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Hour 1 - A Story for the Birds · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, it's our number wad. Happy Tuesday too,
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  Speaker 1: For some reason, it was broadcast on the radio, but
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  Speaker 1: Show podcast. So here in our one, the Eagles are
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  Speaker 1: right now campaigning to protect the toush push. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: making this up. It sounds like satire. What is your
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  Speaker 1: reaction to that one? Also, is there anything to Roger
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  Speaker 1: Goodell using the Packers to push through this legislation to
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  Speaker 1: ban the tush push? And is this a throwaway the
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  Speaker 1: key situation? Has Nick Sirianni locked down the Philly coaching
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  Speaker 1: job for the foreseeable future. We'll answer all of those
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  Speaker 1: questions and ask other questions right now in our number one.
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  Speaker 1: It's a story for the birds. It's all for the birds.
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  Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from football, but obviously
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  Speaker 1: no football games to talk about. Quiet night to quiet
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  Speaker 1: night in sports to a few baseball games. That was
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  Speaker 1: about it. So we did have some football stuff to
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  Speaker 1: cut my attention to some big developments which are expected.
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  Speaker 1: This is called a preview of coming attractions. A preview
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  Speaker 1: of coming attractions, Get a big bucket of popcorn, get
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  Speaker 1: some candy. So you might know where I'm going with this,
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  Speaker 1: But it's possible that you've not been paying attention and
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  Speaker 1: that's fine, that's good. You actually have a life or
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  Speaker 1: you're working, so you might have missed it. But we
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  Speaker 1: have learned now that the Packers, not actual meatpackers, but
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  Speaker 1: the football team known as the Packers, have submitted a
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  Speaker 1: revised proposal to ban the tush push. The Packers say
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  Speaker 1: no tush Ay. They want no tush ay, the signature
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  Speaker 1: play which helped the reigning Super Bowl champions the Birds
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  Speaker 1: eat Hey gee El eat AyL And somewhere in fats
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  Speaker 1: in Philadelphia is slathering oil on himself screaming this is
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  Speaker 1: not right. But tell yeah, the Eagles that Super Bowl run,
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  Speaker 1: and how many times did they go to the tush
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  Speaker 1: push to get that short yardage play? So about a
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  Speaker 1: month ago? About a month ago, maybe a little longer,
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  Speaker 1: give or take time? What is time? So somewhat recently,
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  Speaker 1: the NFL tabled the vote, which is known as a
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  Speaker 1: dead giveaway. That is a dead giveaway that they want
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  Speaker 1: this thing out lawed. They didn't have enough votes, so
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  Speaker 1: they said, rather than just say we don't have enough vote,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna push it back till we get enough votes.
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  Speaker 1: The owners are expected to vote on Wednesday, So this
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  Speaker 1: is our Tuesday show you can do the math on that,
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  Speaker 1: and they'll decide the league meetings in Minneapolis where all
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  Speaker 1: the owners are beating Juicy Lucy's and hanging out there
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  Speaker 1: at an airport adjacent hotel and take care of the
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  Speaker 1: league business. So the revised plan by the green Bay
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  Speaker 1: Football Team would go back to a broader banishment of
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  Speaker 1: the plays. The language essentially was used from nineteen twenty
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  Speaker 1: when a bunch of degenerate gamblers started the NFL, until
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  Speaker 1: twenty oh five when they changed the verbiage. So they
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  Speaker 1: go back to that prohibiting players in the NFL from pushing.
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  Speaker 1: No pushing, You cannot push, keep your hands to yourself
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  Speaker 1: kindergarten rules, keep your hands on yourself. You can't pull
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  Speaker 1: the runner in any other erection under the proposal by
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  Speaker 1: the Green Bay Football Team. Now, given the language in
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  Speaker 1: this again revised proposal, it would be virtually impossible, based
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  Speaker 1: on those that know these kind of things, to have
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  Speaker 1: the touch push. You might have to change it to
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  Speaker 1: something else, like the imaginary toushbush or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But they need twenty four votes. We know the green
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  Speaker 1: Bay Packers are going to vote in favor of it,
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  Speaker 1: because this is their idea, and the Eagles are going
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  Speaker 1: to vote against it because that's their play. So it's
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  Speaker 1: going to come down to the other thirty teams in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL that will decide this. Now, Green Bay is
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  Speaker 1: closing argument, if you can call it a closing argument.
