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- 0:03Speaker 1: Let your boy get his feet wet. It's been at
- 0:05Speaker 1: with the bull.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Yeah, ladies, gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Busting with
- 0:09Speaker 2: the Boys. This episode is two one hundred and eighteen.
- 0:15Speaker 2: What a fucking sev seventeen. I gotta respect those seventh bus.
- 0:21Speaker 1: We know we are truck guys.
- 0:23Speaker 3: Threw up before you get before you get into that.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Can I just say something good? Goodnes see again, dude,
- 0:27Speaker 3: it's been a fucking I mean it's only been a week,
- 0:30Speaker 3: but no, but it feels like I've missed you.
- 0:33Speaker 1: You spend we spend.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Most days together the last six yes, yeah, and you
- 0:36Speaker 2: just kind of cold turkey it for a week.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I definitely had withdrawal.
- 0:39Speaker 3: And too, like, even if we're in like the say,
- 0:41Speaker 3: even if we're both in Nashville, I feel like, no
- 0:43Speaker 3: matter what I'm thinking about you in some capacity, whether
- 0:45Speaker 3: it has to do with bust, whether it has to
- 0:46Speaker 3: do with friendship, well it has to do with whatever.
- 0:48Speaker 3: But when you go to Canada and we're just not
- 0:50Speaker 3: even around each other, and I know you guys are
- 0:52Speaker 3: out there even experiencing the same I know you guys
- 0:54Speaker 3: are just out there like doing your thing. I just
- 0:55Speaker 3: feel like we are. We are in a long distance
- 0:58Speaker 3: relationship while you're out in Canada.
- 0:59Speaker 1: Did you it on me? No? You hang out with
- 1:01Speaker 1: any other friends? Let me think a whole week. It's
- 1:04Speaker 1: been a week. Do you hang out with anybody?
- 1:07Speaker 3: Well, we went to, we went to, we went to.
- 1:09Speaker 3: I went to the movies with some of the boys. George,
- 1:12Speaker 3: did you sit next to anybody? What did you next
- 1:16Speaker 3: to the crew? Did you the seat spacer or no? No,
- 1:18Speaker 3: I sat next to the crew. Okay, must have been
- 1:20Speaker 3: a packed house. Yeah, I mean we had so there's
- 1:23Speaker 3: like everything. Will couldn't have a buffer.
- 1:26Speaker 4: He couldn't even sit on a row.
- 1:27Speaker 1: It was that pack. Oh my god.
- 1:29Speaker 2: Hey, there is nothing better than an opportunity to rent
- 1:32Speaker 2: out of theater for the boys. That is the best feeling. Dude,
- 1:35Speaker 2: You pack in, you talk during the previews. You don't
- 1:38Speaker 2: have to do the whisper thing. You can literally just
- 1:39Speaker 2: talk out loud, tell everybody how you feel. Oh, that
- 1:41Speaker 2: was a good one. I don't I don't know about
- 1:43Speaker 2: that one. A big Spook coming, A big Spook. I
- 1:45Speaker 2: feel like it's coming. Do we know what that movie
- 1:47Speaker 2: is called?
- 1:49Speaker 1: I Need Myself?
- 1:50Speaker 4: Was the Evil Dead?
- 1:51Speaker 3: Was it? I saw a preview for that that was
- 1:55Speaker 3: some twisted looking ship.
- 1:57Speaker 1: And then also Transformers coming out with another banger. Is
- 2:00Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg in it? Now he's not.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Ever again, brother, That's what he said. But let me
- 2:05Speaker 2: just be let's if we had a lot to unpass.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Speaking of Transformers, Yeah, the Chevy Silverado damn near looks
- 2:11Speaker 2: like one.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Dude. Do you know we're chuck guys.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Through and through, the Chevy Silverado has been a partner
- 2:15Speaker 2: with unsappable grit and determination. It has been the most
- 2:18Speaker 2: valuable truck. That's the MVT ladies and gentlemen. And now
- 2:22Speaker 2: the first ever all electric Silverado joins the franchise. We
- 2:26Speaker 2: got a chance to see these things and experience it,
- 2:28Speaker 2: and it is a game changer. We're out there in Colorado.
- 2:31Speaker 2: The literally let me drive it and said, who wants
- 2:33Speaker 2: to drive?
- 2:33Speaker 3: You will?
- 2:34Speaker 2: And I do like to get behind a steering wheel
- 2:36Speaker 2: and seeing what I'm working with here, the thing sounds
- 2:38Speaker 2: like a goddamn space ship. You legit think it's a
- 2:42Speaker 2: UFO ripping around there. You put that thing in reverse
- 2:44Speaker 2: and I was like.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't really hear yourself doing anything else.
- 2:47Speaker 2: No, it's like one of those deprivation tank, like you're
- 2:50Speaker 2: just there with your own senses.
- 2:51Speaker 1: That's really what it is.
- 2:53Speaker 2: The thing, by the way, if you're wondering you want
- 2:54Speaker 2: to get yourself an EV available four hundred mile range
- 2:57Speaker 2: GM estimated on a full charge, over ten feet of
- 3:00Speaker 2: length in the bed with the multiflex tailgate combined with
- 3:04Speaker 2: the multiflex midgate, you're thinking to yourself, Taylor, what is
- 3:07Speaker 2: a midgate? To be honest with you, I'm not one
- 3:08Speaker 2: hundred percent sure, but I do know that when you're
- 3:10Speaker 2: in the bed of that truck, literally, if you wanted
- 3:13Speaker 2: to go from the bed back to the seats, back
- 3:14Speaker 2: and forth, moving back and forth, it's a.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Nice little deal.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Very sturdy tailgate, very sturdy, large seventeen inch diagonal display screen.
- 3:21Speaker 2: That's a lot of screen, ladies and gentlemen. It can
- 3:24Speaker 2: toe up to ten thousand pounds of max towing zero
- 3:27Speaker 2: to sixty and under four point five seconds with wow mode.
- 3:31Speaker 2: All right, that's Will's forty time, dude.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Wow Mode. It's a working title. It's a working title
- 3:38Speaker 1: for sure.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Up to an impressive seven hundred and eighty five foot
- 3:44Speaker 2: pounds of torque. Those of you wanted what torque is
- 3:46Speaker 2: I'm not gonna explain it to you because one hundred
- 3:48Speaker 2: percent honest, I really don't know what torque is. So
- 3:51Speaker 2: if somebody in these comments of the YouTube.
- 3:52Speaker 3: Want explain, and I feel like you can explain what
- 3:54Speaker 3: tork is. You're a police officer, have no idea what
- 3:57Speaker 3: to work.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Dude, if you're in the military, you should know what
- 3:59Speaker 1: torque made.
- 4:00Speaker 5: Why why why is it like you just got is
- 4:03Speaker 5: You're you're the ply the manliest dude on this bus.
- 4:05Speaker 6: I know what feet second is. I know the military
- 4:07Speaker 6: muscle velocity. I know all that, but not.
- 4:09Speaker 1: The seconds muscle velocity. That sounded cool when you got that.
- 4:14Speaker 1: It seems like Jacks wish you weren't.
- 4:15Speaker 2: I wish you weren't leaning into Jack's laugh when you
- 4:17Speaker 2: said it though that was was the kind of uncool,
- 4:18Speaker 2: but everything else was really cool.
- 4:20Speaker 7: Correct me if I'm wrong in the concert, like torque
- 4:22Speaker 7: is just essentially like the acceleration you have right off
- 4:24Speaker 7: the jump, like the rip you.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Know, oh it's the rip, not allow to give like
- 4:29Speaker 1: that thing gets you. I like that too. I hope
- 4:32Speaker 1: you're wrong. I do hope you're kind of wrong.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Before you do that, before we get into torqu on
- 4:40Speaker 2: hold on, hold on?
- 4:41Speaker 1: Is your starting time? Hold on?
- 4:42Speaker 2: Will head over to Chevy dot com to learn more.
- 4:45Speaker 2: That's Chevy dot Tom Tom with an O, not a you.
- 4:49Speaker 1: I feel like that's acceleration, not torque. All right, right,
- 4:52Speaker 1: right here we go.
- 4:53Speaker 3: What is is a measure of the force that can
- 4:56Speaker 3: cause an object to rotate about an axis. Just this
- 5:00Speaker 3: force is what causes an object to accelerate in linearis.
- 5:07Speaker 1: All right. He's a measurement of your cars ability to work.
- 5:11Speaker 8: That's essentially like the amount of force to take like
- 5:15Speaker 8: like can make the wheel spin, if that makes sense.
- 5:18Speaker 1: So you got right? Well I think so right.
- 5:23Speaker 4: I don't know you're able.
- 5:25Speaker 3: The greater the more torque, the greater amount of a
- 5:27Speaker 3: power your engine. The more the greater amount of power
- 5:30Speaker 3: and an engine can produce brain podcast boys accelerate more
- 5:34Speaker 3: quickly when the vehicles beginning to start.
- 5:37Speaker 4: That's I think that's exactly what I say.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I think an idiot's term. Well not, I believe
- 5:42Speaker 1: it's called layman's term. But you, I would say, cool
- 5:44Speaker 1: jack term.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, torqusteron tor is from the Yeah, torque is disaster,
- 5:51Speaker 2: which Severado has all of it.
- 5:53Speaker 1: Dude, the thing go back to that real quick.
- 5:54Speaker 2: It literally just says, simply put torque is a measurement
- 5:57Speaker 2: of your car's ability to do work. And we all
- 6:00Speaker 2: no unsoppable grit determination equals work, dude, So Jeffy's.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Got it all an.
- 6:08Speaker 2: A dude, dude, A lot to go over, A lot
- 6:11Speaker 2: of vibes. Vibes are super high right now. Do you
- 6:14Speaker 2: want to know where do we start? What do we
- 6:15Speaker 2: talk about? You?
- 6:17Speaker 3: The fomo with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee.
- 6:22Speaker 2: The vibes were high until four point five seconds ago,
- 6:25Speaker 2: just under four point five like the Chevy Evy sixty.
- 6:29Speaker 1: And hold on, hold on ham before you guess.
- 6:31Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was a child, a young boy obsessed
- 6:35Speaker 2: with comedy, I would always be on Comedy Essential, not
- 6:37Speaker 2: only for the for the Girls Gone Wild videos late
- 6:41Speaker 2: at night, but I was also on there for Mad
- 6:42Speaker 2: TV and Bobby Lee was on Mad TV, and I
- 6:45Speaker 2: used to laugh cackle even at the videos in that
- 6:50Speaker 2: house dude of him putting putting skits together, Such a
- 6:53Speaker 2: funny individual. And then who is the other Andrew Santino
- 6:57Speaker 2: big fan of him as well. But that's like a
- 6:59Speaker 2: more of a newer fandom that's a newer fanom for me.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Obviously discovered him when he was on Dave and the Guy.
- 7:04Speaker 2: I've seen a couple of Is It Bad Friends podcasts
- 7:06Speaker 2: that they do, Brother, that shit is you just see
- 7:09Speaker 2: the clips on that thing. I'm I'm I guess I'm
- 7:10Speaker 2: a Tier three of that podcast. It is fucking funny.
- 7:13Speaker 2: It is a very, very funny podcast. The way they
- 7:16Speaker 2: do the back and forth. I saw a clip of
- 7:19Speaker 2: them doing nine one one calls, like doing imp nine
- 7:22Speaker 2: one one calls.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Seeing Andrew Santino, uh, mocking Bobby Lee's mom.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Yes, I'm Bobby Moda. He got the he's got the
- 7:30Speaker 3: cross side, I think, dude, yeah, so.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Tell me about I wanted to put that in there
- 7:36Speaker 2: because there was a lot of Taylor calls.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Taylor calls later in the day and goes, brother, give
- 7:42Speaker 3: me one word that He's like, I have so much
- 7:43Speaker 3: fun on but just give me one word that described
- 7:45Speaker 3: the podcast, and I was just like, incredible. You can't
- 7:49Speaker 3: that's a that's a pot you can't hold in. I
- 7:51Speaker 3: feel like their dynamic is one of the best dynamics
- 7:54Speaker 3: in the game. And I'm saying one of the best
- 7:56Speaker 3: because I'm not thinking of others right now. But dude,
- 7:58Speaker 3: the wit that into the just the chemistry that they
- 8:02Speaker 3: have with each other. Like Bobby, you can tell I
- 8:04Speaker 3: had no clue my man was smoking meth or doing
- 8:06Speaker 3: meth at twelve or thirteen years old. Oh yeah, A
- 8:08Speaker 3: lot to impack with Bobby Lee's have You Become Funny
- 8:11Speaker 3: is by young age because I was like he grew
- 8:15Speaker 3: up in San Diego. I was like, brother, I thought
- 8:16Speaker 3: you did like better drugs out in San Diego, like
- 8:18Speaker 3: met is something that you know, the small town just
- 8:20Speaker 3: fucking people try to.
- 8:21Speaker 2: But San Diego is right next to TJ, and TJ.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Anything goes TJ. He is Tijuana, Mexico. That's where the
- 8:27Speaker 2: donkey shows are. That's where when people hear you hear
- 8:30Speaker 2: about the fear of going to Mexico, that's TJ.
- 8:32Speaker 3: Right right, Yeah, I know when we were in the
- 8:34Speaker 3: Holiday Bowl that the cops would stand up there and
- 8:36Speaker 3: just everybody would be super strict and like, you cannot
- 8:39Speaker 3: go to Tijuana or you're gonna be shipped home on
- 8:41Speaker 3: a bus yes asap.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Yeah, if we can't find you.
- 8:43Speaker 2: It's also where that Raider Center went and celebrated the
- 8:46Speaker 2: Super Bowl win before the super Bowl was even played.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Do you hear fact? No?
- 8:49Speaker 2: In fact, there's a guy for the Raiders offensive lineman
- 8:53Speaker 2: like he must he like got so fucked up, went
- 8:56Speaker 2: to Tijuana and was celebrating their super Bowl win and
- 8:59Speaker 2: they didn't even have played yet, they were in.
- 9:01Speaker 1: The super Bowl.
- 9:02Speaker 2: I got to look up that guy's name in a
- 9:03Speaker 2: second because I I, uh, that's a fucking wild story.
- 9:06Speaker 2: So these two guys come on, and the way you
- 9:08Speaker 2: explained to me is you just kind of sit back
- 9:09Speaker 2: and with the boys roll Taylor.
- 9:11Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I came on here. You might say
- 9:12Speaker 3: one thing, but they're just they're drawing each other pretty
- 9:14Speaker 3: much the entire podcast. Yeah, Like I might just throw
- 9:16Speaker 3: a question or just say something and then they'll go
- 9:18Speaker 3: they'll they'll just go back and forth with it. You
- 9:20Speaker 3: were the mediator in a in a debate essentially, Yes, essentially, Yeah,
- 9:24Speaker 3: your boy. You know, I got I got bit by
- 9:25Speaker 3: some bugs and fucking Bobby was a client was on
- 9:28Speaker 3: top of me.
- 9:29Speaker 1: You know.
- 9:29Speaker 3: I took a bold move by wearing a backwards hat,
- 9:31Speaker 3: and I was thinking about it beforehand because JP was like,
- 9:33Speaker 3: you're gonna wear that hat on the pot. I was like, man,
- 9:35Speaker 3: I was really thinking about this because I had the
- 9:37Speaker 3: can you kind of see where the spots were?
- 9:38Speaker 1: I can see it. So I had my head like this.
- 9:40Speaker 3: And this one boy was poking out and I was like, yeah,
- 9:44Speaker 3: I think I'm just gonna rock with it. And then
- 9:46Speaker 3: Bobby just hissed me. He's like, you know what he
- 9:48Speaker 3: said something about like what your friend think up there?
- 9:51Speaker 1: Just dude ZiT chirp brings you back to that middle
- 9:55Speaker 1: school traumas. Yeah.
- 9:57Speaker 2: I used to just get him on my nose, dude,
- 9:58Speaker 2: and people will call me rude off. It was a
- 10:00Speaker 2: fucking you go in the bathroom and talk to her
- 10:02Speaker 2: a little bit.
- 10:04Speaker 1: You're about it, dude.
- 10:05Speaker 3: And then uh Santino, he's he claims to be self
- 10:08Speaker 3: proclaimed internet guy, keeps up at the Internet, and he
- 10:10Speaker 3: was like, I gotta know about your boy and Jeffrey
- 10:12Speaker 3: Star and I was like that was going nutsuple stuff
- 10:16Speaker 3: and he was asking but he's like, no, I wish
- 10:17Speaker 3: he was here, like where I was like Alwa's in Canada.
- 10:19Speaker 3: I was trying to say like how much fun on
- 10:21Speaker 3: how much of a fan you are, but they're just
- 10:23Speaker 3: I'm telling you, bro, trying to give the message I
- 10:27Speaker 3: was like trying to like he's in Canon boy and
- 10:29Speaker 3: they're just fucking all going back and forth and saying
- 10:31Speaker 3: stuff is dude, it was awesome when it comes to Jeffrey,
- 10:33Speaker 3: the Jeffrey Star thing.
- 10:34Speaker 2: I know the way you like to play the game,
- 10:36Speaker 2: like oh, yeah, he fucked them, like you did you.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Go that route? Or like what you do?
- 10:40Speaker 3: It depends on how JP edits the podcast because I
- 10:42Speaker 3: explained the story and then after the pot I go,
- 10:44Speaker 3: should we just cut that middle part? And just you know,
- 10:47Speaker 3: you say, like, so was that real? And then it
- 10:48Speaker 3: just customed me saying like you think, oh, he fucked him.
- 10:52Speaker 3: But there's a lot in between that we discussed. Like
- 10:54Speaker 3: I basically told the story, we're just trying to determine
- 10:56Speaker 3: right now we're going to either we cut out to
- 11:00Speaker 3: make it funnier, just cut it out total, you cut
- 11:03Speaker 3: it out to make it seem like perfect.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Oh perfect.
- 11:06Speaker 2: And I knew that when Will said, uh, we were
- 11:08Speaker 2: on the phone for like maybe five minutes and I
- 11:09Speaker 2: was like getting a tail in his grandparents house. I
- 11:11Speaker 2: know you had to go. I wanted to know you
- 11:13Speaker 2: could you could feel it. But we get to have
- 11:15Speaker 2: our conversations now, which is great. Yeah, because a lot
- 11:18Speaker 2: of times we have these conversations. We get back on
- 11:19Speaker 2: the bus and it's like Will and I feel awkward,
- 11:20Speaker 2: like reliving the same conversation we had five except reaction
- 11:24Speaker 2: the same enthusiasm. Man, But you did say that Jeffrey
- 11:26Speaker 2: Star thing and I was like, I gotta go mamb
- 11:28Speaker 2: hung up the phone.
- 11:29Speaker 1: My first thought.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Those two walked away thinking I was gay cool, whatever, man,
- 11:34Speaker 2: do what you want type of mentality.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Right, it's if you're a Tier one, obviously we'll have
- 11:38Speaker 3: the clip to have fun with. But if you're a
- 11:39Speaker 3: Tier one and you're listening to the pod right now,
- 11:41Speaker 3: everybody kind of knows the inside joke. We get to
- 11:42Speaker 3: play into the inside joke. But yeah, it was it
- 11:46Speaker 3: was awesome though. Bro, it was a It was a
- 11:47Speaker 3: great time and they fucked with the bus. They said
- 11:49Speaker 3: this was like their favorite studio that they've been on. Well,
- 11:51Speaker 3: it's a cool studio. It's a very unique studio. And
- 11:53Speaker 3: they're like, whenever you guys get out to LA, we'll
- 11:54Speaker 3: have you guys on the pod too.
- 11:55Speaker 1: We gotta go to LA.
- 11:57Speaker 3: And they were awesome. Man, I wish we could have
- 11:58Speaker 3: went to their live show. They're torn around doing their
- 12:00Speaker 3: podcast live show Santino Does Went.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Was it awesome?
- 12:06Speaker 7: So from us being on spring tour for six weeks,
- 12:09Speaker 7: it was, uh, we got a lot of good notes
- 12:12Speaker 7: from their live show. But they did about an hour
- 12:14Speaker 7: of stand up between three of them, and then they
- 12:16Speaker 7: did one hour of the full live show and man,
- 12:20Speaker 7: they are dialed in.
- 12:21Speaker 4: They did a really good.
- 12:22Speaker 7: Job of just segments and always like never leaving dead space.
- 12:27Speaker 7: Hats off to them and like the whole production team,
- 12:29Speaker 7: and they were super nice to us. They had us
- 12:31Speaker 7: back after the show and we were hanging with them
- 12:33Speaker 7: all around four point five on the show.
- 12:35Speaker 2: A nice do you have any how, was how did
- 12:39Speaker 2: their live show compared to our live show? Look, you know,
- 12:42Speaker 2: oh that's all I need to hear.
- 12:44Speaker 3: Time out of, time out, time out before Let's give
- 12:45Speaker 3: some context here. Taylor and I are we are not
- 12:47Speaker 3: professional comedians.
- 12:48Speaker 1: But we're working forward.
- 12:49Speaker 3: Watching you're obviously thinking it's so hilarious and like all
- 12:52Speaker 3: the boys got a lot of work to do.
- 12:53Speaker 1: We do. It's not like we we go full bore
- 12:55Speaker 1: in on.
- 12:56Speaker 3: I mean sometimes we try to just be funny, but
- 12:59Speaker 3: we're not like professional comedian like they're in a different league.
- 13:01Speaker 7: The best way I can describe it is we are
- 13:03Speaker 7: triple A ball right now and they're the big leagues.
- 13:06Speaker 4: And that's not a disrespect.
- 13:07Speaker 2: I would almost put a double A yeah, yeah, one
- 13:11Speaker 2: single who knows, but yeah, but there's also.
- 13:14Speaker 1: A couple of boys injecting in her ass.
- 13:16Speaker 7: There's a couple of cats, though, a couple of cats
- 13:18Speaker 7: in double A, triple A ball that have a lot
- 13:20Speaker 7: of promise and then are gonna make it up to
- 13:22Speaker 7: that big league one day.
- 13:23Speaker 1: And that's us.
- 13:24Speaker 7: Oh, we have the potential, but when you go and
- 13:27Speaker 7: you watch a professional league game, you realize that there's
- 13:31Speaker 7: some more more factors that play, and they've been around
- 13:34Speaker 7: the league for a little bit longer. So we have,
- 13:37Speaker 7: Like I said, me and Garrett took some notes like
- 13:39Speaker 7: we've got some work to do, but I think our
- 13:41Speaker 7: shows are gonna make it to that level.
- 13:44Speaker 3: The thing is that the fans get out of their
- 13:48Speaker 3: show is that they get to watch them both do
- 13:50Speaker 3: stand up before they do the podcast, like I can't
- 13:54Speaker 3: you know, I don't know if you're gonna watch it,
- 13:55Speaker 3: but you should definitely. I know we do our interest
- 13:57Speaker 3: about thirty or forty minutes skip and watch the interview segment,
- 14:00Speaker 3: like the way they are, Like it was like a
- 14:02Speaker 3: bad friend's podcast.
- 14:03Speaker 1: I was just sitting here. Yeah, did you feel that way? Yeah?
- 14:06Speaker 7: I mean there would be times where they would just
- 14:08Speaker 7: be riffing back and forth.
- 14:09Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't say a word.
- 14:11Speaker 7: Or there'd be times where you and Andrew would be talking
- 14:13Speaker 7: about sports and Bobby Lee would literally be asleep in
- 14:16Speaker 7: his chair.
- 14:17Speaker 3: Yeah, he would just act like he's just dozing off,
- 14:19Speaker 3: pretending to be asleep because with sports meth mind, dude,
- 14:22Speaker 3: sometimes they said to take naps for no reason.
- 14:24Speaker 9: Dude.
- 14:24Speaker 2: I can't wait a bad rap. They get a bad
- 14:26Speaker 2: rap for being being lazy. Now, dude, they're just recharging
- 14:28Speaker 2: the batteries.
- 14:29Speaker 3: I can't wait for you to be a part of
- 14:30Speaker 3: the next time because I feel like you and Bobby
- 14:32Speaker 3: Lee would have a fundny.
- 14:33Speaker 1: You know.
- 14:34Speaker 2: I think it's an interesting dynamic. I'm putting myself in
- 14:37Speaker 2: your shoes, sitting with two individuals that know each other
- 14:40Speaker 2: so well that are chirping, and I don't know what
- 14:42Speaker 2: you would think, but I would partially think, man, maybe
- 14:44Speaker 2: I should chirp too, But then it's like, well, I
- 14:45Speaker 2: don't really know them like that.
- 14:46Speaker 1: They don't know me like that, So where is my line?
- 14:49Speaker 1: Your line is gonna be way different than their line.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was in your sitting there. You just
- 14:53Speaker 3: they're so funny. And again they obviously chirped the line
- 14:56Speaker 3: with each other. Yeah, with the ginger and the Asian
- 14:58Speaker 3: stuff and everything else.
- 14:59Speaker 1: And you're like, I tell that. I know, like Bobby
- 15:01Speaker 1: Lee farta one time.
- 15:02Speaker 3: I try to get out all smells like sweet and sour,
- 15:03Speaker 3: but they're they're just fucking going back and forth.
- 15:05Speaker 1: I want to hear it.
- 15:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't know. Yeah, maybe people
- 15:08Speaker 2: can catch that though, and maybe people you can.
- 15:10Speaker 1: See it just here. There's two parts. Bobby Lee did
- 15:12Speaker 1: it was the second part.
- 15:13Speaker 2: The thing that I think we need to realize with
- 15:15Speaker 2: those people is like just try. Yeah, it looks stupid,
- 15:17Speaker 2: it's okay because we're not committing. We're not we don't
- 15:20Speaker 2: know what we're doing up here. That made me how
- 15:23Speaker 2: to go. I think it was olid. Everyone was like, hello,
- 15:27Speaker 2: so he just went south far?
- 15:28Speaker 1: Was it? No, that's a team America, But yeah, the
- 15:31Speaker 1: same creative right right?
- 15:32Speaker 2: That was stupid, dude, But what a fucking that seemed
- 15:35Speaker 2: like an awesome fucking time dude, it's.
- 15:37Speaker 1: An awesome time.
- 15:38Speaker 2: And literally, while we're having this conversation, I'm thinking to myself,
- 15:40Speaker 2: we're doing a whole podcast today, just the two of us. Really,
- 15:42Speaker 2: we're doing an intro right now, right, it comes out tomorrow.
- 15:44Speaker 3: Hey, any bad Friends listeners has came to check out
- 15:46Speaker 3: this pod. Welcome to Busting with the Boys. You fucking
- 15:48Speaker 3: love it here as well? Ye need some locker room
- 15:50Speaker 3: talk vibes? Yeah, yeah, we are good vibes. We're all
- 15:52Speaker 3: we're you know, we're up and down. Yeah, oh no,
- 15:55Speaker 3: we argue. We have great banter. We argue back and forth.
- 15:57Speaker 3: Vibes are high. We champions.
- 15:58Speaker 1: You gotta argue sometimes.
- 16:00Speaker 3: Welcome, make sure your subscribe, leave comments. But we're here
- 16:03Speaker 3: for the We're here for the good time.
- 16:04Speaker 2: Rough Seas never made a skilled sailor, so it's good
- 16:06Speaker 2: that we're in rough seas or calm Seas.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Never made a skilled sailor. So that's like you.
- 16:11Speaker 2: That's when we you know, when we get after the
- 16:13Speaker 2: two of us, like a little fight we had that
- 16:14Speaker 2: one time, which fight, the one we're the little pushing
- 16:17Speaker 2: match where I choked you and you bodied me, trying
- 16:19Speaker 2: to take advantage.
- 16:20Speaker 1: But look we argue quite a bit.
- 16:23Speaker 3: You we I feel like we'd like to be right
- 16:26Speaker 3: and if we kind of disagree with are in and
- 16:27Speaker 3: out of five guys, it's a prime example.
- 16:29Speaker 2: I would say, yeah, but that's it's just a story,
- 16:33Speaker 2: an argument as old as time itself.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Fair. But I think you and I, you and I argue.
- 16:38Speaker 2: More on this podcast than we do in real life,
- 16:40Speaker 2: because when when we argue in real life, we literally
- 16:43Speaker 2: sit there and take the time to like figure out
- 16:45Speaker 2: each other, is like what both of our perspectives are,
- 16:47Speaker 2: and then actually figured it out.
- 16:48Speaker 1: I think we argue more outside the pod. Do you
- 16:49Speaker 1: think so? Yeah?
- 16:51Speaker 2: Nah, yeah, fuck yourself, dude. I'm just trying to disagree
- 16:56Speaker 2: and start that way. No, I think we dude, Fuck
- 16:58Speaker 2: you dude. But yeah, it seems like an awesome time.
- 17:00Speaker 2: You were talking about dynamic duos, and when you said that,
- 17:02Speaker 2: I started thinking ones in my head. I think Brian
- 17:05Speaker 2: Callen and christ Leah with each other and they were
- 17:10Speaker 2: traveling when they were torn around with also theovonov but
- 17:14Speaker 2: Theovon and Crystal Leia also have a great You want
- 17:18Speaker 2: to know.
- 17:18Speaker 1: What's sneaky, dude?
- 17:19Speaker 3: I feel like because I watched the pod since that's
- 17:22Speaker 3: where well that's when the beats officially kicked off. But
- 17:26Speaker 3: Theovonne and Caleb Presley I think have a very good dynamic.
- 17:31Speaker 1: Yeah, very good, very funny individuals. They should look at.
- 17:33Speaker 2: Look he doing a pod together like legitimately, but you
- 17:37Speaker 2: know Caleb, you don't know, he's just kind of Caleb
- 17:39Speaker 2: is truly a mercenary.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Yeah, but it kind of does what he wants. Lakes
- 17:42Speaker 1: with THEO.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Yeah, he clicks with like Theo's is like they're they're
- 17:45Speaker 3: boys and you can tell they have like a similar
- 17:46Speaker 3: sense of humor. But yeah, outside of those dynamics, I
- 17:50Speaker 3: know Bobby Lee and THEO also have a good one.
