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EP 44: Breaking Down The NFL Wild Card Round & Which Super Bowl Matchup Would You Like To See Most? · 3 Guys, 6 Balls NFL Podcast

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  3 lifelong friends, 6 trusty balls and endless NFL ticks.
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  Welcome to three guys 6 Balls NFL podcast.
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  Welcome to episode 44 of Three guys 6 Balls NFL Podcast.
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  I'm your host Joel and I am finally joined by both of my Co
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  hosts once again, Will and Avery.
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  Avery was gone so long I forgot he was even part of the show.
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  Forgot I was alive. Well, he is our first, he is the
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  1st and 5th ball. So we got to make sure we he's,
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  he's there. Keeping it together, keeping
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  them close, one a little lower than the other.
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  Well, it's good to have you guys back with me.
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  It's good to have you guys back. I'm excited to have you guys
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  back with me for the new year. And so to get us started today,
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  we're just going to get right into it.
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  We'll go ahead and give us your final recap of the NFL regular
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  season, and then we'll get this thing going.
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  All right, I will. But first I need to to dial it
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  back. So I missed last week and so I
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  didn't need to tell this story last week.
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  So two weeks ago Seahawks Rams played and I'm sitting there
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  watching Thursday Night Football, watching the game with
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  my son. And I think I was on since this
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  game has happened, but I forgot about this because I blocked it
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  out. But but it has been consistent
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  for three straight weeks now since the Seahawks Rams game.
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  I'm sitting there watching this game with my son, clearly have
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  become a Rams fan. I mean, I'm I'm decked out game
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  time. We're doing the thing we're
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  we're in the stadium in our house, decked out in our Rams
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  gear. And I say we.
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  I just mean me sitting there watching my son.
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  Mind you, this sweet boy is five years old.
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  He doesn't know anything he didn't even like.
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  Matter of fact, most times he doesn't even watch football.
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  I turn it on. It's grumbling, it's whining.
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  I don't want to watch football. Let's watch something else.
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  Let's watch Mulan. No, no, it's football time.
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  The new one or the original? No, never the new one.
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  That's good. We're going to do it on that
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  path. I just, I'm just making sure
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  because there's odd, there's people watching right now that
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  are like, boy. No, no, he's, he's weird.
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  Not that weird anyway. So we're sitting there watching
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  the game and he's like, dad, what team do you want to win?
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  And I go, well, I'd like the Rams to win.
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  And he was, well, I want, I want the Seahawks to win.
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  And I went, OK, that's fine. You can want that.
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  You can work for the Seahawks. That's no problem.
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  I'm trying to be a supportive dad.
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  He, I even said, you know what, buddy, growing up here and I
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  have a lot of friends at school who were Seahawks fans.
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  I have no problem with you being a Seahawks fan.
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  The problem is, is this sweet boy is five years old.
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  Every time they get 1 yard, ha, ha, dad, they yard, yard.
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  Like, oh, buddy, you don't even know football.
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  And then the Rams were not doing well at that time of the game.
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  They were getting their cheeks clapped early in that game.
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  They had to come back, question reference calls there.
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  It was just relentless for my 5 year old who does not even like
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  football. Go Seahawks.
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  Yeah, go get. It's like, oh.
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  Boy, it's his. Bedtime, it's 4 hot bedtime.
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  Get out of here, go away. So anyway, there's that.
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  My son's a Seahawks fan. He's been consistent with it for
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  three weeks now. And during the game, I texted
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  Joey Case, our noted Seahawks fan on the show that's not
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  related to Avery. And he, he and I actually live
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  in the same town here. And he was texting me back
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  about, oh, yeah, I'm so glad Russ is part of the team and
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  this that you're just like, welcome to the twelves, Russell.
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  This is whole thing. And now here we are.
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  My son is a Seahawks fan, which will be great because we're
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  going to grow up or he's going to grow up and he's 5, right?
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  He will make a different choice 100 times in his life.
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  He'll be offended every team in the NFL before he finally
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  decides on one. On the Raiders or The Jets, The
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  Jets is where I'll land. I hope so, my daughter.
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  You can do that to. Him you could be like this year.
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  She has picked the Rams early and I'm going to make sure it
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  stays that way, but there's a lot of outside influence on my
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  son right now. Good little poem for the
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  Seahawks, which is fine, but whatever.
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  Wait, was it outside influence or was it just he looked at the
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  screen and saw the Seahawks and said I'm going to go for the
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  Seahawks? So I changed a little bit of
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  both because because my father-in-law and mother-in-law
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  both Seahawks fans, OK, so he, he goes to Seahawks household
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  regularly. My parents, well, my dad, avid
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  Cowboys fan. I grew up a Cowboys fan.
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  So my side of the family, pretty big Cowboys fans, my wife's side
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  of the family, pretty big Seahawks fans.
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  And the way things we've had it recently, we've kind of seen
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  them a bit more than my side of the family.
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  So he's around it a bit more, but he'll forget about it when
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  baseball season comes around and we're talking baseball a lot.
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  And then football will come back around and hopefully he forgets
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  to see how he even exists. And we only watch Rams, but
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  we'll get there when we get there anyway.
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  It's funny you tell that story Will, because my son does the
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  same thing with me. He and for some reason it's
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  always the Falcons. Every time he sees the Falcons,
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  he's like, I'm going to be a Falcons fan dad and I'm like,
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  well you suck then. I didn't actually see you too do
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  that. I didn't actually see you can do
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  that. You can be a Falcons fan and
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  suck at the same time. You can do both.
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  It's your choice. But will my my bigger question
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  for you is did you have to explain to your son what getting
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  your cheeks clapped means? No, not yet A.
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  Friend of his will do that later.
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  He does go to public school in a small town here in Oregon.
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  I'm sure he'll hear she's clapped and get her done so many
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  times. Although I don't know if the
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  kids are saying get her done anymore.
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  No, that's that's. A no.
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  Now they're saying 67. Oh, trust.
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  Better have stayed in 2025 dude if I hear that one more time.
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  OK, OK, you don't know how many times an NFL score is six to
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  seven until you have a kid around.
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  The amount of times my 5 year old can read some numbers, some
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  of them, not even all of them yet he's kind of an idiot.
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  Specifically those ones. And when it is 6, the seven,
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  they just scored a touchdown, they're about to take an extra
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  point. The amount of times I hear 6-7,
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  Oh my gosh. Heaven forbid one team scores 2
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  field goals, the next team scores a touchdown 32670.
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  I need to move on. I need to move on.
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  We are 10 minutes into this almost already.
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  I am. I'm losing it.
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  The score of the of the Steelers game I think was 26 to 27 or
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  there was a game that was 26 to 27 for a long time this weekend.
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  And just yes, son, I'm working at the TVI know the score.
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  I know I can read the numbers. I'm 30 something years old.
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  I've been able to read for generations at this point.
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  Something I know how to count, except my age.
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  I'm 30, I'm in the 30s. Andy, whom Week 18 football
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  started off hot with Saturday afternoon football with the
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  season of the line. We had Panthers at Bucks.
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  She's on the line, kind of. The Bucks hold on, you get the
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  win to boost themselves in the playoffs.
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  They just need a little bit of help from the trustworthy
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  Saints. What could possibly go wrong?
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  Well that went wrong. Panthers lose 2 straight and
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  ugly way and made it into the playoffs.
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  Seahawks 3F 49ers final score of this game is 13 to 3 but I think
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  everyone who watched that game can agree the Seahawks dominated
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  this game. Seahawks win security number one
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  seed and home for the bendage throughout the playoffs.
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  I'm starting to buy into this new Pope theory for Seattle.
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  Have you guys seen this one? Yeah, I have.
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  Yeah, that's wild. It's wild.
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  It is. It's 2005, 2013, 1025, eight
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  years apart, which seems oddly frequent for new popes, but here
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  we are. Better watch out, I guess.
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  Go go wrestle, I guess. Yeah.
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  You're teaming to make the Super Bowl your first year.
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  Good job. Anyway.
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  It's not, it seems. Not if.
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  The Rams make it. Yeah, I hope so.
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  That's what I'm going to say to me if the Rams make it.
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  Yeah. This Niners team did not look
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  good at all, putting up only three points.
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  They were it was not good close that Texans close friends have
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  to be semi played with what they saw from Riley Leonard, who I
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  would like to add in here. I did say would end up starting
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  this season. So here we are.
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  Yes, I was. We did you.
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  Did say that. Texans win, but they gave up
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  thirty points for the first time this season, which I think is
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  crazy. This is the first time all
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  season they gave up thirty points, 30 or more.
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  The so pretty defense over there.
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  It is probably because they pulled other starters out in the
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  second-half that matters. Browns had Bengals, Joe Burrow
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  lays down and gives Miles Garrett the sack record.
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  Fine, you don't want to get hit, I don't blame you.