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  Speaker 1: I saw. I thought this was interesting. I want to
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  Speaker 1: share it with you. So the packer's closing argument is
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  Speaker 1: that they us change the rule for player safety and
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  Speaker 1: pace of play. Let me reread that player safety and
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  Speaker 1: pace of play. So let's discuss the question. The Eagles
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  Speaker 1: are said to be campaigning right now today and they
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  Speaker 1: have the all day and then the Wednesday's of the vote.
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  Speaker 1: So the Eagles are campaigning to protect the tush push.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So what is your reaction to this one?
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  Speaker 1: So I've got glitch, styrofoam, and Huey Lewis, and we
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we're going
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  Speaker 1: to give you a migraine headache. We actually stop and
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  Speaker 1: think about how stupid this is. We need to burn
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  Speaker 1: the toush push. Oh my god, so stupid? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So hey, obviously the NFL, anybody with half a brain nose,
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  Speaker 1: the league should not ban the toush push. It's dumb,
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  Speaker 1: the dumb, dumb, dumb to even think think about it.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that Philly has to right now lobby NFL
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  Speaker 1: teams is absurd with a capital A. It's absurd. It
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  Speaker 1: is a masculating for the NFL as a business that
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  Speaker 1: there's apparently a groundswell of support to ban the play. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I come on the play last I checked, And maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'm wrong on this. I think it's available for every
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  Speaker 1: team in the NFL. Just because your quarterbacks are woos
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  Speaker 1: and your offensive line socks and you can't run the play,
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  Speaker 1: why punish the Eagles? And I'm not even an Eagles fan.
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  Speaker 1: I hate a lot of Eagle fans. They annoying me.
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  Speaker 1: But on this one, it's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. And
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  Speaker 1: instead of banning it, I don't know, copy it? How
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  Speaker 1: about that? Yes? Copy it that anyway. I realize it
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  Speaker 1: is not an aesthetically pleasing play. I understand that part
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  Speaker 1: of it. However, it is allowed. It's been allowed. It
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  Speaker 1: is a creative stroke that the Eagles and Nick Sirianni
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  Speaker 1: put in there, and it does rely on strength and
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  Speaker 1: coordination and all of those things. And it's been called
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  Speaker 1: a rugby play. That's fine, but it's available to everyone,
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  Speaker 1: and the fact that it's so successful and there's no
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  Speaker 1: way to stop it becomes the issue here, at least
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  Speaker 1: for the Eagles, and for the Egle Make no mistake
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  Speaker 1: about this, The Eagles half the campaign like they have
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  Speaker 1: to save the play. That is the glitch in the
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  Speaker 1: matrix for the Philadelphia Eagles, and there is no debate
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  Speaker 1: about that. It is the ultimate cheat code for the Birds.
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  Speaker 1: For some reason, all these other stumble bums in the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: many of them that Buffalo ran it pretty effectively, but
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  Speaker 1: for the most part, the other teams are completely clueless,
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  Speaker 1: completely clueless when it comes to running this particular bay. Now,
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  Speaker 1: how good was it? We went back through the You know,
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  Speaker 1: we have a big staff here, a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: behind the scenes that work hard. Massive. I mean, if
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  Speaker 1: you knew how many people made this show, put the
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  Speaker 1: monologues together, the sound that you don't hear because we
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  Speaker 1: don't have any all that. I mean, there's so much stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it is just amazing. So the crack research
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  Speaker 1: staff here, based on a minutes long Malleard investigation, the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles converted the tush push into a first down or
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  Speaker 1: a touchdownn thirty nine out of forty eight attempts, So
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  Speaker 1: that is a success rate of eighty one point three percent.
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  Speaker 1: But wait, there's more. As the Great ron Pole Peel,
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  Speaker 1: the late great infomercial legend said back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: when you factor in situations where the birds attempted the
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  Speaker 1: first step, they failed. So they failed on the first
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  Speaker 1: attempt at the tushy pushy, and they followed with another
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  Speaker 1: tushy pushy. So two tushes in a row, two tushes
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  Speaker 1: better than one. So two tushes and a roh the
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  Speaker 1: very next play. The overall success rate was wait for it,
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  Speaker 1: ninety seven point nine percent. Nineties. Is there anything in
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  Speaker 1: life that is ninety seven point nine percent? There are
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  Speaker 1: two things that are one hundred percent, taxes and death.
