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Let's Play NOISE MACHINE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, John Taine Rich, We're gonna play a game.
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  Speaker 1: We got tickets to this comedy tour. Hello, Jen, how are.
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  Speaker 2: You good morning? I'm good, Good.
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  Speaker 3: Morning, Jen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fantastic you're gonna play for this this comedy tour
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  Speaker 1: called We Them Ones, We Them Ones? Okay, starring Mike Caps.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Mike Caps is freaking fantastic. Is He
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  Speaker 1: had a I think it was on Netflix, a comedy
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  Speaker 1: special in that long ago, and it was a home
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  Speaker 1: run the whole way through.
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  Speaker 4: I just watched To Meet the Blacks on Netflix too,
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  Speaker 4: and he's starring and that that's the Purge Parents.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Ice, you just throughout the first pitch of the
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  Speaker 5: Dodgers game. He likes surprised.
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  Speaker 1: I oh, because of the thirtieth anniversary of Yeah yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: What are you playing? Nick?
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  Speaker 5: You guys were playing a fun edition of Noise Machine today.
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  Speaker 5: I like to have fun with you guys. I like
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  Speaker 5: I like being I like being silly. Uh So we're
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  Speaker 5: gonna do things that make me laugh. I'm gonna play
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  Speaker 5: a clip. You have to tell me what that clip is. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: sound good.
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  Speaker 2: Jen, I'm already.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well here we go. Clip one goes to John Jay. Today,
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  Speaker 5: I got up, I stepped onto the grill and I
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  Speaker 5: clamped down.
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  Speaker 6: On my foot.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
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  Speaker 3: That's Michael Scott in the office.
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  Speaker 5: That is Michael Scott from the office. Two points. Both
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  Speaker 5: of those things make me laugh so much. So congratulations
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  Speaker 5: John Jay. Two points on the board. Already, move over
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  Speaker 5: now to Rich.
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  Speaker 6: On the hot.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that makes me laugh too.
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  Speaker 4: That's Taylor Swift and the that's a goat Swift and
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  Speaker 4: a goat.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, that's correct.
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  Speaker 5: Way to go Rich. That's two points as well. I'm sorry, Jen,
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  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry that you can't hear Peyton.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to start a new diet. I just feel
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  Speaker 3: like I have way too much of my plate right now.
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  Speaker 6: I have no clue John steal it.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's those two guys to tell dad jokes
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  Speaker 3: on Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: Yep, we were looking for dad jokes that you knew that. Actually,
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  Speaker 6: I mean it was so quick too, Kyle, you.
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  Speaker 3: Just call me dragons.
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  Speaker 6: Step brothers. Step brothers is correct?
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  Speaker 5: Good job, all right, everybody on the board, but Peyton
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  Speaker 5: thus far move on now to Jen, Should.
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  Speaker 6: You pretend to be daddy?
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  Speaker 2: I know what I'm going I don't even known.
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  Speaker 3: I hear it again?
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  Speaker 6: Of course, hold on, hold on, let's let's play it again.
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  Speaker 6: Should you pretend to be daddy? What did she say?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not crazy?
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  Speaker 3: Well bleeped? Yeah, I don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember which one?
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  Speaker 6: Does anybody have a guest? Yeah? Ad, just because I
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  Speaker 6: feel like this would be Is that your son theo?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? That is he's cursing, specifically kids. Cursing makes me
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  Speaker 5: laugh for a whole bunch. So, Jen, I'm so sorry
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  Speaker 5: didn't get the points in round one, but you haven't
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  Speaker 5: had a chance in round two, which starts with John
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  Speaker 5: Jerry d Dean.
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  Speaker 3: Mega doo doo.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, man, go.
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  Speaker 4: Do once it's turned all the sign will sell belly
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  Speaker 4: cat essen.
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  Speaker 3: H, that's that's from a movie.
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  Speaker 6: It's from from a movie. That's a that's a good guess. Uh,
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  Speaker 6: anybody again another guess?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 6: Do you think things that are misspelled are funny?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: You know what? That's close, Kyle News Bloopers of the
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  Speaker 5: news make mistakes hilarious. All right, good try John Jay
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  Speaker 5: Peyton get Rich Rich did I get I didn't skip
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  Speaker 5: Ridge before you did it?
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  Speaker 6: He got the tailor swe one okay Ridge, this was yours?
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  Speaker 4: Well that sounds like us. And who was laughing on side?
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  Speaker 4: Was that ice Cube laughing like he's gonna come back.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, ice Cube.
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  Speaker 6: Ice Cube? Okay, go ahead, John Jay?
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  Speaker 3: Is that grant that.
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  Speaker 5: It would have been such a better but it's such
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  Speaker 5: a better way to play this game?
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, what's that broken way to go? Kyle?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 5: Rich?
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  Speaker 6: No points in round two?
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  Speaker 3: Peyton a little.
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  Speaker 4: Dubieh around and talk my pluck shirt or something like
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  Speaker 4: going fire, go fire fire.
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  Speaker 6: That's really harsh.
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  Speaker 5: This was really unapologetically hard.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think that songs about pecompi are hilarious? Songs
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  Speaker 6: about food greens, beansato?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: You think those are funny? Yeah I do, But that's
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  Speaker 6: not what I was looking for.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I feel that that is an elves and person there,
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  Speaker 1: and then it makes me think of the Muppets.
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  Speaker 6: Oh man, that's also a good one. Guys. That was
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  Speaker 6: Jim Carrey.
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  Speaker 5: Jim Carrey, he's funny, he makes it funny, funny, made
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  Speaker 5: funny song.
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  Speaker 6: A grinch clip would have done.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Well, that's not the one I picked, because then
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  Speaker 5: you would have guessed the grinch and I would have
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  Speaker 5: been like, no, it is Jim Carrey.
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  Speaker 3: You'd be like.
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  Speaker 6: The same reaction.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, We're moving on now, Kyle things that are funny.
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  Speaker 5: Here we go, hands and clips is correct, Kyle gets
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  Speaker 5: another point. There, she got two. Jen, you could win
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  Speaker 5: the whole game, but you have to guess what this is.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I met Gladys Knight when I worked in Dallas. I
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  Speaker 4: worked for a station that did these concerts, and she
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  Speaker 4: was doing a like a little show for the radio station.
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  Speaker 3: They were.
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  Speaker 2: Jen, that is the one and only rich.
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  Speaker 6: That's right, And.
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  Speaker 4: She walks up to me. She say, I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 4: go up and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip.
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  Speaker 4: Give me a chip, give me a bag of chip.
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  Speaker 4: So ione, all right, I'll go get your back of chicks.
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  Speaker 4: So I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
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  Speaker 4: She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
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  Speaker 4: for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
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  Speaker 4: I got a bag of chips. That's why I'm sicking tonight.
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  Speaker 4: So she was very cool.
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  Speaker 1: Good Gradjen, You're gonna go see Mike Epps and more.
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  Speaker 1: We than Ones comedy Tour. Hold on the line, We'll
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  Speaker 1: do it again tomorrow.