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114: 90 Day Fiance - For Richer or Poorer (S10E11) + Sister Wives Snooping · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe, where we serve you all the
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reality TV trash that is fit to eat on me. I am one of
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your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my Real Tight homegirl and my
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zuita in law Beatrice. Hello, Beadre, Hey, everybody, How you
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doing? I'm doing great now that I'm here with you. How you doing?
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I'm doing good? Are you in the Christmas spirit? Of course?
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Christmas is on Monday? Can you believe? I know, it's like right
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around the corner, so weird, Like the last few months have just blown
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back so fast, so fast, it's crazy. And then it's gonna be
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the new year. Going on another diet, I know, Lord Jesus,
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every every January, mommy has to go on a diet every month. You
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got to go every every month or so. I'm doing something different to try
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to keep body out of it. Going girl, God, I'm not in
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the spirit. I don't know why. It's kind of a weird year.
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Yeah, it's a really weird year. Is that I don't know? Because
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twenty twenty three sucked balls? Yeah, it was a terrible year. Twenty
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twenty two, twenty twenty. It hasn't felt Christmasy in years for me.
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I know, well, the first year that you guys were back after you
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moved back from Phoenix, Yeah, it was Christmas. Y Yeah, but
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it's been a while. Yeah. I haven't purchased anything for my husband.
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He's not purchased anything for me. We've only purchased for y'all. Well,
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because you're the kiots. Yeah, yeah, whoop. It's just one of
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those years, it is. I hope everybody else is having a wonderful Christmas
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and that you guys are having the holiday spirit and maybe since some our way,
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please that would be wonderful. Well, we are here today to talk
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about ninety day Fance. Before we do, we have to issue a disclaimer.
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Police had your wife and had your chao. It's this is a politically
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incorrect podcast. We say stupid things, we use bad words and fiance for
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you, you love me. This is not the dumpster for you. But
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you do is magic and helps us to grow. So thank you in ed,
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thank you so much. Let's get into nine to day Fiance. Yeah,
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this is why I have a cocktail. Yes, I like to get
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a little crunk because she can't say when we're doing ninety day Fiance because all
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these people are trash bags. They're fucking ridiculous, super shitty people, particularly
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the men. Uh huh terrible yep, So we have to be inebriated to
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talk about it. I hope that's okay everybody. Well, yeah, that's
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the whole point. We're in a dumpster after Oh cut, cheers. Didn't
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you have something to show me? No, not right now. Oh it's
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for later, Yes, for later. It's in a pointed time. Don't
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you worry about a pastures, I got them. We'll get into the episode.
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So we're gonna start with some of the boring couples first because they're so
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lame, like Gino and Jasmine. Yeah, they're in Miami. He's rubbing
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sunscreen on her ass right and getting hard and nobody cares. Is he getting
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hard? Oh totally? Do you think he's actually able to nothing the end?
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All down there, honey, ain't no movement, no activity whatsoever.
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He's got something. I mean, Jasmine said he was horny for her ass
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implants. Okay, whenever you say, Jasmine. The only thing they got
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going on with them is that Jasmine doesn't want Gino's family at their wedding,
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but then ultimately agrees to give them a chance to be at their wedding.
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Here's how you know Jasmine has a personality disorder. Okay, I'm not diagnosing
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anybody, but I am. It was a lovely day. Yeah, he
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takes her to Miami. She's a click in match for Miami. She loves
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the sun, she loves the They and they're at the beach where she wants
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to be, and within minutes she's manufacturing dumb shit drama. Yeah, just
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to have a problem with Gino every time, Like that's their whole relationship.
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Cap Well, maybe they, like I said, maybe they got some weird
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dominatrix thing going on where she likes to humiliate him, likes to put him
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down, and he gets off on that. I mean, he lets her
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pee on him, you know what I mean. It's like maybe they're they've
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got this weird fucking vibe, or maybe they're just playing it on for the
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cat. People just make love anymore, just a man and a woman or
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a woman and a woman and a man. And I don't care, But
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can't we just love each other? Actually? Do we have to be on
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each other? Yeah, okay, that's the thing too, Lord Jesus,
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I know. And then we have Ashley and Momuel, who are also really
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boring. Well, but I love her mom, really, he do.
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I liked her mom a lot. I thought she was a very pretty Yeah.
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And b I think she has Manuel's number. Is it Manuel or Manuel
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Manuel? Manuel? I think she has Manuel's number. And I love that
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she went and met him at the diner and that she told him what she
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thought. I'm watching you, Honny, I know. I like that.
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And I like how she was able to understand where he was coming from a
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little bit, like with how he processes his emotions and stuff like that.
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Seems like they've got kind of a level headed family. Besides Ashley. Ashley
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could be a little crazy, And he even says that to the mom,
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like she has a problem with herself. Yes, and the mom seems to
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understand that and knows what he's talking about. I will also say, though,
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because Ashley is kind of just a blah nothing burger on my TV.
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She looked beautiful with her little head piece or crystal headpiece. You crystals myself.
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Yeah, And her wedding dress was beautiful. She looked dudding. I
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know, I did really like the crystals and everything. It'll be nice to
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see their wedding, which in the preview it looks like a hurricane. Comment.
