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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 10th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: I'm not sleep sleep Wow, redline is not. This is
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  Speaker 1: wood We are into another new hour insensitivity training for
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  Speaker 1: a politically correct world. It's Friday morning. Welcome to Friday.
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  Speaker 1: It's October tenth, twenty twenty five. On warning, that's Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday month to menace, Happy birthday months again to
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  Speaker 1: add to myself as myself. Are you gonna tap it
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  Speaker 1: in your own supply there already? Yeah, there's a Ginigrad.
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  Speaker 1: Hey we got Seaball, you've got Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 1: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
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  Speaker 1: can send us a text if you like, go to
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  Speaker 1: two two nine eight seven. I forget who threw the
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  Speaker 1: idea out there for We're gonna get into a topic
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  Speaker 1: or something that you can jump in on if you'd like,
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  Speaker 1: on the phones or on a text, but like a
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  Speaker 1: tell us something that you did, and it's got to
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  Speaker 1: be something that would make it difficul called for us
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  Speaker 1: to try to guess is this something that you did
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  Speaker 1: as just being a dumb kid or were you a
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  Speaker 1: drunk adult?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Good question. Yeah, So tell us about something that you
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  Speaker 1: did and then we could try to guess if he
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  Speaker 1: did that as a dumb kid or as a drunk adult.
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  Speaker 1: Now you don't have to colling just yet. We'll open
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  Speaker 1: up the phones. Uh, when we get to that point here,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be it's gonna be like in the next segment,
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  Speaker 1: we can open the phones. We have some stories on
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  Speaker 1: our own that we're gonna try to guess. Everybody submitted things.
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  Speaker 1: We put them into the into the heat.
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  Speaker 2: Drunks and kids have a lot in common.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, real, that's where you do all your double.
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  Speaker 2: Done the site.
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  Speaker 1: And since it's a it's a Friday, it's a turn
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  Speaker 1: up day, and we're also going into the hole that
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  Speaker 1: maybe you were a drunk adult menace Uh was talking
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  Speaker 1: about like some drink that you've been hearing about. And
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  Speaker 1: so we have menaced the mixologist because menas as we
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  Speaker 1: heard he was a bar back at one point. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was. Yes, I worked at a bar. U. When
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  Speaker 1: you're a bar back, you're not allowed to make drinks though, right, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're learning you're like an apprentice because every time I'm
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  Speaker 1: at a bar, it's busy. I'm trying to be patient,
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  Speaker 1: wait my turn, and you see an employee, so you
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  Speaker 1: get excited, like, oh no, that's just the guy who's
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  Speaker 1: straightening up the glasses or using their cool glass washer thing.
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  Speaker 1: They use the glass washer and you go hey, then
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  Speaker 1: they go I can. I figured there was like a
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  Speaker 1: rule they could. But yeah, I mean, like what if
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  Speaker 1: it was in the industry, it's just a simple beer
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  Speaker 1: or something not maybe.
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  Speaker 3: The bartender asks him, yeah, yeah, if you need like
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  Speaker 3: if they need help, if they're slammed, and they about
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  Speaker 3: sharing tips at that point, and yeah, what is this drink? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so this drink I have been seeing online for a while,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't think it was real. And if you
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  Speaker 3: if you google it, I'll say it's clickbait. But you'll
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  Speaker 3: see a lot of people making the drinks on TikTok
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  Speaker 3: and Instagram. Yeah, now that's until I got to Florida.
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  Speaker 3: When I got to Florida. On the streets of Miami,
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  Speaker 3: I saw kids like grabbing of age, grabbing products to
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  Speaker 3: make this drink.
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  Speaker 2: Kids of age.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, kids age making the drink. And the drink is
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  Speaker 3: called a b B L Now BBL big Beautiful Lady
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  Speaker 3: is a big beautiful lady?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: Beat box?
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  Speaker 1: What is beatbox again? Remind me? I know buzzball beat boxes.
