Latest / Toxic Masculinity / Your Dose of Toxic Masculinty For April 2026
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- 2:00Speaker 7: H I know the scot at.
- 2:33Speaker 3: The back of my hand. The mother thought. I don't
- 2:37Speaker 3: give a damn thank it's on the ring.
- 2:42Speaker 6: I carry the crown.
- 2:44Speaker 8: Nothing can break, nothing.
- 2:45Speaker 6: Can breaks me down. Don't even know what.
- 2:51Speaker 3: I gotta pam another direction.
- 2:55Speaker 6: I believe the.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Law, the score that.
- 3:02Speaker 6: The mother forest.
- 3:04Speaker 3: I don't give it down, coround.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing, breast down.
- 3:24Speaker 3: And welcome in to the opening act for tonight's Chat
- 3:27Speaker 3: Lives Matter Night edition of klr and Radio. You are
- 3:31Speaker 3: tuned into our once a month for a into everything
- 3:34Speaker 3: the media tells you you should hate, especially if you're
- 3:37Speaker 3: a dude. Toxic masculinity. I am one part of the
- 3:41Speaker 3: crew mister Rick Robinson the other half of the crew
- 3:45Speaker 3: or the other part of the crew in a second.
- 3:48Speaker 3: Who I'm trying to say? I got a whole panel
- 3:50Speaker 3: with me tonight, So we're gonna go around real quick.
- 3:52Speaker 3: We got g who gets how many demeriages? Five minutes late?
- 3:56Speaker 3: We'll do the math later. There's no math on Wednesday night.
- 4:00Speaker 3: We also have our lovely Agireakin, who is with us
- 4:04Speaker 3: this evening? Good evening? Man?
- 4:05Speaker 8: How are you?
- 4:06Speaker 6: I'm doing quite well. How are y'all?
- 4:09Speaker 3: And why does it sound like you're trying to take
- 4:10Speaker 3: off from our own way?
- 4:12Speaker 6: I have no idea, I don't know. I haven't done anything.
- 4:18Speaker 3: You're not holding your tongue right again, man. And we
- 4:21Speaker 3: also have with us this evening none other than our
- 4:25Speaker 3: occasional pinch hitter, regular contributor to Men explained poorly as
- 4:28Speaker 3: well as his own show, The bene In Charles Project,
- 4:31Speaker 3: none other than VC himself DCVC did he mouthful GAZZI?
- 4:35Speaker 3: How you doing? Manhow s things?
- 4:37Speaker 2: I am absolutely fabulous? My man?
- 4:39Speaker 9: What's going on?
- 4:41Speaker 3: You know? Same?
- 4:44Speaker 2: A few hours you could say, shit, it's my time.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Hit okay, okay, I feel better now. You get it
- 4:50Speaker 3: out of your system, Get off mylone, you damn kids.
- 4:58Speaker 10: All right?
- 4:58Speaker 3: And then of course we have the how you doing?
- 5:01Speaker 10: The what do I mean?
- 5:05Speaker 3: I don't know? The list is long.
- 5:06Speaker 10: You tell us what didn't I do?
- 5:13Speaker 6: Hey, Japanese got chick, That's what you didn't do.
- 5:17Speaker 3: Oh he's working on it.
- 5:18Speaker 6: Not yet.
- 5:19Speaker 10: Now you're just you're just twisting the knife a girl.
- 5:29Speaker 9: Okay.
- 5:31Speaker 2: You know, normally people do exciting things on their birthday,
- 5:34Speaker 2: like they go water skiing, or they go skydiving or parasaleic.
- 5:39Speaker 2: What I'm doing is I am making up character names
- 5:43Speaker 2: for superheroes on DC Universe online, and so far I've
- 5:49Speaker 2: got Hamilton Meathouse awesome, the cool name, Vigo Typhoon, Dorris
- 6:00Speaker 2: raft Bone.
- 6:04Speaker 3: His name is one.
- 6:08Speaker 6: Though with that sound crime.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Like the buzzing of flies, Tom would be dumbing up.
- 6:28Speaker 10: Yeah no, you uh. You just gotta do what you
- 6:30Speaker 10: love on your birthday, man, that's you day.
- 6:33Speaker 11: I was gonna say, he pegged two out of three
- 6:35Speaker 11: I've done on my birthday before.
- 6:37Speaker 10: Yeah, me, I just battled afraid to celebrate your birthday.
- 6:42Speaker 10: I battled Commis and came up with a kind of
- 6:46Speaker 10: script for Ordnance J. Packard for our Japanese friends. So
- 6:50Speaker 10: I noticed you, I.
- 6:51Speaker 3: Know, the Japanese stuff to your bio.
- 6:55Speaker 10: So yeah, I went with fanatic rather than u kanji
- 7:00Speaker 10: because ordinance, you know, has a different connotation, as I discovered,
- 7:09Speaker 10: dear really, right in front of my rice cooker.
- 7:13Speaker 11: If you touch yourself, you will discover. Yeah, I don't
- 7:22Speaker 11: feel that.
- 7:23Speaker 10: You need to.
- 7:24Speaker 2: You need to remember that one Aggie from when you
- 7:26Speaker 2: have to make a Twitter al Oh.
- 7:29Speaker 6: Yeah, Norris Rathbone, you need to send that to me
- 7:34Speaker 6: on damn because I need to.
- 7:36Speaker 2: I need to, like, Okay, I'll take a photo of
- 7:40Speaker 2: it and I'll just send you all of them. It
- 7:44Speaker 2: has like a list and then you scroll down the
- 7:46Speaker 2: list of the character you want to play. So I'll
- 7:48Speaker 2: take a photo of that now and then I'll.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Oh too soon, that's what she said.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Gig good deep, okay, go.
- 8:02Speaker 3: All right. Since we haven't officially introduced him yet, we
- 8:05Speaker 3: also have the guy who's normally in this timeslot, who
- 8:08Speaker 3: again wasn't very late, but was late ish. How you
- 8:12Speaker 3: doing ge hous things?
- 8:14Speaker 11: Hey, you know, my back hurts, I got a stiff neck.
- 8:21Speaker 11: My ass has killing me from being in the chair
- 8:23Speaker 11: too long. I can't complain.
- 8:27Speaker 3: That's not why your ass is killing you. You've been
- 8:29Speaker 3: hanging out with your boss.
- 8:31Speaker 11: Look, I can't help the work thing.
- 8:37Speaker 3: Anyway. Well, I mean you could have you know, not
- 8:39Speaker 3: that I'm bitter. Well, you know this is where this
- 8:42Speaker 3: is where I remind you that like ten years ago,
- 8:44Speaker 3: you said you were going to be retired and helping
- 8:46Speaker 3: me take over the world.
- 8:47Speaker 11: But oh, I know, I know, and I should be.
- 8:52Speaker 3: But then the deal and you decided to take the paper.
- 8:57Speaker 11: I was a whore for the money. What can I
- 8:59Speaker 11: tell you?
- 9:00Speaker 3: I mean, you were a horror before they gave you.
- 9:02Speaker 11: The money, right, so I might as well get the money.
- 9:05Speaker 6: And everybody gee because I can't hear g at all.
- 9:10Speaker 3: At all.
- 9:10Speaker 10: Now I hear g that's weird gg g g G.
- 9:17Speaker 9: I hear.
- 9:19Speaker 3: Looks like it's just you. Just all right, you might
- 9:25Speaker 3: want to try exiting and coming back in that will sometimes.
- 9:31Speaker 10: Again.
- 9:32Speaker 6: All right, I'm going to leave and I shall return.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Or shall she?
- 9:37Speaker 11: And when she comes back, I'm going to hit her
- 9:39Speaker 11: in Spanish.
- 9:42Speaker 3: At least we'll know if she can hear you, hear
- 9:43Speaker 3: you or not when she answers you in Spanish. M
- 9:47Speaker 3: all right, she's back into go ahead, gee, let's see
- 9:49Speaker 3: if you guys can hear each.
- 9:50Speaker 11: Other noise, scooching butt of me.
- 9:53Speaker 6: I am working though out at this.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Everything in Spanish. I think of bubble Bee Man.
- 10:03Speaker 6: Oh, no, you know that. You know what that's from. Right.
- 10:10Speaker 6: There was a Mexican TV show back in the seventies
- 10:12Speaker 6: called Chapulin Colorado, and it was this very famous comedian
- 10:18Speaker 6: and his character was a beat. He was a b
- 10:20Speaker 6: man like. He was dressed as a beat. And that's
- 10:23Speaker 6: where they got the inspission for the Simpsons character.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:28Speaker 6: I used to watch that show all the time when
- 10:30Speaker 6: I was little, when I was you know, when I
- 10:32Speaker 6: first got here. Because it was in Spanish, it was
- 10:34Speaker 6: something that I could understand. But I remember that distinctly
- 10:42Speaker 6: the things I know. Anyway, it's nice to hear your gee.