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  Last game of the season doesn't matter anyway.
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  But he for sure laid down and gave Miles Garrett that sack.
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  It's crazy how bad this Browns team is when they have
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  legitimate candidates for dividends of player of the year.
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  2 legitimate candidates for offensive player of the year and
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  Judkins and Harold Franklin junior or excuse me, defensive
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  or offensive rookie of the year with Judkins and fanning junior
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  and defensive rookie of the year with Swessinger.
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  This team has a lot of promise. Just going to get the right
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  quarterback in there because I I maybe it's true to where is that
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  guy, but I don't know. He did not he did not grow like
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  say Tyler Schuck grew throughout this year.
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  Saints and Falcons Saintsblurr big for the Buccaneers.
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  As mentioned, Falcons hold on to win a meaningless game for both
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  teams and Falcons don't even have a first round pick so we
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  just see him literally meant nothing to them.
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  The Packers at Vikings. Packers treat this game like a
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  preseason game and play no one and you're pretty much just
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  handing the Vikings to win. Kind of a weird spot for the
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  Packers having the seven seed locked up with nowhere to move
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  up or down going into the final week.
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  I get it, give him a menu by hope they don't just come off
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  too rusty. Titans at Jaguars The first
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  quarter of this game finished tied at 77.
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  The Titans remember who they were and lost horribly.
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  The Titans technically scored first, which means that they get
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  then gave up 41 straight points to the Jaguars, which is just
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  bad for anyone. Cowboys that Giants Giants win,
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  who cares? Dallas Folder starters out at
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  halftime. Jackson Dart probably made the
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  coolest play that of the day though, and if you saw it right
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  before halftime, he gets pulled down by his face mask, flips it
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  back into somebody and he ran. I was thinking it was like a
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  fourth down play with 20 seconds or something like that.
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  He ran a bunch of yards for a touchdown.
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  It looked cool in the moment. Cardinals at Ram, Stafford
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  throws for four touchdowns, the Steelers MVP run, Arnolds keep
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  it close until the fourth quarter and then the Rams run
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  away with it. Personal opinion, I think this
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  Cardinals team may be the best coaching job available right
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  now. They're going to have to fix
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  that defense, but that offense is pretty well put together.
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  If you can get the right piece in there.
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  Jacoby Brissett may maybe the right piece, but that defense is
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  giving up way too many points consistently.
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  Chiefs at Raiders As I predicted before the season started,
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  Raiders and Chief split the home at home series.
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  Not quite how I thought it was going to happen, but if you
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  strip the meaning of MVP down I I think maybe Mahomes should win
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  it this year because the even the defense played worse without
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  Mahomes in the field. He's clearly the Most Valuable
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  Player at least of the team. It's crazy.
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  Now, no, I'm not actually advocating for Mahomes to MVP,
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  but when your defense plays worse because your quarterback's
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  not out there, that's just a crazy thought to me.
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  Then we've got commanders at Eagles.
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  Eagles finish at 3:00 and 3:00 in the worst division of
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  football. With the loss of the commander
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  this week, they still make the playoffs as a three seed
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  Dolphins at Pat's. Pat's wins carrying the two seed
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  and these running backs are going to be a problem in the
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  playoffs. This Pat's team looks pretty
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  good and how on earth does Mike McDaniel still have his job?
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  I think with the firing of Harbaugh today, it's going to
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  get some other teams a bit more confidence to let go of their
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  coach. And man, this guy, he fumble the
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  ball hard, metaphorically, of course.
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  Why is that? Bears, You cannot be happy if
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  you're a Bears fan. Yes, you have a two seed.
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  The last couple weeks have been rough.
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  But we put 38 points, put up 38 points in the Niners.
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  Yeah, well, I was mentioned that offenses put up three points
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  with actual good defense. This Bears team, it was good
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  luck against the Packers. I, I, it is.
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  It is not going to be good for the Bears first round of
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  playoffs. I don't think at charters at
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  Broncos. I would like you guys to explain
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  to me here the mindset where you go in the last week you can play
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  spoilers for division rival with them being the one seed.
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  You still have a chance to jump up to the sixth seed.
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  But instead you sit your players and you just settle for the
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  seventh seed. I'm pretty sure charters are
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  just going to be out first round.
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  This is a bad coaching decision and may cost the other Harbaugh
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  his job. It may I, I just, I it's a bad
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  to me. Well, Herbert Tan's broken.
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  Yeah, well, so is Rodgers and he was out there balling.
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  Well, they had to win to make the playoffs.
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  Whatever. Anyway, Jets at Bills.
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  A UNC legend Mitchell Trubisky leads the Bills to a solid 6
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  seed position. This Jets team finishes with a
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  NFL record setting season. You have heard about this yet?
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  Jets set a new NFL record lowest intercept, lowest interception
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  total on the season with 00 interceptions on the whole
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  entire season. But we didn't get we lost.
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  SOS Gardner. Yep.
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  Uh huh, people. Still.
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  Played even for that either. Yeah, SOS Gardner finishes the
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  season with the worst record in the NFL.
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  I don't know if you haven't seen this.
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  I have seen he was, yeah, he just abysmal and not his fault
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  specifically. But then to finish off Sunday
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  Night Football, we had Ravens and Steelers father Maximilian
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  Maxwell blesses the South end zone where rookie kicker Tyler
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  Tyler Loop took after senior kicker Boswell, both missing
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  kicks wide right. Seeing the Steelers of the
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  playoffs. Have you guys seen that?
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  I have seen. That the videos of the the
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  Catholic priest out there sprinkling holy water on the end
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  zone. Now he's technically blessing it
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  for good health and good safety and this that and the other, but
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  it just so happened to the same end zone where he hooks that
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  thing wide right. That was crazy to watch, you
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  know? Anyway, that was that was week
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  18, final week in NFL season. One thing on that game real
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  quick, I don't understand what the Ravens were doing at the end
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  there. Like, I get that you want to
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  just kick the field goal and try and win the game, but you also
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  lost yards taking a knee. Like it wasn't just like he
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  snapped the ball and took a knee.
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  He ran backwards and then took a knee.
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  He lost yards. And I'm not saying that would
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  have changed it, but why wouldn't you try to get more
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  yards when you still have the ability to do so instead of
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  going backwards? It guarantees you the field
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  position that your kicker wants. And if you go backwards, you're
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  going to be pressured less. And if a few yards at sub 50
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  generally is not a bad, we'll we'll take that.
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  We'll we'll take a few yards backwards for a guaranteed right
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  hash, left hash center position. Well, it didn't work out so
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  well. It did not all.
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  Right. Well, thanks for the wrap up,
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  Will. I'll look forward to your first
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  wrap up of the wild card round of the playoffs coming up.
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  Super wild card. We can wrap up.
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  I'm excited. All right, so today we're going
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  to be talking about the wild card games that are coming up
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  this week. But before we do that, I thought
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  we'd do something fun. I thought we'd look back on our
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  top 10 fantasy rankings for the 2025 season.
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  So what I'm going to do over the next three weeks, I'm going to
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  break it up into three weeks. So this week I'm going to do
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  quarterbacks and running backs, next week I'll do the wide
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  receivers and tight ends, and then in the final week I'll do
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  our kickers and defenses. So I went back.
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  Yeah, very fun. Yeah.
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  I went back and I looked at our top 10 rankings and our top five
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  rankings for the kickers and defenses.
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  But I looked at all the the top rankings we had for fantasy
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  football and I've given us each a score based off of how our top
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  10 rankings finished. So basically how this worked is
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  if you had the player in the top ten, if they finished in the top
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  ten, you get a point. If you had that player finishing
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  at a certain position and they did finish at that exact
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  position, you get a point plus an extra point.
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  If you were, if you're yes, thank you.
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  If you were the only one who had that person in the top 10, you
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  get 2 points. Oh.
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  And so that's how these that's how these scores are going.
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  So just to to read you guys, we'll start with the
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  quarterback. So the top 10 rankings that the
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  actual rankings for the quarterbacks, the top ten this
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  season #1 Josh Allen. Number 2 is Drake may #3 is
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  Matthew Stafford #4 is Trevor Lawrence #5 is Caleb Williams.
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  Number six was DAC Prescott #7 is bonex #8 is Jalen hurts #9 is
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  Jared Goff and #10 is Justin Herbert.
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  So we'll start with Will's score here.
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  So just so you guys, just to recap Will's top 10 going into
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  the season, it was 1 Lamar Jackson, 2 Joe Burrow, 3 Josh
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  Allen, 4 Patrick Mahomes, 5 Jalen Hurts, 6 Jaden Daniels, 7
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  Bonex, 8 Baker Mayfield, 9 Justin Herbert and 10 Dak
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  Prescott. So Will got a total score of
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  eight points. He had Josh Allen, Jalen Hurts,
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  Bonex, Justin Herbert, and Dak Prescott in his top ten, and he
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  was the only one who had Justin Herbert and Dak Prescott in his
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  top 10. Bonus points.
