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Wired & Tired | Son of a Boy Dad #398 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: I wear Nobles every single day. Is that it?
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  Speaker 5: That's an old one, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: It's brand new?
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  Speaker 1: I wore some Nobles with a suit this past weekend. Really, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: How was the flight you were with Bert?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Yeah. I was in
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  Speaker 4: San Francisco all weekend and then well, no, I was
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  Speaker 4: doing my own shows. And then I got up. I
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  Speaker 4: got to the airport to drop off my rental car,
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  Speaker 4: and I pulled all the way up to the stop
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  Speaker 4: sign and was and got out of my car. In fact,
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  Speaker 4: they scanned the barcode. You're done. And then Brandon called
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  Speaker 4: me because he runs my Instagram. It was like, you
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  Speaker 4: just got a message from Bert Kreischer asking if you
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  Speaker 4: were in San Francisco. Damn. And so then I got
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  Speaker 4: his bird's number and I was like, what's up. I'm
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  Speaker 4: heading out, and he's like, let me know if you
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  Speaker 4: want to hop on the show tonight. So I got
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  Speaker 4: back in the car and they take the car. They
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  Speaker 4: didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: And I got to the the place where you like
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  Speaker 4: your agreement to them and you're like The guy was like,
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  Speaker 4: wait a minute, it says that you return this, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, that seems to be a glitch. What
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  Speaker 4: do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: How would I have returned it if I'm in it,
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  Speaker 5: I was told.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I was told I had until the
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  Speaker 4: end of the night. And they were like, well technically
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  Speaker 4: you do. But okay, man, they figured it out. But
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  Speaker 4: get this, I somehow because of that, I was now
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  Speaker 4: on the rental. The return area is not on the
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  Speaker 4: same floor of the parking garage at SFO as the
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  Speaker 4: exit the album. I was on Alamo, so you had
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  Speaker 4: to jump it. I had to go to it. They
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  Speaker 4: were like, you need to go exit on a different
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  Speaker 4: floor where the Alamo office is. And I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: and he goes. He goes, go out here and go
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  Speaker 4: right and then go right, and I did, and I
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  Speaker 4: got a little confused. No, keep paying attention. Well, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know what that was like the whiffle ball.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting engaged. I'm leaning toys just out of pockets.
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  Speaker 4: Time, bro, this is the closest I've ever come in
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  Speaker 4: my entire life to driving the wrong way across the
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  Speaker 4: metal spikes. And the guy got out of his little
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  Speaker 4: booth and he goes, no, no, Because I was like
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  Speaker 4: one hundred and fifty yards away. He's like, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: next right, next right, And I gotta tell you I
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  Speaker 4: really wanted Oh yeah, I wanted to just I wondered
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  Speaker 4: if my tires would like hiss quietly or explode.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think it's a dramatic I think it'd be.
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  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's such a menacing threat.
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  Speaker 5: And then they're driving right into the spikes pulks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the sign says I do not go forward,
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  Speaker 4: extreme vehicle damage will occur. Extream.
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  Speaker 1: That's so nuts. I guess that's what they got to
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  Speaker 1: do because the keys are in the car. But if
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  Speaker 1: you had just drove out and they came up to
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  Speaker 1: you and they're like, sir, you just ruined this car,
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  Speaker 1: and you could have just been like, I returned this
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  Speaker 1: I returned this car three hours ago, checked the system.
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  Speaker 4: How am I even in it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even.
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  Speaker 4: I was never here in this car in the first place.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's all new.
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  Speaker 4: How could I have destroyed it?
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  Speaker 1: That you found the perfect loophole to destroy a car
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  Speaker 1: at the airport?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So I drove back into the city and then, uh,
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  Speaker 4: I still had an hour until my hotel room expired. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I just went back to my hotel, got back in bed. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I hadn't checked out, and admittedly I should have, but
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  Speaker 4: this was lucky that I hadn't. And I took a
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  Speaker 4: bag straight to the gym, like literally with my gym outfit,
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  Speaker 4: and I walked into the tiny hotel gym with my
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  Speaker 4: roller bag, and I walked straight into Bird Kreisher, Oh damn,
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  Speaker 4: who was working out in the gym with his like team. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Did they have a closed off do they like a
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  Speaker 4: roped off area? No? But they were doing like a
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  Speaker 4: circuit workout.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine.
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  Speaker 5: Like this is like your your dream scenario. Is it
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  Speaker 5: popping in on a circuit?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if I work in Yeah. Well the guy
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  Speaker 4: was like, you're seven you you missed. You missed being
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  Speaker 4: part of this by seven minutes. I said that. I
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  Speaker 4: literally said that. I was like backfilming film Me from
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  Speaker 4: the Back film Me from the Back Boys. And then
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  Speaker 4: I just started working off next to them. But Bird's
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  Speaker 4: in the best shape I've ever seen him in his life.
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  Speaker 4: He said, He's like in the best shape that he's
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  Speaker 4: been in in many roids. His peptie stack has to
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  Speaker 4: be insane because he was hitting the roids pretty hard.
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  Speaker 4: Last time I spoke to him, was he he was
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  Speaker 4: on the yak Yeah, he came on the act and
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  Speaker 4: he was like, you remember he said he was taking them, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: testosterone maybe maybe testosterone. Yeah, he looks like lean and
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  Speaker 4: muscular would be the way I would put it.
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  Speaker 5: He's probably a natty god could be natty. That sounds natty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And how do his nipples look like he's been using testosterone?
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  Speaker 4: It looks puffy, like he's been milked. That's if they're
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  Speaker 4: looking puffy. Look. Far be it for you to give
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  Speaker 4: anyone nipple shame. I've seen those fucking saucers. You got
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  Speaker 4: never seen my nipples. I've seen him, and the ones that.
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  Speaker 5: Are online are not real.
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  Speaker 4: They're famous. Oh that's what anyone would say. Those are stickers.
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  Speaker 4: You've been it. You had a vengeful X your.
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  Speaker 1: Nipple picks, and then you had to you tried to
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  Speaker 1: mark it with different sized nipple picks.
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  Speaker 4: Who's brought next to you?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is that NASEX? That little na X
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  Speaker 1: come up, little shredded, little shirtless, little sass X.
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  Speaker 4: More like little gas X. You know what I mean? Uh,
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  Speaker 4: look at those pepperonis.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm fixating on nas X. Why don't you do
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  Speaker 1: your bulge like nas X?
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  Speaker 5: I know I should have sculpted, get the tidy whities on.
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  Speaker 5: It's crazy how many shirtless photos of little nas X
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  Speaker 5: come up when you look on me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? It's nuts. Are you trained after him?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was a fan from the jump back when
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  Speaker 5: he was doing uh Nicki Minaj and he was a
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  Speaker 5: Nicki Minaj fan page. That's when I became a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot the fuck is my Nicki Minaj page?
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  Speaker 4: Rapping?
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  Speaker 1: For give me Minaj? Oh man? How was the set?
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  Speaker 1: Was it sick?
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  Speaker 4: What was it?
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  Speaker 1: What was the cap?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? Twenty five hundred with the theater? Were you nervous? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I would have been. Yeah I was. I haven't
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  Speaker 4: done I haven't done a room that big in a
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  Speaker 4: long time.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly though. That's just the community looking out for itself
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  Speaker 1: because you're getting in front of twenty five hundred before
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  Speaker 1: you go and do the garden, you know, you want
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  Speaker 1: to be building and building the rooms.
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I said to him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what Rogan he said.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be a hell of a rep.
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  Speaker 1: That's their playbook down in Dallas, Perfect rep. How did
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  Speaker 1: it go?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? It went well? Chappelle Ac went before me. He
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  Speaker 4: fucking direction day. No, they wouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: It's not to be like, well, you forgot to mention that.
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  Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna go David and then Francis.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna make this as hard for Francis as we
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  Speaker 5: possibly can.
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  Speaker 4: David has to catch a flight. No he doesn't. That
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  Speaker 4: flight leaves when he wants it to.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're gonna have David and then Francis and then Jerry.
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  Speaker 5: I saw something for like the did you see this
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  Speaker 5: like the Comedy Store lineup last night?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was last night Kanye.
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  Speaker 5: It was like it was like it was like Shane,
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  Speaker 5: Louis Chappelle, Kanye.
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  Speaker 1: All written in at the end, Yeah, after Jeff, like they.
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  Speaker 5: Were like the drop ins what Yeah, it was like
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  Speaker 5: a full you know they do the full lineup and
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  Speaker 5: then yeah, like what round said? It's it was written
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  Speaker 5: in at the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: It was Is that a heavy hitter lineup or heavy
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  Speaker 1: hitler lineup? I couldn't tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right here, Wow, that's insane, so much smaller.
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  Speaker 1: A good potion stamp size. That's great. I wonder what
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  Speaker 1: Kanye was on. What that brother was, hopefully.
