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Hour 3 - Whole Lotta Bull · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Knock, knock, who's there? Well, that would be none other
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: than the gibber jabber of our number three, Lebron James.
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  Speaker 2: The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron hit a game winner the other night for the
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  Speaker 1: Lakers in Indiana, the Hoosier State now onto Illinois in Chicago,
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: and Lebron being called out, in particular getting roasted for
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  Speaker 1: his play in a shocking final seconds loss.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: Is that inbounds or out of bound? Says?
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  Speaker 1: Lebron ends up losing a game the Lakers do to
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: the Chicago Bulls. Also, Adam Silver's complaints about the lack
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  Speaker 1: of celebratory media coverage of the NBA Stars is blank.
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  Speaker 2: We'll we'll get to that.
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  Speaker 1: Also, seventy six Ers executive Darryl Morey says that the
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: amount of three point shooting is essentially breaking the game.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: How does that one hit you? Yeah, one of the
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: forefathers of modern three point obsession is now saying it's
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  Speaker 1: a bad thing. We'll get to that, and a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot more right now, it's a wake up call. It's
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  Speaker 1: our number three.
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  Speaker 2: Now, that is a whole lot of bull No.
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  Speaker 1: Really, it was wel come in the beginning of another
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, anyway, our lead this hour.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm doing this. I wasn't planning on
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: doing this, but here we are. Pro bouncy ball now.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: When I went to bed, I had it all mapped
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: out in my head. Mister Benny Blabermouth, I was like, Ah,
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna do. I know, the sweet sixteen's
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: going on. Something's gonna happen there. I'll be enthusiastic about
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: the Sweet sixteen. I said, Okay, opening day, I'm in.
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  Speaker 1: I did not on my bingo card have NBA regular
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  Speaker 1: season basketball.
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  Speaker 2: On my agenda. But here we are.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Here we are, and in order for me to talk
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  Speaker 1: about a regular season NBA game, something ungodly has to happen,
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  Speaker 1: something unimaginable has to happen.
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  Speaker 2: And that happened. That thing happened.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not sure if you were watching, you probably weren't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even see this live. I did not watch
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: this live. I watched it about seventy five times after
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  Speaker 1: the fact that if you saw the Chicago Bulls were
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: hosting the Los Angeles podcasters, the Purple and Gold podcasters,
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  Speaker 1: And if you didn't see the end of this game,
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: this is one of the all time. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: what happened. How did that happen? That should not happen.
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: Well, what happened?
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  Speaker 1: So Josh Giddy, you got to giddy with it. Josh
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: Giddy made a half court heave at the buzzer.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: He let it go. Red light goes.
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  Speaker 1: Off, swish, swish, swish in the wildest finish of the
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: NBA season in years, and not just this year. And
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: the Chicago Bulls got a two point win. But that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even.
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  Speaker 2: Tell the story. The story is how the Bulls got
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  Speaker 2: to that point.
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  Speaker 1: So the Bulls trailed by five points, right, they were
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  Speaker 1: down by five points. It was one point fifteen to
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  Speaker 1: one ten. There's twelve point six seconds left on the
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  Speaker 1: scoreboard there in Chicago. So all the Lakers have to
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  Speaker 1: do is just not foul, get the ball in bounds.
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  Speaker 2: You're you're gonna win the game. And what happened next
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  Speaker 2: is biblical.
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  Speaker 1: In nature, all right, So it's he started out rather benign,
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: a guy named Patrick Williams. What a what a tough name.
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  Speaker 1: You get to the NBA. Your name's Patrick Williams. Take
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  Speaker 1: a number from the Deli count. It's probably been seventy
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  Speaker 1: five players with that a name like that anyway, So
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Williams sits a three point shot.
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  Speaker 2: So now it's one fifteen to one thirteen.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, So then Kobe White, after a Laker turnover,
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  Speaker 1: Kobe White ends up hitting a three point shot and
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  Speaker 1: wam bam, just like that.
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  Speaker 2: The Chicago Bulls are up by a.
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  Speaker 1: Point They've gone from down five in the span of
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  Speaker 1: six seconds, and now all of a sudden they are
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  Speaker 1: They're up by one.
