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FULL SHOW: BACK IN BIZ · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,
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  Speaker 1: No nasties, try it today. Welcome. This is big Nicky big.
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  Speaker 2: Show, really big. Jason Hips, Mike, Mike and.
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  Speaker 3: Kish get at your mad boss.
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  Speaker 4: It's great to have your company on this absolutely glorious
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  Speaker 4: Monday afternoon. It is the twenty fifth of May twenty
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  Speaker 4: twenty six, and you, my friends, are listening to the
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  Speaker 4: Big Show brought to you by Toledo.
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  Speaker 3: Life can't pretty grounds with your mad dog, your six
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  Speaker 3: son of a bee. You're an animal, I am, you
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  Speaker 3: always have been. You've had a week off work. I
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  Speaker 3: can't wait to find out all the horrendous things that
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  Speaker 3: you got up to, all the great shame that you
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  Speaker 3: brought on your family. Yes, those things that you've done
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  Speaker 3: in secret. Yes, the scars on your soul, yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: marks on your name. You know we're gonna be talking
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  Speaker 3: about all of those today. And I'm feeling bloody good.
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  Speaker 2: Mate.
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  Speaker 6: We've had a week off.
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  Speaker 3: We've come straight out the back of magic groundover in
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  Speaker 3: Brizzy and we are absolutely running on empty here.
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  Speaker 6: Well it's not, it's not entirely inaccurate.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, Keezy, you got your tony jacket on there, mate,
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  Speaker 4: You've got your spanking bloody warrior's hat. You got your
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  Speaker 4: little hoodie on underneath. Looking good, man, looking good, Hell's life.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, Jase. I'm feeling good. I'll tell you what needed
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  Speaker 5: that week off after mental ground. Jeez, I am still
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  Speaker 5: feeling it. Just a touch, right, just a touch, you know,
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  Speaker 5: just the residual how you had a big weekend a
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  Speaker 5: week and a half ago. You know, Yes, I'll tell
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  Speaker 5: you what. Bloody get to be back on the big show,
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  Speaker 5: back at Hodaki Stoke to see you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Again, right, I can tell your face just lit up
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  Speaker 6: walked in.
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  Speaker 5: When Jason walked in, I was.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, here we go again.
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  Speaker 6: Good, thank you. I can't complain. Had had a tremendous.
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  Speaker 4: Four days off after the Magic Round. It's very rare
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  Speaker 4: that I have a holiday and come back and go
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  Speaker 4: that was you know, perfect right, But this time I
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  Speaker 4: am saying that. But what we're going to get into, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I'll let you tell the people.
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  Speaker 6: That we're going to get into.
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  Speaker 5: Man, good on you, Jason.
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  Speaker 6: What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogims.
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  Speaker 3: Well, another opportunity or two to get yourself into the
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  Speaker 3: Hodache gang. We've got a couple of street dogs, sick
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  Speaker 3: electric motorcycles. Fellows listening at the queue to call a
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  Speaker 3: letter in the show and you could be into win. Also,
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  Speaker 3: Old mugis hit his ten year winning anniversary over the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: There will be getting into that little bit later on.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be talking about talking to Charlie Gave about the
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  Speaker 3: wars over the weekend, and up next, of course we'll
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  Speaker 3: be talking about Magic Round debriefing that.
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  Speaker 6: Who here, it's a lot going on. Hey, how good Jason.
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  Speaker 6: There's Green Day.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hod.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 4: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
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  Speaker 4: four o'clock. And of course, the Fellows, we haven't been
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  Speaker 4: on here since we've returned from Magic Round. It was
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  Speaker 4: our third time over there, and boy, oh boy, fellows,
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  Speaker 4: what a weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Absolute monster. Of course, Magic Round is when we go
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  Speaker 3: with the Fellers from Boys Trip. They take care of
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  Speaker 3: us every year. We go over. This is our third
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  Speaker 3: year a rows. You say, Jays. The first time they
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  Speaker 3: took twenty of us over. This time it was one
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  Speaker 3: hundred and twenty. This is a boys trip that has
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  Speaker 3: grown exponentially. Every single year we go over to Brisbane,
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  Speaker 3: every single game of rugby league is on and we
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  Speaker 3: get in the marks. It's three days of absolute mayhem.
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  Speaker 3: But I feel like we're veterans now, fellas. I feel
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  Speaker 3: we've grown up somewhat.
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  Speaker 5: You know, three years in a row of going hard
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  Speaker 5: for three days, that's basically what we've achieved fellas well,
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  Speaker 5: Megie and I and Pugs, and heading into this one,
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  Speaker 5: I was a bit like, look, I've done Magic Ground twice.
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  Speaker 5: Now is the third time going to be as exciting?
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  Speaker 5: And it's still found a way to be not only
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  Speaker 5: as exciting but more exciting, especially that Sunday game, the
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  Speaker 5: Warriors taking on the local team, the Broncos, the defending premiers,
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  Speaker 5: the crowd and the amount of Warriors fans and the
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  Speaker 5: hecoy down Cason Street to sun Corp Stadium, it was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't even know, I don't even know if
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  Speaker 5: you'd get that sort of like fandom in New Zealand
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  Speaker 5: at a Warriors game, like unless it was a Grand
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  Speaker 5: Final or something. It's just it's incredible.
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  Speaker 6: It's obsessive. Yeah, I completely agree.
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  Speaker 3: And what I'm really happy about with the weekend is
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  Speaker 3: that the highlight of the weekend was the Warriors game
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  Speaker 3: and everything around it. It wasn't getting smashed a bits
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  Speaker 3: on Friday night, although that was great, getting smashed bits
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  Speaker 3: on satellite response but was also pretty good. The highlight
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  Speaker 3: for me was get into the Lord Alfred on Keston
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  Speaker 3: Street doing the heck Boy down the road, saving Jason's
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  Speaker 3: life when someone tried to kill him, going to the game,
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  Speaker 3: seeing the Broncos getting booed as they ran out onto
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  Speaker 3: the field, and booed anytime anything happened. And it really
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  Speaker 3: been a Warrior's home game, I.
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  Speaker 4: Tell you what actually fellas And I really loved it too,
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  Speaker 4: because he's full on and David and the fellows from
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  Speaker 4: the Boys Trip they do such a great job of
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  Speaker 4: looking after you and so forth. But I was really
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  Speaker 4: keen this time to get out and about, so I
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  Speaker 4: went to a few galleries. I went down by the
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  Speaker 4: Brown Snake is that what they call it. I went
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  Speaker 4: around all the restaurants around there. I took so many
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  Speaker 4: photos that was unbelievable, so many in fact, that I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to have a photos night at my place and
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  Speaker 4: get you fellas out so I can take you through them.
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  Speaker 4: I put them on to a projector.
