh we're doing
19:01
Speaker 1: random thought. So, if everything goes according to plan, this
19:03
Speaker 1: episode is going to post on Thanksgiving. So what's the
19:07
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving food that you look forward to every year? Not
19:10
Speaker 1: a traditional food for Thanksgiving? But my mom makes this
19:12
Speaker 1: thing that my ex girlfriend from high school, her aunt made.
19:14
Speaker 1: If it's it's like a broccoli cheddar cast role. It's broccoli.
19:18
Speaker 1: I love broccoli, like velveta cheese and then basically just
19:21
Speaker 1: ritz crackers on top, baked on top of it, and
19:23
Speaker 1: it's fucking dynamite. It is so good. I don't like it.
19:26
Speaker 1: You don't like broccoli.
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Speaker 2: I don't like the broccoli shutter stuff.
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Speaker 1: Oh really, I'm a fan. You don't like it.
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Speaker 2: Velveta is a little scary, okay, fair enough.
19:35
Speaker 1: I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's the best ingredients.
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Speaker 1: It just tastes really good.
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Speaker 2: Do you guys like turkey? Yes? Yes?
19:40
Speaker 1: And mashed potatoes and corn.
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Speaker 6: I don't like mashed potatoes all that much. Not a
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Speaker 6: mashed potato person.
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Speaker 1: God, I know, what do you eat like?
19:48
Speaker 6: I mean, I suck it up and I eat it,
19:49
Speaker 6: but like eat the turkey, I don't know, it's I
19:53
Speaker 6: it's fine.
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Speaker 2: Any gravy on it, It's fine.
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Speaker 1: Is it the texture?
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Speaker 2: No, I don't know, I'm not. That's not the type
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Speaker 2: of food I'm into. I don't know. I'm never like,
20:03
Speaker 2: oh god, mashed potatoes.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I keep saying that. When I'm gonna if I'm like
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Speaker 1: ninety years old and I'm living off a you know,
20:08
Speaker 1: a diet of you know, soup and mashed potatoes, I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna be perfectly fine. I'll be I mean, put a
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Speaker 1: lot of butter in it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, salt, pepper, all the gravy. I'm good.
20:17
Speaker 3: But we're there's like three things that we've established thus
20:21
Speaker 3: far on this episode that I have to befo the
20:23
Speaker 3: hash truck space and I'll give you.
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Speaker 1: I'll give you the third one. Ham on Thanksgiving. I
20:30
Speaker 1: was going to bring that up. I never We're going
20:31
Speaker 1: to move on. But yeah, I agree, wrong family, but
20:34
Speaker 1: I prefer the turkey. Now ham is for Christmas. Some
20:37
Speaker 1: people do Christmas turkey too.
20:38
Speaker 2: Oh no, don't be in those families.
20:41
Speaker 1: Weird, what's what's a holiday? We could just have chicken.
20:43
Speaker 1: I like chicken. Chicken superior to all of these things.
20:47
Speaker 1: By the way, deep fried.
20:50
Speaker 5: And you're about to learn absolutely nothing. Go Blazed and
20:54
Speaker 5: Confused podcast.
20:56
Speaker 1: I have no questions prepared, so you can go first.
20:58
Speaker 1: Oh great, question number one. You ready to lose?
21:02
Speaker 2: Yeah?
21:02
Speaker 1: Probably you are a lifeline. We can come to you
21:04
Speaker 1: one time, all right, and we're going to talk more
21:06
Speaker 1: about retail real quick before we get out of here.
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Speaker 1: Question one, What gas makes up the majority of Earth's atmosphere?
21:14
Speaker 1: What gas makes up the majority of Earth? Should like,
21:17
Speaker 1: this should be so easy. You know what, My cousin's
21:19
Speaker 1: here too. He can be a kind of like a
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Speaker 1: bonus lifeline.
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Speaker 2: Maybe. Oh, don't look at me, we're in the same boat.
21:26
Speaker 1: Not a gas coal? Alright? What about gas? This is
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Speaker 1: gonna sound dumb, but like oxygen is not a gas? Right?
21:34
Speaker 1: Sure it is?
21:35
Speaker 5: Is it?
21:36
Speaker 2: Oh?
21:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a gas.
21:38
Speaker 2: Look at him.
21:39
Speaker 1: Read the question again. What gas makes up the majority
21:42
Speaker 1: of Earth's atmosphere?