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She's crying, She's freaking the best kind of winning crying. And mother
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nature so great is having her way with you. You think that's symbolic.
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Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. I'm superstitious a little bit.
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Yeah. Same, yeah. And so if there's a hurricane on your wedding
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day, I mean, maybe God is trying to tell you something. Yeah,
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as they say in the color purple. Absolutely. And then we have
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Devin and Nick and I'm snory they are so what a good sleep I get
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during their segments. Oh God, they get married and live Happily ever after,
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Like that's essentially to the end of them. I probably usually this this
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season concludes with like everybody's weddings all like kind of the same time. So
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I think we're wrapping up the season. But then we're gonna have like seven
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thousand tell Al's, We're gonna have at least four, I'm sure. Well.
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I think I saw something on the reddits where Devon made a post about
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how the entire film filming experience, and I'm parafree, the entire filming experience
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was like hard and super difficult and she didn't know how to act, but
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like she's glad it's now over, and she didn't kind of move on.
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So it sounded to me reading her post, like this is the last that
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I'm ever gonna hear of her. God bless thank you. Honestly, why
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are you here? You're beautiful, I'm glad you have a great marriage to
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a man who degrades you. And that's okay, but like, why here?
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They're super boring. But she looked pretty in her dress. She did.
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Yeah, it wasn't cold, no, yeah, so okay, it
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was like whatever, nobody cares about them, So now let's get to Sam
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and Citra hold on, please gosh. So, in watching their segments,
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I'm just overcome by the disparity esthetically speaking and specific I mean, how beautiful
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Citra is from Indonesia here with also known as Johnny methy Seed, and like
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what she could possibly see in him, And it's just disturbing to watch him.
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I'm sorry, I'm just gonna say it. I'm the old woman in
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the room. I getization if I want to. I've lived enough live.
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He's weird. He is, no, I am act weird. The way
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he carries himself is weird. He's not clean. I hate that in people.
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He's not a clean person, so dirty, what an asshole? His
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car will get there due anyway. So as I'm watching his segment, I
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go up on Reddit and just see what people are saying about him. And
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so these are some of the things that people are saying. Oh my god,
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are you ready? Yeah, he's one of the extras at Cold Mountain
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State Penitentiary in the old black and white uniforms in the green mile. Yes,
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he looks like he just escaped from a chain gang and is too dumb
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to hide. He looks like an elf on drugs. All I see is
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fire Marshall Bill. When I look at him, are you old enough to
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know what that is? I mean living color? Oh yeah, ok yeah.
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Somebody else says he looks like he has fetal alcohols in reddit does not
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hold back. Also, this is the final two ones. He looks like
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a creepy marionette. And finally he clearly eats booty like groceries. Oh my
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god, And that sums it up perfectly. What is up with this person?
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Dude? He does like booty too, you know he's gonna do that.
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No, he was talking about that mid day, which, by the
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way, that's great that he did that for her. Yeah, like,
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because a lot of these shitty people don't do anything for the women who are
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traveling thousands of miles to be with them. But did you see his hat?
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The rest of his house? Did you see his room? I mean
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it was so dirty, a shit packed into corner, dirty towbling over,
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and some sort of a powder on the floor with dog hair crusted in the
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floorboards. Yes, I look like a little twin bed. Yes, like
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I can't. There's no mother. There is there a woman that lives there.
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No, So I think the last episode when they had their barbecue and
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everything. The mom and the dad I think are divorced. Okay, it's
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just the dad, Sam and his brother take three crusty ass men just living
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like hogs and some fucking filth I know. And poor beautiful Citra is flying
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across the world and has to sleep in that bed. Did you even wash
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the sheets? Probably? Bum get dope. The dad has to sleep outside
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in a recliner in the living room because they only have two bedrooms, so
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Sam's got to sleep in his brother's room. Citru's sleeping in Sam's dusty ass
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room. Did you catch how the dad was like, well, she's gorgeous.
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Yeah, the dad's fucking creepy. He's kind of crazy, really weird.
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Like maybe he's nice, maybe he's just an awkward dude. I don't
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fucking know, but he gave me creepy ass. Well. He was wearing
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a T shirt, which signifies that he donated to Saint Jude's Children Hospital,
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and or he went to a thrift store. I'm probably I'm gonna go with
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yeah, but I'm just like, come on, guys, do better?
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Is the bar in Hell? Is the bar for men in Hell? Probably?
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Jesus, do you really think this is okay to put this woman through
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and then get into the car. She's like, Oh, my dad's coming,
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we're gonna be picking him up in your fucking jaloppy. Let's go to
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the BUCkies and go through the car wash and clean the shout and there's fucking
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what is that stuff? Did you see that likes and food and towels like
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old and comrags and ship probably, And then he's at watching people jagging off,
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jacking off. It's so nasty. He probably does it at the Bucky
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showers when he loves showers. I can't keep this guy, I know.
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It's so gross. So she's like offering to clean up his car because her
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dad's coming. And then they're at the BUCkies getting everything cleaned up, and
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Sam's like, oh, by the way, by the way, I'm not
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gonna be able to get diversions, so I might have to go to prison.
