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246: Polyfamily - In Quad We Trust (S1 E1) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 2: Okay, So we're gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Be covering season one, episode one of the New TLC
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  Speaker 1: show entitled poly Family, and this episode is titled in
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  Speaker 1: Quad We Trust, In Quad, we trust to. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: before we get into the episode, I have to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: do you have any takeaways when you walked away from
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  Speaker 1: this episode and immediately took a bath and cleansed yourself,
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  Speaker 1: cleansed your chakras and your aurah, what were your thoughts?
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  Speaker 3: I guess my major takeaway is that I just don't
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  Speaker 3: understand what any of these people see in each other,
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  Speaker 3: like physically sexually. I just don't understand it. I just
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  Speaker 3: don't understand it. Look, I know I'm want to talk,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm judging a little bit. And I just like Sean,
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  Speaker 3: like people are having sex with Sean.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So there is this TikToker out there who has
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  Speaker 1: a channel in which he like choose off his own fingernails.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's all this channel does is he just chews
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  Speaker 1: off his fingernails and then he puts each fingernail into
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  Speaker 1: a jar and he's like showing us the jar of
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  Speaker 1: like my sails, kind of showing us the jars of fingernails.
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  Speaker 1: And he's so excited about all this fingernails. And when
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  Speaker 1: I tell you, I watch this TikToker, and I am
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  Speaker 1: so repulsive and so disgusted, like why would anybody ever
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  Speaker 1: do such a thing? And then I saw Sean. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he's even more disgusting the fingernail a fingernail TikToker.
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  Speaker 1: He's even more revolting and a box on our planet
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  Speaker 1: than fingernail chewing jar.
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  Speaker 4: Guy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean create, I mean, I just don't understand how
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  Speaker 3: these how two women in the world are actively sleeping
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  Speaker 3: with this man allegedly, I just don't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I had a takeaway as well. Okay, well I
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  Speaker 1: share that opinion, but actually I had an observation and
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  Speaker 1: then I had a question. Okay, so my question, let's
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  Speaker 1: start with. My question was does Seawan work? Does Tayo work? Now?
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  Speaker 1: I think they described Taya as a stay at home
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  Speaker 1: mom of course, yeah, so she's like the Christine of
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  Speaker 1: the family, taking care.
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  Speaker 2: Take care of all of those children. But what does
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  Speaker 2: Sean do?
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  Speaker 1: What is Sean? What is the nanny do? Because I
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  Speaker 1: have a feeling he's a big, fat, potato faced grifter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe it.
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  Speaker 1: A gross, red faced some of a person who also
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  Speaker 1: is grifting. And I'm wondering, like, what did he ever
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  Speaker 1: have a job. Who is this man? I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: And why does anybody want to be romantically involved with him?
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  Speaker 2: He's worse than fingernail guys.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, So that was my question. Are these people
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  Speaker 1: getting fully employed because I highly doubt it. Who would
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  Speaker 1: employ this person? Right? Secondarily, my observation was this show
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  Speaker 1: is lit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it is so good. It is so trashy, talk
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  Speaker 3: about trash, so messy. That is what we want to
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  Speaker 3: be eating here in the dumpster. We want to be
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  Speaker 3: eating drash. Yes, And it doesn't feel like super super produced,
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  Speaker 3: like there's obviously like some storylines going on here from
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  Speaker 3: KLC whatever, but like there's some real dynamics going on
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  Speaker 3: between these people, and there's some real tears, and there's
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  Speaker 3: some real stinky.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna have to bleep that out
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  Speaker 1: for you. No, sorry, I don't care. I think what
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  Speaker 1: we should do is like have a bit of an
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  Speaker 1: after show for patrons only. I can't tell you are
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  Speaker 1: going to be debauchous and ridiculous, and so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: save all of our insandiary commentary for the vip recous
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  Speaker 1: on Patreon.
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  Speaker 3: Right, but we heard what you said, yeah, and I
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  Speaker 3: stand by it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it now.
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  Speaker 1: They're very all of them are very, very unappealing to
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  Speaker 1: me personally. And before we get into the episode, I
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  Speaker 1: do want to just say that I actually put up
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  Speaker 1: a poll a few weeks ago asking the Raccoons whether
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  Speaker 1: they would prefer us to recap this show Poll Family
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  Speaker 1: or the Bravo show The Valley.