21:43
Speaker 3: Well, there's good. It's got to be oxygen. There's oxygen everywhere.
21:47
Speaker 3: We're surrounded by oxygen. Right, final answer, oxygen. Finally at
21:55
Speaker 3: the hit the wrong nitrogen. Nitrogen. It's seventy eight percent.
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Speaker 2: High like oxygen. We need it.
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Speaker 3: I don't even know what nitrogen is.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know it keeps us alive. I guess
22:10
Speaker 1: thanks Nitrogen, question too. This episode is brought to you
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Speaker 1: by Nitrogen. Technically, all right, what state is south of Oklahoma?
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Speaker 2: Jeez?
22:26
Speaker 1: All right, so Oklahoma, it's you know, it's over there.
22:31
Speaker 1: It's down Okay, right down over. Oklahoma doesn't have a coast,
22:39
Speaker 1: there's no beaches, so it's surrounded by other states. Right,
22:44
Speaker 1: I believe there are no beaches in Oklahoma.
22:46
Speaker 2: It's definitely landmarks.
22:51
Speaker 1: It's getting closer.
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Speaker 3: Hypothetically here, I do have a one in fifty shot,
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Speaker 3: which I'm just totally gonna blow.
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Speaker 1: What state is south of Oklahoma? Okay? I'll use the lifeline,
23:06
Speaker 1: a bonus lifeline. Sure, all right? You want to say
23:08
Speaker 1: in the microphone? The microphone Texas.
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Speaker 2: Texas is right?
23:14
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that.
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Speaker 6: We were just talking about what's above Texas for some reason, remember.
23:21
Speaker 1: Coincidentally, so I knew it. Talk about some pretty cool stuff.
23:25
Speaker 2: When you're hanging out, we're pretty interesting.
23:28
Speaker 1: Question three? All right. I like that you already used
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Speaker 1: your lifeline with Ian because he would definitely know this.
23:37
Speaker 1: What is the unit of electrical power? Oh? What?
23:41
Speaker 7: What?
23:42
Speaker 1: What?
23:42
Speaker 2: What? What?
23:43
Speaker 1: What is the unit of electrical power? An ample amp
23:49
Speaker 1: here final answer or a watt. I don't know.
23:55
Speaker 3: It might be a wat. I think it's a watt.
23:59
Speaker 3: What Finally, what are you talking of?
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Speaker 1: It's what? It's a what?
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Speaker 2: What?
24:04
Speaker 1: Congratulations? Thank you you guessed correctly. Man, you know what
24:07
Speaker 1: I was going to say? Ohm? What's an ome o?
24:10
Speaker 5: Wait?
24:10
Speaker 1: Oh hhm what is that?
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Speaker 6: What is that?
24:12
Speaker 5: Good?
24:12
Speaker 7: Ian?
24:12
Speaker 1: Is that what you're meditating? Take the mic and school us.
24:14
Speaker 1: Ohm is the unit for like resistance.
24:18
Speaker 2: So how much resistance something has?
24:20
Speaker 1: Oh, he's got a lot of that. You're resistant to
24:22
Speaker 1: most things symbols. He's got a lot of omes. You
24:24
Speaker 1: got a lot of ohms, and no wonder why it
24:26
Speaker 1: came to mind first? All right? Question four twenty What
24:32
Speaker 1: what corporation? Was founded by Sam Walton in nineteen sixty
24:35
Speaker 1: two Walmart and has grown to become the world's largest
24:39
Speaker 1: company by revenue. Walmart, Walmart, Really confident, it's the Walton family.
24:45
Speaker 1: It's Walmart six hundred and eighty one billion dollars annually.
24:50
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I didn't know that Walmart. I had
24:53
Speaker 1: no idea. Those are pretty deep, decent questions for this week.
24:55
Speaker 1: You were bitching last time. You're like, they're too they're
24:57
Speaker 1: getting too hard, so I gave you some easier ones. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I thought you'd get nitrogen. But according to you, you
25:02
Speaker 1: don't even know what that is. I really don't, really.
25:04
Speaker 2: That's the first question. I was nervous. I think I'm
25:06
Speaker 2: not a lifeline trust me, ai Andy. What the hell
25:09
Speaker 2: is nitrogen? Sure?
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Speaker 8: Nitrogen is basically a colorless, odorless gas that makes up
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Speaker 8: a huge chunk of the air around us, Like almost
25:16
Speaker 8: seventy eight percent of the air you breathe is nitrogen.