- 17:52Speaker 3: But Bobby and Santino Bro I can't wait for everybody
- 17:55Speaker 3: to listen to pod.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a fucking awesome time. I think
- 17:58Speaker 1: I'm gonna add theirs to the to the old liar.
- 18:00Speaker 3: I've seen their clips like you on my Tier three,
- 18:02Speaker 3: but I think I might just listen to their ship
- 18:03Speaker 3: weekly a.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Couple of times. Yeah, I give them a couple Yeah,
- 18:06Speaker 1: give a couple of goals. You see what happens.
- 18:08Speaker 2: Because those podcasts, it's an anything like congratulations, It's like
- 18:12Speaker 2: there's gonna be times where you're laughing real hard and
- 18:13Speaker 2: then other times you're kind of like waiting for them
- 18:15Speaker 2: to figure out where they're at, because I feel like
- 18:17Speaker 2: comedians just work on their bits on the podcast and
- 18:20Speaker 2: kind of try to feel it all out, which is
- 18:22Speaker 2: exciting to see. I also want to go back to
- 18:24Speaker 2: the live show thing. The live shows are over, but
- 18:27Speaker 2: I do believe that Will and I got better each week.
- 18:30Speaker 2: I think Colorado was our best, our best one. Yeah,
- 18:33Speaker 2: and Phil free Jack you can interjected that you got
- 18:35Speaker 2: the mike, Mitch, you got a mic. If you guys
- 18:37Speaker 2: feel any any differently, I thought Colorado went really well. Yeah,
- 18:40Speaker 2: it did go well perfect, Well I need to hear
- 18:43Speaker 2: that's fucking that. No, and now we'll hit you in
- 18:46Speaker 2: the podcast.
- 18:47Speaker 1: Colorado was good. I love I loved all of them.
- 18:49Speaker 1: We started talking about last week.
- 18:51Speaker 3: We felt like the best party time are the best,
- 18:52Speaker 3: like night out and overall a show was Texas Austin, Texas.
- 18:58Speaker 1: Yeah, Texas.
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- 20:58Speaker 2: Oh well, I heard you guys had that conversation a lot.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Actually that brought up something I want to Hey, Garrett,
- 21:04Speaker 2: I want to thank you for getting on will about
- 21:07Speaker 2: bodying me on a podcast that I wasn't on. So
- 21:11Speaker 2: those first thirty minutes, brother, you're open season on a
- 21:15Speaker 2: la wan.
- 21:16Speaker 1: We took an L, but we weren't gonna take an
- 21:17Speaker 1: L without you.
- 21:18Speaker 2: I fucking appreciate that. And listen, the game was on me,
- 21:21Speaker 2: the game. The game was on me.
- 21:22Speaker 1: You guys did everything right, you you two.
- 21:25Speaker 2: If I got fired as a head coach, I would
- 21:27Speaker 2: hope to God that team would retain you guys for
- 21:29Speaker 2: how well you guys did and showed.
- 21:31Speaker 1: The progress we would have left. Yeah, yeah, fair enough.
- 21:34Speaker 4: And like we said before, we win as a team,
- 21:36Speaker 4: we lose as a team.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, And it's on it's on coaching. That being said,
- 21:40Speaker 2: our boys didn't want to play, No, not at all.
- 21:42Speaker 2: You know, it's on coaching. It's our boys didn't want
- 21:45Speaker 2: to be there. Dude was there. They were thinking about
- 21:47Speaker 2: mill Avenue. You know, the tight end he scores, He
- 21:51Speaker 2: takes my watch. I hand him the watch, he puts
- 21:52Speaker 2: it on. I got will Compton's house.
- 21:54Speaker 1: On my wrist.
- 21:55Speaker 2: The downfall the watch, watch, the watch was the downfall.
- 21:58Speaker 1: You know, play well. I got nervous when they asked
- 22:01Speaker 1: us to that.
- 22:01Speaker 2: We wanted to talk to him because I knew you
- 22:03Speaker 2: were gonna you have you have a what is it
- 22:07Speaker 2: you have experience?
- 22:08Speaker 1: When it comes to playing a coach.
- 22:09Speaker 2: You've done Mike Brabil a couple of times, so I
- 22:11Speaker 2: knew Wills that come with some heat. I thought, I
- 22:13Speaker 2: just got to go eight mile, body bag this motherfucker
- 22:15Speaker 2: and try to get out. I didn't really have a
- 22:17Speaker 2: whole lot and a lot of experience doing that pre
- 22:20Speaker 2: game speeches, and obviously it bled into It was a
- 22:23Speaker 2: fun game, It was enjoyable, but I do think our
- 22:26Speaker 2: boys weren't there to play.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Our boys were there to get through the day.
- 22:28Speaker 3: Absolutely wild to say this is Will Compton's fucking household.
- 22:31Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Yeah, isn't that wild? Crazy? Hitting with
- 22:34Speaker 1: one of those right there, that little piece right there,
- 22:36Speaker 1: Will Compton, that fucking Maroon team, this is this is now.
- 22:40Speaker 2: You didn't catch it, but I'd say I didn't make
- 22:41Speaker 2: these in Maroon. I thought that was a nice one too.
- 22:44Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, but a lot of ship, dude. It
- 22:46Speaker 2: was a great It was a great time. Arizona was awesome.
- 22:48Speaker 2: But before that, boys, I mean the vlog, the vlog
- 22:51Speaker 2: of Vegas is officially out.
- 22:53Speaker 1: This comes out Tuesday.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Obviously, it comes out, uh comes out tonight, which is Monday,
- 22:58Speaker 2: which are we talking about?
- 23:00Speaker 1: Me?
- 23:00Speaker 2: Absolutely putting the ski mask over my head and taking
- 23:02Speaker 2: down Vegas for everything it's worth.
- 23:04Speaker 5: Right now, things are going well to quite well, too well.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Things are too good right now.
- 23:11Speaker 2: You can tell there's a massive drop off about that
- 23:13Speaker 2: happen eventually, and so your boys will be back out
- 23:16Speaker 2: there May twenty fourth. We're gonna fly some fan out
- 23:19Speaker 2: of Bust with the Boys. A fan of Bust with
- 23:21Speaker 2: the Boys is gonna be able to come and gamble
- 23:23Speaker 2: with me and Dana in that private room. I believe
- 23:26Speaker 2: from what I saw on Dana's comments on his post,
- 23:30Speaker 2: is that he is going to spot the individual. So literally,
- 23:33Speaker 2: you're playing with house money. We're talking about big time
- 23:35Speaker 2: fucking dollar bills. Go and get what's yours with me, Dana.
- 23:39Speaker 2: We will have some sort of thing how you can enter,
- 23:43Speaker 2: whether it's subscribing to the podcast or you know, following
- 23:45Speaker 2: Power Slap. Then that evening after we were done with
- 23:49Speaker 2: gambling or before that, we will be at the Power
- 23:51Speaker 2: Slap event. Those of you who think Parwa slops, I
- 23:54Speaker 2: see the comments all power slops on a real sport.
- 23:56Speaker 2: It is fucking entertaining any way you want to slice it. Dude,
- 23:59Speaker 2: watching a gentlemen hold a stick behind his back and
- 24:02Speaker 2: get absolutely slumped. That's fucking TV, boys and girls. That's
- 24:05Speaker 2: reality TV at its finest. It is doing numbers like crazy.
- 24:09Speaker 2: If you guys want to be haters on it, go
- 24:10Speaker 2: ahead and be haters on it.
- 24:11Speaker 1: But we have an.
- 24:12Speaker 2: Absolutely once in a lifetime situation coming up that I
- 24:14Speaker 2: hope one of you, uh help all of you get
- 24:18Speaker 2: into it, and weird to choose one of you to
- 24:20Speaker 2: have truly this amazing experience.
- 24:21Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. But we say he's spotting.
- 24:24Speaker 2: From what I saw JP and I were talking about
- 24:26Speaker 2: before the podcast, sounds.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Like I need to figure out how I can get
- 24:28Speaker 1: in here.
- 24:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking about, bro, how do I get
- 24:30Speaker 2: one of the boys in like that? I think you
- 24:32Speaker 2: need to try it one time.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do with Dana's spotting brother, Like, there's just
- 24:36Speaker 3: no there's no way, Like you've won a couple of
- 24:40Speaker 3: times down, I'm like, fuck man, if I can just
- 24:42Speaker 3: get in on that same kind of hand and shit
- 24:44Speaker 3: like that, it's been.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Because it just doesn't always go that way. I went down.
- 24:49Speaker 3: If I'm ever down and pens of thousands of dollars,
- 24:52Speaker 3: I'm fucking sick.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Yeah, brother, but there is. I'll tell you what.
- 24:56Speaker 2: Here's the positive about what happened in Vegas is I
- 25:00Speaker 2: got down fifty thousand in a hurry. Fifty thousand dollars.
- 25:04Speaker 1: You're being in my head.
- 25:05Speaker 2: I looked at it. I looked at Dana, and I go, Dana,
- 25:07Speaker 2: then what's going on? He goes give him thirty and
- 25:10Speaker 2: he bet thirty. We I guess I ended up betting
- 25:12Speaker 2: thirty and we end up winning. I get thirty. I
- 25:15Speaker 2: put two hands down of the I get thirty. Data's
- 25:17Speaker 2: like you wanted thirty right then the greed hits and
- 25:20Speaker 2: I'm like, let's do one more. Let's try to get sixty.
- 25:23Speaker 1: It ended too quick. Yeah, he puts two.
- 25:25Speaker 2: The whole video, it's three minutes and forty six seconds.
- 25:28Speaker 2: That's how long I was gambling for. Isn't that fucking wild?
- 25:33Speaker 2: He puts down two hands fifteen thousand dollars each because
- 25:36Speaker 2: my max is like twenty or whatever. So they had it.
- 25:38Speaker 2: We had to split in two different hands, and I
- 25:40Speaker 2: end up winning that get the sixty shit Dana's hand.
- 25:43Speaker 2: He was about to get on a flight to go
- 25:44Speaker 2: to Kansas City because the flight was at UFC was
- 25:46Speaker 2: in Kansas City.
- 25:47Speaker 1: We go upstairs. The boys are hype.
- 25:48Speaker 2: I got the money stacked on the table in that
- 25:50Speaker 2: beautiful suite that Red Rocks hooked us up with. We've
- 25:53Speaker 2: crack open a bottle of claza Azul. The boys dummy
- 25:56Speaker 2: that bottle in ten minutes, which is almost three times
- 26:00Speaker 2: the amount of time I was gambling.
- 26:02Speaker 1: We literally we go back downstairs.
- 26:04Speaker 2: I tell him, hey, and this was not filmed, but
- 26:06Speaker 2: this is the thing that, like, I woke up next morning,
- 26:09Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I can't understand how dangerous
- 26:11Speaker 2: this can get. We go downstairs. The boys are kind
- 26:14Speaker 2: of uh playing. The waitress is just on us, dude,
- 26:20Speaker 2: giving us shots back and forth. The boys are drinking full, big,
- 26:23Speaker 2: like double shots of tequila. Clause I was a little
- 26:25Speaker 2: still and we're smacking. I'm having a great fucking time.
- 26:28Speaker 2: JP goes and plays what does he play?
- 26:30Speaker 8: The the uh like the like the digital Roulette.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:34Speaker 2: JP's playing digital Roulette by himself, and it's just it's me, Mitch,
- 26:38Speaker 2: Jack and Garrett sitting at the table. JP comes back,
- 26:41Speaker 2: and the way he explains it is like, well he's
- 26:42Speaker 2: not looking at the same human beings anymore. We're ship
- 26:44Speaker 2: they drunk at this point, dude, but it is no
- 26:47Speaker 2: longer like the same human beings he walked into the
- 26:49Speaker 2: casino with. We get yeah, We get yeah. So I
- 26:53Speaker 2: take out a couple thousand dollars. I'm playing with house money.
- 26:55Speaker 2: I'm feeling pretty good about it. But every once in
- 26:57Speaker 2: a while, and I hope I love to hear your
- 27:00Speaker 2: perspective on the stew but everyone's want to be like, hey, boys,
- 27:02Speaker 2: take your money off the table. And I would go
- 27:04Speaker 2: toes and I have like a thousand dollars and I
- 27:05Speaker 2: would just boom boom, boom boom, win three four hands,
- 27:08Speaker 2: get up ten thousand, put it back, and I would
- 27:10Speaker 2: go back to playing one hundred dollars hands now. But
- 27:13Speaker 2: you guys will have a chance of speaking a second.
- 27:15Speaker 2: The last the ending of the night, I have, like
- 27:18Speaker 2: I don't know what was it, a couple thousand bucks,
- 27:21Speaker 2: and I end up just fucking winning and winning and
- 27:24Speaker 2: winning to the point and I'm drunk and I'm looking
- 27:28Speaker 2: at these They hand me three chips, and I'm looking
- 27:30Speaker 2: at these chips. I'm like looking at it as if
- 27:32Speaker 2: like I'm an eighty year old man trying to see
- 27:34Speaker 2: what number it is, and the guy looks at me
- 27:35Speaker 2: and touches my shoulder, goes, sir, that's those are twenty
- 27:37Speaker 2: five thousand dollar chips. I want another seventy five thousand dollars.
- 27:41Speaker 2: So I won what was that one hundred and thirty
- 27:44Speaker 2: five thousand in that night, and it's just it's fucking crazy.
- 27:49Speaker 2: I end up going to sleep. I wake up the
- 27:50Speaker 2: next morning, I have all this money and everything feels good.
- 27:52Speaker 2: But at the same time, I'm thinking, man, this is
- 27:54Speaker 2: how they get you. You gotta be smarter. It obviously
- 27:57Speaker 2: worked out, but fuck, that could have been Hey, crazy
- 28:01Speaker 2: negative deal.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Oh where's your gambling career going from here?
- 28:04Speaker 2: It's I've scared myself straight a little bit, like I'm
- 28:07Speaker 2: I will go. I'm gonna go with Danta and ride
- 28:10Speaker 2: this as long as I can. On film, we won
- 28:12Speaker 2: forty that night, the second night, the first time we went,
- 28:15Speaker 2: when you were there, we won forty that night, forty
- 28:17Speaker 2: the second night, but only forty was filmed, and then sixty.
- 28:20Speaker 2: So I'm up one hundred being filmed right now, one
- 28:24Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars.
- 28:26Speaker 1: You're up overall. Overall, I'm over I'm over two hundred
- 28:29Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Up right now, and that this feeling now to me
- 28:33Speaker 2: is more scared than excited, Like.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, let's bag, let's reel that in.
- 28:38Speaker 1: Let's talk about that.
- 28:39Speaker 2: Here the reason why I am over two hundred thousand
- 28:42Speaker 2: dollars and I'm scared.
- 28:43Speaker 1: I don't have to go back. But Dana calls me.
- 28:47Speaker 2: Then it's like, brother, we're scared now, and it calls me.
- 28:49Speaker 2: It's like, brother, we got to see how long you
- 28:51Speaker 2: can keep this going. And I'm like, there's gonna be
- 28:54Speaker 2: a time where I'm gonna I'm I'm eventually I'm going
- 28:55Speaker 2: to lose two under grand. Now here's the positive. If
- 28:57Speaker 2: I lose two under grand this next time we go
- 28:59Speaker 2: even even that's what I'm saying, you can almost like
- 29:01Speaker 2: we're truly Yeah, we're playing cushion right now. I did
- 29:04Speaker 2: see a cool fucking video of uh Steve will do
- 29:06Speaker 2: it game. We get a nice tub in that same room,
- 29:09Speaker 2: and I called my dude, I said him a voice
- 29:11Speaker 2: text Joe from Red Rocks. I was like, hey, brother,
- 29:12Speaker 2: I don't want a cold tub when I'm gambling, but
- 29:14Speaker 2: I would love a cold tub in my room next time.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Gets me back? Anything for you, Miss whole one, like
- 29:19Speaker 1: they're gouldna give me, brother, They're gonna get me.
- 29:22Speaker 2: It's scary, but whatever you need, I love to hear.
- 29:24Speaker 2: Like your guys perspective on that night. That was a
- 29:26Speaker 2: fucking wild night.
- 29:27Speaker 8: The uh the second time when you got up to
- 29:31Speaker 8: seventy five thousand. Yeah, I like, I don't know if
- 29:34Speaker 8: you want to get into it, but I remember you
- 29:35Speaker 8: were kind of bummed out that you won that much
- 29:37Speaker 8: because you actually ended up losing something as well. I
- 29:41Speaker 8: don't know if you want to get into that.
- 29:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if dude, so I did.
- 29:45Speaker 2: There's a lot of gray area with me and Jack
- 29:47Speaker 2: right now because I said, if I want a million.
- 29:50Speaker 1: I know, I have a video. I have no I
- 29:51Speaker 1: have a video. I have a video of it.
- 29:53Speaker 8: Like it's like five minutes long of the entire interaction
- 29:56Speaker 8: and it is absolutely hilarious.
- 29:57Speaker 2: Dude, I go if I went over, I ended up
- 30:00Speaker 2: being if I went over one hundred thousand dollars, I'd
- 30:02Speaker 2: get Jack a Rolex.
- 30:03Speaker 7: Oh, I did not propose this bed Taylor, just out
- 30:07Speaker 7: of the I'm a giver, bro.
- 30:09Speaker 4: If I went a hundred k, goes, I'm buying you
- 30:10Speaker 4: a Rolex.
- 30:11Speaker 8: No, I don't know if that's I think you went,
- 30:13Speaker 8: you know, if you went over a hundre k Taylor,
- 30:15Speaker 8: Can I get this?
- 30:16Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 30:16Speaker 7: No, okay one Mitch, you weren't even there when this happened,
- 30:21Speaker 7: so you're just live video. Yes, this was before we
- 30:24Speaker 7: even started gambling earlier in the day on film, I
- 30:29Speaker 7: have it.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I have that.
- 30:30Speaker 4: Seems like yeah, something like it, no earlier before.
- 30:33Speaker 1: It could be wrong, I could be wrong.
- 30:35Speaker 4: We were in gambling. Taylor was riding if I win
- 30:38Speaker 4: a hunter k.
- 30:39Speaker 7: It was when we were in the airport going from
- 30:42Speaker 7: Denver to Vegas.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Yep.
- 30:44Speaker 7: It was like, if I win one hundred kgos, I'm
- 30:45Speaker 7: gonna get you a Rolex. And at that point we're like,
- 30:48Speaker 7: you know, we're just having fun. But then then it
- 30:51Speaker 7: became a reality when it when it was me, Taylor,
- 30:53Speaker 7: Mitch and Garrett. We get close to that mark and
- 30:57Speaker 7: I think you were like ninety eight thousand year up
- 31:00Speaker 7: and then it sets it.
- 31:01Speaker 4: Everyone's like, hey.
- 31:02Speaker 1: That's what it was. You may have reminded him that, yeah, yeah,
- 31:06Speaker 1: and then remember that ship.
- 31:07Speaker 7: Then Taylor intentionally puts in a couple of hands. I
- 31:12Speaker 7: was like, you have to bet one more hand at
- 31:13Speaker 7: least because at ninety eight thousand he was like I'm done.
- 31:17Speaker 4: He's like, I'm below one hundred k. You're not getting
- 31:19Speaker 4: the roll up and I'm like, I'm just.
- 31:22Speaker 3: You make one hundred and ten by the road now,
- 31:24Speaker 3: Yet the.
- 31:26Speaker 4: Hands screaming, I'm like, no, like you have to fucking bet.
- 31:31Speaker 4: I'm like, April, tell them he has to.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Bet and they're like, yeah, you can bet.
- 31:35Speaker 2: You could not pay. They were They were amazing, dude.
- 31:37Speaker 2: Red Rocks is truly April all time.
- 31:39Speaker 4: But so he ends up going over.
- 31:41Speaker 7: I think you're like one hundred and two or something,
- 31:43Speaker 7: and yeah, like I'm gonna bet one more last one
- 31:45Speaker 7: to try and go under, and for some reason I
- 31:48Speaker 7: can't remember the.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Hand, but you end up winning like twelve K on
- 31:51Speaker 4: his hands.
- 31:52Speaker 1: I had a double double.
- 31:54Speaker 4: And you couldn't lose. And You're like, I've never been
- 31:56Speaker 4: more upset winning money in my life.
- 31:58Speaker 1: Yeah, hote so always hot.
- 32:01Speaker 2: You bought Jackie Role, No, I need to buy I
- 32:03Speaker 2: need to buy jack Rollan. I'm holding his as collateral
- 32:06Speaker 2: right now, holding my watches collateral. We should make a
- 32:10Speaker 2: blog out of that.
- 32:12Speaker 4: I would love that.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Go to the store, let you pick one out under
- 32:16Speaker 2: a certain price, get one of those stainless steel ones.
- 32:21Speaker 2: It'll be your Rolex. Brother, it'll be I do owe
- 32:24Speaker 2: you rollucks. I will pay it for rollocks. I'm done
- 32:26Speaker 2: doing a but but I feel like I can't just
- 32:29Speaker 2: get you one.
- 32:30Speaker 1: I have to fucking get the boy something too, Brother,
- 32:33Speaker 1: I don't need a Rolex.
- 32:34Speaker 3: Taylor's first So Taylor's first time going when we were
- 32:38Speaker 3: all there in Vegas.
- 32:38Speaker 1: For the Oh, brother, you're such a cock for telling
- 32:40Speaker 1: this story right now, Taylor, I forget what the number was.
- 32:43Speaker 1: It might have been. I don't know what it was.
- 32:45Speaker 1: I said, if I went fifty, yeah, I knew fifty that.
- 32:48Speaker 3: Yeah, sho end up getting over fifty for the second night. Yeah,
- 32:50Speaker 3: because I don't know if it ever came back up.
- 32:53Speaker 3: But Taylor's like, if I went over fifty, I'm getting
- 32:55Speaker 3: all the boys. There's some kind of watch.
- 32:56Speaker 1: No.
- 32:57Speaker 2: I said, I'm gonna get the boys something nice or
- 32:58Speaker 2: at least give them cash or something like that. Yeah,
- 33:01Speaker 2: but there's a talk. Yeah, there's some certain we were talking.
- 33:04Speaker 2: We were talking in Vegas because we were sitting at
- 33:05Speaker 2: the table. We were playing Ac Doucy with Marcus and
- 33:07Speaker 2: Ben and all them and uh saying if I went
- 33:11Speaker 2: over fifty, I got I gotta do something for the boys.
- 33:14Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, that's nice of you, Taylor, and
- 33:15Speaker 2: he goes, but what about me.
- 33:17Speaker 1: Yeah, died up winning it. But I did get.
- 33:19Speaker 2: I got, I got the boys, I get the boys cash,
- 33:21Speaker 2: I get We went upstairs slap down five k for
- 33:24Speaker 2: the boy. So this is for you guys. Go crazy,
- 33:26Speaker 2: go crazy, do your thing, I think, bro. And here's
- 33:30Speaker 2: another thing that's crazy about Vegas is that night when
- 33:33Speaker 2: we were all drinking, nobody lost on every every single
- 33:37Speaker 2: person at that table won money. And there's a couple
- 33:39Speaker 2: of times Mitch was on his last couple of pennies.
- 33:42Speaker 2: I take one hundred, put it over there, and all
- 33:43Speaker 2: of a sudden he'd go boo boom and be up
- 33:44Speaker 2: five hundred.
- 33:46Speaker 1: It was just it was it was inexperience Vegas to
- 33:49Speaker 1: its knees. Dude. I was asking questions the entire time.
- 33:52Speaker 1: I had no idea what it was the first time
- 33:54Speaker 1: playing blackjack.
- 33:55Speaker 8: But like Kevin was helping me out to obviously Taylor,
- 33:57Speaker 8: and like Garrett was helping me out as well.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Jack was it was like the team effort.
- 34:01Speaker 8: April was helping me out, Like I had no idea
- 34:03Speaker 8: what I was doing, and like the more and more
- 34:05Speaker 8: drunk I got, it just kind of didn't help it all.
- 34:07Speaker 8: And I was like I got more confidence. I was like, all,
- 34:09Speaker 8: I'm gonna do this instead. Yeah, it burned me sometimes
- 34:12Speaker 8: but also helped me out sometimes.
- 34:13Speaker 2: There was a couple of times Mitch had like fifteen
- 34:15Speaker 2: and the dealer was showing like an eight, and I go, Mitch,
- 34:17Speaker 2: you're gonna bust, but you got to hit.
- 34:20Speaker 1: So he'd hit, he'd.
- 34:21Speaker 2: Bust, I'd win, and the dealer would bust or something
- 34:24Speaker 2: would happen.
- 34:25Speaker 4: The theme of the night or the saying was just
- 34:27Speaker 4: for the greater good, for the.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Greater good, dude.
- 34:29Speaker 2: It was like, if you're thinking about a vibe like
- 34:32Speaker 2: an uh a Vegas experience that truly was like maybe
- 34:37Speaker 2: the greatest Vegas experience I've ever had. It was a
- 34:40Speaker 2: lot of boxes, A lot of boxes, dude, A lot
- 34:42Speaker 2: of fucking boxes.
- 34:43Speaker 1: It was. It was awesome, But.
- 34:45Speaker 2: I really do think maybe not this year, maybe not
- 34:48Speaker 2: next year, but you gotta do it once.
- 34:52Speaker 1: In what capacity.
- 34:53Speaker 3: I mean, we could take it and then just fucking
- 34:54Speaker 3: I'll dumb it down to like a different world.
- 34:57Speaker 1: You can do attept and audiands. I mean.
- 35:04Speaker 2: And try to win four Yeah, I mean we should
- 35:07Speaker 2: do that. I mean we should absolutely do that. It's
- 35:09Speaker 2: a wild fucking deal. It's a wild deal. Well let's
- 35:13Speaker 2: talk about it. What other boxes can you check? I
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- 36:22Speaker 1: We're here, We're here. Yeah, yeah, I was like saying that. Now.
- 36:25Speaker 7: Will have you seen all the chaos going on in
- 36:29Speaker 7: Colorado right now?
- 36:31Speaker 3: No, what's the case? How the hell they sold a
- 36:33Speaker 3: lot of tickets for the spring game.
- 36:34Speaker 4: Well, no, they had a huge sellout for their spring game.
- 36:36Speaker 7: But in the last week, this is how many players
- 36:41Speaker 7: have either entered the transfer portal or de committed from Colorado.
- 36:45Speaker 7: From Colorado since the spring game this past weekend.
- 36:49Speaker 1: I wonder, why is there anything that Dion said.
- 36:51Speaker 4: I've been looking around. I haven't seen anything.
- 36:53Speaker 7: There's nothing like coming outside of the organization that's like
- 36:56Speaker 7: pointing towards this. But when you have this many big
- 37:00Speaker 7: leave or de commit it feels like something might be
- 37:05Speaker 7: going on.
- 37:05Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe those guys aren't louis big news.
- 37:08Speaker 4: For Nebraska coming up in the in the fall.
- 37:11Speaker 3: You know, maybe I think I wish they had a
- 37:13Speaker 3: loaded team because we're still gonna whoop that ass in
- 37:15Speaker 3: week two.
- 37:16Speaker 1: But that's how I feel. That's what I feel.
- 37:18Speaker 2: A Lawan tweet the other day, Yeah, it was that picture.
- 37:22Speaker 2: He says, love y'all to life.
- 37:24Speaker 1: Do what no hit?
- 37:25Speaker 2: A law Wan tweet it said, love y'all to life,
- 37:29Speaker 2: that are four life. It was nice to see what
- 37:32Speaker 2: goes on. What goes also happened, Yeah, what goes on
- 37:35Speaker 2: in your guys' brains When you guys do stuff like that,
- 37:37Speaker 2: you just know what you're trying to say and you
- 37:39Speaker 2: kind of just tweet it out real fast and then
- 37:42Speaker 2: you know, you look at it or you get a
- 37:43Speaker 2: text from you and it's like, brother, it's this, not this,
- 37:47Speaker 2: And I'm like, uh, the worst feeling.
- 37:49Speaker 1: You know. I do want to correct. I never come
- 37:51Speaker 1: as you like that straight and narrow.
- 37:53Speaker 2: No, no, no, you do. But it's not it's it's not
- 37:55Speaker 2: like a negative thing. Yeah, like if I if you are,
- 37:59Speaker 2: if you were.
- 38:00Speaker 3: Uh, if you're like trying to do some whether it's
- 38:03Speaker 3: a giveaway or something like that, that is.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Where I will check. Yeah, because you gotta get on
- 38:06Speaker 1: that quick. Yeah, if it's.
- 38:07Speaker 3: Something that you're just normally doing, just out in the
- 38:09Speaker 3: wild and your tweeting, you'll see me in the comments
- 38:11Speaker 3: for sure.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Yea. And that hurts worse the boys in the comments.
- 38:16Speaker 3: When I when you did your anniversary shutout and I
- 38:18Speaker 3: was like, oh, no, what is the crop?
- 38:20Speaker 2: The crop got back literally before I even saw your
- 38:23Speaker 2: guy's comments here and goes, what the fuck are you
- 38:24Speaker 2: doing with these pictures?
- 38:25Speaker 1: Man? I'm like show.
- 38:27Speaker 2: I mean, I'm thinking, like Bro. I looked at him, like,
- 38:29Speaker 2: how the fuck do you make it bigger?
- 38:30Speaker 1: Bro? A boomer? Like a fucking boomer, dude.
- 38:34Speaker 2: I was like literally looking at my phone this close,
- 38:36Speaker 2: trying to figure it all out. Whatever, dude, whatever, do
- 38:40Speaker 2: you want those players to go to Nebraska?