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  Speaker 2: So time out on the court.
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  Speaker 1: And the podcaster draws up a play with his assistant
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: coach Lebron and Austin Reeves, not Luca, not Lebron, Austin
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  Speaker 1: Reeves the Great White. He drives for a layup, and
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: the Lakers are up one seventeen to one six team
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  Speaker 1: with three seconds to go in the game. The Bulls
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  Speaker 1: are out of timeout, out of timeouts, so it's just
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  Speaker 1: throwing in and as long as the Lakers try to
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  Speaker 1: play a little defense impede the shot, you win the game.
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  Speaker 1: And then Josh Getty knocks down the three point shot.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss this. This is a growth opportunity.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: Lebron James. Here's the question. Lebron James in particular, is
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  Speaker 1: getting roasted for his play in the final seconds in
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  Speaker 1: this inbounds?
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  Speaker 2: Is this inbounds or out of ount?
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: So Lebron James getting destroyed, getting absolutely destroyed for his
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: play in the final twelve seconds of this game. Is
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: it inbounds or out of bounds? So my views on this,
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: I've got resorts World barking, and labling. We'll combine all
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: of these things together and we are going to get
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: knee deep in the muck, is what we're going to do. So,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, after a replay assist, after a replay assist,
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  Speaker 1: we have determined the court of the Malard Militia courtesy
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  Speaker 1: of replay assist in the Mallard Command.
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  Speaker 2: Center, inbounds. It is inbounds.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: Lebron James should get off the Pat McAfee show and
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: stop trying to mess with our former morning guy stephen A.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Smith and focus on basketball. My god, this wasn't a
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: specific suck. We thought it was an all encompassing type
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: of suck for Lebron.
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  Speaker 2: It was wild.
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  Speaker 1: King James was caught loafing. He was loafing our our
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: our our yeah.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: Uh, visiting resort Shortsworld.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: Lebron had a cocktail, was floating on the lazy river.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: Now I'm going to try to describe to you why
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: if I was the Chicago Bulls, I would give Lebron
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: a game ball, because that is not possible. All those
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: circus shots by the Bulls don't matter if Lebron.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: Doesn't help them out. He was like the sixth man.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: On the court as Lebron had not one not to
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: but I counted three game changing boners.
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: For the Lakers. Now what are they all? Right? So
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  Speaker 2: the number one, the first one, he was.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: Tardy on defense, and he didn't even really try to
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  Speaker 1: even pretend like he was guarding Patrick Williams, who went
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: over to the corner on the baseline across from the
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  Speaker 1: bench and just stood there and set up. And then
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  Speaker 1: the bulls passing the ball and Lebron came over. He
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: was late because he didn't even I guess he lost
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: track of Patrick Williams or was just lazy. And so, yeah, you, Lebron,
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  Speaker 1: And so Williams hits this wide open shot funt.
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  Speaker 2: You're still up by two points.
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  Speaker 1: You've got the ball, and what happened next is a felony.
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  Speaker 2: It's a capital charge.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron inbounds the ball face of the NBA Lebron James buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Of Pat McAfee.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee gave him the hawk toy yesterday, the day
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  Speaker 1: before this game, and I guess Lebron didn't have his
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  Speaker 1: legs under him because Lebron went out there and he
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  Speaker 1: inbounded the ball through a listless pass that was easily
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  Speaker 1: intercepted by Josh Kitty, who then tossed the ball over
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  Speaker 1: to Kobe White. He hit the three point shot. All
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, the Bulls have the lead. But wait,
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  Speaker 1: there's more. So after the Lakers I mentioned the Lakers,
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Austin Reeves hit a shot to give the podcasters the lead,
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  Speaker 1: and with three seconds left, Josh Gitty. You know who
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  Speaker 1: the closest defender to Josh Getty was at mid court
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  Speaker 1: d N name name Ning Ning Lebron James game winner
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  Speaker 1: Hail Mary by Josh Getty. This reminded me of a
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  Speaker 1: play that many people have forgotten about because it's a
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  Speaker 1: long time ago. The Stanford Band play The Stanford Band
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  Speaker 1: play Cal Stanford and one of the great radio calls
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  Speaker 1: of all time, the most amazing, sensational, traumatic, heartrending, exciting,
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  Speaker 1: thrilling finish in recent NBA regular season play. And how
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  Speaker 1: pathetic were the Lakers. They don't even try to play defense.