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  Speaker 2: Thank You The Valley.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And most people wanted us to recap Polly Family,
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  Speaker 1: but there was somebody who commented and said, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sick of these TLC shows where they exploit children. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I just want to say that I think that's
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  Speaker 1: very valid. And while we are going to definitely have
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  Speaker 1: an entertaining time making fun of all of these people
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  Speaker 1: and how ridiculous and awful they are, like, let's just
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  Speaker 1: keep in the back of our mind that there are
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  Speaker 1: actual children involved in this ridiculous, pathological family structure.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just concerned.
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  Speaker 1: With Sean in that house, toxic, poisonous potato shan girl.
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  Speaker 1: I'm worried about those kids. Yeah, I think that's a
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  Speaker 1: vale And TLC doesn't have a great track record no
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  Speaker 1: with children. It's horrible. We covered the gosolins.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and then we have the duggers, and we have
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  Speaker 3: all these other kids involved in all these other shows.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we've been calling them out yes, entire time,
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  Speaker 1: like I just worry about the children, and so that's valid.
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  Speaker 1: But we're gonna have to separate some of that as
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  Speaker 1: we recap this. Dumps trees, absolute trash bags, all right,
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  Speaker 1: take it away. So we have four people in this
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  Speaker 1: family structure for adults that are all screwing each other,
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  Speaker 1: and we have two like primary couples, and then they're
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  Speaker 1: all dating each other. So first primary couple we have
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  Speaker 1: is Sean and Taya. They have been married for six years.
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  Speaker 1: I guess Sean was Taya's boss at their old job.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where they were working.
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  Speaker 3: And Taya was like, oh, he's so hot apparently, and
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  Speaker 3: they got married and got together. And then like two
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  Speaker 3: years into their marriage, Taya, who identifies as pin sexual,
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  Speaker 3: what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Tell grandma?
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  Speaker 1: By means two yeah, and pan means ah, okay, got it.
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  Speaker 1: The world is your oyster, I see.
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  Speaker 3: So Taya pan sexual propositions Sean and it's like I
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  Speaker 3: want to bring a girl into our mix, and Sean
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  Speaker 3: being the disgusting. Sorry, Sean being a man is like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: I could get two women, That's awesome, and so he
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  Speaker 3: agreed to it, and then their dynamic evolved into polyamory.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Then we have Tyler and Alicia, yes, who have been
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  Speaker 3: married for eleven years, but I guess together for sixteen, correct,
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  Speaker 3: So they've been together for a really long time. They
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  Speaker 3: have two children together, yes, Raina and I think Dylan
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  Speaker 3: ors okay, a boy and a girl. They have two
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  Speaker 3: kids together, married for eleven years. I guess like seven
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  Speaker 3: years into their marriage, they became swingers or something, and
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  Speaker 3: so it was like strictly just sex or whatever. Tyler
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  Speaker 3: says himself that he's obsessed with threesomes.
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  Speaker 1: Whole man, as why why are this man? Yep?
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  Speaker 3: And so they were swingers for a little while and
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  Speaker 3: then it evolved into polyamory because they met Sean and
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  Speaker 3: Taya on some polyamorous dating app or something, and they
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  Speaker 3: all got together fell in love with each other. So
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  Speaker 3: now how could you not, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Sight totally.
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  Speaker 3: So apparently, now we have Taya dating Tyler, who's Alicia's husband,
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  Speaker 3: and then we have Alicia dating Sean, who is Taya's husband. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and so now they're all together. Now they are a
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  Speaker 3: closed polyamorous quad, which means that they only date and
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  Speaker 3: suck each other in therefore person quad, and they don't
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  Speaker 3: go outside of that. Well, and we get into a
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  Speaker 3: preview later where it looks like that's not gonna last
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  Speaker 3: for long. But Sean and Taya used to live in
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  Speaker 3: Portland and they were commuting an hour and forty five
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  Speaker 3: minutes south to live in an, Oregon to go and
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  Speaker 3: stay with Tyler and Alicia in get their freak one
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  Speaker 3: and they're freak on. And then now they moved in
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  Speaker 3: with Tyler and Alicha because Tyler and Alicia I think
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  Speaker 3: have jobs, right, allegedly Sean and Taya don't.