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  Speaker 3: As your projector is rooted as your phone, and in
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  Speaker 3: the sense that you know your lenses are all busted,
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  Speaker 3: your screen's bustard, your focus on your head is bustard.
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  Speaker 3: So when you put all those things together, the photos
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  Speaker 3: aren't necessarily the greatest.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, But I've got to say, if you've never done
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  Speaker 4: that experience, you've got to give it a crap because
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  Speaker 4: it is unbelievable. My only thing read the game, because
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  Speaker 4: it was a sensational game, but the absolute pains in
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  Speaker 4: the ass. And I'm not looking at anyone in particularly
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  Speaker 4: here way looking at me when you're trying to watch
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  Speaker 4: the game.
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  Speaker 6: Could you love because I love my Blake?
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  Speaker 4: Just a constant back and forth, back and forth.
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  Speaker 6: I miss two tries from the Warriors.
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  Speaker 4: One of which because Keysy was right in front of
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  Speaker 4: me with a massive hot dog yes. And the second
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  Speaker 4: time he was in front of me with a massive
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  Speaker 4: tray of That was my only bug beer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'd agree with that. I mean, look, you
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  Speaker 3: know people go to a magic ground for different reasons, Jason.
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  Speaker 3: People go over there to suck on a chili dog,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, scull a few beers back and others
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  Speaker 3: like us Backbones, we go for the rugby league and
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  Speaker 3: sometimes the two were going to mix, and sometimes it's
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  Speaker 3: not gonna mix very well.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have a good time, though, keesy man, I
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  Speaker 5: had an excellent time.
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  Speaker 6: Do you remember well?
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  Speaker 5: Vaguely, I remember bits and pieces. But what I liked
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  Speaker 5: about this year is we managed to evolve it from
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  Speaker 5: Land and Brisbane. Go to the pub, go to the game,
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  Speaker 5: go to bed yeah, then wake up, get mints on toast,
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  Speaker 5: go to the pub, go to the games, go to
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  Speaker 5: bed yeah, and then do the same again on Sunday,
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  Speaker 5: then fly home. This year we actually mixed it up.
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  Speaker 5: I only went to the same restaurant twice. It was
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  Speaker 5: the breakfast Joint, very nice. Other than that we were
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  Speaker 5: walking around, we were doing other stuff. Still very much
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  Speaker 5: going to the pub and you know, to caxon the street,
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  Speaker 5: going to the games. But we've just mixed it up
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  Speaker 5: a weet bit.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that was a very nice thing about it. This time, actually,
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  Speaker 4: because I did get to see a bit of brazy
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  Speaker 4: great little city. Oh great good, Not lest city that's patronizing.
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  Speaker 4: It's a great city.
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  Speaker 6: It's a hell of us.
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  Speaker 4: And I found my best ever want on souper Zinchaw.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, yeah, chow.
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  Speaker 6: That's right that as well.
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  Speaker 3: It's bloody delicious, so good, well, so good.
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  Speaker 6: The beauty of it is boys trip.
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  Speaker 3: Take care of your They do your flights, your accommodation,
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  Speaker 3: your tickets, all of that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 6: You don't have to worry about anything.
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  Speaker 3: If you're anything like me, you've got a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: friends who are useless all the other way around. You
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  Speaker 3: can't organize anything. Well with this boy's trip does it
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  Speaker 3: all for you? And I believe registrations are open already
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  Speaker 3: for next year.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Boys Trip dot co dot in Z Sports Travel
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  Speaker 5: made easy. Ajson, Yeah totally man. He's got the head
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  Speaker 5: on with the slogan on it. You know, it's the only.
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  Speaker 6: Bad thing was you lost their hat. I lost my hat.
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  Speaker 5: You're rebing a head but repig you.
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  Speaker 5: And running it. That would actually be hello, that.
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  Speaker 4: Would be really really good. Now, listen, it was a
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  Speaker 4: big week in for.
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  Speaker 6: You, Mogi. It was.
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  Speaker 3: I've been married for ten years. Wow, Wow, thanks Fellers.
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  Speaker 3: Makes it all worth while. I got to say, you
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  Speaker 3: have been together for twelve, married for ten and luckiest
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  Speaker 3: man on earth. And can I say that she's the
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  Speaker 3: luckiest woman on earth?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I can say that. It might not be true, but
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  Speaker 3: I can say it, Geese, she's the luckiest woman on earth.
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  Speaker 3: And we thought we'd get a week in a way
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  Speaker 3: for just the two of us. You know, we've got
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  Speaker 3: a daughter, but why not have some time alone because
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  Speaker 3: we don't get a lot of that. Yes, don't get
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  Speaker 3: a lot of that. So we went out wayu ku.
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  Speaker 3: It's called keezy, Yes, about an hour depending on it's
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  Speaker 3: either forty five minutes or three hours, depend on what
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  Speaker 3: time of day you leave. Yes, but sort of. Auckland's
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  Speaker 3: Westish coast, south Westish, bloody beautiful it is there. It's
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  Speaker 3: what we call glam camping. Gezy.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, glam camping, yeah, gleam lamping.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, oh, is that different? There's something else glam
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  Speaker 3: camp and what you What we had when we got
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  Speaker 3: out there was bloody beautiful, beautiful, Yes, sounds you've got this.
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  Speaker 3: This I would call it a TP, right, even though
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  Speaker 3: that's probably culturally inappropriate. It was like a yur but
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  Speaker 3: a TP. And in there is just this huge bed
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  Speaker 3: and this fridge ram with pis. Yeah. Yeah, nice, Yeah
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  Speaker 3: sounds great. It's got a toilet there. When you sit
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  Speaker 3: down on it, the trap door opens.
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  Speaker 5: The trap door.
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  Speaker 3: There's a little trap door there, and then you stand
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  Speaker 3: up and it closes. Sit down, open, stand up and
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  Speaker 3: it closes. You see what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it was a long drop.
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  Speaker 3: It was a very long drop for some The little
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  Speaker 3: barbecue out the end, a bathtub you set into the
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  Speaker 3: hillside which overlooked the ocean, the roaring ocean. Can I say, yes,
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  Speaker 3: you're completely on your own out there. There's no Wi Fi,
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  Speaker 3: there's no cell phone coverage, just you and your partner.
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  Speaker 3: And can I just say, if I had one complaint,
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  Speaker 3: that would be it, Well there was you and your partner. No, no,
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  Speaker 3: that there's no excess to Wi Fi? Or well I
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: sell you that, I mean them spend a bit of
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  Speaker 3: time on that toilet, the one with the trap door.
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  Speaker 3: And I couldn't do any kind of trawling on my
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  Speaker 3: Instagram or tiktoks, nothing like that. I could have played
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  Speaker 3: any of my tunes, actually no, that had to go
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: with the music that they had available to them there.
