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Jared McCain Breaks Funny Marco _ Marco Is Off the Ball, Ep. 7 · Bleacher Report

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Action came rolling. I know you used to action, right,
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: of course. So how do you feel about people when
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: they call you a TikTok star?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I kind of like it. It's kind of fire.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I started TikTok during COVID and it's something I pursue
• 0:14
  Speaker 4: as a second career. But you know, sometimes people know
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  Speaker 4: me from TikTok more than basketball, and I think that
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  Speaker 4: that's okay, you know what I'm saying. I just I
• 0:19
  Speaker 4: just embraced it at this point, wouldn't you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I feel like you've got to get energy.
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  Speaker 1: You put out positivity, and you know, you're always happy,
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: You're always smiling.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks man, smile a little bit too much?
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  Speaker 2: Oh what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: I mean sometimes you just want people that's just like aggressive.
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  Speaker 2: You know, why do you want aggressive people around you?
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  Speaker 3: And when you're playing basketball you.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: Just want all aggressive people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So like this season, can you just be a
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: little bit more angry?
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  Speaker 3: Can I see a mad face? No? Get upset?
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  Speaker 2: I don't really get upset. No get upset, It's not
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  Speaker 2: really my thing.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry. You ever a cussed before?
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  Speaker 2: Of course?
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  Speaker 3: What's your favorite cusswork?
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  Speaker 2: It's probably when I'm on the court.
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  Speaker 3: What's the best cussword, dude, like everyone you're saying on.
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  Speaker 2: The court, that's tough. Probably frick.
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  Speaker 3: What frick fri c k fuck. I could say that
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  Speaker 3: that's reasonble when you get upset.
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  Speaker 2: But usually it's when I'm excited. Let's freaking go.
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  Speaker 3: Right, let's go. Yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend is there? Hey, question cause you're coming. Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever seen him upset?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Not too much. He never really gets that upset. You know.
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  Speaker 2: That's dog because he's just a happy, jolly guy.
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  Speaker 3: All the time. Do you get upset at him?
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  Speaker 2: Of course?
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  Speaker 3: Let me see your mad face? Mmm mm hmm?
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  Speaker 2: Can I see you?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: You kind of always look mad. I feel you should
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  Speaker 2: be a little bit more happy sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I like the positivity. But can we
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  Speaker 3: see angry?
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  Speaker 2: You gotta make him mad?
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  Speaker 3: And what are things that make him mad? He doesn't
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  Speaker 3: get mad, that's the thing. So I'm not sure. Could
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: I see your cell phone? Is this your real hair?
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna break it, but I'm not gonna break it.
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  Speaker 3: Rude dad, to get you upset? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Not upset? I got another one.
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  Speaker 3: How long have y'all been friends? How long do you
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  Speaker 3: think what are you? Are you flirting with me? What's
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  Speaker 3: your go to? What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: How long have y'all been friends?
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  Speaker 2: Like a year?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that was good.
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  Speaker 2: That's my dog.
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  Speaker 3: What's his last name?
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  Speaker 2: That's my boy Nate TI.
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  Speaker 3: What's your mother name?
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  Speaker 2: Mike?
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  Speaker 3: Oh god?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Living in Philly it's different. Philly is different. I like it.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's nice, right, Yes, really.
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  Speaker 1: The sawwalks are so close to the street you can
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  Speaker 1: reach out and slap somebody while you're driving.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: So how would you feel if you ever got slapped
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  Speaker 1: by anybody?
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  Speaker 2: You know, anybody like on the street. Yeah, I was
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  Speaker 2: the one walking or driving?
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  Speaker 3: Oh come on, man, lock in. If I got smacked,
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  Speaker 3: you would still smile.
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  Speaker 4: I'd probably start laughing, especially if I was a Nate,
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  Speaker 4: right yeah, because Nate don't protect me.
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  Speaker 2: He's my security.
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  Speaker 1: Are Could I see a combo move real quick to
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  Speaker 1: swing one two showing one.
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  Speaker 3: One two? You told me, yes, sir, can you leave? Please?
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  Speaker 3: You don't need person. Kick the hell out.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need person. No, I don't need that ship
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  Speaker 2: a Nate ca you watch him on the way out.
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  Speaker 2: I got you, appreciate you that's my brother.
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  Speaker 3: What's his mama name? I don't know where'd y'all meet.
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  Speaker 2: When I was doing the pre draft process from then on,
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  Speaker 2: that's Cuzy.
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  Speaker 3: That's what. Do it again?
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  Speaker 2: It's Cuzy.
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  Speaker 3: You're kidding me, right, do it again?
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  Speaker 2: That's Cuzy that we locked in?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, why do you swing it back and forth?
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of more like a sign of love, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: You remind me of SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 2: That's tough. I ain't gonna lie. That's tough.
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  Speaker 3: This person.
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  Speaker 2: You remind me of Screwerd.
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  Speaker 3: All right, that was really offensive.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I didn't think it was offensive. Everybody likes
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  Speaker 2: Scowerd really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's a little angry, but I think at heart he's
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  Speaker 2: an asshole, But at heart he was a great PERSONA
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  Speaker 2: never gonna say that.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't, dude, key, smile a little bit more, got
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  Speaker 4: good teeth there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, now you get mad. I smile for you.