25:18
Speaker 1: It's in a lot of things.
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Speaker 8: It's used in fertilizers for plants, it's in some food
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Speaker 8: packaging to keep things fresh, and it's even using things
25:25
Speaker 8: like the medical field for cooling. So yeah, it's everywhere
25:28
Speaker 8: around you, even if you don't see.
25:29
Speaker 1: It interesting, not at all anyway. What is it?
25:34
Speaker 7: So?
25:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you make nitrogen? Yeah? Absolutely? How do
25:38
Speaker 1: you cook it up? What's the ingredients?
25:42
Speaker 8: Well, that's kind of the fun part. You don't exactly
25:45
Speaker 8: cook up nitrogen like a recipe with ingredients.
25:48
Speaker 2: It's really just everywhere in the air already.
25:50
Speaker 8: If you want pure nitrogen, usually what people do is
25:53
Speaker 8: they separate it out from the air through industrial processes
25:57
Speaker 8: like they take air and cool it down or use
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Speaker 8: certain filters to pull the nitrogen out, so it's less
26:02
Speaker 8: of a cooking thing and more of a just extract
26:05
Speaker 8: it from the air.
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Speaker 2: Kind of thing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dummy, you don't cook it.
26:09
Speaker 2: He sounds a little nervous.
26:10
Speaker 1: You can't put in the air fryer either. You can't
26:12
Speaker 1: make it in there. How do I make air fried nitrogen?
26:16
Speaker 9: Oh?
26:17
Speaker 8: Absolutely, I'll just grab the imaginary took book of science,
26:20
Speaker 8: fitch him and see what we've got. In all seriousness, Yeah,
26:24
Speaker 8: the recipe exists for air fried nitrogen, but it's a
26:27
Speaker 8: fun concept. If anyone ever figures out how to put
26:30
Speaker 8: a gas in an air fryer, that'll be a whole
26:32
Speaker 8: new level of cooking magic.
26:35
Speaker 1: He's a little smart, a little smart.
26:38
Speaker 5: Ash trivia man.
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Speaker 9: It's like the universe asking us questions, you know, Yeah,
26:47
Speaker 9: a blazing confused podcast.
26:49
Speaker 1: All right, mister Becker, your turn.
26:51
Speaker 2: Question number one.
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Speaker 3: Roger Daltrey is the lead singer of what classic rock band?
26:58
Speaker 1: The shitty thing is that I know that guy, I
27:01
Speaker 1: know the name. You'll be able to do this terrible
27:04
Speaker 1: at putting them together. So funny because this morning I
27:07
Speaker 1: woke up I clean my apartment and I put on
27:09
Speaker 1: an album from this band, and I thought, there's no
27:11
Speaker 1: way that Becker would know that Roger Daltrey is the
27:14
Speaker 1: lead singer of this band. Rock that's so bad, man.
27:17
Speaker 1: You gotta brush up on your basic classic rock knowledge.
27:20
Speaker 1: It's not gonna come to me. Do you want to
27:23
Speaker 1: go to your lifelines? On the first question, I like, there.
27:27
Speaker 3: An era the eighties, righties, really sixties, really late sixties, seventies,
27:35
Speaker 3: eighties' real shitty right now about it? Roger Daltrey is
27:38
Speaker 3: the lead singer of what band? Do you have any
27:42
Speaker 3: talk it out? What's in your But I can't hold on,
27:44
Speaker 3: hold on what's in your brain? I want to say
27:46
Speaker 3: like led Zeppelin s.
27:47
Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
27:49
Speaker 2: It's not okay led Zeppelin around?
27:52
Speaker 1: Then sure, yeah, yeah, I don't fucking know, dude, I
28:00
Speaker 1: have no I I cannot. It's not gonna click for me.
28:03
Speaker 1: You can give it up on this question, I think
28:04
Speaker 1: so yeah. I feel really great about myself right now.
28:07
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, aren't you some dj?
28:09
Speaker 2: Unquote?
28:11
Speaker 1: Didn't you work at some radio station that played crusty
28:13
Speaker 1: old rock? Such an asshole? Good?
28:18
Speaker 7: Who?
28:18
Speaker 8: Who?
28:21
Speaker 1: I should have known that? I did know that as
28:23
Speaker 1: soon as you said it.
28:24
Speaker 5: Question too.
28:25
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna go with middle school English.
