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Beard Laws Episode 04 - Two Beards One Record Debut · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Beard Law number four. The number four is the number
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  Speaker 1: of stability order completion of justice and symbolizes building a
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  Speaker 1: strong foundation. The Pathagoians believe the number four was a
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  Speaker 1: perfect number. Pathagoians also had great Beard's coincidence, I think not.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for tuning in.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: You must like what you've heard because you're back. This
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  Speaker 1: is Beard Laws Podcast Episode four. I'm excited. I'm always excited,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm excited for this episode. Have a couple of
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  Speaker 1: cool things, some of the same stuff that hopefully you
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  Speaker 1: guys like a little bit of new stuff, hopefully you
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  Speaker 1: will like. Going to discuss the bass Masters event that
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  Speaker 1: was held in Waddington, New York that I attended. Going
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  Speaker 1: to discuss the Falls Festival twenty nineteen cornhole tournament that
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  Speaker 1: was ran and sponsored partially by Beard Laws. Hopefully going
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  Speaker 1: to set up an interview with the Bearded Villain member
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  Speaker 1: that was at the World meet up out in La
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  Speaker 1: Sports with Logan coming up. Hopefully we have the first
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  Speaker 1: segment of two Beards One Record with my fellow two
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  Speaker 1: Beards one Record dude Greg. Going to also talk very
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  Speaker 1: briefly about a new couple new endeavors that we have
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  Speaker 1: going on, some of them on beard laws dot com
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  Speaker 1: and the other one is twitch Official. Beard Laws is
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  Speaker 1: now on Twitch. Let's get right into the episode. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. You've ever just been sitting there thinking, man,
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  Speaker 1: I could go for a nice cold beer. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: located in Morley, New York, serving the North Country's best
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  Speaker 1: is always cold. Stop in or check them out on
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  Speaker 1: Sharsbarmarley dot com or on Facebook. Waddington, New York recently
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  Speaker 1: held the bass Masters Elite Series, the twenty nineteen Berkeley
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  Speaker 1: bass Master Elite Series at the Saint Lawrence River, presented
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  Speaker 1: by Black Velvet Best Masters in an elite series obviously
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  Speaker 1: for bass fishing, where competitors go out they qualify for
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  Speaker 1: the series, you know, through many opens and events and
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  Speaker 1: they need points. They need to qualify. Even guys that
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  Speaker 1: have been in it for a little bit still need
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  Speaker 1: to qualify. It's a pretty serious thing. The winner of
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  Speaker 1: the event at Wattington, which ran from August fifteenth to
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  Speaker 1: the eighteenth, was I believe one hundred thousand dollars, so
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  Speaker 1: it's a pretty serious event. The event itself usually is
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  Speaker 1: great for the community. Waddington is a very small town.
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  Speaker 1: It's only located, you know, a little ways from me.
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  Speaker 1: I went to school in a small town similar to Wattington,
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  Speaker 1: actually a little bit smaller. So to get such a
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  Speaker 1: major event into the area, such a big thing, you
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  Speaker 1: get a handful of vendors. I mean, they had every
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  Speaker 1: food truck in the county. Half of them I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know had food trucks. You get vendors, you know,
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  Speaker 1: anything from selling your CPD oils to phishing lures to
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  Speaker 1: you know, blankets and hand printed signs and stun guns
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  Speaker 1: and knives. There was a whole bunch of knives and
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  Speaker 1: stunt guns that seemed like a terrible idea. And oddly enough,
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot of people that were visiting the
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  Speaker 1: troopers and shaking their hands and looking for free shit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't if they were given away stickers or I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what they were doing. Maybe they were giving
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  Speaker 1: away stun guns too, but there there was an odd
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  Speaker 1: amount of people that were doing that. There was a
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  Speaker 1: handful of vendors. You know, some people that I know fairly. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're a vendor there provided some alcohol. It was a
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  Speaker 1: local bar. Howies giving you guys a shout out. They
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  Speaker 1: did a great job, very prepared. Beer was cold, real cold.
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  Speaker 1: Staff was friendly. Even through you know, everything that's been there,
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  Speaker 1: this event has been how that Waddington. I believe this
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  Speaker 1: was the fifth year, and I have to admit I've
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  Speaker 1: been to one each year and this seemed to be
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  Speaker 1: the most quiet year of the event. Music. This is
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  Speaker 1: no offense to the people that performing. The people that
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  Speaker 1: perform sounded great, The stage was great. The sound was
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  Speaker 1: a little quiet, but not too terrible. But the names
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  Speaker 1: that they brought in were any caliber of the names
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  Speaker 1: that have been in the past. Rumor has it you
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  Speaker 1: know they were spending about thirty thousand dollars, which entails
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  Speaker 1: you know, a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday night with fireworks,
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  Speaker 1: a whole everything. And I heard the budget was around
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  Speaker 1: the seven to eight thousand marks. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: these numbers are true, but that's that's a significant amount
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  Speaker 1: of money that they did not put into entertainment. And
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  Speaker 1: if you're not going to bring big names in and
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  Speaker 1: entertain the people, it makes sense that it was a
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  Speaker 1: very quiet crowd. The weather wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't make it through all of the Sunday event.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go early, but the way in was great.
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  Speaker 1: I mean there was a good crowd for that and
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  Speaker 1: it had a pretty crazy ending. There was a guy,
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  Speaker 1: Chris Johnson of Peterborough, Canada, was leading through the whole event.
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  Speaker 1: The guy's Canadian grew up fishing, you know around this area,
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  Speaker 1: knew the river very well, just had a great first
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  Speaker 1: three days. Was the hands down favorite to win. And
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  Speaker 1: the guy in tenth place, which was like Meeka Frasier,
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  Speaker 1: I think he was from Georgia. It was tenth place.
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  Speaker 1: So after on Saturday, after it it ends, there's going
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  Speaker 1: into Saturday. After Friday, there's thirty five fishermen. They'll do
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  Speaker 1: the way in and then Saturday they keep the top
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  Speaker 1: ten most weight that is caught per fish. This guy
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  Speaker 1: was in tenth place said, you know, what do you
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  Speaker 1: say something like I knew that I had a chance
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  Speaker 1: as long as the other guys didn't to have big days,
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  Speaker 1: which I mean, sure, that's pretty it's the truth. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you know, if the other fisherman suck, I got
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  Speaker 1: a chance. But this guy just had a monster day.
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  Speaker 1: Was something like twenty five pounds nine ounces I think
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  Speaker 1: is something like that he brought in on the final day.
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  Speaker 1: Most guys were averaging around nineteen twenty pounds. Just a
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  Speaker 1: crazy day, came from behind and beat the Canadian, the
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  Speaker 1: Canadian guy, Chris. He was pretty let down. I think
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  Speaker 1: the crowd was let down, being so close to Canada,
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  Speaker 1: being a younger guy on the tour. Everybody was kind
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  Speaker 1: of let down. There was even some booze I think
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  Speaker 1: in the crowd. I was. I recorded some audio from
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  Speaker 1: my phone. I don't know the quality. Let's roll a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of the clip from what I had on
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  Speaker 1: my phone, just of the final weigh in. Hopefully this
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  Speaker 1: is cool bass masters. If not, guys, then just skip
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  Speaker 1: through this and don't tell me. All right, like I
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  Speaker 1: said here, let me play its off my phone.
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  Speaker 2: Boom chuck, Look at.
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  Speaker 3: Giant fish. This is not a done deal though with
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  Speaker 3: the deal market. This is a very close finish. Let's
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  Speaker 3: get side by side, guys, two incredible young.
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  Speaker 1: Stars in our sport right now, both nervous as hell.
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  Speaker 1: You could tell that the Canadian dude is a little
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  Speaker 1: nervous right there. You could see it.
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  Speaker 3: House house, and Mike Joba comes from ten place to
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  Speaker 3: the top of the leader board.
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  Speaker 1: Watching a guy just lose out on one hundred thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars by not a lot, by just a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more of a fish is pretty tough to watch. But
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  Speaker 1: like I said, the reaction of the crowd, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there were some people clapping. There was just a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people who just kind of were jaw dropped. Everybody thought,
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  Speaker 1: I bet you everybody, even in the competition, thought that
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  Speaker 1: he was going to run away with that didn't. So
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  Speaker 1: congratulations to Micah, the dude from Georgia. He was he
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  Speaker 1: was pretty heartfelt, obviously meant a lot to him. He
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  Speaker 1: was getting choked up reading a couple articles. Apparently he's
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  Speaker 1: just one of those nice Southern, quiet, well spoken guys
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  Speaker 1: you know that puts his time in and UH had
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  Speaker 1: some decent finishes I think, some thirds in some events,
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  Speaker 1: some seconds. I mean, the guy's been grinding and finally
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  Speaker 1: got his UH got his break up here in Wadington,
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  Speaker 1: New York, a place that many fishermen are putting on
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  Speaker 1: the radar. I believe somebody mentioned. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it's just bullshit or not that Waddington has been or
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  Speaker 1: not Waddington, but Saint Lawrence River has been deemed the
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  Speaker 1: small mouth, like the top rated small mouth in the
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  Speaker 1: nation for fishing, been getting fished a lot. Hopefully it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't get overfished. I'm not a huge bass fisherman, so
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  Speaker 1: it's not gonna break my heart. But I think it's good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, these small places are getting put on the map.