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  Speaker 1: Is this the part where we should pause and bring
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  Speaker 1: up the subreddit? So now, if you're on Reddit, you
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  Speaker 1: should know that there is a subreddit dedicated to Polly
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  Speaker 1: Family already. Yeah, it is awesome and it is on
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  Speaker 1: and popping. People are talking about the various things. And
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  Speaker 1: so of course, after I watched this first episode and
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  Speaker 1: I was so repulsed by this Shawn person and I
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: was wondering whether this person had a job, I had
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  Speaker 1: to go to the subreddit. Yeah, and look through the posts,
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  Speaker 1: and so they are asking this question, and there's somebody
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  Speaker 1: who commented on a post about this very thing who
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  Speaker 1: had some information. Now, I do want to say this
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  Speaker 1: is all alleged. Yes, we have absolutely no idea as
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  Speaker 1: to the veracity of these claims, but we do want
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  Speaker 1: to share them with you. So there was a commenter
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  Speaker 1: and Beatrice, why don't you read the comment?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so this comment came from user okay underscore cap
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  Speaker 3: underscore eighty, who says, my friend dated Sean before he
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  Speaker 3: got with Taya.
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  Speaker 1: Why.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently this friend had no idea that he was still married,
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  Speaker 3: as he said he was divorced. Later she found out
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  Speaker 3: from someone else that he was dating another coworker too.
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  Speaker 3: He apparently abandoned his family for Taya, never paid child support,
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  Speaker 3: and cut off contact with his kids. He also had
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  Speaker 3: their names tattoos on his arms and then recently got
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  Speaker 3: them covered up with those ugly lion tattoos. This person
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  Speaker 3: says he's creepy and a sociopath. He's also been investigated
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  Speaker 3: for penovilia and she can't believe that he went on
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  Speaker 3: the show and thought this stuff wouldn't come out. And
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  Speaker 3: then someone else replied in this thread and said, did
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  Speaker 3: your friend ever share what the appeal was in dating
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  Speaker 3: Sean because from what we see on TV, he's old
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  Speaker 3: and creepy and not likable and okay, underscore cap underscore
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  Speaker 3: eighty says no. She said he was small as in
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  Speaker 3: his peepee was small and bad in bed.
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  Speaker 2: I can totally sense that.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, as a fake psychic on the internet, I
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  Speaker 1: can sense an absolute micro piece like him, just trying
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  Speaker 1: to find it. I don't know, let me, I know
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  Speaker 1: what's in your supper. He's gotta lift up and you
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  Speaker 1: just wait once I get there with this thing that
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  Speaker 1: I have to find.
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  Speaker 2: Still, it's gonna be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: You could just tell he's clearly compensating for something totally.
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  Speaker 1: He's walking around through every scene wabbling around like a
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  Speaker 1: weeble wobble. Weeble's wobble but they don't fall down, But
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  Speaker 1: like he's wabbling wobbling yea, and with such a hook
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  Speaker 1: face and mean energy and arrogance.
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  Speaker 2: Like, how do you have the audacity to be arrogant?
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  Speaker 1: I got no job. Now you're ordering around all these
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  Speaker 1: other kids biology you probably can't even father a child.
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  Speaker 2: Because you can't even get the penis into.
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  Speaker 1: A little man in a boat. Yeah, I can't have
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  Speaker 1: to find the little man in the boat. It's wild
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  Speaker 1: that he had a whole family allegedly, third marriages, allegedly,
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  Speaker 1: third marriage to Teya, had a whole family. Yeah, five
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  Speaker 1: kids left, those kids. Never paid anything towards the kids,
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  Speaker 1: allegedly covered up the tattoo, allegedly the tattoos of their
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  Speaker 1: names on his arm with those bum ass, ugly ass
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  Speaker 1: overly inked lion tattoos. Yes, all of the audacity available
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  Speaker 1: to all of humanity has been taken up by this
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  Speaker 1: one potato shaped humpty dumpty.
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  Speaker 2: Of a man.
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  Speaker 1: I hate him. It's I'm coming for him crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, me too. And we didn't even get to
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  Speaker 3: the kids part. I forgot to mention. So Tyler and Alisha,
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  Speaker 3: the one that the couple that has been married for
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  Speaker 3: eleven years, Beard and the two kids, Yes, Beard and Blonde.