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  Speaker 3: It's a pretty whiny sort of thing the girls love
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  Speaker 3: and for local mixed together.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, I gotta ask because all of these products
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  Speaker 4: are in the same category of drink, which is trashy
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  Speaker 4: drinks for poor people, college which is poor Yeah, so
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  Speaker 4: I'm right again.
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  Speaker 1: Why mix them though? Because it's just cool? Exactly what
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  Speaker 1: do they call it when you would go to like
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  Speaker 1: a like a fast food place.
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  Speaker 2: To take.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you just just take all the different sodas
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  Speaker 1: and nix them all together. Was called a suicide?
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  Speaker 3: I think the answer is when you know what I
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  Speaker 3: just explained was I think this kind of just started
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  Speaker 3: as a joke, you know, like it is clickbait, like
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  Speaker 3: people aren't actually doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have ice? No, but they're all cold I've
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  Speaker 1: been keeping. Was gonna say, it's all room temperature nastiness
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  Speaker 1: all mixed together. That being said, menace.
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  Speaker 2: I could see.
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  Speaker 4: I could see myself in my college days having buzzball,
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  Speaker 4: for local.
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  Speaker 1: And beat box together. Okay, now do you know the
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  Speaker 1: proper yeah ratio. I'm sure there's a proper one.
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  Speaker 5: Equals of these three ingredients. I've only tried the buzzball
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  Speaker 5: thinking I would love it, and I hate it. This
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  Speaker 5: is the blue, But I never tried the four local.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so is it great? We have tried the four lost?
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  Speaker 1: I thought, I remember the four logo taste all right?
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  Speaker 1: So I know there are different flavors of buzzball. There's
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  Speaker 1: different flavors over the other. But when you make one
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  Speaker 1: of these bbls, are they are they specific? Or you
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  Speaker 1: can get any of them?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't find. I didn't find like, oh, you're supposed
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  Speaker 3: to use this for local use.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're supposed to use this creative?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, So what I picked did? I picked flavors that
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  Speaker 3: I think they would probably go together. So I have
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  Speaker 3: the blue buzzball, I have this sour grape for Loco,
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  Speaker 3: which smells like gasoline, and they all do the beat
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  Speaker 3: box lemonade lemonade?
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  Speaker 6: So what kind of smells like yeasty medicine?
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  Speaker 1: I think that was a good question, question, would you?
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  Speaker 4: But a pointless question because once you start throwing all
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  Speaker 4: these things together.
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  Speaker 2: Who all right?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly?
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  Speaker 2: You know? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But I figured that because every time you hear about oh,
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  Speaker 1: how do you make whatever? Yeah, bitters and this, and.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure if you have a refined palate you can
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  Speaker 3: taste the difference between.
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  Speaker 4: This also reminds me of a board menace, which, by
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  Speaker 4: the way, that is all the rage. I was every
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  Speaker 4: every big street festival, mat kids, young adults, I should.
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  Speaker 1: It is just a plastic like milk, judge U just
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  Speaker 1: filled with randomness.
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  Speaker 4: Liquor, Well, the big they there's usually a base of liquor,
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  Speaker 4: then a ton of gatorade, and then like some kind
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  Speaker 4: of ivy, like liquid ivy.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I figured like she loves this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Tast yet smell is accurate, like medicine.
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  Speaker 1: When I smell you know, I smell I smell cheap wine.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I smell nothing but the.
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  Speaker 7: Grat smells like grape diamond tap.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Greg, you're right with the gasoline though, that's definitely
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  Speaker 4: in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's here's here's more though, and you're even wearing
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  Speaker 1: a purple sweatshirt. She's ready. You were ready for this? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's good every day?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, and then don't by the way, that buzzball,
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  Speaker 4: it's technically it's berry cherry lime aid.
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  Speaker 1: It's all fruit in every so we've got lime made lemonade.
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  Speaker 1: And then okay, who do you think is most likely
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  Speaker 1: to like it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Craig for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Greg I was gonna say, Morgan, I'll tell you why, Morgan,
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  Speaker 1: because she's a bowler. She's a uf c R. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the youngest, and this this seems like it would be
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  Speaker 1: like more poor. Well yeah, it's more in her in
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  Speaker 1: her wheelhouse.