- 10:46Speaker 11: Well, it's good to be heard.
- 10:49Speaker 10: I think now I'm not going to be able to
- 10:51Speaker 10: not hear g and bubble Bee Man.
- 10:55Speaker 11: Well, you can just think of me of the b
- 10:57Speaker 11: girl in the blind Melon video. You.
- 11:01Speaker 10: Oh jesus, if that sticks in my head, I am
- 11:07Speaker 10: actually coming after you.
- 11:10Speaker 11: I do what I can, my friend, I do what
- 11:12Speaker 11: I can.
- 11:13Speaker 10: But I'll probably have to pass through Texas and just
- 11:15Speaker 10: get distracted at aggies and forget and come home.
- 11:17Speaker 11: So well, there there'll be plenty of booze.
- 11:20Speaker 3: Hey, look at it this way. Yes, when you get distracted,
- 11:23Speaker 3: when you stop at Aggies, you can finally drag her
- 11:24Speaker 3: to Veen or Snitchel.
- 11:27Speaker 10: Exactly.
- 11:28Speaker 6: I will meet him at and then you know, I.
- 11:32Speaker 11: Think Duckie sells En Schnitzel.
- 11:34Speaker 10: Now the real one, the chain.
- 11:38Speaker 11: Oh the chain, don't say the real one, and then
- 11:42Speaker 11: say the chain.
- 11:45Speaker 10: Der Wiener Schnitzel is the home of the hot dog.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Okay, you know, gee, I don't. I don't think we've
- 11:54Speaker 3: had this discussion yet. But you gotta be careful because
- 11:56Speaker 3: Amus takes the hot dog really seriously.
- 11:59Speaker 10: And I don't, no, I take your Wiener.
- 12:02Speaker 11: I was gonna say, don't talk about Amish taking hot dog. Okay,
- 12:10Speaker 11: got you there.
- 12:12Speaker 10: I do like a good wiener.
- 12:14Speaker 11: Oh well, I hope I'm going to hell.
- 12:21Speaker 6: I just know it.
- 12:24Speaker 10: You know, you used to be so sweet and de
- 12:26Speaker 10: mirror when you started with this network. Now you're dropping.
- 12:30Speaker 11: I was going to say she would blush it every
- 12:32Speaker 11: f bomb, and now she's throwing them.
- 12:36Speaker 6: Man, y'all have correct to be thank you.
- 12:40Speaker 3: I still make her, I still make her blush laugh
- 12:42Speaker 3: at least once an episode.
- 12:43Speaker 6: Though this is true.
- 12:45Speaker 10: I'm doing my part.
- 12:47Speaker 6: Oh nice Startship Troopers, thank you.
- 12:51Speaker 11: Yes, that's right. Would you like to know more?
- 12:58Speaker 10: Wait?
- 13:00Speaker 2: Hashtag teams isn't for medium?
- 13:07Speaker 11: Hashtag citizenship has privileges?
- 13:10Speaker 6: M h.
- 13:16Speaker 10: M hmm.
- 13:20Speaker 2: A man was arrested this morning in sentenced this afternoon.
- 13:27Speaker 11: Gotta love that man.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Tune in for the execution at six pm, all stations,
- 13:33Speaker 2: all channels. Yeah, you can't get around it.
- 13:38Speaker 11: Oh, I love it.
- 13:41Speaker 6: All right now man, since this is uh, this is
- 13:43Speaker 6: a show about toxic masculinity. What's been happening that's toxic?
- 13:50Speaker 3: Nothing.
- 13:51Speaker 10: We are in whole we are. We are in completely
- 13:53Speaker 10: wholesome environment with our Japanese bros.
- 13:55Speaker 3: Now, yeah, the Japanese Japanese broom. It is kind of
- 14:00Speaker 3: killing all the time.
- 14:02Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
- 14:03Speaker 6: It has been kind of nice to see with so.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Much, you know, I mean, with the press and you
- 14:09Speaker 2: know how they're basically, you know, filating the Iranians twenty
- 14:12Speaker 2: four to seven. I think it's wonderful that I get
- 14:16Speaker 2: nothing but weird Japanese food and pugs on my timeline
- 14:22Speaker 2: and I love it. I don't want anything to change.
- 14:24Speaker 6: Get I know, I get a lot of dogs, I
- 14:27Speaker 6: get a lot of food. I get a lot of
- 14:31Speaker 6: funny cartoons that they make about Americans. Have you seen those?
- 14:35Speaker 9: Like?
- 14:36Speaker 2: Yes, But.
- 14:38Speaker 6: The best example was when President Trump was shot at
- 14:43Speaker 6: in Butler, PA and the Japanese made that cartoon about
- 14:46Speaker 6: him being so great and grand. I've seen a lot
- 14:49Speaker 6: of that, you know.
- 14:50Speaker 10: With anyone with the one with a shinzo moving at
- 14:58Speaker 10: the last second.
- 14:59Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, And I you know, and it's really funny
- 15:03Speaker 6: because I have a lot of.
- 15:04Speaker 10: Friends still get commis though, well, you engage them.
- 15:12Speaker 3: He's got a point, you know.
- 15:13Speaker 6: Because he can't throw them out of helicopters yet.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:17Speaker 10: Yeah, help, you're so beautiful.
- 15:20Speaker 11: We're working on getting that legislation passed.
- 15:24Speaker 3: I mean, you can always buy you can always buy
- 15:26Speaker 3: one of the mugs that shows us throwing commies out
- 15:29Speaker 3: of helicopters. That might make you feel better.
- 15:30Speaker 11: I mean, hey, look, I have a helicopter. You can
- 15:33Speaker 11: throw them out of my helicopter. There's no rules against that.
- 15:37Speaker 10: Oh, we're we could do it. International waters too.
- 15:41Speaker 11: I have the Gulf of America right here where else that's.
- 15:44Speaker 9: What I mean.
- 15:45Speaker 10: Yeah, we don't have to go three four miles out right, Okay,
- 15:48Speaker 10: where there's.
- 15:48Speaker 2: Really eleven miles out we can cover that. Eleven miles
- 15:53Speaker 2: out is international.
- 15:55Speaker 11: Easy, easy.
- 15:57Speaker 6: There's also a really cool place to do it at.
- 16:01Speaker 6: It's it's kind of international. It's between it's the straight
- 16:04Speaker 6: between Puerto Rico and Santo Domingo, which is shark infested.
- 16:09Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 16:10Speaker 6: Yeah, I volunteer that as tribute.
- 16:13Speaker 10: See and you know what we're doing, ecology of favor.
- 16:15Speaker 10: We're feeding the sharks, the starving sharks near Key, yes, exactly.
- 16:19Speaker 11: Starting.
- 16:20Speaker 6: We are saving the the Dominicans who are trying to,
- 16:25Speaker 6: you know, come over to Puerto Rico. We're saving them.
- 16:28Speaker 11: Just sixty three cents a day. You can see the
- 16:31Speaker 11: hungry shark a communists.
- 16:35Speaker 10: Well, we're taking them.
- 16:37Speaker 3: We really need to do that parody commercial. I would
- 16:39Speaker 3: so run that show. Yes, it would be awesome.
- 16:43Speaker 2: We all we all get on the bird, but you know,
- 16:44Speaker 2: pack a lunch, bring some wine, bring bring cameras, plenty
- 16:48Speaker 2: of cameras, and film festivities. Guy thinks, oh this is nice.
- 16:52Speaker 3: There.
- 16:52Speaker 11: We should tee bungee cord and see fights taken out
- 16:56Speaker 11: of them at a time every time they drop.
- 16:58Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I hope you're happy with a carl buttegg
- 17:02Speaker 2: Ham sandwich and a glass of Phronsie as your last meal.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Because yeah, so then.
- 17:10Speaker 3: I'm only going to say this to clarify one point.
- 17:13Speaker 3: So for all the women who were mad because g
- 17:15Speaker 3: was talking.
- 17:20Speaker 11: Wait wait wait what yeah?
- 17:22Speaker 10: Did we just lose wreck?
- 17:24Speaker 3: I think so, I think back now, I think I'm bad.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Okay, you're back now, Okay.
- 17:28Speaker 11: Last word we heard talking?
- 17:31Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I wanted to clarify, you know, for all
- 17:34Speaker 3: the all the women who are going to get mad
- 17:35Speaker 3: because you're talking about flying a helicopter and not doing
- 17:38Speaker 3: the helicopter.
- 17:40Speaker 6: Yeah that is he gone? Is he still gone?