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So thanks for flying all these thousands of miles to come to Missouri and
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live in my hovel house with my dad and my mother pervy family. And
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by the way, I might have to leave for what do they call it
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a stint or they go whatever we think you can live with my dad you
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can live dad, and get your fucking light pens out and call the aliens
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to come and save you from this bullshit. My god, absolutely wild.
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I'm hoping, I'm really praying that this is just like a producer fake out,
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Like he'll be able to go to court. The judge will be like,
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yeah, here's community service and you'll be fine, and he won't have
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to go to jail. Because I would feel so bad for Citra she's going
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back to She would have to her dad's going to be here in the next
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episode, and I think daddy has Johnny matthy Seed's number. Honeyats the Dad's
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gonna be like, oh, so you're gonna go to prison, Okay,
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I'm taking my daughter back. Why would she stay here, actue she's unfamiliar
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with for you when she's financially dependent on him too, So like, what's
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what's gonna happen to her? If you guys get married and you go to
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prison, where is she gonna go? I don't even know how that works
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legally with the K one visa and all that stuffy I don't know care even
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bring somebody over and sponsor them if he's in jail. I mean, I
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feel like that would be problematic. Well if he got charged with a felony,
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like I don't even know how he got approved. Can we talk about
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this, yes? Because did you look at all the chatter in our video
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last week on YouTube about coming in talking about suboxin and what did you think
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about all that? It was pretty interesting. I mean there were some comments
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that were saying suboxin wasn't a narcotic. I'm like, well it is,
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but I mean I understand, like some people were talking about how people go
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to the clinics for suboxin and it's like it's a huge long process. So
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like I get that, and maybe he is trying to get clean, okay,
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but I don't believe him because he had a shit in an unmarked bottle.
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Yeah, why do you have your suboxine in an unmarked bottle if you're
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trying to get clean? Right, It would have been totally solved if it
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was in a prescription bottle on the cop but had been like okay, fine,
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whatever. I mean, do you think that the court would be hard
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on him if he's like, yeah, you know, I took a couple
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of pills or I don't know what suboxin is if it's a liquid I don't
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know, but he took a couple of pills with me because I was on
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the run. But here's my prescription, and here's my doctor who gave me
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the prescription. Do you think the court would be like, Okay, can't
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do that. Don't do that again and give him a break. Yeah.
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It just feels like if he had an actual prescription, it wouldn't be so
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bad for him. No, it wouldn't be an issue at all because they
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could trace it back to the subbox in a doctor and they could see his
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refills and all this shit, and it would have been fine. But he
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didn't do that, and then he couldn't get off his ass to submit the
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paperwork for diversion to even get out of it. Kills me. That drives
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me. That's all you have to do is submit, to fill out the
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papers and submit them, that is, so that your life can begin.
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It sounds like he did it after the deadline, like after this episode.
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It sounds like he submitted them late. But again, man, he needs
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his mommy to take care of his application. I didn't know. Nobody told
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me. I just admit this so I don't go to jail. Get it
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to get who I don't like this guy. We're probably gonna see them on
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Love Afterlock unless he's purvy and a very skebby song like he's like touching her,
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coming up from behind, snaking morning, You'll get off of her,
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use skeevy weirdo. And then he's pawning it off like on her and saying
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she's the one that's not innocent. She's actually the one that's you know,
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wanting to fool around or whatever. I like, I don't know about that.
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Yeah, you in danger, girl, girl, you gotta leave this
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their whole storyline. I'm just like, Wow, I really hope it's a
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producer, fake catchy hella sketchy. Then we get to SpongeBoy and Annaly aka
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Clayton Rage Flames. I'm Madelin con from Clue Flame. Like, what an
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incel dope boy, beatouser, such a user? Did I send you the
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graphic of like what scientists are saying gamers are going to look like in twenty
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years? He hunched over like Mealy milky white. Never get outside, big
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old gut. That's his future, right, It's halfway there now. So
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they fly out to San Diego to meet Clayton's bff Cameron Cameron for the first
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time, and it's kind of cute, like at first because he runs he
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runs to him because it's his only friend. He runs to it's his only
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friend and hugs him. Yeah, it's this weird, weird they have a
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weird relationship. Yeah, they're very much like bros. But it seems like
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it's fine. Like they meet Onniley's kind of happy about it. She's like,
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hey, Clayton finally has a friend. Maybe he'll be more willing to
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get out of the house. And then they go to an Airbnb or Cambridge
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mine. It's so nice, I mean compared to the closet apartment. Oh
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my god. I don't know why he has a full time job, Like
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why can't he get a better house. I don't know, honey, we
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asked that every week. But like something's going on. Maybe he's got assive
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debt or something. I don't know, like a cold tea situation. It's
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probably something like maybe. But then after the airbnb, then they all meet
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up. Clayton Onie, Cameron and his girlfriend v meet up for drinks Yike
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and the Yike Beatrice. This is where everything goes down. They like sit
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there for five whole minutes, and then they order drinks, and this is
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where Clayton says, I'll have a virgin whatever, because I'm a terminal virgin
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because my girlfriend won't fuck me in front of polite company and company on TV
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and waitress who's like, oh, that's great. I don't know how to
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respond to that, and is just there like what the fuck? Dweeb and
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then no life skills having dwe I hate him, He's the worst. But
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I hate Cameron too because Cameron starts asking more questions about it. Oh,
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so like what's the frequency? Like, have you guys fucked at all?