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  Speaker 4: What's his name? Did stand up? That great rapper that
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  Speaker 4: everyone loves.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes, Lil Nas X Toy.
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  Speaker 4: Story or something was his album, not you know that
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  Speaker 4: like jazzy guy who's really really good Keylock could have
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  Speaker 4: been his slack music soul child token. No, it's not token.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. It's like, honestly, I'm just it might be
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  Speaker 4: the funniest thing that could have come up there. I'm
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  Speaker 4: too delirious to figure out the name, but you guys
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  Speaker 4: would know.
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  Speaker 5: I know who you're talking about. I just don't remember
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  Speaker 5: the name right now.
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  Speaker 1: Blue and Exile. He said it's very.
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  Speaker 4: Famous rapper, Yes, super super famous. Yeah he's jazzy.
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  Speaker 5: He's not jazzy. I don't know why you keep on
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  Speaker 5: saying that, but yeah, the jazz is definitely mixing people
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  Speaker 5: up here in.
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  Speaker 4: Front of me.
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  Speaker 1: Toy Story album, as Brandy Newman came up.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's like Children's Stories. The name of the album,
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  Speaker 4: no closer, it's close to that. I think we would
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  Speaker 4: have a better chance the wrapper. Oh okay, there we go.
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  Speaker 4: Is that who you thought?
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  Speaker 5: Not who I was thinking of at all?
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  Speaker 4: Book, Golly, don't expect me, dude. So I did my
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  Speaker 4: set and then I immediately had to get in the
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  Speaker 4: car and I had to rush to the airport again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well I have a question though, and I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I've made off finishing. I've cut you off nine
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  Speaker 4: times here.
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  Speaker 1: This question.
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  Speaker 5: My question is why didn't you just uber back to
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  Speaker 5: the hotel, wouldn't you? I feel like getting the car
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  Speaker 5: returned is like a good weight off the shoulders.
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  Speaker 4: I had a lot of bags, I had golf clubs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, because I had been in Oklahoma with fore Play.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I went Oklahoma San Francisco. I mean I've
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  Speaker 4: been I forgot about that. Yeah, it's been a mess.
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  Speaker 5: That's where the Red Eye really fucks you too, because
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  Speaker 5: then it's just a tease getting home.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, I got to go right back out, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I went to So I went to the airport and
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  Speaker 4: then got on the plane, and I was the number.
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  Speaker 4: I had used a regional upgrade certificate, so I was
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  Speaker 4: the number. I was in premium comfort or whatever, which
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  Speaker 4: I hadn't ever flown on that either. And it was nice,
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  Speaker 4: spectacular nice. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: It's like a lay down seat where you can't lay down,
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  Speaker 1: so it has all the amenities of a lay down
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  Speaker 1: seat and it's a little bit wider, but.
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  Speaker 4: It's seventy five percent more reclined than in coach. Oh
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  Speaker 4: there's a foot rest that pops out very comfortable.
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  Speaker 5: That sounds better than the bed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to go that far, they said on
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  Speaker 4: the phone when I spoke to the lovely, Lovely uh
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  Speaker 4: customer service reps, to whom I give a five every
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  Speaker 4: single time.
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  Speaker 5: They're so good that I tipped them.
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  Speaker 4: Give them a five. I send them five. I'd like
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  Speaker 4: to give you a five, No, I I She had said.
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  Speaker 4: It is akin to uh first class on like a
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  Speaker 4: regular flight, on a non Delta one flight, but it
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  Speaker 4: was way better. Was this a new plane presumably, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: must have been. But it's the type of plane that
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  Speaker 4: goes to Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And anyway, I was number one on I was
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  Speaker 4: in that seat, and then I was number one to
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  Speaker 4: be upgraded to Delta one. And I got to the
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  Speaker 4: gate agents and I said, Hi, I'm just wondering if
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  Speaker 4: I'm number one on the upgrade list, and I'm wondering
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  Speaker 4: if there's anyone who is not going to be in
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  Speaker 4: Delta one or not coming. I mean, guy was like, well,
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to speak too soon. But uh, there
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  Speaker 4: is somebody who hasn't checked in yet, and so this
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  Speaker 4: might just be your lucky day. And as he was
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  Speaker 4: finishing that sentence, that person checked him. Damn, that's brutal.
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  Speaker 5: But you you you had to know who's just casually
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  Speaker 5: just skipping the delta one.
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  Speaker 4: It's I don't know. I mean, it's like a red eye.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I would wonder if the attrition rate on
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  Speaker 4: a red eye is lower or higher than our day flight.
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  Speaker 4: Probably lower, it would be my guess. Nobody's probably red eye. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: probably you have to get home. That's the reason you're
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  Speaker 4: taking a red eye.
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  Speaker 5: The only reason would be if someone decides to fly
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  Speaker 5: in the morning instead.
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  Speaker 4: And that doesn't really You have a bed, You're like, well,
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  Speaker 4: I don't need to yeah, true, true. So then I
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  Speaker 4: took let me sleep gummy in right when we took off.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what the fun I knew that there was something up,
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  Speaker 1: but I could tell that you're still off. Let me sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had two of them. Well that's the dose,
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  Speaker 4: was the recommended dose.
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  Speaker 1: You're still in the half life of a am I
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  Speaker 1: am let me sleep, gumming, Oh, let me sleep, Let
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  Speaker 1: me sleep, Let me sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Gummy. You'd probably know it as an edible or something.
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  Speaker 4: Is it an edible? No?
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  Speaker 1: They probably sell them at the airport.
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  Speaker 5: You were really hitting the tea, and I'm noticing there's
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  Speaker 5: no tea at all in the spelling.
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  Speaker 4: To be honest with you, I've never read the label.
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  Speaker 4: Let me sleep. I carry these loose in like a
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  Speaker 4: little package because my god damn fucking shampoo bottle blows
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  Speaker 4: up every time, single time I fly. The pressure in
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  Speaker 4: a bag? Is that the pressure of the airporn? Whoa, whoa?
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  Speaker 1: Let me Yeah, it's a wolfing right now?
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Is that the pressure of the air airplane?
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  Speaker 1: Like the I'll be honest with shampoo.
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  Speaker 5: I've never flown with shampoo either.
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  Speaker 1: I trust that it'll be where I'm going.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, shampoo is one of those ones I don't really care.
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  Speaker 5: I'd use dawn.
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  Speaker 4: Did you care more about your conditioner or your shampoo?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the conditioner. I travel with everyone. I don't use
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  Speaker 5: conditioner now never what Yeah, it makes my hair too
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  Speaker 5: soft and flat.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: No wonder you got that perfect that perfect quoth. You're
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: acting like you're all fucking simple on your hair routine,
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  Speaker 4: but I know there's a love for once acted like
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: there's a lot going on, there's a ton, there's a
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  Speaker 4: lot of hours. Yes, yes, And then people are like,
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: why don't you just run a brush through your hair,
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: and it's like that it'll look worse by a lot. Yeah,
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: you want me to undo what took me hours to this.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: This is natural chaos, discontrolled chaos. I mean again, your
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: hair looks amazing, it really does.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: You got all these like disparate little threads at the
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: top that you know, it's like someone ran up a bullet,
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: very Joe Burrow esque.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: But if you start acknowledging too much, how much time
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: you put into it, it will lose its charm exactly.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: We'll have to wipe all that.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to admit this in the But now.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I think that you probably dress the way that you
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: do to even out how lovely your hair is.
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  Speaker 5: That's what it is.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: You're like, I don't want people thinking I'm, you know,
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: a billionaire. I can't if I show up with hair
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: like this in a in a you know, millions, like,
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get robbed media. It'll be like.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Those videos when people first get to like Moonbai. People
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: are just pressed up against the glass trying to get
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: a dollar off.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Those videos are insane.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: We got to get to Moonbay.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Some nacking on the window, flawing at it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: That sounds so nice and like the drivers turned off
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: the car.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just sitting there is people are just rocking
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: the boat.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Because the traffic's bad. We gotta get out to Mombay.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Do you guys crave going to India in your lifetime?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: H No, no, not really. The only thing I'm interested
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: in is that people talk about the service there is
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: if it's the best in the world.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, it's probably because there's like slavery.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Probably, yeah, like like middle class people have a chef,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: a driver and too many every day, like every day
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: just are there. Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: I don't have a huge interest in India, but I
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: would go.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: If the offer well, I guess what, brother, I'm offering
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: you right now, two round trip tickets to India.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, making sure.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Curry Week, Curry Week Curry I would definitely be down
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: bringing Steph Curry and yeah we're going with the Curry brothers.