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  Speaker 3: They have two kids together, and when they joined this
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  Speaker 3: quad with Sean and Taya. Taya and Alicia each had
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  Speaker 3: biological children after joining this squad. But we don't know
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  Speaker 3: who the real daddy of these children are. Tyler, It's
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  Speaker 3: probably Tyler yeah allegedly. Yeah, So it's probably him, but
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  Speaker 3: they had two biological children. They don't know the daddies.
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  Speaker 3: And now Taya is currently nine months pregnant with their
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  Speaker 3: third child that is being created from the squad. His
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  Speaker 3: name is Quentin. And we don't know who the father
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  Speaker 3: of that is either, but we think it's Tyler, probably Tyler,
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  Speaker 3: it's probably Beard. He's totally the father of all these
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  Speaker 3: three children.
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  Speaker 1: There's that one child who kind of looks a bit potatoy,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit like Sean. God bless them. You've got
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  Speaker 1: a big old head. Now. They're named Barrett, Barrett, and Carver.
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  Speaker 2: It's Barrett.
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  Speaker 1: Barrett's got a big old head, big old head.
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  Speaker 2: I love it for him though.
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  Speaker 1: He's very cute.
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  Speaker 2: But I do think that that might be Sean's son.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and Barrett was the one that Alicia gave birth to,
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  Speaker 3: and then Carver was the one that Teya gave birth to,
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  Speaker 3: and then she's going to give birth to Quintin.
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  Speaker 2: So so what a mess?
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  Speaker 1: So how can you possibly be a well adjusted person
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  Speaker 1: and not a mental patient? I mean to willfully enter
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  Speaker 1: into a situation like this, like something is fundamentally wrong
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  Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, And I think it all comes down
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  Speaker 1: to Alicia. Now, Alicia is the one that if I
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  Speaker 1: had to relate to any of these monsters, it would
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  Speaker 1: be Alicia. Yeah, because she seems pretty normal. I think
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  Speaker 1: she has a nine to five job. I think that
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  Speaker 1: she wants to be in a regular relationship. It sounds
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  Speaker 1: like she's maybe a bit vanilla. She's just a normal,
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  Speaker 1: a regular, digular girl who finds herself in a situation
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  Speaker 1: that she cannot escape. Yeah, because now she has potentially
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  Speaker 1: given birth to Potato Head's child, and she is completely
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: in love with Beard guy who she married, and is
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  Speaker 1: totally in love with Taya for some reason.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it. Listen, Taya, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently Tayo's got the magical punani that all of these
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  Speaker 3: men are fighting over for. And Alicia's just over here
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  Speaker 3: on the corner like checking people's ear wax, I just
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  Speaker 3: don't care.
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  Speaker 1: And having very vanilla sex and no sex because she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want to have sex every single day. And Tyler's
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  Speaker 1: out here with like a whole ass libido, and Taya's
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  Speaker 1: over there like Hi, I'm your I'm your girl.
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  Speaker 3: And apparently she's super kinky, and Alicia doesn't like I
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know what that well.
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  Speaker 1: We also know that there have been some sexical encounters
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  Speaker 1: between Taya and also Alisha, and sounds like there was
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  Speaker 1: some alcohol involved with Yea. So consent is kind of
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  Speaker 1: a weird issue there. Did Alicia really want to do that?
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  Speaker 1: Because Alicia's pretty strongly says, yeah, I'm heterosex call I'm
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  Speaker 1: for Mion Tyler. But somehow she laid down cracked it
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  Speaker 1: open for Taya. Sounds like serviced Alicia. I don't because
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  Speaker 1: Tya said she appreciates me.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you'd like that.
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  Speaker 1: Has I do not consent to that. It's not a
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  Speaker 1: sexy vial, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Just with these people, these people, but I was disappointed
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  Speaker 3: to hear that Sean and Tyler don't hook up. I
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  Speaker 3: thought that everybody was like on each other if they did.
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  Speaker 3: But if they did, Oh, Tyler would be the top
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  Speaker 3: for sure.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think I think.