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  Speaker 1: They are so screwed, they are so screwed.
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  Speaker 2: They're done. The Lakers are done.
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  Speaker 1: Chicago shot and I'm not making this up, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: in the fourth.
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  Speaker 2: Quarter, what do you think Chicago shot from the floor?
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  Speaker 2: How about seventy eight eight point nine percent from the floor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is the Lakers saying, we don't give a
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  Speaker 1: fly on f about playing defense. We want to go
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  Speaker 1: out and join Chicago after the game. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: save our energy for that seventy eight point nine percent
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  Speaker 1: from the floor. They took fourteen to three point shots
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  Speaker 1: in the fourth court of the Bulls and made eleven
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  Speaker 1: of them. They shot seventy eight point six percent from downtown.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: The Lakers had an eighteen point lead in the fourth
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  Speaker 1: quarter and gave it all back and were outscored by
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  Speaker 1: Chicago forty four to twenty six in the final twelve minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely insanity. Again, I would fire JJ Reddick right now.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to tell you you're.
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  Speaker 2: Not listening all right now.
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  Speaker 1: Secondly, Adam Silver has entered the chat about our former
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Fox Sports radio morning host who've got note ratings when
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: he worked here.
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  Speaker 2: Steven A. Smith.
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  Speaker 1: There was a back and forth with Lebron James, and
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  Speaker 1: a reporter asked Adam Silver his thoughts, because God knows,
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  Speaker 1: we want to hear what Adam Silver has to say.
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  Speaker 2: That's called rock bottom.
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  Speaker 1: And Silver said, sometimes it seems that in other sports
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  Speaker 1: that I'm a fan of, the commissioner said. And then
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  Speaker 1: when I watch the coverage, particularly around the games, the
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  Speaker 1: NBA commissioner said, it seems to be more celebratory.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: He said, seems to be more celebratory.
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  Speaker 1: Close quote all right, So Adam Silver's complaints about the
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: lack of celebratory in quote, celebratory media coverage of the
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  Speaker 1: NBA is blank. Again, Adam Silver's complaints about the lack
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  Speaker 1: of celebratory media coverage of the NBA stars is blank.
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  Speaker 2: So my word is misguided.
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  Speaker 1: I know Adam Silver is from somewhere out in the cosmos,
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  Speaker 1: but he is barking up the wrong tree here.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Read the room, mister commissioner.
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  Speaker 1: The NBA media coverage, whether you like the NBA or not,
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  Speaker 1: is the gold standard. It is considered by those in
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  Speaker 1: professional sports, the crown jewel of competitive professional sports, the
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  Speaker 1: industrial complex of American sport.
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  Speaker 2: NBA media coverage is at the very top.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone else is jealous of the NBA media coverage because
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  Speaker 1: the NBA product is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: And yet every TV.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Show and a lot of these radio shows like the
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: one you're listening to now talk about the NBA, and
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: they very rarely talk about games, they talk about the personalities,
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: and that is important, right, that rules the roost. They
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: don't do that about baseball players. In fact, rob Manfraud
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: the Commission of Major League Baseball has been so annoyed
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: he claimed by the lack of daily gossipy baseball coverage
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: that that was one of the factors they claimed for
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: opting out of the ESPN deal making other arrangements which
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: they haven't even made yet. You talk about wanting someone
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: to blow smoke, that would be that. Now, while the
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  Speaker 1: volume is certainly higher in the NBA, nobody, nobody is
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: getting celebratory coverage. I have no idea what Adam Silver
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: is talking about. And the reason no one's getting celebratory
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: coverage is because it's a cruise. It's a snooze cruise.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: It doesn't draw an audience. It's narrow casting, not broadcasting.
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  Speaker 1: People are addicted to negative stories, human drama, conflict.