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  Speaker 1: Curry Week would be so nice or at least interesting, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I would. I bet the task would get sick so fast.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't even eat.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: I think we all would get to.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Carry would eat the food on the plane over and
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: be like, oh my god, I have That was the delta.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: That food in India really got to me. It's like, dude,
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: we flew an America. I took these let me sleeps.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I sat down in my chair and I started to
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  Speaker 4: like nod off. And I'm not kidding you, dude. I
• 20:05
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• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I've been there. I mean it was like sleep for
• 20:13
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• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Five minutes has elapsed.
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  Speaker 1: You still see the same town that you were passing
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it. And I don't know if it
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• 20:30
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• 20:34
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• 20:41
  Speaker 4: single minute.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: I think, honestly the move might be taking nothing. I
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: wonder because when we flew to Birmingham, I mean I
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: took everything I could get my hands on, and I
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: didn't sleep for a second, like I took a concoction.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: That's like you like if you woke, if you took
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: at noon, you would fall asleep. And it was like
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: it was like midnight and I was just eyes wide open.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Well, give us what you took.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: He can't say. Probably, I mean.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: We know he's prescribed out of in or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:15
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• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I took one klanapin and I felt it like as
• 21:21
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• 21:23
  Speaker 5: It was like it I shitted out or something like it.
• 21:25
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• 21:26
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• 21:27
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• 21:28
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• 21:31
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• 21:52
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• 21:55
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• 22:00
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• 22:00
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  Speaker 4: Then I got it in an uber from JFK and
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  Speaker 4: like Singapore or fucking wherever to New York and you
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  Speaker 4: don't know, Yeah, it'd be reasonable not to know how
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  Speaker 4: far JFK is from the city, and you've been flying
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  Speaker 4: for fourteen hours. Yeah, and you get in your uber
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  Speaker 4: and you're like, all right, twenty minutes, Yeah, we'll be
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: at our hotel. Nope, hour and a.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Half longer if they're going into Manhattan.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: I went into Manhattan, Okay, Okay, I just came. Yeah,
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: so that's.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Probably the average ride for somebody is going to a
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: round where you came today and it's ninety minutes and
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: you're just looking at like three graveyards are the best
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: thing you'll see, Like there's a city so far away
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: for so long.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Dude. My driver was furious the whole ninety minutes. Yeah,
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: he was just this like Latin guy who was like,
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: you know, yeah, it's freaking out like drivers bicyclists. Once
• 26:07
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• 26:10
  Speaker 4: guy biking the wrong way into traffic and looking at
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: his phone and he like he rolled his window down
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: and he was like, yeah, yeah, I don't really do Spanish,
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: so out.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Of respect understood that. Yeah, sounded legit.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: I've been getting that a lot recently, the Uber drivers
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: that are like pissed.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: They're furious. Yeah, And I was like, wow, man, I
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: finally I said to him. I was like, man, I
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: don't know how you do this job, Like, yeah, this
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: really seems to bout. And he goes every day every day,
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: I get in fights every single day he goes when
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: when no passenger is much worse. Yeah, there's much worse
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: pulling over, He's like, if you're not here, is so bad?
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: He goes the food delivery drivers. Oh, they don't care
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: at all. He's right, And I was like, well, we
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: need our low name.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That is two different classes of immigrants, you know what
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, delivery, food delivery is kind of frowned upon by
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: the drivers.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, those are the documented immigrant Yeah, the drivers exactly. Yeah,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: that's so. I mean, it's got to be frustrating. But
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you it's your duty as the passenger in that position
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: to be on his side. You have to go to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: war with him. And if someone cuts you off, you're like,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: fuck that fucking dude.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: You know my policy about not cutting traffic and stuff
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: like that. When I'm a passenger and an uber, Yeah,
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: if there's a long line heading into an exit, I'm like, hey,
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: but see how four hundred cars up there are people
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: crossing that double white line. Why don't we go ahead?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: No, I don't actually say it, but they do it,
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: and you're fine with it. I don't say anything. What
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: am I going to do? I don't tell a chef
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: how to cook.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: No, I like it. I just I'm surprised that that's
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: your outlook on it as the warrior.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: When I'm a passenger, I think it would be incredibly
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: petulant and condescending to tell my uber driver, excuse me, sir.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: You understand that what you're doing is actually causing longer
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: build up for the people that are playing by the rules.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: You understand that.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: You just got a passive aggressively sigh at him. Then
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: that's the only way to communicate with the uber driver.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I hold on to the handle that folds out of
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: the roof for der fucking life is what I do.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Start to finish.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I love it. I love when they cross over. I'm
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: all like, I'm you're in like international waters in an
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: uber break all the rules, just getting all the fights.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: I get jacked up when they start breaking the rules
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: and try just tailing an ambulance with the sirens on.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: I love that. Yeah, you're like, we're flying, Yeah, pull
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: a fucking siren from underneath. Yeah, Oh you're okay. I
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: didn't know you were a part time empty.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You should have explained to him about cortisol spiking though
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: long term health, the fact that his cortisols getting up
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: into that range of it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Sounds like it's just out of control.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Can you tell me a little bit about cortisol spikes, oh,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: weight gain, irritation.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I mean that's the stress hormone. Every every type of
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: build up that uh that you could possibly want to avoid.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: The plaque, yes, actually lasting long enough in bed, your
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: cortisol spikes, your plaque builds up. You start swallowing your plaque,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: the plaquets in your heart, you start getting dementia. You
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: stressed yourself into insanity. Yep, that's literally what happens with cortisols. Changes, headaches.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: You're feeling tired, wired and tired.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: What do you feel? Wired but tired? I don't know
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: how I feel right.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: What I think? What you are the definition of wired
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: but tired? Right now? You're like dialed in for the show.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: But you have all those let me sleep gumies in you.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Do you have skin changes? Has your skin changed at all?
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: It all the time. I'm not exaster, I am the
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: It's just guy alive. You might be living at a
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: full spike. He's a a but.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: He's plateaued at cortosol and he's staying there.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Wired and tired. Funny, that'll be the name of the episode.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: And all of these go ahead and right that except
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: for the st.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: On my belly, and god.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You don't have stretch marks, not yet. It's strong. It's
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: because you're keeping your quarters all exactly.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Maybe wait a minute, wait a.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Minute, unintentional weight loss go down? That's on there.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Low cortisol.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Oh I could have this, to be honest.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Well then I don't want that because I want my
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: weight loss to be intentional.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Right, well, that's because you have high cortisol. So you do.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I think that's you're You're showing all signs of high corters.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I think I might just be fat.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's your cortisol. You have a blockage.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: I'm noticing the weight gain and the I've I have
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: some signs of high end low cortisol, the.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Worst of both.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like an introvert extrovert.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I am.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: I'm fatigued and I have stomach fat.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: It sounds like you're.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Just fatud be a fat guy. Has nothing to do
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: with your cortisol.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Bro We went to so Brandon had never been to
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: the Golden Gate Bridge before, and I had a rental car,
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: so I was like, all right, well, why don't we
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: drive across it? And we went across the Golden Gate Bride.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Were you doing that because you secretly hoped you were
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: going to save someone's life?
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: That would have been a question I would have answered
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: with the joke I was getting to that sucks. That's
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: all right, at least we're on the same page.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I just had a feeling that's I could see you
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: doing that with only the intention of hoping to stop
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: someone from jumping.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Well, the whole jumping thing was an amazing I learned
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: a lot about it. First of all, the nets that
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: they talk about having put up to catch people jumping
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: from the Golden Gate Bridge, you can clear them. Yeah,
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: if you don't clear them, you should kill yourself. You're
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: you have no like a standing broad jump ability whatsoever,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Like how long?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: How far out are they?
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: But you're jumping from pretty high above them, so you
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: can you can you know, maybe you're the physics guy, like.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Could you just do a quick equation and figure out
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: how when the when the.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Force of gravity counteracts the force of.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Like tencond per second.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: They're a mile long, and that's a mile long.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: You have to be shot out of a head of
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: a cannon to get to clear.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So anyway, The other part of it is you
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: probably think, like.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, she had ninety decline in suicides seventy three too.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I would think that most of the people
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: killing themselves off the Golden gate Bridge probably can it
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: like they're not like.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: They're not coming right from the NFL car.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: It's not the combine, like you know, you got to
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: stick the land.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: The net must just be humiliated, all right, that's gotta
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: be so so get this, so get this the net.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: You think it's like, you know, the type of net
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: you see at a baseball field. Yeah, wrong, it is
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: steel chicken wire. If you get caught in that thing,
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: like you're coming home looking, you got a thatched pattern
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: across your whole body, ripped up like when they pull
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: you out of there with like a fireman crane or
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: some ship, like they're it's all sticking to your clothes
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: and your skin.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, it must cost a lot of money just
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: to get someone out of the net.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I think so probably millions.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, is it is it just a flat mat?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Is it just a flat Why.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Would it be millions? I mean they got to get
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: like a crane down there, they send a fire truck,
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, I'm kind of like.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: There's probably some sort of system to speed it up.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Maybe the nets come up. Everybody in San Francisco rock climbs.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: They definitely have gear people who are.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: The net is four hundred million dollars.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: It's a waste, a wasteful four hundred million dollar anti suicide.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: But hold on a minute. That doesn't account for the
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: cost of all the body bags that were fishing people
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: out of the water. And I know for a fact
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: that the Coastguard spent a huge portion of its budget
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: every year on new bodybags. Really, yeah, they were always
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: pulling people out of the water.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Because you know those San Francisco gays and their designer
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: body bags.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, that's not play.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: They had the best the top of the line.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: No, right, But then I was thinking about this because
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: my hotel looked out over the Bay Bridge. Do you
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: know the Bay Bridge?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so that's heads over to like you know,
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Oakland and whatnot. And I couldn't help but wonder, like,
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: are there people who just have such a low opinion
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: of themselves that they don't think they deserve to kill
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: themselves off the Golden Gate, So they jump off of
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: the Bay Bridge where they're like, ah, the Golden Gate
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: I mean I haven't heard, Like, imagine how humbly suicidal
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: you'd have to be. You'd be like, ah, you know
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: some of the big leagues, Like, I mean, is it lower?