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  Speaker 1: Given I think small Dick would be the top. His attitude,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: that doesn't mean any totally trying to be the alpha,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: and he's totally trying to dominate this entire cringe polycule,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: and I think he would insist upon the top.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: But honestly, the men that want to be so dominant
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: are the ones that are the most submissive in the bedrooms.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Would have to be because I don't know how. I
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: don't know you could get a pass beard man. I
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: don't know the anatomical obstacles.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I don't even want to think about it. I don't
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: want to think about these people screwing each other. But
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: I will very problematic. I will talk about it later
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: in the uncensored portion. Yes, for sure, and gory detail.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: But we have the squad. We have established two married
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: couples another day in each other's best said. Yeah, And
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: they have specific rules for this squad and how it functions.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: One of the main rules is that the men switch
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: rooms with the women every other night.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, So the women have their own bedrooms, yes, And
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: it's the men that go back and forth between them.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: With their plows and stuff. And on those specific nights,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: whatever man is in whatever woman's room, Basically that woman
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: has claim to that man. Like they screw each other
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: that night. They sit beside each other at restaurants and
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: at the dinner table and on the couch and stuff.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: But the women can still kiss the other man when
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: it's not their night. They just can't have schmecks with
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: the man that they're not sharing on that particular night.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: So if it's Tyler's night with Alisha, he can only
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: have schmecks with Alisha.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah that night. The reason this rule came about is
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: that on Tyler and Alisha's day, Tyler snuck away with
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: that Oya and they lee banged and everybody got real
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: upset everybody, so then they had to caught a five. Yeah,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: new rules, yes for the polycule, in which on your
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: day you're only with that person sexually. But Tyler really
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: wants to be with Taya, and that's the problem. I
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: think Sean wants to be with Taya. I think Tyler
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: wants to be with Taya, and I don't think anybody
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: wants to be with Alicia. I don't get it. I
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: really don't get it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I understand.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: The other rule that Alisha has created for this squad,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: and it was specifically Alicia that made this rule, was
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: that she does not want to know about Tyler and
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Taya's schmeck's life at all. She doesn't want to know
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: what they do the frequency. She doesn't want to know
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: how kink it is because she says it will make
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: her jealous, but Taya believes that it's not jealousy, it's competition.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: That Alisha would make it some kind of competition between
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Taya and her, that she would have to match Tea's
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: mexical energy. Because this is where Tea says, you know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Alicia doesn't want to know how kinky it is or
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: how frequent we have schmegs on our nights, because then
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: she would have to, I don't know, try and match
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: that energy, which she.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Doesn't want to do, envision it. And it sounds like
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: that information was visited upon Alicia. She didn't want it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Like as soon as anybody references that even remotely, she's like,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: uh uh uh, I don't want to hear about that.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know about that. And I think
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: that is entirely fair. Of course, I think that it's
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: entirely human to have jealousy, at least with the Sister Wives.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It is based in some kind of a faith, and
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: the women believe that they're suffering their jealousy and their
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: isolation sacred all of these things because it's sacred and
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: it's a sacrifice they're making for their religion. But here
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: we've got just for random's who are of course jealous,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: and they're going to have to manage the expectations and
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: the needs of all the people. It's just that there's
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: always going to be somebody who gets the preferential treatment.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Of course, whatever reason, it's this hoe. I don't with
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: a false eyelashes. I don't get it. There's such big
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: eyelash you see a detour about that? Like, what is
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: this phenomena? Tell the old lady in the room. Why
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: all these young beautiful women are slapping on the spider
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: leg eyelashes and pretending like they're they're growing out of
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: their head. I know that these are fake, Yeah, because
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: they are such a non sequitor for the rest of
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: your face. Yeah, and they look so absurd, And I'm
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: laughing at you. I am laughing at you. Are you
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: trying to obscure the rest of like what your what
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: you got going? I can still see for sure, even
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: those they are huge. Yeah, those eyelashes are really large.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I can still see the rest of you. Yeah, I
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: don't get it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, just go pay for like the lash extensions,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: because you can get those done where it looks natural.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I know a girl at my work that like had
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: they were like glue on, like what's the last tailler?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what I'm saying.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: They glue on like singular lashes on to your your eyeball,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: and it would like look a lot better, look more natural,
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: like you had naturally beautiful.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: These women are going to the Walgreens and they're getting
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: the one dollar fifty eyelashes as big as they can
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: get them, as black as they can get them. And