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  Speaker 8: Which is pretty gangster.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, you're not a square, So go ahead
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  Speaker 1: Morgan first, okay, all right, and poker.
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  Speaker 8: Face yeah, okay, yeah, it's not. I was thinking it
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  Speaker 8: would be pretty gross. It's not.
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  Speaker 1: What's the forward flavors of the grape.
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  Speaker 8: Uh yeah, the grape, the.
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  Speaker 1: Grape, the smell grape and like a white wine smell
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  Speaker 1: to it, like a white wine.
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  Speaker 2: I know what you mean, like a sidery.
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  Speaker 8: I've never had buzzballs or the beat boxes though. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, on scale one of ten, you love one of ten,
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  Speaker 1: what are you giving it?
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  Speaker 8: I do love one of ten, and I love this number.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna give it a seven.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, us, Greg, you're second likely to like it.
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  Speaker 8: Itsastes strong because.
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  Speaker 1: It has alcohol in it. It's not freaking out, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not bad bb L Wooden people over.
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  Speaker 8: Kind of refreshing.
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  Speaker 5: It's okay. You can tell there's alcohol. It's not like
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  Speaker 5: a kid could drink it and think, oh soda, but uh,
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  Speaker 5: it's very grateful.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's go to extreme though most likely to
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  Speaker 3: hate it mostly Sammy, Sam Yes, all right, Sammy or Gina.
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  Speaker 8: Drink much you hate it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe let's try together. Okay, Yeah, well he's a
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  Speaker 1: light beard person.
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  Speaker 7: At first, it's not bad.
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  Speaker 9: It does kind of taste like a soda at the beginning,
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  Speaker 9: you think that's not bad, and then when you swallow
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  Speaker 9: it's a very alcohol forward and not in a good way.
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  Speaker 7: And it's like rubbing alcohol.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's and rubbing alcohol. Yeah, we tried it together.
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  Speaker 2: It hasat burn, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 4: Wise all three of those are in the thirteen percent range.
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  Speaker 4: So they're all like a strong wine or a cobo woe.
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  Speaker 8: You know what it should be called.
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  Speaker 2: No, I I like it now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like a tequila on the rocks guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the alcohol burn kind of thing. That doesn't bother me,
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't, I don't. I don't mind that. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's like, like you said, there's like that, Like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I think who said dimond tap? Like that's yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, nope, yeah, you guys are all correct, and we've
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  Speaker 4: again we've never had a good four loco.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, Beatbox by itself, Beatbox by itself, girls Love.
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  Speaker 1: For those of you just tuning in, menas heard about
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  Speaker 1: the drink Menace. The mixologist is here serving up some
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  Speaker 1: drinks to us. And it's a it's a mixture. It's
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  Speaker 1: called a bb L. You might have seen something about
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  Speaker 1: on social media and weren't quite sure people are really
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  Speaker 1: doing it. But it's it's Buzzball, beat Box and four
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  Speaker 1: Local all mixed together. Yeah, and and it's the room
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  Speaker 1: is split, the room is split. Go ahead, Menace. Menace
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  Speaker 1: is the last one to try it. Oh god anymore?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I could see drinking this maybe once,
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  Speaker 3: just so I could get buzzed and like power through it.
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  Speaker 3: But it's, like Samy said, very alcohol for it. It's
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  Speaker 3: more it's hard to get like a good flavor.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like this is more for people who the
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  Speaker 1: next step would be drinking hand sanitizer. If it's this
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  Speaker 1: or the hand sanitizer, Yes, you'll drink this first. Then
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  Speaker 1: once this is exhausted, then then it's to the hand sanitized.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's one cup and then the next one
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  Speaker 3: is puke. Right, there's no way you can do multiple cups.
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  Speaker 2: I would put this is the spirit.
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  Speaker 1: You can take the rest home.
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  Speaker 8: Definitely have a hangover.