- 38:42Speaker 7: No?
- 38:42Speaker 3: I mean if they're good, yeah, absolutely, Like if those
- 38:44Speaker 3: are solid play they forced our cornerback, yeah, we'll take him.
- 38:47Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
- 38:48Speaker 3: I know nothing about these players. Maybe they just weren't
- 38:51Speaker 3: about it, Maybe they weren't about the culture.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Maybe they weren't Louis. Yeah, maybe they weren't Louis. Maybe
- 38:55Speaker 1: they weren't built on that discipline.
- 38:57Speaker 3: That he preaches them once and everything like that. Who
- 38:59Speaker 3: knows fucking no clue. I will look into that.
- 39:01Speaker 2: It is an outstanding week, dude. The NFL Draft is
- 39:04Speaker 2: in two days. I know the Boys are going up
- 39:07Speaker 2: to New York, going to HQ. That'll be really fun.
- 39:12Speaker 2: Every time you go to h Q, it's a really
- 39:13Speaker 2: good time. I'm anxious. I'm anxious to sit there as
- 39:16Speaker 2: a fan and watch first time. This is probably the
- 39:19Speaker 2: first time you've watched the draft not stressed.
- 39:21Speaker 1: No, I didn't watched the draft stress the last I
- 39:24Speaker 1: didn't last year. Oh, yeah, that's true. Year before that?
- 39:28Speaker 1: Where was that?
- 39:28Speaker 3: The year before that? So last year was nothing. Year
- 39:31Speaker 3: before that Raiders.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Yeah you were, but you didn't go there until like
- 39:36Speaker 1: the middle of the season, right, But the year before
- 39:38Speaker 1: that was Titans. Yeah.
- 39:39Speaker 3: The next year, you're hoping that the team doesn't take
- 39:43Speaker 3: a linebacker, right, because that's when Haz was still there
- 39:45Speaker 3: has lit. There's hoping that the team doesn't take a
- 39:47Speaker 3: linebacker because you're like, Okay, well they'll still need they
- 39:50Speaker 3: could still need a linebacker.
- 39:51Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of wish, and you just you just
- 39:54Speaker 2: wish that the Titans would get their head out of
- 39:57Speaker 2: their ass. You see them signing a bunch of white linebackers,
- 39:59Speaker 2: and it's like the best one sitting right next to me.
- 40:01Speaker 3: I know it's right down the street, but he knows
- 40:03Speaker 3: I'm not available until November December.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
- 40:06Speaker 2: He wants to least bought in from the get go.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair. Yeah, you're gonna need that too with
- 40:11Speaker 2: the roster got going on over there. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 40:13Speaker 2: because they who they signed. I've seen the neeman. He's
- 40:17Speaker 2: a solid little backer. Now, I did shoot him. We
- 40:20Speaker 2: have the same asion.
- 40:21Speaker 3: I had to seek out his number when I was
- 40:23Speaker 3: on when I was on the Raiders because he held
- 40:25Speaker 3: me on my first punk coverage coming back when we
- 40:28Speaker 3: were at the Chiefs, he held me and tackle me
- 40:30Speaker 3: and I didn't get the flag. I ended up throwing
- 40:32Speaker 3: up my hands and everything else, but I ended up
- 40:33Speaker 3: getting hold up just to text him and let him know, like, hey,
- 40:36Speaker 3: I just want you know, I filmed the fucking iPad
- 40:39Speaker 3: and just to let him.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Know you held you held me on this.
- 40:41Speaker 2: It's always a tough photo when he got the arm
- 40:43Speaker 2: coming out because it makes your arm look so much smaller.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Dude looks kind of sick right there. Yeah, but look
- 40:47Speaker 1: at his right arm. His right arm looks fucking juice.
- 40:49Speaker 2: Right. That left one looks like you can tell which
- 40:52Speaker 2: army beats with Yeah, yeah, yeah, that man's been putting
- 40:55Speaker 2: an extra work on that right hand. Let's get amdexterous brother,
- 40:58Speaker 2: because that's a tough I have a couple of them boys.
- 41:01Speaker 2: You kind of look at You're like, bro, do I
- 41:02Speaker 2: even do arms? And you see the other one that's
- 41:04Speaker 2: like fucking le's gold dude. But sometimes you get caught
- 41:08Speaker 2: at angle. You caught in that exhale at angle for
- 41:11Speaker 2: people who.
- 41:11Speaker 7: Are like new listeners this year, I know we talk
- 41:13Speaker 7: about it, I feel like every year around this time,
- 41:14Speaker 7: but you guys want to talk about like undrafted versus
- 41:17Speaker 7: drafted cats, or like how you feel going in I know,
- 41:19Speaker 7: like in twenty fourteen for you getting drafted, Like what
- 41:22Speaker 7: were your thoughts going into that week, like the processes
- 41:25Speaker 7: and everything that surrounds that.
- 41:27Speaker 2: So my my draft experience was it was all right,
- 41:32Speaker 2: That's what it was at Radio City every single year.
- 41:34Speaker 2: So I flew into Radio City with my mom, my dad,
- 41:37Speaker 2: my brother, and a couple of friends.
- 41:39Speaker 1: How many people did you get in the green room
- 41:40Speaker 1: with you? How many do they? A lot?
- 41:42Speaker 2: It was my mom My, Dad, my brother, Nikki, and
- 41:46Speaker 2: Brown Bear. Those are those are the five I got,
- 41:48Speaker 2: plus my agents. There was Pat was sitting with me,
- 41:51Speaker 2: and then Tom was. He had a couple of guys,
- 41:53Speaker 2: so he was kind of moving from table to table. Yeah,
- 41:55Speaker 2: and you sit there and you're kind of in a
- 41:56Speaker 2: limbo piero because you don't you have an idea of
- 41:57Speaker 2: where you're going to go, but you really don't know,
- 41:59Speaker 2: like you're not. I didn't think for a second I
- 42:01Speaker 2: was gonna go to the Titans. I I fail this
- 42:02Speaker 2: a whole bunch ahead Michael Ruse, who was a long
- 42:04Speaker 2: time vet there, and they just signed Michael Orr in
- 42:07Speaker 2: free agency from Baltimore, who won a Super Bowl a
- 42:09Speaker 2: couple of years ago, And so I thought, there's no
- 42:11Speaker 2: way I'm going there.
- 42:13Speaker 1: I didn't want to go to Detroit and I won.
- 42:15Speaker 2: I honestly want to go number six to Atlanta because
- 42:17Speaker 2: I knew I had a strong feeling I wasn't gonna
- 42:21Speaker 2: be the first tackle taking, but I had a really
- 42:23Speaker 2: I had a even stronger feeling I was gonna be
- 42:25Speaker 2: the second tackle taken.
- 42:26Speaker 1: And the whole week's awesome. Dude, they treat you like royalty.
- 42:28Speaker 2: You go to you go, uh, do some cool stuff,
- 42:31Speaker 2: Like you go to a couple of hospitals and meet
- 42:33Speaker 2: with some people that are just going through massive adversity
- 42:35Speaker 2: and you have an opportunity to sit with them for
- 42:36Speaker 2: a while and that's that's a really cool experience. And
- 42:39Speaker 2: then you get there and it's like the nerves, dude,
- 42:41Speaker 2: like you walk in. I've kind of told this story,
- 42:43Speaker 2: but my mom where all the moms are wearing their
- 42:45Speaker 2: Sunday best and my mom's wearing a damn a shirt
- 42:48Speaker 2: that that's the cleavage goes down to the damn belly button.
- 42:51Speaker 1: Dude, she was showing wings. Yeah what's that? You can
- 42:54Speaker 1: go se hot wings if she needed to.
- 42:55Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 42:55Speaker 2: I don't know what that means, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 42:58Speaker 2: yeah yeah yes. And so I get to the green room.
- 43:01Speaker 2: I'm feeling I'm fucking feeling myself. I got this Tansu
- 43:04Speaker 2: black collar. I'm feeling like a million domestic. I got
- 43:07Speaker 2: my ray bands on, and I go to Twitter and
- 43:09Speaker 2: everyone's talking about one to fuck my mom. So that
- 43:10Speaker 2: was the first all I took during that day. Then,
- 43:14Speaker 2: but the week the Monday before that draft and Thursday,
- 43:17Speaker 2: the Falcons literally flew to Arizona and met with me
- 43:19Speaker 2: and like, hey, if you're there at six, like be ready.
- 43:21Speaker 1: I was thinking about, I'm gonna be there at six.
- 43:23Speaker 1: Oh ready. Yeah. So I don't know why I still
- 43:27Speaker 1: actually have it too.
- 43:28Speaker 2: But when I was when the draft process was going on,
- 43:32Speaker 2: I got a napkin from the table I was at
- 43:34Speaker 2: in a sharp and I wrote down every single player
- 43:36Speaker 2: that was taken before me. I still have that napkin
- 43:38Speaker 2: in the basement of my house and underlined the tackles taken.
- 43:41Speaker 2: I remember six coming up, and I'm like, all right,
- 43:44Speaker 2: I'm about to be a Falcon. I'm about to be
- 43:45Speaker 2: a dirty bird dude, about to go live and buckhead,
- 43:48Speaker 2: about to fucking rip around and flower branch at the facilities.
- 43:51Speaker 2: I saw the facility. They're amazing. There are day and
- 43:53Speaker 2: night better than the tight facilities. When I went there
- 43:55Speaker 2: and the phone starts ringing, but it's two it's two
- 43:58Speaker 2: tables over, and it's Jake Matthew. He got Taken, who's
- 44:00Speaker 2: a good, good ball player. He's had a good career
- 44:02Speaker 2: with the Falcons, for sure. But I was hot and
- 44:06Speaker 2: I ended up leaving and I told the story about
- 44:08Speaker 2: Rihanna and all that in between going down the hallway
- 44:10Speaker 2: at an other podcast, but.
- 44:12Speaker 1: I was fucking livid. And then Ken comes.
- 44:15Speaker 2: That's when the Lions picked, and I was like, please, God, no,
- 44:18Speaker 2: and it's no disrespect to the lines fans.
- 44:20Speaker 1: You guys are on.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Absolutely, you guys are doing this right now. You guys
- 44:22Speaker 2: are ascending. But back then were there was no ascending.
- 44:25Speaker 2: And I was over Michigan. I had that assault case
- 44:27Speaker 2: going on, so I was like, give me the fuck
- 44:28Speaker 2: out of Michigan. I don't want to live in that area.
- 44:31Speaker 2: And then the Titans called at eleven. I get the
- 44:34Speaker 2: call and you can literally see the video. I have
- 44:35Speaker 2: the phone in my hand. I'm giving a thumbs up
- 44:37Speaker 2: to the camera, but I'm I'm mad.
- 44:40Speaker 1: I was. I was very mad, yet not that and
- 44:43Speaker 1: then being.
- 44:43Speaker 2: The third tackle taken, I felt I felt wrong and
- 44:47Speaker 2: I actually ended up talking to a guy that was
- 44:52Speaker 2: a higher up in the recruiting process or the scouting
- 44:54Speaker 2: process at the Falcons, and he told me, he's like, hey,
- 44:58Speaker 2: the reason why we didn't take you is because all
- 45:00Speaker 2: your off the field issues. Jake was just a safer
- 45:02Speaker 2: bed at that time, and he, you know, he had
- 45:04Speaker 2: some really kind things to say. But at the time,
- 45:06Speaker 2: I was fucking hot, which sounds ridiculous. I was taking
- 45:08Speaker 2: eleventh overall in the NFL draft, Like what ad dream
- 45:10Speaker 2: come true? But I was fucking I was mad, Well.
- 45:13Speaker 1: What about you two? That thirteen.
- 45:16Speaker 3: Name did not get called? Yeah? Uh, I like I
- 45:20Speaker 3: knew that. When I didn't get invited to the combine,
- 45:22Speaker 3: I was like, fuck man, I was down in the
- 45:24Speaker 3: dumps about it. And then what is it the top
- 45:26Speaker 3: three hundred or top three fifty that they think is
- 45:28Speaker 3: gonna get drafted go to the combine?
- 45:30Speaker 1: Yeah? And then I had a good pro day people
- 45:32Speaker 1: with the.
- 45:33Speaker 3: How about that forty five six laser one seven ten one?
- 45:41Speaker 1: Yeah? Brother, Yeah, I was moving fast.
- 45:44Speaker 3: I was moving, but walking away from pro Day, I
- 45:48Speaker 3: was on cloud nine thinking, like you know, I made
- 45:50Speaker 3: myself some money. That's where I went from preferred free
- 45:52Speaker 3: agent to like laiter around like five.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Through preferred freeze.
- 45:55Speaker 3: You're reading all the articles. Oh yeah, I just can't.
- 45:58Speaker 3: You just can't fucking help it, man, You cannot help.
- 46:00Speaker 3: But just look at it every day, and it's funny.
- 46:02Speaker 3: You brought up the napkin thing and run down all
- 46:03Speaker 3: the players. I remember when I didn't get drafted and
- 46:05Speaker 3: then I'm going to Washington, Like I had that whole
- 46:08Speaker 3: list of all the linebackers that got drafted and how.
- 46:10Speaker 1: Long, like who would outlast too? Type of thing.
- 46:13Speaker 3: I want to say, maybe John Bostik was the only
- 46:14Speaker 3: one who outlasted me in that entire class.
- 46:18Speaker 1: But yeah, it sucked.
- 46:19Speaker 3: There there's a point where you're like, you're hoping to
- 46:21Speaker 3: go like fifth round, you know, maybe sixth, and then
- 46:23Speaker 3: when you get the seventh it's it's better to go
- 46:25Speaker 3: undrafted than get drafted in the seventh round, even though
- 46:27Speaker 3: you would get your name.
- 46:27Speaker 1: Called and you would you know, be able to take
- 46:29Speaker 1: a phone call and celebrate with your family.
- 46:32Speaker 3: But oh and then there's also a part of you
- 46:35Speaker 3: that thinks, like, you know, the Bill Belichicks when they
- 46:37Speaker 3: have these wild drafts where they just have some guy
- 46:40Speaker 3: that's not really heard of and then they get drafted
- 46:42Speaker 3: hard and they should like play that moment in your
- 46:44Speaker 3: head too, like that scene you could.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Be at Bill Belichick.
- 46:46Speaker 3: Yeah you could be like a fucking one of them
- 46:47Speaker 3: Patriot guys that just gets fucking kicked.
- 46:50Speaker 1: So you I held onto that hope.
- 46:51Speaker 3: But when it didn't happen, like, yeah, it sucked, but
- 46:54Speaker 3: I always just thought to myself, like, yo, if I
- 46:56Speaker 3: just get a true if I get a real opportunity,
- 46:58Speaker 3: like I'll be straight. Then you get there and realize,
- 47:01Speaker 3: like it's just a fucking uphill battle, like you know
- 47:03Speaker 3: how it is like when guys are on the ninety
- 47:04Speaker 3: of my roster and you get the guys from the
- 47:06Speaker 3: rookie mini camp and everything else, especially if you're not
- 47:08Speaker 3: like you're not like getting those top two spots on
- 47:11Speaker 3: depth charts, like.
- 47:11Speaker 1: You're just fucking running you know, four string. Yeah, Like
- 47:15Speaker 1: I was living with anxiety any day could.
- 47:18Speaker 3: We were in a three four, So there was three
- 47:21Speaker 3: you know, three teams, right, two backers. Three and four
- 47:25Speaker 3: is the second team, five and six was the third team.
- 47:27Speaker 3: I was the seventh fucking backer on the roster, bro,
- 47:31Speaker 3: And I'm talking, yeah, to start the guy who was
- 47:33Speaker 3: a third strain. There's a rookie and undrafted rookie who
- 47:36Speaker 3: was a third string that was ahead of me two
- 47:37Speaker 3: Jeremy Kimbro.
- 47:38Speaker 1: Shout out the boy, Jemmy Kimbro.
- 47:39Speaker 3: But uh yeah, your boy who was at the fucking bottom, bro, damn,
- 47:43Speaker 3: And like, yeah, it was a grind. I'm fired up
- 47:45Speaker 3: about it out But like you. Uh yeah, it sucks
- 47:48Speaker 3: not getting your name called. You want your name called.
- 47:50Speaker 3: It's just what it is, like, that's just you want
- 47:52Speaker 3: to hear your name called. You want to see it
- 47:54Speaker 3: on the fucking TV. You want to hear mel Kiper
- 47:56Speaker 3: and any of those dudes talk about you see your
- 47:58Speaker 3: highlights come across. This is a guy like he might
- 48:01Speaker 3: be limited athletically here, but blah blah blah. And you're
- 48:04Speaker 3: fucking seeing place. Maybe that pick six from the Capitol
- 48:06Speaker 3: one bow that you take to the house. Cerebral backer
- 48:09Speaker 3: Will Compton at Nebraska he was a cat blah blah.
- 48:11Speaker 3: You have all this stuff going on in your head
- 48:13Speaker 3: that you just hope happens and it doesn't and you know,
- 48:16Speaker 3: you gotta she got a fucking adapt at some point.
- 48:19Speaker 1: But anyway, that was my like draft experience.
- 48:21Speaker 3: And the first day day one, the Chargers hit me
- 48:23Speaker 3: up talking like, uh, you know, be ready.
- 48:26Speaker 1: They ended up taking Manti Tale at.
- 48:27Speaker 3: The very start of the second round because Manta Tail
- 48:30Speaker 3: fell out of the first round because all the stuff
- 48:31Speaker 3: that was going on with him at the time.
- 48:32Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're like, hey, we like it.
- 48:34Speaker 3: That's actually Joe Berry, who's the decoordinator at the Chargers
- 48:37Speaker 3: who was my or not the Chargers the Packers who
- 48:40Speaker 3: ended up being my decordinator with the red Skins. But
- 48:43Speaker 3: they call on day one and you're kind of like, hopefully, yo,
- 48:45Speaker 3: the boy might get a call.
- 48:46Speaker 1: Sooner than later.
- 48:47Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then you know, day three came, nothing happened,
- 48:51Speaker 3: had family, had friends over, just like your usual barbecue backyard.
- 48:55Speaker 2: How did that feel though, when kind of everyone's excited
- 48:58Speaker 2: because what the day three five six seven?
- 49:02Speaker 3: Day three's five uh four five six seven four five
- 49:05Speaker 3: six seven.
- 49:06Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're sitting there and everyone comes over at
- 49:08Speaker 2: the start of four. Everyone's excited and you're kind of
- 49:11Speaker 2: sitting there and I'm sure there was a point where you.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Like walked away from the TV.
- 49:14Speaker 3: No, not like walk away, like I was enjoying it,
- 49:16Speaker 3: but people are curious like how you're feeling, you know,
- 49:18Speaker 3: and and that, and you're like, oh, you know, it
- 49:20Speaker 3: is what it is, yeah, cause you got to get
- 49:22Speaker 3: over it, you know what I mean, Like like the
- 49:24Speaker 3: minute you don't get drafted or you like he's you're
- 49:27Speaker 3: just you're mad or whatever, like at some point you
- 49:29Speaker 3: got to get over it, Like are he just like
- 49:31Speaker 3: do I take that same bags because when I got there,
- 49:32Speaker 3: like I'm nervous as can be. You got all these
- 49:35Speaker 3: guys who are filling out all their medical stuff everything.
- 49:37Speaker 3: Everybody's kind of posturing a little bit, looking like, oh,
- 49:39Speaker 3: it's that a linebacker blah blah blah. Then you go
- 49:42Speaker 3: through rookie minutie camp and everything else, and then you
- 49:43Speaker 3: get to the ninety man roster and you just see
- 49:45Speaker 3: like you just got to hit the ground running as rookie,
- 49:48Speaker 3: you know what I mean. They don't it's like they
- 49:50Speaker 3: hold your hand or anything else. They just tell you, hey,
- 49:52Speaker 3: don't watch the vets, don't follow the vets. That'll get
- 49:54Speaker 3: you cut, because vets care of themselves way differently, way
- 49:57Speaker 3: different work like a like a rookie would. Yeah, dude, there.
- 50:01Speaker 3: I remember when six happened for me and Brown Bear,
- 50:05Speaker 3: my brother and my mom. They're all like kind of
- 50:08Speaker 3: trying to make jokes to make me feel better, but
- 50:10Speaker 3: it just made me way more mad. I was like, like, literally,
- 50:14Speaker 3: I had to like cinema, like, guys, I just need
- 50:15Speaker 3: you guys to shut the fuck up for a little bit.
- 50:17Speaker 2: Let me just be in this anger. And they kept
- 50:19Speaker 2: doing it, and that's when I went to the bathroom,
- 50:21Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta I got it.
- 50:22Speaker 3: And it's gotta be a little heightened too, because you're
- 50:24Speaker 3: at Radio City and you're in front, you're around the
- 50:26Speaker 3: who's who, and uh you you probably subconsciously are like
- 50:30Speaker 3: he cocked up amongst everybody, like who's gonna go higher here?
- 50:33Speaker 3: It's not like I'm sitting in a room with all
- 50:34Speaker 3: the backers and then one gets up and leaves and
- 50:36Speaker 3: you're just like these motherfuckers.
- 50:37Speaker 2: Right, You're just you're kind of just hoping, and you
- 50:39Speaker 2: don't realize at the time, like the needs of other teams,
- 50:43Speaker 2: like you don't really know that you're like I know,
- 50:45Speaker 2: like I knew, like hey, Falcons want to left tackle,
- 50:47Speaker 2: you know this team might want to left tackle and
- 50:49Speaker 2: that that kind of thing. But you're just thinking, like
- 50:51Speaker 2: the best players are going first, and this is what
- 50:53Speaker 2: they think of you, right, You're not good enough to
- 50:54Speaker 2: go in the top ten, Like you're not that guy.
- 50:57Speaker 1: You're not that guy pal And so there was there
- 51:00Speaker 1: is you.
- 51:00Speaker 2: As you learn more, you realize like, hey, this team
- 51:02Speaker 2: just didn't need to tackle right now, this this team
- 51:04Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
- 51:05Speaker 3: All right, like the team's literally doing what they think
- 51:07Speaker 3: is in their best interests out nothing to do with
- 51:09Speaker 3: the personal.
- 51:10Speaker 1: Kid. I remember the Titans being Titans fans being pissed.
- 51:13Speaker 3: I was drafted mad because they had Rus and the
- 51:17Speaker 3: eleventh pick.
- 51:19Speaker 2: And Whiz Like it was like, hey, it's the best
- 51:20Speaker 2: available player, blah blah blah. And I was like thinking,
- 51:22Speaker 2: that's nice of them to say, but am I gonna
- 51:25Speaker 2: fucking play or what?
- 51:26Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you don't know, like there's that competitive
- 51:29Speaker 1: edge in you.
- 51:29Speaker 2: But then you see like Michael Michael Ruse and you're like, fuck, dude,
- 51:32Speaker 2: Like the guy had horrible technique. Michael Ruse had terrible technique.
- 51:36Speaker 2: He's fucking he had an ugly set his he always
- 51:39Speaker 2: would clamp. He's always wearing dumb long sleeves of practice.
- 51:41Speaker 2: But like he just consistently was a machine like last
- 51:45Speaker 2: one in, first one out, but just did his ship
- 51:47Speaker 2: yeah the way, and you're like, man, there's no way.
- 51:49Speaker 2: And he's never like missed the game. He missed like
- 51:51Speaker 2: one game's whole career to appendicitis that like exploded when
- 51:54Speaker 2: they're on the plane and he was still thinking about playing,
- 51:57Speaker 2: like I'm never gonna fucking play and then I'm thinking
- 51:59Speaker 2: to myself, God, damn if if you going to any
- 52:00Speaker 2: other position, career's over like that. Ye, like it's crazy
- 52:04Speaker 2: the luck it had to happen. And shout out Michael
- 52:06Speaker 2: Ruis for getting hurt Week five against the Cleveland Browns.
- 52:09Speaker 2: But like, thank god, you're not wrong about the luck factor. No,
- 52:13Speaker 2: you need that You're not wrong, Like there's there would
- 52:16Speaker 2: be zero I would have I would have had a
- 52:19Speaker 2: zero year career had Keenan Robinson not got hurt on
- 52:22Speaker 2: day one of training camp because I was seven, like
- 52:24Speaker 2: I was telling you, and they only ran through threes
- 52:27Speaker 2: and Keenan Robinson goes down and there's this peck first
- 52:29Speaker 2: day of training camp.
- 52:30Speaker 3: And just like that, I'm six. I'm now up with
- 52:33Speaker 3: the third team. Then I get a you know you're
- 52:35Speaker 3: you're taking advantage of your reps. Then the undrafted cat
- 52:37Speaker 3: who's ahead of me running with the twos, he ends
- 52:39Speaker 3: up tearing his hamstring. So then I get to play
- 52:41Speaker 3: with the twos and uh, your boy had a couple
- 52:45Speaker 3: of picks one game. And then I got to play
- 52:46Speaker 3: second string for our first preseason game at Tennessee, really
- 52:50Speaker 3: wearing number forty six. But truly, there would have been
- 52:54Speaker 3: zero career had injuries not happened in front of me
- 52:57Speaker 3: like that. Yeah yeah, I mean you gotta you gotta
- 52:59Speaker 3: imagine and right if Keenan Robson doesn't go down, he
- 53:01Speaker 3: was a pick who they had the year before, fourth
- 53:03Speaker 3: rounder linebacker attacks is fucking looks like Tarzan bro Like
- 53:06Speaker 3: just that's what you want to look like as a linebacker.
- 53:09Speaker 3: And literally first play of training camp goes down, so
- 53:15Speaker 3: you have been his career after that, Uh, he played
- 53:17Speaker 3: a few more years. He played a couple of years.
- 53:20Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, you're talking about that luck factor. I
- 53:23Speaker 3: mean you kind of need some things to go your way,
- 53:25Speaker 3: you know, as an undrafted guy, because sometimes like undrafted
- 53:28Speaker 3: guys or people lower like ask me stuff, and I
- 53:30Speaker 3: just always think in the back of my head, like, yeah.
- 53:32Speaker 1: Sometimes you are gonna need a little bit of luck.
- 53:33Speaker 3: But whenever that luck does happen, you gotta be like
- 53:36Speaker 3: opportunistic like you got. You have to be able to
- 53:38Speaker 3: be ready versus like you know, pouting and sulking and
- 53:41Speaker 3: thinking like I should be doing this, I should be
- 53:43Speaker 3: doing that, because one day your time's gonna come right.
- 53:46Speaker 3: Like it's like if you were like, oh am, I
- 53:47Speaker 3: ever gonna fucking play Like, Okay, I'll slack off a
- 53:49Speaker 3: little bit more in practice, I'll get away with this, coaches,
- 53:51Speaker 3: I'm a first rounder X, Y, and Z. Then when
- 53:53Speaker 3: somebody goes down or when they go out and your
- 53:55Speaker 3: number gets called, like you're either gonna prove them right
- 53:58Speaker 3: by fucking not playing you in the first play, or
- 54:01Speaker 3: that's gonna be your shot to like have an opportunity
- 54:03Speaker 3: and then not look back.
- 54:04Speaker 6: Yeah, didn't you also feel like you're already like in
- 54:08Speaker 6: a bad position because of the number you're wearing.
- 54:10Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to talk about that.
- 54:11Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was forty six. I was Alfred
- 54:13Speaker 3: Morris's number. He just came off of a Pro Bowl year,
- 54:15Speaker 3: Alfred Morris, the running back he could just got done
- 54:18Speaker 3: playing in the Pro Bowl. And so like when I
- 54:20Speaker 3: had forty six, it's kind of like you kind of
- 54:21Speaker 3: already know what fucking time it is in that situation.
- 54:24Speaker 3: And then again like the just being at the bottom,
- 54:27Speaker 3: like I felt like the linebyer coach didn't really mess
- 54:29Speaker 3: with me. Some old head love London Fletcher, like love
- 54:31Speaker 3: the guys, you know how it is too, like coaches
- 54:33Speaker 3: they kind of love the vets that they have there.
- 54:35Speaker 3: You kind of know who's gonna be on the roster.
- 54:37Speaker 3: If I was a first round pick to be hey,
- 54:39Speaker 3: bring him along, all this kind of stuff. But you
- 54:41Speaker 3: gotta know some of those guys are gonna, like when
- 54:43Speaker 3: we start to get more established, you kind of know
- 54:45Speaker 3: the room everybody draft weak's coming up.
- 54:47Speaker 1: Some of the guys at the bottom are going, hey,
- 54:49Speaker 1: don't grab, don't grab this position, that position. You kind
- 54:51Speaker 1: of know what your room's gonna look like.
- 54:53Speaker 3: Unless there's a high round pick that's gonna be like
- 54:55Speaker 3: like you, for instance, with like Dylan, anybody else, you
- 54:57Speaker 3: know they're gonna be on the roster. You're gonna have
- 54:58Speaker 3: to bring him along at some point. So sometimes the
- 55:03Speaker 3: coaches don't mess with you as much. But when those
- 55:06Speaker 3: when Keene got hurt and Jeremy got hurt and literally
- 55:08Speaker 3: fucking had two interceptions one day, and Mike Shanahan was like,
- 55:11Speaker 3: oh you're mister interception. I'm thinking like, yo, Mike Shanahan
- 55:14Speaker 3: knows who I am right now. Yeah, Because I made
- 55:16Speaker 3: a couple of plays on RG and Kirk and then
- 55:18Speaker 3: from there it's like I got the opportunity to play
- 55:20Speaker 3: and then you just then you just don't look back,
- 55:22Speaker 3: like when you go in, you fucking play well, versus like, oh,
- 55:26Speaker 3: he could be a.
- 55:26Speaker 1: Bus, he could be this, he could be that. Why
- 55:27Speaker 1: isn't he playing yet? He's yours? When your first rounding pick?
- 55:30Speaker 1: Like why is he playing?