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  And he got a bonus point for having Bonex at #7, which we all
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  had Bonex at #7, by the way. Oh Dang it.
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  So. Cancels it all out, so it didn't
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  really matter, but you did get a bonus point.
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  All right, So then Avery's rankings went like this one.
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  Joe Burrow two Josh Allen 3. Lamar Jackson 4.
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  Jalen Hurts 5. Jaden Daniels 6.
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  Baker Mayfield 7. Bonex 8.
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  Jared Goff 9. Kyler Murray and 10 Aaron
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  Rodgers. So, so, so, so.
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  Avery got Josh Allen, Jalen Hurts 2 points for Bonex at
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  number 7 and Jared Goff. So he had a total of five points
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  for the quarterbacks. And then my rankings, my
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  rankings went Josh Allen number 12, Lamar Jackson, 3, Joe
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  Burrow, 4, Jalen Hurts, 5, Baker Mayfield, 6, Jaden Daniels, 7
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  Bonex, 8 Jared Goff, 9 Kyler Murray and 10 Caleb Williams.
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  So I got, I got a bonus point for having Josh Allen at #1
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  which by the way, you guys made fun of me for because of my
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  statistical reasoning for that. It's because you have.
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  Statistical reasoning. It's not.
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  It doesn't matter what you said it was because it was
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  statistical reasoning. I will do it every time, you
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  nerd. So I had Josh Allen at #1, I had
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  Jalen Hertz, I had Bonex at #7 so I got a bonus point there.
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  I had Jared Goff, and I was the only one who had Caleb Williams
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  in the top 10. So I scored a total of eight
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  points as well. So on the quarterback, Kayla?
• 19:16
  Williams. So on the quarterbacks, Will and
• 19:20
  I had eight points and Avery had five points.
• 19:23
  Oh, and by the way, I'm going to total our scores for all of the
• 19:27
  positions at the end of this. So I can still win.
• 19:29
  I can still win out right here because I know Javonte Williams,
• 19:33
  I got made fun of that. I'm pretty sure he stuck in that
• 19:36
  top 10, didn't he? We'll find out.
• 19:38
  We'll find out. We will find out right now, OK,
• 19:40
  right now. OK, so here is the running back
• 19:43
  rankings. Here's the actual top 10
• 19:45
  rankings for running. Backs, may I pause you real
• 19:47
  quick, Joe? All right.
• 19:48
  A couple things. Because you're moving into the
• 19:49
  receiving people, where are you getting your rankings from?
• 19:51
  What site? Sleeper.
• 19:54
  Sleeper. And then is this full point PPR,
• 19:56
  Half point PPR? No point PPR.
• 19:58
  Nerd nerd. No, this matters.
• 20:01
  This matters because someone on the point, someone on the
• 20:03
  Internet is going to be like, whoa, no way can you swift like
• 20:06
  this? Yeah, well, you've got
• 20:08
  touchdowns for 800 points. Of course this guy.
• 20:10
  Of course Stafford was first. This is full point PPR.
• 20:15
  OK, so standard scoring full point PPR, got it.
• 20:18
  Yes, it matters for the Internet.
• 20:21
  Yes. OK, so here's the running back
• 20:23
  rankings. The actual rankings one
• 20:25
  Christian McCaffrey, 2 Bejon Robinson, 3.
• 20:29
  Jameer Gibbs, 4. Jonathan Taylor, 5.
• 20:32
  Devon HN, 6. James Cook, 7.
• 20:35
  Chase Brown, 8. Derrick Henry, 9.
• 20:39
  Kyron Williams and 10 Travis ETA.
• 20:45
  Where? Where?
• 20:45
  Did he rank for a long? Jonte Williams ranked at #12.
• 20:50
  So for a long ranking of seven, number seven.
• 20:53
  Yes, a long ranking of seven actually does not look that bad.
• 20:57
  He finished at #12 That is actually a still a very good
• 21:01
  prediction, so I give you props. For it.
• 21:05
  It was wrong give. You props.
• 21:07
  You were wrong, but you could have been right if things were
• 21:10
  different. It wasn't as wrong as we thought
• 21:13
  you were going to be. It wasn't as wrong as it should
• 21:15
  have been. In the words of Mike Tomlin, if
• 21:18
  my aunt had boy parts, she would be my uncle.
• 21:25
  All right, so here. All right, so here are Will's
• 21:29
  before the season rankings for running backs.
• 21:32
  One Jameer Gibbs, 2 Ashton Gente, 3 Saquon Barkley, 4
• 21:36
  Dejean Robinson, 5 Derrick Henry, 6 Bucky Irving, 7 Javonte
• 21:41
  Williams, 8 Alvin Kamara, 9 DeAndre Swift and 10 Karen
• 21:45
  Williams. So Will had a total of four
• 21:48
  points because he had Jameer Gibbs, Dejean Robinson, Derrick
• 21:51
  Henry and Karen Williams in the top 4.
• 21:54
  OK, so Avery's top ten there. Yeah, decimated.
• 22:00
  Avery's top 10 running backs one Bajan Robinson, 2 Derrick Henry,
• 22:04
  3 Jameer Gibbs, 4. Saquon Barkley, 5 Ashton Genti,
• 22:08
  6 Jonathan Taylor, 7 Bucky Irving, 8 Alvin Kamara, 9 Devon
• 22:14
  HN and 10 Tuba Hubbard. So Avery had a total of seven
• 22:19
  points because he had because he had Bajan.
• 22:24
  Robinson. He had Derrick Henry, he had
• 22:26
  Jameer Gibbs at 3, so he got a bonus point there.
• 22:29
  He had Jonathan Taylor and he was the only one who had
• 22:32
  Jonathan Taylor. And then he had Devon HN, so he
• 22:36
  got a total of 7 points. Caught up to Will right there
• 22:40
  right my Nope, I'm one down. You did.
• 22:42
  You did. No, you're tied.
• 22:43
  You're tied with Will. Yeah, 8:00 and 4:00 and 7:00 and
• 22:46
  5:00. We'll see you next week will for
• 22:48
  the wider. Super tail.
• 22:49
  Yeah. Brother side Wayne.
• 22:53
  All right, so my top 10 rankings before the season, 1 Dejon
• 22:57
  Robinson, 2 Christian McCaffrey, 3 Jameer Gibbs, 4 Saquon
• 23:02
  Barkley, 5 Derrick Henry, 6 Ashton Gente, 7 Karen Williams,
• 23:07
  8 Devon HN, 9 Josh Jacobs and 10 Bucky Irving.
• 23:11
  And I scored a total of eight points, giving me the lead with
• 23:15
  16 points compared to your guys's two points because I had
• 23:20
  Bejon Robinson in the top 10. I had Christian McCaffrey and I
• 23:23
  was the only one who had Christian McCaffrey.
• 23:25
  I had Jameer Gibbs at 3:00, so I got bonus points for McCaffrey
• 23:29
  and Jameer Gibbs. I had Derrick Henry, Karen
• 23:31
  Williams and Devon Aitchen. So the current score is myself
• 23:36
  at 16 points, Will and Avery tied at 12.
• 23:40
  Remember who made-up the scoring?
• 23:44
  Rubric Yeah, I know. Remember who decided this is
• 23:46
  maybe a game? It's a game for us.
• 23:49
  If you picked Christian McCaffrey, you get an additional
• 23:52
  12 points. Oh, you guys didn't pick him?
• 23:54
  Look at. That remember when I that's
• 23:56
  wrong. Remember when I texted you guys
• 23:58
  the scoring and you guys agreed to the scoring?
• 24:01
  No, but that's that probably. Happened.
• 24:03
  I don't think there's any written proof of that.
• 24:04
  Sorry. You can't.
• 24:05
  It's not a Miss Moon court. All right.
• 24:07
  Sorry. All right.
• 24:10
  Anyways, I'm going into next week's rankings with a four
• 24:13
  point lead on you guys. So we'll we'll see how it goes.
• 24:17
  I don't, I don't know the current rankings.
• 24:18
  I have not done it yet. So I have no idea.
• 24:21
  And we're doing receivers and tight ends next.
• 24:23
  Receivers and tight ends. I'm going to make every all the
• 24:26
  points back on the kickers that a great kicker list.
• 24:32
  I had all the funniest names. All of them.
• 24:35
  What in? Particular.
• 24:36
  Forgot about that. I'm sure.
• 24:39
  We'll get by. I looked it on my mic.
• 24:41
  There's there's some winners in these last names.
• 24:45
  All right, anyways, So what we're officially talking about
• 24:48
  today is the playoff matchups for the wild card round.