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  Speaker 1: People are driving from all over to fish and spending
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  Speaker 1: money up here. I think it's good for the economy.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, this organization, they have to do their homework,
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  Speaker 1: the bass masters to know that. You know, they they
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  Speaker 1: can't overfish it. But we'll see. And I think too
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  Speaker 1: from talking to some people, I had the pleasure of
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  Speaker 1: speaking with a mother and a father of a son
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  Speaker 1: who was in the event in the in the tour,
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  Speaker 1: they travel all over the place. The father was actually
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  Speaker 1: a fishing or is a fishing charterman, and you know
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  Speaker 1: the son.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 1: She said, both of her sons are just avid fishermen. Naturally,
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  Speaker 1: they're from like central New York area, fished on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of lakes, grew up fishing, decided I want to
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  Speaker 1: make a run for it and they're doing it. I
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  Speaker 1: mean he's on a bass Master didn't place this weekend,
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  Speaker 1: but just talking to them, they were very upset with
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  Speaker 1: the way that the Waddington venue was ran, from the
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  Speaker 1: way the parking was ran, from the charges of this
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom scenario. I mean, I was over there
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  Speaker 1: taking a leak and there was this poor guy that
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  Speaker 1: had to take shit. Went to the first port of
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  Speaker 1: potty nothing, second porta potty nothing, third part porta potty
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  Speaker 1: which was a miracle that there was three open nothing.
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  Speaker 1: The dude had to go get some napkins. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know if he picked like the nicest ones. They're
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  Speaker 1: probably just th shitty brown napkins paper towel things. And
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  Speaker 1: he had to do his business and do some paperwork
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  Speaker 1: with that. That's a terrible thing. How can you be
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  Speaker 1: a vendor, you know what I mean, running a major
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  Speaker 1: event and let so many of these run out of
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  Speaker 1: toilet paper. It's terrible. I wish I knew the name
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  Speaker 1: of the organized a vendor of the toilets at of
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  Speaker 1: bass Masters because s some bullshit, all right. The thing
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  Speaker 1: and what really pissed me off, Yeah, they're sanitizer in
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  Speaker 1: each porta potty, but they have a sink, a foot
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  Speaker 1: pedal sink, and that was empty. They clearly weren't taking
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  Speaker 1: care of their stuff. I'm sure they're busy, but there
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  Speaker 1: was no other venue, there was no other event bigger
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  Speaker 1: than that one. You've pissed a lot of people off,
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  Speaker 1: and it's kind of calm because now you're sitting there,
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  Speaker 1: probably cleaning a lot of piss and shit. So I don't,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, I don't know it, but maybe something happened.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't be pissed about it. But it's pretty
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  Speaker 1: gross when you know you have to rely on sanitizer
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  Speaker 1: and not be able to wash your hands because lack
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  Speaker 1: of give a fuck. But back to where I was there,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I tracked there. They were just very upset.
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  Speaker 1: This couple. You know, they're in the Texas Events, the
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  Speaker 1: Georgia Events, every event around And they said, how Waddington
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  Speaker 1: the last four years has been the most amazing, one
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  Speaker 1: of the most well done events from like I spoke
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  Speaker 1: about earlier, the music, the vendors, the whole scene, the crowd,
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  Speaker 1: the atmosphere, and they said this year was the worst,
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  Speaker 1: one of the worst stops that they have ever seen,
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  Speaker 1: and it's just crazy to me that it could drastically
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  Speaker 1: change that bad. And I don't know if it's just
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  Speaker 1: local people trying to get money hungry, or maybe some
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  Speaker 1: new people took it over just didn't know what they
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  Speaker 1: were doing yet. I hope that whoever did it this year,
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  Speaker 1: if they plan to do it next year, maybe take
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  Speaker 1: some constructive criticism, make it a great event again. I
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: know just about everybody did alright as far as money wise,
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: but you gotta think long term. You gotta, you gotta,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta grow this. And it was a little unfortunate
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: too with the high waters and the locks and the
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  Speaker 1: damn situation, but which is that's not anybody on the
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  Speaker 1: event's control. But hopefully you can get back to where
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  Speaker 1: it was a couple of years ago, and I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: it will. They also mentioned that a lot of the
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: big names. One of the big names was I think
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: Kevin Van Dam. I believe is a guy's name, not
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Jean Crawlee van Dam, but in Kevin van Dam. He
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: and some others left and joined the Major League Fishing League,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: which is another major brand instead of the bass Masters.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe that's why fishing doesn't in my opinion have
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: quite the popularity that you know, your nascars, your your
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: obviously your your MLB, NFL, NBA, all that good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But to have some you know, Hall of Fame caliber
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  Speaker 1: people in the tour bail on you. That could maybe
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  Speaker 1: be a reason why the event wasn't as big too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I know a lot of people in
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  Speaker 1: the area just go because it's something that's cool. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: something that's on ESPN. I mean just to have the
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: ability when they're scanning the crowd to be like, I
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: was there. Holy shit, that's me. Oh, I know that
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: person in the front row. It's just a cool thing.
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  Speaker 1: You know, everybody that played a sport at one point
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  Speaker 1: in your mind dreamt to be on ESPN. Maybe it
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: wasn't because you were there on the bass Masters, but hey,
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: you made it. Friday night, I was asked to run
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: a cornhole tournament. Enzler Falls has a Fall festival that's
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: held on the weekend of the sixth and the seventh
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  Speaker 1: of September this year. It's a nice little event. It's
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: a nice little town. I mean, they do fireworks, they
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: I think they do parades. They're going to do another
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: cornhole event. Vendors, food, the whole nine yards. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a great community event and for a small town community place,
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  Speaker 1: it's a good thing to you know, get all the
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: people that don't get a chance. I guess maybe to
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: make it to you know, some of the state fairs,
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  Speaker 1: the county fair, stuff like that, to have a little
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  Speaker 1: piece of some kind of festival in their hometown. Mike
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Hammon does a great job. So he reached out to
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  Speaker 1: me a couple of days before the event and said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we have a cornhole tournament coming up. I
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  Speaker 1: know you're in a corn hoole. Can you help run it.
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  Speaker 1: The gentleman that usually runs the tournament runs the bracket
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  Speaker 1: isn't available this year. Can you do it? Fuck? Yeah,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: you know I can do it on the man for
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: the job, he said, you know, so it kind of
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: in return of doing it, he was able to let
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: me plug in some beard laws kind of sponsorship advertisement
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: type stuff. So I was able to them see the event,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: kind of go over the rules everything, how it was
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: set everything up. There was twenty two teams. The tournament
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  Speaker 1: ran flawlessly, not because of me, well a little bit,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: but I have to give big props to the app
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: Score Holyo. It's not a joke. Score Holyo. It's an
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: amazing app. Absolutely amazing this app. I tested it, you know,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: a couple of days before the tournament, just to get
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: a feel for it, see what was going on. Things amazing.
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  Speaker 1: So to their creators of score Hoolio, I couldn't praise
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  Speaker 1: you enough. Had a couple of questions about, you know,
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: the admin accounts this and that sent the chat. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's just a you know, live chat thing, and I'm thinking,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, because Scorejolio his live chat, they have live chat.
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  Speaker 1: Turns out, I asked a question within what felt like
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: a minute or two, had an answer, had a response,
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: had a good conversation with the guy actually in their
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: private Facebook group because I had a couple of suggestions
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: and some stuff that I thought would work, so they
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: were open to hear. It. Just a great app. You
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: could plug in any amount of team tournament. What it
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  Speaker 1: does is it fills the bracket. You can do round
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  Speaker 1: robin play, you can have you know, group play that
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  Speaker 1: goes into a tournament. You can just do a single
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: or a double elimination tournament. I mean, the sky's the
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: limit with this app. Like I mentioned, we ran a
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  Speaker 1: twenty two team double elimination tournament. Twenty two teams in
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  Speaker 1: itself is a nightmare to draw out a bracket. This
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: thing automatically randomize the teams. All I had to do
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: is just go through. You can add players. You can
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: add teams if if you actually attached the player profile
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: of people that create it. So say, for instance, you John,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: do you create your player profile, you come to the tournament,
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  Speaker 1: you want to check in, I can scan your QR
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  Speaker 1: code and impressive, right, But not only that, every game
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: that I associate that player profile with their team, as
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  Speaker 1: the stats get entered, their stats get entered. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: very impressive. But how it's made to run from the
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: suggestion of score hoolio is a tablet or some kind
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: of device electronic device at each court. So we had
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  Speaker 1: four courts. Couldn't get enough tablets to make this work.