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What's the reason is this? Why are we talking? Both of these men
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have no home training, none, no home training. And I noticed that
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they're both with international women, and I'm like, that's because no American woman
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in your sphere of influence would even look at you twice dorko. Don't know
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how to act in public. I know if I was Cameron's girlfriend, I
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would just be like, I'm gonna leave. I don't know how she sat
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there just watching all of this happen. So cringe, yike, yike,
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super awkward turtle. I felt really bad for honly she was like brought to
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tears. Yes, she was very emotional about it. And did that stop
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Clayton. No, we just keept barreling on, like, ew, do
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you think that's gonna make her want to fuck you more? I know?
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For real? Do you think that's sexy and enticing and intimate to put her
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on front street in front of your dumb ass friend, Yeah, who just
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keeps drilling her about whether she's gonna have sex with you, Like what the
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fuck? And then when she comes up with a valid reason, which is,
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well, your mom lives in the closet in our house, like she's
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right there listening, I feel uncomfortable having sex with you, then Clayton pesters
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her even more and he's like, well, but what about that romantic science
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has revealed that we went to that awesome hotel at Best Western, right at
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the Best Western, and he didn't bang me then, And now we're in
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this really tricked out Airbnb and I don't see you banging me now. So
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science has determined that that's a lie, you know. And honestly, she's
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just like, what is happening right now? Oh? Hell wow? And
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then she asserts herself and she's like, I want to leave. This is
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uncomfortable. I got to get the fuck out of here. And they leave,
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which I'm glad about. And it seems like they're going to have more
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tension as the episodes go on, as the season goes on. But I
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just feel really bad for her. I feel like she should just leave this
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chump. Yeah, what did you think of her observation that he doesn't act
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like this when it's just them or when they're in their apartment, but like
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when he's in front of his bro he's got all this ego and this alpha
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male sho. Okay, he's got all this macho energy, like who is
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this guy? Yeah, I think she's spot on with that because you can
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tell like he has this weird like confidence with camera, which is fine,
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except he's trashing his girlfriend in front of her and being a dickhead because that's
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what we make our girlfriend. This is why you need in person interaction and
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in person friendships. And he even said too, he's like getting to the
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brewery. Clayton's like, in person interactions really rare for me, So this
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is like a big deal. And then you fuck it up, like immediately
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fuck it up. What a tapeworm of a man. What a translucent blob
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of a person, Hillsbury, What do you have to offer to anybody?
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This woman of quality deigns to sit next to you and you just shame her
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like that? Yeah, fuck all the way off, you, troglodyte.
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Does this make you change your opinion on Honan Lee because earlier in our podcast
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its separate apart from I don't, I don't. She's got nothing for me,
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She's got no charisma, she's gotten, she's not bringing much. But
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I mean, in comparison to Clayton, I feel for her. I do
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too, to wash his fucking hedgehogs or whatever they are, amsters and the
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chaas and everything. I can't. People are ridiculous. I can't. I've
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ard. I believe that there's people like this in our planet. I know
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in America? Do you not get out? Do you not watch TV?
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Do not see how people act in polite society? No? They don't to
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I would what a fuck Layton listen with his stubby little it's stubby, stubby,
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short and fat. Yeah, like I can't, like, got nothing
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for anybody. I'm sorry, and like maybe some women find him attracted.
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That's cool. Monitors, I literally can't as a layersbian, I can I
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can appreciate an attracted heterosexical. There's nothing that man has to offer to any
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of the women here. And he's so small, he's so short. I'm
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five nine. He's probably four to five inches shorter than eye, shorter than
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me. Jesus crackers. I break him in half on purpose because I hate
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him for real. And then, last but not least, we get to
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Rob and Sophy and they're arguing NonStop. Sophie, why, girl, I
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don't know why this bitch is with him? Why? I don't know why?
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What do you see in him? It's like his maybe his eyes are
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mesmerising. Well, I don't like those hypnosis like swirly eyes. Maybe where
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he'll kill her he looks at her. She's just hypnotized by his crazy eyes.
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No, honey, murderous. All she wants is a duvet. She
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wants to just live like an actual person who has some nice like basic nice
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things like let's go to Ikea and get some basics and fundamentals for the apartment.
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But it's too much to ask for. It's like he's acting like she's
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a gold digger. Yes, he really is. He's acting like she's a
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spoiled brat for just wanting to like decorate and make your weird shanty apartment look
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a little bit nicer. That's it's total town. And he's like, you
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want to buy you You're not just asking for a duvet, You're asking for
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a whole new house. And I'm like, yeah, what's wrong with that?
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Though you live in a dump, I mean you have an outhouse.
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You could literally live somewhere else for way, a fire hazard, yes,
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with no bathroom in it, no kitchen. Yeah. If I got a
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shit, I gotta go outside. I gotta get accosted by people in Anglewood.
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Real not that fuck beautiful. Yes, Sophie, she chips wants with
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two feete like she's the bar is in Hell. She's settling. Yeah,
23:37
so deeply, so cruelly is she says, Lady man, it's ridiculously putting
23:42
up with this man who gets angry. He gets angry and he gaslights her,
23:45
and he's like every time, are you so negative all the time?