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  Speaker 1: It'll turn up on a Friday and you love it. Right,
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  Speaker 1: we're opening up the phones now for that question. Tell
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  Speaker 1: us about something and I don't know, maybe you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to share with this, but what's something that you
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  Speaker 1: did as a kid or a drunk adult that it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to tell, Like if you just told us like
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  Speaker 1: I was and I did this, and it would be
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  Speaker 1: hard for someone to guess if you did that as
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  Speaker 1: a stupid kid or just a drunk adult, which is
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  Speaker 1: one of the same, really, But if you want to
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  Speaker 1: try to stomp us with yours, you can hit us up.
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  Speaker 1: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. It's
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four, woody. Or if you just
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  Speaker 1: like to share it on the text, over to two
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  Speaker 1: two nine eighty seven. I'll keep it ben eye on
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  Speaker 1: the text and I'll see if the room can get
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  Speaker 1: them like. I'll read it and then if you just
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  Speaker 1: want to put in in like parentheses, you know the
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  Speaker 1: answer kid or a drunk adult. Do that for two
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  Speaker 1: to night seven quick break, and then we'll get to
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  Speaker 1: that next here on the Woody Show, The Woody Show,
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  Speaker 1: on me, right back the Woody Show. All right, So
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  Speaker 1: did you do this as a kid or as a
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  Speaker 1: drunk adult? What we want you to do is tell
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  Speaker 1: us what you did first, just what it was, no content,
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  Speaker 1: and then we'll try to guess if this happened when
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  Speaker 1: you were a dumb kid or a drunk adult. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah, we'll go to the phones here real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four? What he only because that
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  Speaker 1: they've been holding. They held through the entire break hown. Hey, Marie,
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  Speaker 1: what's up?
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  Speaker 10: Why? How's it going?
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  Speaker 1: All right, so give us the story, and then we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to guess. Don't tell us yet if his
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  Speaker 1: kid or adult? But yeah, so, what what did you do?
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  Speaker 10: I crapped my pants and hit him under the bathroom sink.
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  Speaker 1: Crapped and then hit them under the bathroom sink. God,
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  Speaker 1: I've done this as a drunk adult.
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  Speaker 2: And a kid. Yeah, I have my guess.
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  Speaker 8: That could go either.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm saying adult.
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying drunk adult as well. I think a kid
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  Speaker 5: might not be that embarrassed about that.
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  Speaker 1: But that depends on how young of a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But a drunk adult would be more.
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  Speaker 3: If a sharp yeah, exactly, because of a kid, then
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  Speaker 3: you would probably talk to an adult about you.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take the under I'm gonna say kid, because
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  Speaker 6: the kid will think it's in the cabinet.
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  Speaker 1: No one will ever find it, no one will ever
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  Speaker 1: look there. How little kids think they're hiding it behind
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  Speaker 1: like a like a sign post. You know I can
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  Speaker 1: see right, yes, exactly? All right, Morgan, what do you think?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I screened your call souse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, So Marie, what is it? Was
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  Speaker 1: it as a kid that you grabbed your pants and
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  Speaker 1: hid the evidence or as a drunk adult?
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  Speaker 10: Definitely a drunk adult, drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Animal.
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  Speaker 2: Were you at home or at a party?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with somebody else's house.
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  Speaker 10: I went with my girlfriend at some dude's house that
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  Speaker 10: she was going to hook up with and started getting
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  Speaker 10: really sick and so I was like barfing. And the
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  Speaker 10: best part is that I was wearing one of his
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  Speaker 10: pairs of basketball shorts.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know what happened to those basketball shorts.
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  Speaker 1: Oh here they are.
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  Speaker 8: Did your friends still get to hook up with him
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  Speaker 8: or did you ruin it?
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  Speaker 10: No? No, she she got her.
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  Speaker 8: Good for her.
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  Speaker 1: I Marie, thank you for the call. Appreciate Listen to
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  Speaker 1: the Woe Show. Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning.
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  Speaker 10: How are you guys doing.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing great? All right, So give us your story,
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  Speaker 1: but don't tell us yet if it was a something
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  Speaker 1: he did as a kid or as a drunk adult.