• 24:52
  And so we're just going to go through in order of these games,
• 24:55
  starting with Rams at Panthers, the five seed versus the four
• 24:59
  seed. And so will you're a Panthers
• 25:01
  fan. Why don't you break this game
• 25:02
  down for us? Yeah, Doug, So what we got is
• 25:05
  the best first, the best, right? Five weeks ago, Panthers Rams
• 25:08
  played in Carolina. So the same scenario, worst
• 25:14
  weather and the Panthers won. And that's just kind of what
• 25:17
  happened. Now coming back off of injury,
• 25:21
  the Rams get their tackles back, her tackle back and Devonte
• 25:25
  Adams back. I am truly worried about Bryce
• 25:29
  Young throwing a football. The Rams have had abysmal pass
• 25:32
  defense the past 3-4 weeks now, pretty much since the Panthers
• 25:36
  game actually about the last five weeks.
• 25:38
  Abysmal secretary back there. If they don't get booty Ford,
• 25:43
  Byron, Byron. It's not Byron, Bryce, Bryce get
• 25:46
  Byron. I know Young, Bryon Young, Verse
• 25:51
  Ford and Turner. They're front four.
• 25:53
  If they don't get them to the quarterback fast, I'm scared for
• 25:59
  what's going on in the secondary right now.
• 26:01
  And fortunately for the Panthers or as fortunate for the
• 26:04
  Panthers, all the receivers are like 6 foot 8 plus.
• 26:07
  It seems like those guys are just the tallest people on the
• 26:10
  in the football field, man. I have.
• 26:12
  I mean, Rams are 10 1/2 point favorites last time I checked.
• 26:15
  We don't talk a lot about gambling here, but the
• 26:17
  oddsmakers are usually pretty spot on with that kind of stuff.
• 26:21
  It doesn't give me a lot of hope this playoff football is just
• 26:23
  different. The only real benefit for the
• 26:25
  Rams in this case is that they've been here before.
• 26:28
  They have a lot of playoff experience on their team.
• 26:31
  I think that matters a lot. So I I like to, I like the Rams
• 26:35
  in this game and not just because I'm a Rams fan.
• 26:36
  I think it is, I mean 12 and 5 versus 8 and 9.
• 26:40
  And, and it's a bit of a revenge game being the fact that the the
• 26:43
  Rams just lost the Panthers 5 weeks ago.
• 26:45
  What? Do you think Avery?
• 26:47
  Yeah, Rams are going to win this game.
• 26:50
  I think so too. I don't.
• 26:52
  I don't. This is.
• 26:53
  Honestly, I think this might be the least questionable matchup
• 26:58
  of the wild cards. To me this is the easiest pick.
• 27:01
  I agree, I have seen a lot of people picking the Panthers.
• 27:05
  Fake fan. I I think Chargers at Patriots
• 27:11
  is the easiest bit of the week. Oh yeah, no.
• 27:14
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially if they give up like
• 27:19
  halfway through, they're like, we're probably fine.
• 27:20
  I think you're down to touchdowns.
• 27:22
  I say we're going to rest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:26
  So there's that. Well, here's what I'll say about
• 27:30
  this game is one will already mentioned.
• 27:32
  It is the Rams have the playoff experience.
• 27:35
  They have a quarterback and a coach who have won a Super Bowl,
• 27:39
  and the Panthers have nobody who has done anything in the
• 27:42
  playoffs. The Panthers, and I'm not just
• 27:45
  saying this because I'm a Bucks fan, but the Panthers don't
• 27:47
  deserve to be in the playoffs. No team in the NFC South
• 27:50
  deserves to be in the playoffs. They have a losing record.
• 27:53
  They have to rely on another team to win to get in.
• 27:56
  They just, they don't deserve to be here.
• 27:58
  I know they beat the Rams last time.
• 27:59
  Not happening this time. The Panthers just don't compare
• 28:02
  to the Rams. When you look at the numbers,
• 28:05
  and these are offensive numbers that I'm going to give you guys.
• 28:08
  The Rams are first in total yards.
• 28:09
  The Panthers are 27th. The Rams are first in passing
• 28:12
  yards. The Panthers are 26th.
• 28:14
  The Rams are seventh in rushing yards.
• 28:16
  The Panthers are 19th. The Rams are first in points.
• 28:19
  Panthers are 27th. They just don't compare.
• 28:23
  There's no comparing these two teams.
• 28:25
  The Rams are going to crush the Panthers in this game.
• 28:27
  They're going to get their revenge.
• 28:29
  They've been here before. They have the experience and the
• 28:31
  Panthers don't. Rams are winning this game.
• 28:34
  They should make a rule where if you win the division but you
• 28:38
  have a losing record that you are eliminated and we give it to
• 28:42
  the next best record in the conference.
• 28:45
  I just saw something on that, Really.
• 28:48
  Yeah, I saw something on that on social media.
• 28:50
  And I was like, that's actually not a bad idea.
• 28:53
  Because I think I was like, hey, dude, if if you're all garbage
• 28:56
  and you're like, hey, we can all just rest our players and then
• 28:58
  just whoever has the best losing record gets in.
• 29:00
  I mean, obviously that doesn't happen.
• 29:02
  Do you know what team that would be?
• 29:04
  To. The Minnesota Vikings.
• 29:07
  Is that what we want in the playoffs?
• 29:09
  JJ McCarthy I'd rather see behind.
• 29:12
  Get his ass beat. Sorry, Doug.
• 29:17
  BTA Belter. Behind, but in general though, I
• 29:25
  just feel like, look, if your division is just garbage and you
• 29:28
  win it, like while losing, it's like, dude, just put in the next
• 29:32
  best team. Like I think it makes it a
• 29:34
  little more interesting, gives you a threshold you need to
• 29:37
  beat. I just think that like you're
• 29:39
  making the playoffs with a losing record.
• 29:42
  That's just not right. It's just not right.
• 29:45
  It's not. It's really not.
• 29:46
  All right. Anyways, let's move on to
• 29:50
  Packers at Bears. So I know we started with Will
• 29:54
  last time, but I would like Will to start on this one again too,
• 29:57
  because, you know, he's a Bears fan.
• 29:58
  He's a big Bears fan. Joe's a big a big ass nerd.
• 30:08
  Sorry Dwayne, I'm real big on the I I.
• 30:10
  Didn't realize I didn't realize my butt was that big.
• 30:12
  Let. Me tell you it's.
• 30:14
  Looking nice. Looking nice.
• 30:15
  Thank you. Thank you.
• 30:16
  It's it's more nectarine than Peach, right?
• 30:20
  That's what. I would I would show you guys,
• 30:22
  but I don't have any pants on right now, so.
• 30:24
  Shout out. It's the perfect time.
• 30:26
  Yeah, you said your wife's not home.
• 30:27
  I don't blame you. It's boys night for the boys, do
• 30:30
  it for the boys. So looking at the eye test of
• 30:39
  these two teams, if you take the Packers, they have not looked
• 30:43
  exceptional recently. But last week you kind of threw
• 30:47
  that one away because the Packers didn't play anybody.
• 30:53
  Who is partying at your house, Avery?
• 30:55
  Hey, shut up, they're good now. Good.
• 31:03
  Now it's OK. Give me time to stall.
• 31:06
  You have to throw away last week because the Packers sat
• 31:09
  everybody to to give themselves a minute by a week because they
• 31:11
  already had Week 7 locked up before that.
• 31:15
  I mean, they've they've lost three in a row, four in a row,
• 31:18
  four in a row coming to the playoffs with their last win
• 31:20
  against the Bears in early December.
• 31:22
  So they've been in a bit of a stinker recently, but people
• 31:25
  have been hurt, people have been out and everybody's coming back
• 31:28
  for the playoffs because it's the playoffs.
• 31:29
  That's what you do Except Mike, the Bears have been, the Bears
• 31:32
  have been playing everybody and still have not looked good in
• 31:35
  the past few weeks. I, I and I think playoff
• 31:39
  experience comes in here as well.
• 31:41
  The Packers may be young, but they've been to the playoffs
• 31:44
  consistently. I don't actually know who's
• 31:47
  going to win this game. I think the Bears will sneak
• 31:49
  this one out. I I really do.
• 31:51
  I think the Bears win this game. I don't like it.
• 31:53
  I don't like to say it. It does give.
• 31:56
  It does give the Rams the opportunity to kick their
• 31:58
  behinds and weak or in round two.
• 32:00
  I do like that, but I do think the Bears win this one.
• 32:03
  Here's the thing, Will, with the playoff experience for the Bears
• 32:06
  versus the Packers is I know the Packers have made it to the
• 32:10
  playoffs the last few seasons, but they've only won one game
• 32:14
  and it was against the Dallas Cowboys.
• 32:17
  Is that really valuable playoff experience?
• 32:22
  Is it? It is against the Cowboys.