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  Speaker 1: But what we're going to do for the Falls Festival,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: so anybody there, make sure you download the app score hoolio,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: and in what you do is have the tablets at
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: each of the courts and as you're playing, you actually
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: keep score. When the game is over, you press them
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: its score. It enters the score into the tournament, auto updates,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: the bracket instantly tells you what team is up next,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: and the tournament just runs itself. Each court is laid out,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: and even as we got later into the matches, it
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: seemed like it stalled out, but they're just were you
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. There just wasn't enough teams to
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: be able to play into all four of the courts,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: so it started filling in. Then you get some other people,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: how you done with these? We want to do some
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: side games and professional corn hole bags. And what a
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: difference I make. They got the slick side, they got
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: the sticky side. I am now a proud owner of
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: very similar ACL approved bags, and I am an ACL
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: member of American corn League. So when I roll into events,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be an actual sponsored player there. I don't
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: know if that's legal or illegal, but yeah, didn't make
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: a custom set of beard Lost corn hole boards. They're amazing.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Check them out on Instagram. You can check them out
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: on Twitter and potentially Facebook. Not really sure, I can't remember.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I think it's on all of them, but yeah, so
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I had black and white bags, just your your standard
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: twenty thirty dollars bags went out and found these the
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: bags I wanted. I searched several several sites, I got them,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: got them online. I think there were about sixty sixty
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: five bucks. So I look forward to playing them. It
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: falls fast coming up. Like I said, the sixth and
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: the seventh. Potentially going to run that as well, depending
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: on my schedule, but it'd be a good time. And
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I'd like to give a big shout out to my brother.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: He was the other admin in the event, both rocking
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: our beard lost shirts. He did pretty much all of
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: the scoring. A lot of people came in found him
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: because we didn't have the tablets, found him. He in
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: put the scores, and then we just kind of both
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: looked to see who was up on what court, and
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: then we either not announced it on the micro we
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: just started kind of running around as we got a
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: feel of who was which team got him on the boards.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: We did sixty two games in under four hours. It
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: was like three hours and fifty three minutes or something
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: like that. Sixty two games. That's an impressive Again, can't
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: give a big enough shout out to score, holyo. If
• 16:36
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• 16:40
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• 16:43
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• 16:47
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• 16:50
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• 16:52
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• 16:55
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• 16:59
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• 17:01
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• 17:05
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• 17:08
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• 17:10
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  Speaker 1: forty four. So, as many of you know, Beard Laws
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: was created to raise money for the Richard Ey Winter
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Cancer Center located in Augsburg, New York, to raise enough
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: money to take thirteen inch crttvs, which are the old
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: ass tube TVs that are just in rough shape. They
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: were dated. They were putting there originally when the cancer
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: center was put in just didn't get a lot of love.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: So my mission obviously is to get them replaced. Just
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: want to give a donation update. I recently dropped off
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: just under four thousand dollars on top of the twenty
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars that was already in there, putting the
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: total to around sixty seven one hundred dollars. The goal
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: that I had was eight thousand, and that would include
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Pride professional services to put in because I'm just not
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: sure about the timing with a lot of stuff, then
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: projects that our maintenance department has put in, but the
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: actual hardware quote was about seventy five hundred, so we're
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: very close. I have two organizations that are making sizeable
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: donations that should hopefully get us pretty close, if not over,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: so it's not too late. If anybody wants to help
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: in to the cause, you can go to beard Laws
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: dot com. Any merchandise that is sold on the website,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: all proceeds are going to the cause. If anybody wants
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: to PayPal or anything else, please let me know. You
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: can hit me up at mattatpeard Laws dot com. You
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: can hit us up on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, all that
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: good stuff. But yeah, so we are very close to
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: the goal. I cannot wait to get the money, get
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: the final piece over to them, get the quote over
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to them, let them order them start getting those installed.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I'll be taking lots of pictures, lots of videos, so
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: check all the social media for that. And I believe
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: the hospital is going to do a little piece maybe
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: with a picture. Hopefully it's just the beard. They don't
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: need the rest of me in there, so stay tuned
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: for that. And anybody that has already donated, thank you
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: very much. Anybody that plans to, thank you very much.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I couldn't have done without couldn't have done this without
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: you guys, So thank you guys all very much. Not
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: only do I thank you, but all of the people
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: that have to sit through that shitty disease getting their
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: treatments are going to thank you as well, because they're
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: going to go from thirteen inch rttbs to forty three
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: inch flat screens. It's going to be amazing. I can't
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: wait to share it with all of you. So again,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: thank you guys all very much. Just wanted to do
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: a quick update more news on beard laws recently starting
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to introduce a kind of new line of shirts, going
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: to start with some comedy shirts, some shirts that are funny.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: The first one that I released was something that I've
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: been saying for a long time, just one of my
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: favorite one liners. It's I don't pull out, but my
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: couch does. So I got that on a T shirt
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: with a couch and the beard Law's logo hidden in
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: there somewhere. Go ahead, check it out on beard laws
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: dot com. Yeah, I'm gonna start trying to do a
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: couple of different things. Also released a beard Law shirt
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: that has the beard Law on the front and has
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: a beard Law on the back. Currently went with beard
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Law fourteen. If you touch my beard without asking, I'll
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: touch your butt without asking. But I can customize them
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: to any beard Law if there's one that you like better,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: or there's one that you were even named after. If
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: you want to be a beard Law, if you want
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: to submit a beard Law, just come up with it,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: send it to me at Matt atbeard laws dot com.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I'll name it after you. I'll name it whatever you want.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I'll get it on the website, I'll get it on
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: the official list, and eventually, hopefully the book that I'm
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: still slowly working on but yeah, any law you want,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: any color shirt you want, I'll make it happen. So
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: just a couple of things. Also, I'm thinking about if
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I can get some get some local art to local
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: artists that want to submit some cool designs and stuff
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: like that have their own little brand off of beard Laws.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I'm potentially looking to do that. So stick around, stay tuned.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: There's going to be a lot of cool things hopefully
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: coming from that. Again, you can check it all out
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: at beard laws dot com and as things come out
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: to post on social media Twitter, Instagram, all that good stuff.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: And if you have designed, you have an idea, you
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: have something that you'd always wanted on a T shirt,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: hit me up you know how to get old of me. Recently,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: beard Laws has also started to dabble in the world
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: of gaming. There's a website Twitch dot tv, which I'm
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: sure many of you have heard of. If your parents
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: and you've never heard of it, I guarantee your kids
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: have heard of it. It's a gaming streaming website where
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: many people play many different games depending what they're into,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: what they like. You know, one of the biggest games
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: obviously right now is Fortnite. Apex is another big game
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I Play. I started playing an app game Brawl Stars
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: that I've been streaming, as well as Clash Royal, a
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: couple of games that I've played forever. They're you know,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: They're not overly and intense. They're just a couple of
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: games that you can play for a while, put down
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: as you like. I'm having a great time playing them.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Myself and fellow two Bears one Record guy Greg, We've
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: jammed it a lot. I've also met some pretty cool people,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: some very good contacts, some very good friends on the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: app already, and I'm hoping to start with a couple
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: of interviews I've taught. I've spoke with a couple of
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: them and they're interested. So hopefully in the next couple
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: of episodes, I'm going to do a whole episode, you know,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: with what is Twitch? What is What do I like?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: What do I think? What's going on in the news
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: with Twitch? There's a little bit of drama right now
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: with some big names switching and leaving from Twitch. My
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: thoughts on that, as well as some interviews with some
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: great gamers, some gamers that are in clubs, maybe some
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: people that run the clubs. Like I said, I have
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: a couple of connections already that I'm going to start
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: with interviews. I'm looking forward to it, that they're looking
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: forward to it. It's going to be exciting. It's going
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: to be something else that we can talk about and
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: our podcast, some new connections, some new friends, and a
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: new platform. So if you guys are on Twitch, go
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: to twitch dot tv slash Official beard Laws. No spaces,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: no dashes, nothing fancy, just official Beard Laws on Twitch.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: You can see some past streams, some highlights, some videos,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and you can catch me streaming usually nine to thirty
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: pm Eastern Standard time and occasionally just some random times
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: on the weekends. It's a lot of fun, you know.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And it's just another avenue, another way to make some connections,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: get some people interviewed on the podcast, and just another
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: way to let everybody know what beard Laws is about. Yeah,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: just something that I wanted to mention that's going on
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: as well. So check it out, give me a follow,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: check out some time, let me know what you're thinking,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: me some feedback, and stay tuned for some interviews. These
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: guys are funny, they're content creators, very intelligent, very creative people,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: creative minds, and I'm looking very looking forward to being
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: able to get them on the show, get talking to
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: them and just give you guys a great episode. So
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: stay tuned. Just something I wanted to mention, all right,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: So this is gonna be the new segment that I've
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: been excited about that I'm still excited about, and it's
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: finally happening, the Two Beards One Record segment with Greg.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Greg's in the house live and we're gonna talk about
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: what two Beards One Record is, maybe what's going to
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: happen in the future in our featured album of the
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: day with no further ado. This is Greg, Greg.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: How you doing. How's it going?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So we started Two Bears One Record eighteen.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's maybe twenty seven. I'm not sure.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna say twenty seventeen ish, maybe twenty eighteen. And
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: it was just something that we were sitting around one
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: day at where and we were like, wouldn't it be
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: cool if we just started sharing our vinyl records online somewhere?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Like we're both Instagram heads. We love Instagram. We're always
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: on it. Whether it's our favorite band, whether it's our
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: favorite sports team, whether it's the Chive, it doesn't matter
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: what it is we're on it, and we decided, hey,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: let's give it a shot. Let's start uploading our collection
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: because we both started getting a little addicted. And I
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: know you, Greg has one of the most intense, most
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: elaborate soundtrack horror movie collections that I've seen. Yeah, so
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: we started with Instagram and I don't know, we got
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: up to probably what five thousand fans or something cool.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I think we were around four.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I must have round it up way up, but yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: have about four thousand fans if you want to elaborate, Greg,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: and just kind of tell us, first of all, what
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: is two Beards? Like? What do we do? What were
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: we doing? What are we gonna do?