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  Speaker 2: But what happened?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, so, uh day that night wake up? Did entered
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  Speaker 11: on the lights, go into the restroom instead of using
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  Speaker 11: the toilet to take a PiZZ Yeah, pretty much opened
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  Speaker 11: the cupboard under the sink and I just be in there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, so I'll spoil it. This was
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  Speaker 1: this was gonna be mine as well. But yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a cabinet. It was the oven open open the
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  Speaker 1: oven door, right, yeah, yeah, like walked into walked into
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  Speaker 1: the kid open the oven door, which stopped before I
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  Speaker 1: did it. So we stopped before I did. So what
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  Speaker 1: was it a kid or as a drunk adult? Now,
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  Speaker 1: people in the room who know the story don't say anything,
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  Speaker 1: but let's guess on Brian. First, I will say, I
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  Speaker 1: will say that happened as I'll go, you know, I'll
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  Speaker 1: go last.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go last.
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  Speaker 1: Because I think I'm comparing it to my own, my
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  Speaker 1: own story. Yeah, yeah, I have a bias.
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  Speaker 6: Unless he is like a notorious sleepwalker. I'm gonna say drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Adult, drunk adult. Yeah, this freaks of drunk adult, drunk adult.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going an adult all day, drunk adult. Did you
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  Speaker 1: talk to him? Morgan? Stopped on your job?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So, Brian, was it as a kid or a drunk
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  Speaker 1: adult that this happened?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: I actually it was as a kid. I guess I couldn't.
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  Speaker 11: I probably was like four or five years old. I
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  Speaker 11: just seemed right to just pee in there instead of.
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  Speaker 2: On the dude. Same.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was a little I was a little kid.
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  Speaker 1: I was probably a maybe. But I was sleepwalking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was sleepwalking and my mom said, Yeah, my mom said,
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  Speaker 1: I woke up and I walked out of the bedroom
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  Speaker 1: and she's like talking to me. She goes, hey, honey,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? What do you I wasn't saying anything.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I was just walking went into the kitchen, open up
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: the oven door, and I was getting ready to take
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: a leak, and no, no, no, no, no, no no, she
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: like redirected me and we went into the bathroom. Yeah,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: all right, Brian, thank you for the call. I appreciate
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: you all.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: I get that though, because when I was little, I
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: tried to wash my hands on the toilet because I
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: thought it was a kid's sink.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: So it's are pretty domp.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: So in the in the studio, top had the official top. Yeah,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: everybody put something in here, so I don't know how
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: these Okay, so it's on the bathroom one. So this
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: is somebody here on the show. I went to the
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: bathroom and wiped with my hand because there was no
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: toilet paper around. Was that as a kid or as
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: a drunk adult?
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: Gotta be kid? Are we also guessing who it was?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: We can try to guess who it is that is vile.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: I'll say it's Sammy. As a drunk adult's.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Gonna say Sammy also a lot of toilet paper like that,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: and she's done desperate things in the bathroom.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: For me, it was gonna be gonna be between Sammy
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: and then Menace.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think Mannis would ever do that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I thinkur and I think I think
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: drunk he certainly would really think about it, like he's
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: a totally different gas behind a plant.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but wiping.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: My God, it.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Would just shower.
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: I'm going Sammy, but as a kid, Yeah, Sammy kid. Yeah,
• 17:45
  Speaker 8: I'm saying Morgan as a kid, Morgan.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Morgan's another good guess who was like something I do first?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Whose is this?
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: This is mine?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: It's like know you?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: And was as a kid or as a drunk adult
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: as a kid.
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, when I was a kid, I was at.
• 18:07
  Speaker 9: Our dance studio that notoriously was always running out of
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: toilet paper and the one bathroom that it had, and
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: it was very little. I went to go to the
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: bathroom and there was no toilet paper left, so I
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: wiped with my hand and then I walked out and
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: my mom was talking to like some of the dance
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: teachers and like other parents, and I just walked up
• 18:26
  Speaker 9: to my mom and I said there was no toilet
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: paper so I had to wipe with my hand. And
• 18:31
  Speaker 9: my mom's just mortified because other people now heard me
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: say that, and she just looked at me and she goes,
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: well did you wash your hands? And I was like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: I can't reach the.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: Sink because it was so high.