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  Speaker 1: Other than that, there's nothing that is ninety seven point
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  Speaker 1: nine percent in life, but that two time push? Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: The packers argument. I want to address this because I
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  Speaker 1: think this is hilarious and I thought this when I
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  Speaker 1: first saw this, I thought, well, this must be fake,
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  Speaker 1: you know, another one of these things. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's real, what's not? Am I getting punked? Here? Is
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  Speaker 1: this some kind of satire? Is that sports talk Barry.
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  Speaker 1: So the Packers argument is that it's for player safety,
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  Speaker 1: and it's for pace of play, and this is comedy
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  Speaker 1: gold is what it is. And here's why you have
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  Speaker 1: this thing called and I guess it's kind of new.
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  Speaker 1: It's called the play clock. It's a forty second play clock.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what Philadelphia when they announced they're running the
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  Speaker 1: toush push, they don't get an extra thirty seconds because
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna push the tush. They don't get that, right,
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  Speaker 1: That's it. And as far as the health factor, as
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  Speaker 1: my late great grandfather would say, that's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: hutzpah to say that you're gonna do this because of health.
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  Speaker 1: So we went back and look the NFL itself, the
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  Speaker 1: league itself, which will lie about anything. They said. The
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  Speaker 1: NFL said that they have found no evidence, no evidence
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  Speaker 1: that the tush push is a risk play. There's no
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  Speaker 1: additional risk to running the play. That's the league itself
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  Speaker 1: saying that. All right, now turn the page here. So
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  Speaker 1: is there anything to the conspiracy that is going around? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: there is actually a conspiracy theory about the push. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to twenty twenty five, my friends. So is there anything
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  Speaker 1: to the Roger Goodell conspiracy that he's using the green
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  Speaker 1: Bay Packers to push, if you will, through this plan
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  Speaker 1: to ban the tushbush. So I'm nodding my head. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You know. My position, if you've heard the show over
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  Speaker 1: the years, is I go on a case by case basis.
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  Speaker 1: There's certain conspiracies that I absolutely believe. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: they're conspiracy that I think they're called reality. This is
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  Speaker 1: something I buy into. I'm nodding my head, yes, that
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  Speaker 1: I do believe there's something too. And every whisper has
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  Speaker 1: a source, right, every whisper has a source here. So
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  Speaker 1: if you can imagine me wearing my tinfoil hat here,
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  Speaker 1: the whispers that the NFL is using the Packers as
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  Speaker 1: a pawn like they're playing chess here, and here's why
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  Speaker 1: do you know who the owner of the Green Bay
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  Speaker 1: Packers is? What's me? I have a stock, I have
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  Speaker 1: a piece of paper owns Okay, yeah, you own a
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  Speaker 1: piece of stock in the green Bay Packers. You have
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  Speaker 1: no say though, in what the team does. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: no one, no one owns the green Bay Packers. The
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  Speaker 1: Packers do not have a single owner of the team.
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  Speaker 1: It's the most unique thing we have in American Sport,
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  Speaker 1: among the industrial complex of American Sport, where the Green
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  Speaker 1: Bay Packers are publicly owned and listed as a nonprofit,
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  Speaker 1: so we get all the finances of the NFL every year.
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  Speaker 1: So the way this works, Roger Goodell doesn't like the
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  Speaker 1: touchbush publicly, he can't trash it because he's the commissioner
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  Speaker 1: of the NFL and he's gotta support everyone. Privately, he
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  Speaker 1: hates it, TV doesn't like it. So Roger Goodell behind
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  Speaker 1: the scenes and his underlings at the NFL asking the
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  Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers CEO Mark Murphy, who I believe is
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  Speaker 1: on his way out to do the dirty work for
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  Speaker 1: the league. Hey, do us a solid. You're leaving anyway,
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  Speaker 1: and we need to help on us. We don't want
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  Speaker 1: any other owner to look like the bad guy, and
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  Speaker 1: we can. You know you'll be goofed on, So we'll
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  Speaker 1: have you do it, and and there you go, so
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  Speaker 1: and again. Every whisper has a source. Every single whisper
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  Speaker 1: has a source. Pretty pathetic though, to hide behind the
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  Speaker 1: styrofoam cheeseheads from Green Bay and using the Packers to
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  Speaker 1: do the dirty work for the leak. All right, now,
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  Speaker 1: turning the page quickly. We mentioned the Eagles to the
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  Speaker 1: victor goes the spoils. They might not keep the tush push,
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  Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. Their coach got paid. Nick Siriani
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  Speaker 1: gets a multi year lucrative extension. I believe I fired
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  Speaker 1: him seven times on radio and three times on the
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  Speaker 1: TV show we did last year, actually last two years,
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  Speaker 1: I've fired Sirianni multiple times. What he gets the gig
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  Speaker 1: extension for Sirianti. So is this a throw away the
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  Speaker 1: key situation? As you say throw away the key situation?