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  Speaker 2: That is what the consumer wants.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: And you say you don't and you say, oh, I
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: don't like that, blah blah. But yet the reason you
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: get to serve that is because you do like people
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: are addicted to those type of stories. There's something that
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: is primal about human nature. It goes back to the
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: days we lived in oceans, right, and the conflict, the chaos,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: the bad vibrations, like moth to a flame. For example,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I'll give you two headlines. Headline number one, Everything is fine.
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  Speaker 1: Headline number two, Sky is falling. Here's a video clip.
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  Speaker 1: Which one are you clicking?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I know which one you're clicking? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Final thought Quickly seventy six or GM. Darryl Moury speaking
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  Speaker 1: at a Have the Nerds Ruin Basketball Conference at the
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Sloan get Together in Boston. This is where all the
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: nerds get together and it's like nerd porn, and they
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: talk about ways to ruin sports. At the Sloan Conference,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: they say, how can we screw up sports? So Darryl Mory,
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  Speaker 1: he was considered a founding father of the Sloan geeked them.
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  Speaker 1: He spoke at the conference, Have the Nerds Ruined Basketball?
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  Speaker 1: And he dropped a hum dinger, a humdinger of a quote.
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  Speaker 1: Darryl Mory ranted about the changing landscape in the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: He said, quote the three pointer was added many years ago,
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  Speaker 1: and it's worth fifty percent more than other shots the
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  Speaker 1: six ers, GM asserted. He then pumped his chest out
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  Speaker 1: and said that's simply too much. It essentially breaks the game.
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  Speaker 1: He said, if the best players in the NBA are
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  Speaker 1: taking wide open eight to fifteen foot shots, is worse
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  Speaker 1: than heavily can tested off the dribble three balls.
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  Speaker 2: That is bad for the game. Darryl Moury announced, quote.
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  Speaker 1: Continues, and I think it's the responsibility of the league
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  Speaker 1: office to take a look at this because teams are
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  Speaker 1: just going to optimize post quote. Okay, so quickly seventy
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  Speaker 1: six Ers executive Daryl Morey, longtime NBA executive, saying the
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  Speaker 1: amount of free point shooting is essentially breaking the game.
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  Speaker 2: How does that hit you? So it hits me like
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: a lab league?
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  Speaker 1: Is this not doctor Frankenstein, Doctor Henry Frankenstein, brilliant but
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: obsessed science dude who creates a monster in his laboratory,
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  Speaker 1: because the creature turns out to be unpredictable, destructive, escaping
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  Speaker 1: the lab and wrecking havoc on the n B A.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, it's the basketball horror story.
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  Speaker 1: Never forget you talk about HUTZBA Darryl Moury teaming up
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  Speaker 1: with Mike D'Antoni and the Rockets. Everyone talks about Steph
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  Speaker 1: Curry and Golden State with the Splash Brothers Klay Thompson,
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  Speaker 1: but the Rockets with James Harden as the Star, but
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  Speaker 1: Daryl Morey as the GM Mike D'Antoni, they were pioneers
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  Speaker 1: of the three point shot early on. And now Mike
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  Speaker 1: d'antoni's like, well, or Daryl Morey is like, well, we
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  Speaker 1: got to do something about the league should do something
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  Speaker 1: And here's the malor riddle of the day. A Japanese
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  Speaker 1: newspaper company will publish newspaper advertisements that transform into blank.
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  Speaker 2: That is the question. What's the answer?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Robbie the Mariner fan said, Justin in Cincinnati's manifesto. Yeah,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing Justin's already written a manifesto, he just hasn't
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: sent it out yet. Late Night drug Tester says joint
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  Speaker 1: rolling papers is the answer. Ferg Dog says a tentacle monster.
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  Speaker 2: Who else? Alf the Alien?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Ol Pinter says Dodgers stadium media credentials. Yes, for the
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: second consecutive year. Yours truly has not been allowed to
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: regularly cover the Dodgers because I don't work for a
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Japanese radio station. It's pretty wild, but yeah, I don't
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what I did over there,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: but man alive, pretty crazy?
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: What else? I mean?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: The show's actually broadcast on their own the station they
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: own in LA.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Who else do we have?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Milkman Mike in Colorado says it turns into a Japanese doll,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: a certain type of Japanese doll, Ham warmers from King Rory.