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: I think we're just basically a couple of dorks really,
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: but yeah, I mean we started doing it just for fun,
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: just and I guess still really it's still just something
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: we do for fun and at the moment, but I've
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: been trying to get it back going since you've been
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: doing the beard lass stuff, trying to ignite that flame
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: under the two Beards one record.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and to take it back a little while it
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: kind of fell off the track is obviously I started
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Beard loss. What you guys know about that from other
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: episodes and social media and stuff. And Greg just keeps
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: having kids. He's got three beautiful, healthy kids and a
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: beautiful wife. And yeah, so while we were doing this,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: one thing we were also doing was we were doing
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: product reviews. We had an interview that we've been saving
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: until we kind of got some momentum again from Greg
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and artists that takes broken records and makes beautiful artwork.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: So we're going to release that interview and I'm hopefully
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: we might be able to reach back out to him
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: now that we have some podcast momentum going and see
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: if maybe he'd, you know, take five ten minutes with us.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: But we're fortunate enough to have a wax Rex review,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: a Vinyl Vack, spin Mount, Lucky Diamond, Trash Panda Records,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: and pray they're made. They all send us products. All
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the reviews are on the website Two Beards One Record,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: as well as all our latest Instagram news and posts.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Like I said, Greg's kind of resurrecting posting, you know
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: a couple of times a week. We were posting, you know,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: every day, but we tried, We've always tried to post
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: what's relevant, you know, and obviously our featured album of
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: the day. If you want to get into it is
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Tool and Tools got some big news coming up. They
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: got an album. Greg is a huge Tool fan, not
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: a Tool, but a huge Tool fan. And yeah, so
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you just want to tell us you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: know why you're excited, what's going on? Just just filling
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I mean some people must know filling the beard.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So anyone who gives a shit, I mean it
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: already knows that the new album comes out tomorrow. It's
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: tools first album in thirteen years, I believe, follow up
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: to their ten thousand Days album, which was awesome.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: And I'm not one of.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: These crazy Tool people that just Tool is gonna save
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: the world or whatever. I remember the first time I
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: heard Enema, I was in my buddy's car in high school.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Blew my mind.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: So I'm really excited to get up tomorrow throwing my headphones.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: And so not only that, speaking of headphones and back
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: in the day, the first time you heard it? You
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: recently even made a purchase of a Tool album? What
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you went with the CD?
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: The new album is, Yeah, it's only been released on CD,
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: so I did snag a.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Copy and it is being delivered tomorrow. So that's pretty cool.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm gonna listen to it on
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: because I don't know if I have a working CD player.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: I think somewhere in my basement there might be like
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: a five disc changer.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: So tomorrow what's going to happen is Greg is going
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to get the family to sleep, and you're gonna see
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: him outside in his vehicle listening to the new Tool album,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: rocking out, probably having a beer, and tell them about
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the case. I mean, I feel like that's what really
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: sold you. They've always had for any Tool fan obviously
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: knows that, but a lot I feel like a lot
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: of people they haven't been around in thirteen years, So
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: that's thirteen years of listeners and viewers and stuff. I
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: don't even know what Tool is or might not even
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: know them. Hurt them, but their case.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Their cases are They've always been awesome. They had the.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Lenticular case with enema makes it look like it's moving.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: It's like the old thick baseball cards, you know that
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: looked like the guy was swinging the bat or whatever.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: And yeah, all all of their their releases have been crazy.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: The artwork is awesome, and this new one is no different.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: It is has a four inch high def screen in it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Somebody leaked it some somebody probably worked at a record
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: shop and got it in and leaked it on read
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: it or Twitter or something. And I looked at all
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: the pictures. It's crazy looking. It has has the four
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: inch high def screen. Like I said, it's got speakers
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: built into it. It's got unique video footage. I don't
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: know if it like plays the whole album. I have
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: no idea what it does, but it looks pretty crazy and.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: It's going to be pretty awesome. And one of one
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: of our Instagram followers commented King Slayer seventy nine was
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the guy's name. His Australian friend has heard is of
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: early this afternoon due to time zones. He said, it's
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: incredible and easily holds up to the heavy expectations. So,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, I.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Saw that and that's a bold I mean, that's a
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: big statement.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: And that's just obviously the one thing that we saw
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: on Instagram. So if you want to see the featured
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: album of the day or anything that we've done reviews,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: anything like that, head out to Instagram.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: The album is actually Lateralis by Tool that's posted today.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's our future album. And it's interesting because
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: you know, obviously they released this on vinyl their tool.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It's not like they're hurting for money. I wouldn't think,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: but not to have the vinyl release to it. And
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard anything or read anything
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: why they didn't go with the vinyl release.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been reading that maybe this fall. I've read
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: a whole bunch of different things. People saying that there
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: is not going to be one, people saying they're definitely
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: is going to be a vinyl release. It's not going
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: to happen till the fall. I personally just am believing
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: that because that's what I want to believe.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I believe it when I see it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: But I also did hear One interesting thing I heard
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: was that Danny Carey, the drummer, was quoted stating that
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: they were currently remastering all of their albums for vinyl,
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: So they may be all all the albums maybe getting
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: a release which would be really awesome, like.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: A box set or that would be great.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: And my wallet hopes not.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: But while that hope's not. But the inner dork and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: geek and a fan of you hope, So smart.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Move the Anama on vinyl.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: So bad it's that one is actually there's an official
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: release of that, but it's so expensive because there wasn't
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: very many of them, and.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Even if they did a box set, even if they
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: did five hundred, they'd all be gone and they could
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: set the price to almost whatever they wanted.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: There's no way they could get away with doing just five.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Hundred, No, but they could. And then then what's gonna
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: happen If you're gonna get those guys that go out
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: there and buy four copies of them and then next thing,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: you know, they sell them. You know, say it comes
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: out at two fifty, they sell them for one thousand
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: dollars on discogs and eBay's gonna be released on September sixth.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Is the new Teenage Bottle Rocket. It's a seven inch
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: and Fat Tour twenty nineteen they released as well, So
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be on the Fat Tour twenty nineteen. They're
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: gonna have Teenage Bottle rackets, Mean Jeans, Clowns, and gen
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: pop from the Bomb Pops. I don't know exactly what
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the tour dates are where they're going, but it's something
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that was released around the same time as a seven
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: inch and it's pretty cool.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a split with Human Robots, which is Ray
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Carlisle's sun. Milo's ben.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know how old he is, but he's like
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: twelve maybe that's gotta be.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: And it's just great and he brings them along. I mean,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: he's just out served. I forget what show was. Was
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: one out in Wyoming?
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Fort Collins maybe, but.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So looking at the Fat rec site, it was
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: just obviously Greg just said, you know, it's it's him
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: and his son. And this was a statement from Ray
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Bottle Rocket himself. Ray Carlisle said, hello, loll When Teenage
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Bottle Rocket was at the blasting room working on Stay Red,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: my son Milo came to the studio and recorded two
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: songs with his band, Human Robots. It wasn't hard getting
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: his band together because Milo plays all the instruments and
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: sings on tooth songs that he wrote. I guess it's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a one man band. Yeah, he has no friends. His
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: songs turned out great and we sung out convinced Fatt
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Records to release a split seven its featuring Teenage Bottle
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Rocket songs. Olivia Goes to Bolivia and Everything to Me
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: as well as Human Robot songs, step on them all
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: and I want to hang out with you. Chris Sherry
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: did the artwork and it turned out great. Ken confirm
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: it's pretty awesome. It is and this is the best
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: split since Taco Bell teamed up with KFC. I love
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: sharing this rock and roll life with my son Milo.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Lookout world, Human Robots are stoked to shred and ready
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to party. And if you follow Chris Sherry on Instagram
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: as well, you can see some of the artwork kind
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: of before it comes out, some of the stuff that
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: he does and he just does crazy work. But yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that's another that's another cooling that wreck. If you're listening,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: we want Live and a Dive. Teenage Bottle Rocket. We
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: know they play at dives. We want Live and the dives.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Dives.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: We bend to the dives. Whether it was seeing Teenage
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Bottle Rocket, whether it was seeing Mass Intruders.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Going to a dive to see Strong Out pretty.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Quick, Strong Out's coming up, which I still gotta get
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: my tickets. I forgot about Mass Intruders in Direct hit
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: or in Toronto on a Monday. We're not gonna be
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: able to make it, but we're missing out and we're
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: as much as we're from a rural area, small town area.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: We have Canada at our fingertips to get some of
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: these bands, especially punk rock bands, not only to come
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: East coast, but to get into Canada, because I'm sure
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: half those guys can't go to Canada.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: A lot of punk bands are playing Canada though they
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: love Montreal. They have that punk Fest festival every year, don't.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: But it makes you wonder how many are limited because
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not just saying because it's punk rock and crime
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and this and that, but it's these guys going through
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: their youth stages, which we all have been through, got
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: into some stupid situations, got in trouble, you get a
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: misdemeanor of a felony. You just can't go to Canada.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I canna. I can't imagine if you're a band, they
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: can pull some strings to let you across, or maybe
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: they can, I don't know.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: You know, it's kind of funny about what you just said,
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: is that a lot of those.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Bands aren't that young.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: They're like our age, you know, even teenage Bottle Rocket.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I mean there they talk about.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: You know, songs like Ray is older than we are, Yeah,
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: older than me.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And in the show we went to when they
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: played with the Descendants and Woosta, they he talked about
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: how you know, he goes to shows and half the
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: time he's paying and he's trying to get the seats
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: up in the higher section instead of standing around the
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: whole show and and getting into the mosh pits and stuff,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: because he's just he's just getting older and that's how
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: he enjoys him.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: I don't care much about that anymore. I'd like I'd
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: like to watch it. I like to have a view
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: and like see the show.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: And this is coming from the guy that heard blitz
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: the first note of Blitzkrieg pop at the show, handed
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: me his glasses that hold these and moved like a
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: linebacker with an open pocket going in for a sack
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: to get in the mosh pet But generally, I guess
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: he'd rather he'd rather be in the depends on the show.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I guess. It was New Year's Eve, so there we were.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: It was New Year's Eve night that turned into New
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Year's We got drunk, real drunk, walked back to his house,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: actually walked to my truck, which was farther of a
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: walk than walking to his house. I believe to drive
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the truck home, and we started watching videos, just music
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: videos and stuff, and he goes, hey, check out this band.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: This was years ago. Check out this band, Teenage Bottle Rocket.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I'm really into him. So we started listening to it,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: and then I couldn't stop listening. He couldn't stop listening.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Now I have every single album that Teenage Bottle Rocket
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: has ever done, and.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: I definitely created a monster that night.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't know this. I was not aware
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: of this story. I didn't know that was your inception
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: of Teenage Bottle Like.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: When you that's when I fell in love with New
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Year's New Year's Day, at like probably three in the morning.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: That's good to know on your couch that I slept.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: On, and now you literally have everything.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: They have on vinyl, Yeah, and their magazine.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Hundreds of dollars later.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we could probably almost thousands. I don't really
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: know the numbers. Don't want to think about the numbers,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: but I know a couple of them haven't been released
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: or re released.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Just so, yeah, just so anybody listening now is if
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: it's out there and he doesn't have it, and it's
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: teenage Bottle Rocket.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: It's not very hard to get him to pick it up.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would buy it, all right. So we're gonna
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: transition to our last segment. We're gonna do the last
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: album you got in the mail delivered to you? Rip
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: that cardboard off? What's the last one that came through
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: your door? If you got to think about it? Mine
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: was a two lag wagons I got Live in a
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Dive and Trash were my last two, and I got
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: them from I can't remember. I got them from a
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: seller on Discog's brand new and Live and a Dive.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Obviously we talked about earlier because we want teenage Bottle
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Rocket to do it. It was I think it was
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: a two thousand and five. Yeah, those were those were
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: my last two, and I think that actually completed my
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: the leg wagon collection. Wow, I think I got them.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Holy ship, I'm gonna have to I might rob you.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Was that cool? Yeah's you're on camera?
