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Chris Franjola on Women in Space, Coachella, The Masters · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the number
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  Speaker 5: one favorite, my first show ever. This is your favorite
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  Speaker 5: model turned young dad, comedian, star of Cover to Cover podcast,
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  Speaker 5: which is such a big hit. Everybody loves him. Your
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  Speaker 5: favorite Chris Franjola.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me back in a
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  Speaker 4: new studio.
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  Speaker 5: I hope that your gorgeous blue eyes are showing and
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  Speaker 5: everyone is subscribing to the YouTube so they can see Chris.
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  Speaker 2: We actually look great because we're both wearing navy.
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  Speaker 4: I know. Is that something you picked up? We're going
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  Speaker 4: to get into it. I see the masters.
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  Speaker 2: I really didn't understand what I was getting into.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And it was fabulous.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see my parents?
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  Speaker 2: No. Did they go?
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  Speaker 4: They used to work it. They don't anymore. They're a
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  Speaker 4: little older now. But they used to volunteer. And my
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  Speaker 4: father would hold up, quiet, please. Quiet, please. I have
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  Speaker 4: to say. He'd be the one who held up the sign.
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  Speaker 4: My mother worked the merch booth.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Everybody. I did not see one. intoxicated person. However,
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  Speaker 2: there were alcohol served.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I did not see any craziness. There was not one
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  Speaker 5: person being rude. They'd set out their seats. And if
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  Speaker 5: you sat in, you could sit in someone's seat and
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  Speaker 5: then they would just go, hi, I'm here now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Get up and leave.
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  Speaker 5: Like everybody was, and you couldn't have your phones. The
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  Speaker 5: photos that I got here, I am with two time winner,
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  Speaker 5: Ben Crenshaw. That is how I got to go because
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  Speaker 5: his delight.
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  Speaker 2: Of a wife, listens to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And became friends with my really good friends from many
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  Speaker 2: years ago. And they all... So then she was like...
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  Speaker 2: So we shared a house with them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Lori and Danny Smith. And then, you know, they get
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  Speaker 5: tickets and stuff because he's, you know, there.
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  Speaker 4: A golf legend.
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  Speaker 7: And.
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  Speaker 2: So we got to.
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  Speaker 5: Shop at the actual country club on the first day Wednesday,
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  Speaker 5: which was where they like play and the kids wear
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  Speaker 5: the caddy outfits, which is the cutest thing ever. It's like,
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  Speaker 5: that's the first day Wednesday, which is not official. They
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  Speaker 5: practice and their kids and wives wear like caddy outfits,
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  Speaker 5: AKA female standup comedian outfits.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, like a jumpsuit.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, some of the guys are, and all
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  Speaker 2: the guys are good looking. Everybody has a belt. I'm,
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy to see this look.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you mean guys are good looking, the golfers or who?
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  Speaker 2: Pretty much the spectators too are pretty cute.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody has a belt, did you say?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone has a belt.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone is like a coordinated outfit. And then, you know,
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  Speaker 5: the yes ma'am from the South.
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  Speaker 2: I love, yes ma'am, yes sir.
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  Speaker 4: Now it's in Augusta, Georgia.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's polite, have a wonderful time. And so then the
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  Speaker 5: first day you could bring a real camera. So that's
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  Speaker 5: how I got some photos if you go to my Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: And, um, And so camera like a real.
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  Speaker 2: Like digital camera, not a phone.
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  Speaker 5: And then so Ben actually took Peter into the famous
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  Speaker 5: locker room.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And he got to like see it, which, you know,
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  Speaker 2: to a guy is a big thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then we got to go to the shopping.
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  Speaker 5: So this is one of the dresses I got, which
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  Speaker 5: is only from the country club. merch store, which is,
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  Speaker 5: and all the merch is really.
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  Speaker 2: High quality stuff.
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  Speaker 5: So yes, you're spending a lot and you're getting the
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  Speaker 5: master thing, which is like a flex, but also it's
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  Speaker 5: not crap. It's like quality things that you're going to wear.
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  Speaker 5: So anyway, um, beyond my expectations of a good time.
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  Speaker 5: And then the next days that we went Thursday and Friday,
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  Speaker 5: you can't have your phone at all.
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  Speaker 2: You leave it in the car.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I loved it.
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  Speaker 4: So nice.
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  Speaker 2: I loved it.
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  Speaker 5: I'd have like a drink or two throughout the day,
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  Speaker 5: which is the perfect amount of buzz to sit in
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  Speaker 5: the sun.
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  Speaker 2: We had perfect weather. Now, if it was freezing or
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  Speaker 2: super hot, I'm sure I wouldn't have loved it as much.
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  Speaker 4: What do you drink?
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  Speaker 5: They're called azaleas. And it's vodka, lemonade, and like grenadine,
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  Speaker 5: I think, or something else.
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  Speaker 2: And delicious. And then there's beers.
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  Speaker 5: And then everyone talks about the food being cheap because
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  Speaker 5: they don't change the prices.
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  Speaker 2: But the food was great. Like the little.
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  Speaker 5: like barbecue sandwich. It was like as good as like
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  Speaker 5: a Bucky's barbecue sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: The best one I've ever had. Best. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Something about wrapped in the foil or something and just
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  Speaker 5: kept like a little warm somewhere. I think it like
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  Speaker 5: blends into the flavor.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: It was so good. Ice cream, like sandwich. Anyway, the
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  Speaker 5: whole thing was super fun. So then we came, came
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  Speaker 5: home and then we watched Rory win.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that was fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's great. That's what we did. And, and you know, now,
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  Speaker 2: Tiger Woods was not there, who's now dating Donald Trump Jr.
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  Speaker 4: 's ex-wife. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Mother of five.
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  Speaker 4: Mother of five?
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  Speaker 2: They have five kids.
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  Speaker 4: All Donald Trump Jr.' s?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, together.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they have five.
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  Speaker 5: And then, so he was not there. He had another
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  Speaker 5: ailment going on. But also he was like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to take away from the event by bringing my
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  Speaker 5: girlfriend there. We are in love and I want to
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  Speaker 5: just stay classy. Let them have their moment, which is
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  Speaker 5: kind of interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Let who have their moment?
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  Speaker 2: The other players. All the other players.
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  Speaker 5: Because the way it works is once you've won, you
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  Speaker 5: can play the tournament for the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 2: Now you may not continue to win.
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  Speaker 5: But they will make a spot for you. And I said,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how I feel about that. I feel
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  Speaker 5: like at a certain point, you should go, you know what,
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  Speaker 5: let me step back so there's more spots available.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, they didn't ask for opinions.
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  Speaker 4: I think the Oscar says if you win an Oscar,
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  Speaker 4: you could go back every year. You could always go back.
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  Speaker 2: You could always get a seat.
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  Speaker 4: You always get a seat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And you know, so, so there's some older guys, but then,
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  Speaker 5: you know, some of them just like Ben just played
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  Speaker 5: on the Wednesday fun day.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: And, um, but some of the guys like they're starting,
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  Speaker 5: we're like in their sixties, like still doing it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're probably knowing they weren't going to win, but I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: but then you're like taking a spot from someone new.
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  Speaker 2: And then, um, So one guy.
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  Speaker 4: It's also about like TV ratings.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You want to see the older guys who you know.
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  Speaker 2: One guy was fascinated because he had he had a
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  Speaker 2: very curvy ass.
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  Speaker 4: Was that right? Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to bring it up. Peter looked him up.
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  Speaker 5: I say he he he wasn't in the finals like
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  Speaker 5: two days. But that ass was like I was like, no,
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  Speaker 5: like like almost like a woman's ass on a man's body.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, kind of shocking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't stop staring at it. I was close.
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  Speaker 4: But like, are you saying that's good or bad?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not my kind of thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But look, who am I to talk about an ass?
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  Speaker 5: Everyone says, I don't have an ass. How dare you
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  Speaker 5: not have an ass?
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  Speaker 4: I don't really have much of one either. However, I
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  Speaker 4: agree with you. I think too much of an ass
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  Speaker 4: is a fine line between no and too much.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, this is what he was born with. Clearly,
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  Speaker 5: he didn't get a PBL like, you know, the Kardashians.
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  Speaker 5: I just was like kind of fascinated by it.
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  Speaker 2: But here's the thing, you know, A lot of people
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  Speaker 2: look at her flat ass.
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  Speaker 5: I've had people go, Heather, just with all your money,
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  Speaker 5: I just don't understand why you've not gone in and
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  Speaker 5: gotten a BBL, a Brazilian butt lift or a butt
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  Speaker 5: fill or taken the fat.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you know why I don't?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't have.
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  Speaker 4: To look at it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to look at it.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck do I care? You have to look
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  Speaker 2: at it.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm sorry for the people that are in line
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  Speaker 5: at Target. I'm sorry that.
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  Speaker 4: You're looking at it.
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  Speaker 5: Who's ever having to look at it. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: does that make me a narcissist or does that make
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  Speaker 5: me a saint? Because I'm like, would I be a
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  Speaker 5: saint if I got a, would that be a more
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  Speaker 5: Christian thing to do is to fill my ass up
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  Speaker 5: so that people could see it and enjoy it?
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  Speaker 2: Because that's the thing. I, I like to spend money.
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  Speaker 2: Color my hair. Wear my lashes. Because I look at
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  Speaker 2: the mirror.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see what's behind me.
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  Speaker 4: What about when you step into like you try clothes
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  Speaker 4: on and I have that mirror that you can see
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  Speaker 4: behind you.
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  Speaker 2: I just ignore that part.
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  Speaker 4: I do too. Everybody should. I think everybody does. Like
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  Speaker 4: seeing anyone from the back is not great. I'm talking
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  Speaker 4: about anybody. It's not great.
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  Speaker 2: All these people that spend money on their butts.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: That must be someone who's really looking to get.
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  Speaker 5: With a certain kind of guy that is really, really
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  Speaker 5: into the ass.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's okay.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was kind of going away a little bit,
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  Speaker 4: the giant ass.