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: I walked out with Pete on my hand and she
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: ran me to the by would.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Have to change dance studio.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: You got a move?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: All right, let's see here. How about how about this one?
• 18:50
  Speaker 12: I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
• 18:53
  Speaker 12: had ugly teeth.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: All right, kid, all day.
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: That's a kid that he had bad breath and had
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: ugly teeth.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: Well, who's going to the Dennis dre It's either kid
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: or like your rock bottom at aa.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dennis kind of buzz. Yeah, what if you're clapping
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: zach ks drunk or nebriated? I guess so, yeah, you're
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: not so sure.
• 19:20
  Speaker 12: I wasn't a drunk adult. I was cammered at a party.
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: It was this arrogant dentist there. He was being a
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: jerk to my friend who's a teacher. He told him
• 19:28
  Speaker 12: that for an educator, you aren't very smart. So I said, well,
• 19:31
  Speaker 12: for dentists, you have terrible breath. Then your breath smells
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: like a swamp. I got some laugh and he called
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: me a hole walked off.
• 19:39
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 19:39
  Speaker 12: Actually, it's probably the only thing I ever did well
• 19:42
  Speaker 12: while hammered.
• 19:43
  Speaker 14: Okay, I like that, Okay, how about I like that?
• 19:50
  Speaker 14: This one out says, oh here's another one.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there's so much at Peede inside a
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: department store a dress room. Oh, I'm gonna.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Say, I think.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: With menace kid, menace drunk, Yeah, shopping malls, Morgan adult,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Morgan adult, I'll say menace kid, menace kid? All right,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: who's is Pete inside the department store dressing room?
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: And we recently talked about somebody. It came up somehow
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: that somebody Pete in a dressing room because it happens
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: quite frequently. Yeah, and me today thinks, what an a hole?
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: And then I realized, oh my god, I did that
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: because I was a kid. I was with my brother
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: at some department store and I told him I had
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: to use the bathroom. We couldn't find it, and he said,
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: go do the in the dressing room. Everybody does it.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: So I went in and just speed, Oh wow, animal,
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: I want to pick this one because it was folded
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: up very.
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: Tiny, and I'm just curious like that means they don't
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: want it open.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: it while barefoot. Okay, so that's not gonna be myself
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: or menace because we're not about to get up on
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: anything like that. You don't think, Yeah, Ga, Gina might.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: I'm going Gina in college so drunk.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's it's gotta be between Gina and Morgan. Yeah,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Sammy's too light to break anything. She's
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: too tiny, She's too small. Morgan drunk, Morgan drunk. I'll
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: see that, Morgan dunk.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I'll say, Morgan kid, Morgan kid, Morgan drunk is a
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: good call.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: But I was going Gina. I'm gonna stick with Gina.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Gina drunk, Gina drunk all right, who stood on an
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: all glass coffee table and shattered it while barefoot?
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: That was mes adult adult.
• 22:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: This was during COVID times when we were like locked
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: in the house, like the early stages of it, and
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: I was drinking with my friends and I thought, oh,
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: it would be a really good idea to get on
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: my glass coffee table barefoot, start dancing and just instantly
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: shattered the whole thing. Wow, but it was it was
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: cool experience.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: That was a cool experience.