• 32:26
  If the if it was Packers, Cowboys, I know who I'd be.
• 32:29
  Still, still being there. Being there matters.
• 32:33
  True, so that's fair. I I'm counting more as like 1/2
• 32:36
  a win versus an actual win just because it's Dallas.
• 32:39
  But. Yeah, and because they did get
• 32:41
  just half a win. They.
• 32:44
  Did. That's true?
• 32:45
  They did. They did.
• 32:47
  They did. Get half a win.
• 32:49
  Exactly accurate. I also think the bears are going
• 32:53
  to win. To me, the difference is Ben
• 32:55
  Johnson. I just I think he's going to I
• 32:58
  think he's going to sneak it out.
• 32:59
  He's he's got a little bit of that signetti energy to him just
• 33:03
  looking looking pissed on the sideline.
• 33:06
  I like. Hot take here.
• 33:08
  If the Packers lose this game, the floor is out.
• 33:15
  Interesting. Lefleur.
• 33:17
  I think there are three teams, maybe, maybe four teams that if
• 33:23
  they lose in the first round or don't make the championship
• 33:26
  game, possibly even the Super Bowl, their coach is gone.
• 33:30
  Who are those teams? We'll get there, OK.
• 33:34
  Well, we know the Packers has won.
• 33:37
  Avery, do you have anything else to add?
• 33:39
  The Bears will win and the Packers will lose.
• 33:42
  Wow, that's a bold take. Cool.
• 33:46
  All right, well, here's my thoughts on it.
• 33:49
  I have one key for the Bears and one key for the Packers in this
• 33:52
  game because both of these teams are a couple plays away from
• 33:56
  being undefeated against the other team when they've played
• 33:59
  this season. So both of these teams are very,
• 34:01
  very close to being 2 and no against the other one.
• 34:03
  So now they get the chance to split the tie.
• 34:06
  And here's one key for the Bears and one key for the Packers.
• 34:09
  I think for the Bears is create turnovers because both of these
• 34:13
  teams are really good at taking care of the ball.
• 34:15
  They're two of the best teams in the league at taking care of the
• 34:17
  ball, but the Bears were significantly better at taking
• 34:20
  the ball away than the Packers were.
• 34:23
  And you've done it all season long and now it's time to do it
• 34:25
  when it really, really matters. So for the Bears, one key for
• 34:29
  this game is find a way to get turnovers.
• 34:32
  One key for the Packers is find a way to get out to an early 2
• 34:36
  possession lead and keep it that way.
• 34:39
  If you have the lead late in the fourth quarter and you give
• 34:42
  Caleb Williams the ball back, he will either beat you or he will
• 34:46
  come within a play or two of beating you.
• 34:48
  He's done it several times this year and if you let Caleb
• 34:52
  Williams stay in this game, it does not matter if you are
• 34:55
  winning when it comes down to two minutes left in the fourth
• 34:58
  quarter, whether you're up by three or seven, if you're not up
• 35:01
  by two scores, there is a high possibility that you will lose.
• 35:07
  So if you're the Packers, you have to get off to a hot start,
• 35:11
  get A2 possession lead and keep it that way.
• 35:14
  Otherwise, the closer that you get to the end of the game, the
• 35:17
  chances of you winning will continue to go down because
• 35:20
  Caleb Williams will find a way to either beat you or come very,
• 35:25
  very close to beating you. Let.
• 35:28
  Me see that? I would also have to take a
• 35:30
  minute here to officially apologize to Beardant Live.
• 35:34
  Not because I think the Bears are good anyway, but he didn't
• 35:36
  say the Bears were going to win the North and all this.
• 35:39
  They gave him a real hard time for it and he was right.
• 35:43
  And I had to give him his flowers because he was right and
• 35:45
  I was wrong. Although Caleb Williams did not
• 35:48
  throw for 4000 yards, that dude still looks like buttered up hot
• 35:51
  garbage in my opinion. He's going to have to learn how
• 35:54
  to actually throw the ball confidently before I'm going to
• 35:56
  agree that he's good. But until we get there, I'm not
• 36:00
  saying it, but the Bears did do better than I expected and did
• 36:04
  that. My bad.
• 36:07
  All right, let's move on to Bills at Jags.
• 36:11
  So for this one, I want to start off with a question for you
• 36:13
  guys. And Avery, you can go first on
• 36:15
  this one to answer this question.
• 36:17
  Who do you trust more, Josh Allen or Trevor Lawrence?
• 36:20
  Trevor Lawrence, Really. Yeah.
• 36:23
  I wouldn't have said that a month ago, but the the Jags are
• 36:29
  like the reverse Colts. They just got hot.
• 36:34
  Like right when the Colts were like, we're done playing, we're
• 36:36
  done winning. That's actually not our goal
• 36:39
  anymore. We're just going to lose out.
• 36:42
  I don't the Jags are weird. They I mean, they still to me
• 36:46
  look like the classic Jags, but they just keep winning.
• 36:50
  And so I and the and also the Bills just don't look familiar.
• 36:56
  They don't look like that old Bills team that could only lose
• 37:00
  to the Chiefs. And it's too bad that it
• 37:03
  happened this year, all the years to go to the playoffs
• 37:07
  anyway. But yeah, I think the Jags, I I
• 37:09
  do trust Trevor Lawrence, however, However, that being
• 37:12
  said, I could see, you know, playoff Josh show up and just
• 37:17
  start, you know, just going crazy.
• 37:20
  So, I mean, I think it might be the Jags here just as a
• 37:24
  surprise, but if Josh Allen goes off like, I won't necessarily be
• 37:29
  surprised. I can agree with that.
• 37:31
  What do you think? Will who do you have win this
• 37:32
  game? Six.
• 37:35
  Who knows? 6-7 It takes you 6 to 3.
• 37:40
  Thank you 6. 3. I don't know man, I am all over
• 37:45
  the place with this game because I I think the Jags have been
• 37:48
  more consistent recently. There's no other way to argue
• 37:52
  that really, but the but we saw it in the Patriots game, the
• 37:57
  Bills Patriots game, when Josh Allen goes into I'm just going
• 38:01
  to win this game. I don't need you team.
• 38:05
  Sorry James Cook. Sorry Stefan Diggs.
• 38:08
  Wait, he's in the Steelers or he's in the Patriots now?
• 38:10
  Sorry everyone else on my team. I'm just going to do it myself.
• 38:14
  I'm 6 foot 5200 and some odd pounds and can run like a rhino.
• 38:19
  I'm just going to do it myself. He does and he just throws the
• 38:23
  ball where he wants to. Doesn't give a hoot about his no
• 38:26
  name receivers out there. He just does it all by himself.
• 38:29
  And just I, I think we're going to see a lot of that.
• 38:33
  I think we're going to see a lot of Josh Allen putting a team on
• 38:36
  his back. It's just up to his defense to
• 38:38
  be able to give him a couple stops a game and, and are they,
• 38:42
  are we going to get that? I don't know if I had to pick
• 38:46
  right now, which I do. I'm going to go to the Bills
• 38:50
  over Jags. OK, that's where I'm at right
• 38:53
  now, but I have gone back and forth on this game several
• 38:56
  times. I just, I can't make like a
• 38:59
  solid pick that I can stick with in this game.
• 39:02
  And part of the reason why is because things that the Jaguars
• 39:07
  are good at, the Bills are bad at, and things that the Bills
• 39:10
  are good at, the Jags are bad at.
• 39:12
  But then there's also stuff that they're both really good at it.
• 39:16
  So this is the best rushing offense for the Bills versus the
• 39:18
  best rushing defense for the Jaguars.
• 39:21
  The Bills have the best pass defense in the league.
• 39:23
  The Jags have the 21st ranked pass defense.
• 39:26
  The Jags have forced the second most turnovers in the league
• 39:29
  this season, and they have 11 more than the Bills.
• 39:32
  So there's certain things that the Bills are really, really
• 39:34
  good at that the Jaguars are also really good at to oppose
• 39:37
  that. But then it's also the opposite
• 39:39
  for the Jaguars going against the Bills.
• 39:42
  So I've gone back and forth in this game several times.
• 39:45
  I don't really know who to pick. But right now I'm riding with
• 39:48
  Josh Allen because I trust him more as a quarterback because
• 39:52
  Trevor Lawrence to me and my, and maybe it's just because I
• 39:55
  still think of Trevor Lawrence as just being the guy that we've
• 39:58
  seen the last few seasons where he doesn't really do anything
• 40:02
  and he's not very good, even though he's been a lot better
• 40:06
  this season. So maybe it's just because I
• 40:08
  still have that version of Trevor Lawrence in my mind.
• 40:11
  But in this game, I'm going to trust Josh Allen more than I'm
• 40:14
  going to trust Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence has got grills
• 40:18
  now, so. Yo-yo grills, yo-yo grills.