- 17:45Speaker 10: No, he just came back.
- 17:46Speaker 11: Okay are you not hearing again?
- 17:49Speaker 2: Yeah? But he h after that show came as a
- 17:52Speaker 2: little state gone.
- 17:57Speaker 3: But I had to do.
- 17:59Speaker 2: If you hadn't cut out, it might have worked because
- 18:01Speaker 2: in comedy, when you when you got to come back
- 18:04Speaker 2: and do it, that's yeah.
- 18:06Speaker 11: That's see.
- 18:07Speaker 6: Now I can't hear rick.
- 18:10Speaker 11: Well, he was talking about me putting a bow on it, Aggie,
- 18:15Speaker 11: oh damn.
- 18:16Speaker 2: It and doing the doing the tol.
- 18:22Speaker 6: Do I have to leave again and come back?
- 18:26Speaker 11: I don't know.
- 18:27Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't hear rick either.
- 18:29Speaker 11: It's probably a broadcasting.
- 18:37Speaker 6: Well, so while we're waiting, I do have a drink
- 18:40Speaker 6: for tonight, all right, all right, and it's it's not
- 18:44Speaker 6: a very manly drink, but it's a very refreshing drink.
- 18:46Speaker 6: And this is something you can adapt to different ways
- 18:50Speaker 6: of imbibing. So it's called the Lucky Line and it's
- 18:56Speaker 6: it's it's the line version of a lemon drop. You're
- 19:00Speaker 6: going to take an ounce and a half of vodka,
- 19:03Speaker 6: an ounce of fresh lime juice, and an ounce of
- 19:07Speaker 6: simple syrup, and you're going to pour all of that
- 19:10Speaker 6: in an ice field shaker and shake it until very
- 19:13Speaker 6: chilled and pour that into strain it into a coop
- 19:17Speaker 6: and garnish with a little lime wheel. But you can
- 19:20Speaker 6: also pour it over ice in a highball and top
- 19:25Speaker 6: it off with club soda and make that a spritzer.
- 19:28Speaker 6: So it's very refreshing. And since we're heading into hopefully
- 19:33Speaker 6: a warmer spring, it was forty degrees this morning, I
- 19:36Speaker 6: was not a happy camper. I'm sure I shouldn't bitch,
- 19:40Speaker 6: because I know Vincent is further north and Rickers north
- 19:44Speaker 6: of May and yeah, yeah, I get it, but it's
- 19:48Speaker 6: it's freaking April.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Aggie, Aggie, summertime Hall.
- 19:52Speaker 3: I'm dre.
- 19:53Speaker 11: We are literally just a matter of a couple of
- 19:56Speaker 11: weeks away from waking up with it being so humid
- 20:00Speaker 11: that our ass cheeks stick together.
- 20:03Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but my hair will look good. The sacrifice
- 20:08Speaker 6: I'm willing to.
- 20:09Speaker 2: Make, you know, once it gets eighty degrees. I mean,
- 20:12Speaker 2: the only thing I'm drinking is Negronie's uh sea breezes
- 20:16Speaker 2: and the occasional apparall sprits.
- 20:20Speaker 6: Yeah, man, I had high I had. I saw Stanley
- 20:26Speaker 6: Tucci doing a Negronie and it went viral on on
- 20:30Speaker 6: every social media side a few years ago, and so
- 20:32Speaker 6: I made his version of a Negroni and I was like,
- 20:34Speaker 6: this is the appointing.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Don't do his version. Do Anthony Bourdain's version.
- 20:39Speaker 6: Bourdain's version is far better. Yes, it is far better.
- 20:43Speaker 6: And I was, and I'm not a big Nigroni person,
- 20:46Speaker 6: but even I could tell it's like, what is what
- 20:49Speaker 6: is Stanley Chicci doing? I mean, is he just trying
- 20:52Speaker 6: to become viral for no reason?
- 20:54Speaker 11: And he's cash and checks That's what he's doing.
- 20:56Speaker 2: That's pretty much because he was doing the whole series
- 20:59Speaker 2: about cooking in Italy. It's a year and after. When
- 21:04Speaker 2: I want to watch a cooking show, I watch actual cooks.
- 21:06Speaker 2: I don't need a billy bob pretend to show me
- 21:11Speaker 2: how to cook.
- 21:12Speaker 6: No, there's one now.
- 21:16Speaker 10: Vincent Price cookbook.
- 21:18Speaker 2: Right, we'll see. That's the thing, though, he he you know,
- 21:23Speaker 2: fuck you, I don't have to explain anything.
- 21:26Speaker 6: He was a chef, you know that's the prices a
- 21:29Speaker 6: chef he was.
- 21:32Speaker 2: It was a fucking renaissance man about the Vincent Price.
- 21:37Speaker 6: Well, I will die on that hill with you, Vincent,
- 21:39Speaker 6: I will. I will.
- 21:40Speaker 10: No, he absolutely was. I'm just giving you on your birthday.
- 21:43Speaker 2: You can get my entire ass, my friend, my entire ass.
- 21:52Speaker 3: The show is not long enough for him to be
- 21:53Speaker 3: able to do that.
- 21:54Speaker 10: Oh my god, I almost just shot Marguerite down my nose.
- 22:00Speaker 11: I may not be good at fractions, but I know
- 22:02Speaker 11: you look like a whole bitch.
- 22:05Speaker 6: Have you? Are you drinking a margarita?
- 22:08Speaker 10: Yes?
- 22:09Speaker 6: Yes, Have you never tried an Italian version of a margarita?
- 22:13Speaker 10: Oh?
- 22:13Speaker 6: Do you tell it's it's It's pretty simple. It's just
- 22:16Speaker 6: a regular margarita, except you take away about half an
- 22:19Speaker 6: hource of the Tekui line at half an ounce of limonchello.
- 22:24Speaker 6: Oh okay, it is divine, it really is. It just
- 22:28Speaker 6: kicks it up them. And you may want to like
- 22:30Speaker 6: dial down the simple syrup if you add any to
- 22:33Speaker 6: a margarita, but in this case, because the limonchello is
- 22:38Speaker 6: already sweet, but it's it elevates it. It's really I
- 22:42Speaker 6: need to.
- 22:42Speaker 2: I need to post the recipe. I have a recipe
- 22:45Speaker 2: from Winchello, you can make it at home?
- 22:47Speaker 6: What?
- 22:48Speaker 9: Yes?
- 22:48Speaker 6: And you have not spread this out? Why I was
- 22:51Speaker 6: gatekeeping but oh you you bitch.
- 22:54Speaker 2: But yeah, but seeing how it's my birthday and I'm
- 22:58Speaker 2: getting older and I need to pass some of these
- 23:00Speaker 2: things on to other people and.
- 23:03Speaker 11: Rick, we cannot.
- 23:04Speaker 2: I'm trying to be more life affirming these days. So yeah,
- 23:08Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna get that recipe and I will
- 23:10Speaker 2: go ahead and not post it, and I will tag
- 23:12Speaker 2: you on it.
- 23:13Speaker 6: Oh you care?
- 23:15Speaker 11: Rick is in the chat? Can anyone hear me?
- 23:18Speaker 3: No?
- 23:19Speaker 11: No, Rick, No, Rick, nobody hears you.
- 23:22Speaker 3: Well, it's been kind of hard to say anything. But
- 23:24Speaker 3: I've tried a couple of different times and nobody's responded.
- 23:26Speaker 3: So I'm not.
- 23:27Speaker 10: Sure if we didn't hear you at all, that's because
- 23:29Speaker 10: you have now we hear what.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I admit it.
- 23:31Speaker 3: No, I did not have and Aggie still doesn't hear me.
- 23:36Speaker 6: Did he say something?
- 23:38Speaker 11: Yeah, he's he's back with us.
- 23:40Speaker 2: Now are you messing with him?
- 23:43Speaker 6: No? I can't hear him. Do I have to leave again?
- 23:46Speaker 3: Bye? Aggie, I can't hear him.
- 23:53Speaker 11: You get to keep showing up for Vincent's birthday.
- 23:57Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna come ass and
- 24:00Speaker 6: come back all right?
- 24:01Speaker 11: Bye? Uh ship, she's gonna put the moon dress on.
- 24:10Speaker 6: Oh jeez, this is Can you hear me now?
- 24:14Speaker 2: Yes?
- 24:15Speaker 6: I can.
- 24:18Speaker 3: I hate to see you keep walking away, but I
- 24:20Speaker 3: love to watch you.
- 24:21Speaker 6: Go face off? Face off? Wasn't it that was in
- 24:26Speaker 6: the movie face Off? Okay, I'm glad to say that
- 24:36Speaker 6: my my walking away has improved after lent. Yay, thank
- 24:40Speaker 6: you because mom was not here to look for me,
- 24:42Speaker 6: so that was great.