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  Speaker 5: The giant, giant ass. But a good, perky good ass
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  Speaker 5: is always going to be beloved.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's always going to be something that you want.
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  Speaker 4: But don't you think also with the Brazilian butt lift,
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  Speaker 4: sorry to continue on this.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, please do.
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  Speaker 4: Eventually you get to a point where you just got to,
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  Speaker 4: that this is just not going to be, like you
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  Speaker 4: getting a Brazilian butt lift now.
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  Speaker 2: Why would I?
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  Speaker 4: We're a little ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: Even if Peter died and I was out just, you know,
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  Speaker 5: on the apps, just.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm not 25. Right. And I
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  Speaker 2: really don't care. And I think I, I'm doing pretty good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So for what, what's going on. So again, it didn't
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  Speaker 2: hurt me in the nineties getting a guy to talk
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  Speaker 2: to me. And I don't know that would hurt me.
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  Speaker 4: You always hit it well.
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  Speaker 5: The group that I will date after, if something was
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  Speaker 5: to happen are the same guys that liked me in
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  Speaker 5: the nineties. They're just going to be here divorced and
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  Speaker 5: broken in their late fifties.
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  Speaker 4: Right. Right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they're Aspen either.
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  Speaker 4: And I think, yeah, you don't want, like, eventually you're
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: going to die and then, you know. I'm ready. Does
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: that all, when they cremate you, does that all go
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: in the cremation? Like, does the pee, whatever they put
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: in your cheeks, does that get ash?
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  Speaker 5: I think the silicone liquid, the silicone implants, if they're silicone,
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  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think we'll, just like if you opened a casket,
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: like if you went, you know, they would just be
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: laying there. I don't know that they did. I wonder
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  Speaker 5: if they've ever done that when they've like opened up
• 10:49
  Speaker 5: a casket and it's like a, well a casket I
• 10:52
  Speaker 5: think kind of like protects the body. But like if
• 10:55
  Speaker 5: a body was found in the woods, would those two
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  Speaker 5: things just like be in the, in the shelf of
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  Speaker 5: the skeleton? So if, but those, you don't do that
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  Speaker 5: in your ass anymore. They realized that was a mistake.
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  Speaker 5: They just put in fat and they usually put in
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  Speaker 5: your own fat. So it doesn't move or anything. Now
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  Speaker 5: if you have no fat, Then they put filler in,
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  Speaker 5: and that will eventually dissolve and possibly could move.
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  Speaker 4: Because there was people, like one or two ladies died
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  Speaker 4: from putting in cement and shit.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Some of the people do the deals. So you
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  Speaker 2: don't want to do that either. Speaking of The Weeknd. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so it was first we know Coachella.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were at the Masters while Coachella was going on.
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  Speaker 4: You chose.
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  Speaker 2: The total better choice.
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  Speaker 5: Also because, you know, I have a place in La Quinta.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go there this weekend. This weekend it
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  Speaker 5: says it's going to be 80.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. This past weekend it was extremely hot.
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  Speaker 4: Like 98. Every year Coachella is like 102 degrees. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know why it becomes like the hottest day of
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  Speaker 4: the week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It just depends. You
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  Speaker 2: just don't know. You could get 100 degrees or you
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  Speaker 2: could get like 82 and like loveliness.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So it was really, really hot. Something happened with the
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: campers and they were stuck in it for 12 hours.
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  Speaker 5: But I also feel like people that are home that
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  Speaker 5: aren't there, they love to hear that something that was
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  Speaker 5: planned and supposed to be fun that they were never
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  Speaker 5: going to go to is a disaster.
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  Speaker 2: It's their favorite thing.
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  Speaker 4: To report on. It's our fire. It's our fire fest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They just are like, oh, I do that. Everyone was
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  Speaker 5: waiting in line for 12 hours. People are so excited
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  Speaker 5: to say it was a disaster. I'm like, fine it's
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  Speaker 5: not for you like you don't have to go as
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  Speaker 5: someone that now like has a heart in Lakita Coachella
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  Speaker 5: is a great thing I don't want it to go
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  Speaker 5: away kids go it's a young person's thing it's like
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  Speaker 5: for teenagers and even even like influencers that went for
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  Speaker 5: the last like six years are like not being invited
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  Speaker 5: back and they're inviting the TikTokers. It's like pass the
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  Speaker 5: torch and just whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares?
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  Speaker 4: I watched a lot of clips and there was a
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  Speaker 4: clip of a guy named Benson Boone who's very good.
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  Speaker 2: Who does the flips and has the abs.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And he sang Bohemian Rhapsody. Yes. Freddie Mercury Queen song.
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  Speaker 4: And at one point they made a big production out
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  Speaker 4: of Brian May. The guitarist from Queen was playing with him.
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  Speaker 4: And he goes, ladies and gentlemen, Brian May. And I
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  Speaker 4: don't think anybody in the crowd's like, who? Some old
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  Speaker 4: man comes up out of the stage like it's a
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  Speaker 4: big deal. And the crowd's like, I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: who that is. He's 70-something years old. Like, how would
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  Speaker 4: they know?
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  Speaker 2: How would they know?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I do think, you know, and then also
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  Speaker 5: the fact that you can, like, stream it now. So
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm going this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: To Coachella?
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  Speaker 2: To my house.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm like, you know, we can just stream it
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  Speaker 5: from our backyard and lay around in our pool and, like,
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  Speaker 5: have a margarita.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I like going to like, if there's like a
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  Speaker 5: day party that's like an influencer thing, I like to
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: do that.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: But actually going to the thing, it's just like you feel,
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: it's a lot of walking and you feel like an
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: old person.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: And with a celebrity, I saw Chalamet walking in with Kylie. Kylie,
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: they went. Kylie, of course, 10 feet behind.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Why do you think that is? At least in
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: the clip I saw.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, jeez. Well, then I saw them getting cuddly and cute.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: But then her baby daddy, he was playing that night.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, Travis Scott.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: So I thought that was kind of interesting. I'm like,
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: I guess she still likes the music. Missy Elliott. I
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: saw performing. I thought that was pretty great. Yeah.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: And, um, there was some good performance.
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: And the Lady Gaga like looked amazing, but I have
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: to tell you something and this is, I'm scared to
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: say it.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Oh no.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I don't really like Lady Gaga songs.
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: Like I think she's beyond talented, but whenever I like
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: am listening, cause I listened to like regular radio or
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: it's just a mix of music sometimes. And every time
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: I hear it's like, you know, pucker face and all that,
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: I'm always like... And I do change the station.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: But I think she's so talented. I know she gave
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: a great show, but I just... When we were at
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: the fire aid, we left before she came on.
• 14:51
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, I still think she's great. I'm just not
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: as into it.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: There are people who don't like the Beatles. You know, that's... It's,
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: you know, art. Everybody has their own interpretation.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Yes. So we'll see. I don't even know who's coming
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: this weekend.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: But I guess they always say the second weekend is
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: like the less exciting weekend.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Isn't it the same with Green Day and Lady Gaga?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's different people. It's a whole different
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: group of people. And then it's like the less exciting
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: time to go.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Like if you're all about filming yourself and... All that
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: kind of stuff. And, like, the outfits, I'm like, oh,
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: my God. Like, they were showing, like, oh, Coachella from,
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: you know, 2014. Everyone was just wearing, like, more, like, Woodstock-y,
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: hippy-dippy flowers.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: In their hair and, like, cute. Now, it's like, look
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: at these outfits. Here's our girl.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Well, she— Crotch out. She's doing crotch out. That's just
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: her thing, right?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: That's Julia— Fox. Fox.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: And it's $ 109.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Degrees.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: And a lot of girls wore leather jackets like Alex
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Earl and all these people with like tiny outfits underneath.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Just for the look. And I'm like, Oh, the sweat.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Um, okay.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: So Brittany, Brittany is in Mexico or on a vacation
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: and she brought a baby doll with her that her
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: bodyguards carrying like.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: A real baby for her and baby doll. Like it's
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: a doll. Yeah. And she wrote a long thing.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: She's in lingerie and she's like, Um, you know, every
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: man I wore lingerie for didn't make me feel good.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: So now I'm going to wear it for you. And
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I was in these toxic relationships and this whole long thing.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, I don't, it just frustrates me.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: Like why she just doesn't do a level of OnlyFans
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: or something. Maybe she just doesn't need the money at all,
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: but I'm just.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Like, I mean, could she do that?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Why can't she do it? But why can't she do it? Like,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: why can't she do it?
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: If she says, I want to do the laundry for
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: you and not for these guys that, you know, were
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: my husbands and stuff.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Like, all right. She's not doing well.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Back to the doll.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: What was that about? Why did she have a doll?
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: You know, remember when she said she was pregnant? I
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: don't think she was ever pregnant. She's talked about I
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: have a baby, you know. I don't know if it
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: was one of those, like, dolls that look like a
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: real baby.
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I know it's like people just don't care,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: but I just want her to find some purpose.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: But I guess she feels like she has a purpose
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: with the Instagram. That's what I have to tell myself.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: She does. She can just be at her own house.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: She still looks kind of okay. Like, she's in good shape.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: She is in good shape.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: But then sometimes you don't know if this is from
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: a long time ago or two years ago.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because that's the hotel she always stays at, that bathroom.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: I feel like all her bottoms, like whether they be
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: shorts or panties or whatever, they're all like one size
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: too small.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: And she pulls them real down.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Low, low, low.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Anyway. Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: daughter is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Hair care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: her bestie. But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
• 18:04
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• 18:06
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• 18:09
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• 18:14
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• 18:15
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• 18:16
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• 18:21
  Speaker 7: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: be taken from you, what would you do if it
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: was given back?
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 18:49
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• 18:51
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: I need a home dad.
• 18:53
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• 18:54
  Speaker 2: When I came in, he started crying.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 19:02
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• 19:03
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• 19:06
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• 19:09
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• 19:11
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• 19:13
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• 19:17
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• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the most exciting news in space.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: This is the greatest thing ever. Why?