- 55:31Speaker 3: It's it's you know, it's not like you're a quarterback,
- 55:33Speaker 3: Like I feel like quarterback is the only one where
- 55:35Speaker 3: if you're not playing quarterback, everybody else would probably be
- 55:37Speaker 3: starting in that first year, you have that expectation anyway, and.
- 55:40Speaker 2: It shows like the amount of awareness that you are able
- 55:43Speaker 2: to develop as you get older. Because when my rookie year,
- 55:46Speaker 2: I thought, man, I could get cut, and I was a,
- 55:49Speaker 2: you're not. If you're a first round pick, you're a
- 55:50Speaker 2: top fifteen pick, you literally have to do the most
- 55:52Speaker 2: insane shit to get cut, Like it's literally almost impossible
- 55:55Speaker 2: to get cut. But I'm literally thinking, I mean got
- 55:57Speaker 2: to the point I literally walked up the ruise and
- 55:58Speaker 2: I was like, hand, yea, how do cuts work?
- 55:59Speaker 1: Like?
- 56:00Speaker 2: Am I gonna be all right? And he like laughed
- 56:01Speaker 2: in my face. He's like, you're gonna be here, like
- 56:04Speaker 2: whether you play or not. But it's it's a it's
- 56:06Speaker 2: a fearful thing. I remember, like the the fourth preseason
- 56:08Speaker 2: game was against the Falcons. We went down and practice
- 56:10Speaker 2: against them, and then, uh we I played the entire
- 56:13Speaker 2: fourth preseason game because I wasn't starting, and they're like,
- 56:16Speaker 2: just get out there, get your reps.
- 56:17Speaker 1: Brutal. I was going against the d end and uh it.
- 56:20Speaker 2: Was like this this white dude, he probably you know,
- 56:22Speaker 2: he probably got the cut the next day, but he
- 56:25Speaker 2: was like saying to me, He's like, you, why what
- 56:27Speaker 2: are you even doing out here? And Jake Matthews is starting,
- 56:30Speaker 2: by the way, like we're playing in Jake six, He's
- 56:32Speaker 2: starting and I'm not on my fuck they were right,
- 56:35Speaker 2: like they were right to take him. And literally, this dude,
- 56:38Speaker 2: this fucking white d n is like it's like you're
- 56:40Speaker 2: gonna be like you're not gonna hear a bust already,
- 56:42Speaker 2: Like Louke, you're out here in the fourth I fucking
- 56:44Speaker 2: I took that dude for a ride. The next took
- 56:47Speaker 2: him for a maybe so mad and hurt dude, it
- 56:52Speaker 2: hurts so bad. When he said I was like, fuck, dude,
- 56:55Speaker 2: am I buss am? I as crazy and it's crazy.
- 57:00Speaker 2: Other things just just turned too. Like those first six
- 57:02Speaker 2: weeks are like doing whatever you can to stand on
- 57:04Speaker 2: top of it, and then you start and end up
- 57:06Speaker 2: making like all rookie team and you're like, oh am
- 57:08Speaker 2: I really him? Yeah, oh I got a shot. Damn
- 57:11Speaker 2: I could actually be something out here.
- 57:13Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, it was just it's a fucking wild deal.
- 57:15Speaker 2: It's a wild deal, and it's crazy watching the stress
- 57:18Speaker 2: like I would watch a two as an eighteen or nineteen,
- 57:21Speaker 2: Like Ben was going to be a free agent the
- 57:22Speaker 2: next year, and I know I he says now he
- 57:24Speaker 2: wanted to be at the Titans. But Ben's always done
- 57:26Speaker 2: a really good job of playing chess, like not let
- 57:28Speaker 2: anyone really know where he stands. But we were actually
- 57:30Speaker 2: talking about today, like, hey, have you ever been stressed
- 57:32Speaker 2: for a draft? And I was only stressed for one draft,
- 57:36Speaker 2: uh for my second year, going to my third year.
- 57:38Speaker 2: But Ben was eighteen nineteen. He was super stressed about
- 57:41Speaker 2: it because he was like, man, he wanted to be
- 57:43Speaker 2: at Tennessee. He wasn't telling anybody you want to but
- 57:45Speaker 2: he's gonna be a free agent. And I know there's
- 57:47Speaker 2: another guy some center. I think it's something Daniels, maybe
- 57:50Speaker 2: an out of Ale or something like that, and that
- 57:52Speaker 2: guy got picked to pick before the Titans, which he
- 57:55Speaker 2: who knows if the Titans would have taken him, but
- 57:57Speaker 2: that's what you know. Ben was telling me like it's
- 57:59Speaker 2: like fuck, like let's go, I'm gonna be here, blahlah blah,
- 58:02Speaker 2: like in your head you're playing that game like and
- 58:04Speaker 2: I'm sure it was like like that for you. I
- 58:05Speaker 2: remember Test eighteen. You were legit, Like I think, I think,
- 58:08Speaker 2: I actually, hey, you want to watch the draft.
- 58:10Speaker 1: Or something like that. My brother, I kind of just
- 58:11Speaker 1: want to see it myself for that thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 58:15Speaker 1: I also with a couple of my boys.
- 58:16Speaker 3: And then when we traded up, Titans traded up because
- 58:19Speaker 3: I got brought in and sign on one one year
- 58:21Speaker 3: for two million dollars and Wesley Wood you obviously captain
- 58:26Speaker 3: he stud but the other than that, it was me, Wes, Jayon.
- 58:30Speaker 3: There wasn't a whole lot in the room, so we
- 58:31Speaker 3: all knew that we'll be competing. Like Jayon was probably
- 58:34Speaker 3: the most promising one that was going to like have
- 58:36Speaker 3: a role no matter what, because he was young, he
- 58:38Speaker 3: was athletic, all that stuff, Like they just needed to
- 58:39Speaker 3: get some edge out of him. And the Titans trade
- 58:43Speaker 3: up to get Rashaun Evans. I remember sitting at one
- 58:47Speaker 3: of the bars in Germantown with uh Logan and Nick
- 58:49Speaker 3: there in town. Yeah, and they traded up and drafted
- 58:52Speaker 3: Vershan and I was like, motherfucker, dude, because.
- 58:56Speaker 1: You just know what time it is, no matter what
- 58:58Speaker 1: that year.
- 58:58Speaker 3: If you remember Rashaan tour hamstring, he was out all
- 59:01Speaker 3: of training camp, yeah, and I remember, and he ends
- 59:03Speaker 3: up playing the moment he's healthy, like he's out there,
- 59:05Speaker 3: he's playing there.
- 59:06Speaker 1: Oh no, he's gonna play.
- 59:07Speaker 2: I remember talking to you about it during camp, like, bro,
- 59:08Speaker 2: hey like not happy. We're sure you don't want people
- 59:11Speaker 2: get hurt, but it's like this, that's the game you're playing.
- 59:13Speaker 3: And we trained together also, like we all knew, like
- 59:15Speaker 3: I spent the one year and your you when you
- 59:17Speaker 3: sign one year after free instry, you're like trying to
- 59:19Speaker 3: like you're on like a little prove a year. Yeah,
- 59:20Speaker 3: like man, I'm gonna because I tour, I broke or
- 59:23Speaker 3: a head a list frank injury, and so then I
- 59:25Speaker 3: came here and so yeah, we've been working all.
- 59:27Speaker 2: Summer and I was like I remember being like, hey,
- 59:30Speaker 2: fucking good for you, and I remember, like a couple
- 59:32Speaker 2: of weeks after during training camp, You're like, he's gonna
- 59:34Speaker 2: play at the minute he comes back, and I was like,
- 59:37Speaker 2: damn for real, there's no way.
- 59:38Speaker 5: No.
- 59:38Speaker 3: It always bothered me, man, But yeah, every draft you're
- 59:40Speaker 3: sitting there, you're just hoping they don't draft somebody. The
- 59:42Speaker 3: only draft I felt comfortable in was when I was
- 59:45Speaker 3: going into either fifteen or sixteen. Yeah, that's the only
- 59:48Speaker 3: time where I just felt comfortable. I'm like, oh, they're
- 59:49Speaker 3: probably gonna take a mic backer in the first round.
- 59:52Speaker 3: If they do, it's gonna be somebody to like play
- 59:53Speaker 3: next to me or somebody, which is a fun feeling
- 59:55Speaker 3: to have.
- 59:55Speaker 7: Yeah, what's like a piece of advice you can give
- 59:58Speaker 7: to even even like current because it's not like they
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: give you the courtesy of texting like hey, like we're
- 1:00:03Speaker 7: about to take like a backer, Like you just see
- 1:00:05Speaker 7: it on the ticker, right.
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: Yeah, you just see it seemingly, but like literally, I'm
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: refreshing all the beat writers that write for the team,
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: I'm like refreshing their little timeline.
- 1:00:14Speaker 7: I feel like you can apply to a lot of
- 1:00:16Speaker 7: aspects of life, like if you're not an NFL player, though, Like,
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: what is a piece of advice to guys where you
- 1:00:21Speaker 7: just have to take that and stride like you find
- 1:00:23Speaker 7: out in that moment, and like what's your mindset? And
- 1:00:25Speaker 7: like how do you move forward in a productive way
- 1:00:28Speaker 7: and not just be like filled with anger and resentment
- 1:00:30Speaker 7: towards like your employer, I guess. But what's like a
- 1:00:34Speaker 7: good piece of advice you can give to guys out
- 1:00:36Speaker 7: there that see that in real time?
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- 1:01:53Speaker 2: through the process when anxiety is basically hitting on you
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: and whether you're nervous about your career.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: So was that ed? Jack? Yeah? Recap that? Well, Yeah,
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: you know my favorite saying, you know, one of my favorite.
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: Sayings people sometimes they'll last. People do Yeah, that will that.
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: But like nobody's coming to save you. It's truly the
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: minute you are fucking in that headspace of you things
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: that you just can't control, that you're just assuming the words,
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: You're playing so many different games in your head. What
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: if this happens, What if that happens? What if they
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: think this? What if they say that, oh I read
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: this one thing? Does everybody think that way? At the
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: end of the day, nobody is coming to save you. So,
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: like I was saying earlier, the moment that you do
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: get an opportunity, because an opportunity is going to come
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: at some point, it might not be at the time,
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: and that you want it to not the most ideal
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: time in your perfect world.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: We all want the perfect scenario.
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: But the moment it does come, as it comes, you
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: have to be ready to fucking go, and you you're
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: either going to prove yourself right or you're going to
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: prove them right.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: There's this one situation.
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: It wasn't like drafts or anything else, but I was
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: pissed because one of our guys went on IR labor.
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: And this is twenty seventeen, this is before I came
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: to the Titans, and uh, Mason Foster. He goes on
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: IR for his labor, and so me and Spate are
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: splitting reps and I am so fucking mad. Bro, I'm talking.
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: I'm bringing this energy into the meeting rooms. I go
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: and have a one on one my linebacker coach. I
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: end up storming out of the office. Head coach Jay Grenait.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: He's like, oh, hey, comp sometimes you just need a
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: hug and tries to like hug me, and I just
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: don't fucking hug him. I kind of like, am give
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: him space. And I'm like, that's not Will Compton, No,
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: that's I mean all I was fucking tight, bro, I'm
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: decorder comes out, Hey, what's wrong with comp And I
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: just do this thing where I basically just put on
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: as much swag as possible. I'm talking like, you know,
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: I dude's put a towel on, I'll put like fucking
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: five towels on me. I'll just act as dumb as
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: possible in front of everybody on the field, and I'll
- 1:03:41Speaker 3: just like work hard not talk to anybody because I
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: want people in all mad.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: It's almost like my own way to protest.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Yeah, and jacib over talking to me, and I was like, yo,
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: I don't fucking understand what makes you think that, Like
- 1:03:52Speaker 3: I shouldn't be playing this entire game. I'm playing the
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: whole fucking victimized mentality. And I was playing in bass
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: that week. Well, if you're you play backer, you want
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: to more nickel and dime, You're gonna get more burn
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: on the field. I was playing in bass, so you
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: know we were about to play the Cowboys. So Cowboys
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: played a good amount of bass, and they wanted to
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: split me in Spate reps, which I thought was fucking bullshit.
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: I was now healthy all this stuff, so I thought
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: I was like the number two guy, because that's what
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: they had told me when they had benched me for
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: Zach Brun at the beginning of the year. And I
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: remember studying that week because right in the meeting we
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: get over, I'd fucking grab my notebook and I would like,
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: get out. You know, I'm fucking pout, and I'm being
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: a puss about the whole thing. And I remember sitting
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: at home as I'm studying, I go and I just
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: remember just that same kind of conversation. I was like,
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: you know, I can bitch about this whole time, like
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: I can continue to bitch, which I continued to do.
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: And I was like, but if I allow this to
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: leak into my play and leak into that opportunity when
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: it does come, because no matter what, at the end
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: of the day, if I don't ball out on bass
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: against the Cowboys this week, this weekend, against the Cowboys
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: like they're gonna rock with Space because Spade will play well. Right,
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: if Spate plays well, I play mediocre. Spate's gonna be
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: the guy, and rightfully so because he took advantage of
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: the opp So even though I have not the most ideal
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: situation or the ideal reps or my ideal package and
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: everything else, like no matter what I knew, like I
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: had to play well if I was going to create
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: more opportunity to stay on the field. Fortunately, I played well.
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: I fucking the boy fucking ball. Next week at Seattle,
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: I have ball I called my middle finger game where
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: I had boy had ten tackles and a pick. Should
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: have had a couple of picks on Russell one of
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: those few picks that I had. And that next week,
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: after the Seattle game, my Lineberry coach calls me.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: He's like, hey, we hear we hear you loud and clear,
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: like you have the keys now, damn it must be
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: a great bro.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: I fucking when I got off the phone, I just
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: sat there and smiled like I was hyped. Obviously, I
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: feel like, if I look back, I should have handled
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: it a little bit better. I still was like working
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: my dick off, but I was like really being like
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: I was so fucking mad about it. Boys, and but
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: when he was like, hey, we all hear you. You
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: got the keys now, like the cars, you'res like everybody.
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: You got the mic, you got all this stuff. I mean,
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: unfortunately I tour. That's when I had my list Frank
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: the next week against Minnesota, but I felt so fucking hype.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Dude.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: I wish I could have finished out the year because
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: I could have probably got a better deal. I could
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: have probably got a better deal. But yeah, that's my
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: That's like the example of the whole Nobody's coming to
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: save you. It's Taylor and I talk about this phrase
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: all the fucking time, Like anytime we're in a bad situation.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: May Taylor would call, like before the week because he's
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: getting the bugs are coming up. He's like, Man, I'm
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: fucking I can't wait to get out there, but I'm
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: also nervous because I've been playing because my knee, or
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: I haven't played since my knee. And it's like just
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: the Nobody's coming to save you mentality, and we just
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: sit there and talk about it.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: It really is.
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: It is such a good phrase too, because at the
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: end of the day, that's true. This is not just
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: for sports, it's for everything. Like if you're dealing with
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: something that sucks. At the end of the day, brother,
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: the only the only person that can save you is yourself.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: There's no there's no rafts, there's no life best for
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: you out there. You just gotta keep dreading water and
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: figure out a way to find dry land. Yeah yeah,
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: dust your knees off and keep going.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: Brother.
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: Yeah, that is that truly is one of the hardest
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: things to deal with, is like at first, because it's
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: so easy to do the y me and look at
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: somebody like looking at Will's perspective being undrafted and then
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: my perspective being a first round pay I'm sure a
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: lot of times you would look at guys that were
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: talented like crazy and would play really well, and you're like, man,
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: I wish I could just be like that where they
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: seem like they're Laise Fair, no care attitude, is out
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: there balling.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: I fortunately being in that position that I was just
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: talking about. Is every single person that you come across
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: on a daily basis has the anxieties, has the stress
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: that you were also dealing with. It might not be
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: as strong at the time, but everybody's always working through something.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: When I was at the top of my game making
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: Pro Bowls, and all that shit, Like, there was not
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: a day that went by that I was like, when
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: are people going to find out that I'm a phony?
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: When are people are gonna find out that were fraud?
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: Like I literally feel like I'm part of the Truman
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: Show where everyone's allowing me to live this life and
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: pretend that I'm good at something that I'm really not
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: good at, and eventually the exposure is going to come.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: And so guys would talk to me all the time
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: in the locker room be like, how do you stay
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: so calm? And I would think to myself, Damn, I'm
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: just a fucking fraud, Like I legit, I'm a fraud.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Like, oh, you're not looking close enough.
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, you're just not Yeah, you're not peeking
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: behind the curtain, brother, Like you're looking at all all
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: the bedazzled shit of the walls, Like you just need
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: to look around this back door and you're gonna realize
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: there's a lot of fucking demons that are coming out
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: on the inside. And so it's really just that one
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: of those things where everybody is going through shit. The
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: best thing you can do in these situations is take
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: care of your house. First, write down all the things
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: that stress you out in one one corner of a
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: piece of paper, and on the other side of the
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: piece of paper, just write down all the things you
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: can't control, and then just focus on those things, because
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: if you can't fucking get If the things you can't control,
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: there's no there is literally zero reason to worry about them.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Everything else has to follow where it does. The bad
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: attitude thing that was my entire carew like you saw
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: it at the tight ends, like I always in the
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: middle of making proles, in the middle of doing a
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: whole bunch of stuff, Like I would sit there and
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: I would think of ways that people wronged me, where
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: I was like, see, they don't fucking believe in you.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: Mike Malarkey is a perfect example. I can't fucking stand
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: that man. Worst coach I've ever had in my entire life.
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: He would belittle me, he would talk down to me,
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: he would achreeat me like shit. But at the same time,
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: I'm thinking to myself, I'm gonna prove this motherfucker wrong.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: I remember he kicks me out of practice. It was
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: twenty sixteen. We were playing the Detroit Lions, first time
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: going back up to Michigan since I got drafted, other
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: than going to a couple of court cases, but like
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: going up to play and I was like Lou, I
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: was getting pissed about something, and I yeah, when I
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: was on the football field, I had a bad fucking attitude,
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: Like there wasn't doesn't matter of PHO was my teammates.
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: If I was playing in a game, like, I had
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: a different attitude when I was on the football field
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: and Mike thought I was doing some shit that I
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: shouldn't have been doing, and he kicks me out of
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: practice and I fucking go into his office and I
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: just dreamed him for a while, like telling him, like
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: you don't fucking understand all these things, basically victimizing myself
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: up and down the board of reason why he shouldn't treat.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: Me the way I am.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: But I didn't. I used that going into the game.
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: Same thing. Don't talk to anybody. No one fucking talks
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: to me. People ask me a question, there's one word answers,
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: and it's not the right thing to do, but it was.
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: There's a level of, I guess, narcissism that comes with
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: playing an elite sport that you have to kind of
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: have sometimes, like you just got to focus on yourself,
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: focused on what you can do, because in turn that
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: helps the team and everything and all the things we
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: preach in an organized sport. But like there is, you
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: got to find a way to keep a ship on
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: your shoulder even when everything's going right.
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: Yeah, and even to that, you're saying the narcissistic thing
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: I think too. It's it's mainly like it gets emotional
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: for us the times because we know how much work
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: we put into it.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: So when you when you work your fucking dick off
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: or something and you feel like you deserve this a
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: certain opportunity and you're not getting it, it fucking it
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: wears on you and it comes out. But you're right, man,
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: at the end of the day, nobody lays on the
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: pillow with the same stress. I don't care if you
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: have a wife, whether it's husband, wife whoever. At home,
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: nobody my wife is not sharing the same stress with me.
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: She asks and wants me to talk and tries to
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: give me a talk. And I got a great circle
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: around me. But no matter what, nobody is going to
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: save you except yourself.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: What was the analogy you used about getting wet and
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: you're just trying.
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: To find dry land, keep trade water to find dry land. Yeah,
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: because there's no there's no life reservers, there's nothing out.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: There help you. Yeah, which is which is true?
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: Dude, Like me and you can talk if any of
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: us are ever going through something like, yeah, it's very
- 1:10:58Speaker 3: very grateful to have the support of you and everything else.
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: But no matter what it's you're still laying there looking
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: staring up at the ceiling in the pitch black night, right,
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: you know what I mean, thinking about the same thing
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: and then trying to compartmentalize, like, yeah, what zone said
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: was that is true. I should do this, I should
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: do that, like no one is coming to save you, man, Yeah.
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: And you can have You should always talk to somebody
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: about the stresses you're going through.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: At the end of the day, buddy, you hang up
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: that phone.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: I will could call me right now, but yeah, you
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: know me and charge this or I'm dealing with that,
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: or you know, I wish the bus was doing any
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: kind of issue, football, life.
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- 1:11:32Speaker 2: The minute you hang up the phone, you're it's brother, Like,
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: you got all the support you needed, but you have
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: to be the one to take action and go, Okay,
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: there's nothing there's literally nothing you can do. There's no
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- 1:12:37Speaker 1: Beautiful time.
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: That was a nice Hey, Jack, You've definitely done a
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: good job of mediating this podcast a lot, a couple
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: of good questions.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: Go and let me and really just run with it
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: a little bit.
- 1:12:45Speaker 7: I feel like, just being a fan, like it's really
- 1:12:47Speaker 7: interesting to like hear these perspectives.
- 1:12:49Speaker 4: Because you almost assume them.
- 1:12:51Speaker 7: Now, like create a perspective that you have in my
- 1:12:54Speaker 7: head just because I think that's how you would operate
- 1:12:57Speaker 7: at this level. But at the end of the day,
- 1:12:59Speaker 7: I feel like those perspectives are just assumptions, and so
- 1:13:03Speaker 7: it's nice to hear from the source and like seeing
- 1:13:06Speaker 7: both ends of the perspective from being undrafted and being
- 1:13:10Speaker 7: drafted at a very high round. No matter how many
- 1:13:13Speaker 7: years we hear this over and over, it's still refreshing
- 1:13:16Speaker 7: to hear it come draft day. And I know there's
- 1:13:18Speaker 7: so many young kids and current players that take this
- 1:13:21Speaker 7: as like game. It's free game, and so thank you
- 1:13:24Speaker 7: guys for sharing it, and it's it's fun to see
- 1:13:27Speaker 7: like these new kids who are about to have their
- 1:13:29Speaker 7: lives change forever.
- 1:13:31Speaker 4: Come what is it Wednesdays is the first night or
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: Thursday First Night.
- 1:13:34Speaker 7: It's fun to revisit this every year, just kind of
- 1:13:37Speaker 7: going back over it and hearing good, wholesome perspectives. They
- 1:13:40Speaker 7: like if you get drafted first overall, or you're misterrrelevant,
- 1:13:44Speaker 7: or you don't even make it on the ticker. I
- 1:13:47Speaker 7: feel like it helps at least one person out there
- 1:13:49Speaker 7: revisiting these kind of conversations.
- 1:13:51Speaker 4: So appreciate y'all opening up.
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: It's crazy the amount of like internal warfare you go
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: through as a football player, I'm sure in any other sport.
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: Like I literally made it a point to never post
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: me working out ever, not like anything, because I was
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: so afraid that if people see me working, then all
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: of a sudden, like someone else would take that and
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: I gotta work harder to I would always like edge
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: on the area of being like I can't let anybody
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: see me working. It was just the most ridiculous, Like it.
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: Is funny how many internal games that we all.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: Play warfare, dude, And it's not a healthy lifestyle at all,
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: Like it really isn't you You're just so zoomed into
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: one singular thing, and like for me, especially like when
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: I am focused on one thing, there's anything that.
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: Gets in the way, gets just absolutely destroyed. And I
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: just try to destroy anything.
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: You try to destroy it that self destruct button. Brother,
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: it is something else, absolutely something. Yeah, it's a wild deal,
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: but hey, the draft's gonna be fucking awesome. I'm stoked
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: to see what the Titans do. You see them talking
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: about a lot of quarterbacks right now, but I think
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: there is a tackle.
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: There's some rumors going around that Tannehill's on the trade.
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: I did see that, even Derek.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: That rumor was circulating about Derek Henry.
- 1:15:02Speaker 5: I was on.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: I'm like scrolling my phone everywhere.
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: It seems like the source who tweeted it was like
- 1:15:09Speaker 3: a credible source, but nobody else was like double downing
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: on that. I'm texting Buck Rising, He's like not as
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: of nine am this morning, but everybody's trying to get confirmation.
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: Apparently that wasn't a real thing. But I think it'll
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: be interesting. I think the Titans are going to make
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: a big move on Draft night.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: I hope, I hope they trade and do something.
- 1:15:27Speaker 4: Eight minutes ago, wrap he tweeted.
- 1:15:30Speaker 7: Titans GM ran Carthin told reporters that he has not
- 1:15:32Speaker 7: received calls about trading Derrick Henry so I don't know
- 1:15:35Speaker 7: what that because that was a verified like beat writer.
- 1:15:38Speaker 7: I forget what his name is, but yeah, very very
- 1:15:41Speaker 7: weird to.
- 1:15:41Speaker 4: Like put your.
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: Yeah, how much is Ram being truthful? We gotta get
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: Ran on the pod. He told me he'd come on
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: the podcast. Yeah, we should have him on Hope. Maybe
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: I'll try to you him next week right after the draft.
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: You have him talked about it because because because Ram too,
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: he could just say that because you you're never gonna
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: show any of your cars, and in his mind, you
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: gotta think Derek's refreshing just like we are. If he's
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: finding out on Twitter, then he might be getting traded.
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: So you almost want to come out and say that
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: just to alleviate anything going on. Well, at the same
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: time understanding like, hey, this is a business, like we
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: will we will operate in our best interest, not too
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: intentionally like piss anybody off, but we still got to
- 1:16:19Speaker 3: do what's best.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: Like if they're if they are fielding calls about.
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: Derrick Henry and Tannehill, I think Tannehill is kind of
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: that one's kind of out there now.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of.
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: Yea, unless that's a wildfire that you can control. Like
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: you're you're going to air on the side of like no,
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: there's been no conversations, while at the same time hitting
- 1:16:36Speaker 3: somebody up like hey, we got to keep this under
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: the wraps.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: We can still talk shop.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: And that could exactly be happening with Derek too, like
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: GMS and like upstairs, like they try to be as
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: transparent as possible with you, but at the end of
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: the day of business is business.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: You got to get shipped done a certain way.
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: Like if Derek did go to the Eagles Super Bowl favorites.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta bet that. Yeah, you gotta bet that. Dude.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: That was back when they had like like who was it,
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: like Garrett Blunt and somebody else like one Jayu Yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:06Speaker 3: when they had that one two punch bro, like they
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: were nice.
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: But you got to give Derek those carries, brother, you
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: gotta give them those carries. And they're in a lot
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: more like uh off set gun.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like they're a lot more of those.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: I don't think he bodes well with that offense. But
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: if you are looking at from the purely the team's
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: angle of looking at Derek and thinking of him as
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: not a thirty times a guy.
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: Game Yeah, well, I think I think Derek would do
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: well with that. Their on lines so good too, Like
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: he's it's not going to take ten plus carries to
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: get him going, Like they're gonna get him to his
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: fifth or fourth, fourth or fifth step getting into that
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: line of scrimmage untouched.
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: And that's that's all you gotta do with Derek.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: Dude, Derek to be as successful as he has been,
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: you just can't get him touched by the line of
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: scrimmage and he will do.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: The rest he is.
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, now you get a little loose blockh goes, Hey,
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: why are Sometimes that's not on Derek, that's on the
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: offensive line, But fuck you get that boy going downhill
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: a little bit there, run some ends. He can run
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: inside zone like a motherfucker. He can run duo. He's
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: gotten He's obviously had a lot of home runs on
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: outside zone, Like.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: He can do it.
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: That offset gun though, I bet would be a new
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: transition from him, especially how much eye formation of the
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: Titans do.
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: What's your draft day?
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: Do you have any Draft day surprises or what do
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: you think is gonna happen that could be big or
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: just out of nowhere. Mine really is like I think
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: they're gonna I think the Titans are gonna trade Ryan
- 1:18:29Speaker 3: Tannehill and move up in the.
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: Draft this year. I think they're gonna go after try Lance.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: What's up. I think they're gonna go after Trey Lance though,
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that has been that has been reported
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: as well, good I think.
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: But I think Ram in his first year, I think
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: he's gonna make a splash play.
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: Absolutely, I agree. What is it not Ram like?
- 1:18:46Speaker 6: He He comes from San Francisco too, where they keep
- 1:18:49Speaker 6: everything pretty tight lipped. I don't really say anything, but
- 1:18:52Speaker 6: you remember they made that splash.
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: But you would have to trade if you traded Tannehill.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: What are you trading Tannehill to the forty nine ers four?
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: I mean, we me, you got Jimmis Jimmys at the
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: Raiders now, but.
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: Brox Brocks might not be ready by the start of
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: the season.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: Yeah, and right now, Tanheil is a better quarterback than
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: Brock absolutely absolutely, And Tannhill would flourish for the Niners
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: man all that firepower around him.
- 1:19:19Speaker 6: You and it could it could also. I mean they
- 1:19:21Speaker 6: could trade Tannehill to somebody else and still make a
- 1:19:23Speaker 6: play at trade Lance. They don't necessarily have to trade
- 1:19:25Speaker 6: them to San Francisco.
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's a lot of it seems like there's
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: a lot of quarterbacks in this Will Levis leave us,
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: Will Levis, Bryce young C J.
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: Stroud. They got some fucking dogs. Anthony Richardson. I like
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: Bryce young Man.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: I think Anthony Richardson I think could be a baller
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: in this league.
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: I don't think he's for the Titans.
- 1:19:43Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be between him and Will love Us.
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: If we get a quarterback Richardson and Levis, I think
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: the others are gonna be off the board.
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: Yeah, Levis gives me.