28:29
Speaker 1: Middle school English, the category question you'd probably get wrong.
28:34
Speaker 1: What point of view? Uses he? She or they? Point
28:40
Speaker 1: of view? Meaning like what person?
28:42
Speaker 2: Oh?
28:44
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? What point of view? Yeah?
28:46
Speaker 1: What person? First person? Third person, sixty, ninth person? No, okay, gotcha.
28:52
Speaker 2: Oh that was a big hint. You should have just
28:53
Speaker 2: let him go with it.
28:54
Speaker 1: Well, this is this is a yeah, really I should
28:56
Speaker 1: let you fall the second person? What first person is?
29:01
Speaker 5: Is you?
29:04
Speaker 1: Like me? Right?
29:05
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like I?
29:06
Speaker 1: Yeah? Rather, that's that's what I meant.
29:07
Speaker 3: This is when I stopped paying attention in English, when
29:10
Speaker 3: they started putting numbers with English.
29:12
Speaker 1: The fuck is that? You know?
29:14
Speaker 2: I mean? Now, I don't know the difference between second
29:17
Speaker 2: and third person.
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Speaker 1: Middle school English? What point of view uses he? She
29:22
Speaker 1: or they? Second person? I don't think it's third person,
29:32
Speaker 1: because if you're talking in third person, you're like Becker,
29:36
Speaker 1: like Becker would go to the store after this? You know,
29:41
Speaker 1: I thought it was second person, second person. The final answer,
29:47
Speaker 1: damn it, it's third Personay, So give an example, Yeah, it's
29:51
Speaker 1: third person.
29:51
Speaker 2: Use it a sentence, yeah, and use both. You can't
29:54
Speaker 2: even use it in a sentence without looking it up.
29:57
Speaker 2: This is the ship that I'm going through right now?
29:59
Speaker 1: Shut up, all right? Could you? All right?
30:01
Speaker 5: No?
30:01
Speaker 1: Third person? He she they him, heard them, his hair, theirs.
30:06
Speaker 1: He walked into the room like he all in the place.
30:09
Speaker 1: She said the concert last night was the best she's
30:12
Speaker 1: ever seen. They're already planning their next big weekend getaway.
30:17
Speaker 1: So yeah, those would be a few examples. Question three,
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Speaker 1: Let's go with Classic TV. H Classic TV. They were
30:27
Speaker 1: the first televangelists who hosted a show called The PTL Club.
30:33
Speaker 1: They were a married couple. What were their names?
30:37
Speaker 6: Fuck my god, I was gonna say the seven hundred
30:39
Speaker 6: Club and then you said something about a club.
30:42
Speaker 2: Are they known like people would know?
30:44
Speaker 1: Well, they're very known now because there was a huge controversy.
30:47
Speaker 1: I think.
30:47
Speaker 3: I think the dude was like stealing money from the
30:50
Speaker 3: organization or whatever.
30:52
Speaker 1: They were super rich.
30:52
Speaker 3: They were the first like pastors on TV, but they
30:54
Speaker 3: weren't pastors.
30:55
Speaker 2: Like, did you know their name before this?
30:57
Speaker 1: I did because I watched the Netflix documentary.
30:59
Speaker 2: But I know who in my head, I know who
31:01
Speaker 2: they are.
31:02
Speaker 1: I have no idea. What yeah, what's up? I said,
31:06
Speaker 1: I watched the documentary about them. I think it was
31:08
Speaker 1: on Netflix. I have no idea. I have no idea.
31:13
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to give this the old buzzer, the
31:15
Speaker 1: old buzzer. Yeah, Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. I would
31:20
Speaker 1: never have known that.
31:20
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I would have been there.
31:22
Speaker 1: No, let's figure out what's up with them. Hang on,
31:24
Speaker 1: I could give a ship based on the description of
31:28
Speaker 1: why he was arrested. Oh yeah, I guess I want
31:30
Speaker 1: to know that part.
31:32
Speaker 2: And if it's a documentary, you have to watch, all right.
31:35
Speaker 3: So they were a power couple in seventies and eighties,
31:37
Speaker 3: famous for their TV ministry and the PTL Club show.
31:41
Speaker 3: Built for a massive oh oh oh, now I remember this.
31:45
Speaker 3: They built this giant Christian theme park, like a Disneyland,
31:50
Speaker 3: but like a Christian I do remember Disneyland.
31:53
Speaker 1: I remember that.