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  Speaker 1: Has Nick Sirianni locked down the Philadelphia job for the
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  Speaker 1: foreseeable future, as you lock this thing down, So I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna go there. I'm not gonna go there. It's
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  Speaker 1: at this point he's got the gig and they won
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  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl and rah rah rah. But even in
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  Speaker 1: the afterglow of that shiny Lombardy, even after that, Nick Sirianni,
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  Speaker 1: if he was a stock, he is a highly volatile stock,
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  Speaker 1: and the kind of a stock that could deliver you
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  Speaker 1: big gains, win a Super Bowl and easily wipe out
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  Speaker 1: those big gains in your portfolio by being a knucklehead.
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  Speaker 1: And so that's the the issue, Like I look at
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  Speaker 1: Siriani's like the the Huey Lewis and the news type
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  Speaker 1: coach there, right, he's Syriani's not there for a long
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  Speaker 1: time in Philadelphi, but man is he there for a
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  Speaker 1: good time. And certainly and Sirianni's sideline antics and the
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  Speaker 1: total lack of professionalism, which is great for talk radio.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get me wrong. As a talk show host,
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  Speaker 1: I love Nick Sirianni. He's amateurs. He does everything you're
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to do as a grown up, and it's
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  Speaker 1: good for talk radio. It's really great. Like fans, heklum
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  Speaker 1: and he's a pompous, a hole schmuck and like all
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  Speaker 1: the stuff you're taught not to do he does, which
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  Speaker 1: is really good for what I do. He bites back,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't keep his composure right, emotional outbursts. All that
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  Speaker 1: is wonderful for us. And it's fine if the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: are winning and it's not going to last, right the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: If you look at the Eagles right now, I would
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  Speaker 1: argue the success of the Eagles is based more on
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  Speaker 1: a byproduct of the talent than it is any kind
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  Speaker 1: of amazing coaching powers of Nick Sirianni. That that is
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  Speaker 1: the thing, like the whole trash talk and stuff and
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  Speaker 1: getting into it with opposing players and the referees and
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  Speaker 1: Eagle fans and all that. Like that's all fun when
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  Speaker 1: you're good, and then when you're bad, it's like, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, this guy, we gotta get somebody else in here.
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  Speaker 1: This guy annoys doing?
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  Speaker 1: back to it, and we started with some hot tush
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  Speaker 1: talk as we try to get the ratings up here
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  Speaker 1: the tush push as this could be the final day
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow, on Wednesday, the NFL will vote and
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles will have to come up with something else
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  Speaker 1: if the toush pushes ban, which I believe is stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I made my argument absolutely, I support the tush and
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  Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. Now King Rory rights in he's in the
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  Speaker 1: Wisconsin Northern Wisconsin areas is as a packer fan, I
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  Speaker 1: support the ban on the tush heat bush. Yeah, whatever
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: happened to the good old quarterback sneak? Did anyone give
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: bart Starr a push and the tush in the ice
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: bowl to beat the Cowboys?