- 1:19:54Speaker 4: That they're not falling to eleven.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: Who's that bust from U C l A. Josh Rosen Levin.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: Levis gives me rosen vibes. I hate putting that on
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: his plate. I hate saying that. But the but the
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: banana peel and the mayonnaise and the coffee, like something
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: just something doesn't feel right.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. And I hope if he gets drafted,
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: I hope that God he comes on this podcast. I
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: would love to talk to him about it. But like,
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: I don't know, Anthony Richardson, like dude. The guy's a
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: fucking freak specimen specimen truly, like, undeniably maybe the most
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: athletic person I've ever seen in my life. The guy
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: is incredibly athletic. But I don't know, you just kind
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: of you just need the Titans to get a fucking dude.
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: If they're gonna get a quarterback, they got to get
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: a fucking dude. And it's probably good that they have.
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: It's probably best for Tannehill and for the Titans. If
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: they get a younger guy in there. They'll take in
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: a lot of fucking hits. Last couple of years. That
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: old line is in shambles right now. They got to
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: do a lot of work up front. I thought they
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: would do some more work upfront and free agency, but
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: they really just they really did. I'll tell you who
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: is a sleeper though, and I've given him some flowers
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: on this podcast. Two of them, both of them, I've
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: said a couple of times, Corey Levin, Jordan Ruse, those
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: guys are sleepers, starters for the Tennessee Titans, and I
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: think they're gonna play well.
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: Ruse is really in the last couple of years.
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: I've seen him come along in a way that Like,
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: you know, Ruse is your your typical meath heead football player.
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: Well, we were talking about the Franco programming in Vegas,
- 1:21:23Speaker 3: remember that, we were talking about fucking yeah, the way.
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: Straps and make your posture of the right like. He's
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: about getting after it in the weight room.
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: He hit me up the other day. He goes your
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: boys in fucking shape. I'm nimbling. I'm moving. He's added
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: three eighty five for five on bench, No problem, that's love.
- 1:21:38Speaker 3: I'm I'm nimbling. I'm moving right now. Took three eighty
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: five on a ride five times. Yeah, but that's always
- 1:21:43Speaker 3: been the thing.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: I'm amos.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: I would always tell him and his wife Mars, like, dude,
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: just stretch.
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: You gotta fucking stretch.
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: Because when he came in there, dude, he was a
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: little heavier set, stiff in the hips, wouldn't bend that. Well,
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: then you can see him work on it, and he's
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: fucking gotten better. He saw him play the last couple
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: of games of the season last year. Guy can play
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: ball and he plays one hundred miles an hour or two.
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: He's got a gas tank that a lot of guys
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: wish they had. Absolutely I think he's gonna do well,
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: and Corey, every year's gotten better. Corey needed that. He
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: needed that fucking talk on Rocketley the other when I
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: called him a muffin, because god damn, the boy was
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: a muffin. He looked terrible, he looked off. He went
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: on that year to basically he was out of the league.
- 1:22:22Speaker 3: Patriots, well, the Premier Patriots brought him off for back
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: squad and he couldn't make it through the workout. He
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: couldn't make it through practice. I was hearing that out
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: in Bay or in Oakland. Yeah, and he wasn't making
- 1:22:30Speaker 3: it through that. And basically it was a big reality
- 1:22:33Speaker 3: check and he basically he took the rest of the
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: year off and he got on that get right playing
- 1:22:37Speaker 3: in the offseason.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: He got he got right. And I saw him the
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: other day. I mean, you see the pictures. He looks
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: fucking good.
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: You see the photos out there. Yeah, Corey looks good.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: And I'm not I didn't say that the blast Corey, like, listen,
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: you're fat, buddy. He were fatt and out of shape
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: and you look good now. Yeah, yeah, we've seen his
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: mirror picks. He'll send him every now and then. Yeah,
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: he is feeling himself too. Yeah, he's on the Cree team.
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: He's got that fucking C four pre workout, you know,
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: on fucking four hundred milligrams of caffeine getting into the
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: fucking gym.
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: He's getting asks on that. Lord, forgive me of these
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- 1:27:53Speaker 5: You can say it not us but Slannye. Yeah, I'm
- 1:27:56Speaker 5: not saying that. What if somebody say the they're chinking
- 1:27:58Speaker 5: the armor? What does that? Man gillis he can't say
- 1:28:00Speaker 5: stuff like that he loves it, not anymore, he can't.
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: I think he can't now. I think he can't now
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: because he's on Patreon. He's fine.
- 1:28:09Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Carlos goes slippery slope. Slippery slope spe slope
- 1:28:13Speaker 5: is an Asian derogatory work is now?
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: No?
- 1:28:19Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: Yeah, you be serious? Yeah slope you never heard of it?
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: Did you say slope?
- 1:28:24Speaker 5: You can't if you're like skiing, But if you see
- 1:28:28Speaker 5: an Asian guy, you can't slow. He can't say slope.
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: If you see an Asian guy skiing, then you can
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: say it, right Why?
- 1:28:33Speaker 5: No?
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: No, no, hang on, hang on? Why Why is slope derogatory? Though?
- 1:28:36Speaker 5: I have no idea, but it's like in the Vietnam
- 1:28:38Speaker 5: warning used to say it, yeah or sipperheads.
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on grant. I learned that on Grand Orino.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you.
- 1:28:45Speaker 5: Learned all that from Clint Eastwood movies. Also, nip nip
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: is a thing too, but that's only for the Japanese nip.
- 1:28:52Speaker 5: Yeah what I mean we're talking to what you said?
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: I know if the way he was coming out of
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: my mouth, that was a little nervous.
- 1:28:58Speaker 5: Just like the little crack too that are in the
- 1:29:00Speaker 5: cold nips?
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: Isn't that twizzlers on? What are those called? Those are nips?
- 1:29:04Speaker 5: What twizzlers? That's my penis.
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: That's a little twizzlerwizz little cherry twizzler.
- 1:29:09Speaker 5: Do they call twizzlers nips? I think that's no, The
- 1:29:11Speaker 5: little ones aren't that wasn't know what they're called. What's
- 1:29:13Speaker 5: a little baby? What you're talking about?
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: Man? Tuizzy jog listening? They're yeah, they're face. I mean
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: they're beautiful. You should have sawn before the I thought
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: you're gonna say you should get him.
- 1:29:22Speaker 10: Look at his See he has seven left in his mouth,
- 1:29:24Speaker 10: Joemony teas you have left.
- 1:29:25Speaker 5: Only show you, but don't your fans.
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: Okay, he's got like four teeth left. Yeah, hey, he
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: really does.
- 1:29:32Speaker 10: Almost guys come up to us and they're always like, ooh,
- 1:29:34Speaker 10: that was me before back the ya those are deformed
- 1:29:38Speaker 10: football do that?
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: He's not good that? God? God do that? God, God
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: did that? I did that? Yeah, I did the spacing.
- 1:29:45Speaker 3: The chip tooth chipping, the tea start happening because I
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: don't wear a mouth beest.
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: What was your heaviest when you were playing two thirty six?
- 1:29:51Speaker 10: Big boy, big pop up. That's what he's at right now.
- 1:29:53Speaker 10: Five four two thirty What are you? Five four two
- 1:29:56Speaker 10: thirty eight? What we we measured yesterday in the hotel
- 1:29:58Speaker 10: twenty man twenty two, twenty five five.
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: It's so funny that you say that. Shout out to all.
- 1:30:03Speaker 10: Little guys out that are five four two two five.
- 1:30:05Speaker 10: That's the Bobby Lee style. Baby, you're not alone. No,
- 1:30:08Speaker 10: you're not alone, fellas.
- 1:30:09Speaker 5: No, Bro, can I just say something?
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: Yeah? Please? You say she like that? Dude? The other
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: night at the Louisville, what did I say?
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: No?
- 1:30:14Speaker 5: At the other night lou I'm gonna tell you, Yeah,
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: a girl came up to me and she goes, you're
- 1:30:18Speaker 5: like ten times skinner than Andrew talks about. Yeah, she
- 1:30:21Speaker 5: used to saw my body when I got nigga.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: First of all, she was trying to suck and I
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: was just her being nice. What's uk? What my feet? Yeah,
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: your little penis, your little toes, your little bound twenty.
- 1:30:30Speaker 5: I think I think I'm I think i'm I think
- 1:30:32Speaker 5: I'm skinnier than you know. I mean, I don't say
- 1:30:34Speaker 5: that you're fat, said twenty, What do you think the
- 1:30:37Speaker 5: camera puts weight on? Exactly? Think you the camera puts.
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: So many fucking cameras and then you'll be fine.
- 1:30:42Speaker 5: That's fucking really good graduations on cheeseburger. Thank you so much.
- 1:30:47Speaker 5: I think I divert it by giving a compliment and
- 1:30:49Speaker 5: then we go this way.
- 1:30:50Speaker 10: That's the joke is you say that you're fat, and
- 1:30:52Speaker 10: then I joke about it with you. You say it
- 1:30:53Speaker 10: not miss, what my penis? Do you want to go
- 1:30:57Speaker 10: toe to toe? Live on bustling with.
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: The device and about you know what? Embarrassed? You should
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: be embarrassed? Why pis you know about killing yourself?
- 1:31:10Speaker 10: Ibbs think it's like a pawn and a chessboard, and
- 1:31:11Speaker 10: mine is like those outside chess pieces that are huge
- 1:31:14Speaker 10: that you put in like a patio.
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: But if you pawn on.
- 1:31:16Speaker 5: A comparison, if you put a pawn on a smaller
- 1:31:19Speaker 5: chessboard if it looks normal, right, but you're a paw
- 1:31:21Speaker 5: on a gigantic test part.
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: Okay, nice, try nice, that's weird. Nice try. Do you
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Yes? Yeah, hey, I got name,
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: name name.
- 1:31:30Speaker 5: Four positions in football, so dumb running back, wide receiver, quarterback,
- 1:31:36Speaker 5: defensive linebacker.
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: No, no, that last one doesn't count linebacker. Now what
- 1:31:40Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask for? Four positions on defense?
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: A new one? No, hang on, hang on? Four positions?
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: Why do you applaud that? Why do you applause?
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: No?
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: That was like an Asian thing. They all at the
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: same time. Yay, that's what they all did, and they
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: did this. That was weird.
- 1:31:59Speaker 4: I do that.
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: They were mocking you. They weren't your name. Four positions
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: on defense?
- 1:32:04Speaker 5: Yeah, see yeah, defensive linebacker let me see past interference. Yes,
- 1:32:10Speaker 5: but yeah, that's your reference on right right, that's one
- 1:32:13Speaker 5: the coach, the coordinator, and then the thing in the end.
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: What is that called field goal post? Yeah?
- 1:32:20Speaker 5: There you go, yeah, I can you know.
- 1:32:23Speaker 10: It wasn't you know in the nineteen twenties that was
- 1:32:26Speaker 10: a guy. You guy used to have to hold his
- 1:32:28Speaker 10: arm up, that's all it was. Really, No poles, just
- 1:32:30Speaker 10: just guys out there. You had to kick through a
- 1:32:31Speaker 10: couple of guys. I like soccer, Yes you do. He's
- 1:32:34Speaker 10: a big football soccer he is.
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: He is a European football You have a lot of
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: puss on. You know. I'm married, No, but you could
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: maybe yeah, yeah, you know I was.
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: Uh, it's it always is one of those things where
- 1:32:45Speaker 3: I got the new teeth, but I was already married,
- 1:32:46Speaker 3: so you never kind of know.
- 1:32:48Speaker 5: Yeah, I can tell you know what I mean, I
- 1:32:49Speaker 5: can tell man, but you can tell Yeah.
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: I can tell you.
- 1:32:51Speaker 5: If you were saying right now, you would kill it.
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: Why you say that?
- 1:32:53Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'm not gay, but I'm looking for compliments.
- 1:32:56Speaker 5: So I look at you and I go, I get
- 1:32:57Speaker 5: it Tingley, Yeah, part of my party.
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: Body.
- 1:32:59Speaker 5: Guess it's not any thing? Yeah?
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: Is it prepping?
- 1:33:05Speaker 5: Is that what it is?
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: Get tingled because of preps.
- 1:33:07Speaker 5: It's like juicing boys.
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: I can't.
- 1:33:10Speaker 3: I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna fan boy
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: for a second. I'm fired up. You guys are on
- 1:33:13Speaker 3: the bus, so we can't. We're here being fired up.
- 1:33:16Speaker 3: I shout out a list. I want to say it
- 1:33:17Speaker 3: was last week and you guys were on and somebody
- 1:33:19Speaker 3: was like from barstools, like, hey, Bobby and Andrew are
- 1:33:22Speaker 3: gonna be in Nashville next week. You guys want to
- 1:33:24Speaker 3: try to book And I'm like, obviously, fuck yes, But
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: I think you two are two of the funniest motherfuckers
- 1:33:30Speaker 3: on the HEU bro. I watch you guys just pod
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: and your guys just casual hang around like locker room
- 1:33:35Speaker 3: is humor and banter, back.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: And forth is all time. Thank you, brother.
- 1:33:38Speaker 5: Well this is what my friends and I do, you know,
- 1:33:40Speaker 5: And it was good that we could do that without
- 1:33:42Speaker 5: any of.
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: You and who you and yeah my best friends. Yeah,
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: well he has a friend. Look at look at JP.
- 1:33:49Speaker 5: You're right, yeah, he goes friend's name. You have a
- 1:33:54Speaker 5: bunch of like face wash out there.
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: You can't is that okay? Listen? So here, here's why
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: are you being so mean? We just shut up on
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: the bus. He first, but he didn't insult you. He
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: hasn't said one mean thing about you. But now, yeah, yeah,
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: this is this is what we need. We need a
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: good roasting, you know what I mean? Like, I'm honored
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: you're making fun of you. This guy never gets bullied.
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: Look at him. Yes, yes, oh brother face one time
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: when he was young.
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: You don't know his Let him grow up with teeth
- 1:34:16Speaker 3: like that and not get bullied. Yeah, but you're doing
- 1:34:18Speaker 3: good to good now?
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: Well better now? Yeah? I look at you now, yeah,
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: I mean you look like the worst. What's the worst
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: financial investment you made with your football money? Worst financial
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: financial investment? Yea. Every athlete that I've known over the
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: years has always made one O one real bad this
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: uh this real estate investment. You dumped a bunch of money.
- 1:34:38Speaker 3: Fortunately I got the same amount back, but it was
- 1:34:41Speaker 3: it was out of my hands for.
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: A long time, several years. Did you do did you
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: get involved in it?
- 1:34:47Speaker 10: And was non ft? Is there any n FT suckers
- 1:34:50Speaker 10: in here? None of you guys got clipped?
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: Huh.
- 1:34:52Speaker 10: Bobby and I are in deep trouble. We try to
- 1:34:54Speaker 10: sell We're we're part of that big lawsuit, right, aren't
- 1:34:56Speaker 10: we meet you and Beyonce. We pushed a bunch of NFTs.
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: We're up on trial for like eight hundred and fifty
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: million or something. It was, uh, you know they have
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: board apes. You know board apes, Yeah, you have one.
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: We had excitable apes. They were little Korean apes. We
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: had a little excitable apes and we sold them. How
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: much did we sell those for? What would we We
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: don't even know. Well we made it.
- 1:35:14Speaker 5: You did it.
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: We made like six hundred million. You did it? Man? Yeah, hey, man,
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: hey Bobby. Now as soon as we land in the South,
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: he's gotten a little accent. Do you enjoy do you
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: guys enjoy being in Nashville touring around the South?
- 1:35:26Speaker 5: I love it, man, we love I love the fry shit,
- 1:35:30Speaker 5: I love white people. I love American flat T shirt, he.
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: Asked the bus driver.
- 1:35:33Speaker 10: I mean the driver on the way here, if it'd
- 1:35:36Speaker 10: be okay, if he would wander through the Appalachians by himself.
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go, you know, the Appelagian. You
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: know where you should go as a BUCkies the bucket.
- 1:35:44Speaker 5: Yeah, we got it. It's a it's a stop. It's
- 1:35:45Speaker 5: like our truck stop, Disneyland of gas stations. Now would
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: I when I walk in there? Would they would they
- 1:35:50Speaker 5: say hello to me?
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a mascot and everything. You can get a photo.
- 1:35:53Speaker 1: What's the mascot?
- 1:35:55Speaker 3: It's like a a massive fever. I'm talking about a
- 1:35:59Speaker 3: hundred gas pumps. Look at that is the biggest.
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: Gas stays, we gotta go to gotta go there, walked
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: in there that they think that you were like the
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: talent for the day. They'd be like, he's here, put
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: him on the put him up there, pictures with him. Yeah,
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: they would trap you and make you think like you're
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: the attraction.
- 1:36:11Speaker 3: Now, if you go to a small gas station outside
- 1:36:13Speaker 3: of the city of Nashville, that's where you know you
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: should probably.
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: Don't kill me. They're not kill me. You never know,
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: See they do. They all like they praised this beaver outside.
- 1:36:21Speaker 10: It used to be an Asian guy and they would
- 1:36:22Speaker 10: put them up on the poster, take photos with them.
- 1:36:24Speaker 10: So if you go there, they trap you and they'd
- 1:36:26Speaker 10: keep you. Yeah, you don't want to do that. We'll
- 1:36:28Speaker 10: have to pass.
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: They actually had. I went in Japan.
- 1:36:30Speaker 5: They opened one of those and then they ate them.
- 1:36:34Speaker 5: They ate that the whole thing.
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, Look at all that,
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: Look at that guys, that that's merk there.
- 1:36:40Speaker 5: But do you think that, like I'm single now, you
- 1:36:42Speaker 5: think the white chips out here would like me?
- 1:36:44Speaker 7: Or no?
- 1:36:45Speaker 3: I think they want to experience you. Are there any
- 1:36:47Speaker 3: white girls rabbit file? You know what's rabbits file?
- 1:36:50Speaker 5: Explain that I'm like a stewy machine when I make
- 1:36:52Speaker 5: it looking thumper. Oh you know, do you think I'm good?
- 1:36:58Speaker 5: I think you know the thing. I think you're something.
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:37:01Speaker 5: Love it to be here. You're a good guy. Can
- 1:37:03Speaker 5: I touch your hair?
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely, that's weird. Yeah yeah. Earlier, earlier I gave
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: you a little touch. You were a little uncomfortable with that.
- 1:37:09Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:37:10Speaker 5: No, now that we get to I really like you now,
- 1:37:12Speaker 5: So now we know we know's what did it take
- 1:37:13Speaker 5: for you to really like me? I don't know. Just
- 1:37:16Speaker 5: something about your sparkly eyes. You have Chinese eyes. You
- 1:37:21Speaker 5: have your friend up here, you have Chinese eyes on
- 1:37:22Speaker 5: my because I'm looking at you from the nose up,
- 1:37:24Speaker 5: I'm like, oh dad.
- 1:37:25Speaker 3: When we were talking about how we were going to
- 1:37:27Speaker 3: be seeing at JP, was like, let's put the squinty
- 1:37:28Speaker 3: eyed guys up on the chairs.
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I do get made fun for that.
- 1:37:32Speaker 5: It's it's a beautiful look, dud.
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: Yeah you like it? Yeah yeah, I love it so
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: like old.
- 1:37:37Speaker 3: It's what's good about it is, Uh, my wife she's
- 1:37:39Speaker 3: half Filipino, and I have, you know, smaller as in her.
- 1:37:42Speaker 5: Did you just have Filipino like my ex girlfriend. Fuck yeah, dude,
- 1:37:44Speaker 5: it was the other half. You know, good old fashioned, yeah, regular,
- 1:37:49Speaker 5: you know, good old fashion what Christian here's good old
- 1:37:52Speaker 5: fashioned regular? You guys are a very good flavor, though,
- 1:37:56Speaker 5: what good old fashioned white flavor will never go away?
- 1:37:59Speaker 5: Just chicken bread law, regular chicken go away on season chicken.
- 1:38:02Speaker 5: I'm like sucking some weird thing like leachy fruit ice cream.
- 1:38:04Speaker 5: You're bull golgie like season you're a little bowl of
- 1:38:07Speaker 5: bo golgie. It looks awful, but it tastes delicious. That's
- 1:38:10Speaker 5: what the ice tastes awful.
- 1:38:12Speaker 3: Yeah, but also like everyone will always want to sample you.
- 1:38:14Speaker 3: That's right, you get when you get the little Asian.
- 1:38:17Speaker 10: Restaurant on seasoned chicken and handing it that out. Nobody
- 1:38:20Speaker 10: wants that, but if they go a little bit of.
- 1:38:24Speaker 5: I'll have you been to the Philippines or no, no,
- 1:38:26Speaker 5: I haven't you gotta go? What island is you from?
- 1:38:28Speaker 5: Do you know even anything?
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: But you know one of them? So sad. There's so
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: many islands, That's what I hear.
- 1:38:32Speaker 3: Like her her mom like she grew up around like
- 1:38:34Speaker 3: there's like twelve of them.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: But they were like they would like go to.
- 1:38:37Speaker 5: You want to say, gooks, huh no no, but they
- 1:38:41Speaker 5: were like, uh, you know their bathrooms are like fucking
- 1:38:44Speaker 5: holes in the ground.
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: Yeah no, we too, we too, dude, Yeah, yeah, he
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: does that. He does that now at his house. He
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: has bathrooms outside just keeper humble.
- 1:38:52Speaker 5: You know, my so my my mom's house, which grew
- 1:38:55Speaker 5: up in Soul, Korea, right, Ten generations grew up in
- 1:38:58Speaker 5: this like a little rice hot up there, right, And
- 1:39:01Speaker 5: I remember as a kid, the bathroom is a hole
- 1:39:03Speaker 5: in the ground, right, And when you look down you
- 1:39:06Speaker 5: just see hundreds of years of pool. So my great
- 1:39:10Speaker 5: great great great grandfather's pool was down there history.
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: What a disgusting story.
- 1:39:15Speaker 10: But every years they jump somebody jumps in it, right,
- 1:39:18Speaker 10: isn't that somebody from the family, like he achieved has
- 1:39:20Speaker 10: to jump in the hole.
- 1:39:21Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have some strict like you guys gotta
- 1:39:24Speaker 3: accomplish a lot.
- 1:39:27Speaker 10: Fly go in the hole and then they put the
- 1:39:28Speaker 10: lotion in the basket. That's how you get back up.
- 1:39:30Speaker 5: But even the grades in the report card, it means
- 1:39:32Speaker 5: something done to the Asian parents. What the A means average, well,
- 1:39:36Speaker 5: he means beatings, see cooma, death, f fucket. The whole
- 1:39:41Speaker 5: family dies. Did you know that? Yeah, yeah, it's that
- 1:39:47Speaker 5: scrict I remember, like I gotta see it and then
- 1:39:50Speaker 5: for a week it needs to beat the ship up.
- 1:39:53Speaker 5: You're terrible in school? Oh was terrible? Yeah, terrible? Yeah,
- 1:39:56Speaker 5: you never got above a beat? The why kid would
- 1:39:57Speaker 5: shot off? I would shoot off the you know seven
- 1:40:01Speaker 5: hawking whatever this is. I want to get in trouble
- 1:40:04Speaker 5: but whatever this is?
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah a dancer, yeah answer yeah broadway. You can't
- 1:40:09Speaker 1: say that any were you not? Were you not a
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: good student? I got all that. Really, I didn't meth
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: at twelve or whatever? Are you being serious?
- 1:40:17Speaker 5: This is a fucking real I got sober when I
- 1:40:18Speaker 5: was I went to like three rehobs before I was
- 1:40:20Speaker 5: the age of seventeen.
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: He was smoking meth when he was like thirteen, fourteen
- 1:40:23Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, that's no ship. Yeah, how do you
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: help you buy?
- 1:40:27Speaker 5: You have money?
- 1:40:28Speaker 7: Right?
- 1:40:28Speaker 10: Well, America has a lot of money, a lot of
- 1:40:30Speaker 10: rich kids, a lot of drugs came from a lot
- 1:40:31Speaker 10: of wealth.
- 1:40:32Speaker 5: My parents were rich, but my dad would have a
- 1:40:34Speaker 5: had a safe right, but he always forgot the coach,
- 1:40:37Speaker 5: so he ordered to leave it open with a little
- 1:40:39Speaker 5: a little whatever stop like a wedge, a wedge. Yeah,
- 1:40:43Speaker 5: I would just open up and just grab hundreds of dollars.
- 1:40:46Speaker 3: You guys around that would go buy my guys around
- 1:40:48Speaker 3: San Diego, San Diego doing meth Like I thought meth
- 1:40:50Speaker 3: was just like you know, small town USA, we go,
- 1:40:53Speaker 3: we go there too. We would break in the houses
- 1:40:55Speaker 3: and there'd be like, you know, meth lab just tore
- 1:40:57Speaker 3: up this guy.
- 1:40:57Speaker 5: He's like, oh, only Nashville. We have fucking Hamburger. We
- 1:41:00Speaker 5: Hamburgers at San Diego too, we have everything.
- 1:41:03Speaker 3: I just figured in Sean Diego, you guys are doing
- 1:41:04Speaker 3: the better drugs, you know what I mean?
- 1:41:06Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:41:06Speaker 5: What did your friend do up here? Ventanel?
- 1:41:10Speaker 3: He got into some bad shirt on the On the
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: other side, I got fucking bit by a mite?
- 1:41:14Speaker 1: A mite? A mite? Like you guys want me to
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: take off the hat? Do you know what a mite is? Hey?
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: Do you want me to take off the hat? Bad
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: gold on?
- 1:41:25Speaker 5: Whoa?
- 1:41:25Speaker 1: What happened there? Second one up there? Whoa?
- 1:41:28Speaker 7: Whoa?
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: Are you gonna die? What a mic studio? No, it's
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: just like a little poison side to go to a
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: like now you have what is it called? Do you
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: have Lime's disease? Now that's ticks no, like, yeah, that's
- 1:41:38Speaker 1: ticks can give you a lime? What does the mic
- 1:41:40Speaker 1: give you? I don't know. I'm still waiting.
- 1:41:42Speaker 10: Yeah, we'll find out waiting who takes over the show?
- 1:41:45Speaker 10: If you die from the mic.
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: Bite O the boys wire on the back, he'll be Okay,
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: who's who's the most app to take over? Do you
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: think we also?
- 1:41:52Speaker 8: No?
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: No, no, we know's the other host? He's in Canada? Why
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: we don't know? Really, it's a little rude.
- 1:41:58Speaker 5: No.
- 1:41:58Speaker 3: Took a bad loss at Arizona State last week and wanted
- 1:42:01Speaker 3: to scurry off to Canada.
- 1:42:02Speaker 10: Yeah, we have a sun devil baby, Yeah, I did
- 1:42:05Speaker 10: read that big sun Devil.
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: I was going to Arizona State. What incredible?
- 1:42:08Speaker 2: I was it?
- 1:42:09Speaker 10: Yes, best time of my entire life. I wanted to
- 1:42:11Speaker 10: go to a college where I didn't have to go
- 1:42:12Speaker 10: to school and it was perfect. I was like, how
- 1:42:14Speaker 10: can I get to California but also kind of go
- 1:42:16Speaker 10: to college? Went to Arizona State. Well, I was on
- 1:42:19Speaker 10: the honor I was honor student. That's how easy it was.
- 1:42:21Speaker 10: Are you a college it was an honor student? Are
- 1:42:23Speaker 10: you a college sports fan?
- 1:42:25Speaker 1: Yeah? But as you didn't?
- 1:42:26Speaker 10: We you know, we were like we weren't good enough
- 1:42:29Speaker 10: to Like, I grew up in an a house of SEC.
- 1:42:31Speaker 10: So it's it's tough. But isn't that so that is
- 1:42:33Speaker 10: the SEC guy. So it's like I couldn't we couldn't
- 1:42:35Speaker 10: talk sports.
- 1:42:36Speaker 3: Isn't it surprising that Arizona State can't just put the
- 1:42:38Speaker 3: other quality teams?
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: No, it's not. We're busy. We're having the most fun
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: you've ever had.
- 1:42:42Speaker 10: Why the fuck would you go to practice well fucking
- 1:42:45Speaker 10: a pool? Yeah, but you should still be able to
- 1:42:47Speaker 10: recruit good talent. Yeah, and they do. They do sometimes,
- 1:42:50Speaker 10: and they never make it to play. They don't necessarily
- 1:42:53Speaker 10: recruit good talent. They try, They do try, That's what
- 1:42:55Speaker 10: I'm saying. I think like a surprised and they can't
- 1:42:57Speaker 10: pull on all the what he doesn't what he's talking about.
- 1:43:00Speaker 10: Once they do show up to a su though, and
- 1:43:02Speaker 10: you have the fun, they know that they'll never play football.
- 1:43:05Speaker 10: If you wanted to go to play football in college,
- 1:43:06Speaker 10: you would. It's tough to go there. Why would you go?
- 1:43:09Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, he's he's got some he's got some problem
- 1:43:13Speaker 3: in with Arizona State.
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: That's right. I think it's a tough school to go
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: want to play football at when you want to go party.
- 1:43:19Speaker 1: But when you're.
- 1:43:19Speaker 3: When you're when you're a college kid wanting to go
- 1:43:21Speaker 3: play football, like you you still want all of the
- 1:43:24Speaker 3: bells and whistles to come with the school, whether women
- 1:43:27Speaker 3: party school.
- 1:43:28Speaker 10: Like Also, you're gonna get no matter where you go.
- 1:43:30Speaker 10: You're gonna get women no matter where you go. How
- 1:43:32Speaker 10: many women did you get you You could you could
- 1:43:34Speaker 10: go to you could go to you know, Middle West
- 1:43:38Speaker 10: Virginia State, and you'd still get late.
- 1:43:40Speaker 1: As a football player, you'd be fine.