• 40:23
  You want to see my what? All right, on the 49ers and
• 40:27
  Eagles, I'm going to start on this one.
• 40:30
  I don't want either team to win this game.
• 40:32
  Honestly, I hate both of these teams.
• 40:34
  Double elimination. You both lose even if you win.
• 40:39
  I, I hate both of these teams, but I just don't have it in me
• 40:43
  to pick the Philadelphia Eagles. I cannot do it.
• 40:46
  I've been saying all season long that the Eagles aren't going
• 40:49
  back to the Super Bowl and I want them to lose in the first
• 40:51
  round so bad so that I can make a video trolling all the Eagles
• 40:55
  fans who said I was an idiot for saying that the Eagles are not
• 40:58
  going back to the Super Bowl. And if the Eagles lose 100%, you
• 41:01
  will see me make a video trolling Eagles fans because
• 41:05
  they lost in the first round when they said they were going
• 41:07
  to come back to my comments in February.
• 41:10
  Well, I'm going to come back early, OK?
• 41:12
  I'm going to come back. Early Hey, I hear from my wife.
• 41:15
  That's not a good thing. It's going to come back hard.
• 41:20
  I am praying that the 49ers win this game and the one thing I
• 41:25
  want the the 49ers to do is watch the Bears film versus the
• 41:29
  Eagles. Look at exactly what the Bears
• 41:32
  did against the Eagles and do exactly that.
• 41:35
  Run it down their throats, run it down their throats, just give
• 41:40
  the ball to Christian McCaffrey every single time.
• 41:43
  Nobody else in this game needs to even touch the ball.
• 41:46
  Don't even give it to Brock Pardi, just give it to Christian
• 41:48
  McCaffrey. Direct snap every single time.
• 41:50
  Let him run it down the throats of the Philadelphia Eagles run
• 41:54
  defense, which ranks 22nd in the league by the way.
• 41:57
  Their past defense is 8th best in the league.
• 41:59
  There's no reason Brock Pardi needs to throw this ball.
• 42:02
  No reason. Just give it to Christian
• 42:04
  McCaffrey every single time. Let him run it down the throats
• 42:08
  of the Philadelphia Eagles so that I control all the Eagles
• 42:11
  fans. Please please do that.
• 42:14
  I'm just actively reading the injury report on the 49ers
• 42:19
  website right now man. It does not look really defense
• 42:23
  for the 49ers. The good news, the good news is,
• 42:28
  is that the offense for the Eagles has been dookie recently.
• 42:32
  Tanger McKee looks like the best quarterback.
• 42:33
  They had to throw the ball all year, but Jalen hurt.
• 42:36
  Yeah, OK, cool. I may not actually end up
• 42:40
  watching this football game. I could not care less about this
• 42:43
  football game except for it's it matters on who the Rams play the
• 42:47
  following week. If the Rams end up winning, I
• 42:50
  quit talking like they are winning.
• 42:51
  I think Trent Williams coming back, most likely.
• 42:54
  It's going to be huge. Ricky Pierce saw Rod Receiver
• 42:57
  possibly coming back. He's an he reiterated his PCL
• 43:01
  injury. Rock Party apparently checked
• 43:03
  out fine. Although if we're all being
• 43:05
  honest, I think this team is better with Matt Jones.
• 43:08
  I don't know what it is. I think this team is better with
• 43:10
  Matt Jones. I hate the 49ers.
• 43:14
  I hate them to my core. I also hate the Eagles.
• 43:21
  I, much like Joe, would rather both teams just lose this game,
• 43:26
  but I have to pick one and I'm going to pick the Eagles just
• 43:29
  because they're home. And if the Rams happen to win
• 43:33
  against Carolina, then the Rams will most likely go to
• 43:38
  Philadelphia, where they can get revenge from last season.
• 43:41
  Although fun fact, did you know that the Rams have not beaten
• 43:45
  the Eagles since Matthew Stafford has been with the Rams?
• 43:49
  I did not know that. Also, did you know that Sirianni
• 43:54
  has never lost a playoff game at home?
• 43:56
  That's not enough sample size. It's not.
• 43:59
  I mean, one game, technically you get that stab, but we also
• 44:03
  are. I mean, this team won the Super
• 44:05
  Bowl last year. They're not doing it again.
• 44:08
  Most likely not, but. Avery, what do you think about
• 44:12
  this game? I think the Eagles are going to
• 44:14
  take it because I don't want them to, and I feel like that's
• 44:16
  just going to happen. Yeah, it's a vibes election this
• 44:20
  year and as much as I yeah, the Eagles are going to win it, the
• 44:26
  Eagles are going to win it. It's.
• 44:28
  Hard. They would win it just because I
• 44:29
  don't want them to. I know that's, I think that's
• 44:32
  why they'll win it on my end as well.
• 44:35
  I mean, I actually think I dislike the Eagles more than the
• 44:39
  Niners, which is a lot. That's that's a lot.
• 44:44
  I would rather the Niners win. Yeah, it's a big thing coming
• 44:47
  for me. Yeah, I want to.
• 44:49
  I want to make that video so bad.
• 44:52
  You have no idea. You have no.
• 44:54
  Idea I hope they get shot out. Texas textile or Alabama style
• 44:59
  almost just three Just give a gentleman's shut out just to
• 45:03
  just to just to take the higher Rd. a little bit give him a
• 45:05
  field goal. I think it would be really cool
• 45:08
  to see three AFC West games make it divisional round.
• 45:12
  Hey, that'd be really cool to see.
• 45:15
  I don't think it'll happen. It's almost like a true
• 45:17
  divisional round if the Cardinals were any good.
• 45:20
  But I I think it would be fun but.
• 45:24
  I don't know, it would be cool because the Eagles wouldn't be
• 45:28
  there. You're right.
• 45:31
  All right, let's move on. To Chargers at Patriots.
• 45:34
  So Avery, sorry. Sorry to cut you out.
• 45:37
  Is this human we're talking? I will.
• 45:39
  Stole my so will. Stole my answer.
• 45:40
  The Patriots are. This is even we're talking
• 45:42
  about. It's the Patriots.
• 45:44
  It is worth talking about. OK.
• 45:47
  All right. Avery, I'm sorry to cut you out.
• 45:49
  Your turn. I think the Patriots will win.
• 45:54
  I think the Chargers will lose. Yeah, I Stranger things have
• 46:02
  happened, like the last episode of Stranger Things, but I think
• 46:07
  the Patriots will just take this one.
• 46:08
  I I just don't. The Chargers look tired and
• 46:12
  disinterested. Vibes off vibes.
• 46:15
  So you guys are giving the Chargers no chance I.
• 46:20
  A non zero chance, yes. As they were said, it's bad
• 46:25
  vibes, right? The Chargers lost their last two
• 46:28
  games coming into the playoffs. They lost the Texans and they
• 46:31
  lost to the Broncos, both playoff teams.
• 46:33
  They won the two games. Well, three games before that,
• 46:37
  four games before that, they beat the Raiders.
• 46:40
  They did beat the Eagles at home in overtime, which is great.
• 46:44
  They didn't beat the Chiefs and they beat the Cowboys.
• 46:47
  So of your last six games, you played three playoff teams and
• 46:52
  you only beat one of them. And and it's just now we're
• 46:56
  looking at the playoffs right now and you're going to New
• 47:00
  England to play the the Patriots.
• 47:02
  Mike Frabel is just, I mean, he's coaching out of his mind
• 47:06
  right now. He's got Drake man playing well.
• 47:08
  Josh McDaniel, who could be a head coach somewhere, decided he
• 47:11
  doesn't want that life. That's because he tried it and
• 47:13
  he sucked at it. Yeah, well, that is that is true
• 47:18
  adulthood right there. Hey, I tried this.
• 47:20
  I suck at it, but I'm good at this.
• 47:21
  I'm just going to keep doing this.
• 47:23
  So I I think that it's I it's close.
• 47:27
  This will be a game. When is this?
• 47:29
  What time is this game at? I don't.
• 47:32
  Know I didn't write down the times.
• 47:34
  This is this is a Sunday night game, so 5:00 PM local.
• 47:38
  My time in the West Coast. There's a reason this game
• 47:40
  starts at 8:00 PM on the East Coast.
• 47:42
  OK, it'll be 8:00 PM in Foxborough, New England,
• 47:47
  Massachusetts. I think technically is where Fox
• 47:48
  where is at. It's going to be cold.
• 47:50
  It's going to be miserable. The Chargers have a three hour,
• 47:54
  well, a three hour time difference there night game.
• 47:57
  It's going to be miserable for the Chargers out there.
• 48:00
  Not a chance. I I literally give them less
• 48:03
  chance than I give the Panthers. OK, that is true, He said that
• 48:07
  earlier. After all that, I agree with you
• 48:11
  guys that the Patriots are winning this game.