23:48
I just need some positive energy the first hour of my day? Can I
23:52
just get some positive energy? And she's like, I'm not being I'm like,
23:55
can we just go to Target? And get a duvet. It's not
23:56
that hard. It's like thirty dollars, it's not that big of a deal.
24:00
And then they somehow make up. They go to a bar and they
24:07
talk about their relationship and how they're just stressed. That's why that's it is.
24:11
It's not like an essential incompatibility, its camera and everything debates. Ninety
24:18
days to get to know somebody, it's a lot so hard, so they
24:22
apologize or whatever. Rob says he'll stop being so insensitive. Sophie says,
24:26
she'll starts taking these personal and just like, can we go on dates from
24:30
time to time? Well, how often? What are you asking for?
24:33
Now? You're always asking for the bitch said, I don't know, twice
24:36
a month, and he's like, okay, I guess, I guess I
24:37
can fit that into the bunk. If you can just keep it positive,
24:41
yeah, keep it light. God, I hate him so much. And
24:44
then they get to his rage when we talk about this, Oh, I
24:47
know, do just go crazy? Well, because it's easy too, because
24:48
these people are so aggravating low tier honey in consciousness to humanity. Okay,
24:56
we're existing up here at probably tier four, tier five, because we're so
25:00
much better than everybody. I'm not saying we're better, but like we're awake,
25:03
we're alive. Yeah, we get contacts. But then there's like tier
25:06
three. Yeah, there's Tier four, Tier two, Tier one, and
25:10
then there's sub tier gules, Subhuban. That is what we are dealing with.
25:15
We are dealing with sub tier Inner Earth ghouls, TLC's Finest Pickings.
25:21
Yes, and then we get to the sex shop where Rob and Sophie go
25:26
to spice up their sex life. Because you know, all of these couples,
25:32
it's it's interesting because like Nikki and Igor, Annie and Clayton, like
25:37
all of them are all centered around sex. And I'm like, that's all
25:40
you guys have, Like it's all like a superficial philosophers. Do you talk
25:45
about politics, talk about your dreams, what you like, what are you
25:48
reading? No, No, they just talk about sex. Yeah. So
25:52
they go to the sex shop because they want to try some new things out.
25:55
Specifically, Sophie's going there for things for Rob, like cock rings and
25:59
stuff. Why use those? Well, how dare you? I'm not answering
26:03
that question, So let's move on. So they're in the porn store.
26:07
They're in the porn store and they're having a good time. Yeah, it's
26:11
very chill. The girls that are working there are helping. Yeah, and
26:14
she and like Sophie's into it. Rob talks about how he's more of a
26:18
sexually adventurous person, like, if it was up to him, they would
26:21
be trying a lot of different things. Yeah, okay, which we know
26:23
you're on only fans, buying porname, sending videos to people. Yeah,
26:27
Like I'm sure he wants to try everything kinky because he thinks it's fun.
26:33
But then at some point, a worker at this sex shop, a production
26:37
plant, a production plan, looked like she was at sixteen except for her
26:41
boobets. She looked hella young, like way early twenties probably, But she
26:45
goes up to them and says, y'all are mother really hot and if you
26:48
guys are into trying anything new, alluding to her fucking them. So then
26:56
she asks, and she's mainly asking Sophie, which is kind of interesting,
27:00
like she's coming on to Sophie and wants Sophie's answer, and Sophie's like,
27:03
well, Rob, why don't you answer? And he's like, I'm just
27:06
gonna step away from this conversation because Rob has shown time and time again that
27:11
he's the type of dude who's probably down for anything. I mean, even
27:15
when she came out as bisexual. He's like, well, if you want
27:18
to hook up with other girls, I want to hook up with other girls
27:19
too. We can make it a fun, freaky thing that we do together.
27:23
And Sophie's not down for that. And Sophie gets triggered because Rob doesn't
27:27
answer the question. He doesn't immediately say I don't want to fuck you or
27:32
anybody else. I only want to fuck Sophie for the rest of my life.
27:34
Yeah, that's exactly why she gets all mad. And he doesn't get
27:37
it right because he's like, well, but the girl's coming on to you,
27:41
why don't you answer that question. Let me ask you something. Have
27:44
you ever been approached for a threesome? Oh? Yeah? What? Yeah?
27:49
Really? God, yeah all the time. Yeah, so many times.
27:53
No, not recently, not in a few years since you've been murried
27:56
to my daughter, trying to think, Oh my god, I don't think
28:02
so well. No. When I was working in person still, yeah,
28:06
there would be people that would try to flirt with me and I'd be like,
28:07
I'm married and get you a threesomes? Yeah, I'd be like,
28:11
I'm married, and they'd be like, okay, so is your partner down,
28:14
Like, would you be down? I'm like like no, okay,
28:17
absolutely no. But when I was dating too, I used to get approached
28:19
for that all the time. Wow, on the lesbian dating apps and stuff,
28:22
men will come on and they'll be like, you want to have a
28:26
three? Nobody wants your cock and balls? Thank you, thank you.
28:30
Come to yourself, sir, thank you. Crazy. But this whole fight
28:36
was insane because Rob and Sophie are just screaming at each other in the middle
28:40
of this sex shop in front of all of these people. That is so
28:42
cringe. That's embarrassing. Have you ever fought like that in front of other
28:45
people? Absolutely not me neither, absolutely not. I hate that shit.