- 24:46Speaker 11: Well, uh, John daily in hand.
- 24:51Speaker 3: H If I didn't know what you were talking about,
- 24:57Speaker 3: that would almost sound dirty, but.
- 24:59Speaker 11: Yes, it will good. But you know it's not. How
- 25:06Speaker 11: do you I gotta figure that? How do you do
- 25:09Speaker 11: that with a John daily? How do you make a
- 25:11Speaker 11: dirty John daily?
- 25:14Speaker 2: No?
- 25:14Speaker 11: I think what he was what he was talking about, Oh,
- 25:16Speaker 11: I know what he was talking about.
- 25:17Speaker 2: You were talking about your John Thomas.
- 25:21Speaker 11: I know I know what he was talking about. But
- 25:24Speaker 11: then it got me thinking, how do you how do
- 25:26Speaker 11: you make a John daily? The drink a dirty John daily?
- 25:31Speaker 11: So where are my experts? This is iced tea, lemonade
- 25:34Speaker 11: and vodka. How do you make it dirty?
- 25:37Speaker 6: I would not put all of juice in it because.
- 25:39Speaker 11: I was about to say yeah, because I would not
- 25:42Speaker 11: be a good thing. I felt, I don't think.
- 25:45Speaker 10: I got it. Maraschino cherry juice or grenadine.
- 25:49Speaker 6: Grented would work.
- 25:50Speaker 11: Yeah, grinadine. Okay, next time, that's what I'm trying.
- 25:57Speaker 10: There we go, Yeah, did we get to the drink?
- 26:00Speaker 10: And I just forgot it was yes, the lucky line.
- 26:07Speaker 3: Right, Oh, Aggie just called g a U people.
- 26:18Speaker 6: Oh hey, I'm a you people too. I get more
- 26:28Speaker 6: you people than most.
- 26:28Speaker 11: You people all look alike.
- 26:36Speaker 6: Honestly, I I never understood that whole they all look
- 26:41Speaker 6: alike thing, because I could always see differences in everybody,
- 26:45Speaker 6: regardless of nationality, and I never understood that. I was
- 26:49Speaker 6: like and I and I know that there's some people
- 26:53Speaker 6: that have really tough time differentiating somebody from Laos from
- 26:58Speaker 6: somebody from you know, China and somebody from Japan or whatever.
- 27:02Speaker 6: And I'm like, how could you not tell? I mean,
- 27:04Speaker 6: it's obviously different, and people are leaving like different. But
- 27:12Speaker 6: I am a you people. I'm very proud of it,
- 27:15Speaker 6: you people. Mm hmm yeah. I got a you I
- 27:21Speaker 6: gotta you people a few days ago on on Twitter,
- 27:27Speaker 6: right before the person blocked me, and I'm like, okay,
- 27:33Speaker 6: if you if you think this is gonna upset me.
- 27:35Speaker 11: I yeah, it's not.
- 27:38Speaker 2: I'm devastated, truly.
- 27:42Speaker 6: Whatever shall I do?
- 27:45Speaker 11: I don't know, make it In Pario.
- 27:52Speaker 6: We all experienced a really whack whack a doodle this
- 27:56Speaker 6: morning with that person that went after Sam, and that
- 28:01Speaker 6: was insane. I was like, okay, you're calling her out
- 28:04Speaker 6: for not being a native Virginian, but you yourself are originally
- 28:08Speaker 6: from Wisconsin as well. I don't understand.
- 28:15Speaker 10: She blocked me before I should, before I could start
- 28:17Speaker 10: calling your CHEVOPI from Sheboygan.
- 28:23Speaker 6: Yeah, she she blocked me after she told me to
- 28:25Speaker 6: go fuck myself, And how dare I be?
- 28:28Speaker 2: You know, rude? Really okay, I'm like, hello, this is Twitter.
- 28:36Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 28:36Speaker 6: Some people just there has been this huge cas im
- 28:42Speaker 6: growing in in in the right and libertarian sides.
- 28:48Speaker 11: There there are so many people out there that have
- 28:53Speaker 11: work to do just to be considered retarded, and they're
- 28:57Speaker 11: just running free online spouting whatever comes to the top
- 29:01Speaker 11: of their head and like they have good sense and
- 29:06Speaker 11: it's ridiculous.
- 29:07Speaker 6: Well, here's the thing for me, I understand why people
- 29:10Speaker 6: use the word retarded, but I've never met a retarded
- 29:14Speaker 6: individual who was vile. They've always been nice, there's always
- 29:18Speaker 6: been sweet, they've always been kind, and these people are none.
- 29:22Speaker 11: Of those things. And smarter than these people pretty much.
- 29:28Speaker 12: Yeah, that goes without saying yeah, yeah, okay, So I
- 29:36Speaker 12: don't know.
- 29:37Speaker 11: But I don't know what word you use.
- 29:39Speaker 6: I mean that lobotomized.
- 29:42Speaker 2: You know, I'm fond of backbirth myself.
- 29:46Speaker 11: Intous in the cell is not good enough. I mean, yes,
- 29:53Speaker 11: you are the product, you are bearing your extra chromosomes
- 29:58Speaker 11: from the incestuous really relationship that bore you. And that's
- 30:03Speaker 11: still not enough of an insult because they don't understand
- 30:05Speaker 11: what it means.
- 30:08Speaker 6: I I you know, yeah, I just I can't really.
- 30:13Speaker 6: I mean, I love reading all the insults. Don't get
- 30:16Speaker 6: me wrong, I'm just not I can't. I can't insult
- 30:19Speaker 6: them because I know that they'll come back with something
- 30:21Speaker 6: and I'll be like, Okay, that was a good one.
- 30:24Speaker 6: I need to like copy it down. I don't want
- 30:28Speaker 6: to give them like more.
- 30:30Speaker 2: I used the one that I learned today on Ory's thread,
- 30:34Speaker 2: and it was about that guy who was ripping homish
- 30:37Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, he types well for an infant,
- 30:39Speaker 2: doesn't he nice?
- 30:47Speaker 6: No? Oh, But going back, I've really enjoyed that whole
- 30:51Speaker 6: Japan finding out that Middle America is like the pomp
- 30:58Speaker 6: no but intended. But it's like they loved Middle America
- 31:04Speaker 6: and the left could not handle that, did you? I mean,
- 31:07Speaker 6: y'all noticed that, right, the left just did not like
- 31:10Speaker 6: the fact that they liked Middle America. It was it
- 31:15Speaker 6: was very It was elucidating for Japan to see that.
- 31:20Speaker 6: I saw a lot of Japanese accounts commenting on how
- 31:26Speaker 6: liberals really did not like the fact that they liked
- 31:31Speaker 6: barbecue and pick up drugs and and I was like, yeah,
- 31:36Speaker 6: welcome to our world, yep, you know. But one thing
- 31:41Speaker 6: I did notice was that there were a few accounts
- 31:43Speaker 6: that we're talking about how they don't have right wing
- 31:46Speaker 6: media over there. Most of their media tends to lean left,
- 31:51Speaker 6: and I found that to be rather interesting because normally
- 31:55Speaker 6: there's there's bound to be somebody on the right somewhere.
- 31:58Speaker 6: And people were saying, yeah, we don't have anything like Fox,
- 32:00Speaker 6: we don't have anything like you know, Newsmags. We don't
- 32:03Speaker 6: have anything like town Hall. We don't have anything like that,
- 32:08Speaker 6: which is wild.
- 32:10Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, m Now I'm having the.
- 32:15Speaker 6: Ideas, are you know what kind of ideas.
- 32:20Speaker 3: We should figure out? Now that you know we can
- 32:22Speaker 3: basically do like universal translator type stuff, we should figure
- 32:25Speaker 3: out how to start doing some live broadcasting in Japanese.
- 32:30Speaker 10: Yeah, if you were listening last night, I figured out
- 32:32Speaker 10: that I could do with GPT, you can do live
- 32:36Speaker 10: voice translation. Nice. Yeah, I was talking about it because
- 32:43Speaker 10: it's cool because like, yeah, I've talked about it. I'm old,
- 32:45Speaker 10: I have hearing aids. Actually it's just because guns and
- 32:47Speaker 10: rock music my whole life. But still, because it's piped
- 32:51Speaker 10: in via bluetooth, we're i to go to Japan. I
- 32:53Speaker 10: could just hold my phone out and it would translate
- 32:55Speaker 10: for me.
- 32:57Speaker 11: So we need to do like a toxic Japanese a tea,
- 33:13Speaker 11: toxic masculinity.
- 33:15Speaker 10: Wow, I'm still blown away. We talked about it last night.