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  Speaker 2: Who else you have?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I forty Ian says an authentic Otani betting slip is
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the answer.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Fudgie says sushi.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have something to do with? Godzilla?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Godzilla's gizzard from jess End Junction JT the Wingman says,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: A shopping cart on the loose bang cherry blossoms from
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Godzilla guessed by Dante, Squatty potties
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: from Chris and Kent, Washington centerfolds from Steve the misplaced
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  Speaker 1: San Diegan.
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  Speaker 2: Who else you have?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Nature Boy answering the call to the whild says the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: answer is it transforms into a defeated lebron That that
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: is the answer. Terry in England says, is it choke
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  Speaker 1: hawk Tua by a podcaster?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Well, okay?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Pokemon cards from clam or Agami figure of hollering James
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: from Rob in Minnesota. Scrooge in the Bay Area says
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: delicious chow man is the answer.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Trucker Joe from the Highways and Byways.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Of North America says turns water into wine, water into wine.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And Mike the leprechaun who's usually number two uh says,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: transforms into golden tickets. All right, now for the big
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  Speaker 1: reveal to the malar riddle of the day. A Japanese
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  Speaker 1: newspaper company publishing newspaper ads that transform into the answer.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Baseball equipment is the answer. Baseball equipment and normally we'd
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: hear the fanfare, and that's what we normally.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: We don't hear it normally now apparently not today. There
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: is okay, a little late, all right, why not? What
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: the hell? It must be a satellite hookup delay. That
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: must be the problem. Must be a satellite hook up.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: So it turns out that the newspaper a couple ads
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  Speaker 1: and people watching baseball, of course very popular in Japan.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Twenty five million people watch the Dodgers and Cubs in
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Japan and about seven watched.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Here in the States. And so you read the newspaper
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: and there's two things here, two things that it does.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: You can then roll up the newspaper ad when you're finished,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: and it'll turn into a bat And then there's another
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: ad and it describes that you can roll this into
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: a ball. And so with those two advertisements you have
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: the worst ever bat ball combination in the history of baseball.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Just just absolutely terrible, just absolutely terrible.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones.
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  Speaker 1: Let's sallo to any medie miney mo uh. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to lakeem in Orlando.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? LAKEIM? Welcome?
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, Ben Mala, we are in the air everywhere.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: That's right, man, we are everywhere, even places we don't
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: want to be.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: That's where we are laking. We're everywhere.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: It's being on the phone with you. But do you
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: know Steve and As Smith. He's such a fraud.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: You know what, Steve? You don't like Steven A.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: No, No, I'm being objective. Nothing he said is objective.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: And yeah, Wobe.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Bryant is my god? What len should be the goad
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: to longevity? And Michael john and quit twice and.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: He didn't he didn't really fok twice.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I mean he got suspended for gambling and he had
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: to play baseball in Birmingham.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, Ben, that's.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: He's going to ask use on that.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: That's really I think.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: I think that's you know, Ben Mala, I saw Kawhi
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Leonard in McDonald's.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: He would oh yeah, you know.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Now, now I hope stephen A comes over there and
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: punches you.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: How about that? I hope he comes.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Did you see did you see his form? Let's right? Like,
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: try let.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Me tell you about stephen A.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I He used to work here right back in the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: day and I I ran into stephen A.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Smith.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Was it last year at Rob Parker's birthday party in Vegas?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I think it was he showed up late? Stephen A.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: You want to take a guess, And he showed he had.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: He had, he had an entourage. He had not.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: One, but two armed bodyguards with him. Now if a guy,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: if a guy is a good boxer, do they need
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: two armed bodyguards with him? I mean, come on, what
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: is he the president of the United States? My god?
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: What I think, Stephen Smith? Think of the cheetahs?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: All right, now you're coming around on me.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: But you didn't need to take a cheap shot Atkawhi Leonard.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: That was uncalled for that.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, that's one of your favorite records.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: You love your clipoffs.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: But what clip was done?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: And they made the final four a couple of years ago.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: They have more championships getting to the final four than
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: the Lakers recently.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: So more championships getting to the final four.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Celebrate who probably woke? It took two and a half hours.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yet what I great?