28:49
I hate public freakouts. It reminded me of that episode of John and A
28:53
plus Kate where they're yelling at each other in the middle of the toy store
28:56
for Christmas shopping. Yeah, just like, wow, who fights like that?
29:02
But this whole fight made me feel a little bit more conflicted with Sophie
29:07
because I'm like, Sophie, I think you're overreacting a little bit. Because
29:11
Rob has showed you time and time again the kind of man that he is.
29:14
He's buying only fans porn. Even though you told him not to do
29:17
it twice, he's still doing it, Like what do you expect? Right?
29:21
And also the girl was asking you, so you could have just said
29:22
no, me and my boyfriend don't want to do it, but she was
29:26
also upset by the fact that if she would have said yes, then Rob
29:30
would have been down for it. It's like this weird, like double standard
29:33
type thing. Yeah, he's damned if he does, he's damned if he
29:37
doesn't. Exactly, this is where she kind of shows her age to me.
29:40
He's very immature, like she's expecting him to read her mind. And
29:45
I actually don't know that. It was so much a testament of like what
29:48
a dog he is, because of course he'd hit it. To me,
29:52
it was actually he was doing little a lot of men do, and like,
29:55
I'm not gonna answer that question. This is a trap. Yep,
29:57
let me just step away if you want to to to her, if you
30:00
want to have that conversation. I didn't really feel like he was actually down
30:03
for it. I just felt like he was like, I can't have this
30:07
conversation with you, which yeah, I felt was the right thing to do,
30:10
but she totally fuck out. She did flip the fuck out. He's
30:12
like, okay, god, you're being irrational and crazy. She is being
30:15
kind of crazy. And then she's like, I just want you to apologize
30:18
and be nice to be and it's like, this is not how you but
30:21
he had already apologized, he'd already said but and then she's like, well
30:22
for what though, Yeah, and then so she wants him to articulate exactly
30:26
what he's apology apologizing for according to what she needs to hear, and like
30:30
life doesn't work like that, and men certainly don't work like that, absolutely
30:33
not. And that's why he's like, I'm not doing this. I'mosin this.
30:37
So that's how we end this episode. And then we get to the
30:41
preview where Manuel and Ashley are about to get married and a hurricane's coming in
30:45
and she's breaking the fuck. Yeah, she's a little crazy sometimes. I'm
30:49
just like, girl, she's crazy all the time. For real, I'd
30:53
be crazy with that man too. Yeah, they're not going to last,
30:56
I don't think. And then Annie has some bachelorette party or something where she
31:03
has strippers, some dude literally putting his dick down sloping and her face.
31:08
I would be so mortified. Oh I've been there too, honey, had
31:11
a lot of that, those types of experience gy rating and putting the dick
31:15
in with of course, yes, oh god. There was this skuy in
31:19
Hawaii. His name was Maui. His stripper name was Maui. I used
31:22
to go see him all the time. Money really he had a crush on
31:26
it. Well, he was very boy, very nice package. I don't
31:30
I don't mind saying. But then there's Clayton. I like, this will
31:36
never happen again under my house because I'm a real man. Isn't this what
31:40
real men do? No, you dope? Because he's got a teeny tiny
31:42
pin over compensation and she's like goodbye, goodbye to get married tomorrow, but
31:48
like, absolutely not. I hope she actually does leave him. That would
31:52
be so great. But I feel like she's gonna get married. Kay,
31:53
yeah, because he's a dope. Boy. Your mother's sick in Peru,
31:56
I know, go back home. Where are shackling yourself to this tape?
32:01
Who worm? Boy? I can't. Igor and Nikki go horseback riding,
32:08
and of course they're talking about their relationship. Oh, yes, they're talking
32:13
to all they do, that's all they do, talking about whether or not
32:15
Igor wants to fuck other people. And then at some point the answers,
32:19
yes, Igor breaks up with Nikki overtext. Oh, but he says first
32:25
that my heart is in love with her, but my body isn't in love
32:30
with her. Like he just he can't do it. So this is Igor
32:35
admitting what we all can see, plain as day. And then I guess
32:38
was she like actually doing the interview for TLC And that's when he just texted
32:43
her and said bouncing, peace out or breaking up? Yeah, can't do
32:46
this, yeah, which is pretty crazy. Yeah too. I think she
32:51
loves him to the degree that she can love anything. Yeah, is not
32:55
a lot. Oh, and I forgot. Igor also was yelling at her
32:59
in the car and saying that she needs to do more for him, She
33:01
needs to cook and clean. That was interesting to see. Yeah, and
33:05
she's like, I do all that and he's like, no, you don't.
33:07
Yeah, not enough. Well, and that just speaks to the fact
33:09
that he's a traditional Moldovan man and this is the person you selected, Nikki,
33:15
and he's gonna come with his culture, and he's gonna come with his
33:16
inclinations and preferences. What did you expect? I feel like nothing's ever good
33:21
enough for her, but also nothing's ever really good enough. He doesn't want
33:23
to be there. So now he's like, nope, I need you to
33:25
do this, I need you to do that. She can't do any of
33:28
it, and so they're going to break up, yep. And then we
33:30
have Gino proposing to Jasmine, and then this is where Jasmine decides to tell
33:35
him, oh, by the way, my eggs paid for my button plants.