31:54
Speaker 3: Gobs and gobs and gobs and money off this. Jim
31:58
Speaker 3: Baker was later convicted of fraud and sent to prison.
32:01
Speaker 3: Then she like reinvented herself. Tammy Fey reinvented herself later
32:05
Speaker 3: in life and became a pop culture figure quote unquote.
32:08
Speaker 3: I think she passed away. Then he's still around. He's
32:11
Speaker 3: out of jail now. But yeah, they started like a
32:14
Speaker 3: god Disneyland?
32:16
Speaker 2: What makes it? What's in the theme park that's god?
32:19
Speaker 7: Like?
32:19
Speaker 2: Statues of Jesus?
32:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, well instead of instead of the teacups, you ride
32:24
Speaker 1: on the Cross the Christ Coaster, Christ.
32:33
Speaker 2: Parting the Red Sea.
32:35
Speaker 1: Question for parting the Red Sea, it's like a water park.
32:43
Speaker 2: Aful, it's red?
32:47
Speaker 1: Oh man? Oh, this is a fun question, but it
32:51
Speaker 1: won't be for me.
32:52
Speaker 3: But it won't be for you. No, you should be
32:54
Speaker 3: able to get this, well maybe not. How old is
32:57
Speaker 3: Roger Daltrey?
33:01
Speaker 1: Uh?
33:02
Speaker 3: Let's go with us geography? What state has the most
33:06
Speaker 3: national parks? Have you ever been to a national park?
33:12
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so. I've been
33:16
Speaker 1: in many state parks, but I don't think so. Have
33:19
Speaker 1: you No? I think you know if you've been to one?
33:22
Speaker 2: Right? Right?
33:23
Speaker 1: Well, I love how we don't know have park?
33:27
Speaker 2: How do you know it's a national park and on
33:28
Speaker 2: a state park?
33:29
Speaker 1: Like? That's one? Right? Yeah, I've never been to that?
33:32
Speaker 1: Is that? A sure? Probably it wants to. I've been
33:36
Speaker 1: in a parking lot.
33:39
Speaker 2: Funny they all have them.
33:42
Speaker 1: Read it again? What state has the most national parks.
33:50
Speaker 2: I would think.
33:50
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. Yeah, I'm trying to think actually Midwest.
33:53
Speaker 1: I was trying, I'm gonna go with my lifeline.
33:56
Speaker 2: Ian can I give a guest?
33:59
Speaker 1: So sure? After you?
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Speaker 2: Okay, Utah, that's what I was going to say.
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Speaker 1: Utah, is that what you were gonna say?
34:07
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say.
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Speaker 1: Utah, I'm gonna go with that. Is it like fucking
34:11
Speaker 1: Wyoming or something? California?
34:13
Speaker 2: Oh really, that was not on my radar.
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Speaker 1: And there are nine. Wow, I had no idea. We
34:19
Speaker 1: did learn something today. That's usually the goal.
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Speaker 2: Are you gonna remember it?
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Speaker 1: California National Parks are Yosemite, Sekoia, King's Canyon, Death Valley,
34:34
Speaker 1: Joshua Tree. I that one Redwood? Uh, pinnacles? Is that
34:41
Speaker 1: what the word is? P I N N A C
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Speaker 1: l E S. There.
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Speaker 2: You get a good job.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, very thank you very much, thank you.
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Speaker 5: Uh.
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Speaker 1: And last but not least last in Volcanic National Park.
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Speaker 1: I like to see a volcano. I think that'd be
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Speaker 1: pretty cool.
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Speaker 2: That would be amazing.
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Speaker 1: I get that you gotta stay far away, though, I'd
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Speaker 1: be a little worried you fall in. It's like hot
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Speaker 1: lava and shit, if it's active, you can't get that close.
35:08
Speaker 1: If it's active.
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Speaker 2: Well, I watched documentary it was active, and they all died.
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Speaker 2: They excluded you watch the documentary?
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Speaker 1: Was that Pompeii.
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Speaker 2: That's a different one a while ago. That's a question
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Speaker 2: which country is the most volcanoes? What country has the
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Speaker 2: most volcanoes? Maybe most active volcanos?
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Speaker 1: Who was asking the questions? Do you know the answer?
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Speaker 2: I don't. I was gonna say Italy.
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Speaker 1: But answer, Oh, that's funny.
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Speaker 6: Italy though, because if I'm right, then I don't think
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Speaker 6: it's Italy.