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: I mean, give me something to do.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, here's another table one. I jumped on a
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: table and started to do the robot while people cheered
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: around me. Okay, this is just seems very mena menace,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: menace drunk. I'm gonna say menace kid. I jumped on
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a table and started to do the robot while people
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: cheered around me.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Drunk.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I say menace kid.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: I'm going Gina. I'm going Gina drunk, all right?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Greg?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Would you say drunk and it's drunk menace woody kid, Sammy,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: men is drunk, men is drunk. I'm going with I'm
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: going with Gina. I get on this one, but I'm
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: gonna say drunk adult, drunk adult, all right? So who
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: jumped onto the table and started to do the robot
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: while the people cheered around them.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: That would be me.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Sounded it was Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: It was the eighties.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: There was some restaurant Shane called Tunes. It was basically
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: like a Chuck e Cheese And I was really into
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: this one song at the time. It was by Huey
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Lewis in the news called Hip to Be Square, Yeah,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: but I thought it was called Hip to Be Hip
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Hit the B Square when I was a kid, Hit
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: the B Square, I don't know, square in the face.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: They were playing bingo or something. I don't know why,
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: but I got the lyrics wrong. But for some reason
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: that songs are playing, so I got on the table
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: and started doing the robot and people love the robots.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: A hip to be square.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, dude, it's a banger right here, come on,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: get on the table.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Day is still alive? Right yeah, he's a super into golf. Sorry,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: show us your moves, man, can you retire?
• 24:24
  Speaker 15: No?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Don't be square? The table to stand up? Yeah, we
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: do because the robot.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Needs to be taking care.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Come on, like you mean, people cheer when you do that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I was more you look back then dumb doing that?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: They love that's pretty good.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that is that you or a robot. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: have some more, but we do we have to take
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: a break, so well we'll take the break, then we'll
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: come back. Did you do it as a candor or
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: as a drunk doll? And people are texting theirs over
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: to but this this one is super obvious. I just
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: came in superclue quarters to the floor of the gym
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: to watch people kick them for days. Adult, I don't know.
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: That's a kid thing.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: That's like a frank that's drunk adult, I'll do it tomorrow.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a high school kid. One faculty he
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: fell so hard and all the students are laughing at her.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: More what it shows next second? Alright, so it did
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: happen as a kid or did it happen as a
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: drunk adult?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Either way, proud of these moments.
• 25:39
  Speaker 13: I knocked the tooth out whip.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I knocked the tooth out while skipping.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: While skipping, This could be a red herring, tricky do
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: you think kid?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Definitely?
• 25:49
  Speaker 13: Could I knocked the tooth out wiping drunk drunk adult.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: Skipping?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I agree, you think it would be a kid. I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: think it's a It's also kind of the way like, dude,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I threw my back out sneezing. I think it's part
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: of the delivery.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's drunk adult. Drunk adult.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to do the obvious.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I had a co worker she knocked out her front
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: teeth while drunk. Yeah, like just going down the side.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Let's find out I was.
• 26:19
  Speaker 13: A drunk adult.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:20
  Speaker 13: So I was skipping down the app in Delray when
• 26:23
  Speaker 13: my chill accidentally caught a cracked sidewalk and I fell
• 26:27
  Speaker 13: forward and my tooth actually got entangled with an older
• 26:31
  Speaker 13: woman's shawl. By the time I landed, the tooth was gone.
• 26:36
  Speaker 13: I am not sure if it was the shawl or
• 26:38
  Speaker 13: the concrete it took it out, but regardless, my tooth
• 26:42
  Speaker 13: was self just kept going down the street.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember when you were a kid and you did
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: have a tooth that was loose to anybody ever, like
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: do the tie to a doorknob thing? Yeah, last second,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: just dangling on by a thread? All right, so this
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: is somebody in the room. I had a pen, but
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I couldn't find any paper, so I wrote my thoughts
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: down on the leather couch instead. Kill me and Greg
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: if if it was as a kid, he wouldn't have
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: survived his parents.
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: To Woody on this one, that does seem woody ish.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've done stuff like that, right, didn't you like
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: poke holes in the seat or something of my mom's car?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: She had the front bench set of the super sweet
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Chrysler le Baron. That was that was a kid?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I was a kid. That's compelling minus woody kid.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, woody kid? Yeah, all right, yeah, everybody?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I had a pen but I couldn't find any paper,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: so I wrote my thoughts down on the leather couch instead.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Whose is that?
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: That was me?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I was a kid?