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, stop it right now. Maybe that's ladies of
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the world. I think it's sexy. They look like it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think men like that. I didn't come on,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: please stop it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Anybody with her and you live on a.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Farm and a bunch of kids an Oregon and animals,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I assume, like why are you? Why is your hair
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: died and your makeup so on? And your lashes are
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: out six feet It's ridiculous. It's abslurt, I know.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: And they're living in a town that's like in between
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Salem and Eugene. Organ and anybody who is from Oregon.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I'm from Oregon, so I'm allowed to talk orgon slander here.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: It's a shole.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's trashy, Okay.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: It's not nice, right, But anyway.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Methanon, Oregon, Yes, mean or exactly where they're at and
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Tea and Shot are just at home, yeah, not doing anything,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: eating Fredos.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: They're eating the groceries that Sean works really hard, Tyler, Oh, Sean,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Sean works really hard to go and get at the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Kroger or whatever at the save Tyler's money with Tyler
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and Alicia's money, griping at Alicia the entire time, just
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the way he weeble wobbles through the supermarket with just
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: this arrogant chin outn his countenance and he's just like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I'm the biggest dick in here because he's the smallest there.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Red sace potato thumb man. Exactly, no offense.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I don't mean to body shame.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Well, but we are good. Well well, body shame more.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I know it's not appropriate.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing, you, Honestly, if Sean was a
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: decent individual, sure, and if he had compassion and integrity
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and he actually wanted to do right babies, people, and
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: especially these children, I wouldn't think he was as repulsive
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: and revolting and nauseating as he actually is. Exactly because
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: he's such a turd and a pos no man come
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: in every inch of you man time we recap YEP,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and then we.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Have this scene where Sean is big ass wee.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Ble whah blah blah all down.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: He sits at the table with his pack of Doritos
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: and he is eating them, and one of the kids, Rena,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: comes up to also eat her snack after school or something.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: And then Tyler comes home from a long day of
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: actually working for.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: A living, providing for all these losers.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: And he tries to talk to his child, Reina, and
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: mind you again, Reina is Tyler's biological child.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Who predates the quad polycule.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: And Tyler is just trying to be a dad and
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: just catch up with his kid after work because he
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: hasn't seen Na all day, and he initiates just a
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: very benign conversation like, Hi, how are you doing, How
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: are you doing day?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: My daughter? How is your day?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: And Sean's big ass interjects in this conversation and basically
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: just says like Rena, shut up. You're gonna have to
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: go downstairs on the basement because you're grounded.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Still. You cannot have this conversation with your biological father
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: because you lied in your grounded and so you got
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to get on out of here.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: No conversation for.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Any of you, period. I don't know how emasculated you
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: have to be as the man to sit there with
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: your biological child and have this literal blob of a
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: person try to dictate and control how you have a relationship.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: With your own child.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with like all of the confidence he can muster. Yeah,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and then you just do it. What does he do?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: What does Tyler do? The biologically he gets up and
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: he walks out of the room because he has to process,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: because I'm a piscey. Yeah, I have to feel my
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: emotions and then I have to come in and see
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: what I can do with that. And he leaves the room.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Well, and he had said, like earlier in the episode,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: like I'm very avoidant, I'm super non confrontational. Like out
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: of all of these people in this family, he is
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: the least confrontation.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Which I'm just like you weak ass, a little punk
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: ass bitcha, just like, oh, mega, grow up, grow a parable.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I got bigger balls than you. But anyway, I won't
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: go there. So it's entirely unattractive. And you should be
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: advocating for your child, and you're the biological father, and
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you should tell this weeple wobble to get the fuck
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: out of your house that you pay for for real.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: And then Tyler like very kindly, like way more kind
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: than I would have been in this situation.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I would have gone off on Sean's.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Big ass right there in net. We would have fought
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: right there in debt. But Tyler comes back to him
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: when they're on the couch, and he very nicely says
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: to Sean like, Hey, you know, I really didn't appreciate
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: that I haven't seen Reina all day. I just wanted
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: to talk to her, like I get that she's grounded,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: but like all I was doing was asking how her
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: day was, Like, just didn't appreciate that. It felt like
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: you were overstepping a little bit. And you know, I
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: want to be able to parent my kid.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Just give him a knuckle sandwich bags out of his
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: But he was very nice. Sean is one of those
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: people who walks around the planet so arrogant like this
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: is the kind of person who needs to get his
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: ass beat for sure, like just one good none, just