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  Speaker 3: And I just thought, that's an oversight. This is my
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  Speaker 3: tenure wedding anniversary. Surely I should be able to spend
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of time on Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: Just a chill out of fair magi.
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  Speaker 4: I remember, I'm a twentieth anniversary actually taking my beloved wife,
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  Speaker 4: we went to a fairy. We went to a very
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  Speaker 4: nice hotel down down on the South Island there and
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  Speaker 4: everything just like you, kind of beautiful views, a lake, vistas,
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  Speaker 4: amazing food.
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  Speaker 6: No movie channel. No, And I was like, you are
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  Speaker 6: you shitting me?
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  Speaker 5: What do you guys need I fly in a movie channel?
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  Speaker 6: No movie channel at all. One sports channel.
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  Speaker 3: Allow me to paint your picture here Keysy Saturday Night
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  Speaker 3: seven thirty, no wars. So here I am away on
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  Speaker 3: my ten yure wedding anniversary and I don't get to
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  Speaker 3: watch the Warriors smash Saint George Lawara.
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  Speaker 5: You're the worst team in the camp.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but guaranteed victory and I have to miss
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  Speaker 3: out on it. Why should I suffer not winning?
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  Speaker 5: Anniversary? My wife and I we went glamping, which is
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  Speaker 5: similar to glamorous camping. Yes, and we did a jigsaw
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  Speaker 5: puzzle and drink wine and chatted about the future and
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  Speaker 5: what it held for us, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So that's.
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  Speaker 5: It's good ship, you know.
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  Speaker 3: But how long you been married?
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  Speaker 7: For?
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  Speaker 5: Three years?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Is it? Yeah? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: The Hiliarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
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  Speaker 3: In four on radio.
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  Speaker 6: Is indeed a be a blush for your Monday afternoon?
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  Speaker 4: Now, it's been a sort of rugby league week and
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  Speaker 4: a half, really, hasn't it, Fellas? And with that in mind,
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  Speaker 4: we thought he'd better call our rugby league correspondent, a
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  Speaker 4: rugby league legend, the one and only Charlie Gab Charlie,
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  Speaker 4: it's been ages. How are you, your mad bastard?
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  Speaker 7: Good to hear from you, bro. He didn't call me
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  Speaker 7: last week. Couldn't back up, Hi, I couldn't back up?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We were coming back from Brazil on Monday last week. Mate,
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  Speaker 4: That's why we couldn't call you. I couldn't get my
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  Speaker 4: phone to work.
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  Speaker 6: Properly.
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  Speaker 7: No, that's all good, that's all good. But yeah, what's
• 14:39
  Speaker 7: been what's been happening? What's been on you with my
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: Porto maniacs ah?
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  Speaker 5: Of course Uncle Charlie running Porter King Wellington's bit of
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: New Zealand's best Porterloo company. What's been happening, Charlie is
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  Speaker 5: that we have had a few days off work there,
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  Speaker 5: but we have still been knee deep in the wise
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  Speaker 5: Man them making easy work, short work of the Saint
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: George la Warre Dragons thirty points to twelve. Over the weekend,
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  Speaker 5: Megan and I were just talking about how magnificent it
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  Speaker 5: is having someone like a Lafiana can Perreira who's just
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  Speaker 5: got speed that the Warriors have never ever had, and
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  Speaker 5: he just seems to generate an extra one or two
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  Speaker 5: tries per game. It's a real luxury for us, isn't.
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  Speaker 7: It it is? And it definitely helps him that we've
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  Speaker 7: probably got the best forward pack we've ever had. I reckon, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: which is, you know, we've had some good forwards in
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  Speaker 7: the past, but one to eight or you know, one
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  Speaker 7: to seventeen, they're just all go forward players and they
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  Speaker 7: just keep turning up ultra consistent when you're not like
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  Speaker 7: going into a game wondering what a performance you're going
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  Speaker 7: to get. Now we just we know that we're.
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  Speaker 3: On exactly right. And speaking of performances, I happen to
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: turn Sky Television on the other night, Charlie, one of
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  Speaker 3: my favorite.
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  Speaker 6: Shows, The League Lounge Johnson.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and who should be sitting on the couch but
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  Speaker 3: old Porter King himself, Charlie.
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: I talk us through.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: We had three hundred dollars appearance.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: Brother, Yeah, boy see.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: It's where it's a lucrative career posting RL.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Charlie, come on, because we haven't spoken since Magic Ground.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Your thoughts on the Broncos game.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: I mean we were there live mate, Absolutely magnificent atmosphere.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: The only punishing aspect of it was Keasy going back
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: and forth in front of me all the time getting beersies.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: But what were your thoughts on the game itself?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: It was it was insane.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: Really couldn't have couldn't have asked for a better start
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: one the Broncos, all discipline, just giving us the ball
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: and then what we did with the ball. Yeah, it
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: was just very impressive. And I'll tell you stat guys
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: that I got Lounge. That was that game was more
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: watched than any All Black games since the World Cup.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, that was the most.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I been bloody big chair around the wise and
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I think really the Bigga's test is going to be
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: this weekend. That depends, of course. The Warriors currently sit
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: second on the table. We'll be playing Penrith, who are
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: first on the table. Will be interesting to see where
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: the Cleary makes his players back up after Origin. But
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: this is the first true test. The Broncos have had
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: a lot of injuries of Storm obviously had a lot
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: of injuries. We've been in both those sides, but this
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: is the one that counts, Charlie.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: I mean they all count. They all count for two points. Moge,
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: I get what you're saying, but I think we're I
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: think we're better than Penrith.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I think Penrah for good.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: They got Cleary, but you know we got seventeen of us.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Now, well, yeah we got to Maiig.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: So boys, yeah, how are your baby? Were just a
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: few stats here, Charlie that you working on that League
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Lounge show you mentioned. Panthers have won ten of their
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: last eleven against the Wars, nine of their last ten
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: at Combat Stadium as well, So history would suggest that
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: the Panthers have the wood on us. However, it is
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: during origin as well, so a lot of their players
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: will be out of action. Are you predicting a win
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: for the Wis this week though, Charlie, Yeah, I am.
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: Brother because twenty twenty six and all, yeah, baby, new team.
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: So I actually think we're going to dominate them through
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: the medal. I think both wingers will probably get a double.
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: But it is good to see to Mighty Martin actually
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: slotting and nicely. I'm not sure what's going to happen
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: there Sellers with Metcalfe and Tomighty, but I think whatever happens,
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: it's going to be good.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: I do just want to say that. I really hope,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: but you know where metcalf eventually does come back. I
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: think they'll bring him back off the bench. I think
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: to Mighty Martin's going really well. I really hope that
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: the worrior Is Warriors Faithful get him behind him. I
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: hope there's no bad blood. I hope there's no booing
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: or any of that stupid rubbish, and I hope we're
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: above that. I just want to say that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: I just want to say that because the Warriors Faithful
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: have always been very forgiving. I'm happy that Mogi is
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: about to make a formal apology for the way he's
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: treated Dellan in the past.