- 1:43:42Speaker 3: Yeah, But I guess the consensus out there is Arizona
- 1:43:45Speaker 3: State has like the number one party school in the country,
- 1:43:48Speaker 3: So I think it is surprising that talent does not
- 1:43:52Speaker 3: flock to Arizona State.
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: Were cursed. It's Jake the snake curse. He cursed out
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: not anymore.
- 1:43:57Speaker 3: We just interviewed coach Dillingham, the new head coach, and
- 1:43:59Speaker 3: he's what he's said, dude, he's fucking with it.
- 1:44:01Speaker 1: He's one of my favorite coaches I've sat out with.
- 1:44:03Speaker 10: And he did he say he's working on something special. Yeah,
- 1:44:06Speaker 10: because we're sticking behind the scenes. Okay, good, right now
- 1:44:09Speaker 10: we have baseball and golf is our our legacy.
- 1:44:12Speaker 1: Well, I think he's gonna get the football program going.
- 1:44:14Speaker 10: We got John Rahm, we have Phil Micholson. Some of
- 1:44:17Speaker 10: the best golfers of all time. See you're a golf
- 1:44:19Speaker 10: baseball we have Barry Bonds on the great hit growing up.
- 1:44:22Speaker 10: Huh not really. I play it now a lot like
- 1:44:25Speaker 10: I played it when I was a kid a little bit,
- 1:44:27Speaker 10: but I learned it in my thirties really, like really
- 1:44:29Speaker 10: got to play. Do you play any sports growing up?
- 1:44:32Speaker 10: A football for like a heartbeat, then I got a concussion.
- 1:44:34Speaker 10: Then I went right to basketball. Did you actually get
- 1:44:36Speaker 10: a concussion? I did real bad? Well kind uh, the
- 1:44:41Speaker 10: one where you throw up the what level? Do you
- 1:44:43Speaker 10: remember what they told me? No, I don't really remember.
- 1:44:45Speaker 10: I got knocked out. Our kicker was gone and they
- 1:44:48Speaker 10: were like, Santino, you can kick, and I was like okay.
- 1:44:51Speaker 10: So they snapped the ball over my head. I ran back,
- 1:44:53Speaker 10: grabbed it, thought I'm gonna fucking get the first down.
- 1:44:56Speaker 10: I started running and I got shumold, and I woke
- 1:44:59Speaker 10: up to one of my assistant coaches.
- 1:45:01Speaker 1: Be like, you got your bell wrong, dude.
- 1:45:03Speaker 10: And I couldn't see him. Then threw up through my
- 1:45:05Speaker 10: fucking helmet. Yeah, so you had a real concussion. I
- 1:45:07Speaker 10: was hoping, I was.
- 1:45:08Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd say a number just so I could.
- 1:45:10Speaker 1: I don't know what the numbers are. There are no numbers.
- 1:45:12Speaker 3: I was gonna soap and you'd be like, ah, I
- 1:45:13Speaker 3: think the doctor said four.
- 1:45:15Speaker 10: No, nothing. I just knew it was fu. I was
- 1:45:17Speaker 10: fucked up for days. He was like, fuck that. I'm
- 1:45:19Speaker 10: playing basketball, basketball, a little bit of baseball, and then
- 1:45:21Speaker 10: in golf.
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: I'm too grown to sports now. No sports, you're older now. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:45:27Speaker 1: he can't do he's not a sports fan. Huh. He
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: likes video games. He plays. He plays Starting Valley for
- 1:45:30Speaker 1: five in the morning. You're a good big boll player.
- 1:45:33Speaker 1: But it runs in his blood. Yeah. Ping pong.
- 1:45:37Speaker 5: I can play ping pong. I played tennis a little.
- 1:45:38Speaker 10: His great great great grandfather was an international ping pong champion.
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: That was a wrestling team too.
- 1:45:42Speaker 5: I was on the wrestling team.
- 1:45:44Speaker 1: I don't believe funny. I don't believe him.
- 1:45:46Speaker 5: Ninety eight, then one o five And if you look
- 1:45:48Speaker 5: at let my instrguram actually go down there you can
- 1:45:50Speaker 5: see wresting photos. So I don't like your laugh. Friend, Yo,
- 1:45:53Speaker 5: you got worked in wrestling. I was what do you
- 1:45:56Speaker 5: mean I was undefeated?
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: No, you weren't. Ye, he was really good. I was
- 1:45:59Speaker 1: really good.
- 1:45:59Speaker 5: My brother was like his brother was champed, like four
- 1:46:02Speaker 5: years since his freshman year. We were very good.
- 1:46:05Speaker 1: No, come on, bron, I mean there're the they're the
- 1:46:08Speaker 1: Lee boys right there. I'm like, I'm athletic. Man, Well
- 1:46:11Speaker 1: that's not true. You're not athletic right there?
- 1:46:14Speaker 5: The first one me wrestling Triple H.
- 1:46:19Speaker 1: That's triple Triple A is tapped out. Yeah, yeah, he
- 1:46:21Speaker 1: tapped out.
- 1:46:22Speaker 5: Look at that sketch man, look at me.
- 1:46:23Speaker 1: Yeah you're not You're you're not athletic, but I want
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: you to do you wrestled? Yeah?
- 1:46:28Speaker 5: But is that interesting that that photo you wrestling wrestling
- 1:46:32Speaker 5: Triple H.
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean wrestling Triple A one of your best
- 1:46:34Speaker 1: moments of your life. You said, we're not at other
- 1:46:37Speaker 1: moments like what uh wait, let's go back real fast.
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: You saying you're athletic, because I come on, man, what
- 1:46:42Speaker 1: do you mean you're not athletic? I was on the ill.
- 1:46:45Speaker 10: What I'm telling you is he had ability when he
- 1:46:47Speaker 10: was young, but he doesn't have like athletic athleticism doesn't
- 1:46:50Speaker 10: run in his like he.
- 1:46:51Speaker 5: Can run in My dad was a professional boxer.
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: Did you know that he's not? He was not.
- 1:46:54Speaker 5: Did you was in a jar for for six months
- 1:46:56Speaker 5: later in life. But when he was younger he was
- 1:46:58Speaker 5: a boxer. He was like, oh and eight, No, that
- 1:47:02Speaker 5: was his record. You never won any quit But how
- 1:47:05Speaker 5: that doesn't mean you're athletic.
- 1:47:06Speaker 1: It does not. Like if I take you outside right now.
- 1:47:09Speaker 1: You guys are really pissing me off right now. If
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: I make you shoot a basketball, you'll we can tell
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: you're not fifty old. What's the difference. Athleticism lasts your
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: whole life.
- 1:47:16Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:47:17Speaker 1: Really, yes it does. He will be an athlete till
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: the day he's dead. He's athletic, you're not. Madden was
- 1:47:22Speaker 1: a athlete to the end. John Madden.
- 1:47:24Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet you he could do anything, any sport
- 1:47:26Speaker 5: better than you till he died, till he died when
- 1:47:29Speaker 5: he was drooling turduccan out of the side of his mouth.
- 1:47:31Speaker 5: He could have thrown a football better than you, kicked
- 1:47:33Speaker 5: a ball better than you shot a basket.
- 1:47:35Speaker 1: Out of.
- 1:47:37Speaker 5: Disrespect, and let me say this.
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: Everyone knows I do what you say.
- 1:47:42Speaker 5: Dude, you have a very small penis. And just know that.
- 1:47:47Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:47:47Speaker 5: Yeah, He goes back to this old well, this old
- 1:47:50Speaker 5: tiny well, you know it's not true. Hey, can you
- 1:47:53Speaker 5: do an Asian accent? I love him.
- 1:47:56Speaker 1: This try you can cut it out. Let's just try.
- 1:47:58Speaker 1: What do you want me to say? Just horrow? He
- 1:48:02Speaker 1: literally goes, oh, well, he got a parent that's very concerned.
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: You can cut it out.
- 1:48:06Speaker 5: That's right, cut it.
- 1:48:07Speaker 1: Out, hero. I love it. Perfect, It's perfect. That's like
- 1:48:14Speaker 1: my that's like the Team America. Oh herrow very good,
- 1:48:18Speaker 1: very good.
- 1:48:18Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah, and you're you're you're marriage with a Nasian.
- 1:48:20Speaker 5: I feel like you can do it.
- 1:48:21Speaker 1: Dir Dirk a lot. Did you guys have big, big
- 1:48:24Speaker 1: American fans over here yet? I love that movie? Good movie.
- 1:48:27Speaker 1: Do you have kids? Yes? Once? She just turned one
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: two weeks ago. Awesome. We're obsessed with there, do you guys?
- 1:48:34Speaker 1: You guys want no kids? No kids? I know you
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: have no kids. You got no girl? This is my child?
- 1:48:39Speaker 1: Tell me, but be honest. Am I like your dad
- 1:48:41Speaker 1: a little bit?
- 1:48:41Speaker 5: With the way you talked to me?
- 1:48:43Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:48:43Speaker 5: I didn't designate you as my.
- 1:48:45Speaker 10: Care of you like a father a little bit. Yeah,
- 1:48:46Speaker 10: I watch over you, don't I think get make sure
- 1:48:48Speaker 10: you get food? Does I do everything he needs me
- 1:48:51Speaker 10: to do? I am, I am like all like.
- 1:48:53Speaker 5: You know me Asian? That time stories?
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: Why do you do that? Because I want you to
- 1:48:56Speaker 1: stay connected to your culture and your history.
- 1:48:57Speaker 5: I don't want it's a history like in Vietnam, you know,
- 1:49:00Speaker 5: I mean we went in there too soon.
- 1:49:01Speaker 1: I want you to know our relationship.
- 1:49:03Speaker 10: What I want you to know our relationship and where
- 1:49:05Speaker 10: we teach you about Pearl Harbor. You better believe that
- 1:49:07Speaker 10: we read that one first every night.
- 1:49:09Speaker 5: And he also reads me the script of Apocalypse. Now
- 1:49:11Speaker 5: I don't know why, but he just does. You know
- 1:49:12Speaker 5: what I mean, you know why? And at the end
- 1:49:14Speaker 5: he has the knife in the mouth, you know, I mean,
- 1:49:15Speaker 5: what was the makeup? It's terrible. Yeah, how did you
- 1:49:17Speaker 5: guys meet?
- 1:49:19Speaker 1: We met fifteen years ago or so. I don't even
- 1:49:21Speaker 1: know how many years ago.
- 1:49:21Speaker 10: But along about that time, fifteen years ago at the
- 1:49:24Speaker 10: comedy store, Bobby saw me.
- 1:49:26Speaker 5: So I'll just tell you I was in the original
- 1:49:27Speaker 5: room at the Comedy Store and I was sitting next
- 1:49:29Speaker 5: to Leah. Two seats we weren't sitting next year's two
- 1:49:37Speaker 5: seats between them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and no, I love
- 1:49:39Speaker 5: anyway anyway, and I go, they go, they go Andrew
- 1:49:43Speaker 5: Centino and I go. I turned it to Chris and
- 1:49:45Speaker 5: I go, who the fuck is this redheader freak? I mean,
- 1:49:48Speaker 5: he's a freak of nature. He's so ugly, you know,
- 1:49:52Speaker 5: he has a little diger right and right he goes.
- 1:49:55Speaker 5: As soon as he opened his mouth, I turned it
- 1:49:57Speaker 5: to Lean and I go, yeah, he's good, Like you
- 1:50:00Speaker 5: just tell how talented he was. And then you know,
- 1:50:03Speaker 5: we became friends. And then years ago, you know, my
- 1:50:05Speaker 5: career wasn't going well, so I had this internet show
- 1:50:07Speaker 5: called Talking, which is just you know, I did it
- 1:50:10Speaker 5: that maker, and I had him as a guest, and
- 1:50:12Speaker 5: as soon as we did it, we were just you thought.
- 1:50:15Speaker 1: To yourself, jackpot.
- 1:50:17Speaker 5: Yeah not at the time, but I just remember we
- 1:50:18Speaker 5: had good chemistry. And then we would pod this and that.
- 1:50:20Speaker 5: You know, I have it with only one other person,
- 1:50:22Speaker 5: THEO and I, you know, have a good rhythm, but
- 1:50:26Speaker 5: him and I are better. Like there's something about you know,
- 1:50:28Speaker 5: because he's so like nasty and mean and right yeah,
- 1:50:33Speaker 5: and just like kind of ugly, you know, and I'm
- 1:50:37Speaker 5: cute as fun yeah really you know, right, yeah, yeah,
- 1:50:41Speaker 5: like I test well.
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: Validation, validation, validation, right right, yeah, yeah, our rhythm was it.
- 1:50:48Speaker 10: We just knew O rhythm was good when we did
- 1:50:49Speaker 10: the old show together. And then what really happened was
- 1:50:54Speaker 10: I would do filling for Tiger Belly sometimes when he
- 1:50:56Speaker 10: was gone, so Caliland I would do the show together,
- 1:50:58Speaker 10: or I would be a layered guest when I did
- 1:51:01Speaker 10: my show Whiskey Ginger when I started my own podcast.
- 1:51:04Speaker 10: As we were growing, you know, the show's when he
- 1:51:08Speaker 10: was gone, and then when I would come back, Callila
- 1:51:10Speaker 10: would always say, you know, why don't you guys do
- 1:51:13Speaker 10: more together? And then we had joked about doing it.
- 1:51:15Speaker 10: We actually joked about it a few times, being like
- 1:51:17Speaker 10: we will just do a show. And then the truth
- 1:51:20Speaker 10: is Bobby's dad died and and he relapsed. And when
- 1:51:25Speaker 10: he relapsed, we had like a heart to heart moment
- 1:51:28Speaker 10: and he was like, I want to change my life
- 1:51:29Speaker 10: around when I got out of rehab, and I really
- 1:51:31Speaker 10: want to like start this thing with you.
- 1:51:32Speaker 1: I think we should actually do it instead of talk
- 1:51:34Speaker 1: about it.
- 1:51:35Speaker 10: So when he got out of rehab, we started the
- 1:51:36Speaker 10: show and he relapsed again twice.
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: Yeah, in that pool, the pool we.
- 1:51:41Speaker 10: Were in Mexico, he relapsed and he I went to
- 1:51:43Speaker 10: go try to find him because I was concerned because
- 1:51:46Speaker 10: I had heard that he was drinking because he snuck
- 1:51:48Speaker 10: he stole alcohol from the bar. And he went up
- 1:51:50Speaker 10: to his room and I was banging on his door
- 1:51:51Speaker 10: and he answered the door naked, and he had pooped
- 1:51:53Speaker 10: all over his hands. He's like, come in And I
- 1:51:57Speaker 10: came in there and there was throw up like the Exorcist.
- 1:52:00Speaker 1: He was like all over the.
- 1:52:02Speaker 10: Poop on his hands and puke on there, and I said,
- 1:52:05Speaker 10: you look good, and so I said, we got to
- 1:52:07Speaker 10: go get you some more help. And then then we
- 1:52:09Speaker 10: left again and we got him rehab again, and now
- 1:52:11Speaker 10: he's good. He's been sober for how long? What was
- 1:52:12Speaker 10: the care over?
- 1:52:13Speaker 1: Year and some change? No clap for that or anything, nobody.
- 1:52:16Speaker 1: We're waiting you guys.
- 1:52:17Speaker 5: You white pieces of ships?
- 1:52:19Speaker 1: Why?
- 1:52:19Speaker 3: Why?
- 1:52:19Speaker 1: Why are they're white? Puerto Rican? What the fuck is
- 1:52:23Speaker 1: wrong with you? You are? Yes? Yeah, it's crazy. I'm sorry,
- 1:52:27Speaker 1: Puerto Rican kid. Yeah you're your guy.
- 1:52:30Speaker 8: Here?
- 1:52:30Speaker 5: Did an Asian access at hot all?
- 1:52:32Speaker 1: He wanted me to do that, like baseball record.
- 1:52:35Speaker 10: That's really what happened, though, is that he is that
- 1:52:37Speaker 10: when he got clean and we started again and then
- 1:52:39Speaker 10: we've been together ever since. I've supported him through his
- 1:52:42Speaker 10: down times like that, and we got it.
- 1:52:44Speaker 1: You know, we gotta keep going.
- 1:52:45Speaker 5: I just say I want to say one thing, you know,
- 1:52:47Speaker 5: I want to say, rarely do you find people, especially
- 1:52:52Speaker 5: in the comedy business, that will you know, will be
- 1:52:55Speaker 5: there for you. And Andrew is like that. It really
- 1:52:59Speaker 5: makes me want to cry like that.
- 1:53:01Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:53:01Speaker 5: It's so I've had a tough month, and him and
- 1:53:05Speaker 5: the New York comedy scene, LA comedy scene, they just
- 1:53:08Speaker 5: all were like calling and seeing how I was. And
- 1:53:10Speaker 5: it's just like it made me so grateful about where
- 1:53:13Speaker 5: I'm at and who's in my life, you know.
- 1:53:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:53:16Speaker 3: And what's what's awesome too, is you can actually feel that,
- 1:53:19Speaker 3: like when you guys are doing your show.
- 1:53:20Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, see that. He's got to break it up.
- 1:53:23Speaker 1: That's he's got to break it up. I want to
- 1:53:26Speaker 1: break it. We're getting too much in the is.
- 1:53:28Speaker 10: We we want to now he's on we're on the
- 1:53:30Speaker 10: road now for thirty three cities and he wants to
- 1:53:32Speaker 10: get laid, but he said he's having a testament to
- 1:53:34Speaker 10: his self self worth to be celibate for a year.
- 1:53:39Speaker 1: So he's gonna he's going celibacy.
- 1:53:40Speaker 5: I masturbated them.
- 1:53:41Speaker 1: You did it?
- 1:53:42Speaker 10: You jerked off on the bus? Are you being serious?
- 1:53:44Speaker 10: We said no jerking on the bus.
- 1:53:45Speaker 5: If you look underneath it, you because they're in a
- 1:53:47Speaker 5: little bunk. If you look underneath on the corners, there's
- 1:53:49Speaker 5: tissue paper.
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: Just throw it away. What are you saving it for?
- 1:53:52Speaker 1: I'm gonna gather at the end of the tour. You're
- 1:53:55Speaker 1: gonna make some art out of it.
- 1:53:56Speaker 5: Maybe that's okay, you can reset, He starts, now, oh really,
- 1:54:00Speaker 5: but it's drinking off celibacy.
- 1:54:02Speaker 10: I think it's you can't nut. Yeah, I think you
- 1:54:04Speaker 10: can't not. But his whole celebacy is no meeting with women.
- 1:54:06Speaker 10: He didn't want to see any women. Well, because it's like,
- 1:54:08Speaker 10: you know what, that's what it was.
- 1:54:09Speaker 5: I'm on the day you you I've been dating crazies, you.
- 1:54:14Speaker 1: Know, I like, you know, like you're its about a
- 1:54:17Speaker 1: couple of crazy Well you're.
- 1:54:18Speaker 5: In bed and they're like, you know what I mean,
- 1:54:19Speaker 5: I can tell you about him.
- 1:54:21Speaker 1: He doesn't like any of them. Are you in the
- 1:54:22Speaker 1: room too?
- 1:54:23Speaker 10: Well, he's my this is my brother. So it's like
- 1:54:25Speaker 10: I know about it all. It's going to be good
- 1:54:26Speaker 10: enough for you, that's true, but it's also because you
- 1:54:28Speaker 10: hold the higher stand. I don't want some I don't
- 1:54:30Speaker 10: want someone to come in for the wrong reasons, trying
- 1:54:33Speaker 10: to take advantage of him.
- 1:54:33Speaker 1: So that's I see that a lot.
- 1:54:35Speaker 10: It's like these these women that I could think, like
- 1:54:37Speaker 10: they're hot, so he's blinded by how hot there, but
- 1:54:39Speaker 10: I know that they're they're not in for the real
- 1:54:41Speaker 10: you know what I mean.
- 1:54:42Speaker 1: Yeah, he can just tell you. You can just tell
- 1:54:43Speaker 1: he's a horny boy.
- 1:54:44Speaker 5: He's a sucker. He's a sucker, you know what it is.
- 1:54:46Speaker 5: He's Yeah, he's a plus sucker. But he's got a
- 1:54:48Speaker 5: big heart. So he's like he's like very giving. He'll
- 1:54:51Speaker 5: do anything if a girl. If a girl comes into
- 1:54:52Speaker 5: his life and is.
- 1:54:53Speaker 10: Like I need my mom needs ten grand, he'll write
- 1:54:56Speaker 10: the check the same day.
- 1:54:57Speaker 1: And and I'm not exaggerated. When I first got sober,
- 1:54:59Speaker 1: tell M what I got for it.
- 1:55:01Speaker 5: When I first, I mean Clode broke up two weeks
- 1:55:03Speaker 5: and then I looked at my DM and this girl
- 1:55:05Speaker 5: from Canada goes she sent me her bill like eight
- 1:55:09Speaker 5: hundred dollars, aren't going to get evicted. So I sent
- 1:55:11Speaker 5: her the money sent.
- 1:55:11Speaker 1: Her the money, didn't even know.
- 1:55:12Speaker 5: We're sender the money to know because maybe I can
- 1:55:14Speaker 5: get your man what it's like me or whatever I mean.
- 1:55:17Speaker 5: And you never thought. I never talked to her A guains.
- 1:55:19Speaker 5: So if you're a good looking girl and and somebody
- 1:55:20Speaker 5: in your surgery.
- 1:55:22Speaker 1: And needs help, if you need yeah yeah, but so yeah.
- 1:55:26Speaker 10: So he had a few instances some people that I
- 1:55:27Speaker 10: wasn't a big fan of, and I told him straight up,
- 1:55:29Speaker 10: I didn't like who they one of the one of
- 1:55:32Speaker 10: the people's one of the persons was a blackout, which
- 1:55:36Speaker 10: I don't think was healthy for you.
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: Was drunk.
- 1:55:37Speaker 5: Black was drunk at what you're black only when we
- 1:55:40Speaker 5: were out and I fart, Yeah, you go ahead, let
- 1:55:42Speaker 5: it go there it is this one.
- 1:55:45Speaker 1: Right, there was a girl. There was a girl, tell
- 1:55:47Speaker 1: my buttles tight? Yeah yeah, right. He pinches his cheeks.
- 1:55:50Speaker 1: He doesn't want to, he's otherwise. He goes.
- 1:55:54Speaker 10: There was a girl that was There was a girl
- 1:55:56Speaker 10: that was drunk at nine am, right, eight thirty I
- 1:55:58Speaker 10: got coffee. Remember I dude, drunk as and I'm not
- 1:56:02Speaker 10: saying buzz drunk. At eight thirty forty in the morning.
- 1:56:05Speaker 10: We had to go do radio and I'm down getting
- 1:56:08Speaker 10: coffee for all of us.
- 1:56:09Speaker 1: Yeah, blacked out.
- 1:56:10Speaker 10: Eight thirty in the morning, and he's he's like, what's
- 1:56:13Speaker 10: the problem.
- 1:56:15Speaker 1: I was like, how do you not? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:56:18Speaker 1: so no, I haven't liked anybody. People can't party eight
- 1:56:21Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. You don't need to black out
- 1:56:22Speaker 1: at eight am. It was like a Wednesday.
- 1:56:25Speaker 5: Okay, it's all good, thank you.
- 1:56:26Speaker 10: No, see, i'd be he'd be in piece.
- 1:56:30Speaker 1: Do you think so if you weren't in my life,
- 1:56:31Speaker 1: you think I'd be in pieces?
- 1:56:32Speaker 8: Right now?
- 1:56:32Speaker 10: I think if if I weren't in your life, you'd
- 1:56:34Speaker 10: have it'd be a little bit harder for you.
- 1:56:37Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I agree. Yeah, I agree. I agree.
- 1:56:40Speaker 1: Thank you. You're welcome. Thank You're welcome. Kiddo. What does
- 1:56:42Speaker 1: what does Bobby do for you? Brings me? Anxiety?
- 1:56:46Speaker 10: Stress, depression, strife, financial trouble, the Korean market which is
- 1:56:54Speaker 10: big because I new Soul has a lot of people.
- 1:56:55Speaker 1: So that's it. Yeah, that's good. It brings me. He's
- 1:56:58Speaker 1: he's a.
- 1:56:58Speaker 10: Loyal for a very very loyal suite friend. And on
- 1:57:01Speaker 10: top of all the love, finish fucking asshole. On top
- 1:57:06Speaker 10: of all the love, that he gives me the thing though.
- 1:57:10Speaker 10: He is easily the funniest person I've ever worked with
- 1:57:13Speaker 10: in my entire life.
- 1:57:13Speaker 1: That's just a fact, just because our the rhythm is perfect.
- 1:57:16Speaker 10: And and look, if I'm in the woods and a
- 1:57:18Speaker 10: snake bit me on the dick, go ahead, finish the joke.
- 1:57:20Speaker 3: If a snake bit him in the dick and he
- 1:57:23Speaker 3: was losing his life in the middle of the woods,
- 1:57:24Speaker 3: would you suck.
- 1:57:25Speaker 1: The ve of his dicky?
- 1:57:28Speaker 5: Yeah, I went this way.
- 1:57:29Speaker 1: I know I saw you would. I would suck it
- 1:57:31Speaker 1: even if there's no there's no snake.
- 1:57:33Speaker 5: The real truth is whenever he does blow me on
- 1:57:36Speaker 5: the bus with the gun.
- 1:57:37Speaker 3: Shot to the arm, and you're like, all right, I'll
- 1:57:39Speaker 3: set your dicky.
- 1:57:40Speaker 10: Whenever he's on the bus and he's want and he
- 1:57:42Speaker 10: wants to blow me, he just goes. He texts me,
- 1:57:44Speaker 10: he goes, tell me a snake bit you in front
- 1:57:46Speaker 10: of everybody.
- 1:57:47Speaker 1: Not to go to the bus. I go a snake
- 1:57:49Speaker 1: bit me outside. Then he justifies what we do. Yeah,
- 1:57:52Speaker 1: that's great.
- 1:57:53Speaker 5: But that we're a perfect little pair. We're like the
- 1:57:56Speaker 5: perfect odd couple. That's why that's good. You guys are
- 1:57:58Speaker 5: both in each other's and Idiot Circle. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.
- 1:58:02Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:58:03Speaker 5: You know what I also love about the podcast community
- 1:58:06Speaker 5: is we all kind of grew closer.
- 1:58:07Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:58:08Speaker 5: Yeah, I think without it, I wouldn't know as many people.
- 1:58:11Speaker 5: But you know, we, you know, own owner. For the
- 1:58:13Speaker 5: comedy podcast community to strive, we have to do each
- 1:58:16Speaker 5: other's podcast for everything to grow. And I think in
- 1:58:19Speaker 5: that exchange has been healthy for New York and LA
- 1:58:22Speaker 5: because we know, we got the Stefano and Salts and all.
- 1:58:24Speaker 10: Those morell and all and were it as an answer
- 1:58:27Speaker 10: to the business because we were tired of the business
- 1:58:30Speaker 10: telling us that we could or couldn't do shit. So
- 1:58:32Speaker 10: we were like, okay, fuck it, We'll just make our
- 1:58:34Speaker 10: own shows. We'll grow them together. We'll have other comics
- 1:58:37Speaker 10: that we know or even that we don't know, and
- 1:58:39Speaker 10: grow and grow the audiences.
- 1:58:41Speaker 1: And then now look, now we're on a.
- 1:58:42Speaker 10: Tour where we're we're doing thirty three cities. We do
- 1:58:45Speaker 10: we both do stand ups, so you get both of
- 1:58:46Speaker 10: us doing twenty five thirty minutes to stand up. Then
- 1:58:48Speaker 10: we do another hour and a half if not more,
- 1:58:51Speaker 10: of bits from the podcast that we've done over the years.
- 1:58:53Speaker 10: We interact with fans we have. So it's like we
- 1:58:55Speaker 10: grew this new audience. We already had stand up audiences.
- 1:58:58Speaker 10: We grew like another chunk. So it was it's changed
- 1:59:01Speaker 10: our lives in a way that because it's so happy
- 1:59:04Speaker 10: about man, yeah, I go ahead.
- 1:59:06Speaker 5: Also what's great about it is, you know, me and
- 1:59:08Speaker 5: Andrew have been in the business for a while and
- 1:59:10Speaker 5: you have these gatekeepers in LA in New York there
- 1:59:14Speaker 5: everywhere twelve people like club you know people Montreal and
- 1:59:17Speaker 5: then also like television and what podcasting. Did it was
- 1:59:20Speaker 5: because you know, like when I audition for something, I'm fifth, right,
- 1:59:24Speaker 5: they're always either Ronnie Changue if he can't do it,
- 1:59:26Speaker 5: Jimmy oh yet you know, I mean there's like a
- 1:59:27Speaker 5: risk Randall Park. Right, there's a list of like I mean,
- 1:59:30Speaker 5: oh you know what I mean, and no, that's Randall Park.
- 1:59:33Speaker 1: Oh I get it.
- 1:59:33Speaker 5: Yeah, and and so but by doing it our ourselves,
- 1:59:39Speaker 5: I kind of cut the line and I show people.
- 1:59:41Speaker 5: I mean, I'm the number one Asian guy.
- 1:59:44Speaker 1: Do you think you're number one?
- 1:59:45Speaker 8: Right?
- 1:59:45Speaker 1: Number one?
- 1:59:46Speaker 5: I mean if you look at the funniest Asian guy,
- 1:59:48Speaker 5: you know, in rank or whatever, it's.
- 1:59:50Speaker 10: The Asian funniest Asian. What funniest comedy Asian on the list?
- 1:59:53Speaker 1: I want to be on the list.
- 1:59:54Speaker 3: I think we're gonna do the Asian community. We got
- 1:59:56Speaker 3: to go Asian entertainers.
- 1:59:57Speaker 5: No, just do comedian, Just do commedian comedian.
- 2:00:00Speaker 10: That's what a way to stop there comedians Asian people
- 2:00:02Speaker 10: running Chang Andrew Funk.