- 33:23Speaker 11: Lordy, LORDI I wrap out round.
- 33:32Speaker 10: We talked about it last night. I think one of
- 33:33Speaker 10: the most surprising things we found out with this romance
- 33:37Speaker 10: is that they have been told from the left all
- 33:40Speaker 10: around the world to feel shame for Fukushima.
- 33:45Speaker 11: Unreal.
- 33:46Speaker 6: It's incredible that they feel for something like that.
- 33:49Speaker 11: Yeah, No, that's ridiculous.
- 33:55Speaker 6: Because of you know, the this is something that most
- 33:58Speaker 6: people around here may not be aware of. But after Fukushima.
- 34:02Speaker 6: I was living in Germany when that happened, and Germany
- 34:07Speaker 6: took it running and decided we're going to take all
- 34:11Speaker 6: of our nuclear reactors offline because we cannot take the
- 34:16Speaker 6: chance that this might happen here. Keep in mind, there
- 34:18Speaker 6: are no fault lines.
- 34:20Speaker 11: Right, They're sitting on area right, And.
- 34:25Speaker 6: So you had a lot of people alarmed because the
- 34:32Speaker 6: German keep in mind, they only have state media. There
- 34:36Speaker 6: is no right wing media over there either. It's all
- 34:39Speaker 6: state media. And so the state media was constantly telling
- 34:42Speaker 6: them that because of what happening for Kushima, that could
- 34:44Speaker 6: happen there. And so we're going to take them all offline.
- 34:48Speaker 6: And they weren't the first ones. France was the first
- 34:50Speaker 6: one of the European countries to take all of their
- 34:53Speaker 6: nuclear records.
- 34:54Speaker 11: Well, if anybody's going to wave the white flag.
- 34:56Speaker 6: Yeah, there were. They were quick. There were like within
- 34:59Speaker 6: a week, France was already doing it. Germany took about
- 35:03Speaker 6: a month month and a half. But what happened in
- 35:06Speaker 6: Germany was so destructive a lot of people didn't understand.
- 35:09Speaker 6: Germany not only took them offline, they did not upkeep them.
- 35:14Speaker 6: So now you have all of these nuclear reactors that
- 35:18Speaker 6: are basically crumbling and you cannot bring them online. You
- 35:23Speaker 6: have to you have to start from scratch. And they
- 35:26Speaker 6: don't have the money. They don't have the money for this,
- 35:30Speaker 6: so they're caught. And this was something that actually was
- 35:37Speaker 6: facilitated by former PM Gerard Schroeder when he retired. Because
- 35:42Speaker 6: a lot of people don't realize this. He actually won
- 35:45Speaker 6: against Merkel, but he decided to give it to Merkel
- 35:50Speaker 6: and then go work in Russia and he was working
- 35:54Speaker 6: for gas Prom. He was the lead guy for gas Prom. Okay,
- 35:59Speaker 6: he was the one that facilitated all of that to
- 36:02Speaker 6: Germany and now Germany is very dependent on Russian stuff,
- 36:06Speaker 6: and so now the whole issue with the with the
- 36:11Speaker 6: nuclear reactors and everything. They still bring up Kushima over there.
- 36:16Speaker 6: They still bring it up, and I'm like, dude, everybody's
- 36:19Speaker 6: gotten over for Kushima, and you guys keep bringing it
- 36:22Speaker 6: up and try to they really try to shame other
- 36:26Speaker 6: countries that may have nuclear reactors for it. It's it's really,
- 36:32Speaker 6: it's actually kind of scary because they have. In essence,
- 36:38Speaker 6: it's it's a new dark age, it really is when
- 36:41Speaker 6: it comes to their energy, and a lot of people
- 36:44Speaker 6: don't what happens.
- 36:45Speaker 11: You get caught with your reactors down and they don't
- 36:57Speaker 11: have a pillow for that. My friend.
- 37:00Speaker 10: Boo, this man booo.
- 37:05Speaker 6: I'm not gonna boo my boot.
- 37:08Speaker 11: Your boos mean nothing to me, nothing.
- 37:13Speaker 6: Nothing.
- 37:15Speaker 11: I did watch the Oh sitting in my office watching
- 37:21Speaker 11: my retro TV.
- 37:26Speaker 6: It's onm TV now at five cents, I think, right,
- 37:31Speaker 6: it used to be a ninth Central, but they put
- 37:32Speaker 6: they put Golden Girls there and then they moved them down.
- 37:35Speaker 6: And I'm like, I'm okay with that because I get
- 37:37Speaker 6: them both.
- 37:37Speaker 2: Now.
- 37:39Speaker 11: Yes, I see the commercials for Golden Girls, and then
- 37:42Speaker 11: I start thinking they're supposed to be younger than I am. Now, yeah,
- 37:47Speaker 11: they are in a way they're supposed to be like
- 37:53Speaker 11: fifty one is.
- 37:55Speaker 10: Right? In fact, mh, the the ages of the characters
- 38:00Speaker 10: of the Golden Girls were the same ages of the
- 38:03Speaker 10: characters of Sex and the City.
- 38:06Speaker 11: That does not shock me in the least.
- 38:08Speaker 6: No.
- 38:09Speaker 8: Yeah, wow, you know Archie Bunker was forty eight in
- 38:22Speaker 8: the show.
- 38:26Speaker 6: Am I the oldest person here right now?
- 38:28Speaker 2: I don't know, are you? Because I just turned fifty
- 38:31Speaker 2: nine today.
- 38:32Speaker 6: I turned fifty nine in November?
- 38:34Speaker 2: I don't okay, So yeah, you're so you're December jinior
- 38:38Speaker 2: for you're five months older.
- 38:41Speaker 6: You turn fifty nine this year?
- 38:43Speaker 11: Ye in the Fall?
- 38:45Speaker 6: Get out in the Fall. No, I don't believe it.
- 38:49Speaker 10: You're also old.
- 38:50Speaker 6: But you know, every woman, you know, you've spent me included.
- 38:55Speaker 6: You know, I hoped that I could be like Blanche
- 38:58Speaker 6: but in truth umbrous and you know I've with with
- 39:03Speaker 6: my age. I have turned into authority and now I'm
- 39:05Speaker 6: hoping next year.
- 39:10Speaker 3: Hey, hey, everybody talks about Rose but never killed a
- 39:16Speaker 3: guy having sex.
- 39:17Speaker 2: So that.
- 39:24Speaker 6: You know, the girls that come visit me Velvet and
- 39:28Speaker 6: Jail's Mallet and Alaskan Courtney. They all come and we
- 39:32Speaker 6: we tease each other. We're the Golden Girls. I we
- 39:36Speaker 6: one of them bought us Funko dolls. Guess which one
- 39:39Speaker 6: I got? I got Rose Nice, And I'm like, I
- 39:46Speaker 6: don't know how I feel.
- 39:49Speaker 13: So, you know, I was like, I'd rather be so Fia,
- 39:58Speaker 13: not giving a ship about anything.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Gilligan's Island. Everybody talks about Ginger Marianne. It's like, no,
- 40:03Speaker 2: I'm gonna pay miss House.
- 40:04Speaker 6: We'll call. Yeah, there's a lot of guys that are
- 40:08Speaker 6: now entering the stage where like, you know, she was
- 40:10Speaker 6: a solid choice.
- 40:13Speaker 10: You know, she knew things the things she knew because
- 40:20Speaker 10: you know, Thurston was into the freak.
- 40:24Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, I loved Lovey.
- 40:29Speaker 6: Lovey was just so she was adorable and she had
- 40:32Speaker 6: the best you know, you know, just.
- 40:36Speaker 2: She just had like the she had the perfect vibe
- 40:40Speaker 2: for that island. It's like, I'm going to deal with it.
- 40:45Speaker 11: A massive wardrobe that fit every circumstance exactly.
- 40:50Speaker 6: So did Ginger. Ginger brought her entire wardrobe too, And
- 40:55Speaker 6: I'm like, no, wonder that damn ship almost name.
- 40:59Speaker 2: You know the professor, you know, he's so smart, he
- 41:02Speaker 2: can build a light detector at a coconuts. But he
- 41:04Speaker 2: can't build a fucking raft, you know.
- 41:07Speaker 6: Yeah, especially with the ship being they say, just makes
- 41:12Speaker 6: some thatch to patch the holes in the boat, and.
- 41:15Speaker 10: Yeah, that's seriously. I mean, didn't they literally have tar
- 41:20Speaker 10: pits on the island? I recall that?
- 41:22Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, so like.
- 41:24Speaker 11: And and didn't they make some glue at one time
- 41:27Speaker 11: for something else?
- 41:29Speaker 10: Is this like lost chech with from the Age of Sail?