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Like I would definitely rather not jump off of the
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Golden Gate Bridge.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Well, the issue with the Bay Bridge is that there's
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: no walking path, So if you're going to jump off
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: of that one, you have to walk with traffic of
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: got a jog, yeah, or get a ride. Yeah, just
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: be like, let me off here. I'm good from here. Yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: The fact that they didn't spend four hundred million dollars
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: on the net on the bridge to Oakland, it makes
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: it way funnier, I know, right, just like if you're
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: going from what's what's north of there, Sacelito.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: No, slo Is just on the other side, oh, on
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: the other side of the gold Golden Gate Bridge.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Sauceledo to San Francisco. Those lives are worth
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: four hundred million dollars.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Those are dentists who found I don't even have guardrails
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: on the Oakland.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Bridget It's just a swinging draw. He would just have
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: to walk from Oakland across a waterfall every day.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: We got across the Golden Gate and Brandon was like,
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: well that was cool. I want to go to wine
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: country m And I was like fuck it. So then
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: we drove to Sonoma. Oh wow, how far is that
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: for the day? Another hour and twenty minutes? Damn. We
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: went to like northern Sonoma and I have a friend
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: who his family owns a winery there, and I just
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: called him up and I was like, hey, dude, we're
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: on the way to your winery. Is that okay? He's like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: oh my god. And he set us up and we
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: got a tour and like went through the caves and
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: all this awesome stuff that's sick. Yeah, it was cool.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: And then we drove back.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: What kind of wine are they peddling over there?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Well, they got it's called Knight's Bridge. It's spectacular, truly
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: really good they've got. I think is there like.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: Is that what kind of nets does that one have?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: That's a good question.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: The drawbridge rape, that's the knights Bridge.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: It was really good. It was cool. So yeah, we
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: had a we had a really cool time. I mean, honestly,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: San Francisco, I feel like somehow the conservative right has
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: just like attached such a skid mark to that entire city. Yeah,
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: it does have a pretty bad reputation as being like
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: a They've just somehow made it into being like a
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: such a cess pool.
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• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Every time I go, I'm like this is the most
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: remarkable city in America. Yeah, it's really not here.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: It's really nice and.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: There's yeah, there's almost people. But where aren't their homeless people?
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know. That's something I don't understand when everyone
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: says that about Like they're like, oh, you go to
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: San Francisco, they're walking around in.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Herds, and it's like, well, first of all, no, they're not.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: And second of all, it's like, yeah, if you go
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: to any city like they're yeah, they're very compact.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: I will say like Denver, Yeah, Denver La LA's LA's
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: the worst that I've probably San Diego is really bad,
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: But I will say Bert's theater last night was called
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: the war Field and it was in uh the Tenderloin,
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: And I parked on the street nearby, and just walking
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: a block and a half from my car to the
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: entrance to the theater, I passed a homeless guy who
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: was smoking crack. Oh yeah, he had. I think that's
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: it's out of the tinfoil with a glass pipe.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: That's is that that's fentanyl?
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Is that fentanyl? Yeah? I think so. Yeah, Well that's
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, and that's good to hear.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: That doesn't really have the cortosol spiking nature crack.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the big thing.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: I think that's like what most of the people on
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: the street are doing now is just smoking fetanyl.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Sounds nice.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I learned a lot about fentanyl.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: You see that that video of that Indian dude smoking
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: the fentanyl on the bus?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Did you see that?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: And he's like, bro, what are you we're smoking? Yeah,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: you're actually the one smoking.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Did he say that?
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like a guy filming him and he's like, dude,
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: what are you doing? You're smoking fetanyl on the bus
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: And he's like, you can't be filming me, man.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Right, No, you're smoking a bus driver. He's smoking fentanyl.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he gets like super defensive.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Fetty. This guy looks pretty good, to be honest with you.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: See he's catching a buzz before work.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: I'm wrong with that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You don't think anybody's coming at the barstool office and
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: smoke a little fentanyl. There's probably about twenty percent of
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: the workforce.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: We could have a couple of users. Did you watch Euphoria?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Not last night, No, but I'm saying the first two seasons. Yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: do you remember the scene where ru takes the fentanyl. Yeah,
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: it renders her incapacitated from one tiny drop, right, Yeah,
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: but why is this guy able to like smoke fentanyl?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Is that ingesting the drop? Is that a far more
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: constant rat a dose. I think it's no.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: I think it's they're probably smoking the similar dose if
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: I had to guess.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: But I think people, if you're on drugs, you probably
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: want to get the drug that's going to put you
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: into a fucking black hole. You want the really strong one.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: And then maybe there's so many people who are just
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: smoking it and like maybe it's not the best drug,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: or maybe they're tolerance is higher, and then they can
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: walk through the world I see, and just be on
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: the bus smoking it.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Imagine how good it is that you can't even wait
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: to get off the bus. Imagine how good it feels
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: that you just can't help yourself.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: I was like that with my school lunches. First period.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, fuck, I'm not even at school yet.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: My whole entree is gone.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Your lunch.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have a lunch of grapes and dan dan
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: and yoga. The worst yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Getting there, and you're just done with lunch already.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: How could I be so hungry? Oh that's right, I'm
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: growing seven inches a year right now. I'm would take
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: a nap because puberty is just like taking all the
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: water out of my body. Oh my god, I did so,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: I did the I moved this week or last week,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: I guess. Oh yeah, by the way, I texted you
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: about that, and you wouldn't tell us where you moved to.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was just fucking around. I told him
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: I would move to Philly.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I like that it's closer. Then I
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: was really curious because this has been an ongoing saga
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: for us, and.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well I ended up finding a place in
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Queen's luckily, but right, no beach, no, no, but I
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: ended up I so I I had to like schedule
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: all of like the movers and shit, which, by the way,
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: I thought that these moving companies cost like three thousand
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: dollars for like the move.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: It's just going to be a jacked Russian guy that
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: comes to your place.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like five hundred bucks.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: The whole time, I was like, I'm getting you haul myself.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not spending all this money. And then I was
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: like oh it's five. What did I took care the boys?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: That's that you didn't? No, I did? It was uh.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: I think I gave him eighty bucks each for three dudes,
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: three three dudes.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good on five hundred bucks total. That's a
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: fifty percent tip and I'm bad damn near fifty tip.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Felt felt solid, right, I mean I also packed up
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: the whole place before, like they didn't really have to
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: do anything.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Oh so you didn't do that. They were in and
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: out ten minutes. Yeah, that's easy. And then they just
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: brought the boxes into the new place. I just said,
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: put them all in one room. Is your new place
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: of walk up? No? You' have an elevator? Yeah? Oh fuck?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah dude. Yeah, welcome to the next chapter my whole
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: place too. Yeah yeah, but oh it did, but you
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: never used it because we're on the second floor. Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: What floor are you on now? The third? Ah? See?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I see you wrote.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Does your new building have doorman? No? No, so your
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: packages will still get song? Yeah? Yeah, okay, good? What
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: way more it's gonna say?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: You know you want to take the stairs? No?
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: The third floor?