• 48:13
  I appreciate you for trying to make it look like there might
• 48:16
  have been a Yeah consensus here. The Chargers offensive line is
• 48:22
  just depleted. They've given up 60 sacks this
• 48:24
  season, which is tied for the second most. 60. 60 sacks.
• 48:29
  Wolf, it's almost Caleb Williams bad.
• 48:33
  Yeah, the Patriots are. They're not even one of the best
• 48:36
  pass rushing teams. They've they're actually towards
• 48:38
  the bottom of the league getting 35 sacks.
• 48:41
  So they're not even one of the best pass rushing teams.
• 48:43
  But the Chargers offensive line has given up a lot of sacks this
• 48:46
  year. So that really concerns me.
• 48:48
  For the Chargers to have any chance in this game, their
• 48:51
  defense is just going to have to find a way to keep them in it.
• 48:54
  That's the only chance that they have because this offensive line
• 48:57
  is not going to keep them in the game.
• 48:59
  It's not. So I think the Patriots are
• 49:02
  going to just run away with this game, but crazier things have
• 49:05
  happened. We could be wrong all.
• 49:06
  Right, let's move on to Texans at Steelers.
• 49:10
  Will what do you think? Who's winning this game?
• 49:12
  Texans. All right, Abraham.
• 49:14
  Will took your will. Did you say your Thunder?
• 49:17
  Since Will stole your Thunder last time, you can steal his.
• 49:19
  Go ahead, Will just said. Texans, I was looking at the
• 49:22
  injury report for the Chief or for the Chargers.
• 49:25
  Their tackles aren't coming back.
• 49:26
  Yeah, they're I'm giving him less than 0.
• 49:29
  Less than 0? That's very low.
• 49:32
  Yeah. That's quite high actually.
• 49:35
  I would give more hope to a team that didn't make the playoffs to
• 49:38
  win this game. The box.
• 49:41
  Nice. Not them.
• 49:42
  Yeah, the box. They're going to take it.
• 49:49
  You won't think who's playing. The Texans, The Texans are going
• 49:54
  to win. I'm very upset that the Steelers
• 49:57
  made the playoffs. I was convinced they weren't
• 49:59
  going to and they had a bit of that situation where they still
• 50:03
  suck but everyone else sucked harder and so they got put in.
• 50:06
  So Congrats to Pittsburgh. It reminds me of the movie Semi
• 50:12
  Pro with Will Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell.
• 50:17
  Whereas like mine is like with this move, we will win 4th place
• 50:22
  and like that's the goal is just like winning fourth place like
• 50:25
  never anymore They have they just want to win fourth place
• 50:28
  and that's like Steelers. Like we will make the playoffs.
• 50:31
  We won't look good doing it. We will be a bad team and we
• 50:35
  will lose the first round foot. Come hell or high water, we will
• 50:38
  make the playoffs. Will do you agree?
• 50:41
  Yes, no further comments. OK, Well then I'll just say
• 50:48
  there's a lot of similarities between these two teams.
• 50:50
  Just looking at the numbers, there's a lot of similarities.
• 50:53
  Both of these teams have only allowed 31 sacks.
• 50:56
  The Steelers have 48 sacks defensively, while the Texans
• 50:59
  have 47. They're both top five in
• 51:02
  creating takeaways and they're both one of the better teams at
• 51:05
  not giving the ball away. So there's a lot of similarities
• 51:07
  between these two teams when you look at the numbers.
• 51:10
  However, the Texans defense is just overall better than the
• 51:14
  Steelers defense. The Texans are fourth in rushing
• 51:16
  yards allowed and they're 6th in passing yards allowed, and the
• 51:20
  Steelers are 26th in rushing yards and 22nd in passing yards.
• 51:26
  They just don't do anything on offense very well at all.
• 51:30
  And the Texans defense is very, very good, arguably the best
• 51:34
  defense in the NFL. It's just not a good matchup for
• 51:37
  the Steelers in my opinion. There's a chance here that Aaron
• 51:41
  Rodgers gets sacked 100 times. That's how good the the Texans
• 51:45
  defenses. I just don't think this matchup
• 51:48
  is good at all for the Steelers. Not in any way, shape or form do
• 51:52
  I see this being a good matchup for the Pittsburgh Steelers, so
• 51:56
  I'm taking the Houston Texans. This is the third year in a row
• 51:58
  the Steelers have things 10:00 and 7:00.
• 52:01
  The last two years they lost in the wild card round as well.
• 52:04
  I don't exactly know who to. It doesn't really matter.
• 52:06
  As George was mentioned, this Texans defense is the exact
• 52:09
  opposite of the of The Jets defense that it is.
• 52:15
  They're very good. They're holding teams.
• 52:19
  They're the opposite of The Jets.
• 52:22
  The Texans is the opposite of The Jets.
• 52:24
  That's what I said. Go back, rewind it, check the
• 52:26
  tape. The Texans is opposite Jets.
• 52:29
  Jets over there, Texans over there.
• 52:33
  It is crazy. For the first time all season,
• 52:36
  the Texans gave up thirty points.
• 52:38
  I don't know what the Steelers point total is this year or what
• 52:40
  their point averages, but it can't be very high.
• 52:43
  It is points per game. It doesn't really matter here.
• 52:52
  I don't know. I'm stuck on it can't stop.
• 52:55
  Won't stop. I'm just looking at these team
• 52:57
  stats for the first time now and realizing that Dallas has like
• 53:02
  one of the best offenses and like the worst defense, but
• 53:05
  their offense, it looks better because of how often they're
• 53:09
  down and so they have to keep going.
• 53:12
  That is part of it. Yep, Yep.
• 53:18
  Jeez, what a mess. It doesn't necessarily matter
• 53:21
  what I what I was doing here. This Texans team is going to
• 53:23
  wipe the floor with the Steelers team Aaron Rodgers are going to
• 53:26
  send off. He'll get one final home game in
• 53:28
  Ackershire Stadium, which is not like his home stadium.
• 53:32
  I hope truly The Jets hire him to a one day contract and he
• 53:34
  retires a Jet just to piss the Packers off.
• 53:37
  I think it'd be hilarious. I also think that if they are
• 53:40
  one and done, this is another team where we could see both in
• 53:45
  this case coach and quarterback right out from the sunset and
• 53:49
  that the Steelers wouldn't fire Mike Tomlin, but I think they
• 53:52
  would mutually agree to part ways.
• 53:55
  Mutual, yeah. Mutually agree to part ways.
• 53:58
  Whenever anyone gets fired, it's always mutual.
• 54:01
  It's mutual. Oh, we missed it.
• 54:03
  I, I meant to say this earlier, I think Sean McDermott also on
• 54:07
  this list of if you lose, if you don't make the championship
• 54:11
  game, you're out. How many years has McDermott
• 54:15
  had? How many years has McDermott had
• 54:17
  a really, really good team, built well, done well in the
• 54:20
  regular season and then you hits it away in the playoffs.
• 54:23
  Too many to count. Now he's wasting Josh Allen's
• 54:26
  prime, quote, UN quote. But I think especially if they
• 54:28
  lose to the Jags first round, I think McDermott is done.
• 54:33
  I can see that I can. See it.
• 54:34
  Will this be the 4th year? Will this be the fourth year of
• 54:37
  disappointment for the Bills? Yeah, the. 4th year.
• 54:41
  Are you implying that the Bills have gone to four straight Super
• 54:43
  Bowls and lost? All of them.
• 54:44
  Not even. Not even.
• 54:48
  Man, I missed all of these. I, I think Harbaugh for the
• 54:51
  Chargers is another one that if he, if he's out early, I think
• 54:55
  they might move on from Harbaugh and then for John.
• 54:59
  Oh. That's the other one, yeah, they
• 55:03
  just swap. Roles.
• 55:05
  Given the turnover in the locker room that has been talked about
• 55:09
  with with Philly this year, I think you have to Niners beat
• 55:12
  the Eagles first round of the playoffs.
• 55:13
  Siriano, you might be on more last seat than he then people
• 55:16
  are getting credit for right now.
• 55:18
  It wouldn't surprise me because if you don't win the Super Bowl
• 55:21
  every year in Philly, you suck according to those fans.
• 55:25
  So. The worst fans, sorry.
• 55:29
  Anyways, I I missed those. We were talking about those
• 55:32
  teams. How'd you go back through it?
• 55:34
  All right, well. Let's move on to the final
• 55:35
  question of this episode. So will This is not the
• 55:39
  question, but this part of the question is specifically for
• 55:42
  you. If you cannot pick your own
• 55:44
  team, which two teams would you like to see in the Super Bowl
• 55:47
  the most? It's got to be the Seahawks.
• 55:49
  It's got to be. I did.
• 55:51
  Not expect you to say that. I have really, really, really
• 55:54
  turned, turned face on the Seahawks.