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: No?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: If you cook the cleanest ass, if your quarterback needs
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: a push, the game one inch. Maybe you need a
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: new quarterback. Well, how come the Packer quarterback doesn't feel
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: the love and can't pull the play off? How about that?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Burner account rights and says, good monologue, Benjamin ain't mineus.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping the Burner account says the Green Bay haters
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: lose a game next season. Buy the tush Push. By
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: the way, I'm in Wilkesboro, North Carolina, picking up my load.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Someone tell Jerome and Charleston I'm on the way so
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: he could stand me up. Also, yeah, if you were
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: at Jerome and Charleston's home, he would not come out
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: the front door to say hello. He would not. I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: was literally in Charleston. I was like a couple blocks
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: away from Jerome and Charleston. He's like, I can't make it.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I offered, I know nobody wants to hang I wouldn't
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: want to hang out with me either, But I offered
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: to buy him like a meal or whatever. And he didn't.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: He didn't want that. He wasn't interested. Bobby J. Writes
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: in and he writes in from parts unknown, He says,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I cannot agree with you more. They should leave the
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Tush Push alone. Players get hurt on any play. Explain
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: to me, like I'm five years old, who got hurt
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: on the Toush Push besides teams that can't stop it,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: stop it feelings? He says, all right, well listen. Then
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the NFL even admits that people don't get hurt on
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: the Toush Push any more than any other play. Late
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Night drug tester says, the Eagle fans really just want
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: to know is Big Dom getting taken care of? He
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: is the real glue to the Bird's sideline. Yeah, somebody
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: sent me a message said that they think that Angry
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Bill was hired by Big Dom. That's why he doesn't
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: call the show anymore. That Angry Bill was hired as
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: an advisor to Big Dom, And so who knows.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Let's go to the phones and conspiracy theorists. Okay, good,
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Let's go to Greg, who's in Michigan. It's a rather
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: large state, but he's representing the entire state of Michigan.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Greg? Welcome.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I'm a Layer fan, not a Packer fan, but I
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: don't like the touch push at all. It's not a
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: football player.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Not a football play, you know, So why don't the
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Lions run the touch push? It's allowed. Why don't you
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: run it? Why don't you have Jared Goff gain those yards?
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Because because they get to a reel back and get
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: the yards.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's fine, but you could run the play.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: You realize that you are you are.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Able to run the play. Back in the days, you
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: couldn't push forward, you could grab the pull, you couldn't
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: age the.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Runner at Yeah, well right now you can. It's allowed
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: right now. And you realize you sound you probably do
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you hate the slam dunkin basketball? Do you not like
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the slam dunkin basketball? It does? Let me explain. You
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: didn't explained here because years ago the NCAA outlawed these
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: slam dunks. They called it the lou All Cinder rule.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: And you and you know why they did that. Do
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you know the language that they used at that time?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: They said it was not a skillful shot, which sounds
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: kind of similar to not a football play, doesn't it
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: doesn't It sound like almost the same argument. So get
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you realize you're defending something that's stupid to defend.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: The thing is, if there was a successful play, run
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: it all.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: The time, then okay, you should I agree, they should
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: run it all the time. I would run it all
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the time. Absolutely, the Eagles should run it all the
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: time because all these dumb teams can't stop it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: You know what, all who'd beat seventy one on atlane
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: of scrimmage?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Again, you're making you're making my argument for me, because
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you can't stop it. Get rid of it anything you
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: can't stop, get rid of. As a Lion fan for
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: forty years, you couldn't stop anyone. They should have gotten
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: rid of every other team in the NFL. They should
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: have gotten rid of the Packers. You couldn't beat them,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: the Vikings, the Bears, all of them because they you
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: couldn't stop them, So you should have gotten rid of them. No,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: why you couldn't stop them, You couldn't start. It's not fair.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It's not fair.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: So who who the all pro in that scenario? On
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: the outfits? Lyne?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Who cares who they all pro?
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: What is?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? What do you mean?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: You see that was the argument was that with Kelsey,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey was the secret he retired. They still ran
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: the play a ninety seven percent success rate, the Eagles
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: ninety seven percent, and Kelsey was doing bad television like
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: that got crappy late night show.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: He was doing, you're going to get the yard if possible,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: to stop a yard twelve?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, listen, you're you're it's you're wrong. It's okay.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You could be wrong. I don't I don't hate you.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: You're wrong, that's fine. I'm mister you're a purist.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Could have played the chip on going on?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Do you like? Do you support? Replay?