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: So oh well it's can you show me where they are?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: So I know my busted?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: So I have to do it too. Can I do
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: a two record? Because we are two beards one record,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: but we can do two beards.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: To One of them was for my wife, and one
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: of them was for me.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: I got who framed Roger Rabbit soundtrack Solid released by
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Mondo Records and that that is a.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Really awesome piece of art record. The other one is
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: a band I've never heard of called Matt Pond.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: P A also an album called Last Light and I
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: paid five dollars for it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Crazy. That's that could be the steal to Two Beards,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: one record, two Birds, one stone. Right there, you gotta
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: you got a record made the wife happy.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so Matt Pond, Last Light and who framed Growder?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: All right, that wraps up two Beards one Record episode.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I'm Matt, I'm Greg. Uh, stay tuned. Hopefully this is
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: going to be in every episode. Thing you know, it
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: has time permits and if if you guys have anything
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: that you want reviewed, if you guys have any comments,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: anything you want to say, just hit up Matt at
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: beard laws dot com in our little question to the
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: listeners that I'd love to hear from, and if you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: guys can respond, and we're going to do a post
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: on our Instagram once the podcast is released. I want
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: to know how you categorize, how you organize your vinyl collection.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Greg has his own theory. That he's gonna patent someday
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: and I do elpha betifal a to z, So that's
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be the thing. We'll put up the question out
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and we want to hear a response or
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: feel free to hit up Matt at beardlaws dot com
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: and we'll share your your answers. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: now it's time for Sports Talk with Logan Part two.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: This is This is gonna be mainly about baseball while
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: baseball playoffs are heating up. Maybe we'll touch a little
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: bit about football. But my bearded brother Logan is mainly
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: a baseball guy, so we're trying to get get him
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: adapted to the other sports. We had him do fantasy
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: football one year and he finished the last. But he's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: a baseball guy and he finished his last and Fantasy
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: baseball too, So so yeah, the Mets we talked about
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: last time, how you thought it was a stupid trade.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like you were in the heat of the
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: moment because it was kind of your one of your
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: boys that went there, and I recall the bigger Beard
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: kind of saying, hey, I think it's a great move.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: You have to kind of do this if you know,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: just show your team, to show your fans that you're
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: not out of this. Look at them.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: It worked. High in the face, I was wrong, I
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: admit it. It's rare.
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: It's very rare.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: No, it worked. It's amazing.
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: But they've had the pitching and Struman gave him a
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: jump like, uh, I don't know this because I watched
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: every game, but out of the four starts or whatever,
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: he's gone six innings once.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: True, he's been okay.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great, but they're both playing well. They're hitting
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: the ball, you know, and and when your pitchers can
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: hit the ball.
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he is a heck of a he's a defensive
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: pitcher you can hit. But mainly, hey, it helped helped
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: jump start the Mets and good on them.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's so many annoying Mets fans like,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not all for it, but I guess if I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: had to pick a New York team that was decent,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I'd rooted the Mets over.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: Them that I had to exist, I picked the Mets.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or the Buffalo Bisons. Yeah, they have to they're terrible.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: But it's crazy. I mean, just looking real quick at
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the wild Card, I mean seven teams that are in
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: contention within four and a half games right now, the
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: wild card back Nationals Cubs. I mean, the mess of
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: just what are they in the last They're six and four,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: But we were sitting here as we're talking, how how
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: great they're playing in there on a three game losing streak.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: But maybe maybe it didn't work well.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: If you want to go on a run, don't get swept.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: That's that's a fact.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: That's kind of the same.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Hottest, one of the hottest teams in baseball. But even
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: in the last five games as the Nationals, so they
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: just got to try to keep up.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Nationals went eight and one and still lost the game.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: To to the Braves. Yeah, but the Braves are playing
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: right now, yep. But I mean, hey, Donaldson tearing it up.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: He's healthy.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And when when you got a starting rotation that only
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: has to go five or six innings, it makes it
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: makes life pretty good.
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: I mean if I was if I was a starter
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: on some of those teams, I could go my two winnings, Yeah,
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: I'd do pretty well.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Hell, half the time they're starting these bullpen guys now, yeah,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: for an inning or two and then bringing these guys in.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't like it, but uh,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: speaking mets real quick too. To Grom, first ever pitcher,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: to homer and strike thirteen people out in one season twice,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: flat out.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Man, It's it's.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Just absolutely amazing. Now does he wear betting gloves?
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Oh? I don't know that.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: That's that's one thing we should have looked up. Because
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't wear betting gloves and he's got a homer,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: two homers and strikes out thirteen, that's what that's what
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: a man does.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Like I think Bumgarner hasn't even done that.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: No, Babe Ruth hasn't even done that.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: There you go, Well, I guess is we shall we go?
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Is he better than Babe Ruth?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Oh? Really, we're gonna go there. I mean he's not
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: better at eating hot dogs and the other stuff.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: Fastball topped out at seventy eight miles.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh no, way he had the form no, no,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go. Yes, I'm gonna say he is
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: better than Baby Ruth. Imagine if de Graam played at
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: that time. Could de Graam hold up like Babe Ruth did?
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: Though, well, probably not, but maybe d Grom would have.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would think maybe, but uh, you didn't have
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: to back then. It was a different era.
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: That's true. It wouldn't be the Cy Young Award. It'd
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: be the de Gram Award.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Oh imagine that. That'd be weird, but it'd be normal.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: I think you could take a mid average reliever and
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: put him playing back then and they'd probably have an
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: award named after him right now.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Probably, Yeah, if they were in this shape, this form,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: with this, if.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: You're throwing, if you're throwing straight chatter in the twenties
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: or when Cy Young was around, I believe, like eighteen
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: eighties or whatever, like, come on, you got awards, the
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: Hall of Fame would be named after you.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: It wouldn't be the Hall of Fame. It'd be the
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Hall of Maclear.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: That would be awesome if that was you, They should
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: just name it that. Maybe. Anyways, maybe I'll try to
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: raise enough money and we'll just rename it with a
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: sizeable donation. But Verry, but Barry Bonds has to get in.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: That's my thing, the.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: Whole whole different topic.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, one thing that I wanted to throw in
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: here and get your reasoning or your thoughts. If you've
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: been able to look are the top five beards in
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: baseball right now. I ranked my top twelve. So I
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: want to see if your guys or any of them
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: make the cut, make it in your thought.
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: All right? So I did, I did.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: I did a little research here and I did. I
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: did it in no particular order. I only had a
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: few minutes. Yep, I will, I will name a few.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Let's do this.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: Charlie Blackman goes.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: That's my one. That's my one. That's one. It's a
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: mutual one. And it's not. Basically, he doesn't have the
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: great shape that I want. But in an interview that
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I was reading, he talked about how oils and stuff
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: are important, and he gets my he gets my vote.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: And he has some deep neck beard too.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: True. I don't I don't care. I have a beard
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: law that if the if the if there's a man
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: bun present, avoids the beard. But he doesn't rock the
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: man bun. He's just got the crazy caveman look. I
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: like it. Charlie Blackman number one best beard currently.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: Little known fact about Charlie Blackman.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: When he's out on the outfield, he actually keeps a
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: spare baseball with him, you know, if he if he
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: loses a ball that maybe just goes out of the park.