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  Speaker 2: All right, h.
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  Speaker 3: You got a fingernail. Pologies coming out? Explain it? What's
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  Speaker 3: the story behind it?
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  Speaker 2: We're right now, man, what's the story behind it?
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  Speaker 4: Bucket Blue self explanatory point guard, pink point guard goat gold.
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  Speaker 4: What are we striving to be? Net neutral? Real calm swish?
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  Speaker 4: We got Rooky red cause that was a rookie. That's
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  Speaker 4: anger right there.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry man.
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  Speaker 4: I like how you have the Jordan five's with the
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  Speaker 4: with the tie, with the oversized oak jacket.
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  Speaker 2: You're tough. Would you ever pay your notes?
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  Speaker 3: Never really try? I haven't really?
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  Speaker 2: You know it's called MVP, the most valuable polish?
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah that makes you happy?
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  Speaker 2: What can I say? I'm blessed?
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  Speaker 1: What songs do you listen to before you get you know,
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  Speaker 1: hype Drake, that's my dog name five Drake song?
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  Speaker 2: What you want? You want that? R and B Drake?
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  Speaker 2: You want rappin Drake? You want that?
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  Speaker 3: Listen? What's your favorite? Like one song.
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  Speaker 2: Before a game or just any game? Western road Flows?
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  Speaker 3: Can you sing it?
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  Speaker 2: Western road Flows?
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  Speaker 4: My confidence level getting settled, don't get high for the
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  Speaker 4: moment they starts to backpedal doing this new found fame
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  Speaker 4: fool you?
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  Speaker 2: Or up your judgment to talk loosely?
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  Speaker 4: I really do this been flowing stupid Since Vince Carter
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  Speaker 4: was on some through the Legs, Arm and the Hoops
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  Speaker 4: Drink and Hypnotic with Glenn Lewis, I've been through it, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Was so afraid that they claim to it. Two busy
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  Speaker 4: face grewing a waist movements. He was around TTC Metro.
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  Speaker 4: I had to place booming first, take Drake. You know
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  Speaker 4: I rarely have to take to it, and they still
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  Speaker 4: take to it. Big Apple had to white hum of
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  Speaker 4: park right in front of fluid and we be walking
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  Speaker 4: in that like we already knew it. But money can't
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  Speaker 4: buy happiness. Jelly talking truthful, But I'm happiest when I
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  Speaker 4: can get on our own.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Do you mind sending the message to Shock for me?
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  Speaker 2: What's up? What we say?
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  Speaker 1: Shack has said that he never got to talk to you,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like the one b one you, So I
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  Speaker 1: just want you to send the message out to Shock.
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  Speaker 3: Shack.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out, Shack man.
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  Speaker 3: Stop smiling. This is angry, like can you am I
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  Speaker 3: mad at Shack? No, it's just energy. Can you just
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  Speaker 3: give like? Yo? What up? Shock? When I see you?
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  Speaker 3: Want this one?
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  Speaker 2: Be one?
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  Speaker 3: Let's get it?
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  Speaker 2: What's a good shock? What's one?
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  Speaker 3: Be one?
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  Speaker 2: When I see you? Yes, sir?
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  Speaker 3: Is that a sexy look? Can he look? Mad? Our browns?
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  Speaker 3: Can you score them in let's smiling. Wait, hold on,
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  Speaker 3: don't show the fingernapolis please put on fault.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about the goat goal.
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  Speaker 3: I get it, okay, I know he's talking about the Sally.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I can lock.
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  Speaker 3: Him fel shut neck down?
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  Speaker 2: How you put your neck down like that? All your
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  Speaker 2: shut that's one pole when I see you.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, sir, she was bullshit. Mean I'm saying, it's just
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  Speaker 3: not that.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't like, oh I'm scared, Yeah, you got the
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  Speaker 1: guard Lebron James hip I did.
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  Speaker 3: How was it he scored on me?
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  Speaker 2: I scored on him?
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  Speaker 3: I was it when you scored on Lebron James? Was
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  Speaker 3: that just like a goal? Like?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what the helly Bron James?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: It was tough, yeah, w Brown.
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  Speaker 3: So let's name you three players to put together to
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: build you. Who would it be?
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  Speaker 2: Ever?
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  Speaker 3: Like? Who? Three pointers? Would you take?
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  Speaker 2: Curry?
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  Speaker 3: Curry three? You said you can take Curry threes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Is that not what you would take?
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  Speaker 3: I mean we're building you out, strangth.
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  Speaker 2: That's a tough one. I'm going, uh, James Johnson, all.
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  Speaker 5: Right, ball handling, I'm going Curry carry Irving two points brenton.
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  Speaker 3: Attitude.
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  Speaker 4: I think curry again, he says, a clean attitude. You
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  Speaker 4: know nothing to two out of line.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying this year, it's a lot
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  Speaker 2: on your back.
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  Speaker 3: Be ready for you to save the seventy six ers.