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Would be would be the linebacker diving old lion scribbage
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: head versus a spear and nearly to do that, and
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: that's you are going.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: To get hurt.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Not well, you're doing what you could get hurt. But
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: they're not doing that. That's not allowed, so they are.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you all right. Uh, that's that's the side that
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: defends the touch push. That's your side, Loraina, your pro
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: touch push, pro ban, your pro band push. He doesn't
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: want the touch push. I don't mind the touch. I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: thought you were likes to be pushed every now and
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: is that right? Okay, Well there you go. I think
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the more pushing for the toush in is better. I
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: got you so and no mail for you again. Things
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: have slown down here, Lorena. What is going on here?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: What happened. You don't need a million gifts, bed No,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I understand.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: A lot.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: That was a lot. So I feel like people are
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: used to you now. They feel like you don't need anything.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You're good. They don't want to get up.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I have a Boosy's package coming.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Oh you do?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, and I have another package so there is some
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: more stuff. Okay, they trickle in, Okay, aggressive like it was.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: It was very very well, when's your birthday? What?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: What party coming up in October? Again? So you guys
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: can start planning again. It's only one starting. You're very
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: confident you're going to say it. I'll just say it
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: did Okay, all right? You guys want to take me
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: to Paris or something? We can do that. How about
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: any any listener in Paris want to take us to
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Paris to do the show Malaria? We go to Terry
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: in England's house and hang out there in the in
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: the woods like this, idea, idea? Can we go to
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: the Mulon Rouge? You know, I'd like to go to
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: New Zealand. I haven't been to New Zealand. I just
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I just popped up there that you had me. I
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: heard to have green grass. I just watched an episode
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: of a show on New Zealand earlier today. It was
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Conan Must go. Colin O'Brien went to New Zealand. You know,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I interviewed sona most mob sassion. Who know who that is? Okay,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: the girl who always hangs out with him? Oh okay,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Well I got I got up ridiculously early. Was it yesterday?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: What time is that for you? Like eleven? Yes, it
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: was like eleven fifteen or so. And I got up
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and I because I had to do a hit on
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: New Zealand radio. And but I used to go on
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: there all. I used to go on there all the
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: time on my buddy Darcy's radio. So do I'm Malir
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: meet and Street. And when you're in New Zealand, it's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: not that far to get to Australia. So we should
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: go to Australia too, Bama, and then on the way
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: there from the West Coast, you stop in like Hawaii
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: because that's like halfway. Oh my gosh, can we have
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: the pig on the stick? Come on, let's that's called
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the luau. Yes, you can do uh lue meeting. Get
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: let's go back to the Falls Hall and said we
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: got the Deacon. The Deacon is back. He has returned
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: for more punishment. Hello Deacon in Houston.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Hello Ben, it's good to speak with you again.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Well, it's offer after our last conversation. I did not
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: think you would call back.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, most definitely. Really, you're very welcoming to new callers.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: But I also wanted to say hi to Lorena, and
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: it's lovely to hear her tonight. And Lorena, you're the
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: only thing that makes the show listenable most evenings.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, see that's a Lorea. That's a shot at me.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: That's called a left handed compliment. He doesn't really mean
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: that about you. He just was taking a shot at me.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: That's simply untrue. But I got to tell you, Ben,
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: before I get onto my topic there. I worry about
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: you with these callers. You seem to get very worked up.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I worry about your blood pressure.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Well it is, as I've told you before, it's a
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: talk show. And you know, I don't know that anyone
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: wants to listen to a talk show host who's There
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: are a lot of people that do this that are
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: very boring. My god, are they bad? And I don't
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: want to listen to that. And I don't want to
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: be part of that. So I do have some opinsions.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Now I do need to know before you continue to call, Deacon,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: will you be using trash cans or a buzzer to
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: get your takes out? Which one will you be using?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: There?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You know which? What a whistle?