• 55:57
  I used to pour them. I used to hate them through and
• 56:01
  through. A matter of fact, one of my
• 56:02
  reasons we're picking the Rams who say, hey, the Seahawks so
• 56:04
  much. I actually.
• 56:06
  But then his but then his child said haha when they got a first
• 56:09
  down and it was warmed his heart he loved.
• 56:12
  That I got a little bit, I actually don't hate the Seahawks
• 56:16
  as much. I, I, I was talking to Joey
• 56:18
  today at work and I said, I actually almost like them.
• 56:22
  I don't actually like them. I almost like them.
• 56:25
  And he looked at me and looked over and said, hey, we'll take
• 56:27
  it. That's a win.
• 56:28
  That's an absolute win. So I think I'm going to go
• 56:31
  Seahawks on the, on the NFC side, which way I like to see
• 56:37
  the most. I mean, if we're talking about a
• 56:41
  good game, probably Seahawks, Patriots again, OK, to verbal
• 56:45
  teams. Not again.
• 56:46
  I don't think they'd. Oh, yeah, they did play right.
• 56:48
  Throw the ball, run the ball into one yard.
• 56:49
  Another. Yeah.
• 56:51
  Another interception at the 1 yard line.
• 56:53
  Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:55
  I, I think, I think Seahawks bats and that's where I'm at,
• 56:59
  Avery. About you, I mean if you can, If
• 57:02
  you cannot pick your own team, which you can't do, which not
• 57:05
  predictions. Just just what would I like to
• 57:07
  see? Yeah, Which two teams would you
• 57:10
  most like to see in the Super Bowl?
• 57:12
  Not a prediction, just two teams you would most like to see.
• 57:16
  Chargers and. No.
• 57:21
  I was, I was about to say the Seahawks, but I don't want to
• 57:24
  pick Will's answer. But Gavin, who was not on the
• 57:30
  podcast, jeez, he really likes them.
• 57:35
  And so I was going to do that, but I'm going to go 2015
• 57:41
  rematch, I'm going to go Panthers, Broncos.
• 57:44
  I would. Love to see that a good one.
• 57:46
  But also, I do think Seahawks, Broncos would be awesome as
• 57:50
  well. I think either of those matches,
• 57:52
  I'd like to see the Broncos on the AFC side and one of those
• 57:55
  two teams. OK, for me, the two teams I
• 57:59
  would like to see in No, Heck no.
• 58:01
  OK. The two teams that I would like
• 58:02
  to see in the Super Bowl the most is the Jaguars and the
• 58:07
  Rams. And the reason I would like to
• 58:09
  see the Jags is because I am a big fan of when teams that have
• 58:12
  never been to a championship or the star player or the
• 58:16
  quarterback specifically in this case, has never won a
• 58:19
  championship. I'm a big fan of when those
• 58:21
  teams go to the championship and have a chance at it.
• 58:24
  So like for example, in the NBA, when the Thunder and the Pacers
• 58:27
  were in the NBA Finals, I was a big fan of that finals because
• 58:30
  neither team had ever won a championship.
• 58:33
  So I was a big fan of that. It's not like your typical like,
• 58:36
  you know, Lakers and Celtics. Like to me that's boring.
• 58:39
  To me that's very boring. So I'm a big fan of when teams
• 58:43
  or quarterbacks that have never won it go to the Super Bowl and
• 58:45
  have a chance to win it for the Rams.
• 58:48
  I'm also a fan of when quarterbacks, regardless of if
• 58:52
  they won or not, have the chance to win a Super Bowl and then go
• 58:56
  out on top. There's a lot of people who
• 58:59
  think that Matthew Stafford could retire after this season
• 59:02
  if he wins the Super Bowl. Now, if he wins the Super Bowl
• 59:05
  and he doesn't retire? Not as cool.
• 59:07
  Not as cool unless you're Will or a man's fan, but for me it's
• 59:12
  it's not as cool. Like if he if he wins the Super
• 59:15
  Bowl and he retires after winning the Super Bowl, I think
• 59:18
  that's really cool. MVP, Super Bowl and Super Bowl
• 59:22
  MVP retire into the sunset. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:26
  He's like, I'm going to retire or Megatron comes back and we
• 59:29
  run it back. And then the Rams trade.
• 59:34
  There are two wins for Joe Burrow and we do it again next
• 59:37
  year. Except they'll probably get
• 59:40
  hurt, so good luck. Except for the Rams have a good
• 59:44
  offensive line. We'll see what happens, but
• 59:46
  yeah, I I would go Jags and Rams is the two teams I would like to
• 59:50
  see the most. And if I had to choose a a
• 59:52
  different matchup, I would go Bills and Rams just because same
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  reason like Josh Allen hasn't been there before.
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  But I think it'd be cooler to see Trevor Lawrence there
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  because Trevor Lawrence can finally live up to the fat
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  contract he has and he could finally live up to who we
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  thought he was going to be when he got drafted into the NFLI.
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  Think that would be cool to see. It's kind of like the College
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  Football Playoff right now. I mean, with the exception of
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  Miami, I mean, I mean they haven't won in a while, but I
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  don't know if all misses one. But I know Indiana hasn't and I
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  know Oregon hasn't, so it'll be nice to see.
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  Yeah, yeah. I think there's a very strong
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  possibility that in the AFC side, we get a team in the Super
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  Bowl whether they win or not. We get a team in the Super Bowl
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  that has never won a Super Bowl. They will be going for their
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  first, their first team's win. Very high possibility.
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  Regardless of the team, I would love to.
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  I would love to see that. I think that's cool.
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  Is that? I don't believe the Chargers
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  have ever won, Texans have never been there, Jaguars have never
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  been there, and the Bills have never won.
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  So pretty high possibility there.
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  Yeah, I think that would be really cool.
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  All right. Well, do you guys have anything
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  else you want to add before we close out this episode?
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  I do have one question here. If you are the Broncos and the
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  Seahawks and you're looking at this week, who are you most
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  afraid to face next week coming off your bye week?
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  The Rams and the Texans. The Rams and the Texans.
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  I agree. Those are the.
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  Those are the. Two, I agree.
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  I actually I I was a toss up between the the Bills and the
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  Texans, but I actually think you're spot on.
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  I think it Rams for sure on the NFC side and and it's got to be
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  tight and especially especially the Broncos who don't have a a
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  great offense that's. Why?
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  That's why. That would be the most boring
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  playoff game. He knows this.
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  Boring division around game of all time.
• 1:01:52
  It's like 2 to three final score because it's just defensive game
• 1:01:56
  the entire time. But I'd I'd watch the heck out
• 1:01:59
  of that game. I sit there and be like, son,
• 1:02:01
  look at this now look at this. You want to play football?
• 1:02:03
  Look at this. Lots of See how nothing's
• 1:02:05
  happened. It's so good.
• 1:02:08
  No one can do anything. People will be hammering the
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  under hard in that game. Under over under like 25 points
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  for a playoff game. All right, well, that's what we
• 1:02:23
  got on this episode, guys. But next week, I think what
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  we're going to talk about, I don't know for sure, but I think
• 1:02:28
  what we're going to do is we'll talk about some more playoff
• 1:02:31
  matchups, but because we we should have some extra time
• 1:02:34
  because there's not as many games, I think what we're going
• 1:02:36
  to try and do is talk about some coaches and the coaching changes
• 1:02:39
  that have happened because there's been a lot of coaches
• 1:02:42
  that have been fired. I anticipate there will be a
• 1:02:46
  couple more at least that will be fired.
• 1:02:48
  Todd Bowles, Bucks, I'm talking to you.
• 1:02:49
  Possibly there will be a coach that's already hired by next
• 1:02:52
  week. I don't know.
• 1:02:53
  But we'll talk about some of the the changes that are happening,
• 1:02:57
  maybe rank some of our top coaching candidates and maybe
• 1:03:01
  which job you think is the most desirable.
• 1:03:04
  So I don't know for sure yet. We'll see what happens, but I
• 1:03:06
  think that's kind of the direction that we're going to go
• 1:03:09
  so. And if if Oregon beats Indiana,
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  we will be discussing that game and the national championship
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  because that is a big deal for me.
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  And even though the NFL is not part of this, some of those guys
• 1:03:23
  will make it to the NFL. And so that's connection.
• 1:03:25
  And we can. We can make it work.
• 1:03:27
  We can make it work. It's also, it's also football.
• 1:03:30
  It's like the championship. It's like.
• 1:03:31
  It's football, right? Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  We're talking championships like Montana State.
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  That was. Wild.
• 1:03:38
  That was wild. All.
• 1:03:42
  Right guys? Well, that's all we got time for
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  on this episode. As always, don't forget to keep
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  your balls played with. We'll see you next time.
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  Bang out y'all. Also, Mark Davis's haircut still
• 1:03:50
  sucks.