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: I was being ignored by my mother, who was on
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: the phone.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I asked for a piece of paper.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: She wouldn't give me one. She was talking to some
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: broad and I said, wait a second, we have white
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: leather couches. That's way better than a piece of paper.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: Just scribbled and scribbled. By the time she got off
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: the phone, she was so furious she was shaking. She
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: started crying. So until I was in high school, we
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: just had a big orange afghan throw.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: What did you explain to her that it was her
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: fault not giving you?
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: I made that crystal crib and then she accepted that
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: there was no problem. What did you write on the
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: couch and scribbling my thoughts and my dreams, my doodles.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I'll give you, guys one more. Tried to steal a
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: street signs that's now the does like to do traffic.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Tried to steal a street sign? Who did it? Who
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: did it? And was it as a kid or as
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: a unk adult?
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: Woody R.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Greg?
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, for sure, I think Greg as a kid. I'm
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: going Greg drunk, Greg drunk, I'll go Greg kid.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going Greg kid. Because we heard about you know
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: that story that his dad told where he and his
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: friends would like like la and get people think their
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: bodies and he's like the street traffic. Yeah, I'll say,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'll say Greg Kid, great.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Kid, Greg Kid, wood Kid.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going drunk. Tried to steal a street
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: sign that was me.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Drunk.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: What was the sign? Say humps.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Because growing adults basically thirty years old?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: My friend Haddy. Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: My friend had bought a house. I mean, we're in
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: buying houses stage of life, and on her street, the
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: street was spelled two different ways on the street sign.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: One street sign had it spelled one way, the other
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: one had it spelled a different way. And I said, well,
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: if we you know, one of them, they have to
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: replace it because they weren't replacing it, and there was
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: all this confusion.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: So we did cheer stunts to.
• 30:06
  Speaker 9: Try and get oh my god sign and tried to
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: take it down.
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: It didn't work, but yeah, yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: The heart mission.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I have a similar story that I've shared on air
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: where we were drunk and my my friend had a
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: note parking sign out on the front of their house
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: and it was on a wood post. So we when
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: we were drunk, we sowed it and we like cut
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: it down and then we threw it in a lake
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: and they never replaced it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can work there all the time.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a drunk team. We stole I don't
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: know what you call them when there's a construction zone.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Not a sawhorse, but those sandwich board type things where
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: they put a blinking yellow light on top. And so
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: I stole that and I put it at my girlfriend's
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: house at the time, in her backyard. But it was
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: so bright with the blinking I thought this is going
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: to be distracting, so I threw it on her roof
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: the plane.
• 30:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I was probably seventeen and drunk.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Nice was it a kid or a drunk adult?
• 30:56
  Speaker 15: I got kicked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
• 30:59
  Speaker 15: putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, r I p Sweet Tomatoes place fast.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: That place was great.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: It's like a salad bar. Yeah great, So she put
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: her mouth on the like soft serve ice cream.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Descund for sure.
• 31:14
  Speaker 15: I got picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
• 31:17
  Speaker 15: putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I would so like, you're gonna be drunk and sweet
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: sweet tomatoes. Don't you crave more greasy stuff than you're drunker. Like, hey, guys,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so hammerds go hit the salad bar?
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: And did they kick out kids or did they just
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: tell their parents to watch them.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going drunk and I'm also going to kill drunk
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: adult pizza? Right they did?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah? They did?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: All right, let's find out.
• 31:44
  Speaker 12: So, yeah, I was a drunk adult. I put my
• 31:46
  Speaker 12: mouth all over the ice cream.
• 31:48
  Speaker 15: I came out and I have no idea why I
• 31:51
  Speaker 15: kept doing it, but I did.
• 31:53
  Speaker 10: It was a lot of fun.
• 31:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah, they kicked me and my girlfriend out.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Well there you guys, how you play? Was it a
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: kid or drunk adult? We gotta do that again. We're
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: gonna take a break. Eight seven seven forty four. What
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: do if you want to call in about whatever it
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: is this wanting to be a part of whatever it
• 32:09
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• 32:10
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• 32:12
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• 32:15
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