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Because Lauren Sanchez is a helicopter pilot.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: She is? She is. I did not know that. Okay.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: And before getting with between kind of her not really
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: being like doing hosting news things.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Before she left the agent husband for their other good friend,
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: you know, Jeff Bezos, to just remind people they were
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: couples that hung out. And then they started seeing each other.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: And then I think the agent found out. And so
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: then they broke up.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Right. The marriages.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: The marriages.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: And they stayed together, Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos. And
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: nobody really cares because, you know, he's on the yacht, too.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Now the ex-husband's like, whatever, brings his girlfriend around like
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: he doesn't care. Like, I mean, I do think if
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: your wife's going to cheat, she'll be with Jeff Bezos.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Anyway. So I think he got in the space game.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Whatever this spaceship is, I think this is like his thing,
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Jeff Bezos, like to kind of compete with like Elon's.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Sure. Yeah. I think it is.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: And so it's like, Hey, rich people can go to
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: on this ride. It's an 11 minute ride. It looks
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: like just.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: A ride and you come back down, you go up
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: and you can.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: So it was 11 minutes long. And so she was like,
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: let me put an all female like group together. But
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: it felt very much just like influencers.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Like she got Katy Perry.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: She got Katy Perry. I think she also got, um,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: who's the other really rich guy's ex wife. The other one. Yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I think she got hurt.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: No, I swear.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: No, that wasn't her?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, whatever. Nobody was an astronaut.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Well, there was like scientists. Okay, a scientist.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: And then there was Gayle King, which I think she
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: thought Gayle King would like rise the, kind of raise
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: the group.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, no, Gayle King is just a talk
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: show host like you and me.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: We are all at the level of Good Morning America.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: It is not a hard job. I've said it from
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: the start. It's not a hard job.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Less than ever, probably. Yes. I feel like those channels, like,
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: it's all becoming so weird that now more people go to, like,
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: you know, Joe Rogan than they would to Good Morning America.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and so I'm like, so she, not that she's
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: not smart, but, like, she's not, like, clearly they probably,
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: she probably asked Oprah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: And Oprah was like, I don't want to go up
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: there because it freaks me out, but you should ask Gail.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: This is what I think happened. And then I think
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: she probably asked Kim Kardashian. And they're like besties. And
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: I think Kim was like, no, but I'll give you
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: like the skims underwear to wear under the outfit. Because
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: I don't think I think Kim has said she's not
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: one that wants to like go to space. I have
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: said I don't want to go to space.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: You have?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that. I didn't know you publicly said it.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I have said it numerous times. I have no desire
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: But for 11 minutes you wouldn't go up and turn
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: around and look back? I mean, isn't that what it is?
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: I guess if it becomes like an American airline flight
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: to Phoenix where it's like there hasn't been any explosions
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: or anything.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: What if they had a.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Decent merch table up there that you could buy nice
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: dresses like you did at the Masters? I went to
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: space and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: So they had the really cute outfits that this designer
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: made them. It was a very flattering outfit. And Oprah
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: was there.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: She was.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: And Kris Jenner was there.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Why was she there?
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Because she suddenly became best friends with Lauren Sanchez.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: In the last couple years. Where were they?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Wherever the launch is.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: And Oprah then was crying until she came back. And, yeah,
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, their friendship is really strong.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: And this was happening today.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: This all happened this morning.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Wow. And they went up and came back.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: They went up and came back.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: And, you know, there was some criticism because leading up
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: to it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Olivia Munn was critical of it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, leading up to it because it was like, you know,
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Katy Perry was like, we're going to put the ass
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: into astronaut, just saying things like that. And Lauren Sanchez says,
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: we're going to bring glam to space.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: But they didn't bring their glam guys floating around. No,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: they did their makeup before. We're going to have eyelashes.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: You're astronaut wearing that. Wow.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: But I'm sure they're right up to the last minute,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: somebody running after them, doing this. But they weren't. It's
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: not like they're in space.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: They were just in these lay down seats. It was
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: just like a lay down. It just looked like a
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: ride at Disneyland. Honestly, it looked like a nice ride
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: at Disneyland. I mean, I don't even know if they
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: said we had training in this. I don't know what
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: kind of training, what to do. Open the door if
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: there's a problem and fly out? I don't think there
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: was any training.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Why couldn't they have gotten stuck up there like those
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: other two? That would have been great if they were stuck.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Up there for nine months.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying they had to die.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want anyone to die.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: But it would have been fun if they were stuck
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: up there for nine months.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yes. And then they really came back looking different.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Everything went to shit. Lauren
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Sanchez just deflated whatever she's got going on.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: And then like when they come back, like.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: I remember I would do this religious retreat called Kairos.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: A lot of people do.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: And you're not supposed to know what the secret is.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: And the secret is, well, I don't want to tell
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: what the secret is, but who cares? Like as if
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: some 15-year-olds listening to this, whatever. One of the things, okay,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: if you have a kid who's going to do Kairos,
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: pull over and turn this off. The thing is, when
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: you come back, your parents are there and you speak
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: about how great it was. But also, the boys from
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: the brother school that have done it are going to
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: be there too. So now I knew this. So for
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: three days, all the girls at my girl high school,
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: everyone looked like shit.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: They let us eat. They let us smoke, which was weird.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: They were like, you can smoke cigarettes.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Everyone brought candy and crap. And we all looked awful. Well,
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: now I knew that I knew the secret, okay?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: That what?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: That there could be boys waiting there at the end.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: So I put on all my makeup and they're like,
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: why are you putting makeup on the bus from like
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Santa Barbara or whatever?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, my dad said he's taking me to
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: TGI Fridays after, you know?
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: And then we get there and they walk out and
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: they're like, all the cute, you know, guys, you know,
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: with their Letterman jackets there. It's 1988 when people like
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: cared how people looked, you know?
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: You just said the masters, everybody was wearing a belt.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: I swear to, it was the South is good looking people. Yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: But you, you were also at the masters. Yes.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I'm with rich, rich, rich. I'm with multi-generational South, like thick.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: That's not exactly.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Everyone had gorgeous shining hair. Everyone had like, You know,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: just perfect skin.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Let me take you to some of the comedy clubs
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: I play in the South and see if those people
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: are hanging out.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: So, anyway, the girls turned around. Like how do you knew?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is like, what if they were
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: stuck in space?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: And then like only Lauren or only somebody brought like
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: a little makeup bag.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: And now they're coming back and she's like, no, you're
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: not barring my foundation. Like I only have enough for me. Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: And it's like, come on. Like you have to share
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: with all of us.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: And then, you know, so then one person does come
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: back like looking good and the rest, you know, thought
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: it was an 11 minute ride.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's kind of a risky move. These things
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: blow up a lot.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: That's what I think. I was like, you know, like
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: the submarine thing.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: It's just another rich thing people do. I don't know
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: what the point was, except women went into space. But
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: it was like for 11 minutes. And like, did you
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: bring anything back? Did you bring back like a new
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: version of Ozempic, something that other women would care about? Yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: No.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm happy they're safe.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about, so Saturday Night Live, you watch White Lotus, right?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I know of it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: You know of it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: I don't watch it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: So this girl, Amy Lou Woods, she was a big
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: star in it. And it was a little shocking to
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: see her come on because, but also these two girls
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: become friends and they're both dating these older guys at
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: the resort.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: And.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: In my opinion i was like wow that's interesting casting
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: they actually both don't have good teeth the other girl
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: didn't either right and they also were like not like
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: they didn't look like yacht girls they weren't like that
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: hot but i'm like what i liked about her is
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: that she was very appealing she was english so she
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: has like these very unique like kind of what they'd
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: call bunny teeth or split between your teeth.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Never never had braces and um but.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Then i was like well i think it I see
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: why he loved her as an actress and she's just
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: so endearing. But also her character was so in love
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: with this guy, this older guy. And he was probably
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: like 25 years older than her, 20 years older.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: That it was sweet because they're like, okay, well, I
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: don't think she's like a gold digger.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Like I think they actually really fell in love. However,
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: he acted like she was an annoying mosquito the whole trip,
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: but whatever. So they do the Saturday Night Live parody
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: and they call it White POTUS and it's, you know,
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: the guy playing Trump and the two guys playing the
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: brothers and then, like, Ivanka's the sister and they're basically playing, like,
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: the one family that, like, Parker Posey was a part of. And, oh,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: and then the other girl, Chloe, is playing Parker Posey's character, like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: pop or no, and doing the voice and everything. And
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: then this other girl plays her and kind of plays.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Up the teeth. Sarah Squirm, who's very funny.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and plays up the teeth and, you know, the
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: English accent.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: So.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Off the bat, you know, it gets to Amy Lou
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: and she writes on stories like I might delete this,
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: but I'm just really hurt like that.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: This is where you're.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Going with it because the teeth thing, she's like, I've
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: gotten people that have written me like I was going
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: to get my teeth fixed.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Now I'm not like you've given me confidence. It's amazing.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: It's great.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: So anyway.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: I saw it and then she did say something nice
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: after like I'm not blaming the actors I'm just saying
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: like really and here's the thing though if you're going
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: to do an impression of somebody it would have been
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: weird if they didn't do anything with the teeth because
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: every time she would say something she'd be like don't
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: go to hong kong like like she was always like
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: like she it wasn't just the face it wasn't just
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: the teeth it was always like this like shocked look
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: like what you know that that was her that was
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: her character because she was so like in love with
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: this guy so i mean yeah we're still gonna if
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: that's saturday night live i mean one of the things
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: i know that they do do did regret was when
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: um who was the actress that played pat.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah uh sweeney sweeney yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Julia sweeney played again braces not cute yeah uh what's
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: clinton's daughter chelsea clinton oh yeah and they had you
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: know and then chelsea and then they realized wait a
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: minute you're right We shouldn't be doing an impression of
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: a child.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: And so that was like one of the things. But
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, like.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: What about It's Pat?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Well, she says she totally regrets that.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: She's like done like one woman shows about like regretting
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: It's Pat.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Different times.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Very different times. Because she created that at the Groundlings.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Which, by the way, when I talked about.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: How the older guys should maybe give up their spot,
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: it reminded me of the Growlings. The Growlings Theater, which
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: I talk about all the time, which a lot of
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: SNL people came from, there's only 30 spots that you
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: can then perform on Friday and Saturday night for the
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: rest of your life until you give up your spot.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: But then every year or twice a year, there's a
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: group that comes up from the B company, Sunday company,
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: and they have to decide who could have the new spots. Well,
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: every year there'd be like 18 people, there'd be one spot.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: And we'd be like, this bitch is on a bus.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: This one's on their fourth year of SNL.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Like, open it up.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Like, you really need to come back on a Saturday
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: night and, like, perform for 99 people.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Like, what is this?