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: He just reaches in as he's falling down, grabs grabs
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: a ball, puts it in love, and he's like, I
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: caught it, and people believe it.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: It's a whole new hidden ball trick. Yeah it is.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: It's going to be on the next rookie of the year.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: It's a hidden beard trick.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Because the rookie of the year is going to fall
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: like slipping on some dog shit or something redo the arm.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: But he's a grown ass man with a beard because
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: he's homeless, because he just didn't make it out and
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: his mom turned into a raging alcoholic. She passed away
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: from psiasis to the liver and he's all alone living
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: on the streets. Maybe it was human shit. Maybe it
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: wasn't even dogshit.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: Probably human shit.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Ill human shit, you know. And uh, yeah, that's all right.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: You guys can pitch a movie idea. We're in.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: That's deep. I'll give you a couple more. I like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: I like, I got a couple of high end tight.
• 47:12
  Speaker 7: Ones, some guys that wear their beards high and tight,
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: like the serious.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: I'm a businessman, but I just happen to play baseball.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: He was an honorable mention on my list. I didn't
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: put him top twelve. I did twelve because like a
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: twelve pack of beer. Okay, top twelve beards.
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let me see how many I have one, two, three, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: I did eleven. No, I did ten because I've already
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: dranked two beers fair enough.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough to get actual to Kim Bedrosian.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: He's got a nice beard, just like his dad. I
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: remember his dad. His dad had a always had it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: He had one of those eighties beards that fit right
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: in with like riz Rick Suckliffe and Lee Smith. There's
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: a bed Rosian. Uh, I'll take him in a minute.
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: But anyways, bed Rosien and Kevin Pollar were the high
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: end heights.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Flar's got a I'm Superman fast and my beard is
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: his trim look.
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: Rugnetto Door has that I'm a scumbag who throws haymakers
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: when people aren't looking.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Look.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Yep, he's my seventh, he's my seven.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: Nice all right, he's been rocking that one for a while.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely a few beard, of course. Yep, I didn't.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't see how his beard was lately. I looked.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if you've still rocked a good one
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: or how. I haven't seen him, pitch, I haven't.
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: Seen him too much, but it's pretty good. It's it's
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: it's like a look.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: See, I was just I was going by image searches.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: That's so he's gonna sneak in my list. I just
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: haven't seen him. Let's see a day ago. All right,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: that's solid, that's solid. I forgot him.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: Arietta has the I kick your ass.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Look yep, yep, that's solid.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: Let's see. Okay, I got, I got two more, and
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: you're three Yankees.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: I don't typically consider this a beard, but he rocks
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: it out so precise every day, the old tin strap.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: I gotta give him a point.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: At least, who's that? And yeah, and and he's not
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: supposed to have facial hair, right, right.
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: So he had to dave it for the Yankees. And
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: he looks like an idiot.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So, I mean I think he should lose points
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: because he's chose money over his beard.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: No, no, he got traded.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Oh true, nothing he can do so he can't do that.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: It's not on him, right, Yeah.
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: The point he gets a point for at least having
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: one at one point, suck you want you want to
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: know the best awkward beard in baseball? Yes, my second
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: last one, Mickey Callaway for the mass. Have you seen
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: this stubble that he's growing. It's fairly long for stubble,
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: and it won't grow into a beard because it's the
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: I'm completely stressed out, ready to ready to kill people
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: in his muscles.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Help he's got He's got the sixty and stressed look.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's not a great.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: Always on edge. It's a good look for him. Most
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: managers don't rock there.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna give him based on just beard appearance.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Like beard fit, How does it fit his face? A
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: solid six point three? Yeah, it fits him.
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: My last one, and this goes to the worst beard
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: in baseball.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: Kevin Bigio. Kevin Kevin Bigio. He's got an underneck beard. Yeah,
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: nothing in front of the chin, nothing by the by
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: the lips. I think mainly because he hasn't it pretty yet.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say he's waiting for the balls to drop.
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: If you if you find a picture of him, he's
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: the underneck beard just looks freaking horrible.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not good. He looks I'm trying to
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: the big ears.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: You look like a senior in the special uh, in
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: the special class where they teach him how to like,
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: you know, change a tire.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the ears. The ears don't help.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: No, he's getting he's he in his mind he's getting babes.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: But really he's not it.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: He probably is. He's still getting babe Let's be honest.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Professional baseball. You can google and be like serous. So no,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: this is me Like if that was I would house
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: him Fami getting babes. All right? So now an extra
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: thirteen pack because it was it was like a breaker pile,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: like there was an eighteen pack of beer. The cart hit,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: it hit a couple of beers, Brad. So now I
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: got thirteen. My my list of thirteen best beards in Baseball.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Kelvin Herrera, Oh yeah, yeah, he's coming in at thirteen
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: only because Kaykle snuck in. He's gonna he's gonna jump in.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: DJ Stewart is twelve.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen that one.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's it's a decent beard. It looked
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: pretty decent, like on his picture and then if you
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: actually look at the beard. Yeah, definitely professional, high and tight,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: is just well groomed. He's like he's just like a bigger,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: thick dude with the chunky cheese.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: He's got some ginger in him.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Too, Yes, yeah, and ginger beards always get some extra points.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: You'll see a couple. You'll see at least another one. Yeah,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: it just it just fits him well. Adam Eaton comes
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: in at eleven.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yep.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Craig Kimberl top ten.
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: It's something about Kimbell's pointy beard that stands out. But
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: I think I just dislike him so much that I
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: don't even get credit for existing.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's a decent it could use a
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: little shape in it's it's not very dense, it's it's
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: not a terrible beard, but when he comes out with
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: that like hunchback, stupid little arm thing, it deduct points
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: in there. But if I'm only going beard, it's it's
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: top ten.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks like an alien chin. I'll give you that.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Another one you might want to look up if
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you have it is number nine is Buck Farmer.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: Ooh, the old Buck Farmer.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Buck Farmer. So not only does he have a pretty
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: well cut, decent beard. His name is Buck Farmer. Yeah, yeah,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: that's and he kind of has like that amish type
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: beard but with a mustache and with a name. And
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: he's got Buck Farmer odor. Eight. Yeah, we spoke about that.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Number seven Matt Carpenter. He's got a nice looking beard
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: going right now. I gotta give him props. Six was Kuko.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: He was a write in because you have forgot, totally
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: forgot about him. Number five and you're gonna be like, oh,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: you're a little bias. Yeah, I'm a little bit biased.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: But Trevor Williams got a nice.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: Beard, does have a nice beard.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I forgot him him and him and my number four
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: were very close, and I wanted to go with Trevor,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: but I'm a pirates guy and he had the cool glove.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: That was just a little bit of go. But yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I went five for him. Number four, I went justin
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Turner ginger get the extra point. It's a decent His
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: main helps, yea, the main definitely helps. Number three. Archie
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Bradley solid beard, Oh yeah, very solid.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: Some ginger and he's got some fiery Archie and him he's.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Got some fire. Number two also ginger beard. We didn't
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: realize there was as many in MLB. Colin Moran, solid
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: orange beard. He's a he's a bucko right now. You
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: should see that beard. It's it's nice. I want I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: wanted him to be.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: I'm watching their game. They're up to Reynolds just hit home.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, nice beard, right yeah.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: His MLB picture just looks fantastic.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: It does. It's it's well taken care of the smiles
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: with them, I would have blacked out a tooth and
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: wore an eyepatch or something. He looks like I wish
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: everybody could kind of look like him, because he actually
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: kind of looks.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: Like a pirate. He actually does look like a player.
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: I'm with you.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: So that was tough not to be number one. But
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: as we spoke, my number one, Charlie Blackman, you can't
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: go you can't go against that. And he's known for
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: his beard. Like if you think beards in baseball, almost
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: every list has him. And uh, and you brought up
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: a good point too earlier. Maybe we'd have like in
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: one of our next episodes, will do like our top
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: five best beards ever in baseball, because there's some great ones,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: and then we could transition just stashes, you know, we'll
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: we'll do a quick mustache one.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll transition into that.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: On Sunday.
• 54:48
  Speaker 7: My beard is getting a colossal shade for the stash
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: on Sunday Country Western Team and I'm going as a cowboy.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: And I'm guessing if you.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: Were out in l Passo there were clipping hot true.
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going with the stash, the old I'm trying
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: the red gingered white RB look.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe, uh, maybe when I'm out and about Sunday at
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: the parade with you guys with the stash, maybe we'll
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: do a couple on the spot Labor Day Parade interviews
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: for the podcast. Get a hold of We'll get a
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: hold of Renee, who helps run that stuff. We'll get
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: her thoughts and uh break down the parade. We'll do
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: some audio from you guys announcing the parade, some clips.
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: Yep, yep, I'll be announcing the parade.