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: a hot snuggle, just get.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Him, yep, just so that he can learn his place
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: in the world of.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Bitch at the bottom.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Kissing my feet because you're jobless and you don't do
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: anything all day, and I make the money for you
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: to eat that pack of freaking Dorado's there.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Should I just beat your ass for really? I mean,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: and Tyler could be disasble. Tyler is the only one
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: out of all four of them that's even somewhat fit.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I know, he's got muscles and everything, a little bit, yeah,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: more than Sean, indeed, indeed, seriously, And so I don't
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: advocate for violence.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Well allegedly anyway. So Tyler tells Sean this, and he's
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: being very respectful, and Sean doesn't even look at Tyler
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: in the eyes like a man. He looks up to
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: the side, his face gets super red tomato red. Yeah,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: and he basically just defends his position. And it's just like, well, Tyler,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: like you would have gotten Raina off track, and like
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: she's grounded, and like we have to be the parents here.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You want to be the fun dad, Yeah, the one
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: who's stuck here taking care of all these kids, doing
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: a real work.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Oh you're stuck at home, not working all day?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it feels Tya takes care of the
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: kids and you eat.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: For really, my mouth shut for the Patreon part, but like, yeah, you're.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Said the email that yep, that's all you do.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: And so Sean defends his position and basically just puts
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Tyler in his beta place and is like, no, like,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do basically because I'm
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: the parent and you're just the fun dad and you're irresponsible.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: It is like essentially the tone that Sean is giving
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: off here, and Tyler makes a comment of like, well,
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: but like I want to be able to parent my kid,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: and then he corrects himself and says our kid. And
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: so this is another rule in there closed polyamorous squad
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: that they all are parents to all of these children,
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: even the two that Tyler and Alicia brought into this arrangement,
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: that are their biological kids. Now they have to answer
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: to Sean and Taya and I guess in their quad group.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: This is a very triggering subject and so when Tyler
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: or Alicia used the verbiage of my kids versus our kids,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: it causes a lot of fights, a lot of tension
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: between Sean and Taya, and I'm just like, who are
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: you to.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: It's really wild that they would abdicate their agency over
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: themselves and their children to these moochers and grifters who
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: have imposed themselves into their family structure. Like, I don't
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: understand how unless you are so sprung for Taya's poon
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and or really in love with Taya, like you can't
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: risk setting off Sean and having them walk out of
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: your life.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: That's crazy to me because like Shawn and tayl are
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: essentially like step parents and this whole situation user and
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: they're total losers. And I'm like, you have a lot
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: of balls.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Both of you to like, as they can get away
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: with it. Though they can get away with it, why
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: wouldn't they.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Well, And that's the thing, and that's what makes me
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: side eyed Tyler and Alicia, because I'm just like, so
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: you let your children be home alone all day with
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: essentially these strangers that you are banging. I mean, they're
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: not strangers anymore because they've been in this quad for
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: like four or five years or something like that, But like, still,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: you're trusting your children to be home alone all day
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: with Sean who is allegedly a freaking creep.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I just as a sidebar, I think Sean's
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: sister did a TikTok Live, in which she came out
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: and talked about what an abusive pos he is. And
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: his stepdaughter, one of the kids that he allegedly abandoned,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: has also come out and said he's abusive.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: And Alicia and.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Tyler didn't even know that Sean and had these previous
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: relationships and all of these children until they had actually
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: moved in with Tyler Endlisha, and so like, why at
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: that moment when you learned about the fact that he'd
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: been married twice before, that he had all these children
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: that he's not currently supporting because you know he doesn't work,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Why are you making the choice to allow these people
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: to stay in your home with your kids?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then go on TV and parade around like
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: you guys are this wholesome quad group that you know
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: it's all about family and live.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Why would Sean put himself in the situation if he
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: knows that he abandoned children allegedly and was abusive allegedly, Like,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: if even a portion of that is true, and there
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: are people out here that have witnessed that, why would
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you put yourself in front of the nation on this
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: show and open yourself up to this information and this critique.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: It's just wild. Did you not think it was going
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: to come out?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know, And like maybe it wasn't his decision.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was three against one, like the Quad decided.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but like still doesn't make any sense.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: And like, Taya's pretty big on social media. I think
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: she's on TikTok, right, She's pretty famous on TikTok, And
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I think she's pretty big on Instagram too, And so.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know why because she's young and she
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: knows how. She's a dumb situation. And if she's successful