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Are you crazy?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you take the stairs to the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: second floor.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, every time. But that wasn't even the second those
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: one flight of stairs like a half Yeah.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: That's the second floor. Why wouldn't that be the second floor.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Because it was the my old apartment. The building went
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: down a step. No, it went down like probably five steps.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: And then you're that's one that's a Baker's five steps.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Maybe Baker, that's an NBA travel that you're You're given
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: that there when I was two steps.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: When I was leaving, I was like, uh. I was like, damn,
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: like finally leaving this place. It's been a while, sentimental.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: And then I went to wall Yeah, I went to
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: return my key to the super and I was I was, uh,
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: I was handing it back, and she goes, what's your
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: name again? And I was like, fuck this place and
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: the hell out of here. I was like, oh, your
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: daughter was in my room? Was the one that was
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: the one where your child walked into my unit?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: She did not care about that.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Fuck God, damn dude. I will miss the stories that
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: came out of that place. You didn't feel like knocking
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: on your neighbor's door one last time and just giving
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: her a little shoes goodbye. Hell no, you know, hey, listen.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: I know it's always been like a will they won't
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: they with us, but they.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Were definitely fired up that I was leaving because the
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: I think some other girl was moving into my building
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: and that like she was. I think there's some whole
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: interconnections that I didn't know about.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Therefore leading to me to believe that they were.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Stealing my packages. I really think they were.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Of course they were.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I really think that.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, what do you mean your packages
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: were disappearing?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: I know right away, of course they.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Were your packages, they were delivered, But how can you
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: be like, I really think they were because.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know, you know, enough time went by where
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: I didn't have one to get stolen where I was like,
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: maybe they weren't stealing it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: She's playing in your fucking face.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Yeahah, she's probably gonna be stealing them from my new place.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: She knows your name, she has your identity.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: The hottest black market depot for video game controllers came
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: out of the West Village of New York.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: For the last three the only thing that got through
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: was a fucking kettlebell because they picked it up and we're.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, this is a lot of controller. He's with
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: us controller made of But I did have a funny story,
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: so I was I was leaving. It was I think
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: this was I moved.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Thursday and Wednesday, I was like getting everything set up. Uh, Thursday,
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: the movers come at eight am, so I'm like they
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: take care, they get everything out very early. And then
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: I was like, I guess I'll just stay and wait
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: for the junk people to come so that I don't
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: have to like go back and forth and let people in.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: And then the junk people called me. So I'm sitting
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: on the couch like that that's the only thing that's left,
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: like a couple yeah, like a couple bags of clothes
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: and shit. And I got a call and they're like, hey,
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: this is the junk removal people. Uh, we're just ready
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: to process your payment. And I was like, oh, it's
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: a little weird. I guess they do it before, I
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: don't know. And he's like, so you're aware, like it's
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: gonna be a little bit extra because we'll like we
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: had top up the couch and all that, and I
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, yeah, of course. And I was like,
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: but just a heads up, I'm actually not having my
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: couch removed anymore because the new tenant is going to
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: keep my couch. And he was like, I'm a little
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: confused though, because you told us that you needed us
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: to chop up the couch, like we already did it,
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Like we already chopped it up. And I was like, wait,
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: I'm sitting on my couch now. Oh no, oh no.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: The dude is like the blue one.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Oh no.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like no, man. He goes, are.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: He goes, are you sure? And I was like yeah, man,
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: I'm sitting on my couch. And he was like, shit,
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: all right, we're gonna have to call you back. And
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: then he calls me back like five minutes later, and
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: I was like, I was howling laughing because I'm like,
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: they just chopped up some random person's couch, like they
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: just broke into someone's apartment royd their couch. And he
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: called me back and he was like it was a
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: we mixed up the appointments. It was a another person
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: that's having the same thing. But I was like, I said,
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: I was like, I thought, you guys destroyed someone else's
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: couch and they were they were hooting and hauling, they
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: were laughing about it.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because I'll tell you what I had junk
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: removal guys come and it was they we did not
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: hoot or oh really they were serious when they had
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: to chop up my couch too, and then they cut
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: through all the way through the floor. Yeah yeah, and
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: then I lost the entire security deposit. And then I
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: hit them up and I was like, by the way,
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: remember when you cut the floor of my apartment And
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: they were like that wasn't us, and I was like,
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: I watched it happen. Yeah, And they were like, well,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: there were lots of scratches on the floor before, and
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, but there wasn't saw dust and
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: deep like scarring ruts there was. There wasn't a trench
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: that would collect water in the floor before. And I
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: was like, look, it's fine. We had security, Like they
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: are not insurance. They had to submit their building insurance
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: or whatever. But when they come into my building to
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: is when I lived in the same building as around
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: and and I like, I was like, we'll just use
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: the insurance. And he was like he's like, look, when
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: we invoke acclaim, it raises our rates. In other words,
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: we don't have insurance. In other words, that was a
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: completely forged document policy document and I'm like, ah, but
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: you know, I will say, like security deposits in New
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: York is just like one of those things. A lot
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: of the time you're like, I'm not getting that done. No, no,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: you kiss it goodbye. I have gotten it back probably
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: like eighty percent of the time.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: The best thing that I've ever had was when I
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: lived in my old apartment, like on Waverley, and I
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: left something like there was something that I did that
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: was like they were going to take it out, but
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: they just removed how much it costs to get that
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: removed and then sent me the rest of the security deposit.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: That's really nice. Yeah, that's honest, And that's pretty rare
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: because you don't get that ever. You know that I
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: sued my old landlords for taking my whole security deposit. No,
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: I did not know that. Have I not told you
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: that story? I don't think so. Did you know I
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: told you that story?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: It sounds vaguely familiar.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: It's just super three apartments ago when I lived in
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: Chelsea and my landlords were just crooks. Yeah yeah, the
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: apartment the guy broke in yeah yeah yeah, and he
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: was friends with my landlord.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, similar situation to what I was dealing with Oh
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: right now, No, No, I was joking. I was talking
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: about my name, my super stealing from me.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Oh got it?
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: Well you a little bit similar.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: You said that the new tenant is connected to them.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Oh it's a whole, They got a whole. Yeah.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: I think it's a whole operation that they're running.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: What kind of an operation would that be?
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: Get some fake tenants in there, make it believe like
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: this is a real residential area I live in.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: They're like, they're like, you don't know, they're all spies,
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: their crisis actors. Yeah exactly. Yeah, yeah, I had to
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: live in the worst department in New York. But you
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: know the fact that she wants your couch does not
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: speak highly of her employment. Yeah.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know why anyone would have ever looked at
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: that couch and said leave that behind.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Think who has slept on that couch?
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Nobody really thought it was like lemaire.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yan yeah yeah yeah. When you say nobody,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: how I guess I was. I mean that was she said.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody's like they're no, but like they don't get.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Crazy left my couch. But our brothers and my brothers
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: your you just called them. Nobody's somebody slept on that couch.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean that couch is kind of it
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: was pretty like I was not like I was gonna.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: On the couch. Both slept on it.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess a lot of people slept on that couch.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Really jumped the gun on nobody at least.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: It's it's progress that you're admitting that there is a
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: gulf between your planket statement and the reality.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean there was like shit all like it
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: was gross. It was a gross couch.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: You keep it clean that you're going to keep your
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: new spot clean? Where'd you go? You didn't go to
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Ashley Furniture? Did you?
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: I haven't gotten that's those are just going to bring
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: that up. Gotten a couch yet?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta go to go to Ashley bro.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like spying another couch is the problem.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You have a new apartment.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: What are you going to just sit in your a
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: gaming chair?
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: No, that's the thing is you just get a couch. Yeah,
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: but they're like they're just so expensive like I might, I'm.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: Just they're not expensive. You know who? You can get
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: a couch from where it's a great price Amazon, Wayfair.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Wayfair the best our sponsor.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: But how do you get them to bring the couch up?
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Some not all couches are one piece thing, but there's
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: some from Wayfair that it's like you put it together
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: on your section.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: What if I get the boneless couch?
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: What are our thoughts on the pend a bean bag?
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: On the boneless you're just talking about a bean bag?
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Just no, no, no, the boneless catch. It's like this
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: comes in a box. Oh, it puffs out and it
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: puff It takes like three days for it to puff out.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about like a pool float?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: You have to sound it like a bicycle tire.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Listen to me, you need You just asked me, I.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Think I get one of these.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Look at this guy, Look at the person in the middle.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: What are they They're doing a damn acrobatic.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: I think that's what I get.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's perfect.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: They're like two hundred bucks. Why don't you why don't
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: you work with Wayfair? And and they're like one of
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: the largest furniture retailers.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: Now we're looking at their website this weekend and they have.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Truly amazing deals. And you asked, how do you get
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: it into your apartment. They do that for you.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: They bring it up because when I use Amazon, they
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: didn't bring it up. Well, guy said, this is where
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I stop.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: Correct. That's why you don't Amazon and you do Wayfair.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I just got a bar card off Wayfair.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: You might have to pay a little I don't actually know,
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: but you might have to pay a little bit extra
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: for what's called the white Glove service where they bring
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: it up. They give you a martini as you're carrying
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: your furniture.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a string quartete follows it up. Yeah, they play
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: it into your apartment. So nice. You gotta get on Wayfair.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: You got to get some inflatable shit. I was looking
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: at some people's setups for Coachella and it's like three
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: tenths attached to one another with inflatable couches all over
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: the place. Like they have the full living room set up.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: That's what I need.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: I need some inflatable You need to.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Get the Coachella set up. Just get some tapestries separating
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: room from room. You have an open floorplane or what
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: what's the square footage?