- 2:00:03Speaker 5: Not even on the list, Tara, he said, I'm not
- 2:00:06Speaker 5: even on the I'm not even on the list, all.
- 2:00:07Speaker 1: Right, but Randall park is first.
- 2:00:12Speaker 5: Oh Rock, I got the list. Ben Shang Wang probably
- 2:00:17Speaker 5: you're fifth, fifth, that's not bad. You're moving up five.
- 2:00:21Speaker 4: He said, you're a fifth on the list.
- 2:00:23Speaker 1: You are fifth on the list, so you know, five
- 2:00:25Speaker 1: is not bad. Who's right below you? Yeah? Who's right
- 2:00:26Speaker 1: below you? He would hate that? Hate it? Jimmy Oya
- 2:00:30Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Ken Jong Oh, he would yeah, yeah,
- 2:00:34Speaker 1: Joel Kim Booster loves that he's above Ken Junk That
- 2:00:36Speaker 1: it means the world is.
- 2:00:37Speaker 5: My point though, it's like, you know, you kind of
- 2:00:39Speaker 5: skip the lines.
- 2:00:39Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a we had a friend.
- 2:00:41Speaker 3: We have a friend of the shoe Cordero Steve Byrne
- 2:00:43Speaker 3: and he says I heard of him. Ask him about
- 2:00:44Speaker 3: the time I broke ask him about the time I
- 2:00:46Speaker 3: broke up a five between him and Kim Jong.
- 2:00:50Speaker 1: On the Kimsic comedy he knows well. He said that, yeah,
- 2:00:54Speaker 1: you do. You want to see the text message just.
- 2:00:55Speaker 2: Like Val.
- 2:00:57Speaker 5: And almost beat the ship up.
- 2:00:58Speaker 1: Me to the idea that he's.
- 2:01:00Speaker 5: No, no, I could defeat him because he has Gollum's body.
- 2:01:04Speaker 5: He look at his body, not a single muscle and
- 2:01:05Speaker 5: he's a Doctor's fucking sat and.
- 2:01:07Speaker 1: Watching the little thing you saw on the film you
- 2:01:08Speaker 1: two fight would be so funny.
- 2:01:10Speaker 3: What happened? What happened? Give some context, because that's why
- 2:01:12Speaker 3: I said, I go, is this a real story? And
- 2:01:13Speaker 3: he said yes, just ask him.
- 2:01:15Speaker 5: It's you're gonna think it's so stupid. So this is
- 2:01:18Speaker 5: back when there was my Space, during my Space, and
- 2:01:22Speaker 5: I was always in his top ten friends, always right.
- 2:01:27Speaker 5: I was like number three, right, And then he started
- 2:01:30Speaker 5: booking movies and stuff right. So then all of a sudden,
- 2:01:32Speaker 5: you see Judd Apatow, Will Ferrell in his top and
- 2:01:36Speaker 5: I got weeded down to like twenty three or something,
- 2:01:39Speaker 5: you know what I mean. So one day we're at
- 2:01:40Speaker 5: Cobb San Francisco, and I go, what's up Hollywood. I mean,
- 2:01:44Speaker 5: I'm no longer a top ten.
- 2:01:45Speaker 1: He goes, hey, buddy, you know what I mean, the
- 2:01:47Speaker 1: fuck you? You know what I mean? And I go, fuck you,
- 2:01:49Speaker 1: And then that's how it started my space for my
- 2:01:52Speaker 1: space top ten. That's some like high school. Yeah, I
- 2:01:55Speaker 1: got real all the way type stuff, you like Jack
- 2:01:57Speaker 1: got the boy. If you're not in the top five.
- 2:01:59Speaker 5: And you're boking me, you know, it was crazy. He
- 2:02:00Speaker 5: started choking and Steve goes, you know, with.
- 2:02:03Speaker 1: The arms, you know what I mean. It was an
- 2:02:05Speaker 1: all Asian tour.
- 2:02:06Speaker 5: He's an all Asian tour. And then they're filming no disrespect,
- 2:02:14Speaker 5: and then me and Ken didn't talk to each other
- 2:02:16Speaker 5: for like eight years.
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: Now, you guys are great.
- 2:02:18Speaker 5: We're fun right now.
- 2:02:21Speaker 1: We we have we we we.
- 2:02:22Speaker 10: Love these kno, we love love Asian community where they're
- 2:02:26Speaker 10: they're all supportive of Bobby.
- 2:02:27Speaker 1: He has no enemies in the Asian world now, not
- 2:02:29Speaker 1: this one.
- 2:02:29Speaker 5: But I can't talk about no because he's he's he'll freak.
- 2:02:32Speaker 1: The funk out.
- 2:02:34Speaker 5: But there's one that I want, you know what I mean,
- 2:02:35Speaker 5: I want I want to I want to defeat him.
- 2:02:38Speaker 1: What's it? What's his name? Rhyme? With uh.
- 2:02:43Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, that's a fun game, good luck, you
- 2:02:49Speaker 5: know what I mean. But pushed me in the IMPROVM
- 2:02:53Speaker 5: one night and I fell on the ground and made
- 2:02:55Speaker 5: me look like a fool.
- 2:02:57Speaker 1: Oh, actually pushed.
- 2:02:58Speaker 5: You, I thought, not one, no, no, no, he pushed me and
- 2:03:01Speaker 5: I went back like that and made me look a fool,
- 2:03:04Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
- 2:03:05Speaker 1: And so then I went a war fights off and
- 2:03:10Speaker 1: you see more like a lover than a fighter. Ourish
- 2:03:12Speaker 1: if you're beat me up, you.
- 2:03:14Speaker 10: Know, as Bobby Bobby. Oh, and this is known, but
- 2:03:18Speaker 10: he holds a grudge worse than anybody I've ever seen.
- 2:03:21Speaker 10: If you do something like that to him, he will
- 2:03:24Speaker 10: never forget it.
- 2:03:25Speaker 1: For the rest of his fucking life.
- 2:03:26Speaker 5: It's not healthy, it's not but it because like the
- 2:03:29Speaker 5: loejoya comedy store that's where I started. And one night
- 2:03:32Speaker 5: I drove down there and they wouldn't put me up,
- 2:03:34Speaker 5: and I go, if you don't put me up right now,
- 2:03:35Speaker 5: because I drove all the down there and it was.
- 2:03:36Speaker 1: A bunch of young guys. They're looking for time like young.
- 2:03:38Speaker 5: No it was no, it was a all women's show.
- 2:03:40Speaker 5: Oh that's right, it was an all women's show. And
- 2:03:42Speaker 5: they go, well, it's an all women's show. I know,
- 2:03:44Speaker 5: but I drove down here and they said, I said,
- 2:03:47Speaker 5: if you don't put me up, I'll never play her again.
- 2:03:49Speaker 5: This is fourteen years ago. Fifteen years ago. They go, well,
- 2:03:52Speaker 5: okay then, and I never played it after that. I
- 2:03:54Speaker 5: have the fart again. So anyway, another way, they found
- 2:03:58Speaker 5: out who you were talking about, real fan. Took almost
- 2:04:01Speaker 5: no time for them to figure that out.
- 2:04:03Speaker 1: Yeah, kick that out. How good are you? What the fuck?
- 2:04:06Speaker 1: What are you? Guys?
- 2:04:08Speaker 5: Look at scientists?
- 2:04:09Speaker 1: No, just he figured the rhyme wasn't that hard. Just
- 2:04:11Speaker 1: they're highly operative. Yeah, yeah, these guys are very good. Ud,
- 2:04:14Speaker 1: How did you know that you're good? Huh kind? He
- 2:04:17Speaker 1: kind of looks like our Macone? Yeah, yeah, at one
- 2:04:20Speaker 1: of those who's this.
- 2:04:20Speaker 10: Our videographer maccone that's out there with us, who's on tour.
- 2:04:23Speaker 10: This dude, this dude, this is insane. I'm gonna play
- 2:04:26Speaker 10: you something.
- 2:04:26Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like a car You guys like Carneal with
- 2:04:28Speaker 5: we got it.
- 2:04:28Speaker 1: We got like a little twenty three year old kid
- 2:04:30Speaker 1: from Minnesota who's incredible. He's a gray videographer. He's super
- 2:04:33Speaker 1: smart and fast.
- 2:04:34Speaker 10: He's so proficient like everything that we need him to
- 2:04:36Speaker 10: be for the for the Internet's sake. And I got
- 2:04:38Speaker 10: to tell you something about this guy. Didn't think this
- 2:04:40Speaker 10: would be it. It's been a nightmare.
- 2:04:42Speaker 1: He's on the bus with us.
- 2:04:43Speaker 10: We're all sleeping on the bus five in the morning,
- 2:04:46Speaker 10: four forty five in the morning. He has night terrors
- 2:04:50Speaker 10: every fucking night. He wakes us up every fucking I'll
- 2:04:54Speaker 10: play you. We record them. You know you have an
- 2:04:55Speaker 10: app to record your sleep. You know this if you
- 2:04:58Speaker 10: if you're someone that talks in your sleep, you can
- 2:04:59Speaker 10: record it. This is every night, every fucking night. This
- 2:05:02Speaker 10: is him every night, or he'll just talk to himself,
- 2:05:14Speaker 10: or it's this.
- 2:05:16Speaker 1: There was nothing, no dirty said. I don't imagine message
- 2:05:20Speaker 1: borrow every night every night. We have to deal with
- 2:05:25Speaker 1: this fucking kid. But now we're regretting that we're on
- 2:05:28Speaker 1: a bus. Run a bus for like he was in Vietnam.
- 2:05:31Speaker 1: Yeah he will.
- 2:05:32Speaker 5: Yeah, he grew up in a nice home. Yeah, he's
- 2:05:37Speaker 5: like he's like a nice middle class kid from Minnesota.
- 2:05:39Speaker 10: And it's we asked. We've tried to ask him what happened,
- 2:05:41Speaker 10: and he won't tell us. We know something happened happened,
- 2:05:44Speaker 10: but sometimes so still he'll say please please stop, stop
- 2:05:46Speaker 10: stop stop. And then one night, the first night had
- 2:05:48Speaker 10: happened or no, the second night, I opened my door
- 2:05:52Speaker 10: and I said, okay, buddy, are you all right? And
- 2:05:54Speaker 10: he goes, it's okay, it's okay. And I thought, this
- 2:05:58Speaker 10: is something that this is happen. This is a regret,
- 2:06:00Speaker 10: something happened to him. So now just to like get
- 2:06:03Speaker 10: him settled in, Bobby and I will assault him in
- 2:06:06Speaker 10: the middle of the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 2:06:08Speaker 10: well just you know, if you're gonna make yeah, just
- 2:06:10Speaker 10: to settlehim in a little.
- 2:06:11Speaker 1: Bit very tight. But hole, I don't know what. I
- 2:06:15Speaker 1: don't know. I just said that I kissed him on
- 2:06:16Speaker 1: the forehead before we go to bed. I went too far.
- 2:06:18Speaker 1: I mean, he's a good guy. The tour has been
- 2:06:20Speaker 1: incredibly You've never been on a bus bus tour took
- 2:06:24Speaker 1: us out. Yeah, come see us. Yeah, dude, when does
- 2:06:26Speaker 1: this next?
- 2:06:28Speaker 5: I like you, can you come into l N do
- 2:06:30Speaker 5: my podcast?
- 2:06:30Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely yes. And by the way, you can cut
- 2:06:35Speaker 1: this of you guys, you can cut this out. What okay? What?
- 2:06:39Speaker 1: Because I'm not informed, I'm like half I love We've
- 2:06:42Speaker 1: got we've already decided that we have some cutouts.
- 2:06:44Speaker 10: You have to, yeah, some of it. But this is
- 2:06:46Speaker 10: I'm only half informed. I'm Internet. I'm more Internet than him.
- 2:06:49Speaker 10: We're by But this whole Jeffrey Star thing did they fuck?
- 2:06:54Speaker 10: See they did? That's like you and I we joke
- 2:06:57Speaker 10: about all that stuff.
- 2:06:58Speaker 1: But we do what we fuck man, Well whatever the
- 2:07:02Speaker 1: Internet needs to know.
- 2:07:03Speaker 5: Yeah, we do.
- 2:07:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish you. I wish he was here.
- 2:07:06Speaker 3: When I told Taylor, I was like, hey man, the
- 2:07:08Speaker 3: boys are going to be I just got pitched this
- 2:07:10Speaker 3: morning that they're going to be in Nashville.
- 2:07:12Speaker 1: And I was like, we have to accept. I know
- 2:07:14Speaker 1: that's painful to hear.
- 2:07:15Speaker 3: And He's like, dude, I have so much fucking fomo,
- 2:07:17Speaker 3: but obviously have the most.
- 2:07:18Speaker 1: Well, we love you. I know he's not here, but
- 2:07:20Speaker 1: we love you. And I will say this.
- 2:07:21Speaker 10: I went to kid Rocks bar this morning with my
- 2:07:23Speaker 10: friend Piggy and and they had a case, had a
- 2:07:26Speaker 10: ton of light. They had a ton of bud light.
- 2:07:29Speaker 10: So Kid Rock, you're a fucking liar because I know
- 2:07:32Speaker 10: this and this is his territory.
- 2:07:33Speaker 1: Doesn't he live here? Oh yeah, this is calling you out. Rocks.
- 2:07:36Speaker 1: This is back you out, big dog.
- 2:07:37Speaker 10: There was so much bud light at your bar, boy,
- 2:07:39Speaker 10: I don't know what you got going on.
- 2:07:41Speaker 7: Boy, he's a full on replica of the White House
- 2:07:44Speaker 7: that he lives in a mansion and here in Nashville.
- 2:07:47Speaker 1: I did hear that? You guys know him? Has he
- 2:07:49Speaker 1: been on the show? Would you ever have him on
- 2:07:51Speaker 1: the show? Absolutely? Yeah? Why not? But would you make
- 2:07:53Speaker 1: fun of that or no? Would you hold back? Yeah?
- 2:07:55Speaker 3: I mean you'd want to ask in the best way possible,
- 2:07:58Speaker 3: like how to figure out how to get around some
- 2:08:00Speaker 3: of these questions?
- 2:08:01Speaker 1: You know?
- 2:08:01Speaker 2: How is when you have a guest and you're trying
- 2:08:02Speaker 2: to feel him out, like we don't know him, but
- 2:08:03Speaker 2: I would call him out for that shit that was
- 2:08:05Speaker 2: so whack. I thought that was so fucking whack.
- 2:08:07Speaker 10: We made fun of him on our show incessantly because
- 2:08:09Speaker 10: I was like, we did a whole bit where we're like,
- 2:08:12Speaker 10: what's really going on?
- 2:08:13Speaker 1: Kid? Rock? Did you stub your toe this morning? Is
- 2:08:15Speaker 1: someone you know in your family?
- 2:08:16Speaker 4: Like?
- 2:08:16Speaker 1: Right right?
- 2:08:17Speaker 10: Did the dog not come to you first? He went
- 2:08:19Speaker 10: to your wife this morning? Like what all happened? He's
- 2:08:22Speaker 10: not mad about about the the The person on the
- 2:08:26Speaker 10: can I don't remember their name. Now he's more about
- 2:08:28Speaker 10: the all the other shit and something's going on with
- 2:08:30Speaker 10: the politics. Yeah, but it's also like, no, I think
- 2:08:32Speaker 10: life is what gets as.
- 2:08:34Speaker 3: It's like him wanting to stand on a certain side
- 2:08:37Speaker 3: of the fence. It's a ship, dude's beer. But what
- 2:08:39Speaker 3: I'm telling you is if he came on and you
- 2:08:41Speaker 3: just do that right there, right away, Yeah, but then
- 2:08:44Speaker 3: you're not gonna walk them.
- 2:08:45Speaker 1: You're not gonna You're not gonna air the pod. No,
- 2:08:47Speaker 1: I'd air it. He'd walk, and then we'd are it
- 2:08:48Speaker 1: just because like it's way more fun for us.
- 2:08:50Speaker 5: You would kiss his ass. No, I wouldn't know you would. Nah,
- 2:08:54Speaker 5: you're Hollywood, baby, I am. I'm Hollywood. Yeah, how you're
- 2:08:58Speaker 5: more Hollywood.
- 2:08:59Speaker 1: That's his how.
- 2:09:00Speaker 4: That's what he's building currently.
- 2:09:01Speaker 7: It's supposed to be a replica of the White House,
- 2:09:03Speaker 7: but it's here in Nashville on acre property.
- 2:09:06Speaker 10: It's like seven he's like, he's like the white Kanye.
- 2:09:11Speaker 10: I can't wait till he goes on like an anti
- 2:09:13Speaker 10: Jew rant. He's on the roof of that being like
- 2:09:16Speaker 10: will chop with the juice, waving an American flag.
- 2:09:20Speaker 3: But also the whole cutting stuff out of a pod
- 2:09:22Speaker 3: if you're going to.
- 2:09:23Speaker 10: Yeah, no, no, no, but that but that's something that
- 2:09:25Speaker 10: you'd have to joke about because it's so extreme. I
- 2:09:28Speaker 10: don't I don't I agree with joking about it out
- 2:09:30Speaker 10: of your way to like make up make a viral video.
- 2:09:33Speaker 10: That's not like I don't want to talk about it.
- 2:09:35Speaker 10: That's like, I need you to see me shoot bud
- 2:09:37Speaker 10: Light in my backyard. And he opens the video by going,
- 2:09:40Speaker 10: daddy's feeling if grandpa's feeling frisky. You got to get
- 2:09:45Speaker 10: some consulting on some of that. I mean, that's like
- 2:09:46Speaker 10: the I laughed immediately. Yeah, absolutely, I thought, oh, this
- 2:09:50Speaker 10: is a bit he's working with bud Light right, which
- 2:09:53Speaker 10: I still think it's a conspiracy. You think what's a conspiracy?
- 2:09:56Speaker 10: I think the whole thing was a conspiracy. I think
- 2:09:57Speaker 10: this was for bud Light to raise their stock. Didn't
- 2:10:00Speaker 10: the drop No, it went Look at it now, look
- 2:10:02Speaker 10: at bud Light stock right now. It's higher than it's
- 2:10:04Speaker 10: ever been.
- 2:10:04Speaker 1: So dropped and then just fucking took off the roof.
- 2:10:06Speaker 1: I should have. We talked about it last night.
- 2:10:08Speaker 10: You talked about it at TGI Fridays while we Gotta
- 2:10:10Speaker 10: Fly in our in our.
- 2:10:13Speaker 1: I mean ultimately, it's like, are we in a fucking matrix?
- 2:10:15Speaker 10: We are sixty five sixty five forty three. Look at it,
- 2:10:18Speaker 10: Look at the graph, look at the chart. We're back, baby,
- 2:10:22Speaker 10: We're back.
- 2:10:23Speaker 2: Baby.
- 2:10:23Speaker 1: You're root for your your pro bud Light.
- 2:10:25Speaker 10: I'm pro bud Light. See it dipped and went right back.
- 2:10:26Speaker 10: It's going to continue to climb. So if you're buying
- 2:10:29Speaker 10: stock by bud Light, this is money.
- 2:10:30Speaker 1: Watch that's three months.
- 2:10:32Speaker 4: Huh, that's the three month.
- 2:10:34Speaker 1: And look at it now. Wow, we're moving, baby, We're good.
- 2:10:36Speaker 1: It's gonna keep going up.
- 2:10:37Speaker 10: Are you invested in bud Light? Maybe I can be.
- 2:10:42Speaker 10: I'm not gonna still, I wouldn't stop. Look, I'm not gonna.
- 2:10:44Speaker 10: I think this is like the perfect thing to do.
- 2:10:46Speaker 1: It's to tank it just so people, because all you're
- 2:10:49Speaker 1: doing is beg in the market to pull out and
- 2:10:52Speaker 1: then then everyone's gonna buy it when it's low, then
- 2:10:54Speaker 1: it's gonna skyrocket.
- 2:10:56Speaker 10: This is just this is what Crypto was. Bud Light's
- 2:10:59Speaker 10: just taking a note from crypt though. Yeah, they're just
- 2:11:01Speaker 10: seeing what happened with Crypto. I got stuck and I
- 2:11:03Speaker 10: lost ten grand on Crypto. I got smoked. I got smoked. Yeah,
- 2:11:09Speaker 10: shout out?
- 2:11:10Speaker 1: Uh uh? What's the three main ones other than bitcoin?
- 2:11:14Speaker 1: What was the other two?
- 2:11:15Speaker 5: Well, like a coin?
- 2:11:17Speaker 1: Say there was one called EMAS. I got yanked by eMac.
- 2:11:21Speaker 1: Did you get in the doge I got yanked? No, no, dough,
- 2:11:25Speaker 1: no doge I got yanked And they're just following suit.
- 2:11:27Speaker 1: This is genius. Good on you, bud Light. They hired that.
- 2:11:31Speaker 10: Girl to be like, we got to get rid of
- 2:11:32Speaker 10: the faddy staff. Yeah, you think that was a hire
- 2:11:35Speaker 10: or is that known? I think that was a bit.
- 2:11:37Speaker 10: I think that was them teasing, teasing America. Why would
- 2:11:40Speaker 10: the company whose majority of consumers first of all, are
- 2:11:45Speaker 10: those guys, why would they hire someone to go against
- 2:11:51Speaker 10: everything they've ever done, the history of their fucking campaign.
- 2:11:54Speaker 10: Why you're doing that to tease me your you're baiting
- 2:11:57Speaker 10: people one hundred dude. This is the home of Clydesdale's.
- 2:12:01Speaker 10: This is the home of fucking cowboy boots and pickup
- 2:12:04Speaker 10: trucks and guns. Why would you then be like hire
- 2:12:09Speaker 10: a girl to be like, we got to get rid
- 2:12:10Speaker 10: of Faddy's staff. I don't buy it, Budwiser, I'm onto
- 2:12:14Speaker 10: you and has a bush I'm onto you.
- 2:12:15Speaker 1: I'm coming. We already went to Saint Louis. They wouldn't
- 2:12:17Speaker 1: let us in the factory because he was with me.
- 2:12:21Speaker 1: I had no Asians on this, it said, Asians need not.
- 2:12:25Speaker 3: You know, Santino's a guy like you would drink a
- 2:12:26Speaker 3: fucking beer with talking about all this stuff.
- 2:12:29Speaker 10: I'm a big beer I would love to have a beer.
- 2:12:30Speaker 10: I love having a beer. I just I see through
- 2:12:32Speaker 10: the nonsense. I want to drink too. Sometimes you cannot
- 2:12:35Speaker 10: go crazy.
- 2:12:36Speaker 3: No, But but as you say, nonsense, also brilliance. You
- 2:12:39Speaker 3: see the brilliance. I think it's genius. I'm saying genius. Yeah,
- 2:12:42Speaker 3: but that's why I think kid rocks in on it?
- 2:12:44Speaker 3: Got kid rock? If he's rock, you brilliant mother? You
- 2:12:47Speaker 3: think you think he's that smart to be in on it?
- 2:12:50Speaker 3: Dred percent think he's a He's a very bright guy.
- 2:12:52Speaker 3: He knows exactly what he's doing. He's doing something, he's
- 2:12:55Speaker 3: moving some sort of puzzle piece.
- 2:12:57Speaker 1: Trust me.
- 2:12:58Speaker 5: When he was shooting the sign, you think that he
- 2:12:59Speaker 5: was going, I'm gonna I'm doing this so that I'm
- 2:13:01Speaker 5: gonna buy socks.
- 2:13:02Speaker 10: I think, why take the time out of your day
- 2:13:04Speaker 10: if your kid rocking. You have more money than God
- 2:13:06Speaker 10: to do that. It doesn't make sense unless you got
- 2:13:08Speaker 10: some there's some agenda. There is an agenda. You and
- 2:13:11Speaker 10: I made a sex tape that no one's seen yet.
- 2:13:13Speaker 10: We keep teasing everybody about it. Yeah, we have another
- 2:13:16Speaker 10: agenda below it, and they'll find out a couple of years.
- 2:13:18Speaker 1: Ye see, Well, no, it's coming. And they keep going,
- 2:13:21Speaker 1: where's the sex dap, where's the sex tape? We'll see
- 2:13:24Speaker 1: I don't know. They go, Bobby's the bottom. Bobby's the bottom,
- 2:13:26Speaker 1: you know.
- 2:13:27Speaker 3: I mean, Andrew's the friend you also gotta be weary
- 2:13:29Speaker 3: of because he can. It sounds like he can talk
- 2:13:30Speaker 3: you into anything.
- 2:13:32Speaker 1: Oh you can. Yeah, got him here. He had no
- 2:13:34Speaker 1: idea where we're going today. I woke up and so
- 2:13:35Speaker 1: where we're going.
- 2:13:36Speaker 10: I put him in the van and so we're gonna
- 2:13:37Speaker 10: get your milkshakes, yeah, and keeps him with snacks.
- 2:13:41Speaker 1: He'll go, yeah, I said, we're gonna do bust some
- 2:13:44Speaker 1: with the boys, and you go, I don't want to
- 2:13:45Speaker 1: do an interview right now, and he go back to bed.
- 2:13:47Speaker 5: But I had to tell him, you know, to be
- 2:13:49Speaker 5: honest with you. I'm so glad it came. See No,
- 2:13:51Speaker 5: honestly connections, dude, it's networking. But we will have to
- 2:13:54Speaker 5: get him milkshakes after this you have otherwise they'll be fisted.
- 2:14:00Speaker 5: Why'd you put that?
- 2:14:01Speaker 1: What's this? That's our beautiful photo? What you you need notes?
- 2:14:05Speaker 1: Well you you kind of go over them. Yeah, but
- 2:14:06Speaker 1: what is it? Let me let me see what you've
- 2:14:08Speaker 1: asked so far? Or your story? How you got the
- 2:14:11Speaker 1: role Nashville Dave? National get Dave the role? I'll do
- 2:14:14Speaker 1: for your How do I get what the Dave roll? Hey?
- 2:14:17Speaker 1: Take that down? Take that down? I Dave? Tell us
- 2:14:21Speaker 1: about that role? How did you get that role? How
- 2:14:24Speaker 1: did I get Dave? I went to a synagogue in
- 2:14:29Speaker 1: Los Angeles and they were holding live auditions at the synagogue.
- 2:14:35Speaker 5: Oh and uh Dave was there? Uh one? What your
- 2:14:44Speaker 5: favorite gas? What was your favorite gas? You're such a
- 2:14:46Speaker 5: good storyteller. Now we're talking about how you guys are
- 2:14:48Speaker 5: rolled with Dave.
- 2:14:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I got Dave. Dave and I met Dave and
- 2:14:51Speaker 1: I had actually met before that.
- 2:14:52Speaker 10: Uh at like a at Baron Davis's charity basketball tournament.
- 2:14:56Speaker 10: He had a charity basketball tournament called Black Sanna. Shout
- 2:14:58Speaker 10: out Black Sanna and then uh a Casanna, like Jesus
- 2:15:01Speaker 10: was black. By the way, this whole you know he
- 2:15:03Speaker 10: was black, he wasn't white. You know Sanna was black.
- 2:15:05Speaker 10: You should google it.
- 2:15:06Speaker 1: The original Santa was black. I mean I've watched Friday.
- 2:15:08Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you the o G Sanna was black. But
- 2:15:10Speaker 10: then uh, Dave and I met, and then when he
- 2:15:12Speaker 10: brought me in. They brought me in because he was
- 2:15:16Speaker 10: interested in having me be.
- 2:15:19Speaker 1: On the show. Didn't know if I was going to
- 2:15:21Speaker 1: be Mike.
- 2:15:22Speaker 10: The manager that I turned out to be because they
- 2:15:24Speaker 10: had a different image of him. Because Mike the manager,
- 2:15:26Speaker 10: the guy I plays, a real guy. He's like a
- 2:15:28Speaker 10: He's like an Afro Jewish kid hippie who's like into fish.
- 2:15:32Speaker 10: And then Dave and I started just improving. We improve
- 2:15:35Speaker 10: like three scenes together, and then he was like, you
- 2:15:38Speaker 10: have to you have to blame my manager.
- 2:15:40Speaker 5: And I wasn't black.
- 2:15:42Speaker 1: Then it was black, then it was black. It was
- 2:15:45Speaker 1: just waste google.
- 2:15:46Speaker 5: Any I've never seen any photo of black.
- 2:15:48Speaker 1: Google black Sanna. Watch black Sanna.
- 2:15:51Speaker 5: In fact, I've never seen black people in snow.
- 2:15:53Speaker 1: Damn black Sanna.
- 2:15:54Speaker 5: Oh shit, you're right, well, put Asian Santa put that though.
- 2:15:59Speaker 5: You'll see all kinds of photos Asians, and there's.
- 2:16:01Speaker 1: No chance there's an agiancy. Yeah, no image available, that's
- 2:16:03Speaker 1: not Asian Santa. Dude, look at that? Oh by.
- 2:16:07Speaker 9: What is he?
- 2:16:08Speaker 1: What is he? What is he giving you? What gives
- 2:16:11Speaker 1: Randall Park?
- 2:16:12Speaker 5: No, he's getting he's giving you what is he gonna
- 2:16:15Speaker 5: give you? He's giving you a little can rice candy.
- 2:16:18Speaker 5: The rapper melts in your mouth.
- 2:16:19Speaker 10: You get cold at a mamma and you're stocking if
- 2:16:20Speaker 10: you're bad that year? What you get cold at a
- 2:16:24Speaker 10: mammy and you're stocking? I get lumps of cold out
- 2:16:27Speaker 10: of mammy.
- 2:16:27Speaker 5: Yeah, there's all. There's probably down syndrom Santa. Google that
- 2:16:32Speaker 5: down Sana's the varieties.
- 2:16:35Speaker 1: Well how many? The internet does have a lot of.