- 41:36Speaker 10: That was funny if you had a battle check.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Oh, just just for the record, the maximum sailing speed
- 41:43Speaker 3: of that ship was twelve knots, so they were only
- 41:46Speaker 3: about maximum of sixty to eighty miles away from where
- 41:49Speaker 3: they started.
- 41:50Speaker 11: So the entire islands that they test bomb out there.
- 41:56Speaker 3: Yeah, the entire premise of that shows a lie.
- 42:01Speaker 11: Oh god, everybody knows you can't listen to the radio
- 42:06Speaker 11: by pedalinga stationary bike. Duh.
- 42:12Speaker 6: Okay, I'm i'm i'm hmm. I think we just yeah,
- 42:17Speaker 6: that's true. It is right. It only ran for three seasons,
- 42:20Speaker 6: but it spawned like four films after that for TV Amazing,
- 42:25Speaker 6: which were actually kinda and one of them had the
- 42:27Speaker 6: Harlem Globe.
- 42:28Speaker 2: Trust, yes, I have that I have that on my computer.
- 42:31Speaker 6: Yes, Metal Arc Lemon was my favorite. My dad's favorite
- 42:37Speaker 6: was Curly and I remember watching that movie and my
- 42:40Speaker 6: dad and I would fight over that and my sisters
- 42:42Speaker 6: would be looking at me like, what the hell are
- 42:44Speaker 6: you talking about? Like the Metal Art Lemon.
- 42:48Speaker 11: They never understood, dumb sisters.
- 42:52Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was back. That was back when they
- 42:54Speaker 3: did like thirty some episodes of season because literally the
- 42:57Speaker 3: only time there was never anything on was in the summer.
- 42:59Speaker 3: So that was back when like TV was TV and
- 43:01Speaker 3: it was actually like.
- 43:03Speaker 2: The summer hiatus.
- 43:05Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of the things that I can And
- 43:09Speaker 3: we went outside, Yeah, oh god, yes, we.
- 43:14Speaker 6: Went outside, knocking on TV.
- 43:16Speaker 11: Go outside, raised on hose, water and neglect.
- 43:23Speaker 6: I saw the funniest meme. Kid says, I'm bored. Mom says, look,
- 43:28Speaker 6: my parents didn't know where I was between nineteen eighty
- 43:31Speaker 6: three and nineteen eighty eight, so go outside.
- 43:34Speaker 11: Yeah, that's pretty much.
- 43:36Speaker 3: However, that that's how it was for us. I just
- 43:38Speaker 3: want to I just want to know how much money
- 43:40Speaker 3: G's parents had that they hired Hose to bring him
- 43:43Speaker 3: his water nod.
- 43:50Speaker 11: Well, you see, we were in Miami, so we had
- 43:53Speaker 11: Jose and hose b.
- 43:56Speaker 6: N.
- 43:58Speaker 2: Oh my god, an entire broadcast of bad puns.
- 44:06Speaker 12: I love it, yes at times, Oh.
- 44:18Speaker 11: Yes, I know it's bad.
- 44:23Speaker 3: Well. To be fair, I haven't upgraded to Grandpa jokes now,
- 44:26Speaker 3: so they're even worse than dad jokes.
- 44:30Speaker 6: I need I need to update to Grandma jokes.
- 44:33Speaker 3: So yeah, oh hey, now we can start playing Grandma
- 44:38Speaker 3: got run over by reindeer for Aggie for Christmas.
- 44:46Speaker 10: I need to upgrade to Yeah, you kind of look
- 44:48Speaker 10: like me? Who is your mom jokes?
- 44:51Speaker 11: Oh?
- 44:52Speaker 6: Nice?
- 44:52Speaker 3: Hey, we are we already we already know that you've
- 44:55Speaker 3: pro created at least once.
- 44:57Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 45:03Speaker 3: Remember with the kid with the tik tag joke, there's
- 45:05Speaker 3: no way it's not your kid.
- 45:06Speaker 9: Bro.
- 45:12Speaker 11: A night at the Circle K produced a special.
- 45:14Speaker 3: K game.
- 45:24Speaker 11: Me homie, it's true.
- 45:31Speaker 6: Though, Oh again it's my My daughter sent me a
- 45:38Speaker 6: picture of my grandchild next to a picture of y'all.
- 45:43Speaker 6: Remember Mega mind his minion, you know, with the little
- 45:50Speaker 6: smirk on his face, And I'm like, oh my gosh,
- 45:52Speaker 6: it's the same smirk. So now we call her minion
- 45:55Speaker 6: ith stuck. And my daughter's like, okay, I and I
- 45:59Speaker 6: first I thought I felt kind of bad until I
- 46:02Speaker 6: realized that we named her nickname was rat growing up
- 46:06Speaker 6: because she was such a back rat.
- 46:09Speaker 13: Then she would steal things from my kitchen and put
- 46:11Speaker 13: it under her pillow.
- 46:14Speaker 6: I found a pot lid it wouldn't spoon, my kitchen
- 46:19Speaker 6: timer and an oven mitt one day under her pillow,
- 46:22Speaker 6: and I was like, you're such a little pack rat.
- 46:24Speaker 6: And it just stuck after that. So I didn't feel
- 46:27Speaker 6: bad calling my grandchild minion. I just think it's she's
- 46:31Speaker 6: got to live up to that name.
- 46:33Speaker 2: Now, Rick, do you think this show is going to
- 46:36Speaker 2: be big in Vietnam? Too?
- 46:41Speaker 3: Toxic Masculinity brought to you by Bobby Bob Beer, Best
- 46:44Speaker 3: Beer in Vietnam.
- 46:46Speaker 2: You drink you like, only beer in Vietnam.
- 46:54Speaker 11: Best Beer in DMZ.
- 47:04Speaker 3: Gives you all the flavor.
- 47:11Speaker 11: Wow, I don't know. I think this episode should just
- 47:16Speaker 11: be burned when we're done.
- 47:19Speaker 10: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
- 47:24Speaker 2: These These are the kind of episodes that you know,
- 47:27Speaker 2: you go back and look at and say, yeah, they
- 47:30Speaker 2: were a lot better than the ones we're doing.
- 47:31Speaker 6: Now.
- 47:34Speaker 3: What I'll really happened is a few years from now,
- 47:36Speaker 3: well I'll be going back through the archives and be like,
- 47:38Speaker 3: you know, the worst part about this We were all
- 47:40Speaker 3: sober for this ship except for Holmish.
- 47:44Speaker 11: Yeah, Like, what the funk were we thinking?
- 47:47Speaker 2: We'll see?
- 47:48Speaker 10: See Wait, you guys are sober.
- 47:50Speaker 6: I'm not. I've been drinking my lucky lime nice.
- 47:55Speaker 9: See.
- 47:56Speaker 2: The thing is is not to overdo it. Maintain that pace,
- 48:00Speaker 2: walk that line, maintain that buzz, and you can you
- 48:04Speaker 2: can keep it going all day long. Ask me how
- 48:07Speaker 2: I know.
- 48:08Speaker 10: Oh, I can't drink all day if you don't start
- 48:10Speaker 10: in the morning.
- 48:14Speaker 3: It's five o'clock somewhere. Damn't it just because it's five am.
- 48:17Speaker 3: Don't mean shit, believe it or not. My granddad actually
- 48:21Speaker 3: said it to me once.
- 48:24Speaker 10: You know something my grandfather used to was used to
- 48:27Speaker 10: drink that I've been hesitant to try. But now that
- 48:30Speaker 10: I'm older, I think you know what that kind of
- 48:31Speaker 10: sounds good?
- 48:33Speaker 2: My lord?
- 48:37Speaker 10: Buttermilk with bourbon and black pepper?
- 48:40Speaker 2: What?
- 48:41Speaker 10: What buttermilk with bourbon and black pepper?
- 48:46Speaker 6: Now, how when was he born?
- 48:52Speaker 10: Hang on, let me do the math.
- 48:55Speaker 11: Well you're mathing. My grandfather just drank Chevis regal.
- 49:01Speaker 10: He had to be born around a one.
- 49:07Speaker 6: Okay that tracks because.
- 49:10Speaker 2: Yeah, because my grandfather was born in eight.
- 49:13Speaker 11: Was he a forty nine er.
- 49:15Speaker 6: My grandfather used to drink buttermilk and bourbon, and my
- 49:22Speaker 6: husband's grandfather drank buttermilk with bourbon.
- 49:27Speaker 2: That's kind of weak, Okay, So I just get like
- 49:30Speaker 2: a thing of cottage cheese and poor bourbon in it
- 49:33Speaker 2: or something I don't know.