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Anyway, getting back.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: So what are your feelings about this whole thing?
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, honestly, my first feeling is, of course,
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: you just have to have thicker skin, I think. I
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: get it, you know. But we all get made fun of.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: You read things.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I read things. I'm the little puppet and saw.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Don't ever stop.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: We're all here.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Use that as much because I'm the one who talked
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: about it first.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: 15 years ago.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: So if someone wants to now throw that out and
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: go look at that face, it's the same face I had.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: These cheeks are not filled. Look at me when I
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: was 12. It's the same fucking face.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, the person who said, who came up with that,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: you look like the puppet from Saw.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: It was a tweet. It was a tweet while I
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: was at.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Chelsea. And that was when we never got any hate. Like,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: it was very low hate. And I was like, oh,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: my God. I love it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Like, it's a franchise. Billy, he's good at the tricycle. He,
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: you know, gets to be in a lot of things.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: And then they'd be like, because it's kind of like
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: the cheeks are, like, big because of my cheeks, they
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: use it for a lot of plastic surgery.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: So, like, people have said, Joan Rivers looks like Billy.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, hey.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: Ugh.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Like, it's me. Right. Don't give it to other people.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I have to read once a week
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: that I'm an old prune, dried up prune, things like that.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, you just got to roll with
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: the punches.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you could notice, but I currently
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: have Invisalign. I'm wearing Invisalign. Invisalign's a great thing. I'm
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: old for Invisalign, so this girl might want to think
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: about it. I don't know, but her teeth are kind
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: of like her thing, right?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: So Drake did Invisalign. Okay.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: But then I think it really was looking good. And
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: then I think he kind of like stopped with it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: So then when they move, you can't go back. You
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: kind of got to start all over.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: But I think he was doing a different brand.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: So if Invisalign would like to or somebody else would
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: like to come back, we would like to reinstate the Invisalign.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm a big fan. And get it going again.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: 16 weeks. I got to go.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: You're going to notice a difference.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm already. I've been two weeks.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I've already noticed a difference. You look good. I mean,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: you have a great smile.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: It's going to change my whole face.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be like, I think I'm going to
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: get back into modeling.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: But I love that she looks unique. I'm so sick
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: of everybody with their giant chompers. I'm so sick of
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: everybody looking exactly the same.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: So I do think there's going to be a movement
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: of casting more actresses that haven't fucked with their face
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: and stuff. And I think then hopefully there'll be a
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: movement of people like, you know, like I already noticed
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: a lot less girls are getting boob jobs.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Tiny tits are in. Or if they get them, they
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: get them small.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Tiny tits have been, yeah.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: But like non-enhanced tits.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Confidence around.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Even if you get boob jobs, you go for the
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: small ones.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. They call them little teardrops.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's in. That's like you can wear couture.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: You look skinny. It's like chic.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: So it's like things go in and out of style.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: So but, you know, you get those big white chompers.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: You can never take those off.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: So you want to be careful of like fixing your teeth,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: but looking natural. But I get it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: I honestly feel badly for the actress that did it
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: because I think she's probably feeling weird.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: But that's one of those things like you and I
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: have been in this game. We've done characters on on
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: shows where we've really gone hardcore.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: And I do feel bad about some of them.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Like, which ones? I mean, you did an Amy Winehouse
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: that was great, but it was.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Well, she can't get mad at me.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, that's... She died. You dodged that bullet.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: But you know what I mean? I used to do
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: a Gary.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: I think I would have had a lot more trouble
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: doing it if we're social media, where is it here,
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: where it is now.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Once again, different time.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I wasn't getting that kind of.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: We weren't getting, like, that response really on Twitter or
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: anything right after we did it. And then it would
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: be gone, and then there'd be a new show the
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: next day.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: So it didn't, like.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: live in infamy and there weren't like reels cut of
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: every single thing we said and did.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: And I do get it when you, everybody is talking
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: about everybody on their podcast reels get cut, bits get cut.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: And then people really like go, Oh, I can't believe
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: they said that. I can't now it's like, no, good.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Talk about me. Who cares?
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Like, you know, but I get why you get her.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: And that's probably the first time she saw it. And
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: I re I remember they did a parody of Chelsea
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: lately on SNL.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: It was funny.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I think it did bother her.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Oh really? I don't know. Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: I remember a lot. I have a weird memory. And
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: I remember there was a girl being Lonnie love.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Someone being Ross.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: And then it was just like three loud. And then like, yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: And somebody else, like nobody was doing like me or anything. Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: And, um, and I think it just was like, it's
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: one of those things that are like, you know, of
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: course they were going to make something fun of something
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: that was, successful and different than anything we've seen, you know,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: just like they done so many parodies in the beginning
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: about podcasts and how lame podcasts are. And everybody has one,
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: you know, like everyone shit on it in the beginning.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: They're doing, they do that on a Saturday night live.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: They do like a podcast sketch where they talk about
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: like bro podcast.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: They're all shitting on it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: Cause they're probably like pissed that they're sitting there, you know,
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: having to kiss Lauren Michaels ass.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Like their other friend who didn't get SNL writing staff,
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: from four years ago is probably doing really well yeah
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: and podcasting so they want to shit on it so
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: it's like yeah i think but i think i can
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: see why you know and she's gonna be fine and
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: bask in her glory it was just the first time
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: she had to deal with but by but by doing.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: This now i've heard this before in life.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: But i don't think she was a big enough star
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: and this wasn't as big of a deal but you
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: know what's good about this now now nobody's gonna do
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: her there might've been somebody right now kind of about
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: to do a video.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: They're probably taking down their videos.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: And you know, like doing that whole thing. Like I
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: saw a guy getting out.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Of the, it was making me laugh. He was just
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: a normal guy. He didn't have big teeth, but he
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: was coming out of the pool and always being like.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Don't go to Hong Kong. And then you go back
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: and don't go. And I was like, this is funny. Like,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: it's funny because we all watched white Lotus. It's like
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: COVID jokes. Everybody watched white Lotus.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: So, but, By her calling it out and stuff, now
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: she can sit back and know that nobody's doing it.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: No one's going to make fun of the teeth ever again.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, I know that this is an easy response
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: to this.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: But you should be more concerned when they're not doing parodies.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Right.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Just go. Just roll with it. Yeah. That means your
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: career is going well.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Which when they stop, that's when you got to start
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: concerning yourself.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: True. True to that. I mean, it's true.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, but it's a, you know, she's, but
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: I get it. She hasn't had this kind of fame yet.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: So now she has to get used to it. This
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: was kind of interesting.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: I saw this clip from Oprah and she said when
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: she was ending her Oprah show, which was such a
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: big deal for only for her now to come back.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: ABC three o'clock channel seven here in Los Angeles, 3 PM.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Oprah. I remember I used to run home. I loved it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: I rode my bike home because it was at 3
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: and we got out of school at like 2.50.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: So no matter what they did, one day it could be,
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: you know, they had somebody who was like a burn victim.
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Next day it was Tom Cruise. I mean, it was
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: just always great.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: It was just so good. I always missed the first
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: part of it.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: But I knew what was coming up. Hoarders, meth moms,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: whatever it was. And.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: I always liked that stuff more than a star. But anyway,
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: so now Oprah, she made such a big deal. I'm
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: leaving the most popular, greatest show ever to have my
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: own network.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: But now.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: she's like the rest of us and she has a podcast.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: So she's doing her podcast and she's saying how when
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: her final night, because I remember the goodbye to Oprah
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: went on for like a fucking year.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Her final thing was like people coming up to her
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: and just singing her praises and everything. And I do
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: remember one time she had an episode where she had
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: like all the other people before her that no longer
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: had talk shows from like Ricky Lake to whatever. And
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: she was like, so what's it like when you leave
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: the daily talk show?
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: And everyone's like talking about, Oh, it's a hard thing.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: And she's like, then all of a sudden Oprah's like, yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: but I'm also going to my, having my own network.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Like I was just like, why? Like, you're not like
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: going off to space. Like it's, it's like you're whatever.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: So she does her whole thing. And she says, I
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: remember she's talking to Maria Schreiber.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Mother of, who played Saxton, Patrick, who everyone's in love
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: with now, and he was very good in it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Strangely enough, he doesn't look like either one of them.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I see a little bit in both. You do?
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: And what was good about his acting is there'd be
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: times where he'd kind of look dorky and lame, and
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: then there's times when he could look kind of like
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: a player.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: And so I think he is a good actor. He
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: was good in it. But anyway, and he's likable.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: So anyway, she says, She's sitting across from me and
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: she goes, and it was all set for the final, final,
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: final goodbye that you were supposed to come because they
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: were like best friends from when they were both like
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: 25-year-old writer, journalist, whatever. And she's like, and that morning
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: the news broke that Arnold had a child with your housekeeper.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: And I was like, did not expect you to come.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: And you did. And I'm thinking, I bet she loves
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: that you're bringing that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Up right now. Oh, thanks.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Another favor I'm doing for you, Oprah, to do your show.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Hey, you have any other shitty things you want to
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: talk about that happened to me in my life?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: That were also good for me. Like you came to
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: celebrate me.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about half my family being assassinated while we're
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: at it. Oh, my God.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: So then she's like, yeah, but you were my friend
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: and you're always there for me. So I was going
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: to be there for you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, my.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: And I don't know. It's one of my favorite Hollywood stories.