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Speaker 1: It's a question what country has the most active volcanoes? Indonesia.
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Speaker 1: I've asked that a trivia night before another one. You
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Speaker 1: didn't retain. Yeah, one hundred and twenty active volcanoes.
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Speaker 2: They're on the verge of collapse.
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Speaker 1: Wow, is Indonesia Indonesia? Indonesia a syllable? Just a volcano?
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Speaker 1: I don't know one hundred and twenty of them. Shut up,
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Speaker 1: you're stupid. Go to the next one. Go to what
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Speaker 1: I hate today.
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Speaker 5: What you're about to learn? Absolutely nothing? Go Blazed and
36:20
Speaker 5: Confused podcast.
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Speaker 1: Oh I thought I had more questions, No, we did four,
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Speaker 1: Thank god, they're over. Did we do four?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: You did four each?
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Speaker 1: Okay cool. Yeah, somebody's got to be keeping tracking. This
36:29
Speaker 1: is why we have guests.
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Speaker 2: I counted.
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Speaker 1: We want to do some Black Friday horror stories here. Well, yeah,
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Speaker 1: tell us a story about some of your retail nightmares,
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Speaker 1: crazy customer shit, because Black Friday is coming up tomorrow
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Speaker 1: and people get crazy for.
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Speaker 2: Deals just on Black Friday.
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Speaker 1: No, it's not true.
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Speaker 2: I mean, oh my god, I mean.
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Speaker 1: You're just your retail horror stories, I.
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Speaker 6: Mean Black Friday. The biggest one was probably there was
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Speaker 6: a fistfight because we ran out of boxes like gift
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Speaker 6: boxes to give and this guy who was not happy
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Speaker 6: and so going to the dog sort of get his
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Speaker 6: own box. We didn't have any left, and he started
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Speaker 6: yelling at one of our employees and the fight happened. Well,
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Speaker 6: didentifight the employee. Another customer got involved.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so.
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Speaker 6: That was pretty crazy. Jesus, but Black Friday starts earlier.
37:15
Speaker 6: Now it starts on Thanksgiving. Well back then it did.
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Speaker 6: I don't know if it still does, but it's just
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Speaker 6: people go nuts.
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Speaker 1: I just remember like watching it on the news the
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Speaker 1: next day. They'd have footage of people like the doors
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Speaker 1: opening and just people like pushing each other out of
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Speaker 1: the way just to get what, just to get.
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Speaker 2: Warm, get nothing, to get nothing, to get angry that
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Speaker 2: they're not getting what they want to get angry.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, how long did you work retail? Did you only
37:38
Speaker 1: work at Victoria's Secrets?
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Speaker 6: I only worked at Victoria's Secret, but I worked at
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Speaker 6: a couple miles. I probably worked for five to six years,
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Speaker 6: different positions.
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Speaker 2: But always with people. And you like it. So I
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Speaker 2: hated it. I no.
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Speaker 6: I liked the background stuff, like I liked the five ams,
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Speaker 6: not talking to people, like the merchandising.
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Speaker 2: But people were the worst.
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Speaker 1: When you work in retail is just terrible. Every day. Yeah,
38:02
Speaker 1: most literally every day there's a problem.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you think you're having a good day and then
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Speaker 6: somebody comes in and just that sucks, ruins it.
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Speaker 2: Or you get stolen from and you can't do anything
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Speaker 2: about it, like stolen from.
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Speaker 6: Like yeah, so we would have big tables out front
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Speaker 6: and you would just put all the brand new stuff
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Speaker 6: out and people know, they like keep track of that
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Speaker 6: when new stuff comes out, and they'll come and swipe
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Speaker 6: your whole entire front table and you kind of have
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Speaker 6: to wave and say, well, follow an Instagram page that
38:30
Speaker 6: sells all the stolen stuff. We've all followed it back then,
38:32
Speaker 6: and we'd be like, well that was stolen from us.
38:34
Speaker 6: Or we'd call each other and like, hey, they hit
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Speaker 6: our sore, they're coming to you.
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Speaker 3: Have you seen the videos of like the Apple store
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Speaker 3: getting raw before where the staff just stands there and like.
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Speaker 2: Cause they have to.
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Speaker 1: They're just why you're instructed to just let people steal
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Speaker 1: from you if.
