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Episode 56: Phone Sober, Smart Bitches, Bending The Knee To Bullies, AI Overlords, Viva Em Dashes, Drunk Raccoons, Hegseth’s Hot Water, Born Again After Getting Stuck In The Holiest Of Holies, and more
It's the holiday season once again and just as Ralphie Parker learned in A Christmas Story, you never bend the knee to a bully like Scut Farkus. And we're looking at you, Northwestern University. As it turns out, female dogs are much more observant than male dogs. And we're looking at you, male humans. Pete Hegseth is in increasingly deep water with his murderous boat attacks in the Caribbean. but there isn't a bus that Donald Trump won't throw anyone under. And we're looking at you, Admiral Frank "Mitch" Bradley. You're about to become familiar with the underside of a big, orange bus…
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