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Possibly just good old fashioned sign language from the stands man.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, the old fashioned way, I gots.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: I actually called to apologize. Oh, last week, I don't
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: know if you were called. But last week when I
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: called for the first time, I called you Bernie. I
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: was confusing you with Bernie for Tata, the guy on
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: the weekend.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: For Tato, Bernie for Yeah, that's what we are. We
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: love Bernie for Tottle. They actually named the for to
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: his family Bertie. A lot of people don't know it's
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Bernie works on the weekends, but he's he's pretty well
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: off because the for tatle was from Bernie. That's a
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: that's his family especially.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: That makes sense why he can only work one day
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: a week. But you know it's about he doesn't seem
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: to have a cough button on his set up over there, doesn't.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't, I don't know. That's Bernie's deal. I
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: have a cough button here. I I cough all the time.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: In fact, I did, I did? How many months did
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I do? Loreno, I was sick and I had like
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: at least five months. It was not five months. It
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: was like a month and a half and too much, Christ,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: it was not five months. I'm fine. No, it was
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: like two months, maybe two months.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: It's true.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Be it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Every time I listen to him it sounds like he's
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: having a tuberculosis, fleroup or something.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: You might want to I might want to see it.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: We'll buy him a cough But how much does a
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: cough button cost? It can't cost that.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know. How about a cost drop? That's going
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: to be like two cents? Anything? Right?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Well, you do a cough drop? Those are you know?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: The was that the Fisherman's Friends. Those supposed to work
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: pretty well. I used to hear that. Well, that has
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: happened on the show. People have had to call nine
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: one one from the show.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Do you want to talk to you about anything in sports?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: And are you asking me to are you? Are you
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: asking me to quiz you? No, that's not the way
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: this works, Deacon, That's not how this works. You have
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: nothing you just called up. You want to hear your
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: voice on the radio. You have nothing to say, you
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: have no takes nothing. I don't all right, I'm gonna
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: hang up on you. Well good, well, well I'm not
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: your friend. No, go away, thank you, go away? All right,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: there's a deacon. Let's say Charlie. Now, which do we know?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: What?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Charge? Is a bad child? I don't know. I thought
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I wrote it. It's the Charlie and wiscons This is
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: not the Dallas number. This is the guy. This is
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the wrong line, I say, all I touched the wrong line.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Hold.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I think so? He's always on hold. I can't he's
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: every show. Oh, this is Charlie and Wisconsant.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: This is a guy.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Think this is it that Charlie was ripping? Are you
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: the guy that was ripping me on social media today?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Somebody told me about is that you?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: That was me?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? You're a schmock.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I was standing up for blind Scott. You know, he's
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: one of my favorite collegs.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Ron Scott likes to sit down, not stand up. So
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pease, wait, no, he sits down in peace.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know how, I don't know. Hold on,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: you want to talk to him? Hold On? I was like,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: blind Scott, one of your fans, this yere Charlie would
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: like to talk to you.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: So it's my young fan, Charlie in college who will
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: be twenty in a few months.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: Is that?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Is that right, Charli? You're gonna be twenty in a
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: couple of months. Yeah, I'm gonna be twenty Yeah, and like,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: uh in one month? Yeah? Oh man, look at you. Yeah, unbelievable.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: How long have you been listening to the Ben Maller Show?
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Five years?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Oh? I took him through most of high school. I
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: took him and I'm pretty much crazy him grow the
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: most formiable years of his life. This Charlie right here,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: he's grown up through the power of overnight talk radio.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: One of my favorite colors of all time is Beard
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Drinking Brian.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my favorite.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: We miss him.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: He was.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: He was wonderful Beard. Dan was great legend on the
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: show for sure. Yeah, one of the all time greats.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: And half remember half Pint Charlie. That was That was
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: his lady friend. Maybe someday you'll meet a lady as
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: hot as half pint. That would be. That would be amazing.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: That would be every young man's dream come true. Imagine
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: taking a half pint a home to your parents. Here,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: here's half point that would be. That would be amazing.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: All right by Bline Scott. I an't you want to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: add to Charlie's call here, blind Scott? And you want
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: to give any advice to Charlie as a caller?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Charlie's come. He's Columbian. I'm from Columbian heritage,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: so he's a big UFL fan too. But he's from Wisconsin,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: which is one of those landlocked states, so they don't
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: have much to offer. So you get stuck in the
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: weeds with these guys like Shane and des Moines.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: And he's all right, Charlie, he believes that you're in Wisconsin,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: so you don't have much to offer. That's an elitist
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: East Coast opinion from blind Scott.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: What do you what does you mean by that?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know, blind Scott, what do you exactly mean?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: The trust seems like Charlie's doing well. He's in college,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: he's gonna he's twenty years.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Old, he's going around in life. He's a little bit lost.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: He's on the Lakers saying he's in with Constan. You know,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: he's studying Carge. He's trying to find it's footing in life.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: He's not sure to be mad at blind Scutter's blindscuts
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: a radio start, or be mad at Ben mal Or
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: since been put blind on the air that much?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: All right? Are you upset with me? Blinde Scott? I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: get blind Scott way too much airtime. I get long
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: manifesto emails from blind Scott seventeen times a day, at least,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: most of them about Fred Fred Toucher, the morning guy
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: in Boston. All right, so there's a lot of names.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of that and uh yeah, hey, Fred
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: will go on a date with you later if you want. Uh,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: there's so's that and the uh also Charlie by the way,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, Charlie, you can't align with blind Scott. If
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: you have to pick between me and blind you're gonna
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: pick blind Scott. Who does.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: I guess I would take him? I don't know, And
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: you don't know.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: That's not even up for debate. You don't know what
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: what is that?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I've been listening to you for five years,
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: So yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly, all right, see you look at that. In two seconds,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: blind Scott, he caved and liking you. He likes me
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: more two seconds.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this guy, No, Charlie, I raised the No.