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Brother, I don't know.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have way more weirdo people that you interact
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: with though. In queens as opposed to in Yeah, east
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: village or West village? Yeah? Did you say your address
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: now that you're going.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying my address.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: You're safe. No one's going out there.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know, no need is that pink building.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: I don't need people to know to know how beautiful
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: of a spot it was.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: How far are you from LaGuardia now? Yeah? Chipping a pot,
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: come on a cast and a reel.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: I mean I could book a flight like thirty minutes prior, Yeah,
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: and just get on it.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Is it truly like a five to ten minutes are they? Yeah?
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Less than ten minutes? Did I tell you? I did
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: tell you how I made my flight after our Yeah? Yeah,
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Maybe I shouldn't have buried the lead on that that
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: we have Mark.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Norman coming, Yes, that'll be that'll be out soon.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Should we cut that?
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  Speaker 1: No? Next week when we're filming all other stuff?
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• 56:59
  Speaker 1: will love it. I saw when I walked into the
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: office today. I saw our security guard downstairs, uh, drinking
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: the hand sanitizer straight from the bottle and muttering the
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: N word.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: No, no, swear to god.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's dan? No, Yeah, he's drunk off hand sanitized
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: at the ninety nine point nine percent pure drunk off
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: hand sanitizer, muttering the N word to himself like he was.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: And he it was like saying like the New York
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: N words instead of the New York Knicks. Yeah what Yeah?
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Is this real? Yeah?
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Danny was doing this, damn the security guy.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just saw him downstairs.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: I know he wasn't drinking hand sanitizing this morning he was.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: Is that because Ebony wasn't here today that he felt
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: like it was okay?
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: He was so out of pocket. I couldn't believe that
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you guys have beef?
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Like, is there a reason?
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: No, he wasn't saying it to me.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: He had such a crazy room about him. What a
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: thing to say. I'm waiting for the punchline, and I
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: know Roan will find a way to bring this home.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Is there is there a reason?
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: Is he a big Knicks fan?
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: What fans? A Knicks fan?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I guess that's because you got you.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: Guys beefing over the Sixers necks.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: That's when it is.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: No, I wasn't even beefing about it.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: It's not you guys are beefing.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: There's no beef.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: He just said it.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: He's saying it drinking hand sanitizer to the fucking dome
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: that no one counts so specific, so specific, it's believable.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: You're serious at first, dude?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: What I am?
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: He was drinking hand sanitizer straight from the bottle. Where
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: was it from?
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: It was on the day, you know.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: How to there's so much free booze just in the office.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: But people keep track of that. People keep track of that.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Says you can't drink it.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't, Well you should.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Did you tell him that he can't say that that
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: he can't drink hand sanitize.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: No, he was like gone off of it. It seemed
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: like he'd been here since super early in the morning.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, they got in it, dude. I walked by. I
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: walked by Sparky today and downstairs on the first floor,
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: and your boy, Sparky and.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Uh, the guy who works the second elevator shafts correct, yeah.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh. And I walked by him and I go, hey, Sparky.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: He goes, what up? And then as I was getting
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: in the elevator, he turned to the guy behind the
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: podium and he goes, everybody in this building knows why
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: he's not wrong.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: It was bragging about you.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Know, everybody in the building knows why I am just.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: In fact that you came from a theater show on
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: your way to a stadium show. I mean, but that
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: just makes it so much funnier. Because in his dynamic,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: he's just like this fucking dick rider. Yeah, get off
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: my fucking dick pussy Sparky. Oh, I wish I could
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: show you the amount of calls, answered, calls, and miss
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: calls I have from him this past weekend. Yeah, he
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: and iron constant correspondence.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: Can you guys give me an update on is there
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: stuff happening in the barstool world? What was this? What
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: was this? There was another group went to Vegas for
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Max's bachelor party, for Maxis bachelor party. Oh and was
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: it like the Pardon My Take crew? Yeah? Yeah, Oh
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: that's fun.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I FaceTime Max after the Sixers game, and he was
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: just with his two brothers and it's just two other
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: exact Max on his shoulders, just screaming into the into
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: the camera like we've known each other our whole lives.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I think they were all just like buttied up. I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: think that Max, like, from the looks of that video,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: that he just hung out with his brothers the entire
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: time that he was just dialed in and like just.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Just flew big hat and pft out there just with
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: him brother.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: It seemed like they were all locked in, like they
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: were all a three headed monster. It seemed like it
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: was so fucking fun. They went through a lot of
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: cool shit. Yeah, looked like a sick party.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: I really like Max.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like him.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: Every time I've ever hung out with him or met him,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: I've I've been like that, dude's great. And I don't
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: say that about everyone, which makes you know that I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: hate all the other people I don't say it about.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got the best eyebrows in the company. Yeah,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: best eyelashes our tate. I think, what uh what?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Oh? Just really quick. As a Celtics fan, that was
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: one of the worst things I've ever watched.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: What do you mean losing?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: They won Game one by forty points. Yeah, they were
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: up three to one in this series. I thought it
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: was a fucking rap.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: And what happened?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest, I didn't pay attention tyrees Max. He's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: the fastest player in the NBA, That's what happened. Yeah,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: he can he can get to the rim in a
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: way where where Biggs can't protect the rim because he's
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: getting there too quickly.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: And Joel Embiid is sick too.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: Joel Embiid is amazing and he hits his free throws.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: I watched the first game of the series and I
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: was like, I'll watch the next series, and then I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: tuned it on.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Oh he chalked it up as a win. Yeah, you
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: count your chickens.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Well, everyone, I don't really watch.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: I don't pay attention to the Celtics like during the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: regular season, but everyone I know is like, we're going
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: to the finals.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: So I was like, Oh, this will be a breeze.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: And then I looked up on when did they play
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: Game seven?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Friday? Saturdayurday Saturday?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: On Saturday, I looked up NBA on tonight. I was like,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: I'll watch some football, watch some basketball, and then I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: saw Celtics six ers Game nine or Game seven.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: I was like game nine. It felt like I was
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: like Game seven.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, what the fuck? And then I
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: watched that game and I watched this lose.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Don't care about that anymore, I guess all. I guess
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: I actually never cared about it.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Just made me fucking mad. Dude. You know, I haven't
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: really had an investment. I don't really care about other
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: teams and sports, but the Celtics matter to me. And
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: when they lost that series, I was mad. Really Yeah,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: I like fucking went on stage and was calling people
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: the f slur.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's so nice.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: San Francisco a bunch of f slurs, this fucking.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Town getting dragged off stage, nuts, get nasty.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: I love doing that right after losing Louis.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: When your team loses, it's the that or make a
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Twitter burner and throw some racism out there, Yeah, directly
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: at the player in their family's account.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I'm lashing out at all you gay
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: is My Celtics lost.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the men I support lost.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Speaking of sports, I had this thought on the toilet.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Uh oh, talk to me nice. I think like, uh als.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: The disease was called ALS until lou Garrick right got it,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: and then from then on now it's really known as
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: lou Gerrig's disease.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: That's why they call chlamydia Wilt Chamberlain.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Now, I was gonna say, like, imagine being so good
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: at your sports that, like AIDS becomes Francis Ellis disease. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: that would be cool.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Do you want a better disease though? Do you want
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: like they'll only give you the name if that disease
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: is shorted.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: If it's if it's an acronym.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's if it's if it's like a
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: deadly disease.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: It's like I got lis. Yeah, like al.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: L challenge.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: What disease would you guys want named after you that
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: currently exists?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: It's like a pox or something like that, chicken pox
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: or something something that like everybody gets over but like
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: has little cachet.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, COVID. What if diarrhea became settles disease? Yeah,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: I mean it would make sense. Oh boy, I got
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: I got a real bad case of the settles right now.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Why is legionnaires called legionnaires? Was that named after a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: person or like a group of people?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: We got to google that. We gotta find out why
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: legionnaires is called because that seems what's a legionnaire? Legionnaires
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: makes it? It sounds like it's like a VFW group
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: It sounds like an I think of like a soldier
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: in the Roman Army or something like that.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Legionnaire of the American Legion Convention in Philadelphia in nineteen
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: seventy six. There you go, what that's named after? Oh?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like an old disease. I thought
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: it was like trench footers.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: That's pretty recent. Legionnaires nineteen seventy six.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: What it said, Well, yeah, Legionnaires.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: They had thirty four people dying of a disease in
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Philly in the seventies.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: They had a mini COVID in one city. What yeah,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: what the fuck happened? Did there's like some bad toothpaste
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: or something that happened from sharing toothpaste if you share
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: another comedian?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: What do you think?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: This is Legionaire and this move?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Dude? There are a number of obviously diseases that are