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Speaker 6: They're well, so, if you're following somebody that you think
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Speaker 6: is stealing, and we know that they're stealing, they're acting
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Speaker 6: like they're in groups, we know they they start yelling
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Speaker 6: at you to try back you off, and then they
38:59
Speaker 6: can say certain things where you know you're gonna get
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Speaker 6: in trouble, like you're profiling them or you're following them
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Speaker 6: for no reason, so then you have to back off.
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Speaker 6: You know that they're stealing. And then once you see
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Speaker 6: them steiling, they say, well you don't want to get hit,
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Speaker 6: or you can't touch them if they if you even
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Speaker 6: swipe their bag or something, you touch them, then it
39:18
Speaker 6: doesn't matter. You're the one that's in trouble. So it
39:21
Speaker 6: would be and people would do they line their bags
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Speaker 6: with like lining stuff that won't set off the metal
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Speaker 6: detectors they have, like the sensors. They bring stuff in
39:32
Speaker 6: that they can just unclip the sensors or some people
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Speaker 6: literally just don't care if I'm not organized like that
39:36
Speaker 6: and just I mean.
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Speaker 2: Literally take a whole table, the whole table.
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Speaker 1: Have you ever stolen anything?
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Speaker 2: Uh? No, never, I'm trying to think.
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Speaker 1: I mean no, like what steal? What? What would I
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Speaker 1: have stolen? I know, why are you looking at me
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Speaker 1: like I'm lying, Mike, you've stolen?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: What have you stolen? I remember being very ung like
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Speaker 1: with my mom at a store and I think I
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Speaker 1: grabbed like super glue the one time for whatever reason,
40:06
Speaker 1: was like a six year old no young and maybe
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Speaker 1: magnet from a store in the mall. Yeah, that rhymes
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Speaker 1: with Streensers.
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Speaker 6: I think everybody's gone into Stensers.
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Speaker 2: Have you gone to Streensers lately? Streensers?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Spencers No, No, the other Streensers I'm talking about.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: I think maybe I was there when I was in
40:36
Speaker 1: the seventh grade. Is that the store that has like
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Speaker 1: dildos and ship in the back in the back, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I remember getting kicked out of there when I was
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Speaker 1: in the middle When I was in middle school, I
40:44
Speaker 1: was there with a group of friends and I went
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Speaker 1: in the back and put on a hat that had
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Speaker 1: a big, giant penis coming off of it, and I
40:51
Speaker 1: had somebody take my picture with this hat on, and
40:53
Speaker 1: some woman came and yelled at me and kicked me out.
40:56
Speaker 1: Apparently you're not supposed to try a dickhead. Yeah, God,
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Speaker 1: I loved it. That's what the hat was called. It
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Speaker 1: was called the dick head hat. Look at me. Now
41:10
Speaker 1: we have a snack today? Or no? Oh yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we right through the much minute. Did you get the
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Speaker 1: thing from the thing I did? Did you actually? Holy shit?
41:16
Speaker 1: Hold on and I'll get the thing from the thing
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Speaker 1: that thing there. I forget which thing you actually got,
41:22
Speaker 1: so it'll be a surprised to me.
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Speaker 2: What's the snack thing?
41:24
Speaker 1: So we do the munchy minute, okay, and we just
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Speaker 1: talk about a random snack or whatevered. No, I usually
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Speaker 1: grab just random shit that maybe he's never had, like
41:35
Speaker 1: I think in my head, like, oh, try something new.
41:39
Speaker 1: We were talking about this on the last episode because
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Speaker 1: there's a hemp there's a hemp harvest festival coming up soon.
41:45
Speaker 1: We're going to be at it December sixth, right, and uh,
41:48
Speaker 1: it's in Lebanon, Pennsylvania. And then we started talking about
41:52
Speaker 1: Lebanon viloney and I couldn't remember the last time I
41:55
Speaker 1: had it. Honestly, I never bought it as an adult,
41:57
Speaker 1: So I thought you should. You never had it. I've
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Speaker 1: had probably when I was a kid.
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Speaker 2: Do we consider this a snack?
42:03
Speaker 1: No? Yeah, this is the first lunch meat we've done on.
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Speaker 2: Then the deli needs coming out. It's time for.
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Speaker 1: Oh man, this doesn't make sense now.
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Speaker 3: I thought you said last week that you've never had
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Speaker 3: Lebanon malone.
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Speaker 1: It's been since I was a kid. I really don't
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Speaker 1: remember what it tastes like.
42:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I got Lebanon maloney because last week we
42:30
Speaker 3: were talking about the Hemp harvest Fest, which is the
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Speaker 3: first weekend of December.
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Speaker 1: You've been Lebanon, Lebanon Valley.
42:37
Speaker 3: Community Center exactly, community Center, Convention Center rather.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't go to the community center.
42:43
Speaker 2: The weed best at the community Center.
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Speaker 1: Don't show up the center, go to the convention center.
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Speaker 3: No, But we were talking it's in Lebanon, PA, And
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Speaker 3: I thought, whoa you ever have Levionon maloney I'll admit
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Speaker 3: so I bought some so we can try today.
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Speaker 1: This doesn't look that good. It really does not wait
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Speaker 1: to try it. It looks like a I've got Why
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Speaker 1: does it look like it was good? About a year
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Speaker 1: and a half ago.
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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, does it looks like you bought that?
43:12
Speaker 1: Smells okay, though, smell it all right? Let me see here.
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Speaker 2: So how's this different from regular balooney?
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Speaker 1: It's like, man, it smells good. Yeah, I haven't had
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Speaker 1: this since my childhood. It's very excited. You didn't want
43:26
Speaker 1: to take a piece for yourself. I'll take a slab
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Speaker 1: and you tick a slab. If you guys want a
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Speaker 1: piece of baloney, you'll try it.
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Speaker 2: I don't mind balooney.
43:39
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, it's definitely not your
43:47
Speaker 1: regular bologna.
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Speaker 2: Oh let's see. This is pretty good.
43:53
Speaker 1: It's like blogoney, but like it tastes more like a
43:55
Speaker 1: slim gem blooney.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
43:58
Speaker 1: I could suck this.
43:59
Speaker 2: Up for for lunch.
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Speaker 1: Okay. And you were judging me when I got the
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Speaker 1: slab of meat out of my friend.
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Speaker 2: You were talking about snacks and you brought out deli meat.
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Speaker 1: What would you put on this? It's like a mustard, yeah, mustard. Yeah.
44:12
Speaker 1: Would you put some kind of cheese with it, like
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Speaker 1: a cheddar or something? Yeah, this is really good.
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Speaker 2: Would maybe just do American?
44:17
Speaker 1: You know what I would do lemonon maloney and tomatoes?
44:22
Speaker 2: Never mind, you don't like any tomato at all?
44:27
Speaker 1: I'm chewing sorry, not really ever on a burger. No,
44:30
Speaker 1: definitely not. I think it ruins food like that HOGI No.
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Speaker 1: Do you like tomato soup?
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Speaker 2: Mm hmm, okay, tomato sauce.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't like slimy tomatoes.
44:43
Speaker 2: And grape tomatoes.
44:44
Speaker 1: I don't know if I know what that is. Tomatoes
44:46
Speaker 1: will look like grape. I don't really. I don't know the.
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Speaker 2: Question before what other kind of tomatoes you got?
44:59
Speaker 1: Jesus I anyway, I don't want any of them. You
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Speaker 1: like Lebanon BLOONEA.
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Speaker 2: So it's from the town of Lebanon, is how you
45:06
Speaker 2: say it? Lebanon.
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Speaker 3: I don't think it's from the town of Lebanon at all.
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Speaker 3: It's a Pennsylvania Dutch thing. Yeah, maybe that's maybe that's
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Speaker 3: how Lebanon the town of Lebanon got their name Lebanon, Pennsylvania.
45:15
Speaker 3: They were like, you know what the baloney. Hey, what
45:18
Speaker 3: a name.
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Speaker 1: Lebanon. Great name for a town. And they had a
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Speaker 1: vote and they were like, it's ours. Yeah done, Lebanon
45:24
Speaker 1: copyright that shit. Yes, I think that's exactly what happened.
45:27
Speaker 1: It was I'm a historian. Yeah, of Lebanon.
45:29
Speaker 2: We do that here.
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Speaker 1: Episode twenty eight. Black Friday is tomorrow. It's Thanksgiving today.
45:34
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening each week. It's the Blaze of
45:36
Speaker 1: Confused podcast. Katie. Thank you so much for being here
45:39
Speaker 1: talking about your retail hell experiences. Ian's here too. Thanks
45:42
Speaker 1: for hanging out, buddy, and we'll talk to you next week.
45:44
Speaker 1: I'm Becker. That's Joel. Good night, So your day, good afternoon.
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