- 2:16:38Speaker 5: Yeah there, dude, there there there, she is there he
- 2:16:42Speaker 5: is They have.
- 2:16:44Speaker 1: It all bingle, gels, bingle or jails. Yeah, rosty, good guy.
- 2:16:52Speaker 1: Now anyway, Yeah, that's how I know. That's how I
- 2:16:59Speaker 1: got Dave. Was I did? Uh?
- 2:17:01Speaker 10: I auditioned the traditional way. I auditioned the old school
- 2:17:04Speaker 10: away with Dave. We did a bunch of improv scenes.
- 2:17:05Speaker 10: Do you feel like a lot of your ship blew
- 2:17:07Speaker 10: up after Dave?
- 2:17:08Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 2:17:09Speaker 10: I mean, I think it's been like a steady climb.
- 2:17:10Speaker 10: I haven't had like a I haven't had like one
- 2:17:12Speaker 10: of those, you know. No, it's been like a good
- 2:17:14Speaker 10: fun He's killing great rattling, he's killing the game.
- 2:17:17Speaker 1: What what's uh? What's dope about it?
- 2:17:19Speaker 3: Is?
- 2:17:19Speaker 1: I feel like you just get to be you and
- 2:17:20Speaker 1: in each fucking Yeah. Yeah, for the most part, I
- 2:17:23Speaker 1: gets a lot I'm doing.
- 2:17:23Speaker 10: I did a movie that's gonna come out at the
- 2:17:25Speaker 10: end of the year where I get to be a
- 2:17:28Speaker 10: different you know, I get to play a little bit
- 2:17:30Speaker 10: something else with Zac Efron and John's.
- 2:17:33Speaker 5: A great movie on Netflix with Kevin Harry was great.
- 2:17:36Speaker 5: What's it called.
- 2:17:37Speaker 1: It's called Me Time.
- 2:17:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:17:38Speaker 1: Yeah, he's jealous. He's jealous because Kevin won't work. Are
- 2:17:40Speaker 1: you were on Pineapple Express? Yeah, fifty years ago? Yeah,
- 2:17:43Speaker 1: it was. It was like a movie.
- 2:17:44Speaker 5: I did a movie with Kevin Hart. What was it
- 2:17:46Speaker 5: called Order Lands?
- 2:17:48Speaker 7: Oh?
- 2:17:48Speaker 1: Oh, you know, but you're not in it. I know.
- 2:17:50Speaker 5: I just did ad r Im in it.
- 2:17:51Speaker 1: Now, they put you back in it, put me back in.
- 2:17:53Speaker 1: They cut him out, and they put him back in it.
- 2:17:54Speaker 5: Put me back in. They cut me in and then
- 2:17:55Speaker 5: put me back in. That's okay, yeah, but it seems funny.
- 2:17:58Speaker 10: He comes back from shooting and like, where where where?
- 2:18:02Speaker 10: And he comes back, he comes to the studio and
- 2:18:05Speaker 10: he's livid and he's like, I'm not even in a movie.
- 2:18:08Speaker 10: And I was like, what do you mean. He's like,
- 2:18:09Speaker 10: they had me more in a helmet the whole fucking time.
- 2:18:12Speaker 10: You don't even know it's me.
- 2:18:13Speaker 5: Yeah, they had me in a helmet. And then I go,
- 2:18:17Speaker 5: can I take it off? Because the soldier, because I'm
- 2:18:20Speaker 5: in space, I'm a space solder like a stormtrooper, And
- 2:18:23Speaker 5: they go, can I just take it off? They're like, no,
- 2:18:25Speaker 5: keep it on. So I'm doing lines with the helmet on.
- 2:18:27Speaker 5: I go, what, you could have just got anybody right.
- 2:18:30Speaker 5: But then at one point I do take it off.
- 2:18:32Speaker 1: Your essence is what they needed. That's what they needed. Anyway.
- 2:18:36Speaker 5: Thanks for having me on.
- 2:18:38Speaker 1: It was really good at the podcasts, and I really
- 2:18:40Speaker 1: like you guys. I love the bus.
- 2:18:41Speaker 3: Hang on before you get off, you gotta tell us
- 2:18:43Speaker 3: one pet, peeve, what is we gotta? We got a
- 2:18:45Speaker 3: Peeva of the week. It's called peep of the Week.
- 2:18:48Speaker 3: You get to your favorite pet to snack on. Oh
- 2:18:50Speaker 3: I love dog.
- 2:18:53Speaker 1: No I have four dogs. I love him.
- 2:18:54Speaker 5: They're my freezer anyway, I know I'm kidding. No, I
- 2:18:56Speaker 5: love animals.
- 2:18:57Speaker 1: What is it? What no explain to me what a
- 2:18:59Speaker 1: pet peeve is? It's you think that annoys you, that
- 2:19:01Speaker 1: annoys you.
- 2:19:01Speaker 3: So mine last week was people turn not turning left
- 2:19:04Speaker 3: at a stoplight, like when it's yelling about to turn red.
- 2:19:06Speaker 1: They're not out in front of the white line at all.
- 2:19:08Speaker 1: That is a good thing. That's a good guess, very good.
- 2:19:10Speaker 5: I think mine is. Oh, I got one. So you know,
- 2:19:13Speaker 5: if you're in a group, right, okay, and you're in
- 2:19:16Speaker 5: line at like a restaurant or something to order right,
- 2:19:19Speaker 5: order together, don't go individually because it's something he takes
- 2:19:24Speaker 5: forever then right right, right right. So what I do
- 2:19:26Speaker 5: if I'm in line right, I go. If I'm with
- 2:19:28Speaker 5: ten guys, I go, I'm just gonna get it. I
- 2:19:31Speaker 5: don't because the people behind us. I don't want to
- 2:19:34Speaker 5: fuck it up.
- 2:19:34Speaker 10: Yeah, but that's wealth privilege. Not everyone can afford everybody
- 2:19:37Speaker 10: else as ship. You're talking like a rich guy. You're
- 2:19:39Speaker 10: a fucking rich guy.
- 2:19:41Speaker 5: Oh didn't do it individually, You're right, do it individually, guys.
- 2:19:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, McDonald's. McDonald's.
- 2:19:49Speaker 5: You can't twenty bucks thirty bucks if you do not everybody.
- 2:19:53Speaker 1: Has that kind of money. Twenty bucks. Some people need
- 2:19:56Speaker 1: twenty bucks, man, some people can need it.
- 2:19:58Speaker 5: Or how would just pull your money together and let's
- 2:20:01Speaker 5: pull our money together.
- 2:20:02Speaker 1: Or I'll buy it. You guys all have been mommy that.
- 2:20:05Speaker 1: I mean, there are options, they're away, That's what I'm saying.
- 2:20:07Speaker 1: I agree, I agree. You're getting very loud because I'm
- 2:20:10Speaker 1: very passionate about my pet peeves. Go another one, give
- 2:20:13Speaker 1: another one. Another one is like, you know, people make
- 2:20:15Speaker 1: judgments on you on the internet and they don't even
- 2:20:16Speaker 1: know who you are.
- 2:20:17Speaker 5: That's a big pet peeve. Yeah, yeah, they don't know
- 2:20:19Speaker 5: you at all. Yeah, I'm a good guy. There you are.
- 2:20:22Speaker 5: What's another one, babe?
- 2:20:23Speaker 1: Another one?
- 2:20:24Speaker 5: Yeah, don't do wives tales.
- 2:20:28Speaker 1: Don't do wives tales?
- 2:20:29Speaker 5: Yea, yeah, you know because my dad used to make
- 2:20:32Speaker 5: up wives tales and then I look google them.
- 2:20:34Speaker 1: They're not real like what.
- 2:20:36Speaker 5: My dad used to go, if you because I used
- 2:20:38Speaker 5: to watch the TV really close, and my dad would go,
- 2:20:40Speaker 5: if you watch TV, du close, But I'm all gonna
- 2:20:43Speaker 5: die and I go and I go, I.
- 2:20:45Speaker 1: Turn on and go, Grandpa's dead. A ready, he goes,
- 2:20:51Speaker 1: and I go, How do you know that's not true?
- 2:20:53Speaker 5: It could have been. Yeah, but he died before I
- 2:20:55Speaker 5: was born, both of them.
- 2:20:56Speaker 1: Yeah, but your grandpa knew that you were gonna watch
- 2:20:57Speaker 1: too much TV.
- 2:20:58Speaker 5: Oh he use a sportsune teller.
- 2:20:59Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a lot of soothsayers. Yeah, what about you.
- 2:21:05Speaker 1: I'm trying to think.
- 2:21:05Speaker 10: But I thought he made me think of something else
- 2:21:07Speaker 10: that that is a it's more of a tip to
- 2:21:09Speaker 10: your uh, your fans. I have a little inside tip. Okay,
- 2:21:13Speaker 10: because I enacted it last night. Last night we went
- 2:21:17Speaker 10: to TGI Fridays because there was nothing else open.
- 2:21:21Speaker 1: He gets Bobby.
- 2:21:22Speaker 10: When you go to eat with Bobby, he'll get fifteen appetizers.
- 2:21:25Speaker 10: And I'm not exaggerated. I'm not even people will google fifteen.
- 2:21:28Speaker 10: If there's fifteen, he will fucking get fifteen.
- 2:21:31Speaker 5: But that's what what What are appetizing?
- 2:21:33Speaker 1: It's fine? What are they for? Though?
- 2:21:34Speaker 5: I ask you something.
- 2:21:35Speaker 1: I don't know. What are they are for? Socializing?
- 2:21:38Speaker 5: For the table?
- 2:21:38Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 2:21:39Speaker 5: Right, and then they have fifteen options? Get all of it.
- 2:21:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:21:41Speaker 10: But when they bring them, he goes here or here,
- 2:21:43Speaker 10: and he puts them around him and eat the first
- 2:21:46Speaker 10: Mazzirell sticks onion rings. So then he wants to get
- 2:21:49Speaker 10: we get last night. He wanted spinis ship in art
- 2:21:51Speaker 10: of choke Payso dip and chips, bread bread, pretzel di
- 2:21:56Speaker 10: pretzel dip. Everyone you wanted, uh uh, there's two more.
- 2:22:01Speaker 5: There was like two more things fingers, oh yeah, chicken
- 2:22:03Speaker 5: strips yeah, oh yeah, dumbling stumplings, dumplings from TGI Fridays.
- 2:22:08Speaker 5: But you got come on my people, yeah.
- 2:22:11Speaker 1: Report.
- 2:22:11Speaker 10: So then they bring it out and then everybody's dipping
- 2:22:15Speaker 10: into this stuff and hears and then I'm sipping my
- 2:22:18Speaker 10: water and then it's I'm all I'm already grossed out.
- 2:22:22Speaker 10: And then I'm like, this place looks I don't know, man.
- 2:22:24Speaker 10: And then I hear and I'm like, this is a
- 2:22:29Speaker 10: fucking table.
- 2:22:31Speaker 5: I thought it was because that makes that noise to times.
- 2:22:33Speaker 1: It hums when he gets horny, and I look at
- 2:22:36Speaker 1: the basket of chips, and you know how they put
- 2:22:38Speaker 1: that bullshit piece of paper like parchment paper down first? Yeah,
- 2:22:41Speaker 1: I lifted up and there is and I'm not kiddingidding,
- 2:22:44Speaker 1: huge half dead fly.
- 2:22:48Speaker 5: He's not dead though, No.
- 2:22:49Speaker 1: He was half dead.
- 2:22:50Speaker 10: He was stuck in the thing like he looked exactly
- 2:22:52Speaker 10: like that guy read that brother avenging his death. What
- 2:22:54Speaker 10: if he was going, I kicking a nap and kicking
- 2:22:55Speaker 10: a nap, Okay, well wake up and get the fuck
- 2:22:57Speaker 10: out of my chick. So then we then I'm grossed out.
- 2:23:00Speaker 10: I'm like, get the We're getting the fuck out of here.
- 2:23:01Speaker 10: I'll eat McDonald's. We gotta go like this.
- 2:23:03Speaker 1: I paid for the whole thing. We didn't need any
- 2:23:04Speaker 1: of the meal.
- 2:23:05Speaker 10: You can offer it to us for free. We literally
- 2:23:07Speaker 10: were like, hey man, there's a fly in our fucking food.
- 2:23:09Speaker 10: And I was like, we're gonna we gotta go, like,
- 2:23:11Speaker 10: we'll just tab out for what we've ordered and let's
- 2:23:13Speaker 10: just go cancel the rest of the orders. They didn't.
- 2:23:16Speaker 10: They brought him the whole bill. So he paid one
- 2:23:18Speaker 10: hundred and twenty five dollars at GGI Fridays for fly
- 2:23:20Speaker 10: Fly chips. Yeahgi Fly Days was terrible. And then we
- 2:23:23Speaker 10: walked down the street to McDonald's and McDonald's was a
- 2:23:28Speaker 10: walk up window.
- 2:23:29Speaker 1: Didn't let us walk up. The guy goes we close
- 2:23:32Speaker 1: and I was like, it says, well, what what you know?
- 2:23:34Speaker 7: Why?
- 2:23:34Speaker 5: What ethnicity was that by the way okay. And then
- 2:23:39Speaker 5: that's the most racial thing I've ever seen. We closed, Yeah, yeah,
- 2:23:42Speaker 5: I said exactly how he said, is an Indian guy.
- 2:23:45Speaker 5: It's Cuban.
- 2:23:46Speaker 1: We closed. That's what he said. That's that sounded Cuban
- 2:23:48Speaker 1: to me. You don't know any fucking Cuban's name one Cuban.
- 2:23:51Speaker 5: That's right. The castro castro in your face?
- 2:23:56Speaker 1: And how did he sound if I start didn't want anybody?
- 2:24:01Speaker 1: He closed? Thank you, you're right, we close. We closed,
- 2:24:04Speaker 1: sidel castro dog dog play it. So then I use
- 2:24:08Speaker 1: the roof and he would go raise the roof.
- 2:24:10Speaker 10: So then I said, let's go to the only other
- 2:24:11Speaker 10: place that's open as Taco Bell. That's we need food.
- 2:24:14Speaker 10: We haven't eaten in ten hours. We go down to
- 2:24:16Speaker 10: Taco Bell and their inside's closed. But I said, I
- 2:24:19Speaker 10: used to do this in college all the time for
- 2:24:21Speaker 10: college kids. If they don't let you walk up, you
- 2:24:23Speaker 10: wait till a car comes up, and you go, yo,
- 2:24:25Speaker 10: can we order with you?
- 2:24:26Speaker 1: We'll pay for one of your things.
- 2:24:27Speaker 5: Right, we're at a financial place where I said, I'll
- 2:24:30Speaker 5: just buy this guy's whole thing.
- 2:24:31Speaker 10: Well, the only guy that came in the ten minutes
- 2:24:33Speaker 10: we were waiting was an old scooter, an old man
- 2:24:35Speaker 10: on a scooter maybe eighty maybe eighty, yes, a scooter
- 2:24:38Speaker 10: and the scooter was barely working work. He got it
- 2:24:41Speaker 10: from a lot somewhere and it was like it died
- 2:24:44Speaker 10: twice in the drive. Yeah, And I said, yo, man,
- 2:24:47Speaker 10: can we order with you because you have a vehicle?
- 2:24:49Speaker 5: Uh?
- 2:24:50Speaker 10: And I'll you know, I'll pay And he's like, yop,
- 2:24:53Speaker 10: you're gonna pay And I said I'll pay. He goes,
- 2:24:55Speaker 10: I was gonna get me twenty tacos. Then I was like,
- 2:24:59Speaker 10: we're you gonna get twenty tacos before I said that,
- 2:25:01Speaker 10: and he was like, I we'll all go and get
- 2:25:02Speaker 10: a whole bag of tacos. And I said, okay, man,
- 2:25:05Speaker 10: get this fucking guy twenty tacos. I guess yea. And
- 2:25:08Speaker 10: so we paid for him to make it easier. Bobby
- 2:25:10Speaker 10: got frustrated and walked away.
- 2:25:12Speaker 1: Didn't like the scooter man left, so he ended up
- 2:25:14Speaker 1: ordering White Castle at three in the morning. Yeah. My
- 2:25:17Speaker 1: point is in the movies, he's in the movie.
- 2:25:19Speaker 10: Yeah, he was in the white camp. He has to
- 2:25:21Speaker 10: support him. My point is, and this is a tip
- 2:25:23Speaker 10: for your sports fans. When the beer lines are too long.
- 2:25:27Speaker 10: Go to the very front, nudge the guy at the front,
- 2:25:30Speaker 10: like your friends with him, and go, I'll buy your
- 2:25:31Speaker 10: beer if you can lace my beer with yours. I
- 2:25:33Speaker 10: do this every stadium I've ever been to my life.
- 2:25:35Speaker 10: I've never waited in the line ever buy the guy's beer.
- 2:25:37Speaker 10: That way, you only have to pay for one other beer.
- 2:25:39Speaker 10: That's man, most one other beer, one other beer, so
- 2:25:42Speaker 10: I gotta pay for it most two beers because you're
- 2:25:44Speaker 10: not allowed to have two more than two a person.
- 2:25:45Speaker 1: That's the trick.
- 2:25:46Speaker 10: Guys, don't wait in the line, walk to the front,
- 2:25:48Speaker 10: pay for that kids beer, walk home with beer.
- 2:25:50Speaker 5: Huh, thank you.
- 2:25:51Speaker 10: I've done that my entire It's a in life. It's
- 2:25:54Speaker 10: a it's a great tip to give, and I don't
- 2:25:56Speaker 10: know how many people are going to use it. But
- 2:25:57Speaker 10: I've never ever once stood in the line right to
- 2:26:00Speaker 10: the front of go, I'll buy your beer. What do
- 2:26:01Speaker 10: you guys want? And then they and then they go,
- 2:26:03Speaker 10: oh shit, okay, this guy's gonna buy our beer. Don't
- 2:26:06Speaker 10: pinch your penis live on air. You get my biggest
- 2:26:10Speaker 10: pet peeve.
- 2:26:10Speaker 1: I just had.
- 2:26:11Speaker 3: You had one in there. You gave a tip and
- 2:26:12Speaker 3: you said a pet peeve of you know, bugs bugs
- 2:26:16Speaker 3: in a food bugs and food bugs and food. Dude,
- 2:26:20Speaker 3: you want to know my pet beef. The pet peeve
- 2:26:22Speaker 3: I was gonna do is when people take out like
- 2:26:25Speaker 3: this is not it but your feet? Yeah, no socks,
- 2:26:29Speaker 3: Like when people kick up their feet in front of
- 2:26:30Speaker 3: your face. Yeah, yeah, play with their toes, like if
- 2:26:33Speaker 3: I'm watching a movie and somebody's got their feet around you, Like,
- 2:26:36Speaker 3: I can't even focus on the moment anymore. I'm now
- 2:26:39Speaker 3: trying to figure out how I can kill this person
- 2:26:40Speaker 3: because of the etiquette with their bare feet on a table,
- 2:26:43Speaker 3: feet on a thing.
- 2:26:44Speaker 1: This is do you suck the feet? Nor your wife?
- 2:26:47Speaker 1: Your wife?
- 2:26:47Speaker 5: Your wife, your wife. I'm not a stranger, but like
- 2:26:49Speaker 5: a wife.
- 2:26:49Speaker 1: I'm not a foot guy.
- 2:26:50Speaker 9: You know, you don't fu them, you massage them. Yeah,
- 2:26:53Speaker 9: I'm massage them, but I'm not gonna I'm just not
- 2:26:56Speaker 9: a foot guy. You got a foot fetish You seem
- 2:26:57Speaker 9: like a foot fetish guy. Yeah, I love it. Yeah,
- 2:27:00Speaker 9: I would get What are your fielder finished? What are
- 2:27:03Speaker 9: your top three body parts?
- 2:27:05Speaker 1: Oh? Here we go. I love this number one. I
- 2:27:08Speaker 1: like the please.
- 2:27:11Speaker 5: I don't like parts that people don't even talk about.
- 2:27:13Speaker 4: It.
- 2:27:13Speaker 1: I like the no man zone. What's the mat the gooch?
- 2:27:18Speaker 1: I eat that?
- 2:27:19Speaker 5: I mean, so if I see a vagina, I'll cover
- 2:27:21Speaker 5: with my right hand, cover the butthole, and I go
- 2:27:24Speaker 5: for the taint. Nick, what are you doing that? I
- 2:27:26Speaker 5: have no feeling there. I don't don't care.
- 2:27:27Speaker 1: I love it, little.
- 2:27:28Speaker 10: Bridge, huge taints, Yeah, a huge strip gotta be like
- 2:27:31Speaker 10: two feet. Your bottle has to be basically on your back.
- 2:27:34Speaker 5: The vagina has to be on the chest.
- 2:27:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:27:35Speaker 5: In the end, the house be in the back. It's
- 2:27:37Speaker 5: that dude, I just got hard. If that was the fuck?
- 2:27:40Speaker 9: What?
- 2:27:42Speaker 1: Not? Really good? He'll show you dick. Yeah later though, yeah, yeah,
- 2:27:46Speaker 1: do it on the air. You'll blur it out. We'll
- 2:27:48Speaker 1: blur well, yeah, no, I don't trust I don't know
- 2:27:51Speaker 1: you guys blur it out? Who pixelated? No, you'll make
- 2:27:53Speaker 1: fun of it later and then like a two weeks
- 2:27:54Speaker 1: later they'll get they'll get bammed if they.
- 2:27:56Speaker 5: Put two weeks later, Steve Burn's gonna come in here,
- 2:27:58Speaker 5: like I saw his dick. But let me see if
- 2:28:00Speaker 5: I can get a little hard though.
- 2:28:01Speaker 1: No, no, no, leave it alone? What leave it alone? Let
- 2:28:03Speaker 1: it be just lipped up a shirt? There it is hello.
- 2:28:09Speaker 1: You know that song Purple People Leader, that's where it comes.
- 2:28:11Speaker 5: From one not one.
- 2:28:13Speaker 1: Heck fine, Purple People Leader, that's from that. You go,
- 2:28:16Speaker 1: can you blur that out? Don't trust me. We're not
- 2:28:18Speaker 1: gonna put your fucking yeah. Yeah, don't have a choice anybody.
- 2:28:23Speaker 10: My pet peeve is when Bobby shows his dick on podcast.
- 2:28:29Speaker 1: This has been great. I love you guys. Hey, legitimately
- 2:28:32Speaker 1: you guys are having here.
- 2:28:33Speaker 3: Thank you for fucking Can we come back or absolutely
- 2:28:35Speaker 3: open door policy plug.
- 2:28:37Speaker 10: Yes, this comes out when against Tuesday Tuesday next week.
- 2:28:41Speaker 10: H We're gonna be in uh damn, I'm really bad
- 2:28:45Speaker 10: at this right now, just because all right, wait their sorry,
- 2:28:47Speaker 10: this comes out the twenty fifth, right, yeah, twenty fifth. Okay,
- 2:28:52Speaker 10: so hey, we're gonna be in uh Durham, North Carolina
- 2:28:56Speaker 10: tomorrow night.
- 2:28:57Speaker 1: Then we go to Charlotte.
- 2:28:58Speaker 10: Then we do Texas Baby, San Antonio two shows, Houston,
- 2:29:01Speaker 10: then Dallas, and then we go up to the Pacific
- 2:29:03Speaker 10: Northwest with Spokane, Seattle, Portland, and Phoenix, go to Bad
- 2:29:06Speaker 10: friendspod dot com, Bad Friends Pod dot com.
- 2:29:08Speaker 1: By the show's while it's been fun, we've been.
- 2:29:12Speaker 10: Saying it's the most fun they've had it last because
- 2:29:13Speaker 10: we do stand up and we do bits from the
- 2:29:15Speaker 10: show the audience, it's evolved.
- 2:29:17Speaker 1: And I end up doing like Dolly Lama kisses. I
- 2:29:19Speaker 1: don't know why, you.
- 2:29:20Speaker 10: Guys know the Dodlly Lama kiss a little boy on
- 2:29:21Speaker 10: the lips or on the on the tongue.
- 2:29:23Speaker 5: The people have stuck in my tongue.
- 2:29:24Speaker 1: He's been doing.
- 2:29:24Speaker 10: Bobby Lama kisses. So he's been Bobby Lama and people
- 2:29:26Speaker 10: all over the country.
- 2:29:27Speaker 1: I have a throat from it.
- 2:29:29Speaker 5: There's a new variant, guys whose guys because of it? Yeah,
- 2:29:32Speaker 5: we've never got one to grow away from women? Yeah no,
- 2:29:35Speaker 5: but there's no women want to Bobby Lama him. But
- 2:29:36Speaker 5: all the dudes want to rush this up my tongue. Well,
- 2:29:38Speaker 5: look at how long his tongue is, do it?
- 2:29:39Speaker 1: See? Yeah, you want any of these guys Bobby la
- 2:29:44Speaker 1: Who would you Bobby Lama with? Here?
- 2:29:45Speaker 5: Get in the mustache over there.
- 2:29:47Speaker 1: He's the cutest, for sure, he is the cutest. You
- 2:29:49Speaker 1: got to see. You can see the sink in his
- 2:29:51Speaker 1: cheeks a little bit. Yeah, cutey fire. He's trying not
- 2:29:53Speaker 1: to smile, lips a little bit too.
- 2:29:56Speaker 5: Let me see who I wouldn't hang out with What
- 2:29:58Speaker 5: do you mean, wouldn't hang out with one of them?
- 2:30:00Speaker 5: Wouldn't hook up with or hang and hang out with.
- 2:30:02Speaker 5: I don't want to see this person. I don't want
- 2:30:04Speaker 5: to see this person again. Okay, I got it? Yeah,
- 2:30:07Speaker 5: who is it? Guess the big head? Big headed dude, because.
- 2:30:13Speaker 1: You haven't looked at me once.
- 2:30:14Speaker 5: All podcasts his culture, they don't, they don't look at
- 2:30:18Speaker 5: what's this culture?
- 2:30:19Speaker 1: Your trainian? How about your culture? Is it? Are you
- 2:30:21Speaker 1: your Eastern European? Yeah? Yeah, idea? What I am?
- 2:30:25Speaker 5: Because this Why is your voice so deep? A great question? Yeah?
- 2:30:29Speaker 1: Are you nervous right now? Mitch? I am? I know
- 2:30:31Speaker 1: you are? What do you do? What do you do
- 2:30:33Speaker 1: for the show? Mitch? I'm a producer? My bad? I
- 2:30:36Speaker 1: love you, Mitch, Mitch. Where are you from? To stuff?
- 2:30:39Speaker 1: You say? To cut out? Sylvania Western or eastern Eastern?
- 2:30:43Speaker 1: Philly kid? I like, don't fucking claim Philly, dude, you're
- 2:30:47Speaker 1: not a Philly outside He didn't say, he said forty five.
- 2:30:49Speaker 1: That's fine. I love you Philly, but Philly, but Philly.
- 2:30:51Speaker 1: But you're a Philly? Are you a Philly fan? Over everything? Really?
- 2:30:56Speaker 3: Yankees? Ohio state? I'm not Kansas City Chiefs.
- 2:31:00Speaker 1: Chiefs fan an Ohio State fan. Well wait what Ohio
- 2:31:04Speaker 1: I'm a Chiefs fan because of Larry Johnson. What about
- 2:31:06Speaker 1: your dad? Your dad influence you on another one? No,
- 2:31:09Speaker 1: this is all me n Cuba fourteen influenced. Would you
- 2:31:12Speaker 1: go to college small school? Be a Sessquehannah fan? Doug
- 2:31:17Speaker 1: d three Home of the wild Bucks, some of the
- 2:31:19Speaker 1: river Hawks. River Hawks.
- 2:31:21Speaker 5: That sounds like derogatory statement. We were racial epithet. No,
- 2:31:25Speaker 5: we were, We were the crusaders. But that was you
- 2:31:27Speaker 5: got that that had to get canceled. Right, these are
- 2:31:30Speaker 5: going down right now. We're talking about your school.
- 2:31:32Speaker 1: No, no, no, shout out to the river Hawks, man, shout out.
- 2:31:33Speaker 1: I love those guys. That well, God blessed Ohio State. Yankees.
- 2:31:37Speaker 1: What was it? Cancel Cowboys, Chiefs, so Chiefs, Ohio State.
- 2:31:41Speaker 1: That's it? Yankee baseball?
- 2:31:43Speaker 10: Baseball guy, missing out, you're missing out, missing not one
- 2:31:47Speaker 10: of the most fun sports.
- 2:31:48Speaker 1: He's a we got a pitchclock, dude, We're on one.
- 2:31:51Speaker 1: It's the best.
- 2:31:52Speaker 10: My baseball is probably the most fun sport to go
- 2:31:55Speaker 10: hang out at. Football's best sport. Just see live or
- 2:31:58Speaker 10: hockey pretty close. Spall is the best hang I've ever
- 2:32:01Speaker 10: had in my life. You had the most fun hanging
- 2:32:03Speaker 10: a baseball game. You can go to a baseball game
- 2:32:05Speaker 10: and not even watch it, so you don't have to.
- 2:32:06Speaker 1: Get enough about sports.
- 2:32:08Speaker 10: Sports kid, but the biggest athlete and the bus by
- 2:32:10Speaker 10: the way. Yeah, let's get you to throw one football
- 2:32:12Speaker 10: outside on camera.
- 2:32:14Speaker 1: Man.
- 2:32:14Speaker 3: You got a little we got a little dog. Hey,
- 2:32:16Speaker 3: we got a nerve basketball goal. We can get it
- 2:32:17Speaker 3: like a dunk.
- 2:32:18Speaker 5: Get in there.
- 2:32:18Speaker 3: We get a dunk before. Thanks for having us on
- 2:32:21Speaker 3: the bat. The bad Friends bump