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: But he's not a really great coach? Left Tony Parker managed.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Norbally what well?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: But then then no coach is good because no one
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: ever wins without good players. All right, I gotta go
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: with the keeam, But thank you.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: There you go. The team pouring it on there.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: And by the way, I haven't said anything because there's
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: nothing to say. There's no defending. I've been on point
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: yeah for once.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: You're You're right.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Lebron completely blew that game.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: It was awesome, wasn't it great? The inbounds pass? You
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: know what?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: It reminded me of I'm gonna date myself. But there
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: was a player on the Clippers years ago named but
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Nooight Benjamin and he used to do that same thing,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: that lazy inbounds pass and oh, like.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Lebron, what are you doing?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm not gonna even fault him for the first
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: three point shot, but after that, oh my god. Let's
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: go to Mike in southern California hanging out west of
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: the four h five there in the South Bay and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Manhattan Beach.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: What's going on, Mike? Welcome, tib Meller man.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: You Clipper fans just get off on the Laman's things. Hey,
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: give it to the bulls, that giddy you have Lebron
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: a couple of letdowns there, and Getty made an incredible
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: shot to win it. A you win something you lose
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: on Lebron made the incredible play last night to win
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: a tipping, and tonight day they went.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: To bulls Way.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: But here's the bottom line. Lakers are ramdling into portrait form.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Lebron's back, Luca's starting to get a little more comfortable,
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: Austin Reeves is playing the lead. Finally got Vanderbilt back,
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: and now the guys are really round in the form. Meanwhile,
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: your Clippers playing good ball. Give them some credit, hard
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: and actually showing up in the regular season. We know
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: that's gonna change in the playoffs when he chokes Kawhi Leonard.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Surprisingly he's playing games. But here's the bottom line. You
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: guys are gonna be out in the first round. You're
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: gonna get dismantled. You're probably gonna play Denver, it looks
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: like in the first round, and that's gonna be a
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: terrible match for y'all. Meanwhile, the Lakers are on the
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: perfect spot, stay in the fourth seat. What they get
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: they played Memphis.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: The good thing about this is you you don't don't
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: You don't actually believe anything. You don't believe anything you're saying.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: The Lakers are falling apart. Everyone's laughing at the Lakers
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: right now. You are delusional, You are detached from reality.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Because you're see no evil, hear no evil speaking no evil? You,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I mean this must be are you?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Are you?
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Is this a fake phone call? Is this a phony
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: phone call?
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: This must be a fake phone just got swept, gonna
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: play the Chicago Bulls?
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: You got the Chicago Bulls. Hey, And you're calling a
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: radio show to say the Lakers are doing great.
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: It's a different, different ball game when you got to
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: deal with the Lakers in a playoff series and we
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: know Lebron really ramps it up.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Lucas, Yeah, Luca, of course he's lost multiple times, multiple
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: times and the Clippers in the playoffs, Luka, doncake, I mean,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: he's a great playoff.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: Perform No waiting now, okay, season, they don't fear, Okay,
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: see anybody outside, Why.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Would anyone fear?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Why would anybody the Lakers get afraid when they can't
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: beat the Chicago Bulls for God's sakes.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Meanwhile, your Clippers are going to be one and done
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: once again. And you, meanwhile, you.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Could not be more wrong. You couldn't, You could not
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: be more wrong.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: He's spot on, and he's about to win the m
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: v P. She is gonna win the m v P.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: And you guys have nothing to show up for that
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: Smith Kawhi nothing but stealing money from you guys for
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: for five years now. He's done absolutely.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Nothing for you.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: Meanwhile, the Lakers are rolling. They got the best franchise future.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Again you keep saying the Lakers are rolling. I like
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: this guy. I like this guy. You're you got a
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: golden ticket, Mike, you don't get it.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: Only compliment give the Clippers is they have a nice
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: arena into a spectacular that's.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Lakers play on skid row, which we all know, but
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: that is that is the wild. How about you take
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: a breath.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I'm done with you. You won't stop hanging up with
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: that guy. I'm done with that guy.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing though, Like this is what I'm talking about.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: The historians, these these people, it's a it's a sub breed.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: They're like lizard people. Uh So, the Lakers have now lost.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Let me do the math on this. They've lost four
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: or five.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: They lost to the Orlando Magic, the Chicago Bulls twice,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: barely beat the Indiana Pacers, not a not a great team. Also,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: within the last about ten days, they lost to the
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Denver Nuggets, the Brooklyn Nets.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: They've had multiple.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Three game or better losing streaks over the last two weeks.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: The team's falling apart. They're not playing any defense. And
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: that guy is mister sunshine over there, mister everything's great.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Nothing to see here, my guy, all right, thank you
• 33:01
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• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Are you moving?