- 49:36Speaker 11: Well I've ever come is I wet some raisin brand
- 49:39Speaker 11: with some scotch once it takes to breakfast.
- 49:41Speaker 6: But that would I mean if you don't. Okay, nobody
- 49:45Speaker 6: here reads Harlequin romance. I get that. But back in
- 49:48Speaker 6: the fifties and sixties when they used to write them,
- 49:50Speaker 6: like every week or whatever, there was usually one of
- 49:53Speaker 6: the remedies for going to sleep was hot milk with bourbon.
- 49:58Speaker 6: So this is something that goes back quite a ways.
- 50:02Speaker 11: I guess, Yeah.
- 50:04Speaker 2: Don't talk to me about harm Quinn romances. My mother
- 50:07Speaker 2: used to send me to the bookstore with a list.
- 50:14Speaker 6: I can either confirm nor than I that I still
- 50:19Speaker 6: do it.
- 50:19Speaker 2: At go get me the new Barbara Cartland.
- 50:23Speaker 6: Oh she was the queen. I will die on that hill.
- 50:26Speaker 6: That woman was the queen.
- 50:30Speaker 3: And don't let him lie to you. He was all
- 50:32Speaker 3: checking things out behind the store the book home.
- 50:37Speaker 10: So I think we all need to bring back the
- 50:39Speaker 10: buttermilk and bourbon thing.
- 50:43Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna skip, but I.
- 50:44Speaker 10: Mean, yeah, no, I think you all won't even try.
- 50:48Speaker 10: Bloody Molly's so.
- 50:51Speaker 11: Done that.
- 50:55Speaker 10: I'm betting Aggie still hasn't.
- 50:58Speaker 6: I have not. But you know what, now, I am
- 51:00Speaker 6: very curious about the whole bourbon and buttermilk thing, so
- 51:04Speaker 6: I'm gonna do some research about that.
- 51:07Speaker 2: I bet I bet Mag's never even had a cement mixer.
- 51:11Speaker 6: No, I've operated one, though.
- 51:15Speaker 2: Hey, you poor, you poor You pour a shotglass half
- 51:22Speaker 2: full of Bailey's and then you top it with lime juice.
- 51:25Speaker 6: Hmmm.
- 51:27Speaker 10: Oh no, no, no, it's a twenty first birthday shot.
- 51:33Speaker 10: I've poured so many of those in Vegas. You have
- 51:35Speaker 10: n't do the shot and then swishing around in their mouth.
- 51:38Speaker 10: After about four or five passes, it becomes curdled, it.
- 51:44Speaker 2: Becomes death incarnate, basically.
- 51:47Speaker 11: I can. I can skip that too.
- 51:51Speaker 6: Oh Jesus, that's kind of funny.
- 51:56Speaker 9: Wow, you know you could just have bourbon with.
- 51:59Speaker 10: Your Yeah, hey, Andrew.
- 52:06Speaker 11: Just sneak on in, you.
- 52:07Speaker 14: Know, well, I didn't want to ad you to think
- 52:11Speaker 14: she was the old person of the show. Oh, my
- 52:18Speaker 14: favorite latinks.
- 52:20Speaker 6: Oh stuff, latins, I'm gonna cut somebody today.
- 52:29Speaker 10: Now, I'm not the asshole for the thing in the
- 52:31Speaker 10: green room before we went on.
- 52:33Speaker 11: Well, there you go. I missed that obviously, But there
- 52:37Speaker 11: you go.
- 52:39Speaker 3: I must have missed it too. I don't know what
- 52:41Speaker 3: he's talking about.
- 52:42Speaker 9: So Peter Dinkluse did it.
- 52:47Speaker 11: So it was a short story.
- 52:49Speaker 9: Yeah we.
- 52:59Speaker 3: Mhm.
- 53:02Speaker 10: So Andrew, you're old enough. We've been talking about bourbon
- 53:04Speaker 10: and buttermilk. That had to be a thing when you
- 53:06Speaker 10: were like eight twenty one. Right, Wow, he wants to
- 53:15Speaker 10: play the fossil. I'm I'm digging him up.
- 53:18Speaker 2: Well, yeah, this is this was back before Hawaii and
- 53:24Speaker 2: Alaska were states.
- 53:25Speaker 11: I think I was born at an early age.
- 53:31Speaker 6: I was born the son of a sharecropper.
- 53:33Speaker 11: Why don't you just go there, poor black sharecropper.
- 53:38Speaker 10: I was born a coal miner's.
- 53:39Speaker 3: Daughter playing a lot.
- 53:46Speaker 14: That was the guy standing next to Adam when God
- 53:48Speaker 14: said here, Uh yeah, I've heard of that.
- 53:58Speaker 3: No, here's Andrew's Truebex the worry. He's the guy who
- 54:01Speaker 3: ran off with a little so that Adam could marry Eve.
- 54:04Speaker 3: That's what happened.
- 54:09Speaker 14: Look there. Graphic tacos all right, it was just going
- 54:14Speaker 14: out for tacos.
- 54:17Speaker 3: Uh huh and then never came back.
- 54:24Speaker 9: You know, it took me a while.
- 54:33Speaker 3: Fun times, fun times. Yeah.
- 54:35Speaker 9: No, I've heard a little bourbon in buttermilk.
- 54:41Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna get a pint
- 54:43Speaker 10: of buttermilk. I mean, if anything, if I don't like it,
- 54:45Speaker 10: I'll just make some ranch dressing out of it. Bourbon ranch.
- 54:49Speaker 6: You can make actually biscuits, Yeah, you can make biscuits,
- 54:56Speaker 6: but the chicken, chicken syrups, chicken tanne loins or whatever.
- 55:04Speaker 6: I use the buttermilk as the binder, and you know,
- 55:08Speaker 6: and it holds the flour a lot better than just
- 55:11Speaker 6: egg and milk.
- 55:13Speaker 11: Or do or you could make some chicken and bourbon waffles.
- 55:20Speaker 6: Yeah, do not even joke.
- 55:22Speaker 11: Fuck, yeah, I said it.
- 55:25Speaker 14: You use the buttermilk the coat and set your brine.
- 55:30Speaker 14: You basically your chicken and frying with it. And you
- 55:34Speaker 14: can also use it to make the waffle.
- 55:36Speaker 2: And you can also use it to make ranch to
- 55:39Speaker 2: pour over the chicken.
- 55:43Speaker 9: Right, you don't have no left over buttermilk?
- 55:49Speaker 10: No, but the the such a versatile fat delivery system.
- 55:53Speaker 11: It really is.
- 55:56Speaker 9: And if you really want to be you have or
- 55:58Speaker 9: you make you butter.
- 56:02Speaker 3: That sounds like the euphemism churning away.
- 56:09Speaker 10: Give me a minute, I have.
- 56:15Speaker 11: I think he's turning Japanese.
- 56:18Speaker 2: I don't really think so.
- 56:24Speaker 11: And by the way, if you didn't know, the band
- 56:28Speaker 11: Asia is including a new version of Turning Japanese on
- 56:33Speaker 11: their next.
- 56:34Speaker 6: Album, Are you serious?
- 56:36Speaker 11: Yes, well, you know the keyboard player in Asia is
- 56:39Speaker 11: one of the founders of Buggles. So yes, yeah, it
- 56:43Speaker 11: was it Jeff Downs. I think it is.
- 56:46Speaker 10: Jeff Yeah, that sounds right.
- 56:49Speaker 2: It's not Asia though, because John went.
- 56:52Speaker 11: Instead John Well, okay, but but there's still.
- 56:58Speaker 6: Carl what's his name? Is still there? Right?
- 57:01Speaker 2: Palmer?
- 57:03Speaker 6: The yeah? Is he still there?
- 57:06Speaker 11: U don't know, it's Steve.
- 57:10Speaker 6: I thought it was Steve Downs, not just.
- 57:13Speaker 11: I don't know.
- 57:19Speaker 2: Now everyone's seriously googling Asia.
- 57:21Speaker 10: Jeff generally bands named after a place suck, so Jeff Down.
- 57:30Speaker 11: He was the guy in the Buggles video with the
- 57:32Speaker 11: big bug eye glasses on.
- 57:34Speaker 6: I'm sorry Steve Howe. Steve Howe, Yeah, Jeff Downs with keyboards,
- 57:41Speaker 6: and Karl Palmer was the drummer. Yes, and I know
- 57:45Speaker 6: then John Whdden used to be from King Crimson and
- 57:48Speaker 6: he passed away. I remember when they came back, they
- 57:54Speaker 6: stopped the whole a issue with their you know how
- 57:59Speaker 6: they used to all of their albums started with the
- 58:01Speaker 6: letter eight and John Wenton left for a time, and
- 58:07Speaker 6: then somebody came in and that was Aqua I think.