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: Ah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I have nothing but respect for that man.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: He's been on You've got to make.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: He's been unreal.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: He's been great playing music in the background.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: This is how radio works. Charlie Big, shout out to
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Porter King. And before you go, Charlie, who is your
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Porter King Player of the round against St.
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: George Wellington, Porter Maniac, Jakie Laban.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Big, Jakie Laban one free Port loop coming his way.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: By the way, easy, I'm with Gubby. Ever start the
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: music when Gubby's talking, man, I will not have it
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: this show.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Thanks Gubby.
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: Summon Smith.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: And that's by the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: on Radio Hurdarchy.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Because he's here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Monday afternoon.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: The time is four forty eight. Let's talk TV here.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Fellows over the weekend?
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Was that true? Maybe?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Yesterday afternoon I watched terrible documentary on Netflix. I think
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: it's probably number one movie in the country or something
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: called Crash it's a true crime doco. It's about a
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: young woman there that had a couple of passengers in
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: her car and then and then she had a crash.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: But was it an accident or wasn't it? And yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: then you go sort of go through the trial and
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: everything that's been going on with him. Pretty loose parenting.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Can I put it to you that way? Yes, pretty
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: loose parenting. Did you watch it, Jason? Yes, yes, you know,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: massive two star. But you'll be able to sit there
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: and watch it pretty easily. Look, Jay's gotta ask you, mate,
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: guilty or not guilty?
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Just pretend you're on the radio and that people are listening.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know it was I think guilty? Yes, definitely?
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: And how horrific was the crash?
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Not good? They've got it on video, Kesy, and it
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: is if.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: My wife and I were like, oh, why.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: You're saying this documentary called has a video of the crash?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: She has the crash? Is she is going at a
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: fear rated nonsense and turn around corners as she went
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: so her defense that she couldn't remember and she was
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: passed out.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, not good, not good Fellers. I went on Netflix
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: and it's called Crash crash. I give it two buzzies
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: as well.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: My wife and I discovered on TV and Z plus
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: one of the greatest shows of all time. Talk about Flowers.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: It's called which we've watched before two seasons. Yes, in
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: my definite I think, like with Mister in Between, Flowers
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: is right up there in my top three greatest shows
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: of all time. It is absolutely superb comedy, quirky English family.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: The father's a writer, he's mad.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: The whole family's made written and directed by Oh God,
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: his name's gone out of my head and he's gone
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: out of mine as well.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: He's he's an English fellow that ended up being in
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: the latest season of The White LOADUS. Yes, right, he's
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: an incredible right, great activity.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: But what I love about this show is it is
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: very funny in parts, but it's also very poignant. Yes,
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: there's parts where you go, oh God, yeah, ah ah,
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: it is so Juliet Julian Barrett.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Is it, Oh Julian Barrett from The Muddy Book.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: The Mudy Boosh. He's the main character, Olivia Coleman. Yes,
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: amazing cast, isn't it isn't Will Sharp. Yes, it is
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: an amazing show.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: Ye.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: And we've already seen that, but we've gone back to
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: it and gone, oh yeah, I'm gonna.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Watch it again because you recommended this last time. I
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: think we got about through three or four episodes and
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: then we didn't have at that stage.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: It was on Neon. Yes, yes, it's it's brilliant four
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: point nine buzzies.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: And that's on Netflix, is it? No, it's on Glass
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Flowers Feelers. Whilst I was away on holiday, I watched Parasite.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Parasite that one best picture. One of Pugs's favorite films
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: is banging on. Oh keazy, watch Parasite, You'll love it?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Can I just say?
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: I loved it really really really really really entertaining film,
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: great twist, you know, and it's all subtitles, which, if
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: you're in the mood for it, is actually a really
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: great way to watch stuff. The acting is phenomenal, the
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: twist at the end, the sort of ending, we're like, oh,
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: and then you watch a few interviews about the movie
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: and you're like, oh, you know, like seriously, very very enjoyable.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Just on there.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: We had a lovely little moment last night when.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: We were out to dinner.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I was out to dinner with Mogi with Old and
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: his wife and Pugs and his partner, and we were
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: talking about a TV program and Keysey's wife said, would
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Keezy's wife like it? Because that's become like a And
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I said, no, I don't think so.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I think you were talking about flowers.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: I was talking about flowers. It is very full on
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: in parts, but it's brilliant.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Can I if you haven't seen Parasite, the Korean made
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: film that won I think twenty nine Best Picture twenty nineteen. Sorry,
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: definitely what like dark comedy thriller, really good. Kesey's wife
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: probably wouldn't like it. Highly recommend What's it on Again?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: TV?
• 24:18
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  Speaker 5: I just drink.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, wouldn't. No, you can have water as well, though,
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  Speaker 5: can't you na?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It's a super super dark orange. It's kind
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a burnt orange, like a rusty water.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 4: My wheeze are very much like that. But because I
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  Speaker 4: drink so much of this particular flavor.
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  Speaker 5: Oh really, that's.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly, And God I feel good for it too. I
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, now you're talking.