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I'm going?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: All right? Here we go. Why is Lizzo concerned with
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: people's genders?
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently, uh well she is not.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: She's not concerned because she's more interested in chicken tenders
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: than genders.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: So there you go.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: That's suffer Todd Server, Todd the comedian, Why did you
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: hear that Lizzo is putting a show together with hollering James.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called grunt in feed is what it's called.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Dennis in Detroit. Why is Lizzo mad at Loraina?
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Well, Lizzo turns out she actually wanted to eat that
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: burrito Lorena left in her car and forgot about, and
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Lorena threw it out. So she's upset by George. George
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: and Uvaulde Texas. Thank you for that, George. There's the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: laugh track right there.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Lizzo entered a worldwide weight loss competition.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Hear about that wet man? Yeah? Yeah, it's called the
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Ozempics is what it's called there.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: So it's from Ekeon, Roseville, Minnesota. Why won't Lizzo go
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: to Madison Square Garden? Why she does not want to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: lose her lunch. It's Brendan from Broston.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Why does Lizzo want to go to dinner with Tracy Morgan?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Why she knows they'll be seconds at dinner. They'll be seconds.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: That was from Brendan and Boston. Do you see that
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: weed Man when Tracy Morgan puked all over the court
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: at Madison Square Garden?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Do you ever go to do you ever go to
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Nick Games? Back in the day? Weed Man when you
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: were in New York.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: I used to love that.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: He never threw out. He threw up in the garden,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: did you though?
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: No?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: All right? Did you know Lizzo was great? Friends? I
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: don't think I should read that one. I'm gonna skiff
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: over that one. Dennis and Detroit said that, thank you, Gess.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'll make the air.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Why couldn't Lizzo find her way around the mall? Why
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: because the you are here sign was too specific? That's
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a trip in name. Why is a hot, steamy pile
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: of poo upset with weed Man hippie? Why it's tired
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: of being compared to weed Man's breath.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: That's very mean. That's very mean. From John and Youngstown, Ohio?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Do you know when weed Man is in Youngstown he
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: loves to ride the local bus system named WOW WRTA.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Why is that because weed Man thinks it stands for
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: welfare recipients travel abroad.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Or a borgo. That's a.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Lame jokes in the week. What is the difference between
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie and George Foreman? What George Foreman still
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: has a better grill?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Wow? I know that's right, George. Oh my god.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Gordon and Tacoma sent that one in. This one's from
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Tom and Indiana weed Man. Lizzo and weed Man recently
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: got married.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: About that?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: He he asked her if you asked her weed Man,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: if if she was the only one, if you were
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: the only one she had ever been with?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You hear about that? Wo? Yeah?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: She said, yes, You're the only one I've ever been with.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: All the others were nines and tens, is what she said.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: That's that's Tom from Indiana. It's a nice dad joke.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, weed Man. Did you know Lizzo is also sponsored
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: by tractor supply?
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she uses them every day to get in
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: and out of bed. That's a Fargo Pete.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Well be Ben, that's that's a perfect lead into did
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: you know that Billy Blanks? You know our laugh track here?
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: He got a job at his local Florida tractor supply store?
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah?
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: He will be the manager of the weed and feed department.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: From Penny bright Side.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: All right, not me, but Benny Brightside Jr. What is
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: the good, the bad, and the ugly about weed Man?
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: What?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Well? The bad? There is no no good. The good,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: there is no bad. He's just ugly. That's Noah in Austin.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Did you hear that? Let's here, did you hear Noah
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: in Austin has made the first weed Man action figure.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: No, wow, that's great.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it comes with three phrases, I love you, make
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: me laugh and saying me money.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Those are the three phrases there. It is Noah in Austin.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you weed Man.