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  Speaker 1: He I have molded Charlie into adulthood. Charlie is the
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  Speaker 1: gonna take He's gonna replace me someday, Charlie on this show.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Why is everybody named Charlie now that comes onto the show.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: It's like Christ in Massachusetts? You know that guy Christ
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: and mc commonwealth. He called felgrin Mas today and did
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  Speaker 2: like the worst take ever.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know about that. There are a
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  Speaker 1: lot of guys done, Chris that calls you all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. I don't know any any final thought, Charlie,
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  Speaker 1: I must move on. You're you're taking way too much time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Be making jokes with Mike the leffer.
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• 36:14
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well wait wait we kind of got maybe
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  Speaker 1: So I went out. But all I'm going to put
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• 36:32
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• 36:39
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• 36:41
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• 36:47
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  Speaker 1: And here it is. I have the most first team
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: All Pro selections among active players contract in the NFL. Again,
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• 37:05
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• 37:09
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• 38:07
  Speaker 1: off the who am I game? Before we do that, though,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Mike in Houston, Mike, are you leaving the the night shift?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Mike in Houston, Uh, Well, I left
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: for a while, but I'm trying to go back.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I have to leave it for I had to go
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: for medical reasons.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: You have to go to the day if you're the
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: day shift. Yeah, no, it's Christopher fact Man. You don't
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: work here, do you, Mike?
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: No, huh.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I've heard that from some board ops they couldn't work
• 38:45
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• 38:47
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• 38:50
  Speaker 2: But I've tried to listened every time. I can't because
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I'm all for about four days, but I'm not scheduling all.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Right, Well, Mike, thanks for listening. Try try the pod. Yes,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Mike will be available on the pod. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have time. I got it. Here's the the who I
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  Speaker 1: mean I don't have time. I don't have time, I
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  Speaker 1: mean barely have time to do. Here's the who am
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I game? I have the most first team All Pro
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: selections among active players under contract in the NFL. Who
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: am I? That is the question. By the way, Terry said,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: we're welcome in his home in England. He's eight hours
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: away from the border. We go to Paris. Let's see here.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Pete in Pittsburgh guest by Adrian Pokey Pokey Pokey. That's
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: his answer. Bernie for Tata from from Terry. I have
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: a feeling that will pop up on Bernie show. And
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: make sure you say hi to Bernie for tada on
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: the on his show on the weekend. What else do
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: we have? Trucker Joe says, you got to have the
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: great beer drinking Brian half pint. That that's the answer.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Who else? Willie Beaman from Brian Hayes in Minnesota. We
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: have not heard from Hayes in Minnesota in sometime. That's
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: from Shane in Des Moines. Owen got this right, bad
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: job by him, Heraldo Rivera. There's an interesting name from
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: far out Dave Page down Loraina. Guess by malvelprop guy
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: on our way to Vancouver with one, two, three, four suitcases,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: five suitcases? Jack Lambert from Rob in Minnesota. Who else
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: do we have? Robbie the WNBA fan from Justin in Cincinnati, Memphis.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Maniac from James. That's a funny old team name, Lorena.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Who's the answer, Sabrina the teenage witch? Ben Wow, that's
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: very relevant for a sports talk radio No, the correct
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: answer is Bobby Wagner, linebacker Washington Commanders. Bobby Wagner six
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: All Pro First Team selection, six of them.