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  Speaker 4: There on the radio hold Arky Big Show this Monday afternoon,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: the time twelve minutes past five o'clock, Fellers.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Over the weekend, I had a classic Keezy dilemma, actually
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: that sort of thing. So we're about to sell our house, right,
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: We're gonna put it on the market soon. And in
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: the process of just going to a billion open homes
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: every single weekend, going to all these houses, and what
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: starts as a very fun journey, it quickly turns into
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: a very punishing journey. Yes, So we went to this
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: house on the Sunday, I believe it was, I say,
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: SETI there, and it was the third house we looked at,
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: and as soon as I arrived, I knew it wasn't interested.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: But we're there, let's go looking side.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: So as we're walking up to the house, my wife
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: goes first, and I'm sort of like looking around. I'm
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: sort of scoping out the exterior of the house and
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: I looking around, you know, the front gate area and
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: things like that in the real stage. And he would
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: have been about I don't know, forty or maybe mid
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: forties or something. And he's wearing a suit and he goes, ah, jeez,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: at least one of his is fizz to be here.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: And then and then my wife sort of stopped, and
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: then I looked at him and was like, oh, was
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: he talking about me? And then and then I was
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: like what and he goes ah sarcasm ah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Because one of you is not to be there.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: And then instantly I was like and my wife was
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: the same. We were both like, even if this was
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: our dream house, we would not now buy it right.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Just because of him.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Because but then I was like, maybe I was looking
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: a bit like not interested or something. Had I had
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: a few beers in that before. Was I hungover? Yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: a little bit, But I don't know. I just thought
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: it was a bit too far, you know, It wasn't funny.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: It was just a bit dickish.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: But you so you've turned up there. In your mind
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: you're thinking, I don't want to be here, but we
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: might as well have a look. He's being called out
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: and said, at least one of you is heavy to
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: be here, taking into account the fact that you don't
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: want to be there. He's read you like a book.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: So in terms of being a salesperson, he is absolutely
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: on fire because he has nailed the fact that you
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: don't want to be there, and to his credit, I
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: think called you out on it is what's happening.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's got You've gone through his system.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: He's noticed your greenish hue. Yeah, the sort of slight
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: slant and heaviness to your eyes.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: Also the fact.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: That dragging your massive hooves around your big bodies.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: You were snapping. You were snapping at your lovely.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Wife of the mood.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: So he's immediately gone, do do do do? Okay, loser.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: I feel like it's kind of sad how it is.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, cool, because I just want to touch on
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: what Mogi said. Even if he did read me like
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: a book, I didn't want my book read.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, he's read you like an absolute open book,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: and they must annoy you because you've got you know,
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: you bride yourself on this looking at homes and all
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: this sort of thing, and you're not even halfway up
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: the front path and this guy has absolutely nailed you.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: I didn't get nailed by guy, you completely.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: This guy has pulled your pants down, got everyone in
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: the neighborhood to come around here and look pointed at
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: your down stairs and had a good old laugh. That's
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: what's happening.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: It's a massive down trow. Yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: And then he stood on your pants. So you're standing
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: there trying to pull up your pants but you can't
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: because he's standing on them.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: And my wife.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Marry him.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: And then he's like, hey, why don't you run away
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: with me? And and she's like, yeah, good idea, you're
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: a winner, that's right.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: And then they get in the car where if she
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: come back you nah?
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: So, so he was in the right.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: It's not a matter of right wrong. He just read
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: your beautifully Yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, cool, he's just won.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: He's just won.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: The bill agains keasy there, okay.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Don The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on
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• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Use indeed your chance to win a very very sexy
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: street Dog electric motorbike. And they are genuinely very very sexy,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: aren't they feel.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Ye're one of the hottest things I've ever seen on
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: two leagues?
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, well hang on, it's on two wheels. It's
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: not too legs.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: A couple of options. Therefore, if you've got a motorcycle license,
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  Speaker 5: you get the full blown street Dog X. If you're
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: blown full blown, that's like it's not blown, which is
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  Speaker 5: a colloquial term for supercharging something.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Boom.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not the blown you were thinking of. And
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  Speaker 5: but if you've only got a car license you can
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: still get the street Dog fifty. Oh yeah, ride that legally?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Have you got your car license?
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: He at Jason, totally restricted?
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: But finally enough, I was in the car park last night,
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: saw your little trucky there with your motorbike on the back.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: What was going on there?
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Easy? Just drove it in, just stashed it there, No big,
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: no biggie man. Okay, well you don't mind your own business, man.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: I just wondering why your motorbike was on the back.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: That's always because I'm still I'm in the process of
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: getting a complied still and I have to fix a
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: break man trying to content on street dog here, man
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: should go to the lines, fellas.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: Get a Ben your mad barset? How's live?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Great, guys?
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Good? Thanks mate? What do you do for a cross? Ben?
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Carpet a.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Backbone?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: How annoying is it when you have to carpet steers?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Oh no, dramas, You're easy man? Oh yeah, my favorite part.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, totally, totally.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: I love carpet.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Tell me Ben, are owned a motorbike? Okay? Well everything man?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Reckon time? How you been? Have you ever been in
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: a gang? Man?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Right, well really because you could be joining the Whodarchy gang.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: All right, you're in the drawer being all right.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: We're gonna pop you on hold, get on your mate,
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: get a Jim, your may ad, bast how's life?
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Get a Who's real? Good?
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Real good? It was it? Real good? What's going on?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Well? I finally got through on the flaming line.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, tell me Jim, what do you do
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: for a christ?
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I'm a lenn surveyor.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Survey the land.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you're a madstard.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: So do you sort of take surveys? You hand out
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: pieces of paper and they filled them out and the
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: surveys are about land. Yeah, that's exactly right, mate.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: You're on Twitter.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Thanks, man.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: What's your favorite motorbike? Jim?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be a car's ky mate.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: That's as a cow sucky.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: No, it's not just cowa sucky.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Hey, Jim, if we just get back to street dog,
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: have paid to be part of this instead of pluging Kawazaki?
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Have you ever ridden an electric motorbike?
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: Men like the Clappers? Clappers?
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Absolute, Jim, great news for you, mate, you're in the
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: jaws down the line. Good on your man, get a
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: harm in your mad Bassett.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: How's life?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Oh pretty good?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Boys?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Here you guys go Hey, tell me Hammond.
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: Did you have a big weekend? Did you did?
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: You're struggling with the demon's Hammond. What's the most shocking
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: bastard you think you did all weekend?
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I went up to Tormanda with my son and we
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: we just had a good time.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Awesome, that's awesome.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: What do you do for a crass by the way,
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Hammond electrician? Yeah, Meg, No, that's well done.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: I did just running diagnostics and things like that. Harmon Yeah, yeah,
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: guilty guilty.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Stuff.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: So he's such a.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: Sweet, beautiful good on your harming. You're in the drawer too, mate.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Thanks boys awesome.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: If you want to join the Darky Gang and potentially
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: when yourself a street dog electric motorcycle, makes sure you
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: keep radio hurducky locked plenty of chances throughout the day.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, it just didn't make sense that your truckie
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: was in there and your bike was in there too.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: What do you mean it was on the back of
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: my truck, but it was just sitting there.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: It just seemed weird to me. Giv Yeah, well I
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: went over.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: The truck has a dick and you can put stuff on.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: I put my bike on the back of it.
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: By the way, I left something on your trucky dick.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Check it out on my truck.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Come on Jason the hold Aching Big Show with Jason,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Radio hold.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Iches indeed Radio Head there on the Radio Hodaky Big
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Show this Monday afternoon or Monday early evening. That's call
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: at the time is five thirty sex now Mogi. Of
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: course you're away over the weekend on your sexy ten
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: year anniversary. Yeah sounded pretty hot, did it? But it
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: was the the end of the Comedy Festival last night,
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: and we got off with the chance to go along
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: the fellows from the Big Show. Unfortunately you couldn't make
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: it because you were you were away with your beloved.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: So the fellows from the other fellows from the Big Show,
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: we all decided to go, didn't we easy.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Yes, into Last Laughts Last Laughs, which is the final
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: show of the Comedy Festival where they give out the
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: awards from the festival, the Billy T. James Award for
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: up and coming comedians and then the Fred Award named
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: after Fred Dagg of course, of course, for the the
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: top show basically of the festival. And that was at
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: seven pm at sky City Theaters. So we were like, oh,
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: let's go into the city early, go to Hoidy J's
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: apartment and have a little get together, big big city life. Yeah,
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: I said, come on over, fellows. The evening didn't get
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: off to a good start, yeah, big city life.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: So I couldn't find it, and I didn't realize because
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: I didn't have my phone on me that Keezy had
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: frantically been trying to call me.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: I missed eight calls from him, one call.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Eight calls Kezy from Pugs because I just assumed that when.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: The fellows would arrive that they just, you know, pushed
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: the buzzer.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Do you know which? Do you know which? Rumors is which?