33:38
Oh, And of course Gino is going to be all upset by that.
33:42
And then Sam breaks it to Ciitra's dad, who flew all the way
33:47
over from West Java, Indonesia, could have saved that man of flight.
33:52
I mean, he says, oh, by the way, I can't get
33:54
diversion and this cop her dad's a cop. He knows what that means.
34:00
He's like, I'm gonna have to go to prison probably, yeah, and
34:02
then that leaves it off on a cliffhanger. I'm sure he's gonna be livid.
34:07
He's gonna want to sit try to go home with him, and that's
34:09
gonna be the question are you gonna go with daddy? You? Are you
34:10
gonna stay with Johnny metheysy? She should go home with dddy? You really
34:14
should. You should run right now. Run. And then, last,
34:17
but not least, Sophie's mom arives in from Englynn and she goes into Rob's
34:24
house if you can call it that, and she's immediately like this is a
34:29
dom, Like what the fuck? Why don't you get a better house?
34:32
And Rob gets so mad. He's like, y'all don't know what it's like
34:36
to be at the bottom. Like, look, you don't know what it's
34:39
like to stay at the bottom. And Rob, you stay at the bottom.
34:43
You don't just visit there for a short period of time. Is making
34:45
your way up the ladder? Trying to better yourself as an individual? You
34:50
live, you stay, you exist at the bottom. You're dude, lower
34:53
tier subhuman goal on I'm like, what are you doing? You're thirty two?
34:58
Like what is your job? Like people m indeed on Instagram they're like,
35:01
does he have a job. I'm like, I don't think he does.
35:02
I think he's like an Instagram model, like a clout goblin type of
35:07
thing, you know who. They kind of actually remind me of do you
35:09
remember several seasons ago it was uh jabriyah that other chick. I can't remember
35:15
her name me neither, but she kind of Kim Kardashian want to be the
35:19
same. Yeah, vibe a little bit. I can't remember her name,
35:22
but Jibrie look him up? Yeah? Is his name Jabri or Jabari Jabari
35:25
like Cabriz? Yeah? What does he do? Though? What is your
35:31
trajectory in life? And like, how are you going to take care of
35:32
my daughter? Like, what is your plan? Because you're living in a
35:36
fucking hovel and it's weird, my guy, And I'm sorry if that hurts
35:39
your fucking feelings. Would you have approved of me if I lived in a
35:45
hovel like that and I was gonna marry your daughter, would you have been
35:49
like really? What the heck? I would have judged it, and I
35:52
would have asked my daughter like, hey, are you okay with this?
35:54
But like, because of who you are as a person, yeah, as
35:59
I know you to be, Like, I would not have writ but I
36:00
mean, he's objectively a terrible person and boyfriend, so I'm like, yeah,
36:05
I would absolutely sidey him, but I would be expecting you to want
36:08
to better your situation for the both of you, right, Yeah, that's
36:12
a normal parents. He's offended by that, and he's like, you guys
36:15
don't realize the privilege you guys have of having money. Come on, dude,
36:20
because you guys work for it. That's exactly like you're spending all your
36:25
money on OnlyFans porn dude. Yeah, and Dorito's in your fancy car.
36:30
It's a piece of shit. So is this done? That's it? Because
36:34
I have to tell you, let's switch gears a little bit. Yeah,
36:36
because I watched today regarding Sister Wives, I watched today an interview that Christine
36:42
did on I want to say Monday or Tuesday. I think it was Monday
36:45
with Juicy Scoop. And by the way, if you guys not if you
36:49
have not seen this interview, it is really worth your time to go check
36:52
out Juicy Scoop and watch the interview. And Christine gave a lot of information,
36:57
like how she felt about Robin saying that she needs to tell her off
37:01
camera that it's okay to love Cody. She's like, I'm sorry, your
37:05
majesty, but I'm not going to be doing that. It's not my problem
37:08
to tell you that like. That was one thing she said. But another
37:12
thing she said was when Heather McDonald, the host of Juicy Scoop, asked
37:16
her what does Cody do, She's like, I don't know, Oh my
37:22
god, what does Cody do for a job, because we're talking about yeah,
37:25
not having a job or whatever sign it's Dollar Store Drake not having a
37:29
job. But she's like, I have no idea. He was never at
37:31
my house. I don't know what they do. I know he's unorganized,
37:35
he's always all over the place. He's never got a shit together. But
37:38
the implication is that Cody Brown doesn't actually have a job, like TLC is
37:43
his only job, honey. And I would talk to you about this on
37:45
Monday, but of course we're not going to be here on Monday. I
37:47
know, we're taking a week off because it's Christmas, so we're going to
37:50
be gone for like a week and a half. But oh my god.
37:52
See people have been dming us on Instagram that link to that or that interview.
37:58
It's like a podcast you guys can go look on on YouTube. Yeah,
38:00
and it's on YouTube and I think Ethel sent it to me today and
38:02
I just haven't gotten around to listen. I was just making my racotta and
38:06
my dough and I was listening to it. It was a great interview.