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Is Arnold having the child with the maid that now
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: is like was on Dancing with the Stars.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: And is really good looking.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Nice guy.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: And, you know, it's all fine.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: But I'm always just like I can't believe that the
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: maid didn't realize how valuable this situation was and continued
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: to be the maid.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Like continued while she has a child who like the
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: grandma has to watch.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Right. And she's watching these other kids.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: And she's like, well, my Arnold kid is being watched
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: by Abuelo in Pacoima while I'm folding the monogrammed Maria
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Shriver towels.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Right. And I know this every year. Every year I
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: know this.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: And then she even said she suspected it one year.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: She said, why don't you come over for Christmas? You know,
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: because the boys were very close in age. There's a
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: younger one.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: But the one kid looks exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: That's the kid. Yeah, I know. So then he comes
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: over now at like eight, and she hadn't seen him,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: you know. And Maria was like.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Is that? Merry Christmas.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: What?
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Okay. Did you hear about Mickey Rourke?
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Did I hear about it? It's the greatest story ever.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you tell us then? If you know all
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: about the Mickey. So this is Mickey Rourke on Big Brother.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Celebrity Big Brother. Our girl JoJo Siwa. Also what? Who
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: really is just. I just. I love her. I love
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: JoJo Siwa.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Do you?
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I just think she's just so fucking happy.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: She's not stopping.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: She's not stopping.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Rolling with the punches, doing reality shows now.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I saw her do a part with him
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: after he said the mean thing about the lesbian. Like,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: he's like, oh.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: There were two things, I think.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: He's like, you won't be a lesbian after a while. Like,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: he wants this fucking mask face.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Oh, my God.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Here are some of the quotes.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: I watched a clip of him, like, he was, like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: laying on a couch, and his skin was, like, falling,
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: peeling off.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: And remember he was just so hot in nine and
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: a half weeks.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: With, uh, yeah, it was a long time ago, but
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: still what's happened to him now. Who knows? Oh, okay.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: So he said, this is what Mickey Rourke said to
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: cute little Jojo, who just has the cutest face I've
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: ever seen.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Like she's just so cute.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: He goes, if I stay longer than four days, you
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: won't be gay anymore. And she says, I can guarantee
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: I'll still be gay and I'll still.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Be very, very happy relationship.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: And then the, the other guy, Chris Hughes was like,
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: you can't be saying that. And then he also said,
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: vote the lesbian out real quick.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: So then they did talk to him, but also he
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: was creepy to this other girl, um, Like, the host
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Who's this? A.J. Oduda?
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: He was, like, grabbing her.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: It's an English show.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're on the British one? The British one.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: So anyway, he was real creepy with her, and she's like, stop,
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: you're being flirtatious. So all of that together, she did
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: want to vote him out, JoJo, but it was actually
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: the producers that's like, you need to go, and now
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: he regrets it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: But I think they probably, like, this is what you
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: want on these shows. You want, like, And now they're
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: probably like, well, we should have kept them because it's
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: fun to have them here. Like, isn't that kind of
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: way you want to see him lying around on a
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: couch just saying ridiculous things?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Just being like an old politically incorrect creep.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: That's why he was cast. Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: With his scary fucking face.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with his scary face. It looks like his face,
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: his face looks like it was like put together by
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: other faces.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: It is titularly Mr. Potato Head. Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: It is wild. I mean, it's, I don't know how
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: old he is. Is he 70?
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: He's probably like mid-60s.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Man, that's rough.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just got bad work done too early on.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: He always said that it was never work.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Like if he would have waited, there's better work now, huh?
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: He always said that it was never work. He said
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: it was from my boxing career. That pushed his cheekbones up?
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: He did. I was punched so much.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: That my cheekbones went up to my eyebrow.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: And I don't know what that hair is. That hair is, like,
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: not even, I don't know what it is.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: It's just, like, trying to, like, hang on with, like,
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: a youthful.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: He's got a paintbrush on his head. Oh, my God. Oh,
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: poor guy. Whatever. You know, now he's just out of it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I guess he's taking whatever they pay on these shows.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Because he was on Masked Singer.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I think all these.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: He did Masked Singer, too.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think all these shows, you get one big fee.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Whether you get cut the first day.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: But then you get more if you stay and then
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: you get like a bonus if you win the whole thing.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: But you also have to pay Mickey Rourke probably more
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: than you would pay some other people.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: But that's why they don't let you like, there's like
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: a thing where if you want to leave, then you
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: like lose your money.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Because I think so many of them get there and
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: they're like, you know what? I already made my, whatever.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I made my 50 grand.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: I don't need to stay and make an extra five
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: or 10 each day I stay because it's fucking hell.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Like I remember there was some like athlete. that just
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: wanted to leave. And he was like, I just, I
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: don't care. Like, please vote me out. Like I'm losing
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: my mind in one of these big brother things.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: And, and I was like, Oh yeah. Would you rather
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: be stuck in space.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Or in the big brother house with Mickey Rourke? Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I would choose the big brother house.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I would too. Cause I can walk around. Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they said when those two astronauts finally came back,
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: they had to learn how to walk and stuff.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they have no gravity.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Ugh, anyway.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Eric and Lyle Menendez, the judge grants a re-sentencing hearing.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: So this is like real big news.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: However, one of their aunts who was pushing for them,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: she just passed.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: But pushing for them to get out.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Tammy was there. That is the.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: the wife that Eric has had for a very long time.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Now Lyle, Lyle is, had two wives.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: One who was Anna, who she was fell in love
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: with him during court TV. And she also had like
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: this other boyfriend I've talked about that I like made
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: out with once that was on Jenny McCarthy show. And
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: he said he would come home from trying to get
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: sitcoms and auditions and And every day she'd be sitting
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: there watching court TV.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: And then one day Lyle.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Called her, called. And it was like, well, you accept
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: a call from the blah, blah, blah. And he's like,
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: who is this? And he's like, it's Lyle McNendez. Put
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: my girlfriend on the phone, you fucker. Like he was
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: like mean and threatening him. So they break up. She
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: falls in love. And I'm like, well, he was on TV.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: And like, you weren't like, what do you want?
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: That's all that matters. He's famous.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: She finds out he's cheating on her meeting because you
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: can't have conjugal visits, but writing other women coming.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: They get divorced. He mirrors another girl.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: All of this from within prison.
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: She now found out he's with this young English girl
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: that has come to visit and everything.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: But who's also in love with him is Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Rosie is writing him and talking to him from Ireland
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: ever since she saw the doc. For Rosie, she doesn't
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: need to read any legal things.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: She sees a doc....
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: That's the truth. That is her new truth. She's done
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: this with like a few other things. And so she says,
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: you know, I love him.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I love him. He's become a very good friend.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: She moved on from Tom Cruise, remember? She loved Tom
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Cruise on her show. My cutie patootie or whatever.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: When she was not out yet. Yeah.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: We were pretending she was straight there for a minute.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: That was her whole shtick.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah. She was in love. I was on.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: This talk show with Ross, I did it for, like,
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: five weeks.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: And it was called Hollywood Today Live. And it was myself,
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Garcelle Bouvet from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ross, and
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: this other blonde guy. And they had this shtick going
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: on that he was, like, in love with Garcelle. And
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: every day we had to act like it was real.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Ugh.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: And it was just so like, I'm like, this is
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: so lame. Like what?
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: What are we doing?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: And he'd be like, oh, and then they'd be like,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: before break, they'd be like, and whoa, whoa, whoa, not
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: so close to Garcelle, buddy, or whatever.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: And he'd be like, and she'd be like, I mean,
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: it was just so dumb. I'm like, this is so
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: the fake. thing of like loving your, it was so stupid.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Not to go back to what I always go back to,
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: and my apologies to anyone who thinks we talk about
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: it too much.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: It was like when, in our Chelsea Lately days, when
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: we had to pretend that she gave birth to the dogs,
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I was always like, what am I doing? Like, I
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: remember having to write it, and then Chunk, I was born,
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: and I was like, what the fuck am I doing
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: with my life that I'm writing? Can we base this
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: in some sort of reality, please?
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I remember one day you had a prediction that came true.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, I did?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: And you said, we are this close to having the
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: dog talk.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: And it did.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: I remember.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: It did.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: It was that Jenny McCarthy, who at the time was
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: very close to Chelsea.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: They were like best friends.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: She was like sent a video or something that she
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: was now making love to the dog or the dog
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: was cheating on her.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because she watched the dog for, I know.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: She watched the dog for a weekend and then it
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: was like, so then it was supposed to be Now
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: let's have the dog say like, I got fucked by Jenny.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. What bestiality joke it was.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: But we were like, what? Like, this is so dumb.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: So dumb. So dumb. But whatever.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: You know, speaking of that, I just did a TikTok
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: thing that is just as dumb. Oh, no.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: There's a TikTok challenge. You can take a photo of
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: your dog and ask chat GPT what it would look
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: like if it was a human.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: So we did it with Raven. My dog is extremely
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: good looking. And the girl came out and she is stunning. Stunning.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my God.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: And I said, she looks like she comes from the
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: East Coast.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: She has very little makeup on. Naturally dark hair.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Blue eyes like my dog. She looks like she's like
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: a junior at Brown. Full scholarship, but she wouldn't let
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: you know that she's on full scholarship. She's just like classy.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: A little aloof. You know, she knows she's good looking.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: She doesn't have to wear like any makeup. Dad's a doctor.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Mom's a, you know, English professor.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: She doesn't, you know, we don't know if she's going
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: to go to law school or do something with the UN.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: There's been a lot of opportunities.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: And yeah, that's what I see. So then you can
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: do it about yourself. You can say, make me into
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: a dog.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Yes. How to come out.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Well, what was interesting is Shannon and I both were
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: like golden retrievers. Both of us.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: And you guys are family.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: And we are related. So they know that we're the
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: same breed. Isn't that weird?