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: just named after I presume the people who discovered them.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Guion Beret syndrome, or I'm assuming Hodgkins lymphoma is named
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: after Barry Hodgkins. I just made that up, Actually, Mike clymphoma,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: what is it?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Mike?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: Well done? Well done. I didn't deserve a laugh when
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: you had a far better.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Tag, Thomas Hodgkins, Thomas Hodge. It's not that I always
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: thought it was the person who had the disease first,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: not the doctor.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: I think Hodgkins was the doctor and then lymphoma was
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: the patient.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Got it?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly. You want to collap you want to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: go fifty to fifty on this.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: But then but yeah, but then it's like, isn't it
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: interesting that sometimes it's the person who gets there? You go,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Why isn't HIV called magic?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think he wants it named after him. I
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: think he probably wants to like distance himself.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: I think it was too late in the game. I
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: think I think it had been around long enough that
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: he couldn't be patient. Zeros.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: A lot of people, famous people who had gotten int
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: at that point.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah easy. Uh. The lead singer of Queen Queen Charlie
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Sheen Freddy Mercury later Freddy Mercury Mercury disease would be well,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: then they've got mercury poisoning.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, age mercury poisoning.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The cock is the poison.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the cock is the needle. The cock is the
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: injection of the poison.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Wow, it's a little on the nose, a little too obvious. Liberacci,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Anthony Perkins, Kendrick Perkins. That would break my heart.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: It's gotta be tough being one of these people on
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: the list that just no one knew had AIDS, Like
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: no one knew that that guy from Psycho had AIDS
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: until Now that's.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: What they're doing with homosexuality. Yeah, like dudeygnizing it or
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: but like guys would just be career gay guys. Career
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: closeted gay guys. See, they come out of their closet
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: after their death posthuously and that's all they're known for.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Da Vinci.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: You see that video of that little kid doing the
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: anti gay song.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I saw something a while ago about a little kid
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: with the anti gay song and.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: It was pretty good.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: This one's not great, this one's pretty bad.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, I got our teen year old rapper got something
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: to say?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Was this the kid? I think this kid is mostly
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: I think all of his songs are anti.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: Gay seously, he's got a gun in that.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I think he's got an anti gay catalog.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, all right, it's badass. Oh geez, I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: don't love this kid.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: No, he's pretty bad.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Hear him out here? Him ount bad kid.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: I think we should let's not platform him. She get
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: him on the pod. Speaking of the pod, So in Oklahoma,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: I uh, we were. We were at this pretty sweet
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: place called Shangri La. Was the like golf resort. It's
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: on the lake. It was cool and we're up by
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: the course, we finish our round and there's a kid,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: probably a thirteen year old kid on the practice putting
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: green and I'm wearing my Son of a Boy Dad hat,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: our new hat the whole sick. I wore it the
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: whole week. And he goes he goes putting contest for
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: your hat and I was like, oh. I was like,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: do you know the pod? And he's like, oh yeah,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: oh yeah. I'm like you you listen to the Son
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: of a Boy Dad. He's like, I don't miss an episode.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, you're thirteen, Like that's I you can't.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: There can't be too many thirteen year old you'd be shocked.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: You'd be shocked that listen to this.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: It's mostly thirteen year olds and girls. It is it is.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: I've looked at the numbers that would be devastating, But thirteen.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Year old it was just all little boys listening to.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: No, we'd have to we'd have to get like a
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: food product that they could like buy lunch at. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: like we need something. I suppose would be great.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Imagine kids getting like a Capri son and are.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: That would be so nice.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: But then this kid was listen to how precocious. What
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: does that say, Tyler?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Zero point five percent women or thirteen year olds?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Thirteen year olds?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: Just got to make sure we're not putting out a
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: kid's product. Seven female.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: All right, there you got one that's kid. Yeah, that
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: might be just that kid.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: And I'm trying to think of what his name was.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: It was like Calvin or something like that. Anyway, so
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: he I'm like, all right, yeah, like I I'll do
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: a put off with you for it. And then frank
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: and he got Frankie to join too, and and then
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: he was like, he was like, actually, let's play for
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: some money. And I was like.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: What, he's white man, can't jumping you?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: And he's like, I got money? And I go where
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: do you have money from? And he goes, I day trade.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: I swear to god, Frankie can corroborate this entire story.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: And I was like, you is that even the legal?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: You day trade? What are you talking about? Thirteen year olds?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: And then he was the worst potter I've ever fucking seen.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: We waxed him. Yeah, yeah, we actually didn't win a single.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm keeping the fucking hat.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Did he put up anything?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: No? I mean we were just like, I wanted to
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: give him the hat, but you know, you got to
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: earn it, and I can't just let this kid who's like,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: you know, a fucking day Trader.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Three hats think that.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he was funny. Day Trading never missed an episode. Dude,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: Jerry was such a riot. Oh yeah, but uh, you
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: know he I mean I spent so much time with him.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: He's just like you and Mook, like Bush is his life.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, he's obsessed.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: You guys are dude. We get to we get We
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: get to Oklahoma late, so we flew into Tulsa and
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: then it was an hour and a half drive from
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Tulsa into the middle of nowhere northwest or north northeast
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: or oklaholl right on the Missouri border. God, I can't
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: speak at all, and we're like, we're looking for food.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: There's no there's nothing open. We like passed the area
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: that had food and we were like, there's probably something close. Yeah,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: sure enough, there wasn't. We ended up going to eat
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: dinner at a gas station that actually, like wasn't horrible.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: And then as we are it's ten minutes from the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: gas station to the course and we pass a strip
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: club called the office.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it was called on Jerry's lane.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: The office, and I was like, oh my god, Jerry.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: He's like, they're not open on Tuesday. He's like, they
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: open Wednesdays to Saturdays. And I'm like, oh my god.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: He's already done all the research. He knew the nearest
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: strip club.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: He's like one of those autistic people where you can
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: be like April ninth, thirteen eighty four and he's like,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: it was a Tuesday.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: Charlene was dancing, she was wearing black panties. No. But
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: so then we get to the hotel. We check in,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: it's fucking late. Yeah, it's like it's like the night
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Watch lady. Yeah. Yeah, and I go get my key
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: and blah blah blah. And then he comes up and
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: he goes, I'm sorry, do you guys have any PC's there?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: And she's like, I'm sorry what. He's like, do you
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: have any you know, personal computers? She's like, we have
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: a business media center, but no, I don't think So
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: he's like, okay, well I need to do some gaming.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: Like he stays up till four in the morning, ye
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: gaming every night and then he wakes up at six.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He wakes up early.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: He sleeps two hours in the night. Dude, that's it. Yeah, dude,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: like he'll You're gonna live to forty five doing that.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: That's the life expectancy rate. The only other people lived
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: like that or like Mozart.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and he does.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Benjamin Franklin. I think.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like soldiers under siege. Like you have to,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: like your cortisol is through the roof, your blood pressure
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: is like howling. It's like a teapot.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean he definitely he doesn't really sleep. I
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: mean he's up. You're like, we'll play video I mean
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: I usually get off first when we play video games,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: Like I'm usually the first one to call it, and
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: then him and Mooke will stay on.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably feel responsible as hell, Like, okay, you
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: boys don't stay on too late.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we played on Saturday night. We played late and
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: it was like two am and Jerry. It was me, Mook,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: Jerry and my buddy Peters and yeah, and then Jerry
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: just goes. Boys, they gotta be honest with you. I'm
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: loving this sashon right now.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: I was like, I gotta go to bed. It's way
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: too late. Yeah.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just buzzing apparently Numbers is fighting a nasty fire
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: and saw that.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Did you see that still photo of Picky Numbers in
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: front of a huge fires like billowing out of the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: fucking window.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jerry said he's been fighting it for forty eight hours.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had time to post for a picture.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was gonna say, I'm all, I'm all for it,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: but I've learned that their Numbers was a bit of
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: a scam artist.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but not with the fires. Maybe not they
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: I could mean there's the photo that he posted. There's
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: a massive flame flying out of the window.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: If you could find a way to Yeah, there is, Yeah,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: there is. That's so crazy that they got it, and
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: that's hitting his face perfectly.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: He's furious.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because they're seeing action. I don't think they see
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: a lot of that. I think it's a lot of
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: just hanging around on the game.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: I don't have no idea.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: Jerry hit they they didn't bring his they gave him
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: the wrong baggage or something like that.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I saw that where Twitter. Oh yeah, they
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: posted a video of him with the no pants on.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, And he texted our group He's like,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: I got a disaster, everybody. I got no clothes.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: And they mean they gave him the wrong bag.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they gave him the wrong bag
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: or his bag just didn't arrive. But he didn't figure
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: it out until we got to the hotel, which makes
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: me think that he forgot a bag. He had the
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: wrong golf bag. Do you know the story? No? No,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: I just saw the video. Got it, Jerry? What do