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: As apartment number is?
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: No, neither is it in any of our chats?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: No it's not.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: It actually is, but.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: Is it?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: But anyway, so then I was like, I looked at
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: my phone and went, oh, and there was a in
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: capital letters from Kezy.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Can you lead us in please?
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Jase, I said, we're here, and I was like, whoa,
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Kesey's in a horriver mood.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: It's a great mood.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: So I had to go all the way down the
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: stairs and say, well, what you're in the buzz and
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: they're like, well, we were texting you but there was
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: no response. We didn't know what number you were.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: And I was told you guys did, but you didn't
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: just take them and say just push the buzzer for
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: apartment number, blah blah. Instead of having to go all
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: the way down the stairs, which sounds like it was
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: a mess.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Of one flight of stairs. He's on the first floor.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Well, I just sort of felt like because Keysy was
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: in such a horrid mood, I had to do a
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: sort of face to face him old pug sound Jesus,
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: he looked like I had been sucking on a lemon.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: By the time I got there, he was really pinched
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: in the face.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: That wasn't a limit of adarry.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: I was in a dorry.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: So they came up and for the for the occasion, Mogi,
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: it is promised by Hardy J I constructed an elaborate platter.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: Now, planters are my thing.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I I such a I I love.
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: Making a platter for people have heard you make the
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: best in the world. I think so is that would
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: be accurate. I think that because I've never heard you
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: ever say that that platters are your thing. But here
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: we are, and I'm not surprised, because everything's your thing.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: Best in the world ain't number one.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: So jac is the first time I've literally heard you
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: making a platter. Considering last time we went around your house,
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: you asked me to bring the bread. That's right, and
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: you're the best in the world of making platters.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: I bought bread this time, and I sliced.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: It is this whole break just an opportunity for you
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: to break about what a weapon.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: I know, we don't want to go.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: On about a platter weapon.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: But you bought bread and you slice and so it
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: was such a good platter. It was the best thing
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: since sliced bread. It was such a good It was
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: such a good platter.
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: I was speaking a bit of witty rip our tee,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: you know, a bit of you know, jokes and stuff
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: with the.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Fellas in their lovely, lovely partner.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Terrible came, but were they mate?
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: The planet was so good. They were just holl in.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: They were just stuffing their face.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Say about the army, the business. The plant was lovely, right,
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: great selection. To be honest, it was about four bits
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: of slice bread. I wouldn't go on the radio and
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: being on about it personally, but while we're here, it's
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: probably like three pieces of proscudo.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: As about six of us there.
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: But there was sheets of presuter.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: They were big sheet and partly the crowd that was
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: with me with vegetarian.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Crowd one person. But look, it was nice, it was lovely.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: It was certainly as soon as we walked in, they
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: were like, hey, would you like a drink and these
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: glasses that we've got here, because last time we went
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: around and there was wine, but he had no glasses
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: to p you know. So I could tell that he
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: was trying to make a step it up.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: If this was like a come down with me experience,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: what would you give it out.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: Of ten keys?
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: Probably like a five?
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: Come on man.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: And then my wife at the end of the evening
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: she said to me, the fiddles of very well manned.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: They're very well maned fellows.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Now it just popped up in the chat today. They're
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: in their thirties. Do they get a pat on the
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: back for that?
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: Apparently so from my wife.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: If we're patting him on the back for cutting a loan,
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: we're patting him on the back.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's patting himself on the back. I can't
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: get my hand in there.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: I was surprised because Kesey was in such a holor moves.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: Do you know what I mean?
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Now, Jason? It was a nine point five out of ten.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Alright, fakes mate, so good. There's the Black Crow.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: To rack On Tears. They're on the radio.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Hold Archy big show this Monday evening, and we have
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: breaking news.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: This is breaking news.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: That's right, fellows. The Enhanced Games have wrapped up over
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: in Las Vegas, that especially built stadium on the strip.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: There they had events held in swimming, track and weightlifting
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: as well as a strong man exhibition. Makes this competition different, Jace.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: Is that they're all on the gear.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: You can be on whatever you want. So you can
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: be on your pep Tide, you can be on your anabolics,
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: you can be on any A class B, class C,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: CLASSD class drugs you want.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: Yes, and you can compete.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: If you break a world record, you get one million
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: UIs dollars from the organizers.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: That's great.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: It's pretty good, isn't it. You get how much one
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: million US dollars?
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: Wow? Yeah, interesting fellas.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: About fifteen years ago, on a show that I used
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: to do, we had the idea of having like the
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: drug games, right, drugs, just go.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Hard, take whatever you want. Whoever is the meanest and fittest.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Wins one hundred percent. That's just thing like if these
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: guys want to drug up.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: I think we discussed it when I was working at
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Crowdgo as well. I think it was after the Lance
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Lance Armstrong fiesco. Yeah, okay, you're talking about Whyted I
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: just let him go for it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Well, the argument has always been, well, everybody's on it. Yeah,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: you know, the argument for Lance Armstrong was what everybody
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: else's on, I'm just the one that got caught. And
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: there's a certain amount of truth in that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: There is obviously, you know, you've got to get your
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: dosages right too, and you've got to be very specific
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: about what you're doing. Like if you're a spin a sprinter,
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: for examples, you don't want, you know, to have a
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: massive doobie, probably just before it, cause.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: I'll just sit here.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: And but also the liful day, the lungs. Yeah, but
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: you could maybe have some gummies or something and then
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: do like a marathon or you know, something that's pretty
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: chill and just you have to keep going.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: The trouble with that, Keysy is there's another thing as well,
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: like a lot of people might think I'll get on
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: the cocaine or the crack cocaine keysyf.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: That's not good.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: That stuff that's illegal number one, but not in these games.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: But if you're running in a marathon, every time you
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: go past someone you might just get to chatting off.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: You get a little bit distracted. You know, you've got
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: to talk to somebody about this new app boy idea
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: you've got.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, rightiness, we should start, man, we should actually start
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: it though. I'd love to see someone like doing Jelin. Yes,
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: but on the mushies yeh.