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  Speaker 1: You're a guy, so when you're going there, make sure
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm counting on you. I'm betting on you. Lays everything.
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  Speaker 2: City betting.
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  Speaker 3: We need, we need one hundred dollars bet.
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  Speaker 2: I do endorse any betting.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure we know that I'm talking about me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wanted to make sure the camera.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm counting on you.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: We need at least sixty points a game.
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  Speaker 2: Do what I can.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not asking for too much.
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  Speaker 2: Never you know DrAk. You know Drake has a song
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  Speaker 2: called too much.
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  Speaker 3: Oh God, don't.
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  Speaker 2: Think God too much?
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: What's the most saying?
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  Speaker 2: I'm done playing?
• 9:23
  Speaker 4: Last time was on the outro stuck in the house,
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: nigge it out more. I've been stacking up like on
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  Speaker 4: fun raising. Most people in my position get come placing
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  Speaker 4: that boy tough shout out drizzy, Yes sir, Yeah, I.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: Went to Turks because of him.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: That's that's crazy.
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: What do you say about Turks we ain't even know
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  Speaker 4: in turchy fin and take saying righting around with f
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  Speaker 4: and then we're like the whole hands bro with two
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: sip died. He ain't lead to bed.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: This guy's good, right, he's good.
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  Speaker 3: But I just had to What is the most fato
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  Speaker 3: to put up in the game?
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: I think in it was high school, my senior night
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  Speaker 2: forty one.
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: We need that this year.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do my best. You got it, you got it
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  Speaker 2: what you do, You're great at what you do too.
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a long future appreciate that, man, future too or
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: the futures cold.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: But you know, I don't want to let you down.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: I don't want to let you down.
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  Speaker 3: I did not.
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: I don't want to let you down. I don't want
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: to let you down.
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to see you in the Toyota commercial.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: That'd be tough. Youmember those commercials where I had like
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: the three Hamsters. Yeah, and the key is the Kia
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Soul or something.
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kia.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: That was tough.
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  Speaker 1: Not a materialistic person, No.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: I double dabble for sure. I love fashion. What is
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: that they woul dabble like? You know, it's a little
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: bit here and there a little bit here in product
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: with your favorite brain, probably Jordan brand All you.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Saw with Jordan's congratulations, thank you, everybody give pause.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: He saw with Jordan, appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks that's really nice.
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  Speaker 2: Appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: Nate.
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  Speaker 1: Out of everybody, you just shout out Nates, he said,
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: he said to the out of everybody that clapped.
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  Speaker 4: He said, And I always gotta make you gotta to
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: say that.
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  Speaker 3: You want to say nay? How old are you? Guess?
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  Speaker 1: He's flirting as a grown ass man as a guest.
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  Speaker 3: You don't like playing the guessing game. I don't like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, that's my dog, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I'm tired of swiping on TikTok and you pop up.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: It's like an ad.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: It's like like that.
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  Speaker 3: That's the exact video.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I'm sick of it.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of tough.
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  Speaker 3: No, I get.
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  Speaker 1: When they band TikTok, I'm gonna be so happy.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go over to I g rails Am.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, well, either you walk off or me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good with whatever. Gonna shake hands or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: Cool, Sorry, come to you.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's meet halfway cool.
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: Stuck in the chair, just leave the chair, you said
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  Speaker 5: me half way right, I'm good. I'm right playing musical
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  Speaker 5: chairs or something good though.
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm alright, I'm already good.
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  Speaker 3: If you touch me, I'm gonna sue you.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Funny Marco, so cut out the other part where I said, why.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you wanna see? Why didn't you wanna shake?
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: Feel attack?
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: Alright, look at this camera, Look funny Marko, that's my guy.
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: Man shout out Bacher report, shout out life.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, come come on, Nate, Nate, come on, Funny Marco.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, sir, my daughter's her handshake man, Yes, sir, how.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Like, how do you have ferd conversations? Go, let's see.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: It may be like this, like you see any TikTok trends?
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you see that's all.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: You're a tough game, yes sir.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: What the fucking scoopy dude?
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, alright, guys, uh as you can see. Uh he's
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  Speaker 1: some great guys, you know, bright future up o vero.
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: Already a mine is so hungry, man, they just eat
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: what they kill. I like convertible band leads and the
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: houses deep in the hills. I might tell the whole
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: could come through my squad. Gotta roll through, come through
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: to the young.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: High school kids.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: You tell that show you will come through. And I
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: say this that came I this that game player.
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  Speaker 3: This is nice man. Thank you guys for tuning. Then
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: you guys later. This is my dog.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Shout out the goat.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: Come on, get get the hell sir?
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: What the hell? Yeah, you can follow you.
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  Speaker 1: To I'm gonna be right back.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: I promise. Just give me some time. We're gonna be
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: right back.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: Guys, No, not all of us.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: We ain't gonna be you gotta go. I'm just grab something,
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: grabbing something better.
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  Speaker 2: He's a better go to at l jacob et you
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  Speaker 2: pray for my name.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, I got you got if I'm going in, I
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: get back up. I thought we grabbed hisself.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: We'll see you later.