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: you mean you got no pants? You look good?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Come over?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: What do you get on the airplane with? Well, whatever
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: the case may be. Uh, someone from the resort went.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: Someone from the resort went all the way to the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: Tulsa airport and got his bag and brought it back.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: And he was like, I got it. This woman doesn't
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: have Zela. He's like, this woman doesn't have zell. I
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: can't give her a tip. Does anyone have any cash?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, I gotta I get cash. He's like,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: you got a lot of cash. I was like, yeah,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: I got a lot of cash. And he's like, you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: got five hundred And I was like, I get five hundred.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: I give him five hundred bucks and who to tip?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: The woman to the Airport's an hour and a half away,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: went all the way to the airport to get him
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: his bag and brought it back for him, and uh,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: and I give him five hundred bucks and he sends
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: me the money and then he goes, oh, Francis, you
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: only gave me four hundred and I'm like, oh fuck, sorry,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: hang on, and he goes he goes, I'm just kidding.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. You gave me five. That's that's a
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Nicky Numbers special, right there was great.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: He said that Nicky Numbers called him, So Nicki Numbers
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: has been playing a lot of video games and and
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: he said that he called Jerry and he was like,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: I need a new mom and Jerry was like, oh yeah,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: you like you should definitely get one. And he's like,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: the problem is I just can't swing it right now.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: And he's like, so you're just calling me asking you
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: to buy you a monitor pretty much. And then he
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: said that now he wants he wants a PC. He
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: wants a computer.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Did he buy him one?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: No, but he said that he's got to buy one.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: He says, stick into the budget.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: We can't why.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: Apparently Numbers is banned from the budget.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: What numbers?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: Apparently all Numbers Travelist comes straight out. It has got
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: to come from Jerry, no one else.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Well, let's get Jerry a PC.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: Jerry's got a PC.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: No what I'm saying, Let's get Jerry a PC.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think that they've worked on They've tried
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: that already. Let's get Mook already has well, let's get
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: Muk a PC. I know they're working on it. They're
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: working on getting numbers one. But apparently the thing is
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: that they don't know how to set it up.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Trickle down, you know what I mean. Nobody knows that
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Muke has a PC right now.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it really I lose sense of this because we
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: live in it. But I was telling a friend of
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: mine recently, like a a story, and I was like, yeah,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: I was. I was hanging out with Jersey Jerry and
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: he was telling me a story about Nicky Numbers and
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: Mike was laughing about it, and Little Sass was like
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: and the guy was like, who are these yeah fucking.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: People Like, are you growing up on like a stoop
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: in the nineteen thirties? Are these newsboys that you're fucking dealing?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think Jersey Jerry and Nicky Numbers say.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: That Numbers in Jerry talk about their childhood, like I
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: think they did grow up on a stoop. Yeah, Like
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: they all have nicknames, like all they've all gotten like
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: all their buddies and it's all alliteration.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: Nick yeah, literative nicknack games.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Little SaaS would play Moke would play Francis. Did
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: you what was? Did no one ever hit you with?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: Like, I mean fran Is, Franny Fudge, Frandy Fudge. That's
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: nice fran Yeah.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Not Irish, not Italian enough. I was. I spent some
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: time with some Polish folks this weekend. Really, I was
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: squad deep with some some holes in green Point. It
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: really is a Polish there, really to green Point.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard to get their neighborhood to get to.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there there's some there's like what's that bakery around there?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: That's like that has a fucking monster line, Like it
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: wraps around the neighborhood. What could they be selling that?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: That's that good?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: Do you think to do that right now?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, you went. You put that pringle in upside down.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: It happens you're supposed to put the flavorful side right
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: onto the tongue or otherwise you're wasting it all.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: The real artistry of the Pringle is not the sushi,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: it's the rice. Yeah, so you need to put the
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: rice on your tongue, get it all, no matter how
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: you eat it. You were honest. I'm sorry, Please.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: There's no there's no story here. I'll just spend some
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: time with some some Polish people.
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  Speaker 4: Well what are they like?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: They're incredible, except for their lineage. Just sounds like it's
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: it's like being rewound.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, Icelandic.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah this should but I mean there sounds Icelandic though
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: they are. I think they just get a bad wrap.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: The Italians in the Irish get Ahsoka Paul the glory
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: all the Polish people are the true backbone. The Italians
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: in the Irish are just like flamboyant versions of the
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Polish people. Yeah, Jerry, simple right on the heart in
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: the jersey, Jerry's French Jersey.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: Jerry spent some time with some Polish people on Wednesday
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: at the office. Yeah, they knew their way around the Poles.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very nice.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: What was I going to say? You? You've been on
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: a Pringle run the likes of which the world has
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: never seen.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: These were in here, Yeah right, yeah, I wonder why
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: because I brought them in here and I never opened them.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: Bingo, you've got like emergency pringle stashes? Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: What's what is it about pringles that you like more
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: than other anything else? Any other food? Why is it?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: Why is pringles?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: I mean it's I just like chips, and they're the
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: best chip?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: Are they by a mile? Better? And you know, kettle
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: baked or whatever the fuck they're called.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Kettle cooked, kettle baked, there's baked.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: There's even no chips. I just like it couldn't cartel.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: I meant, uh, no, I know, I know where I know.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: It doesn't go on your nose.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: You just gave yourself away, mister Ellis.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: Oh here here I'll try. Come on, what a narc
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: actually eat the pringles? No?
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: I mean like like, look, I like a good Lays,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: like a good ruffle ruts.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: There is kettle cooked. What was wrong with say, kettle baked?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: There's baked, and there's kettle cooked baked less fat, kettle
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: love more fat and good Lays baked?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: Nothing wrong with that. Yeah, but I know a lot
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: of people are anti Lays, big cat.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: Are they They're too mass produced? Probably? I don't know.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: We went cape Cod. I like, I like the cape Cotters.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Here you go Cape God, of course great, But cape
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: Cod it's not a chip that you're just gonna casual like.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: That's it's a very messy chip. Oh that ringle no dust.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a clean one that's probably baked. It has
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: like a big quality to it exactly, But it isn't
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: also an orderly chip. You know how many Pringles you're
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: gonna get in the camp every single time? It's not
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: like you could. You could open up a cape Cod.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: It could be seventy five percent empty, a little bit
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: of air in here, but Pringles. You're getting how many
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: chips we think is into Pringles?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: If I had to guess, I would say eighty to
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: one hundred.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: We got to count them out. I can't believe that
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: there's any inconsistency. I thought it would be down to
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: the number it has to be.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm gonna do is I'm going to
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: go find all your emergency Pringle stashes and I'm gonna
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: shake the ship out of them. Because you don't like
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: MESSI no, you said you didn't like a messy that's
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: what you like.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: If they're crushed up, you just drink them. Look if
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: it's like from a cop, you're not gonna like that.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: I've done it before, you do it again. Yeah, and
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: a pinch right, which you can't do.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: See it looks like they've got the approximate amount or
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: they've got approximately sixty chips.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: In the cape Cod bag cape Cod, and there's eighty
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: in the pringles.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: And and then I bet the cape Cod costs more and.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: It's a better quality chip in the pringles. As far
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: as the consistency of pringle, nothing.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: Worse than when you got to back a prignal or
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: you got to you got a can of pringles and
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: they're all they're all sideways. You're like, how did this happen?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: You can't even get them out?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah right yeah right.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: I think I need to go to bed thirty eight
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: hours right now.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: All right, thank you guys all for listening. We will
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: be back on Thursday. Trying to think if I've got
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: anything to promote.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: I don't. By the way, Francisco was awesome.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Thanks video that then you looked fucking sick. They looked packed.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: It's huge, it's like four hundred.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of entrees did they have there. They
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: had fish and chips.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: No quite literally a great cob salad, which makes sense.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: How ironic you'd have to now, isn't it ironic? Getting
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: into a League of Legends. That's my new thing. Mac
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: Bad apparently like takes over your life. People who play
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: that game, don't. It's like the most epic game, right,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's just been around forever.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: People have been playing it for so There's so many
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: different characters and ship that you got to memorize. It's
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: like a strategy game, right, would you call it that?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, well said he said.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: It's like, well he plays similar what's that the game
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: that he plays?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: Doda two? You play the Man's version of Man's Oh yeah,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Doda too. I looked up.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: I looked up is what's harder? And they said Doda?
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I'm going.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: With what about fantasy? What's the one something? Fantasy?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Fantasy Football?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: Final Fantasy? Is that a game that's like asking about
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: what that is?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: Do not know what this game is?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: Francis, Why do you mean? Why don't I.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: Because you didn't have a PlayStation four?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: Is that that they only started on four? It's that's
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: what it looks like it's been around since nineteen ninety seven. Harry,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: you might be.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: Right, I might be Wow, it might be a well,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: we already ended the episode.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: This isn't going in
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: The Yeah, you should have bailed, all right, goodbye es,