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Because they made her son something else.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: I feel like the whole thing is weird.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: It is weird.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: It is weird. Okay, so.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Horse Girl or whatever? This DJ? I
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: think she played at Coachella.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: And did she wear a horse head?
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: No, she's got like a horse face. She does the makeup,
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, she dresses.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: I just thought. She's a human body horse face. It's
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: the strangest thing.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, I think you're saying people think she looks like
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: a horse and she's embracing it the way I embrace
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Billy from the Saw series.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: No, I think she makes herself like a horse face.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, interesting.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, so, you know, they're supposed to have this... So
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: I guess there's going to be another... Let me just
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: read this. Okay, so there's going to be a resentencing.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: The judge is allowing a resentencing effort for Lyle and
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Eric to move forward. But the district attorney had opposed
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: the resentencing, arguing the brothers haven't shown full remorse or
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: taken responsibility. But they're saying, no, they've been model inmates,
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: and so there you go. So they've always said, the
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: DA is like, no, because they were killed for money.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: You know, otherwise you would have kept the mom alive. But,
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: you know, why did you kill the mom too?
• 54:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: And then it was planned and everything else.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: But I think most people feel like they wouldn't be
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: a menace to society.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: They obviously would start a podcast.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Okay. Clearly. Yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: That would start off as, you know, stories from prison
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: and helping people. And then people would lose interest and
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: then they would start talking about Bravo.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Speaking of that. Have you listened to any of Meghan
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Markle's new podcast?
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: The new one, just the trailer. Did you listen to some?
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Tell me.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Because I joined up. I'm on her mailing list for
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: her company.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: As ever. Okay. So I get some fun stuff.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Just to remind people, you guys worked together at Mirabelle.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: We did, yeah. We're dear friends.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: And when she rolled up the.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: The silverware.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: The silverware.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Side work we do together.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Side work, yes.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Did she do it more beautifully or do like an
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: extra burlap string with it that you did not?
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: No, nothing like that, but she did do it better
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: than I did. She was very good. Even as a
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: matter of fact, I think in the show she does
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: on Netflix, she does a little of a calligraphy.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: No, she really does have to.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: I know, and that's what she used to write the specials.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: And she gave me a calligraphy birthday card that I
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: wish I still had, but I don't.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're like, who's this dumb waitress? I'm never
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: going to keep in touch with this weirdo. Anyway, I
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: listen to.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Her podcast, and it's just so boring. She's talking about
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: packaging of her as-ever stuff. She's sending out honey or whatever.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: And I was really concerned about the packaging. And what
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: are porch pirates? That's what she says. Someone told her
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: about porch pirates. She goes, I never heard of such
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: a thing. Porch pirates?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: She's never heard.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: She doesn't watch the news. That's what I said.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: With a million of ring camera.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: They told her not to put on the packaging, on
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: the outside of the packaging, it's her company because porch
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: pirates will take it. Going, well, it's Meghan Markle's. Honey,
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: I'm taking it.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: That's even more annoying.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Anyway, that's what I listen to.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Well, it all sold out. But then other people said, well,
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, it takes a lot of work.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: She had to pick a lot of raspberries in Montecito
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: to fill up even 20 jars.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then she gave them to like famous people.
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: So I'm not surprised it ran out. The question is,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: how many did she make? Did she make 100,000 units
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: or did she make, you know, 300 units?
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Right. I don't know.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: So good for her. Yeah. Good for her. Here's the thing.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Meghan Markle's new $ 103 million business with Amy Schumer and
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: Connie Britton. And it's something about like women's health.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: All right. Whatever.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: She's the breadwinner. That balding carrot top is not doing anything.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where's he been?
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: He's not going to do anything.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll be fine.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: He'll be fine. Everybody's going to be fine. He can
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: just be her husband. He can just teeter around the house. Okay, wait. Okay, so.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: I asked my sister Shannon what she thought about Lori Vallow,
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: worst mother on earth, is now in Arizona. She decided
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: to represent herself in one of the other murders. Like
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: the murder of the husband, I think.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: That clearly the brother shot him.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: To remind people.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: Lori Vallow was the one who believed in the doomsday thing.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: And she and her boyfriend, her husband, killed her two
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: kids because they thought they were demons. But prior to that,
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: she had another husband come by for custody. And her
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: brother said they got in a fight and the brother
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: shot him.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: And they let the brother go. But then the brother
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: died very weirdly, too.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: So she's on trial for one or both of those murders.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: And she decided, you know what? I don't even blame
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: her for this. Now I don't blame her for this.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: Because she's doing life regardless.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: So you might as well have fun.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Representing.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: So she's representing herself. And she's like, no, I'm going
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: to represent myself.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: Like, when she was with Keith Morrison, like, she was
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: acting so weird recently. But I'm like, yeah, obviously she's crazy.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: But so... I guess the clips are like crazy where
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: she's just, you know, like acting like she's on law
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: and order, which I don't blame her.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: I love it when people represent themselves. It's always off
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: the rails.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Off the rails. So I asked my sister Shannon, because
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: people are saying, can you ask Shannon, who's a criminal
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: defense attorney?
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: I go, what do you think of representing yourself? And
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: she said, well, it's always stupid, especially when you are unstable.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Clearly she doesn't think she is. Sometimes people are so.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Entrenched in their story, they can't let anyone else tell it. Also,
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: no attorney.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: would as it's crazy and not a defense that would
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: hold any water yeah i agree so there you go
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: yeah why not there you go but yeah something i
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: think she's probably like i could get a public defender
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: who's not it was again not going to tell my
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: weird ass story or she was mrs she was in
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: one of those mrs pageants yeah she likes the attention
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: she likes to be on stage And it.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Gets her out of jail for like an hour, right?
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Doesn't she go to a courtroom?
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so that's um are you up on the
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: karen reed case i'm not karen reed is the one
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: who's that whole story and she's.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: In her second like trial right now right because they
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: threw out the first they couldn't come up with something
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: which traditionally karen reed is the one who they said
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: that she backed up on her cop boyfriend left dead
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: eye in the snow she's saying he went to a
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: house party And she left because she was annoyed that
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: he didn't come out to get her.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: And she believes that something happened in the house where
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: they killed him on purpose. Now they're covering it up,
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: the cops. So anyway, they couldn't decide on it.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: It was a mistrial.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: So now they're doing it again. But traditionally, when they
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: do it again, it's actually worse for the defense and
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: better for the prosecution.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Because then it's almost like they can go over like, well,
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: let's not bring up this thing and let's push this.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: But then I would think the same thing would go
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: for the defense. You get a second chance at it.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: I think what happened is, I do think something happened
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: with the guy.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: But maybe they got in a.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Fight and he was like, oh, fuck you. And he
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: walked out and then he fell in the snow and died.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: I don't think they killed him and then threw him
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: out in the snow. But that's one juicy crime.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Here's another one. The widow of Woodland Hills.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, right here.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Not me.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: In our neighborhood.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Not me.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: This is a real juicy crime that I'll tell you
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: really quickly because I covered it.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I can tell it quick.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: So there's this guy and he is straight married, but
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: he's big in the hair industry. And at this point,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: he is like an executive for like Wella Hair. Has
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: two teenage daughters and they live just south of Wells,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: very close to you. Very close. You know your main
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: street that you drive down? Just the other side of it.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't want to say where Chris lives, but
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: very nice area.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: And seven years ago, he's out on his porch at
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: like 5.30 at night.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: And he gets stabbed to death. And the daughter finds him.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: And so they're like, oh my God, this must be
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: porch pirates.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: This must be... Yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: This must be a horrible crime in the valley. And
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: as like a Woodland Hills resident, you're like... Because that's
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: where I was living... I was like, oh my God,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: this is just like terrifying. They see two guys in
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: hoodies on the ring camera. The Porsche, his Porsche is gone,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: but they, you know, don't know what happened because only
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: the ring cam, like from the outside, you could see,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: but not, or someone else, no, someone else's properties could
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: see them.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: His whole thing was disabled.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: That day just happened to be disabled. So everyone's like,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: oh my God, this is terrible.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Well, then they find out, um, That she has been
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: screwing this former porn star turned racquetball instructor.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, I read this story.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: From the West Hills 24-Hour Fitness.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Wait, he was a porn star and then he went
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: into racquetball?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: He was like a real valley. Gay porn or straight porn? No,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: I think straight. straight porn. He was like, so he
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: was like in his fifties.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: She was in her forties and they, um, they did
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: it and he got this other guy to help him.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: And they, so then he went to trial and he said, um,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: he's doing life and they're like, come on, your girlfriend
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: was involved. And he sat and did, it was like
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: so many days of testimony. He always said she never knew,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: never knew, never knew. Um, But the evidence they had
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: from like the burner phones and everything else, like she's
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: sending him like nudes, like they're sending him nudes that.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Like at the funeral. Oh.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: And they're like, well, she's like at her at her
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: mother's house. And like it just she was just a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: gross person. Anyway, she did get convicted.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: And she's in jail now, too.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: She had to stay in jail.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: This whole time.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: That's how much evidence they had. They didn't let her
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: walk around. But she always said, I never knew.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: And once I knew, I didn't want anything to do
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: with them.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: But she did get it. And I was just like,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: I'm always fascinated by these stories where it's like, really?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: The D was that good? Remember when Gypsy Rose.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Goes, the D's on fire. Like, I'm like, really?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Now I'm guessing it was. Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: You know, he's a pretty good looking guy of mixed race, porn.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Used to be in the army.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, and he was a convicted pedophile, too.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: Or maybe not pedophile. Well, no, a pedophile because the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: girl was under 18.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: And he already did a couple years for that. And
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: it's not like he's making a lot. teaching racquetball.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: And I was like, does anyone even play racquetball anymore?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: I always think it's only in a movie because it's
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: an easy way to get a conversation.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: When two guys are, yeah. Yeah, like, oh. Can't believe
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: your wife said that. Tell me.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because all I have to do is just have
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: a camera here.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: And then they end the scene where the ball hits
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: the guy in the head and he falls down.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: And he goes down, yeah. Just like the treadmill.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: They go off.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Always a fun.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Always out of frame. Out of frame.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: 90s movie trope. Always.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Always.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: And then falling on a heel.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Always fun. Always fun. But this, this was not. Wow. Okay.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: So now this girl, I follow this girl and her name. Anyway,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to even get into it. You don't
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: have to show her face.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I've been following this. So I followed this girl.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: And then somehow I started.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: On Instagram.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: On Instagram.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: And she was really cute and really funny and sexy.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: But.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Kind of also girls that like very, she does funny
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: stuff about being like a bitchy girl.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: It was very good. Anyway, then I realized she had
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: this big OnlyFans following.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: And then she's like, I'm so excited. I'm doing my
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: first movie in Australia. And then we're doing a collab.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: They call it a collab. That's what they call like
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: getting together and like making a porn now.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: It's just a collab. Just working with other like.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: A collab?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Just like if you and I were going to
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: do like, this is like a collab podcast.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: But then it's just like a classic way of saying.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: When do I get to fuck you? So I'm watching it.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, wait a minute.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: This girl is meeting another girl. And they're like, didn't
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: we have fun? And then they start.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Talking about how like. How like they worked with this
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: other guy. And in, you know.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: So this is going to be on our OnlyFans or something?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. I was just like.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's so normalized by everybody putting everything on
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: social media. Like, get ready for me while I go
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: to reconstructive surgery for my anal cavity after, you know,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: having sex with 400 men. And they're just like, well,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: it makes me happy and I've got millions of dollars.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, it's just, I can't get over it.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: And then I literally saw this other girl go, get
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: ready with me while I go to go get anal
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: reconstruction surgery because.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: She did so many people.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: The butt? In the butt?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: I guess so. I guess. And then there's the Lily
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: girl that's like.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen this one.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: And then... Ugh!