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: Anyone in the in the fifty States of America that
• 55:36
  Speaker 7: might be in the Hubilton, New York area on Sunday,
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: come and watch the Hubilton Labor Day Parade.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: It's quite the time. And if you're into Garth Brooks,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: there's a Garth Brooks tribute band. But you will not
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: see myself or logan at that I'm having a great
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: beard day. No, it's yeah, but it's it's crying right
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: now because it's it's coming off in a couple of days,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: and it knows that it's just giving up, all right,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: all right, So after this, I feel like, you don't
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: touch it, John, Phil, you don't touch don't touch the
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: beard after you shave it this labor day till after
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: you win the championship in baseball next year. I'm challenging
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: you on the podcast. Oh boy, so that it's not
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: that far if you think about it, your labor day
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: to June I started grow up. Although that's what nine
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: months time you could have a baby. This will be
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: your beard baby. We will challenge you to a nine
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: month beard baby.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: A nine month beard baby, yep.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And you can leave the stash or whatever if you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: want and just have it and that'll work into the beard,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: because like this is my stash, it's way out here.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: It'll work into it.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: M hm, that's true, it will.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: So that's uh.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: My wife is finally on board with with with the
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: beard and the stash.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I think, see, I mean at this point, she doesn't
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: have a she doesn't have a choice.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: I feel no, because I'm a grown ass man.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're a man, right, all right, I gotta
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: ask you. That's our special segment coming up. By Logan,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: you're in my thoughts.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: By Logan, you're in my thoughts. I have two ones
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: on sports related. One is sports related, so.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: You're having a number two. You're in my thoughts.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: The other day I was I was having a yurine
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: break and uh.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Let's set the mood. Where were you?
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: Where were you? I was in my house. Okay, Janet
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: Jamison was in my thoughts, but not not to make
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: me happy. Jenna Jamison.
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: It was the man. Last time I saw a picture
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: of Jimmy Jenna Jamison roughly, I don't know. Eight ten
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: years ago, I was not. I was not happy at all,
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: and I don't know where it came from. I was
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: just like I was peeing the other day and I
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: was like, ah, poor Jenna Jamison. She used to she
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: used to be cool and hot and do silly things.
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: But now I don't believe any of that is true.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Let's see here, Jenna Jamison twenty nineteen. She's looking better, really,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: she looks good. Two thousand and six not great, there
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: was some rough times in there, but twenty nineteen not bad.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: You lost eighty pounds.
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: See, that's where I'm going with this.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Well, if you start typing Jenna Jamison, you actually see
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: like a Keto diet.
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: How do I know which one is really twenty nineteen?
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: Like there's some awesome, awesomely all the pictures.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, I feel like they're pretty much all her. Oh,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: like the ones that clearly aren't.
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: Now, she's never gonna make me happy again. Way, way
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: too much plastic surgery. Not a fan but yourself.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but scroll down a little bit when the one
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: that says lost eighty pounds, that's herself.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I mean there's let me see, and Jenna,
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: if you.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Happen to stumble upon this or anybody that knows Jenna,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that it's a terrible thing because you're
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: still beautiful, And if you want to hang out and
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: teach me about Keto, I'd listen, just to say, like, hey,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I hung out with Jenna Jameson. Yeah. Ever last always
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: makes me laugh. All right, So what was what was
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: the number two? You're in my thoughts?
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: The number two?
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Number one the number two number one.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: Well, well it's making me depressed.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Listen.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Just remember this as a podcast so we don't have
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: to get off live. I guess we're technically not live
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna I can edit that shut out right right.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: My other one, Oh side note, I was thinking about
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: Jose Patista the other day when I was peeing, but
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: we don't need.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: To go there. I miss him dearly, Yes you do,
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: And he had a beard.
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're in my thoughts. This whole idea of robo OMPs.
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: I haven't read too much on it with the in
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: the independent league, but I'm sorry, come on, yeah, no way,
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: it doesn't make any sense. It's just they want to
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: make the game quicker. It's not going to make the
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: game quicker.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: There's no way.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I don't see it.
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but yeah, I was peeing and pissed off at
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: roboms So what's There's a conversation there having on MLB
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: dot com or MLB Radio about how cool it would
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: be and if they used it every once in a while.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: And it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: It is. It is pretty dumb in my opinion as well.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: But what I would love to see in MLB. If
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you're listening, you can feel free to take my thought.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You can feel free to steal my idea. I just
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: want a little credit. But when there's an argument on
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the balls and strike, it has to be like, sock
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: them boppers if they get into it. I know you're
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: not supposed to hit the ump, but if it's a
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: robot and that doesn't have feelings, I feel like you're
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: allowed to hit them, but you only win if you
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: hit them in the right spot and the head goes up.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I like that they have an on deck circle,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: have a little argument circle. Yes, I don't know.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: If I call it the balls and Strike circle, because
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: I just find I feel like, well, I feel like
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: that would be a bad title.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like it'd be marketable.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, until some streaker hops out and lays himself right
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: down on the balls.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: Something to think about, I guess.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean that pretty much somes we got
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: two year in my thoughts. We know football season's coming up,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: and big news is Andrew Luck's surprise retirement. Dude up, dude,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: couldn't stay healthy. What's your thoughts on it?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: My first thought is I've never liked to smile. Although
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: it's it's a nice.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: It's nice.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: It just looks weird to me. Man, it's genuine, I think.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: But you know what, if I don't have to look
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: at a smile anymore, I'm okay with it. However, kudos
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: to Andrew Luck for getting out while the getting's good.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Agree, regardless health, Yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: And regardless if he knew he was gonna be able
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: to keep the money or not.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Good for him.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: If I'm an NFL quarterback and I'm being compared physically
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: to some of the greats, but i can never live
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: up to comparison because I'm getting my ass kicked every
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: third down, Yep, no way.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: No, i'man an offensive line or get me out of
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: there exactly.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: And what I feel like is very disrespectful is the
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: booze and the way the fans reacted. It's like, you
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: have to take yourself back. Yes, you're a fan, you're
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: a supporter. You you help keep this flourishing business, the NFL.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: At the same point, he is a human. This dude
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: has done so much for you. He's tried to put
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: every effort, uh the stuff behind the scenes that you
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: don't even see. All you see is him coming out
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: playing football, probably her, probably on all sorts of shit,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: but the dude, the dude gave his all. And one
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: thing too I read real quick is how Gronk was
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: talking about how you know, obviously he relates what he
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: went through, and there was like a play where he
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: got crunched in the Super Bowl and that's the moment
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: he knew he needed to retire after they won it,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: and he feels for him. But at the same point
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: he throws it out there that I'm not opposed to
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: coming back someday, but it's the healthiest I've ever felt.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: So I honestly think maybe someday Andrew Luck gets healthy
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: without playing for two years, comes back as a cult
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: maybe says, hey, he gave me twenty four point eight
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: million dollars on there, you know what, I'm going to
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: play some football for the Colts. Twist.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: Can I see where he's going with that. I'm gonna
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: say it doesn't happen.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: And also, though if I go through another Brett Farbus.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: There's never gonna be another Brett fire type.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: No, I know that, But I'm saying the whole Oh
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: I'm gone maybe not Oh, you know what, I'm not
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: Oh wait, no, I am.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: I'm just done with you guys. No, I'll keep going, Hey,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: anybody want me?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, Instagram picks, Oh whoop?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Is it that? Hey? Gojats? But I want to retire
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: a packer, right, So.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: Kudos to Andrew luck, good on him for doing the
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: right thing for him and his family. Yeah.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, you don't want
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: to see a guy that can't, you know, in ten
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: fifteen years, walk rage out from all the brain injuries
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: and just start doing harm to himself and others.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: You know, right, that's a scary thought, right, And you me,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: probably anyone who ever listens to this podcast, you know
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: it doesn't have to.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Deal with that nose.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Those guys deal with that every day.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Crazy And one quick thing too, that was our quick
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: transition into football season. Hockey seasons coming up. We love hockey.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Neither of us know a ton about hockey. But if
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: you want to listen to a podcast out high hockey,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: check the Blue Line Hockey Club. They have a podcast,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: they have a website, a couple of guys that are
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: local to us, Canton, New York. They have a great podcast.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: They're very in depth with their hockey and their hockey
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: talk and they have great interviews. They have NHL players
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I know recently Greenway there was a bearded dude on
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: there and potential for our podcast here at beard Laws.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Their podcast Blue Line Hockey Club to kind of cross
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: work cross collaborate, I guess for a couple episodes, so
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I want to give them a shout out Blue Linehockeyclub
• 1:04:32
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• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite segment, beerd News. Let's see what's
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: up in the beer news this week. First up, there
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: was an article on NPR dot org in the headline
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: as kids see bearded men as strong but unattractive. So
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: a new study suggested that until the kids reach puberty
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: that they find beards very unattractive, and that kind of
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: breaks my heart. But the study also found that children
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: who had bearded fathers felt very strong and warm against them,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: So it was the mainly a ton of kids that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: had beardless father so I already feel sorry for them.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: But apparently from ages one until puberty, they were shown
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: a photo of a man with a beard and a
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: man with a clean face, and they said which man
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: looks stronger, which man looks older, which man looks more attractive.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: In a couple of questions whether they were adults, whether