- 58:12Speaker 6: And then John Wentton came back and they did Phoenix,
- 58:18Speaker 6: which was more of a protest type of A lot
- 58:23Speaker 6: of the songs were more protest songs in that album.
- 58:26Speaker 6: And then he passed away, and I thought that they
- 58:30Speaker 6: had retired, but I guess they're coming back.
- 58:33Speaker 11: I guess. So they said a new album.
- 58:36Speaker 9: They've got three albums out since Phoenix.
- 58:40Speaker 11: Interesting, but yeah, a new version of Buggles music.
- 58:50Speaker 6: Huh.
- 58:51Speaker 11: Yeah. Anyway, just a fun Yeah, it's not supposed to
- 59:00Speaker 11: be a conversation topic.
- 59:02Speaker 6: Well, it was my favorite.
- 59:06Speaker 2: Asia was a formative band in in our youth. Yeah,
- 59:10Speaker 2: those of us were.
- 59:11Speaker 6: Like, I literally have all of their CDs.
- 59:15Speaker 11: Technically classified as a supergroup, so you know, they met
- 59:19Speaker 11: the qualifications.
- 59:22Speaker 2: And the first album was a banner.
- 59:26Speaker 6: Band, and I met some of the B sides were
- 59:32Speaker 6: were still awesome. I think right Easy is my favorite
- 59:36Speaker 6: B side of all time from from There, from there
- 59:41Speaker 6: from that band, But yes he did.
- 59:54Speaker 11: Oh I guess what kids?
- 59:57Speaker 6: Is it time?
- 59:59Speaker 11: It's actually top of the hour. We didn't even get
- 1:00:02Speaker 11: to stop early and tell everybody where they could find
- 1:00:05Speaker 11: everybody where the hell did Rick go again?
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: I'm still here?
- 1:00:09Speaker 11: Oh okay, I mean, you know, usually you cut us
- 1:00:13Speaker 11: off and tell us, you know, like dad, that we
- 1:00:15Speaker 11: have to go.
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: And well that's because normally there's a show that I
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: don't control the clock on. I'm coming on after us,
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: But everything tonight I'll have control of. So I don't
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: really care.
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: Oh well, we can do them then, So we can.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: We can go ahead and do the customary outro.
- 1:00:34Speaker 11: Then we can't.
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: We can and start with gus normal time slots.
- 1:00:39Speaker 11: Well, I mean, you can find me here on Wednesday
- 1:00:42Speaker 11: nights in this time slot, as Rick just mentioned, and
- 1:00:44Speaker 11: you can find me over on X. I guess we'll
- 1:00:48Speaker 11: call it X since that's the official thing. But it's
- 1:00:51Speaker 11: Twitter and it is TCC underscore grouchy, and that is
- 1:00:57Speaker 11: my only social on any platform. Uh, find it or don't,
- 1:01:03Speaker 11: The choice is yours.
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: There's a reason we call him their curmudgeon, folks. He's
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: rather anti socially.
- 1:01:08Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't really care.
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: He has one one and birthday boy, where can folks
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: find you?
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: Well, you can find me. Let's see after today you
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: can find me Friday night. On the Curse of Stephan Arrons,
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: The Dungeons and Dragons Interactive Podcast with Ordy, Jeff Delaney,
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: Janie Mack and uh so, what's his name? Rick's boy?
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: I keep forgetting his name. No excuse Jeff's boy. Yeah,
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: Rich don't have no boys several Oh yeah, that's right.
- 1:01:48Speaker 9: There, I'm I'm hammered.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Hammer.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: No no, no, no no. This is the Alzheimer's kicking in.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: French toast say.
- 1:02:00Speaker 10: You know, he'll just be driving around town with that
- 1:02:03Speaker 10: one blinker going.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: See every Sunday evening at six pm with already Jeff,
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: Jane was and myself on the Evincent Charles Project and.
- 1:02:22Speaker 9: Other than takes over.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Right, he's gonna have I'll shake his tiny little ass
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: he got he has enough. I can't have this ship.
- 1:02:32Speaker 10: We will be we will be dwarf tossing.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: Exactly what's gonna be my crime?
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: So, speaking of the speaking of the Curse of snob
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: Olypicus as I call it, because you know that somebody
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: got that stuck in my head. I think it was Vincent. Actually,
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: if this remains a thing, you guys should start doing it.
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: Choose your own adventure style and start recording two or
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: three different options and let the chet choose what happens next.
- 1:02:57Speaker 10: That would be incredibly difficult, I know, on but incredibly difficult.
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: It would be a pain in the ass, and it
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: would probably only be something that would be done once.
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: But it would be really really fun, even if it
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: was just for one of the episodes. But that's that's
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: just when he when he said interactive, I was like, Oh,
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: they really could do it interactively, but yeah, that would
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: be kind of a pain. All right. So Amish, I
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: know you're hanging out with me because we're going to
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: do things in a little bit different order tonight. But
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: where can folks find you other than like two minutes
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: from now?
- 1:03:28Speaker 11: Lord, let me get it.
- 1:03:29Speaker 10: You can find me two minutes from now on Rick
- 1:03:31Speaker 10: and already you can find me on Twitter as Ordnance Packard.
- 1:03:36Speaker 10: Surprisingly still let's see this Friday night. You can find
- 1:03:40Speaker 10: me on the Curse of Stepanaros with Vincent and Jeff
- 1:03:42Speaker 10: and Duaney and Jannie Mack and ep as we do
- 1:03:46Speaker 10: our D and D thing. Saturday, we'll be recording a
- 1:03:49Speaker 10: future episode on that and Sunday you can find me
- 1:03:52Speaker 10: on the Vincent Charles Project, where we will be doing
- 1:03:55Speaker 10: what movie Vincent.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: Robot jocks and yeah, giant robot movies.
- 1:04:06Speaker 10: That's about it?
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: Is that the movie where the robots keep yelling, get
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: off my jocks?
- 1:04:12Speaker 10: Yes, yes, not one.
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: I the kidd one more bad jokes. Woo that man,
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: get one more really bad joke. It just to make
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: Vincent roll his eyes behind the scenes.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: If I did you grow rotten fruit through the microphone,
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: I would be doing it right now.
- 1:04:31Speaker 11: Vincent's eyes rolled any harder, there'd be coins coming out
- 1:04:34Speaker 11: of his mouth right now.
- 1:04:36Speaker 10: We could power a small city in North Korea.
- 1:04:40Speaker 11: I thought we did that with the podcast anyway.
- 1:04:44Speaker 10: No, that's Vietnam.
- 1:04:45Speaker 11: Oh oh sorry, it'd.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: Be the only city in North and North Korea with that.
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: That all right. As far as for me, I'll be
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: hanging out with Amis in just a minute. You can
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: find me doing this one.
- 1:04:58Speaker 11: You forgot somebody I.
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: Did not because I was going to do her last
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: sir and everything else. Check the schedule, Aggie.
- 1:05:08Speaker 11: Most people you.
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: Know well you know you said it.
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: Love me.
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: Where can folks, find you because I was trying to
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: save the best for a last but she was being
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: a dick.
- 1:05:18Speaker 11: Oh as usual.
- 1:05:23Speaker 6: Well, you can find me at Aggie the bar Babe
- 1:05:26Speaker 6: over on x You can find me a thirty pm
- 1:05:29Speaker 6: Eastern Tuesday nights suing the Cocktail, imn J thirty pm
- 1:05:32Speaker 6: Eastern Friday nights doing he said, she said, with you
- 1:05:35Speaker 6: Rick and first Monday every month except we had to
- 1:05:40Speaker 6: punt up for this coming Monday. You can find me
- 1:05:42Speaker 6: with Jeff doing spirited books. Also at a thirty pm
- 1:05:46Speaker 6: Eastern and second Wednesday. I'm always here with the guys
- 1:05:50Speaker 6: sharing booze at Toxic Masculinity at eight pm.
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: That was very punny, Thank you the whole. All right,
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: all right, folks, we are going to get out of here.
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: Hang out for Rick and Ord. You had a special
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: time come up coming up next because behind them to
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: me lines is off tonight, so we've had to shift
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: some scheduling around. But we will be back in a month,
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: and Austin and I will be back in about two
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: or three minutes. So hang tight and we will see
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: you on the other side of the break.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: Oh, hostel is on. You don't get any on, Yeah.
- 1:06:27Speaker 11: That's it.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: So you assholes, no hailing of the hydro and we've
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: had this discussion.
- 1:06:49Speaker 11: Twenty five lighters on my dress on yes, sir.
- 1:06:53Speaker 13: You know.
- 1:07:01Speaker 11: What?
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: Who is the FAM