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🍆 Clavicular would rather his penis not work then ever go bald · The KIIS Breakfast Wrap with Chris, Amy & Jack

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  Speaker 1: Celebrity news like that guards all right into that stream
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  Speaker 1: of clovicular that everyone is talking about.
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  Speaker 2: He's that look looks max a guy. He is the king.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure that he's got to be rage baiting, because
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  Speaker 1: there's no way that a human being like this exists
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  Speaker 1: on planet Earth.
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  Speaker 2: You see.
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  Speaker 1: I keep seeing videos saying that he might be autistic,
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  Speaker 1: which I think explains.
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  Speaker 2: A bit checks out. Yeah, he doesn't like.
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  Speaker 1: Smile a lot, and he's just very focused all that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that so forgive it. Maybe Matt, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if that's true. Well let's put that aside so
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  Speaker 2: I can still have a go.
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  Speaker 1: And it makes it way worse if it's a guy.
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  Speaker 1: But if you don't know who he is, he's the
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  Speaker 1: guy who kind of pioneered the looks Maxing trend, things
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  Speaker 1: like bone smashing, where they get a hammer and repeatedly
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  Speaker 1: hit their own face to make the bones grow and
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  Speaker 1: give them more definition. He's also admitted, not recommended by doctors,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, to using small doses of meth to
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  Speaker 1: get more shredded because it's good.
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  Speaker 3: Kiss don't agree with that one. We should have asked you, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We should have I think I know the answer.
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  Speaker 1: But basically, all this looks maxing stuff is so he
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  Speaker 1: can gain higher SMV, which is sexual market value. So
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  Speaker 1: the whole idea, oh shut up, The whole idea is
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  Speaker 1: that a guy's goal in life is to is to
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  Speaker 1: look good so that he can get more women in
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  Speaker 1: bed and get more life opportunity like jobs and things
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  Speaker 1: like that. Right, So he's just gone on Logan Pole's
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  Speaker 1: podcast Impulsive and spoken about a couple of his controversial opinions.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: The first one I'm going to play for you is
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  Speaker 1: him talking about if it matters for him that a
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  Speaker 1: woman gets.
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  Speaker 2: There in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so he's all about betting women, but does
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  Speaker 1: he care if she enjoys it?
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  Speaker 2: Take a listen, No important.
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  Speaker 4: The amount of extra effort that's required to do that
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  Speaker 4: is just not going to really have much ROI. You're
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  Speaker 4: going to have to spend at least an extra half
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  Speaker 4: a hour.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on the girl.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just go at fifteen minutes. In fifteen minutes, I
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  Speaker 4: could set out to do my stream, make a ticket,
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  Speaker 4: an important phone call, like I can literally think of
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  Speaker 4: one million better things. It's going to make a girl
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  Speaker 4: want to be with me the long term rather than
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  Speaker 4: just a simple fleeting organ.
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  Speaker 2: You know he's trying to upset.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he's doing there.
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  Speaker 1: I row whine, turn on investment in that fifteen minutes. Like, Mikey,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're a straight man. Does it matter to you?
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  Speaker 2: It does?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I mean it's funny. I've been when I was younger.
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  Speaker 3: You're with partners and like some girls just never do.
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  Speaker 3: But you're young and you're a dud. You don't know
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  Speaker 3: what you're doing. Like you literally don't know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, you blame them. You go, oh, they just
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  Speaker 2: can't get there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a way, maybe they go, I don't know whatever,
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  Speaker 3: too much effort. No, But seriously, I know I'm the
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  Speaker 3: opposite of him. You feel like a failure if you
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  Speaker 3: haven't and I don't care if you're faking it to
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  Speaker 3: make me feel like.
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  Speaker 2: You were going so well? Why did he said?
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  Speaker 1: He really cares, And I think he knows when I've
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  Speaker 1: faked it, because he still commits me.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, no, I'm not giving up. I'm not giving
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  Speaker 2: up something.
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  Speaker 3: He tries everything, he throws everything into the mix, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's all right, just sometimes he doesn't in
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  Speaker 3: our heads. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, not like you can't
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  Speaker 3: every time, but yeah, as a dude that knows you
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  Speaker 3: can make a woman do that. Yeah, if you don't
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  Speaker 3: get it to you feel like a dog upset. So
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  Speaker 3: Club Victual is a dud.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the other thing I wanted to play is just
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  Speaker 1: his obsession with his looks. Right, and he goes as
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  Speaker 1: far as to say he would rather his d never
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  Speaker 1: work ever again than to lose his hair and be
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  Speaker 1: a bald man.
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  Speaker 2: Let's hear that one.
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  Speaker 4: I would rather might never work again and keep on
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  Speaker 4: my hair than anything. What would you read Jason Statham
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  Speaker 4: eight out of ten? And he has no you know,
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  Speaker 4: for the average person, you're not going to be Jason Statham.
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  Speaker 4: So you're going to have this bald head and a
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  Speaker 4: functional dick, but it's going to be over for you
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  Speaker 4: when you go knowing that you could use it on
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  Speaker 4: beside your hand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So he wants to get like to have all
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  Speaker 2: these tips for getting all the girls. But then he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: my dick's not gonna work. I don't really care. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be better them. That makes no sense.
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  Speaker 1: Also, can I can I just vouch for the bald
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  Speaker 1: men out there. As my partner is bald, there are
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  Speaker 1: a lot of women that like bald.
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  Speaker 2: He's a very handsome bald man.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so like Jason Statham, the Rock come Vin Diesel.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy's an idiot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's twenty by the way, it just
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  Speaker 3: came up on the screen, right, so like yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: at twenty now he's like he is trying to piss
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  Speaker 3: you off and it's working. Look how long we've talked
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  Speaker 3: about him for.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, maybe he's the smartest guy ever. He's just
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  Speaker 1: like marketing himself and he knows that people.
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  Speaker 2: Stop talking about him. Yeah,