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: And out of either you're throwing it into the crowd. Yeah,
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Mean that must be you know, yeah, because imagine there's
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: been pretty big crowds there, you know what I mean.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: And you know there's every opportunity where you could have
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: a freak out, you know what I mean.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I said, Oh god, this is not God.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not I can't feel my face.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. It's not good when you're on the
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: kiddermine and you're trying to launch your discuss. Although there's
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: very limited. One thing I really like about these games,
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: amongst the main thing which I really like about these
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: games is it all happens over the course of one day.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: There's only about twenty events, right, okay, and then you're done.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: It's not like the Olympics that drags on for weeks
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: and weeks and weeks or anything like that. One day
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: and then you go to the after Paddy get smashed
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: a bit.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: But this is the first one.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Is this the first one? First time ever? Yes?
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: So for now it's one day.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: Imagine the after party. I mean, how good is that
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: gonna be?
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: There was one guy that won the million dollars, some
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Dutch fellow with a name I can't pronounce, who broke
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: the world record for the fifteen meters breathstroke I mean freestyle.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I believe it was. So he took himself home a
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: cool million dollars.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Jeez, what events were it like?
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Running?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Swimming? There was obviously the snatch snatch, Yeah, clean and jerk?
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: What else we got?
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: The lots of clean and jerk actually dead lift that
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: sort of stuff. Geezer, you loved it?
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so totally. Then here's the class good stuff.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: The whole achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezi.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Welcome back, your messive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Monday.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: You are, in fact listening to the Big Show, brought
• 44:44
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• 44:47
  Speaker 5: That's right, Toledo's natural and liter You like drinks, can't
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: find us? You should tell your Sports Club to stuck
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: us today.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: I'm star feels I'm a bit blocked up.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: What are you like, You've got a block nose?
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: Oh nose? Yeah?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Gross.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: I just text my wife and said what's for dins?
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: And she said roast red pepper and tomato pasta. But
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to eat before you and leave. Sorry,
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: I'm not too hungry to wait. That's what I'm having.
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So, Bogie, you're blocked up, A little bit blocked up, man,
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: a little bit blocked that.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the story is not. Absolutely, it
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: is my home k misuse of late there in there.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: It's happened every year for the last few years, and
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: it's back again. And what I've decided to do is
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take an approach which is the opposite
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: to the enhanced games. I'm not going to take any
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: drugs whatsoever. Yeah, drugs is what's got to me to
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: this point. Keezy, too much otrivan, too much Drivan plus,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: too much, could drills, too much panidoles, too much panidoles.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: I've always been of the opinion, ever, go to the doctor,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: thy body, shehell hear heel itself?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: How's that worked out?
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: For you, and my immune system is so powerful.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: How would you know?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Because I've never taken any medication ever in my life.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: If everyone in the world was sort of to have
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: that measure, Jakes, whe do you think you would sit?
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: Would you be hody?
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: J I number one in terms of in terms of
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: your body's ability to bounce back?
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: I number one? Yeah, I number one, I thought, so.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to check. I mean, don't get me wrong.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: For you, I mean I have ailments, oh yes, but.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because every day you come in here and
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: there's something else gown.
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: I just say to myself, body, heal thyself.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Do yeah?
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: Then what happens, and it heals slowly and gradually over time.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Don't just remind you of the time that you bent
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: down to pick up something and then broke your finger
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: for an entire year and shat yourself and then put
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: the poos.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: It was funny coming back from the comedy gig last night.
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  Speaker 4: There was a moment where I thought.
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  Speaker 6: I had shat myself. Yeah, and what did you say?
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: Because I had all those you know, de pants clean
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: those sounds to finish though, because I'd eaten so many crickies.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here's the doge of a Pilots The Hierarchy
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  Speaker 4: Frans Ferdinand there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 4: Monday evening.
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  Speaker 6: The time is twelve minutes past six o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Now, Fellows, very sad news about the passing of a
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: New Zealand comedy legend, Dame Jule's Top And I thought
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: it was kind of fitting, actually, Maggie, because Keysy and
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I and Pugs went to the Last Laughs last night.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: So much talent in this country and she and her
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: sister were very much the pioneers, along with your John
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Clarks et cetera, your Billy T.
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  Speaker 6: James Is. And I look at how how it was
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: back then and how it is now. It's completely different.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one half of the Top Twins with his sister Linda.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: As you say, Linda was played Karen o'lary's mum on
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Wellington Paranormal. Great and as a result of that we
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: got to meet Jills and you know, just absolutely beautiful people.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: But I'm amazed by how young she was. Yeah, she's
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: only sixty eight. Yes, she's an absolute part of New
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Zealand's DNA and absolute icon. The pair of them together
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: and really huge and activism, not just incredibly talented. There
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: was this singing, there was a country singing, there was
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: a yodeling, there's all of those things, but there was
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: applyinget to activism. So they're a big part of the
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: rainbow of gay rights, you know, apartheid marches and all
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: those sorts of things back down through the years. So
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: not afraid to use their art for the right causes, yes,
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: which is to be admired obviously, but then absolutely massive
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: comedy characters when you think of Camp Mother and Camp
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Leader and Ken and Ken even musically the things that
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: they were doing, and really amazingly yesterday they were honored
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: in Gore the Country Music Honor for contribution to country
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: music and recognition of their long standing impact on the industry.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: That was just the day before. That was at the
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Country Music Awards down there and Gore the day before
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Dame Jewels passed away, so bloody said day But geez,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: what a.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Contribution they are and were magnificent musicians, absolutely really good.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was that was obviously what brought them
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: into the public consciousness back in the day. Incredible singers,
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: absolutely stunning musicians and then to have that kind of
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: those comedy chops out the back of that pre spoil.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: One of my earliest memories of dating my wife very
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: early doors into our relationship. She's from down in christ Church.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: There.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: I grew up watching the best of Billy T. James
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: on videotape. My nana gave me three videotapes of his.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: I had not experienced much of the Top Twins outside.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: I recognized Keen and Ken, and I recognized Camp Leader
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: and that sort of stuff. My wife, now, she was
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: raised on it. She literally goes, Hey, we're going to
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: a concert and ashburt and this when we were living
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: in christ Church, would you like to come with? And
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: I was like sure, what's the concert? So that's the
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Top Twins. I was like, okay, who's going? I just
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: me and mum as it was me and my wife
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: and her mother drove to Ashburton and I experienced the
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Top Twins the whole way. They're listening to Untouchable Girls
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: and the same the whole way back. Whenever my wife
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: gets a little bit steamed. To this day, Untouchable Girls
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: comes on. Yes, at least two, three, four times, it's
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: like you an ingle Birt it's very much like man
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Engelbert upending. So a very sad day for my wife
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Particularly Yeah, well you know rip and as I said,
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: you know, we went to the comedy gig last night
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: and the comedy industry in this country has never been better.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: It is blooming. Can I say that, Mogi blooming?