38:08
Yes, I want more of the wives to do this kind of shit me
38:13
as well, and hopefully with Christine being the aries and the ram and just
38:16
going headfirst doing it, maybe the other wives will follow. Maybe she's super
38:21
unapologetic. At the same time, she's very gracious. But I just thought
38:23
that was wild, honey, because you and I are like, what the
38:25
fuck does this guy do? Businessman Cody Brown and all of the in Touch
38:30
weekly articles, I'm like, what business does he have other than siphoning money
38:34
away from the wives and stealing That's his only business allegedly in my opinion.
38:37
My god, I just wish we could get more information on their finances,
38:42
Like it'd be so nice if season nineteen was focused on, like how they
38:45
untangle all of their assets and all of their bullshit, because all these wives
38:49
have their names and fucking everything, They've got all of these LLC's and all
38:52
these bullshit. I'm like, I would love to see that, because Cody,
38:55
I think they've got like several LLC's, They've got like the Dabs one,
39:00
they've got the Cody like family one that I think is dissolved. See,
39:04
I think he disolved that. I don't know how they keep track of
39:07
all of that, honey, I don't know. But I think with Christine
39:10
saying that she doesn't know what he does is a tacit admission that he does
39:15
not have a job, which just tells us that he depends on this income.
39:19
Yes, he depends on He has depended on the wives, this is
39:22
why. Obviously he's been stringing them along. But like, wow, how
39:25
he must be freaking out. And another thing I wanted to mention because we
39:30
had some people on YouTube after our last Sister Wives episode talk about David's wife,
39:37
and of course, David's wife passed eleven years ago, and trigger warning,
39:42
We're going to talk a little bit about suicide. Yeah, but I
39:45
had heard that she had unlived herself, and then they confirmed in the comments
39:50
that that is indeed what happened. And then somebody said that they actually read
39:54
the suicide note what, which is wild, and I'm like, I don't
39:59
know how I feel about that. Then they but they brought it up because
40:02
of what David's wife said about David and in the suicide note, which I
40:07
think I want to say, maybe it's the Mirror. I don't know which
40:12
tabloid has it, but you can just google it and find it. But
40:15
essentially, she's like, nobody believed me when I said I was abused?
40:19
WHOA And David is manipulative and controlling and stuff along those lines. Holy shit.
40:28
I just read some of that, and I'm like, holy cow,
40:30
this is kind of what Tony was maybe trying to say when he said you
40:35
need to be sampling all of the ice cream flavors, like you need to
40:37
go out and get some actual worldly experience with men and take a decent sampling
40:44
of who's out there. Don't just fall in love with the first person who
40:45
has pretty eyes. And I'm not saying that David is any of those things,
40:50
because I certainly don't know the person. I do know that that's what
40:53
the wife said in the note, and I just feel like that's a bit
40:57
of a red flag. What do you think, Well, do we know
41:00
that the note is true, like accurate, because like, how does somebody
41:02
get their hands on that? Well, the police got their hands on it.
41:07
I'm not sure if it's in a police report. I really don't know.
41:09
I do know that when David was first notified that there was a note.
41:14
He did not want to read it. Geez. My suspicion is that
41:19
she This is just my opinion, you know, And I don't want to
41:22
be discompassionate, Like I don't want to be tacky about this at all,
41:25
but like my suspicion is that she probably struggled, I mean clearly struggled with
41:30
mental health issues and had some problems and so you know, it's a hard
41:37
situation all the way around. But I just you know, that's just Christine
41:40
for you. Like she's so optimistic, she's so romantic. She's naive.
41:45
Yeah, she's naive. And David even called her clueless in the last episode,
41:49
like he did. I just hope he's not controlling and manipulative. I
41:52
really, in real life, that's really fucking sad. That's really heavy.
41:58
Yeah, I mean, maybe we'll get to see more of David's character like
42:00
in season nineteen and stuff, and even with a wedding special, maybe we'll
42:04
get to have a little bit more of a feel for him. Because after
42:07
this less Tello, I was like, oh, I kind of like him.
42:09
He seems like a nice guy. Yes, but it's definitely controlling and
42:13
manipulative. People can be perceptive like that, so he didn't strike me as
42:17
that. Like when you look at Cody Brown and you hear Cody Brown talk
42:21
like, you can believe this guy's controlling, this guy's misogynistic, this guy's
42:24
has a host of issues. But when you hear David talk like, he
42:27
seems like an upstanding kind of a person. But like, we don't know
42:30
anybody for real, we don't. And I mean it's been eleven years too
42:32
since his wife passed away, so like maybe he's grown, maybe he's changed,
42:37
who knows, I don't know. And when you look at Christine,
42:39
like with all that she has been through, with everything she had to walk
42:44
away from, I just don't see her putting up with another man's bullshit,
42:47
I feel like not. But at the same time, I'm like, you
42:50
knew you guys were stillmates after the fourth date. Yeah, yeah, that's
42:53
why we're worried about a little bit, Nike, but we we definitely wish
42:59
her the best. And again, go check out that whole interview because Heather
43:02
McDonald for once didn't interrupt the entire time and actually let Christine speak, and
43:07
it was like a lot of juicy information. I loved it. On God,
43:09
I'm gonna have to listen to this after I get home from here.
43:12
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43:15
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43:29
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