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: they were kids, whether they were puberty kids, whether it
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: didn't matter, every single one of them thought that the
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: beard made them look older and stronger, because it's true,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: let's be honest, but puberty, age and down. Overwhelmingly of
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: the children that had beardless beardless fathers all answered older, stronger, yes,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: but very unattractive, which apparently scientific research on beards is
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: very skint. When there's a researcher Cole Nelson and her
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: colleague Barnaby Dixon show, you know, like we talked about already,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: the beards make them look stronger, make them look older,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: but apparently we're just not unattractive, which is okay, But
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: I feel that beards are going to be around forever.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, all of the guys in our feature Beard's
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: section all had great beards, great influential people. Myself, I
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: got a beard looks pretty good, right, You guys would
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: tell me if it didn't. I know my mom hates
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: this arm mom, but I gotta keep it. You know,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I got a brand, I got a business, I got
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: this podcast. If I shaved this beard off, nobody's gonna
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: listen to this podcast. We're gonna go from about twelve
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: people listening to you know, one, maybe two people, because
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: I'm still gonna listen to it. Obviously, you put the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: work in, you know. So apparently these two Nelson and
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Dixon are going to continue doing beard research, which is
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: good except for when it finds all the bad and
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: then the publicity's bad on the beards. Find the positive.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: There's lots of studies that shows that there isn't actual
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: shit in beards, So find those articles, not the stupid
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: ones you see on Facebook or whatever stupid social media
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: that says there's shit in beards. Trust me, there's not
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: the same research. It showed that beards apparently enhance observer's
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: ability to recognize facial expressions that like for anger and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: other kind of you know, upset, fired up emotions, but
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: not all of them. Beards didn't seem to offer any
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: competitive advantage in mixed martial arts fighting, however, which is random,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I guess, because apparently beards might offer dishonest signals of formatability.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: So okay, So rocking a beard and mixed martial arts
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: it's cool. It's it's accepted, which it should be. You
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: think you'd want it in like all sports, I mean,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: it absorbs, you know, it could take a punch, it
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: can take a kick to the face and elbow for mma,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you know, football, it's going to help cushion, you know,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: especially if you're a slot guy. I mean if you're
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: if you're a punter, or if you're a kicker. I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: feel like you should just rock a big ass beard anyways,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: just to get a couple more tough guy points. Maybe
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: maybe you, Pat McAfee, should have rocked a big old beard,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: even though you fucked up a couple guys on tackles
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: on the old kick returns props to that. So with
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: anything in life, there's pros and cons to growing a beard.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, if I have to be called unattractive, but
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: more mature and strong, not old. I'm gonna go with mature.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I'll take it. Plus, let's be honest, there's
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: a handful of you beautiful women out there that absolutely
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: love beards, and that's what I likes about you, and
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: that's what I appreciate about you. In recent beard news,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: recent beard approvals have not sparked influx of religious accommodation
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: requests from the Air Force. So apparently, for about a year,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: the Air Force has weigh in on a staff sergeant's
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: request to grow a beard as part of his religious
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: beliefs before granting him a waiver, a decision that balanced
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: personal liberty against military readiness. A Pentagon spokesperson said, this
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: is on military dot Com. Check it out, all right,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm not plagiarizing. I'm just reading an article which
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I will gladly provide any links to Military dot Com
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: daily News Recent beard Approvals eight nine. So apparently, Staff
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Sergeant Garrett soso fack, I'm gonna go with sofak, twenty
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: eight year old Aerospace Ground Equipment craftsmen, thank you for
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: your service and your ability to push these beards. My man,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: he's at the Hill Air Force Base, which is in Utah.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: He is a belief system whose includes the gods Odin
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: and Thor, and has been released a waiver. The beard
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: of my faith serves as a symbol that represents one's integrity,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: is what he had told apparently the Stars and Stripes
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: in an email in July twenty fifth. Since the Air
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Force places a high value on the rights of its
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: members to observe the tenets of their respective religions or
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: to observe no religion at all, they gave it a shot.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: That's pretty sweet. So this dude, he's rocking a decent beard.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: He's got it well, well groomed, well trim. You could
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: tell he's rocked a mustache for a while because his
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: stash game is strong. It's thick, it's dense, great appearance.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: The beard just it's okay, it's getting there. I mean
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: he's been out of the beard game for a bit.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I'm starting he's I'm guessing he started with a stash
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: and that's why it looks a little more prominent. Or
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: it's just to prove to everybody, which I've said before
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: that just because you shave it a million times doesn't
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: make it grow in any faster. You got what you got.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: You either are blessed with the ability to grow a
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: good beard or you're not. If you're not sorry about
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: your luck. If you are, Hell yeah, my bearded brother,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: beard five, I actually just gave you a beard five
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: sold you guys throw a beard five back. But yes,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: congratulations on your getting your beliefs and your beard grown out.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: You know, as an active member in the military, I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: should definitely look into this, this religion, this this belief
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: that you're into. Just in case I ever need in
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: my back pocket, I am going to start to be
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: a believer. In other beer news, in our last article
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: is also a military type story of a guy that
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: allowed to grow some facial hair. That's what we like
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: to see, some positivity, some good news in our beer
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: news segment. So there was a change to the facial
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: hair policy that is going to take effects September. First.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: This is an article from the Sun dot co dot
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: UK and it's an airmen beards for the first time.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: RAF Airman are to be allowed to grow beards for
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: the first time in the forces one hundred and one
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: year history. They more or less said that, you know,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: it's about moving along with the Times. I mean one
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: hundred year policy. That's a pretty old policy. Of course,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: there should be some change, there should be some updating,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: and uh that's what they're gonna do. So through the article,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: it just kind of talks about how a spokesman said this,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: and a spokesman said that, and a spokesman said this.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: So this change will bring the RAF into line with
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: the Royal Navy. The Army does not allow beards unless
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: for religious or medical reasons. It has no plans to
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: change that, but RAF, and apparently the Royal Navy has
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: already incorporated this. So congratulations. There's a there's a picture
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: of a dude. Station Warrant Officer Nick Dale. He's from
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: the number one Air Mobility Wing based at RAF. He
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: was dressed it looks like, yeah, world War two RAF dress,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: and he was rocking his November mustache and it is
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: a great looking stash. Do next to him, he's got
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: a stash not nearly as good. Looks like he's in
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: a normal uniform. But uh, yeah, that's great news. So
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: let's let's look in September. We'll have some updates and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: we'll keep an eye on all the sweet RAF beards.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: That are going to start September. First, thank you to
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Theesun dot co dot uk for the great article, the
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: great news and uh yeah, that's going to conclude Beer News.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: If you find an article or you have something that
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: you would like to be discussed or something that you
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: would like featured in Beard News, please send it, share
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: it with us on social media Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, or
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: email me Matt at beard Laws dot com. Now it's
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: time for the featured Beard of the Day. This one
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: was kind of a tough one for me to do
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: based on who it is in my passion for Pittsburgh,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: but featured Beard of the Day because I feel like
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: it's quite a fee, quite an honor, quite a dedication
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: to the beard game is Ravens Hall of Famer Ed Reed.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: The reason it was tough for me, obviously, if you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: are a Pittsburgh fan, you despise Baltimore. I've cursed out
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Ed Reid many times and I don't even know the guy.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: That's just what sports does to you. So Ed Reid,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: if you ever listened to this, it was never personal,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: mo Man and what you did on your beard game,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: what you've done for beards in the Hall of Fame,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I respect that. I appreciate that, and you obviously had
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: an amazing career and just an amazing player, even if
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: it was against my team. But we still got a
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: couple of Super Bowls, so I can't be too mad, right,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: And you got you got yours, So if you guys
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Hall of Fame Pro Football
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame had their ceremony in Canton, Ohio, Saturday,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: August third. Ed Reid, who was a guy that rocked
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: a beard for many years. How the article on the
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Baltimore Sun dot com put it said, the legend of
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Ed Reid continues to grow off the field as much
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: as it grew on it. So there is a picture
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: it's Ed Reed, you know, kind of standing in front
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: of the podium. It's got a picture of his his
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: sculpture that's going to go in the Hall of Fame.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: He's got he's got the beard. He's rocking the beard
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: at the Hall of Fame, rocking the beard on the trophy.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: It's just it's a great thing for the beard game.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: It's a great thing for all of us bearded brothers.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: And yeah, if only I could have got him in
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: a beard law. Sure that would have been pretty sick
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Ed Reid. Anybody that knows Ed Reed, or a friend
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: or a cousin, or a cousin's cousins, friend's sister, or
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: anybody that might know his agent. I want to give
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Edreid a congratulatory Beard Laws hook up with a shirt
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: or something like that. So let's make it happen. So, Yes,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: as the Baltimore Sun put it, not only is his
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: legendary career going to always be remembered for his excellent play,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: what he's done for the community, what he's done, you know,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: on and off the field, but it's also going to
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: be known for that beard. And that beard will ever
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: be enshrined for as long as the Pro Football Hall
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: of Fame is around him. The beard. So that is
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: why Ladies and Gentlemen Hall of Famer Ed Reid takes
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: a special a place in Beard Laws podcast history as
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: the fourth ever featured Beard of the Day. Congratulations on
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: everything you've done, Ed read not that you need it. Yeah,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: that was a tough one for me to do, and
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I'm glad I did it. I'm glad I did it.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Believe you.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: The cross and thus I never said so.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: But now is the writing you try out, never.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: When you went.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: What a fake for one time away for America American.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: And we again not alone the summertime, the ste so
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: I know it's time, but I say the cold hills.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: What's having the same to say, I'm I'm falling falls.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I couldn't say it convite to my friends. I take
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: my life, yeah,