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Why? Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't... And then people are like, why
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: does this girl keep showing up on my feed?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to see this. It's just so disturbing.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: I always feel, you know, listen, bad enough for the girl,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: but what about the guy who's 724? You know what
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Like, I feel like that's... Well, they normally, if they're
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: in the videos, they, like, have their faces covered.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't normally show the guys. It's always weird
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: when it's, like, what do they call it? Gangbang, I
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: guess you'd call that.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: And I feel like all the guys keep their socks on.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: They're always, like, walking up. It's like a line, and
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: they just have socks on. It's so sad. I mean,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: who the fuck? Who would do that?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Losers.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: I guess, yeah.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: Or they're just like, oh, I get to, you know,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: I get to do that. Like, the same thing.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: The same guy that goes to a game where it's
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: freezing out, but because he painted half of his body
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: green and half of his body blue, he's just going
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: to freeze his ass off in the stadium.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: There's a big difference between being a sports fan and
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: being 628 in fucking some girl.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know if there is. Not if you're cold
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: the whole time. How is that a good time?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: The whole point is having the camera on you. No
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: one can even recognize you.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: No kidding. You're like, oh, really? Oh, that's like. Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Both are embarrassing if they're your kid.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: So you guys, you can't do that at the Masters.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: Good thing you didn't go to Peter to never speak.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah there was no there was no weird there was
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: no weird match there was nobody wearing jerseys that said
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: like worry on yeah no there wasn't right no that's
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: also classy.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: Now when you go to things like that or you
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: know all the lifestyle you're leading now do you ever
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: like go man look at things of this is nice
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: nice life the boys are now grown yes I love
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: it they're gone you and Peter are free to live
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: your life and do come and go as you please.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Kind of Really, it is great.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, it must be great.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: It really is a great reward.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Do you ever stop and think, this is amazing?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: All the time. All the time.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: When I see other people that have young children, no offense.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Well, no, because I say that because.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I don't envy, where is my child going to go
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: to school? You know, we're going on the four-week cheerleading trip.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: All that stuff, I am... It doesn't make me jealous.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: Like Gwyneth Paltrow recently said, I wish I had more kids.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: And people ask me that, do you ever wish you
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: had more?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I don't. I wouldn't want to be
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: dealing right now with like a.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: 15 year old girl to have to go through the
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: whole process of where she's gonna go to college again
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: like no it wasn't as fun as i thought.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah well you were at the at the masters i
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: was in myrtle beach and i went to a pirate
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: show with me and my wife and my daughter went
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: to a pirate Like one of those things where you
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: eat and you watch the pirate.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, like kind of medieval times.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: Medieval times, yeah, yeah. That sounds fun.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: I would have liked, I loved.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Stuff like that. Honestly, I went begrudgingly. My daughter was
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: very excited. I got to tell you, I loved it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: I would have loved it too.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: It's fun. I mean, to bring chicken.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Was the food good?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: You sit there, eat chicken, and cheer on your pirate.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: There were some people I think thought it was real.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: They were like, my pirate lost. Adults. And I was like,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I think it's just a show for the children.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: I don't think you really need to be cheering on
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: your pirate. Yeah, but anyway. Yeah, chicken, ham, bring corn
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: on the cob, eat it.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: When they were doing the pirate show.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Because I didn't really realize what pirates were until the
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: Somalia thing happened with I'm the Captain Now.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: And I was like, that's really what pirates were doing
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: back then, huh?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: It's not that kind of pirate, though. These are old,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: you know, eye patch.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: From like Disneyland.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Parrot on the shoulder. It's not. The show's not Somali pirates.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Remember when I remember.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Wearing like umbro shorts.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Jumping on a boat, cargo boat. No.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: I remember the Disneyland, they changed it so many times.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: First it was brides being sold to the pirates. And
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: then a fat bride chasing the guy.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then there was a guy chasing a girl around.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: First it was a guy chasing a girl. Then they
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: changed it to a fat bride chasing him.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Now I don't know what it is. And then there
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: was a lot of like winos. And I feel like
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: those they kept. Like eating their toes and like the
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: dog shaking.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: And I just was like, and then, you know, yeah,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, I loved that. But they changed so many
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: things now. But, okay, so these pirates were just living
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: on the ship, like having a good time.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lot of acrobatics and stuff. I got
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: to tell you. Thumbs up on the pirate show in
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: Myrtle Beach. If you guys are ever in Myrtle Beach,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: go see it. It's a Dolly Parton production.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mother kept saying, Christopher, it's a Dolly Parton production.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, well, in that case. And you
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: know what? She does a quality production.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Were there like hot pretty girls in it at least?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: Mermaids, yeah, hot pretty girls. Okay, that's good.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Everyone's a gymnast. Yeah.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: So there's a lot of gymnasts. I was a big fan.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: I went to the Lion King in New York City,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: which I spent, I got like orchestra seats at the
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Lion King. And halfway through, my daughter's like, okay, let's go.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, we are not leaving. We are staying
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: to the end of this for what I paid for
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: these tickets.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, she wanted to go.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: She's not following the story. She's like, it's been an hour.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: I think we're done. And I'm like, no, we are
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: watching to the end.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: I have a hard time going to theater and stuff
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: like that because I always look and then I'm like, okay,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: now it's intermission.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And now it's always shorter after.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, I mean, I still like it. I just,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: I'm annoyed that I look at it so much of like, well,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: how much is left, you know? And it's just, oh, like, um,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: the mermaid thing. I've told people for years, I want
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: to swim with a mermaid thing on my body.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: In like, but a long pool. So I can really
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: feel like I'm like getting the workout.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: And like Peter ordered me one. And of course it
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: was like cheap and it was just like, A piece
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: of cloth.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: I need it to almost have the.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Feet and stuff. Yeah. And I think I need to
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: do that soon. That's a bucket list thing.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: To get a real mermaid bottom where I feel like
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: it helps me swim faster.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Almost like a fin.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. And I really want to do that. So if
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: anyone knows where I can get a good one. Yeah.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I don't love my stomach, so I'd have to do
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: a one-piece stomach. Maybe if I could get a scale
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: all the way up to the neck.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right. That'll be fun.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I know you have to.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: Speaking of that. Let me just quickly. I don't know
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: if you've heard. It might be an interesting thing to
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: talk about.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: There is. And TSA, we both travel a lot.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: And TSA today has changed. There's now 11 new items
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: you can get on the plane that you couldn't get
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: on before.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Finally, after 25 years, you're like, we're going to light.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, tell me. Some things don't have to be three
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: ounces anymore. Okay. Isn't this interesting? But this, I thought,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: over-the-counter medications can be more than three ounces.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: Prescription medications, ice packs, gel packs are medically necessary. But
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: this one's funny. Food and drinks for infants and toddlers.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Live fish. You can now get live fish as long
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: as they're transported in water on the plane. I feel
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: like that's an odd one. Who's transporting fish on the plane?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know. That's one of them.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Because it's like your pet?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Breast milk or baby formula?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Wait, I want to say something. I saw a lady
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: on the plane with two dogs. Yeah? I don't know.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: I call BS. How can you say that you... Why
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: do you need two if you're... flying alone so then.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: You have two uh service animals yeah why would you
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: have two yeah i never saw two why would they
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: allow someone to have two i don't know also i
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: noticed a lot of people flying now just a huge
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: backpack another suitcase and a bag on top of that
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: what the fuck is that I.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: Was kind of a little guilty of that traveling with
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: my daughter. I was like, I feel like we have
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: a lot of bags still carrying them on. But we
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: made my daughter, she was like a little pack mule.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: We put a lot on her. We're like, just keep walking.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: She's like, it's heavy. We're like, just keep walking. Anyway.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: When we got back from the Masters, we got the
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: notice that one of our three bags is delayed. Like
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: they put it on the following flight by accident or something.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: And Peter had all this master stuff that he bought
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: like for his friends and stuff. And as much as
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: I had expensive things in my bag, I was like,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: please just let it not like, let him, he's like,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: I don't care about my old clothes, but I, that
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: duffel bag better. And I was like, that duffel bag came.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: I was like, thank God. And then his bag came
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh fuck. So my bag was gone
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: for two days, but it came.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: It's okay. I was at Costco last week. Every time
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: I'm in Costco, I look at the clothes, men's clothing.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: And every table I look at, I'm like, this looks
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: like Peter. Like all the tables look like Peter.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: There were so many Peters that like from a distance,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: I'd be like waving at some guy like Peter, Peter.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, there were Peters everywhere this weekend.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: Peter was a dime a dozen.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: They all look the same.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: Eventually, you get to a certain age and everyone just
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: morphs into the same person. You know, some sort of.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: wicking material outfit.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: Well somebody he was able to use someone's past because
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: it was just another potato looking guy head with a
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: hat bad bad lighting bad lighting photo gray hair i'm
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: like perfect yeah perfect no one would ever know yeah
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: um but wait get back to what else besides.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: Fresh eggs now you can get fresh eggs on board
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: You can bring eggs?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Why would you be bringing produce? I thought the whole