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: on TikTok, I don't know how TikTok works, but Instagram, Like,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: does that mean she's got sponsorships? Problem? Does that mean
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: she's okay? So if she has sponsorships, does she really
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: think that this is going to help her to maintain
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: or to attract more sponsorships by showing her whole ass
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: on the show?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Don't make it makes sense, Beatri.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Is this an OnlyFans pipeline? Do they have an OnlyFans
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: it's the Quad?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I mean I would totally subscribe to it, absolutely discuss
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: that with her vip rect a hot minute.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I'm counting down the minutes to when they get an
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: only fans. Dude, I'm just I'm calling it right now.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: One of them or all of them is going to
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: get on only fans. Haya is definitely toven in that direction.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: And then we have a preview for like the rest
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: of the season, and it looks lit. We have Taya
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: giving birth to Quentin, who is her second biological child,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: but the family's fifth child that they're all raising together,
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: and Alicia wants to take lactation classes and learn how
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: to breastfeed him as well. And I'm just like, in
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: that crazy what in the world because she wants to
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: be but I'm like, that is weird.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, wet nurses are a thing. Sure, that is
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: something that is a historical thing when it's a need
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: well and when they're naturally lacticing and they're available to
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: help with nursing, But like to get yourself to lactate
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: because you don't want to be left out and you're
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: insecure about your position in place in the quad cule,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: that's weird. That's why you're doing it.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: That's super strange.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: And then we find out Quentin's blood type and all
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: of these four dumb adults didn't realize that when they
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: did a blood test, it would also prove who is
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: the father, and so their whole rule of not knowing
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: who's the bio daddy is gonna get broken. And so
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: we're gonna find out that Beard is probably the biological child,
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: biological father of this child. And it's probably gonna cause
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: some tension.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's gonna make Sean even more insecure, of course,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: and I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, please.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: And then we have Alicha feeling like Taya and Tyler
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: are like more in love with each other than they
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: are Alicia's in love with Tyler's in love with Alicia,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: and this makes her cry and I'm just like, girl,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: like what did you expect?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: And then we were worthy up, I.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Mean for real, gods tag worthy of yes.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: And then we have Taya breaking the news to the
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: other three in the polycule that she is falling in
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: love with another person who happens to be a woman.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Told you, and Tyler in particular starts freaking out because
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: he's like, but we're a.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Closed quad, though, Like what is I going to do
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: with you?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: I'm in love with you and I don't want you
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: to like be in love with someone else because magical
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Punan has me hit that dies, and so now they're
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: going to have to navigate like either opening up their
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: quad to more people or not or not.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: But I have a feeling Taya is going to do
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: exactly what Taya wants to do, of course, and nobody's
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: going to stop her because she has all the power,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: because she is the desired person, the only desired person
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: in that polycule. I don't get it. I don't get
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: it either, but like it is what it is. Yeah,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I just feel bad for Alicia, me too, And I
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: think that people with deep self worth issues often find
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: themselves in really toxic, imbalanced relationships and it is a
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: true journey to find your way out of those relationships,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: and it takes several attempts typically in order to successfully
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: untangle yourself from situations like these. And I just want
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: her to start the process because this is not going
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: to last. No, this is definitely going to fall apart.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Taya is probably going to leave, or Sean is going
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: to f it up for everybody else, and or Alicia's
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: going to leave and she's going to get some self
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: worth and she's like, I deserve more than this, and
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take my biological children with me when
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I go, and then you're going to have to establish paternity,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: and then Sean, you're going to have to pay some
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: child support. You don't have to get a job because
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: the judge will tell you to get a job, and
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: your life is going to change. I would love that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: It is shocking to me that you didn't foreshadow and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: predict this for yourselves.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, but they're all stupid and they think that
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: they're going to be all together forever and never happily
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: ever after.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: But how does Tyler hate Sean and Sean hates Tyler
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: and then they agree to have children together in an
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: unstable situation.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Because they don't care because they're fucking everyone.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: This is why they ain't shit and this is why
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: they're terrible to their children in my opinion, and everything's alleged.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Well, is there anything else that we have to say
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: before we go on to our after show and further
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: trash these people? Be a treat?
• 38:04
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• 38:22
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• 38:23
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