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: It is blooming because we watched the all of the
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: up and coming comedians who are up on stage. They're
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: going for the Billy T. James Award, and then you
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: had the top the you know, the guns going for
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: the the Fred Awarded with the Free Dag Award, which
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: David Koreos took out. I saw his show at the
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Comedy Festival, absolute like I didn't know what was going on, yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: and I thought he had just made it up that night.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: And then last night I did a little piece of
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: his show and it was exactly the same. And it's
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: like crafted craziness to make it seem like he's just
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: sort of doing whatever. But a lot of work goes
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: into the stuff and there are so many good comedians
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: at the moment.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: AJS.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: Although you didn't seem to enjoy the show, jas, I
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: loved it man, because you were sitting there not clapping
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: like you know, everyoney be clapping along to a song
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: or something, and Jase would have his arms crossed.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: You know why, Mogi, why it may seem like that
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: because the whole show Keysy was back and forth with
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: trays of beer and it was just like, I'm trying
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: to watch the show Kesy, god sake full shit.
• 51:38
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  Speaker 6: Oh great, hardy Jake, good on your mates. Now tell me, Dame,
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  Speaker 6: I are you a handy man or are you a
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty pretty handy. I do get a few
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• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, mate, what job have you got that needs doing?
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: Demo?
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  Speaker 2: Ah, I got that three with the waves on the
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  Speaker 2: they just needed standing back fuller and coat of paint
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll solve it.
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  Speaker 5: My whole house is like that, totally, Damo. What we'll do,
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  Speaker 5: it right, it's good stuff. Hey guys, just quickly, do
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  Speaker 5: we have time for this segment? What's on the news
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  Speaker 5: with me?
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Kuzy?
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: No shout? Flight off the sting now is ament?
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Before you did the sting?
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: Hey, fellers. A jet plane heading to Birmingham and Britain
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: from tenor Reef in Spain.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, budgety aligne holiday hot spot.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Holiday hot spot, nine thousand feet in the air. An
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: announcement comes across do we have a doctor? Do we
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: have a doctor on board? The flight attends are looking
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: really worried and the plane is quickly losing altitude. Turns
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: out the plot had a heart attack. Oh dear, that's
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: not good Keezy at all. And so the first the
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: first officer had to land the plane very in experienced,
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: but landed it in Portugal nearby and everything was okay.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: I was just wondering if we were on board that flight,
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: you know, would we have made a difference.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: We're away on the plane, I wouldn't have been any
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: good as a pilot. I haven't had a heart attack,
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: but I've never flyn a plane before, so I'm better
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: than the pilot in that sense.
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: I'm not dead well, I don't think it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it was dead. So would you
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: rather a pilot who's had a heart attack or you
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: who's healthy but doesn't know how to fly a plane?
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: I mean I would rather meet yeah, right, because it
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: would be a fun way to go.
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: Oh absolute, No, straight down, straight down?
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: The only way to know how to dive?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Ho j What about you? Men?
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: What about me?
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know, man, would you.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: Look I fancy my chances? Oh yeah, I mean never
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: flying a plane before in your life? You've seen one.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: I've seen people fly them.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: This is the guy who's still on as restricted.
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: And by the way, don't they have like automatic pilot?
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: That's right?
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Check it to automatic. Go and speak to the first officer.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: There you go, mate, right, get into the mini bar.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Just on that note, Actually do they what's the first
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: What do you call on their first officer?
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: First officer? A co pilot? You used to have a
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: co pilot?
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: No, No, it depends on the It depends on the ranking.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: So you've got to have a certain amount of hours
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: I believe to become like a captain or a pilot.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: I think you're a pilot.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: I thought you have to have a pilot and a
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: co pilot, someone to pilot with you.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Well, maybe the co pilot is yeah, yeah, yeah, I
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: mean I don't know.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not like a pilot exper I'm wondering because of
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: saying that the guy that did land the plane, he
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: was very in experienced, but he managed to land it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: But surely you've got someone on the plane that knows
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: how to land the plane. When one of the pilots goes,
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: we're going to experienced guy, Well, what would you do?
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: How do you reckon?
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: You go?
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: I probably just wouldn't get involved in I don't know
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: how to.
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: Go.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come on back yourself.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: You're the mayor, you know. I struggled to lee. Yeah, Hey,
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: what good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 4: You want to a.
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  Speaker 7: What you know?
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: How we do the podcast outro, which is like bonus
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: material that we do every single day.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, before we start.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: The show, we do a little sort of ten to
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes sort of chitty chat. Yeah, what's the quip
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: today that you've sectioned off.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: Where Pugs has selected it and he's titled this one
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  Speaker 5: gave ascon and it comes out at seven thirty to
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: not where we get your potties from.
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  Speaker 3: of a person, you know, the diagram of a person
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  Speaker 3: and there's a beating red throbber in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: the chi. Yeah, it's pretty. They've nailed it.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely. No man comes with like a white liquid and.
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  Speaker 3: The throat.
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  Speaker 4: I suffer through that for so long. Yeah, but then
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  Speaker 4: I went, god, I want to change massive acid in
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: my chest all the time, and then gave usc on that.
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  Speaker 6: It was a bomb. I didn't even hear that chat.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: I love your thing, Joseph. You just carry on talking.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, your pause, right sentence.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: It's just.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: You guys are so filthy. I feel like I just
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: need to, you know, try and move on from the filth.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tomorrow, I guess. Hey, what are you doing tonight, man,
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty keen for something yammy to eat.
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: I'm also at the point where my nasal issues are
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: starting to kick in, so I think a nearly night
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: might be in order.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, and just hopefully I'm going to wake up. Bring
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: you feelers. That's my dream. Good stuff.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: You're here in that clip there, I was a bit
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: naisy and now I'm a bit naisy. Again.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what about you, Keysy? What are your plans? And
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: what's for tea? Yeah?
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: What are you having for kind of normal D?
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: I want to rise above the filth over here? What
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: about having for D tonight? Pasta? And then my wife
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: because I've.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Got a new title for your dinner segment, key what
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: what's keys are you having for D?
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: No with me? Dinner with me?
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Tea with me?
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Keyesy, We're not naming it there, it's just silly pasta.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: And then I want to do a quick run through
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: of all the sporting action over the weekend because I'm
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: a game of two halves this week and I need
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: to be sharp to be ready to go. Jason, what
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: are you having tonight? I mean you have some soup?
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, soup turrets so soup hopefully be very nice with
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: my toast there.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Just chilling out, actually just chilling I tell you what
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: four hours I've done. I've done some heavy lifting today,
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: some heavy left things.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Just looking forward to just chewing out and taking here,
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: you're not talking about the show.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Listen, listen, make sure you check out the Instagram because
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: that's going off at the moment. So pack sounds just
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  Speaker 4: posted a new video. Also check up the podcast Until tomorrow,
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: We'll see you later.
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: See here,