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: thing was, have you brought any produce from this place?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: You shouldn't be bringing fresh.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: I guess you can bring a sandwich. Fresh eggs, okay.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Anything else?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: Most of it's just biological specimens. If you had a
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: stool sample, you can get it on now. Or blood sample.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: I want to tell you one more quick story.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Speaking of, this girl went viral this weekend telling how
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: she's like, I got to my host family in Italy,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: which is you agree to watch a child help with
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: like cooking and cleaning in, in you get the free
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: room board. She'd only been there five days and the
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: video starts. I'm escaping my host family in the middle
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: of the night.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: It's 5am.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: Watch me as I escaped to the airport and get
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: the fuck out of Italy.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: So people start watching and it's like 25 parts by
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: the end.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: People were like, that was so annoying. Like, what did
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: you expect girl?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: Like her thing was like, so, I mean, I just
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: spent a lot of time with this child and the
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: mom then would just leave and go to work.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: And she goes, my job was to walk the child
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: to school at eight 30 and pick them up at
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: six 30 at night.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is the easiest thing.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: She's like, so then my days off are half a Friday,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: Saturday on Sunday. Well, Sunday they wanted to take me
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: to Portofino. And at one point, you know, like they
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: were walking ahead of me and I'm like, I've been
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: holding this kid's hand for like a really long time.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Like, I am not kidding.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: I watched the stuff and I was like, everybody was like,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: and then, and then she said she was yelled at
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: by the mom, but that other people are saying, well,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: the mom, English is her second language and Italians.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Like speak loudly, whatever.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: But this was the epitome of like, and then she
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: was like, I was very shocked that they didn't speak English.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: And they're like, well, the dad didn't, but the mom did.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: And it was just the most ungrateful, like, I'm like,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: this is why no one wants to hire anybody.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: You were there for two days and you had three
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: days off. And then they took you to Portofino and
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: expect you to help with the kid. And then the
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: next day you left at 5 a.m. because you were like,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: didn't feel safe.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you felt overworked.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: Well, it's funny. We were talking about Coachella before. Yeah. And,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: you know, because these people had to wait in line
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: to get into the campground or whatever, and it was hot.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: They all want refunds. And I'm like, oh my, I mean,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: could you imagine people asking for refunds from Woodstock? You know,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: that was a shit show too. There was mud and.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: The second Woodstock was like horrific.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: And the first one too. You know, just a nightmare.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: And nobody was asking for their money back.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: I always do this thing where they're like, what, you know,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: it's like, it really was, it really is like, look
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: to appear like every homeless camp that we have here.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: You mean the one in.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, you know, they have to camp. They're waiting.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: They're on drugs. They're like eating crap food. They're dressed
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: barely anything. They've got their vag out peeing there and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: dancing around. I'm like, I don't know why you had
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: to go do this. Like, what is this?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: Like you said earlier, it's a young people's game. And
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: we look at it from our old eyes and we're like, oh,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: that's awful. But if you're 21, it's probably fun.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: And of course the people that, you know, have the
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: super duper VIP that are great, you know, like the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: cart drives you and.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: All of that. But yeah, the whole thing is just,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: I do think about that.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: What are you complaining about?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: Like, why are you, but I also just think I,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: you know, these girls are so scantily clad, you know,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: like very, that's such an old lady thing, but very,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: very little dress.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: And, and my niece went, And I'm like, you know what?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: I don't even care what she wore. Because maybe it's
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: just who I'm watching, but it doesn't seem.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Like a lot of straight guys go to this.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: It's hard for me to tell anymore.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: Maybe because straight guys aren't on TikTok saying we're going
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: to Coachella.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: It's also the bands that are playing. There's not a
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: lot of straight guys.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: It felt like every photo I saw was girls wearing
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: barely anything.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: But sexy.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: And then they're gay besties. And so I was kind
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: of like, well, you're clearly just dressing for like, To post.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: Just a concert.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: But like if I was going to Coachella 20 years ago,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: I would be hell bent on like meeting a guy,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: making out every night.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's that.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that the point of like going?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but those days are over. Nobody does that anymore.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: Hookup culture's done.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: I know. And also you don't have to film.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: I'm sad about it too.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: You also don't have to film Lady Gaga.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: Like put the phone away because you can get that
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: content anywhere. You could take it from someone else.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: And then like actually enjoy it and see if you
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: can't meet somebody.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to meet anybody anymore.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: I'm with you. I know. It's over.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Anyway, this girl's a little twat, but she'll be fine.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: All right. Chris, everybody wants to know. They love seeing
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: you live.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Where are you? I brought a list.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: It's a long one. Can I just rattle off a couple?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, 100%.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: I need to sell some damn tickets out there.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Everybody, everybody, you guys.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: April 25th, I'm at the Roseville Theater right up here. Roseville, California,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: about five hours away. Sacramento. May 3rd, Tampa. Side splitters.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Fun.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: Back to Florida. May 4th, Dania Beach Improv. Zanies in Nashville.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: I love Nashville. Come on, Zanies.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: When is that?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: May 8th. May 8th.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Great. Zanies, Nashville.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: May 9th, I'm in Somerset, Kentucky at a place called
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: the Virginia... Are you getting.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: A rent-a-car and going from place to place by yourself?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: I get a rent-a-car by myself. I love it. Once
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: I'm in the rent-a-car, it's heaven.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: And then do you listen to your own podcast?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: Sometimes. I listen to yours, too. I like this one.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: I remember one time Brad had said that. What kind
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: of monster listens to their own podcast?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: I listen to mine all the time and laugh. I
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: love it.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Me, too. It's the only thing I've done in my
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: career that I like.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: I know. I'm with you on that.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: I agree. I didn't love watching myself.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: Me neither.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: But I do like listening to the podcast.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: It probably doesn't make us monsters, but you know what?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: At this point, who cares? Parkway Theater in Minneapolis, May 22nd.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: My birthday show. Eau Claire, Wisconsin. A place called The Plus,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: May 23rd. Diamond Joe Casino, Dubuque, Iowa, May 24th. And
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: June 6th and 7th at the Comedy Vault, one of
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: my favorite clubs in Batavia, Illinois. June 6th and 7th, Batavia, Illinois.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: And that's the summer.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of May and June, and then you're
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: taking July off.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Then I take July and August, go to Montauk.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: Are you doing your Montauk house?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: I am doing Montauk.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: I've been offered an opportunity, possibly.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: The Hamptons or Montauk?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Well, the Hamptons, but it's not that far.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: I've been to Montauk.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: Not that far.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: For maybe getting a situation with a couple people in August.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. It's a better, it's a good time.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: But you're going to be there July.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: We go July 4th.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: So that's the, and you go for a whole month?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: Eh, not quite.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: I don't want to, they want to do a month,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: but I want to try to work something out where
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: it's just like two weeks.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: Go to the crow's nest. Have you been?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I've been to the crow's nest.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: That's so nice. I love the whole vibe.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: Me too. It's my favorite.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: But I don't know that I'm going to have to
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: rent a house because I do have a friend who
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: has a house. But it's nice to have your own place.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: But you'd be.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: In with other people.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that'd be okay.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine. Like, I don't know.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: It just popped up yesterday. But I'm like, that would
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: be a fun experience because, again, yeah, I don't have
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: anybody at home.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: No, you could live your life. You had to deal
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: with bullshit for the last 20 years. Now it's over.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: It's over.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: Go live your life.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Maybe. So Cover to Cover is the show.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: Cover to Cover is my podcast.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: Come over and listen. Everybody loves it. Everybody does love it.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: And Chris, you're just a delight. You're always so funny.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: I've never heard one person say they were disappointed in
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: your stand-up show that they went to go see.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. That's good.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: I really haven't.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: They always say.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: People like it.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: So look at his date. See if he's coming to you.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: Give him some love. And I actually have a call
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: with my agent today. Probably for him to tell me
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: it's over.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: Wait.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, you get back on the road. Well, you know,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: if you go back on the road.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: We're figuring out what, like, late summer, fall will look like.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: But right now, I don't have anything on the books.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: But something to look forward to. Which is fun. You
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: could bring fresh eggs on your next. If you go
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: on tour again, fresh eggs. All the eggs you want.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: Or my own fish.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: You could bring your fish. As long as they're in water.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you. And everybody go to heathermcdolland.net if you have
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: not joined my Patreon. It's so amazing and everyone loves it.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: When it's gone, it's gone. This week's new Wiggig at
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: Home Store and more. All cookware sets are all half price.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: But better hurry, because when all our half price cookware
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: sets are gone.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: They're gone. Also, all baking trays and tins are still
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: half price and all clothes hangers are still one third off.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 7: But when our baking trays and tins and clothes hangers
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 7: Wiggigs are gone, they're definitely gone.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: Drop by your local Home Store and More. Visit us
• 1:25:23
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• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: A happy home.